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Net Fraud
BLACKMAIL BOTNET CHARITY
CHECKING CRYPTOCURRENCY
DATING
EXTORTION
FBI
GOLD
IMPERSONATION
INVESTMENT
JOB OFFERS
LOTTERY MALWARE PHISHING PROPERTY REANSOMWARE SCAM
SHOPPING SPOOFING
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Across 1.Similar
5.Chap
8.Celebes ox 9.Opening time, maybe
10.___ cheese
11.Cutlass, e.g.
12.From one side only
14.“C’___ la vie!”
15.Narcotic
18.Kind of store
19.Enormous birds of myth
21.“Idylls of the King” character
22.“Beetle Bailey” dog
23.“Wanna ___?”
24.Hail Mary, e.g.
Down
1.Ed.’s request 2.Sabotage
3.Cajole
4.Impeded
5.Gold-plated
Quick Pic
6.Restrained stage performances
7.“Absolutely!”
9.A chemistry
Nobelist: 1946
13.Death on the Nile cause, perhaps
16.Leave out
17.Bit
18.Center of a ball?
20.“Help!”
The headline is a clue to the answer in the diagonal.
December Sudoku
How to solve sudoku puzzles
No math is required to solve a sudoku. You only need logic and patience.
Simply make sure that each 3x3 square region has only one instance of the numbers 1-9. Similarly, each number can only
appear once in a column or row in the larger grid. The difficulty on this puzzle is easy.
TRIVIA TEASER
Clark Bar
1.Clark Gregg stars as the leader of a government team of heroes on what TV series? a-"The Champions," b-"Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.," c-"Misfits of Science," d-"Heroes."
2. Who starred as family head Clark Griswold in the 1983 film comedy "National Lampoon's Vacation"? a-Dick Van Patten, b-Chevy Chase, c-Bill Murray, d-Harold Ramis.
3.Marcia Clark was a lead prosecuting attorney in whose murder trial? a-Oscar Pistorius, b-O.J. Simpson, c-Phil Spector, d-Lyle and Erik Menendez.
4.Dick Clark was the longtime host of which TV game show? a-"Concentration," b-"What's My Line?," c-"The $10,000 Pyramid," d-"Who Wants to Be a Millionaire."
5. Mary Higgins Clark and her daughter, Carol Higgins Clark, are authors in what literary genre? a-Romance, b-Science fiction, c-Young adult, d-Mystery.
6.Which U.S. President had Clark as a middle name? a-Herbert Hoover, b-Calvin Coolidge, c-Abraham Lincoln, d-James Garfield.
7.Claudine Clark was the singer and composer of what top ten hit from 1962? a-"I Can't Stop Loving You," b-"Party Lights," c-"Let Me In," d-"Break It To Me Gently."
8. George Clark, Dutch Clark, and Monte Clark were all head coaches for which NFL team? a-Detroit Lions, b-New England Patriots, c-St. Louis Cardinals, d-New Orleans Saints.
9.The Lewis and Clark Expedition was commissioned by which US President, shortly after the Louisiana Purchase? a-John Adams, b-Thomas Jefferson, cJames Monroe, d-James Madison.
10.According to a 1967 Petula Clark hit song, where shouldn't you sleep? a-Under the apple tree, c-In the hallway, c-On the stairs, d-In the subway.
QUOTES
Christmas Quotes
Christmas! The very word brings joy to our hearts. No matter how we may dread the rush, the long Christmas lists for gifts and cards to be bought and given, when Christmas Day comes there is still the same warm feeling we had as children, the same warmth that enfolds our hearts and our homes.
Joan Windmill Brown, American author and editor
My idea of Christmas, whether oldfashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
Bob Hope, American film actor and comedian
Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.
Washington Irving, American short-story writer and essayist.
Were I a philosopher, I should write a philosophy of toys, showing that nothing else in life need to be taken seriously, and that Christmas Day in the company of children is one of the few occasions on which men become entirely alive.
Robert Lynd, American sociologist.
This is the message of Christmas: We are never alone.
Taylor Caldwell, English novelist
Answer to 'Clark Bar'
1-b, "Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D."
2-b, Chevy Chase
3-b, O.J. Simpson
4-c, "The $10,000 Pyramid"
5-d, Mystery
6-a, Herbert Hoover
7-b, "Party Lights"
8-a, Detroit Lions
9-b, Thomas Jefferson
10-d, In the subway
The Lighter Side Germs
Four-year-old Johnny was eating a hot dog when he dropped it on the floor. He quickly picked it up and was about to take another bite when his mom said, "No, Johnny, you can't eat that now it has germs."
Johnny pondered the thought a moment and replied, "Jesus, germs, and Santa Claus - that's all I ever hear about and I haven't seen one of 'em yet!"
Postcard
A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a post card in his hand. The old man said, "Sir, I'm sorry to bother you but could you address this post card for me? My arthritis is acting up and I can't even hold a pen."
"Certainly, sir," said the younger man. He wrote out the address and also agreed to write a short message and sign the card for the man. Finally, the younger man asked, "Now, is there anything else I can do for you?"
The old fellow glanced at the card a moment and said, "Yes, at the end could you just add, 'PS: Please excuse the sloppy hand-writing.'"
Butcher Shop
A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher's counter. The lady asks, "What in the world is that?"
"Beef tongue," replies the butcher.
The lady gives a little involuntary shudder, "No way would I put anything in my mouth that came out of an animal's mouth!"
The butcher nods sympathetically while peeking into the woman's shopping cart, "I see you're buying a dozen eggs!"
Grandpa said ...
*I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
*The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
*The bonds of matrimony are a good investment if the interest is kept up.
*Trouble starts when a man is so busy earnin' his salt he forgets his sugar.
