October 31, 2018
Recreation for all
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Participants in the 2017 Evening of Entertainment talent show fundraiser for the Recreation Council of Greater St. Louis must perform an act with at least one person with a disability.
Recreation Council of Greater St. Louis provides leisure activities for those with physical and mental disabilities By Charlotte Beard Most people agree that their concern for finding something physically fun to do comes from trying to decide what they want to do. However, there is a large population of people that finds what they want to do is only half the battle. People with physical or mental challenges must contend with accessibility for recreational and leisure activities. The 2017 Annual Report for the Recreation
Council of Greater St. Louis shows that the agency served more than 4,900 individuals through the provision of various programs and services related to recreation and leisure needs. The Recreation Council has a mission to promote, support and ensure that people with disabilities have opportunities in all recreation and leisure activities throughout
the Greater St. Louis area. It was formed in 1983 to support all age groups after recreation personnel and parents of people with disabilities made their desires known for one community resource for recreation opportunities. Kate Banister, who is also President of See ‘RECREATION’ page 2
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Assess-4-All, LLC (www.access4-all.com), is the planner and host of the council’s Annual Evening of Entertainment: Spotlight on ABILITIES fundraiser. The sixth annual event, which raised $5,000, was in April 2018 and the next one will take place March 28, 2019. The fundraiser provides 50 people each with a $100 voucher for camp or other recreational opportunity of their choice. The talent show fundraiser normally features eight to 10 acts. Banister shared that participation is on a first-comefirst-serve basis for performance slots and that the event has never had an act try-out or participate that was deemed not worthy. Inquiries for participation or other information may be directed to Katie Banister at 314-481-0633 or katie@accessSubmitted photo 4-all.com. Website information is available at: www.plboard. Participants in the 2017 Evening of Entertainment talent show fundraiser for the Recreation Council of Greater St. Louis must perform an act with at least one person with a disability. com/a/SPEC10/news.htm. “There aren’t a lot of opportunities like this where people with Hanley, Suite 100 office. The volunteer staff consist of: Susan Fleming disabilities get to showcase their talent. One gentleman couldn’t – Executive Director, Vicky Kunderer – Administrative Assistant, enunciate very well, but he got up there and read a poem he wrote. Peggy Welker – St. Louis County Coordinator, Lexy Kunzman – St. It’s a nice and supportive environment where people have an Louis City Coordinator, and Carol Callahan – St. Charles County opportunity to shine. We have youth and adults compete for cash Coordinator. prizes. Each act must include at least one person with a disability. Banister who is a paraplegic, paralyzed from the chest down, has It’s just an amazing experience. The people who won this past year been a proud member of the council’s board since 1993. were a group of adults with Down syndrome. They had on beautiful “I was in a car accident in 1990,” shared Banister. “Before having the choir robes and danced and lip-synced to the Alleluia Chorus. At accident, I got my degree in recreation but when I had the accident the end everybody stood up! So, we all knew who the winner was I wasn’t sure what I was going to do. I heard about the Recreation this year. We had a rapper who rapped about his autism. We’ve had Council and I went to one of their programs. Between having a magicians, comedians…it’s just a beautiful night. We also have food disability and a rec degree, it was a perfect fit. I met Sue Fleming in for sale and a silent auction.” 1992 and joined the board in 1993. This board is amazing. Sue wants Banister shared that the rapper, Charlie ‘C-Quig’ Quigless won to make sure that people with disabilities have access to recreational first place in the youth division. opportunities and she does that every day.” “I have been singing ever since I can remember,” shared Charlie. “I The council provides many recreational related services not limited started writing music when I was nine or 10 years old.” to referrals, and collaborations for accessibility to golfing, bike “He could hum a tune before he could actually speak,” stated his rentals, and a parks and recreation partnership project. Primarily, father, Dr. Charles Quigless. funding sources come from three agencies: Developmental He also shared that he taught Charlie to handle his memory by Disabilities Resource Board, St. Louis Office for Developmental adding a tune, such as in the case of memorization for tests. Charlie Disability Resources, and the Productive Living Board for St. Louis released his first single, ‘Autism’ when he was 14-years-old. It County Citizens with Developmental Disabilities. currently has over 4,400 views on YouTube (under C-Quig). His EP, “We have a good reputation with all three of those groups.” stated ‘Against All Odds,’ was released this past summer 2018. His music Banister. “They know that we are going to take that money and put can be found on all music streaming platforms. it to the best use possible.” Sixteen-year-old Quigless was diagnosed with autism at the age Banister also shared that funding is dispersed from the tax of three. Originally, his parents thought it was a hearing problem. distribution labeled “Sheltered Workshop” shown on yearly tax bills. Professionals suggested that he be taught sign language, but Dr. “The money collected from that tax goes to the Productive Living Quigless who is a chiropractor and acupuncturist, had an objection Board and the board disperses it,” she said. to the original diagnosis. The council continues to search for ways to make their presence “My wife started getting different (professional) services involved,” known in the community. The council also takes opportunities to shared Dr. Quigless, “and I started treating him at night using bring awareness to the community through forms of outreach. auricular acupuncture points while he was sleep.” “We’ve gone out and (facilitated) disability awareness programs,” Today Charlie lives with a high-functioning autism spectrum Banister stated of her collaboration with Executive Director Fleming. disorder. Dr. Quigless advises families get familiar with and “I talk about my disability and she talks about working with people connected to the Department of Mental Health and their affiliated with disabilities. It’s very entertaining (but) educational, too.” agencies for the best outcomes, especially after receiving a diagnosis. Resource assistance is made available by calling 314-726-6044. The council serves St. Charles and St. Louis Counties, and St. Louis For more information about the Recreation Council of Greater St. City. St. Charles is served out of the St. Peters office at 60 Gailwood Louis visit www.plboard.com/a/SPEC10/index.htm. Drive, Suite C and the St. Louis area is served out of the 200 South
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Local mayors join governor for Prop D rally Missouri Governor Mike Parson is finishing up a whirlwind weeklong tour of 13 Missouri Cities to celebrate Infrastructure week and to promote the passage of Proposition D on the Nov. 6 ballot. A large gathering of students, labor leaders Photo courtesy city of Florissant and members, emerMissouri Governor Mike Parson stands with Overland gency responders, busi- Mayor Mike Schneider (left) and Florissant Mayor Tom ness coalition members, Schneider, at a Prop D rally at the Clayco Construction and elected officials Company headquarters in Overland. gave an enthusiastic welcome to Parson, who gave a delivery on his two top priorities which are Missouri’s infrastructure and developing a skilled workforce in Missouri. The governor reminded the audience that Missouri has the seventh most miles of highway to maintain and that Missouri ranks 49th in highway maintenance revenue with only Alaska receiving less. He stated that it is important that Proposition P passes for the sake of future generations of Missourians so that they can compete with our surrounding states for economic opportunities.
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National Disability Employment Awareness Month receives recognition The Regional Chamber of Commerce proclaimed the month of October as a special month for its members to focus on the benefits of hiring people with disabilities and recognizing Worknet, Inc. as one of the premiere agencies in assisting individuals with disabilities to obtain gainful and satisfactory employment. Pictured receiving the award is Larry Brown - board chairman of Worknet, Inc. The award was presented by Tom Chulick - President and CEO of the St. Louis Regional Chamber of Commerce. Employers are encouraged to contact Worknet, Inc. at 314-621-6300 with job opportunities or
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Florissant to request release of Block Grant funds The city of Florissant will request the releases of 2018 CDBG funds from the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) on Nov. 5, following a two-week period in which the public will have the opportunity to comment on the slated use of the funds. The Florissant 2018 CDBG Annual Action Plan identifies community needs and has been proposed for the following projects: • Home Improvement loans to eligible, low to moderate income households throughout Florissant. • Home Improvement – Mechanical grants for the repair/replacement of HVAC and/or Water Heaters to eligible, low to moderate income households throughout Florissant. • Project IMPACT program assistance with wheelchair ramps and materials and supplies for homes being rehabbed by volunteers for low to moderate income eligible or disabled residents. • Mortgage, Rental, and Utility Assistance – This program provides mortgage, rental, and utility assistance program to serve low- to moderate-income households facing. emergency or severe temporary economic hardship and was awarded to CAASTLC in September 2016. This program is designed to help residents stay in their homes, whether they are home owners or renters. • Program Administration – providing for the salary, benefits and training of the CDBG program administrators. Written comments on these determinations may be directed to the Community Development Office at the Florissant Government Building, 1055 rue St. Francois, MO 63031, or to Alexander Furla, U.S. Housing and Urban Development, Community Planning and Development Division, 1222 Spruce Street, Room 6.101, St. Louis, MO 63103-2836. The 2018 CDBG Annual Action Plan is available at the Florissant Government Building, on the city’s web site, www.florissantmo.com or by contacting Carol O’Mara at the Community Development Office at 314-839-7680 or comara@florissantmo.com.
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NCCU presents awards to community leaders North County Churches Uniting for Racial Harmony and Justice (NCCU) celebrated the 14th year of its Annual Awards Dinner by presenting awards to outstanding individuals and organizations that have made a difference in making North County and the community a better place to live, work, and raise families. For the last fourteen years, it has selected seven outstanding individuals and organizations that have truly made a difference in the lives of others and in our community. NCCU President Rance Thomas said, “For the first time, this year we presented eight awards as opposed to seven, because we had so many deserving organizations and individuals this year.” The Outstanding Achievement Award was presented to Wesley Bell, Professor of Criminal Justice at St. Louis Community College at Florissant and Councilman in the city of Ferguson for his outstanding commitment to the community and for his victory in the St. Louis County Prosecutor’s race. Further NCCU gave awards to two outstanding superintendents, Dr. Nettie Collins-Hart, of Hazel-
wood School District and Dr. Joseph Davis of the Fergus on-Flor iss ant School District, for their outstanding commitment to education and their accomplishments in improving their districts and the education of their students. Also, NCCU presented the President’s Award to St. Rose Philippine Duchenese Catholic Photo courtesy city of Florissant Church for its com- Pictured above (from left) in the front row is Ross Caravelli, Sister Karl Mary Winkelmann, Dr. Joseph Davis, Reverend Dr. mitment to improv- Dietra Wise-Baker. In the back row (from left) is the President/CEO Michael McMillian from the Urban League of Metropolitan ing race relations St. Louis. President of NCCU Dr. Rance Thomas, Mayor Thomas P. Schneider, Venus Martz, Dr. Nettie Collins-Hart, Wesley Bell in our community. and the Vice President of NCCU, Dr. Barbara Thompson. Further, Metropolitan Congregations United was recognized U.S. Navy, and he served 32 years on the Florissant for its untiring effort and commitment to City Council and served seven years as the mayor of making the whole St. Louis area a better the city of Florissant. place to live and work. The Greater North The second Lifetime Achievement Award was preCounty Chamber of Commerce was rec- sented to Sister Karl Mary Winkelmann, recently ognized for dedicated work with busi- retired President of Trinity Catholic High School, nesses, organizations, and individuals to whose 54 years in education as a teacher, a principal, improve the quality of life for everyone in and president will be long remembered. North County. The Master of Ceremonies was Rev. Cedric Portis, Finally, for the first time, NCCU pre- pastor of Third Presbyterian Church, and the invosented two Lifetime Achievement Awards cation was given by Rev. John Higgins of John Knox and they were presented to two individ- Presbyterian Church and the benediction was done uals who have made a longtime commit- by Deacon Bill Twellman of St. Norbert Catholic ment to our community and to others. Church. The speaker was Michael McMillan, PresThe first Lifetime Achievement Award was ident and CEO of the St. Louis Metropolitan Urban presented to Mayor Thomas P. Schneider League, and music was provided by Byron Thomas of Florissant for his service to the com- a recording artist from Fresno, California. The event munity and the county. Schneider served took place in the Paul F. Detrick Building Atrium at two tours in Vietnam while serving in the Christian Hospital Northeast.
Operation Food Search raises more than $83,000 at golf tournament
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Operation Food Search, a non-profit hunger relief organization, recently raised more than $83,000 at its 25th annual golf tournament. Proceeds will go toward ending childhood hunger and family food insecurity in the St. Louis bi-state region. The day-long event, which was presented by Ascension Health at WingHaven Country Club, included lunch and dinner, as well as live and silent auctions. Sponsors included Ameren, Enterprise Bank & Trust, Miller Lite, Russo’s Catering, St. Louis Community College - Forest Park, and Seeger Toyota.
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COMMUNITY VOICES Strong foundations, strong futures By Dr. Joseph S. Davis A few years ago a student in the Ferguson-Florissant School District told one of her teachers, “I can’t afford the luxury of hope.” Can you imagine that? I can’t imagine what life must be like to go through the motions with no hope for anything more or anything better. In my role as superintendent and lead teacher in the district, I’m committed to preparing students for success in college and life. Our graduation rate has topped 85 percent, and we’re working toward 100 percent of our students graduating in four years, but it’s not enough to graduate every student on time. They must graduate prepared for success in college or whatever they choose. Whether they choose to be a plumber or an electrician, an engineer or a doctor, I want all students to get a great education and experience hope, and success in life. It takes resources to provide a great education for all students regardless of where they live in our community. One of our board’s goals is to be fiscally efficient and to use our resources well. I know our taxpayers want to know they are getting the most for their money, and I am constantly seeking ways to direct more of our resources to the classroom. Even with the great financial support we receive from our community, we still have a limited supply of financial resources. Over a year ago the Board of Education directed administration to examine our facilities, find inefficiencies and cut expenses while providing a great education for our students. District enrollment
peaked at about 20,000 students in the late 1960. We currently have approximately 11,000 students in FFSD but still have most of the schools from fifty years ago. We are not being efficient with our facilities and our resources. Administration began the process of restructuring, examined building capacities, current enrollment, anticipated trends, grade organization, the bookends of early education and transforming high schools, and presented three options for moving forward. We held several meetings in our schools and in the community. We even attended city council meetings sharing our thoughts and listening to stakeholder feedback. Our community members have a lot to say about our schools. Through this process I’ve seen how passionate students, parents and alumni are about their schools. We’ve wrestled with how to preserve memories while preparing students for the future. Through all of this work we’ve maintained our commitment to the “bookends” of early childhood education and high school transformation. We know the value of a strong foundation of educating even three and four year-olds, and we know we have to transform our high schools to prepare students for the 21st century and beyond. As we worked through the process we realized the value of consultants who conduct facilities assessments for school districts on a daily basis. Over the past several months MGT Consulting Group has conducted a thorough assessment of all
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our facilities. MGT used several criteria to assess buildings including capacity, condition, technology readiness, and suitability for present and future learning. Based on the results of the building assessment and the passionate feedback from the community, we revised the options presented back in the spring. The board has listened to community feedback across the district from south to north and has made its decision. I am confident that with the decision the board has made, we will continue to strive to build strong foundations and strong futures for all of our students. Dr. Joseph S. Davis began serving the Ferguson-Florissant School District as Superintendent on July 1, 2015. Prior to that he served as Superintendent of Washington County schools in North Carolina and Deputy Chief of Schools for Chicago Public Schools. Dr. Davis has over 24 years of experience in education starting as a bus driver before teaching middle and high school mathematics and serving as Assistant Principal and Principal at the elementary, middle, and high school levels. Dr. Davis and his family live in Ferguson and also serves as an adjunct professor at Washington University in St. Louis. The opinions expressed in this column are the columnist’s alone and do not reflect the opinion of the owners or staff of Community News.
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Hazelwood math teacher earns regional teacher of the year award Hazelwood West High School math teacher Scott Borcherding has been named a Regional Teacher of the Year by the Missouri Department of Elementary and Secondary Education. He is one of 10 St. Louis-area teachers to earn the recognition and one of only 32 statewide. Borcherding was recognized at the Missouri State Teacher of the Year Awards Banquet Oct. 22 in Jefferson City. “I have always believed that my successes have been based off relationships that I have created with students and colleagues,” Borcherding said. “This award has been a blessing to help me grow through opportunities that it has created throughout the past year.” Borcherding has taught math at Hazelwood West High School since 2006, and is a Class of 2000 alumnus of the school.
He also is the senior class sponsor, varsity baseball coach, and girls tennis coach. “Mr. Borcherding truly is a leader both for his students and Hazelwood West High School,” Superintendent Dr. Nettie Collins-Hart said. “He is a shining example of our highly-qualified staff setting high expectations and helping students reach those expectations. I am very proud of him and his hard work.” Recipients are chosen based on their ability to foster excellence in education through improved student learning. They also must play an active role in their school community and provide service and leadership, as well as be highly-respected by students, parents, colleagues, and their community. Borcherding previously received the 2011-2012 Teacher of the Year Award from the Mathematics Educators of Greater St. Louis.
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Normandy breaks ground at site of new Early Learning Center
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A beautiful fall morning was the backdrop for an event celebrating the next phase in the history of the Normandy Schools Collaborative. Students, families, local government officials, and community members gathered October 18 for a ceremonial groundbreaking at the site for the new Normandy Early Learning Center (ELC). “This Early Learning Center is the result of serious debate about what Normandy’s ‘next’ should look like,” said Dr. Charles Pearson, Normandy Superintendent of Schools. “This Early Learning Center is both an addition to the Normandy Schools Collaborative as well as an ambitious addition to the quality of early learning programming in this region.” The ELC, which will serve students in preschool, pre-kindergarten, and kindergarten in one state-of-the-art facility, is scheduled to open for the 2019-2020 school year. Research demonstrates that students who start their academic career in a strong early learning program are more
likely to perform on grade level and not need remedial support later in their schooling. The ELC is being built on the site of the current Normandy 7th-8th Grade Center, which will close next school year. Normandy seventh and eighth graders will return to the elementary schools in fall 2019 as part of the district-wide reconfiguration as ‘elemiddle’ schools serving students in grades 1-8. The funds to construct the ELC were made possible by the voters’ approval of Proposition N in April 2017. Rev. Cedric Portis Sr., president of Normandy’s Joint Executive Governing Board (JEGB), remarked that for students to compete and succeed on the global stage, there must be significant investment in early childhood education. “Thank you voters, community, partners for your faith in this process of transformation for our community, district and children,” Portis said.
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I married that redhead By Russ Patton, owner of Byerly RV While I was getting educated at Washington University I met a young redhead who said her family had bought a Byerly trailer. It turned out to be an original that Walter Byerly built in 1954. I had a 1951 Studebaker. I married that redhead and soon afterward Adrienne and I set out for a three-week adventure through the western states. Our decision to begin heading south on I-44 would be regretted later. The trip was unforgettable, although sometimes challenging. In the desert we had to operate the heater to keep the car from overheating. Unfortunately for Adrienne, the Studebaker heater consists of a “radiator” below the front seats. She retreated to be back seat. The trailer brakes were a lifesaver, but our venture into downtown San Francisco was harrowing without the trailer. I was constantly readjusting the brakes. Highlights included watching hot air balloons practicing for the upcoming event in Albuquerque, New Mexico, driving the Pacific coast highway from San Clemente to San Francisco, enjoy-
ing beautiful Oak Creek Canyon, and visiting friends and relatives along the way. We barely made it over the mountains before the October snows closed the passes. The ride home was harrowing. A blizzard followed us through most of Kansas, but we ploughed on because we didn’t want to stop in the middle of it. It all started in a Byerly RV. Why not see what you can get started in an RV from Byerly RV in Eureka? You can see the original Byerly at our location. Our retro-RV was a bit primitive. New RVs let you enjoy the comforts of home or any hotel lodging. Byerly in Eureka is celebrating 68 years as one of the Midwest’s oldest and largest RV Dealers. Visit us at www.byerlyrv.com.
Three things that your future boss won’t admit By Robert Schrautemeier Unemployment is at an all-time low. This means that you are happy with your current job, right? Wrong. Unhappiness will persist in the job market, and potential job seekers are constantly looking for ways to edge out the competition. While you are out looking for the greener grass, don’t forget the basics of interviewing. 1. First impressions are important, and your attire is important. Your nose ring might allow you to express yourself; good for you! But the person interviewing you only sees trouble. There are some noble hiring managers that can see past your wardrobe choices, but most will not. Remember that the person judging you is human, and she does not want to make a fool of herself by hiring the creepy new person. Throw this rule out the window if you are applying at some sort of hipster bar, or a record store. 2. Don’t be late! If you are a few minutes early, you are on-time. If you are on-time, you are late. This should really be the case even after you get hired, but alas: a lot of people feel like they are owed something for doing a tiny bit extra. By being prompt, you are sending a clear message that you can be counted on. This should be obvious, but in my experience, people do not pounce on this easy way to exhibit reliability. When someone shows up late to their interview, I immediately put them at the bottom of the list…barring a really good excuse. 3. Demonstrate knowledge of your future employer. When I initially call candidates for a position via telephone, the first thing that
I ask them after exchanging pleasantries is: “Do you need me to remind you about the position, or the company?” I actually understand when folks need a reminder. Heck, a real go-getter may have applied for 20 positions this week. Do I understand a lack of knowledge? Yes. Do I care? No. I want my employees to show that they want the position. Otherwise, why should I be talking to this person that has no idea what we are trying to accomplish? What’s the gist? Quit assuming that the hiring manager cares about your original personality. They have an ideal candidate in mind, and while this person probably doesn’t exist, you need to put your best foot forward. Show the employer that you are the best choice to fill the position. This often means that you are the safe choice. “Quirky” and “risky” sound fun, but remember that you are just trying to get hired. Your awesome personality can come around in due time, but you need to get hired first. Robert Schrautemeier is busy selling plumbing, valves and pipe to customers in the St. Louis area, and he has loved doing so for more than 12 years. How he finds time to write articles for this publication and speak on these topics is a mystery to his wife and five children. Reach out to him at Robert.Schrautemeier@ferguson.com. The opinions expressed in this column are the columnist’s alone and do not reflect the opinion of the owners or staff of Community News.
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Send your event to editor@mycnews.com and we'll print it! EVENTS Oct. 31: Karaoke
Karaoke at Florissant Valley VFW Post 4105, located at 410 St. Francois, from 8 p.m. to 12 a.m. All profits go to support veterans. For more information call 314-831-6121.
Oct. 31: Halloween Swim and Skate
New this Halloween the ice rink and indoor pool at James J Eagan Center in Florissant will remain open so you and your family can enjoy our amenities after you trick or treat from 7 – 9 p.m. The building will be decorated for Halloween and the recreation staff will have plenty of candy to pass out so make sure to visit them for a few treats as well. Participate by paying the reg-
ular daily admission for the ice rink and the pool. It will also be resident family night for both locations. A resident family with valid resident cards living in the same household can get into either the pool or ice rink for only $4 total.
Nov. 4: Quilt Bingo
St. Ferdinand Ladies Sodality Quilt Bingo, doors open 11a.m., games begin at 1 p.m. in school gym at 1735 Charbonier Rd in Florissant. Twelve quilts, cash prizes, raffle, pull tabs and refreshments available.
Nov. 3: Road rally fundraiser
Soroptimist International of Greater St. Louis, a volunteer organization for business and professional women, is pleased to announce its first Road Rally fundraiser and is looking for participants and sponsors. Participants in the Road Rally will leave from the Knights of Columbus grounds beginning at 10 a.m. and embark on a journey through Florissant and Hazelwood. The Road Rally will end at an undisclosed location where the fun will continue with lunch, live music provided by Dennis Schilligo and activities for the young and young at heart. The entry fee is $50 per car up to four adults and $10 for each additional adult (kids under 12 free). Each team must have a least two people, a driver and a navigator. This is a family friendly event, no pets or alcohol allowed. Prizes will be awarded to the top three teams. This is not a race. Turn by turn instructions are clear and concise with fun riddles and witty route specific questions between turns.
The emphasis is on safety, accuracy, observation and fun. Sponsors are also needed to make this a successful event. Sponsorship levels are VW Bug $100, Jeep $250, Escalade $500 and Tesla $1,000. Complete rules, registration and additional information including sponsorship benefits are available on Soroptimist’s website, Facebook and LinkedIn pages.
Nov. 5: Anniversary celebration
Challenger Learning Center will be holding a community-wide celebration of its 15th anniversary from 10 a.m. – 4 p.m. that will include simulated space missions, drone demonstrations, planetarium programs, rocket launches, flight simulations, a special screening of “Earthrise” film and more. Activities will take place at both the Challenger Learning Center at 205 Brotherton Lane in Ferguson, and McCluer South-Berkeley High School (next door to the Challenger Learning Center). Free parking available. The event is being sponsored by Southwest Food Excellence, who is providing all the food for the event. Cost is $5 and includes all activities and lunch. Tickets available at: https://challengerstl.bpt.me. More information can be found at http:// www.challengerstl.org/clc15/.
Nov. 10: Gospel concert
At 8 p.m. at Touhill Performing Arts Center, the Soweto Gospel Choir will be performing to bring an evening of award-winning and inspirational music, singing and dancing. For ticket prices, contact Touhill ticket office at 314-516-4949 or visit touhill.org.
Nov. 10: Vendor and craft sale
A vendor and crafts sale, food and bake sale, sponsored by the Presbyterian Women of John Knox Church at 13200 New Halls Ferry in Florissant, will be held from 9 a.m. – 2 p.m.
Nov. 10: Craft fair
Blessed Teresa of Calcutta Church, at 150 N. Elizabeth Ave. in Ferguson, is inviting you to their First Annual Craft Fair. Doors open from 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Crafters are needed. Please contact Laura Steinmann at Laurasteinmann@yahoo.com or cell 314488-0527.
Nov. 10: Meat shoots
Florissant Eagles, Aerie #3638 Meat Shoots will start on Sept. 8 and run through Nov. 10 at 15245 New Halls Ferry Rd. Shoots start at noon and rounds go fast so get there early. There is a length limit and 670 choke maximum. $3 per shot. $5 big money round. Beer specials. All are welcome.
Nov. 10: Vendor and craft sale
A vendor and crafts sale, food and bake sale, sponsored by the Presbyterian Women of John Knox Church at 13200 New Halls Ferry in Florissant, will be held from 9 a.m. – 2 p.m.
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Nov. 18: Thanksgiving service
You are invited to attend a Community Thanksgiving Service in support of the Ritenour Rent and Utility Program. The service will take place at
Overland Baptist Church, located at 9303 Midland Blvd., at 3 p.m. All are welcome. The free will offering goes 100 percent to the Ritenour Rent and Utility Program, supporting families with children in the Ritenour School District.
Dec. 1: Breakfast with Santa
Calvary United Church of Christ, at 2501 Hartland Avenue, invites the community to join them for their annual Breakfast with Santa from 9 - 11 a.m. The cost is $4 for adults and children three and older. Cost includes breakfast, photo opts with Santa and crafts. All are welcome the day of the event, but advance reservations help to better prepare. Call 314-429-7464 for reservations or directions.
RECURRING EVENTS Any time: Tours at Old St. Ferdinand Shrine by appointment
#1 Rue St. Francois St., Florissant. Donations accepted. Docents needed. 314-921-7582, Vicki Wittman Email: vicray01@aol.com.
Monthly: Free legal services
Every month CORP Legal Services provides: legal document preparations such as wills, deeds and power of attorneys at no cost to St. Louis County seniors 60 years and older. There is an income limit. Contact the coordinator at 314-615-0931 for more information.
Weekdays: Food pantry volunteers needed
The Harvey Kornblum Jewish Food Pantry is in need of ongoing adult volunteers to sort food, stock shelves and shop with clients. Two-to-four hour shifts are available, Monday-Friday 8:45 a.m.-3:45 p.m. To learn more or to join this fun group, contact Chelsey Banaskavich at 314-513-1674 or cbanaskavich@jfcs-stl.org.
Weekdays: Volunteer drivers
The St. Louis County Older Resident Programs need volunteer drivers who live in St. Louis County to give a few hours during the day to provide transportation to and from doctor’s appointments for our senior residents of St. Louis County that lives near you! No weekends and mileage reimbursement is available. Call today at 314615-4516.
Mondays: Choral Art Singers
Choral Arts Singers resume practice on Mondays, at 7 p.m. at Transfiguration Episcopal Church, 1860 Lake St. Louis Blvd. in Lake St. Louis. This session will include performance at St. James Cathedral, Chicago on June 25. New singers are welcome. Auditions are not required. See www.concertarts.org.
Mondays: City council meetings
City of Pine Lawn holds regular city council meetings at city hall at 6250 Steve Marre Ave. in Pine Lawn on the second Monday of the month at 6:30 p.m. The meetings are open to the public.
Mondays: Workshop meetings
City of Pine Lawn holds regular workshop meetings at city hall at 6250 Steve Marre Ave. in Pine Lawn on the fourth Monday of the month at 6:30 p.m. The meetings are open to the public.
Mondays: A cappella singers
All men who like to sing are invited to come sing with us, The Men of Harmony. We practice every Monday night at 7 p.m. at 5500 Parker Road which is the first house on Uthe Lane. We sing four-part harmony a capella (without accompaniment ). We sing some traditional songs, as well as show tunes and more contemporary music. We do perform for the public at various functions. Persons interested can come right on in or for more information call Al at 314-993-6134.
Mondays-Thursdays: Volunteers needed
Community Action Agency of St. Louis County is in need of volunteers to stock shelves, sort food shipments and pack bags for Food Pantry Clients Monday through Thursday from 8 a.m. until 3 p.m. Two to four hour shifts are available. If you are interested, please contact Cheryl Piece at 314-446-4440 or cpiece@caastlc.org for additional information.
Tuesdays: Chair Zumba
Chair Zumba every Tuesday from 2:15 – 3 p.m. at The Bridge At Florissant at 1101 Garden Plaza Dr. (Parker @ Arlington). For more information call 314-831-0988.
Tuesdays: Choir rehearsals
The St. Louis Chordinals, a women’s a cappella chorus, rehearse every Tuesday evening from 7 - 9:30 p.m. at Beautiful Savior Lutheran Church at 12397 Natural Bridge Rd. in Bridgeton (next to the Bridgeton Government Center). For more information call Linda at 314-839-3495 or visit stlouischordinals.org.
Tuesdays: Vietnam Veterans Association meeting
Chapter 794 Vietnam Veterans Association meets on the third Tuesday of each month at VFW Post 4105 at 410 St. Francois in Florissant. Meetings start at 7 p.m. For more information contact Walter Kaiser at 314-921-2132.
Tuesdays: TOPS (Take off pounds sensibly)
From 9:15 - 10:30 a.m. located at John F. Kennedy Center/Henry Koch Ctr., Howdershell Rd. at Charbonier Rd., Florissant. For more info contact Paul or Connie McConnell, 314-831-5476.
Every 4th Tuesday of the month: Fort Bellefontaine Memorial American Legion Post 335 meeting
6:30pm, Fort Bellefontaine Memorial American Legion Post 335, at the Bellefontaine Neighbors Community Center at 9669 Bellefontaine Rd. Those interested in membership are invited to attend.
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Doors at 4:30 p.m., games begin at 6pm, Florissant Elks Lodge #2316, 16400 New Halls Ferry Rd. in Florissant. For more information, call 314.921.2316.
Wednesdays: TOPS (Take Off Pounds Sensibly)
TOPS (Take Off Pounds Sensibly) meets from 6 p.m. -7:30 p.m. at St. Andrews United Methodist Church at 3975 N. Hwy 67 in Florissant. For more information contact Norma at 314-306-4731.
Wednesdays: Are you interested in losing weight?
Check out TOPS #361 Florissant group of supportive ladies. Meetings are on Wednesday mornings beginning at 9:15 a.m. at Florissant Church of Christ, 16460 New Halls Ferry Rd. in Florissant. If interested, please contact Shirley at 314-895-3528 for more information.
Every Wednesday: Bingo Morning at Florissant Elks Lodge #2316 Florissant Elks Lodge #2316, 16400 New Halls Ferry Rd. in Florissant. Doors at 7:30 a.m., games begin at 9:30 a.m. For more information, call 314.921.2316.
Bridgeton Trails Library Branch Programs:
3455 McKelvey Rd., St. Louis, 314.994.3300. Story Time: Wednesdays, 10:30 a.m. 9 months to 2 yrs. Room 1 (Lap Time); Wednesdays, 10:30 a.m. Ages 3–5. Room 2; Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. Ages 3–5. Room 1.
Florissant Senior Citizens’ Bingo Clubs: 314.839.7604. Every 1st Wednesday of the Month: Stroke Support Group
3-4 p.m., Center for Senior Renewal, Detrick Building 1st floor, 11133 Dunn Rd. For more information, contact Ja-
1216 Teson Rd. in Hazelwood. For more information call 314.731.9330
mie Stevens at 314.653.5331.
Thursdays: Bingo
Community Bingo at the Bridge At Florissant, at 1101 Garden Plaza Drive (intersection of Parker and Arlington) takes place on the fourth Thursday of each month from 2:30 - 3:30 p.m. There will be snacks and prizes. For more information call 314-831-0988.
Thursdays: Quilting guild
Every third Thursday of the month the Flower Valley Quilting Guild meets at 7 p.m. at Zion Lutheran Church at 123 Carson Road in Ferguson. Thursdays: Korean War Veterans Association meeting If you had military service in Korea between Sept. 3, 1945 and the present you are cordially invited to a meeting of Chapter 4, North County Korean War Veterans Association. Meetings take place at the VFW Post 4105 at 410 St. Francois in Florissant on the first Thursday of the month, starting at 7 p.m. For more information contact Walter Kaiser at 314-921-2132.
Thursdays: Blood pressure checks
Free blood pressure checks monthly at Life Care Center of Florissant at 1201 Garden Plaza Dr. (off Parker Rd.) in Florissant every third Thursday of the month. Call 831-3752 for more information.
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Every Thursday City Voices Chorus, a women’s chorus singing four-part a cappella harmony, meets at Church of the Good Shepherd at 1166 S. Mason Rd. in St. Louis. Members come from the entire bi-state region. Call Marcia at 636-274-0723 for more information or visit www.cityvoiceschorus.org.
Every Friday: Our Lady of Fatima #4429 Knights of Columbus Bingo 6:45 p.m., Knights of Columbus Hall,
Every 3rd Friday of the month: Bingo 2 p.m., Life Care Center of Florissant, 1201 Garden Plaza Dr. For more information, call 314.831.3752.
Fridays: Celebrate Recovery
For 25 years Celebrate Recovery has been helping everyday folks find freedom from whatever difficulty you are experiencing in your life. This Christ-centered, 12-step program is based on the Beatitudes. We meet every Friday at 6:15 p.m. for dinner ($5); 7 p.m. large group meeting; 8 p.m. Small groups sharing; 9 p.m. dessert at First Christian Church of Florissant at 2890 Patterson Rd. in Florissant. For more information call 314-837-2269 or visit http://www.fccf. org/ or Facebook page Celebrate Recovery-FCCF.
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month, grief support meeting “A Way With Words Ministry” meets at 12:30 p.m. at Community Christ Fellowship, rear, at 121 Williams Blvd. in Hazelwood, 1/4 mile south of Hwy 270 off Florissant Rd. There are a variety of topics monthly. You are not alone. Come help your heart heal with others. For more information call 314-605-3949.
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Sundays: Meat shoot
Every Fourth Saturday’s Writer’s Workshop
Come and enjoy the meat shoots at American Legion Post 444 located on 17090 Old Jamestown Road between Sinks Rd and Lindbergh starting at noon until dusk every Sunday in February and March in the spring and every Sunday in October through the second-to-last week in November in the fall - rain or shine. Great meat prizes awarded.
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Saturdays: Free walk-in clinic
Salam Clinic at St. Peter’s United Church of Christ at 1425 Stein Road at West Florissant in Ferguson is a free walk-in clinic open Saturdays from 11 a.m. – 1 p.m. The clinic is jointly sponsored by the Muslim Community of St. Louis (MCSL) and St. Peter’s United Church of Christ to provide basic adult medical screening, treatment and referrals free of charge for the uninsured. For more information or if you would be interested in volunteering, please call 314-521-5694 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Monday – Friday or visit www.stpeterschurch.org
Saturdays: Clothing sale
On the second Saturday of each month Bethany-Peace UCC at 11952 Bellefontaine Rd. in St. Louis County hosts a clothing sale from 9 - 11 a.m. For sale are used clothing and shoes, some household items, books and toys. Fill your bag for $1.
Saturdays: Grief support
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Rascals reassure their fans there will be baseball in 2019 River City Rascals organization reacts to earlier media reports: “Recently, you may have seen reports that our organization has unpaid bills to the city of O’Fallon and that our lease has been terminated on CarShield Field-these reports are false. We want to address these reports directly and assure you that we have every intention of playing baseball in 2019 and beyond while providing the same affordable, entertaining experience for the O’Fallon and Saint Charles County community. All lease and various other payments due to the city were submitted in advance of the recent media reports stating otherwise. The Rascals greatly value our relationship with CarShield Field, the city of O’Fallon, and its residents. Our intention is, and always has been, to continue making our payments on any lease agreement that we have in place and carrying on our twenty-year legacy of minor league baseball and family entertainment in this region.” For the entire rebuttal, go to www.RiverCityRascals.com. * Play ball Lindenwood University joins another conference The Great Lakes Valley Conference (GLVC) recently announced Lindenwood University has been admitted to the Conference as its 16th member institution and will formally join the GLVC on July 1, 2019. Dr. Rob Manuel, University of Indianapolis President and Chair of the GLVC Council of Presidents stated, “We welcome the Lions to the GLVC family.” If you are not familiar with Lindenwood, it was founded in 1827 and is a private, four-year university with over 4,000 undergraduate students on its campus in St. Charles. The Lions reside within 15 to 60 minutes of three GLVC member institutions (University of Missouri-St. Louis, Maryville University and McKendree University), three hours
of eight conference campuses, and 300 miles of all league schools. Lindenwood has been competing in the Mid-America Intercollegiate Athletics Association (MIAA) since the 2012-13 academic year, which was its provisional season under the NCAA Division II banner after reclassifying from NAIA. The Lions have captured 11 MIAA regular season or tournament titles in the sports of baseball, women’s basketball, men’s cross country, men’s golf, men’s soccer and wrestling. * More Competition Guns ‘N Hoses event on Thanksgiving Eve Go to www.STLGunsnHoses.com for all the details. * Proceeds go to the Backstoppers who aid first responders in many ways Lutheran High shines spotlight on girls volleyball player The Cougars are highlighting an elite player who surpassed the 600-assist mark for the season to take the third spot on the all-time record list at the high school. Senior Emma Leppien is one of the offensive, floor leaders as the focal point for the aggressive and extremely fast team offense. The varsity player is averaging 10.13 assists per game and is also the team leader in aces with 33 this season. Leppien is the team captain and plays with composure and confidence in every match. She will lead her team into the districts battling through the competition toward the championship. * Leading the way St. Louis Ambush holding a free event Mark your calendar for Nov. 18 at the Family Arena. The team will hold a Fan Fest along with an exhibition game at no cost to its fans. Go to www.STLAmbush.com for all the details. * Coming soon
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Gary Baute, a St. Louis native, may be educated in business but he lives and breathes sports. As a fan or an athlete, Gary is all sports all the time. He hosted a radio sports program on KFNS, emceed the River City Rascals’ inaugural season, and cohosted SportsRadioSTL.com, among many other activities.
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National Seafood Month is a great time to incorporate more seafood into you and your family’s meals. Check out these tips from the Seafood Nutrition Partnership: • Stock up on canned and frozen seafood at the grocery store and keep an eye out for sales or coupons. • Make easy swaps, like using white fish or shrimp in tacos instead of beef or a salmon patty instead of a burger patty. • Try doubling recipes so you only have to cook it once but can reap the benefits of eating seafood twice in one week. • Use kitchen gadgets like slow cookers and pressure cookers to prepare seafood-based meals in a pinch. For recipes, ideas and inspiration for eating seafood at least two times per week, visit seafoodnutrition.org or follow #Seafood2xWk on social media.
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Recipe courtesy of Michael-Ann Rowe on behalf of the Seafood Nutrition Partnership Prep time: 10 minutes | Cook time: 20 minutes | Servings: 4
Ingredients: 1/8 cup canola oil 1/4 cup cherry tomatoes, halved 1 medium onion, quartered 2 cups broccoli florets 1 lemon, half sliced and half juiced, divided kosher salt, to taste freshly ground pepper, to taste 1 pound white fish (such as snapper, grouper, flounder or barramundi) 4 tablespoons olive oil fresh rosemary sprigs (optional)
Directions: In pan over medium heat, heat canola oil about 1 minute. Add tomatoes, onions and broccoli to pan; cook 5 minutes, uncovered. Drizzle lemon juice over vegetables and season with salt and pepper, to taste. Place fish on top of vegetables in center of pan and place two lemon slices on top of fish. Sprinkle with salt and pepper, to taste. SEE ANSWERS ON PAGE 9
‘Mr. Smith Goes to Washington’ puts politics into perspective
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It’s impossible to get relief from the electioneering surrounding the upcoming midterm elections. My mailbox is filled with flyers endorsing and/or condemning candidates and various ballot initiatives. After registering to vote, my email address was shared with various political activists. Each day, I must “unsubscribe” from email groups I never joined. In the middle of this information overload, I went to see “Mr. Smith Goes to Washington,” one of director Frank Capra’s finest works. Rereleased in theaters for two nights courtesy of Fathom Events and Turner Classic Movies, it tells the story of a young idealist who believes deeply in American values and the benefits of good honest government. In arguably his finest performance, Jimmy Stewart plays Jefferson “Jeff ” Smith, a young man appointed to a vacant Senate seat by the governor. His appointment is really a ploy since political boss Jim Taylor (Edward Arnold) just wants a warm body to vote the way he wants. Taylor is shocked when the naïve Smith has ideas of his own and runs afoul of his money-making schemes. Senator Joseph Paine, played by the wonderful Claude Rains, is a beloved politician that’s firmly in Jim Taylor’s pocket. Though he tries
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give in to corruption. Jimmy Stewart is letter-perfect in the role, complemented by the inimitable Jean Arthur as Clarissa Saunders, his secretary. Cynical and battle-weary, Saunders doesn’t know what to make of Jeff until she sees his sincerity and becomes his greatest ally. Eighty years later, “Mr. Smith Goes to Washington” mirrors our turbulent political climate. Though Jeff Smith didn’t have a Twitter account to point out all the “fake news,” he stayed true to his ideals and fought hard against political corruption. It’s hard to tell, though, how some“Mr. Smith Goes to Washington” photo courtesy Columbia Pictures one like Smith would fare in the upcoming midterm elections. to keep Jeff Smith out of trouble, Paine even“Mr. Smith Goes to Washington” is currently tually throws the young idealist under the bus. To save his reputation, Smith uses the power of available in a special Blu-ray edition. a filibuster to take control of the Senate floor, exposing the corruption he has witnessed. Released in 1939, “Mr. Smith Goes to Washington” is still very relevant. Though social meBorn and raised in South St. Louis, Steve Bryan is dia as we know it now didn’t exist, newspaper now based in Anaheim, and radio commentators could greatly affect California, and has been the political climate. The Jim Taylor charac- allowed access to movie ter used his newspapers to bias people against and television sets to see the truth Smith was speaking. Editorials also actors and directors at claimed that the young senator was holding up work. Though his writing has taken him far from St. needed legislation. Taylor’s people even resort Louis, Steve is, at heart, to violence to stop Smith and his supporters. still the same wide-eyed kid Though he loses faith at times, Jeff Smith who spent countless hours watching classic movies holds firm to his ideals, refusing to give up or at neighborhood theaters.
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Crossword: War Movies
‘Yeggs’ is a comic series about Robert and Bill, two rabbits who have opened their own egg franchise in the Midwest (St. Louis area). We follow their day to day lives, watching as they go about the hectic task of preparing for their one big day every year. Along the way they have adventures filled with fun, comic doings and pathos.
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Moore On Life Have you heard? Toilets are exploding across the fruited planes and not because of the reason you would think – one too many bowls of Aunt Fiona’s magically fruited chili beans. A major recall of a certain brand of toilet has been made because the things are actually blowing up after being used. The blast is caused by a buildup in the pressure system (which coincidentally also happens after eating Fiona’s chili). But this isn’t just a random occurrence; there have been more than 1,400 reports and 1.4 million of the potties have been recalled. Serious stuff. They have caused 23 injuries including a foot surgery (this is a stern reminder of why washing one’s feet in the bowl is never a good idea!) So there’s just one more thing to cause me first world anxiety and depression. I’m miserable enough when I don’t find fruit in the bottom of my yogurt. Now I’m faced with the possibility that at any moment my nether regions could be blown apart while attending to my business?! This is too much. And it’s not just the porcelain thrones that are blowing up. A whopping $710,000 in additional property damages has been associated with the explosions. Holy eruptions, I can only envision my roof flying off to Kansas and my cats becoming airborne. We typically don’t expect this kind of occurrence on dry ground, but up in an airplane at 30,000 feet; absolutely! Pottying in one of those tiny, pocket-sized closets is absolutely terrifying! The flusher is a dangerous super-sonic vacuum!
Many an unwary passenger has flushed the turbo toi one too many times only to have the flight pattern altered. On the bright side, my plane once got an extra boost of velocity on one of those multiple flushes and ended up landing a half hour earlier than scheduled. But beware; no literally…your butt must beware! Do not make the mistake of remaining seated when you engage the airplane toilet flusher. You will either end up with a bum hickey the size of Rhode Island, or you’ll be sucked down into the cargo luggage department. There you will be scrunched up next to those whose carry-ons didn’t fit into the above storage compartment or be situated next to the woman who stubbornly refused to be separated from her emotional support camel…a spitting camel no less. Use caution folks. Never in our lifetime has using the facilities been such a…bummer!
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Cindy Moore is the mother of three superlative kids, servant of two self-indulgent felines and wife to one nifty husband. Her ficticious occupation? Archeological Humorist: someone who unearths absurdity and hilarity in strange and unusual places including public restrooms, the lint filter, and church meetings. Most recently, she excavated a find in her neighbor’s bird feeder. The opinions expressed in this column are Cindy Moore’s alone and do not reflect the opinion of the owners or staff of Community News.
ACROSS 1. Guns N’ Roses guitarist 6. Pep rally syllable 9. Third H in 4-H, sing. 13. Conversation starter 14. Victorian period, e.g. 15. Dugout glider 16. Nun’s attire 17. Winter condition 18. Mad hatter’s act 19. *1970 biopic, winner of 7 Academy Awards 21. *Story of 1940 evacuation 23. Station wagon/offroad vehicle, acr. 24. Aware of 25. Busy airport 28. *”...How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the ____” 30. Julian Barnes’“The Sense of an ____” 35. Double reed woodwind 37. Cleanse 39. Rope-making plant fiber 40. Traditional learning method 41. Willow twig 43. Choir voice 44. Sacred, in Italian 46. “____ and hearty” 47. *Kurosawa’s “Ran” based on this Shakespear-
ean king 48. Ethanol, a.k.a. ____ alcohol, pl. 50. Russian autocrat 52. Stallone’s nickname 53. Penny-farthing, e.g. 55. Variable, abbr. 57. *”All Quiet on the ____ Front” 61. *Kelly’s who? 64. Binary digits code 65. Lamb’s momma 67. Master of ceremonies 69. Sudden growth 70. Canal locale 71. Unbroken 72. Jekyll’s counterpart 73. Heavy-duty cleanser 74. You shall, contraction DOWN 1. “Be quiet!” 2. Lambeau Field jump 3. “Fantastic Four” actress 4. Buttonholes, e.g. 5. Small pool 6. Bit attachment 7. ___ de Triomphe 8. Father of the String Quartet 9. Baseball’s Hammerin’ ____ 10. Those against 11. Kind of film 12. 52 cards 15. Rules
20. Convex molding 22. Beehive State native 24. Render unnecessary 25. *Joey was a “War ____” 26. *”U-571” vessel 27. Mess up 29. *It lead to a popular wartime comedy series 31. Call, in the olden days 32. Keys 33. Birth-related 34. *Story of first African-American regiment 36. Inspiring fear 38. Aquatic snakes 42. Ransack or plunder 45. Even though 49. *____ Richard Attenborough of “The Great Escape” 51. Make less dense 54. Rest on patellas 56. Young Montague 57. Done in loads 58. ESPN award 59. Gulf War missile 60. Michelin product 61. *From where to eternity? 62. Light beige 63. *Lone Survivor, e.g. 66. Path 68. Building extension SEE ANSWERS ON PAGE 9