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February 2012

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FEATURES 18 Dubai International Jazz Festival 2012

It may be in a brand new home at Festival City, but the Dubai International Jazz Festival is sure to pack in the crowds, with star appeal provided by James Morrison and James Blunt

26 Valentine’s Day: sorted

Left it late to organise a night to remember for you Valentine? Don’t worry – we’ve broken up your options by budget and mapped out survival guides for men, women and singletons. But no, we cannot be your Valentine

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30 Dubai’s grand slam

Everything you need to know about this year’s Dubai Tennis Championships, including the top seeds and the ones to watch, plus win tickets to the men’s final

32 Kasabian

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The Brit rockers touch down in the UAE for their debut – we chat to guitarist Serge, plus we’re giving away a chance to go backstage and meet the lads

36 Let’s get ready to rumble

The WWE’s flagship show, RAW, comes to the UAE this month. Find out who to cheer for, while former champion and current loudmouth The Miz explains why he’s so awesome

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CONTENTS

THE ROUND-UP 14 Salaam

59 Art

So much to cover in the year’s shortest month

Actors Darren Day and Yvonne O’Grady on their Dubai-bound Misery stage show, plus the five must-see exhibitions

40 Film

Our monthly cinema spree sees wolves hunting Liam Neeson and co in The Grey, George Clooney at his best in The Descendants and the latest outing from work-a-holic director Steven Soderbergh – the high-octane Haywire

43 Eating out

Discover the best afternoon teas in the UAE, and learn all about North American wines and the secret to cooking the perfect eggs Benedict. Plus we review Rouge and Thiptara and launch our new sustainable fish campaign – @What’sOnFish

65 Shopping

Designers, must-have posters, and the latest store openings

73 Mind & body

The ten health supplements you should be taking, and how to sort out your chronic back problems

81 Sports & outdoor

Our boy Matt goes shooting in Jebel Ali, Goes Fitness puts us through our paces at its boot camp plus international cricket and football

89 Music & nightlife

We chat to the DJs on their way to the UAE, say farewell to Dubai-based singersongwriter Gayathri and round up the latest music news and bar openings

99 Travel

Breaking convention, we check out Australia’s west coast, and Sri Lanka stars in our new regular feature, GlobeTrotter

113 The hot list

The top ten of everything

130 Backchat with… Catboy

With a baby on the way, our columnist ponders what expats should expect when they’re expecting

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56 WIN!

Fill your boots this month with a mini-break at Eithad Towers worth Dhs10,000, a dinner for six at brand new steakhouse Legends and two romantic Valentines packages

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We love jazz. I say we, but I probably mean myself, Gareth, Matt and Freddie. The rest of Team What’s On is more ‘subjected to’ jazz, via our speakers. While the headline acts in this year’s Jazz Festival (p18) might not come strictly in a box marked ‘pure jazz’, there’s still enough going on to please even the jazziest of jazz cats. Don’t miss Nicola Conte – the Italian producer mixes everything from Latin jazz to bossa nova and acid jazz and film score tracks, and he’s easily my pick of the festival, which is running over two weekends this year.

It’s not just jazz this month – UK indie rockers Kasabian are in town, too. We spoke to the guys ahead of their Sevens stadium gig – they’re pretty cool, bet you’d love to meet them? Turn to page 32, where we’re not only giving away tickets to the gig, but also a chance for one reader to go back stage and meet the guys.

That’s right. Pow. Music isn’t the only one of our passions to be ignited this month – it seems like this is the month when Team What’s On gets to revel in all the things we love. Our staffer Matt, for example, has been cock-a-hoop for weeks knowing that his beloved WWE gang are in town (p36), while Food Editor Gareth has, as ever, been eating for the Emirates, visiting restaurants galore, as well as rounding up the pick of afternoon teas (p46). Deputy Editor Helen, meanwhile, fresh from last month’s encounter with psycho spotter Jon Ronson – she passed the test, we’re glad to say – checks out some cool poster art (p68) and puts her spine in the hands of a German therapist (p76).

Enjoy the issue.

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Your monthly pick and mix of news and rumour

What’s hot SOLAR ENERGY

Ambitious plans to build a Dhs12 billion solar energy park in Dubai have been announced.

The planned Seih Al Dahal facility aims to account for five per cent of the UAE’s energy by 2030.

Guess list

Who is booking flights to the UAE this month?

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GULF FILM FESTIVAL Amateur filmmakers, prepare to grab your cameras – the Gulf Film Festival is accepting submissions for its fifth annual short-film competition. There is more than Dhs500,000 of prizes up for grabs. The deadline is Feb 29. gulffilmfest.com WORLD BEACH CLUB The first project on Dubai’s infamous World archipelago is set to open its doors this month.

The World Island Beach Club, on the island of Lebanon, promises to be everything you think a beach club on the Lebanese island should be, including exclusive beachfront cabanas and more.

What’s not

CINEMA CUTS The highly anticipated film adaptation of best-selling Swedish crime writer Stieg Larsson’s book The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo will not be shown in cinemas in the UAE. The film’s director declined the cuts requested by the UAE censors.

BEACH FEES Residents of the Palm Jumeirah Shoreline apartments are continuing their ongoing feud with property developers Nakheel, as they hope to reverse the decision to charge them an extra membership fee to access their gym, pool and beach front.

LANDMARK BEGONE It may not be everyone's favourite landmark, but at 34 years old the Metropolitan Hotel is part of Dubai history, and we are pretty cheesed off that it is set to be demolished. What about i2?

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ALABAMA 3 Round-the-clock monitoring of the What’s On wiretap has alerted us to the distinct possibility that British folk-acid house mash-up kings Alabama 3 will be hopping on the next psychedelically painted VW bus heading for our shores. Transmission over the WOW, as we like to call it, has been fuzzy of late, but we are led to believe it will be sometime between March and May.

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NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK If a group were ever in desperate need of a name change, it would be 1980s boy band New Kids On The Block. We suggested the Slightly Balding Fortysomethings From A Reasonably Safe Neighbourhood, but they didn’t seem up for it, strangely. Regardless, our man in the know tells us that the lads, currently on tour in Europe, will be adding a UAE stopover on their way to Australia. NKOTB? OMG! TTFN. [Stop it now – Ed]

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RADIOHEAD Angst-ridden teenagers (and angst-ridden exteenagers who should know better) rejoice – word reaches us that Radiohead are UAE-bound.

The indie superstars – led by Thom Yorke – have an Emiratessized date between Europe and Asia on their upcoming world tour, and someone’s waving a lot of money at them from the capital…

DUBAI PET SHOW Furry or feathery, winged or whiskered, there will be 30,000 pets on show for the 24th annual Dubai Pet Show.

Feb 3, The Sevens, Al Ain Road, Dubai, from 8am. dubaipetshow.com

LOCAL KNOWLEDGE Amelia Burdis, yoga instructor, Zen Yoga

RELAX When I have some free time I usually head for a run, go to the gym or, shameless plug, join a yoga class at Zen Yoga. I try to hide at the back so that no one will recognise me.

Zen Yoga, BBC Building 10, Media City, Dubai. Tel: (04) 3670435. yoga.ae

HEALTHY EATING Usually I buy organic, local food from the Ripe’market in the Dubai Garden Centre on Sheikh Zayed Road. It is open every Saturday, has some great seasonal produce and also supports local farmers.

Ripe, Dubai Garden Centre, Sheikh Zayed Road, Sat 9.30am to 1pm. Tel: (04) 3807602. ripeme.com

EATING OUT I absolutely love Nobu for Friday brunch, with the Yacht Club coming a close second. West 14th is excellent for a dinner with friends. But my all-time favourite restaurant, both here and in London, is The Ivy. Nobu, Atlantis, The Palm. Tel: (04) 4262626. noburestaurants.com Dubai Yacht Club, Marina. Tel: (04) 3627900. dubaimarinayachtclub.com West 14th, Oceana Beach Club, The Palm. Tel: (04) 4477601. west14th.ae The Ivy, Emirates Towers, Dubai.

Tel: (04) 3198767. theivy.ae

SECRET SPOT I love to go to the beach. My favourite one is ‘kite beach’, where you can see both the Burj Al Arab and Burj Khalifa and watch the kite surfers in the afternoons.

Nessnass Beach, between Jumeirah Beach Park and Dubai Offshore Sailing Club, Beach Road, Dubai

OLIVER!

BIG BOYS TOYS

Fancy yourself as a musical sensation? Don’t miss the open auditions for the classic Oliver!

Feb 16 to 18, Hayya! Meadows Club, Meadows Village, Thur 6pm, Fri and Sat 9am, free.

Tel: 800 42992. oliverdubai.com

Come to check out Flashy cars, flight simulators and all other things Batman would have – boys only (girls are welcome too!).

Feb 10 and 11, Atlantis, The Palm,,1pm to 10pm, Dhs100. Tel: (04) 321 4747. bigboystoysuae.com

GIRL ABOUT TOWN

Dubai 92’s Geordiebird gives us the heads up from the Dubai bar scene

THIS MONTH: L.O.V.E SUNDAYS AT OKKU What does it look like?

Okku is the Johnny Depp of restaurants.

Edgy, clearly rolling in it, but unpretentious at the same time.

Who goes there?

There's a real mix from young couples to groups of friends to business types.

Sundays are packed with pretty people loving the eighties tunes from DJ Marshall, and starting off their week with a bang.

What should you drink?

The Belvedere cocktails are incredible, with crazy ingredients like slices apples, chili and cucumber, thankfully not in the same glass.

Ask the bar staff for ideas – they’ll devise your dream drink.

Anything to eat?

Okku’s new menu has a duck salad to die for, scallops with truffles, steak tartar and a green tea soufflé you’ll devour in seconds.

I refuse to say amazeballs [don’t even try such nonsensical gibberish in my magazine – Ed] but you get the idea.

When should you go?

Sunday night at Okku is a brilliant way to kick your week with retro beats to boot, while on Thursdays the party keeps going until late.

How's the service?

I can't fault the service and 'service faulting' is a specialty of mine.

Geordiebird Verdict: If I could I would eat and drink at Okku every night of the week. Drop whatever it is you're doing tonight and get yourself along there.

The Monarch, Sheikh Zayed Road, noon to 3pm and 6.30pm to 3am. Tel: (04) 5018777. okku.com

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IN THE NEWS

UAE:

World Happy Day FEB 11

WORLD HAPPY DAY

It may not be as well known as Christmas Day or National Day, but World Happy Day on February 11 definitely makes us smile. To celebrate it, the Millennium and Copthorne hotel chain is hosting a free screening of the critically acclaimed documentary Happy at their hotels. The feature-length film, from the Academy Award-nominated director Roko Belic, attempts to discover the secret to happiness, exploring the human and scientific interpretation of how to make our lives more fulfilling, healthier – and ultimately – happier.

Feb 11, Biggles and Cactus Jack, Millennium Airport Dubai, 3pm, free. Tel: (02) 499 5000. worldhappyday.com

Pacquiao versus Mayweather?

There are very few fights that make their way into the global sporting conscious. The Rumble In The Jungle, the Thriller In Manila, Cooper versus Ali and Holyfield versus Tyson are probably the standouts of the last 50 years. However, if the rampant rumours are true, we could be hosting our very own slice of pugilistic history right here in the UAE. Could Manny ‘Pac Man’ Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather Jr. finally agree to what would be the biggest fight in recent memory? Pacquiao’s coach, Freddie Roach, recently suggested that UAE is being considered for the long-awaited bout for tax reasons. If Freddie said it, it has to be true. Surely? Please? It would make our year. Eruption in the Emirates? Ding Dong In Deira? Who’s with us?

BELT UP? NO THANKS The capital is looking to crack down on littering, by introducing a series of fines in order to preserve people’s health and the aesthetic appearance of the city. Stop littering or pick up one of these hefty fines…

The UAE was ranked as the world’s least friendly country for expatriates in a recent article published by Forbes.com. The ranking was based on four criteria: the ability to befriend locals, success in learning the local language, capacity for integration into the community and ease of fitting into the new culture.

Do you agree? Personally, we’ve always liked our adopted home, and have always felt welcome.

What about you? E-mail your thoughts to editor-wo@motivate.ae, or tweet us at @WhatsOnDubai.

PENGUINS AT SKI DUBAI

46%

of students surveyed had been involved in a traffic accident

69%

normally do not wear seatbelts

Dhs3.5 billion is the annual cost

caused by traffic crashes and injuries (Source: BWM Middle East; Abu Dhabi Department of Transport)

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UNFRIENDLY TO EXPATS?

Ski Dubai welcomes some new residents this month, as it becomes home to a rookery of penguins.

Unable to fly, the birds will be flown in after an agreement was reached with SeaWorld in California – the world leaders in penguin conservation. Visitors to Ski Dubai will be able to get up close and personal with the penguins, and the birds will take part in a daily penguin parade, waddling about the snow.

Naysayers, worry not, a special home is being built for them that mirrors the conditions in the Antarctic. Of course it is. This is Dubai, after all.

Ski Dubai, Mall Of The Emirates, Dubai, Tel: (800) 5347873. 10am to 11pm skidxb.com

In its new home in Festival City, the 2012 Skywards Dubai International Jazz Festival spans two weekends, welcoming big names, emerging talent and familiar faces. A real highlight in the city’s cultural calandar. It’s time to raise the curtain on some serious talent

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James Blunt

Chiselled singer-songwriter and former soldier James Blunt is back in the Emirates for the Skywards Dubai International Jazz Festival, after previously appearing at the event three years ago.

What’s On quizzed the You’re Beautiful hitmaker...

So, James, your music isn’t especially jazz-orientated.

Will you be jazzing your set up for this festival?

My band have got a little jazz trio going, but I don’t know if I rate them very highly. So I don’t think so.

Has jazz influenced your music at all?

No would be the honest answer. In many ways, jazz festivals have opened themselves up to different types of music. Lots of people performing [in Dubai] will be imposters in the jazz world.

Are you still living in Ibiza?

It’s my home, but I’m mainly living on a tour bus. In 2011 I visited over 220 cities, sleeping in a bus all the way with 14 hairy, smelly men. Fortunately, we get on very well.

You have a reputation as a bit of a party animal, which is perhaps at odds with your mellow music. Does that surprise people when they find out?

I suppose, yeah. You get known for one thing, in the same way that having this interview I will only know

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you as a journalist; but of course, you’re that and much, much more. I’m known for a couple of softer, slower singles.

My albums don’t necessarily reflect that either – I’ve got upbeat, up-tempo songs.

People will say I’m a romantic, but my songs aren’t necessarily – if I’m singing about death, war and destruction, that isn’t romantic. So you get pigeonholed along the way, but that’s the way life is with everything, really.

Tell us one thing about yourself that might surprise us?

I’m wearing women’s underwear.

Probably not the best move before visiting the UAE… I can’t believe there’s anything illegal about it. [FYI – there

very much is. Luckily, James was only joking. We think.]

Maybe wear something else going through customs, though. Moving on… Does any of your older music bore you?

No. I love what I do. I’m really lucky to do it. Every new album brings new life to the concerts.

If I was still just playing my first album now, just repeating the same things, as a musician I’m sure that would become tedious.

But then when you add a new album, it makes you reflect on the old music in a different way, so that music changes and grows.

When I get up onstage and I’m playing songs from all three albums, I play them because I’m having fun and that integration of a new album allows us to do that.

You must have made a few quid from your music by now, James? Have you splashed out on the trappings of fame?

Do you have a garage full of sports cars and homes around the world?

I have a house in most cities. Ha, no. I love to come and visit new places. I’m normally only there for a day each time because we’re moving on to the next city, but I always try to have a look round at the place and do a bit of speed tourism. But, no, I don’t normally try to buy the place up.

Is there anything in Dubai you’re planning to, err, speed tour?

I’ve been there a couple of times.

It’s a pretty amazing place and there are lots of things I haven’t seen that I would like to see, so I’m looking forward to having a look around.

There’s been quite a bit of attention given to huge nightclub tab receipts in the UAE recently, with photos of Dhs300,000 to Dhs400,000 bills being shared online.

Have you ever woken up to a particularly wallet-busting bar tab that you regretted in the morning?

I’ve woken up to some big bills, but I don’t think on that kind of scale.

It’s normally the sign of a good night. Usually I don’t remember them the morning after.

Any other regrets?

My crowd surfing. My first-ever crowd surf, I jumped in there and the first six rows just parted. It was like the Red Sea and Moses, and I fell to the floor. Another time, I jumped off a stage in North Carolina and broke my finger, which as a musician is unfortunate. I got back to the stage and hit the piano, but I hit the wrong note because my finger was in the wrong shape. And I jumped offstage in Chicago. The bouncer didn’t recognise me, tackled me down to the ground and wouldn’t let me go, even though the band were playing on and I was screaming in his ear: “I’m the singer!”

So you won’t be stagediving in Dubai?

No, I’m a sucker for punishment.

I probably will.

Have you crossed paths with any of the other acts at the festival before?

Jason Mraz. We toured with each other. We did a foreign exchange, where I was his support in America and he supported me in the UK. We were both at the start of our careers, so it was a good opportunity to help each other along in the countries where we were doing better. Now we hold our own, so we might be on the same tour circuit but probably won’t be on the same tour again.

What’s next after Dubai?

That’s it. I’m on this world tour and Dubai is my last show, so it’s a massive celebration. As I say, I did 220 cities in 2011, so it will be the end of a long, long journey.

What are you going to do to celebrate?

I’m going to have a drink or two.

And then?

I’m going to go find my friends again and catch up with them. I have a mobile phone, but it’s just not the same. I’ve been away for a long time and friends are what make life worth living.

Feb 16, Main stage, Dubai Festival City, Dubai, 10:30pm, Dhs295.

Tel: (04) 3911196. jamesblunt.com

James Morrison

Soulful British troubadour James Morrison closes this year’s Jazz Festival. Here’s our idiot’s guide, for the uninitiated…

Born in 1984 in Rugby, Warwickshire, as James Morrison Catchpole.

Nearly died as a baby after he contracted a whooping cough.

The title of his debut album, Undiscovered, didn’t prove especially prophetic.

It topped the UK charts and sold impressively around the world, smashing a million sales.

Second album, Songs For You, Truths For Me, also shifted seven figures. It contained his biggest hit single to date, Broken Strings, featuring star Nelly Furtado.

Last year’s LP, The Awakening, Morrison’s third studio record, took influence from the death of his father.

Featuring Up, a collaboration with flamboyant British vocalist Jessie J, the album

debuted at number one in the UK. The Awakening outsold the previous week’s chart-topper, Kasabian’s Velociraptor!, by nearly two copies to one, and has since gone platinum.

Morrison is nominated for the British Male Solo Artist gong at this month’s BRIT Awards. He’s up against Ed Sheeran, James Blake, Noel Gallagher and Professor Green.

Not to be confused with James Morrison, the Australian jazz musician who played the opening fanfare at the 2000 Olympic Games in Sydney. Or James Morrison, the English Premier League football player. Or James Blunt.

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Jason Mraz

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I do my best to try and let it wash over me, but you can learn from what someone doesn’t like, and Unassuming star Jason Mraz, a headline draw at the it gives you a chance to question second weekend of this year’s jazz festival, has scored that yourself. It could be a valid platinum sales, top ten hits and two Grammys in his artistic comment. So I try to use all of it to my advantage, the native America. good and the bad. There has to As What’s On be darkness in the world for us to enjoy the light. found out, though, Various artists have covered he can still walk your music, including on American Idol. Is hearing your down the street music reinterpreted a weird without being sensation? recognised…

It’s certainly surreal. When I hear other artists play my music and make it their own, I just get so What are you expecting from touched. I’ve already seen three your first show in the Emirates? incredible covers on YouTube of I don’t have any expectations. But I Won’t Give Up and that song’s that has nothing to do with Dubai, only been out in the world for a that’s just my character. I have week. I’m grateful that there are no expectations when I go into musicians who want to consider the cover of your album We Sing. thing about [previous hit] I’m anything. With an expectation, my music as part of theirs.

We Dance. We Steal Things? you’re not going to see what you Yours and I Won’t Give Up is Is your next album on the way expect. If you think a show is going Yeah, I love that. I’m pretty good. that there are really no bells and soon? to be crowded, there might be four I manage to lay low. I feel like my whistles. It’s a voice, a story and just Yeah. It’s just about finished. It’s songs have been more popular than enough production underneath. people – if you think there’s going called Love Is A Four-Letter Word my photograph and I’m grateful for This is how I would play it in my to be nobody there, there might and it comes out in May. It’s that. I get to sit and enjoy peace of be 10,000 people. But from my living room. By putting heartfelt bittersweet: love is simple, as it’s community of fellow travellers, and mind. That’s a good thing. authentic performances out there, only a word, yet it’s as tricky and Your latest single, I Won’t Give people who are worldly minded, I it captivates. trying as the word one might think Up, has proved another big hit hear lovely things.

Despite your sizeable sales, of when they hear that title. already this year. What is the What can we expect? critics have often been unkind Feb 23, Main Stage, Dubai Festival secret to your success?

I plan to jazz it up a little bit. It’s about your music. Do those City, 10:30pm, Dhs295. Tel: (04) an honour to be playing anything I hope that it’s authenticity. The opinions bother you?

3911196. jasonmraz.com called a jazz festival. I’d like to pay tribute to the elements of jazz that I love and that have inspired me as a musician. What better place to share that?

So jazz has informed your song Get your diary out – here’s the full schedule of musical mayhem over nine nights writing?

10.30pm to midnight 7pm to 8pm 8.30pm to 10pm PICK THURSDAY It did for many years. When I James Blunt Michael Roach Acoustic Alchemy February 16th first started, I listened to jazz 8.30pm to 10pm 11pm to midnight Jools Holland PICK 7pm to 8pm Jimmy Thomas FRIDAY PICK vocalists a little more intently, like Jonathan Butler and His Rhythm & Blues Orchestra and Samantha Antoinette February 17th Ella Fitzgerald. Then I also found 8.30pm to 10pm 10.30pm to midnight PICK 7pm to 8pm SATURDAY PICK similarities with horn players like Althea Rene Ruby Turner Band Nicola Conte Jazz Combo February 18th Miles Davis and [John] Coltrane.

7pm to 8pm 10.30pm to midnight 8.30pm – 10pm SUNDAY I felt their horns were just an Gaetano Partipilo Deborah Coleman Band Phillip Denny February 19th extension of their mouths and singing. As a writer, I wanted to 7pm to 8pm 10.30pm to midnight 8.30pm to 10pm MONDAY PICK Alice Ricciardi Quartet Shakura S’Aida Band Julian Vaughn February 20th have the controlled chaos of a jazz player, the ability to tease you with 8.30pm to 10pm 7pm to 8pm 10.30pm to midnight TUESDAY Cindy Bradley Mezzotono Quintet Sharrie Williams Band melody and take you on a journey February 21st to some far-out expression.

8.30pm to 10pm 7pm to 8pm Luca Mannutza 10.30pm to midnight WEDNESDAY Do you get recognised on the All Star Smooth Jazz and Maz Ionata Duo All Star Ladies of Blues February 22nd street back home, especially if 8.30pm to 10pm 7pm to 8pm 10.30pm to midnight THURSDAY PICK you’re not wearing one of your Spyro Gyra Sandi Thom Jason Mraz with Toca Rivers February 23rd trademark hats? Does it help 8.30pm to 10pm 7pm to 8pm 10.30pm to midnight FRIDAY that the best-known image of PICK Brett Dennen The Dirty Robbers James Morrison February 24th you is a cartoon caricature on Jazz Jazz Jazz Jazz Jazz Jazz Jazz Garden Garden Garden Garden Garden Garden Garden

Main arena

Main arena

The line-up

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Ones to watch

Feeling overwhelmed by the volume of musicians playing for your aural pleasure? Stop panicking and start tapping your feet to the What’s On pick of this year’s line-up Acoustic Alchemy

Feb 16th, 8.30pm, Main Stage Formed in the early 1980s, Acoustic Alchemy struggled for years. It was only in the early nineties, with the success of album Back On The Case, which they recorded with giant jazz label GRP, that the band started to have some commercial success. These days, their easy-on-the-ear sound can be heard all over the world. Factoid: single Natural Elements is the theme music for BBC programme Gardner’s World. acoustic-alchemy.net

Jonathan Butler

Ruby Turner Band

Spyro Gyra

Spyro Gyra

Jonathan Butler

Feb 17th, 8.30pm, Main Stage Bringing some R&B to this year’s jazz fest is South African singer and guitarist Jonathan Butler.

A teen idol in his younger days, Butler was signed to Jive Records in 1977 and is still well loved for his modern gospel songs, selling out shows in his native South Africa and gaining new fans with covers of No Woman No Cry and I Can See Clearly Now. jonathanbutler.com

Jools Holland and His Rhythm & Blues Orchestra

Feb 17th, 10.30pm, Main Stage A legend of honky tonk and one of the world’s most respected talent spotters, Jools Holland is again taking his rightful place on the main stage this year. A skilled bandleader and pianist, the former Squeeze frontman’s latest ‘Best Of ’ album features collaborations with big talent including fellow festival performer Ruby Turner. Expect big band mayhem and plenty of personality from this much-loved musician. joolsholland.com

Nicola Conte Jazz Combo

Feb 18th, 7pm, Sub Stage The boss of bossa nova, Italian 24 WHAT’S ON FEBRUARY 2012

Ideal for a lazy mid-week evening of live music and drinks under the Jools Holland night sky, Vaughn’s understated sound might just be the one everyone is talking about once the stage has been packed away at the end of the festival. julianvaughnmusic.com

Deborah Coleman Band

Feb 19th, 10.30pm, Main Stage Charismatic blues guitarist and singer, Coleman has released a clutch of studio albums, but she is best known for the raw energy she pours into her live performances, Acoustic Alchemy making her a must-watch this year. After picking up a guitar at producer, DJ, guitarist and all-round eight years old, Coleman started hip cat Nicola Conte brings his performing at 15, starting out as posse to Dubai for one night only. A a rock’n’roll bass player. She soon classically trained musician, his acid switched to lead after finding jazz stylings and 1960s references her niche in blues. After a brief have won him international acclaim. time away from music when she Fans include fashion designers, the raised a daughter (and became big wigs at Blue Note and in-thean electrician), she won a talent know musos Thievery Corporation. competition that earned her studio A must-see for devotees and Conte time, leading to her first album in newcomers alike.

1994. Since then, she has also won nicolaconte.it a legion of loyal fans. blindpigrecords.com

Ruby Turner Band

Feb 18th, 11pm, Sub Stage A favourite of big band doyen Jools Holland, Ruby Turner’s version of Etta James’ I’d Rather Go Blind would be enough to bring a tattooed truck driver with daddy issues to tears. With a huge, effortless voice, Turner is both a solo artist and backup singer for the likes of Bryan Ferry, Mick Jagger and Seasick Steve. What a woman. rubyturner.com

Julian Vaughn

Feb 20th, 8.30pm, Main Stage Smooth bassist Vaughn stands at 6ft 7” and started his solo career composing church music. The sharply dressed 31-year-old is selftaught, and was first inspired by his father’s recording of smooth jazz classic Tokyo Blue by Najee, which remains Vaughn’s favourite album.

Feb 23rd, 8.30pm, Main Stage Brooklyn-born bandleader Jay Beckenstein started playing sax at the age of seven, listening to Louis Armstrong and Dizzy Gillespie.

Decades later, his own group Spyro Gyra has been going for 35 years, has performed over 5,000 times and show no signs of slowing down, with Grammy nominations for its last four albums. The sound is rooted in samba and Caribbean rhythms, best displayed in saxheavy hit Morning Dance; with its own blend of jazz fusion has kept easy listening fans happy for longer than most performers at the festival have been alive. spyrogyra.com.

The Dirty Robbers

Feb 24th, 7pm, on the Sub Stage Taking inspiration from fifties and sixties rock’n’roll, this British band of merry men with their stripy guitars and T-shirts will perform a mix of their own tracks (we’re wondering if they’ll tone down the, umm, fruitier lyrics) and popular covers from this swinging era.

Judging from their website and interview banter, these young ‘uns are madder than a box of frogs, so it’s sure to be a lively set. Wear stripes and show your support. thedirtyrobbers.com

Feb 16 to 24, Dubai Festival City, Dubai, free to Dhs995.

Tel: (04) 3911196. dubaijazzfest.com

stars, fOOd & art 7 chefs, 12 Michelin stars | tuesday 3rd april 2012

a unique culinary experience, gathering Michelin starred and celebrity chefs On Tuesday 3rd April 2012, the Sofitel Dubai Jumeirah Beach will host the ‘Stars, Food & Art’ culinary gala event.

A ‘first’ for the Middle East, 7 international renowned chefs, together representing 12 Michelin stars, will prepare their signature dishes during an exclusive dinner by the pool. The event will be further enhanced by live artistic performances.

Tickets to this exclusive event are available for: aed 2500 per person or AED 22000 for a table of 10 8-course dinner including premium beverage pairing Private gourmands as well as companies will be able to partake in this unique gastronomic experience.

Thomas Bühner ***. La Vie, Osnabruck | Claire Clark ***, The French Laundry, California Giovanni d’Amato **, Il Rigoletto, Reggiolo | Christophe Aribert **, Les Terrasses, Uriage-les-bains Bernard Bach **, Le Puits St Jacques | Cyrus Todiwala, Spice Namaste, London | Joe Barza, Chase, Beirut

Information and reservations T. (+971) 4 448 4851 or H6146-FB2@sofitel.com Sofitel Dubai Jumeirah Beach Jumeirah Beach Residence, Dubai Marina, UAE

www.starsfoodart.com

Buckle up and prepare for the red satin onslaught – it’s time to get romantic. Flee from the heartclutching teddy bears, cutesy clichés and overpriced grub. We’ve found the tastiest dishes, the best date ideas, and rounded up the most helpful tips for surviving (and even enjoying) Valentine’s Day 26 WHAT’S ON FEBRuaRy 2012

Going out vs staying in If you want to treat your sweets to a night on the town, there’s a host of special Valentine’s Day dinners on the menu. But if you’d rather poke your own eyes out with a single red rose than brave the crowds, then set the table, light some candles and get romantic. Here’s our top picks for what to do, eat and indulge in on the year’s most romantic 24 hours – whether staying in or going out Dhs100 to Dhs300 GoinG out If the money’s too tight to mention, you might want to stay away from set menus and go à la carte instead.

Otherwise, some drinks and nibbles somewhere with a killer view will do the trick. Try Cabana for poolside bubbles with a view of Burj Khalifa.

The Address Dubai Mall, Dubai. Tel: (04) 4388888. theaddress.com

StayinG in

Spend your dirhams on gifts, and spend the evening with a romantic film (or horror marathon, whatever floats your boat) and takeaway.

But ditch the usual fast food suspects – this isn’t the time to dial a Whopper – and order a Japanese feast from Café SuShi at the Fairmont; it’s five-star dining in the comfort of your own home.

The Fairmont, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai. Tel: (04) 3118316. fairmont.com

Dhs300 to Dhs600 GoinG out

The Pullman is offering a cracking deal, with a fourcourse meal, glass of bubby each, roses and chocolates costing Dhs580 for two at the rooftop pool lounge.

The Pullman, Mall Of The Emirates, Barsha, Dubai.

Tel: (04) 3772353. pullmanhotels.com

StayinG in

An at-home spa experience could make this a night to remember, as long as you book a massage and keep the back waxing for another time. azur SPa comes to your place with everything from towels to massage beds, turning your living room into a treatment room.

Particularly recommended is the signature massage (Dhs250 per person), which combines reflexology with shiatsu. No hassle, no traffic and your sofa is mere metres away.

Tel: (04) 4475284. azurspa.com

You’d better book this quick: one couple in Dubai could be spending Valentine’s Day on their very own island at the Jebel Ali Golf ResoRt AnD spA. the princely sum of Dhs4,000, you and your spoiled loved one will enjoy the decked island at palmito pool, dinner and music. Have more cash to splash? the hotel can arrange limo transfers and an overnight stay.

Jebel Ali Golf Resort and Spa, Jebel Ali, Dubai. Tel: (04) 8145555. jebelali-international.com

Dhs600 to Dhs1,000

Dhs1,000 and over

GoinG out

GoinG out

Those Italians are a passionate bunch, which is why a Venetian feast during the week of the city’s famed carnival is a suitably romantic choice on the 14th. With live violin music and a six-course menu with either a glass of bubby (Dhs675 per couple) or wine pairing (Dhs975 for two), there may be no waterways in the SofiTel, but regional specialities and the charming atmosphere should guarantee la dolce vita, even if it’s just for one night.

Sofitel Dubai Jumeirah Beach, Dubai Marina, Dubai.

Tel: (04) 4484860. sofitel.com

One of our favourite romantic spots year-round, TraiTeur, is serving up a five-course menu on the special day for Dhs680 per person, not including drinks. Created by What’s On’s chef of the year Franch Detrait, dishes include pan-fried foie gras with berries, champagne sorbet, beef tenderloin with a truffle sauce and strawberries with white chocolate. Très français, non?

Park Hyatt Dubai, Deira, Dubai. Tel: (04) 6021234. park.hyatt.dubai.com

StayinG in

For a truly special meal at home, PrivaTe Chef marTa (who is a regular on Dubai One) can consult with you on dishes and preferences before devising a personal menu that will be served at your very own dining table. Prices start at Dhs150 per person, but for around Dhs300 a head you can indulge in luxe ingredients like mussels, Omani shrimp, and high quality cuts of New Zealand beef. All of the taste, but none of the stress.

Marta’s Kitchen. Tel: (050) 3798002. martaskitchen.com

StayinG in

While you’re not technically at home, this package at zighy bay means you’ll have a new abode for a few nights, which we reckon is even better. For Dhs6,500 per couple per night, you’ll be treated to a stay in your own beachfront villa with a private pool, a paraglide jump each, sunset cruise with drinks and canapés, breakfast on the beach, an in-villa barbecue, and a couple’s spa treatment and have use of facilities including tennis, volleyball and fitness centre.

One to remember.

Six Senses Zighy Bay, Oman.

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ValEntinE’s Day

the man’S GuiDe We know you think it’s all a bit naff, but if you fall short on the 14th, expect 2012 to be a miserable year. It’s not about throwing money at the problem (although that’s nice, sometimes…), but about being smart, buying well and exceeding expectations. Here’s how

1 Flowers are a must, either hand delivered or to her desk. Stick to roses and peonies and avoid the ubiquitous red single stem from the petrol station. Above all, make sure she gets them early in the day – there’s nothing worse than watching colleagues being presented with bouquets when she has an empty office.

2 Give her a card. You don’t need to be the 21st century’s answer to John Keats, but a simple line on what she means to you or how much you’re looking forward to the year ahead should do the trick. Don’t, under any circumstances, think a text or BBM counts. It doesn’t.

3 When it comes to presents, stay away from clichés (lingerie is a minefield and cuddly toys are for children) and go for classic jewellery, something personal like a photograph or print, or an accessory she can use or wear that will remind her of you. A watch, purse, cocktail ring or earrings are all fairly safe, providing you know her taste.

Just because February 14th falls on a Tuesday, may we advise not taking the lady in your life to a bar where she gets free drinks?

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Best blooms Our pick of Dubai’s finest florists mamoSa FlowerS Bright, professional and bursting with stylish bouquets, this high-fashion florist takes it to the next level. There are branches in Times Square and Souk al Bahar, plus online shopping on the website. mamoso.com

the Girl’S GuiDe

Valentine’s Day is all about the ladies, but you’ll feel a bit silly when your man has gone all out on the gifts and you’re left offering an apologetic smile Judgment is key. Here’s how to get it right 1 Be personal, but not too personal. This means accessories with his monogram are in, but a homemade card plastered with photos of you in a stalker-style is definitely out.

2 Unless he’s exceptionally comfortable with his colleagues, keep the romance for out of office hours – no singing telegrams at his desk, no cupcake deliveries and no turning up unannounced for a surprise picnic aldesko.

3 When it comes to gifts, treat him to something he wouldn’t necessarily shell out for himself – the new sunglasses he’s been coveting, tickets to a gig, an afternoon at a male spa, or luxury products like a leather iPad case or diary from Aspinal or Smythson should do the trick.

upScale & poSh

We’ve ordered with this online store numerous times with huge success – particularly good are the arrangements that come in their own vase or container, so once the flowers have faded there’s a reminder of your sentiment. upscaleandposh.com

contempo

At Contempo in the Fairmont hotel and at DIFC you’ll find high quality flowers put together with flair. Yes, they’re expensive but they last, and hapless novices will be guided towards the perfect arrangement. contempodubai.com

the SinGleton’S GuiDe If you’re flying solo on the 14th, first please accept our apologies for the mention of roses and dinners-a-deux elsewhere on this page. We hope these survival tips help

1 Avoid restaurants unless your food comes on a tray, with a free toy and costs less than Dhs20 – this is no time to treat yourself to a nice meal out.

2 Cinema releases for this week include Meryl Streep in Iron Lady, Denzel Washington and Ryan Reynolds in thriller Safe House and fantasy film Journey 2: The Mysterious Island starring The Rock.

See? Not a rom-com in sight.

3 Tuesday night is ladies’ night so hit the town, taking in Senyar at the Westin, Mahiki in Jumeirah Beach Hotel and, (whisper it), Rock Bottom in Tecom where you’re guaranteed to find fellow revellers.

The Wharf is hosting a ‘Come & Meet Your Valentine’ quiz for singles. Could the 14th be your lucky night?

Mina A’ Salam, Dubai, from 7pm.

Tel: (04) 3666730. jumeirah.com

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Throughout February you can head to this stunning spa – which has a whole section dedicated to couples – to enjoy an hour-long aromatherapy massage, access to facilities including steam and sauna, and then relax with strawberries and bubbly for another hour in the privacy of the Ottoman inspired hammam and lounges. Worth Dhs1,500, one What’s On reader can surprise their loved one with this fantastic prize. If you’d like to be that lucky winner, simply e-mail winwithwhatson@motivate.ae with SPA in the subject line, plus your contact details and answer this question...

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DUBAI’S GRAND

SLAM MEN

NOVAK DJOKOVIC

Age: 24 Born: Belgrade, Serbia World Ranking: One Dubai seeding: One Grand Slam titles: Four The Lowdown: Last year Djokovic was practically unstoppable. He won three Grand Slams, went on a 43-match winning streak and only lost six times in the entire year – which led former world number one Pete Sampras to describe it as “one of the best achievements in all of sports”.

Now the pressure is on to do it again.

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FOR THE 20TH YEAR RUNNING, THE DUBAI TENNIS CHAMPIONSHIPS WILL SEE THE WORLD’S BEST PLAYERS SERVE, VOLLEY, SMASH AND RALLY AS THEY COMPETE TO BE CROWNED CHAMPION. SO WHO IS LIKELY TO BE CELEBRATING WHEN IT’S ALL OVER?

ANDY MURRAY

ROGER FEDERER

Age: 30 Born: Basel, Switzerland World Ranking: Three Dubai seeding: Two Grand Slam titles: 16 The Lowdown: Often exalted as one of the greatest players ever to pick up a racquet, Federer has won more Grand Slams than anyone, ever. In recent years, however, the Swiss master has fallen off his lofty perch, to the lowly rank of world number three. After going slamless for the whole of 2011, the question this year will be: are Federer’s best days behind him?

Age: 24 Born: Glasgow, Scotland World Ranking: Four Dubai seeding: Three Grand Slam titles: None (Runner-up, Australian Open 2010, 2011; Runner-up, US Open 2008) The Lowdown: Murray goes into 2012 desperate to shake the ‘always the bridesmaid, never the bride’ reputation.

The three-time Grand Slam runner-up, on a good day, can – and has – beaten any player in the world, as shown by his 22 career titles. With the legendary Ivan Lendl as his new coach, the UAE’s hard courts should be right up his street.

JO-WILFRIED TSONGA

Age: 26 Born: Le Mans, France World Ranking: Six Dubai seeding: Four Grand Slam titles: None (Runner-up, Australian Open 2008) The Lowdown: Recently a winner in Qatar, the powerful Frenchman is starting to grow into somewhat of a fan favourite. Always entertaining, and with bags of potential, Tsonga is an outside shot to take the Dubai crown.

WOMEN

JUAN MARTIN DEL POTRO Age: 24 Born: Tandil, Argentina World Ranking: 11 Dubai seeding: Eight Grand Slam titles: One The Lowdown: A previous US Open winner, the lanky Argentine is at his most deadly playing on hard-court surfaces.

His powerful serve and near100mph forehand make him a force to be reckoned with, and opponents will have to be at their very best should they draw him.

CAROLINE WOZNIACKI

Age: 21 Born: Odense, Denmark World Ranking: One Dubai seeding: One Grand Slam titles: None (Runner-up, US Open 2009) The Lowdown: At only 21 years old, Wozniacki has climbed to the summit of women’s tennis. She already has 18 titles to her name and has been the world’s top ranked player since October 2010. The only criticism? She has yet to win one of the big four.

FRANCESCA SCHIAVONE

SAM STOSUR Age: 27 Born: Brisbane, Australia World Ranking: Five Dubai seeding: Five Grand Slam titles: One The Lowdown: One thing is for sure: the current US Open champion is one gutsy competitor. Just as dangerous on clay as she is on hard-court, the former doubles specialist has one of the best serves on the tour, even if it is a bit wayward at times.

LI NA

ALEXANDR DOLGOPOLOV Age: 23 Born: Kiev, Ukraine World Ranking: 13 Dubai seeding: Nine Grand Slam titles: None The Lowdown: Currently at a career-high ranking, the young Ukrainian is making himself known on the ATP tour.

Although a long shot to actually win in Dubai, it’s always good to root for the underdog – plus, you should never go against someone on form.

Age: 29 Born: Wuhan, China World Ranking: Six Dubai seeding: Four Grand Slam titles: One The Lowdown: Li Na made some giant steps in 2011. A runner-up in the Australian Open, she followed it up with her maiden Slam on the clay courts of Paris – a win that was lauded as the single best thing to happen to Chinese tennis, ever.

Age: 27 Born: Le Puy en Velay, France World Ranking: Nine Dubai seeding: Seven Grand Slam titles: None (Runner-up, Wimbledon 2007) The Lowdown: It is not hard to notice the fiery Frenchwoman on court. Her constant movement, fidgeting between shots and unorthodox serve has attracted plenty of critics, but seeded seven in Dubai, she must be doing something right.

Feb 20 to 25, Women's, Dubai Tennis Stadium, Garhoud, Dhs50 to Dhs350, 2pm to 7pm. Tel: (04) 2824122. dubaidutyfreetennischampionships.com *All statistics correct at time of going to press

MARION BARTOLI

Age: 31 Born: Milan, Italy World Ranking: 11 Dubai seeding: Nine Grand Slam titles: One The Lowdown: A ferocious competitor, Schiavone is a Jekyll and Hyde player – among the world’s best when she is on form but error-ridden when she is not. She’s definitely at her best on clay, but that doesn’t stop her from booking her annual ticket to Dubai.

We wonder which side of the Italian will step on to the court this time.

JELENA JANKOVIC Age: 26 Born: Belgrade, Serbia World Ranking: 13 Dubai seeding: Tenth Grand Slam titles: None (Runner up, US Open 2008) The Lowdown: At only 26, it is hard to buy into the theory that the former world number one’s best days are behind her.

She may have gone off the boil in recent years, but the tall Serbian loves hard-court tournaments, and is helped by the fact that she lives right here in the UAE.

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Garhoud, Dhs50 to Dhs350, 2pm to 7pm. Tel: (04) What is a 40-40 score 2824122. dubai dutyfreetennischampionships.com also called? a) Juice b) Deuce c) Puce FEBRUARY 2012 WHAT’S ON 31

KASABIAN GENRE-FUSING UK ROCKERS KASABIAN MAKE THEIR UAE DEBUT THIS MONTH, TOURING THEIR LATEST CHART-TOPPING ALBUM VELOCIRAPTOR!. WHAT’S ON CAUGHT UP WITH LEAD GUITARIST SERGIO PIZZORNO PRIOR TO JETTING INTO THE EMIRATES WHILE THE BAND WERE ON TOUR IN JAPAN… photo: Getty images

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"IT’S GOING TO BE A HIGH-ENERGY, FUTURISTIC ROCK‘N’ROLL SHOW. THAT’S HOW WE’RE GOING TO LAY IT DOWN, DEFINITELY"

Tom Meighan (left) and Sergio Pizzorno

Hello Serge.

What are you up to right now?

We’re watching Match Of The Day, of all things. I’m not a massive fan of modern technology. I’m a really big believer in simple pleasures: your mates, fishing, doing the things that we were given to us by our ancestors years and years

ago. But beaming Match Of The Day into our changing room is incredible.

From one exotic location to another: what are you expecting from Kasabian’s UAE bow? Have you ever visited in the past?

Never. You know, I haven’t got a clue, other than a few pictures I’ve seen. A paradise, turquoise seas, sand… and it’s going to be nice and hot. Other than that, I’ve got no idea. But it’s going to be great. There have been a lot of bands going there recently so it seems like a good spot to play.

There are people out there wanting to see good rock‘n’roll. It’s going to be a high-energy, futuristic rock‘n’roll show. That’s how we’re going to lay it down, definitely.

You must be the most fashion conscious member of the band. What clothes are you packing for the heat of Dubai?

Hmm, well I’ll keep it nice and light, definitely. Like Jimi Hendrix at Woodstock.

So no fur coats, as you regularly don in the UK? It depends. I try my hardest. If it’s not too hot I’ll wear a fur coat wherever I go. We’ll see.

The word Kasabian originates from the Arabic word for butcher or slaughterer.

That’s an interesting translation…

That’s a bit of a strange one, yeah. We had no idea. We might keep that one quiet when we get there.

You’ve talked about a rock‘n’roll drought in the current musical climate. Do you feel a responsibility to carry the rock‘n’roll torch?

It’s just one of those things that goes in cycles. You get a real influx of pop, and, at the moment, dubstep has really kicked off in England, but it’ll come back round. We don’t really feel responsibility or pressure or any of that. We’re very much our own thing – we were never part of a scene. We just make records, play great shows and get on how we’ve always just got on with it. I can’t wait for loads of [guitar] bands to come through, but that hasn’t got anything to do with us.

How are you planning to follow up Velociraptor!?

I’ve got a few things circling around in my head. On tour I tend to form a concept and understand where it’s going, where I’m going to start. And

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I’m receiving transmissions [at the moment], so it’s all really exciting. I know exactly what I’m going to do and it’s going to be unbelievable. I can’t wait to get back in the studio, but we’ll be touring this record for at least seven or eight months, maybe more.

A constant stream of bands have reformed in recent years. When Kasabian call it quits, will it be forever?

Yeah. My world is getting up in the morning and getting through today.

What happens tomorrow, I’ve got no idea. Today I’m all right and everything’s good. That’s all I can work on. I can’t look into the crystal ball.

The Sevens Stadium, Al Ain Road, Dubai, 6pm, show 9pm, Dhs295 to Dhs495. Tel: (04) 4390900. whatsonboxoffice.com

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DESTROY ROCK‘N’ROLL SCOTTISH ELECTRONIC SCAMP MYLO, WHO SUPPORTS KASABIAN IN DUBAI, SELECTS HIS FIRST, WORST AND FAVE RECORDS…

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First record you ever bought?

The seven-inch singles of Queen’s I Want It All and The Look by Roxette.

Record that made you want to be a DJ? Daft Punk’s Homework album.

Soundtrack to a party you’ll never forget?

Sandy Marton’s People From Ibiza from the first time I went there in 2004. It’s a terrible record but also kind of amazing.

Record you most recently recommended to a friend?

The Marbeya Sound re-work of It Ain’t Easy by Supermax.

It’s epic.

Record you play to get a crowd going again?

The Krays remix of Aeroplane’s Superstar is quite

old now, but I’ll still play it occasionally if I’m really flunking it.

Your tune of the year so far?

You Killed My Father by Inigo Montoya.

Record you wish was never made?

From a perverse point of view, it would probably be a genius record like High Together by Siriusmo. He’s so good he makes me want to quit altogether.

Terrible records are quite encouraging.

Record you want played at your funeral?

Going Underground by The Jam or I’m On Fire by Bruce Springsteen, depending on the method of disposal. mylo.tv

LET’S GET READY TO

RU MBLE It’s time to pull on those colourful trunks and slap on the baby oil – the WWE’s spectacular RAW World Tour is set to pile drive into town MEET THE SUPERSTARS The contenders’ vital statistics

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CM Punk

Height: 6ft 2” Weight: 99kg From: Chicago, Illinois Persona: The newage anti-hero. As the self-proclaimed 'voice of the voiceless' one thing Punk cannot be accused of is not speaking his mind. The proudly straight edge superstar has long been heralded as the best in the world, and with multiple WWE Heavyweight title reigns on his CV, it’s hard to argue otherwise.

Finishing move: G.T.S (‘go to sleep’)

John Cena

Height: 6ft 1” Weight: 114kg From: West Newbury, Massachusetts Persona: The poster boy of the WWE. Cena’s clean-shaven, superman character and 'never give up' mantra make him a role model, adored by children and parents the world over.

He does, however, ruffle the feathers of some of the wrestling puritans (and WWE legend The Rock).

Finishing move: attitude adjustment

WRESTLING’S WORST GIMMICKS: BACK IN THE DAY, SOME WRESTLERS USED GIMMICKS TO TRY AND WIN OVER THE CROWD. SOMETIMES IT WORKED (EG, THE UNDERTAKER) AND SOMETIMES IT REALLY DIDN’T. HERE ARE SOME OF THE WORST…

PAPA SHANGO A voodoo witch doctor that could control the dimness of the lights in the arena. And no one thought that would be a bad idea?

THE BOOGEYMAN When you’re that desperate to succeed you will do anything, even paint your face red and eat worms.

ISAAC YANKEM, DDS Because everybody hates the dentist, right? And the dentist’s name? Why, I Yankem, of course.

DOINK THE CLOWN Don’t get us wrong, clowns are scary, but those who run around with a gang of midgets and squirt water out of a flower aren’t.

Feb 9, 10 and 11, Zayed Sports City, Abu Dhabi, Dhs300 to Dhs1,200.

Tel: (800) 35274. thinkflash.ae

Dolph Ziggler

Height: 6ft Weight: 96kg From: Hollywood, Florida Persona: Athletic, articulate and arrogant – three essential traits to make it in the WWE, and Ziggler has them in spades (he’s also known as 'The Show Off'). As talented as he is annoying, this whiny Superstar will do whatever it takes to win, and it is because of this win-atall-costs mentality that he has been earmarked for a big future.

Finishing move: zigzag

R-Truth

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Height: 6ft 2” Weight: 100kg From: Charlotte, North Carolina Persona: Six months ago, the former all-singing-all-dancing fan favourite snapped, claiming there was a conspiracy against him that was holding back his career. However, having since verbally abused the other wrestlers and even the audience (who he bizarrely refers to as ‘Little Jimmy’), a more driven and deadly side of R-Truth has emerged.

Finishing move: scissor kick

The Miz

Height: 6ft 1” Weight: 100kg From: Cleveland, Ohio Persona: He’s his own biggest fan. Few people have as much confidence in their own abilities as The Miz. If you doubt that, turn to page 38 and you can read just how 'awesome' he is – over and over… That said, the past year has seen this cocksure talent establish himself as a genuine main eventer.

Finishing move: the skull-crushing finale

HOW IT WORKS

WWE’s RAW is a weekly two-hour show featuring several bouts between Superstars

THE MAIN EVENTS

Feb 9, CM Punk vs. Dolph Ziggler (WWE Championship Match) Feb 10, CM Punk vs. Dolph Ziggler (WWE Championship Match, 2 out of 3 falls) Feb 11, John Cena & CM Punk vs. Dolph Ziggler & Kane RAW airs on Abu Dhabi Sports 6, Tues 5.30pm and 10.30pm

Heel a bad guy Face short for baby face; in other words, a good guy Heat the reaction generated from the crowd Gimmick the character played by a wrestler (eg, The Undertaker) Over someone who has established themselves as either a Heel or Face Hoss a slow-moving, big lump of a wrestler Slobberknocker – a good ol’ fashioned brawl The big dance the most important event of the year, WrestleMania

WHERE ARE THEY NOW? Whether you are a wrestling fan or not, everyone knows the ultimate warrior, right?

But where are the legends now?

The Ultimate Warrior Ever the self-promoter, Warrior runs his own website where he creates and sells his own brand of artwork.

Twitter name: @ultimatewarrior Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson In Hollywood, raking it in as one of the world’s most bankable action stars.

Twitter name: @therock ‘Macho Man’ Randy Savage Tragically passed away at the end of 2011 after suffering a heart attack whilst driving.

Bret ‘The Hitman’ Hart Retired due to a severe concussion suffered in 2000. He is now a best-selling author and occasionally makes appearances at WWE events.

Twitter name: @brethart Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts Now a professional fisherman. Jake is also writing a book to help people overcome issues of addiction similar to those that plagued his personal life.

The Undertaker Unbelievably, he’s still wrestling. Despite his significantly reduced schedule, the ‘Taker can still brawl with the best of them.

Kane

Height: 7ft Weight: 147kg From: 'Parts unknown' Persona: He is affectionately referred to as the 'Big Red Monster', but that is where the affection ends with regards to Kane.

Seven feet tall, ruthless and recently reunited with his mask, Kane is the stuff of children’s nightmares – and a few adults, too.

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“I AM THE MOST AWESOME SUPERSTAR IN THE HISTORY OF SUPERSTARS”

“MY LIFE ON THE ROAD REVOLVES AROUND MCDONALDS’ CHICKEN SANDWICHES”

WWE’s self-proclaimed

Awesome One, The Miz, is not exactly the shy and retiring type, as we found out prior to his visit to the capital this month

How long have you been awesome?

Each and every day of my life. I came out of the womb with a wind that whispered the word “awesome.”

What do we have to do to be awesome?

You’ll probably have to work really hard at it, but don’t give up. It is something to look forward to each and every day. I recommend you wake up every morning, look at yourself in the mirror and say, “come on buddy, I can do this.”

Although you’ll never be as awesome as The Miz.

photo: Getty images

Second best is OK for us, right?

It has to be, ‘cause being second to me is nothing to be ashamed about.

You guys work a pretty crazy schedule. Exactly how hard do you work?

We are the hardest working travelling company in the world. We do 250 shows a year, and it is literally non-stop. We carry on despite our bodies aching and hurting, because we love what we do.

Do you consider yourself an athlete?

I am one of the greatest in the world! That is how other athletes have to look at it. If you compare us to football players or basketball players, they all have an off season, whereas the WWE goes all year round. If we are injured, or hurt, we still go out there and perform each and every night, because that is the dedication we have to our fans – the dedication we have to have in our profession.

But a lot of people still roll their eyes when wrestling is mentioned. What do you say to the naysayers?

All we ever tell the naysayers is to come to an event. They will fall in love with the WWE and what we do each and every show. They will enjoy the characters and the show as a spectacle. We actively encourage our fans to cheer who they love and boo who they hate.

In any city we’ve ever been to, we entertain the audience and that is why people keep coming back.

You must have to load up with plenty of food. What do you eat?

I try to eat as healthily as possible. Which is hard to do when you are on the road and you don’t finish the shows until around 11.30pm – when there is nothing really open, except McDonalds. You want to eat the cheeseburgers, but those things are bad for you, so you have to have a strong will and go for the grilled chicken, without the bun. That’s what my life on the road revolves around; McDonalds’ chicken sandwiches.

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When you broke off your tag-team with former partner John Morrison, you changed your look from shorts and a hat to tighty-whities. What gives?

First off, they’re not white, so they are not tighty-whities! As far as trading in the shorts and fedora look for the classic wrestling tights, I did it because I wanted to be taken seriously.

Before being in the WWE I was a reality TV star, so I wanted to distance myself from my reality roots. I wanted people to respect me, so I thought, let’s get rid of the gimmicks and show people that I am better than they think.

Have you ever been to Abu Dhabi?

I have. It was absolutely fantastic. The city is great and the architecture is incredible. We are treated really well when we are over there – everyone is so good to us.

How many push-ups can you do?

More than everybody in Abu Dhabi.

FILM

NEW RELEASES

One For The Money

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island

The Grey

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island

One For The Money

The Grey

WHO?

Dwayne Johnson, Michael Caine, Josh Hutcherson, Vanessa Hudgens, Kristin Davis, Brad Peyton (director)

Katherine Heigl, Jason O’Mara, Debbie Reynolds, Daniel Sunjata and Sherri Shepherd, Julie Anne Robinson (director)

Liam Neeson, Frank Grillo, Dermot Mulroney, Joe Anderson, James Badge Dale, Joe Carnahan (director)

TAGLINE

‘Believe the impossible. Discover the incredible.’

‘She’s looking for a few not-sogood men.’

‘Live or die on this day.’

ONCE UPON A TIME...

A young adventurer received a distress signal from an island that shouldn’t be there, according to conventional wisdom, and set out with his stepfather and a couple of tour guides in tow to rescue its lone inhabitant from the unknown.

Unemployed and rapidly going broke, Stephanie Plum (Heigl) took a bail enforcement job from her dodgy cousin, and ended up chasing down a high-profile escapee that just happened to be her romantic tormentor in high school.

A plane crash in the Alaskan wilderness marooned a gang of burly, stubbly oil workers, who were soon running around screaming like little girls as a local wolf pack hunted them down.

IDEAL IF YOU’RE IN THE MOOD TO...

While away a couple of hours in somewhat dumbed-down Jules Verne territory, gawping at fantastical flora and fauna as it lunges towards your face in aggressively emphasised 3D.

Not so much suspend your disbelief as sling a rope around its neck and hang it from the rafters until it’s dead. This promises to ring about as true as a chocolate doorbell.

Survive! Against all the odds! In a freezing wasteland populated by savage, toothsome beasts! Or at least watch somebody else work out how to, while you relax and slurp soda.

WATCH THIS IF YOU LIKE...

Its 2008 predecessor, Journey To The Centre Of The Earth, starred Brendan Fraser and was widely viewed as a loose sequel to Verne’s classic 1864 sci-fi novel of the same name.

Janet Evanovich’s 1994 mystery novel of the same name. Failing that, think Keira Knightley’s 2005 bounty-hunting biopic Domino, although the lead characters are markedly different.

Frostbitten Andes crash-survival retelling Alive (1993), or any of the several billion ‘stranded people vs. looming threat’ movies made since Jaws kick-started the genre in the mid-1970s.

TOP TRIVIA

Josh Hutcherson reprises his role as young swashbuckler Sean Anderson, but Dwayne Johnson (aka wrestler The Rock) steps in as the ‘responsible’ adult in place of the now-absent Fraser.

One For The Money was author Evanovich’s first novel in the Stephanie Plum series. There have been a further 16 instalments – if this first outing goes well, she could be sticking around a while.

Ridley Scott and younger brother Tony are co-producers, reuniting them with director Carnahan and leading man Neeson after the four worked together on The A-Team (2010).

WHAT’S ON TEN WORD OR LESS REVIEW

Daft but diverting enough sequel, with Caine a welcome addition.

Nancy Drew for older – if not much more demanding – audiences.

Open Water with wolves replacing sharks? Yeah, go on then...

RATE OR SLATE?

★★★✩✩

PREVIEW

PREVIEW

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Agneepath The Descendants

Ghost Rider 2: Spirit of Vengeance Haywire

Haywire

Agneepath (Indian)

The Descendants

Ghost Rider 2: Spirit Of Vengeance

Gina Carano, Ewan McGregor, Michael Fassbender, Channing Tatum, Michael Douglas, Steven Soderbergh (director)

Hrithik Roshan, Sanjay Dutt, Priyanka Chopra, Rishi Kapoor, Karan Malhotra (director)

George Clooney, Shailene Woodley, Judy Greer, Beau Bridges, Alexander Payne (director)

Nicolas Cage, Fergus Riordan, Ciarán Hinds, Violante Placido, Idris Elba, Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor (directors)

‘They left her no choice.’

None

None

‘He rides again.’

‘Black ops’ fixer Mallory Kane (Carano) was making a living solving government problems in ways they’d never admit to. Doublecrossing and threats being the norm, it was only a matter of time before it caught up with her...

Village boy Vijay grew up on honourable teachings about the ‘path of fire’ from his disciplined father. When a local drug lord framed and lynched his dad, young Vijay dedicated his adolescence to seeking revenge.

With the trust soon to expire, Honolulu lawyer Matt King (Clooney) faced a tough decision about his family’s land. On the eve of the sale, a tragic accident involving his wife led to complicating revelations of an affair.

Motorbike stunt rider Johnny Blaze – aka Marvel Comics Ghost Rider – was hiding out in Eastern Europe after his first battle with Mephistopheles, but a new threat from his arch foe demanded a return to action.

Top up on yet more high-octane, female-fronted butt-kickery, assuming you haven’t already had your fill this month (see One For The Money).

Oversee a spiritual journey that embraces ambiguity – as he develops, Vijay’s character often seems to straddle virtue and immorality. Too lofty? Then see it for the sweet explosions.

Dabble in familial strife and wallow in emotional tumult, yet do so in the relative comfort of a strangely alluring little drama that doesn’t shy away from hitting several darkly comic notes.

Revisit some of the key characters from 2007’s first big-screen Ghost Rider offering, but with a significantly darker story this time around.

Luc Besson’s slick 1990 thriller Nikita springs to mind, although plot-wise, this probably has more in common with the shady politics of recent hit Mission Impossible – Ghost Protocol.

It’s essentially a fairly straight reworking of the original Agneepath, a 1990 box office disappointment that is now seen as a Bollywood cult classic. Scarface is another frequent comparison.

Any of Clooney’s frequent everyman-type roles, in which he’s always much more likeable than when playing Mr Slick. It’s also good if you fancy seeing a far less romanticised Hawaii than usual.

The idea of seeing Nicholas Cage with his head on fire? Shouting “VROOOM VROOOM”?

We would say, “if you liked the first Ghost Rider movie”, but few would be prepared to admit it.

The film has gone through a number of changes during development, including Paxton stepping in for Dennis Quaid and the name changing to Haywire from the (equally bad) title, Knockout.

The soundtrack is down to duo Ajay-Atul, with lyrics by Amitabh Bhattacharya. Listen out for Chikni Chameli, a remake of the Marathi song Kombdi Palali from the film Jatra.

Clooney is a fan of director Alex Payne. George was apparently keen on playing Paul Giamatti’s better-looking sidekick in the wine-swilling comedy Sideways, but was deemed too recognisable.

Look out for some spooky scenery – principal photography took place largely in Bucharest, Romania, which has absorbed plenty of atmosphere from the nearby Transylvania region.

Despite glitzy casting, this somehow struggles to punch its weight.

Despite the modern updates, the original’s charm looks nicely preserved.

Payne dissects the floundering male psyche with near-surgical precision.

More of a wobbly shopping cart than a throbbing Harley.

★★✩✩✩

PREVIEW

★★★★✩

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WHAT’S ON

EATING OUT Reviews, recipes, columnists and the latest food news

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Located on the 24th floor, featuring a breathtaking view of Burj downtown, The Californian restaurant offers a wide variety of sumptuous dishes ranging from South Asian, South East Asian, New Orleans, Arabic dishes and Deep Blue Ocean selection.

South Asian, South East Asian, Curry Night, New Orleans, Arabic Night AED 150 per person inclusive of selected house beverage AED 125 per person inclusive of soft drinks and juices AED 115 per person on food only Deep Blue Ocean Theme Night AED 210 per person inclusive of selected house beverage AED 165 per person inclusive of soft drinks and juices AED 135 per person on food only

For enquiries and reservations: Tel: +971 4 317 4515 Email: dine.dtdu@dusit.com Web: dusitthanidubai.dusit.com

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FOOD EDITOR'S LETTER Why, oh why, in a country surrounded by fish-filled waters, do the majority of UAE restaurants insist on serving imported fish?

And, when they do serve local fish, why is it always the criminally overfished hammour? It is negligent. Plenty can be done with local fish, as you will taste if you visit Glasshouse, as I did recently, and order the delectable flame-grilled shaari. Or pop to Bu Qtair off Beach Road and enjoy one of the fresh, local fish straight from the boat (avoiding the unsustainable species, of course).

If you would like to know which fish species are sustainable, visit choosewisely.ae.

I’ve banged this drum before, but now, inspired by that dish at Glasshouse, I pledge not to eat a single fish dish from a UAE restaurant for the next six months that isn’t sustainable. I don’t care how expertly you have cooked your hammour; I am not going to order it. And on top of that, I will give each restaurant I review a fish sustainability rating out of five. No local, sustainable fish? Nil points. I don’t care who you are. I encourage you all to do the same and, if you are going to join our campaign, follow @WhatsOnFish on Twitter.

Let’s start a revolution, people.

Aside from eating sustainable fish, this month we have visited Rouge (p48), sampled what the new chef at Thiptara has done with the chef’s table concept (see right) and sipped enough tea to drown an Englishman to bring you the UAE’s ten best afternoon teas (p46). You can also expand your knowledge of North American wine (p48), cook pancakes like Gary Rhodes (p51) and eggs Benedict like Jones The Grocer (p52) and imbibe all the latest food news (p54). That should more than make up for giving up hammour, eh?

Gareth Rees Features & Food Editor

If you have any comment or opinions on Eating Out or the UAE food scene, please e-mail gareth@ motivate.ae

Thiptara

skills of the leader of the free world (not his fault, it must be noted).

Aside from a pair of greasy fried prawns and a couple of superfluous spring rolls, our appetiser platter was a success. Two crab cakes – springy, With Sutthipunth sweet meat, oozing flavour – avoided the cardinal sin of rubberiness; an exemplary papaya Ratthanakasikon now at salad had the right amount of chilli kick; the beef the helm at this Thai pad, is salad was zingy; and the floppy wonton parcels delightful. his chef’s table a winner? were Mains consisted of two curries. One, a fresh, t is never easy to come into an established traditional green curry flavoured with sweet kitchen and stamp your mark on its menu. It Thai basil – we’re told chef Ratthanakasikon is even harder when you are responsible for is a lover of Thai herbs, and he deployed this a chef ’s table – a concept built around diners’ one with prodigious poise – was a resounding interaction with the people cooking their food success. The other, a lamb curry, was not. Lamb – located less than five metres is not often found in traditional from your stove and, on top of Thai cooking, and smothering that, you don’t speak English. the flavours of such a lovely NEED TO KNOW Taking this into consideration, piece of meat just seemed a Location: The Palace – Thiptara’s new head chef mite silly.

The Old Town, Dubai Sutthipunth Ratthanakasikon is We advise you to take dessert Tel: (04) 8883444 doing a pretty decent job. on the terrace, because Thiptara Web: theaddress.com The chef ’s table is a small has what is arguably the best Open: daily 7pm to four-seater, squeezed into the view of the Burj Khalifa and 11.30pm kitchen within whispering the Dubai Fountain in town.

Cuisine type: Thai distance of the strip lit action.

From the titanic dessert platter, Must eat: papaya salad In a noisier, less organised a particularly sweet lychee and Bill for two: Dhs1,500 kitchen, it might have admirable sticky rice alone (includes three courses been a bit much, but chef would have done. per person and a bottle Ratthanakasikon’s team works The authentic Thai dishes of sparkling wine or in tranquillity. The experience were first class, but we have the house beverages) is pleasant – especially as feeling chef Ratthanakasikon the air is permeated with is not entirely comfortable the very essence of Thailand with all the dishes, or the (lemongrass) – if not eye IN TWEET FORM concept of a chef ’s table. Time opening. We learned nothing Book a table on the will tell whether he is able about the food or its creation terrace and stick to the to stamp his personality on that we wouldn’t have learned authentic Thai dishes and Thiptara, but, for now, book sitting in the restaurant, Thiptara and you won’t a table on the terrace, order a and chef Ratthanakasikon, go far wrong. couple of the salads, a main Follow us at though he bore an uncanny course and a dessert each, and @WhatsOnDubai and resemblance to Barack you could leave having spent @WhatsOnAbuDhabi Obama, doesn’t yet possess around Dhs600 or less for two. the confident communication Not too bad.

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The uae’s 10 besT afTernoon Teas

Fancy a cuppa? Try one of these ten afternoon teas, or make your own scones and enjoy tea and cakes in the comfort of your own home CAFÉ COLOMBIA

Beach Rotana has almost as much history as afternoon tea itself, poured into the delights served in its grand circular lobby café.

There are no superfluous touches – unless you count the temptation to embellish the set nibbles with a tempter from the nearby cake and pastry counter – just expected food selections on a tiered stand, plus a pot of tea. Simple but effective.

BEST FOR: Cakes Beach Rotana, Tourist Club Area, Abu Dhabi, 3pm to 6pm, Dhs90, Dhs150 with champagne. Tel: (02) 6979000. rotana.com

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CHOCOLATE GALLERY

Relaxed and inviting, rather than all British stiff upper lip, the Fairmont updates afternoon tea very smartly. It is delivered in a nifty metal stand that could almost double as a designer budgie cage.

We particularly recommend the truffled egg salad sandwiches and granny smith apple tartlet. There are 80 teas to choose from, too.

BEST FOR: Value Fairmont Bab Al Bahr, Between The Bridges, Abu Dhabi, 2pm to 6pm, Dhs95. Tel: (02) 6543333. fairmont.com

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LOBBY LOUNGE

Tea At The Towers, as Jumeirah have dubbed this, is commendable value for such spotless surrounds.

The scones prove the finest we've tasted in town, while the menu of exclusive teas could win over the most ardent hot beverage shunner.

Pistachio éclairs make our day too, with a finishing crunch of freshly baked chocolate/pistachio and almond/vanilla cookies.

BEST FOR: Scones (see the recipe on p47) Jumeirah at Etihad Towers, West Corniche, Abu Dhabi, 3pm to 5pm, Dhs165. Tel: (02) 8115888. jumeirah.com

THE DRAWING ROOM

LE CAFÉ

Something of a reigning Abu Dhabi afternoon tea champ, its monolithic traditional offering includes mini-quiche starter, sandwiches, scones (with a

delightful apricot marmalade option), all manner of fancy micro cakes, then a sizeable chocolate fondant to finish. The cappuccino, topped with 24-carat gold sprinkles and a drizzled palace picture, was nigh on worth it alone.

BEST FOR: Stuffing yourself Emirates Palace, West Corniche, Abu Dhabi, 2pm to 6pm, Dhs260, Dhs360 with glass of Laurent-Perrier. Tel: (02) 6909000. emiratespalace.com

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Inspired by the original St Regis founder’s Time For Tea meets, this stately spread takes pride in the visual art of afternoon tea – witness fastidiously cut smoked salmon used as the outer ‘bread’ of one sandwich. Alternatives gives The Drawing Room an edge,

EATING OUT offering up Arabic, Oriental and children’s versions, in addition to a lovely traditional effort best sampled with a signature St Regis Arabian black tea blend.

BEST FOR: Presentation St Regis Saadiyat Island Resort, Saadiyat Island, Abu Dhabi, 2pm to 5pm, Dhs110, Dhs185 with champagne. Tel: (02) 4988888. stregissaadiyatisland.com

PARK HYATT DUBAI

THE RITZ-CARLTON, DUBAI

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01. Chocolate Gallery 02. Le Café 03. The Ritz-Carlton, Dubai; 04. Lobby Lounge 05. The Ritz-Carlton, Dubai 06. Raffles 07. The Drawing Room 08. Café Colombia

If your idea of perfect relaxation is reading the Saturday broadsheets or 06 a few choice magazine titles (What’s On, for example), The Lounge’s afternoon tea is as good a place as any to do so. There’s a lovely view, and designed for two, the tea can be supplemented with a glass of prosecco to give your day a splash of luxury. One could easily spend 07 several hours slowly gobbling up the delicious smoked salmon and cream cheese sarnies (sans crust, naturally), mozzarella and tomato rolls, scones, pastries and cakes. We should know; we have done just that on several occasions.

BEST FOR: Peace and quiet The Lounge, Park Hyatt Dubai, Deira, Dubai, daily 2pm to 6pm, style café has a vast selection Dhs140 for two, Dhs220 for two that will satisfy even the most with a glass of prosecco. Tel: (04) particular connoisseur.

6021234. dubai.park.hyatt.com BEST FOR: Indulging RAFFLES SALON Grosvenor House, Dubai Marina, A fashion-inspired afternoon Dubai, 2pm to 6pm, Dhs130. tea at Raffles, your sandwiches Tel: (04) 3998888. are shaped like handbags, cakes grosvenorhouse-dubai.com are miniature hats and you can even take a bite from a chocolate stiletto. Great for couples and even numbers (platters are for two), the menu changes depending on the season and there's a bubbly option too. How very fashion-forward, darling.

BEST FOR: Novelty nibbles Raffles Dubai, Oud Metha, Dubai, 2pm to 7pm, Dhs199 for two or Dhs399 with champagne.

Tel: (04) 3248888. raffles.com

LEAVES

Terribly English and wonderfully wicked, Leaves' afternoon offering is a generous tower of sandwiches, sponge cake, and scones with a choice of toppings. The lemon curd is hard to beat. Of course, no afternoon tea is complete without, well, tea, and this library-

The Ritz-Carlton, Dubai serves up not one, not two, but three of Dubai’s most popular afternoon teas, from the Dhs62 Devonshire Tea, including a couple of scones, clotted cream, preserves and your choice of 24 teas, to the Signature Afternoon Tea, including sarnies, scones, pastries and tea and, finally, The Royal Tea, for those who want to splash some cash on their cup of char and cakes. For the full Dhs235 you will be served up a Kir Royal cocktail, along with sarnies, scones, pastries and tea.

Best for: Choice The Lobby Lounge, The Ritz-Carlton, JBR, Dubai, daily 2pm to 6pm, Dhs62 Devonshire Tea, Dhs125 Signature Afternoon Tea, Dhs235 The Royal Tea. Tel: (04) 3994000. ritzcarlton.com

BURJ AL ARAB

Let’s face it; the view – and the fact that you’re in the Burj – is reason enough to book an afternoon out amongst the high-rolling tourists at Dubai’s iconic hotel, which is still a must-do (at least once, anyway) on your UAE bucket list. The food itself, while good – there’s the standard sandwich tower, cakes galore, plus a list of teas as long as your arm – is far from cheap at Dhs425 per person, but for an ‘impress your visitors’ day out, it’s one to remember.

Burj Al Arab, Jumeirah, 1pm to 5pm, Dhs425. Tel: (04) 3017600. jumeirah.com

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How to make scones

Bake your own afternoon delights with Jumeirah at Etihad Towers’ scone recipe

Ingredients

300g butter, 300g icing sugar, 1.2kg flour, 250ml milk, 5 large eggs, 60g baking powder, 10g salt

Method Pre-heat oven to 180˚C. Sift the flour into a bowl, add baking powder and salt, stir in the sugar, add the butter (slightly softened) and rub into the flour to create a breadcrumb consistency. Add the milk, a little at a time, working it into the mixture to make smooth dough. Leave to rest for 15 minutes. Roll on a lightly floured surface until 2cm thick. Using a 5cm pastry cutter, cut the dough using one sharp downward movement and then twist the cutter. Brush the scones with beaten egg for a shiny glaze, or dust with flour for a matt finish.

Place on a greased baking tray and bake for ten to 12 minutes until golden brown. Remove from the oven and allow to cool.

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EATING OUT

The connoisseur Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse’s beverage manager, Ryan Dmello, explains how to get to grips with the wines of California

Rouge

Rocco Forte’s new Asian fusion restaurant looks the part, but does its menu do justice to the wonderful setting?

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bu Dhabi’s rash of new hotel openings in 2011 brought plenty of intriguing culinary propositions. But often, in the mad opening dash, everything seemed a tad rushed. Rocco Forte, however, was keen to fine-tune its restaurants first, and the interior of Rouge is undeniably worth the wait. A sweeping black and red oval with an open central section overlooking the stately lobby, it is at once welcoming and unrepentantly modern. Outside isn’t quite as spellbinding, however; our table had an unobstructed view of the local KFC. But the starters made up for that, particularly the hamachi with jalapeno and chipotle ponzu sauce – the pick of a varied sashimi, sushi, maki and dim sum menu.

There are heavy French overtones when it comes to the mains – foie gras and ratatouille both make appearances – but we shunned those Gallic delights in favour of double salamander soy and honey glazed black cod, with NEED TO KNOW parsnip purée and sizzling Location: Rocco Forte, Sheikh scallion oil, which turned out Rashid Bin Saeed Al Maktoum to be sweet, succulent and Street, Abu Dhabi delicious. The black pepper Tel: (02) 6170000 wasabi wagyu tenderloin with Web: roccofortehotelabudhabi.com zucchini and mushrooms Open: lunch daily noon to 3pm, trumped even that – a dinner daily 7pm to 11.30pm beautiful piano key-esque Cuisine type: Asian fusion arrangement of melt-in-theMust eat: black pepper wasabi mouth meat. wagyu tenderloin Every new restaurant has Bill for two: Dhs530 (without teething problems. But it alcohol) was disappointing that only two desserts were available: a perfectly passable tofu cream IN TWEET FORM cheesecake and green tea Rouge’s setting is fantastic, though crème brulée. So the wiser you might want to delay your visit a diner should allow a month month or two to allow for problems or two for such creases to be to be sorted out. Follow us at ironed out, to avoid Rouge @WhatsOnDubai and @ ending up as a sacrebleu WhatsOnAbuDhabi experience, when it has the potential to be so much more.

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Wine is produced all over North America, from the East Coast to the Rocky Mountains (Idaho and Colorado) and the West Coast (California, Washington and Oregon).

North America is the fourth biggest wine producer in the world, and 90 per cent of that wine is produced in California. So, my advice, if you’re just starting to acquaint yourself with North American wine, is to focus on California.

Within the state of California you have sub-regions like Napa Valley, which is the most well known.

There is also Sonoma County, and many more.

There are more than 100 varieties of grape grown in California, and the different regions have different climates, different kinds of soils and, therefore, very different styles of wine.

If we take Napa Valley as an example, there is the Rutherford region, which is famous for its cabernet.

It is a full intensity grape, and the climate is perfect for it. The wine has a very rich nose, strong tannins, black olives and cherries, and it is classically structured.

The soil and the climate are very important. In the Rocky Mountains, for example, you have gravelly soil. When you have this gravel, the roots of the vines have to go deeper to find

water, which affects the wine. A more chalky soil can also produce a very distinct wine. The taste of the grape, and the skin. If you have a cool climate, the skin of the grape becomes darker and you have a lot of tannin.

The main grapes grown in California are cabernet sauvignon, chardonnay, merlot, pinot noir, sauvignon blanc, syrah and zinfandel. If you haven’t tried Californian wine, start with a pinot noir. The pinot noir grape is very delicate, so the temperate climate in California – not too hot, not too cold – is suited to growing it. Pinot noir is not a full intensity wine. It’s light in colour, it’s not too harsh on your palate, and because of that, you can enjoy the nose, the aromas.

It can be quite complex, but when you see it in the glass, the tears of the wine drop fast because it’s a light wine.

When you start drinking it, you will be able to taste the different flavours.

When it comes to white wine, it’s not that I don’t like chardonnay, but I would advise starting with a sauvignon blanc. Sauvignon is fruitier and it has a nice bouquet and a good long finish – it doesn’t have that dryness that a chardonnay does. Delicious.

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OYSTER MUSHROOM AND SPINACH PANCAKES SERVES FOUR

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“Once you have the mix, you can put pretty much anything you want in there. It’s your pancake – create your own filling”

The chef

it will move. Get a fish slice underneath and flip it over, or if you’re very brave, toss it in the air. After you’ve done two or three the pan will be Our columnist, celebrity chef and automatically non-stick. restaurateur Gary Rhodes says pancakes Once you have the mix, you can put pretty much are nothing to fear, and offers up an anything you want in there. alternative recipe for Pancake Day It’s your pancake – create his month is your own filling. I love to Pancake Day, add nuggets of goat’s cheese but I wanted to or blue cheese with spinach. do something I leave them out at room a little bit different. temperature, and then just Instead of dessert, stir them once or twice when I’ve gone with these the mix is still in the pan, and savoury pancakes. take them out as they’re just Having said that, starting to melt – delicious. take the parsley out You can add chicken, and you could also prawns, smoked salmon, create something lobster... it’s unlimited. sweet. If I’m having I do a layered one, which sweet pancakes, I like to add a sprinkling of sugar, a I call wild mushroom pancake gateaux. It’s six or squeeze of lemon juice and maybe a little dollop of seven layers of pancake with a mushroom duxelle cream on the side. Lovely. in between. Chopped shallots, slowly cooked People are always frightened of making pancakes. in butter until they are tender, then in with the That’s another reason I chose this dish – to say to mushrooms, which you cook until all the moisture people, “no, come on, have a go.” I always keep evaporates and concentrates the flavours, add herbs two really cheap, flat, eight-inch non-stick pans at if you wish, a little splash of Madeira or sherry home. I only ever use them for pancakes, nothing boiled out to add sweetness, a splash of fresh cream else. Barely brush them with oil – people use far too allowed to cook out a touch, and you have this much oil – add one small ladleful of the batter and wonderful mixture. Spread it between the layers, spread it across the pan. Another mistake people pile it all up and slice it up like gateaux. Grate some make is to turn the heat right up. Only cook them Gruyere and a little bit of cheddar on top, under the on a medium heat. Then wait until you have that grill and that will begin to melt all over it. It’s a very little tinge of colour starting to show around the simple but seriously impressive dish. edge. Sometimes you will give it a shake and it won’t Most people only have pancakes once a year, so if move. Don’t panic, just take it off the heat, run a little I can tempt you to make pancakes more often, great. palette knife around the outside, one more shake and People don’t realise how easy it is.

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For the pancakes: 100g plain flour, pinch of salt, one egg, 300ml milk, one tbsp chopped parsley, vegetable oil For the filling: A knob of butter, 100g oyster mushrooms, torn into strips, salt and pepper, 350g spinach leaves, two to three tbsp crème fraîche, two tbsp grated Parmesan cheese

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Sift the flour and salt into a bowl. Whisk the egg and the milk into the flour until smooth, adding the parsley. Warm a 17cm to 20cm non-stick frying pan over a medium heat and lightly oil. Pour in just enough batter to coat the base of the pan. Cook for a minute until golden brown, turn the pancake and cook for a further minute. Keep warm while cooking the remainder of the pancakes (the mixture should make about eight). Melt the butter in a large, shallow pan and, once sizzling, fry the mushrooms to quickly colour and soften. Season with salt and pepper and remove from the pan.

Return the pan to the heat, add the washed and drained spinach and soften over a fierce heat, allowing any water to evaporate. Season with salt and pepper. Add the mushrooms, crème fraîche and Parmesan to the spinach. Spoon the filling on to one half of each pancake, fold and serve.

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Cook a classic Eggs Benedict

Jones the Grocer’s head chef Matthew Schaeffer provides a cracking recipe for the classic breakfast indulgence

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For the eggs: * Four rashers of beef bacon * Two eggs * One muffin (split) * 50ml white vinegar * 1ltr simmering water For the Hollandaise sauce: * Two egg yolks * 250ml butter (clarified and warm) * 6ml lemon juice * 8ml tarragon vinegar * Pinch of salt

METHOD For the Hollandaise sauce: put the egg yolks and vinegar in a medium-sized mixing bowl. Place the mixing bowl over a bain marie (pan of warm water). Vigorously

whisk the egg yolks to form a sabayon (when the egg yolks become pale, thick and frothy). The egg yolks should be warm to touch. Remove the bowl from the bain marie, slowly pour the

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butter and whisk to blend. If the Hollandaise becomes too thick, add 10ml of warm water to thin the sauce. Once all the butter is incorporated, add the lemon juice and salt and taste to check the seasoning.

For the eggs: once this is done, fill a medium-sized pot with the simmering water and add the vinegar. Crack both eggs gently into the simmering water, taking care that the yolks do not break. Poach the eggs for four to five minutes.

While the eggs are poaching, toast the muffin till golden brown, and fry the bacon.

Once the egg is ready, remove it from the water and place it on top of the muffin and bacon. Then top it off with a good amount of Hollandaise.

Jones The Grocer, Dubai, Sun to Thur 8am to 10.30pm, Fri and Sat 9am to 10.30pm. Tel: (04) 3466886. jonesthegrocer.com

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ON THE MENU

That’s right, the BBC is opening in Madinat Jumeirah on February 22 – just like we reported last month in the Eating Out rumour mill.

Get in there.

A buffet of new openings, plus several sides of food news

Dine like Ernest Hemingway

Ernest ‘papa’ Hemingway is one of our favourite authors, partly because of his stripped down prose, sure, but we love him equally for his determination to enjoy life – in the form of powerful martinis, big food and fine cigars.

Every Wednesday, Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse will offer a special Hemingway package, including a martini, three-course meal and a Cuban cigar – all for less than Dhs500.

Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse, The Monarch Dubai, One Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai, Wed 6pm to 11.30pm, Dhs495. Tel: (04) 5018666. ruthschris.ae

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STEAMED SEA BASS IN BANANA LEAF

Marinate fish with miso.

Season with ginger, onion, chilli. Add mushroom, wrap in banana leaf.

Steam 20 mins. Serve with chilli sauce.

Chef Vu Ngoc Thiep, chef de cuisine at Hoi An Hoi An, Shangri-La Hotel, Qaryat Al Beri, Abu Dhabi, 6pm to 11:30pm.

Tel: (02) 5098555. shangri-la.com Follow us at @WhatsOnDubai and @WhatsOnAbuDhabi

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Sustainable reward

We pride ourselves on being vocal supporters of restaurants in the UAE that use sustainable produce – particularly sustainable local fish. Which is exactly why we are about to sing the praises of Fish Market – the Radisson Blu’s fish restaurant that is rewarding guests who order any of their nine sustainable fish dishes with a free Thai dessert. Fish Market, we salute you. If only all UAE restaurants would follow your lead.

Fish Market, Radisson Blu Hotel, Dubai Deira Creek, 12.30pm to 3.15pm and 7.30pm to 11.15pm. Tel: (04) 2227171. radissonblu.com

Latin visitor

The What’s On Award-winning Traiteur is allowing Argentinian chef Federico Heinzmann to take the reigns this month. Chef Heinzmann, from Buenos Aires’ Palacio Duhau (buenosaires.park. hyatt.com) restaurant, will host a weeklong demonstration of intricate South American cuisine including wood-fire

SOPHIE’S

Before we even visited Sophie’s we were pretty confident that it wouldn’t be a complete disaster.

Why? Because it was created by the guys behind the wonderful homegrown Japanese restaurant, Okku – Markus Thesleff and Ramzy Abdul Majeed. We were right. Located in a small, brightly lit space at the Riva Complex on The Palm, Sophie’s is all organic, with dishes freshly made every morning. Choose one of about eight mains and two from a similar-size collection of salads and

smoked pumpkin pudding and crab and slow-cooked pink salmon. We have no idea why one of the UAE’s finest French restaurants has decided to go Latin American but, as huge fans of Argentine cuisine, we’re not complaining.

Feb 6 to 10, Traiteur, Park Hyatt Dubai, Deira, Dubai, Sun to Thur 7pm to midnight, Fri 12.30pm to 4pm. Tel: (04) 6021234. dubai.park.hyatt.com

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enjoy. At just Dhs60 if you dine and Dhs57 for takeaway, the meatballs and chicken Milanese we tried were spot on, and the salads were as fresh as a newly showered daisy.

Make sure you try one of

the build-your-own fresh fruit juices as well. We can’t wait for the delivery service to start up.

Sophie’s, Riva Complex, Building 8, The Shoreline, The Palm, 10am to 10pm.

Tel: (04) 3328006

NEW OPENING

Riva Ristorante

Trendy and decked out with luxurious looking loungers, Riva is the Dubaian twist to the simple ‘hut on a beach’.

The fully licensed outdoor bar has been serving nibbles since it opened, but this month sees the opening of their restaurant. A welcome addition for those living on The Palm.

Riva, Building 8, The Shoreline, The Palm, Dubai. Tel: (04) 4309466

Legends

NEW OPENING

We’ve already visited Legends, and considering it is yet another steakhouse in a city so full of steak it’s in danger of scaring away all the vegetarian inhabitants, we were pleasantly surprised.

Look out for our full review in next month’s issue.

Legends, Dubai Creek Golf & Yacht Club, Deira, Dubai, Mon to Sat 7pm to midnight. Tel: (04) 2956000. dubaigolf.com

Summer Place

NEW OPENING

Habtoor Grand hasn’t had too much luck with restaurants located on its impressive 25th floor yet – remember the ill-fated Japanese, Bonsai? – so the hotel will be hoping Oriental fusion, a nightly DJ, Saturday brunch, regular theme nights and superb views of The Palm and The World make Summer Place a success.

Summer Place, Habtoor Grand Beach Resort & Spa, Dubai, 7pm to 3am. Tel: (04) 3995000. grandjumeirah. habtoorhotels.com

Barbie at sea

There are plenty of exclusive tables in the UAE, but you’ll be hard pressed to find a better location than the middle of Dubai Creek. Boardwalk at the Dubai Creek Golf and Yacht Club has introduced new floating tables, or ‘donuts’, allowing up to eight people to cast off and enjoy a BBQ cooked on-board. Anchors away.

Boardwalk, Dubai Creek Golf and Yacht Club, Dubai, daily noon to 9pm.

Tel: (04) 2956000. dubaigolf.com

Join the club

We know, we know, you’re already an expert on wine, thanks to our monthly column, The Connoisseur (p49). But now, it’s time to show off your knowledge in public. The Asado Wine Club is a masterclass on wines from Argentina, featuring four wines, accompanied by a cheese and canapé platter. Make sure you book ahead to ensure you have ample opportunity to hold forth on the robust flavours of Mendoza’s malbecs.

Asado, The Palace, Downtown, Dubai, Dhs220, daily 6pm to 11.30pm.

Tel: (04) 4287888. theaddress.com

THE STABLES BAR & RESTAURANT

NEW OPENING

We’re intrigued by Stables, boasting a farm shop, bar, wine shop and restaurant, as it does. The signature Racecourse Restaurant isn’t quite ready to open yet, but the bar serves a list of gastro pub dishes we’re eager to sample, including Lancashire Hotpot and Welsh beef fillets.

Keep your eye out for our verdict – coming very soon.

The Stables Bar & Restaurant, Sheikh Zayed Road, beside Fibber Magee’s, Dubai, 8am to 2am. Tel: (04) 3425571. stablesdubai.com

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Al Fattan House, Dubai Marina, Dubai, 8am to 10pm. Tel: (04) 3929216. makebusinesshub.com

NEW ABU DHABI MENUS

There are five new menus being introduced in the capital this month.

Cornish Brown Crab is our pick at Etoiles at Emirates Palace, while you can enjoy a dish of Dutch mussels at Finz at Beach Rotana, or save precious office time at lunch with the new express menu at Indigo, also Beach Rotana. Afyä at Traders Hotel has refreshed its menu with a host of dishes from Traders outlets worldwide. We tried the hearty mee mamak – mamak-style noodles with wok-fried chicken, egg, prawns, potato and bean curd – from Kuala Lumpur.

Delicious. Oceans at Le Royal Méridien, meanwhile, has gone down the Asian fusion route, introducing a stack of signature dishes, a tasty tempura range and three set menus.

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The private dining area is situated on a platform in the middle of the reflection pool, accessible by a floating walkway; this is truly feasting in style. This luxury prize includes a three-course meal, so the winners can choose from dishes like tempura shrimp, quail scotch eggs, and of course, steak. Legends’ menu features meat from the award-winning Australian Agricultural Company; the wagyu, 56 WHAT’S ON FEBRUARY 2012

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DIE DUNKLE SEITE DES MONDE

Artists, galleries, news, events and more

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Kathy Bates' portrayal of psychopath Annie Wilkes in the 1990 screen adaptation won her an Oscar

The Misery cast in rehearsal

Two’s Company

Misery, Stephen King’s Oscar-winning thriller, is about to hit the Dubai stage for a two-week run. We catch up with its two stars, Darren Day and Yvonne O’Grady, at their London rehearsal rooms Hi Darren, how’s it all going?

Great – we’re four days into rehearsals and it’s going really well.

It’s a fantastic piece to be involved in. I was already a fan of the novel and I did see the play when it was originally done in London. And of course I’ve seen the film – I’m a big James Caan fan.

It must feel a little daunting stepping into those shoes…

Yeah, it definitely it does – I watched him in the film again another few times once I knew I was doing it. It’s really, really exciting. It’s certainly the most excited I’ve felt about a project for a while. I played a guest lead for six months as a villain in [UK teen soap] Hollyoaks last year and as the filming went on, I was really bitten by the bug, so I’d been looking for a straight role.

The second this came up I was interested.

Did you have to audition?

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quite nervous. It’s been a long time since I felt butterflies in my tummy coming to meet a director. I really wanted the part, and if you really want something maybe sometimes that gives you a bit of an edge.

Speaking of profile – you have a bit of a tabloid reputation in the UK. Was the decision to choose a more meaty part a reaction against that?

The tabloid thing is quite firmly in the past now. I did get press over the years that certainly wasn’t work related, but I’m very happily married now; I’m a father of three and my life is very, very different. I know it sounds a bit cheesy, but I genuinely do try to be the best man that I can be these days. I don’t have any scandals anymore – I change

INSIDE THE MIND OF MISERY’S ANNIE WILKES

Actress Yvonne O’Grady on what it takes to play a monster "I think dark characters with psychological disturbance, are always more interesting to research and play and find the humanity in. Exploring that has been fascinating. Annie’s like a child when she goes off into her tantrums, and in that you see her terrible pain. She’s desperately emotionally disturbed and lost and in comes her favourite writer. She wants to possess something of her own. Poor Sheldon doesn’t know where the heck he is. How has he woken

my little baby’s nappy [laughs] and do normal things and I guess that doesn’t sell newspapers.

Well no, but you’ve been a working actor, singer and performer for decades now – you’re clearly doing something right Thanks, yeah. What would be nice would be if the stuff that started to get written about me again is the stuff that I do for a living rather than my private life, I guess this part in this play, is maybe an opportunity for my career to be the focal point again. Hopefully this will really intrigue people and they’ll want to come and see it. There are some real gasp and scream moments for the audience.

So even if you’re familiar with the story you’ll get a surprise?

Yeah. We treat this like the audience have never seen it.

Obviously there’s going to be a huge amount of people who have seen the film or read the book and they’ll still get a shock. We’re going to get them jumping out of their seats.

up after two weeks with his legs smashed to bits and who is this woman? And she switches from light to dark so easily – on a sixpence she can turn and become a very torturous captor.

"Kathy Bates was extraordinary in the film and got an Oscar for her performance. But ultimately, when you play the character yourself you’ve got to start from scratch. I think the tension in this piece is perhaps even more acute than in the film because the audience is in there with those two people and there’s no let-up.

"There’s a terrible beauty about Annie in her trauma and her savage behaviour because it has to come from somewhere – what is it that’s occurred in her life that turned her into a monster?"

Feb 1 to 11, Madinat Theatre, Madinat Jumeirah, Dubai, Dhs160. Tel: (04) 3666546. miserydubai.com

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CHARLES POCOCK

THE ART INSIDER

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am writing this month’s column in London, where I have just attended the Art & Patronage Summit at The British Museum and The Royal College of Art. The event was initiated by Hossein Amirsadeghi – a self appointed “troublemaker”, to use his own words – and the aim of the summit was to create a forum for discussion about creativity in the Middle East, specifically in relation to the visual arts and the great minds of the region’s art scene.

The focus on day one was

patronage, the establishment of institutions and their funding.

Unfortunately, there were unnecessary attacks on the work done by the leading cultural institutions of the GCC, many by those who had recently been keen to accept funding from the very same institutions they were so quick to criticise. A pity, indeed.

The importance of archiving and developing archives for the future growth of visual arts in the Middle East was highlighted. This is vital to the functioning of any museum, as Martin Roth, newly

appointed director of the V&A in London, pointed out.

Directors of the Tate Modern, V&A, IMA and Hirshorn made clear the importance of listening to young curators, archiving what has happened and is happening, and opening up one’s mind to change. On day two, those young curators expressed their hopes, highlighted their achievements and aired their frustrations.

The summit was a superb platform for dialogue.

Participants expressed their collective hopes about what could happen in the not-toodistant future in relation to the visual arts in the Middle East. Bringing together such a collection of people and creating

such energy was an incredible achievement by Maryam Eisler and Hossein Amirsadeghi, and they deserve a huge amount of thanks. The aim of the summit, to encourage a broad-ranging and frank discussion about visual arts in the Middle East, was achieved with aplomb.

Art historian, dedicated collector and managing director of Dubai’s Meem Gallery, Charles Pocock knows the UAE art scene like the back of a Picasso. Do you have an art question for Charles?

E-mail: editor-wo@motivate.ae

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Look out too for the

Artists in Residence programme in Bastakiya. Six international artists, including three Emirati practitioners’ artists – Hadeyah Badri, Zeinab Al Hashimi and Nasir Nasrallah – will present their work at Open Studios in Sikka Art Fair during Art Week 2012.

March 21 to 24. artdubai.ae

Culture Club

Proving there’s more to a leap year than a dodgy marriage proposal, the Louvre

Abi Dhabi Talking Art Series is offering a cracking lecture this month. Taking place at Manarat Al Saadiyat, Abu Dhabi, on February 29, Painting in the Italian Renaissance promises to shine a light on the groundbreaking 15th and 16th century art movement that paved the way for everything that followed. If you have even a passing interest in art history, this is one not to miss. artsabudhabi.ae

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Five to See...

1) Elsewhere

Bringing history and mythology onto a collision course with the modern day, Ala Ebteka’s hand-painted photo montages take inspiration from texts by the Persian poet Hafez to create a vibrant series of fantastical works that bring a sci-fi narrative to the world – past, present and future.

Until Mar 15, The Third Line, Al Quoz, Tel: (04) 3411367. thethirdline.com

2) Blackout

First Middle Eastern outing for Brazilian video artist Jessica Mein. The animation of the title piece (specially created for this show) takes power lines in and around Dubai as its source, a jumping-off point from which Mein layers and deconstructs into near abstraction. This new work is shown alongside several others, representing five years of the artist’s work.

Intriguing stuff.

Until Mar 8, The Pavilion Downtown Dubai, Emaar Boulevard, Dubai, free. Tel: (04) 4477025. pavilion.ae

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4) Innerscapes

Turkish photographer The title suggests the Nazif Topcuoglu came European roots of this to our attention when he group show, but its first showed at Green Art translation (The Dark Gallery two years ago. Now Side of the Moon), gives back for his second solo away its hook – Pink show, his lavish, detailed Floyd’s seminal piece photographic tableaux of 1970s prog rock. continue to wow. The art Featuring works by historical references are fun Carbon 12 favourites old to unpick, but it’s the beauty and new, including Olaf of the pieces that really Breuning, André Butzer, strike in this contemplative James Clar and Philip new series of work.

Mueller, it aims to explore Until Mar, 5 Green Art the correlation between Gallery, Unit 28, Street 8, Al art and music, somewhere Serkal Avenue, Al Quoz 1, on the other side.

Dubai, free.

Feb 15 to Mar 15, Carbon Tel: (04) 3469306.

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5) Beyond the Obvious

Swiss-based artist Dean Williams presents his first show in the Middle East and Bastakiya’s pretty Majlis Gallery is a fitting backdrop for his vibrant, colourful, abstracted works. As the title suggests, there is certainly more to these than meets the eye.

Well worth a look.

Until Feb 11, Majlis Gallery, Al Musalla Roundabout, Bastakiya, Bur Dubai, Dubai, free. Tel: (04) 3536233. themajlisgallery.com 4

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Polka Dot Cat

Polka Dot Cat

WHO? Fresh-faced Rana Jamshed has been creating her own label for three years, following a career in finance.

WHAT’S THE LOOK? Young, modern and forward looking, Polka Dot Cat’s look is feminine with a cool (leather or sequinned) edge. The affordable designs have won over a raft of devotees both here and abroad, and the label is set to go from strength to strength this year, with Rana creating the look for Miss England 2012.

WHERE CAN I BUY? Grafika, Al Wadha Mall, Abu Dhabi.

Tel: (02) 4437111. ZinZin, Mercato Mall, Dubai. Tel: (04) 2650027. polkadotcat.com

Michael Cinco Haute Couture

WHO? Far from a newbie to Dubai, Philippines-born Michael Cinco is one of the UAE’s most successful alumni, having moved here in 1997. His designs have since been given the seal of approval by top model Tyra Banks, and shown his collections

The new fash pack

While the UAE is full of international brands, labels and logos that keep our credit cards flexed to the max, a small band of designers are striving to make their own mark on the shopping scene. Taking inspiration from their home countries, the fast-paced city life here and all manner of off-beat cultural references, these creative kids are the people we should be looking to for pieces that will take our look from high street to high style everywhere in the world.

WHAT’S THE LOOK? Cinco is very haute couture, with intricate evening gowns and wedding dresses dominating his time.

WHERE CAN I BUY? You’ll have to contact the man himself through the website if you want to wear his work. michaelcinco.com

Michael Cinco Haute Couture Royal Rickshaw

d’Inès is upmarket high street that looks more expensive than it is. Always a winner. Zeina is inspired by art and timeless icons such as Audrey Hepburn, and the resulting collection is flirty and sophisticated.

WHERE CAN I BUY? S*uce, The Dubai Mall, Dubai. Tel: (04) 3399696. lemondedines.com

Royal Rickshaw

WHO? Rajiv Nihlalani founded the label in Dubai in 2006, and now WHO? Le Monde d’Inès is a Dubai- supplies stores around the GCC. born brand from Zeina Sultani WHAT’S THE LOOK? Glam who swapped her PhD and job in evening and resort wear, with sustainable development for fashion vibrant jewel tones, Swarovski at 29, starting with ballet flats and detailing and red carpet appeal. launching the full label in 2010.

WHERE CAN I BUY? Boutique WHAT’S THE LOOK? Chic, 1, JBR, Dubai. Tel: (04) 4257888. effortless and elegant, Le Monde royalrickshaw.com

Le Monde d’Inès

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In the frame Posters and prints to take your walls from dull to dazzling, with a monster map, forties photo and more

A stunning wall hanging from Sahara Home by Shahira Fawzy.

Bloomingdale's, The Dubai Mall, Dubai. Dhs900.

Tel: (04) 3505333. bloomingdales. com

A beautiful, if pricey, print for some Chinois style. The One, Khalidiyah, Abu Dhabi, Dhs3,995.

Tel: (02) 6816500. theoneplanet.com

This huge typographical map is printed on recycled card. Also available in grey.

Dhs650. boldandnoble.com These photos were taken by labourers, with profits going directly to the men themselves.

Great pics for a great cause.

Gulp Photo Plus, Al Quoz, Dubai, Dhs400 for prints, Dhs20 for postcards. Tel: (04) 3808545. gulfphotoplus.com

Tintin is back, and we want him on our wall. The Cartoon Art Gallery, Al Quoz, Dubai. Dhs400. Tel: (04) 3466467. cartoonartgallery.org 68 WHAT’S ON FEBRUARY 2012

A pretty floral from London printmakers Trowbridge. Harvey Nichols, Mall Of The Emirates, Dubai, Dhs1,400. Tel: (04) 4098888. harveynichols.com

Own a piece of history with this souk scene, photographed by legendary adventurer Wildred Thesiger in 1948. Books Arabia, Garhoud, Dubai, Dhs500.

Tel: (04) 2824060. booksarabia.com

This print is part of the Genius exhibition of regional illustrators that is running throughout February; a great place to pick up affordable art.

The Cartoon Art Gallery, Al Quoz, Dubai. Dhs300., Tel: (04) 3466467. cartoonartgallery.org

A fun illustration of Dubai, ideal for children's rooms.

Gallery One, The Dubai Mall, Dubai, Dhs95, Tel: (04) 4341252. g-1.com

1/2 AD Theme nights of envious delights!

These speakers will speak volumes about your taste in art.

Dhs140, bouf.com

Cooper’s is all set with yet another delicious Theme Nights extravaganza.

Enjoy spectacular cuisine from different countries each night.

Brussels Special Sunday German Night Monday Brazilian Night Tuesday Ladies Night - Wednesday Welcome the Weekend Thursday Mexican Night Friday Sports Night Saturday Happy Hour, Everyday 12 noon - 12 midnight 50% discount on selected beverages

This dignified chap comes signed by artist James Green and will add some country charm to your abode. Dhs70, folksy.com

Ladies Night, Everyday 1 complimentary bubbly or selected beverage for ladies (8pm - 12 midnight) For reservations or more information visit rotanatimes.com or call (0)2 657 3333.

P.O. Box: 43377, Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates T: +971 (0)2 657 3333, F: +971 (0)2 657 3000 park.hotel@rotana.com

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SHOP TALK

The hottest news, products, giveaways and more with Deputy Editor Helen Spearman

Love Potion No. 9

This is either a charming gift for the woman you love, or an ambitious scheme to capture the man of your dreams using a seductive scent. With sweet floral notes, cedar, vanilla and spices, Penhaligon’s tried and tested perfume uses a potent blend to set a romantic tone.

Use it wisely.

Penhaligon, The Dubai Mall, Downtown, Dubai, Dhs300.

Tel: (04) 4343122. penhaligons.com

THIS MONTH WE WANT…

A cupcake maker The cupcake obsession continues, with these sugary snacks seeing off the threat of confectionary competitors with every swirl of frosting. Cake pops? Pah! Too small.

Macaroons? Too tricky to make – and too… airy. So what if you’ve tried every flavour in the UAE? Make your own. It takes ten minutes with Lakeland’s

IN THE RED

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Three covetable clutches for scarlet women this month

Five-star flea market

If your home is full to bursting and you fancy making some cash from furniture, clothes, accessories and more, now is the time to book your table at the Sheraton’s flea market, taking place on March 3.

Make a reservation before February 10 it will cost Dhs220, or Dhs250 after that. Embrace the entrepreneurial spirit and turn your unwanted goods into a nice pile of crisp notes.

Sheraton Abu Dhabi, Corniche Road, Abu Dhabi, Dhs220.

Tel: (02) 6773333. sheraton.com

ingenious cupcake maker, using either cake mix or homemade batter, then it’s up to you to decorate.

Although Lakeland probably has a gadget for that too…

Lakeland, Mall Of The Emirates, Barsha, Dubai, Dhs299. Tel: (04) 2843460 Mushrif Mall, Abu Dhabi.

Tel: (02) 4914149. lakeland. co.uk

1 1. Moschino Cheap & Chic’s signature hue and motif comes into their own for Valentine’s Day. Moschino, The Dubai Mall, Dubai, Dhs1,050. Tel: (04) 3398479. moschino.com

2. Accessories haven Aigner is known for its bag and jewellery lines: this perfect purse is a lovely addition to any woman’s wardrobe.

Aigner, The Dubai Mall, Dubai, Dhs1,160.

Tel: (04) 4341333. etienneaigner.com 2

FASHION FIXER

The oh-so-stylish Sophia Serin, editor of Emirates Woman, tackles your wardrobe woes Dhs1,149 Dune

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Q. I'm off on a mini-break to Paris for Valentine's Day and need some flat boots – where should I be looking? – Alicia, The Springs A. If you have the funds, Fashion Avenue at The Dubai Mall is for you. Head to Hermès or Ralph Lauren to buy a pair of riding boots that will last a lifetime.

If you would rather spend your dirhams on your getaway, then Dune has a great selection of flat (and heeled) boots that are très chic. Dark colours always work wonders in Paris, so black or deep brown are your best bet.

3. This classic by YSL would not only be a gorgeous gift, but the timeless design and quality leather should last forever.

Yves Saint Laurent, Mall Of The Emirates, Dubai, Dhs2,700. Tel: (04) 3410113. ysl.com

WIN!

House Of Marley headphones

No, we’re not giving away Bob Marley’s actual headphones (if we had those, they’d be on eBay and we’d be booking a holiday), but these beauties from his family’s brand, House Of Marley, are available at Virgin Megastores. Using eco-friendly, sustainable products, the three collections follow the big man’s ethos of hope, unity and love.

And they look pretty cool, too. If you’d like to have a free pair to wrap around your ears, e-mail winwithwhatson@motivate.ae with 'MARLEY' in the subject and tell us…

How did Bob Marley like his doughnuts? a) Wi’ jam in b) Lightly dusted with sugar c) He was more of a savoury man

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MIND & BODY The inside scoop on health and well-being in the UAE

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TOP 10

The aisles of your pharmacy and health food shop can be a mystery, with shelf after shelf of bottles, pills and potions. So which tablets will actually do you some good? We round up ten of the best

SUPPLEMENTS YOUR BODY NEEDS 1

Omega 3 Who should take it?

If you don’t eat oily fish twice a week, then dose up on Omega 3 Why? This fatty acid supplement is helpful for weight loss and PMS, and protects against cancer.

There are lots on the market, but this one is really worth spending a bit more money on, as studies have shown it can even help with depression, joint pain and heart disease.

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Iron Who should take it?

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Why? Most of us are deficient in iron, and women are especially at risk. Your body needs iron (found naturally in red meat, dark leafy greens and oysters) to produce red blood cells, which transport oxygen, so if your levels are low, your energy will be low.

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lymphoma and cancers of the lung, breast, colon and kidney.

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Magnesium

Who should take it?

Women, diabetics, sufferers of depression and people concerned about osteoporosis Why? Present in dark chocolate and nuts, you’d Who should take it? need to eat a lot of Cadbury's Fruit & Nut Those looking to boost their energy, lower to get your daily dose of magnesium. The blood pressure and help with heart conditions mineral naturally regulates blood pressure, Why? helps to reverse osteoporosis (when CoQ10, as it’s known, is a dieter’s favourite taken with calcium), aids in carbohydrate as it helps the body convert food into energy. metabolism, which is useful for diabetics, Also known for reducing the effects that some and has been shown to treat some forms of other medications have on organs, research mental illness including depression, stress has shown that CoQ10 can be helpful and anxiety. for sufferers of some cancers, including

Coenzyme Q10

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Glucosamine Chondroitin Who should take it?

An essential for people with arthritis, joint and cartilage problems Why? This combination supplement contains molecules that are found in your natural cartilage, so it can help alleviate pain, wear and tear, and inflammation, which is especially helpful for those with arthritis. If you are allergic to seafood, check with your doctor first, as some glucosamine is made from shellfish.

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Digestive Enzymes Who should take it?

If you suffer from bloating, you need to sort out your gut Why? Factors like eating quickly, stress and allergies can stop our body from processing foods properly, and the body’s natural enzymes (which break down what you consume) may struggle to keep up.

Additional enzymes help you absorb nutrients and ensure you don’t get that postfood bloat.

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Vitamin D Who should take it?

If research is to be believed, most of the UAE population needs more Vitamin D Why? Despite living in sunny climes, many of us are lacking ‘the happy vitamin’, which is produced in response to sunlight. Try to get 15 minutes of sun a few times a week (if you wear sunblock it won’t work) and take a supplement; Vitamin D improves bone

density, helps with infections, helps prevent against multiple sclerosis and balances hormones.

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Probiotics Who should take them?

If you’re concerned about your immune system or are prone to the sniffles Why? Poor diets packed with sugar and the use of antibiotics can destroy the trillions of healthy bacteria in our bodies, which can affect immunity. By taking probiotics (either in a yoghurt drink or pill form) you boost good bacteria, which prevents infections and viruses. Good if you’re travelling.

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Milk Thistle Who should take it?

Party goers – it will help your liver recover Why? This plant’s seeds are used for treating liver disorders like cirrhosis, plus heartburn and gallbladder problems, but come the weekend it can be the answer to your bleary morning woes. Take an extract before a heavy night out and you should notice a difference the next day. This is not a reason to drink more…

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Zinc Who should take it?

Men, those with skin problems and if you need help with healing Why? Zinc is needed for cell division, so a deficiency can cause hair loss and nail splitting. Acne sufferers should definitely take a supplement, as should men with a family history of prostate problems. Strangely enough, zinc can also boost your sense of smell and taste.

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Get in line

the other. Had one of our trouser legs been too short all this time? Had we been walking in a giant circle for years? Apparently not, and it is very common – although Elizabeth may have been quick to reassure as a result of our stricken expression. A few easy exercises later, where hip joints were given a seeing to, and that pesky left leg was sorted out.

Now for the spine. Hours at computers, stooping over BlackBerrys and too long in the car means many UAE residents suffer was unexpected, but the Dorn Method is from a slight stoop. Add in work stress (cue somewhat unconventional too. a clenched jaw, grinding of teeth and tense Created by Dieter Dorn in Germany around shoulders) and you have an unhappy back.

30 years ago, the technique is a widespread Using small movements while we swung solution to spinal disorders in its home country, but there are very few practitioners here in the Middle East. An old healer taught the main man in his home village after he hurt his back lifting logs in a sawmill. He was shown a few fast and simple movements that alleviated the pain, and asked to be shown how to treat others – lucky he did, because the healer died shortly afterwards, leaving Dorn to practice the method our arms and legs back and forth, Elizabeth around the village. popped a cheeky L-3 vertebrae back into its To his surprise, other rightful place, and undid years of headaches ailments such as knee by releasing pressure in the neck. It was gentle, pain, skin problems but hearteningly effective. and even infertility Interestingly, each vertebra is related to issues seemed to clear a specific problem elsewhere in the body, up too. be it emotional, an allergy, a particular So how does it weakness or even mental issues. And our L-3 work? Our treatment misalignment, which Elizabeth spotted with started with a both touch and sight after spotting an odd 15-minute Breuss patch of pigmentation, was consistent with onmassage with St going knee trouble. Children can also benefit John’s Wort oil, which from an hour of Dorn, especially when going gently stretches the through a growth spurt, and adjusting the L-3 spine, relaxes the even helps with bed wetting (no comment). nerves and allows Most patients will require just one or two the vertebrae to treatments, with very rare cases needing up absorb the oil and to ten, but if you’ve had a niggle, a tricky become more free shoulder, tension headaches or have had to move. After this, enough of being thrown around like a rag doll Elizabeth assessed by a chiropractor, then an hour with Elizabeth our spine, checking will be time well spent. We were left slightly for any discs that had sore, a bit taller, with legs the same length and slipped out of place under instruction to drink plenty of water and examined the and to avoid crossing our legs for a few days. curvature and our Strange? Yes. Did it work? You bet. body overall. Deemed Body Balancers, 2001 Indigo Icon Tower, “not bad”, it was time JLT, Dubai, Dhs500 for initial consultation to check out our legs. and treatment, Dhs380 for a subsequent And sure enough, hour-long treatment. Tel: (04) 4508487. one was longer than bodybalancers.com

Most of us will experience painful back problems at some point, and no doubt turn to joint-cracking osteopaths, ineffective massages and medication, but a holistic alternative has arrived in Dubai that claims to help align the spine and address a whole host of other problems. We took our aching bones to Body Balancers to put the Dorn Method to the test

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ell, one of the problems is that your right leg is longer than your left,” says therapist Elizabeth. Sorry, what?

We’d walked into the treatment room expecting to be told that what the agony doctors had unhelpfully diagnosed as ‘non-specific lumbar pain’ (should we just buy some non-specific painkillers then?) was caused by posture. To have our whole body assessed for kinks and misalignments

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"Hours at the computer and in the car means that many UAE residents suffer from a slight stoop"

Welcome to 1UP, Tecom's newest entertainment venue.

This uniquely designed venue is the perfect place for you to come, dine and relax with friends.

Separated into 3 areas, you can enjoy sport, live entertainment and games without interruption or limitation

Our sports bar boasts...

10 Widescreen TVs

Doesn't matter where you sit, you'll never

miss the action

Monday Night Quiz

With Prizes up to 500dhs have you got what it takes to beat the best?

Fusion Menu Specially designed with a traditional 'Pub Grub' style menu fused with a selection of the Worlds Best Curries Pool Table and Dart Board Whether it’s for fun or part of our weekly competitions you'll always find some action Friday Brunch AED150 for a overflowing plate of food and unlimited selected drinks from 12pm - 4pm, well it’d be rude not to!

Our Entertainment bar presents...A packed week of entertainment with our resident band and international DJs A selection of the finest R&B sounds with free DB Cocktails (Exclusive to 1UP) for ladies from 10pm-1.30am Monday is Unplugged Monday Relax to the best acoustic sounds around with monthly guest spots from stand up comedians Tuesday is Wish you were Tuesday A European style party night with games galore, straight from Ibiza! With ladies getting free drinks from 10pm-1.30am Wednesday is Decades Our time machine through the hits will transport you from the 70's to present day, enjoy the true classics in this warm up to the weekend Thursday is TFIT The weekend has arrived, with our band and DJs playing the biggest and best tunes all the way until 3am Friday is Fridayoke! We've entertained you all week, now it's your turn! With prizes for the most entertaining, from 8pm - 12am Saturday is Saturday Rocks There is only one way to end the weekend, and that's to let you're hair down, unpack the air guitar...

And Rock!

Sunday is R&DB Night

1UP, Boutique 7 Hotel & Suites Tecom, Near Greens, Dubai, UAE Tel: 04 4487928 Fax: 04 4345500 : www.facebook.com/1UPFusionLounge

MIND & BODY

BODY AND SOUL

News, reviews and more: the world of well being tried and tested

Two to try Coupled up and in need of a spa sesh? Here’s our pick of the treatments for two in Abu Dhabi and Dubai

Chocolate Body Wrap All the indulgence, without the calories, this hour-long treatment involves a coating of chocolate, warm coconut milk and sugar scrub, then you and your pamper partner are left cocooned while the ingredients work their magic.

After showering together (“There’s still some chocolate behind your ear”) you are massaged with cardamom lotion, and float out smelling sweet.

Chi The Spa, Shangri-La Qaryat Al Beri, Between the Bridges, Abu Dhabi, 10am to 10pm, Dhs650 for two for 60 minutes. Tel: (02) 5098888. shangri-la.com

Cupid’s Recipe If you’re looking to interact with your special someone during your couple’s massage, look elsewhere.

You change separately, arrive in the room at different times, spend the entire treatment with your eyes closed and, if you’re lucky, barely have time for a cheeky wink at your beloved before being ushered off to your separate relaxation area.

Having said that, The Spa is one of Dubai’s more stylish, lowkey spas, and the Valentine’s treatment – a 50 minute hot stone massage, 25 minute scalp massage, 50 minute facial and 25 minutes of reflexology – is expertly administered by friendly staff. Not a bad price for 150 minutes, either.

The Spa, The Address Dubai Marina, Dubai Marina, Dubai, Dhs793. Tel: (04) 4367427. theaddress.com

A FAIRWAY TO WIND DOWN Want to recover from a tough day on the course? A golf-based treatment may be the answer to your swing-induced aching limbs. The start of the Atarmia Spa’s Quiro Golf Massage are much like any other treatment: a calming foot bath/scrub followed by some light massage. But then there’s a strange sensation running up your back as the therapist takes two golf balls in her hands and begins to work her deep-body massage magic. It would certainly suit any budding golfers nursing sore shoulders from overdoing their swing: the pimpled spheres really get between bone and muscles in the upper back and collarbone areas, with gratifying results. Skinnier spa visitors might wish to focus away from the shins and forearms, or request light pressure, however, as the hard synthetic shells can be uncomfortable in close-to-the-bone areas.

Atarmia Spa, Park Hyatt, Saadiyat Island, Abu Dhabi, 10am to 10pm, Dhs710 for 90 minutes. Tel: (02) 4071170. abudhabi.park. hyatt.com 78 WHAT’S ON FEBRUARY 2012

Learn to massage Just in time for Valentine’s Day, this could be the gift that keeps giving – provided your loved one is good with their hands. Otherwise you could have a tricky discussion on your hands. Starting from Dhs400 for an hour, a therapist from Zen will teach you both basic massage techniques to de-stress each other. We find doing the dishes can have the same effect, but if this works you’ll save a fortune in spa treatments.

Zen Spa, Beach Rotana, Abu Dhabi, 10am to 10pm, from Dhs400 for 60 minutes. Tel: (02) 6979000. rotana.com

Look like a Muppet

If you can’t get enough of Kermit and the gang, why stop at watching the films? Nail care supremos OPI have introduced a new line of polishes inspired by your favourite characters from The Muppets, including a green shade called Fresh Frog of Bel Air, a vibrant pink called Excuse Moi for our favourite diva and the glittery tan Warm and Fozzy for the resident bear.

Sugar Urban Nails, Mall Of The Emirates, Barsha, Dubai, manicure Dhs50, pedicure Dhs60. Tel: (04) 3549001

BUDGET VS BLOWOUT Dove Visible Effects, Dhs21

Known for its pH neutral products, Dove’s new Visible Effects moisturiser claims to work at every layer of your skin – we can’t prove if that’s true, but after using it for two weeks there’s definitely an improvement in texture and tone.

Impressive.

Available from supermarkets and pharmacies across the UAE. dove.co.uk

L’Occitane Shea Butter Ultra Rich Body Cream, Dhs189

French brand is a fave of beauty fans, loved for its natural ingredients and chic packaging. The Ultra Rich cream is a decadent product with shea butter to help heal skin, promote cell regeneration and soothe. It’s nonsticky, too. Worth splashing the cash if you suffer from particularly dry skin.

L’Occitane, The Dubai Mall, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai. Tel: (04) 3398148. loccitane.com

ONLINE DISCOUNT CLUB

If you're hooked on haircuts and mad for massages, but love a bargain too, then check out Salon 4D. This online club offers beauty-based deals to its members on a daily and weekly basis, with spas from all over Dubai participating and offering massive discounts. Think Dhs1,000 off a Keratin hair treatment, half price hammams and highlights for Dhs350. salon4d.com

SPA DEAL OF THE MONTH

Balance Wellness

Fallen off the detox wagon? By February most of us are back on the carbs (and the sofa), with all resolutions deftly chucked out of the window. If you want a second chance then get along to Balance Wellness, where they’re offering a 45-day lifestyle programme designed to help you boost energy and lose weight through expert assessment, alternate days of Ayurvedic treatments, a customised diet and fatburning natural medications. There’s also the option of bespoke meal delivery if you need even more help.

Normally priced at Dhs5,600, the package costs Dhs3,360 until the end of the month.

Balance Wellness, Oasis Centre, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai, 6am to 9pm. Tel: (04) 384 7010. balance-wellnesscentre.com

AD Seven times good taste Turn your evenings into a celebration of taste with Ginger’s theme nights.

From Arabic to Asian and every little indulgence in between, there is a flavour to suit every taste bud.

Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday

- Arabic Mixed Grill Night* - South East Asian Night* English Night* Italian Night* Seafood Night** International Night* Indian Night*

* Price is AED 140 per person (food only) and inclusive of 10% service charge and 6% Tourism fee ** Price is AED 185 per person (food only) and inclusive of 10% service charge and 6% Tourism fee

For reservations or more information visit rotanatimes.com or call (0)2 657 3333.

P.O. Box: 43377, Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates T: +971 (0)2 657 3333, F: +971 (0)2 657 3000 park.hotel@rotana.com

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SPORT & OUTDOOR Alive and kicking

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HOWZAT!

England and Pakistan pack up their traditional Test match whites and ready themselves to duke it out in a series of One Day Internationals and Twenty20 games this month. Be sure not to miss the action…

THE FIXTURES ODI Feb 10, 2pm, Abu Dhabi Feb 13, 11am, Abu Dhabi Feb 15, 11am, Abu Dhabi Feb 18, 11am, Dubai Feb 21, 11am, Dubai Twenty20 Feb 23, 2pm, Dubai Feb 25, 2pm, Dubai Feb 27, 2pm, Abu Dhabi Sheikh Zayed Cricket Stadium, Abu Dhabi. Tel: (02) 5588331. adcricketclub.ae Dubai International Cricket Stadium, Dubai. Tel: (04) 4251111. dubaisportscity.ae

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CLAY PIGEON SHOOTING Having never held a gun before, our man Matt loads up and gets trigger happy

O

K, confession time.

I’ve never so much as held a gun, never mind fired one – unless you count the plastic cowboy cap gun I had when I was eight – so this month’s brush with sporting adventure was actually more daunting

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than you’d think. The Jebel Ali Shooting Club offers a host of different ways to get your gun on, including the one I was set to do – clay pigeon shooting.

GETTING STARTED I decided to come clean as soon as I meet shooting club manager, Slavek – he, thankfully, assures me that I’m in good hands as they deal with everyone from novices to the world’s very best.

Proving the point, the UAE’s Olympic medal hope HH Sheikh Saeed bin Maktoum bin Rashid Al Maktoum walks past, looking every inch the professional.

On the range I meet my instructor, David. He kits me up in a shooter’s vest, safety glasses, earmuffs and a deceptively heavy Beretta 686E rifle – at which point it all starts to become a little bit serious. This is a gun.

And a big one at that…

SAFETY Even a novice like me knows, when it comes to handling firearms, safety is paramount. There are strict guidelines about what you’re allowed to do at Jebel Ali: never

“The noise and the smell of gunpowder – there is some thing very primal about shooting” point the gun at anything that you do not intend to shoot, do not put your finger on the trigger until you are ready to shoot and always ensure that the gun is open when it is not being used. Clay shooting is only dangerous if you do not follow the rules.

SPORTING There is an undeniably alpha male feeling you experience

when someone hands you a shotgun, fills your pockets full of cartridges and challenges you to shoot at various moving targets.

“It definitely gives you a buzz,” confirms Slavek. He’s not wrong.

There are three types of clay shooting: sporting, trap and skeet. First up for me, are the sporting clays, testing my ability to shoot multiple targets coming at unpredictable angles, trajectories and speeds.

Holding the rifle firm against my right cheek and into the pocket of my shoulder (“If you don’t hold it firm, the recoil will whack you in the face”, warns Slavek), I take aim and instinctively fire off the two shots in the barrel.

Remarkably, they both hit.

I reload. Two more shots – this time the clays come in from different directions – again, they hit. This continues, and before I know it, I have gone through all 25 cartridges. Total hits? 22. 22!

I’m staggered, and so is David.

Without even trying, my instincts seem to take over. One thing is clear – a gatherer I am not. I am a hunter. Time to start seriously considering trying out for the London Olympics this summer.

TRAP At the trap shooting range, the clays zip out in a straight line from in front of you – the key is to shoot them as early as possible, before they fly out of range. The first couple shoot out. Double miss.

Ah, this is a different game. After the 25 rounds are spent, and only 14 clays hit, it seems that I’m not bad, but more work is definitely needed. My dream of Olympic glory, sadly, fades a little.

VERDICT There is something very primal about clay shooting – the noise, the smell of gunpowder and the one chance you have to hit the target. It is exhilarating, and better yet, you don’t have to be a gun-nut to enjoy it.

Jebel Ali Golf Resort & Spa, Wed to Mon, 1pm to 8.45pm Dhs140 for members, Dhs220 for non-members, 13 years and over. Tel: (04) 8836555. jebelaliinternational.com

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Not another boot camp…?

With people lining up to take your money and beat you up, sorry, get you into shape, maybe the last thing the UAE needs is another fitness company. We put the latest boot camp to the test for a month to find out

WHAT THEY SAY Lead instructor Grant Goes (with that name, he must be the UAE equivalent to Mr Motivator) of Goes Fitness has more than 12 years of experience in the industry and claims his expertise in a variety of sports enables him to apply various training methods to his sessions. He is a Les Mills fitness instructor and UAE Master Trainer for ViPR, a technique that uses hollow rubber poles for lifting and cardio, and says his goal is to motivate people to be fit and healthy and reach their goals, while pushing them beyond the boundaries of their mind. But that’s what they all say…

WHAT WE SAY Walk through Safa Park on a weekday evening, and you will spot them. Grimacing, grunting expats sweating their way through a variety of painfullooking manoeuvres under the watchful eyes of Lycra-clad

“Dubai has gone boot camp crazy, although most are more Sergeant Bilko” instructors. Yes, Dubai has gone boot camp crazy, although in truth, many of the companies are more Sergeant Bilko than sergeant major. After trying many of these classes, one group that stands out is Goes Fitness.

The trainers, Grant and Emily, are enthusiastic, but more importantly, they explain why you are doing the exercises. They also provide a nutrition guide and, crucially, they measure

your fitness over the four-week course. As management guru Peter Drucker once said, you can’t manage what you don’t measure.

We don’t think Drucker has ever ‘planked’ in Safa Park, but we reckon he would approve of the Goes Fitness approach. Classes are small, and the exercises are varied, with different muscle groups worked each evening.

It’s not always pleasant, and we spent many sessions wondering

if we would manage not to collapse, but the results were outstanding.

THE VERDICT Excellent. Having sampled a number of boot camps, Goes Fitness knew how to get the most out of the sessions – and us.

Our puny frames were transformed, into, well, slightly less puny frames, and our energy levels went through the roof. The sessions are addictive, so much so that we have signed up for the daily sessions next month. Take your pick from morning sessions at JBR, evenings in The Lakes and Safa Park and four sessions per week at the Hilton Hotel in Abu Dhabi. We’ll be the ones sweating and swearing.

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THE ROUND-UP

It’s a busy month for UAE sports fans

Omega Dubai Desert Classic

NEWS FLASH

Capoeira classes

With three of the world's top four golfers (Rory McIlroy, Lee Westood and Martin Kamer – for those not in the know) confirmed for this month's Dubai Desert Classic, it seems that the UAE is currently the location du jour for the world's best golfers. It feels like just the other week they were playing in Abu Dhabi – oh wait, they were. They just can't seem to stay away.

Feb 9 to 12, Emirates Golf Club, Shiekh Zayed Road, Dubai, Dhs175.

Tel: (04) 3802112. dubaidesertclassic.com

Surf’s up

You might not know it, but Dubai is home to a growing surfing community, which makes this year’s Surf Dubai Sunset Open an exciting prospect. Due to the dependence on gnarly waves, the Open can happen any weekend before Feb 18. So keep your ears to the ground, and your eyes on the ocean. Very much a family event, the weekend will involve live music, skim board shows, kayaking, paddleboarding, and, of course, surfing competitions, with age categories ranging from five year olds to adults. Totally bodacious, dude.

Until Feb 18, Sunset Open, Umm Suqeim Open Beach, Dubai. Tel: (050) 5043020. surfingdubai.com

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UAE Olympic qualifiers February is a make-or-break month for the UAE national football team, with qualification for the Olympic games in London up for grabs. The bad news? In order to qualify, they have to beat both Iraq and Australia.

A tall order, indeed, but not so tall that the much-improved UAE team can’t pull it off. After all, the lads drew against group favourites Australia in Adelaide last time.

Feb 5, Iraq vs. UAE, Al Arabi Stadium, Doha.

Feb 22, UAE vs. Australia, Mohammed Bin Zayed Stadium, Abu Dhabi, 5.30pm. uaefa.ae

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Capoeira. Is it fighting?

Is it dancing? Who cares, the only thing we are certain of is that it looks seriously cool. So cool, that we want to try it – so we’ll be asking instructor Nina Stone to teach us the ins and outs of this traditional Brazilian martial art. We think it would make quite a party trick.

The Fridge, Al Quoz, Dubai, Sat 3pm to 4.30pm, Dhs100 per class.

Tel: (050) 1034672. thefridgedubai.com

Filipino football The Filipino national football team is flying into town this month to loosen their limbs ahead of the Asian Football Confederation Challenge Cup. The Azkals, as the team are known, will play a series of friendly games during their 11-day training camp. the first against Serbian SuperLiga champions Partizan Belgrade on February 6 in Abu Dhabi.

Feb 6, Azkals vs.

Partizan Belgrade, Mohammed Bin Zayed Stadium, Abu Dhabi, 7.30pm, Dhs50.

Tel: (800) 529472

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ARTIST OF THE MONTH

GAYATHRI Having carved a name for herself on the Emirates’ music scene, local singersongwriter Gayathri is packing her bags for colder climes

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hey might not know it yet, but the UAE’s cool crowd is about to lose one of its own. Gayathri – part of the fabric of Dubai’s independent music scene for the past four years – heads to pastures new at the end of next month, as she continues her search for music stardom.

It’s the right time to leave,” says the Indian-born, Dubairaised singer-songwriter. “Dubai is where I became a songwriter, and where I had my first performances, so it has really developed me and prepared me for bigger things – it’s been a great place. But the time is right to leave now – there has been a lot of interest from London, so I’m moving there in April.”

The 26 year old – who plays a subtle blend of Western folk and Indian pop (“I want to make Indian music more accessible and interesting for people who haven’t heard it”) – carved out a solid niche in the Emirates for her quirky acoustic style, performing everywhere from gallery openings to festivals, warming up for the likes of Kate Nash and making several live TV and radio appearances along the way. “I grew up with music,” says the singer.

“My mum is a classical music teacher and my dad archives music, mainly bootleg cassettes all the way from the 1950s until now.

I never really trained, but it gets under your skin.”

The key to the singer’s popularity is in her performance: raw, stripped-down vocals, packed with heartfelt emotion, playing against the gentle, Indian-inspired melodies of her acoustic guitar.

“Getting the emotion across is the most important factor for me,” she admits. “A lot of artists say their lyrics and melodies are the most important aspects of their songs; for me, it is the delivery. It is about how you can

bring a sense of sincerity and honesty to whatever it is that you are doing. It can be a fast song, slow song, crazy song or whatever, but it has to be done with the utmost honesty.”

It was that honest delivery that caught the attention of multiaward-winning music producer and performer Nitin Sawhney, who invited her to play with him when she makes her big UK move.

“I met Nitin when I was playing at Dubai Soundcity,” she says.

“He’s been a big influence on me.

I sent him my work and he loved

it, and asked me to come over to London to have a jam session with him. It was amazing to hear from someone who has achieved so much success in his field.”

Before she goes, however, Gayathri will be playing one final UAE show, to say goodbye to her Emirates fans.

“I’m planning a big farewell gig,” she says. “It will be in the last week of March – I want to do a performance with everyone that I have collaborated with.”

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Club diary

This month’s clubbing highlights

club anthems.

Crowne Plaza, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, free. Tel: (04) 3311111. ichotelsgroup.com

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FEBRUARY DJ RABIH  YACHT CLUB Late night tunes from the Beirut DJ, with vocals from singer Douty (also Feb 2).

InterContinental Abu Dhabi, Bainouna Street, Abu Dhabi, 9pm to 1am, free. Tel: (02) 6666888. ichotelsgroup.com WHAT’S ON PICK

IN BED WITH SPACE WORLD TOUR  SAX/OCEANS The Ibiza institution arrives in the capital, starring DJ Kid Chris and DJ Aleksey, for the launch of a regular series running every second month.

Le Royal Méridien, Sheikh Khalifa Street, Abu Dhabi, 9pm to late, Dhs100, ladies free. Tel: (02) 6742020. leroyalmeridien.com JEZ PEREIRA  FASHION OVERDOSE This London-based globetrotter transports his signature freestyle sound to Dubai.

Armani/Privé, Armani Hotel, Burj Khalifa, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, Dhs100, ladies free. Tel: (04) 8883308. jezpereira.com

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FEBRUARY 80S NIGHT  ZENITH Chicago’s DJ Blendz launches this new retro night, with hits of the era from Lionel Richie to Guns N’ Roses.

Sheraton Abu Dhabi, Corniche Road, Abu Dhabi, 9pm to 4am, free.

Tel: (02) 6773333. sheraton.com WHAT’S ON

PICK ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT  CHI Live conscious rap from the Grammy-winning People Everyday hip hop hit-makers, plus British 2-tone legends The Beat, DJ Bliss, DLB and Flowmaster J. Chi @ The Lodge, Oud Metha Road, Dubai, 9pm to 3am, Dhs150,

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APERITIVO  MEDIA ONE

In celebration of the What’s On-approved post-office poolside sounds of Aperitivo, Kristian Valdini picks his favourite downtempo tunes to expect on Media One’s soundsystem.

Vanessa Freeman – Shades Amazing nu-soul vocal nestling down near 80bpm, making it a perfect track to open our nights up.

Soul II Soul – I Care (12-inch mix) A great old school track that folks old and new seem to love. The 12inch mix has a French spoken word intro, which gives it a nice twist.

JD73 – There Was A Time Modern electronic soul that fuses classic acid jazz vibes with polished 2011 production values and great vocals.

Crazy P – A Night On Earth Funk-driven deep beats for the soul. Some of the finest in the business, perfect for easing from old school funk and beats into nudisco territory.

Tammy Payne – Take Me Now A straight-up acid jazz anthem from Gilles Peterson’s faultless Talkin’ Loud label. Timeless.

Leroy Burges – Weekend One of the soul music greats drops a silky smooth vocal over some slick piano and bass-line grooves. One for the foot tappers.

Bahama Soul Club – Afro Shigida One of my favourites of 2011 on the non-house tip. Pure funk grooves.

Norma Jean Bell – I’m The Baddest B**** Aperitivo anthem. This will be played every week for as long as I am playing at this event.

Venise – Don’t Think About It Amazing Philly-sounding disco/funk with a killer hook that will stay in your head for the rest of the night.

Incognito – Get Into My Groove I couldn’t have a top ten without a nod to Incognito; a great 100bpm broken beat acid jazz workout.

Media One Hotel, Media City, Dubai, 5pm to 9pm, free. Tel: (04) 4271000. mediaonehotel.com VIP Dhs250. Tel: (04) 3379470. chinightclubdubai.com WEEKLY CABARET  RARE THE PLACE DJ Sam Farsio and DJ Sara Simonit and a cast of dancers, singers and artists bring vintage flair.

Media Rotana Hotel, Tecom, Dubai, 9pm to late, free. Tel: (04) 4350248. rotana.com/mediarotana WEEKLY CLUB ANTHEMS  ZINC Greg Stainer, Andy Swift and Mr Hush select commercial house, R&B and the eponymous

DARKO DE JAN  RELAX12 Deep, soaring rhythms from the progressive house crowd pleaser.

Aloft, Abu Dhabi National Exhibition Centre, Abu Dhabi, 5pm to 3am, free. Tel: (02) 6545138. aloftabudhabi.com MATT TOLFREY  PLUS MINUS PRESENTS LEFTROOM Innovative house head drops into Dubai ahead of releasing debut artist album Word Of Mouth.

M-Dek, Media One Hotel, Media City, Dubai, 9pm to 3am, free.

Tel: (04) 4271000. facebook.com/ matttolfrey WEEKLY ORIENTAL VIBES  CHIZEN Eclectic mix of world beats (also every Friday).

Marina Restaurant Pavilion, Level One, Dubai Festival City, Dubai, 8pm to midnight, free. Tel: (04) 2329077 PAUL OAKENFOLD  TRILOGY The clubbing legend steers his Four Seasons Tour into the Emirates, hopefully bringing spring with him.

Trilogy, Madinat Jumeirah, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, Dhs130, Dhs150. Tel: (050) 6245751. pauloakenfold.com RESIDENTS  AUDIO TONIC Raxon and Vas Floyd light up the night air (also Feb 9 with Soulfisher and JC, and Feb 23 with Soulfisher and Raxon).

Sea Lounge, Monte Carlo Beach Club, Saadiyat Island, Abu Dhabi, 8pm to 2pm, free. Tel: (056) 6037275. audiotonic.net RESIDENTS PARTY  MUSTHAVESOUL Conan Liquid, Simon Reid and Dan Chadwick grab the crossfader.

360º, Jumeirah Beach Hotel, Dubai, 7pm to 2am, free. Tel: (050) 1076405. musthavesoul.com

MUSIC & NIGHTLIFE WEEKLY ULTRA FRIDAYS  88 ULTRA LOUNGE Deep and soulful beats from resident spinner DJ Phil.

Traders Hotel, Deira City Centre, Dubai, 6pm to late, free. Tel: (04) 2657288. shangri-la.com WEEKLY URBAN EDUCATION  PEARLS BAR The hottest hip hop, R&B and urban sounds from Rone Jaxx.

Shangri-La Qaryat Al Beri, Between The Bridges, Abu Dhabi, 7pm to 2.30am, free. Tel: (02) 509855. decadent.ae

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FEBRUARY WEEKLY AGNEE  THE HUDDLE SPORTS BAR & GRILL DJ Scorpio lines up the musical hotness at this new Indianthemed club night.

Citymax Hotel, Kuwait Street/ Mankhool Road, Bur Dubai, Dubai, 11pm to 3am, free (couples only). Tel: (04) 4078000. citymaxhotels.com WEEKLY AL MAYA ISLAND BEACH PARTY  AL MAYA ISLAND & RESORT Jump on a boat to the island paradise for a day of sun, sea, sand and top-notch house music.

Al Maya Island & Resort, Al Maya Island, Abu Dhabi, noon to late, Dhs100, free for ladies until 2pm.

Tel: (02) 6677777 DARKO DE JAN  VIVA Progressive house master, plus Patrik Carrera.

Armani/Privé, Armani Hotel, Burj Khalifa, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, Dhs100, ladies free. Tel: (04) 8883308. dubai.armanihotels.com PIERRE RAVAN  ILL COMMUNICATIONS The guru-esque DJ unleashed another set of his patented spiritual house.

Trilogy, Madinat Jumeirah, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, Dhs130, Dhs100 before midnight, ladies free until

11pm. Tel: (050) 7258277. pierreravan. com

4pm to 2am, free.

Tel: (02) 6563500. musthavesoul.com

WEEKLY UNDERGROUND WEEKLY PROCEDURES  RETROFLECT Pierre Ravan ZINC  PEARLS BAR DJ Brooklyn spins R&B Classic hits from the and hip hop (also every Sun with 1970s, 1980s and 1990s. rotating residents).

Shangri-La Qaryat Al Beri, Between The Bridges, Abu Dhabi, Crowne Plaza, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, free.

4pm to 2.30am, free. Tel: (02) Tel: (04) 3311111.

509855. decadent.ae ichotelsgroup.com RESIDENTS  AUDIO TONIC UV PURE ALLURE Mr Mr, JC and Rich Showell  ALLURE BY CIPRIANI spark Friday night into houseGo dayglo with fluorescent shaped life. dancers, cocktails and visuals.

360º, Jumeirah Beach Hotel, Yas Yacht Club, Yas Island, Dubai, 4pm to 2am, free. Tel: 11.30pm to 4am, free. Tel: (02) (050) 1076405. audiotonic.net 6575400. nightcluballure.com RESIDENTS  WEEKLY MUSTHAVESOUL VOODOO Tristan Bain, Dan Chadwick and  RARE THE PLACE Melohman do the honours (also Frederick Stone leads you Feb 10 with Dan Chadwick, through a night of antiSimon Reid and Tom Chubb; commercial music.

Feb 24 with Tom Chubb, Conan Media Rotana Hotel, Tecom, Dubai, Liquid and Simon Reid).

9pm to late, free. Tel: (04) 4350248.

Sea Lounge, Monte Carlo Beach rotana.com/mediarotana Club, Saadiyat Island, Abu Dhabi,

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FEBRUARY WEEKLY INDUSTRY NIGHT  ZINC Greg Stanier and David Newsum dole out R&B, dubstep, ragga and more.

Crowne Plaza, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, free.

Tel: (04) 3311111. ichotelsgroup.com WEEKLY ISLAND VIBEZ PARTY  BEYOND EL RANCHO DJ Bee plays the hottest contemporary hits.

Marco Polo Hotel, Al Muteena, Deira, Dubai, 7pm to late, free.

Tel: (04) 2720000. marcopolohotel.net WEEKLY RESIDENTS  MUSTHAVESOUL PRESENTS ECLECTIC CIRCLE More far-out selections from MHS’s revolving cast of obscure gem-mining experts.

DEETRON  ILL COMMUNICATIONS

Detroit-leaning Swiss DJ/producer Deetron – real name Sam Geiser – has established himself as a face on the techno scene, but has never played the Emirates. Until now…

Have you packed shorts and T-shirts for a nice hot winter holiday?

Light clothing is certainly packed. It’s been a while indeed since I’ve been in a hot climate, although I was fortunate enough to escape to Australia in November and December last year.

I’m very much looking forward to it and I’m curious to see what the scene is like there. I’ve heard many good things.

You’re touring in support of your Balance mixCD throughout the next couple of months. Do you enjoy life on the road?

You get to meet a lot of very nice and interesting people around the world, and it’s nice to see that they are into the music. As a foodie, I love to sample the different cuisines of the respective countries I visit as well. The downsides definitely are the lack of sleep and long hours at airports.

What’s the Swiss clubbing scene like at the moment?

Relatively small, but my music is starting to be more and more appreciated in my home

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country. I regularly play in Geneva, Zürich and Basel, plus I’m currently in talks for a regular night in Bern, where I’m based.

Do you have an artist album on the way?

Yes, but I can’t tell you a release date or anything more concrete at this point. I’m completely focussed on my own material for the next couple of months.

Trilogy, Madinat Jumeirah, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, Dhs130, Dhs100 before midnight, ladies free until 11pm. Tel: (050) 7258277. deetron.commediaonehotel.com FEBRUARY 2012 WHAT’S ON 93

MUSIC & NIGHTLIFE 360º, Jumeirah Beach Hotel, Dubai, 7pm to 2am, free. Tel: (050) 1076405. musthavesoul.com

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FEBRUARY WEEKLY THE CREW LOUNGE  PEARLS BAR Cliff Townley and DJ Soulninja lay down commercial house, R&B and chart smashes.

Shangri-La Qaryat Al Beri, Between The Bridges, Abu Dhabi, 7pm to 2.30am, free. Tel: (02) 509855. decadent.ae

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DJ EMIR  DOLLHOUSE Special ladies’ night set from the Parisian DJ. Sax, Le Royal Méridien, Sheikh Khalifa Street, Abu Dhabi, 9pm to late, free. Tel: (02) 6742020. leroyalmeridien.com

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FEBRUARY WEEKLY BEIRUT NIGHT LIFE  CINNABAR DJ Sam on the decks plus live performances from Lebanese singer Rosario.

Hilton Abu Dhabi, Corniche Road, Abu Dhabi, 10pm to 2.30pm, free.

Tel (02) 6811900. hilton.com

WEEKLY DJ CHICO  ENTER THE CIRQUE DU EPICENTER  SOIR ANAHID Acrobatic FASHION NIGHTS party DJ Farhad B and extraordinaire VDJ barbu.tv get every Tues, fashionable.

Thur and Fri. Peter Oakden Armani/Privé, Armani Fairmont Hotel, Hotel, Burj Khalifa, Dubai, Sheikh Zayed 10pm to 3am, Dhs100, ladies Road, Dubai, 10.30pm free. Tel: (04) 8883308. dubai. to 3am, free. Tel: (04) 3324900. armanihotels.com cirquedusoirdubai.com FEBRUARY

GIOM  AUDIO TONIC

French-born, London-based producer and erstwhile professional drummer Giom is a hot house property right now. He flies into the Emirates this month for his first-ever show in the country…

Why did you move to London?

I come from a small town in France called Niort. There’s not much to do there. I’ve been a musician since I was 15. I started joining bands and decided that’s what I wanted to do with my life. I went to London to study music a few months after I got my [French secondary school diploma] Baccalauréat and I’ve been there ever since.

You’ve been quite outspoken online about some current house music. What’s the beef?

Today it’s very easy to make electronic music. Anybody can download a programme. That gives access to a lot of people and that’s fantastic. However, the problem is it’s now really easy to make the sort of electronic music that was made 20 years ago. And you can hear the same samples over and over. The great records have already been made. It’s time to move on and explore new avenues.

You’re playing at Audio Tonic in Dubai. Do you have your own personal audio tonic?

When I wake up I love listening to American west coast rock band The Doobie Brothers. They’re really uplifting. I’ve always been a huge fan.

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WEEKLY MADEMOISELLE  RARE THE PLACE Schooly D, David Craig, Marky B and more play the finest in funk, soul and disco.

Media Rotana Hotel, Tecom, Dubai, 9pm to late, free.

Tel: (055) 3675501. rotana.com/ mediarotana

Chris Liebing

WEEKLY URBAN MA$HUP  ZINC Old and new school urban flavours from DJ Andy Swift and Rone Jaxx.

Crowne Plaza, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, free. Tel: (04) 3311111. ichotelsgroup.com

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FEBRUARY DJ ROXY JUNE  YACHT CLUB The self-styled ‘most beautiful female DJ in the galaxy’ returns to Abu Dhabi (also Feb 9).

InterContinental Abu Dhabi, Bainouna Street, Abu Dhabi, 9pm to 1am, free. Tel: (02) 6666888. facebook.com/roxyjune

WEEKLY MILE HIGH NIGHTS  SAX Brand new night with DJs including Cliff Townley and Shaf Raisi.

Le Royal Méridien, Sheikh Khalifa Street, Abu Dhabi, 9pm to late, free. Tel: (02) 6742020. leroyalmeridien.com

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CHRIS LIEBING  ILL COMMUNICATIONS German techno stalwart presents a label night of his CLR imprint.

Trilogy, Madinat Jumeirah, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, Dhs130, Dhs100 before midnight, ladies free until 11pm. Tel: (050) 7258277. clr.net

Is your drumming career, including a stint playing with Kasabian, taking a backseat to your DJ/production work now?

My DJ career has been getting busier, so it means I can just enjoy myself playing in various bands from time to time but mainly DJ. I do get drumming gigs here and there – probably three or four a month – and a bit of FEBRUARY studio work. What I haven’t had for a while is big tours.

Are you planning to release an artist album soon?

Yeah, I have been for quite a while. Unfortunately I’m the sort of person that really needs deadlines. I have about 90 ideas on my computer, which I need to organise. On Monday I love them, on Tuesday I hate them, which on Wednesday means that I write some more. But I would like to think it will be this year.

360º, Jumeirah Beach Hotel, Dubai, 4pm to 2am, free.

Tel: (050) 1076405. giom.co.uk

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MUSIC & NIGHTLIFE LOCAL SHOWCASE  AUDIO TONIC Dubai’s finest hijack the decks, including Megadon Mostyn, Rich Round, Nasrawi and Mark Pickup.

360º, Jumeirah Beach Hotel, Dubai, 4pm to 2am, free. Tel: (050) 1076405. audiotonic.net

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FEBRUARY DJ KEZA  YACHT CLUB Parisian house-meister, plus the Late Show dancers.

InterContinental Abu Dhabi, Bainouna Street, Abu Dhabi, 9pm to 1am, free. Tel: (02) 6666888. djkeza.com DJ NATALIE BROGAN  DIVA DJ NIGHT Superstar DJ and What’s On girl about town gets the party started.

Relax@12, Aloft, Abu Dhabi National Exhibition Centre, Abu Dhabi, 5pm to 3am, free. Tel: (02) 6545138. aloftabudhabi.com DPULSE  AUDIO TONIC Russian big guns touch down in the UAE, with Audio Tonic regulars in support.

Feb 16, Monte Carlo Beach Club, Saadiyat Island, Abu Dhabi, 8pm to 2pm, free. Tel: (056) 6037275.

Feb 17, 360º, Jumeirah Beach Hotel, Dubai, 4pm to 2am, free.

Tel: (050) 1076405. d-pulse.ru PETER OAKDEN  MUSTHAVESOUL Doubleheader of suitably soulful sounds from the Soul Free label head.

Feb 16, 360º, Jumeirah Beach Hotel, Dubai, 7pm to 2am, free.

Tel: (050) 1076405.

Feb 17, Sea Lounge, Monte Carlo Beach Club, Saadiyat Island, Abu Dhabi, 4pm to 2am, free.

Tel: (02) 6563500. soulfreerecords. wordpress.com

DJs ME and Rude Larry.

Golden Tulip, Al Barsha, Dubai, 9pm to 3am, free. Tel: (050) 4649360. facebook.com/ StepOnDubai WHAT’S ON PICK

THE BEIRUT GROOVE COLLECTIVE  DUST Eclectic jazz/soul/ funk and beyond crew jet in from Lebanon, plus DJ action from Megadon Betamax, James Locksmith and Mr Yeti.

The Music Room, Majestic Hotel, Bur Dubai, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, Dhs50. Tel: (050) 2484054. thebgc.posterous.com

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FEBRUARY HATS UP!  ALLURE Throw on your best headwear for hat-themed fun.

Yas Yacht Club, Yas Island, 11.30pm to 4am, free. Tel: (02) 6575400. nightcluballure.com

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FEBRUARY LOADED  CASA LATINA Sean Rutherford and Andy Buchan get their indie/ alternative hits out.

Ibis Hotel, Sheikh Zayed Road, Al Barsha, Dubai, 9pm to 3am, free. Tel: (055) 8825675. facebook. com/seeyounextfriday WHAT’S ON

PICK MARK BROOM  ILL COMMUNICATIONS London techno stalwart cues up his expertly crafted beats (rescheduled from December).

Trilogy, Madinat Jumeirah, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, Dhs130, ladies free until 11pm. Tel: (050) 7258277. myspace.com/markbroom

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FEBRUARY STEP ON  CATWALK Indie and alternative hits from

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NEWS

News, reviews, deals and discounts to keep your social life buzzing

A trio of new watering holes for your socialising pleasures

TAPAS AND TINIS

1UP

Pitching itself as a British music bar, it seems the latest Tecom drinking den is aiming to steal away some Rock Bottom customers, with curries, pub fare, brunches, big screens, ladies’ nights, karaoke and late night dancing the order of the day, or evening. Situated in the brand new Boutique 7 hotel, 1UP’s weekly line-up includes rock on Saturdays and R&B on Sundays where ladies get free cocktails (with unprintable names) from 10pm.

Boutique 7, Tecom, noon to 3am.

Tel: (04) 4345555. boutique7.ae

Yes, it’s a pleasing piece of alliteration, but the new Tapas And Tinis night at Vantage is pretty pleasurable to the palate too. You’ll enjoy a plateful of miniature dishes and five martinis in the loungey bar, making it an ideal break from shopping or a sweet end to the week.

Thurs, Vantage, The Pullman Mall Of The Emirates, Barsha, Dubai, Dhs200. Tel: (04) 3772000. pullmanhotels.com

Manhattan Lounge

When a cocktail bar claims to ‘exude a masculine environment’, it’s hard not to raise an eyebrow.

Manhattan Lounge allays doubts, however, with its part-upmarket New York hangout/partgentleman’s drawing room vibe. Juxtaposing design touches nodding to the eponymous NYC borough alongside more regional influences, an imposing specially commissioned Emirateshonouring canvas dominates the bar, replete with abstract images of oryx. Perfect surrounds for ordering a few Arabian Snappers, the bar’s potent signature Bloody Mary, and lounging like a classier Carrie Bradshaw.

St Regis Saadiyat Island Resort, Saadiyat Island, Abu Dhabi, 5pm to 2.30am. Tel: (02) 4988888. stregissaadiyatisland.com

The longest happy hour in town?

Traditionalists may moan that a happy hour should be a swift 60 minutes, but you’d be hard pushed to find fault with a bar offering a full afternoon of discounted drinks. Every Wednesday, Black Pearl Bar is knocking 25 per cent off your bar bill, from noon to 8pm, with leather couches and pub grub on the menu this could be a dangerously tempting deal.

Wed, Black Peal Bar. Al Raha Beach Hotel, Abu Dhabi.

Tel: (02) 5080555. alrahabeachhotelabudhabi.com

Irish rockers The Coronas to perform in Dubai They’ve supported The Script, spent four months in the Irish top 40 and have a name that might get them into trouble in the UAE, but The Coronas are heading to McGettigan’s for a weekend of live music. Performing over two nights at the popular JLT watering hole, expect radio-friendly riffs and cheeky chappy banter aplenty.

Feb 16 and 17, McGettigan’s, Bonnington Hotel, JLT, Dubai, Dhs150. Tel: (04) 3560560. mcgettigansdubai.com 96 WHAT’S ON FEBRUARY 2012

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BILLY OCEAN ROLLS INTO TOWN This Trinidad-born, Britishbased R&B singer has sold a staggering 30 million records, scoring hits with singles such as Love Really Hurts Without You, Suddenly and When The Going Gets Tough. Once a Savile Row tailor, the snake-hipped, sharp-suited star was a big hit in the 1970s and 1980s, and is now a dreadlocked 62-year-old who can still croon with the best of them, while wearing some seriously cool threads.

Appearing at the Irish Village, Ocean will be supported

by Liverpool soul stars The Christians.

Feb 3, The Aviation Club, Irish Village, Garhoud, Dubai, Dhs120.

Tel: (04) 2824750. irishvillage.ae

Mo*Vida

The big name Brit invasion continues with the

official launch of Mo*Vida. This celeb-packed London haunt has flung open its Dubai doors to a well-dressed waiting public, with a light-up dance floor, table service, VIP entrance and an exclusive vibe to tempt in the big spenders and party people. It’s surprisingly petite (no intimidating superclub here), adding to the see and be seen, well, scene. We’ve had a sneak peek of the soon-to-revealed terrace, which offers unrivalled views of Sheikh Zayed Road, and it’s sure to be the hottest place in town to party.

Radisson Royal, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai, Wed to Fri 10pm to 3am. Tel: (055) 1744449. movida-club.com

Mo*Vida

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The oTher side of oz Western Australia tends to be ignored in favour of the more popular east on most travel itineraries – time to discover why west is best

1. A view from the window of the Indian Pacific train between Sydney and Perth; 2. Train station in Fremantle; 3. Fremantle, Wesley Churuch at sunset; 4. Sail and Anchor pub on South Terrace, Fremantle; 5. Vineyard with a valley full of vines in neat rows Margaret River; 6. The Pinnacles, Nambung National Park, Western Australia; 7. Bathurst lighthouse on Rottnest Island

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estern Australia must be rather peeved with the Australian tourism board. Each marketing campaign adds to the lopsided mindset that the east coast has it all. From the Great Barrier Reef to the Sydney Opera House, Neighbours to Home and Away, all of Australia’s most famous icons, landmarks and natural wonders have been delivered with a gentle Australian twang coaxing us to “go east”.

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formations and countless other natural hideaways. The region’s capital, Perth, is a hive of urban development, providing the perfect launch pad for a trip into the vast surrounding countryside.

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A piece of Perth trivia well known to Australians is that it holds the title of being the world’s most isolated city. Given that just an hour’s drive from the city you

will find yourself alone in the company of tumbleweeds and sleeping possums, Perth itself seems implausibly cosmopolitan.

A booming mining industry is fuelling Western Australia’s economy, and Perth enjoys a youthful prosperity not too dissimilar from that of Dubai and other cities in the Gulf. A growing number of skyscrapers now hover over the Swan River, and a trip up to Kings Park on a sunny afternoon offers panoramic views of the city’s evolving skyline

spread out across the waterfront.

With its immaculately mown lawns and scores of bronzed, toned joggers, the park – with its view of the city’s Central Business District in the distance – is an impressive symbol of the city’s growing affluence.

Yet Perth’s roots are firmly industrial, and it is back down by the city’s old port where its identity is once again metamorphosing. The Fremantle neighbourhood is a stylish and quintessentially Australian

TRAVEL framed properties provide a delightful backdrop to a day of shopping or an evening of drinking and dining.

Found down by the harbour, The Little Creatures Brewery, Bar and Restaurant (littlecreatures. com.au) captures the area’s laidback, creative vibe. As its name implies, this part brewery, part bar and part gastro dining experience, all comes together in a spacious and trendy converted boatshed.

Serving bucketfuls of the award winning Little Creatures pale ale, the independent brewery is a great example of the city’s kooky but practical sense of enterprise.

All in all, Perth appears to be melding its industrial past into something a touch more enigmatic and exciting, and it will be intriguing to see what it dreams up next.

makes for a quaint day of fun in the fresh air.

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Wine isn’t the only thing on the menu at Margaret River. The region is also home to a trio of spectacular and unusual caves. Guides or self-tours are available of the Lake, Mammoth and Jewel caves, which are dotted along the spine of the Leeuwin – Naturaliste Ridge.

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Water taxis regularly leave Fremantle for Rottnest Island – a small island off the coast of Perth. The car-free island has a wealth of beaches and bays that are popular with locals for snorkeling and surfing.

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example of urban rejuvenation.

Here markets, restaurants, shops, bars, clubs and galleries can be found in and amongst the city’s few, but extremely wellpreserved, heritage buildings.

These pastel-coloured timber-

Just a few hours drive south of Perth, the Margaret River region is Western Australia’s wine lovers’ paradise.

The sleepy town of Margaret River offers little more than a short street of boutique shops and restaurants, but it’s the perfect place to stay if you wish to visit the area’s 150 vineyards.

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throughout the day, and generally cater to anything from serious connoisseurs looking to add to their bottle collection, to gap year students aiming to guzzle a few glasses in the sun.

The region first began producing wine over 40 years ago when, in an attempt to boost the local economy, residents started taking advantage of the region’s pleasant Mediterranean climate.

Today, Margaret River accounts for three per cent of Australia’s wine industry, produces 25 per cent of the nation’s premium wines and has become famous for its range of Cabernet Sauvignons.

Vineyards stretch endlessly into the horizon and little shops, as well as larger outlets, sit idyllically on the hillsides. Many of the vineyards are family run, and wine tastings can even be held in the family’s back garden with their pet dog watching every sip. In short, despite its affiliation with quality, there is little pretentiousness about the vineyards or tasting tours of Margaret River, and it simply

The most inspiring thing about Australia’s great outdoors is nothing.

It is staggering, stretching on for mile after godless mile; dead, barren bush land resting on a huge plate of red and orange earth. The roads all go straight, and continue straight.

Road signs warn of wayward kangaroos, but beware, you will see as many dead by the roadside as bouncing in the sunshine.

There is an eerie beauty to all of this nothingness and the further you dare to drive, the more all encompassing it becomes.

While you could explore the great nothingness of Western Australia by selecting one road and continuously driving along it, it’s advisable to add a bit of direction. With an excursion to The Pinnacles, Western Australia’s answer to Ayer’s Rock, for example. Set in Nambung National Park, The Pinnacles are a series of large limestone formations scattered poetically across the desert. How these rock formations came about is subject to scientific controversy, but regardless, a dirt track allows cars to snake around them and admire their twisted disposition. At sunset, with Australia’s pink moon resting in the background, the view is astounding. Enough to convince you that west is, indeed, best.

Other nearby attractions: Hire yourself a 4x4 and head down to the sand dunes surrounding nearby Jurien Bay. The coastline is also home to some fantastic coral reefs.

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Welcome to our new one-page destination guide SO WHERE ARE WE GOING? Sri Lanka.

WHY, EXACTLY? The main city of Colombo has a rich Colonial history, while the rest of the island is packed with adventure, wildlife (monkeys, elephants and giant bats – oh my), luxury hotels and beaches for surfing. And now is the perfect season to go.

OK, YOU’VE SOLD ME. WELL, THE SURFING AND GIANT BATS SOLD ME. WHO SHOULD I TAKE? If it’s a romantic break then take the other half, obviously; go with a gang if you’re hitting the white-water rafting trail, and families will find plenty to do too.

WE’LL NEED SOMEWHERE TO SLEEP, YOU KNOW. We know. Chill out. Things don’t happen too quickly in Sri Lanka, so you’ll need to stop being such a city slicker. In Colombo try the Galle Face Hotel (gallefacehotel.com) for old-fashioned charm – Chekhov stayed there back in the day – or venture into the mountains around Kandy to try Amaya Hills Resort & Spa (amayaresorts.com), where there’s a fantastic pool and traditional massages. If you’re keen for some beach action but don’t want to stay in a hut, go to Bentota and book a bed in The Villa (paradiseroadhotels.com), a 15-suite boutique hotel. Very small, chic and so beautifully decorated you’ll want to move in or smuggle everything out in your suitcase. You can’t do either, though.

SOUNDS GOOD. BUT I’M HUNGRY NOW. Well, you’re in the right place. Sri Lanka’s curries are insanely good – and very spicy – with coconut chutney the order of the day. If you don’t mind roughing it a little, take a detour to Rafter’s Retreat (raftersretreat.com) in Kitugala, where a man with a marvellous moustache will show you to a table in a tree house and let you go wild on a buffet of local delicacies. You’ll dine among the tropical trees, spot water buffalo in the nearby river – and if you’re particularly taken by its rustic charm – stay the night in a cabin.

WHERE SHOULD WE GO WITH OUR SPENDING MONEY? There are plenty of roadside souvenir shops, but go straight for the best of Sri Lanka at Paradise Road. Owned by the same group behind The Villa in Bentota, you’ll find gorgeous homewares, linens, children’s toys, batik products and quirky gifts like antique printing blocks.

EXCELLENT. WHAT IF WE DECIDE TO STAY LONGER? There’s loads to do – check out the elephant orphanage in Pinnawala (elephant.se), see those infamous bats in Kandy’s Botanical Gardens, spend some time on the south coast beaches, visit one of the many tea factories and see the good work being done in the turtle sanctuaries.

ANY OTHER TIPS FOR OUR TRIP? Driving in Sri Lanka is a nightmare, despite some new roads. Your best bet is to book through a tour company like Fortune Lanka (fortunelanka.com), which can arrange your accommodation, allocate a driver with a minibus to take you around the island and create an itinerary depending on what’s on your to-do list.

NEED TO KNOW

Sri Lankan Airlines flies to Colombo daily for from Dhs1,4200.

Flights take approx. four hours.

Dhs1 = 30.99 LKR (Sri Lankan Rupee) Time difference = +1.5 hours

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GOURMET TRAVELLER Food and travel are abiding passions for the Middle East Chairman of the World’s 50 Best Restaurants judging panel, James Brennan.

This month, he descants about our relaxed neighbours in the Omani capital, Muscat

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s every advertising poster seems to remind me, February is the month of Valentine’s Day. That means some lucky couples will be getting away for a romantic break and, no doubt, a few romantic dinners. Many won’t want to go too far, but far enough to make it feel like getting away. That’s why they’ll head for Muscat in Oman. Here’s a short guide to making it all sweetness and light. A quick hint, it involves eating, as it always should.

DO FLY THERE. Or drive there yourself. You might have the peculiar notion that taking the bus from Deira is a good idea. It isn’t. The six-hour journey only costs around Dhs50, but you’ll be stopped at the border, ordered off the bus and told to wait in the heat while your luggage is sniffed. The last time I caught the bus to Muscat, everybody on it became embroiled in a massive argument, which was started by the driver. When we eventually stopped for food, the best I could find was a packet of paprika Lays and a sweaty chicken

tikka wrap. It was, shall we say, unromantic.

DO STAY AT THE CHEDI (ghmhotels. com). It’s expensive, sure, but as boutique hotels in the Middle East go, it’s hard to beat. It’s a stress-busting fluffy cushion of luxury and relaxation. The infinity pool seems as boundless as the crisp, plump sounds from your in-room Bose stereo system. But it’s the Chedi’s restaurants that really set it apart. The main chandelier-decked diner offers international dishes with a modern twist. And the waterfront patio restaurant, with sultry views of the Gulf of Oman, is where you can really indulge in a local speciality: seafood.

DO EAT THE SEAFOOD. Oman is famous for it. The paunchy tiger prawns are as big as Popeye’s forearm and perfect grilled with a splash of lemon juice. The legendary Omani lobster has been overfished in recent years, but this is one of the few places you can eat the sought-after spiny crustaceans without feeling guilty. La Mer, at Shatti Al Qurum, combines seafood with sea views.

Alternatively, browse among the restaurants on the Corniche at Muttrah.

OH YES, DO EXPLORE MUTTRAH. Hemmed in by craggy mountains and the glittering blue sea, this natural harbour is home to one of the oldest market places in the Arab world. The souk is where you’ll find all manner of tourist tat, but it’s also the best place in the world to get real Omani halwa.

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Perched high above the Queen Elizabeth Hall on London’s Southbank Centre, the onebedroom installation, in the shape It’s a big year for London. In of a boat, will remain moored to 2012, the British capital will host the roof throughout 2012. the grand spectacle that is the Beating over 500 different entries Olympic Games, and the eyes for the right to design the hotel of the world will be on one of were David Kohn Architects and the world’s most exciting and artist Fiona Banner. Their winning influential cities. This has not gone design offers two guests a totally unnoticed by the forward thinking unique view of central London, people at Living Architecture with a panorama featuring Big Ben – the brains behind a series of and St Paul’s cathedral. design award-winning short-stay If you are one of those guests

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DO EAT THE HALWA. The traditional sweet is made with starch and eggs, and flavoured with cardamom, saffron and rose water. It can be found at Omani Halwa Corner in the souk.

Be warned: halwa can be very, very chewy, which could be a problem if you’re planning to recite sweet sonnets to your beloved, or if you wear false teeth.

FINALLY, DO HEED THE ABOVE TIPS. If you don’t, and tempers get a little frayed, chewy halwa is just the thing to give a loved one whose mouth is running away with itself. Happy travels. quick enough to snap up the onenight bookings during the limited periods when they are being accepted, there is even a captain’s logbook for you to jot down your experiences. Bookings can now be made for stays from July to December.

If you can’t secure a booking, Living Architecture’s other properties include a Suffolk barn balanced on a grass hillock and a house on a shingle beach in Kent.

Whatever will they think of next?

Room for London, Southbank Centre, London, from Dhs690. living-architecture.co.uk

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Dominic Jermey, British Ambassador The British Ambassador to the UAE, HE Dominic Jermey, has unsurprisingly managed a good deal more globetrotting than the average Abu Dhabi dweller…

What’s the best holiday you’ve ever had?

Taking the Trans-Siberian Railway from Beijing to Moscow.

It was a big adventure, leaving Beijing in the deepest, deepest winter. On one occasion the train started pulling out, and I remember running to keep up.

At the border between China and Russia they changed the bogies [wheeled chassis] on the train.

Stalin decided they would never let Russia be invaded by train, so its railway gauge is different to any adjacent country. You see carriages lifted off the wheels and plonked onto new ones.

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Open Skies editor and passport stamp collector Conor Purcell answers your travel dilemmas I’ve always wanted to visit Egypt, but I’m a bit wary of travelling there after the events of the Arab Spring. Is it safe to go to Egypt? If so, where would you recommend?

Robert, JLT

There are actually very few countries that are too dangerous to visit, and Egypt is certainly not one of them. While recent events museums, art, theatre – it’s the have destabilised the country most fabulous city on Earth, an amazing cosmopolitan melting pot. somewhat, Egypt is still extremely safe and the diminished tourist numbers will mean cheaper What do you never travel prices and more relaxed tourist without? attractions. As for where to go, My iPod. I like running and get Cairo is obviously the main draw, very bored if I don’t have music while Alexandria to listen to, so I’ve always got is worth a visit Manu Chao, REM or U2 on my for its faded Rome. I went right over the iPod. Good running music. charm (and handlebars. All my belongings its remarkable were spread all over the road.

As a diplomat, you must have library). If you I was very disappointed not to visited a lot of countries?

What has been your biggest do go to Cairo, make it after 1,500 miles by bike. I think it’s about 65. I was a travel disaster? check out a I had to get the train. bit disappointed – I thought it Cycling from London to Rome football match; would be more than that. There with nine friends. We spent three If you could advise people to Egyptian fans are 193 members of the UN and a half weeks on the journey are some of the visit one destination, what General Assembly, so I’ve only and had a tremendous time, but world’s most would it be? done about a third of them. I my bicycle collapsed just outside London. It has restaurants, passionate, have lots more to do. and Egypt are playing Brazil on February 28, HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY which should The sceptics among you may dismiss it as a be interesting. It Travel news and international deals marketing ploy designed by greeting card is also a good time of the year to SAILING ARABIA TOUR companies to prise away your hard earned venture south to Luxor and Aswan, Hot on the heels (or should that be hulls?) dirhams. We here at What’s On, on the other as the heat is not so intense. of the Volvo Ocean Race, the Sailing Arabia hand, don’t see any thing wrong with showing Sinai is worth a visit if you have Tour will be dropping anchor in Oman for two someone how much you care on Valentine’s time – Sharm El Sheikh for the days this month at the Six Sense Zighy Bay. Day (cue sarcastic sigh from the granite-hearted diving, Dahab further north for its It is an excellent opportunity for the sailing doubters). And for those true romantics out extremely chilled vibe. enthusiasts among you to get up close with there, you could do a lot worse than whisking the 15 six-person crews who will be racing that special someone off to Beirut to stay at each other across 1,408km and four countries. the stunning Le Gray. The Valentine’s package Or for those of you looking for a reason to includes a night in an executive suite, breakfast spend a weekend at one of the region’s most and a massage for two for less than Dhs2,000. beautiful resorts.

Go on, splash out, you big charmer, you.

Feb 23 to 25, Zighy Bay, Musandam Peninsula, Feb 10 to 19, Le Gray, Beirut, Lebanon, Dhs1,780.

Oman. Tel: (+968) 26735 555. sixsenses.com Tel: (+961) 1962828. legray.com

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RESTAURANTS Table 9 By Nick And Scott

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TABLE 9 BY NICK AND SCOTT Atmosphere With an upbeat soundtrack (that admittedly needs a bit of fine tuning), video screen and local artworks, T9 is aimed squarely at a younger, trendier crowd than Ramsay's Verre ever was.

Interior Hilton needs to give the lads the go-ahead for a complete overhaul.

Food The reason that T9 tops the Hot List. The most exciting menu being served in Dubai.

Location Hilton Dubai Creek really needs a new bar for preand post-dinner drinks.

Price The seven-course tasting menu is Dhs450.

WHAT’S ON SAYS… We spotted the lads experimenting with some intriguing tech recently – a smoke gun and an anti-griddle.

Hilton Dubai Creek, Dubai, Sun to Fri 7pm to midnight. Tel: (04) 2271131. hilton.com

Indego By Vineet

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LA PETITE MAISON ZUMA Atmosphere LPM has the best buzz in town, and you can expect to see everyone from sheikhs to off-duty journos (us) dining there.

Interior A long cocktail bar, open kitchen, perfect lighting and well spaced tables.

Just right.

Food Order beef, lamb, fish or veg – anything you like – LPM has never let us down. The wine list is superb, too.

Location DIFC. The centre of Dubai and the centre of the city's food scene.

Price It's not cheap, but that's to be expected for such high quality produce.

Dhs1,000 should be able to cover a meal for two.

WHAT’S ON SAYS… If you don't like LPM, well, we're not saying you have no taste, but...

DIFC, Gate Village 8, Dubai, Sun to Fri noon to 2.30pm and 7pm to 11pm. Tel: (04) 4390505. lpmdubai.ae

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Atmosphere The upstairs bar is as busy on a Wednesday night as at the weekend.

And it's always worth booking for the restaurant.

Interior Understated dining room downstairs, sultry lounge/bar upstairs.

Food Ask what's new on Chef Refai Bin Othman's menu. The kitchen often adds new dishes, and is more inventive than most big brands.

Location DIFC. Not far from its sister restaurant, LPM. Price If you haven't spent Dhs1,000 on a meal for two, you haven't done the menu, or the wine list, justice.

WHAT’S ON SAYS… Zuma. We have never left disappointed.

Building 6, DIFC, Sat to Thurs 12.30pm to 3pm, Sat to Wed 7pm to midnight, Thurs and Fri 7pm to 1am. Tel: (04) 4255660. zumarestaurant.com

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Atmosphere The Rivington Grill is the kind of place you find yourself returning to again and again. And you're not the only one.

Atmosphere Indego has never been heaving when we've dined there, but it never feels empty, either.

RIVINGTON GRILL INDEGO BY VINEET

Interior Forget the interior, at this time of year it is all about the terrace – especially for the Saturday roast.

Food We always go for at least one of the daily specials.

And you can't go wrong with the beef and Yorkshire salad to start.

Location The Riv has a cracking view of The Dubai Fountain, if you like that kind of thing.

Price Two can dine for less than Dhs500 without drinks, depending on what they order, of course.

Interior Make sure you go outside and check out the terrace. It's lovely at this time of year.

Food Dubai boasts some of the best Indian food outside of India, but Indego has the most inventive kitchen in the city thanks to celeb patron Vineet Bhatia.

Location Pop to Toro Toro just over the road for a cocktail after dinner.

Price Dhs900 for two should just about cover it.

WHAT’S ON SAYS… Good food that won't break the bank in one of Dubai's most pleasant locations. Spot on.

Souk Al Bahar, Level 3, Old Town, Dubai, noon to 7pm. Tel: (04) 4230903. rivingtongrill.ae

WHAT’S ON SAYS… We know your trusty takeaway is good and gives you change of Dhs100, but if you haven't been to Indego, it's worth splashing out.

Grosvenor House, Dubai Marina, Dubai, Sun to Thurs 7.30pm to 11pm. Tel: (04) 3176000. grosvenorhousedubai.com

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Reflets Par Pierre Gagnaire

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Atmosphere Book a table for around 8pm, but beware the pumping tunes that come on around 10pm.

Atmosphere Not as busy as the more centrally located LPM, but still offering a nice buzz.

Atmosphere The hush at Reflets is the reverential silence of the diners, not a sign of failure.

Interior Descending into the subterranean dimness one immediately feels the urge to order a dirty martini. A sexy environment in which to enjoy some sexy food.

Interior The open kitchen and high, vaulted ceiling make for a striking restaurant. But you should book a table on the terrace at this time of year.

Interior With purple chandeliers and purple carpet, Reflets treads a fine line between camp and regal.

Food The food at Okku gives Zuma a run for its money. Order the duck salad, baked king crab legs and veal short rib.

Food From February 6 to 10, Traiteur will host Argentinean chef Federico Heinzmann (see Location On its own private floor p54 for full details). at the InterCon DFC. Where else would a Location three-starred chef put Visit The Terrace for prehis restaurant? and post-dinner drinks.

OKKU

Location One Sheikh Zayed Road.

An address that will never get old.

Price Dhs800 would buy a substantial meal for two. Cheaper than the competition.

WHAT’S ON SAYS… Okku has upped its game. Watch out, Zuma.

The Monarch Dubai Hotel, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai. Tel: (04) 5018777. okkudubai.com

Price Dhs375 for the fourcourse set menu or Dhs650 for two a la carte.

WHAT’S ON SAYS… Order What's On Chef Of The Year Franck Detrait's pumpkin and truffle risotto.

Park Hyatt Dubai, Deira, Dubai, Sun to Fri 7pm to midnight. Tel: (04) 3172222. dubai.park.hyatt.com

HOT ON THE HEELS 11. Rhodes Twenty10, Le Royal Méridien 12. Asado – The Old Town, The Palace 13. The Ivy, Emirates Towers 14. Rhodes Mezzanine, Grosvenor House Dubai 15. Hakkasan, Emirates Towers

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Food Order as much food as you can manage.

Whether you like the taste or not, every dish is as exciting as the last.

Price Lunch is Dhs180, or Dhs390 with wine pairings on Friday. Dinner is upward of Dhs1,000.

WHAT’S ON SAYS… Michelin quality in Dubai.

InterContinental Dubai Festival City, Dubai, 7pm to 1am. Tel: (04) 7011128. ichotelsgroup.com

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Atmosphere Opening up a bar/ restaurant directly opposite king of the concept Zuma was dangerous. The risk seems to be paying off so far.

Interior There’s rather a lot of cowhide, but it works.

Food Order the rib-eye and ask sommelier Marina Diaz for a wine pairing.

Location DIFC, squaring up to Zuma with Latin bravado.

Price You could dine for less than Dhs650 for two without drinks, making it one of DIFC’s cheaper options.

WHAT’S ON SAYS… Ask about the wines and make sure you are taken to the wine room for a tasting.

Podium Level, Gate Village 5, DIFC, Dubai, Mon to Sun 11.30am to 11.30pm. Tel: (04) 4227898. gauchorestaurants.co.uk

TORO TORO

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Atmosphere Marina residents seem to have embraced Toro Toro as their own. It's pretty popular – especially at the weekend.

Interior Two giant floors, offering something for everybody – from excellent food to late night cocktails.

Food Go for the small plates. We enjoyed the swordfish causa limeña.

Location Grosvenor House Tower Two is still new and exciting.

Price Make sure you have at least Dhs1,000 in your wallet if you’re paying for a pair.

WHAT’S ON SAYS… The best time to dine is around 9.30pm weekdays or weekends.

Grosvenor House Dubai, Dubai Marina, Dubai, Sat to Wed 7pm to 2am, Thurs and Fri 7pm to 3am. Tel: (04) 3176000. grosvenorhousedubai.com

RHODES TWENTY10

Le Royal Méridien is not the most contemporary hotel in Dubai Marina, but once you’re satting at your table in our celebrity columnist’s Rhodes Twenty10

it won’t matter a jot where the restaurant is located. The grill menu has all the classics, from fish ‘n’ chips to steak, and the kitchen is always reliable. Make sure

you try the cocktails.

Le Royal Méridien Beach Resort & Spa, Dubai, 7pm to midnight.

Tel: (04) 3995555. garyrhodes.com

Thank you for voting Hakkasan at Emirates Palace, Abu Dhabi as Best Restaurant of the Year and Best Far Eastern Restaurant

Hakkasan Abu Dhabi Emirates Palace Reservations + 971 (0) 2-690- 7999 www.hakkasan.com

THE HOT LIST

BARS

ZUMA

Jetty Lounge

Barasti

Zuma

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Atmosphere Cooler than a penguin wearing Ray Bans, with chic décor, charming staff and seriously stylish clientele. This isn’t the place for flipflops and a dirty T. Location Zuma keeps DIFC’s finest well fed and watered. A number of hangouts in its ‘hood would do bad things to have its customers.

Best For Mingling until 2am in high style. And don't leave without trying the Clover Club cocktail.

Price Drinks aren’t cheap but the quality is sky high.

Treat yourself to some bar snacks, too. The rock shrimp are incredible.

360°

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Atmosphere One of Dubai’s most iconic bars, 360° is famed for its party atmosphere, Friday guest list and soulful Saturdays.

Location Surrounded by the Arabian Gulf, the views are spectacular and guaranteed to knock your socks off. We're pretty sure that James Bond would hang out here.

Best For Some of the best music the city has to offer, from visiting DJs to local talent, with the MustHaveSoul boys leading the charge.

The finest for beverages and bites

BARASTI

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Atmosphere We prefer Barasti for a weekend lunch or Saturday evening drink, when the hordes are elsewhere – Friday nights there can be scary…

Location It’s a Dubai institution for its prime beachfront location, split-level bars and proximity to the Marina.

Best For It’s full of familiar faces, so make sure you’re feeling sociable. The fish‘n’chips are well worth ordering.

Price It's pretty pricey, but you get what you pay for and it's buy one get one free on Tuesdays.

Price Stick with beers and you'll be ok. The food is well-priced and delish, too. Especially the fish'n'chips.

WHAT’S ON SAYS...

Brahms & Co are in town until Feb 4th so if you like jazzy lounge beats now is the time to go.

WHAT’S ON SAYS...

Catch What's On editor DJ ME spinning whatever takes his fancy on February 11th.

WHAT’S ON SAYS...

With flash-mobs, live music and giveaways, it's all happening at Barasti at the moment.

Building 6, DIFC, Dubai, Fri to Wed noon to 2am, Thurs noon to 3am.

Tel: (04) 4255660. zumarestaurant.com

Jumeirah Beach Hotel, Al Sufouh, Dubai, Sun to Thurs 5pm to 2am, Fri and Sat 4pm to 2am.

Tel: (04) 4068744. jumeirah.com

Le Méridien Mina Seyahi Resort & Spa, Dubai Marina, Dubai, 11am to 2am. Tel: (04) 3993333. lemeridienseyahi.com

JETTY LOUNGE

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Atmosphere A lovely spot for postbrunch drinks, Jetty is sophisticated, chilled out and the ultimate in beach chic.

Location Right on the beach at the original One&Only.

It’s a dreamy spot, complete with light-up seats and a very cool blue bar inside.

Best For Sundowners, predinner drinks, romantic evenings, nights out en masse. Pretty much everything.

Price On the expensive side of things – even the snacks will raise eyebrows. A Pimms will set you back Dhs45, which is pretty brutal.

Stick to vino.

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A truly impressive spot for wowing out-oftowners.

One&Only Royal Mirage, Al Sufouh, Dubai, 2pm to late. Tel: (04) 3999999. oneandonlyresorts.com

MAHIKI

5

Atmosphere Lively. Very. Despite opening at 6pm, the party doesn't get started until around 11pm.

Location It's at Jumeirah Beach Hotel, but has its own entrance so you don't need to stumble out into the bright lights of the lobby.

Best For A party. The infamous treasure chests full of cocktails, cheesy tunes and good-time crowd guaranteeing sore feet and a sore head the next day.

Price It's pretty steep, but the cocktails are delicious, the bar staff a delight and there are free drinks from 9pm to midnight for ladies on Tuesdays.

See you there.

WHAT’S ON SAYS...

It's a Tiki heaven packed with pretty people spending big. You'll have a good time.

Jumeirah Beach Hotel, Al Sufouh, Dubai, 6pm to 3am. Tel: (04) 380773. mahiki.ae

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McGettigan’s

At.Mosphere

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Atmosphere Packed. As more people move into JLT, McG’s just gains in popularity. And it’s a good crowd, too.

Atmosphere Loca is unpretentious without being scruffy, which is a rare and welcome achievement in Dubai.

Location Situated at the Bonnington, it has its own entrance so you don’t need to leave via the hotel. Always difficult after a night on the Guinness.

Best For The outdoor patio plays host to live music and visiting comedians, and there’s a quiz night.

Plenty going on.

Price Seriously hefty portions of good food at decent prices, and the drinks bill won’t make you wince, either.

WHAT’S ON SAYS...

McGettigan’s received the gong for favourite pub grub at this year’s awards. Well deserved.

Bonnington Hotel, JLT, Dubai, 12.30pm to 3am. Tel: (04) 3560470. bonningtontower.com

Location It loses points for not being on a beach, but then it wouldn’t have that industrial charm, now would it?

Best For Loca is ideal for group nights out when you can dominate a long table, but couples might get jostled about a bit.

You can top up on some good Mexican grub, too.

Price Average, but don’t get carried away with the ‘serve yourself’ beer taps dotted around.

Enjoy now, pay later...

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A genuinely cool bar in an unexpected spot, with the tunes to match.

Dubai Marine Beach Resort & Spa, Beach Road, Jumeirah, Dubai, noon to 2am.

Tel: (04) 3461111. dxbmarine.com

HOT ON THE HEELS 11. West Beach Bistro, Movenpick 12. Left Bank, Souk Al Bahar 13. Neos, The Address Downtown Dubai 14. Armani/Prive, Armani Hotel 15. Oeno, The Westin

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Caramel

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BELGIAN BEER CAFÉ

Atmosphere Consistently busy, with steaming pots of mussels. The buzzy pub feel is exactly what you'd hope for in a European-style drinking hole.

Location One of the first dining and drinking spots in DFC, there’s a good choice of establishments nearby like the busy Hard Rock.

Best For The view of the skyline, a cold drink and some moules frites and your worries will melt away.

Price There are drink and dinner deals through the week, but it can be on the expensive side.

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We love its Grand Millennium outpost and can't wait for the new Madinat bar. Happy Belgian times indeed.

Crowne Plaza Dubai, Dubai Festival City, Dubai, 7.30pm to midnight.

Tel: (04) 7012222. intercontinental.com

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Atmosphere This is the highest bar in the world, so expect some well-heeled lounge lizards. This place is particularly rammed on Wednesdays.

Location On the 122nd floor of the world’s tallest building. It doesn’t get much more glam than that. Warning – not ideal for vertigo sufferers.

Best For Taking guests for sundowners or to impress a date. The views over Old Town are simply staggering.

Price Grit your teeth, the bill will be a shocker.

Ladies enjoy two free glasses of bubbly on Wednesdays, though.

WHAT’S ON SAYS...

Celebs often stop by, so keep your autograph book handy. And a bank loan.

Burj Khalifa, Downtown, Dubai, noon to 1am.

Tel: (04) 8883828. atmosphereburjkhalifa.com

CARAMEL

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Atmosphere It’s a slick crowd, with DIFC types heading for a much-needed postoffice drink. Fridays are a bit quieter, though.

Location Another jewel in DIFC’s crown, Caramel is the quiet hangout to Zuma’s crazy night out.

Best For Great for a date, the lights are low, the food is good (try the mini burgers) and it’s not too uptight.

Price The smell of truffles in the air should remind you that it’s pricey, but that goes with the territory in this part of town.

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The terrace at the back is the place to be, so plan ahead and remember to book a table or you’ll have no hope of a seat.

Building 3, DIFC, Dubai, 7pm to midnight.

Tel: (04) 4256677. carameldubai.com

LEFT BANK

It may share the name of the waterside bar at the Madinat, but the Souk al Bahar outpost of Left Bank is decidedly more glam. High booths,

rich fabrics and dark corners make for an atmospheric night out, and the food (we love the cheese platter) makes it a great choice for dinner and drinks, or

drinks that turn into a late night feast. It’s pretty pricey, but we keep going back.

Souk al Bahar, Old Town, Dubai, 6pm to 2am.

Tel: (04) 3684501

AuThenTic GRills. AsiAn insPiRATiOn The Park Bar & Grill features an array of charcoal-grilled meats, seafood and a selection of Asian inspired dishes, all prepared in a residential and intimate setting around a large theatre-style kitchen.

Open daily from 7 pm to 12 midnight Reservations 02 407 1138 or restaurants.abudhabi@hyatt.com The trademarks HYATT™, PARK HYATT™ and related marks are trademarks of Hyatt Hotels Corporation. ©2012 Hyatt Hotels Corporation. All rights reserved.

THE HOT LIST

BRUNCHES Traiteur

TRAITEUR

Al Qasr

Zuma

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Atmosphere Busy but not packed, smart but not glamorous – Friday glides along with elegance and grace.

Food Exactly what you would expect and more from such a stylish restaurant: oysters, alfresco spit roasts, lobster, eggs benedict and smoked salmon.

Location With Dubai still enjoying the best weather of the year, there are few better places to spend a Friday than on the open terrace.

Best for Living the good life. The wonderful spread of food is best accompanied by your best mates and an elegant dress sense.

Price Dhs375 without booze, Dhs450 with wine and beer, Dhs595 with bubbly and Dhs1,998 for showoffs who require a limo pick-up.

WHAT’S ON SAYS...

The winter sees Traiteur at its very best.

Park Hyatt Dubai, Deira, Dubai, noon to 4pm.

Tel: (04) 3172222. dubai.park.hyatt.com

ZUMA

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Atmosphere Zuma should give lessons in how to perfectly balance a packed reservations book with good food and excellent service.

Food Help yourself to plenty of freshly prepared sushi and sashimi, but not too much, as there’s a top selection of hot dishes from the à la carte menu too.

Location Its DIFC location makes it easy to access, and from there Dubai is your oyster.

Best for Enjoying food the way it’s meant to be eaten – with friends.

Price Kitsu (no alcohol) Dhs315, Kowaku Dhs425 (with alcohol) and Kyasha (with champers) Dhs550.

WHAT’S ON SAYS...

You could do worse when it comes to Japanese food, but you’re unlikely to do any better.

Building 6, DIFC, Dubai, 12.30pm to 4pm.

Tel: (04) 4255660. zumarestaurant.com

Our pick of the brunch bunch

AL QASR

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Atmosphere A juggernaut, filled with everyone from party goers and families to holidaymakers.

Food You’re looking for something specific; you’ll likely find it here.

There's a vast range of food on offer.

Location Not obvious for those not in the know, but its reputation as the biggest hitter of Dubai’s heavyweights makes sure it doesn’t suffer.

Best for Merging social groups.

Meat-eaters, vegetarians, liquid-lunchers: this is where they all should meet.

Price With a hefty price tag of Dhs525, Al Qasr sadly struggles to make it on to the regular brunch roster.

WHAT’S ON SAYS...

It’s big for a reason.

Al Qasr, Madinat Jumeirah, Al Qasr, Al Sufouh, Dubai, 12.30pm to 4pm. Tel: (04) 3666730. jumeirah.com

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THE GRAND GRILL BICE MARE Atmosphere Renowned for its party atmosphere – if you’ve got something to celebrate, then book a big table at the Grand Grill.

Food Buckets of beer, plates piled high with meat, plus various sides and salads.

Location For Marina dwellers it is easy to get to. For those from further afield, there are plenty of postbrunch options.

Best for Impromptu singing and dancing with the everfriendly waiting staff.

Price An excellently priced brunch at Dhs295 with alcohol, or Dhs225 without.

WHAT’S ON SAYS...

Not ideal for a romantic meal for two, but come on – it’s a brunch.

Habtoor Grand Resort & Spa, Lobby level, Dubai Marina, Dubai, 12.30pm to 4pm. Tel: (04) 3994221. thegrandgrill.com

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Atmosphere The airy balcony ensures it is a fresh and peaceful way of spending the afternoon.

Food Menus are optional here – the chefs prefer to ask you what you are after and then create a bespoke meal for you.

These guys know what they are doing.

Location Any closer to The Dubai Fountain and you'd need a wetsuit.

Best for The homely Italian tradition of sharing large plates of pasta and seafood with family and friends.

Price Dhs295 without alcohol, Dhs395 with house beverages.

WHAT’S ON SAYS...

A wonderful personal touch from chefs who treat you as a guest, not a customer.

Souk Al Bahar, Downtown, Dubai, 12.30pm to 3.30pm. Tel: (04) 4239082. bicemare.com

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Armani/ Peck

Thai Kitchen

The Ivy

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Atmosphere Elegant dining without the pretence. The flexible, all day, three-hour time slot is an excellent addition.

Food A selection of antipasti, dedicated charcuterie room, cheeses, a la carte menu and carving station.

So you’ll be well fed.

Location Located inside the tallest building on Earth, with a view overlooking the fountains. Not too shabby.

Best for Taking your time. There is plenty of food, and no rush to get through it.

Price Dhs240 without alcohol, Dhs340 with house beverages and Dhs550 with premium beverages.

WHAT’S ON SAYS...

Excellent ingredients and a great deal of care have gone into making this a very enjoyable brunch.

Armani Hotel Dubai, Downtown, Dubai, noon to 11pm. Tel: (04) 8883888. dubai.armanihotels.com

PICNIC BRUNCH

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DUBAI POLO & EQUESTRIAN CLUB THAI KITCHEN

Atmosphere Held on a Saturday, the Picnic Brunch is a lovely way to while away an afternoon.

Atmosphere Brunchers are seated in the "outdoor" area nearest the mall, which creates a buzz.

Atmosphere The high life indeed, but polo enthusiasts can (and do) make some noise from the terrace.

Atmosphere It’s a mellow affair at Thai Kitchen. Perfect for filling a lazy Friday afternoon.

Food Our pick has to be the buffet’s ribs; well, that and the delightful coma-inducing dessert selection.

Food We’re big fans of an a la carte brunch. Choose your favourite from a list of traditional British cuisine. Keep some space for apple pie with custard for dessert.

Food A huge room full of starters and puds, lovely roast meats down the corridor and a live cooking station outside.

Food An a la carte and table service – just like at dinner, but it’s all you can eat.

Location Excellent views of the golf course make it easy to forget about all the sand.

Best for Right now. The weather is perfect and this month it is in prime position for the Dubai International Jazz Festival.

Price Dhs225 without alcohol, Dhs395 with house beverages.

Location Do not let the fact that The Ivy is based in a mall affect your decision about whether to visit or not.

Best for A long lunch with a couple of close friends and a good wine.

Price Dhs275 with a welcome cocktail.

WHAT’S ON SAYS...

Enjoy the sun, lounge out on a picnic blanket, and eat more than your fair share.

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An 11am start would be nice, so one had an hour to read the papers, and enjoy a coffee or two.

Al Badia Golf Club, Dubai Festival City, Dubai, noon to 4pm. Tel: (04) 701127. albadiagolfclub.ae

Emirates Towers, The Boulevard, Dubai, noon to 4pm. Tel: (04) 3198767. theivy.ae

HOT ON THE HEELS 11 Belgian Beer Café, Crowne Plaza Festival City 12 JazzSumptuous, Ibn Battuta Gate Hotel 13 Toshi, Grand Millenium, Tecom 14 The Observatory, Marriot Harbour Hotel 15 Anise, InterContinental Dubai Festival City

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Location Extremely picturesque, with the polo field mere feet away for some postbrunch entertainment.

Best for A sophisticated spot for a brunch. There is plenty of entertainment for the young ones as well.

Price Dhs199 (including soft drinks), Dhs275 with selected drinks and Dhs399 with drinks and half a bottle of bubbly.

WHAT’S ON SAYS...

The polo afterwards is an excellent perk.

Dubai Polo & Equestrian Club, Arabian Ranches, Dubai, noon to 3pm.

Tel: (04) 3618111. poloclubdubai.com

Location The Park Hyatt Dubai is always worth a trip. And being on the doorstep of Deira, there are plenty of bars in the vicinity for afterwards, too.

Best for Those in the mood to take things a bit slower.

Price Dhs245, making it one of the best value brunches in Dubai.

WHAT’S ON SAYS...

If you are looking for a tranquil bargain brunch, then call off the search.

This is it.

Park Hyatt Dubai, Deira, Dubai, noon to 4pm.

Tel: (04) 3172222. dubai.park.hyatt.com

BELGIAN BEER CAFÉ

Our favourite Belgian watering hole has a solid triedand-trusted brunch.

Good a la carte dining with a cold cut buffet as backup.

One of the most

competitive prices in town ensures that we keep going back. And the BBC’s new flagship branch opens in the Madinat this month, so expect

this brunch to find its way back into the top ten in the future.

Crowne Plaza Dubai Festival City, Dubai, 1pm to 4pm.

Tel: (04) 7011128. ichotelsgroup.com

THE HOT LIST

SPAS

SensAsia Express

SENSASIA EXPRESS

Amara Spa

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Therapists Friendly, efficient and well trained to the high SensAsia standards.

Menu A winning combination of big brand names, shorter treatments and cheaper prices.

The Spa The sassier younger sister to the other branches, this spa is pared down with everything you need in your small but perfectly formed treatment room. Don’t worry though – you still get the ginger tea.

Price Very reasonable indeed at Dhs155 for a back, neck and shoulder massage, mini-facials costing Dhs60 and Dhs225 for a body wrap.

WHAT’S ON SAYS...

We love the storytelling graphics on the treatment room walls.

Mall Of The Emirates, Al Barsha, Dubai, Sun to Wed 10am to 10pm, Thur to Sat 10am to midnight.

Tel: (04) 3549228. sensasiaspas.com

AMARA SPA

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The daddies of the health and leisure scene

One&Only Spa

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B/ATTITUDE

Therapists Experienced and courteous, many of the therapists have been at Amara for years, and have their own loyal following.

Therapists The therapists are well informed, charming and keen to explain everything you need to know. Some of the best in Dubai.

Therapists Knowledgeable and intuitive, staff will put you at ease whether you’re a first-timer or seasoned spa-goer.

Therapists Quiet, courteous and just the ticket if you need a soothing afternoon of expert pampering.

Menu There’s a stunning pool (and suitably tasty poolside dishes) and rituals are grouped by theme to ensure a wonderfully relaxing spa day.

Menu Everything from effective medi-pedis

by Bastien Gonzalez to day-long rituals for two from ESPA.

Menu The vast treatment menu features Tibetan treatments, facials, scrubs, wraps, foot treatments, traditional and signature massages and hammam rituals.

Menu Packed with Natura Bissé products, luxurious rituals and a special gents’ menu, with rituals designed to help you relax, reenergise and more.

The Spa Check out the five hammam pools ranging in temperature from 18˚C to 38˚C.

The Spa This spa is a rabbit's warren of treatment rooms and lounges.

The changing rooms are stocked with Aromatherapy Associates goodies.

The Spa From the outdoor showers to the music menu, Amara is gorgeous. It is especially good for couples, with romantic VIP suites.

Price It is not cheap, but there are usually monthly offers that take the sting out. We reckon the quality of products, spa and therapists are worth it.

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If you value luxury, this is the spa for you. Divine.

Park Hyatt Dubai, Deira, Dubai, 9am to 10pm.

Tel: (04) 6021234. dubai. park.hyatt.com

The Spa Sumptuous treatment rooms with gorgeous terracotta, wood and turquoise, and a VIP area for couples to complete the experience.

Price Surprisingly reasonable for shorter treatments, ranging up to the big bucks for day-long rituals.

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A fab choice for a full spa day; the journey up The Palm makes it feel like a holiday.

One&Only The Palm, The Palm, Dubai, 10am to 9pm. Tel: (04) 4401010. thepalm. oneandonlyresorts.com

Price The bespoke Intuitive massage is Dhs420 for 60 minutes or Dhs540 for 90 minutes. Tailored to your specified needs, it’s one of the best we’ve had.

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Remember your swimmers and make time for the hammam pools.

Grosvenor House Dubai, Tower Two, Dubai Marina, Dubai, 9.15am to 10pm.

Tel: (04) 3998888. grosvenorhouse-dubai. com

THE SPA

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Price Mid-price, but with high-quality products and well-trained therapists on hand, the bill is justified.

WHAT’S ON SAYS...

Check out our review of the Valentine's Day treatment on page 78.

The Address Dubai Marina, Dubai Marina, Dubai, 9am to 9pm.

Tel: (04) 4367777. theaddress.com

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The Spa

AHASEES SPA

Talise Spa

The Spa

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Therapists Really impressive; our therapist was super sweet, very proficient and clearly loved her job.

Menu Some nice Middle Eastern-inspired treatments, plus rituals and even specials for brides and grooms.

The Spa Brand new and seriously stunning, make sure you have time for a soak in the Jacuzzi, which is surrounded by fresh orchids and complete with changing colourful lights. Blissful.

Price An hour-long massage or facial will set you back around Dhs450, while a three-hour ritual costs a reasonable Dhs1,200.

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There's a pool and great facilities there are making it perfect for a spa day.

Grand Hyatt Dubai, Oud Metha, Dubai, 9am to 10pm. Tel: (04) 3171234. dubai.grand.hyatt.com

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SISTERS BEAUTY LOUNGE

THE SPA

Therapists Our eyebrow expert, Lily, is one of the most professional and efficient waxers in town, and her colleagues are equally superb.

Therapists Superbly trained therapists are on hand to guide you through the vast spa on your journey from reception to relaxation.

Menu There's a focus on nails, threading and facials, with Dermalogica products, the famous UMO gold facial and hairstyling all on offer.

Menu Tired? Then it's best to try out the highly recommended jet lag treatment. If you’re looking for something else, there’s a separate menu for ladies and gents.

The Spa More of a salon than a spa, the branches of Sisters are modern, bright and friendly.

There's also a branch in The Dubai Mall.

Price It's a neighbourhood spot, with manicures for Dhs70, eyebrow shaping for Dhs30 and a full body massage for Dhs275.

WHAT’S ON SAYS...

Take our lead, we have them on speed dial.

The Village Mall, Beach Road, Jumeirah, Dubai, 9am to 9pm.

Tel: (04) 3420787. sistersbeautylounge.com

HOT ON THE HEELS 11. Banyan Tree Spa, Banyan Tree Al Wadi 12. Armani/Spa, Armani Hotel 13. Lime Spa, Desert Palm 14. ShuiQi Spa & Fitness, Atlantis The Palm 15. Mandara Spa, The Monarch

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The Spa Only minutes away from the stress of the Dubai Mall, this shrine is a tranquil haven for shoppers.

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Therapists Be prepared for the therapists to whisk you away from the daily grind into a cocoon of comfort.

Menu You won’t be spoilt for choice here, but there are still a decent selection of rituals for lengthy pampering.

The Spa High-quality spa real estate – the relaxation rooms overlook the lakes at the base of Burj Khalifa.

Price It may seem pricey, but you’ll get your money’s worth by enjoying the relaxation and steam areas.

Price The regular offers will take the sting out and save you some money for the mall.

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Make sure you leave time for relaxing in the lounge afterwards.

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If you have a free day to hang around the Downtown area, then this is a lovely spot to relax in before dinner at Asado.

The Address Dubai Mall, Old Town, Dubai, 10am to 10pm. Tel: (04) 4388888. theaddress.com

The Palace, Old Town, Dubai, 9am to 10pm.

Tel: (04) 4287888. theaddress.com

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Therapists Jam-packed with experts; there’s a mix of nationalities and specialities, from massage therapists to a GP. Menu In addition to a vast spa menu, Talise also has some other cards up its sleeve, including a naturopath, life coaching and medical testing.

The Spa A lovely setting, with treatment rooms tucked away among leafy pathways, and a private pool for spa-goers.

Price Not bad for such a high-end establishment.

The 80-minute Royal Hammam costs a fair Dhs450.

WHAT’S ON SAYS...

Broken those resolutions already? These guys will get you back on track.

Al Qasr, Al Sufouh, Dubai, 9am to 10pm.

Tel: (04) 3666681. jumeirah.com/talise

ARMANI/SPA

As you’d expect, the spa in the Armani Hotel is pretty darn sleek. More suited to travelling business types than those looking for a lazy spa day. You choose a

time slot rather than a specific massage, and the therapist helps determine which treatment is best for you – ideal if you’re a bit indecisive.

Expect chic dressing

gowns, grey slate and a little taste of the Armani lifestyle.

Armani Hotel Dubai, Burj Khalifa, Dubai, 9am to 9pm. Tel: (04) 8883888. dubai. armanihotels.com

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BACKCHAT

WITH CATBOY

For our man on the radio, life begins at 40. Literally

I

’ve recently discovered that there are two unique groups of people on earth. Groups that are so clearly defined that, no matter how hard we try, the two will never really understand each other.

It’s not men and women. It’s not blacks and whites. It’s not the religious and atheists. It’s not the rich and the poor. It’s people who don’t have children and people who do.

For 40 years I was one of the former. Blissfully unaware that

life could be any other way. Yes, I knew the other existed. It’s hard to catch planes, walk around malls or try to enjoy a PG film without fully acknowledging that the world is full of rude, loud, selfish brats who are unaware of such essential life skills as volume control, discipline and the restraint of bodily functions.

What I didn’t know about was the switch inside every human being’s head that changes all of this.

I found out about my switch

last year, at ten o’clock in the morning on November 25. My 40th birthday. The benchmark in many people’s lives that can lead to depression, crisis and grey hair. That’s when my wife thought would be the most opportune time to disappear into the bathroom, come downstairs two minutes later to show me a little plastic stick with two blue lines and a faint aroma of Sugar Puffs that would change my life forever.

I don’t know what the first thought of other men in that situation has been. I guess many have decided to go with self-preservation and feign happiness, before going out in the car, parking up and staring out into nothingness, wondering, “what have I done?”

I didn’t have that. It wasn’t something I’d planned, but it was quite simply the most amazing bit of news I’ve ever received.

Now, depending on where your switch is set, you’ll take that in one of two ways. I know that because I’ve seen people’s reactions to our pregnancy. The child-free dish out the obligatory congratulations, but their eyes say “please don’t drag this conversation out any longer than you have to”, whereas parents, especially new ones, will talk ad infinitum about every aspect.

Here’s the strangest thing.

I absolutely detested these conversations a few months ago, even if I wasn’t involved. I was brutally honest to people about my feelings towards kids, so they’d know not to make me hold them or, perish the thought, play with them.

Now I’m like Keanu Reeves being plugged into The Matrix.

However, instead of learning mixed martial arts and the languages of the world, I’m soaking up advice on the three million varieties of pushchairs available and why it’s necessary to have each one.

As I finish off this page, I know for a fact that, had someone else penned it and I’d read it anytime before ‘switch day’, I’d be shaking my head, murmuring profanities and skipping back to the brunch section. So for anyone like that, apologies. Normal, grumpy, whiny service will resume in March.

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