Mills to Incorporate Military Style Training In PE Unit

the world, and is the main focus of Operation SL: to give every first and second year student full-on BUDs training instead of the basic physical education. How this will work in terms of integrating it into the school system, is fairly simple according to Mr. Moss. The students will now be required to arrive on Campus first thing at 5 o’clock in the morning, and are required to do a 3 hour warm-up before their actual school hours start. Once school starts, their PE classes, whether at 1st or 2nd period, will contain the newly incorporated BUDs training which includes obstacle courses, breathing exercises (most being underwater using the on-campus swimming pool), and even being under the pressure of gunfire and sounds of war. Many of the teachers approve of this new integration as they believe it will finally stop students from being “undisciplined little gremlins” on campus.

However, some teachers do happen to believe that this project is too dangerous for some students. Many teachers are claiming that “the students will be more tired than our already exhausted student athletes,” and that the school board is insane for going through with the operation. In response, Mr. Moss has re- sponded to the allegations with, “it is expected that there will be some casualties. But we don’t teach natural selection for nothing.” The interview ended up being leaked online going viral in a matter of minutes, and now parents have also joined the protest by not allowing their kids to arrive on campus until the designated school hours occur or just straight up keeping them home. Mr. Moss once again stated, “Natural selection at its finest. Only the strong survive. They learn about it all the time in school. It’s time they apply it.” In hopes of creating a small number of Super Students, there have so far been no changes of heart in the school board and it is said that Operation SL will start a week after the treaty had officially been signed. “It would have started as soon as the day it had been agreed upon had the large amount of military equipment needed not taken so long to arrive,” said Ms. Mughannam. In response, a large majority of the Mills parents and students have agreed that it is just military propaganda for recruitment purposes. Whether or not each side is correct, Mills is now officially training with military tactics in play. All the equipment needed is expected to arrive by the next school year.

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Brendan

Phimsoutham Staff Writer exercise designed

As of April 1st, 2023 staff of the Mills High School Athletic department had a confidential meeting with United States Military officials at a blacksite somewhere in the Ap- palachian Mountains. The meeting concluded with PE teacher Mrs. Mughannam in charge of a new project known as “Operation Superior Learner,” which in an interview was stated to be the process of molding our students into the most “physically elite of all high schools.”

In terms of Physical Education, Mills High School has always been burn the biceps, give splinters, promote teamwork, and get sunburned. an on and off season for their athletic department. So much so that PE teacher Mrs. Mughannam has felt the need to finally bring the school board the idea of incorporating far more disciplined tactics into training students. The United States Navy Seals’ “BUDS” training is said to be one of the most brutal and difficult types of physical training in