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Rodeo Mobile Estates

April 2026

Community Newsletter Published by Rodeo Estates Residents’ Association

Resident Volunteers

Newsletter Distribution: MartieWiley Librarian: BevKearney650-888-3028

Membership Committee: MartieWileyandKarinLynn

Social Committee: NormaMilete831-252-6867

Newsletter Editor: SallyGrey831-325-0451

Grey Bears Volunteers: NormaMilete,BruceDavis,CraigMortensen, BobOlden,MiltFields,MariannaSantana,JananneGaver

Health & Safety Committee: MaryBartonandJulieBoudreau

RERA(RodeoEstatesResidents’Association)isanon-profit organizationformedbytheresidentsofRodeoMobileEstatesMobileHome ParkinSoquel,California.Itspurposeistoprovidethecommunitywitha foruminwhichtoshareinformationandsupportwithitsmembers.Its newsletter, The Update,ispublishedmonthlytothatend.

RERA Board of Directors 2026

Karin Lynn, President

Termexpires2026 (831) 234-8044

Geraldine Gail, Treasurer

Termexpires2028 (831) 227-6244

Liz Cass

Termexpires2026 (831) 600-7600

Sally Grey

Termexpires2027 (831) 325-0451

Tom Finlay

Termexpires2028 (408) 921-2068

Martie Wiley Vice President

Termexpires2026 (831) 334-2642

Mary Barton

Termexpires2027 (831) 247-6420

Kathy Hatfield

Termexpires2027 (831) 431-3587

Minutes of RERA Board of Directors' Meeting

DATE:March4,2026

STARTTIME:5:00P.M.

ROLL CALL

KarinLynn,President P MartieWiley,VP P GeraldineGail,Treasurer P LizCass EA

SallyGrey P MaryBarton P TomFinlay P KathyHatfield EA

(P:Present.EA:ExcusedAbsenceA:Absent)

Quorumattained.

Number of Other Residents Attending:3

Treasurer Report

GeriGailreportingforthemonthofFebruary2026.

CheckingAccount:BeginningBalance:$3,012.72

EndingBalance:$2,961.75=Difference:$-50.97**

**$50.97Health&SafetyCommitteeSupplies.

Legal1(MoneyMarketAdvantage)EndingBalance:$10,80.59

InterestIncomeEarned:$15.28

Legal2(1YearCD)EndingBalance:$10,817.56

InterestIncomeEarned:$29.08

SavingsAccount(toholdaccount):$5.29

SallyGreymadeamotiontoacceptthereportaspresented.TomFinlaysecondedthe motion.Motioncarried.

GeripassedoutcopiesoftheFiscalYear2025-26BudgetandActualReport.AsofFebruary 28,2026,expensestodateare$1,565.17.Budgetedexpensesnotyetcompletedtotal$1,014.76. Expensesareunderbudgetby$461.62.

Committee Reports

SocialCommittee:

KarinLynnreportingforNormaMilete

TheRERASocialCommitteewillhosttheSt.Patrick’sDaytakeoutmealonSaturday,March 14,at1:00P.M.Cornedbeefandcabbagewillbeavailableforpick-upfrom1-2.Mealswillbe deliveredbefore1:00P.M.tohomeboundresidents.Thereisasuggested$5donation(butnoone willbeturneddown).Reservationsarerequired.Thesign-upsheetisnowavailableonthe clubhousebulletinboard.LASTDAYTOSIGNUPISMARCH8!

MembershipCommittee

MartieWileyreporting

TheMocktailHappyhourwillreturnonFriday,May15from3-5P.MattheClubhouse!!!

Health&SafetyCommittee

MaryBartonreporting

TheDisasterPreparednessCommitteeformallyrequestedstoragespaceinandkeyaccess totheClubhouseforemergencysupplies.TheClubhouseistheintendedcommandcenterina disaster.RERAiswillingtopurchaseourownusedstoragecabinetforthispurpose.TheRegional ManageratWaterhouseManagementCorporationdeniedourrequest. Weplantoappeal.

Standing Rules

MaryBartonpresentedforreviewandvotingatthenextboardmeeting:

#1:DraftofDutiesofRotatingSecretary

#2:DraftofSourceofNewsletterArticles

Follow-up to Old Business

AsofMarch5,2026,WaterhouseManagementCompanyhasnotyetrespondedtothe letterwehanddeliveredonFebruary5,2026,toBrettDrummond,SantaCruzAreaManager. Our letterrequestedthattheyappropriatelycleanthepropertybehindresidentlotsonthewestside forfiresafetyconcerns.

New Business

TomFindleysuggestedthatasecondmapoftheparkbeputupbytheupperguestparking area. Therehavebeenseveralrecentincidentsofemergencyrespondersbeingunabletoquickly findresidentsbecauseoftheconfusingRodeoGulchParksystemforresidentaddresses.GeriGail agreedtosubmitapetitionformtoWaterhouseManagementmakingthatrequest.

Announcements

SallyGreyaskedaboutthenewTVintheClubhouse.KarinLynnconfirmeditwasan anonymousdonationtoRERAforallresidentstouse. ThistvcanplayDVDsandisattachedto basiccablewithapproximately13channels.

Adjournment

Time: 5:55P.M. Dateofnextmeeting: Wednesday,April1.7:00P.M.

The minutes stand approved March 7, 2026.

Answers Your Questions!

On May 1st, 2026, Check if your Park Manager is Certified!

Manager Training Program: BeginningMay1,2026,thepersonmanagingyour parkhastoknowthelawsthatrelatespecificallytorunningamobilehomeparksince thoserulesarenotthesameastraditionallandlord/tenantlaws.Toofrequentlyapark managercitedarulehemadeuporonethatdidnotapply.ThenewManagerTraining Programislaw!Itaimstoreducecommontenantcomplaintsandimprovepark managementbyensuringmanagersunderstandtheirlegalobligationsandareadheringto thelaw.Itaddressesissuessuchasrenthikes,unfairevictions,emergencyprocedures, improperfees,relevantvehiclecodeprovisions,discrimination,respondingtocomplaints andeffectivecommunicationwithhomeowners.Duringtheinitialyear,managersmust completeat leastsixhoursoftraining,includingcompletionofanonlineexamination. Everytwoyearsthereafter,thetrainingshallconsistofatleasttwohoursfollowedbyan onlineexamination.

HCDhastheauthoritytoenforcecompliancethroughastructuredprocessthat includesacceleratingfinesuptopotentialsuspensionofthepark'sPTOorpermitto operate.AparkthatdoesnothaveavalidPTOcannotcollectrent.

TheProgramissuesacertificateofcompliancetoeachparkmanagerthat successfullycompletesthetrainingoracertificateofexemptionforparkmanagersthat meetanexemptionforthetraining(usuallybecausetheyhavearealestatelicense).The certificatemustbepostedinaconspicuouslocationwithinthepark. So go look! Andif youdonotseeit,callHCDoryourcityiftheyaretheenforcementagencyforyourpark andfindoutwhy. YoucancontactHCDathcd.ca.govor(800)952-8356

Something New From Grey Bears!

Events at Rodeo Mobile Estates

RERA Board Meetings are held the first Wednesday of the month in the Clubhouse unless otherwise indicated. .

. RERABoardMeeting

RERABoardMeeting

MocktailHappyhour

AnnualRERADuesCollection

RERABoardMeeting

RERABoardMeeting

4th ofJulyBBQ

RERABoardMeeting

April1,7:00p.m.

May6,7:00p.m.

May15,3:00–5:00p.m.

April23–28

June10,7:00p.m.

July1,7:00p.m.

July4,12:00p.m.

August5,7:00p.m.

RERABoardMeeting September2,7:00p.m.

NonagenarianCelebration September12at1:00p.m.

RERABoardMeeting

RERABoardMeeting

ThanksgivingPotluck

TreeTrimming

RERABoardMeeting

HolidayBoutique

Common Myths About Hospice

October7,7:00p.m.

November4,5:00p.m.

November14,1:00p.m.

December1.3:00p.m.

December2,5:00p.m.

December12,10:00a.m.–2:00p.m.

Hospicecareshiftsthefocusfromcuringdiseasetomaximizingcomfortand qualityoflifewhencurativetreatmentisnolongereffectiveordesired.It acknowledgestherealityofalife-limitingillnesswhileprioritizingthepatient’s values,goals,andpreferences.Hospicecaremostoftentakesplaceinthehome,but itmayalsobeprovidedinhospicefacilities,nursinghomes,orhospitals.Medicare, Medicaid,andmostprivateinsurersfullycoverhospiceservices,including medications,equipment,andprofessionalvisits.Despitethesebenefits,hospicecare isoftenmisunderstood.

Myth #1: Hospice hastens death. It Kills People.

Hospicedoesnotintentionallyshortenlife.Beyondtheethicalandlegal prohibitionsagainstdoingso,hospicecareisreimbursedonaper-daybasis, meaningthereisnoincentivetohastendeath.Thepurposeofhospiceisnottoend life,buttosupportcomfort,dignity,andqualityoflifeuntildeathoccursnaturally.

Myth #2: Hospice means medical care stops and you are set aside to die. Hospicereplacescurativetreatmentwithcomfort-focusedmedicalcare.This includesactivemanagementofsymptomssuchaspain,shortnessofbreath,anxiety, andnausea.Carealsoaddressesemotional,psychological,andspiritualneedsfor bothpatientsandtheirfamilies,ensuringcomprehensivesupportthroughoutthe illness.

Myth #3: Choosing hospice means giving up or wanting to die.

Yes,itissayingIamgoingtodiesoonerthanIwanted.Yes,itisadmittingthat lifewillend.Choosinghospiceacknowledgestherealityofaterminalcondition;it does not meanapersonwantstodieorhaslosthope.Hospiceallowsindividualsto focusoncomfort,support,andmeaningfultimewithlovedones,ratherthan pursuingtreatmentsthatmayofferlimitedbenefitandsignificantburden.

Myth #4: If hospice gives me morphine, I will become addicted and probably die of an overdose.

Painmanagementattheendoflifediffersfromtreatmentforchronicoracute conditions.Asthebodydeclines,medicationsareabsorbedandprocessed differently,requiringcarefuladjustmentbasedonresponseratherthanfixed schedules.Hospiceteamscloselymonitorforsignsofovermedicationandadjust dosesasneeded.Inend-of-lifecare,thepriorityiscomfort,andconcernsabout addictionaregenerallynotrelevantwhenpainispresentandlifeexpectancyis limited.

Something New in the Clubhouse!

Ourdonatedtelevisionisreadyforuse!KarinLynnsaidshewatchedthe openingceremonyofthewinterOlympicsonit!Checkitoutintheclubhouse.

Help Offered/Requested

Santa Cruz County Mosquito and Control

Forhelpwithratsandtorequestafreeinspection, call Weslyn Ramaekers at 831-454-2590. (WeslynhastakenoverforRayTravers.)

Senior Caregiver

About me: Myattitudeispositive,healthisgood.I’maquicklearnerand eagertopleaseIamapersonofutmostintegrity,anexcellentdriver,andavery goodcook.I’mhappy,outgoing,agreatlistener,andItrulyenjoymywork.I’m availableforshort-orlong-termassignments.Ihavemyowntransportation,I’m anon-smoker,andI’mcomfortablewithpets.

Libby Stefano (# 173) 831-707-4225

Seamstress

Hems,alterations,slipcovers;alsoavailablehomemadewashableand reversiblegrocerytotes;custombabyquiltsandotheritems.

Contact Crecia (#62) 831-334-9229

Handyman Services

Icandominorsmalljobs/repairssuchasinstalling handrails,painting,exteriorsoftscape(plantingflowers,weed removal,installing/repairingdripwaterirrigationsystemsand more.)Residentscancallortextmetoscheduleatimetogoover theirneeds.

Organizing for Seniors

Tom Finlay, (#145) 408-921-2068

Doyouneedtofindmoreroominyourhome,butyoujusthavetoomany thingsandit’sjustoverwhelming?Isittimetomoveontoanewphaseinlifeand youcan’tbringeverythingwithyou?Itcanbeanemotionalandphysically exhaustingprocess.Asanorganizer,Iwillgiveyouthesupportyouneedtomakeit throughthedecisionfatigue.Youwillfreeyourselfasyouexperienceclearingaway thethingsthatnolongerworkforyou.I’malsoheretohelpyouasyouaremoving intoyournewhome.Iamhereforallphasesofyourseniorlife. Pleasecallmeforaconsultationoverthephoneormakeanappointmentfor metovisityouatyourplaceandsetupaplantostarttoday.$35/hourformostjobs. Ilookforwardtohearingfromyou

Rachel (#75) 831-247-1733

Memorial

ColleenZenker,94,ofSoquel,California,passedaway peacefullyathomeonJanuary22,2026.Adevotedwife, mother,grandmother,andgreat-grandmother,Colleen’slife wasaquietyetpowerfultestamenttocompassion,service,and asteadygracethatliftedthespiritsofeveryonefortunate enoughtoknowher.

BornonApril9,1931,inJamestown,NorthDakota, ColleenBaldwinwasthedaughterofRayBaldwinandFlora BruceBaldwin.ShewasraisedontheopenplainsofNorth Dakota,whereshelearnedthevaluesofhardwork,resilience, humility,andkindness.Shemarriedyoung,meetingherfuture husband,LeRoyZenker,onablinddate.Theymarriedin1949 andbegantheirlifetogetherinthetinytownofMedina,North Dakota.

Withhopeforgreateropportunityfortheirgrowing family,ColleenandLeRoymadethebolddecisiontomovewest toCalifornia.AlongwithLeRoy’sfatherandbrother,theypurchasedahardwarestoreindowntown Watsonville.KnownfordecadesasZenker’sHardware–andlaterAceHardware–thestorebecamea cornerstoneofthecommunity.WhileLeRoyhandledsalesandinventory,Colleenmanagedthe accountingandbilling.Yetshewasneverconfinedtothebackoffice.Itwascommontofindheron thesalesfloorweighingnails,mixingpaint,orpatientlyhelpingacustomersolveastubbornhome repairproblem.Together,ColleenandLeRoyownedandoperatedthestoreformorethan25years. Whentheyretiredandsoldthebusinesstoalongtimeemployee,fatehadonelasttwist thestore wasirreparablydamagedinthe1989earthquakejustmonthslater.

Colleenwasdeeplydevotedtoherchurch.ShortlyaftermovingtoCalifornia,sheandLeRoy helpedfoundandbuildtheirfamilychurchtogetherwithseveralotherfamilies.HerfaithinGodwas centraltoherlife,notloudlyproclaimedbutconsistentlylived.Gracedefinedher;howshetreated others,howsheforgave,howsheserved,andhowsheshowedupwithquietsteadinessandlove. ShealsovolunteeredformanyyearsatWatsonvilleCommunityHospital,givinghertimefreelyand generously.Colleenloved49erfootball,attendinggamesandtailgatesasseasonticketholdersfor decades,includingtwoSuperBowls.

Aboveallelse,Colleen’sgreatestjoywasherfamily.Knownlovinglyas“Nonni,”sheadored herchildren,grandchildren,andgreat-grandchildren.Herall-boygroupofgrandsonswasher universe.Theyfondlyrecallsleepoversfilledwithbedtimesinging,briberyintheformofcookies, andhersignaturemove,softlycaressingthebridgeoftheirnosesuntilsleepfinallywon.Youcould alwaysfindherinthekitchenmakingasnackforsomeone.Ifenoughfoodhadbeenplannedfora gathering,sheworriedtherewouldn’tbeenoughandmademore–justincase.Atrueandproudfood pusher,offeringnourishmentasoneofhermanyformsoflove.

Colleenissurvivedbyherhusbandof76years,LeRoy;herdaughter,Debbie;herson,Keith, anddaughter-in-law,Libby;hersons,JeffreyandDavid(John);hergrandsons,Matthew,Bryan, Connor,andCaden;andhergreat-grandsons,MaverickandMichael.Shewasprecededindeathby herparentsandallsevenofhersiblings.

ThefamilyextendsheartfeltthankstoSantaCruzHospiceforhelpingmakeitpossiblefor Colleentopasscomfortablyandpeacefullyathome,surroundedbyherlovingfamily,onaperfect, sunnyday.AfuneralservicewillbeheldonSaturday,February21stat11:00a.m.atChristLutheran

Church,10707SoquelDrive,Aptos.Inlieuofflowers,donationsmaybemadetoChristLutheran Churchand/ortheadjacentAptosCommunityGarden,abelovedoutreachofthechurch.

Colleen’sliferemindsusthatgracedoesnotneedtobeloudtobepowerful–andthatlove, whengivenfreelyandfaithfully,leavesalegacythatendures.

IfyouwouldliketoshareyourcondolenceswithColleen’sfamily,pleasevisit www.scmemorial.com.

What Are Advance Directives and Why Should You Have One?

Lifehappens.Seriousillnesshappens.Accidentshappen.Ifyoucan’tspeakforyourself, whowillbeyourvoice?

Planningaheadbycompletinganadvancedirectiveformedicalcarecanbringpeaceof mindtoyouandyourlovedones.Anadvancedirectiveisalegaldocumentthatletsyououtline yourmedicalchoicesandnameanadvocatetospeakforyouwhenyoucan’tspeakforyourself.

Bythinkingaheadandcommunicatingyourtreatmentpreferencesearlyon,youcanspare thoseclosetoyoutheanxietyofhavingtoguessyourwishes.Mostimportantly,anadvance directivegivesyoutheopportunitytomakeverypersonalhealthcaredecisionsforyourself.

Where can I get an advance directive form?

Youcanfindafree,downloadableadvancehealthcaredirectiveformwithdirectionsby goingtotheHospiceofSantaCruzCountywebsiteandentering“preparingforthefuture”inthe searchbar.Youcanalsofindaformatprepareforyourcare.org,asitethatcontainsvideosand walksyouthroughtheprocessoffillingouttheform.

How do I make an advance directive legal?

Afteryousignanddateyourcompletedform,youwillneedsignaturesfromtwowitnesses oranotarypublic

What should I do with an advance directive once I fill it out?

Inadditiontosharingitwiththepersonyouchooseasyouradvocate(alsocalledyour healthcareagent)it’srecommendedthatyougiveacopytoyourfamilyandyourmedical providers.It’simportanttomakesureyourmedicalprovidersaddthedocumenttoyourmedical record.Manypeoplekeepacopyintheircarandalsoprovideacopytobefiledatthehospital.For yourfamily,youcanscanortakepicturesofeachpageofyouradvancedirectiveorcreateavideo thatgoesovereachpageandthensharethatwiththemviaemail.

Is an advance directive the same thing as a POLST form?

TherearebigdifferencesbetweenadvancedirectivesandPOLST(PhysicianOrdersforLife SustainingTreatment)forms.AnadvancedirectiveisaformthatYOUfilloutaboutyourcare preferences.ThePOLSTformisamedicalorderthatonlyadoctororothermedicalprovidercan fillout.POLSTcoverslifesustainingtreatmentchoicesanddoesnotallowyoutonameadecision maker.YoucantalktoyourdoctoraboutwhetheraPOLSTisrightforyou.Ifso,it’sstillbestto alsohaveanadvancedirective.

Where can I go for more information? Goodwebsitestogotoformoredetailed informationarePrepareforYourCareandTheConversationProject.Ifyou’dlikemoreguidance onnextsteps,youcancallortextRERAHealthandSafetyCo-chairJulieBoudreauat831-3457685.

St. Patrick’s Day at Rodeo Estates 2026

Itwasabeautifulday,andresidentswere happytopickuptheirSt.Patrick’sDaytakeout. RERASocialCommitteeservedup83mealsand collectedover$300indonations.Thankyoutoall whoparticipatedandmadeitawonderfulevent.It wasnicetoseeeveryone!Aspecial‘ThankYou’to ourcookingchefs:LizCass,GaryGai,NormaMilete, andCarmenMartinezforcookingupthecorned, beef,cabbage,potatoes,andcarrots.LaurieStuart forherfamousIrishSodaBread.KathyHatfield, BevKearney,andLizCassfortheiryummycookies. ThankyoutoKarinLynnforalwaysmakingsure wearerecyclingproperly.MaryHoganforbeingin thefrontlinesandMartieWileyforthehomebound deliveries.Weliveinaveryspecialcommunity.I’m sohappytobepartofit!

NormaMilete&RERASocialCommittee

Whom Do I Call?

HaveyouwonderedwhattodoifthereisanemergencyinthePark afterthebusinessofficehours?Awaterpipeburstsinthestreet?You witnessorhearsuspiciousactivityandfeelunsafe?Yousmellnaturalgas outside?

Ifitisanemergencythatrequirespolice,fireormedicalservices,call911or non-emergencySheriff-LiveOak/Soquel(831)471-1121.Notifyparkmanagement whentimepermits. Ifthesituationisurgentandrequiresmanagement’simmediateattention,call themanagementoffice(831)476-6242andleaveyourname,telephonenumber andadetailedmessageaftertherecordingandpress#4onyourtelephone.Youwill thenbepromptedtopress#2beforehangingup.Thiswillmarkyourmessageas urgent,anditwillbeforwardedtothemanagementteam.

~ Mary Barton, Health & Safety

Avoid Scams!

Ifyoureceiveamessagesuchasthis,pleasedonot clickthebluelink.Instead,checkyourordersusingthe appropriateapplication,suchasAmazon.Clickingthelink isthebestwaytoberippedoff!

A New Home Arrives!

RERA Board Nominations

ItistimetobethinkingaboutnominationsfortheRERABoardofDirectors. ThreeboardmemberswillreachtheendoftheirterminJune2026.Please consideryourneighborsandwhoyouwouldliketorepresentourcommunity.Be suretogetagreementfromyournomineeofchoice.Thencompletetheform belowandreturntoSallyGreyat#71orKarinLynnat#162.Nominationswillbe accepteduntilApril30th.(Youmaynominateyourself,aslongasyouapprove!)

Inominate_________________________________________________________

Myname___________________________________________________________

Puzzles and Word Games you

Paul Revere Southern Flower

Adams Belfry

Boston

British

By land

By sea Church

Concord

Dawes

Firing

Grenadiers

Hancock

Horse Lantern Lexington March Midnight North end Patriot Paul Platoon Revere Revolution Ride Signal Silversmith Troops

Warren

Across

1.Computer memory units

5.High school class

8.Need for fishermen

9.Regrets

11.Jason’s ship

12.“Cogito, ___ sum”

13.It isn’t silver or gold

15.Long, long time

16.Some baby toys

21.Cosmetic additive

22.Hokkaido people

24.Poet Angelou

25.___ tide

26.Battle of Britain grp.

27.Opens a door

Down

1.CEO’s degree

2.Make, as money

3.Garbage in, garbage out

4.Unhearing

5.Largest island in the world

6.Circular domed

dwelling

7.Prefix with phone

10.Costa del ___

14.Jersey call

16.Battering device

17.Winged

18.Spanish painter

19.In ___ of

20.A breeze

23.Bull markets

How to solve sudoku puzzles

April Sudoku

No math is required to solve a sudoku. You only need logic and patience.

Simply make sure that each 3x3 square region has only one instance of the numbers 1-9. Similarly, each number can only

appear once in a column or row in the larger grid. The difficulty on this puzzle is easy.

The headline is a clue to the answer in the diagonal.

TRIVIA TEASER

I Feel Like a Number

1.What actor was offered the role of 007 for The Living Daylights, but lost out due to his contractual obligations for the TV series Remington Steele? a-Colin Firth, b-Tom Selleck, c-Pierce Brosnan, d-Stellan Skarsgard.

2.What number was assigned to the captive title character on TV's The Prisoner? a-2, b-3, c-5, d-6.

3.Zero, Plato and Killer are friends of the title character of what comic strip? a-"Beetle Bailey," b-"Betty Boop," c-"Little Iodine," d-"Zippy the Pinhead."

4.Who played the former Borg, Seven of Nine, on Star Trek: Voyager? a-Jeri Ryan, b-Roxann Dawson, c-Jennifer Lien, d-Suzie Plakson.

5.Who played Number Two, the head henchman of Dr. Evil, in the Austin Powers movies? a-Will Patton, b-Bill Campbell, c-Robert Wagner, d-Samuel L. Jackson.

6.What rock band had a 1980 hit with the song "Hey 19?" a-Blood, Sweat & Tears, b-Steely Dan, c-The Edgar Winter Group, d-ZZ Top.

7.In 1963, Charles Schulz added a new kid to the "Peanuts" neighborhood whose name consisted of what number? a-3, b-4, c-5, d-7.

8.Zero Mostel won a Tony Award for his performance as the title character in which Broadway musical? a-Jesus Christ: Superstar, b-The Music Man, c-Pal Joey, d-Fiddler on the Roof.

9.Which title TV character had a best friend named Six? a-Hannah Montana, bBlossom, c-Punky Brewster, d-Moesha.

10.Maxwell Smart was Agent 86 on TV's Get Smart. What was the number assigned to his partner-wife, played by Barbara Feldon? a-13, b-24, c-36, d-99.

QUOTES

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware.

Martin Buber

No idea is final.

Taika Waititi

I would unite with anybody to do right; and with nobody to do wrong.

Frederick Douglass

I feel that we're all lighthouses, and my job is to shine my light as brightly as I can to the darkness.

Jim Carrey

Happiness is a simple, frugal heart.

Nikos Kazantzakis

In a dark time, the eye begins to see.

Theodore Roethke

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier.

Sri Chinmoy

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.

Kurt Vonnegut

If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.

George Harrison

The point is not to pay back kindness but to pass it on.

Julia Alvarez

I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.

Carl Sandburg

For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through love.

Carl Sagan

The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive, it isn't.

Richard Bach

The lighter side

Psychiatry seminar

Psychiatry students were attending their first seminar. It was on emotional extremes. The professor wanted to establish some parameters, so he asked what they would say was the opposite of joy.

"Sadness," replied Mr. Nichols.

Ms. Biggs defined the opposite of depression as elation.

"And Mr. Martin, what is the opposite of woe?"

Bubba replied, "I believe that would be giddyup!"

The speeder

A man is stopped by police for speeding and the officer asks him for his license.

"I don't have one," the man says. "It was taken away for drunk driving."

So the officer asks for the man's vehicle registration.

"I don't have one," the man says. "This car is stolen and I've murdered the owner and stuck him in the trunk."

At this point, the officer calls for backup and in no time 10 police cars surround the stopped speeder.

The sergeant on the scene approaches the car and orders the man to open his trunk. He does and it is empty. The sergeant then asks for the man's driver's license. The man pulls out a valid license and vehicle registration.

"I don't get it," the sergeant says, "My officer here says you told him you had no license or registration and that you stole this car."

The man shakes his head and says, "I bet that liar told you I was speeding too."

Answer to 'I Feel Like a Number'

1-c, Pierce Brosnan 2-d, 6

3-a, "Beetle Bailey" 4-a, Jeri Ryan

5-c, Robert Wagner

6-b, Steely Dan 7-c, 5 8-d, Fiddler on the Roof 9-b, Blossom 10-d, 99

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