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BLOOM

BLOOM was conceived and developed by Working Dog, with further development by Melbourne Theatre Company’s NEXT STAGE Writers’ Program, first produced by Melbourne Theatre Company in 2023 at Arts Centre Melbourne Playhouse, directed by Dean Bryant.

Melbourne Theatre Company 2023 premiere production cast and creative team: Mrs MacIntyre – Anne Edmonds Doug – Frankie J. Holden Rose – Evelyn Krape Ruby – Vidya Makan Betty / Chef – Maria Mercedes Sal / Inspector / News Reporter / Trev – Eddie Muliaumaseali’i Roland – John O’May Gloria – Christina O’Neill Lesley – Jackie Rees Finn – Slone Sudiro Director – Dean Bryant Music Director / Arranger / Orchestrator – Zara Stanton Choreographer – Andrew Hallsworth Set Designer – Dann Barber Costume Designer – Charlotte Lane Lighting Designer – Amelia Lever-Davidson Sound Designer – Nick Walker Assistant Director – Tasnim Hossain Production Dramaturg – Dean Bryant Dramaturgs – Matt Edgerton and Jennifer Medway Voice & Text Coach – Matt Furlani Original Arrangements by Katie Weston and Ned Wright Smith.

Premiere Production Arrangements by Zara Stanton.

1.

MUSIC 0: PINE GROVE AD (PRE-RECORDED) The stage is in darkness. We hear the sound of an advertising jingle playing on loop ADVERTISING JINGLE IF YOU HAVE A LOVED ONE IN YOUR LIFE IN NEED OF EXTRA CARE...

PINE GROVE IS THE PLACE TO BE YOU’LL FIND A WELCOME THERE...

VOICE OVER Pine Grove - setting new standards in aged care.

Lights up on the reception area of the Pine Grove Aged Care facility where ROSE is seated. The advertising jingle starts again.

ROSE (TO HERSELF) You’re kidding me...

Annoyed, Rose turns it off using a remote control. FINN enters, wheeling a bicycle. He takes a seat near Rose.

ROSE (TO FINN) If that’s not “elder abuse” I don’t what is.

FINN Hey. ROSE Hello.

Rose attempts to reach for a magazine on the coffee table. Finn, noticing she is a little unsteady, goes to help her.

ROSE I don’t need help...!

Rose continues to struggle. She holds out a hand for Finn to assist her. He does so.

2.

ROSE That’s not “help”.

Rose takes her magazine and sits back down. A beat.

FINN So, you live here?

ROSE Not if I can do anything about it. But the powers-to-be have declared me no longer fit to live at home.

FINN That sucks.

ROSE First they took away my license. Said I was “speeding”. Not my fault if everyone else is so slow. Now they’ve taken my house.

FINN And they want you to move in here?

ROSE They say it’s just for “respite care”. We all know what that means. Life without parole. I’m Rose.

FINN Oh, Finn.

Finn makes a hand gesture - Rose attempts to replicate it.

ROSE So what brings you here?

Finn holds up a flyer FINN (I saw) this ad. “Free board in return for light duties”.

ROSE Why would you want to move in with a bunch of geriatrics?

FINN Well, you know, it’s a good opportunity to help out with a deserving group of… (senior)

3.

ROSE Bullshit.

MUSIC 1: NOWHERE ELSE TO GO FINN (Yep.) I got kicked out of my place.

ROSE (INTRIGUED) Really? What happened?

FINN Bunch of things. People I was living with started making all these demands ROSE Such as?

FINN Rent. I was planning to get the money, I teach piano part-time ROSE (INTERESTED) You’re a musician?

FINN Studying. At uni. That’s where I saw this ad.

FINN I’D BE LYING IF I SAID THIS WAS EVER “OPTION A” BUT MY FRIENDS AND MY FUNDS ARE RUNNING LOW SO I FIGURE, “HEY WHY NOT”?

I COULD GIVE THIS THING A SHOT BESIDES, I’VE GOT - NOWHERE ELSE TO GO. Rose offers her hand ROSE Welcome to the club.

They shake hands.

ROSE I’M NOT HAPPY TO BE HERE, RE-HOUSED LIKE SOMEONE’S PET I’D LIKE TO HAVE A SAY - BUT THEY SAY ‘NO’ SO YOU SIT THERE MEEK AND MILD, AND GET TREATED LIKE A CHILD UNTIL YOU’VE GOT - NOWHERE ELSE TO GO MRS MACINTYRE enters, clipboard in hand

4.

MRS MACINTYRE Ah! Here she is! You must be (CHECKING FORM) “Mrs Bonetti?”?

ROSE Ms. And it’s “Rose” MRS MACINTYRE Of course it is. Welcome to Pine Grove.

Mrs MacIntyre consults her clipboard.

MRS MACINTYRE Now it says here you’ve been deemed “unfit for independent living”? Oh dear, I’m seeing “falls risk”, “mobility concerns”, apparently there was some sort of “fire”?

ROSE I was cooking MRS MACINTYRE In your bedroom?

ROSE Nosey do-gooders.

MRS MACINTYRE Now there pet, don’t get yourself in a state. You’re in safe hands here. You may be olden but our care is golden!

Rose reaches for Finn’s bike ROSE You create a distraction - I’ll make a break for the door.

Mrs MacIntyre blocks any escape attempt.

MRS MACINTYRE No need for that! (INTO LAPEL MIC) Check the front gates are locked. We’ve got a bolter.

Mrs MacIntyre turns to Finn.

MRS MACINTYRE Are the two of you together?

FINN No!

5.

ROSE (TO FINN) No need to sound so horrified FINN I’m Finn. (HOLDING UP FLYER) I’m here about the ad.

MRS MACINTYRE You both stay there - I’ll be right back.

Mrs MacIntyre exits.

ROSE & FINN GUESS WHAT? WE’VE GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GO Two staff members, RUBY and GLORIA enter.

GLORIA Rose? I’m Gloria. And this is Ruby.

RUBY Welcome to Pine Grove.

GLORIA If there’s anything we can do to help you settle in?

ROSE Where’s the bar?

Looks to Ruby, they both laugh RUBY Why don’t you come and meet some of the residents? Everyone, this is Rose.

Ruby and Gloria assist Rose to stand and join the other residents: DOUG, LESLEY, BETTY, ROLAND, SALVATORE GLORIA (TO ROSE) We have an exciting activities program. There’s gentle exercise classes...

DOUG “Sit and Get Fit”

6.

GLORIA “Ladies Embroidery Club” LESLEY “Stitch and Bitch” GLORIA Not to mention Morning Melodies Betty sings, loudly and badly BETTY Aaaaaaah!

Gloria notices Finn for the first time.

GLORIA Oh, you must be Finn? (LOOKING AT WATCH) We were actually expecting you about an hour ago FINN Yeah, it was... traffic. (HOLDING UP FORM) I’m here about the Residency Program.

RUBY (TAKING FORM) The what? I thought we said “no” to that idea?

GLORIA Ruby, we need more staff.

RUBY “Trained” staff.

GLORIA It’s just a trial.

RUBY (READING FORM) “Assisting with domestic duties”?

FINN Is there a problem?

RUBY Yes

GLORIA No Mrs MacIntyre returns, clipboard in hand

7.

MRS MACINTYRE Now, I believe it’s “Mr Bailey”? I must say you come with excellent references.

(READING) “Straight-A Pupil”, “a keen interest in aged care”...

FINN (BLUFFING) Sounds like me...

Mrs MacIntyre hands Finn a form.

MRS MACINTYRE If you could just sign here...

Finn looks at the form FINN I’m not actually a “qualified care-assistant” MRS MACINTYRE It’s just a technicality... And initial here.

Finn signs as requested.

MRS MACINTYRE Excellent. (LOOKING AT WATCH) Well, I won’t keep you from your duties.

FINN Sure, I’ll just unpack MUSIC 2: CHASING THE CLOCK MRS MACINTYRE Now! Mrs MacIntyre exits. Finn turns to Gloria FINN Wow. Is she always like that?

GLORIA No, sometimes she can be in a bad mood. Anyway, welcome to Pine Grove. Any questions?

FINN Sure. (LOOKING AT HIS PHONE) What’s the wi-fi password?

Ruby turns away (clearly unimpressed).

Finn turns to Gloria

8.

FINN Something I said?

GLORIA She’s a little... busy. To be honest, we all are.

FINN Yeah?

GLORIA EACH DAY STARTS JUST LIKE THE ONE BEFORE QUARTER TO LATE, KEY-CODE AT THE DOOR RUBY PICKING UP LAUNDRY AND HANDING OUT PILLS WORKING DOUBLE SHIFTS JUST TO PAY THE BILLS RUBY & GLORIA WHEN YOU’RE CHASING THE CLOCK MAKE THE MOST OF EVERY MINUTE IT’S A RACE. AND YOU’LL NEVER WIN IT WHEN YOU’RE CHASING THE CLOCK GLORIA Why don’t I show you around...?

Gloria takes Finn on a ‘tour’ GLORIA This is our Ever-Green wing (ASIDE) Some of our more “active” residents.

Gloria turns to the residents.

GLORIA Good morning! How are we all feeling today?

DOUG CAN’T QUITE SAY IT’S THE LIFE THAT WE CHOSE ROLAND ALARMS ON OUR WRISTS, NAME-TAGS ON OUR CLOTHES BETTY STUCK IN THIS PLACE WITH THE ROOM CLOSING IN LESLEY WONDERING WHEN DID THIS ENDING BEGIN?

9.

ROLAND, LESLEY, DOUG, BETTY BUT WHEN YOU’RE FACING THE CLOCK YOU LEARN TO SAVOUR EVERY MINUTE THE DAY MOVES SLOW, BUT AT LEAST YOU’RE IN IT WHEN YOU’RE FACING THE CLOCK GLORIA Everyone - this is Finn. He’s coming to stay with us (TO FINN) Perhaps you can just start by getting to know a few of them?

FINN (SLIGHTLY HESITANT) Okay...

GLORIA Go ahead - they don’t bite!

DOUG Most of us don’t have teeth.

Betty approaches BETTY Are you from the university?

FINN That’s right.

BETTY My son is a professor. He’ll be in to visit later. I have to get ready.

Betty moves off. Finn approaches Doug FINN G’day, I’m Finn.

Doug offers his hand.

DOUG Doug. So you’re moving in with us?

FINN I guess.

DOUG One piece of advice. Watch out for Betty. She’s a little “light-fingered” FINN Okay. Which one’s “Betty”?

10.

DOUG The one holding your bag.

Doug indicates Betty (who is indeed now holding one of Finn’s bags). Finn attempts to retrieve it. Gloria retrieves his bag.

GLORIA Betty! Darling. It’s not for you.

(Betty exits) LESLEY I must say, it’s so nice to see a young face round here.

Lesley places her hand on Finn’s cheek LESLEY You have beautiful contours...

FINN Do I...?

LESLEY The things I could do with your mouth DOUG (EXPLAINING) Lesley’s a painter. (TO LESLEY) You gotta say that up front love LESLEY (LAUGHS) Oh, sorry.

Finn notices Salvatore nearby. He goes to shake hands.

FINN G’day, I’m Finn.

GLORIA This is Salvatore. He’s not much of a talker - are you Sal? Roland is reading the newspaper (Exit Salvatore) ROLAND Ignoramus

11.

GLORIA Unlike Roland...

ROLAND When did grammar become an optional extra?

GLORIA Roland, this is Finn. He’s moving in with us ROLAND Abandon hope all ye who enter.

GLORIA It’s not that bad Roland!

ROLAND (APOLOGETIC) Of course not my dear.

As Gloria turns her back Roland motions “run” to Finn.

FINN (TO GLORIA) Well, they all seem...

GLORIA “Interesting”? You’ll get used to it.

FINN How long have you been here?

GLORIA It was a six month contract. That was eight years ago.

GLORIA NEVER WOULD HAVE CALLED THIS MY DREAM CAREER BUT I’VE GROWN TO LOVE BEING ROSTERED ON HERE SURE, I HAD PLANS BEYOND THESE WALLS BUT THREE KIDS AT HOME - RIGHT NOW “DUTY CALLS” GLORIA & RUBY WHEN YOU’RE CHASING THE CLOCK MAKE THE MOST OF EVERY MINUTE LATE FOR THE DAY BEFORE YOU EVEN BEGIN IT

12.

GLORIA, RUBY & RESIDENTS WHEN YOU’RE CHASING THE CLOCK WHEN YOU’RE CHASING THE CLOCK CHEF (Betty double) passes through. Gloria stops her.

GLORIA Oh, Chef? This is Finn. He’s moving in with us.

CHEF So? GLORIA I just thought we’d let you know of... (TO FINN) any dietary requirements?

FINN Oh, I’m pretty much pescatarian CHEF (DISDAINFUL) You’re what?

FINN You know, sort of vegetarian. But I’ll eat fish.

CHEF Will you?

FINN Yeah, I just prefer a more plant-based…

Chef takes a step towards Finn. Finn wilts.

FINN Meat’s fine.

Chef turns and exits GLORIA I’ll have a word with her.

FINN Thanks. So what do you need me to do?

Gloria picks up several bags of linen.

GLORIA How about you get these to the Kitchen?

13.

FINN Sure.

GLORIA Oh, and while you’re there can you find Betty?

FINN The one on the scooter right?

GLORIA (NODDING) She’s got your phone.

Finn takes the laundry bags and heads off.

Ruby looks on, disapprovingly.

RUBY Seriously, this is not going to work GLORIA Ruby, give him a chance.

RUBY We need qualified staff, not... (DISTRACTED) shit!

Ruby spots TREV (Salvatore double) with a mop.

RUBY Trev? This floor - it’s filthy TREV Just a bit of dust.

RUBY (SUSPICIOUS) Has she cut back on cleaning hours again?

TREV Relax, I’ve got it covered.

RUBY Covered in what?

Mrs MacIntyre steps to the P.A. MRS MACINTYRE Attention all staff. Team meeting will commence in 5,4,3,2,...

14.

Mrs MacIntyre steps towards the staff with a stop watch and clipboard.

MRS MACINTYRE One. Let’s make a start. Now, who’s in Room 17?

RUBY It was Mr Kappley.

MRS MACINTYRE I thought he died?

RUBY He passed away. On Tuesday MRS MACINTYRE That was a week ago RUBY We usually give families a few days to collect possessions MRS MACINTYRE We’ll need to change that. (WRITING ON CLIPBOARD) From now on it’s 48 hours.

Speaking of “changes”...

MRS MACINTYRE AS OF NEXT WEEK EVENING MEAL WILL BE BROUGHT FORWARD TO 4.30PM RUBY Dinner? At 4.30?

MRS MACINTYRE It’s practical.

GLORIA It’s lunch.

MRS MACINTYRE It will allow us to “stream-line” catering staff hours.

RUBY You mean “reduce”?

MRS MACINTYRE WE JUST HAVE TO MAKE A FEW MORE CUTS

15.

RUBY But...

MRS MACINTYRE AND I DON’T WANT TO HEAR ANY “BUTS” I’M NOT ASKING FOR ANYTHING DRASTIC RUBY How about two residents to a bed?

MRS MACINTYRE Perfect!

GLORIA SHE WAS BEING SARCASTIC MRS MACINTYRE (It’s) still worth considering RUBY We’re short-staffed MRS MACINTYRE Not any more. We’ve just signed up a perfectly qualified new employee Mrs MacIntyre gestures towards Finn who is being dragged behind (or on?) a mobility scooter (driven by Betty) FINN Whoah! Stop!

Finn manages to stop the chair.

FINN Found her. So, what else needs doing?

GLORIA Well, you see those old folks?

Gloria indicates residents.

GLORIA & RUBY YOU GOTTA WAKE THEM, THEN MEDICATE THEM SIGN ALL THESE FORMS AND THEN BACK DATE THEM

16.

RESIDENTS BOOK OUR PHYSIOS, OUR PSYCHIATRISTS OUR DENTISTS AND OUR PODIATRISTS GLORIA & RUBY SOME NEED HELP TO DRESS OR TAKE A SHOWER RESIDENTS JUST GET US UP AND WE’RE ON OUR WAY FINN IT SOUNDS LIKE A FULL-ON DAY GLORIA GUESS WHAT? THAT’S JUST YOUR FIRST HALF HOUR STAFF & RESIDENTS (& MRS MACINTYRE) WHEN YOU’RE CHASING THE CLOCK MAKE THE MOST OF EVERY MINUTE LATE FOR THE DAY BEFORE YOU EVEN BEGIN IT STAFF & RESIDENTS WHEN YOU’RE CHASING THE CLOCK

RUBY READY TO COME WHEN ANYONE PAGES

ROSE & FINN NOW THERE’S NOWHERE ELSE TO GO STAFF & RESIDENTS WHEN YOU’RE CHASING THE CLOCK

GLORIA MAXIMUM HOURS FOR MINIMUM WAGES

ROSE & FINN NOW THERE’S NOWHERE ELSE TO GO FULL CAST WHEN YOU’RE CHASING THE CLOCK WHEN YOU’RE CHASING THE CLOCK MRS MACINTYRE Alright, let’s not stand around all day.

Mrs MacIntyre turns to Rose who is seated MRS MACINTYRE How about we get you settled in love?

17.

ROSE It’s Rose. And I haven’t actually said yes to this.

MRS MACINTYRE (TO FINN) They’re often a little confused for the first few days ROSE I can hear you.

MRS MACINTYRE It’s for the best pet. (UNDER BREATH) And it’s not like you’ve got anywhere else to go.

Finn approaches Rose.

FINN You okay?

ROSE Looks like I’m stuck here for now.

FINN Welcome to the club.

Finn walks to his room MUSIC 3: I JUST NEED A BREAK It consists of a spartan single bed, a side table and chair. He takes a seat - something feels odd. Finn picks up the chair - to reveal it is a commode. He starts to unpack his bag - including a slightly wilted marijuana plant in a pot - which he places forlornly under a desk lamp FINN HERE WE GO AGAIN, SAME OLD STORY ME STARING IN A ROLE I SEEM DESTINED TO PLAY ANOTHER STELLAR START BEFORE IT FALLS APART I JUST NEED A BREAK TO GO MY WAY FINN HERE WE GO AGAIN - WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED IT? I’M SURE I SWORE THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT - STARTING FROM TODAY BUT THIS PATTERN KEEPS REPEATING, DID I SOMEHOW MISS A MEETING? I JUST NEED A BREAK TO GO MY WAY

18.

IS THIS GONNA BE THE STORY OF MY LIFE? RIGHT NOW I’M RUNNING OUT OF EXPLANATIONS LOOK AT ME, “THE BOY MOST LIKELY” TO FALL SHORT OF EXPECTATIONS ‘CAUSE I NEED, I NEED, I NEED, I NEED, I JUST NEED A BREAK… TO GO MY WAY Finn makes a call on his phone FINN Yo Marco - what’s good bro? It’s Finn. You mentioned a while back, you might have a spare room? (DISAPPOINTED) Sure. No problem. Just thought I’d ask. Actually, I’ve got another call coming through....

Finn hangs up and takes the new call FINN Hello? “Stephanie”? Oh, from the Music Faculty.

Finn mouths “shit” FINN Yep, I’m almost done on the term assignment, I was just wondering about a tiny extension?

Yeah, that’s right - “special consideration”. What “grounds”? Oh, um…

Finn looks round for an excuse. He picks up his (now almost dead) cannabis plant FINN ... there’s been a death in the family. Thanks, anyway... gotta go. Gotta grieve.

Finn hangs up FINN HERE WE GO AGAIN - FEELS LIKE I’M DROWNING TERM PAPERS OVERDUE, AND BILLS I’LL NEVER PAY I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE USE IS, I’M NOT LOOKING FOR EXCUSES I JUST NEED A BREAK TO GO MY WAY I JUST NEED, I NEED, I NEED, I NEED A BREAK A BREAK, I JUST NEED...

FINN Hang on. Maybe...

19.

FINN IS IT MY FAULT? AM I TO BLAME? MAYBE THE BUCK STOPS WITH ME IS IT FINALLY TIME, TO ACCEPT THAT I’M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE SOME RESPONSIBILITY FINN Nuh...

FINN I JUST NEED A BREAK TO GO MY WAY Finn turns out the light and lies on his bed MUSIC 3A: AFTER JUST NEED A BREAK Mrs MacIntyre makes an announcement via the P.A. MRS MACINTYRE (P.A.) (SWEETLY) Attention residents. Due to unforeseen circumstances today’s Gardening Club excursion has been postponed.

General disappointment from the Residents DOUG, LESLEY, ROLAND & ROSE What?/Again?/That’s a pity/Really?

Mrs MacIntyre holds the microphone away from her mouth.

MRS MACINTYRE (ANGRY) Shut up!

The Residents shut up as directed. Mrs MacIntyre turns back to the microphone.

MRS MACINTYRE (P.A.) (SWEETLY) Those interested in horticulture are welcome to check out our pot-plant display in the foyer. Oh, and there’s been a few changes to this evening’s menu. I’ll let Chef explain...

Chef speaks to the residents CHEF Soup of the Day is Mushroom.

20.

DOUG It was mushroom yesterday CHEF Then it’s Soup of the Week. And for main course we’ll be serving “Vegetarian Surprise” LESLEY What’s the “surprise”?

CHEF It’s beef.

Ruby is with Rose. They are going through a photo album.

RUBY And this is in India?

ROSE Goa. I taught there for almost two years.

RUBY That’s a beautiful photo, you’re glowing.

ROSE One for the funeral booklet?

RUBY I’m sorry we won’t be getting out again this week Rose ROSE It’s not your fault.

RUBY Our bus has broken down Ruby hands Rose some pills and a glass of water RUBY Here you go ROSE All I seem to do these days - take pills. Not sure why.

21.

RUBY You have a heart condition Ruby hands a second pill ROSE Pills, ramps, rails. It’s like being bubble-wrapped. Do you know they took away my cigarettes?

RUBY We had to.

ROSE You set fire to one bed...

RUBY We just want you to be safe.

ROSE Maybe I don’t want “safe”. If you think too much about falling you’ll never climb. So what about you sweetheart? What are you hoping to climb?

RUBY Nothing really ROSE How long have you been here?

RUBY Almost a year ROSE You like it?

RUBY I do. But I don’t like the way we treat people. Ever since the new owners there’s been all this cost-cutting ROSE Can you say something?

RUBY Who’s goin to listen? I don’t have any real qualifications. Like, business or management. I have thought about going to uni.

ROSE So, what’s stopping you?

22.

RUBY Bunch of things. It would mean going part-time here. Then there’s the cost. My parents, I sort of help out at home.

ROSE Fair enough. I certainly wouldn’t be here if I had the money to escape.

A beat RUBY And... maybe I’m just scared of making a mistake MUSIC 4: MAYBE IT’S TIME ROSE Oh sweetheart Rose sings to Ruby.

ROSE WHAT’S THE POINT OF RISKS IF YOU’RE NOT PREPARED TO TAKE THEM? AND WHAT’S THE POINT OF CHOICES IF YOU’RE TOO AFRAID TO MAKE THEM? DON’T THINK TOO HARD, JUST GRAB A COIN AND TOSS IT GO FIND YOURSELF A LINE - AND CROSS IT MAYBE IT’S TIME TO SAY “YES” MAYBE IT’S TIME TO TAKE A CHANCE TO FORGET ABOUT WHO’S LOOKING - AND JUST DANCE MAYBE IT’S TIME TO SAY “YES” YOU DON’T NEED A MAP, JUST TO SET OUT ON YOUR OWN WHAT’S A FEW WRONG TURNS IF THEY’RE YOURS AND YOURS ALONE? DOUBTS ARE NEVER WORTH THE TIME WE GIVE THEM AND DREAMS WILL DRIVE YOU MAD UNTIL YOU LIVE THEM SO MAYBE IT’S TIME TO SAY “YES” MAYBE IT’S TIME TO TAKE A CHANCE TO FORGET ABOUT WHO’S LOOKING - AND JUST DANCE MAYBE IT’S TIME TO SAY “YES” ROSE Your future is there for the taking RUBY Yeah, but it’s different for you. You’ve done so much.

23.

ROSE And you can too.

RUBY BUT WHAT IF I GET IT WRONG? ROSE YOU PROBABLY WILL RUBY I MEAN REALLY, BADLY, WRONG ROSE NOW THAT’S A SKILL RUBY I DON’T HAVE YOUR COURAGE ROSE YOU CAN LEARN IT RUBY AND IF I REALLY SCREW UP? ROSE LET’S CROSS THAT BRIDGE WHEN YOU BURN IT ROSE Sweetheart, get out of your own way.

ROSE STOP PLAYING IT SAFE, A NEW DAY HAS BEGUN SO GRAB YOURSELF SOME SCISSORS - AND RUN MAYBE IT’S TIME TO SAY...

RUBY “YES” ROSE MAYBE IT’S TIME TO TAKE A CHANCE TO FORGET ABOUT WHO’S LOOKING - AND JUST DANCE ROSE & RUBY MAYBE IT’S TIME TO SAY ‘YES’ ROSE MAYBE IT’S TIME TO SAY…

24.

This line cut off by Finn (wearing nothing but boxer shorts) chasing Betty (who has stolen his bag) FINN No! Give it back. We’ve been through this...

Finn manages to retrieve his bag. He rubs his temples - a just woken up look.

FINN Jesus - what time is it?

RUBY Half an hour after you were supposed to be on duty.

FINN Yeah... (LOOKING FOR EXCUSE) It was, you know...

RUBY Traffic?

FINN Yep. I mean, no. My alarm didn’t go off.

Mrs MacIntyre looks on disapprovingly.

MRS MACINTYRE Oh Mr Bailey - kindly put some clothes on. I’m quite certain our residents do not wish to look at... (INDICATING HIM) that…

Several of the residents lean in for a better view. Betty leans so far off her scooter she has to be restrained from toppling over.

ROLAND Speak for yourself BETTY Mousaka!

Finn speaks to Ruby.

FINN What do you need done?

25.

RUBY We gave you a list last week. (TO GLORIA) I should have stapled it to him.

GLORIA Perhaps you could give us a hand in here?

FINN Sure...

GLORIA Maybe put some pants on first?

Finn leaves to put on his track-pants. Mrs MacIntyre consults her clipboard and speaks to Gloria and Ruby.

MRS MACINTYRE Now, where were we?

GLORIA This month’s budget.

MRS MACINTYRE Yes. I’m still not happy with it. We seem to be spending a lot on food.

GLORIA It’s the only thing they’ll eat.

MRS MACINTYRE But “salads”? “Fresh fruit”?

RUBY It’s healthy MRS MACINTYRE It’s expensive! (CATCHING HERSELF) And, difficult to manage. Old people don’t want to do all that chewing. Let’s look at soup, tinned.

GLORIA Mrs MacIntyre, I was wondering if you’d had a chance to look at our Leisure and Lifestyle proposals?

Gloria hands over a folder

26.

GLORIA I’ve found some new activities we might be able to introduce. There’s walking groups, a community garden program MRS MACINTYRE Sounds costly. (CATCHING HERSELF) And we don’t want to tire them out. Look at them...

Mrs MacIntyre looks towards Roland MRS MACINTYRE Is that one dead?

Roland snorts - wakes himself up MRS MACINTYRE (Phew) GLORIA We could at least visit the park?

MRS MACINTYRE Why would they need to visit a park?

ROSE Because we’ve been stuck in here for weeks The other Residents hubub MRS MACINTYRE Now there pet, don’t get yourself in a state.

The other Residents join in DOUG, LESLEY, ROLAND, BETTY She’s right/it’s true/let us out/it’s been weeks MRS MACINTYRE Enough! (CATCHING HERSELF) I mean, there’s... safety issues ROSE (SKEPTICAL) In a park?

MRS MACINTYRE Hay-fever. Wild dogs. What if someone leapt from the bushes and exposed themself?

LESLEY Sounding better every minute

27.

GLORIA But in terms of their psycho-social health we... (need to get out) MRS MACINTYRE Oh, psycho-social health, spare me the jargon! Half of them don’t even know what day it is.

Mrs MacIntyre exits, dropping the folder Gloria gave her (it is grabbed by Betty).

Finn has returned (in pants) FINN (REFERRING TO MRS MACINTYRE) Bad mood?

GLORIA We’ve seen worse.

FINN Okay, what do you need done?

Gloria looks around. She spots the old piano GLORIA Oh. Any chance of some music?

FINN (SKEPTICAL) On that?

RUBY No, there’s a Steinway in the hall. Yes! “That”.

FINN I dunno. It’s not quite (good enough) Doug takes a seat at the piano.

DOUG Here, let me give it a bash.

Doug starts to play “Chopsticks” (badly).

There are groans and complaints from the other residents. Doug stops.

RUBY (TO FINN) Happy?

28.

FINN Alright...

Finn (reluctantly) sits and plays Bach’s Prelude in C Major.

MUSIC 4A: BACH 1 The residents respond, gathering around.

ROLAND Ah! Now that’s more like it.

BETTY (TO FINN) My son, he take me to concerts all the time. He’ll be in to visit later.

Ruby guides Salvatore to a chair near the piano RUBY Salvatore, come and sit down here. (TO FINN) He loves music - don’t you Sal? DOUG Sounding good son. Know anything with a bit more of a beat?

ROLAND Quiet! It’s Bach you Philistine DOUG Who you calling a “Philistine” ya’ poncy shit?

An argument breaks out between Doug and Roland. (”Quiet!/You’re the one talking”) Ruby and Gloria attempt to separate them.

Finn uses the opportunity to step away from the piano (and into his bedroom) MUSIC 5: I JUST NEED A BREAK (REPRISE) FINN THESE PEOPLE AND THIS PLACE I’M NOT SURE THAT I CAN FACE ANOTHER DAY...

I JUST NEED A BREAK TO GO MY WAY Unseen by Finn, Rose enters. She notices the marijuana plant.

29.

ROSE Doing a spot of gardening?

FINN (DEFENSIVE) What? No... that’s just... a weed.

ROSE I think the indefinite article might be somewhat superfluous.

FINN (NOT UNDERSTANDING - NODS) ...what?

ROSE So, how are you settling in?

FINN Oh, you know. It’s not great. But I don’t really have many options.

ROSE You can’t move home?

FINN Nah. Me and my Dad... He thinks music is a shitty career choice ROSE And Mum? FINN She... passed away (ROSE: Oh). But I’ve made some calls, there’s a chance something may come up Rose takes a seat on the edge of Finn’s bed.

There is a pause.

ROSE Well?

FINN “Well” what?

ROSE This would typically be the moment you ask me how I’m doing.

FINN Oh yeah - sorry. How are you... (doing?)

30.

ROSE I think it’s the loss of control. They tell you when to wake up, what to eat, what to wear.

This is not even my cardigan...

Finn reads the label on the cardigan FINN “Roger”.

ROSE I think I must have his old room. (SHUDDER) It’s like being in kindergarten. And the walls... I’d do anything just to get out. See a show. See the sun. Anyway... that’s enough from me.

Rose hands Finn a book of music ROSE For you FINN (READING) “Chopin. Etudes”.

ROSE Every pianist worth their salt should learn them.

FINN These annotations. You play?

ROSE Those days are behind me.

FINN Thanks Rose.

Rose attempts to stand. Finn moves to assist.

ROSE I don’t need help.

Finn waits a beat. Rose accepts his hand.

ROSE That’s not help

FINN That’s not help As Rose exits she points to Finn’s plant.

31.

ROSE Oh, and that pot-plant...?

FINN (NERVOUS) Yeah?

ROSE It needs fertilizer.

MUSIC 5A: AFTER BEDROOM Mrs MacIntyre steps to the microphone MRS MACINTYRE (P.A.) Attention Residents. Due to circumstances beyond our control there will be no psychologist visit this week. Anyone with mental health concerns will be offered their choice of selfhelp magazine or scented pillow.

Ruby and Gloria enter RUBY He clocks on late, finishes when he wants, no regard for anyone else GLORIA Ruby, you’re not giving him a chance.

RUBY It’s been six weeks.

GLORIA At least he’s now wearing pants.

ROLAND More’s the pity GLORIA And he seems to keep the residents amused RUBY Ha! He leaves that bike of his in the corridor. What if someone tripped over it? He shouldn’t be here.

GLORIA I told you, we need more staff

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RUBY He’s not “staff”. He’s a self-indulged little shit. And he’s just going to end up causing more trouble.

Ruby is cut off by the sound of a fire alarm.

General panic. Mrs MacIntyre rushes in MRS MACINTYRE Fire alarm! Don’t panic! Where’s the petty cash tin? Don’t panic! Don’t panic! Why are you panicking?

The alarm stops. Trev enters TREV It’s okay, it’s okay.

MRS MACINTYRE What happened?

TREV It was just one of the smoke detectors MRS MACINTYRE What set it off?

TREV Smoke?

MRS MACINTYRE (SUSPICIOUS) Whose room?

Trev tries to stall TREV Gee, kind of hard to say...

Rose enters (drenched in water?)

ROSE It was mine.

TREV Could have been her’s RUBY Rose…? Are you alright?

33.

ROSE Well I won’t be needing a shower MRS MACINTYRE (STERNLY) Hand them over.

A beat. Rose hands Mrs MacIntyre a packet of cigarettes MRS MACINTYRE You know that smoking is banned here ROSE Everything’s ‘banned’ here.

MRS MACINTYRE And where did you get these?

ROSE Found ‘em FINN It was me.

MRS MACINTYRE Well, thanks to you two we’ll now have to pay for a fire inspection, not to mention the clean-up costs. As a result, tomorrow’s shopping excursion will be cancelled.

DOUG, ROLAND, LESLEY & BETTY What?/No.../You Can’t/That’s not fair MRS MACINTYRE Well you should have thought of that before you decided to break the rules.

Mrs MacIntyre exits. Rose turns to the others ROSE Sorry about that folks DOUG It’s Betty I feel bad for. She hasn’t been shop-lifting for weeks BETTY I want to get something nice for my son. He’s coming to visit later

34.

GLORIA Everyone, head on back to bed.

The Residents head off as directed. Ruby turns to Gloria RUBY What did I tell you? He’s trouble. You realize she’s going to use this as an excuse for more cuts?

GLORIA I know RUBY We’ve got to say something GLORIA It’s not that simple RUBY But if we just stood up to her! Tell her “no more cuts” GLORIA (SNAPS) Ruby, It doesn’t work that way. I’ve been here for eight years, I’ve seen a lot of young people like you come and go and I know what happens. You stand there, you ask for change and then you piss off and leave me to pick up the pieces.

Ruby is stung.

GLORIA Sorry. That was a shitty thing to say RUBY I just don’t think it’s fair. You should be running this place!

GLORIA This place…

MUSIC 5B: BEFORE BEST IS YET TO BE GLORIA I want to make it better too...but sometimes you just have to get up, come to work and try and keep it going.

RUBY nods and GLORIA goes to door.

35.

GLORIA (HEADING OFF) You good?

RUBY (SMILES) Well, good enough.

Gloria leaves.

MUSIC 6: THE BEST IS YET TO BE RUBY ANOTHER DAY DONE. BOXES TICKED. PROGRESS CHARTED. ANOTHER DAY DONE. AND I'M HERE, WHERE I STARTED. JUST CIRCLING ROUND, KICKING UP DUST FROM THE SAME OLD GROUND WHEN DID MY “CERTAINS” ALL TURN TO “SORT OF”?

HOW MANY PLANS WILL I FALL SHORT OF? YOU DREAM ONE DAY THAT THINGS WILL CHANGE AND YOU’LL WAKE UP TO SOMETHING NEW BUT THEN “ONE DAY” COMES AROUND AND IT’S STILL THE SAME OLD YOU BUT I KNOW THAT “GOOD ENOUGH” IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME GOTTA KEEP MYSELF BELIEVING THAT THE BEST, THE BEST IS YET TO BE ANOTHER DAY DONE ANOTHER SUN SETS AND WHAT HAVE I GOT TO SHOW? ASKING MYSELF ‘IS THIS AS GOOD AS IT GETS’?

AND PRAYING THE ANSWER IS ‘NO’ FOR GOD’S SAKE - GUESS WHAT? MAYBE IT’S TIME TO ACCEPT WHAT YOU’VE GOT GUESS THAT I SHOULD TOUGH IT OUT, SUCK IT UP THEN I GET IN MY HEAD – AND FUCK IT ALL UP IT’S GOOD ENOUGH IT’S NEAR ENOUGH IT’S NOT ENOUGH (OOOH) SO GIVE ME A CHANCE, GIVE ME SOME ROOM SHOW ME THE SUN I’LL BE READY TO BLOOM I WON’T LET MYSELF STOP BELIEVING THAT THE BEST IS YET TO BE NO I CAN’T LET MYSELF STOP BELIEVING THAT THE BEST, THE BEST IS YET TO BE

36.

MUSIC 6A: AFTER BEST IS YET TO BE Lesley is painting Doug.

LESLEY Doug, can you take the pose again?

DOUG How’s this?

LESLEY I really would prefer you naked DOUG Trust me - you wouldn’t.

ROLAND When I was on the stage we always insisted on signing a no-nudity clause Finn, walking through, looks at the painting.

FINN Looking good mate.

Betty turns to Finn BETTY My son is a painter. He’ll be in to visit later. I have to get ready.

Betty exits. Finn turns to Gloria FINN Hey, can I ask about Betty’s “son”...?

GLORIA We’ve never seen him.

Lesley tries to squeeze paint from an empty tube. She holds up her hand in pain.

LESLEY Ow! DOUG (CONCERNED) You okay?

LESLEY Damn arthritis. I might need to take a break.

37.

DOUG No worries.

Lesley speaks to Doug LESLEY They’re showing a movie in the lounge this afternoon. Care to watch it with me?

DOUG This afternoon? Sure. I’ve got a few things on. See how I go...

LESLEY Missed out...

Lesley exits FINN I reckon she likes you mate DOUG You reckon?

FINN And you?

DOUG Oh yeah. She’s a very special lady. I remember the day she got here. My old ticker was racing, I felt light-headed, shaky FINN Sounds serious DOUG Turned out to be low blood sugar. But you’re right. I was sort of smitten FINN So, what happened?

DOUG Nothing’s really come of it. She’s sort of reached out a few times, but...

FINN “But” what?

DOUG Well, after Nancy - my wife - I didn’t think I’d ever, you know… To find someone special twice in your life. I’m not sure I deserve that

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FINN ‘Course you do.

DOUG You think I should talk to her about my feelings?

FINN Yeah, sure.

DOUG Ooooh FINN I mean, whenever. No rush DOUG I am 82.

FINN Yeah, yeah - talk to her.

Finn starts to head out. He passes Ruby FINN Hey. RUBY Where are you going?

FINN Uni. RUBY What about morning tea?

FINN I’ve eaten RUBY (I meant) for the residents. You’re rostered on.

Finn has clearly forgotten.

FINN Aah! Alright - let me make a quick call...

Finn exits. Ruby looks annoyed.

39.

RUBY He’s hopeless ROSE Don’t be so positive RUBY The way he just cruises through this place like none of us exist. Then it’s “off to uni” ROSE And what about you? When are you off to uni?

RUBY (CONFIDENTIAL) I got an offer. For next semester.

ROSE That’s wonderful news. So, now all you’ve got to do is say...?

RUBY Yes Finn and Ruby almost collide FINN No! Finn takes a cup of tea to Roland who reads out loud from his book ROLAND “Come what come may, Time and the hour runs through the roughest day” FINN What’s that?

Roland holds up the book he is reading ROLAND Just spending some time with the Bard FINN You were an actor, right?

ROLAND That was a lifetime ago.

40.

FINN (READING COVER) “William Shakespeare - The Complete Works” ROLAND A treasured gift.

Finn looks at a name written on the inside cover FINN Who’s “Andrew”?

ROLAND Someone who was... very special.

FINN Were you married?

ROLAND Not an opportunity ever afforded us. Back in our day one didn’t advertise that they were… “otherwise inclined”. Unlike your generation with their L’s and G’s and BTS’s. It’s like a cat walked over a typewriter.

FINN You must miss him?

ROLAND Not a day goes by. We met at the theatre (HOLDS UP PAGE) This was one of his favourites. “The play that must not be named”.

Doug leans across and reads from the book’s cover DOUG Macbeth?

ROLAND Quiet! You plebeian DOUG Who you calling a “plebeian”? And what does it mean ya’ poncy shit?

Doug and Roland begin to tussle over the book.

41.

Lesley tries to defend Doug, Rose helps Roland. Ruby and Gloria attempt to de-fuse the situation DOUG It’s Macbeth. He’s reading Macbeth.

Macbeth! Macbeth! Macbeth!

ROLAND Stop saying it! You mustn’t say it!

Mrs MacIntyre rushes in

MRS MACINTYRE What the hell is going on in here?

GLORIA We’ve got it under control MRS MACINTYRE Doesn’t look like it.

Mrs MacIntyre notices Salvatore MRS MACINTYRE And what’s he doing out of his room?

GLORIA Salvatore likes to be with us.

MRS MACINTYRE Oh , please. He’s got no idea who you are GLORIA But we know who he is MRS MACINTYRE I beg your pardon?

RUBY They really need to get out. If we can just fix the bus...

MRS MACINTYRE You leave that to me. I’ve got budgets to meet. Speaking of which... (CONSULTING CLIPBOARD) What’s this? “Paints”?

GLORIA They’re for Lesley. Her art.

42.

MRS MACINTYRE She’s almost eighty. Get her a colouring book.

ROSE You can’t keep treating us all like this MRS MACINTYRE Now there darl...

ROSE It’s “Rose”. R.O.S.E. MRS MACINTYRE ...don’t get yourself in a state. Have you had your pills this morning?

ROSE I’m sick of pills MRS MACINTYRE We’re worried about your heart ROSE At least I’ve got one.

Residents “Ooooh’. Gloria speaks to Mrs MacIntyre GLORIA If we could just organize some lifestyle activities.

MUSIC 7: EVERYTHING I DO MRS MACINTYRE For god’s sake! Buses, paints, fresh fruit (SNEERING) “lifestyle activities”. You people have no idea what all this costs.

MRS MACINTYRE DAY AFTER DAY, I LIVE TO SERVE AGED CARE IS MY LIFE’S VOCATION BUT IN TURN YOU’LL LEARN THAT RUNNING THIS PLACE CALLS FOR MORE THAN JUST DEDICATION

43.

IT TAKES FISCAL RIGOUR, DILIGENCE, A CAN-DO ATTITUDE A KEEN DISTASTE FOR WASTE, A LITTLE LESS ON FOOD A BALANCED BUDGET’S ALL I CARE ABOUT MAINTAINING AND IT PAINS ME SO TO KNOW SOMEONE ROUND HERE MIGHT BE COMPLAINING. BECAUSE...

EVERYTHING I DO - I DO FOR THEM FINDING FRUGAL ORDER IN MAYHEM IF WE STAY AFLOAT THE CREDIT IS ALL MINE SO EACH OF YOU CAN KISS MY BOTTOM LINE EVERY EXTRA CENT, EVERY DOLLAR WE’VE NOT SPENT MEANS THAT WE CAN TRULY SHINE LIKE A BRIGHT, PRECIOUS GEM EVERYTHING I DO, I DO FOR THEM MRS MACINTYRE (CONSULTING CLIPBOARD) Why are we still checking the residents twice nightly?

GLORIA To make sure they’re safe MRS MACINTYRE There’s a call button RUBY But what if they have a fall?

MRS MACINTYRE Then they can fall on the call button MRS MACINTYRE IF YOU CAN’T FIND SOME COSTS TO TRIM THERE’S PLENTY OUT THERE WHO COULD AND IF OUR PROFIT MARGIN’S FLAT THEN WE’LL HAVE TO TRIM SOME FAT DO I MAKE MYSELF UNDERSTOOD? TREV Not really...

MRS MACINTYRE Good.

44.

MRS MACINTYRE EVERY CUT I MAKE - I MAKE FOR US WHY GO WASTING MONEY ON SOME SILLY BUS? YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT THE CHALLENGES I FACE THE FIGHT TO KEEP THE LIGHTS ON IN THIS PLACE WHILE I’M BALANCING THE BOOKS, DEALING WITH PSYCHOTIC COOKS CHEF Eh...!

MRS MACINTYRE GIVING ALL THAT I’VE GOT I DO THE LOT. WITH NO FUSS EVERY CUT I MAKE I MAKE FOR US BUT IT’S MY JOB, I’LL NEVER STOP THOUGH IT CAN BE LONELY AT THE TOP YOU SEE NO ONE’S DOING ANYTHING FOR ME TREV Ohhhh, that’s sad.

RUBY Don’t give her sympathy!

MRS MACINTYRE So, just remember...

Mrs Macintyre is thrown a walking stick.

She drops it MRS MACINTYRE EVERYTHING I DO - I DO FOR YOU RESIDENTS AND CARERS, EVEN CLEANERS TOO TREV Thank-you...

MRS MACINTYRE Back me up!

MRS MACINTYRE & ALL WASTEFULNESS IS REPREHENSIBLE

45.

MRS MACINTYRE AND IT’S SURELY COMMON KNOWLEDGE THAT YOU’RE ALL DISPENSABLE RESIDENTS & STAFF WE KNOW, WE ARE DISPENSABLE MRS MACINTYRE IF YOUR PROFLIGATE WAYS FALL BENEATH MY PRUDENT GAZE MRS MACINTYRE THEN I’LL BE FORCED TO REACT MRS MACINTYRE IT’S A FACT.

RESIDENTS & STAFF IT’S A FACT

MRS MACINTYRE YES IT’S TRUE

RESIDENTS & STAFF YES IT’S TRUE

MRS MACINTYRE EVERYTHING I DO, I DO FOR YOU STAFF & RESIDENTS EVERYTHING, YES EVERYTHING I DO, I DO FOR YOU MUSIC 7A: AFTER EVERYTHING I DO Ruby is giving Rose a manicure - as she speaks to Gloria. (Finn is working nearby) RUBY Can you believe that crap? “Wastefulness”?

GLORIA She’s always worse round this time of year RUBY All we’re trying to do is make peoples’ lives a little more comfortable.

Ruby rubs a little hard with the nail file ROSE Ow! RUBY Sorry Rose. Is your finger okay?

46.

ROSE I’ve got nine others FINN What do you mean “this time of year”?

GLORIA Annual inspection. It’s coming up next month FINN That’s a good thing right?

GLORIA Not really FINN But if they find out what’s going on here things might improve?

RUBY He’s right.

GLORIA He’s not. If they “find out what’s going on” then we could get shut down. And our residents end up god-knows-where. At least here they’ve got each other.

FINN (UNDERSTANDING) Right.

Finn heads over to a lounge chair. Chef enters CHEF Someone wanted to see me?

GLORIA Oh yes. Rose was wondering about having a glass of wine.

CHEF (SCORNFUL) “Wine”?

ROSE With our dinner CHEF You’re just asking for trouble.

ROSE No, we’re “asking” for wine.

47.

DOUG Or maybe a beer?

ROLAND Sparkling!

CHEF What’s wrong with juice?

LESLEY We’re not children. We just want a drink.

GLORIA (TO CHEF) To help complement your meal DOUG Or help us forget it.

CHEF What if you drank too much and had a fall?

ROSE Then we’d go down happy.

CHEF Request denied. Now, if you’ll excuse me - tonight’s dinner won’t micro-wave itself.

Chef exits as Trev enters TREV G’day Chef.

CHEF Out of my way.

Trev starts vacuuming. Finn (relaxing in an armchair listening to music on his headphones) is annoyed by the noise. He takes off his headphones FINN (SHOUTING) You gotta do this now?

Trev turns off the vacuum.

TREV I gotta do the whole the place

48.

FINN Can you start over there?

RUBY What?

Ruby is still trimming Rose’s fingernails she nicks a finger again ROSE Ow! RUBY Sorry Rose.

ROSE (HOLDS HAND UP) Eight...

RUBY (TO FINN) “Start over there”?

FINN What is your problem?

TREV Careful mate...

MUSIC 8: PEOPLE LIKE YOU RUBY My ‘problem’ is the way you treat us all like shit. And the way you treat this place like it’s just somewhere to dump your stuff FINN Look, I’m just asking for a little peace RUBY Oh, I’m sorry...

RUBY ARE WE DISTURBING YOU? WHILE YOU LIE THERE IN THE DARK WITH YOUR MOZART AND YOUR BACH FINN It’s Chopin.

49.

RUBY SOME OF US HERE HAVE WORK TO DO. FINN Listen, I pull my weight RUBY WHAT? YOU’RE LAZY FINN I DO MY FAIR SHARE RUBY AND YOU’RE CRAZY. FINN I put in RUBY How? FINN I PICK UP THE LAUNDRY. RUBY OH, SPARE ME FINN I EMPTY THE BIN RUBY RARELY Finn points at Trev FINN WELL I HELPED HIM MOP TREV When?

RUBY CAN WE GET A BALLOON DROP? Finn rubs his temples

50.

FINN Listen Florence Nightingale.

A sudden frosty silence. Ruby is clearly not happy.

TREV That’s not good...

RUBY You know your problem?

FINN I suspect I’m about to find out...

RUBY PEOPLE LIKE YOU THINK THE WORLD OWES THEM A LIVING PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE ALL TAKING AND NO GIVING FINN I give up - does that count?

RUBY ANYTHING YOU WANT, SOMEONE ELSE CAN FETCH IT WHAT’S A FRIENDSHIP FOR, IF YOU CANNOT STRETCH IT? PEOPLE LIKE YOU PEOPLE LIKE YOU. FINN Yeah?

RUBY Yeah...

FINN Well...

FINN PEOPLE LIKE YOU, WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED RUBY Is that so?

51.

FINN PEOPLE LIKE YOU CAN NEVER JUST LET THINGS SLIDE WHATEVER WE DO, YOU’VE ALREADY DONE IT NOTHING’S EVER RIGHT UNLESS YOU RUN IT PEOPLE LIKE YOU PEOPLE LIKE YOU RUBY Yeah?

FINN Yeah.

GLORIA Alright kids, let’s play nice.

FINN (SLIGHTLY WORRIED) She started it…

RUBY PEOPLE LIKE YOU NEVER PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE’S NOTHING YOU’VE EVER STOOD FOR PEOPLE LIKE US ARE LEFT DOING THE JOBS THAT PEOPLE LIKE YOU THINK THEY’RE WAY TOO GOOD FOR Ruby angrily picks up Finn’s music, bag FINN My stuff...

RUBY YOU WANT YOUR THINGS BACK? WHY DON’T YOU COME GET THEM? OUR EXPECTATIONS WERE LOW, BUT BUDDY - YOU MET THEM YOU’VE HAD IT ALL ON A PLATE. FINN What...?

RUBY NO, WAIT. AND IF THINGS GO BAD YOU’LL JUST MOVE HOME WITH MUM AND DAD FINN Okay. Stop there.

52.

RUBY WOULD IT KILL YOU TO SAY “PLEASE”?

FINN WOULD IT HURT YOU TO SAY “THANKS”?

YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ME RUBY I CAN FILL IN THE BLANKS FINN YOU THINK THAT I’M RICH? RUBY YOU THINK THAT I’M A BITCH FINN WELL LET’S GET ONE THING CLEAR. RUBY & FINN I’VE GOT NO IDEA WHAT I’M DOING HERE. (A beat. This is the first time they realize they have something in common).

RUBY & FINN PEOPLE LIKE YOU WOULDN’T HAVE A CLUE LET’S MAKE ONE THING CLEAR. FINN I’VE GOT NO IDEA RUBY I’VE GOT NO IDEA RUBY & FINN WE’VE GOT NO IDEA WHAT PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE EVEN DOING HERE DOUG Best entertainment we’ve had all week

53.

MUSIC 8A: AFTER PEOPLE LIKE YOU Finn is playing the piano, practicing Chopin’s Etude No. 1. He stops playing to write something on his sheet music. He notices Salvatore standing close (gets a fright) MUSIC 8B: CHOPIN #1 FINN Jesus. Hello.

No response from Salvatore.

BETTY Sounding wonderful darling. My son’s a pianist you know. But I think you might be a little better.

FINN (NOT REALLY PAYING ATTENTION) Thanks.

Finn starts to play again. Rose, who has been sitting nearby with her eyes closed, speaks.

ROSE Stop!

FINN (SURPRISED) What?

ROSE You’re playing without any feeling. There’s accented notes in every one of those arpeggios.

But you’re gliding over the top without any nuance.

BETTY Come to think of it, she might be right FINN (TO BETTY) Sorry, can I have a bit of space here...?

Betty steps away. Rose comes over to the piano and turns the pages of Finn’s music.

ROSE Try something slower. Number Three

54.

Finn plays the opening bars of Chopin’s Etude No 3.

He barely gets a few notes out before Rose interrupts, pointing to the music.

ROSE “Lento ma non troppo”. You’re letting it drag sweetheart.

Finn starts Etude No 3 again ROSE Okay, you’ve got three voices there. Right hand melody...

Finn plays the right hand melody ROSE Left hand accompanies...

Finn plays the left hand Rose points to the music score.

ROSE But can you see that semi-quaver passage? It’s like a third voice. It should sit between the melody and the bass Finn plays this.

ROSE Now try layering the melody back on top...

Finn tries this. He gets barely a few notes out before Rose cuts him off.

ROSE You’re dragging again...

This is the final straw. Finn closes his sheet music book and starts to get up. (Betty steals the book...)

ROSE Really? You hit something hard and just walk away?

FINN I just need a break.

55.

ROSE No, you need a kick in the bum. Look, you’ve got talent. You’re not as good as you think you are - but you could be.

Rose taps the side of the piano.

ROSE What I’d do to hear a concert grand again.

FINN There’s recitals every week at Uni. ROSE And how would I get there?

FINN Oh. Yeah...

ROSE Keep practising. Lento...

Rose starts to leave.

FINN Got it. Oh, Rose - I wanted to tell you. I might have found somewhere to stay. With some people from uni.

ROSE Well done.

FINN It’s just, I don’t have to take it. I could stay on here for a bit ROSE Why would you want to hang around with a bunch of geriatrics?

FINN But, what about you?

ROSE I don’t need help. Get out of this place. If that’s what you want.

FINN (UNSURE) Yeah...

Rose exits. Finn sits and thinks.

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MUSIC 8C: BEFORE STORY A new day forms. Gloria is helping the Residents prepare for an outing (jackets, coats etc.)

GLORIA Come on everyone, the bus leaves in five minutes LESLEY I’m ready to go now!

Doug notices Lesley is dressed for the occasion.

DOUG Phoaarrrr...! (CATCHING HIMSELF) I mean, doesn’t Lesley look lovely everyone?

Mrs MacIntyre enters MRS MACINTYRE You wanted to see me?

RUBY Yes. We just had a call from some reporter Ruby takes a piece of paper out of her pocket.

RUBY They want to do a story on us. (READING FROM PAPER) Our “student accommodation scheme” MRS MACINTYRE (ALARMED) What?

DOUG We’re gonna be on telly!

MRS MACINTYRE No one is going to “be on telly”! I do not want a news crew anywhere near this place!

(CATCHING HERSELF) I mean, there’s our residents’ privacy to consider. Call them back.

Mrs MacIntyre exits.

57.

GLORIA Alright, we should get moving. Has everyone got something warm? Doug, it’s a little chilly outside DOUG Oh, we’re not toddlers GLORIA Has everyone been to the toilet?

DOUG Actually, that’s a good point.

Doug, Roland, Rose and Betty make a move towards the bathroom. Trev enters TREV Um, I’m afraid there’s been some bad news. The bus won’t start.

ALL RESIDENTS What?/No/You’re kidding/not again (etc.)

TREV However, on the plus side...

GLORIA What?

TREV I was hoping you’d have something...?

ROLAND We were promised an excursion.

LESLEY To the art gallery RUBY We’re really sorry Lesley.

GLORIA But you know what? We can create our own art here. Everyone - it’s Crafternoons time!

DOUG Oh, not Crafternoons?!

58.

A disdainful silence from the residents GLORIA Why don’t we all grab some scissors?

ROSE I wouldn’t be handing out weapons GLORIA Look, I know you’re disappointed, but we just have to make the best of it.

ROSE Yes, yes, you’re right.

GLORIA Who else feels like joining in? Betty? Lesley?

LESLEY No GLORIA Roland? How about you Doug?

Doug moves to assist.

DOUG I’ll give you a hand Doug stumbles - and knocks over a tray of cups (or similar). Gloria and Lesley move to assist him FINN (ANNOYED) Oh for god’s sake!

RUBY (BOTH BARRELS) What gives you the right!

FINN He shouldn’t be lifting (stuff like that) RUBY “He”? His name’s Doug. Doug had a stroke last year. That’s why he’s sometimes a bit unsteady.

59.

FINN Well how was I supposed to know that?

RUBY By taking the time to find out. Instead of just walking past these people like they don’t exist. Everyone here is dealing with something. That gap between who they are and who they used to be. You’ve just got to take the time to listen.

Ruby bends to clean up the mess. Chastened, Finn goes over to Doug.

FINN Sorry about that Doug.

DOUG Nah, you’re right. I’m a clumsy old fool. Son, do you know the hardest thing about being in this place?

FINN Crafternoons?

DOUG (CLOCKING JOKE) No one needs you.

MUSIC 9: THE STORY OF MY LIFE DOUG I USED TO BE THE BLOKE WHO COULD FIX ANYTHING IF A CAR WOULDN’T GO OR YOU HAD A DOOR HANGING LOW I WAS THE FELLA THEY’D RING. I COULD UN-BLOCK A DRAIN, MEND A MOWER, FIX A FAN LEAKING PIPE? I WAS YOUR MAN. ALWAYS GOOD WITH MY... HANDS DOUG That’s how I met Nancy. Her folks’ washing machine packed up. Fixed it in half an hour.

But pretended it needed more work. Kept coming back for a week. She had a smile that could light up a room.

DOUG WE GOT MARRIED, FOUR KIDS RAISED ‘EM WELL BUILT A HOUSE, BUILT A HOME, LIFE WAS GOOD THE DAYS WERE LONG, BUT YOU’D WAKE UP NEEDED. JUST ASK FOR DOUG - AND I’D DO WHAT I COULD

60.

DOUG Not much I couldn’t turn me hand to. Then Nancy got sick. I couldn’t fix that. Fuckin’ useless. All I could do was rub her back. Until the end. When even that was no longer needed. Kids have got their own lives - don’t see so much of them any more.

DOUG LOOK AT ME NOW SHUFFLING AROUND THIS PLACE A DODDERY WASTE OF SPACE ALL AHHHHHH...

DOUG GUESS THAT’S JUST THE STORY OF MY LIFE GLORIA Doug, you are not a waste of space.

LESLEY And there’s plenty of people here who need you round.

FINN What about you Rose? You used to be a teacher right?

ROSE St Loyola. Number one in the state. For teen pregnancies.

ROSE I TAUGHT MUSIC AND FRENCH, THE GIRLS CALLED ME “MADEMOISELLE” WEEKDAYS WE’D GO TO MASS, WEEKENDS, WELL, I’D GO TO HELL NOW I’VE TRAVELLED ALL OVER THE WORLD FELT LIKE THERE WAS SO MUCH TO SEE. I NEVER MARRIED. THEY’D SAY “YOU DIDN’T FIND THE RIGHT ONE” I SAY “THEY NEVER FOUND ME” BUT WHO HAS TIME FOR REGRETS? I’VE GOT ALL THAT I NEED. GIVE ME WHISKEY AND CIGARETTES AND IF YOU’RE GOING DOWNHILL - LET IT BE AT FULL SPEED. ALL AHHHHHH...

ROSE I GUESS THAT’S JUST THE STORY OF MY LIFE

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Lesley sings.

LESLEY AT ART SCHOOL YOU START WITH STILL LIFE DRAWING BOWLS OF FRUIT, JUGS OF WINE, A LOAF OF BREAD BUT I FOUND DOING FOODS KIND OF BORING SO I MOVED ONTO NUDES INSTEAD IT WAS IN SPAIN WHERE I FIRST MET ANDRE HE WAS A SCULPTOR, I WAS HIS MUSE WHICH WE ALL KNOW IS JUST A FANCY WORD FOR SOMEONE AN ARTIST SCRE… Gloria cuts her off.

GLORIA Thank-you Lesley!

BETTY THE LIFE I LEFT IS WASHED AWAY LIKE FOOTPRINTS ON A BEACH THE LAND I LEFT - I SEE IT NOW SO CLOSE. SO OUT OF REACH I FORGET MORE THAN I CAN REMEMBER I TRY TO REMEMBER IT ALL BUT THE DAYS GO BY EVER SO SLOWLY WHEN YOU’RE WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO CALL ALL AHHH...

BETTY I GUESS THAT’S JUST THE STORY OF MY...

Roland sings ROLAND MY LIFE HAS BEEN A CAVALCADE OF PREMIERES, THEATRES PLAYED CURTAIN CALL I’D TAKE IT FOURTH WALL I’D BREAK IT AND IF THE REVIEWS WERE BITING WE’D JUST BLAME THE LIGHTING AND THEN PAUSE. FOR APPLAUSE NOW WHAT DO I CARE?

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IF I NO LONGER STAND IN THE SPOTLIGHT’S GLARE? AT LEAST I CAN SAY I WAS THERE DOUG I was there LESLEY I was there ROSE I was there BETTY I was there ALL I GUESS THAT’S JUST THE STORY I GUESS THAT’S JUST THE STORY LESLEY WHEN DID I START ACTING MY AGE? DOUG BUILT A HOUSE, BUILT A HOME ROLAND LET ME TAKE THAT CURTAIN CALL DOUG SHE HAD A SMILE THAT COULD LIGHT UP THE ROOM ROSE I WANT TO GROW OLD DISGRACEFULLY ROLAND AT LEAST I CAN SAY I WAS THERE BETTY WHEN YOU’RE WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO CALL ALL THAT’S THE STORY BEHIND THESE EYES AND MOTTLED SKIN THERE’S A LIFETIME BOTTLED IN THESE ARE OUR MEMORIES, THE PROOF OF US MAKING UP THE TRUTH OF US I GUESS THAT’S JUST THE STORY

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I GUESS THAT’S JUST THE STORY I GUESS THAT’S JUST THE STORY I GUESS THAT’S JUST THE STORY I GUESS THAT’S JUST THE STORY OF MY LIFE MUSIC 9A: AFTER STORY A P.A. announcement is made.

P.A. Attention all residents. Today’s Meditation and Mindfulness Group is now meeting in the main lounge area Gloria is conducting a therapy session with Doug, Lesley, Betty and Roland. Trev is nearby mopping the floor GLORIA Alright, is everyone comfortable? We’ll just start with some gentle breathing exercises.

Let’s all close our eyes...

The Residents close their eyes. Trev walks into a table (or similar) GLORIA Not you Trev.

TREV Sorry.

GLORIA Relax the shoulders, feel the stress leaving your body. Nice deep breaths. In through the nose. Out through the mouth. And in again. And...

They are interrupted by Doug snoring GLORIA (GENTLY) Doug?

LESLEY (GENTLY) Doug?

BETTY (LOUD AND INTO HIS EAR) Doug!

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DOUG (WAKING WITH A START) Ah! What happened?

LESLEY You were snoring.

DOUG She said “nice deep breaths” GLORIA Okay, now that we’re all relaxed… (let’s) ROLAND Speak for yourself GLORIA Let’s all share some thoughts or reflections. How are we all feeling today?

BETTY Older. Slower GLORIA There’s no doubt aging has its challenges.

ROLAND But it sure beats the alternative.

LESLEY You know the funny thing about getting old? You don’t really notice it happening.

General agreement from the other residents BETTY One day you wake up with a few new aches and pains.

DOUG You can’t do half the things you used to ROLAND You start repeating yourself LESLEY It’s a struggle to just get out of bed ROLAND You start repeating yourself.

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DOUG But it isn’t all bad. You learn to not take anything for granted LESLEY Or anyone.

BETTY You stop trying to be someone you’re not. And just accept who you are.

Ruby enters and speaks to Gloria RUBY Have you seen Rose?

GLORIA No...

RUBY She’s not in her room and not in the dining room. I think she’s missing.

MRS MACINTYRE (ALARMED) Who’s missing?

RUBY Rose.

MRS MACINTYRE What? We’ve got the inspection this week. She can't do this to me, the old bag.

DOUG She’s not “missing” - she’s gone out.

GLORIA Sorry Doug?

DOUG For an adventure MRS MACINTYRE What sort of “adventure”?

MUSIC 9B: WHEELCHAIR BIKE ENTERS On cue Finn enters - riding a modified tandem bike (a wheelchair attached to the front of a bicycle) with Rose up front

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RUBY Rose! Where have you been?

ROSE Out. With Finn. He took me to a recital at the university.

MRS MACINTYRE What?

ROSE Big buildings you learn things there MRS MACINTYRE But (INDICATING BIKE) on this contraption? Is it even roadworthy?

FINN Doug?

Doug holds up a wrench DOUG I was a bit worried by about that axle.

FINN (THUMBS UP) You did a great job.

Finn and Doug exchange a “high-5” (badly). Mrs MacIntyre leads Rose away MRS MACINTYRE Come on, let’s get you back to your room. Have you had your blue pill today, dearie?

ROSE No dearie, I don’t like those blue pills. They make me foggy.

MRS MACINTYRE You heard what Doctor Patrick said. Now let’s be a good girl...

ROSE (AS SHE IS TAKEN AWAY) Thank you Finn.

FINN No worries.

ROSE (TO MRS MACINTYRE) Furball

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MRS MACINTYRE I heard that!

Finn turns to Ruby.

FINN Alright, give it to me.

RUBY (NOT REALLY ANGRY) You should have asked.

FINN Rose really wanted to get out.

RUBY (CONCEDING) She did look pretty happy FINN After the concert we sat in the park and shared a (MIMING A CIGARETTE) RUBY Finn!

FINN Nothing caught fire! She loved it. (BEAT) I loved it.

Finn and Ruby share a look. Sal approaches.

RUBY How’s it going Sal? Come and have a seat...

FINN Does he ever say anything?

RUBY Used to. When his wife would visit. But after she... (you know) FINN Died?

RUBY Passed away he rarely speaks. He really needs one-on-one care. Stimulation. But we don’t have the time. Besides, (LOOKING ROUND) she prefers to keep him medicated.

FINN Why?

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RUBY So he can be classified as “extra-needs” - and billed at higher rates.

Ruby’s pager goes off.

RUBY That’s me Ruby indicates the tin that Sal is holding..

RUBY His photos. Sal likes to go through them. Would you have time to...?

FINN Sure.

Ruby exits. Finn takes the album and sits next to Salvatore FINN (TO SAL) Alright, let’s take a look. Where are we here Sal? No response from Salvatore FINN Looks like... someone’s backyard. You’re cooking up a feast.

Still nothing from Salvatore.

FINN You had a bit more hair back then. Seems like you were a bit of a ladies’ man. Got the babes around.

Finn turns the page to another photo FINN What are you holding here? What’s this instrument?

MUSIC 9C: SAL’S PHOTO ALBUM Finn holds the photo up for Salvatore. No response. Finn gets his phone out and takes a photo of the photo.

Mrs MacIntyre makes an announcement

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MRS MACINTYRE (P.A.) Attention residents, due to unforeseen circumstances there will be no Beauty Therapist on duty this week.

General disappointment from Rose, Lesley and Betty MRS MACINTYRE Oh, what are they going to achieve anyway? (CATCHING HERSELF) For those seeking a more “youthful” appearance - we’ll be lowering the lights.

The lights are lowered. Ruby is doing make up on Lesley LESLEY Thanks for stepping in Ruby.

RUBY I’m sort of going for a smokey eye look Lesley.

LESLEY I’m in your hands.

ROLAND I used to always insist on my own hair and make-up artist. You can’t take chances with novices.

RUBY I’m doing my best Roland.

Ruby holds up a mirror for Lesley to see.

RUBY What do you think?

LESLEY I’m thinking “I used to have skin as smooth as yours” DOUG I wouldn’t be so hard on yourself Lesley. Ruby’s a baby.

RUBY I’m twenty three ROSE Jesus. I’ve got a hip replacement older than that

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Lesley turns to Doug who is passing through LESLEY What do you think?

Doug struggles to speak.

DOUG I, I, I, I, you, you, you, you LESLEY Care to give me an adjective?

DOUG Wow. Doug exits LESLEY I’ll take that as a compliment FINN I think he likes you.

LESLEY Perhaps.

FINN Well what about you?

LESLEY I don’t know. We come from such different backgrounds. I asked him the other day what he thought of Caravaggio. He said he’d “never tasted it”. But...

RUBY “But” what?

LESLEY I do have feelings for him. It’s hard to explain ROSE You see, this is where we could do with wine MRS MACINTYRE (P.A.) Attention All Staff. Code Red, repeat Code Red There is a bustle of activity from Staff and Residents.

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FINN What’s a “Code Red”?

Mrs Mac enters in a flap.

MRS MACINTYRE The Inspector’s here, you know the drill, look caring - no one speaks unless spoken to.

Mrs MacIntyre turn to the Residents MRS MACINTYRE Let me see some smiles…

The Residents manage a very unconvincing smile.

MRS MACINTYRE I said “smiles”!

The Residents manage a slightly more convincing smile. The INSPECTOR enters INSPECTOR Mrs MacIntyre.

MRS MACINTYRE Inspector - delighted to see you again!

The Inspector removes their coat. (It is immediately stolen by Betty.) The Inspector consults their clipboard.

INSPECTOR Alright then, shall we...?

MUSIC 10: HERE AT PINE GROVE MRS MACINTYRE I’m sure you’ll find everything to your complete satisfaction...

MRS MACINTYRE TAKE A LOOK AROUND WE JUST KNOW YOU’LL BE IMPRESSED GO ANYWHERE YOU CARE MRS MACINTYRE (GUIDING INSPECTOR AWAY) Not there...

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STAFF PUT OUR STANDARDS TO THE TEST MRS MACINTYRE YOU WON’T FIND A FINER FACILITY CARING FOR THEM IS OUR PLEASURE STAFF PLEASURE MRS MACINTYRE AREN’T THE ELDERLY SUCH A TREASURE? MRS MACINTYRE Make sure they’ve all got their teeth in MRS MACINTYRE & STAFF YES PINE GROVE, IS THE PLACE TO BE Mrs MacIntyre indicates for the Inspector to follow her on the tour.

MRS MACINTYRE OUR ROOMS ARE BRIGHT AND SPACIOUS AND THE MEALS ALL FRESHLY MADE WE STEAM-CLEAN THE CARPETS DAILY STAFF EVERY COCKROACH HAS BEEN SPRAYED MRS MACINTYRE Shut up!

Mrs MacIntyre squashes a cockroach behind the Inspector’s back.

MRS MACINTYRE THEY LOVE IT HERE WHY JUST YOU LOOK AND SEE STAFF WE’RE SO GLAD TO HAVE THEM ALL STAYING MRS MACINTYRE Yes! STAFF WHY WE SHOULD BE THE ONES WHO ARE PAYING

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MRS MACINTYRE Not literally STAFF PINE GROVE PINE GROVE, PINE GROVE IS THE PLACE TO BE MRS MACINTYRE BUT DON’T JUST TAKE MY WORD, ASK ANYONE YOU SEE MRS MACINTYRE (GUIDING INSPECTOR AWAY) Not her MRS MACINTYRE IT’S SENIOR’S LIFESTYLE LIVING IN FIVE-STAR LUXURY Mrs MacIntyre gestures to where Chef is collecting a plate from Doug MRS MACINTYRE Why look, another gourmet meal being enjoyed by our residents CHEF You not gonna finish this?

DOUG Just a little too much garlic CHEF What’s wrong with garlic?

DOUG This is dessert MRS MACINTYRE Bon appetit!

STAFF JUST PRESS THE BUTTON WE’LL COME RUNNING WHEN YOU CALL ALL LIVING IS ASSISTED HERE MRS MACINTYRE ASK ANYONE WHO’S AGISTED HERE

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STAFF EVERYTHING FOR ONE LOW MONTHLY FEE MRS MACINTYRE “Fair use” policy applies STAFF THEIR HAPPINESS IS OUR GUARANTEE MRS MACINTYRE That’s not contractual...

STAFF PINE GROVE, PINE GROVE, PINE GROVE MRS MACINTYRE AND AGAIN NOW...

STAFF PINE GROVE, PINE GROVE PINE GROVE - IS THE PLACE TO BE The Inspector looks it his clipboard INSPECTOR Well, everything seems to be in order. So, unless there are any complaints?

Rose stands.

ROSE I’ve got one. We haven’t been outside this place in three months INSPECTOR (SHOCKED) What?

MRS MACINTYRE (SHOCKED) What?

INSPECTOR

(TO MRS MACINTYRE) Is this true?

MRS MACINTYRE Of course not! She’s a little “confused”. We offer an extensive program of inmate act, er, resident activities don’t we? Come on...

MRS MACINTYRE YES PINE GROVE IS THE PLACE TO... (BE)

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INSPECTOR But this resident says...

ROSE And I’m not the only one saying it.

Rose turns to her fellow residents ROSE Tell him what’s going on here...

The other residents are clearly too frightened to speak up.

MRS MACINTYRE Oh dear. Looks like we’re having another one of our “turns”. And if they get any worse we may have to be... confined to our room.

Mrs MacIntyre and Rose stare at each other in an obvious ‘stand-off’ INSPECTOR Does anyone else have a complaint?

A pause. The other Residents are too frightened to say anything.

DOUG Just the “garlic” thing...

INSPECTOR Very well then. I guess I’ll see you in 12 months Mrs MacIntyre escorts the Inspector out.

She looks menacingly at Rose MRS MACINTYRE YES PINE GROVE - IS THE PLACE TO BE Mrs MacIntyre steps towards Rose in a threatening manner MRS MACINTYRE Now you listen here. I’ve had just about enough of your trouble-making.

ROSE I know my rights

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MRS MACINTYRE You gave up your “rights” when you walked through my door. You swapped freedom and choice for safety. Now, if you’ll all excuse me, I need to let the board know the wonderful news ROSE You’re resigning?

MRS MACINTYRE That we’ve successfully passed another inspection. How about three cheers for Pine Grove? Hip hip…?

Silence from all.

MRS MACINTYRE We’ll do it later Mrs MacIntyre exits GLORIA Well, that was quite a morning! Who’s for a nice game of bingo?

Zero interest from the Residents LESLEY Rose was right. We need to get outside GLORIA I know you do Lesley. We’re still waiting on the bus to be repaired DOUG Probably just needs a new set of plugs. We could... (LOOKS AT FINN) DOUG & FINN ...jump start it!

RUBY What do you mean Doug?

DOUG The bus, it’s parked on a slope. All we’ve got to do is release the hand-brake, put the motor in gear - and you’re good to go. Then we do the same thing on the way home. You with me?

ROLAND I understood “bus”

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RUBY Maybe we try it?

GLORIA What are you on about? Mrs Mac will never let us RUBY She doesn’t have to know. She’ll be gone for the next few hours.

GLORIA But where are we going to get the keys?

Ruby turns to Betty RUBY Betty?

Betty holds up a set of keys BETTY Who wants to drive?

General excitement from the Residents as they start to get up.

MUSIC 10A: INTO THE PARK A park. The Residents and Staff are on benches & deck chairs, enjoying the sun.

Lesley is painting with an easel.

LESLEY Hold still everyone.

DOUG I’m happy to “hold still” here all day.

GLORIA Have you all got sunscreen? Pass it along.

The sunscreen is passed along - until it reaches Betty (who pockets the bottle) ROSE How good is it, just to feel sun on your face?

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ROLAND “On the green of the hill, we shall drink our fill, of golden sunshine” DOUG Seriously, I never understand half the things you say ROLAND Vulgarian DOUG Add that one to the list.

RUBY I’m just going to get some sunscreen.

Ruby heads off. Doug speaks to Finn DOUG She’s a good kid FINN (LOST IN THOUGHT) Yeah...

DOUG You don’t agree?

FINN What? No! I mean, she’s... We sort of got off on the wrong foot. I wish I could start over again DOUG Then you should tell her that FINN You mean... speak to her?

Doug nods. Finn walks over to Ruby.

FINN This was such a great idea. Getting them out RUBY I feel bad it’s taken so long FINN It’s not your fault. Seriously, I don’t know how you do it. The way you look out for everyone.

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RUBY It’s my job. To care for them FINN No, you care about them. You and Gloria should be running this place RUBY Not likely. I don’t have any real qualifications. I have thought about going to uni FINN Sounds like a plan RUBY But I keep putting it off. Story of my life.

FINN Doesn’t have to be A beat.

FINN Look, I just want to say sorry. For the way I’ve behaved. You were right to call me out RUBY I can be a little judgey FINN And I can be a little... shit. So, we’re good?

RUBY Good enough. So what about you? What are your plans?

FINN To be honest, I used to think I’d become a concert pianist. Tour the world. But that dream has sort of...

RUBY Died?

FINN Passed away. Guess I’ll have to figure something else out.

RUBY Can I ask you something? Why did you stay?

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FINN How do you mean?

RUBY Rose told me you found somewhere else FINN Oh yeah, it was a share-house, living with some people from uni.

RUBY But you didn’t take it?

FINN I guess I prefer living with friends.

Gloria breaks the moment.

GLORIA Hey! Who feels like getting an ice-cream?

General enthusiasm from all (except Sal) as they get up. Rose struggles to stand RUBY Rose - are you okay?

ROSE I’m fine. Just a little short of breath.

RUBY If you need us to get you home...?

ROSE I’m perfectly content here FINN (TO RUBY) How ‘bout I stay back with Rose and Sal? RUBY Shall I bring you one back? Rum and Raisin?

ROSE (You can) skip the raisin.

Everyone heads off to get an ice-cream, leaving Finn, Rose and Salvatore.

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ROSE You wouldn’t happen to have a cigarette?

FINN Rose!

ROSE Just asking!

Finn reaches into his backpack and steps over to where Salvatore is sitting.

FINN Although, that reminds me, I do have this. I’ve been meaning to show it to you Sal. Finn takes a bandoneon out of his bag.

FINN It’s sort of like that instrument you were holding in your photo. Borrowed it from uni.

Gotta take it back in a couple of days but I thought you might, you know…

Finn places the bandoneon on Salvatore' lap. Nothing happens.

FINN I suppose you can’t really… play it any more, hey?

Finn takes the bandoneon and studies the photo of Salvatore holding the instrument.

FINN Not even sure of the fingering…

Finn produces a note/chord. Unseen by Finn, Salvatore sits bolt upright at the familiar sound of the bandoneon.

As Finn continues to tentatively play the instrument Salvatore stands and walks over to Finn, standing directly behind him.

FINN It’s sort of like a piano accordion but the keys are weird.

Finn realizes that Salvatore is mesmerized by the instrument. His shock turns to excitement.

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MUSIC 11: SALVATORE’S SONG Finn plays another chord on the bandoneon.

Salvatore sings a melody matching the chord SALVATORE OH-OH-OH Finn plays another chord. Salvatore matches it.

SALVATORE OH-OH-OH Betty joins in, tentatively BETTY OH-OH-OH ALL RESIDENTS OH-OH-OH OH-OH-OH OH-OH-OH They are joyous and energized. Until... Mrs MacIntyre enters.

MRS MACINTYRE What are you doing?

DOUG OH-OH...oh shit MRS MACINTYRE Thought we’d have a little “picnic in the park” did we? (INDICATING SALVATORE) Thank god we had this one fitted with a tracking device GLORIA Mrs MacIntyre I can (explain) FINN It was Salvatore. He started singing!

(They all join in: “it was amazing/you should have heard him...”)

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MRS MACINTYRE That’s enough! Everyone. Back on the bus. (TO FINN & ROSE) The pair of you have been nothing but trouble since you arrived. (TO RUBY AND GLORIA) As for you two consider this a first warning. You’re officially on probation.

During this tirade and the following exchange the “outdoor” colour drains as we are transported back to Pine Grove.

GLORIA We were just trying to look after the residents MRS MACINTYRE By stealing a bus?

GLORIA By showing them some kindness. Ever since you arrived there’s been nothing but cut-backs and cruelty.

MRS MACINTYRE Are you quite finished?

GLORIA People are dying here, not just because they’re old, but because we don’t have time to give them the care they deserve.

MRS MACINTYRE (Well you listen to me.) When I took over this place from those nuns it was a financial basket case. So the Board asked for some changes. A few small cuts. Thanks to my efforts, Pine Grove keeps its doors open.

GLORIA And you take home a monthly bonus.

MRS MACINTYRE You want to go back to the Little Sisters of Perpetual Bankruptcy...?

GLORIA No, I want to go back to caring for people. And we can still do that, if we manage our funds.

MRS MACINTYRE I’m sorry, but I refuse to take financial advice from a... glorified cleaner Gloria is visibly stung. Mrs MacIntyre turns to the others

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MRS MACINTYRE Effective immediately, all group Lifestyle and Leisure activities are suspended. Dinner moves to 3.30, residents in bed by six. And that bus? It’s permanently impounded.

Mrs MacIntyre exits. Everyone is disconsolate.

DOUG Well, it was good while it lasted FINN No. No! Just because we hit something hard, let’s not walk away LESLEY You heard her. We can’t do anything.

ROSE Yes we can. We can make our own entertainment. Here. What about a choir?

FINN You want to start a choir?

ROSE No, I want you to start one. Music is a gift. And gifts are meant to be shared LESLEY She won’t let us do that ROSE “She” doesn’t have to know.

MUSIC 11A: BEFORE CHOIR 1 Hard transition to the choir rehearsal. Finn is coaching the choir members.

FINN Okay, let’s start by working out who can sing what.

Finn steps over to the piano.

FINN Let me hear some higher voices? Altos, sopranos...

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MUSIC 12: CHOIR REHEARSAL 1 Finn plays a note/chord. Rose, Lesley, Betty Ruby and Gloria attempt to sing it.

FEMALE CHOIR MEMBERS AH...

They sound okay - but Betty is particularly shrill.

FINN Okay... (DIPLOMATIC) Betty, I wonder if you might try a little more pianissimo?

BETTY What’s that mean?

DOUG (PRETEND COUGHING) Stop singing FINN No! It’s great, we’re just looking for a “blend”. Like we had in the park. Let’s try the other end. Baritones. Tenors...

Finn plays another note/chord. Doug, Roland and Salvatore attempt to sing it.

MALE CHOIR MEMBERS AH...

FINN Pretty good. Roland, I think you’ve got a bit more to give?

ROLAND Perhaps. It’s just that I don’t usually perform with dilettantes DOUG (ANGRY) Who you calling “dilettantes”? (TO GLORIA) And what does it mean?

FINN We just need to fine tune a few things. Let’s start with some simple exercises.

Finn sings FINN GO GET A BEER FROM THE FRIDGE

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The Choir echoes.

CHOIR GO GET A BEER FROM THE FRIDGE FINN Don’t stop before you reach the fridge.

Finn sings.

FINN BRING ME SOME WEED AND A BONG The Choir echoes.

CHOIR BRING ME SOME WEED AND A BONG FINN Alright...!

Finn sings.

FINN STOP OR I’M CALLING THE COPS...

The Choir echoes.

CHOIR STOP OR I’M CALLING THE COPS...

Mrs MacIntyre enters, not looking happy.

The Residents hastily resume their seats MRS MACINTYRE What’s going on in here?

RUBY Nothing!

MRS MACINTYRE I distinctly heard singing GLORIA Oh, it might have been the television...

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Gloria presses the remote control. We hear a short burst of the opening TVC (”If you have a loved one in your life”). Gloria turns it off.

MRS MACINTYRE Very well then. But keep it down. We don’t want to over-stimulate them Mrs MacIntyre exits. Finn turns back to the choir, speaking under his breath FINN Christ what a joyless old cow The choir echo back in 4 part harmony.

CHOIR CHRIST WHAT A JOYLESS OLD COW Finn is forced to stop them before Mrs McIntyre hears.

FINN Sssh! No!!!

MUSIC 12A: CHOPIN #2 Night. Finn is at the piano in the dining hall.

Rose is coaching him. (Chopin Etude 3) She interrupts right at the climax of the piece ROSE Remember, this next section should be one long phrase. But each phrase only makes sense if it carries the memory of the one before it.

Finn plays the final section of the Etude. It ends. Rose looks satisfied.

ROSE Beautiful FINN Thanks. Rose? Hey, What if my dad was right? About music being a shitty career choice ROSE You really believe that?

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FINN I’m never gonna be a concert pianist ROSE Probably not.

Finn is slightly taken a-back. A beat.

FINN The other day in the park, with Sal. When we got him singing. That meant so much more than… passing some exam ROSE What did I say about music?

FINN It’s a gift.

ROSE And what do you do with gifts...?

Finn nods his understanding FINN What about you Rose? Are you…still planning to get out of here?

ROSE It’s no longer top of my “To Do” list Rose exits. Finn returns to playing the final moments of the Chopin piece. A new day forms as the Residents gather round the piano for choir rehearsal. Finn concludes the Chopin and starts to conduct them MUSIC 13: CHOIR REHEARSAL 2 FINN Okay, altos, sopranos…

Finn plays a note. Rose, Lesley, Betty, Ruby & Gloria sing ROSE, LESLEY, BETTY, RUBY & GLORIA OH-OH-OH

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FINN Baritones, tenors...

Finn plays a note. Doug, Roland and Salvatore sing DOUG, ROLAND & SALVATORE OH-OH-OH. FINN Let’s bring it altogether Finn plays the several chords. Everyone joins in.

RESIDENTS & STAFF OH-OH-OH It sounds great. Everyone applauds, exuberant with how they are sounding.

FINN Not bad for a couple of weeks. Let’s take five everyone...

The choir members relax, sit down.

GLORIA I’ve never seen them so energised.

Betty approaches Finn.

BETTY Finn - I need to ask you. When is the concert?

FINN What “concert”?

BETTY Us. Singing. My son - he would like a ticket FINN (HUMOURING HER) We’ll let you know.

RUBY Betty’s right. We should put on a concert. I mean, all this work - it seems such a pity no one else gets to see it.

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GLORIA We could raise money - fix the bus.

General enthusiasm from all FINN Okay, but how do we convince Mrs Mac? We’re not even supposed to have a choir GLORIA We tell her it’s a chance to promote the home. People in the audience might have elderly relatives.

FINN That could work. But...what do we do for an audience?

RUBY Leave that to me...

MUSIC 13A: NEWS STAB A television news report NEWS ANCHOR We’ve all heard the phrase “singing for your supper”. But for a group of seniors at the Pine Grove Aged Care centre it’s a case of “busking for your bus”. When their only means of transport needed repairs these enterprising oldies decided to take matters into their own hands.

Vox pops with residents LESLEY We’re putting on a concert. It’s going to be wonderful DOUG You’ll be supporting a worthy cause. Us BETTY My son is a TV reporter.

Betty tries stealing the reporter’s microphone.

ROSE Come on down to Pine Grove. Who knows what you’ll discover is going on here...?

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Mrs MacIntyre steps in and holds her hand up to block the camera.

MRS MACINTYRE That’s enough! She’s having a “turn” ROLAND Is this my camera? I’ll need a mid-shot...

GLORIA The concert is open to all - and tickets are just thirty dollars .

Mrs MacIntyre leans into frame MRS MACINTYRE Plus booking fee.

RUBY We hope to see as many people here as possible.

NEWS ANCHOR Good on them.

The TV bulletin ends. Finn turns to Ruby.

FINN How? RUBY I just made a few calls Finn smiles at Ruby. Another moment. Doug and Lesley walk past, hand-in-hand. Mrs MacIntyre watches on, unimpressed.

MRS MACINTYRE Look at them. It’s disgusting.

RUBY It’s beautiful.

MRS MACINTYRE This is a home, not a bordello FINN It’s not “a” home. It’s their home. Our home.

92.

MRS MACINTYRE (STILL DISTRACTED) We need to put something in their tea. Next stop “Viagra Falls”.

Gloria approaches.

GLORIA Ruby? It’s Rose...

MUSIC 13B: INTO ROSE’S ROOM Rose is in her room, seated in a chair and looking frail. Ruby and Finn enter RUBY (CONCERNED) Rose?

ROSE I’m fine. I’m fine. Wish everyone would just stop your fussing.

Gloria offers Rose a pill and a cup of water GLORIA Here you go.

Rose shakes her head, refusing to take the cup ROSE I’m done with those pills.

GLORIA But Rose...

ROSE Enough Finn takes a seat next to Rose FINN So. How are you doing?

ROSE Thank you for asking. I’m tired, if you want to know the truth. Tired of turning into the person I never wanted to be. Tired of being stuck in here, of losing control.

Ruby takes Rose’s hand.

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ROSE I’m done with climbing. It’s all downhill.

Rose starts to cough. Gloria turns to Ruby GLORIA Can you grab me that blanket? (TO ROSE) Just relax. Close your eyes. I’m right here. We all are.

FINN (TO GLORIA) Is there anything we can do?

GLORIA You’re doing it. You’re here.

MUSIC 14: BEING THERE WITH YOU Gloria sings GLORIA WHEN THE DAY FALLS SHORT AND THE SHADOWS GROW FIND THE STRENGTH TO STAY AND THE COURAGE TO LET GO SO THE NIGHT IS LONG LET ME BE YOUR SUN TO SHINE ON ALL YOU DID AND LEFT UNDONE I’LL WIPE YOUR TEARS THE HAIR FROM YOUR FACE HOLD YOU BLESSED AND BROKEN SO YOU FIND SOME TIME TO GIVE YOU LOSE A LITTLE SOMETHING TOO BUT I KNOW FOR SURE, THAT I’M BETTER FOR JUST BEING THERE WITH YOU Rose is in bed, asleep. Finn sits by the bed.

Rose opens her eyes FINN Morning.

ROSE How long have you been there?

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FINN A while.

ROSE Surely you have better things to do.

FINN Not really.

ROSE Give me your hands Finn places his hands in Rose’s.

ROSE You make sure to keep practicing FINN (CONCERNED) Rose…

ROSE You’re not as good as you think you are, but..

FINN It’s going to be fine ROSE But...?

ROSE You could be

FINN I could be GLORIA

MY HAND IN YOURS YOUR PATH IS LINED WITH ALL YOU LOVE AND LEAVE BEHIND SO YOU FIND SOME TIME TO GIVE YOU LOSE A LITTLE SOMETHING TOO BUT I KNOW FOR SURE, THAT I’M BETTER FOR JUST BEING THERE WITH YOU WHEN DAY AND NIGHT TURN TO ONE AND YOU HAVEN’T GOT A PRAYER LET ME STAND BY YOU, I’LL SEE THIS THROUGH YOU KNOW THAT I’LL BE THERE

95.

Transition. Ruby is now seated by Rose’s bed. Finn enters.

FINN How’s she doing?

Ruby shakes her head. Finn takes a seat next to Ruby.

FINN Aren’t you off-duty?

RUBY I might just stay on a bit. Couldn’t bear the thought of her being alone.

FINN How do you ever get used to this?

RUBY My grandparents, they lived at home with us. We were all with them - until the end. I think everyone deserves that.

FINN When my Mum was dying, she was in hospital, they said I was too young to go in. I never got to be there. (BEAT) I want to be here now.

RUBY I think Rose would like that.

FINN You know what she’d say to us?

RUBY & FINN “I don’t need help” Rose stirs, mumbles. Finn leans in close FINN Rose? It’s Finn.

ROSE (FAINTLY) Looks like I’m finally getting out of here The Residents & Staff gather for a memorial service.

96.

LESLEY THERE WERE VERY FEW TRACES OF LADYLIKE GRACES DOUG SHE NEVER QUITE SAW THE NEED BETTY SHE FLAUNTED RULES GLADLY ROLAND SUFFERED FOOLS BADLY RESIDENTS AND FOLLOWED NOBODY’S LEAD RESIDENTS, GLORIA, FINN & RUBY SO YOU FIND SOME TIME TO GIVE YOU LOSE A LITTLE SOMETHING TOO BUT I KNOW FOR SURE, THAT I’M BETTER FOR BEING THERE WITH YOU WHEN DAY AND NIGHT TURN TO ONE AND YOU HAVEN’T GOT A PRAYER LET ME STAND BY YOU, LET ME SEE THIS THROUGH YOU KNOW THAT I’LL BE THERE GLORIA WHEN THE NIGHT - FALLS SOFT AND THE SHADOWS GROW FIND THE STRENGTH TO STAY AND LET GO. A P.A. announcement is made.

MRS MACINTYRE (P.A.) Good morning visitors, and welcome to Pine Grove. Our concert is due to commence shortly. Of course, this residents’ choir is just one of the many enriching psycho-social activities I personally ensure is provided here at the facility. As we say in the ad… (SINGS) “If you have a loved one in your life in need of extra care, Pine Grove is the place to be you’ll find a brochure on your chair...”

The Residents and Staff are preparing for their concert.

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LESLEY You’ll never believe it - there must be a hundred people out there!

ROLAND It’s a full house!

The Inspector enters. Roland notices first ROLAND Critic in the house!

GLORIA Why is the Inspector here?

Mrs MacIntyre overhears MRS MACINTYRE (ALARMED) What?

INSPECTOR Mrs MacIntyre...

MRS MACINTYRE (SMARMY) Inspector - what a wonderful surprise!

MRS MACINTYRE (SINGS) PINE GROVE IS THE PLACE TO BE...

INSPECTOR No need for that. I’m afraid we’ve received a complaint. About you MRS MACINTYRE What?

INSPECTOR Some quite detailed and disturbing allegations The Inspector consults his clipboard.

INSPECTOR “Failure to provide lifestyle services”. “Bullying and underpayment of staff”. “Overmedication of residents”.

MRS MACINTYRE Why... that’s outrageous. Who would say such things?

INSPECTOR It was a former resident. I’m not a liberty to reveal their name

98.

RUBY

FINN

Rose.

Rose

MRS MACINTYRE What? That conniving, ungrateful little... (REALIZING) But... she’s no longer alive. So you have no proof!

INSPECTOR On the contrary, we were sent quite a dossier. Drug charts, staff time sheets a detailed set of financial records.

MRS MACINTYRE Those are kept locked in my office, how did anyone get hold of...(them)?

Everyone turns to look at Betty BETTY Rose, she ask me for help.

INSPECTOR Until this matter is fully investigated I’m left with no choice but to have you stood down immediately.

MRS MACINTYRE But you can’t do that! Why, the residents - they love me...

Mrs MacIntyre turns to the Residents for affirmation. There is silence MRS MACINTYRE ... in their own way. Besides, who will run the place?

INSPECTOR I’ve spoken with the owners. This facility will have to be closed.

MRS MACINTYRE (TRIUMPHANT) Ha! INSPECTOR You’re still sacked.

MRS MACINTYRE Oh yeah. Well, just remember.

99.

MUSIC 14A: MRS MAC’S EXIT MRS MACINTYRE (SINGS) EVERYTHING I DID I DID FOR (THEM) INSPECTOR Out! Mrs MacIntyre exits DOUG But, where are we all going to live?

RUBY What if we found someone else to step in?

INSPECTOR As manager? At such short notice?

RUBY How about Gloria?

GLORIA Me? RUBY Yes! She’s been here for eight years, practically runs the place anyway, everyone loves her Enthusiastic agreement from the Residents (”we love Gloria”) INSPECTOR Well, as an interim measure, it seems sensible.

RESIDENTS Hooray!

The Inspector looks at his clipboard.

INSPECTOR Oh, one other thing. Is there a “Finn Bailey” here?

FINN That’s me.

INSPECTOR You’re listed here under some sort of “student residency scheme”? What exactly are your qualifications?

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FINN I’m halfway through a music degree BETTY He’s very good.

INSPECTOR But no aged care training or accreditation? I’m afraid you’ll have to leave too.

RESIDENTS No!/What?/He can’t leave/That’s not fair!

GLORIA What if Finn stayed on - in a different role?

INSPECTOR Such as?

GLORIA Music therapist (TO FINN) Is that okay?

FINN Yeah, I’d love that GLORIA I’d be happy to supervise him RUBY I’d be happy to kick his butt INSPECTOR Alright, let me see what I can do.

The Inspector exits.

GLORIA Okay everyone, come on. We’ve got a concert to perform.

ROLAND (CALLS) Ten minutes to curtain!

Doug looks towards the audience DOUG (NERVOUS) Shit...

ROLAND Are you alright?

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DOUG There’s a lot of people out there...

ROLAND Allow me to share an old actor’s trick...

Roland indicates the audience.

ROLAND Just imagine everyone in the audience out there is naked.

Doug stares at the audience ROLAND How do feel now?

DOUG Still not great.

ROLAND (CALLS) Overture and Beginners!

FINN Gloria. Can you take the warm-up?

GLORIA Of course!

The Residents move into position. Betty approaches Finn BETTY Finn?

FINN What’s up Betty?

BETTY My son....

FINN Yeah?

BETTY He’s not coming to see me. But that’s okay. It’s been so long, I’ve almost forgotten what he looks like. I’m going to imagine he looks like you.

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FINN (TOUCHED) Sure.

Gloria wrangles the choir into position.

GLORIA All together now. And...

MUSIC 15: GROW A LITTLE OLDER Gloria wrangles the choir-members over to one side for rehearsal. They warm-up by humming “Grow A Little Older” RESIDENTS GO GET SOME BEERS FROM THE FRIDGE Finn takes Ruby aside.

RUBY Looks like you picked up a new job.

FINN Yeah, guess so. I might even get paid this time. But, like Rose said, music is a gift, you gotta share it RESIDENTS BRING ME SOME WEED AND A BONG RUBY She also said “get out of your own way” FINN You’re doing that uni course?

RUBY (NODDING) I start next month RESIDENTS STOP OR I’M CALLING THE COPS FINN So I guess we won’t be seeing each other as much?

RUBY Unless, we saw each other somewhere else.

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FINN I know a great park RESIDENTS CHRIST WHAT A JOYLESS OLD COW Gloria approaches GLORIA Looks like we’re ready.

Gloria addresses the (imaginary) audience GLORIA Thank you everyone for coming out this afternoon. It’s been a big year here at Pine Grove.

We’ve all made new friends, and said good-bye to some special ones. But... here we are.

May I present, the Rose Bonetti Memorial Choir.

The Choir starts to sing (oohs & aaahs) FINN I THOUGHT I KNEW ALL THE ANSWERS, ‘TIL YOU PROVED THEM WRONG RUBY THOUGHT I HAD IT ALL WORKED OUT, AND THEN YOU CAME ALONG RUBY & FINN NOW THIS JUST FEELS SO RIGHT RESIDENTS (CHOIR) AHHH...

FINN I mean...

FINN WE WOULDN’T RUBY WE CAN’T FINN WE SHOULDN’T

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RUBY WE AREN’T RUBY & FINN BUT MAYBE…?

DOUG & LESLEY MAYBE...

DOUG FOR THE FIRST TIME I GUESS I’VE FOUND A REASON, TO STICK AROUND LESLEY AND FOR THE FIRST TIME THE PIECES FIT NOW THAT YOU’RE A PART OF IT ROLAND & BETTY & SAL FOR THE FIRST TIME IT’S SO CLEAR WHAT I’M DOING HERE GLORIA AND FOR THE FIRST TIME I KNOW FOR SURE THIS IS WORTH FIGHTING FOR STAFF & RESIDENTS WON’T YOU GROW A LITTLE OLDER NOW WITH ME FIND THE VERY BEST THE BEST THAT’S YET TO BE SO GROW A LITTLE OLDER NOW WITH ME BETTY WE’VE GOT NOTHING FIGURED, NOTHING PLANNED ROLAND BUT IF YOU’RE WILLING TO LEAP LESLEY WHO KNOWS WHERE WE’LL LAND? SALVATORE TAKE THIS CHANCE NOW, SEE WHERE IT MIGHT END FIND OURSELVES A ROAD

105.

STAFF & RESIDENTS AND LEAN INTO LEAN INTO, LEAN INTO...

THE BEND WON’T YOU GROW A LITTLE OLDER (WON’T YOU GROW) NOW WITH ME (NOW WITH ME) FIND THE VERY BEST (THE VERY BEST) THE BEST THAT’S YET TO BE GROW A LITTLE OLDER NOW (GROW A LITTLE OLDER, OLDER NOW) NEWS ANCHOR (PRE RECORDED) And in further local news, the Pine Grove aged care home has a new permanent manager...

A live spot highlighting Gloria.

NEWS ANCHOR This appointment follows the dismissal of the facility’s former proprietor A live spot highlighting Mrs MacIntyre.

NEWS ANCHOR Who has been banned for life from the aged care sector - and is now running a childcare centre Reveal Mrs MacIntyre unhappily holding two young ‘children’ (or a pram) STAFF & RESIDENTS BEYOND THESE FLOORS, BEYOND THIS ROOM THERE’S STILL TIME FOR US TO...

BLOOM! EVERYONE (INCLUDING ROSE) WON’T YOU GROW A LITTLE OLDER NOW WITH ME FIND THE VERY BEST THE BEST THAT’S YET TO BE THROUGH THE LAUGHTER AND THE GRIEVING THROUGH THE COMING AND THE LEAVING ALL THAT’S BEEN AND ALL THAT’S YET TO BE GROW A LITTLE OLDER NOW...

WITH ME MUSIC 16: BOWS/EXIT MUSIC