March 21, 2018
Greening North St. Louis County
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Features Image courtesy Great Rivers Greenway This rendering shows a completed underpass under Lewis and Clark Blvd. that will allow for easier pedestrian connection as part of the Maline Greenway.
Construction for Maline Greenway began March 13 and when completed it will cover seven miles and link seven municipalities By Charlotte Beard Great Rivers Greenway has begun another project to help improve the quality of life for communities in St. Louis. Construction for Maline Greenway in North St. Louis County began March 13. When Maline is completed it will cover seven miles. The greenway construction will take place in stages, with this first 1.5 miles beginning in Bella Fontaine County Park in Bellefontaine Neighbors with tree removal along the planned trail corridor. This phase of the project, in partnership with St. Louis County Parks Department, costs $2.6 million and will take approximately 12 months to complete. The plan for this construction is to create an efficient connection between both sides of the park, making it easier for people of all ages and abilities to connect to transit on Lewis and Clark Blvd. The construction project for the park will include ADA accessible walking and biking paths. Seth Treptow, Communications Manager for Great Rivers Greenway,
addressed the importance of accommodating portions of the community who use wheelchairs, as well as those who do not. “Some of those things [to look] at are the degree of slope the trail can have, how wide the trail is, the distance between the trail and any amenities such as signs or water fountains – having access around certain things. So, everything we look at we try to make sure we’re building at a grade and degree of incline that anyone can use no matter what their age or ability could be,” Treptow said. Additional improvements to the park include a new rain garden and the restoration of the Maline Creek stream bank to better manage storm water and prevent erosion. Construction has been coordinated with Metropolitan St. Louis Sewer District to coincide with planned improvements to the waste and storm water infrastructure in the area. Treptow provided more insight for the rain garden. “A rain garden is a method of storm water
management. When you have pervious surfaces like trails, parking lots or highways, water doesn’t absorb on those surfaces—it kind of cascades off. That can create a real problem when you’re looking at creeks and streams because they can get overwhelmed very quickly in heavy rain. By reducing the amount of volume coming through the system we also reduce any amount of erosion in our creeks and streams,” Treptow said. The rain garden is also beneficial to vegetation. “These plants are specifically acclimated to our region’s climate. In our winters they thrive, in our summers they thrive, they thrive in drought, they thrive in a flood. So, by adding these to the rain garden, with their very deep root systems, they can filter. They will absorb that rain water as it comes through. The water they use helps keep them sustained and the water released from the [rain garden] is then See ‘GREENING’ page 2
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‘GREENER’ from cover actually filtered through this process. So, [the water] is actually cleaner; fewer pollutants than it would have picked up when it was streaming off the parking lots or roads,” Treptow said. Other plans for this phase of the project include new landscaping, including more than 300 trees and shrubs along with new seating areas, the replacement of three deteriorated bridges, and a new underpass beneath Lewis and Clark Blvd. to link both sides of the park. During construction, certain areas of Bella Fontaine Park will be closed off for safety and security purposes. Plans have been previously made to accommodate any activities that would have been scheduled to take place at the park during the year. The second phase of the Maline Greenway project is expected to connect West Florissant Avenue and Ferguson’s Forestwood Park. Great Rivers Greenway plans to use various avenues for getting community feedback for the second phase of the project not limited to mailings and online internet engagement. This feedback will help with the planning process. When all phases of the seven-mile Maline Greenway is complete there will be an east-west link between the Mississippi Greenway (sometimes called the Riverfront Trail) and the St. Vincent Greenway in North St. Louis County. The greenway will pass though the cities of St. Louis, Berkeley, Kinloch, Ferguson, Jennings, Moline Acres, Bellefontaine Neighbors and Riverview, and unincorporated St. Louis County.
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“We’re really excited to get this project going,” stated Treptow. “It’s something that has been kind of in the works and in discussions for quite some time. We see it as a valuable and great way to connect some very vibrant communities in North St. Louis County. Having a chance to be able to provide recreation and transportation options is really what we’re all about at Great Rivers Greenway. And being able to bring this kind of resource to these communities is something we’re extremely excited about.”
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Going for the gold in your personal life By Jessica Denham The Olympic Games are truly thrilling to watch. The pageantry, suspense, triumph and the defeat can make your heart race. If you are anything like me, you have become an expert in figure skating and believe that you know how the rankings should be at the end of the competition. The other thing that the Olympic Games illustrates is how hard work and commitment can help someone be successful at the highest levels. Win or lose, these athletes have dedicated a considerable amount of time to their craft and it shows. To achieve success in your personal life, you also have to be focused and dedicated, just like an Olympic athlete. Here are some tips to train like an Olympic athlete in your own life. 1. Dream big and create a plan to achieve your dream: All of the athletes that we are watching on television had to dream the BIG dream before they could achieve it. Take figure skater Nathan Chen, who as a junior skater 10 years ago claimed that he would be participating in the 2018 Olympic Games. And, there he was living that dream because he wasn’t afraid to visualize it and claim it. In your personal life, don’t shy away for going after goals that may seem unrealistic or out of reach. Commit to the goal and then create a plan to reach it. 2. Acquire the skills that you need to be successful: These athletes are not competing on the biggest world stage available just because they thought they could. They are there because they worked hard to master the skills needed to compete. Once you have set your personal goal, map out the skills that you
need to be successful and then go for it! This could be taking a creative writing course so you can sharper your skills prior to writing a novel. Or taking an internet course so you have the skills to start an online business. 3. Reach out to people who can help you achieve your dreams: Just like Olympic athletes have coaches, nutritionists, trainers and other professionals that help them be successful, you should also seek people that can help you reach your goals. These people can include a professor in the course you are taking, a neighbor that is an expert in the skills you are trying to learn or a mentor with experience in the field you are interested in. It has taken a team of people to get these athletes to this moment, and a team can also help you get to the finish line. 4. Create a schedule for yourself: The athletes who participated in the 2018 Winter Olympics having been training for this competition for years, and have stuck to a schedule to help them prepare. When setting a goal for yourself, it is important to make a timeline to achieving the goal, as well as a schedule that will help you keep the pace towards achieving it. Once you have created the schedule stick to it, just like an athlete sticks to their workout schedule. The schedule could be as simple as practicing typing for one hour per week for the next month. By setting the schedule and committing to it, you will get in the habit of working toward this dream, as well creating a clear path towards reaching the goal.
5. Get a fan club: Once of the most heartwarming parts of watching the Olympic Games is seeing an athlete finally get a medal and run to the stands to hug the people that have supported them on their journey. Having a supportive network of friends and family is just as important as having great coaches and the latest technology. These people will be there for you in the dark times when you feel discouraged, and will celebrate with you when you reach your dreams. Share your dreams with your cheerleaders and let them provide support when you need it. Following this tips will help you get on the path to earning a medal in your own life. With more than 12 years of public relations and communications experience, Jessica Denham is currently Public Relations Manager for WGU Missouri. Prior to joining WGU Missouri, Jessica served as an account manager with the American Red Cross. Jessica holds a Master of Business Administration from Webster University, a Master of Arts in Nonprofit Management from Washington University and a Bachelor of Science in Business Management from DePaul University. Jessica also dedicates a great deal of time to programs that help young men and women increase their self-esteem. The opinions expressed in this column are the columnist’s alone and do not reflect the opinion of the owners or staff of Community News.
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Columbia Bottom visitor center changes days of operation April 1 The visitor center at the Missouri Department of Conservation’s (MDC) Columbia Bottom Conservation Area in Spanish Lake will permanently adopt new days of operation starting April 1. The visitor center will be open to the public Monday-Friday from 8 am.m-5 p.m. The visitor center will be closed on Saturday and Sunday. Hours for all outdoor activities on the area itself will remain unchanged. Columbia Bottom Conservation Area is open from a half-hour before sunrise until a halfhour after sunset daily, except for authorized hunting and fishing activities, as well as launching and landing boats. Visitation records show very low use of the visitor center on weekends, as most of the area’s public use is centered on fishing, wildlife viewing, launching boats, hiking, biking and visiting the confluence. “With such low traffic in the visitor center on weekends, it didn’t seem productive to continue staffing it during those times. The new Monday through Friday days of operation will enable us to better serve local
school programs through the week,” said Colleen Scott, Columbia Bottom interpretive site manager. Columbia Bottom Conservation Area frequently serves as an educational resource and field trip destination for area schools. MDC purchased this 4,318-acre tract in 1997 to create an urban conservation area. The area includes a view of the confluence of the Missouri and Mississippi rivers, more than 6.5 miles of river frontage, about 800 acres of bottomland forest and a 110-acre island. MDC is managing Columbia Bottom to create a mosaic of bottomland habitats that includes shallow wetlands, bottomland hardwoods and prairie. These habitats attract a wide variety of resident and migratory wildlife. Columbia Bottom Conservation Area is
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located at 801 Strodtman Road in north St. Louis County. The area can be reached by taking the Riverview Drive Exit from I-270 and travelling north approximately three miles.
Hazelwood offers Easter egg hunts for adults and kids The city of Hazelwood is gearing up for another year of Easter fun for people of all ages. Hazelwood formed a partnership with Valley Industries to fill 16,000 Easter eggs with candy for its two major events. Even the Easter Bunny made a visit to Valley Industries to supervise the production and give the workers high-fives. Hazelwood’s 14th Annual Adult Easter Egg Hunt is scheduled for March 23, at White Birch Park from 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. And, the city’s popular Easter Photo courtesy city of Hazelwood Eggstravaganza for kids, ages 10 While the Easter Bunny was at Valley Industries, he hopped from one workstation to the and under, is set for March 31, at other helping workers put candy in plastic Easter eggs. 10 a.m. keep the glass containers at home. The event will ADULT EASTER EGG HUNT Who said Easter egg hunts are only for kids? still be held if its rainy and wet. Not in Hazelwood. This is the 14th year that the city of Hazelwood has offered an egg hunt for adults, age 21 and over. Tickets are $10 per person. They can be purchased in advance at the Hazelwood Community Center or Civic Center East. There are a limited number of tickets so individuals should act fast. Once the tickets are gone, the event is sold out. Participants should bring a flashlight and a container to collect and search for thousands of hidden eggs at White Birch Park at 1186 Teson Road. Each person will be limited to finding 12 Easter eggs and then turning them in to see if any have hidden prizes inside. Everyone on the hunt grounds must have a ticket and be at least 21 years old. Registration begins at 7 p.m., the hunt starts at 8 p.m. A DJ will be playing popular tunes throughout the night. Participants can bring their own beverages, coolers and lawn chairs. But please
EASTER EGGSTRAVAGANZA This event is one of North County’s biggest Easter Egg Hunts for kids, age 10 and under. The admission is free and open to the public. It is scheduled for March 31, at White Birch Park at 1186 Teson Road. Starting time is 10 a.m. – sharp! Thousands of Easter eggs will be scattered throughout the park which will be sectioned off into five areas for the following age groups: Under 24 months; Ages 2-3; Ages 4-5; Ages 6-7; and Ages 8-10. One boy bike and one girl bike will be given away for each age group, using raffle tickets. The Easter Bunny will make an appearance to greet the kids and pose for photos with them. Miss Hazelwood 2017-2018 Jessica Schreck will be escorting the Easter Bunny and giving out candy. For questions regarding Hazelwood’s two Easter egg hunt events, contact the parks and recreation office at 314-731-0980.
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St. Charles County Golden Games registration is open The St. Charles Submitted photo County Golden Games newly created website is operational and open for online registration. Please visit www. sccgoldengames.org for information. The Golden Games will be held April 28 through May 5. Events include individual, doubles and team competition and is open to anyone who will be 50 years old prior to April 1, 2018. Residents from the bi-state area as well as surrounding states are invited to compete. Events are held at facilities throughout St. Charles County. Competitions are designed for all age groups and abilities, from walking, running, cycling, and swimming to golf, pickleball, volleyball, bowling, shooting, bocce ball, horse shoes, pool, card games, miniature golf, Wii competitions and many more. Gold, Silver and Bronze Medals are awarded to top finishers in each age group. Volunteers are needed. The Board of Directors of the St. Charles Golden Games is looking for volunteers to fill vacancies that will be available for the 2019 Games. Positions
available are: Volunteer/Coordinator Director, Publicity Director, and Sponsorship Director. If you would like to be a part of this group of professionals, or would like more information on becoming a part of this popular event, please contact Jeff Ford via e-mail at ford222@frontier. net or Sandy Wirtz at sandywirtz213@gmail. com. Volunteers are also needed to help during the week of the games to assist with set up, judging and scoring. If you would be interested in seeing how the games are run, please contact Sara Denother at jsdenother@charter.net.
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Plan ahead for 2018 construction season Warm weather may currently not be an everyday event yet in the St. Louis, but MoDOT construction teams and contractors are already starting to prepare for roadway construction this year. Some of the anticipated work will start as early as the first few weeks of March, so MoDOT is sharing information on the projects within the greater St. Louis area that will have significant impacts on daily travel. These projects will have lane closures, often around the clock, and may have narrowed and shifted lanes. “We have several projects along the I-44 corridor – from the Mississippi River all the way out to the Crawford County line. Two of them – the bridge replacement near Shrewsbury and the bridge work between Kingshighway and 39th Street in St. Louis City – will have a very large impact on travel into and through the St. Louis City area. We encourage drivers that regularly use that section of I-44 to start looking at some of their other options now. For some, adjusting the time of their commute may be an option, or talking to their company about telecommuting options. Others may want to consider alternate routes to get around the construction. For others, using ride-sharing, carpooling or transit options may be the best choice. We are sharing this information now so motorists know where the most impacts to traffic are expected so they can be prepared and consider what option works best for them as early as possible,” said MoDOT Assistant District Engineer Bill Schnell. “We have several avenues where drivers can get information about upcoming lane closures and impact in the St. Louis area. We put out a work zone report every Wednesday afternoon detailing work for the next week. We also share information on social media – namely Twitter and Facebook. People can sign up for the e-update lists of our larger projects –such as the Poplar Street Bridge and I-44 work at Shrewsbury. Finally, people can check out information on our Traveler Information Map: http://traveler.modot.org/map/ index.html,” said Schnell. Some MoDOT projects expected to have the biggest traffic impact to motorists in and around the St. Louis region this year are:
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I-70 relocation of interchange ramps at Route U (Lucas-Hunt). (St. Louis County) This project will be completed in the summer and will include full ramp closures in the interchange. I-70 from Woodlawn to TR Hughes. (St. Charles County) Interchange, outer road and sidewalk improvements. Off-peak lane closures on the interstate but could be some around-theclock closures on arterials. Starts spring and ends summer 2019. Interstate 270 I-270 at I-70 and Route 180. (St. Louis County) Pavement repairs on the ramps at the I-70/I-270/ Route 180 interchange. This project will begin this fall and will include some full weekend ramp closures.
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I-270 bridge rehabilitation between Dorsett and I-70. (St. Louis County) This project will include up to two lanes closed in each direction and will last all summer. I-270 pavement repairs and resurfacing between Route 100 and I-55. (St. Louis County) Work will be complete by the end of 2018. “All of this work is to continue to maintain the existing system of roadways to ensure people in Missouri have a safe and operational transportation network. We understand the impacts that this roadwork can cause, and we minimize those impacts as much as we can by working during non-peak traffic hours, overnight and on weekends. In some cases, the type of work requires around-the-clock lane closures. That’s why we share this information early and encourage people to look for alternate options through the construction season,” said Schnell. Information on MoDOT work zones can be found at modot.org/stlouis or www. gatewayguide.com.
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Interstate 70 I-70 Pavement improvements from Springdale Ave. to Union Blvd. (city limits). (St. Louis County) This is a two-year project that will include nightly lane closures.
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State representative visits Walker Students throughout Hazelwood celebrate Read Elementary School Across America and Dr. Seuss’ Birthday
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State Representative Gretchen Bangert stopped by Walker Elementary School, in the Hazelwood School District, to read and visit with students as part of their Read-In Program. Representative Bangert represents the Walker area in the Missouri General Assembly.
In celebration of Read Across America and Dr. Seuss’ birthday, elementary school students in the Hazelwood School District welcomed special visitors to their schools. The volunteers visited 12 elementary schools to read Dr. Seuss books to students. Volunteers included members of the Rotary Club of Florissant, Kiwanis club, Hazelwood Board of Education members, members Photos courtesy Hazelwood School District of Delta Sigma Theta In celebration of Read Across America and Dr. Seuss’ birthday, elementary school students in the Hazelwood sorority, elected officials, School District welcomed special visitors to their schools. The volunteers visited 12 elementary schools to and other members read Dr. Seuss books to students. from the community. According to the National Education In addition to reading to students, the Rotary Club of Florissant donated nearly 1,300 books Association’s (NEA) website, Read Across for all first graders throughout the district. Delta America is an annual reading motivation and Sigma Theta St. Louis alumni chapter donated 100 awareness program that calls for every child in books to students at Twillman Elementary School. every community to celebrate reading on March More than 1,900 students in the district 2, the birthday of beloved children’s author Dr. participated in assemblies in association with this Seuss. Read Across America event.
13 Hazelwood East students advance to state DECA competition Thirty-two students at Hazelwood East High School recently participated in the Missouri Distributive Education Club of America (DECA) Career Development Conference, held at the Chesterfield Mall. Of the 32 students, 13 students advanced to the state competition which will be held in Kansas City on March 11. Photos courtesy Hazelwood School District DECA is an Thirty-two students at Hazelwood East High School recently participated in the Missouri Distributive Eduinternational association cation Club of America (DECA) Career Development Conference, held at the Chesterfield Mall. of high school students studying marketing, finance, hospitality and scholarships based on their participation and management. Missouri DECA ranks seventh placement at competitions.” During the conference, DECA members were in the nation in membership with more than 8,500 members. The Missouri DECA mission evaluated by business and industry professionals states, DECA prepares emerging leaders and who serve as competitive event judges. Students entrepreneurs in marketing, finance, hospitality, participating in competitive events, problemsolve realistic workplace topics and case studies and management. “DECA allows students to attend conferences through one-on-one interaction with an and competitions based on their marketing executive or community member. The 13 students will compete at the Annual classes and career interests, to network and compete just like high school athletics,” said Missouri DECA State Career Development Justin Hitschler, Hazelwood East business Conference held at the Westin Crown Center in teacher. “These students can also qualify for Kansas City on March 11.
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Delmar Gardens makes contributions to medical associatoins The families, employees, residents and friends of Delmar Gardens Enterprises nursing centers, retirement and assisted living communities, and home care and hospice agencies raised almost $27,000 in 2017 to support the programs, services and research efforts of the Alzheimer’s Association of St. Louis, and over $19,000 in 2017 to support the programs, services and research efforts of the American Diabetes Association. The company presented the proceeds of its year-long Memory Walk efforts to Kathleen Davis, walk director of the Alzheimer’s Association. “I’m very proud of the tireless efforts of our staff, residents, and family members to raise these funds for the Alzheimer’s Association,” said Gabe Grossberg, president and chief executive officer of Delmar Gardens Enterprises. “The Alzheimer’s Association plays a very important role in the St. Louis community, and we are pleased to be able to offer our support.” The company presented the proceeds of its year-long efforts to Brooke Underwood – associate director of development and Michael Marek – director, field operations and support, both of the American Diabetes Association.
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Christian Hospital receives the 2018 Arcus Award for Achievement in Health Christian Hospital received the St. Louis Regional Chamber’s 2018 Arcus Award for Achievement in Health on March 1 at the fifth annual Arcus Awards, held downtown at the Marriott St. Louis Grand. In accepting this award, Christian Hospital President Rick Stevens noted, “This award belongs to the North County community and the dedicated employees and physicians of Christian Hospital – together they have made this achievement possible and we are truly humbled and honored that our accomplishments are being recognized.” The Arcus Award for Achievement in Health honors a company, organization or institution for creating an innovative product or service; achieving revenue or employment growth; raising investment capital; designing or constructing a significant building or infrastructure project; and/or providing other leadership to champion the bi-state St. Louis region’s world-class excellence in the health
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Send your event to editor@mycnews.com and we'll print it! EVENTS March 21: Career fair
Career fair at St. Louis Community College - Student Center from 10 a.m. – 1 p.m. For more information contact Career Employment Services at fvces@stlcc.edu or 314-513-4218.
March 21: Karaoke
Karaoke at Florissant Valley VFW Post 4105, located at 410 St. Francois, from 8 p.m. to 12 a.m. All profits go to support veterans. For more information call 314-831-6121.
March 21: Career fair
Special School District of St. Louis County will hold a career fair for
prospective school bus drivers from 9 a.m.-1 p.m. at SSD’s Central Office at 12110 Clayton Road in Town & Country. A seminar beginning at 9 a.m. will provide the opportunity for attendees to learn about SSD, the operation of the district’s transportation department, employee benefits and what it is like to be a bus driver for SSD. SSD staff will be available to answer questions. Demonstrations will also be conducted on wheelchair hookups, safety equipment and overall bus safety. Qualified individuals who complete an online application prior to the career fair will be interviewed at the event. Interviews will begin at 10:30 a.m. Apply online at http://www.ssdmo.org/careers.html. For additional information, call
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March 22: Bingo
Community bingo at the Bridge At Florissant at 1101 Garden Plaza Drive (intersection of Parker and Arlington) from 2:30 - 3:30 p.m. There will be snacks and prizes.
March 23: Fish fry
Fish fry at Florissant Valley VFW Post 4105, located at 410 St. Francois, from 3 to 7 p.m. All profits go to support veterans. For more information call 314-831-6121.
March 23: Fish fry
Immanuel Lutheran Chapel is planning to provide free blood pressure screening with the 2018 Lenten Fish Fry from 5 - 7:30 p.m. at Immanuel Lutheran Chapel at 11100 Old Halls Ferry Road in St. Louis. Fish options include cod, jack, catfish nuggets and catfish fillets. Sandwiches cost $6.50 and include your choice of fish and dessert/drink. Dinners are $9.50 and include your choice of fish, two sides (spaghetti, coleslaw or green beans, mac ‘n cheese, or potato salad) and dessert. Dine in or carry out. For more information call 314-741-4700.
March 24: Easter egg hunt
The Annual Community Easter Egg Hunt will be held from 10 - 11 a.m. at John Knox Presbyterian Church at 13200 New Halls Ferry Road in Florissant. Kids will be able to hunt thousands of eggs, enjoy games, crafts and snacks and meet the Easter Bunny.
March 24: Breakfast with the Easter Bunny
Calvary UCC, at 2501 Hartland Ave., invites the community to its annual Breakfast with the Easter Bunny from 9 – 11 a.m. The cost of $4 for adults and children three-and-older includes breakfast, face painting and an egg hunt. All are welcome, but advance reservations help for preparations. Call 314-429-7464, Monday through Thursday, with reservations or questions.
March 24: Easter egg hunt
The Easter Bunny will be hopping in to Florissant at 2:30 p.m. and an egg hunt will begin promptly at 3:15 p.m. at the James J. Eagan Center. Children can enjoy a few fun activities and visit with the Easter Bunny before heading outside for the Easter egg hunt. The egg hunt will be split into the following age groups (two-and-under, twoto-five, six-to-eight and nine-to-12). Tickets are required and must be purchased in advance. Cost for residents is $2 and for non-residents is $5. Call 314-921-4466 or 314-921-4250 for more information.
March 25: Pancake breakfast
The Kiwanis Club of Bridgeton will have their Annual Pancake Breakfast at the Bridgeton Community Center at 4201 Fee Fee Road from 7:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. All-you-can-eat pancakes and sausage will be served. Tickets are $5 for children under 12 and $8 for adults. There is a $1 discount if purchased in advance. Tickets can be
purchased from a member of the Kiwanis Club or for ticket information call Ray Fetsch at 314-550-2186.
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April 7: Fundraiser dinner
Fish fry at Florissant Valley VFW Post 4105, located at 410 St. Francois, from 3 to 7 p.m. All profits go to support veterans. For more information call 314-831-6121.
Celebrated Soul Artist and Ferguson resident Brian Owens will deliver the keynote address at the third annual fundraising banquet of the Ferguson Youth Initiative this Spring. The annual FYI Banquet, which will be held this year at the Norwood Hills Country Club, is an opportunity to showcase the youth’s involvement in the broader community. Tickets are still available. The cost is $50 per adult and $30 per student. Businesses and organizations interested in learning more about FYI’s work or sponsoring this event can register online through the website: http://fyifergyouth. org/2018/02/fyis-banquet-is-on-april7th/. All proceeds will support FYI events and community service activities throughout the year.
March 30: Fish fries
April 8: Quarter auction
March 28: Wine sampler
Wine sampler at 6:30 p.m. at 1970 Trotterway in Florissant. Cost is $20 per person. RSVP at 314-550-1641 or thevinoexperience@att.net.
March 28: Karaoke
Karaoke at Florissant Valley VFW Post 4105, located at 410 St. Francois, from 8 p.m. to 12 a.m. All profits go to support veterans. For more information call 314-831-6121.
March 30: Fish fry
Knights of Columbus Lenten Fry takes place every Friday through March 30 at 50 Rue St Francois in Florissant, next to the Old St Ferdinand Shrine. Doors open from 3:30 p.m. until 7 p.m., dine in or take out. There will also be meat shoots same location on the following Sundays, Feb. 25 and March 4, 11, 18 beginning at noon and ending at dusk. All our proceeds go to charities.
March 31: Suits for soldiers
500 Suits For 500 Soldiers will take place at Greg Mans Farmers Agency at 9335 Gravois Road, Suite C in St. Louis. Since over one million military personnel will be making the transition to the civilian workforce in the next couple of years, Sons of American Legion Post 397 and H.E.R.O.E.S Care have 500 suits, shirts and ties to donate to St Louis veterans and active military to help their transition easier. All veterans and active military can pick up a complimentary suit between 9 a.m. and 2 p.m. They will also have free haircuts onsite, donated by Clipper- Mobile Salon and Farmers Insurance. First come, first serve between 9:30 a.m. -1:30 p.m. Veterans Affairs representatives will be onsite to answer questions. Refreshments will be served. For more information contact 314-638-8890.
April 3: Seminar
Presentation at the Bridge At Florissant at 1101 Garden Plaza Drive (intersection of Parker and Arlington) titled “Selling and Downsizing and Moving…Oh My!” takes place from 6:30 – 7:30 p.m. with a light dinner at 6 p.m. A real estate agent and a relocation specialist team up to give you advice and resources for when you are moving out of your home. Must make a reservation by calling 314831-0988.
April 6: Fish fry
American Legion Post 444, at 17090 Old Jamestown Road in Florissant, will host a fish fry each week on Friday’s until the week after Easter from 4 – 7 p.m. The menu will be fish, baked of deep fried plus spaghetti, cold slaw, baked beans, hush puppies
KofC Bishop Wurm Assembly Ladies Auxiliary Fourth Annual Quarter Auction takes place at St. Rose Philippine Duchesne Catholic Church Hall at 1210 Paddock Road in Florissant. Doors open at 12 p.m., auction is from 1 - 4:30 p.m. Price of admission is $10 and buys you one auction paddle or $50 buys an all inclusive paddle good for every auction item. (Only 35 paddles will be available for $50) First come, first serve. Bring your rolls of quarters for the auction. Limited amount of quarters will be available for purchase. Combined sales of $25 at auction will give you free $10 paddles. Auction items each range from .25 to $1. Call Chris Herbert at 314650-7622 to purchase your tickets and/or to reserve your table. Tables are seats of 8-10.
April 8: Meat shoot
Jennings Do-Dads Spring Meat Shoot takes place at 1 p.m. at Sievers Park at Jennings Station Rd. and Hord Ave. under the pavilion, rain or shine. Cost is $3 per shot per round. Meat prizes include: bacon, pork steaks, ribs and hams. Guns and ammo furnished by the Jennings Do-Dads. Food and refreshments available for purchase at the park. The Jennings Do-Dads is a 501(c)3 charitable organization. For more information, please visit www. jenningsdodads.org.
April 10: Senior Citizen Resource Fair
The city of Florissant has partnered with Memory Care Home Solutions, St. Catherine Retirement Center, The Pillars of North County and the Mercy Home Health & Hospice Services to provide the Aging My Way Resource Fair. Gift cards will be raffled, free donuts and coffee will be available, Free health screenings will be conducted and over 70 booths of valuable senior citizen information will be given out. The 2018 Fair will be from 9 a.m. – 12 p.m. at the James J. Eagan Community Center at #1 James Eagan Drive in Florissant. This is a free event for all senior citizens – residents and non-residents. No ticket required. For more information, call the Florissant Senior Office at 314-839-7605.
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Join Katherine Burns, MD, SSM Health DePaul Hospital orthopedic surgeon, for an informative discussion on treatments for shoulder pain from 6 to 8:30 p.m. in the May Conference Center at DePaul Hospital. She will explain non-surgical and surgical procedures, including the latest techniques and newest technology for shoulder replacements. Enjoy a light dinner and ask questions about treatment options for shoulder pain. The program is free, but space is limited and reservations are required. Please call 1-866-SSM-DOCS (1-866-776-3627) to register.
April 12: Community forum
Save-the-date for the Spring Hazelwood School District Board of Education Community Forum. The informal discussion will take place from 6 - 7:30 p.m. at Hazelwood Central High School Library at 15875 New Halls Ferry Rd. in Florissant. The forum will be a panel style discussion, consisting of Superintendent Dr. Collins-Hart, three board members and moderated by a member of the Hazelwood PTA Council. The entire Hazelwood School District community is invited to attend and to join in on the conversation. If you have questions, please email info@ hazelwoodschools.org.
April 15: Gospel concert
Robin Waters Hartfield and Diane Mohr, Ritenour Graduates, are sharing their love of music at a concert at Calvary United Church of Christ at 3 p.m. A free will offering will be received to benefit the ministries of Calvary UCC. Calvary UCC is located at 2501 Hartland Avenue, one block from Ritenour Middle School.
April 15: NCCU Night at the Ballpark ticket deadline
North County Churches Uniting for Racial Harmony and Justice (NCCU) is holding a Night Out at the Ball Park at Busch Stadium on June 16 at 7:15 p.m. at the game between the Cardinals and Cubs. Tickets are for sale for $60 each and funds raised will be used to support NCCU’s Annual Youth Computer Academy where students will be provided free training on how to build a computer, use software, and upon completion of the training each will be given a free computer. Last Summer, NCCU gave away 44 free computers. Funds will also be used to support TEAM (Emergency Assistance Ministry) in North County. Seats are very desirable and are located in the Right SUDOKU answers from page F-1
Field Box. Out of 300 tickets, there are currently 180 tickets left. The remaining tickets are expected to be sold by April 15; therefore, please order your tickets now. You may buy your tickets by sending a check payble to NCCU at 13200 New Halls Ferry Rd., Florissant, MO 63033 and include a self-addressed stamped envelope to this address. For further information call 314 602-0928 or 314 238-6828.
April 28: Poetry and open mic
Poets, storytellers, dancers, singers invited for “Northern Lights,” a community arts program celebrating National Poetry Month and all arts in North St. Louis County. This event will be On Facebook live. Hosted by Write Sistahs Literary Group at Jamestown Bluff branch of St. Louis County Library at 4153 N. Highway 67 in Florissant from 1-3 p.m. Email, call or text to sign up at writesistahs@ yahoo.com or 314-210-4774.
April 28: Trivia night
The annual trivia night fundraiser for TEAM will be held in the parish hall of Sacred Heart Catholic Church. The parish hall is located at 751 N. Jefferson St. The trivia night is being sponsored by the Florissant Rotary Club. Entry fee is $200 per table with a maximum of eight people per team. Entry fee includes beer, soda, water, popcorn and attendance prizes. Extras include heads/tails game, 50/50, silent auctions, and raffles. Mulligans will be available for $10. Cash prizes for first, second, and third places and best decorated table will be given out. Doors open at 6:15 p.m., trivia starts promptly at 7 p.m. Checks should be made payable to TEAM Food Pantry and mailed to Pat Piotrowicz, TEAM Trivia Night, 130 Katiemist Drive, Cottleville, MO 63376. To register, sponsor, or make a donation, please contact Pat Piotrowicz at patpiotbh@gmail.com or 314-629-7103. All proceeds benefit TEAM – The Emergency Assistance Ministry, a 501c3 organization. The mission of TEAM is to serve the Florissant and Hazelwood residents in need.
at 15875 New Halls Ferry Road in Florissant. This year, the goal is to raise $50,000 to provide scholarships for another 100 students, valued at $500 each. This community event has something for everyone: quarter-mile, half-mile, one-mile, 5K race, and a color blast run. The event will also include a health and wellness fair with several vendors, student entertainment and concession stands. Interested participants can register today for $5 by visiting http://bit.ly/ HSDRunWalk18. If you would like to make a donation toward the scholarship fund, go to the Hazelwood PTA Council website at http://www.hazelwoodptacouncil.com. Volunteers are needed to make the run/walk event a success. Many opportunities are available to assist the PTA Council as the race approaches. For details, please call 314-953-5000.
May 12: Meat shoots
Florissant Eagles Meat Shoots take place every Saturday through May 12. There will not be a shoot on St. Patrick’s Day. There is a barrel length limit, no bull barrels. Shoots start at noon so get there early.
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May 19: Rummage sale
Calvary UCC’s Spring Rummage Sale takes place at 2501 Hartland Ave., one block from Ritenour Middle School. There will be clothes, linens, books, CD’s, VCR tapes, household and many other interesting items. Refreshments will also be available for sale. Doors open at 8 a.m. Call 314-429-7464 with questions.
June 23: Golf tournament
The Jennings Do-Dads are excited to announce the 25th annual Juvenile Justice Scholarship Golf Tournament. This year’s tournament will begin with an 8 a.m. shotgun start at Normandie Golf Club at 7605 St. Charles Rock Rd. in St. Louis. The tournament format will be a four-player team, 18-hole scramble. Prizes will be awarded to the top finishers in each of four flights. There will be refreshments available during the event and all participants are invited to the Normandie Golf Club pavilion for food and beverages following the tournament. There will also be attendance prizes and plenty of fun for everyone. Team entry (four
May 5: Run/walk fundraiser
The Hazelwood Parent Teacher Association (PTA) Council invites students, families, and the entire community to participate in the 37th Annual Hazelwood PTA Scholarship Run/Walk event. Registration begins at 7 a.m. The first race begins at 8:30 a.m. All activities will take place at Hazelwood Central High School CROSSWORD answers from page F-4
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players) cost is $350 and includes greens fees, cart, limited beverages at course, attendance prizes and the post-tournament food and refreshments. Limited to the first 36 teams, entry forms and fees are preferred by May 31, although you may register and pay up to the day of the tournament. You can also pay online with a major credit card via PayPal at www. jenningsdodads.org. Register and pay by May 31, 2018 and the cost per foursome will be reduced to $320. Credit cards will be accepted the day of the tournament as a form of payment this year. All participants and donors will receive a tournament program. Golfers will receive a packet of gifts, handed out when registering on the day of the tournament.
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Sports you see with Gary B... Cottleville’s St. Patrick Day ‘Run For The Helmet’ results The 10th annual parade and run had a cool, cloudy day; however, that did not stop many from coming to the town to celebrate. Run Director Tom Smoot had 850 females and 640 males participate in the 7K run according to the information gathered from the official website, www.StPatParade.org. In the female category 35-year old Jackie Pirtle-Hall from St. Charles was awarded first prize with a time of
24:40 and second prize was 36-year old Kristi Glassmann with 29:15. The male division was won by 35-year old Steve Moore from Arnold with a time of 23:33 and second was 42-year old Michael Fussner at 24:52. In the wheelchair division, 26-year old St. Paul, Missouri native Tyler Pickett had a time of 35:05. In the 65-99 age bracket there were 25-participants that ended up having an average time of 56:57. In the 1-9 age group there were 10-participants that ended up having an average time of 47:18. * Great time had by all Student/athletes from several local high schools receive awards The GAC Basketball All-Conference teams and individual awards have been handed out. The individuals receiving Sportsmanship award include: Ft. Zumwalt East-Jake Morris; Ft. Zumwalt North-Ronald Cross; Ft. Zumwalt South-Aubrey Carter; Holt- Carter Collins; Liberty-Andy Jorris; Washington-Tommy Ruether The First Team All-Conference include: EJ Bellinger-Junior/Ft. Zumwalt South Jayce Catchings-Sophomore/Liberty Kale Catchings-Senior/Liberty Anthony Jones-Senior/Holt Darious Thomas-Senior/Ft. Zumwalt South The Second Team All-Conference include: Carter Collins-Senior/Holt Marco Powells-Senior/Ft. Zumwalt North JJ Schwepker-Sophomore/Ft. Zumwalt South Lucas Staley-Senior/Ft. Zumwalt East Cason Suggs-Senior/Washington Congratulations to all the athletes and continued success in academics and sports. * Thank you for the information Stephanie Clynes-Fort Zumwalt West Activities Secretary
2018 Frontier League All-Star Game in O’Fallon The Rascal organization has announced that the city of O’Fallon and CarShield Field have been awarded the midseason classic. This will be the first time in 13 years the Rascals have hosted the all-star game and home run derby. The festivities will take place over two days at CarShield Field, July 10 –11. July 10 will feature a home run derby and July 11 will be the actual all-star game. * Mark the calendar 44 days until Rascals baseball The River City club plays in the Frontier League with their home games at Carshield Field in O’Fallon. They have a new kids club for the Lil’ Rascals for the 2018 season with exciting new benefits. Packages start at no cost for a membership with a ticket for every Sunday game. * Road trips for baseball UMSL baseball pitchers on a roll The University of Missouri-St. Louis baseball team has won eight of their 17 games thus far in the 2018 campaign. Recently at home they split with Bellarmine University from Louisville, Kentucky. In the first contest they were edged 3-2 despite a great pitching performance from senior Kevin Smith who struck out a career-high 11; however, there were three errors behind him that led to three unearned runs. The nightcap was a different story as the UMSL Tritons took a 3-1 win with good pitching by Jim Brandt who had career-high eight strikeouts to notch a victory. * Pitching is king Gary Baute, a St. Louis native, may be educated in business but he lives and breathes sports. As a fan or an athlete, Gary is all sports all the time. He hosted a radio sports program on KFNS, emceed the River City Rascals’ inaugural season, and co-hosted SportsRadioSTL. com, among many other activities.
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atermelon rinds make for more than just attractive containers for serving cold dishes and beverages. The rind can also be used in creative, edible ways and is good for your heart. Watermelon, both the flesh and the rind, is a good source of a compound called citrulline, an amino acid that raises levels of arginine in the
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4 cups water 1 tablespoon coarse salt 2 cups peeled watermelon rind, cut into 1-1/2-by2-inch pieces (leave thin layer of pink) 3/4 cup granulated sugar 1 allspice berry
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Directions: In large pot over medium-high heat, bring water and salt to boil. Add rind pieces and boil until tender, about 5 minutes. Strain. Transfer rinds to large metal bowl. In saucepan, combine watermelon rind, sugar, berries, vinegar, peppercorns, cloves, pickling spice, gingerroot and celery seeds. Bring to boil over medium-high heat, stirring until sugar dissolves. Simmer 15 minutes until slightly reduced. Pour over watermelon rinds in bowl. Place plate over top to keep rinds submerged in liquid. Cover and refrigerate 1 day. Transfer to glass jar and keep sealed in refrigerator up to 2 weeks.
‘Ready Player One’ ready for theaters
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The 1980s was a decade defined by technological change. Personal computers and video games became more and more common in homes. Amusement arcades were plentiful, allowing customers to feed a steady diet of quarters to games like “Pac Man” and “Defender.” Movies such as “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off,” “War Games,” “Raiders of the Los Ark” and “Back to the Future” helped pack theater seats at a time when Netflix wasn’t even on the radar. “Ready Player One,” a wonderful novel by author Ernest Cline, is a love-letter to the 80s. Set in 2044, a time when non-renewable resources are running out, the lower classes live in mobile homes piled on top of each other. Pollution and overpopulation also have reached crisis levels. In this dismal future, the only escape is OASIS, an online world where business is transacted, students attend school, and everyone lives out their fantasies. Steven Spielberg, the man responsible for several iconic 80s films, directed the upcoming cinematic adaptation of Cline’s novel. Spielberg and several cast members appeared at South by Southwest (SXSW) recently to show “Ready Player One” to an eager preview audience. “The Wrap” reported that the audience gave the film a standing ovation. Fans also flooded Twitter with positive comments after the screening. In the movie, James Halliday, a child of the 80s and the co-creator of OASIS, passes away, but leaves a legacy in the form of a video game
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Wozniak, co-founder of Apple Computers. After the death of his friend, Morrow, who has become a recluse, only appears infrequently in public. In the novel, Cline also came up with brilliant concepts, especially Flicksyncs that allow players to become classic movie characters. At one point, Wade Watts, using his Parzival avatar in OASIS, becomes David Lightman, Matthew Broderick’s character in “War Games.” Parzival must repeat each "Ready Player One" of David’s lines perfectly or risk losing the photo courtesy Warner Bros. game. Fliksyncs could work with today’s technology. “Easter Egg.” To find this hidden treasure, egg “Ready Player One” is ready to explode onto hunters (nicknamed “gunters”) must be familiar with 80s pop culture, especially movies and theater screens. It has the potential to become video games. The player who solves all the clues much more than a sleeper hit, especially with and gets all the keys becomes the new owner of Steven Spielberg’s name on it. “Ready Player One,” rated PG-13 for sequences OASIS. Wade Watts, played by Tye Sheirdan, is a of sci-fi action violence, bloody images, some teenager living in those “Stacks” of homes. He suggestive material, partial nudity and language, dedicates his free time to searching for the egg opens nationwide on Friday, March 30. inside OASIS. He constantly reviews classic Born and raised in South St. movies and hones his skills on arcade games Louis, Steve Bryan is now from the 80s. Wade is competing against based in Anaheim, Califorcountless other players, though, including a nia, and has been allowed to movie and televiruthless corporation that wants total control of access sion sets to see actors and the virtual world. directors at work. Though Cline’s writing shows a passionate love of his writing has taken him technology and popular culture. Halliday, played far from St. Louis, Steve is, by Mark Rylance in the film, is reminiscent of the at heart, still the same wideeyed kid who spent countlate Steve Jobs. He created OASIS with Ogden less hours watching classic movies at neighborhood Morrow (Simon Pegg), who is a lot like Steve theaters.
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Yeggs
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‘Yeggs’ is a comic series about Robert and Bill, two rabbits who have opened their own egg franchise in the Midwest (St. Louis area). We follow their day to day lives, watching as they go about the hectic task of preparing for their one big day every year. Along the way they have adventures filled with fun, comic doings and pathos.
Moore On Life
By Cindy Moore
High seize Be warned, when embarking on a cruise there are two items that are considered high-value. 1. Coke Cruisers are expected to purchase an overpriced beverage package, which my husband and I soundly refused. Therefore, we were not allowed to take a sip of soda for seven days. The caffeinated beverages were bolted with heavy locks securely behind glass doors right next to the bottles of pricey dinner wines. The windows had to be cleaned daily as some desperate sea-goer’s handprints and lip prints had accumulated on the surface. (I tried to be discrete.) 2. Beach towels Apparently, previous tourists pilfered them to give out later as souvenirs. And let’s be real, nothing says love to your friends left behind on the dry, dusty land while you’re out bobbing on the open seas eating freely like a beluga whale, than a used sweaty beach towel. So now, they were kept behind a wall and guarded by towel Nazis with clipboards. After giving my name, social security number and a swatch of my DNA the probing questions came: “Purpose for towel?” Me: “Umm, to wipe off soggy places on my body?” “How long will you need it?” “I suppose until my soggy places are dry.” “In case of breach of contract, list the next of kin we can sue…err…notify.” I signed a lengthy legal form then left a fifty dollar security deposit. I was informed that a lean would be placed against my house pending return or if I chose, one of my children could be exchanged for the item.
Me: “Oh that seems fair. In that case, I’ll need three…one for each child.” “Don’t get cute. One per day. I detect a micro-aggression. Next time you’ll be sent to the bowels of the boat to scrub buffet dishes until they’re all clean. FYI, these people never stop eating and the dishes never stop piling up.” That night, I needed a Coke…bad! I went into severe caffeine withdrawal. Desperation hit. At midnight I headed toward the stern of the ship and met a deckhand beneath the lifeboats. “Have you got it?” I whispered. “Depends,” he said. “Have you got payment?” “Sure. I have three kids. Which one do you want?” “Don’t need any. I have nine at home. What else you got?” “Give me the goods first.” He handed me a red chilled can still beading with sweat. I popped open the top and took a long swig. “You drive a hard bargain,” I said, looking both ways. I then pulled the payment from beneath my shirt. “Same time tomorrow night?” “Ahhh, yes. Excellent,” he said as he rubbed the sweaty, used beach towel. “Same time.” Cindy Moore is the mother of three superlative kids, servant of two self-indulgent felines and wife to one nifty husband. Her ficticious occupation? Archeological Humorist: someone who unearths absurdity and hilarity in strange and unusual places including public restrooms, the lint filter, and church meetings. Most recently, she excavated a find in her neighbor’s bird feeder. The opinions expressed in this column are Cindy Moore’s alone and do not reflect the opinion of the owners or staff of Community News.
ACROSS 1. Necklace lock 6. Put together 9. “To ____ and to hold” 13. Hindu sage 14. Hula dancer’s ornament 15. *Morning show 16. Front wheels alignment 17. St. crossroad 18. Excessively fat 19. *Pablo Escobar’s story 21. *”Game of ____” 23. Once around 24. Russian autocrat 25. “Four score and seven years ____” 28. Respiratory rattling 30. Sage’s forte 35. Uh-uh 37. Iranian money 39. Deep skin layer 40. “Just ____ ____” 41. Affirmatives 43. Shark’s provision 44. Kidney-related 46. *Use QVC 47. Certain Scandinavian 48. Pupil protector 50. Dealing with a problem 52. Acronym on Pinterest 53. City sound 55. Not a friend 57. *”The Mindy ____” or
“____ Runway” 61. *Handmaid of Gilead 64. Painting support 65. Greedy one 67. *”You’re ____!” 69. Small streams 70. Between E and NE 71. Food safety threat 72. *”American ____” 73. Poor man’s caviar 74. Relieves DOWN 1. Tube in old TV 2. ____ share 3. On a cruise, e.g. 4. Bake, as in eggs 5. Crab’s grabber 6. “Sad to say...” 7. *Aziz Ansari in “Master of None” 8. South Beach and such 9. Great Depression drifter 10. Port in Yemen 11. Flower holder 12. Windows to the soul? 15. Full of tribulations 20. Estrogen producer 22. *”Hee ____,” (started in ‘60s) 24. “English Afternoon” stop 25. *Johnson of “Blackish”
26. Soft and sticky 27. Speak one’s mind 29. *”Big Little ____” 31. Narcissist’s love 32. Apple alternative 33. Yemeni neighbor 34. *a.k.a. Manuel Alberto Javier Alejandro Delgado 36. Et alibi 38. *J.B. Smoove in “Curb Your Enthusiasm” 42. Attractiveness in appearance 45. Type of false news, pl. 49. Holiday mo. 51. English treat 54. Former anesthetic 56. *”Saving Hope” actress Durance 57. *She played Roz on “Frasier” 58. Surprise at a speakeasy 59. Nobel Peace Prize capital 60. Congeal 61. Type of molding 62. Aphrodite’s son 63. Expunge 66. Lennon’s partner 68. Bad-mouth SEE ANSWERS ON PAGE 9