goat teats i have known

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goat teats i have known

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eternity got her name bc she was born outside of the usual 5 days after the estimated kidding date, thereby taking an ETERNITY to arrive. before i knew this i thought it was because of the juxtaposition of her seemingly small teats&udder which unexpectedly took 4EVAH to milk! i think she had a hidden compartment up there somewhere

* *i know this is the symbol for infinity which is not precisely synonymous with eternity but allow me this artistic license in my own zine please xx


s you ever heard of witch' milk? it's when a doe starts lactating without ever having kidded.

our friend bluegrass here never gave birth but she walks in every morning and night brimmin n near burstin with milk. bodies are crazy!!!


wowee right? monet was the first alpine i ever milked and BOY OH BOY i had no idea they put it in the pail like THIS! fat juicy teats for the most elegant lookin doe at serenity acres. we call that MULTITUDES HONEY


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oh my goodness have the tiniest did ms apple you ever did se little teats first freshener e!! she was a be so. luck wa and not happy to i never had to s on my side and i don't know ho handmilk her. gotten these th w i would have fingers around ick old crusty them titties!!


now you would think these FECTO long ladies would be PER but i for the milking machine maybe assure you they are not. h? they get sucked in too muc lly in any case, you gotta rea to massage chamomile's udder don't force the milk out. she . tho h muc d min to m see

chamomile has two names bc a lotta goats at boxcarr have an official name and also the name the kids call em


to be good ts, a e t l l a , *please do titties , contact me n't nipples and pigeon milk about how wait bu or breasts, of the t it udders without would be cool to be a bi rd or world! would to straighte them we s i out my limi n understandi ted be bird evolution ng of guess?*

this minizine was made by me (mukethe) among the red clay & wild alpine mama goats & sweetheart nubians of cedar grove north carolina


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