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LAUGH OUT LOUD | Seriously funny retarded dog
from July 2020
Still, I gave her the benefit of the doubt and assumed that she just enjoyed being under there and could get out if she wanted to. I added an extra couple points to her tally for faith’s sake.
After flagrantly failing three more tests, it came down to the final trial.
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If she could score five out of five possible points on this section of the test, she could bump herself out of the bottom category into “below average.”
First, I had to make her sit, which was a test in and of itself. Then I was supposed to show her a biscuit, let her sniff it, then - after making sure she was watching - place the biscuit on the ground and put a plastic cup over it. If she knocked over the cup to get the biscuit within a certain amount of time, she’d pass the test.
I put the biscuit under the cup and started the timer. My dog ran over to the cup and sniffed it. She walked around it once and then looked up at me like I was some sort of wizard. I pointed to the cup.
I knew it was cheating, but I wanted to help my dog pass her test.
After five minutes of watching my dog aimlessly tear around the house, I finally accepted that she was not going to pass any part of the test and yes, she was most likely mentally challenged. But damn it, I was not going to let my poor, retarded dog feel like she failed.
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