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letters Cut the budget, but don’t wound education in the process Over the past two years, as we all know, the entire budget/economy has been hit hard. I know that the N.C. budget needs to be cut again this year, but let’s keep it sensible, especially where it affects education.

State spending on education is going down while need is going up. North Carolina is the sixth fastest growing state in the nation, and yet we rank 42nd in per-pupil spending.

So what do we do? Everything in the budget seems to count, and the education piece of the pie gets the biggest chunk at 38 percent. (This is down, compared to 1970 when 52.5 percent of the state general fund was allocated to education.)

Currently, N.C. has a 1 percent sales and corporate tax. You might not be aware of it, as it is estimated to cost the average N.C. family approximately $9 a year. The penny-on-the-dollar tax was enacted as a temporary measure to close the rising gaps in revenue that began with the national economic crisis. The tax generates $1.3 billion annually. This much-needed revenue covers approximately half of the education money lost through other factors.

Without extensions, this tax is set to expire this summer.

Gov. Bev Purdue’s budget will keep 75 percent of this tax in place. The State Republicans want to do away with it entirely. They have enough votes to override a Purdue veto.

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Destroying trees along the highway is a low thing to do All the trees on [Interstate] 40 along the sloped median strip from Exit 64 to Exit 55 are being clear-cut. Not trimmed, but totally destroyed. I do not believe road hazard — or visibility or whatever explanation the North Carolina Department of Transportation chooses to present — justifies this total destruction of the environment.

Now that the trees are gone, there is increased road distraction, as drivers can see traffic along the upper roadway as it comes east; this will be especially distracting at night in the glare of oncoming headlights. The beauty and lifeenhancing properties of those trees can never be recovered. What will now anchor the soil on those slopes? Where will the runoff from heavy rains go? This was one of the most beautiful drives west toward Asheville. Trees on both sides of the road created a screen of beauty and increased drivers’ visibility of the road ahead by outlining the edges of the highway. The trees provided a cooling border to an overheated roadway. What was the distorted thinking that led to this wanton act of

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North Carolina spends large sums of money to plant flowers that beautify the roads. To cut down a stand of trees that provides beauty and shade and pays us back with life-giving oxygen suggests that this action was unencumbered by the thought process. When are “we” going to get it that everything is connected? People and their cars and trucks and roads must coexist in their environment and, yes, that includes trees. It’s a system and we’re all part of it. Who among us can’t see that we are living on a wildly imbalanced planet right now? When are we going to have decision-makers who can see the forest for the trees, whose actions are based on consideration of the systems we are part of?

Those trees just destroyed on I-40 matter. They matter a lot and they matter to all of us. When are we going to wake up and realize that continued environmental destruction, in the Amazon or along I-40, imperils us and this web of life as we know it? If we want a future, we must make different choices.

— Joan Engelhardt Black Mountain

Heath Shuler deserves our thanks Environmental laws took a battering in the U.S. House last week as Republicans passed a continuing resolution ... packed with provisions to roll back and de-fund a slew of federal rules aimed at controlling climate change and protecting clean air and water.

Along with other provisions in the continuing resolution that passed were ones that would cut $3 billion from the EPA’s overall budget, limit regulations on the toxic emissions from cement kilns, eliminate restrictions on Chesapeake Bay pollution, block restrictions on mountaintop-removal coal mining and cut funding for the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration’s climate service.

Congressman Health Shuler stood up to this extreme legislation, which protects polluters at the expense of the health of our families and our

children, by voting against these provisions. He deserves our thanks.

— Ken Brame Leicester

Cranky Hanke cracked me up Ken Hanke’s quote in his review of I Am Number Four [“Cranky Hanke,” Feb. 23 Xpress] about Dianna Agron, that the actress was “an apparent graduate of the Corey Haim mouthbreathing school of acting” truly amused me.

I’m a photographer from the East Coast film industry and was shooting in Wilmington, N.C., on Corey’s film Silver Bullet. I got quite close to him and his mom, and clearly remember suggesting to Corey that opening his mouth was not acting and that he should actually consider studying because, sooner or later, his cute-boy looks were not enough to sustain a long acting career.

By the way, please observe Robert Redford in Three Days of the Condor and you will see the same kind of “open-mouth” performance.

— Holly Bower Asheville

Call abortion what it is: murder Congratulations to Rep. Heath Shuler for his courage in voting to cut off federal funding for Planned Parenthood, [an organization that] deals with the torture and murder of pre-born babies under the polite words “abortion” and “choice.” ...

What about those babies who have died by the saline-solution procedure that burned the babies’ skin off and is no longer being done? Gruesome, brutal and barbaric? You bet! That is exactly what abortion is.

In Germany, it was death by gas. Here in our country, it is death by abortion — America’s Holocaust.

Right on, Rep. Shuler! Stay the course despite the opposition of those who defend such murder.

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A freethinker’s guide to fundamentalist Buncombe

by Bill Branyon A couple of years ago, BB&T — the bank whose black monolith starkly dominates Asheville’s skyline — dangled a generous donation in front of Western Carolina University in exchange for teaching Ayn Rand’s fundamentalist capitalism. Yet Rand was also a highprofile, militant atheist who called Christianity “the kindergarten of communism.” If that fact became better known here in the “belt buckle of the Bible Belt,” BB&T might lose a multitude of Jesus-worshiping customers.

A more recent example of this ironic contradiction occurred last November, when the Asheville City Council voted 6-1 to allow developments bigger than even the 160,000 square foot BB&T behemoth to be erected without Council review. The sole vote opposing this anti-democratic, anti-community (and, thus, anti-Christian) approach came from Cecil Bothwell — Council’s lone atheist. Ayn Rand would have loved it.

Both these events illustrate the central argument of my new book, Liberating Liberals: “Liberals can run intellectual circles around conservatives.” This is true mainly because conservatives simultaneously follow a firstcentury, fundamentalist religion that commands self-sacrificial community, and an 18th-century, fundamentalist economics that demands just the opposite — self-interested individualism.

Conservatives, of course, don’t have a monopoly on fundamentalist thinking.

Remember the Rev. Ralph Sexton’s “One Nation Under God” billboards that caused such a stir awhile back? They came in response to the “One Nation Indivisible” billboards partly funded by the WNC Atheists. Both groups were trumpeting fundamentalist theories about the existence (or nonexistence) of God, alongside a freeway named for Billy

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Freethinking’s boundless boundaries

Still, my book’s premise is that liberals (meaning everyone to the left of Republicans) are this society’s freethinkers, following Socrates’ delicious dictum: “Know that you don’t know.” This, of course, often makes for hard choices with no right answer — except that liberals need to stretch themselves to generously empathize with one another’s hard choices.

One of the main tools Liberating Liberals uses to combat fundamentalisms of every sort is Friedrich Nietzsche’s exploration of meaninglessness. Although liberals love meaning as much as conservatives, we tend to be more flexible about which meanings we select. Just look at our collective responses to another of the Rev. Sexton’s campaigns: the “We Still Pray” rallies and bumper stickers. In response, local liberals began displaying bumper stickers declaring “We Still Play ... Read ... Chant

Timequake: “There was a planet where little green people with one eye in the center of their foreheads could get food only by selling goods and services. The planet ran out of customers, and no one could figure out anything intelligent to do about it. So all the little green people starved to death.”

Meanwhile, every Buncombe County commissioner except Holly Jones recently maintained that their hefty salaries were appropriate, as if mocking their electorate’s economic suffering. Soon after, however — when the political fallout became glaringly obvious — these same people publicly executed a daring, triple-axel flip-flop. It was Groucho Marx — another of my book’s principal guides — who quipped: “These are my rock-hard principles!

But if you don’t like them, I have others.”

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Readers of my work know I tirelessly embrace the absolute morality of Gandhi — the last of my book’s spirit guides — in ranting against development and population

Groucho Marx — another of my book’s principal guides — quipped: “These are my rock-hard principles! But if you don’t like them, I have others.” ... Work Magic” and even “Pray: Five Times a Day.” Yet a true freethinker also understands that excessive adherence to meaning can severely inhibit thought.

Thus, liberals easily saw through Tiger Woods’ sponsorship of The Cliffs at High Carolina, an environment-trashing golf development spanning Swannanoa and Fairview.

The resort takes advantage of a status-seeking obsession concerning an earth-based heaven requiring only the anemic exercise of riding through manicured, pesticide-laden meadows, stopping periodically to try to knock a little ball into distant holes. Tiger’s personal turmoil aside, his “inspirational” message, looming over the interstate, provided an ironic counterpoint as the local economy inevitably saw itself dragged down by the global malaise.

Let them eat greenbacks

In December, the Asheville metro’s unemployment rate was officially pegged at 7.9 percent, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, but unofficially it was much higher.

Kurt Vonnegut, a key player in Liberating Liberals’ philosophical synthesis, explained this frightening phenomenon in his novel

growth. And living in Asheville, I never seem to run out of suitable targets. Among the more recent developmental atrocities are the ransacking of Reynolds’ once-majestic, nowmangy Mountain and the destruction of a rare urban-forest sanctuary bordering Broadway and Catawba streets to make way for The Health Adventure’s ludicrously ironic “environmental” museum. So I’ve tended to dig in my self-righteous, absolute-morality heels.

Is this overly rigid of me? Naw. Maybe...

After all, I do enjoy urban spelunking in the new Hotel Indigo, and I probably would have done likewise in The Ellington or Tony Fraga’s twin towers — proposed local monstrosities that didn’t get built (or not yet, anyway). So should I compromise, retreating into Machiavelli’s wispy relative morality? Naw. X Asheville resident Bill Branyon will discuss his new book, Liberating Liberals: A Political Synthesis of Nietzsche and Jesus, Vonnegut and Marx (Groucho, not Karl), Gandhi and Machiavelli, on Sunday, March 13, at 3 p.m. at Malaprop’s in downtown Asheville.

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The Buncombe County commissioners unanimously approved a measure March 1 that could have far-reaching implications for Medicaid patients receiving behavioral-health services in eight Western North Carolina counties.

Four of them — Polk, Yancey, Mitchell and Transylvania — had already approved the change. If the remaining three (Madison, Rutherford and Henderson) follow suit, the Western Highlands Network — the “local management entity� responsible for overseeing other mental-health, developmental-disability and substance-abuse programs — would be authorized to manage Medicaid services as well, administering at least $120 million in federal and state funds now handled by ValueOptions, a Norfolk, Va.-based private company.

The federal government and the N.C. General Assembly have already signed off on the deal.

Buncombe County Social Services Director Mandy Stone (who also serves on the Western Highlands board) said the Medicaid waiver the quasi-governmental agency is seeking aims to increase consumer access to care, improve quality of care and increase cost-effectiveness.

She also emphasized that there would be no additional cost to taxpayers, and the waiver would not expand Medicaid entitlements. Any savings generated by the local takeover could be used for things like providing additional services. “What it really does is take the same amount of dollars and provide local flexibility and increased efficiency,� Stone explained. “It’s really your best opportunity to attempt to manage costs and to purchase better services and get a better outcome for citizens.�

In 2002, as part of the controversial and harshly criticized statewide mental-health reform that gave birth to the local management entities, North Carolina hired ValueOptions to manage all its Medicaid behavioral-health services. The managed-care company still oversees those services in most of Western North Carolina. However, one other LME has already been granted a similar waiver, and other such deals are in the works. “It really is the trend in the Medicaid world,� Stone observed, adding that she hopes the change will increase accountability, particularly for people denied service.

Christine Smith, who works for the local affiliate of the National Alliance on Mental Illness, said she hopes “the waiver will give us more flexibility in the use of hospital beds and all kinds of things that need to be taken care of. Our phone is ringing off the hook with folks who are frustrated because they can’t get the services they need.�

The WNC Health Network, a consortium of regional hospitals and other care providers, also endorsed the measure.

In addition, Stone noted that if the waiver is approved, Western Highlands plans to add about 60 full-time positions, most of them in Buncombe County. “While it is not very popular right now to grow government jobs, I would like to note that when Western Highlands creates these jobs, it will be to do a function that the state of North Carolina is currently contracting with an out-of-state vendor to provide,� she explained. “So it is bringing jobs back to our community.�

Before casting her vote in favor of the change, Commissioner Holly Jones noted that the county had added a number of “thoughtful safe-

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Give an inch, take a mile? About 20 demonstrators gathered outside the commissioners’ chambers March 1 to demand that commissioners replace their upfront travel stipends with mileage reimbursements. photo by Jerry Nelson

guards� to its version of the resolution that “are the key to me being able to sleep at night.�

Those safeguards include requiring that Western Highlands: • allow county managers from all eight participating counties to serve on its board of directors; • fully partner with and support the federally qualified Minnie Jones Health Clinic Family Health Center; • provide detailed monthly reports to Buncombe County concerning any expansions or denials of service related to the waiver; • fund a $15 million “risk poolâ€? that would cover liabilities if the agency overspent on a particular service category or inappropriately authorized nonreimbursable services.

Under state law, however, if Western Highlands were dissolved, perhaps due to financial problems or changes in state policy, Buncombe County would be liable for its share of any remaining “unsatisfied indebtedness.�

“What it really does is take the same amount of dollars and provide local flexibility and increased efficiency.”

— Social Services Director Mandy Stone on the proposed Medicaid waiver

Cutting remarks

At their Feb. 15 meeting, the commissioners unanimously approved slashing their travel stipends by 50 percent (from $650 to $325 biweekly) and their technology allowances by 85 percent (from $175 to $25 biweekly). The move came after an Asheville Citizen-Times article reported that, counting the stipends, Buncombe’s commissioners were among the highest-paid in the state.

But that didn’t satisfy about 20 demonstrators who greeted the commissioners on March 1 sporting stickers that declared, “Enough is enough: Use a mileage log.” During public comment, several of them stood up and lambasted the board.

Weaverville resident Chris Eck, who is hoping to become the next chair of the Buncombe County Republican Party, accused the commissioners of having “a sense of entitlement.” Cutting their travel stipends, he asserted, “was not an acceptable solution. … You should be reimbursed for your actual expenses and let the people of Buncombe County know what they are.”

Leicester resident Peggy Bennett echoed that sentiment, calling the idea “the right thing to do.”

The commissioners listened in silence.

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Seeking to avoid the kind of outrage that has plagued the commissioners in recent weeks, Drew Reisinger, the county’s new register of deeds, made good on a pledge to give himself a pay cut.

When Otto DeBruhl retired Jan. 31 after 32 years, he was one of the highest-paid registers of deeds in the state, making $128,850 a year.

Before being elected by the Democratic Party’s Executive Committee to fulfill the remainder of DeBruhl’s term, Reisinger had promised to slash that figure by 40 percent, which works out to $77,310.

Before swearing him in, however, Vice Chair Bill Stanley explained that county Human Resources staff had independently determined that an appropriate starting salary for Reisinger would be $78,497. The newly minted official then pledged to donate the $1,187 difference to the Buncombe County and Asheville City schools foundations.

“I’m honored and humbled to serve as Buncombe County’s next register of deeds,” said Reisinger, vowing, “I will continue to provide the same level of excellent service.” X Jake Frankel can be reached at 251-1333, ext. 115, or at jfrankel@mountainx.com.

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by Nelda Holder Three state representatives from Western North Carolina held a March 4 press conference in Asheville slamming charter-school legislation approved by the N.C. Senate this week. The three legislators, all Democrats, praised Buncombe County’s existing charter schools as a model for the state.

Reps. Susan Fisher, Patsy Keever (both Buncombe County) and Ray Rapp (Madison County) described “No Cap on Number of Charter Schools” (SB 8) as “a travesty” for public education statewide. Their objection was not to removing the 100-unit cap on charter schools but to changes in financing and accountability contained in the fine print.

Fisher, who served eight years on the Buncombe County Board of Education, said the bill removes the current 65-student minimum for starting a charter school, requires no licensing for teachers, and takes away funding now given to traditional public schools for required services such as lunches — even though the charter schools receiving the money don’t provide those services. Removing the enrollment threshold, Fisher emphasized, would enable a family home-schooling a child to call itself a single-unit charter school.

“It amounts to selective education of our children, and as we see it, [the bill] is a backdoor voucher system,” Fisher declared.

Rapp, a retired Mars Hill College dean, noted that an alternative bill they’re proposing would “remove the cap but keep accountability measures in place.” All three urged the governor to veto SB 8 if the House approves it in its current form.

“I went to Raleigh to work with both parties, but I wanted to work on education,” freshman legislator Keever told the audience gathered at the Asheville City Schools Board of Education.

“Charter schools are doing a great job in Buncombe County: We’re proud of those schools,” said the former teacher. “I went down ready to raise the cap on charter schools, but Senate Bill 8 just goes overboard,” Asheville City Schools board member Al Whitesides said his board was gearing up to consider a resolution calling for modifications to the bill; the Buncombe County board already approved a similar measure. SB 8, said county school board Chair Steven Sizemore, might also entitle charter schools to some of the money raised

Accountability: Keep charter schools accountable, say N.C. Reps. Susan Fisher, Ray Rapp and Patsy Keever, who oppose a Republican bill that seems to relax standards. photo by jonathan welch

by a traditional public school’s PTA or booster clubs, income from facility rentals or fees for special programs.

The House Education Committee was slated to consider SB 8 March 8, said Fisher, noting, “We don’t know at this point whether we will be invited to speak.” The three legislators plan to introduce their alternative bill in the House March 8. Currently they have three more sponsors: Democrats Rick Glazier and Marvin Lucas of Cumberland County and Tricia Cotham of Mecklenburg.

Rep. Tim Moffitt, a Buncombe County Republican, said he hadn’t yet fully studied SB 8 but that he looks to Keever in particular on education matters — even if they don’t always agree.

“All children deserve access to fair and appropriate public education,” he added.

SB 8’s primary sponsor is Sen. Tom Apodaca, whose district includes part of Buncombe County.

He was not available for comment. X Nelda Holder can be reached at nfholder@gmail.com.

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Local schools seek to cut energy costs

by Susan Andrew Rising energy costs, atmospheric carbon levels and global temperatures are spurring interest in harnessing solar power, but the upfront cost of installing such systems is often a substantial deterrent. Public institutions face the same hurdle as individuals: how to justify buying an expensive solar-energy system that could take 20 years to pay for itself.

Sometimes the little things make a difference.

The Asheville City School system is now implementing some of the recommendations from a 2009 energy audit, including such low- or nocost measures as removing lights from vending machines and turning off unused appliances in summer — which could save the system up to $259,000 annually, according to the audit. Grants from Progress Energy and the State Energy Office are paying for more efficient lighting in 31 school gyms. Following all the audit’s recommendations — including such substantial capital improvements as installing energy-efficient windows — is projected to cut greenhouse gas emissions by some 11,600 tons over five years.

Meanwhile, the Buncombe County School system is considering replacing Enka High School’s aging furnace with a state-of-the-art rooftop solar array that could generate enough energy to meet the building’s heating, cooling and hot-water needs (except, perhaps, on cloudy days) while producing a surplus that could be sold for a tidy profit.

“Should we go down this road?” Tim Fierle, director of facility services, asked Board of Education members on Feb. 7 Other local schools already have. The Joe P. Eblen and Charles T. Koontz intermediate schools, now under construction, will feature rooftop solar panels and will be LEED-certified upon completion. Meanwhile, Henderson County’s two newest elementary schools, both opened in 2009, are already LEED-certified. The U.S. Green Building Council’s Leadership in Energy and Environmental Design program certifies that buildings are built to specific performance standards.

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In the case of Enka High, what’s creating

ecocalendar Calendar for March 9 - 17, 2011 ECO Events The Environmental and Conservation Organization is dedicated to preserving the natural heritage of Henderson County and the mountain region as an effective voice of the environment. Located at 121 Third Ave. W. Hendersonville. Info: 692-0385 or www.eco-wnc.org.

• SA (3/12), 9am - Guided bird walk at Jackson Park in Hendersonville —- 10am - A biomonitoring training session for volunteer stream monitors, covering aquaticinsectmorphology, identification and sampling protocol, will be held at the lab at Blue Ridge Community College.

Reservations: 692-0385.

• TU (3/15), 6:30pm - “DIY Solar Energy,” a workshop with Ned Doyle on building solar panels to heat water or rooms and how to design entry-level photo voltaicsystems. $15. Register: eco@eco¬­wnc.org.

Land-of-Sky Regional Council Info: 251-6622 or www.landofsky.org.

• SA (3/12) - “Does Your Forest Talk Money and More.”

Forest landowners, wild crafters and the general public are invited to hear the latest information on topics including managing a forest to grow money, valuable forest botanicals, wild crafting regulation updates, and financial longevity. Held at A-B Tech, Enka campus, 1459 Sand Hill Road in Candler. $10 —- A Mushroom Log Workshop will also be held in the afternoon for those interested in learning how to grow oyster and shitake mushrooms on logs. $20. Info: www.wncforestproducts. wordpress.com/events.

Non-Toxic Community Outreach Program • TH (3/17), 3-5pm - Community input on creating a non-toxic community in Kenilworth is needed. The Community Outreach Program will focus on health-based and non-toxic living. Meet at 150 Hilliard Ave. Snacks

and refreshements provided. Info: semia@pushahead. com.

RiverLink Events RiverLink, WNC’s organization working to improve life along the French Broad, sponsors a variety of riverfriendly events. Info: 252-8474 or www.riverlink.org.

• TH (3/17), 11:50am-2pm - RiverLink Bus Tour. Info and reservations: 252-8474, ext. 11.

WNC Alliance Members of the WNC Alliance and the public are invited to be agents of change for the environment. Info: 2588737 or www.wnca.org.

• TH (3/10), 6:30-8pm - Learn about “White Nose Syndrome (WNS) of Bats” at this panel discussion. Bats are important for healthy ecosystems and East Coast populations have been declining for years. Featured panelists include Bill Stiver, wildlife biologist with Great Smoky Mountains National Park; Chris Nicolay, associate professor of biology at UNCA; Dan Henry, of the National Speleological Society & Flittermouse Grotto of WNC; Susan Loeb, research ecologist with the U.S. Forest Service at the Southern Research Station; Ben Prater, associate director of Wild South; Gabrielle Graeter, a wildlife diversity biologist at the North Carolina Wildlife Resources Commission; and Sue Cameron, a wildlife biologist with the U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service. Info: lori@ wnca.org.

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Hold the coal ash: A new intermediate school under construction off Long Shoals Road in south Asheville will use a lot less electricity, thanks to its high-performance green design — which means that Progress Energy’s coal-fired power plant, pictured in the background, can generate a little less coal waste. photo by Jonathan Welch

this opportunity is the conjunction of significant federal and state tax credits with a burgeoning trade in renewable-energy certificates, Asheville architect John Legerton points out. The N.C. General Assembly has mandated that by 2021, most utilities in the state must generate 12.5 percent of their energy from renewable sources, he notes, and many other states have similar policies.

To satisfy those mandates, utilities across the country are buying renewable-energy certificates (a separate commodity from the actual electricity produced), and trading them is becoming quite lucrative for these “solar developers” and their financial backers.

The Enka High project, said Legerton, who has an extensive background in environmental design, could be a significant moneymaker for the district. A solar developer could lease the school’s roof space and install a solar heatingand-cooling system. During the lease period, the county schools would continue buying electricity from Progress Energy (current average cost: 9 to 10 cents per kwh); the developer, meanwhile, would sell the electricity generated by the school’s solar panels back to the utility for about 18 cents per kwh. The legal mandate to purchase renewable energy is what has created this price differential.

The developer would assume all the costs and risks of installing and operating the system; after seven years, the county schools could purchase the infrastructure for a depreciated, fairmarket value. At that point, said Legerton, Enka High could generate most of the electricity it needed while getting income from sales of both the surplus power and the renewable-energy

certificates.

Meanwhile, the system would also be producing thermal energy. During the contract period, the school system would be buying what was needed to heat and perhaps cool the high school directly from the solar developer at a negotiated rate, which Legerton said should be less than what it currently costs heat the school using those aging boilers.

Unlike independent solar operators, who must first cover the cost of their equipment, the county schools would enjoy immediate cash flow through the lease arrangement, Legerton maintained. And if the school bought the system after seven years, its utility bills would be slashed dramatically.

The catch: For the developer to take advantage of the tax credits, the project would have to be completed by December. That’s a tight schedule, considering that an analysis of the building’s existing mechanical systems, plus some necessary roof renovations, plus developing a request for proposals, selecting the winning bidder and negotiating a lease would all need to be completed by June to make the end-of-year deadline feasible.

At its March 3 meeting, the school board voted 5-1 to pay Legerton $52,000 to assess the existing infrastructure. Lisa Baldwin cast the lone opposing vote, questioning the wisdom of spending the money while facing the prospect of teacher layoffs and continuing state budget woes. Once the assessment is done, the board will decide whether to proceed with soliciting bids. X Send environmental news to Susan Andrew (2511333, ext. 153, or sandrew@mountainx.com).

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If you’ve ever wanted to learn how to grow oyster and shiitake mushrooms in a log (and perhaps make money doing it), then the final workshop in a month-long series is just right: “Does Your Forest Talk Money and More?” will be held on Saturday, March 12, at the A-B Tech Enka campus.

This hands-on event will feature two tracks — Forest Businesses and Forest Botanicals — and includes an afternoon session for those interested in learning how to grow mushrooms on logs.

Co-hosted by the BioNetwork BioBusiness Center, the workshop caps a series organized by the Land-of-Sky Regional Council and its partners. The series aimed to give landowners, business owners, craftsmen and others information they can use to generate income from their forest lands. Part of the WNC Forest Products Cooperative Marketing Project, the workshops are a collaborative effort funded by a USDA Forest Service Southern Research Station American

getorganic If you are a grower interested in organic production, try contacting your county Extension office for guidance. Over the past several years, almost 50 Extension personnel from across North Carolina have trained for organic production.

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The following agents, listed by county, have a variety of resources to assist growers who may be interested in organic methods (for the full list, go to http://bit.ly/dTkblG):

gardeningcalendar Calendar for March 9 - 17, 2011 Greenhouse Opening • MO (3/14) - The Old Armory Recreation Center Greenhouse will open for the 2011 season. Trays may be rented for $5 each, maximum five per person. Renters provide the seeds, and trays will be watered daily. Plants may be checked during operating hours: Mon.-Sat., 7 a.m.-9 p.m. Info: 456-9207 or oldarmory@townofwaynesville.org.

High Country Seed Swap & Growers School • SA (3/12), 8:30am-1pm - Area gardeners and family farmers are invited to Family Central, the former Ashe Central High School in Jefferson, to attend the High Country Seed Swap and Growers School. Events include a seed swap, plus several farm and garden workshops taught by area experts. Info: richard_boylan@ncsu.edu.

Swannanoa Community Garden A garden in Swannanoa where community members can rent plots for individual or group use. Sponsored by the Swannanoa Pride Community Coalition, a nonprofit dedicated to supporting public events and services in Swannanoa. Plots are available for $15-$25 per season. Info: 581-4064 or http://on.fb.me/dSTgpk.

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the series into spring. Here are a few upcoming topics and instructors (for more information, see bbbarns.com/garden-center/seminars-events).

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Orchid Re-Potting, with Cynthia Gillooly Saturday, March 12, at 1:30 p.m.

“One of the most important aspects of orchid care is proper re-potting when the time is right.

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Stanley Holloway Yancey, (828) 682-6187

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Breakfast, lunch and breaks are included in the $10 registration fee. There is an additional $20 fee to participate in the Mushroom Log Workshop. Attendees will take home one shiitake log and one oyster log.

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According to the group’s Facebook page, “The Swannanoa Community Garden is an ideal place for people to grow their own food, share their enthusiasm for gardening and to simply enjoy the outdoors. The garden consists of multiple plots that individuals or groups can rent, plant and care for throughout the season. Renters can grow food for themselves, share among others, sell ... whatever they want!”

The garden is sponsored by the Swannanoa Pride Community Coalition, a nonprofit dedicated to supporting public events and services in Swannanoa. Plots are available for $15-$25 per season. For more information, call 581-4064 or visit http://on.fb.me/dSTgpk.

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Hillside Gardening, with Barney Bryant Saturday, March 19, at 11 a.m.

“One of the most common problems we encounter as gardeners in the mountains is the fact that eventually we will have to plant something on a hill. There are a unique set of challenges that arise when landscaping on a slope. It is important to be sure that you have the right plant, and the proper technique in order to tame those hills.”

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by Cassandra Frear “Let a joy keep you.� — Carl Sandburg

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After spending hours one day last spring drawing diagrams, creating options and hashing out ideas, my head spun. I couldn’t think anymore, so I decided to take a walk.

I drove to my favorite spot, Carl Sandburg’s home in Flat Rock, and parked near redbud trees dressed in their purple lace. Walking the path to the house, I nearly brushed past a cluster of columbines, their golden centers aimed at the earth, flaming tips pointed back at the sun like falling stars.

Nearby, at the trout pond, the apple orchard’s snowy blossoms made a canopy over a bed of violets filling the grass.

Higher up, the woods enfolded me like an embrace, green upon green. Then, at the top of Little Glassy, I glanced at my feet and found something I’d previously seen only in books but had always wanted to witness in the woods, just once in my life: pink lady’s slippers, their moccasin-shaped blooms lining the path like miniature fairy lanterns set out for a lawn party. I blinked, looked around, rubbed my eyes: Yes, this was real.

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At the top of Little Glassy, pink lady’s slippers lined the path like miniature fairy lanterns set out for a lawn party. grow only in the mountains, turning an afternoon hike into a treasure hunt.

The earliest flowers appear in the southernmost trails of the Appalachians in late March. April hosts abundant spring blossoms in forests east of the Blue Ridge Parkway, just as their branches begin to show a faint, wispy green. By May, blooms start spreading into summits above 4,000 feet and their alpine meadows.

In late March last year, we began hiking near the South Carolina border south and east of Asheville. Week by week, we gradually worked our way north toward the higher elevations, completing our spring hikes in June. The highest points, such as Craggy Gardens, are in full bloom then.

As I descended Little Glassy on my magical hike at Sandburg’s home that late April day, my path was strewn with flowers: rhododendron, flame azaleas, trillium, bluets, yellow star grass, dwarf irises. It was hard to believe I hadn’t stepped into a fairy tale. For weeks after that, I was surrounded by earth’s glory on my walks.

This season, you can be, too. X Cassandra Frear recounts her adventures hiking the Carolinas on her blog (moonboatcafe.com).

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Fired up for spring: Watch for the bright blaze that flame azaleas make in the forests of Western North Carolina as temperatures warm. photos by Cassandra Frear

Our top five choices for spotting spring blooms are all easy to find and have well-groomed paths offering pleasant hikes of less than three miles. These are the species we identified at each of them last year (our favorite guidebook, Wild Flowers of North Carolina by William S. Justice, C. Ritchie Bell and Anne H. Lindsey, is available at local bookstores): Carl Sandburg Home (nps.gov/carl/index.htm) redbud trees, apple orchard, columbines, violets, trillium, yellow star grass, pink lady’s slipper, rhododendron, wild azaleas, honeysuckle, bluets, dog hobble, dwarf iris.

Holmes Educational State Forest (ncesf.org/HESF/home.htm) trout lily (early spring), bloodroot (early spring), dwarf iris, dame’s rocket, fairy wands, rhododendron, mountain laurel, false Solomon’s seal.

Dupont State Forest (dupontforest.com) dwarf iris, dogwood, fireweed, rhododendron, wild azaleas, violets, fire pink, dog hobble, lily of the valley, pink and yellow lady’s slippers, trillium, foam flower, bluets. These were spotted along the Cedar Rock, Little River, Stone Mountain and Reasonover trails.

Moore Cove Falls, Pisgah National Forest (hikewnc.info/trailheads/pisgah/pisgah/guidedhikes/moorecovefalls.html) rhododendron, wild azaleas, trillium, dogwood, redbud trees, fairy wands, foam flower, dwarf iris, violets.

Crabtree Meadow Falls, Blue Ridge Parkway (carolina-north. com/crabtree_falls.html) crab apple trees, redbud trees, dogwood, rhododendron, wild azaleas, trillium, beardtongue, jack-in-the-pulpit, gentians and many varieties of violets. — C.F.

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(828) 225-3786. www.FormFitnessFunction.com Appalachian Trail Hall of Fame Nominations • Hikers and hiking enthusiasts nationwide have until Thursday, March 31, to submit nominations for the first inductees into the Appalachian Trail Hall of Fame, established by the Appalachian Trail Museum Society to recognize those who have made a significant contribution toward establishing and maintaining the 2,181 mile footpath that passes through 14 states from Maine to Georgia. Info: www.atmuseum.org.

Asheville Track Club The club provides information, education, training, social and sporting events for runners and walkers of any age. Please see the group Website for weekly events and news. Info: www.ashevilletrackclub.org or 253-8781.

• SUNDAYS, 8:30am - Trail run for all paces. Meet at the N.C. Arboretum’s greenhouse parking area. Info: 648-9336.

Carolina Mountain Club CMC fosters the enjoyment of the mountains of WNC and adjoining regions and encourages the conservation of our natural resources through an extensive schedule of hikes and a program of trail building and maintenance. $20 per year, family memberships $30 per year. Newcomers must call the leader before the hike. Info: www.carolinamtnclub.org.

• WE (3/9), 8am - Wagon Road Gap MST to Big East Fork.

Info: 252-6327 or tomsanders@carolinamountainclub.org.

• SA (3/12), 9:30am - Upper Whitewater Falls to Round Mountain Gap. Info: 505-0471 or mwbromberg@yahoo. com.

• SU (3/13), 9am - Montreat Ramble. Info: 236-0192 or danny@hikertohiker.com —- 12:30pm - Pretty Place. Info: 692-0116 or bbente@bellsouth.net.

• WE (3/16), 8am - Brown Gap to I-40 on the Appalachian Trail. Info: 243-3630 or rhysko@yahoo.com.

Events at Historic Johnson Farm Located at 3346 Haywood Road in Hendersonville. There are two nature trails (free), and guided tours are offered. Info: 891-6585 or www.historicjohnsonfarm.org.

• SA (3/12), 11am - Kite day, with Kristen Jansen. Learn to make and fly a kite. Materials provided. Bring a lunch.

Reservations required. $5.

Girls on the Run Girls on the Run is a nonprofit dedicated to educating and preparing girls for a lifetime of self-respect and healthy living.

Info: www.gotrwnc.org or girlsontherunwnc@gmail.com.

• SA (3/12), 8:55am & 9:10am - The fifth annual Shamrock Run 10K, 5K, and 1K Fun Run, benefiting Asheville Catholic School, will be held in North Asheville. There will be entertainment for the whole family. “Take the the streets of North Asheville and don’t forget to wear your best Irish garb to compete in the Spirit of the Race award.” Race-day registration will be held from 7:30-8:30am. Registration is also available online.

Southern Appalachian Highlands Conservancy The mission of the SAHC is to protect the world’s oldest mountains for the benefit of present and future generations.

Info: 253-0095 or www.appalachian.org.

n Reservations required for SAHC hikes: claire@appalachian. org or 253-0095, ext. 205.

• SA (3/13), 11am - Bee Branch Farm Hike. Terri Wells, Bee Branch Farm family member and Claire Hobbs, SAHC outreach associate, will lead this three-mile loop on the 500-acre farm.

Learn about Bee Branch and Sandy Mush’s history and tour the historic farm. $10 nonmembers.

• WE (3/16), 5pm - Drovers Road Preserve Sunset Hike.

Very difficult. John Ager, chairman of the Buncombe County Farmland Preservation Board, and Claire Hobbs, SAHC outreach member, will lead the hike, which heads up to Rocky Point on a very steep trail. Hikers will get great western views at sunset. Descend at dark. Some bouldering will be involved. $10 nonmembers.

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The Practice of Chi Running • TH (3/10), 6-8pm - A chi running presentation with Danny Dreyer will be held at Lululemon Athletica, 15 A Broadway St., in downtown Asheville. RSVP: Casey@ ChiLiving.com or 252-9828.

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Check out the Outdoors Calendar online at www.mountainx. com/events for info on events happening after March 17.

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March 12, 2011 Saturday 10am - 5pm Asheville Mall near Sears • Water Birth, Barbara Harper, RN, Internationally known author sponsored

by Pardee Hospital • Speakers, films, Mother-friendly Exhibitors • Free Keepsake Photo, Prizes, Kids Activities & Fashion Show

www.BirthNetwork.org

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calendar categories community events & workshops / social & shared-interest groups / government & politics / seniors & retirees / animals / technology / business & careers / volunteering / health programs / support groups / helplines / sports groups & activities / kids / spirituality / arts / spoken & written word / festivals & gatherings / music / theater / comedy / film / dance / auditions & call to artists Calendar for March 9 - 17, 2011 Unless otherwise stated, events take place in Asheville, and phone numbers are in the 828 area code.

Day-by-day calendar is online Want to find out everything that’s happening today — or tomorrow, or any day of the week? Go to www.mountainx.com/events.

Weekday Abbreviations: SU = Sunday, MO = Monday, TU = Tuesday, WE = Wednesday, TH = Thursday, FR = Friday, SA = Saturday

Community Events & Workshops Western Carolina Home Show (pd.) Asheville Civic Center. • March 18, 2011, 11am-8pm. • March 19, 2011, 10am-8pm. • March 20, 2011, 11am-5pm. $6. Tickets in advance online or at the door, children 12 years old and under are free. Western

Carolina’s premier Home Show since 1976. The Home Show features displays of the latest home construction techniques, materials and products. Home furnishings, home builders, lawn and garden equipment, landscaping, pools and spas, home financing, appliances, home security and entertainment, decorating ideas, decks and patios, sporting goods, heating and cooling equipment home repair and renovation, and much more. More information at http://www.wnchomeshow.com or call 828-255-2526. Email: info@wnchomeshow.com AARP Tax-Aide Free tax preparation for seniors and low-and middle-income taxpayers. Electronic filing available. Call the individual location for details on what to bring. Info: www.aarp.org/taxaide. Questions and requests for homebound individuals: 277-8288.

• Through MO (4/18) - Free tax preparation available at Pack Library, 67 Haywood St., Mon. &

Calendar deadlines:

*FREE and PAID listings - Wednesday, 5 p.m.

(7 days prior to publication) Can’t find your group’s listing?

Due to the abundance of great things to do in our area, we only have the space in print to focus on timely events. Our print calendar now covers an eight-day range. For a complete directory of all Community Calendar groups and upcoming events, please visit www.mountainx.com/events..

Calendar Information In order to qualify for a free listing, an event must cost no more than $40 to attend and be sponsored by and/or benefit a nonprofit.

If an event benefits a business, it’s a paid listing.

If you wish to submit an event for Clubland (our free live music listings), please e-mail clubland@mountainx.com.

Free Listings To submit a free listing: * Online submission form (best): http://www.mountainx.com/ events/submission * E-mail (second best): calendar@mountainx.com * Fax (next best): (828) 251-1311, Attn: Free Calendar * Mail: Free Calendar, Mountain Xpress, P.O. Box 144, Asheville, NC 28802 * In person: Mountain Xpress, 2 Wall St. (the Miles Building), second floor, downtown Asheville.

Please limit your submission to 40 words or less.

Questions? Call (828) 251-1333, ext. 365.

Paid Listings Paid listings lead the calendar sections in which they are placed, and are marked (pd.).

To submit a paid listing, send it to our Classified Department by any of the following methods. Be sure to include your phone number, for billing purposes. * E-mail: marketplace@mountainx.com. * Fax: (828) 251-1311, Attn: Commercial Calendar * Mail: Commercial Calendar, Mountain Xpress, P.O. Box 144, Asheville, NC 28802 * In person: Classified Dept., Mountain Xpress, 2 Wall St. (the Miles Building), Ste. 214, downtown Asheville.

Questions? Call our Classified Department at (828) 251-1333, ext. 335.

Wed., 10am-4pm (628-3662); West Asheville Library, 942 Haywood Road, Tues., 9am3pm (658-9718); Weaverville Library, 41 North Main St., Thurs., noon-5pm (713-9381); and Black Mountain Library, 105 N. Dougherty St., Tues., 10am4pm (505-4373).

Buncombe Co. Parks, Greenways & Rec. Events Events are free and are held at 59 Woodfin Place, unless otherwise noted. To register or for more info: 250-4265 or grace. young@buncombecounty.org.

• MO (3/21), 10am - “Discover Your Family History,” with Sasha Mitchell. Learn to record information, interview relatives, cite sources, request records, explore online resources and preserve family history during this workshop. Register by March 17. $5.

Firestorm Cafe & Books Located at 48 Commerce St., Asheville. Info: 255-8115 or www.firestormcafe.com.

• TH (3/10), 8pm - Open Discussion: “What is Effective Grassroots Organizing?”

• SA (3/12) - Zeitgeist Day 2011.

Pisgah Astronomical Research Institute (PARI) Info: 966-4097 or www.pari.edu.

• FR (3/11), 7pm - A special presentation “Mercury and the Mercury Messenger Spacecraft,” with Dr. Bob Hayward, PARI Astronomer, and April Whitt.

Activities also include a tour of the PARI campus and, weather permitting, celestial observations using PARI telescopes. $20/$15 for seniors/military/$10 for children under 14. Reservations: 862-5554 or cwhitworth@ pari.edu.

Public Lectures & Events at UNCA Events are free unless otherwise noted.

• TH (3/10), 7pm - Dr. Robert S. Young, professor of geology at Western Carolina University and co-author of The Rising Sea, will present a lecture entitled “The Rising Sea: How Will It Affect North Carolina?” Held at the Reuter Center.

• MO (3/14), 11:25am Humanities Lectures: “Ancient Science and Technology,” with Rob Berls, UNCA assistant professor of drama, at Lipinsky Auditorium and “European Renaissance: Humanism and Art,” with Michael Gillum, UNCA professor of literature, in the Humanities Lecture Hall.

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Stewards of Children: Empowering People to Prevent Child Sexual Abuse • 2nd TUESDAYS, 9-11:30am - This workshop is designed to educate adults on how to prevent, recognize and react responsibly to the reality of child sexual abuse. Authorized facilitator Kelley J. Wolfe, Ph.D. Held in the Community Room at Westgate Earth Fare. $30, includes workbook. Scholarships available. Registration required: 301-4460 or www.darkness2light.org.

Talks & Presentations at WCU These public lectures, readings and events at Western Carolina University in Cullowhee are free unless otherwise noted. Info: 227-2303.

• MO (3/14), 7pm - Holocaust survivor Susan Cernyak-Spatz will share stories from her memoir Protective Custody: Prisoner 34042, at the Liston B. Ramsey Regional Activity Center. A retired professor at the University of North Carolina at Charlotte, Cernyak-Spatz travels extensively in the United States and overseas, talking about her two years at the Nazi concentration camp Auschwitz-Birkenau. Free.

Info: 227-2276 or intercultural. wcu.edu.

Social & SharedInterest Groups Alpha Phi Alumnae Meeting • WE (3/16), 6pm - The Asheville area alumnae of Alpha Phi sorority will meet at Stoney Knob Cafe, 337 Merrimon Ave. Info: Jrandolph919@aol.com or 230-8764.

Artistic Asheville Singles Group • WEEKLY - Meeting locations vary. For single people under 35. Info: coolspiritualartistic@ gmail.com.

Asheville Front Runners Asheville Front Runners is group of LGBTQ Ashevillans and straight allies who strive for equality. Info: www.ashevillefrontrunners.com.

• SUNDAYS - Join us for a run or walk at Carrier Park’s picnic tables. Check website for time.

Asheville New Friends Welcomes residents of Asheville and surrounding communities, whether new or old, couples or singles, to meet and make “New Friends” at monthly meetings and a variety of interest groups.

Info: www.main.nc.us/anf. For membership info: 252-2283.

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Dr. Bill Bass, forensic anthropologist, and veteran journalist Jon Jefferson visit Malaprop's Bookstore, 55 Haywood St., in downtown Asheville on Wednesday, March 9 at 7 p.m., to read from and sign copies of their book The Bone Yard. The fictional story is based on the real-life Body Farm, a forensic science research facility at the University of Tennessee founded by Bass. Info: 254-6734 or malaprops.com.

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Lululemon Athletica, 15 A Broadway St., in downtown Asheville, invites the community to a presentation by Chi Running founder Danny Dreyer on Thursday, March 10 at 6 p.m. Chi Running is designed to teach a more effecient, natural running posture, reducing injuries and increasing enjoyment. Info and RSVP: Casey@ChiLiving. com or 252-9828.

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"Nature lovers, outdoor enthusiasts, naturalists and those with similarly inquisitive minds" are invited to a social event to discuss tips and techniques for learning to identify birds by ear on Friday, March 11 at 6:30 p.m. Held at The Compleat Naturalist, 2 Brook St., in Asheville. Info: 274-5430 or Laura@compleatnaturalist.com.

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Get prepared for planting season at the High Country Seed Swap on Saturday, March 12 from 8:30 a.m. to 1 p.m. Area gardeners and family farmers are invited to attend the event, which will include a seed swap and farm and garden workshops by area experts. Held at Family Central, the former Ashe Central High School, 626 Ashe Central School Road in Jefferson. Info: richard_boylan@ncsu.edu.

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Bikes and Beers will host a leisurely 10-mile ride with friends and neighbors on Sunday, March 13 at 4:30 p.m.

No fancy "pantaloons" required since this ride is "low pressure and high fun." Meet at the corner of Hillside Street and Mount Clare Avenue. Info: ashevillepedalpunks.blogspot.com.

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Holocaust survivor Susan Cernyak-Spatz will share stories from her memoir Protective Custody: Prisoner 34042, at the Liston B. Ramsey Regional Activity Center, at Western Carolina University in Cullowhee, on Monday, March 14 at 7 p.m. Cernyak-Spatz travels extensively, talking about the two years she spent at the Nazi concentration camp Auschwitz-Birkenau. Info: 227-2276 or intercultural.wcu.edu.

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The Campaign for Southern Equality presents "LGBT in NC: Understanding and Protecting Your Family's Rights," a panel discussing the recent N.C. State Supreme Court ruling on second parent adoption. Held on Tuesday, March 15 from 6 to 8 p.m. at First Congregational Church, 20 Oak St., in Asheville. Featured panelists include attorneys Diane Walton, Connie Vetter and Jeff Marsocci. All ages welcome, free childcare provided. Info: jbeachferrara@gmail.com or 242-6672.

• MO (3/14) - The third annual pizza party will be held. $3.50 for two slices of pizza and a salad. Reservations required

by March 9. Info: 296-8505 or 299-0896.

Campaign for Southern Equality • TU (3/15), 6-8pm - “LGBT in NC: Understanding and Protecting Your Family’s Rights,” a panel discussing the recent NC State Supreme Court ruling on second parent adoption, will be held at First Congregational Church, 20 Oak St. in Asheville.

Featured panelists include attorneys Diane Walton, Connie Vetter and Jeff Marsocci. All ages welcome, free childcare provided. Info: jbeachferrara@ gmail.com or 242-6672.

CLOSER Looking for gay folks in your age group? CLOSER is Asheville’s oldest LGBT social club serving all boomers and seniors. Providing entertainment, education and fellowship. Info: 776-0109.

• TUESDAYS, 7-9pm - Meets in the library at All Souls Cathedral on All Souls Crescent in Asheville.

Forum for Veterans

• SA (3/12), 2-5pm - Sponsored by the Mayor’s Committee for Veterans’ Affairs, the forum will be held at the ABCCM Veterans’ Restoration Quarters, 1329 Tunnel Road, Asheville.

Meet to better understand the needs of area veterans and to provide support and answers to issues important to them such as health, transportation, legal issues, housing, employment and education. Info: 298-7952.

Helios Warriors Health Care Program for Veterans A nonprofit alternative therapy program for veterans. Info: 2990776, info@helioswarriors.org or www.helioswarriors.org.

• FRIDAYS & SUNDAYS - Offering complementary/ alternative therapies. Needed: professional licensed/insured practitioners willing to offer a minimum of three hours per month of their service.

Just Economics An Asheville-based nonprofit dedicated to working toward closing the gap between earning a minimum wage and a “living wage,” taking into consideration the cost of living in Asheville.

Info: www.justeconomicswnc. org.

• Through (4/25) - Applications for “Just Brew It,” a homebrew beer festival and competition, will be accepted. Info: Markhebbard@justeconomicswnc.org.

Naturalist Group • FR (3/11), 6:30-8pm - A social event for nature lovers, outdoor enthusiasts, naturalists and those with similarly inquisitive minds. This week’s discussion will focus on “tips and techniques for learning to identify birds by ear.”

Refreshments provided. Free.

Held at The Compleat Naturalist, 2 Brook Street, in Asheville. Info: 274-5430 or Laura@compleatnaturalist.com.

Peacetown Meeting • SU (3/13), 2:30-4pm - Meeting in Asheville. For directions and info: 254-6795.

Transylvania Genealogical Society The organizations’ Genealogy Room is located at the Transylvania Heritage Museum, 189 W. Main St., in Brevard.

Info: 862-8228, heritage@ citcom.net or www.transylvaniagenealogy.com.

• WEDNESDAYS & FRIDAYS The Genealogy Research Room

will be open to genealogists from 1-5pm on Wednesdays and from 10am-5pm on Fridays.

Government & Politics Buncombe County Republican Women A group dedicated to electing and supporting conservative Republicans.

• TH (3/10), 11:30am - Meet at Cornerstone Restaurant, 102 Tunnel Road in Asheville.

Following a short business meeting at noon, two candidates for the chair of the Buncombe County Republican Party - Christian Eck, a retired U.S. Marine, and Henry Mitchell, a substitute teacher in the Reynolds School District - will speak. Info: 277-7074.

LibertyOnTheRocks.org A national nonpartisan social group connecting liberty advocates.

• MONDAYS, 7pm - The Liberty on the Rocks social meets at El Chapala Restaurant off Merrimon Ave. Info: infinitybbc@gmail. com.

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Free and open to the public. Info: 582-5180 or ts.greenjobs@ gmail.com.

• THURSDAYS, 6pm - You are invited to a brewing of homegrown ideas steeped in traditional values. Meeting at Dobra Tea Room, 78 N. Lexington Ave., Asheville.

Seniors & Retirees 60+ Exercise Smarter (pd.) Learn better ways to exercise. Make every movement lighter, freer, easier. Personal attention, two instructors.

Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, Noon-1:15pm. $15 or 10 sessions for $130. 117 Furman, Asheville. RSVP: 225-3786. www.FormFitnessFunction.com Fitness at Battery Park Apartments • FRIDAYS, 10:40-11:40am Interested in fun exercise? Come get healthy! Chairs are available to accommodate all fitness levels. Located at 1 Battle Square, across from the Grove Arcade.

Free. Info: 252-7397.

Animals Animal Compassion Network WNC’s largest nonprofit, safe-for-life animal welfare organization. Find a new pet at ACN’s store for rescued pets, Pet Harmony, 803 Fairview St., Mon.-Sat., 10am-6pm. Info: 274-DOGS or www.animalcompassionnetwork.org. n Seeking additional foster families for homeless cats and dogs.

• SA (3/19), 10am-2pm - ACN will host a “birthday party” to celebrate the three-year anniversary of Pet Harmony. The event will feature refreshments, doggie (and people) ice cream from The Hop, free pawdicures, family portraits, giveaways, a raw pet food class and more. Info: 2743647 or www.animalcompassionnetwork.org.

Community Partnership for Pets This nonprofit’s primary goal is to provide affordable spay/neuter services to communities in/

around Henderson County. Info: 693-5172 or www.communitypartnershipforpets.org.

• Through MO (2/28) - Spay/ neuter services will be offered at half price. $10 for cats/$15 for dogs.

Henderson County Animal Services Located at 828 Stoney Mountain Road in Hendersonville. Info: 697-4723.

• Through SU (3/12) - Henderson County Animal Services, in conjunction with 15 Henderson County veterinarians, will offer $7 rabies shots for cats as part of the annual Cat Clinic.

Appointment required. Call for participating locations.

Plott Hound Presentation • SA (3/12), 2-4pm - In honor of Transylvania County’s Sesquicentennial Celebration and the historical traveling exhibit Our State Dog: North Carolina’s Plott Hound, Bob Plott, the “direct descendant of Johannes Plott, the breed originator,” will give a presentation on North Carolina’s state dog at Headwaters Outfitters, 25 Parkway Road in Rosman. Info: 877-3106 or www.headwatersoutfitters.com.

Business Ready To Sell Or Buy A Restaurant In WNC? (pd.) We work exclusively with the food and beverage industry.

• Contact National Restaurant Properties in Asheville: (828) 225-4801. jeffnra@bellsouth.net • www.restaurantstore.com A-B Tech Continuing Ed Classes Classes are free, unless otherwise noted. Info & registration: www.abtech.edu/ce/registration.

• TH (3/17), 6-8pm “Effectively Market Your Natural Products.” Gain the tools and knowledge needed to get herbal, food and functional food products noticed. Topics include: how to be competitive, branding, store and trade show promotions, old-fashioned and new-online social networking. $5. At A-B Tech, Enka.

A-B Tech’s Center for Business & Technology Incubation

To register for seminars: 2541921, ext. 5857 or http://abtech. edu/ce/registration/default.asp.

• Applications are currently being accepted for the Young Entrepreneurial Scholars Camp, a weeklong summer day camp for rising high school sophomores, juniors and seniors interested in business ownership.

The program will take place June 13-17 from 9am-3pm at the school’s Enka campus. $25.

•A free Middle School Academy for sixth through eighth grade students will be held July 18 and 19 from 9am-2pm.

Asheville SCORE Counselors to Small Business If your business could use some help, SCORE is the place to start.

Free and confidential. To make an appointment: 271-4786. Our offices are located in the Federal Building, 151 Patton Ave., room 259. Seminars are held at A-B Tech’s Small Business Center, room 2046. Free for veterans.

Info: www.ashevillescore.org.

• TH (3/10), 6-9pm - Social Media Networking for Business.

• SA (3/12), 8:30am-noon - “Marketing.”

• WE (3/16), 1-4pm - “Accounting for NonAccountants” —- 6-9pm - “Social Media Networking for Business.”

Carolina Real Estate Investors Association • 2nd MONDAYS, 6-9pm - Learn about buying/selling, negotiating, income properties, creative financing, foreclosures and investment topics/tactics.

This educational nonprofit association itself does not invest nor provide investment, legal or tax advice. $15 for nonmembers.

Info: www.creianc.org.

Creative Sector Summit • WE (3/16) & TH (3/17), 1:30pm - The first annual Creative Sector Summit will take place in Asheville, assembling creative professionals, leaders of community organizations and businesses, and key stakeholders for networking, education and collaboration. Held Wed. at The Masonic Temple, 80 Broadway St., and Thur. at The

Hilton in Biltmore Park. Info: 712-3808 or graham@ashevillearts.com.

WCU School of Nursing Open House • SA (3/12), 10am-2pm - The open house will be held on the A-B Tech Enka Campus. Learn more about the undergraduate and graduate nursing programs.

Info: www.nursing.wcu.edu.

Technology Free Computer Classes Classes are held at Charlotte Street Computers, 252 Charlotte St. To register: classes@charlottestreetcomputers.com.

• MONDAYS, 12:15-1:15pm - Mac OSX Basics.

• TUESDAYS, 12:15-1:15pm - iPhoto Basics.

• WEDNESDAYS, 12:151:15pm - iMovie Basics.

• THURSDAYS, 12:15-1:15pm - iPad Basics.

• FRIDAYS, Noon-1:30pm - Google docs —- 2-3:30pm - Windows 7 —- 4-6pm Facebook/YouTube.

• SATURDAYS, Noon-1pm - Protecting your PC. • SUNDAYS, 12:15-1:15pm - GarageBand.

Volunteering Host Families Needed for Exchange Students (pd.) World Heritage Student Exchange seeks host families for exemplary students from over 30 countries in Europe, South America, and Asia. http://www. world-heritage.org/ or email your local area representative: cainovich@gmail.com Asheville Area Habitat for Humanity Seeks Volunteers Info: volunteer@ashevillehabitat. org or 210-9377.

• TUESDAYS or THURSDAYS, 5:30-8pm - Skip the gym and head to Habitat. Get your workout while volunteering in the home store warehouse.

ASSE International • Through WE (8/31) - ASSE International seeks local families to host male and female cultural exchange students between the

ages of 15 and 18. Students have pocket money for personal expenses and full health, accident and liability insurance.

Families can choose students from a wide variety of backgrounds, countries and personal interests. Info: 301-0794 or (800)-473-0696.

Blue Ridge Literacy Council Info: 696-3811 or www.litcouncil.org.

• TUESDAYS (3/15 & 3/22) & THURSDAYS (3/17 & 3/24), 6-9pm - Tutor Training Sessions for adult volunteers interested in teaching writing and reading skills. Location & info: 6963811.

Hands On Asheville-Buncombe Choose the volunteer opportunity that works for you. Youth are welcome on many projects with adult supervision. Info: www. handsonasheville.org or call 21-1. Visit the website to sign up for a project.

• TH (3/10), 5-7pm - Meals for Hope: Cook and serve a meal for 15-25 women and children who are part of New Choices, an empowerment program for displaced homemakers in need of counseling and assistance.

• SA (3/12), 10am-noon - Kids Care: Children ages 7-12 are invited to make cookies for residents of The Rathbun Center, an organization that provides lodging to out-of-town families with loved ones in area hospitals.

• SA (3/12), 4-6pm - Fair-Trade Stock-Up: Assist with unpacking and pricing merchandise for Ten Thousand Villages, a nonprofit, fairtrade retail store that sells handcrafted items made by artisans in more than 30 developing countries.

• MO (3/14) - 7-8:30pm Cookie Night: Help bake cookies for families staying at the Lewis Rathbun Center, which provides free lodging for out-of-town families who have a loved one in an area hospital. Supplies provided.

• TH (3/17), 3:00-5:00pm - Teachers Pet: Volunteers will create supplemental educational materials that will be used in and out of the classroom to help ele-

mentary students improve their reading skills. Make flashcards, games and more. Instruction and materials will be provided.

HATCHfest Seeks Volunteers Volunteers of all types are needed to help set-up design types, VIP types, artist types, etc. Volunteers will receive Tshirts, free tickets and more. For more info on the festival: www. hatchasheville.org. To volunteer: 333-8280.

• HATCH’s operation team is searching for key volunteer positions: A food and beverage coordinator, a VIP coordinator’s aid and a transportation coordinator’s aid, among others.

Info: 333-8280.

• TU (3/15), 5:30pm - All interested volunteers are invited to attend this year’s HATCH volunteer orientation party at Arcade Asheville. Enjoy pizza and a beer or two (on HATCH) and learn about this year’s HATCH lineup.

Call to RSVP. RiverLink’s Volunteer Opportunities RiverLink is a regional nonprofit organization working to revitalize the French Broad River watershed. Internship positions are available, as well as many volunteer opportunities. Info: 252-8474, ext. 11, volunteer@ riverlink.org or www.riverlink.org.

• WE (3/9), 10am & 5pm - Volunteer information sessions: Find out how to get involved.

Info: 252-8474, ext. 11.

Volunteer for the American Red Cross • FR (3/11), 10-11:30am - A complimentary breakfast/gettogether for interested volunteers will be held at 100 Edgewood Road (on the corner of Merrimon Avenue). Learn about volunteer opportunities at the American Red Cross, tour the chapter and hear about the Vial-of-Life program. Door prizes will be awarded. Info: tosettim@usa. redcross.org or 258-3888, ext. 214.

Sports Groups & Activities Annual Western North Carolina Aquatic School (pd.) Held on April 29, 30 and May 1. The training will be held at the Zeugner Recreation Center indoor pool, South Asheville. The following courses will be taught: • Lifeguard Training teaches participants the knowledge and skills needed to respond to an aquatic emergency. Minimum age is 15. • Lifeguard Instructor Training teaches participants to instruct students in basic lifeguarding skills. Candidates for this training must have completed Lifeguard Training and be at least 17 years old. • Water Safety Instructor Training teaches participants to instruct students in basic water safety.

Minimum age is 16. The cost is $185 per participant. Upon successful completion of the three day course, participants will receive Red Cross Certification.

Deadline to apply is April 22, 2011. The Zeugner Center is located at 90 Springside Drive, behind TC Roberson High School. • For information call Teri Gentile at (828) 684-5072 or email her at teri.gentile@ buncombecounty.org Bikes and Beers • SU (3/13), 4:30pm - All are welcome to join this leisurely 10mile ride with friends and neighbors. No fancy “pantaloones” required, since this ride is “low pressure and high fun.” Meet at the corner of Hillside Street and Mount Clare Avenue. Beers at the Bywater on Riverside Drive will follow. Info: www.ashevillepedalpunks.blogspot.com.

Introductory Wing Tsun (wing chun) Class • SATURDAYS, 1-1:45pm - An introductory Authentic WingTsun (Chinese Boxing) class will be held at Asheville Dance Revolution, 63 Brook St. The class involves selfdefense/fighting techniques and no experience is required. Safe and friendly training environment.

Sponsored by The Cultural Development Group, a local

nonprofit. Donations encouraged.

Info: 277-6777.

Tai Chi for Seniors & Beginners • WEDNESDAYS, 10:30am - Held at Aston Park, in the tennis center, 336 Hilliard Ave. Info: 707-6907 or astonparkfit@ gmail.com.

Parenting 13 Dinosaurs Leave Biltmore Park Town Square Saturday March 12 (pd.) Several dinosaurs come to life with hand held controls at Dino Kinetics! • 14 foot high T-Rex. • Look for the green awning. • Wednesday-Saturday, 10-6, Sunday, 12-6. • Hurry, final weeks! 676-1622 • 3013797. www.dinokinetics.com Park Ridge Health (pd.) • Park Ridge Baby Place Classes: Celebrate Pregnancy/Weekend Option: $99 Saturday, March 12, 8am-noon.

Pregnancy is a time to relax, reflect and prepare mentally, physically and spiritually for the transition to motherhood. This class is an exciting twist on normal childbirth class covering important labor techniques and labor support. • Lots of laughter and fun as you learn what you need to know for the big day.

Massage voucher ($65 value) included. For more information and to register for this class, please call (828) 681-BABY or visit parkridgebabies.com • Free Community Presentations: Addressing Behavioral Challenges: Thursday, March 17, 6pm, Park Ridge Health, Duke Room: Charlotte Riddle, M.D., board-certified and fellowshiptrained pediatrician with Park Ridge Pediatrics, will offer insight into how to address behavioral challenges in your children. Free childcare will be provided for this presentation. Please call (828) 687-3947 to RSVP. • Experience the Baby Place, Free: Monday, March 21, 6pm. Please join us for Experience the Baby Place class where you will have an opportunity to see our new facility and all it has to offer as well ask questions about deliver-

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Harper, R.N., C.D., C.C.E. ‚Äì an internationally renowned expert on water birth. Other fun activities include a maternity fashion show, numerous speakers discussing a wide-range of topics, dozens of mother-friendly exhibitors and free gifts! There will also be great kid’s activities available.

BirthNetwork of WNC A nonprofit promoting wellnessfocused childbirth. Meetings are held at the Blue Ridge Mall in Hendersonville, 1800 Four Seasons Blvd., in the Pardee Education Center. Free. Info: birthnetworkofwnc@gmail.com or www.birthnetwork.org.

• SA (3/12), 10am-5pm - The Joyful Birth & Breastfeeding Exposition, featuring Barbara Harper, author and speaker on Waterbirth, birth and breastfeeding discussions, a maternity fashion show, a kids activity center and more. At the Asheville Mall.

Mama-Time • WEDNESDAYS, 11am-1pm - A circle of postpartum moms meets weekly to share the highs and lows of life with a new baby. Plus, stress management skills and group discussions.

Siblings/newborns welcome. $6-$10. Fees support 4th Trimester, a nonprofit organization dedicated to well-being

during postpartum and parenthood. Meet at 65 Hill St. Info: 337-8630.

Parenting Classes at Pardee Hospital All classes are held in the orientation classroom of Pardee Hospital, 800 N. Justice St., in Hendersonville. Free, but registration is required. Info: (866)-790-WELL. • TH (3/10), 6:30-9pm - Childbirth Class. A class for expectant parents covering the labor and delivery process, relaxation, breathing patterns, birth options, positioning and comfort measures. A tour of the Pardee Women & Children’s Center is included.

• TH (3/17), 6:30-8pm - “The Art of Breastfeeding.”

Breastfeeding basics for new moms —- 6:30-8pm - “Daddy Duty.” Helpful ideas and tips for dads during the labor and birth process.

Waynesville Parks and Recreation Info: 456-2030 or recprograms@townofwaynesville.org.

• FRIDAYS (starting 3/4), 1011:30am - “Moms and Tots,” a play and socialization program at the Old Armory Recreation Center. Guardians are encouraged to bring toys for children to use and share. $1 a day.

Info: 456-9207.

Kids Asheville Culture Project A cultural arts community center offering ongoing classes in Capoeira Angola and Samba percussion. Other instructors, groups and organizations are invited to share the space.

Located at 257 Short Coxe Ave. Info: www.ashevillecultureproject.org.

• MONDAYS & WEDNESDAYS, 6-7pm - Kids capoeira classes with Centro Esportivo de Capoeira Angola Asheville.

Children sing in Portuguese and play traditional, Afro-Brazilian instruments. Open to children ages 7-11. $5.

At The Health Adventure Hours: Tues.-Sat., 10am5pm & Sun., 1-5pm. $8.50 adults/$7.50 students & seniors/$6 kids 2-11. Program info or to RSVP: 254-6373, ext.

324. Info: www.thehealthadventure.org.

• Through SU (5/15) - “Alice’s Wonderland: A Most Curious Adventure.”

Blue Ridge Books Located at 152 S. Main St., Waynesville. Info: www. brbooks-news.com or 4566000.

• TUESDAYS (through 4/26), 10am - Book Babies: Story time for children ages 3 and under.

Events at Barnes & Noble The bookstore is located at 3 Tunnel Rd. in the Asheville Mall.

Info: www.bn.com.

• SA (3/12), 10am-2pm - “Science Saturday.” A handson program for kids to experiment and learn about science.

Hands On! This children’s museum is located at 318 North Main St., Hendersonville. Hours: Tues.Sat., 10am-5pm. Admission is $5, with discounts available on certain days. Info: 697-8333 or www.handsonwnc.org.

• FR (3/11), 10:30am - “Singa-long,” with Tania Battista of Flat Rock Playhouse. Free for members.

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Joyful Noise Theatre Playground • SATURDAYS - This weekly drama class uses theatre games to encourage creative play, while exploring artistic possibilities. Children ages 7-9 are welcome from 10-11am, and children ages 10-13 are welcome from 11am-noon. Held at First Presbyterian Church of Weaverville, 30 Alabama Ave. $10. Info: iamrebeccam@gmail. com or 215-8738.

N.C. Arboretum Events for Kids Info: 665-2492, jmarchal@ ncarboretum.org or www.ncarboretum.org.

• TU (3/15), 10am & 1:30pm - Wee Naturalist: Bats Eat Bugs (They Don’t Eat People).

Age-appropriate, nature-based activities for youngsters ages 2-5. $6.

Performances for Young People at Diana Wortham Info & tickets: 257-4544, ext.

307 or www.dwtheatre.com.

• TH & FR (3/17 & 18), 10am & noon - School Show Series: My Heart in a Suitcase, a survivor’s story set during the Nazi Holocaust, which teaches children the importance of combating intolerance. $6-$11.

Spirituality Asheville Meditation Group (pd.) Practice meditation in a supportive group environment.

Guided meditations follow the Insight/Mindfulness/Vipassana practices. Insight meditation cultivates a happier, more peaceful and focused mind. Our sangha (a community of cool people) provides added support and joy to one’s spiritual awakening process. All are invited. • By donation. • Tuesdays, 7pm8:30pm: Guided meditation and discussion. • Sundays, 10am11:30am: Seated meditation and dharma talks. • The Women’s Wellness Center, 24 Arlington Street, Asheville. • Info/directions: (828) 808-4444. • www. ashevillemeditation.com Astro-Counseling (pd.) Licensed counselor and accredited professional astrologer uses your chart when counseling for additional insight into yourself, your relationships and life directions. Readings also available. Christy Gunther, MA, LPC. (828)258-3229.

Black Swan Counseling (pd.) DECIPHERING INTUITIVE CLUES - THE SYMBOLIC LANGUAGE OF INTUITION: 2nd Thursday of each month 6:30-8:30pm. Begins March 10. AKASHIC FIELD TRIPS - LIVE CHANNELING: 4th Tuesday of each month 6:308:30pm. Begins March 22.

—Claudia LeMarquand, MA, LPC Intuitive/Licensed Counselor 828.707.1185. • SOUND OF THE SACRED WORD: 3rd Wednesday of each month 6:30-8:30pm. Begins March 16.

• SOOTHING THE STRESS OF GRIEF: 4th Wednesday of each month 6:30-8:00pm. Begins March 23. John V. Berdy, MA Psychotherapist/Grief Specialist/ Musician 828.707.1184. See website for descriptions, fees, location: blackswancounseling. com Compassionate Communication (pd.) Learn ways to create understanding and clarity in your relationships, work, and community by practicing compassionate communication. Great for couples! Group uses model developed by Marshall Rosenberg in his book Non-violent Communication, A Language of Life. Free. Info: 299-0538 or www.ashevilleccc. com. • 2nd & 4th Thursdays, 5:00-6:15—Practice group for newcomers and experienced practitioners.

Do I Need Alexander Technique? (pd.) For 100 years AT has quietly embodied personal freedom and growth. • Why be an agent of your own misery? Pause.

Lighten. Choose. • Private/ groups. (828) 225-3786. www.FormFitnessFunction.com Open Heart Meditation (pd.) Learn easy, wonderful practices that opens your life to the beauty within and connects you to your heart. • Free. 7pm, Tuesdays and Wednesdays.

645-5950 or 296-0017. http:// www.heartsanctuary.org St. Germain Aquarian Consciousness Fellowship (pd.) Sacred space using the St. Germain Violet Flame for ascension clearing. Live high frequency intuitive piano from classical composers on the other side. Wednesdays, 6:30pm. • Donation. (828) 658-3362.

The Work of Byron Katie Intensive (pd.) Saturday/Sunday, March 26/27. Recycle your thoughts!

Find the freedom, peace and joy just below thoughts about people or situations that cause grief or drive you nuts. • Led by Certified Facilitators of The Work, Meg MacLeod and Maaike Hoijtink.

At French Broad Food Coop, 90 Biltmore Avenue, 28801.

• Earlybird: $200. • After March13: $230. Please contact us if finances are a problem for you. • Information/registration: (828) 254-6484 or megfrolic@ yahoo.com • http://tinyurl.com/ TheWorkofByronKatieA-ville An Evening With Spirit • MONDAYS, 6-8pm - You are invited to an evening with Spirit. Theo Salvucci channels messages from the angelic realm at The White Horse, 105c

Montreat Road, Black Mountain.

Donations only. Info: 713-2439.

Asbury Memorial UMC Located at 171 Beaverdam Road. Info: 253-0765.

• WE (3/9), 7pm - Ash Wednesday: Observe the beginning of Lent with a special worship service and imposition of ashes. All are welcome.

Asheville Circle of Solitaries • 2nd THURSDAYS, 6pm - A discussion group for individuals interested in various aspects of occultism. Open to solitary students and practitioners from all backgrounds and traditions. The group includes Pagans, chaos magicians, healers, diviners and other assorted weirdos. Info: 777-9368.

Asheville Jewish Meditation and Chanting Circle • ALT SUNDAYS - Cultivate an awareness of the Divine Presence through sitting and walking meditation, chanting and the study of Jewish and other texts. Email for location and times. Free. Info: asheJM@ gmail.com.

Avatar Meher Baba “I have come not to teach but to awaken.” Info: 274-0307 or 274-7154.

• SUNDAYS, 4pm - Meetings occur most Sundays in Asheville. Share Meher Baba’s inspiring message of divine love and unity in the midst of diversity. Call for locations.

Awakening Practices Study the works of Eckhart Tolle and put words into action through meditation and discussion. Info: Trey@QueDox.com.

• 2nd & 4th WEDNESDAYS, 7-9pm - Meets at Insight Counseling, 25 Orange St. Buddhist Meditation and Discussion Meets in the space above the French Broad Food Co-op.

Suggested donation: $8/$4 students & seniors. Info: 779-5502 or www.meditation-in-northcarolina.org.

• TH (3/10), 7:15pm - “Modern Buddhism: Great Scope.”

Community Worship Service With Fellowship Meal • SUNDAYS, 2-4pm - Join SOS Anglican Mission, 370 N. Louisiana Ave., Asheville, for a worship service, followed by an Agape Fellowship meal.

Compassionate Communication Practice Group Learn ways to create understanding and clarity in your relationships, work and community by practicing compassionate communication. Group uses a model developed by Marshall Rosenberg in his book Nonviolent Communication, A Language of Life. Free. Info: 252-0538 or www.ashevilleccc. com.

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Dhyan Meditation • WEDNESDAYS, 7pm - Seeking to deepen your meditation practice? One hour silent meditation and singing of spiritual songs with meditation instruction included. All are welcome. Classes held in Fairview. Free. Info and directions: 299-3246, 329-9022 or shivabalamahayogi.com.

Jung, Crop Circles & Archetypal Feminine Presentation • WE (3/9), 7pm - Delve deeper into the meaning of this current mystery. Jung & Crop Circles “looks at the symbolic nature and cultural-psychological context of this phenomenon in an attempt to build frameworks for your imagination’s participation.”

Held at Jubille Community Center on Wall Street in downtown Asheville.

Info: www.JungAndCropCircles. net or www.faceboook.com/ JungAndCropCircles.

Meditation for Beginners • TH (2/24), 7pm - New to meditation? Tried to meditate in the past but were unsuccessful? A free, introductory 12-week course will be taught by instructor Sarah Wood Vallely. Donations accepted. Info: 242-0680 or www.sarahwood. com/circle.htm.

Mindfulness Meditation Class Explore the miracle of healing into life through deepened stillness and presence. With consciousness teacher and columnist Bill Walz. Info: 258-3241 or www.billwalz.com.

• MONDAYS, 7-8pm Meditation class with lesson and discussions in contemporary Zen living. At the Asheville Friends Meeting House, 227 Edgewood Road (off Merrimon Ave.).

Donation.

Mountain Mindfulness Sangha at Yoga South • SUNDAYS, 7-8pm - Sitting meditation followed by walking meditation. A brief reading and discussion of the practice of mindfulness in daily lives, and how being fully present in this moment can bring us more peace and joy. Donations optional. Info: www.YogaSouthAsheville.com.

Philippine Healer • TH (3/10), 7-8pm - Meet one of the famed Philippine Healers, Brother Gregorio, at 103 Heartwood Circle. Free. Info: marybontempo@gmail.com.

Power of Soul • WEDNESDAYS - Learn and practice self healing through the teachings of Dr. Zhi Gang Sha, given by one of his qualified teachers. Held in West Asheville.

Love offering. Info & directions: 258-9584.

Puja at Maha Shakti Mandir • SATURDAYS, 6-8pm Gathering at Maha Shakti Mandir

(Temple of the Great Goddess).

Join Yogacharya Kalidas for Puja, chanting and spiritual discourse. Services offered on a donation basis. Info: 774-1978.

Unity Church of Asheville Looking for something different?

Unity of Asheville explores the deeper spiritual meaning of the scriptures, combined with an upbeat contemporary music program, to create a joyous and sincere worship service.

Come join us this Sunday and try it for yourself. Located at 130 Shelburne Road, West Asheville.

Info: 252-5010 or www.unityofasheville.com.

• WE (3/9), 7pm - “What is Lent?” with Rev. Chad O’Shea.

Learn about the 40 days that represent the time Jesus spent in the desert, fasting and enduring temptation. Love offering.

• SUNDAYS, 11am - Spiritual Celebration Service —- 12:151:30pm - A Course in Miracles with Rev. Gene Conner.

Art Gallery Exhibits & Openings Coop Gallery (pd.) Wed. March 9, 8:00pm.

Coop Gallery in downtown Asheville celebrates its grand opening with San Francisco singer/songwriter Mark Growden performing songs from his new debut album, Lose Me in the Sand. SF Guardian describes Mark’s music as, unique instrumental blend of Dixieland, Frontierland, and gypsy caravan band. Artist and gallery owner Chad Adair will be showing mixed media pieces inspired by Mark’s songs. Come and join us to celebrate Asheville’s newest gallery and performance space on 25 Carolina Lane, in between Broadway and Lexington, off of Walnut. $10 cover at the door.

Winebar and Hors’ d’oevres. www.coopasheville.com or call (828) 505-0791 for more info. www.markgrowden.org American Folk Art & Framing The gallery at 64 Biltmore Ave. is open daily, representing contemporary self-taught artists and regional pottery. Info: 281-2134 or www.amerifolk.com.

• Through WE (3/23) Everybody Polka...Dot will be on display in the Oui-Oui Gallery.

Art at UNCA Art exhibits and events at the university are free, unless otherwise noted. Info: www.unca.edu.

• Through TU (3/22) - Stealing Stories, an exhibition of largescale drawings by Patricia Bellan-Gillen will be on display in S. Tucker Cooke Gallery, Owen Hall.

• Through FR (4/1) - The annual Art Front Exhibit, featuring works in various media by members of UNCA’s student art organization, will be showcased at Highsmith

Gallery, Highsmith University Union.

• Through SA (4/2) - Intimacy and Contemplation, an exhibition of fiber art by Norma Bradley and Vicki Essig, will be on display at Blowers Gallery, Ramsey Library.

Arts Council of Henderson County Located at 401 N. Main Street (entrance on Fourth Street), above Flight Restaurant in downtown Hendersonville. Info: 6938504 or www.acofhc.org.

• Through FR (3/11) - The Art of Our Children: Elementary Student Exhibition will be on display at First Citizens Bank in downtown Hendersonville.

Asheville Art Museum Located on Pack Square in downtown Asheville. Hours: Tues.-Sat., 10am-5pm and Sun., 1-5pm. Admission: $8/$7 students and seniors/Free for kids under 4. Free first Wednesdays from 3-5pm. Info: 253-3227 or www.ashevilleart.org.

• Through SU (4/24) - The Olmsted Project.

• Through SU (3/13) - The Director’s Cut: 1995-2010.

• Through SU (6/26) - A Chosen Path: The Ceramic Art of Karen Karnes.

Black Mountain Center for the Arts Located in the renovated Old City Hall at 225 West State St., in Black Mountain. Gallery Hours: Mon.-Wed. & Fri., 10am-5pm (closed Sat. during winter months). Info: 669-0930 or www.BlackMountainArts.org.

• SU (3/13) through SA (4/30) - Emerging Artists.

SU (3/13), 3-4pm - An opening Reception for the Emerging Artists exhibit, featuring works by students Bob Travers and Paul Harcharik, will be held.

Black Mountain College Museum + Arts Center The center is located at 56 Broadway, and preserves the legacy of the Black Mountain College through permanent collections, educational activities and public programs. Info: 350-8484, bmcmac@bellsouth. net or www.blackmountaincollege.org.

• Through SA (6/4) - In Site: Late Works by Irwin Kremen.

Blue Spiral 1 Located at 38 Biltmore Ave., downtown Asheville. Featuring Southeastern fine art and studio craft. Open Mon.-Sat., 10am6pm, and Sun., noon-5pm. Info: 251-0202 or www.bluespiral1. com.

• Through SA (3/26) - New Times Three, work in a variety of media by eight artists new to the gallery —- Margaret Couch Cogswell, mixed media works —- Southeastern Emerging Clay, functional and sculptural work by eight regional ceramicists —- Dirck Cruser + Robert Winkler, paintings and sculpture.

Castell Photography A photo-based art gallery located at 2C Wilson Alley, off Eagle St., in downtown Asheville. Info: 255-1188 or www.castellphotography.com.

• Through SA (3/26) - Studies, an exhibition featuring the work of Asheville artist Honour Hiers and Wisconsin artist Wanrudee Buranakorn, will be on display.

Center For Craft, Creativity and Design Located at the Kellogg Conference Center, 11 Broyles Road, in Hendersonville. Info: 890-2050 or www.craftscreativitydesign.org.

• Through FR (4/22) - WNC Models of Sustainability in Craft Making, an exhibit featuring eight studio craft artists working in residence at EnergyXchange in Burnsville and Jackson County Green Energy Park in Sylva.

Constance Williams Gallery • Through FR (3/11) - The Body Show: Interpretations, a group exhibition of clay and mixedmedia works, will be on display at 9 Riverside Drive in the River Arts District. Info: 225 1762.

Constance Williams Gallery & Studios • SA (3/12) through FR (4/8) - Mis-Community-Caution: Dioramas of Discord, clay works

by Greg Vineyard, will be on display at 9 Riverside Drive in Asheville’s River Arts District.

• SA (3/12), 11am-4pm - An opening reception and fundraiser for CERF+, a craft artist advocacy group, will be held with the artist.

Events at the Turchin Center Appalachian State University’s Turchin Center for the Visual Arts is located at 423 West King St., in Boone. Info: 262-3017 or www.tcva.org.

• Through SA (3/19) - The Hemlocks! The Hemlocks!: Grief and Celebration by Lowell Hayes in Gallery B and Mayer Gallery, West Wing —- In the Void, sculpture by David Meyer in Gallery A, West Wing.

• Through SA (6/4) - The eighth annual Appalachian Mountain Photography Competition, featuring 46 selected images, will be on display at the Mezzanine Gallery. Info: 262-4954.

Grovewood Gallery Located at 111 Grovewood Road, Asheville. Info: 253-7651 or www.grovewood.com.

• Through SU (4/10) - DNA of a Handcrafted Heirloom, an exhibit that explores the building blocks of handmade furniture and accessories created today, destined to be the heirlooms of tomorrow.

Haen Gallery Located at 52 Biltmore Ave., downtown Asheville. Hours: Mon.-Fri., 10am-6pm, Sat., 11am-6pm and Sun., Noon5pm. Info: 254-8577 or www. thehaengallery.com.

• Through TH (3/31) - Winter’s Ebb, a group exhibition.

Haywood County Arts Council The HCAC sponsors a variety of art-related events in Waynesville and Haywood County. Unless otherwise noted, showings take place at HCAC’s Gallery 86 (86 North Main St.) in Waynesville.

Hours: Mon.-Sat., 10am-5pm.

Info: 452-0593 or www.haywoodarts.org.

• Through SA (3/26) - Reflected Light: Scenes of Haywood County by Luke Allsbrook.

This exhibition of oil paintings highlights landscapes with a common theme of water.

Odyssey Gallery Exhibits work by Odyssey Center for Ceramic Arts instructors and residents. Located at 238 Clingman Ave. in Asheville’s River Arts District. Info: 2850210 or www.highwaterclays. com.

• FR (3/11) through (4/17) - Spirited Vessels.

• FR (3/11), 5-7pm - An opening reception for Spirited Vessels, featuring ceramics by three Odyssey members focusing on “the muse and the spirit that flows into the vessels.”

Push Skate Shop & Gallery Located at 25 Patton Ave., between Stella Blue and the Kress Building. Info: 225-5509 or www.pushtoyproject.com.

• Through TU (4/5) - Stalefish 3, a group show featuring photographs, drawings and robot-inspired works by Dwight Morgan, Jon Svendsen, Rob Sebrell and Layne Hutchison.

Satellite Gallery Located at 55 Broadway St., downtown Asheville. Info: 3052225 or www.thesatellitegallery. com.

• Through FR (3/11) - Shallow Water, Oh Mama, an exhibition focusing on the impacts of the oil spill in New Orleans.

Seven Sisters Gallery This Black Mountain gallery is located at 117 Cherry St. Hours: Mon.-Sat., 10am-6pm and Sun., noon-5pm. Info: 669-5107 or www.sevensistersgallery.com.

• Through MO (3/28) - Earth and Water, oil paintings by Martha Kelley.

Skyuka Fine Art Located at 133 N. Trade St., in Tryon. Info: 817-3783 or info@ skyukafineart.com.

• Through TH (3/10) - Paintings

by Richard Christian Nelson.

• FR (3/11) through WE (4/6) - An exhibition of landscape and figurative paintings by Richard Oversmith.

• FR (3/11), 5-8pm - Opening reception for Richard Oversmith’s exhibition.

The Artery Community arts facility at 346 Depot St., River Arts District.

Info: www.ashevillearts.com.

• FR (3/11) through TH (3/31) - Falling Into the Sky, a solo

freewillastrology ARIES (March 21-April 19)

“Dear Mr. Astrologer: Like the god Prometheus, I stole fire from the gods and gave it to people who sometimes make awful use of it. As punishment, the gods chained me to a rock on the beach, and arranged for an eagle to come daily to eat my liver. Luckily, the liver grows back every night. Unluckily, the eagle always returns to devour it again. I’m used to it by now; it doesn’t hurt as much as it once did. But I’m still eager to get out of my predicament.

Any suggestions? Aries in Limbo.” Dear Aries: Your rescue is scheduled for no later than your birthday, possibly before. In the meantime, the best thing you can do to prepare for your release is to feel gratitude for all you’ve learned during your ordeal.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20)

Your meditation for this week comes from writer H. P. Lovecraft. “What a man does for pay is of little significance. What he is, as a sensitive instrument responsive to the world’s beauty, is everything!” While that’s always good counsel, I think it’s especially apt for you right now. You’re in a phase of your astrological cycle when you’d be smart to evaluate your own worth based less on what job you do and more on who you are. Practice thinking this healing idea: The soulfulness you embody and express from moment to moment is the single greatest measure of your success as a human being.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20)

One of my favorite peculiarities about the English language is the idiosyncratic words it uses to characterize groups of specific animals.

For example, the correct term for many owls gathered together is not “flock” but “parliament”: a “parliament of owls.” Likewise, we say a “rabble of butterflies,” a “prickle of hedgehogs,” a “shrewdness of apes,” and a “murder of crows.” If I had to come up with a comparable term for the human members of your tribe, it might be something like a “zeal of Geminis” or a “charm of Geminis” or a “romp of Geminis” or an “exaltation of Geminis.” All those words capture part of the glory that will be you, especially for the next few weeks.

CANCER (June 21-July 22)

The roots of the lotus are anchored in muck at the pond’s bottom. Its leaves float on the water and its dramatic flower rises above on a thick stem. It’s an evocative plant that is featured in many ancient myths. For Buddhists, it was an emblem of enlightenment: beauty ascending from the mud. In India, a thousandpetaled golden lotus symbolized the miracle of creation. To the Egyptians, it represented rebirth. Even modern science has contributed to building the mystique of the lotus, having determined that its seeds can remain viable for many centuries. It’s not a fragile marvel! In the 16th-century Chinese folk tale “Monkey,” a teacher instructed the hero on how to achieve a

long life. “Even amidst fierce flames,” he said, “the Golden Lotus can be planted.” For the foreseeable future, Cancerian, the lotus is your power object.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)

“Picture a very complicated combination lock, one that requires dialing up eight different numbers to open,” writes Arianna Huffington.

“You have seven of the numbers, but the lock still won’t open until you hit upon that final number. One-eighth may not seem as ‘big’ as seven-eighths, but without the final click of the combination, the tumblers won’t fall into place.” Sound familiar, Leo? In my astrological opinion, you have dialed up the first seven numbers but you don’t know what the eighth is yet; until you discover it, the lock will stay closed. Where should you look for the missing info? It’s now within your reach, and it wasn’t before.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

In the coming week, it’s very important that you stay out of other people’s hells — even if they invite you in with a big welcome, and even if you’re tempted to join them there in their infernos as a misguided way of proving your love. Be compassionate, Virgo, but don’t be manipulated or foolish. The best thing you can do to help others is to cultivate your own mental health with ingenuity, trusting in its radiant power to heal by example.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

“Two paradoxes are better than one,” said physicist Edward Teller. “They may even suggest a solution.” I hope this gives you a glimmer of appreciation for the sparkling contradictions you’re surrounded by, Libra.

It would be understandable if up until today you felt they were crazy-making stressors that served no good purpose. But now maybe you will be motivated to stand on your head, cross your eyes, and try to see how the tangy riddles might actually be used to untangle each other.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

Despite the wealth and renown he has accumulated during his influential career, musician Brian Eno is a big fan of raw simplicity.

Speaking about R&B, soul music, and psychedelia, he said, “These earlier eras of pop music were characterized not by the search for perfection but by bizarre enthusiasms, small budgets, erratic technique, crummy equipment, and wild abandon.” Would you con-

homework What do you want to be when you grow up? Testify at http://www. freewillastrology.com © Copyright 2010, 2011 Rob Brezsny

sider playing with that approach in the coming weeks, Scorpio? It’s not necessarily something you should do all the time, but right now I suspect it’s a formula for the most interesting kind of success.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

Research Digest Blog asked eminent psychologists to write about the theme “one nagging thing you still don’t understand about yourself.” One expert wondered why he always overestimates how much work he can get done. Another pondered the fact that he falls prey to his own irrational biases even though he’s well aware he has them. A third said he can’t fathom why it’s so easy for him to learn some things and so hard to learn others. What would your answer be, Sagittarius? This is an excellent time, astrologically speaking, to see if you can get to the bottom of a truth about yourself that has always eluded you. (To read the story, go here: http://tinyurl.com/ DontKnowYet.)

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CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

I suspect that you will either be spectacularly right or breathtakingly wrong in the coming days. Which way it goes will all depend on whether you’re observing and responding to the actual events unfolding in front of you or else are more focused on the images dancing around in your imagination. Of course it’s always a good idea to get your biases and projections out of the way so you can see life as it really is, but it’s especially crucial now.

So much is contingent upon your ability to be acutely perceptive and crisply objective.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

In the old fairy tale, the character known as Rumpelstiltskin had the power to spin straw into gold. That skill has a metaphorical resemblance to the wizardry you could pull off in the coming weeks: transforming seemingly ordinary or worthless stuff into a valuable asset.

Although your work might seem a bit miraculous and make some people wonder if you’ve used hocus-pocus, the fact is that it may at times feel tedious or extremely demanding to you. Be gutsy in your mastery of the intricate details, Aquarius. I’ll be thinking of you as the Gritty Magician.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20)

“Good things may come to those who wait — but they’re mostly just the things left behind by those who hustle and bustle.” That message was in the fortune cookie I got with my Chinese take-out food tonight. It happens to be a perfect fit for your current astrological omens, so I’m handing it over to you. In the coming week, I don’t recommend that you sit around patiently and watch how the trends ripen. I don’t think you should bide your time or be cautious in making a commitment.

Be proactive, Pisces — maybe even gung ho.

Carpe the freaking diem.

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exhibition of works by Mark Koven, a 2011 recipient of a North Carolina Regional Artist Project Grant. The exhibition will also feature the Mobile ART Lab, a collaborative project launched by the Asheville Area Arts Council and the City of Asheville Parks, Recreation and Cultural Arts Department.

• FR (3/11), 6-9pm - An opening reception for Falling Into the Sky, which “takes inspiration from science and the life of the French writer and aviator Antoine de Saint-Exupery (author of the Little Prince), by focusing on his words ‘what is essential is often invisible to the eye.’” The reception will also feature Mobile ART Lab projects (throwing LED magnetic stickies, outdoor video projections), a live DJ, sweets by Artista Cakes and cotton candy served by students from Koven’s “Edible Aesthetics” course at UNCA. Transylvania Community Arts Council Located at 349 S. Caldwell St., Brevard. Hours: Mon.-Fri., 10am-4pm. Info: 884-2787 or www.artsofbrevard.org.

• FR (3/11) through TH (3/31) - Outdoor Adventure exhibit.

• FR (3/11), 5-7pm - Reception for Outdoor Adventure.

WCU Video Art Screening Series Co-curated by WCU Art History Professor Seth McCormick, this series runs throughout the spring semester, featuring a wide range of works on loan from the Electronic Arts Intermix in New York City. These works are part of a series from the late ‘60s and early ‘70s dealing with issues of synchronization and feedback between the live and the recorded image, exploring the way it conditions the relationship between performer and audience.Screening are held at the Fine Art Museum of WCU. Open Mon., Tues., Wed. & Fri., 10 a.m.-4 p.m.; Thurs., 10 a.m.-7 p.m. Info: www.Fineartmuseum. wcu.edu or 227-3591.

• Through (3/11) - Vito Acconci’s Remote Control and Bruce Nauman’s Lip Sync.

• TH (3/17) through FR (4/1) Joan Jonas’ Left Side Right Side and Dan Graham’s Performer/ Audience/Mirror.

More Art Exhibits & Openings Art at Jubilee!

The Jubilee! Community Building is located at 46 Wall St., enter on Patton Ave. Info: 252-5335.

• Through TH (3/31) - An installation of photography from past “Hand Me Down” performances, rehearsals and more will be on display. Free.

Art at West Asheville Library • Through TH (3/31) - An exhibition by Victor Palomino.

Located at 942 Haywood Road.

Info: 250-4750. or http://vaptart. weebly.com.

Events at Montford Books & More The bookstore at 31 Montford Ave. hosts author readings and writing groups. Info: 285-8805.

• FR (3/11) through TH (3/31) - Frost & Flower, an exhibition by local artist Johnny Dean McCurry. All paintings were inspired by two visually dramatic seasons experienced in the mountains of WNC and include winterscapes and spring floral landscapes.

FR (3/11), 6-8pm - An opening reception for Frost & Flower will be held.

Firestorm Cafe & Books Located at 48 Commerce St., Asheville. Info: 255-8115 or www.firestormcafe.com.

• TH (3/17), 6pm - An opening reception for Jerry Nelson/ Asheville Homeless Network’s photography.

Classes, Meetings & Arts-Related Events Asheville Art Museum Located on Pack Square in downtown Asheville. Hours: Tues.-Sat., 10am-5pm and Sun., 1-5pm. Admission: $8/$7 students and seniors/Free for kids under 4. Free first Wednesdays from 3-5pm. Info: 253-3227 or www.ashevilleart.org.

• Through FR (4/1) - Applications for a 2011 summer internship program will be accepted. See website for details.

• FR (3/11), noon-1pm - “Looking Back: Celebrating 60 Years of Collecting at the Asheville Art Museum,” a presentation and tour of the museum’s collection of American art of the 20th and 21st centuries with artists Kenn Kotara and Steven Seinberg. Free with museum membership or admission.

Asheville Gallery of Art A co-op gallery representing 29 regional artists, located at 16 College St. Hours: Mon.-Sat., 10am-5:30pm. Info: 251-5796 or www.ashevillegallery-of-art. com.

• Through TH (3/31) Personages, an exhibition featuring works by Hal Boyd.

Craft Campus at UNCA Located at 1 University Heights, Asheville. Info: 250-2392 or www.unca.edu/craftcampus.

• TH (3/17), 7pm - Meet the Maker: Ann Millett-Gallant, educator and author of The Disabled Body in Contemporary Art. A reception will be held at 6:30pm at the Owen Conference Room, 302 Owen Hall.

• TH (3/17) - Meet the Maker: Ann Millett-Gallant, educator and author of The Disabled Body in Contemporary Art. A reception will be held at 6:30pm, and the lecture will begin at 7pm, at UNCA’s Owen Hall, room 302.

Free. Info: 250-2392 or www2. unca.edu/craftcampus/mtm.htm.

Events at the Turchin Center Appalachian State University’s Turchin Center for the Visual Arts is located at 423 West King St., in Boone. Info: 262-3017 or www.tcva.org.

• WE (3/16), Noon-1pm - Lunch & Learn: “Appalachian Mountain Photography Competition,” a presentation held at the Turchin Center Lecture Hall.

• TH (3/17), 7-8pm - Visiting artist lecture: “The Hemlocks!

The Hemlocks! Grief and Celebration Part 2,” with arborist Lear Powell, journalist Sam Calhoun and Lowell Hayes. Held at the Turchin Center Lecture Hall.

Haywood County Arts Council The HCAC sponsors a variety of art-related events in Waynesville and Haywood County. Unless otherwise noted, showings take place at HCAC’s Gallery 86 (86 North Main St.) in Waynesville.

Hours: Mon.-Sat., 10am-5pm.

Info: 452-0593 or www.haywoodarts.org.

• SA (3/12), 10:30am - The Haywood County Arts Council’s Quilt Trails project will unveil three quilt blocks in Clyde, beginning at the Shook-Smathers House, 178 Morgan St. Ceremonies at Lil’s, 88 Main St., and the Haywood Institute building, 3 Brown St., will immediately follow.

Oconaluftee Institute for Cultural Arts Located at 70 Bingo Loop in Cherokee. Info: 497-3945.

• WEDNESDAYS (3/9 through 3/30), 8pm - “Certification in the Building Industry for Cherokee Craft Artists,” a workshop open to artists, artisans and collegelevel art students. Register: 497-3945 or j_marley@ southwesterncc.edu. Info: : www.handmadeinamerica.org.

Directions: www.southwesterncc.edu/centers/oica.htm.

Swannanoa Valley Fine Arts League Classes are held at the studio, 999 W. Old Rt. 70, Black Mountain. Info: svfal.info@ gmail.com or www.svfal.org.

• THURSDAYS, noon-3pm - Try something new every week at the Experimental Art Group.

Learn and share collage and water/mixed media techniques in a playful setting. All levels welcome. $6 per session. Info: svfal.info@gmail.com or 3578129.

• FRIDAYS, 10am-1pm - A figure drawing/open studio session will be held with a live model in various poses. No instruction provided. “Working with a live model strengthens your drawing and painting abilities.” $10 fee for model. Info: greenbergfrances@yahoo.com.

The Conn-Artist Studios & Art Gallery Located at 611 Greenville Hwy., Hendersonville. Info: 329-2918.

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• TUESDAYS, 10am-1pm - Hendersonville artist Ruth Goldsborough offers portrait classes with a live model for pastel, oil or charcoal artists.

Goldsborough demonstrates with a sketch portrait of the subject, then works with each student on color, composition, lighting and facial structure. $25.

Info: 890-3929 or www.connartist.com.

The Fine Arts League of the Carolinas Located at 362 Depot St., in the River Arts District. Info: 2525050 or www.fineartsleague.org.

• WE (3/17), 7pm - “Art Crime,” with James A. Bond. The lecture will focus on the global impact of art theft and trafficking.

Refreshments will be served.

With Our Hands • Through TH (3/31) - Free art classes for all people affected by sexual violence, presented by Our VOICE and Arts 2 People.

Clay, poetry, collage and more.

Info: www.ourvoicenc.org or 252-0562.

Art/Craft Fairs Asheville Art Museum Located on Pack Square in downtown Asheville. Hours: Tues.-Sat., 10am-5pm and Sun., 1-5pm. Admission: $8/$7 students and seniors/Free for kids under 4. Free first Wednesdays from 3-5pm. Info: 253-3227 or www.ashevilleart.org.

• SA & SU (3/12 & 3/13) - The Curator’s Bazaar, featuring books, frames, art and a variety of other items, will be held at Pack Place Community Gallery.

Free. n Donations accepted. Call for details.

Families Purusing Justice Spring Craft Fair • SA (3/12), 9am-6pm - Families Pursuing Justice will host a spring craft fair at the Woodfin Community Center, 11 Community St., featuring local artisians and farmers.

Spoken & Written Word Finding the Stoyteller in You (pd.) Nationally acclaimed storyteller, Connie Regan-Blake, offers her one-day workshop “Finding the Storyteller in You” on Sat. April 2. All levels welcomed.

Early bird discount. www.storywindow.com 828-258-1113 Attention WNC Mystery Writers • TH (3/10), 6-8pm - The WNC Mysterians Critique Group meets at Books-a-Million, in the lounge area, Tunnel Road. For serious mystery/suspense/thriller writers.

Info: 712-5570..

Author Event at the Grove Park Inn • SA (3/12), 11am - Meet travel writer Diane Daniel, author of Farm Fresh North Carolina, at the Farm-to-Table Buffet Brunch

at the Grove Park Inn. Info: www.groveparkinn.com.

Blue Ridge Books Located at 152 S. Main St., Waynesville. Info: www.brbooksnews.com or 456-6000.

• TU (3/10), 6:30-8pm - Celtic open mic for professional and amateur musicians.

• TU (3/15), 10am - Book Babies. Story time for children ages 3 and younger.

Books & Bites • SA (3/12), noon - The second annual Books & Bites author’s luncheon will feature Chris Hartley, author of Stoneman’s Raid. Meet at The Mountains Branch Library, 150 Bills Creek Road in Lake Lure. $25. Info: 625-0456.

Broken Open By Life: Writing to Heal • SA (3/12), 2-5pm - Join facilitator Sheridan Hill for an afternoon of useful exercises designed to help remember, write and move on from a difficult place. Hill draws on memory and imagination to help people tell their stories. $30. Info: biographer@mac.com.

Buncombe County Public Libraries LIBRARY ABBREVIATIONS - Each Library event is marked by the following location abbreviations: n BM = Black Mountain Library (105 N. Dougherty St., 250-4756) n FV = Fairview Library (1 Taylor Road, 250-6484) n NA = North Asheville Library (1030 Merrimon Avenue, 2504752) n SS = Skyland/South Buncombe Library (260 Overlook Road, 250-6488) n SW = Swannanoa Library (101 West Charleston Street, 250-6486) n Library storyline: 250-KIDS. • TH (3/10), 1pm - Book Club: Road Home by local author Rusty Frank. FV. • TU (3/15), 7pm - Book Club: Find Me by Carol O’Connell.

BM —- 2pm - Book Club: Olive Kitteridge by Elizabeth Strout. NA. • WE (3/16), 5-7pm - Library Knitters meet. A casual knitting and needlework group for all skill levels. SW. • TH (3/17), 2:30-3pm - Book Club: Tinkers by Paul Harding.

SS —- 7pm - Library Knitters meet. BM —- 7pm - Book Club: A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving. FV. Carl Sandburg Home Carl Sandburg Home National Historic Site is located three miles south of Hendersonville off U.S. 25 on Little River Road.

Info: 693-4178 or www.nps. gov/carl.

• FR (3/11), 5-7pm - A welcoming reception for Jane Sadusky, the 2011 Carl Sandburg Writer-in-Residence, will be held at the Henderson

County Chamber of Commerce, at the corner of Kanuga and Church Street in Hendersonville.

Sadusky will share a few selections of her writing, and a reception will follow. Refreshments will be served.

Cipher Circle Mondays • MONDAYS beginning (3/14), 10pm - Join emcee/producer CAMPAIGN for this jazz-infused open mic catered toward spoken word artists, freestylers, improv singers and rhyme artists of all natures. Bass and drum accompaniment provided by the LikeMind Trio’s Mike Holstein and Justin Watt. Sit-in musicians welcome. Held at Hole ‘n’ Da Wall, 44 Market St., in downtown Asheville.

Donations encouraged. Info: PureSavageEnt@gmail.com.

Events at City Lights City Lights Bookstore is at 3 E. Jackson St., in downtown Sylva.

Info: 586-9499 or more@citylightsnc.com.

• SA (3/12), 2pm - Reading and discussion with Johnnie Sue Myers, author of The Gathering Place: Traditional Cherokee Dishes —- 7pm - Liar’s Bench: “Mountain Moonshine.”

• TH (3/17), 10:30am - “Coffee with the Poet.”

Events at Malaprop’s The bookstore and cafe at 55 Haywood St. hosts visiting authors for talks and book signings. Info: 254-6734 or www. malaprops.com.

• WE (3/9), 7pm - Dr. Bill Bass and Jon Jefferson will read from and sign copies of their latest novel The Bone Yard, based on the real-life Body Farm, a forensic science research facility at the University of Tennessee.

• TH (3/10), 7pm - Author Laura Carpini will read from and sign copies of her novel Bear Speaks: The Story of Seven Sacred LessonsLearned from a Montana Grizzly.

• FR (3/11), 7pm - Yann Martel, author of Life of Pi, will celebrate the paperback release of Beatrice & Virgil with a reading and book signing. $10 admission includes $5 Malaprop’s gift certificate.

• SU (3/13), 3pm - Asheville author Bill Branyon will discusshis new book Liberating Liberals: A Political Synthesis of: Nietzsche& Jesus, Vonnegut & Marx (Groucho, not Karl), Gandhi & Machiavelli —- 5pm - Malidoma Some, author and initiated elder/African Shaman, will speak about the importance of our relationships with the ancestors and the natural world in everyday life. A book signing will follow.

• TU (3/15), 7pm - Sheri Holman, author of The Dress Lodger, will read from and sign copies of her new novel, Witches on the Road Tonight.

• WE (3/16), 7pm - Frances Mayes, author of Under the

Tuscan Sun, will read from and sign copies of her latest work, Every Day in Tuscany: Seasons of an Italian Life. $15 admission includes Tuscan reception by Laurey’s Catering and $5 off the novel.

• TH (3/17), 7pm - Women on Words women’s poetry circle will meet to critique presented poems. New members welcome.

• TH (3/17), 7pm - C.A. Conrad will read and sign copies of his new and expanded edition of The Book of Frank.

Firestorm Cafe & Books Located at 48 Commerce St., Asheville. Info: 255-8115 or www.firestormcafe.com.

• FR (3/11), 6pm - North Carolina author Tara Lynne Groth will discuss her book How Do You Roo? A Survivor’s Pocket Guide to Bonnaroo.

Fountainhead Bookstore Located at 408 N Main St., Hendersonville. Info: 697-1870.

• SA (3/12), 3pm - Vicki Lane will discuss and sign copies of her book The Day of Small Things.

• TH (3/17), 4pm - Tracey Schmidt, aphotographer and poet, will read from her new book of poetry.She will be accompanied by dulcimer player Mary Sparks.

Girls on the Run Girls on the Run is a nonprofit dedicated to educating and preparing girls for a lifetime of self-respect and healthy living.

Info: www.gotrwnc.org or girlsontherunwnc@gmail.com.

• TU (3/15) - Secret Essay Contest. Send submission for the spring essay contest: “How does Girls on the Run make you Fearless?” See website for details.

Joyce Kilmer Memorial Forest Poetry Contest Open to children in grades K-12 and to adults and professional writers. Poems must be about a trees or forests. The contest commemorates the 75th anniversary of the dedication of the Joyce Kilmer Memorial Forest.

All poems will be received by Stecoah Valley Cultural Arts Center and are judged by a panel of teachers, writers and the general public.Info: www. stecoahvalleycenter.com.

• Through TU (5/31) Submissions will be accepted.

Literary Events at UNCA Events are free unless noted.

Tickets & info: 232-5000.

• TU (3/15), 7:30pm - A reading

by Bret Anthony Johnson will be held at Karpen Hall, Laurel Forum. Johnson is the director of creative writing at Harvard University and the author of Corpus Christi: Stories which was given the annual Short Fiction Award by The Southern Review.

Poetry Slam Asheville

• SU (3/13), 8pm - Poetry Slam Asheville, featuring a special performance by the well-versed James Navé will be held at the Asheville Masonic Temple, 80 Broadway St. The champion slammer wins a $50 cash prize.

Arrive at 7:30pm to perform. $5.

Info: www.poetryslamasheville. com.

Waynesville Parks and Recreation Info: 456-2030 or recprograms@townofwaynesville.org.

• TU (3/15), 6:30pm - There will be an organizational meeting for the ISA Softball League. This is a mandatory meeting for all team representatives interested in entering a team in the spring league. Register: recathletics@ townofwaynesville.org.

Writers’ Workshop Events WW offers a variety of classes and events for beginning and experienced writers. Info: 2548111 or www.twwoa.org.

• SA (3/12), 10:30-4:30pm - “Writing for the Media,” with Mike Weinstein.

Xpress Yourself Submit a poem to the Mountain Xpress Poetry Contest. Winners will have their work published in print and will read their poem aloud on Friday, April 8 at the Masonic Temple, in downtown Asheville, and at WordFest in early May. Info: www.mountainx. com/ae/poetry/submit.

• Through TH (3/17) Submissions will be accepted.

Festivals & Gatherings FENCE Events The Foothills Equestrian Nature Center is located at 3381 Hunting Country Road in Tryon.

Info: 859-9021 or www.fence. org.

• SU (3/13), 1-5pm - The annual “Go Fly A Kite” event, where “early spring winds send brightly colored kites aloft,” will be held on Hawk Ridge, behind the FENCE Center. The first two hundred children to arrive will receive a free kite. Free. Bring a kite.

Music Analog To Digital • Vinyl/Tape To CD • VHS To DVD (pd.) Convert classic vinyl and tape to digital or CD and old VHS to DVD. Great quality! Very affordable. Call (828) 442-6211. www.vinylrecordstocd.com Carolina Concert Choir • FR (3/11), 7:30pm & SA (3/12), 3pm - The “All-Sacred Concert” will be performed at St. James Episcopal Church in Hendersonville. $15/$5 students.

Info: www.CarolinaConcertChoir. org.

Classical Piano Concert • SU (3/13), 4pm - Acclaimed pianist David Troy Francis will perform in concert at the Groce

newsoftheweird Lead story Tombstone, Ariz., which was the site of the legendary 1881 Gunfight at the O.K. Corral (made into a 1957 movie), is about 70 miles from the Tucson shopping center where a U.S. congresswoman, a federal judge and others were shot in January. A Los Angeles Times dispatch later that month noted that the “wild West” of 1881 Tombstone had far stricter gun control than present-day Arizona. The historic gunfight occurred when the marshal (Virgil Earp, brother of Wyatt) tried to enforce the town’s no-carry law against local thugs. Today, however, with few restrictions and no licenses required, virtually any Arizonan 18 or older can carry a handgun openly, and those 21 or older can carry one concealed.

Leading economic indicators

The government of Romania, attempting to make amends for historical persecution of fortune-telling “witches” while collecting more taxes, amended its labor law recently to legalize the profession. However, “queen witch” Bratara Buzea, apparently speaking for many in the soothsaying business, told the Associated Press in February that official recognition might make witches legally responsible for future events that are beyond their control. Already, witches are said to be fighting back against the government with curses — hurling poisonous mandrake plants into the Danube River and casting a special spell involving cat dung and a dead dog.

Compelling explanations

• British loyalist Michael Stone still claims it was all a misunderstanding — that he did not intend to assassinate Irish Republican Army political leaders in 2006, despite being arrested at the Northern Ireland Legislature carrying knives, an ax, a garrote and a bag of explosives that included flammable liquids, gas canisters and fuses. He was later convicted, based on his having detonated one explosive in the foyer and carried the other devices into the hall to confront the leaders, but he continued to insist that he was merely engaged in “performance art.” (In January 2011, the Northern Ireland Court of

Appeal rejected his claim.)

• Phyllis Stevens, 59, said she had no idea she’d embezzled nearly $6 million until her employer (Aviva USA of Des Moines, Iowa) showed her the evidence. She said it must have been done by the “hundreds” of personalities created by her dissociative-identity disorder (including “Robin,” who was caught trying to spend Stevens’ remaining money in Las Vegas just hours after the showdown with Aviva). Stevens and her spouse had been spending lavishly, buying properties, and contributing generously to political causes. As the “core person,” Stevens said she will accept responsibility but asked a federal judge for leniency. (The prosecutor said Stevens is simply a thief.)

• Thomas Walkley, a lawyer from Norton, Ohio, was charged in January with indecent exposure for pulling his pants down in front of two 19year-old males, but Walkley said he was merely “mentoring” at-risk boys. He said it is a technique he had used with other troubled youths, especially the most difficult cases, by getting them “to think differently.” Said Walkley, “Radical times call for radical measures.”

Ironies

• Police were out in force in September as schools opened in Toronto, writing 25 schoolzone speeding tickets in the first two hours. One of the 25 was issued to the driver of a school bus, caught speeding through a school zone trying to avoid being late at a pickup point farther down the road.

The litigious society

Paul Mason, 50, an ex-letter-carrier in Ipswich, England, told reporters in January he plans to

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sue Britain’s National Health Service for negligence, because it allowed him to “grow” to a weight of nearly 900 pounds. Mason said he “begged” the agency for help in 1996, when he weighed 420, but was merely told to “ride your bike more.” Last year, he was finally allowed gastric surgery, which reduced him to his current 518. At his heaviest, Mason estimates he was consuming 20,000 calories a day.

Update

Life is improving for some Burmese Kayan women who, fleeing regular assaults by soldiers of Myanmar’s military government, become valuable exhibits at tourist attractions in neighboring Thailand. Stacks of heavy metal rings worn around their necks from an early age depress the girls’ clavicles, making their necks appear elongated, which the tribe (and many tourists) find exotic. But while human-rights activists deplore these Thai “human zoos,” a Nacogdoches, Texas, poultry plant recently offered some of the women a more attractive choice — moving to Texas to debone chickens.

People with issues

Mount Vernon, Ohio, police aren’t sure of the motive, but they know (according to records made public in February) that murderer/kidnapper Matthew Hoffman was arrested in November in a living room piled 3 feet high with leaves and a bathroom with 110 bags of leaves attached to the walls. The unemployed tree-trimmer later confessed to kidnapping and raping a 13-year-old girl (whom he kept in a basement on a pallet of leaves) and had stuffed the bodies of three murder victims in a hollow tree. An expert on serial killers told ABC News that trees might have given Hoffman comfort, but police say he may also have planned to torch the house later.

Recurring themes

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In January, John Finch, 44, of Wilmington, Del., became the latest alleged burglar to break in (through a window) and be unable either to climb back out or figure out the automatic locks on the doors (and thus be forced to call 911 on himself to be rescued).

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United Methodist Church, 954 Tunnel Road. Francis was the recording pianist for the films Pursuit of Happyness and Fame.

Info: 298-7647.

Concerts at Unitarian Universalist Church of Asheville Located at 1 Edwin Place Info: 299-4171 or www.uuasheville. org.

• SU (3/13), 7pm - Mountain Spirit Coffee House presents Robin Bullock. $12/$8 students.

Madison County Arts Council Events Located at 90 S. Main St., in Marshall. Info: 649-1301 or www.madisoncountyarts.com.

• SA (3/12), 4 & 7:30pm - The Fiddlers of Madison County, featuring Bobby Hicks, Arvil Freeman, Roger Howell and more, will perform at The Madison County Arts Center. $15.

Mountain Spirit Coffeehouse Concerts are held at the Unitarian Universalist Church on the corner of Edwin and Charlotte St. in Asheville. $12 adults/$8 students. Info: 299-4171 or www. uuasheville.org.

• SU (3/13), 7pm - Robin Bullock will perform.

Music at Asheville Art Museum The museum is situated at 2 South Pack Square. Info: 2533227.

• SU (3/13), 3pm - Pianoforte Concert Series: Kimberly Cann will perform works by Liszt, Ravel, Bach-Busoni & more. $6 members/$8 plus museum admission for nonmembers.

Info: ext. 120 or nsokolove@ ashevilleart.org.

Music at Groce United Methodist Church • SU (3/13), 4pm - Concert pianist and composer David Troy Francis will perform works

by Rachmaninoff and Pachabel, as well as original arrangements of American Hymns. Located at 954 Tunnel Road. Info: 2987647. More about Troy Francis: www.barbarianrecords.com.

Music at the Rock Church • SA (3/12), 7-9:30pm - The Grammy nominated band Gungor will perform live at the

Rock Church, 273 Monte Vista Road in Candler. $15. Info: www.rockofasheville.com.

Music at UNCA Concerts are held in Lipinsky Auditorium, unless otherwise noted. Tickets & info: 232-5000.

• TH (3/17), 7:30pm - Vocal and instrumental selections will be presented by various jazz combos under the direction of Matthew Richmond, Rich Willey and Tom Coppola. $5.

Song O’ Sky Chorus (Sweet Adelines International) The chorus is always looking for women 18+ who want to learn how to sing barbershop harmony. Please visit a rehearsal.

Info: (866)-824-9547 or www. songosky.org.

• TUESDAYS, 6:45pm Rehearsals in the Fellowship Hall at First Congregational Church, 20 Oak St. Sunday Jam • SUNDAYS, 5pm - Musicians, no matter what skill level, instrument or style, are welcome at this community jam. Bring a dish to share for a potluck meal.

Details and weekly locations: 317-1861.

Tryon Fine Arts Center Located at 34 Melrose Ave., in Tryon. Info: 859-8322 or www. tryonarts.org • TH (3/10), 8pm - Danu, the award-winning traditional Irish ensemble from County Waterford, performs in concert. $25. Call the box office Tues.Fri., 10am-4pm, and Sat., 10am-1pm.

Theater Asheville Community Theatre Celebrate joyful, mindful living in a church with heart.

Contemporary music by Lytingale and The Unitic Band.

Located at 2041 Old Fanning Bridge Road, Mills River. Info: 684-3798, 891-8700 or www. unitync.net.

• TU (3/15), 6:30-7:30pm - Volunteer Orientation Session.

Those interested in volunteering at ACT are invited to attend. Info: 254-1320 ext. 21.

Flat Rock Playhouse The State Theater of North Carolina is on Hwy. 225, 3 miles south of Hendersonville. Info: 693-0731 or www.flatrockplayhouse.org.

• FR (3/11) through SU (3/20) - The YouTheatre of Flat Rock Playhouse presents a musical adaptation of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, the rambunctious tale of a mischievous young boy growing up in a small town along the Mississippi River.

Hendersonville Little Theatre Located at the Barn on State St., between Kanuga and Willow Roads in Hendersonville. $14/$8 or $18/$10 for musicals. Info: 692-1082 or www.hendersonvillelittletheatre.org.

• FRIDAYS (3/11) through SUNDAYS (3/27) - The Odd Couple, described as “a hilarious face-off between the neat-freak and the slob,” will be performed.

Fri.-Sat., 8pm & Sun., 2pm.

Opening night will feature a champagne reception before the performance.

NC Stage Company Asheville’s professional resident theater company, performing at 15 Stage Lane in downtown Asheville (entrance off of Walnut St., across from Zambra’s). Info & tickets: 239-0263 or www. ncstage.org.

• Through SU (3/13) - Boeing Boeing by Marc Camoletti. A high-energy farce set in the 1960s, featuring men struggling to keep themselves grounded as their love lives remain up in the air with their stewardess girlfriends. Wed., $16; Thur.-Sun., $28; Thur.-Sun. matinee $25.

The Bombs Away Cabaret Asheville’s tantalizing cabaret and burlesque collaborative. Info: www.myspace.com/bombsawaycabaret.

• FRIDAYS & SATURDAYS (3/11 through 3/19), 8pm “Pirate Booty,” a full-length show will be performed at the Asheville Arts Center, 308 Merrimon Ave. “The girls are glamorous, the tease is tantalizing and the laughs are nonstop.” $12. Food, beer and wine will be offered by

donation. All profits will benefit the Western North Carolina AIDS Project. Info: 337-7350 or bombsawaycabaret@yahoo. com.

The Magnetic Field A cafe, bar and performance house located at 372 Depot St., in the River Arts District. Info: www.themagneticfield.com or 257-4003.

• THURSDAYS (3/10) through SATURDAYS (3/19), 7:30pm Ruth, written by John Crutchfield and directed by Steven Samuels.

Late-night performances will be held at 10pm on Fridays and Saturdays. $12-14.

Comedy Performances at Diana Wortham Theatre For ticket information or more details: 257-4530 or www. dwtheatre.com.

• FR (3/11), 8pm - Billy D. Washington will perform. A stand-up comedian and musician. Often incorporating keyboard playing into his comedy act, his talents have taken him from a career as a policeman to being the opening act for Aretha Franklin. $30.

The Magnetic Field A cafe, bar and performance house located at 372 Depot St., in the River Arts District. Info: www.themagneticfield.com or 257-4003.

• TU (3/15), 10pm - Up-andcoming nationally touring comedian Jeremy Pierce will perform for one night only. Tickets available at the door.

Film Classic World Cinema Foreign Film Series • FR (3/11), 7:45pm - Pather Panchali by Satyajit Ray (1955 India). Held at the Courtyard Gallery, in the upstairs library of the Phil Mechanic Studio, 109 Roberts St. Info: ashevillecourtyard.com or Cranky Hanke’s special showing section.

Film Screening and Discussion Group

• 2nd THURSDAYS, 6pm - Meet to view and discuss the film The Weather Underground and other films related to struggle. All are welcome, including filmmakers.

Location and details: 980-4037 or poppasays01@gmail.com.

Social Justice Film Night at Unitarian Universalist Located at the corner of Charlotte St. and Edwin Pl. Free, but donations accepted.

Discussion follows screenings.

Call for childcare. Info: 299-1242 or www.uuasheville.org.

• FR (3/11), 7pm - The documentary film What in the World Are They Spraying will be shown.

Dance 7pm Wednesdays • InterPlay Asheville (pd.) Play with us, and tap into body wisdom, with movement, reflection, voice, and 1 minute stories. It’s easy and Fun, plus, you can’t do it wrong! (Really!) (now every Wednesday.) $5$15. • Sacred Embodiment Center, 31 Carolina Lane, Asheville, NC • downtown Asheville! Info: www.interplayasheville.org/ Learn Beyonce’s Single Ladies Dance! (pd.) 10 week series starts Mar. 7 at Homewood, 19 Zillicoa St. from 6-7 pm. $7/class if paying for entire series. Learn Janet Jackson’s hot Hip Hop dance to her song All For You! Starts Mar. 7 at Homewood, 7:15-8:15 pm. Contact Kathleen to sign up, idodances@gmail.com, 828275-8628.

Studio Zahiya (pd.) • Tuesday: 9-10am: Hip Hop Fitness • 6-7pm: Beginner Bellydance • 8:109:10pm: Intermediate/Advanced Bellydance • Thursday: 9-10am: All Levels Bellydance • 67pm: Bollywood and Bhangra • 8:10-9:10pm: Hip Hop. • Drop-in anytime. $12/class. • Info: (828) 242-7595 or www. lisazahiya.com Asheville Contemporary Dance Theatre Performances are held at BeBe Theatre, 20 Commerce St.,

Asheville. Info & tickets: 2542621.

• FR (3/11) through SA (3/12), 8pm & SU (3/13), 6pm - The Men’s Dance Festival will be performed. The showcase will feature performances by 20 men and include “dancing, singing and other amazing feats of performance art to delight audiences of all ages.”

Asheville International Folk Dancers • TUESDAYS, 7-9:30pm - We do a variety of dances from all over the world, but mainly line dances from Eastern Europe, particularly the Balkans. At Harvest House, 205 Kenilworth Road, Asheville. No partner, no cost. Info: 645-1543 or mmgoodman@frontier.com.

Asheville Movement Collective AMC hosts weekly dance-waves for personal and community transformation. First wave is free.

Info: www.DanceAMC.org.

• FRIDAYS, 7-9pm - Meet at the Terpsicorps Studio of Dance above The Wedge in the River Arts District. $5.

• SUNDAYS, 8:30-10:30 am & 10:30am-12:30pm - Meet at Studio 11, 11 Richland St., in West Asheville. $5.

Carolina Shag Dancing • WEDNESDAYS, 7-11pm - Dance with a DJ. $5.

• SUNDAYS, 4-5pm - Free dance lesson. An open dance will follow until 7pm. Held at Bosco’s Sports Zone, 3210 Hendersonville Road. Info: 684-2646.

Creative Technology & Arts Center Located at Odyssey Community School, 90 Zillicoa St., Asheville.

Info: www.ctacenter.org.

• MONDAYS (through 4/25), 5-6:30pm - A “Modern Dance & Expressive Movement” class will be taught by Claire Elizabeth Barratt. All adults and teens are welcome. $10-$20 sliding scale.

Hendersonville Ballroom Dance Club Meets in the ballroom of the Elks Lodge, 546 N. Justice St., Hendersonville. Yearly membership is $10. Couples and singles

of all ages are welcome. Info: 692-8281.

• FRIDAYS, 7-7:30pm - Dance lessons —- 7:30-10pm Dance. DJ Fred Young provides a variety of dance tunes from waltz to tango. Refreshments will be served. $5 admission for members/$6 nonmembers.

Swing Asheville Info: www.swingasheville.com, 301-7629 or dance@swingasheville.com.

• TUESDAYS, 6-7pm - Beginner swing dance lessons at Eleven on Grove, 11 Grove St., in downtown Asheville. $12 per week for a four-week workshop.

No partner needed. Classes start first Tuesday of every month.

Swing dance from 8pm-11pm every Tuesday night.

Auditions & Call to Artists Events at 35below This black box theater is located underneath Asheville Community Theatre at 35 E. Walnut St. Info: 254-1320 or www.ashevilletheatre.org.

• TU (3/15), 10am-3pm - Auditions will be held for The Shadow Box, the third Reader’s Theatre Showcase performance in The Autumn Player’s season.

The play will be directed by Beth Ely and requires nine actors. All are welcome.

HATCH Asheville A mentoring festival for the creative industries featuring worldrenowned artists. There will be panels, workshops, keynote speakers, exhibits, film screenings, performances, receptions, networking parties and more. For a schedule of events and more info: www.hatchasheville.org.

• MO (3/14) - HATCH Architecture is now taking submissions for this year’s groundbreakers. The groundbreakers competition is an open call to young professionals and current students of architecture that that have graduated from a school of architecture within the last 10 years. Applications are due on

March 14. Info: architecture. avl@hatchexperience.com. n Entries for a night-time projected exhibition called UP Close, which will be shown in surprise locations downtown during HATCH, will be accepted. This exhibit will be juried and anyone can enter by getting an application at www.hatchexperience. com/call-for-entries.

Turchin Center’s Community Art School A variety of programs are offered through Appalachian State Universitys Turchin Center for the Visual Arts in Boone. To register or for more info: 262-3017 or www.tcva.org/register.

• Through MO (3/28) Submissions will be accepted for the Halpert Biennial 2011, a national, juried, two-dimensional art competition and exhibition program designed to recognize new works by emerging and established artists. Info: halpert. tcva.appstate.edu.

Voices of the River • Through MO (4/6) - Submissions for the fourth annual poetry and art contest will be accepted. This year’s contest is titled “It’s In Your Hands.”

Send poetry, 2D and 3D art to RiverLink, a nonprofit organization dedicated to improving life along the French Broad, and visit www.riverlink.org/earthdaycontest.asp for guidelines. Local writers Glenis Redmon and Sebastian Matthews will judge this year’s contest. Info: 2528474 or www.riverlink.org.

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consciousparty What: A film screening and fundraiser for the Mars Hill College Cycling team Where: Asheville Pizza & Brewing Co., 675 Merrimon Ave. Asheville When: Thursday, March 10 (9:30 p.m., $10 suggested donation at the door/$5 for students. Info: marshillcycling.com/ film-fundraiser) Why: The Mars Hill College Cycling team presents a screening of Race Across the Sky 2010, a film about the Leadville Tail 100 held in Colorado.

The race is described as a “grueling” 12-hour, 100-mile challenge “over 14,000 vertical feet of climbing, some two miles above sea level, through extreme climate changes ranging from heat to hail, from rain to snow,” as stated on raceacrossthesky.com. Short cycling films by the Neistat Brothers of HBO Fame will also be screened, and a raffle and silent auction, featuring merchandise donated from local bike shops, will follow. Plus, local cyclists Andy and Cara Applegate, who set a new course record in the tandem

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event, will talk about their experience competing in this demanding race.

Proceeds support the Mars Hill College Cycling team’s trip to the national collegiate cycling championships held in Madison, Wis., May 6 through 8. The Mars Hill College team is the No. 1 ranking divisiontwo cycling team in the nation (ahead of the MIT team), and their goal, says team coach Hugh Moran, is “to go to nationals, get on the podium and hold on to [this] title.”

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According to marshillcycling.com, “Race Across the Sky 2010 delves into the resulting race entry boom, including record numbers of citizen riders, all with their own personal reasons for challenging themselves to this epic test of will, strength and endurance.

Joined by the toughest elite field this high-altitude century race has ever seen, these riders are tested by one of the most brutal courses known to the sport.” Check out this highadrenaline film and support a local, determined coed team.

benefitscalendar Calendar for March 9 - 17, 2011 Bootleggers’ Ball (pd.) Congregation Beth Israel is a welcoming Jewish community devoted to core values of education, spirituality, celebration, and social justice. We invite you to a Bootleggers’ Ball on March 12, 2011 at 7:30 at Pack’s Tavern in downtown Asheville. Celebrating the glamour of the 1920’s, it’s an evening of nostalgic film shorts, great music by The Firecracker Jazz Band, delicious food courtesy of Pack’s Tavern, and a complimentary beverage from The Thirsty Monk.

There will be a silent auction, games, and prizes awarded for the best vintage costumes. • Tickets are $60/person, available directly from Congregation Beth Israel, 252-8431. • Proceeds from this event will benefit educational activities and other programming at Congregation Beth Israel.

Large Church Auction And Concert • Free Admission (pd.) Unity Center, 2041 Old Fanning Bridge Rd, Mills River, Friday, March 18. • Fun evening of music and great bargains! Furniture, housewares, lawnmowers, vacuums, artwork, crafts, jewelry, golf clubs, spa treatments, weekend getaways, golf outings, and gift certificates. • Silent Auction and Concert: 7pm. • Regular Auction: 8:30pm. (828) 684-3798; 891-8700.

Visit www.unitync.net/Auction.html for an “up-to-date list” ABYSA Clean Comedy Family Night • SA (3/12), 4pm & 7pm - Comedians Ron Johnson and Paul Miller offer a unique brand of comedy that will delight the entire family. Held at the WNC Agricultural Center’s Virginia C. Boone Mountain Heritage Building, 1301 Fanning Bridge Road in Fletcher. Proceeds to benefit the Asheville Buncombe County Youth Soccer Association and GOALS

(Granting Opportunity for Advancement in Life through Soccer). $15/ $8 for children ages 7-14/$4 for children ages 4 and under. Tickets & info: www.abysa. org.

ECO Events The Environmental and Conservation Organization is dedicated to preserving the natural heritage of Henderson County and the mountain region as an effective voice of the environment. Located at 121 Third Ave. W., in Hendersonville. Info: 692-0385 or www.eco-wnc.org.

• TH (3/17) - Diamond Brand Outdoors hosts “Diva Night,” an event to benefit ECO, featuring store-wide discounts, free gifts, raffles, live music and more.

Held at 2623 Hendersonville Road in Arden.

Mars Hill College’s Cycling Team • TH (3/10), 9:30pm - The Mars Hill College cycling team presents a film screening of Race Across the Sky 2010, a documentary about the Leadville Trail 100 mountain bike race, at Asheville Pizza and Brewing Co, 675 Merrimon Ave. All proceeds will benefit the team’s trip to the national collegiate roadcycling championships in Madison, Wi. $10 suggested donation/$5 students. Info: www.marshillcycling. com/film-fundraiser.

Passion for Fashion • WE (3/16), 11:30am - A fashion show and seated luncheon to benefit Flat Rock Playhouse will be held in the Charleston Room of Kenmure Country Club, 100 Clubhouse Drive, Flat Rock. Passion for Fashion will feature spring styles for ladies and children, with clothing provided by Chico’s of Biltmore Village and Chicken Little of Flat Rock. Plus, a fashionable raffle.$40 includes lunch. Info: 693-0731.

Red Cross Benefit

• SA (3/12), noon - First Restoration Services, 8 Rutledge Circle in Fletcher, will host a charity fundraiser featuring food and drink provided by Subway, a silent auction, raffle for a flat-screen TV and more.

All proceeds to benefit The American Red Cross. Info: jeff@firstrestorationwnc.com or 684-1582.

The Bombs Away Cabaret Asheville’s tantalizing cabaret and burlesque collaborative. Info: www.myspace.com/bombsawaycabaret.

• FRIDAYS & SATURDAYS (3/11 through 3/19), 8pm - The full-length show “Pirate Booty” will be performed at the Asheville Arts Center, 308 Merrimon Ave. Food, wine and beer will be offered by donation. $12. All proceeds benefit the WNC Aids Project.

Yoga to Make a Difference • SA (3/26), 1-3pm - An Iyengar yoga class, with all proceeds benefiting Asheville Green Works, will be held at One Center Yoga, 120 Coxe Ave., suite 3A in downtown Asheville. Asheville Green Works is a volunteer based organization working to enhance the environment and quality of life for the citizens of Asheville and Buncombe County. All skill levels are welcome. Love offering. Register: 225-1904 or www. onecenteryoga.com.

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Continuing on in Spanish, she told the women — who were there to learn about childbirth and breast-feeding — “If you have trouble understanding me or I speak poorly, please correct me.”

Though Onofrio’s Spanish was near perfect, the assurance was a way to make the women and their husbands feel a little more at ease discussing subjects that, traditionally, they learn from their mothers and grandmothers. But many of the Latina women Onofrio teaches are far from home and family; and, as she explained before the class began, they’re “often very young and have little experience regarding labor. This class provides support and resources that otherwise might not be available to them.”

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Park Ridge focuses primarily on health maintenance, prevention and healing, and its staff take that mission to heart, Communications Manager Jennifer Perez explained before I met Onofrio. Formerly known as Blue Ridge Health, Park Ridge is one of almost 40 hospitals in the Adventist Health System; it serves many area residents who lack health insurance or otherwise have difficulty getting care.

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Listening to patients: At a recent childbirth workshop for Spanish-speaking, expectant mothers, Teresa Onofrio made connections with her young clients as she introduced them to the many options before them. photo by Christina McIntyre Ayala

“You have to do it too,” she informed me. “Get a partner and start the activity!” I was reluctant, but Onofrio insisted. Even in a brief exchange, I found, we can all find common ground. Some of the women were close to my age; one was from El Salvador (my mother is from Bolivia).

Onofrio drew the men into the discussion too.

As she talked about what epidural analgesia does and how beneficial breast-feeding is to an infant’s health, one of the husbands joked, “And the kids [on breast milk] are prettier, too!”

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“Yeah, that’s true!” came the replies.

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during infancy, Onofrio told her class. “Breastfeeding can help eradicate allergies and build a healthier immune system, which in turn allows the child to live a healthier life.”

She asked the women if they had breast-fed any of their children. Yes, many replied, saying those children were healthier and had stronger bones.

And maybe they were better looking, too.

For more information visit http://www.parkridgehealth.org. On Saturday, March 12, Park Ridge is sponsoring a free Birth & Breast-feeding Expo at the Asheville Mall from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. For more information, visit the website (birthnetwork.org) and click on “events.” X Editorial intern Christina McIntyre Ayala can be reached at cmayala@mountainx.com.

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Saturday, March 19 (10am-1pm), YMI Cultural Center, 39 S. Market St., Asheville. • Free EKG and Blood Pressure: Wednesday, March 16 (10am-1pm), First Congregational Church, 1735 Fifth Ave. West, Hendersonville. • Free Support Groups: Alzheimer’s Association’s Henderson County Caregivers’ Support Group: March 15, 10am, Carolina Baptist Association Office, (601 Hebron St., Hendersonville).

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• WEEKLY - Meets at the Asheville TM Center, 165 E. Chestnut St. Info: 254-4350.

Blood Pressure Clinic • TUESDAYS, 1-6pm - The faith community nurse at SOS Anglican Mission will offer free blood pressure screenings at 370 N. Louisiana Ave., suite C1. Info: rchovey@sos.spcasheville.org.

Boot Camp Classes • SATURDAYS, 8:30am - Using high-intensity interval training, this program was created to burn fat, tone and shape muscles, increase metabolism and drop pounds.

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Cancer Centers of North CarolinaAsheville • WE (3/9), 3-5pm - Robin Adriance, FNP, will present “Nutrition During Cancer Treatments,” in the conference room at 20 Medical Park Drive, off Sweeten Creek Road/south of the I-40 exchange. Info: 254-8232.

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Events at Pardee Hospital All programs held at the Pardee Health Education Center in the Blue Ridge Mall in Hendersonville. Free, but registration and appointments required unless otherwise noted. Info and registration: www.pardeehospital.org or 692-4600.

• SA (3/12), 2-4pm - “N.C. Health Care Power of Attorney,” a workshop to help participants better understand this important paperwork.

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• TH (3/17), 12:30-1:30pm - “Live, Laugh and Lose.” Susan McKenney, RN, MSN, FNP-BC, BC-ADM, with Pardee’s Flat Rock Family Health Center and Hendersonville Family Health Center, will present general weight management strategies for getting in shape this spring.

• TH (3/17), 8:30-10am - “Ask a Dietitian,” a program designed to answer questions during a 15-minute sessions about diet, nutrition, vitamins, minerals and more.

Living Healthy with Diabetes • WEDNESDAYS (starting 3/16) - A six-week self-management diabetes program will be held at MAHEC, 501 Biltmore Ave. The workshop is for people living with diabetes.

Caregivers are also welcome. Free.

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“Look Good, Feel Better” • MO (3/14), 10am-noon -This twohour workshop is free for women undergoing cancer treatment, and will be held at the Cancer Centers of North Carolina, 20 Medical Park, in Asheville. The workshop aims to improve the self-image, appearance and quality of life for patients by teaching beauty techniques to help cope with the temporary appearancerelated side effects of cancer treatment. Info: 1-(800)-395-LOOK. NAMI Family-to-Family A 12-week class for families of persons with a severe mental illness. Sponsored by NAMI WC. Covers facts and feelings. Free. Early registration required: 707-2937 or bkinschner@aol.com.

• THURSDAYS (beginning 3/10), 68:30pm - “Family-to-Family,” a class for families of an individual with a severe mental illness. Learn coping skills, handle a crisis and/or relapse, improve communication techniques and much more.

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Spring Cleansing for New Growth • WE (3/16), 7:30-9:30pm - “Liver: Tree of Life,” a presentation with acupuncturist Liliane Papin at Lighten Up Yoga, 60 Biltmore Ave. Papin will discuss “tree (wood) energy and its effect on liver and gall bladder functions.” $10. Sponsored by the Asheville Macrobiotic Alliance.

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• WEDNESDAYS, 7-8pm - Support group for adults at T.H.E. Center for Disordered Eating, 297 Haywood St. Focus is on positive peer support, coping skills and recovery tools. Led by licensed professionals. Free.

Events at Pardee Hospital All programs held at the Pardee Health Education Center in the Blue Ridge Mall in Hendersonville. Free, but registration and appointments required unless otherwise noted. Info and registration: www.pardeehospital.org or 692-4600.

• TU (3/15), 6:30-8pm - Bi-Polar support group. Registration not required.

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the main dish

The offal truth Thinking BEYOND the filet

by Mackensy Lunsford Living well used to mean eating high on the hog — literally.

Popular culture has it that the phrase came from consuming the more acceptable (and expensive) pieces of a pig, namely the ham and chops. These days, many foodies are eschewing those cuts for less elegant parts. “Nose-to-tail” is the new farm-to-table and pork belly is the new gateway drug, often leading straight down the road to head cheese and heart.

And while many in our culture still balk at offal, considering organs like the pancreas to be a castoff, others are reaching for the tongue and clamoring for kidneys.

It takes heart

Brian Canipelli, owner and chef of the modern-Italian Cucina 24 on Wall Street in downtown Asheville, blames (or credits) the new foodie daredevil tendencies on celebrity chefs, like Anthony Bourdain, who make a living out of shock-value eating. Canipelli thinks that Food Network shows like Bourdain’s No Reservations are, in part, responsible for an increase in appetite for foods that were not considered viable menu items until recently.

“It’s kind of become glorified,” says Canipelli. And food trends, he says, catch on quickly — and become passé even quicker.

“I think it’s a natural progression of the farm-to-table thing.

Three years ago, it was organic produce. Maybe this is just the next big trendy thing.”

bizarre food?

In the coming weeks, Xpress will explore the world of offal, sample insects and strange fish parts and go on a wild-foods walk with local expert Alan Muskat.

Are the foods we’ll try really all that bizarre? Perhaps to cultures that can afford to be picky. But in many areas of the world, people don’t balk at things like grubs and beef heart — they regard them as valuable sources of nourishment and protein. Also, you may be surprised how many foods that are typically discarded are actually delicious.

That being said, if you tend to have squeamish sensibilities, it might be wise to skip this three-part series. But, if you’re interested in lamb “oysters” and the taste of shirako (look that one up at your own risk), then read on.

Xpress will also present some rather PG-13 multimedia, including video footage of brave eaters trying some daring local offerings.

Keep an eye on mountainx.com/dining for more.

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Heart attack: Cucina 24 serves beef heart from time to time. Here, chef Brian Canipelli has plated it with with farm egg and Brussels-sprout salad.

Photos by Jonathan Welch

But for Canipelli, it’s not necessarily about keeping up with the Joneses (or the Fergus Hendersons, for that matter). The organ meats that can stand out on a menu for the most daring of customers can also be cost-effective for the chef — even if they may require extra elbow grease.

“A lot of it is better for me from an economical standpoint, especially with how expensive food is to buy now,” Canipelli says. “You can buy economical cuts and treat them the right way and they become a great thing to eat.”

Furthermore, he says, part of the allure of “strange” food is that, in an age of increasingly deft (but still amateur) home cooks, many still have no idea what to do with a thymus gland. “Part of the reason that people go out to eat in the first place is because they want to pay for something that they can’t make at the house,” he says.

“People don’t tend to go out and buy these cuts of meat at the grocery store.”

But how receptive are Asheville diners to this stuff anyway? Even though we tend to consider ourselves quite the sophisticated connoisseurs for such a small town, are people really ready for heart?

Absolutely, says Canipelli, who snatched up local beef heart from Hickory Nut Gap Farm on a whim for a cheeky Valentine’s Day special. And at $2 a pound, he says, why not?

Tongue, no cheek: Lengua tacos, like these from Taqueria Fast, are common Mexican fare.

“That was the first thing that we sold out of Valentine’s Day,” says Canipelli. “Maybe because it was heart on Valentine’s Day, but the next day we sold a bunch, too.”

Tongues are wagging

In many areas of the world, especially those with culinary traditions influenced by peasant food, eating organ meat is nothing extraordinary — it’s a fact of life.

“I didn’t grow up eating that kind of stuff,” says Canipelli. “The French did. The Italians did.

But their food traditions are a lot older than ours.

They’re more about using every single thing, where our food culture has been raised on boxed foods — and we’ll only eat the filet.”

And indeed, organ meat is not traditionally the province of avant garde cooking. It’s been a substantial part of the regular diet of cultures

around the world for ages. But the U.S. is catching up and becoming more open-minded all the time.

Roberto Camacho, the owner of Taqueria Fast, a tiny and authentic taqueria in Woodfin, hails from Calisco, Mexico. Where he’s from, he says, many different parts of the animal are eaten without so much as a shrug. Dishes like ox tails, lengua (tongue) or the tripe-filled menudo are common (tripe is the stomach lining of a cow, should you want to know). “Everyone just enjoys the food and no one ever complains,” he says.

Maria Manso, who works at Taqueria Fast, adds that the restaurant’s lengua tacos are popular with Americans and Latinos alike. “Some of them feel a weird sensation because they’re eating tongue, but after they get over that, they really like it,” she says. “And a lot of them really enjoy it.”

TONGUE & CHEEK Chef Brian Canipelli of Cucina 24 makes a dish that he refers to as “pork tongue and cheek” on his menu. “I call it that just to give it a funny name, but it’s basically a pig’s head,” he says. Canipelli gets his heads from Hickory Nut Gap Farm and goes through a process that he says is very similar to making a head cheese. Here’s how he describes it: “I rinse [the heads] out and soak them in water overnight, boil the blood out and put them in a stock pot with mirepoix and spices, like I’m making a stock. I simmer it for three hours, then let it cool. I pull all of the meat off, cheeks and neck, all of that. Then I take a little bit of the fat and skin, then take the tongue, peel it and chop it up. Then we put it all into a bowl. There’s so much gelatin that your fingers are sticky with it, and the gelatin is what will help everything stick together — like meat glue, almost. What we do is season that up with toasted garlic and salt and pepper and roll it up like cookie dough and refrigerate it. The gelatin makes everything set up. We cut it off in pieces, bread it up and fry it.”

Canipelli serves the dish at his restaurant with pickles and local mustard.

It’s excellent.

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“Heart is different from liver and kidney,” says Brian Canipelli.

“It’s just a muscle — that’s all it is. It may have a little bit of extra iron flavor at the very end.

If you can get past the stigma of eating heart, it’s really very good — and not that hard to make.” Another unique property of heart, says Canipelli, is that it doesn’t contain the ropelike muscle fibers of standard cuts of meat that make it necessary to slice against the grain for tenderness. “You can cut it however you want,” he says. “The muscle fiber structure is different, so you don’t even have to let it rest.”

Beef heart recipe courtesy of Cucina 24. Local beef heart is available through Hickory Nut Gap Farm for $2 a pound. For more information, visit hickorynutgapfarm.com.

Serves 5-8 people Ingredients 1 beef heart, 2 cloves garlic, 1 tsp rosemary, 1 tsp crushed red pepper, zest of half a lemon, 1 tbsp extra virgin olive oil Method When working with a beef heart, cut it into smaller, manageable sections. Work with each chamber of the heart individually, slicing off the pockets of fat and the layer of tissue and silverskin on the exterior and trimming the gristle within.

Further portion beef into approximately four-ounce servings.

Marinate with combined ingredients for three hours. Season with salt and pepper. Grill over high heat until rare. Slice thinly and serve.

Dynamic duo: Table co-chefs Matt Dawes (left) and Jacob Sessoms like to think outside of the filet to keep things fresh.

Heads and tails

Jacob Sessoms and Matt Dawes, co-chefs at Table, the modern-American restaurant on College Street, cook with underutilized cuts and organs frequently. Do they consider that strange? No. But is it more interesting than cooking filet mignon? Absolutely.

“From a chef’s perspective, as you explore culinary traditions beyond the last 50 years in America, nobody else leaves [offal] out,” says Sessoms. “And the concept of calling it ‘strange’ is some constraint that our contemporary culture has put on it. Certainly nobody else’s culture views it as such.”

And as chefs build closer relationships with their local farmers, adds Dawes, they become more aware of what’s available to them. “They become more attuned to the fact that there’s different parts of the animal that are getting thrown out, basically, or made into dog food,” says Dawes. “Also, when you cook 40 to 80 hours a week, you get tired of chicken breast and filet mignon. I think that offal is something that you will exploit just for the sake of finding new things to cook.”

Not everything that comes to a chef’s mind is available, even straight from the farmer. Many who raise meat locally have to take their animals to an offsite production facility. “The processors won’t always do it,” Dawes says. “I couldn’t make my haggis this year, for example.” (Haggis is a traditional Scottish dish of stuffed sheep’s

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Table, like Cucina 24, features heart on the menu from time to time, though the chefs primarily cook lamb, duck and rabbit hearts, says Dawes. Often, the rabbits and ducks that they purchase whole come with those organs intact.

It’s a good way to utilize the whole package, creating very little waste. And diners, for the most part, are quite receptive to the idea.

“Small animal hearts and livers we’ve had success with in the past,” says Sessoms. “It’s the bigger animals that seem to be difficult to sell. Though, Matt did put lamb testicles on the menu this summer, much to my chagrin,” he says. “But it worked. It sold.”

The biggest challenge right now, says Dawes, is securing the more unusual cuts and organs.

While sources for foie gras are plentiful enough, other parts are not. Heart can be hard to come by, says Dawes. And sometimes, even if the chefs manage to get their hands on the items they want, it might not quite be worth the trouble.

The nose-to-tail philosophy of cooking, obviously, can come with a price. Table uses pig ears to make a version of coppa di testa, which translates to “cup of head,” the chefs tell Xpress. “And to get pig tails or pig ears, well, they come with the hair on sometimes, which is a nightmare,” says Dawes.

“One time, we got an entire 50 pounds of pig ears from Jamie (Ager) at Hickory Nut, and they all had hair on them,” says Sessoms. “I said ‘throw them away,’ because it wasn’t worth it.

But Matt tried to shave them — with a Bic razor.

Then he tried to torch them.”

“I smelled like singed pig hair for two days,” says Dawes. X Send your food news to Mackensy Lunsford at food@ mountainx.com.

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Asheville has a new source for French pastries, breakfast breads, cupcakes and some of the only wood-fired bread in town. Hector Diaz has opened a bakery window on one side of his Grove Arcade Italian eatery, Modesto.

Inside the tiny kitchen, Johnson-and-Walestrained baker Jennifer Aker and French-trained Fulton Forde, turn out classic desserts and breads in a variety of flavors.

The prices are reasonable too, especially

given the restaurant’s location and the prevalence of tourist prices in downtown Asheville.

Scones in rotating flavors (orange-glazed and lemon poppy seed are the two varieties I’ve tried so far) and biscotti are only $1, for example. Croissants are made from scratch with European butter and have an amazing exterior crunch and a perfectly fluffy, buttery interior.

“The palmiers, the croissants, it’s all hand-laminated,” says Aker. “Everything’s made from scratch.”

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Bread flavors continuously rotate as well.

Aker says the olive-hazelnut bread with lemon and herbs is the most popular. Other breads include a crusty whole-wheat boule ($3), walnut-Pecorino sourdough ($4) and fresh-baked baguettes ($2.50), available daily. A bread schedule is written on a chalkboard over the bakery counter. Fans of a thick, chewy crust will like the breads, wood-fired in the same oven where Diaz bakes his rustic pizzas.

The bakery also takes special orders, says Aker, who adds that she has an extensive knowledge of traditional desserts owing to her culinary education. “Really traditional methods of cakes — our school is a classic French type of school, so we do a lot of génoise cakes.” Aker points to an oven behind her. “I’m making a chiffon-génoise cake right now. It’s involved, but it turns out the best.”

Modesto bakery also turns out very good tiramisu, cannoli and cheesecake, among other other traditional desserts.

Diaz is definitely excited about his team, he says. “I found the right people to make this happen. They know how to do it and they’re passionate about it.”

It seems like a good combination — Diaz with his freeform, informal culinary training and good working knowledge of flavors, paired with a classically trained baker. And Diaz agrees.

“My thing is basically that I’m like a street professor,” he says. “I come from a whole different way of things. We can learn from each other.”

A-B Tech goes big (again)

Ever wonder why we have so many amazing culinary minds in this area? There are plenty of reasons, from the scenery to the agricultural treasures that the region has to offer. Part of the credit goes to the impressive A-B Tech culinary program, which manages to be both affordable and top notch (and also provide talented graduates).

The A-B Tech Hot Food Team is continuously lauded for its efforts in nationwide competitions. Most recently, the team won first place and a gold medal in the American Culinary Federation’s Student Team Southeast regional competition in Atlanta, giving the team a shot at its second national title.

Since 1997, A-B Tech food teams have won 13 state and six regional titles. Team members will advance to the ACF national competition this July in Dallas, Texas.

“This is a very dedicated, hard-working team,” says coach and culinary instructor Charles deVries. “They had a short period of time to prepare for this competition. They put in two practice sessions a week since September and the results show. We are very proud of their accomplishment and the level at which they performed, and we look forward to the challenge ahead.”

In the competition, the team prepared a seared striped bass with fish consomme, mixed greens with a grilled radicchio roquefort pear tart, poulet sauté a la Catalane and an almond cake with pomegranate gelée and lemon sauce.

Danny Schwalje is team captain, and team members are Jonathon Zetterholm, Stephen

Edible art: Almond cake with pomegranate gelée and lemon sauce, one of the dishes that helped A-B Tech win a gold medal in the American Culinary Federation’s Student Team Southeast regional competition in Atlanta.

Hertz, Tracy Williams and Sidney Ann Caton.

Culinary instructor and chef Fred Snyder also serves as coach for the team.

In plain English

Local author Ashley English has added yet another book to her DIY series, Homemade Living. The member of the local chapter of Slow Food, mother and active blogger already has three other books under her belt: Canning and Preserving, Keeping Bees and Keeping Chickens.

It may sound so very Little House on the Prairie, but while the series does exhibit a retro flair, it also manages to stay utterly modern, in keeping with the upswell of self-reliance and interest in projects like urban chickening.

In English’s latest installation, Home Dairy, she walks readers through the process of making butter and simple cheeses. She also wanders into the realm of advanced cheeses, offering recipes for gorgonzola and Swiss, for example.

And, should you happen to keep your own

cows like English does (or even if you don’t), you might be impressed by the series of dairycentric body care recipes that she offers, including a kefir-based facial cleanser or the buttermilk-bath soak. Why not?

One of the main themes that English emphasizes throughout all of her books is the fact that the projects are for “every person.” You don’t need to be a milkmaid or trained chef — or even necessarily proficient in the kitchen — to be able to whip up homemade mozzarella or fresh-churned ice cream. As English writes, “If you’ve got access to fresh milk, a source of heat and a bit of cheesecloth, the pleasures of making your own dairy products are yours for the taking.”

Homemade Living books are available locally through Malaprop’s. Visit English’s blog at small-measure.blogspot.com. X

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Mike Brown of Farside Farms in Alexander packs about 350 dozen chicken eggs a day, which he then ships to groceries like Earth Fare, Greenlife Grocery, Fresh Market, the French Broad Food Co-op and (soon) to area Food Lion stores. They also end up on the menus of favorite local eateries, from Tupelo Honey to Posana CafĂŠ. And they become major players in the inventory at local haunts like the French Broad Chocolate Lounge.

Brown has been in the egg business, â&#x20AC;&#x153;probably 15 or 16 years,â&#x20AC;? he says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t even remember how long Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve been producing; Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve been farming all my life.â&#x20AC;? In that time, heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s seen Ashevilleansâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; egg habits pick up serious speed. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve grown as the market has grown.â&#x20AC;?

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Local interest in these vitamin- and proteinpacked powerhouses is growing. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We have one couple in Barnardsville that buys four to six dozen a month from us,â&#x20AC;? he says. And restaurateurs are scrambling for the local eggs.

Chefs from Table in downtown Asheville have purchased duck eggs from Headwaters to feature on their menu and, according to Shepherd, chefs at Bouchon have also shown some interest. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Fried duck eggs have a firmer texture, and when baking with duck eggs you may find that they whip up higher and create loftier cakes,â&#x20AC;?

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But whether from a duck or chicken, cooking eggs requires â&#x20AC;&#x153;patience, respect, finesse and a good sense of timing,â&#x20AC;? say Julie and John Stehling from Early Girl Eatery, who source their eggs from Highlander Farm in Fairview.

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egg-centered dishes like flan. Also find the recipe for Garciaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s favorite meal, Migas, at asapconnections.org. â&#x20AC;&#x153;My grandmother cooked it, and it was and still is my favorite,â&#x20AC;? he says.

In addition to the restaurants mentioned above, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll also find plenty of eggs on the March menu of the West End Bakery, who get their eggs from Farside farms. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We plan to make some fantastic March specials,â&#x20AC;? says coowner Cathy Cleary. â&#x20AC;&#x153;On the savory side, weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be making fresh egg salads with spring herbs and our famous egg sandwiches on homemade biscuits and bagels.â&#x20AC;? For dessert, the bakery will offer banana pudding, lemon custard pie and chocolate-chip meringue cookies, among other things.

For a list of more participating restaurants and details about Get Local, visit asapconnections.org/getlocal. Want to pick up Farside Farm eggs? In addition to the stores mentioned here, you can also purchase them from Brownâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s two farm stands: at 83 Weaverville Highway and at 1311 Tunnel Road. To contact Farside, call 683-3255.

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arts&entertainment Words for his art language The life and legacy of Vadim Bora

by Alli Marshall Vadim Bora created art even in his sleep. According to his wife, local writer Constance Richards, Bora slept with a sticky note and light-up pen beside his bed and would wake in the night to sketch an idea.

When he went on vacation, he was constantly sketching.

Says his son, artist Georgi Bora, the local painter, sculptor and teacher had a goal to fill a sketchbook per week; that’s how he mastered line and form. Vadim was never off work — art, for him, was 24/7.

The artist, who came to Asheville from Russia in 1993 and gained U.S. citizenship in 2009 (notably as a “person with extraordinary abilities”), passed away on January 5 following a stroke. Vadim left behind a massive body of work, including many pieces of public art — most recently the bronze sculpture “Cornelia and Cedric” commissioned by the Biltmore Estate for its Antler Village and dedicated last September.

Vadim also left behind legions of family, friends, students, collectors and colleagues, both in Asheville and in his hometown of Vladikavkaz (in Russia’s North Ossetia region of the Caucasus mountains). Memorial gatherings brought together more than 300 people in each city. That’s why Christopher Holt, school director of The Fine Arts League of the Carolinas, says that Vadim’s legacy lies in “the ability that an artist has to make a better community.”

Sister Cities, family ties

About that community: Vadim’s hometown and adopted hometown are Sister Cities — which is how the artist found his way to Western North Carolina. According to Richards, Vadim had met an Asheville delegation to Vladikavkaz during the early ‘90s when that group was invited to visit an artist’s studio. Namely, Vadim’s. In his 30s at the time, he had an established career as a sculptor and metalworker, designing jewelry and knife sheaths. But, says Richards, “He knew he had a lot to achieve artistically. He knew he wanted his son to have bigger possibilities.”

Vadim’s Asheville memorial was recently held at the Diana Wortham Theatre. There, father-in-law Ken Richards recounted a story from Vadim’s childhood. Most kids play in the mud, but young Vadim found some wild clay and sculpted figures of the townspeople accurate enough that the unwitting models recognized themselves. Vadim’s parents weren’t artists — his father was a police detective and his mother was a teacher — but they nurtured Vadim’s creativity as Vadim, in turn, did for his son Georgi.

One Valentine’s Day, when Georgi was in first grade, Vadim asked him if he had a romantic interest. “There was one girl,” Georgi recalls. His father said, “Let’s go to the studio and make a gift for the girl: a ring.” Vadim instructed his son in the process of jewelry making, and the resulting silver ring was worn all through high school by the girl (who Georgi considers a friend to this day).

“He’s done some amazing work,” says Georgi, who notes that Vadim’s art was even commissioned for an Ossetian movie.

When Vadim made the move to the U.S., he chose Asheville because he’d kept in touch with people from the Sister Cities delegation. “Vadim had an eye on going to New York or

I’ll fly away: Master painter and sculptor Vadim Bora at the Louvre (left). An angel enters a light-filled doorway, leaving behind an unfinished glass of wine in Bora’s painting “Flying Away.” images courtesy of Constance Richards

Chicago,” Richards says. (In fact, Vladikavkaz has a population of around 350,000, about five times the size of Asheville.)

“But he met people here who were helpful.”

He arrived in Asheville at age 39, setting up his studio in the upstairs of the Biltmore Village building that now houses Rezaz Mediterranean Cuisine. Richards — who spent time living and working in Russia and was actually there when Vadim first came to Asheville — says the studio reminded her of St. Petersburg, including intolerable working conditions. Freezing in the winter and boiling in the summer, it drove out nearly all of the other artists. But Vadim, always inventive, customized “air-conditioned” clothing and shoes.

The first time Richards met Vadim was not at that studio, though he invited her. (Later, as a couple, they opened Vadim Bora Studio-Gallery on Battery Park Avenue and, for a time, ran a second gallery out of the Haywood Park Hotel). They were introduced by Richards’ parents at an event for a group of Russian small-business directors, says Richards. Later they met again at a Downtown After Five concert “which then became the date we celebrated.”

Celebration was a theme in Vadim’s life. At the memorial, a friend from his Boys Night Out group mentioned Vadim’s love of ginger-flavored vodka. Holt notes, “He actually liked tequila better than vodka.” Anyone who stopped by an opening at Vadim’s Battery Park gallery was plied with conversation and wine. Says Holt: “There were no strangers.”

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The work of play

So Vadim created community. “Vadim lived a big life,” Richards says. But he also created art, and while he was known as an artist, it’s possible that his larger-than-life persona overshadowed the breadth of his work.

Local painter Julyan Davis says that when he was in art school, the big heroes were Picasso and Matisse — “There was a sense, mid-20th century particularly, that an artist’s job was to play and keep exploring new subject matter and particularly new techniques.” The more recent trend is for artists, especially painters, to specialize in one style and often a single subject. Vadim followed in the footsteps of Picasso, Matisse and their ilk, Davis says.

“He was all about trying different styles. In a way his career mimics the Modernists. He started with the classical training that gave him all the skills and from then on it was about exploring the different approaches,” says Davis. “It was more about the journey than getting there.”

On Vadim’s website, the artist is quoted saying, “I don’t divide my creativity by medium ... the materials are just words for my art language.”

Gully Clark, curator for the Fine Arts League of the Carolinas Gallery (where a retrospective of Vadim’s work is currently on display), points to the effect of Russian literature on Vadim’s work. He names writers Pushkin and Dostoyevsky. “What we practice at the Fine Arts League is realism. Realism is taking

“Stealing the Rooster”: Bora often painted roosters and other scenes from Russian village life. He relocated to Asheville from Vladikavkaz in the Caucasus Mountains in 1993. life exactly what it is without alteration. What the existentialists were addressing was taking human existence in its reality and transforming that into something more noble,” Clark says.

“The thing that defines you as a creator is your ability to transform reality,” Clark continues. “Even Vadim’s use of color and light is very profound and raises the everyday human experience to something much more mystifying.”

And, versatility informed all of his art: Vadim’s sculpture and work with form influenced his ability in the two-dimensional aspects of his drawing.

In order to continue working in a variety of mediums, Vadim opened his own gallery so he could show what he wanted, when he wanted, Richards says. And the risk paid off. After the initial cost of getting started in Asheville, he never had to work a second job. And he exhibited the work of other artists as well.

“It used to be that a gallery would represent the artist rather than the work,” says Davis.

During the 1920s through the ‘50s, galleries were especially excited to show something different each year by their artists — a fostering of the artist’s vision, Davis says. Now, when an artist changes style, “everyone gets very nervous about it. There’s a sense of betrayal, almost like [Bob] Dylan going electric.”

Vadim fostered his own vision by developing the many facets of his talent; for this characteristic he earned comparision to the Russian-French Jewish Modernist Marc Chagall. His public works include the bronze sculpture “Cat Walk” on Wall Street, a series of sculptures called “On the Mend!” at the Mission Hospital Reuters Center Children’s Outpatient Center and architectural embellishment “Nine Grotesques” for local restaurant Modesto. His work is in private and corporate collections, including The Spartanburg Museum of Art, the office of former Senator Bob Dole and the William Jennings Bryan House.

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like screen printing and monotyping,” Richards says. “I think he could have mastered anything.”

legacy for him to leave for the commercial side of art in Asheville — that art is about experiment.”

Richards says that her husband worked in big, universal themes like “The Great Flood,” Which is not to say that Vadim didn’t master explored serially. His topics could be “almost the mediums in which he did work. Georgi comprimordial, the forming of the earth, good and pares Vadim’s drawing to Chinese poetry: “A evil” or personal — dreams and scenes from villot said in a few lines. My dad’s drawing, if you lage life in Ossetia. (Russian village scenes were look at those classics he has, they’re just quick also prominent in Chagall’s paintings.) These lines that are so expressive,” he says. series were works in progress with new work Such skill stems from the sketchbook-a-week continually added. The couple exhibited shows, practice which Vadim maintained for more than on occasion, demonstrating the progression of 20 years, often through making caricatures of Vadim’s work from the spark of the idea in a those around him. Richard Stiles, a collector, notebook, through the sketching process, endhas a number of Vadim’s figures, including an ing with the final sculpture or canvas. out-of-character skinny woman (Vadim favored “He always did say, ‘There is never enough voluptuousness when it came to the feminine time for an artist,’” says Richards. “He always form), three portraits on parking tickets and felt pressured that in an artist’s lifetime, they four drawings of tongues “as tomahawks, the could never do enough.” This proved to be all sole of a shoe and coming out of the bottom of too true: Vadim was only 56 when he died. a vodka bottle — different things your tongue Artists, in a way, are different from other could do” bought at an April Fools’ Day sale. mortals because their work lives on. In Vadim’s “I have a picture of him where he’s Van Gogh case, there was still more work that he hoped to ready to cut off his ear,” says Stiles. complete. An art exchange between Asheville That Vadim was equally adept at satirical and Vladikavkaz was one such project — though sketches and sublime landscapes says as much Vadim had moved away, he still considered about his disposition as his aptitude.

Russia to be home and was proud of its art.

“It goes back to an Oriental style, finding (That project did begin, last year, with a showthe most profound meaning in each line,” says ing of Russian children’s art through the Sister Clark. “What he represents in terms of aesthetics Cities program.) Some other large projects, is right in line with some of the greatest artists which were delayed while Vadim completed who ever lived.” the “Cornelia and Cedric” installation, are left Collector Jim Kofalt got to experience another unfinished. side of the artist — Vadim the teacher. “I met One project was completed, at least as far as Vadim in 2004,” he says. “We were introduced Vadim was concerned. He was able to bring by a mutual friend because I had collected Georgi to the U.S. and, in less than a decade, bronze sculpture over the years and wanted to the younger Bora has relocated to New York learn more.” In the course of their conversation, and is in the process of making his own way as Vadim suggested that Kofalt might want to take an artist. Georgi says that, as a small child, his a few lessons and see how it felt to sculpt from father would “encourage me to find answers, to a student’s perspective. “He had a great deal construct ideas to a physical form, to catch them of empathy and understanding for a student’s if they were interesting” — these lessons inform need to develop,” Kofalt says. his work today.

Kofalt studied with Vadim over the next Vadim left behind other bodies of work that six years, and also collected the artist’s work, he may not have ever considered for a gallery. including two pieces of sculpture and a number For example, Richards says she’d like to do of portraits. Kofalt says his favorite is the painta slideshow of images from Vadim’s camera, ing “Found Earring” because of “the colors he “how art is seen through the artist’s eye.” used and blended. It contains both the human Pictures include cloud formations, elements of form and nature. It’s a pleasant and thoughtnature and still lifes of fruit. “To him, it was provoking painting.” already art in nature,” says Richards.

Clark talks about another thought-provoking Once, while visiting Richards’ relatives in piece that used to hang in the Fine Arts League Dillingham, N.C., Vadim discovered a large Gallery: a self-portrait in which the artist’s eyes boulder in Big Ivy Creek and insisted on having are closed. “Often I wanted to ask Vadim, ‘Are it pulled up and delivered to the couple’s home. you foreshadowing your own death?’” Clark “It was a ready-made sculpture,” says Richards. says. “In another sense, what he was expressThat boulder will mark Vadim’s grave in the ing to me was the artist’s ability to change his Riverside Cemetery — he lies not far from O. environment through his imagination, his own Henry, his favorite American writer. vision.”

Appropriately, the grave will also have a bronze bust of Vadim’s called “DNA.” Which, Ultimately, does an artist’s legacy lie in the says Richards, “He described as a melding of hands of fate? Will time will tell what the artist’s all his ancestry and himself in one face.” An students, contemporaries, friends and family apt finale from an artist who had so much to express. X already knew?

“There’s the notion that an artist’s job is to paint his experience of life,” says Davis. “There Alli Marshall can be reached at amarshall@ is a definite working within the genres — land- mountainx.com. scape, portrait, the nude. Those are your fixed parameters, but within that, you explore different ways to push those ... It would be a good

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by Dane Smith The sound of San Francisco is all over Vetiver. More specifically, the sound of late ‘60s San Francisco.

Since its inception in 2004, the band has been churning out gentle, breezy folk-rock (often with hints of Gram Parsons-inspired country) that’s instantly reminiscent of another era. In 2008, Vetiver even released an album of covers, Thing of the Past, that relied exclusively on tracks written before 1975. But in a testament to the band’s authenticity, listeners unfamiliar with the often-obscure originals were hard-pressed to recognize that the songs weren’t penned by Andy Cabic, Vetiver’s mastermind and only permanent member.

That said, there is something undeniably sincere about Cabic’s sound, one that’s not derivative of a particular artist or genre of bygone eras. That distinction makes all the difference.

Despite the highly stylized nature of Vetiver, Cabic is a man of diverse musical interests. Before moving to the West Coast and forming Vetiver, the Virginia native lived in Greensboro, performing with experimental indie-rock outfit The Raymond Brake.

Electronic music, too, has always been a passion (Cabic released a handful of dancefriendly Vetiver remixes under the Neighbors moniker). He also spent a stint performing with Tussle, an instrumental-electronic hybrid, shortly after moving to San Francisco.

Now, that seemingly contradictory influence is making its way to the surface of Vetiver, in a subtle way.

Cabic just finished recording the yet-to-benamed followup to 2009’s Tight Knit. Fans can expect a new musical palette.

“I just finished it, so my perspective is a little warped,” he cautions, “but it feels different. It’s got a lot more keyboards on it; a lot more, maybe ambiance, synthesized and guitar ambiance. And it’s more upbeat and poppier. Shorter songs, I’d say.”

Another major difference, he notes, is the reliance on acoustic guitar, which has formed the cornerstone of many previous records.

“Although it’s present, it plays a more ancil-

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lary role in the songs on this record,” he says.

Don’t expect to hear Vetiver in the club just yet though.

“I know that people have some affinity for Vetiver as a band, or the songs of Vetiver, feeling, sounding and moving a certain way.

So rather than completely do a 180-degree turn, I was working in a way to bring more of [the electronic influence] in, because it felt really natural and sounded really good. But, you know, it’s not like you’re going to hear a techno record that’s coming from me.”

Cabic’s approach to songwriting shifted for this project. Rather than slowly accumulating material at his own pace — spending months, if not years, perfecting songs — Cabic and longtime producer Thom Monahan combed through his notes, gathered some of the best “musical themes” and booked studio time a few months in advance. Then they got to work.

“It was kind of like giving myself a deadline,” he recalls, “which needed to happen if I wanted to have a record ready to come out this year. But I think within those first few days of doing this with Thom, we felt really good about the songs, in terms of the quality and the ideas.”

Though Cabic is eager to debut the material, he says performing the songs live will be a challenge. Vetiver is not your traditional band.

With members in Portland, San Francisco and New York City, rehearsals are few and far between. In addition to working out arrange-

ments, Cabic is faced with the daunting task of teaching them to his band in three days.

As with tours past, he will fly to New York for a whirlwind rehearsal schedule just days before the tour begins, the first time Vetiver’s full lineup will play the new songs together in the same room. To further complicate matters, longtime drummer Otto Hauser will not be joining Vetiver this time around.

“The songs on the record, a few of them we have been playing, and the ones that lean towards a live arrangement in an easier fashion, we’ll probably tackle those and have about five songs that we’ll play,” Cabic says.

“But the rest of the record, we’ll probably have to incubate on it and figure out how we’re going to do it.

“We’ll see what happens. I don’t really know. I’m just being conservative in my judgment, given the fact that we’ll have a new drummer to introduce all of the set to and everyone will have to climb onboard a few new songs. It’s going to be tricky.”

But don’t worry: the band has a reputation for stellar live shows, and last-minute rehearsals have come to be as much a part of Vetiver as its penchant for vintage sounds.

“The members keep changing,” Cabic says casually. “This is kind of what happens every tour.” X

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by Ursula Gullow

Creatively Asheville

First-of-its-kind summit hopes to grow dialogue within the creative sector

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Organized by N.C. Arts Council, Arts NC, the City of Asheville, Asheville Area Arts Council, the Convention and Visitorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bureau, Downtown Commission, Asheville Art Museum, Diana Wortham Theatre, Asheville Civic Center, N.C. Stage, Arts2People, The Orange Peel, the Performance Center, Altamont Theatre Company, Mountain BizWorks, YMI Cultural Center, Media Arts Project and Asheville Lyric Opera, sponsored by the Dan Lucas Memorial Fund. Open to the public.

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by Ursula Gullow The Asheville-Buncombe Creative Sector Summit is one meeting creatives wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to skip out on this year. Its purpose? To give artists, arts administrators, musicians, designers, writers and creative entrepreneurs a forum to voice opinions and formulate initiatives concerning the development of Ashevilleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s creative industry. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re casting a very wide net,â&#x20AC;? says Graham Hackett, programs director for the Asheville Area Arts Council, one of several arts groups organizing the event. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We want to get an idea of what the whole creative sector of Asheville looks like, and what we all should focus on as a community in order to be successful.â&#x20AC;?

Kitty Love, executive director of arts advocacy group Arts2People, plans to head up a survey to compile economic data on artists and creatives in the area. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We will have to do some down-and-dirty research to figure out how we can help artists in the area,â&#x20AC;? she wrote to Xpress. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Additionally, we will be looking for info from organizations that serve the arts, and compiling data on the available resources in the area.â&#x20AC;?

Keynote speaker Charlie Flynn-McIver from N.C. Stage Company will discuss the positive impact of local creative professionals and businesses on communities, and consultant Janet Kagan will discuss how to take Asheville and Buncombe County to the next level economically. Breakout discussions on relevant topics are also expected.

Individual artists and the creatively employed are invited to attend discussions on Wednesday, March 16 at the Masonic Temple in downtown Asheville. Registration is required via the Asheville Arts Councilâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s website, with a sliding scale of $5-$25. Nonprofits, business owners and community â&#x20AC;&#x153;stakeholdersâ&#x20AC;? will meet on Thursday, March 17, at the Biltmore Park Hilton. X Ursula Gullow writes about art for Mountain Xpress and her blog, artseenasheville.blogspot.com.

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chitchat Scott Furr is an electronic media artist whose visual art has been featured at a variety of local venues. He is also a board member of the Media Arts Project, a nonprofit organization with a mission to cultivate innovative arts and technology in Western North Carolina. Furr plans to attend the summit as both a representative of MAP and as an individual artist and creative worker.

Xpress: Can you please clarify the difference between an â&#x20AC;&#x153;artistâ&#x20AC;? and a â&#x20AC;&#x153;creative?â&#x20AC;?

Furr: A â&#x20AC;&#x153;creativeâ&#x20AC;? is business speak for a person that does creative tasks in a business environment. An example would be people who create text and graphics for a business, journalists and web developers. An artist can fall under this umbrella depending on if they have a job in such a field.

Do artists and creatives share the same needs?

As far as the economy goes, yes. Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re all trying to get paid for our talents. Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the big thing.

What are your hopes for The Creative Sector Summit and the creative community in general?

I hope the summit will establish a relationship between people in Ashevilleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s business community and people in the creative community. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s something thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s needed to happen for a long time. I have a feeling that a good deal of MAPâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s constituency is not doing work in Asheville because the industries here canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t pay them a competitive wage. I imagine a lot of people that do that kind of work are employed by businesses outside of Asheville.

Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d love to see some awesome businesses come to Asheville and hire people at a living wage. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d like to see local businesses recognize that there are people here in the community they can work with.

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Deciding which shows you should see, so you don’t have to The Suspect: Sharon Jones & the Dap Kings

The Suspect: Nitty Gritty Dirt Band

The band formed in 1966, and their 1970 hit, “Mr. Bojangles,” was recently selected for the Grammy Hall of Fame. Their 2009 release, The Speed of Life, has a roots-rock feel, and the Boston Herald says “NGDB sounds fresh alongside the likes of Wilco and Son Volt.”

Can Be Found: The Orange Peel, Friday, March 11.

RIYD: (Recommended if You Dig) Eagles, Alabama, Del McCoury Band.

You Should Go If: Velcro sandals dramatically improved the quality of your life; people “can’t believe you have grandchildren! Shut up!”; you pretty much miss out on everything that requires remembering a PIN; you can clear out a room when you … hike up your shirt and start soliciting opinions regarding “unusual” moles on your back.

The Suspect: Say Hi

The descriptions of fan qualities and quirks are intended to be a playful take on what’s unique about all of us. The world would be a better place if everyone went out to see more live music

The music site Consequence of Sound says “The band (Say Hi) hasn’t made a bad album,” which is impressive, considering there have been seven. Even more remarkable: this Seattle-based indie band is one guy; Eric Elbongen plays all the instruments and sings all vocals in these homerecorded releases. He brings his friends along as a back-up band on tour.

Can Be Found: The Grey Eagle, Thursday, March 10.

RIYD: Belle and Sebastian, Shout Out Louds, mellow Arcade Fire.

You Should Go If: You’ve done the radio-overthe-head scene from Say Anything for your last four girlfriends; every time you drive past the Liberty Tax “dancer” you blush and look down; you start thinking about what you’re going to wear the first day of school a minimum of two months in advance; you can clear out a room when you … insist that everyone analyze all aspects of your personality to make sure your astrological sign really fits you.

Jones spent many years as a correction officer at Rikers Island until she was “discovered” at the age of 40 after a backing session for legend Lee Fields. Jones’ live performances inspired Pitchfork to rave “Jones herself is a … preening, strutting, yowling force of nature. The resulting show is almost a guaranteed fun night out.”

Can Be Found: The Orange Peel, Sunday, March 13.

RIYD: Amy Winehouse, Duffy.

You Should Go If: You get dressed to the nines for flights and visits to your grandma’s house; you’re extremely attracted to women who can kick your ass; even though you get all your information on art and culture from Robert Siegel and Liane Hansen don’t mean you ain’t keepin’ it real; you can clear out a room when you ... try to hit the high notes in “Respect.”

The Suspect: Menomena

Originally founded in Portland, Ore. as a trio, the band’s mixing software creator/keyboardist Brent Knopf left the group in January to pursue other musical projects. Menomena (sounds like “phenomena” or just like the Muppets song of your childhood memories), this band plays melodic art pop with computer loops, though live they recreate them on drums, bass, sax and guitar.

Can Be Found: The Orange Peel, Saturday, March 12.

RIYD: Radiohead, RJD2.

You Should Go If: Even though it’s “hopelessly flawed,” and “a valiant yet failed attempt at achieving a meritocracy in college admissions,” you still manage to mention your S.A.T. scores on a daily basis; you think the sound your alarm clock makes is kinda catchy; you challenge anyone to demonstrate that they are more underemployed than you; you can clear out a room when you ... start reciting entire scenes from A Hitchhikers’ Guide to the Galaxy.

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Men’s Dance Festival

Since 2002 (not counting a three-year sabbatical), the Men’s Dance Festival has celebrated the artistry and creativity of local and regional male dancers. This year’s show, held at the BeBe Theatre, showcases 20 performers in a wide array of movement styles, from tap dance and pas de deux to performance art and puppetry. Friday, March 11, and Saturday, March 12, at 8 p.m. Sunday, March 13 at 6 p.m. $15 adults/$10 seniors and students in advance, $17 /$12 at the door. acdt.org.

Blue Ridge Rollergirls season opener

Asheville’s all-female, flat-track roller derby league returns with its first home game of the season: the St. Patrick’s Day Slay. And the smack-down is a double-header, with The French Broads going up against the Twin City Derby Girls at 5 p.m. followed by the Blue Ridge Rollergirls All-Stars taking on the Soul City Sirens at 7 p.m. At the Asheville Civic Center. $10 advance/$12 doors includes both games. Kids under 12 are free. blueridgerollergirls.com

Elephant Stone

Asheville’s Wayne Robbins & the Hellsayers host what they’re calling an intimate show with locals Sky Lake and Montreal-based Elephant Stone. Writes Jonas Cole from the Hellsayers, “Hellsayers songs are being reworked into a somewhat acoustic format, to be followed by Sky Lake, featuring a harpist and violin, and then Elephant Stone which features a sitar, so it might be the only show of the year with a sitar, banjo and harp on the same stage in a rock club in Asheville!” At Emerald Lounge on Monday, March 14. emeraldlounge.com.

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Richard Shulman’s A Dream Of Camelot

Local (and internationally known) recording artist Richard Shulman has been inspired by the legend of Camelot for some time, but his newest work, A Dream of Camelot: A Return to Love takes his compositions to the stage. The work, in collaboration with Asheville Community Theatre’s Jerry Crouch, features local vocalists recounting “the destruction of ancient Camelot as Arthur, Merlin, Lancelot and Morgaine move their dream of a better world to another time.” The world premier takes place at the Masonic Temple on Friday and Saturday, March 11 and 12 at 8 p.m. and on Sunday, March 13 at 2:30 p.m. $20 advance/$25 at the door. richheartmusic. com/ADreamOfCamelotTickets.html.

David Troy Francis

An impressive résumé under his belt, pianist/composer David Troy Francis has performed for films such as The Pursuit of Happyness, Fame (the 2009 version) and Elegy. He’s also the composer and executive producer of the musical BARK! (taglined, “The musical that does it doggie style”).

Francis recently relocated to Asheville from L.A. and, by way of introduction to his new hometown, will perform an hour-long program at Groce United Methodist on Sunday, March 13, 4 p.m. The concert will include music by Rachmaninoff, Pachabel and Francis’ arrangements of American Hymns. Free. barbarianrecords.com.

George Porter Jr.

It doesn’t get much funkier than New Orleans’ The Meters. And, being the bassist for said Meters, George Porter Jr. is known not just as a funk musician but one of the progenitors of funk. While he’s still a member of the Meters (these days called The Funky Meters, not to put too fine a point on it), Porter also keeps himself busy with his side project, Runnin’ Pardners, who stop by Pisgah Brewing on Thursday, March 10. (A runnin’ pardner, by the way, is like a BFF. Round up yours for this 8 p.m. show.) $10 advance/$15 doors. pisgahbrewing.com.

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where to find the clubs • what is playing • listings for venues throughout Western North Carolina Clubland rules •To qualify for a free listing, a venue must be predominately dedicated to the performing arts. Bookstores and cafés with regular open mics and musical events are also allowed.

•To limit confusion, events must be submitted by the venue owner or a representative of that venue.

•Events must be submitted in written form by e-mail (clubland@mountainx.com), fax, snail mail or hand-delivered to the Clubland Editor Dane Smith at 2 Wall St., Room 209, Asheville, NC 28801. Events submitted to other staff members are not assured of inclusion in Clubland.

•Clubs must hold at least TWO events per week to qualify for listing space. Any venue that is inactive in Clubland for one month will be removed.

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•Deadline is by noon on Monday for that Wednesday’s publication. This is a firm deadline.

BoBo Gallery

Roffa w/ Ranier

Front stage: Shane Perlowin (jazz, classical, experimental guitar)

Jenna Lindbo (Americana, folk) w/ Rebecca Loebe

Bosco’s Sports Zone

Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Boiler Room

Live DJ & dance, 7pm

Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar

Olive or Twist

DubStep Monthly feat: Lonewolf, Nicodemus, Disc-Oh! & Zenssie

Swing dancing w/ The Firecracker Jazz Band, 7:30pm

Craggie Brewing Company

Fairview Tavern

Rendezvous Restaurant & Bar

Open mic, 6-9pm

Open mic w/ Brian Keith

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Non-stop rock’n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am Open mic & jam

French Broad Chocolate Lounge

Brian McGee (Americana, rock) Good Stuff

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Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Live music, 8-10pm Open mic

Blue Note Grille

Jazz jam

Leo Converse (jazz)

Open mic, 7:30pm

Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar

Horizons at Grove Park Inn

The Blackbird

Tom Dudley & Miriam Ellen

Non-stop rock’n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am

Jack Of The Wood Pub

The Magnetic Field

Eleven on Grove

Bluegrass jam, 7pm Lobster Trap

Hank Bones (“man of 1,000 songs”) Mike’s Side Pocket

Westville Pub

Jammin’ w/ Max & Miles

Emerald Lounge

Handlebar

Wild Wing Cafe

Dead Night w/ Phuncle Sam

Angela Easterling (Americana, folk)

Fat Cat’s Billiards

Brian Claflin (singer-songwriter)

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Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm

Open mic w/ Greg Terkelsen Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Jiffypop, Pepperjack & Magical Mr. McCracken (experimental)

DJ Twan Fred’s Speakeasy

Olive or Twist

Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Jettison Never w/ The Speakers

Mark Bumgarner (Americana, bluegrass, country)

Good Stuff

Old-time jam, 6pm

Blue Note Grille

Galen Kipar (Americana, folk rock)

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Pack’s Tavern

Lexington Ave Brewery (LAB)

BoBo Gallery

James Hunter (soul, R&B)

Pisgah Brewing Company

Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm

Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Handlebar

Heavenly Spirits Wine Bar

Creatures Cafe

Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (requests), 7-11pm

Horizons at Grove Park Inn

5 Walnut Wine Bar

TallGary’s Cantina

Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (requests), 7-11pm Greg Brown (folk, rock) w/ Bo Ramsey

Zydeco dance lesson, 7:30pm Dance, 8:30pm

G Love & Special Sauce (funk, folk, rock)

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Soul/jazz jam feat: Craig Sorrells

Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Jack Of The Wood Pub

Jon Zachary

Ballroom dancing w/ Heather Masterton & The Swing Station Band, 7:30pm Scott Raines (acoustic, rock)

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Sol Driven Train (jam, roots, Americana) w/ Dangermuffin

Blue Note Grille

Purple Onion Cafe

BoBo Gallery

Valorie Miller (Americana, folk)

Donna Germano (hammer dulcimer), 2-4pm Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (requests), 7-11pm

WSNB (blues) DJ Brett Rock

Red Stag Grill

Craggie Brewing Company

Red Step Artworks

Andy Herod of Electric Owls (indie, rock, pop)

Billy Sheeran (piano) Open mic

Rendezvous Restaurant & Bar

Steve Whiddon (“the pianoman”) Root Bar No. 1

Chris Wilhelm (indie folk, rock)

Creatures Cafe

Handlebar

Ponderosa (Southern rock) Heavenly Spirits Wine Bar

Leo Converse (jazz)

Highland Brewing Company

Live music Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar

Non-stop rock’n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am

Like Mind Trio (jazz)

Holland’s Grille

The Edge Band (classic rock) Horizons at Grove Park Inn

Scandals Nightclub

Eleven on Grove

EDM Exposure w/ Onionz

“Decadance” w/ RavenRage Promotions

The Get Down

Emerald Lounge

Chelsea Lynn LaBate (anit-folk, acoustic)

PRTY! PRTY! PRTY! w/ Sex Panther (electronic) w/ Dani DeLuna & Candice B.

Jack Of The Wood Pub

Kyle Frazier CD release party (acoustic, singer-songwriter)

Feed and Seed

Lexington Ave Brewery (LAB)

Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Fred’s Speakeasy

Dub step

Lobster Trap

Westville Pub

French Broad Chocolate Lounge

Luella’s Bar-B-Que

DJ Champale w/ Abu Disarray Town Pump

Peggy Ratusz & friends

Taylor Martin Band (“alleycat country”) White Horse

Allstars Sports Bar and Grill

The Sharkadelics (pop, rock), 9:30pm Athena’s Club

Mark Appleford (singer-songwriter, harmonica, guitar), 8-10pm DJ, 10pm-2am Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Acoustic Swing

Jason Moore Duo (jazz) MasqueRave feat: GalaxC Girl, Alex Falk, Klaws, Will Azada & Bassharp

Fri., March 4

Iron Horse Station

Sons of Ralph (bluegrass)

Back stage: Cuisanartists w/ Wilson the Rocker & On the Take (rock, grunge, pop)

Can’t Hardly Play Boys

Garage at Biltmore

Marc Black, 8pm

Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm

Good Stuff

Dave Desmelik (singer-songwriter) w/ Kali Miles, 7pm

Kon Tiki (swing, tropical) Little Friday Band (“front porch rock”), 8pm Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Ralph Roddenbery Band (Americana, rock, roots) Olive or Twist

Live jazz or swing

Orange Peel

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Atom Smash (rock) w/ The Campaign 1984 & The Native Sway

An evening w/ Bruce Molsky (old-time, traditional)

Pack’s Tavern

Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Pisgah Brewing Company

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James Gregory (comedy)

Red Stag Grill

Heavenly Spirits Wine Bar

Shane Perlowin (jazz/classical guitar)

Root Bar No. 1

Highland Brewing Company

Ice Cube (hip-hop, rap) w/ The Ville Boyz

DJ dance party, 10pm Drag show, 1am

Horizons at Grove Park Inn

DJ dance party, 10pm Drag show, 12:30am

Straightaway Cafe

Iron Horse Station

Nights On Fire (pop punk)

The Get Down

Jack Of The Wood Pub

Chris Rhodes (singer-songwriter) Luster (indie, rock)

Scandals Nightclub

Tim Marsh (singer-songwriter) If You Wannas (indie, pop, rock) w/ Wooden Toothe The Wine Cellar at Saluda Inn

Frank Beeson & Catfish Joe (blues, Americana), 8pm Town Pump

Delta Saints (blues, rock, roots) White Horse

Asheville Jazz Orchestra Wild Wing Cafe

Country Fried Fridays w/ Blackberry Smoke

Sat., March 5 Athena’s Club

Mark Appleford (singer-songwriter, harmonica, guitar), 8-10pm DJ, 10pm-2am Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Linda Mitchell (blues, jazz) Blue Note Grille

Mark Guest Trio (jazz) BoBo Gallery

The Critters (psychedelic, pop, rock) w/ Vincent’s Missing Ear Boiler Room

Graviton (rock) w/ KinGator & David Lee/ Selector Cleofus side project Broadway’s

Peter the Pianoeater (indie, rock) w/ Little Black Rainclouds & Curtains (oneman-band) Craggie Brewing Company

The Mumbles (jazz, pop, soul) Creatures Cafe

Live music

Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar

Non-stop rock’n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am Fat Cat’s Billiards

Sound Extreme DJ

Leo Converse (jazz)

Bobby Miller & Virginia Daredevils (bluegrass) Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm

Calico Moon (Americana, classic country) Sirius.B (gypsy folk, world)

Lexington Ave Brewery (LAB)

Orange Peel

Scandals Nightclub

The Get Down

Mon., March 7 Handlebar

Scissormen (blues)

Back stage: The Cheeksters (pop, rock, soul) w/ Warm the Bell

Lexington Ave Brewery (LAB)

Lobster Trap

Root Bar No. 1

Jazz night w/ The Working Otet

Open jam session

Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Blue Dragons (rock, Americana, jazz) w/ Jibblin the Froeline (world, jam) Olive or Twist

Jazz night w/ The 42nd Street Jazz Band Orange Peel

Organic Growers School Farm Soiree feat: Firecracker Jazz Band

Front stage: Mariachi band

Vocal jazz session w/ Sharon LaMotte, 7:30pm

Tue., March 8 5 Walnut Wine Bar

Live jazz, 8-10pm

Pack’s Tavern

Barley’s Taproom

Purple Onion Cafe

Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Root Bar No. 1

BoBo Gallery

DJ Moto (pop, dance) Patrick Fitzsimons (blues, folk, roots) For the Birds (female singer-songwriters) w/ The Regulars Band (rock) Scandals Nightclub

Mardi Gras w/ The Rockin Zukes Patrick Fitzsimons (blues, folk, roots)

Wet Dream w/ Zach Smith & Abe Leonard Craggie Brewing Company

Vinyl Tuesday

DJ dance party, 10pm Drag show, 12:30am

Creatures Cafe

Straightaway Cafe

Garage at Biltmore

The Get Down

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Grace Adele

Grammer School (indie, pop, rock) w/ John Wilkes Booth & the Black Toothe & Adam Thorn

Live music

Phat Tuesdays w/ Selector Cleofus & guests Tennis (indie, rock, surf) w/ La Sera & Holiday Shores

The Wine Cellar at Saluda Inn

Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Dave Desmelik (Americana)

Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (requests), 7-11pm

Thomas Wolfe Auditorium

Handlebar

Bright Eyes (folk, rock, indie) w/ Cursive Town Pump

Tuesday swing dance, 7pm Gene Dillard Bluegrass Jam, 8:30pm

Ron Short & the Possum Playboys (cajun, old time, rockabilly)

Iron Horse Station

Westville Pub

Jack Of The Wood Pub

The Deacon Brandon Reeves (soul, rock) White Horse

Open mic w/ Jesse James, 7-10pm Fat Tuesday Zydeco Jam w/ Joy Moser & friends

Feed and Seed

Lexington Ave Brewery (LAB)

Leiper’s Fork Bluegrass

Intermediate dowsing workshop w/ Marty Cain, 2pm Kurt’s Garage Band, 8pm

Firestorm Cafe and Books

Wild Wing Cafe

Lobster Trap

Zeitgeist: Moving Forward (film), 3:30pm Kevin Jerome (soul, singer/songwriter), 7pm Fred’s Speakeasy

Gin Fits (rock, indie, pop)

French Broad Chocolate Lounge

Chelsea Lynn LaBate (indie, folk, blues) Garage at Biltmore

The Neverhads (rock, punk) w/ The Travers Brothers Good Stuff

Kornbred (Americana, country, rockabilly) Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Enter the Haggis (Celtic rock)

Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (requests), 7-11pm Handlebar

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Lobster Trap

Jeff Coffin’s Mu’tet (jazz, rock, bluegrass)

Contagious (covers, rock)

Sun., March 6

Front stage: Jake Hollifield (blues, ragtime) Jay Brown (one-man-band) Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Barley’s Taproom

Exact 17 (feat: Jay Sanders, Bill Cardine, Andy Pond & Ian Cunningham)

Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Rankin Vault Cocktail Lounge

Big Block Dodge (jam, rock) Paul Cataldo Trio (Americana, roots) BoBo Gallery

“Tuesday Rotations” w/ Chris Ballard & Tom Peters

Grace Adelle & the Grand Band (Americana, folk, country)

The Get Down

Bosco’s Sports Zone

Town Pump

Shag dance & lesson, 4pm

NC 63 (“little bit of everything”)

Feed and Seed

Westville Pub

Leiper’s Fork Gospel Grass, 11am & 6pm

Blues jam

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

White Horse

Danny Ellis (singer/songwriter)

Lexington Ave Brewery (LAB)

Front stage: Aaron Price (piano)

Viva le Vox (punk, roots)

Singer-songwriter showcase w/ Kellin Watson, Will Straughan, Josh Stack & Andy Gwynn

Wed., March 9

clubdirectory 5 Walnut Wine Bar 253-2593 The 170 La Cantinetta 687-8170 All Stars Sports Bar & Grill 684-5116 Asheville Civic Center & Thomas Wolfe Auditorium 259-5544 Athena’s Club 252-2456 Avenue M 350-8181 Barley’s Tap Room 255-0504 Beacon Pub 686-5943 Blue Mountain Pizza 658-8777 Blue Note Grille 697-6828 Boiler Room 505-1612 BoBo Gallery 254-3426 Bosco’s Sports Zone 684-1024 Broadway’s 285-0400 Club Hairspray 258-2027 Craggie Brewing Company 254-0360 Creature’s Cafe 254-3636 Curras Nuevo 253-2111 Desoto Lounge 986-4828 Diana Wortham Theater 257-4530 Dirty South Lounge 251-1777 The Dripolator 398-0209 Ed Boudreaux’s Bayou BBQ 296-0100 Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar 252-2711 Eleven on Grove 505-1612

Emerald Lounge 232- 4372 Fairview Tavern 505-7236 Feed & Seed + Jamas Acoustic 216-3492 Firestorm Cafe 255-8115 Frankie Bones 274-7111 Fred’s Speakeasy 281-0920 French Broad Brewery Tasting Room 277-0222 French Broad Chocolate Lounge 252-4181 The Garage 505-2663 The Get Down 505-8388 Good Stuff 649-9711 Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern 232-5800 Grove House Eleven on Grove 505-1612 The Grove Park Inn (Elaine’s Piano Bar/ Great Hall) 252-2711 The Handlebar (864) 233-6173 The Hangar 684-1213 Hannah Flanagans 252-1922 Harrah’s Cherokee 497-7777 Havana Restaurant 252-1611 Highland Brewing Company 299-3370 Holland’s Grille 298-8780 The Hop 254-2224 The Hop West 252-5155 Infusions 665-2161

5 Walnut Wine Bar

Live music, 8-10pm

clubland@mountainx.com

Iron Horse Station 622-0022 Jack of the Wood 252-5445 Jerusalem Garden 254-0255 Jus One More 253-8770 Laurey’s Catering 252-1500 Lexington Avenue Brewery 252-0212 The Lobster Trap 350-0505 Luella’s Bar-B-Que 505-RIBS Mack Kell’s Pub & Grill 253-8805 The Magnetic Field 257-4003 Midway Tavern 687-7530 Mela 225-8880 Mellow Mushroom 236-9800 Mike’s Side Pocket 281-3096 Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill 258-1550 Olive Or Twist 254-0555 O’Malley’s On Main 246-0898 The Orange Peel 225-5851 Pack’s Tavern 225-6944 Pineapple Jack’s 253-8860 Pisgah Brewing Co. 669-0190 Posana Cafe 505-3969 Pulp 225-5851 Purple Onion Cafe 749-1179 Rankin Vault 254-4993 Red Stag Grill at the Grand Bohemian Hotel 505-2949 Rendezvous 926-0201

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Lovett (rock, indie, pop) tour kick-off show (free)

Blue Note Grille

Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Open mic Jazz jam

BoBo Gallery

Dance or Die w/ JoyNerd & Sys-Hex Bosco’s Sports Zone

Live DJ & dance, 7pm

Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar

Non-stop rock’n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am Fairview Tavern

Open mic & jam

Firestorm Cafe and Books

Mal Blum & Simon Littlejohn (indie folk) Good Stuff

Open mic

Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (requests), 7-11pm Horizons at Grove Park Inn

Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm

Jack Of The Wood Pub

Old-time jam, 6pm

Lexington Ave Brewery (LAB)

Front stage: Woody Wood (blues, rock) Back stage: Wages (indie, rock) w/ Miniboone Mike’s Side Pocket

Contagious (covers, rock)

Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Soul/jazz jam feat: Marcus Horth Olive or Twist

Rock Bottom Sports Bar & Grill 622-0001 Root Bar No.1 299-7597 Scandals Nightclub 252-2838 Scully’s 251-8880 Skyland Performing Arts Center 693-0087 Stella Blue 236-2424 Stephanie’s Roadhouse Bistro 299-4127 The Still 683-5913 Straightaway Cafe 669-8856 Switzerland Cafe 765-5289 Tallgary’s 232-0809 Red Room 252-0775 Thirsty Monk South 505-4564 Tolliver’s Crossing Irish Pub 505-2129 Town Pump 669-4808 Tressa’s Downtown Jazz & Blues 254-7072 Vanuatu Kava 505-8118 Vincenzo’s Bistro 254-4698 The Warehouse Live 681-9696 Wedge Brewery 505 2792 Well Bred Bakery & Cafe 645-9300 Westville Pub 225-9782 White Horse 669-0816 Wild Wing Cafe 253-3066

Swing dancing w/ The Firecracker Jazz Band, 7:30pm Orange Peel

Cradle of Filth (metal) w/ Nachmystium, Turisas & Daniel Lioneye

LIVE MUSIC! 11PM - 2AM, DOORS AT 10PM

3pm-2am everyday pinball, foosball, ping-pong & a kickass jukebox kitchen open until late

St. Patty’s Day $5 at the door

The Shane Pruitt Band

feat. Roosevelt Collier (Lee Boys) The Shane Pruitt Band embarks on a very special week with their dear friend and colleague, Rosevelt Collier (pedal steel, The Lee Boys). Don’t miss this one of a kind show for a special St. Patty’s Day Throwdown in one of their favorite cities to play music, the one and only Ashevegas North Carolina!

THURSDAY • 4/14

YARN

Most Draft Beer in Asheville!

Over 70 Beers on Tap

wages

w/ minibOOne

Thur . mar . 10 mud tea

fri. mar . 11 mark knight feat. matt abts frOm gOvt. mule w/ sOns Of bill

nathan simmOns & his intrepid band w/ Old dOgs and

TallGary’s Cantina

Open mic, 7:30pm

the magician

The Get Down

Kill Baby Kill (garage, goth, surf) w/ Men From Uncle

O n t h e f r O n t s ta g e SundayS

The Magnetic Field

Aaron Price 1pm | Piano

Brian Claflin (singer-songwriter) Town Pump

Jammin’ w/ Max & Miles

Wed. m ar . 9

SaT. mar . 12

Open mic w/ Brian Keith

Westville Pub

504 Haywood Rd. West Asheville • 828-255-1109 “It’s bigger than it looks!”

Thurs., March 17

Rendezvous Restaurant & Bar

Open mic w/ David Bryan

Now Serving Cocktails!

TueSdayS

Jake Hollifield Piano | 9pm

WedneSdayS

Woody Wood 9pm

50 Broadway • Asheville, NC 236-9800

Wild Wing Cafe

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Johnsonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Crossroads

Thu., March 10 Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

monday

Blue Note Grille

Tressaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Downtown Jazz and Blues / Wild Wing Cafe

Makia Groove (funk, fusion, world) Nitrograss (bluegrass) w/ Charles Wood BoBo Gallery

dep (electronic) w/ Alligator Indian (rock, pop) & JacuzziHiDive Boiler Room

Jus One More / Red Room

Craggie Brewing Company

wednesday

Creatures Cafe

Beacon Pub / Buffalo Wild Wings / Fredâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Speakeasy / The Hangar / Midway Tavern / Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Malleys on Main / Hollandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Grille

Open mic

Thursday, MarCh 10 - 8PM - $10/$15

Elaineâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Dueling Piano Bar

george PorTer Jr. & runninâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Pardners

Non-stop rockâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am Eleven on Grove

Deep Space Lounge w/ DJ Reverend Jude, 10pm Good Stuff

Gene Peyroux (rock, funk, soul) Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Say Hi (rock) w/ Yellow Ostrich & Blair

Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (requests), 7-11pm

Thursday, MarCh 17 - 9PM - Free

Handlebar

Rebelution (reggae) w/ Giant Panda Guerilla Dub Squad & The Green

danny Barnes CoMing soon:

Heavenly Spirits Wine Bar

Big daddy Love, sanCTuM suLLy, LyriCs Born, Larry keeL soLo, everTon BLender, greensky BLuegrass Band

Leo Converse (jazz)

Horizons at Grove Park Inn

Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm

Mon - Wed 4pm - 9pm | Thurs - saT 2pm - 12am | sun 2pm - 9pm

Jack Of The Wood Pub

advanced Tickets Can Be Purchased @ Pisgahbrewing.com

Bluegrass jam, 7pm

Voted Best Local Brewery.

Lexington Ave Brewery (LAB)

Back stage: Mud Tea (rock) Lobster Trap

Hank Bones (â&#x20AC;&#x153;man of 1,000 songsâ&#x20AC;?)

SATURDAY 3/12

BALTIMORE BARROOM BLUEGRASS

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Ballroom dancing w/ Heather Masterton & The Swing Station Band, 7:30pm Packâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Tavern

Howie Johnson & Lee Grifffin (acoustic, rock) George Porterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Runninâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Pardners (jazz, funk, rock) Purple Onion Cafe

Danielle Miraglia (blues, folk rock) Red Stag Grill

Billy Sheeran (piano) Red Step Artworks

Open mic

Rendezvous Restaurant & Bar

Steve Whiddon (â&#x20AC;&#x153;the pianomanâ&#x20AC;?)

Scandals Nightclub

EDM Exposure w/ Trebled Mind, Nicodemus & Mokolai (trance, prog, electro)

ELECTRIC ISLAND POP/REGGAE

SATURDAY 3/19

I]Z =di HZVih SIZZLINâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; STRINGBAND REVIVAL

The Hangar / Hollandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Grille Infusions / Jus One More / Midway Tavern / Rendezvous / Shovelhead Saloon / The Still

Athenaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Club

Mark Appleford (singer-songwriter, harmonica, guitar), 8-10pm DJ, 10pm-2am Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Acoustic Swing

Blue Note Grille

Damian LeMaster (jazz piano) Boiler Room

Nash Smith & Ganges (rock) w/ A Ghost Like Me & Mystery Cult Broadwayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s

Parts and Labour (experimental, punk, rock) w/ Pterodactyl Craggie Brewing Company

Tennessee Jed Band (soul, country)

Diana Wortham Theater

Billy D. Washington (comedy)

Elaineâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Dueling Piano Bar

Vanuatu Kava Bar

Eleven on Grove

Mark Growden CD release show (Americana, roots) w/ Clay Koweek & Colin Vance

Non-stop rockâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am Costume & BPMs w/ Drunk-Gypsy Promotions Emerald Lounge

Westville Pub

My Cousin, The Emperor (alt-country) w/ The Small Ponds

Wild Wing Cafe

Jarvis Jenkins Band (psychedelic, rock)

Deja Fuze (fusion, progressive, rock)

Fairview Tavern

DJ Paco

Feed and Seed

Fri., March 11

Firestorm Cafe and Books

Allstars Sports Bar and Grill

The Sharkadelics (pop, rock), 9:30pm

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saturday

The Get Down

Carolina Call Band

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Fairview Tavern / Fat Catâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Billards Infusions / Mack Kellâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Midway Tavern / Shovelhead Saloon Stockade Brew House / The 170 La Cantinetta / Tallgaryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Cantina

Boscoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Sports Zone / Cancun Mexican Grill / The Hangar / The Get Down

Pisgah Brewing Company

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friday

Mo-Daddyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bar & Grill Olive or Twist

FUNKY BLUES, BOOGIE & SOUL

Cancun Mexican Grill / Chasers / Club Hairspray / Harrahâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Cherokee Fairview Tavern / Rock Bottom Sports Bar & Grill / Shovelhead Saloon / The Still

sunday

Dead Kenny Gâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s (jazz, punk, jam)

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thursday

Mikeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Side Pocket

Open mic w/ Greg Terkelsen

FRIDAY 3/11

tuesday

Innocent Flannel (rock) w/ Grammer School & Michael Burgin Open mic, 6-9pm

Music & EvEnts

karaoke

Adam Pope Band (Americana, country) Lawrence & Leigh (indie folk)

French Broad Chocolate Lounge

Chris Wilhelm (indie folk, rock) Garage at Biltmore

Crazyhorse & Colston (“conscious hip-hop”) feat: Trust Fund Kids, Neck Breakas Society & D:Raf

Lexington Ave Brewery (LAB)

Back stage: Mark Knight feat: Matt Abts (of Gov’t Mule) Lobster Trap

Good Stuff

The Space Heaters (jazz, swing)

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Pat Flaherty (blues, country, folk), 8pm

JP Delanoye (roots) Vollie & Kari & The Western Wildcats (honkey tonk, Western swing) Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Donna Germano (hammer dulcimer), 2-4pm Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (requests), 7-11pm Handlebar

High Rankin (dubstep) Heavenly Spirits Wine Bar

Leo Converse (jazz)

Highland Brewing Company

Tim Marsh Collective (flatpickin’ to funk)

Jack Of The Wood Pub

Gas House Mouse (blues, soul)

Wild Wing Cafe

Electronic Voice Phenomena (ambient, electronic, jazz) Garage at Biltmore

Crocodile Smile (dance) Athena’s Club

Slow Train Home (rock)

Mark Appleford (singer-songwriter, harmonica, guitar), 8-10pm DJ, 10pm-2am

Olive or Twist

Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Orange Peel

Blue Note Grille

O’Malley’s On Main

Barrie Howard (one-man-band)

Live jazz or swing

Nitty Gritty Dirt Band (country, folk rock) w/ Larkin Poe Pack’s Tavern

96.5 House Band (covers) Red Stag Grill

Chris Rhodes (singer-songwriter) Root Bar No. 1

Greenland (folk)

Scandals Nightclub

Mark Fuller

Retha Ferrel (“Celtic soul/modern Appalachia”)

Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Allstars Sports Bar and Grill

Diana Catherine & the Thrusty Tweeters w/ Pierce Edens (Americana)

Horizons at Grove Park Inn Iron Horse Station

Jazz night w/ Trevors Trio

French Broad Chocolate Lounge

Sat., March 12

Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Twisted Trail (country, rock) Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm

DogTale (folk, blues, jazz, rock)

Country Fried Fridays w/ Project: Cash

Luella’s Bar-B-Que

DJ dance party, 10pm Drag show, 1am

Holland’s Grille

Peggy and the Swing Daddies w/ Trevor Finlay & the Hot Damn Band (Western swing)

Straightaway Cafe The Get Down

Height with Friends (hip-hop) w/ Plucky Walker Town Pump

Grace Adele & the Grand Band (Americana, folk) White Horse

Anon Dixon Day (singer-songwriter) Boiler Room

DJ Drees w/ Queen April (electronic, goth, industrial) Craggie Brewing Company

Maudlin Frogs w/ Red Snapper Family Band (indie, rock) Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar

Non-stop rock’n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am Eleven on Grove

Swing workshop w/ Swing Asheville, 10am-5pm Swing dance, 8pm Fat Cat’s Billiards

Nasty Nasty w/ Low Limit, Futexture & Perileyes Good Stuff

Chris Wilhelm (indie folk, rock) Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Chris Knight (country, singer/songwriter) w/ Mic Harrison Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (requests), 7-11pm Handlebar

Dex Romweber Duo (psycho-surf, rockabilly, garage) Heavenly Spirits Wine Bar

Leo Converse (jazz)

Horizons at Grove Park Inn

Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm Iron Horse Station

Honey Locust (Americana)

Jazz night w/ The 42nd Street Jazz Band Orange Peel

Menomena (experimental, rock)

restaurant • bar • patio

DJ Jason Wyatt (dance) Purple Onion Cafe

creative, local cuisine

Root Bar No. 1

Typefighter (folk rock, indie, pop)

over 30 beers on tap

Scandals Nightclub

DJ dance party, 10pm Drag show, 12:30am

huge selection of WNC craft beers

Stella Blue

Sci Fi (fusion, jazz, psychedelic) w/ Big Something

live music

Straightaway Cafe

Neal Crowley (jazz, bluegrass, rock) Town Pump

Citizen Band Radio (“cosmic cowboy rock”)

Thur 3/10

Howie Johnson & Lee Giffin

Westville Pub

Cary Fridley & Down South (blues, country, roots)

Micah Hanks Band

White Horse

Wild Wing Cafe

Lobster Trap

sports room • events space

Martha’s Trouble (folk rock, pop)

Lexington Ave Brewery (LAB)

Firestorm Cafe and Books

downtown on the park!

Pack’s Tavern

Classicopia feat: Daniel Weiser (opera, jazz, show tunes)

Avery County (bluegrass)

Back stage: Nathan Simmons & His Intrepid Band w/ The Old Dogs & the Magician, Troubel & Wind & Willow

Dry Run Bluegrass

Olive or Twist

Jack Of The Wood Pub

Feed and Seed

DJ Twan

Common Foundation (ska) w/ Chalwa

Rewind Blue

Sat 3/12

Fri 3/11

DJ Moto

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theaterlistings Friday, MARCh 11 - Thursday, MARCH 17

Due to possible last-minute scheduling changes, moviegoers may want to confirm showtimes with theaters.

Asheville Pizza & Brewing Co. (254-1281) n

Please call the info line for updated showtimes.

Tangled (PG) 1:00, 4:00 The Fighter (R) 7:00, 10:00 Carmike Cinema 10 (298-4452) n

Carolina Cinemas Hollywood 14 (274-9500) The Adjustment Bureau (PG-13) 11:30, 2:00, 4:20, 7:00, 9:25 Battle: Los Angeles (PG13) 11:55, 2:35, 5:10, 7:45, 10:20 Beastly (PG-13) 12:30, 3:30, 7:15, 9:35 Black Swan (R) 12:15, 3:00, 7:20, 9:45 The Fighter (R) 12:15, 3:15, 7:30, 10:00 (Sofa Cinema) Gnomeo and Juliet (PG) 12:20, 2:45, 4:50 Hall Pass (R) 2:30, 5:05, 7:35, 10:15 (Sofa Cinema) I Am Number Four (PG13) 11:40 (Sofa Cinema) Just Go with It (PG-13) 11:50, 2:30, 5:10, 7:45, 10:20 (Sofa Cinema) The King’s Speech (R) 11:45, 2:20, 5:00, 7:40, 10:15 Mars Needs Moms 3D (PG) 12:00, 2:10, 4:25, 7:00, 9:15 Rango (PG) 11:45, 2:15, 4:45, 7:10, 9:40 Red Riding Hood (PG-13) 11:50, 2:30, 5:05, 7:35, 10:15 Take Me Home Tonight (R) 8:00, 10:20 True Grit (PG-13) 12:35, 3:20, 7:05, 9:40 Unknown (PG-13) 12:05, 2:50, 7:50, 10:25 (Sofa Cinema) n

Cinebarre (665-7776) The Dilemma (PG-13) 7:05, 9:50 (no 9:50 show Mon-Thu) Green Hornet (PG-13) 1:10 (no 1:10 show Mon-Thu), 4:10, 7:10, 10:00 (no 10:00 show Mon-Thu) The Fighter (R) 1:30 (no 1:30 show Mon-Thu), n

4:30, 7:30, 10:10 (no 10:0 show Mon-Thu) Sanctum (R) 1:15 (no 1:15 show Mon-Thu), 4:15, 7:20, 9:55 (no 9:55 show Mon-Thu) Tangled (PG) 1:00 (no 1:00 show Mon-Thu), 4:00, 7:00, 9:45 (no 9:45 show Mon-Thu) Yogi Bear (PG) 1:20 (no 1:20 show Mon-Thu), 4:20 Co-ed Cinema Brevard (883-2200) Rango (PG) 1:00 , 4:00, 7:00 n

Epic of Hendersonville (693-1146) n

Fine Arts Theatre (232-1536) The King’s Speech (R) 1:20, 4:20, 7:20 Rabbit Hole (PG-13) 1:00, 4:00, 7:00, Late show Fri-Sat 9:00 n

Flatrock Cinema (697-2463) Blue Valentine (R) 7:00 The King’s Speech (R) 4:00 (no show Thu) n

Regal Biltmore Grande Stadium 15 (684-1298) n

n United Artists Beaucatcher (298-1234) The Adjustment Bureau (PG-13) 1:20, 3:50, 7:00, 9:50 Battle: Los Angeles (PG13) 1:10, 4:20, 7:20, 10:05 Beastly (PG-13) 1:00, 3:10, 5:20, 7:30, 9:40 Gnomeo and Juliet (G) 1:05, 3:15, 5:25, 8:00, 10:10 Hall Pass (R) 1:40, 4:10, 7:50, 10:15 Justin Bieber: Never Say Never 3D Director’s Cut (G) 1:30, 7:10 Justin Bieber: Never Say Never 3D (G) 4:00, 9:45 Take Me Home Tonight (R) 1:50, 4:30, 7:40, 10:00

For some theaters movie listings were not available at press time. Please contact the theater or check mountainx.com for updated information.

crankyhanke

movie reviews & listings by ken hanke

JJJJJ max rating

additional reviews by justin souther contact xpressmovies@aol.com

pickoftheweek Rango JJJJJ Director: Gore Verbinski (Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End Players: (Voices) Johnny Depp, Isla Fisher, Abigail Breslin, Ned Beatty, Alfred Molina, Bill Nighy Movie Savvy Animated Comedy

Rated PG

The Story: A stranded pet chameleon masquerades as a Wild West hero — and then has to live up to his story.

The Lowdown: Beautifully made, perfectly cast, fast-paced, very funny animated comedy blessed with weird and wonderful invention.

Take a director with vision, a dream voice cast, a witty, savvy screenplay, some visually stunning animation, and you have Gore Verbinski’s Rango. You also have the first film of 2011 that I can recommend without reservations — and I’m actually a little surprised. Yeah, I’ve liked — to one degree or another — every film Verbinski has made from The Ring (2002) through Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (2007), but I wasn’t exactly taken with the character design in the stills, and animated films are a different proposition than live-action ones. Well, here Verbinski joins Tim Burton and Wes Anderson as a filmmaker who can move into animation and retain his personal stamp and visual panache.

Rango takes a few minutes to get its footing, setting up its main character, a pet chameleon (a fine Johnny Depp), but from the moment it introduces Roadkill (Alfred Molina), a Don Quixote-like armadillo, who lives up to his name (affording the film its first big laugh), it never lets up. And what it never lets up with is that rarest of things — a movie for a savvy, intelligent audience with a strong movie I.Q. The more you know about movies, the cleverer and funnier the movie is, especially when you realize that the central plot is Roman Polanski’s Chinatown (1974) — right down to a corrupt politico (Ned Beatty) who’s nothing more, nor less than John Huston’s Noah Cross in the form of a turtle.

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Animated characters voiced by Johnny Depp and Isla Fisher engage in Wild West hijinks in Gore Verbinski’s Rango.

Sergio Leone, Francis Ford Coppola and a bit of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre family.

But there’s a world of difference between the savvy nature of Rango and the snarky postmodern pop-culture referencing that more or less began with Shrek (2001). First of all, there’s nary a trace of snarkiness here. More importantly, Rango is so wonderfully wild and even downright weird that it doesn’t matter whether or not you get the pop references. Instead of just being references, they come across as influences and become part of the fabric of the film. Yes, it’s funnier if you get the references, but it’s not an absolute requirement. Just as the film walks the tightrope between adult and family humor, so it pulls off a nigh-on-to-perfect balancing act here in this tale of a made-up hero who becomes the very thing he invented.

Interestingly, the Verbinski film this comes closest to in terms of theme is The Weather Man (2005). Both have central characters who would like to be heroes, but have no idea how to be — until they find they have no choice but to become those heroes. Granted, there’s a world of difference between the two in tone, but deep down, not so much. And visually, it bears the same striking imagery found in all his films. It may, in fact, turn out to be his best work to date.

Time will tell, but until it does, see for yourself.

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The Adjustment Bureau JJJJ

Director: George Nolfi Players: Matt Damon, Emily Blunt, Terence Stamp, Anthony Mackie, Michael Kelly

Romantic Sci-Fi Thriller

Rated PG-13

The Story: A politician finds himself entangled with a host of supernatural operatives, whose job it is to ensure that destiny and fate go according to plan.

The Lowdown: The rarest of things: a science fiction film about ideas, but nevertheless a movie that lives and dies on how well you can buy into its thinking and its far-fetched premise.

There may be no other author so poorly served by Hollywood than Philip K. Dick, a writer whose work hasn’t just been misunderstood, but oftentimes completely mauled. The modus operandi seems to be to take one of Dick’s concepts and transform it into simple action flick (Paycheck), or perhaps a gory, bizarre sci-fi epic (Total Recall), or worst of all, turn it all into pretentious twaddle (A Scanner Darkly).

Granted, his short stories are far from cinematic, but anyone looking for a faithful adaptation of Dick’s short story “The Adjustment Team” in George Nolfi’s The Adjustment Bureau will be quite disappointed. Then again, anyone looking for the taut political thriller promised in the film’s trailer is also likely to be let down.

Instead, we have a science fiction film that’s actually — and refreshingly — about ideas instead of aliens blowing up national monuments.

The ideas, however, are less Dick’s, as writer and first-time director Nolfi has instead taken the basic concept of the original story and made it his own, for better or for worse. Both use the basic premise of a mysterious bureaucracy of pencil-pushers whose job it is to adjust and align reality — behind the scenes of what any normal human should ever see — in order to keep a greater plan in order, and what happens when a normal guy (in this case, Matt Damon as politician David Norris) stumbles upon this fact.

What Nolfi has done is take the somewhat clever

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Jonathan Liebesman — who gave us such dubious wonders as Darkness Falls (2002) and the remade Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2006) — seems somehow more terrifying than the alien invasion at the center of Battle: Los Angeles. This apparent special effects extravaganza about ill-willed aliens attacking the Earth stars Aaron Eckhart, Michelle Rodriguez and Bridget Moynahan. And guess what? It hasn’t been screened for critics. (PG-13)

MARS NEEDS MOMS

Also unscreened for critics is the kid-oriented sci-fi flick Mars Needs Moms, a new film

by Simon Wells (being allowed in the director’s chair for the first time since The Time Machine tanked back in 2002). The premise?

A boy (voiced by Seth Green) learns to appreciate his mom (voiced by Joan Cusack) when she is kidnapped by Martians in need of surfilmgoers has felt like a TV movie — and I don’t mean some classy Brit import. I’m talking early 1970s ABC Movie of the Week. Whatever slight good will Alex Pettyfer earned from me for I Am Number Four (mostly for not being Robert Pattinson) has drifted away on the ripples of his six-pack abs.

Look, this is nothing but a lame variant on Beauty and the Beast aimed at hormonal girls.

Period. That’s all there is, there ain’t no more.

Pettyfer plays Kyle, a relentlessly “look at me, I’m wonderful” high school anus — of the raving variety — who has the bad judgment to cheese creepy goth girl Kendra (Mary-Kate Olsen looking like a space alien) to the point that she curses him by changing his Tiger Beat looks into carefully art-directed ugliness. His only hope is to find someone who loves him for himself in a year or else be stuck like this for life. Fortunately, he may have a father (Peter Krause) even shallower than himself, but he has a devoted, long-suffering housekeeper (Lisa Gay Hamilton) and gains a worldly-wise blind tutor (Neil Patrick Harris) to help get him through.

Even more fortunately, there’s high-school heartthrobette Lindy (Vanessa Hudgens), who had a “thing” for bad boy Kyle, amazingly can’t recognize his voice in his new incarnation as “Hunter,” and doesn’t even much mind that he essentially kidnaps her and installs her in his attic. How will it all work out? Let’s face it, if you care in the least, you got pissed off in the first paragraph and never made it this far, and if you made it this far you weren’t considering sitting through this drivel in the first place.

Rated PG-13 for language including crude comments, brief violence and some thematic material. reviewed by Ken Hanke Playing at Carolina Asheville Cinema 14, Epic of Hendersonville, Regal Biltmore Grande, United Artists Beaucatcher Cinema 7

rogate mothers. Naturally, he has to rescue her. Since this is rendered in that uber-creepy motion-capture style of animation, naturally, Robert Zemeckis is one of the producers.

You’ve been warned. (PG)

RED RIDING HOOD

And making it a clean-sweep for unscreened mainstream releases this week, we have Catherine Hardwicke’s Red Riding Hood, a medieval take on the fairy tale with werewolves prowlin’ these here woods. Of course, Hardwicke directed the immensely popular Twilight (the success of which this hopes to emulate), but let’s remember that it was the worst-directed of the series — and prior to that there was her flat-footed skateboarding drama Lords of Dogtown (2005) and her truly turgid The Nativity Story (2006). This one stars Amanda Seyfried, Lukas Haas and Gary Oldman. Beyond that, who can say at this point? (PG-13)

Take Me Home Tonight JJJJ

Director: Micheal Dowse (Fubar: Balls to the Wall) Players: Topher Grace, Dan Fogler, Teresa Palmer, Anna Faris, Chris Pratt Romantic Coming-of-Age Comedy

Rated R

The Story: A directionless college grad attempts to woo his high school crush over a night of partying.

The Lowdown: A perfectly fine, harmless coming-of-age tale — as long as you judge it solely on that criteria.

Take Me Home Tonight is three-and-a-half stars of “it is what it is.” As an amalgamation of the coming-of-age story and the romcom, it hits all the marks and generic cliches you expect it to. But this is precisely why it works within its own limited means: It does what you want exactly how you want it, and pleasantly enough not to annoy you.

To enjoy this movie, however, does take some leaps of faith, mostly that 32-year-old Topher Grace is a mid-20s college grad, or that he and Anna Faris — who play twins — could have ever exited the same womb. There’s also the question of whether or not anyone still cares — at least five years after its heyday — about ’80s nostalgia. If you can swallow those pills, the movie is perfectly fine, if never overwhelming.

The plot is one you’ve seen a million times in some form or another. Here, Grace plays Matt, a talented MIT grad who doesn’t know what to do with his life, instead finding himself wasting away in a dead-end job at a Suncoast video while living with his parents.

After a chance encounter with his high-school crush Tori (Teresa Palmer, I Am Number Four)

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Musical Fantasy Rated G Well, it’s not as bad as legend has it, but Francis Ford Coppola’s film of Finian’s Rainbow (1968) can hardly be called good — though Fred Astaire’s presence helps, as, to a lesser degree, does Petula Clark. There are also some good bits — like Al Freeman Jr. bringing a Bromo Seltzer to racist Senator Keenan Wynn in the slowest “Darky Shuffle” ever seen — amidst all the clunk. Plus, it’s kind of fascinating in its very wrong-headedness. Even when the stage play was new — back in 1947 — it must have been the last gasp of old style liberalism with its “redistribute the wealth” politics (McCarthy’s House Un-American Activities Committee was taking on such matters about this same time). By 1968, it seemed more than a little quaint. That’s not the kicker, though. It’s the bloated length, the awkward mix of soundstage exteriors with real ones, and the overbearing Tommy Steele’s even-more-overbearing turn as leprechaun (it makes a Lucky Charms commercial look restrained) that cooks the goose. An ill-chosen, unhappy director probably didn’t help much. reviewed by Ken Hanke The Hendersonville Film Society will show Finian’s Rainbow at 2 p.m. on Sunday, Mar. 13, in the Smoky Mountain Theater at Lake Pointe Landing Retirement Community (behind Epic Cinemas, 333 Thompson St., Hendersonville).

Pather Panchali JJJJJ Director: Satyajit Ray Players: Kanu Bannerjee, Karuna Bannerjee, Subir Bannerjee, Uma Das Gupta Drama Rated NR “Watching director Satyajit Ray’s 1955 debut, Pather Panchali (Song of the Little Road), seems less like viewing a film than like spending two hours in another life in another world” is what I said — in part — about the movie in 2006. The full review is here: http://www.mountainx. com/movies/review/patherpanchali.php reviewed by Ken Hanke Classic World Cinema by Courtyard Gallery will present Pather Panchali at 8 p.m. Friday, Mar. 11, at Phil Mechanic Studios (109 Roberts St., River Arts District, upstairs in the Railroad Library). Info: 273-3332, http://www.ashevillecourtyard.com

— but more paranoid and sometime nightmarish — “Adjustment Team” and turned it into a love story, with bits of thriller tied in.

It’s a love story, though, that has its own ideas built on top of Dick’s original thoughts, never forgetting the subversive nature of sci-fi. Unlike its source, The Adjustment Bureau less about what really lies behind the curtain of reality and the implications of uncovering that very thing, and more about fate, destiny and the true nature of free will. There’s even a bit of religion — and the question of when it’s appropriate to rebel against these things — thrown in.

The romantic aspects are the least of the film’s worries, mostly due to the chemistry between Damon and Emily Blunt. Instead, the film rises and falls on the viewer’s ability to buy into the film’s occasionally goofy concept of a bloated bureaucracy controlling humanity’s fate. But if you can suspend that disbelief, the film is interesting in what it wants to say, even if its climax has nowhere to go and turns out to be a bit of a dud. Rated PG-13 for brief strong language, some sexuality and a violent image. reviewed by Justin Souther Playing at Carolina Asheville Cinema 14, Epic of

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Beastly J Director: Daniel Barnz (Phoebe in Wonderland) Players: Alex Pettyfer, Vanessa Hudgens, Mary-Kate Olsen, Neil Patrick Harris, Lisa Gay Hamilton, Peter Krause Tween/Teen Hormonal Fantasy

Rated PG-13

The Story: A narcissistic high-school jerk is transformed into a “beastly” version of himself and has to find someone to love him for himself to break the curse.

The Lowdown: Witless, charmless take on Beauty and the Beast with nearly limitless tedium value.

Beastly certainly is. On a sliding scale, it’s marginally less interesting than vacuuming out your car, and considerably less useful. As the third film (at least in terms of release) from CBS films, it thoroughly solidifies the fact that CBS Films’ head is firmly lodged up its cathode ray tube. Every flaccid flop they’ve foisted on

— and a bit of lying about his actual profession — Matt, with the help of his best friend Barry (a thankfully understated Dan Fogler, Taking Woodstock) and twin sis (Faris, who’s often the best thing in the movie), finds himself trying to woo Tori at a party.

We know where this is going, from the hijinks to the eventual romantic complications between Matt and Tori. The only thing the film does differently than the usual suspects is its ’80s setting, something that feels completely superfluous within the confines of the film — more like a marketing ploy than a genuine necessity. This differs from a movie like Greg Mottola’s Adventureland (2009), which was also set in the ’80s, but was an aspect vital to the film due to the semi-autobiographical nature.

At the same time, that film was inherently more relatable simply due to its blue collar trappings as opposed to Take Me Home Tonight’s take on the Me Generation.

But what makes the film watchable is the fact that Take Me Home Tonight rarely goes for the cheap laugh, instead building itself around characters. Sure, there are a few sex gags and a really silly climax, but the jokes are generally built more around the interaction between characters, while film’s main purpose is to make you enjoy and root for these people, no matter how unoriginal they may be under examination. None of this means that Take Me Home Tonight is going to set the world on fire, but compared to the rest of the early-year dreck out there, there are certainly worse ways to spend a couple of hours. Rated R for language, sexual content and drug use. reviewed by Justin Souther Playing at Carolina Asheville Cinema 14, Epic of Hendersonville, Regal Biltmore Grande, United Artists Beaucatcher Cinema 7

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Talk to Her JJJJJ Director: Pedro Almodóvar Players: Javier Camara, Dario Grandinetti, Leonor Watling, Rosario Flores, Geraldine Chaplin Comedy Drama Rated R The last time I reviewed Talk to Her (2002) I wrote, “With this film, Almodóvar pushes the envelope in ways that few filmmakers have ever dared — both stylistically and thematically.”

To see why, check out both that and my original reviews for the film at http://www.mountainx.com/movies/review/talktoher.php reviewed by Ken Hanke The Asheville Film Society will screen Talk to Her Tuesday, Mar. 15, at 8 p.m. in the Cinema Lounge of The Carolina Asheville and will be hosted by Xpress movie critics Ken Hanke and Justin Souther.

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Matt Damon, Emily Blunt, Terence Stamp, Anthony Mackie, Michael Kelly Romantic Sci-Fi Thriller A politician finds himself entangled with a host of supernatural operatives, whose job it is to ensure that destiny and fate go according to plan. The rarest of things: a science fiction film about ideas, but nevertheless a movie that lives and dies on how well you can buy into its thinking and its farfetched premise. Rated PG-13

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strong performance from Kevin Spacey as compensation. Rated R

the star himself seems to be sleepwalking through it.

Rated PG-13

The Fighter JJJJJ

The King’s Speech JJJJJ

Mark Wahlberg, Christian Bale, Amy Adams, Melissa Leo, Mickey O’Keefe, Jack McGee Biographical Boxing Drama The Story The real-life story of boxer “Irish” Mickey Ward and his rise to fame against all odds—including the help of his family. A good, creatively made boxing biopic that never breaks through into actual greatness, despite fine work from Mark Wahlberg and Amy Adams. Rated R

Alex Pettyfer, Vanessa Hudgens, Mary-Kate Olsen, Neil Patrick Harris, Lisa Gay Hamilton, Peter Krause Tween/Teen Hormonal Fantasy A narcissistic highschool jerk is transformed into a “beastly” version of himself and has to find someone to love him for himself to break the curse. Witless, charmless take on Beauty and the Beast with nearly limitless tedium value. Rated PG-13

Gnomeo & Juliet JJJ

Black Swan JJJJJ

Owen Wilson, Jason Sudeikis, Jenna Fischer, Christina Applegate, Nicky Whelan Raunchy Comedy A couple of guys are given a week off of marriage by their wives, to sleep with whomever they please. A superfluous attempt at the old gross-out comedy that’s moderately painless—though never, ever good, since it’s such a dud. Rated R

Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis, Vincent Cassel, Barbara Hershey, Winona Ryder Psychological Thriller/Horror The Story A ballerina in a Lincoln Center opera company lands the lead role in a production of “Swan Lake”—and the experience threatens her sanity. A rewarding, disturbing, fullblooded essay in psychological horror of a kind we rarely see—and one of the best films of 2010. Rated R

Casino Jack JJJ

Kevin Spacey, Barry Pepper, Kelly Preston, Jon Lovitz, Rachelle Lefevre, Graham Greene Peculiar Biopic Fictionalized version of the rise and fall of super-lobbyist Jack Abramoff. Ill-advised attempt to turn the story of Abramoff into a comedy, cursed by a bad script and flaccid direction, but with a

(Voices) James McAvoy, Emily Blunt, Michael Caine, Maggie Smith, Jim Cummings, Jason Statham Animated Gnome Movie The Story It’s Romeo and Juliet with garden gnomes. Really, what more do you need to know? Well, it’s pretty lame, too. Rated G

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Adam Sandler, Jennifer Aniston, Brooklyn Decker, Nick Swardson, Nicole Kidman, Dave Matthews Rom-Com a la Adam Sandler The Story A philandering plastic surgeon uses a wedding ring as part of his pick-up routine—until he falls in love and has to invent a soon-to-be-ex-wife for his girlfriend’s benefit or be branded a pig. Unfunny, unromantic and flat in the extreme. All the tired Sandler schtick is there, but

Colin Firth, Geoffrey Rush, Helena Bonham Carter, Guy Pearce, Derek Jacobi, Timothy Spall, Michael Gambon Historical Drama The story of Britain’s King George VI and his attempts—with the help of an unorthodox therapist—to overcome his speech impediment to become the wartime voice of his people. An improbable subject becomes a magnificently enjoyable and moving film experience that needs to be seen. Rated R

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Nicole Kidman, Aaron Eckhart, Dianne Wiest, Miles Teller, Tammy Blanchard, Sandra Oh Drama The story of a couple coping with the death of their young child in an accident. An unusual—and unusually schmaltz-free—study in grief that’s distinguished by exceptional performances and sensitive direction. Rated PG-13

Rango JJJJJ

(Voices) Johnny Depp, Isla Fisher, Abigail Breslin, Ned Beatty, Alfred Molina, Bill Nighy Movie Savvy Animated Comedy A stranded pet chameleon masquerades as a Wild West hero—and then has to live up to his story. Beautifully made, perfectly cast, fast-paced, very funny animated comedy blessed with weird and wonderful invention. Rated PG

Take Me Home Tonight JJJJ

Topher Grace, Dan Fogler, Teresa Palmer, Anna Faris, Chris Pratt Romantic Coming-of-Age Comedy A directionless college grad attempts to woo his high school crush over a night of partying. A perfectly fine, harmless coming-of-age tale—as long as you judge it solely on that criteria. Rated R

True Grit JJJJJ

Jeff Bridges, Hailee Steinfeld, Matt Damon, Josh Brolin, Barry Pepper Western/Drama A young girl, a drunken U.S. Marshal and a self-satisfied Texas Ranger pursue the murderer of the girl’s father into Indian Territory. A stunner of an entertaining movie from the Coen Brothers—one of their best and one of the best films of the year. Rated PG-13

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Liam Neeson, Diane Kruger, January Jones, Aidan Quinn, Bruno Ganz Thriller A botanist traveling in Germany falls into a coma after a car accident, only to awaken and find that someone has assumed his identity. An occasionally entertaining thriller with a plot that falls apart under the simplest examination and a dull performance from Liam Neeson. Rated PG-13

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National Geographic’s Green Guide suggests these tips: • Caulk and weather strip leaky windows and doors. Air leaks can increase your heating and cooling bills by 10 percent.

Stopping the leaks can cut your carbon footprint by 865 pounds per year.

• Set your hot water heater to 120 degrees.You’ll prevent scalds and reduce carbon emissions by some 480 pounds annually.

• Check the filter on your furnace and air conditioner monthly. Clean filters improve the efficiency of your system and can save from 5 to 15 percent on your heating and cooling bills.

• Dial back the thermostat.You can shave 5 percent off your energy bill for every degree below 70 in winter, and two percent for every degree above 72 in summer.

Make it easy with a programmable thermostat.

• Get a low-flush toilet. Flushing accounts for more than a third of home water use. New high-efficiency toilets use less than 1.3 gallons per flush — 60 percent less than older models.

WNC Green Building Council www.wncgbc.com

Heating & Cooling MAYBERRY HEATING AND COOLING Oil and Gas Furnaces • Heat Pumps and AC • Sales • Service • Installation. • Visa • MC • Discover.

Call (828) 658-9145.

Kitchen & Bath ACCESSIBUILT RESIDENTIAL REMODELING Custom bath and shower/tub conversion for safety and accessibility.

• 20 years experience. • insured. Reliable. • Free inspection/estimate. • Authorized Best Bath® dealer.(828) 283-2675. accessibuilt @bellsouth.net

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Painting FLOORED! CUSTOM PAINTED FURNITURE Old furniture not looking so great? Family portraits, famous people, cool themes... Get it done right on a coffee table, desk, you name it! 631-793-1115. stephanie@flooredart.com www.flooredart.com

General Services BARTENDERS TO GO FOR YOUR EVENT, WEDDING RECEPTION, GALLERY SHOW, PARTIES Complete set-up including bar, linens, glassware. Experienced professional bartenders for your next event. Call Carolina Bartending Service.

In business since 2004.

828-676-0426.

HOME WATER LEAKS A Problem? Excellent leak detection! Lasting correction! Experience!

References!

Call 828-273-5271.

Handy Man APPLIANCE ZEN • The best choice for appliance repair in Asheville. With over 12 years in appliance repair.

The choice is easy. Locally owned. Fast. Friendly.

Honest. • All brands washers, dryers, refrigerator, dishwasher, and small appliances. • Licensed. Insured. Bonded.

• Sabastian, 828-505-7670. www.appliancezen.com HIRE A HUSBAND Handyman Services.

31 years professional business practices.

Trustworthy, quality results, reliability. $2 million liability insurance. References available. Free estimates. Stephen Houpis, (828) 280-2254.

RELIABLE REPAIRS! Quality work! All types maintenance/repair, indoor/outdoor. • Excellent water leak detection/correction! • Wind damaged shingle/roof repair! 38 years experience!

Responsible! Honest!

Harmonious! References!

Call Brad, you’ll be Glad!

(828) 273-5271.

PROFESSIONAL/AFFORDA BLE WEB DESIGN Would your business benefit from a website, or web update?

Contact Creative Media Solutions Inc. Prices from $1000-$2500.

828-707-6640, creativemedia01 @gmail.com.

SKILLED COMPUTER TECH - REASONABLE RATES Desktop\Laptop\Home Networks, hardware\software issues, Spy-ware\Viruses removed.

Your computer will work like new. Good rates. Call\Email Bo 828-628-5686. bderchak@gmail.com

Financial AFFORDABLE TAX FILING I will save you money! • E-filing • Business • Individual. • 21 years professional experience.

Call (828) 252-6500. Muriel Smith, Accountant.

Home A&B CONSTRUCTION is a leader in quality, craftsmanship and dependability for a wide range of building services here in Western North Carolina and the Upstate of South Carolina. We specialize in cost-sensitive, client oriented, residential and commercial renovation/remodeling, new construction, and repair services. Please call 828-258-2000 or visit our website at www.a-b-construction.com

Landscaping LANDSCAPE SERVICE Maintenance, installations, and clean-ups. Competitive prices. Owner operated.

Call Jon 458-1243

COMPANION • CAREGIVER • LIVE-IN Alzheimer’s experienced. • CarePartners Hospice recommended. • Nonsmoker, with cat, seeks live-in position. • References. • Arnold, (828) 273-2922.

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1BR, 1BA HENDERSONVILLE • 51 Choctaw. Hardwood floors, sunroom. $645/month. 828693-8069. www.leslieandassoc.com

Commercial/Busi ness Rentals

1BR, 1BA HENDERSONVILLE • 825 4th Ave. Hardwood floors, off-street parking. $475/month.

828-693-8069. www.leslieandassoc.com

1 MONTH FREE WITH CONTRACT 1550 Hendersonville Road • Beautifully decorated office space. Ready to move in. • High traffic, great visibility. • Ample parking at the door. • (828) 691-0586.

ATTRACTIVE STONE COTTAGE • Suitable for arts/craft studio and residence .Several rooms, modern kitchen and bath.

Good east location near Warren Wilson College. $155,800. Owner 828 337-0873

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1BR, 1BA NORTH • 12 Golf.

Hardwood floors, cats ok. $$625/month.

828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

1419 PATTON AVE. • 2,900 sq.ft. 8 exam rooms/offices.

Large reception/showroom.

Beautifully furnished. $3,500/month.

828-281-8127.

1BR, 1BA NORTH • 346 Montford. Hardwood floors, coin-op laundry. $585/month.

828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

DOWNTOWN OFFICE SUITE FOR RENT 1,150 sf renovated downtown office suite in historic building.

Lots of character, windows, skylights, fireplaces, hardwood floors. Upstairs facing Pritchard Park. $1,275/month. Available March 1. Call Patti: 828-254-5853 or 828-230-3210.

1Br, 1BA NORTH • 37 Sunset. Porch, mountain and city views. $455$595/month.

828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

OFFICE FOR RENT • 191 E Chestnut St. Beautifully restored Victorian house with off street parking. $625/month (unfurnished), $675/month (furnished).

Shared utilities, maintenance, ambiance music, shared receptionist/ telephone service.

Handicapped accessible.

Easy access to interstate and downtown. 6 month lease. 12 month preferred.

Call 258-2112.

2BR, 1.5BA EAST • 532 Warren Wilson. Patio, pets ok. $720/month.

828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

SPACE FOR RENT • Near Sam’s Club (off Patton Ave.) in busy shopping center.

1,150 sq.ft. Suitable for office or retail.

Call 828-231-6689.

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CHRISTOPHER’S COMPUTERS • Computer Slow? Call Christopher’s Computers at 828-6709800 and let us help you with PC and Macintosh issues: networking, virus/malware removal, tutoring, upgrades, custombuilt new computers, etc.

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HENDERSONVILLE. Urban flex space on historic 7th Ave. Live, work. 9,000 sq. ft. for only $349,000. Bank owned. G/M Property Group 828-281-4024,

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Apartments For Rent 1-2-BR, 1-2BA SOUTH • 90 Beale St. Central heat/AC, dishwasher. $585$675/month.

828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com 1-2BR, 1BA DOWNTOWN • 68 N. French Broad Ave. Hardwood floors, central A/C. $645-$785/month.

828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com 1BA/STUDIO • 85 Merrimon. Winter Special!

All utilities included. $500/month.

828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

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1BR, 1BA WEST • 1 Brucemont. Hardwood floors, high ceilings. $600/month.

828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

2BR, 1.5BA HENDERSONVILLE • 805 Wilken. Garage, W/D connections. $595/month.

828-693-8069. www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 1BA CENTRAL • 15 Grindstaff. Great location, off-street parking. $595/month.

828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 1BA EAST • 1746 Tunnel Rd. Dishwasher, A/C. $595/month.

828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 1BA EAST • 28 Hillendale. Sunporch, coinop laundry. $625/month.

828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 1BA NORTH • 501 Beaverdam. W/D hookups, pets ok. $565/month.

828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 1BA NORTH • 87 Wild Cherry. Carport, W/D hookups. $635/month.

828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 1BA NORTH • 198 Kimberly. Patio, heat included. $750/month. www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 1BA NORTH • 20 Brookedale. Deck, storage unit. $595/month.

828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

2BR, 1BA NORTH • 71 Washington. Porch, pets ok. $715/month.

828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 1BA SOUTH • 1020 Hendersonville Rd. Central heat and A/C. Storage unit. $625/month.

828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 1BA WEST • 130 Louisiana. A/C, heatpump, W/D connections. $605/month.

828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 1BA • North, 403 Charlotte. $850. Hardwood Floors, Patio.

828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 2BA ARDEN • 216 Weston. Garage, central A/C and heat pump.

828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

Condos/ Townhomes For Rent 1BR CONDO • HISTORIC KRESS BUILDING $1270/month includes water/trash. Original hardwood floors, video entry system, 15’ ceilings, workout room on rooftop, stackable Bosch washer/dryer. Please call (828)670-9772.

2BR CONDO • HISTORIC KRESS BUILDING $1700/month includes water/trash. Original hardwood floors, video entry system, 15’ ceilings, workout room on rooftop, stackable Bosch washer/dryer. Please call (828) 670-9772.

2BR, 2BA NORTH • 265 Charlotte St. Hardwood floors, central A/C. $795$865/month.

828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

2BR, 1BA WEST ASHEVILLE • Quiet neighborhood close to parks and downtown. Vaulted ceilings, W/D, A/C window unit. Front and back porches. No pets. $795/month.

828-551-0004.

3BR, 1.5BA NORTH • 30 Clairmont. Great location, Off-street parking. $675/month.

828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

NEAR AIRPORT • 2BR, 1.5BA. Hardwoods and carpet, heat pump.

Convenient to everything. $800/month. Call 253-0758. Carver Realty.

CANDLER • Large 2BR, lots of closet space. Electric heat, water provided $550/month. Will accept small pet. Call 828-253-0758. Carver Realty.

WEST ASHEVILLE CANTERBURY HEIGHTS • 44 Beri Dr. Updated 2BR 1.5BA. Split level condo, 918 sqft. Fully applianced kitchen. Pool, fitness room. $700/month. Security Dep. Application Fee. Mike 919-624-1513.

LIVE ON THE RIVER! • EAST 2BR, 2BA, all appliances, including WD. • Large closets, storage.

Covered parking. • Covered porch. Open deck. Great views! • Quiet and convenient. • Pets considered. $695/month.

828-779-2736.

MONTFORD • Charming furnished 1BR apt. Queen, TV, wifi, W/D, D/W, A/C, water. You pay only electric.

Deposit. References. $750/month.

828-301-7707, 828-255-2483.

UNFURNISHED 2BR, 1.5BA WEST ASHEVILLE • Water, garbage included.

Swimming pool onsite and on bus line. $725/month.

Call 828-252-9882.

WEST ASHEVILLE • 2 and 3 bedroom unfurnished apartments for $649 and $679/month in West Asheville. Water, garbage included. On bus line. Call 828-252-9882.

WEST-ACTON WOODS APTS • 2BR, 2BA, 1100 sq.ft. $800/month. Includes water and garbage pickup.

Call 253-0758. Carver Realty.

Homes For Rent

2 BR 1BA WEST ASHEVILLE Updated kitchen, basement, laundry hook-up, central A/C, gas heat. Off-street parking.

Easy walk to heart of West Asheville. 828-683-0398. $745/month.

2BR, 1BA • Near Biltmore Village. Renovated. W/D hookup, all appliances.

Central A/C, gas furnace.

Hardwoods and ceramic tile. Wrap-around covered porch. $835/month + security. 828-230-2157.

3 BEDROOM • 2 BATH • HIGH VISTA South of Asheville, On golf course.

Gated. Hardwoods, Bonus above garage. Amenities available. $1950/month.

(828) 776-1118. www.bassandroyster.com

3BR, 2.5BA • Split level living. 1,800 sq.ft. heated space. 2-car garage.

Fireplace with gas logs. 0.4 acre fenced lot, welllandscaped front yard. Heat pump. Quiet neighborhood.

2.8 miles from Patton Ave. $925/month. Call 828-231-6689.

MARSHALL FARMHOUSE Renovated farmhouse on 30 Acre Farm with creek, garden, and chicken coop.

Wood stove heat. Private setting with outdoor shower.

30 minutes to Asheville. 1 year lease. benrip@gmail.com (828) 380 0841. Email for pictures

3BR, 2BA • Fletcher, 607 Woodberry, $995. Garage, Fenced Yard.

828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

NICE FULLY FURNISHED HOME AVAILABLE • Weekly or up to 3 months.

2BR, 2BA, 30 ft. screened porch. Call 828-768-2241.

3BR, 3BA NORTH • 62 Brookwood. Hardwood floors, basement. $2,000/month.

828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

WEST 2BR, 1BA • Hardwood floors, heat pump. $650/month. Call 253-0758. Carver Realty.

ALWAYS GREAT RESPONSE “I advertise my rental properties in Mountain Xpress because of the quality and quantity of great calls it produces!” Pauline T., Asheville. • You too can find quality renters! Call 251-1333, Mountain Xpress Classified Marketplace.

BEAUTIFUL DOWNTOWN VIEWS 2BR, 1.5BA, bonus room, new appliances, laundry room, hardwood floors, gas fireplace, AC. Nice deck overlooks downtown. $950/month.

687-1954.

BLACK MOUNTAIN • Small 1BR, 1BA cottage in good neighborhood. Excellent condition, energy efficient, hardwood floors, private yard. No smoking. $650/month.

828-298-3933

CENTRAL REAL ESTATE SERVICES AVAILABLE • Rentals • Rental Management • Sales • Listings. • The City Solution!

828.210.2222.

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COTTAGE • MONTFORD 2BR, 1BA. Cute, small 2 story. Includes stove/fridge, washer, water. Gardens. Off street parking. Quiet neighborhood. Walk downtown/UNCA. No pets. $650/month, $650 deposit.

References.

(828) 281-2357.

COUNTRY HOUSE • With garden space. 2BR, 2BA. Full basement, fenced yard.

2 miles to downtown. $650/month.

828-254-0644 9am-5pm.

WEST 2BR, 1BA • On 10 acres, full basement, part fenced. Pets ok. $800/month. Call 253-0758. Carver Realty.

Vacation Rentals A BEACH HOUSE AT FOLLY 20 minutes from historic downtown Charleston, SC. • The legendary dog-friendly Rosie’s Ocean View and Kudzu’s Cottage, across the street from the beach!Visit www.kudzurose.com or call (404) 617-1146.

APRIL/MAY SPECIAL • FOLLY BEACH! Locally owned. • Great dog friendly house across from beach.

Spacious, sunny, multiple decks and porches, fenced yard. • Special rates for April and May: • 2BR, 2BA: $200/night, $1225/week; • 5BR, 3BA: $250/night, $1575/week plus cleaning.

Reservations/Information: (828) 775-3746 or emcloughlin@cs.com BEAUTIFUL LOG CABIN Sleeps 5, handicap accessible. Near Warren Wilson College, Asheville, NC. (828) 231-4504 or 2771492. bennie14@bellsouth.net

Short-Term Rentals ATTENTION EXECUTIVES • HOUSEHUNTERS Don’t spend $90/night for a tiny hotel room! • $50/day = 1300 sqft completely equipped (just bring your bags) apartment. • 1-3 month rentals. • 15 minutes from downtown. • 1-2 nonsmoking persons. • See us on Facebook: Asheville Hideaway.

258-8539 or 713-3380. ashevillehideaway. netfirms.com

Wanted to Rent RESPONSIBLE ARTIST Moving to Asheville area.

Wants spacious rural rental home. $450-$525. 3 outdoorsy cats. Clean, quiet.

Susan: (252) 331-3980.

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FULL TIME LANDSCAPING POSITION • Summer is just around the corner! If you enjoy working outdoors and have experience with mowing, planting, and other elements of landscaping, this is the job for you! Eliada Homes, located in West Asheville, seeks a motivated

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worker to help maintain our gorgeous 200 acre campus.

General $$$HELP WANTED$$$ Extra Income! Assembling CD cases from Home! No Experience Necessary! Call our Live Operators Now! 1-800-405-7619 EXT 2450 www.easyworkgreatpay.com (AAN CAN) BB BARNS is looking for enthusiastic individuals to assist for the following position: Annual/ Perennial Sales. Qualified candidates will have plant knowledge, a positive attitude, and know that customer service is number one. Minimum two years retail experience.

Applications currently being accepted at 3377 Sweeten Creek Road, Arden, NC or fax resume to 828-650-7303. No phone inquires, please.

CAB DRIVERS Needed at Blue Bird; call JT 258-8331. Drivers needed at Yellow Cab; call Buster at 253-3311.

Must be 21 or older and be able to pass a criminal background check and drug test. Must also have valid NCDL, as position may require driving. Position offers hourly wage and fulltime benefits. Please submit your resume to eweaver@eliada.org if you meet the basic qualifications.

HIRE QUALITY EMPLOYEES “Our employment advertisements with the Mountain Xpress garner far more educated and qualified applicants than any other publication we have used. The difference is visible in the phone calls, applications and resumes.”

Howard Stafford, Owner, Princess Anne Hotel. • Thank you, Howard. Your business can benefit by advertising for your next

EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES • Call (828) 225-6122 or visit: biltmore.com

employee in Mountain Xpress Classifieds. Call 251-1333.

An icon of style, J.Crew is known worldwide for its sophisticated, fun clothing and accessories to live, work, play and even get married in.

LIKE WORKING OUTDOORS? Four Circles Recovery Center, a substance abuse recovery program for young adults, is seeking highly motivated individuals with a passion for service-oriented work, dedication for professional/personal growth, and an interest in a nontraditional work environment. Excellent entry-level year-round position for those interested in addiction treatment or wilderness therapy. Direct care staff work a week on/week off rotation utilizing traditional substance abuse treatment and/or the wilderness of Western NC as part of their work environment. Competitive pay, health benefits, professional substance abuse and clinical training.

If you are interested in applying for a position please contact Todd Ransdell by sending resumes and/or questions to jobs @fourcirclesrecovery.com LAKE HOUSE ACADEMY • Hiring for the following position: Kitchen Assistant, beginning PT moving to FT. Please email resumes to careers@lakehouseacadem y.com, subject “Kitchen Assistant” PAID IN ADVANCE • Make $1,000 a Week mailing brochures from home!

Guaranteed Income! FREE Supplies! No experience required. Start Immediately! homemailerprogram.net (AAN CAN) PHONE ACTRESSES FROM HOME. BEST PAY OUTS, BUSY SYSTEM, BILINGUAL/SP A+.

Weekends a must! Land Line / Good Voice 1-800403-7772. LIPSERVICE.NET (AAN CAN)

Skilled Labor/ Trades CONSTRUCTION SUPERVISOR Custom residential construction Min 10 yrs exp, 5 yrs as lead.

Excellent leadership, organization, and carpentry/masonry skills reqd. project1@kengaylord.com

Administrative/ Office ENERGIZER BUNNY? WEST ASHEVILLE PUBLISHING COMPANY NEEDS YOU Energy and positive attitude needed for DVD inventory maintenance and shipping.

Prerequisites are computer savvy, accuracy, and working alone without supervision. Relaxed and cheerful environment, but requires discipline. 25 flexible hours/week $8/hour. qualityinformation publishers@gmail.com

Salon/ Spa FULL TIME FRONT DESK COORDINATOR Retail experience, upbeat personality, good computer, phone, people skills and desire to achieve the utmost in client satisfaction required. please come by the studio to drop off a resume. 22 Broadwaydowntown asheville.

ILLUSIONS DAY SPA • In a great room for hairdressers with clientele. Booth rent.

Contact Fredia at 828-258-9558 or 828-776-4761.

Sales/ Marketing OUTSIDE SALES MORTGAGE LOAN OFFICER James Ross & Company is a new Mortgage Broker looking for Outside Sales Loan Officers. E-mail resume to jobs@jamesross.co.

PART-TIME SALES POSITION • 24 hours a week- hourly plus commission. Need to have a musical background plus a good work ethic. Please send resume to becky @musiciansworkshop.com.

SENIOR SALES EXECUTIVE ASSOCIATES • Arrange new business meetings for top executives throughout the U.S. Fully equipped, quiet home office required.

Detailed, persistent, selfmotivated with good communication, phone, typing and dbase entry skills essential. VP, Sales or Account Management experience preferred.

Minimum BA. Starting $20/hr + commission for 15-30 hrs/wk. Send resume/bio by e-mail only to: bsmith@clientlinksales.com

We are growing and currently seeking the following positions in our Asheville Distribution Center: MERCHANDISE PROCESSORS • Second Shift Available • Seasonal full-time positions

(Must be able to lift up to 60 pounds and stand the duration of work shift) Positions start at $9.00-$10.00 per hour.

LOSS PREVENTION SUPERVISOR Salary Position (Hours vary) Benefits are offered for all positions. Your benefit package may vary depending on your employment status. All associates receive a 30% discount off J.Crew merchandise! Overtime and extended hours will be required during peak times.

Please apply online at www.jcrew.com We are committed to affirmatively providing equal opportunity to all associates and qualified applicants without regard to race, color, ancestry, national origin, religion, sex, marital status, age, sexual orientation, gender identity or expression, legally protected physical or mental disability or any other basis protected under applicable law.

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If so, we want to hear from you.

Skills needed: HTML, CSS, Javascript are needed, PHP and knowledge of Expression Engine would be a big bonus.

Our web team is growing. As part of this team, you will be a central player in creating new initiatives to serve the WNC community.You will be working to bring multimedia, social media and communication tools to not only Xpress journalists, but the community as a whole.

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Restaurant/ Food Medical/ Health Care EXPERIENCED SERVER

NON-PROFIT SEEKS

Part-time. Knowledge of Japanese food preferable.

Apply in person: 19 Broadway Street, downtown Asheville. 225-2551.

Wasabi Restaurant.

DIRECTOR Homeward

SERVERS Now hiring. Apply in person: 2 Hendersonville Road, Biltmore Station, Asheville. 252-7885.

Ichiban Japanese Steak House BACCHUS BISTRO IS HIRING Bacchus Bistro in downtown Marshall is hiring. We have openings for a full-time experienced Line Cook, Prep Cook, Dishwasher and Servers.

Please send resumes to scott@amg.vi or call (828) 649-0000.

DEVELOPEMENT

CARE MANAGEMENT COORDINATOR FOR COMMUNITY CARE OF WESTERN NORTH CAROLINA This full-time position is in Asheville and will work closely with our Care Management Director in shaping and leading the Care Management team.

RN required, with at least a BSN preferred. Minimum of 5 years management experience, previous care management experience and experience with electronic charting and/or an Electronic Health Record system required.

Commercial payer experience, excellent verbal and written communication skills, and strong interpersonal skills also required. Send resume to hr@ccwnc.org or fax to 828-259-3875.

NOW HIRING

Earn $65k, $50k, $40k GM, Co-Manager, Assistant Manager We currently have managers making this and need more for expansion.

One year restaurant management experience required.

Fax resume to 336-431-0873

Bound seeks Development Director. Related experience CARE MANAGEMENT SUPPORT AT COMMUNITY CARE OF WESTERN NORTH CAROLINA Proficiency in Excel and Word required.

Strong verbal and written communication skills, attention to detail, organizational and time management skills, and the ability to work independently and manage time effectively required. A high school diploma or equivalent and one year in a clerical capacity required.

Bilingual in Spanish preferred. Full-time position in Asheville. Send resume to hr@ccwnc.org or fax to 828-259-3875.

CERTIFIED DENTAL ASSISTANT Our practice is now looking for an experienced and organized “people person”, comfortable in assisting with both nonsurgical and surgical procedures.

Position is part time (1.5 to 3 days/week), Asheville West End. X-ray certification required. Call 828-712-8290.

AVAILABLE POSITIONS Master’s Level (Licensed Preferred) QP to Supervise ACTT team; Licensed Team Leader for CST • Competitive benefits and salary. mgeorge @octoberroadinc.com • www.octoberroadinc.com

BILINGUAL THERAPIST • Families Together Inc is now hiring for a Bilingual Therapist and Qualified Professional to provide Intensive In Home Services with our Latino population in Western North Carolina. • Qualified Candidates must be provisionally licensed or licensed therapist, or have a Bachelors degree and minimum of 2-4 years of experience working in mental health with children and families. www.familiestogether.net

Human Services

in fundraising for homeless or housing issues required.

Contact brian@hbofa.org. www.hbofa.org

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MAKE A DIFFERENCE NC Mentor is offering free informational meetings to those who are interested in becoming therapeutic foster parents. The meetings will be held on the 2nd Tuesday 6:30pm-7:30pm (snacks provided) and 4th Friday 12pm-1pm (lunch provided). • If you are interested in making a difference in a child’s life, please call Nicole at (828) 696-2667 ext 13 or email Nicole: nicole.toto@thementornetw ork.com. • Become a Therapeutic Foster Family.

• Free informational meeting. NC Mentor. 120C Chadwick Square Court, Hendersonville, NC 28739.

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Student assessments and screenings. Direct services to students. Assist Individual Education Plan (IEP) Teams Analyze and interpret information to make recommendations regarding the need for Occupational Therapy services. Other duties as assigned by the Superintendent, EC Director, or designee. • Full-time Speech Language Therapist Exceptional Children’s Program. 10 months employment. Qualifications and Requirements: Must hold NC license as a Speech Language Pathologist. Experience in public schools preferred.

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