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A S soo:\: AS NOAH MENTIONED THAT HE WAS 11.alone in some stuffy room with some aging priest, my mind began to envision all sorts of things. I was sure he was going to tell me that the priest was going to demand some kind of sexual favors. But this wasn't the case.

"So what did the guy want you to do?" ;\Joah's face turned expressionless. ":\othin,g really, absolutely nothing."

"I don't understand. Certainly, he must have said something."

"Yeah, he did. He told me I was an evil person, that I had destroyed myself through excess, and that every time I did the 'dirty thing' God puked. And that it was his duty­ his moral obligation - to prevent me from further corrupting the other guys at school.

He said that since I was like an animal, always giving in to my animalistic desires, I had no right to be with other humans, and that Ishould be with my own kind."

"That sounds pretty sick," I replied. "Sure doesn't sound like any brand of Christianity I've ever heard of. What do you think he meant?"

"I guess he meant that if I was acting like an animal, I should look to animals - you know, like for sex." "[ hope you didn't buy into that crap! That dude you were talking with is one sick puppy, Noah. [ hope you know that?"

"But he was the priest and I was the sin­ ner. He's supposed to know about stuff like this. So who was I to argue?"

"I hope you didn't follow through with any of his garbage." I could feel my stomach churn with revulsion and horror. "Believe me, dude, there's not one guy in a thousand who doesn't pull his pud - and if you can find more than one, chances are he's lying.

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I was relieved to learn that Noah never actually followed through with any of the holy man's advice. Not because he didn't want to, but because he didn't know how to.

Besides, he just couldn't picture himself being inti­ mate with an ani­ mal. Instead, he did the most rea­ sonable thing he could think of­ he allowed his grades to plummet so badly, the parochial school insisted that he leave. So, against his parents' wishes, he enrolled in a public school.

No longer being preached to and threat­ ened by sanctimonious clergymen, Noah completed his high school education with­ out any further academic hitches. He even graduated twelfth in his class. In public school he tried dating girls, but this turned out to be disastrous.

"They seemed to like me okay, I guess, but I never really had any interest in them.

The only girl I kinda liked was named Susan - but if I'm going to be honest with you, it was only because she had an older brother that I really liked. I'd go over to her house just to see Timmy. And it wasn't too long before Susan lost all interest in me."

I understood where Noah was coming from. I felt his hurt and frustration. I desper­ ately wanted to help. So I made the follow­ ing suggestion: "How would you like to watch some videos in my bedroom?"

"Sure. Why not?"

As Noah told his story, my stomach churned with revulsion and horror.

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~I--------'---l NEWSFLASH JUSTIN - HffiOFFTHE PRESSES... You've heard this by now, but just in case you haven't: We're gonna be taking a lot of Hawaiian vacays! In Hawaii today, First Circuit Court Judge Kevin Chang ruled in favor of the right to marry for "same-gender couples"! It's but one battle in a big war, but boy, what a victory, huh? Everyone, go to the Capitol and throw celebratory rice - er, we mean birdseed - on the Hawaiian Congresspersons. They should be easy to spot: they're the ones wearing leis...

MEMORIES OF TURKEY DAY'96... It was Turkey Day as usual for Hearsay last week. First we got up and watched the parades, since our evil friend Berger Stroginoffhad informed us that this year Macy's was introducing a new balloon: Petey the Squirting Peeker. We called Berger to complain and he apologized, saying he'd gotten it wrong. Petey was going to be a mascot at one of the football games, he wasn't sure which one. So we watched jockstraps - er, football- all day. Guess what? No Petey. Just lots of heiny. By this time, Berger had slipped safely out oftown, so we went down to Trio's for a dinner with the dentured elite.

(Made us feel like a teen!) Afterwards, we stopped into Trulftpets for one of Chris Plount's special dirty martinis (while you drink it, he whispers profanities in your ear). Next stop, Ozone to listen to Bill "Dolby Surround" Keart and Alan "THX" Chasan spin retro足 hits. Finally, we lubed our gullets at Club Zei, for Altas's hoppin' boppin' Talk Turkey to Me. It was there we met Tommy the Turkey Boy (meaning he's just a wee bit older than chicken). We went back to his pen where he immediately removed his feathers and asked us to butter his cavity using our special baster. Trust us, it was better'n Stovetop Stuffin'...

SPEAKING OF BIG FEATHERED BIRDS... A very happy belated 25th Anniversary to the Eagle, which has been the premiere leather bar in this city for SHHHHHHLLUUUUUURRRP a quarter SHHHHHHLLUUUUUURRRP century and who celebrated with a SHHHHHHLLU足 UUUUURRRP. Okay, what the hell is going on?What are those disgusting slurp足 ing noises? Could it be that Hearsay is trying to kiss the Eagle's fine leathered butt so that the really wonderful and understanding manager there will, in the Holiday spirit, once again distribute our pathetic, worthless, undeserving 1\Ninkie rag? We're trying to butch up, honest! Ooo! Is that a White Sale at Nordstrom? Sorry men, gotta go stock up on linens. Tommy left some stuffing on our other set...

SPEAKING OFTHE EAGLE... Somebody won the Mr. D.C. Eagle Contest last Saturday night, but we were too scared to call and find out who. Uyou know, please call the Hearsay Hotline so that we can properly report on this fine long-established event, sir, yes sir!...

WHAT'S IN ANAME CHANGE? .. Annie Issak. It's a lot easier...

BAR OFTHE WEEK... It's La Cage's turn (Snapshots, page 19). And there was a large turnout last Saturday night to watch the amazing gyrating Chance Caldwell. Among those spotted in the crowd who would probably rather not be named so we'll give them pseudonyms (but they know who they are): The Duke of York; Madge Piebird; Sir Lancealot; and Frisky Biscuit. We learned that dancerTodd claims in a previous Hearsay item we said he looked like Demi Moore.

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The blond one with the furry buttocks. We'd sure like to make a blanket out of his trimmings...

HEARSAY HAPPY BIRTHDAYS TO... Christopher Torres, owner ofReincamations, who turns 32 on December 11. According to his lover. Frank Bauman, Chris loves stamp collecting and bird watching, not to mention long walks in the woods and playing blackjack with Tarot Cards...

FROM THE HOTLINE... The uniquely named Lee Syvret (pronounced Smith) faxed the Hearsay Hotline a tad past deadline with this celebratory tidbit: "My lover of 11 years is having his birthday on December 2. He is a hot, hairy redhead [which is more information than Hearsay needed to know]. and a real Daddy! We have a 12-year-old son. We will celebrate at Trumpets for dinner. He can be seen designing the gardens for most major embassies and attached to my..." Attached to my what? Earlobe? Refrigerator? Personal Deluxe Vac- U -Pump?

This time not enough information! And. speaking of not enough info, since we don't have the lover's name, we can't officially wish him an HHB. But we can always make up a pseudonym for him. Hmmm. Redhead, hot, hairy? Lucille Ball before the waxing?..

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by all means lean forward, and whisper gently in their ear, "You might want to clean your nose" or "wipe DEAREST DIVA, your chin" or "re-align your Recently I attended ajam­ left boob." packed community social If, on the other hand, event and ran into an old the poor individual can't do acquaintance. I couldn't anything about it right then and there, you may as well help but notice he was dis­ playing the tell-tale sign of keep your mouth shut. Thus, cocaine use - a little dot of it is of no use for you to point white powder left on the tip out that his nostril hair is in of his nose. I was at a loss as need of trimming, or that he to how to handle this awk­ . has a grease stain on his tie, ward situation, so I didn't say or that his five 0' clock shad­ ow is visible through his anything. make-up base.

What's the appropriate This rule does not apply way to behave in such a situ­ for couples. It is always ation? Should I have said appropriate - even expect­ something? Ifso, what?

-Puzzled ed - for lovers to point out every single physical flaw they can find on their mate.

DEAREST PUZZLED, Let us imagine the pump's Diva assumes, however, you on the other foot. darling, understand,that under no and you were the one with circumstances should "couple drubbing" occur an spot of unmentionable dust on your nose. Wouldn't in public. Nothing is more you want to know? Orwould embarrassing than to have you rather wait until you had your other half describe gotten home, only to look personal details that even into the mirror and real~ze your doctor would rather you had made an utter fool not hear. of yourself at a jam-packed But what if you are in a sit­ social event? uation where it is impossible

to whisper your advice? For example, you are at a board meeting, and the dapper fel­ low sitting across the table from you has a big old doughnut crumb nestled comfortably on the tip of his nose. In this instance, your best bet is to pass him a handwritten note. Resist the

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gear, so too are Hollywood's studios, releasing (on average) six films a week until the end of the year. And many releases are being accompanied by soundtracks ranging from multi-artist pop compilations to orchestral scores. Hollywood is hoping you'll move from the lines at the movies straight to the ones at the music stores. But at least this year, the choices are wider and the quality a whole lot higher.

With that many choices it isn't surprising that one-quarter of the top twenty albums this week are soundtracks. Nor is it a shock that at the top of many gift lists are the bat­ tling divas: Madonna, Whitney, and Babs.

Though the long-awaited movie version of Evita is not due in D.C. until January I, its soundtrack is already Top 10. On it, Madonna scales the now-classic songs such as "Don't Cry For Me Argentina," "Buenos .

Aires," and "Rainbow High" and adds a new cut, "You Must Love Me" (written for the film by Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice).

While her interpretations are seldom flam­ boyant, they are delivered in a new, more polished register by the pop superstar.

Whitney Houston, meanwhile, releases her third soundtrack (after The Bodyguard and Waiting To Exhale) from The Preacher's Wife, Penny Marshall's remakeof1947's The Bishop's Wife. The soundtrack combines Houston's pop numbers, such as the dance track "Step by Step" (penned by Annie Lenox) and the ballad "I Believe In You and Me" with a slew of gospel numbers that populate the film.

The grandest diva of them all, Barbara Streisand returns with a soundtrack for her self-directed The Mirror Has Two Faces.

Much ofthe album is filled by an instrumen­ tal score from Marvin Hamlisch, but there are a few vocal numbers, including

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Streisand's duet with Bryan Adams, "I Finally Found Someone." This duet has already become Barbara's first Top 10 hit in 15 years! lfyou're looking for variety on a single soundtrack, this season offers a bevy of multi-artist compilations. For the alterna­ tive set, the new film version of Romeo & Juliet delivers Garbage and The Cardigans, while Beavis and ButtheadDo America serves, up No Doubt, LL Cool J, the Red Hot Chili Peppers (covering "Love Rollercoaster") , and Engelbert Humperdink's strangely titled, "Lesbian Seagull."

R&B fans have many choices including Set It Off, with selections by Seal, Sim ply Red, and the reunited En Vogue. Space Jam scores with music from Salt-N-Pepa, Monica.

Robin S., R. Kelly, and Seal, who covers "Fly Like An Eagle."

Two other multi-artist soundtracks you may want to give or get this Christmas come from films that got very different receptions.

Whoopi Goldberg's The Associate fared poorly' at the box office, but its soundtrack assembles some ofR&B's brightest females. By contrast, the soundtrack to the $lOO million block­ buster First Wives Club delivers dance m\.lsic from Martha Wash and M People.

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McCarthy was only one of many public fig­ ures who crusaded against "anti-American" employees of the federal government, yet his attention-grabbing stunts and blowhard persona helped lend his name to the phe­ nomenon now known as "McCarthyism."

The McCarthy Era saw a widespread push to root out "perverts" from government ser­ vice - the overwhelming majority of those "perverts" being lesbians and gay men.

About two weeks after McCarthy's first media splash in which he alleged that hun­ dreds of communists were working in the State Department, a top ranking official indicated that nearly a hundred of that agency's employees had resigned amid con­ cern that they were security risks, adding "most ofthese were homosexuals."

This revelation caused a media stir, appearing on the front page ofthe next day's New York Times and causing many both inside and outside the government to ask just how widespread was the infiltration of sex perverts within the ranks of govern­ ment. Few questioned the assumption that homosexuals serving in government posi­ tions posed a threat to national security­ whether through the risk of blackmail or through the presumed weakness and incompetence of "moral degenerates."

The investigations continued throughout 1950, with dozens oflesbians and gay men losing their jobs. In December, the Senate Subcommittee on Investigations released a report, charging that gays were unsuitable

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This report and the other accusations of the McCarthy Era were turned into concrete homophobic policies as the 1950s wore on.

The FBI began surveillance of gay bars and social networks while the Post Office began keeping track of homosexuals by noting the sub­ scribers to physique maga­ zines and gay pen­ pal clubs. Soon after Eisenhower took office in 1953, he issued Executive Order 10450, which made "sexual per­ version" accept­ able grounds for firing any govern­ ment employee, from the military to the Library of Congress.

The greatest irony ofthis historical episode is the fact that McCarthy was often accused - McCarthy­ style - of having been gay himself. Abache­ lor for 45 years until he married a member of his staffin 1953, McCarthy's sexuality was the subject of innuendo during his life.

McCarthy's public humiliation and censure in 1954 (which involved his closeted gay aide Roy Cohn's mendacity and audacity in spending public funds) ended his role. But the anti -gay policies of the McCarthy era, along with their inevitable psychological effects on the fragile gay and lesbian com­ munity ofthe time, long outlived the public career of the their founder.

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David Bianco's e-mail isAriBianco@aol.com.

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difficult time to stay faithful to an exer­ cise routine - there seem to be too many parties, too much food, and too little time to worry about working out. It is not, however, in your best interest to completely forsake your workouts during these few weeks­ with the intention of getting back into it after New Year's.

A better plan is to anticipate and accept your limited time (and energy) and to change your routine accordingly. Cut back the work­ outs rather than cutting them out. Ifyou're normally in the gym five days a week, plan on three. Ifyour workouts generally last over an hour, cut back to 45 minutes. Perhaps switch to exercises that you find a little easier. If, for example, you've been doing the Stairmaster for cardio, you could switch to the recum­ bent bike at this time. Or, ifyou've been lift­ ing heavy, switch to lighter weights and higher reps. These are still good routines, but you may find them a little less intense, and therefore easier to complete during this hec­ ' tic time ofyear.

And while you're out holiday shopping (which, ofcourse, is the true meaning of the holiday season), don't forget that traditional Venetian carol (that'sVenice Beach - not Venice, Italy), "The Twelve Reps ofChristmas."

On the first day ofChristmas my training partner gave to me, a lifting belt made by Valeo.

On the second day of Christmas my training partner gave to me, two lifting gloves.

On the third day of Christmas my training partner gave to me, three Bob Paris fitness books.

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On the sixth day of Christmas my training partner gave to me, six Hotskins shorts.

On the seventh day of Christmas my training partner gave to me, seven Carbo Forces.

On the eighth day of Christmas my training partner gave tome, eight sport mas­ sages.

On the ninth day of Christmas my training partner gave to me, nine workout tanks.

Here's a traditional Venetian fitness carol to sing while making your holiday rounds.

On the tenth day of Christmas my training partner gave to me, ten packets ofMet-Rx.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my train­ ing partner gave to me, eleven pairs of sport socks.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my training partner gave to me, twelve issues of Ironman.

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For 29 years, Donahue - the progenitor of dozens of daytime talk shows - was part of our daily lives. His show provoked us, outraged us, entertained us. Andfor 29 years, Donahue, microphone firmly in hand, chugged like an unstoppable, exuberant freight train through tunnel after tunnel. From social and political issues to interviews with celebrities, no topic was left unexplored. But Donahue was hardly highfalutin - he wasn't opposed to whipping a female audience into a frenzy with a stage full ofhunky male strippers. o gays and lesbians, however, Phil Donahue is a hero. An outspoken champion of our cause. his was among the first television shows to feature an openly gay man, to address AIDS, to explore gay bashing, and to deal.vith homosexuali­ ty in organized religion. He remains an opponent of homophobia and an advocate for gay mar­ riage (''I'm for it!") - a miracle, considering his staunch Catholic upbringing in conserv­ ative Cleveland, Ohio.

At 60, Donahue is retired (''I'm enjoying my leisure - it's the first season I haven't had to put on a shirt and tie") and he and his equally celebrated wife, Marlo Thomas, spend most of their time on their boat, "tootin' around Maine, the Vineyard, .

Nantucket." But every so often, the white mane emerges. And next Tuesday, December 10. GLMD will honor the Emmy Award-winner with a benefit cocktail recep­ tion at the National Press Club.

As you'll see in the spirited conversa­ tion that follows, they couldn't have chosen a better man.

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METRO WEEKLY: You were consistently sym­ pathetic to gay issues on your show. Do you remember your first gay-related pro­ gram?

PHIL DONAHUE: We put our first gay guy on in 1968-Clark Pollack, who was with the Mattachine Society. To have a real, live homosexual on the air in 1968 was quite a thunderclap for Dayton, Ohio - almost nobody was out back then.'And I went through all the anxieties that any West Cleveland Catholic kid would: "Gee, peo­ ple will think I'm gay." In fact, the fourth caller asked the guy. "So, how's Phil look to you?" I mean, I was filled with anxiety.

But sitting across the table from a gay guy in 1968 who was out and talked about civil liberties. and the rights of people, and that this is nota moral issue, and the Constitution covers all of us, and that what I do in the privacy of my own home is none of your business - well, it started waking me up. It was an experience I wouldn't have had if I had chosen a career at Sears. I just happened to be blessed with a television program that benefitted from featuring these kinds of issues: per­ sonal, sexual, mysterious. It was a fabu­

lous time of awakening and exploration and understanding for me.

And then I began to examine the church - how organized religion has, through the years, legitimized homopho­ bia. Now, I was raised Catholic, I'm a grad­ uate of Notre Dame, so it takes less courage for me to criticize the church than it would for a non-Catholic or a Jew. But I saw a church that disallowed the use of condoms in the age ofAIDS - and that's indefensible! That's a sin! And this church, which has its own very large clos­ et, would bring the full moral force ofThe Vatican down on the gay community? And tell them essentially to sit down and shut up and be celibate? Come on! I realized that the church was still preaching from a morality that was shaped by a bunch of old guys sitting on hard wooden benches.

And as I met more gay people, I began to appreciate that the gay community was as varied as the so-called straight commu­ nity. And on the show we got into very specific issues: Being ejected from an apartment. Losing ajob. Gay bashing was an especially riveting and painful topic.

METRO: Clearly, you were one of the enlight­ ened talk show hosts. But you could have easily remained close-minded, like Rush Limbaugh.

PHIL: Well, over the years, I was appalled by what I saw as the humiliating abuse of countless numbers of persons because they were gay. I came to the conclusion early on that sexual status, as John Money calls sexuality, is not a moral issue. First of all, nobody wakes up at age 13 and says "Gee, you know what? I think I'll drive dad crazy-I think I'll be gay." Nobody wakes up at age 13 and says, "You know what? I think I'H like girls."

But most of all, I realized there were a lot of people really leading lives of secret desperation because of the homophobic world. And I began to appreciate what the closet meant.

I think there's another closet out there, and it's occupied by straight people who believe that discrimination against gay people is absolutely un-American. But they're not altogether moved to make the preachment in public. And that's too bad. I ""ish they would, and they will. But I think it's wrong to assume that the majority of Americans promote the idea that some­ how gay people should be provided only someofthe rights of the Constitution.

METRO: What can we do to encourage those straight people to open their so-called closet doors?

PHIL: They have to be confronted \,vith the horror of gay bashing, and the fact that it's on the increase. The legacy of homo­ phobia lives at the University of Notre Dame - my a1mer mater - whose administration \'fill not provide a room for its gay students to meet in. Imagine. In 1996. Nobody at Notre Dame wants any­ body to be beaten up or murdered because ofsexual status. But the establish­ ment at Notre Dame has a responsibiJity to understand that however much they may condemn this kind of heinous behav­ ior, their failure to provide a place for these young people to meet makes a contribu­ tion to the hateful atmosphere that pro­ duces the kind of personality that's capable of gay bashing. You've got to see the connec­ tion. Just as you've got to see the connection betvveen racism and

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METRO: Yours was one of the very first televi­ sion shows to tackle AIDS. PHIL: Well, back in 1982, we were pretty much the only hour-long daytime show of this format. And we were proud of the fact that we did lots of things nobody else was doing. We knew people weren't going to watch us if we talked about covered dishes and needlepoint. We were proud to be aggressive and controversial. We had done a lot of health issues. So when this thing called AIDS came along and gay guys were showing up in emergency rooms and nobody really knew why, Gail Steinberg - she's now executive produc­ er of Rikki Lake's show - was wise enough to put together a show on it.

METRO: So often on your show, you would bring on hatemongers to confront the gay guests, to achieve a so-called balance.

PHIL: Well, you know, that was always a problem. Gloria Steinem wanted to know why we always had to have Phyllis Schlafly whenever we had feminists on?

She wanted to know if we had white supremacists every time we had a black person on talking about equality under the law. The same question might be asked regarding gayness.

We didn't feel if somebody said the world was round we had to go out and find somebody who would say it's flat. We didn't think every time you had a Democrat on, you had to have a Republican on, too. But we felt we had a

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METRO: Were the more controversial issues ever a problem?

PHIL: The ratings solved a lot of problems­ and in those days, we were so hot and so successful, we were a little bit like the gorilla in that we could sit wherever we wanted to, and could do things that other programs were hesitant to do. We were bringing in a lot of money. It's amazing how many problems that solves.

But it was also our naughtiness that made us successful. Remember this: We were never the BBe. We were very naughty. We televised an abortion.

Televised it! In 1973. That is a show that would not get on the air today.

METRO: It's amazing you could get it on even back then.

PHIL: Well, we put it together before [the management and affiliatesl realized what the hell we were doing. In any case, gay­ ness was a great issue for us. People watched it. If people didn't, I wouldn't have done it. I didn't want to be a dead hero. I happen to be very concerned about Northern Ireland, but I knew damn well that wasn't gonna draw a crowd. . Gayness fascinated our audience.

Fascinated them. It was mysterious. "Two guys! Holy cow! Can you believe?" I was born in 1935, I came of age in the '50s and we didn't talk about gayness out loud. We didn't talk about racism out loud.

But suddenly here's this guy on televi­ sion - and incidentally I had no band and no desk, no couch, no coast to coast audience, no power, '!'e were in Dayton, Ohio, we had absolutely no power at all­ and we had no place to go but up. Nothing to lose. it's true: freedom is another word

for nothin' left to lose. We had freedom.

And a liberal general manager who would wince, but who never came runnin' down the hall shouting "WHAT AREYOU DOING?!" We criticized sponsors. We criti­ cized automobile dealers. Sponsors can­ celled us. Sponsors wrote letters, "I will NOTsponsor any program that tears down America." Back then, because we were so small, because we were so visually dull, because we were from Dayton, Ohio, we hadto make noise, we had to be differ­ ent! So we televised the birth of a baby. We featured a homosexual. We were one of the first programs to talk about sexual transgressions by priests, taking full fury from the established church at the time.

But when the ratings came in on our first period, they were staggering. Nobody had seen anything like it.

METRO: Your show sired a new breed ofjour­ na istic T.v. that critics dubbed sensational.

PHIL: What's sensational? Sensational is a word we use to describe a program that speaks in an editorial way to an issue­ but in an editorial way that we disagree with. The Vietnam War was sensational!

Jane Fonda was sensational!

The words being used today - tabloid, sleaze - these are words that terrify main­ stream media. They don't want to be called that. They're afraid of being called names because their success depends on being popular. But you can't survive in this busi­ ness ifyou're not popular. We have a media pretty much controlled by a handful of multi-national companies that are much more concerned with selling merchandise than they are with sticking their nose under the tent and being criticized for tabloidism. Timemagazine does a cover on Twisterto promote the Time-Warner

movie. I think journalism has some major questions that should be answered and they don't involve daytime television.

Incidentally, I don't condemn the edi­ tors of the magazine for doing this. I'm not mad because Time and Newsweek are beginning to look like People magazine.

And the reason I'm not mad is because I did the same thing to draw a crowd to the Donahueshow. We brought male strippers to daytime T.v. And we did it because there's no sense talking if no one listens.

METRO: What you're saying is that the audi­ ence is who's culpable here.

PHIL: Yes. We need to look no further than the mirror. Our critics are demanding a BBC media, but we live in an MTV cul­ ture. We are a culture in decay. We do not have'any interest with anything beyond our shores. I was in Moscow in 1987, sur­ rounded by Muscovites, and I said, "Where would you like to go if you could come to the United States. Hands flew up.

And a woman stood up and she said, "Oxford, Mississippi." I asked why. And she said, "Because that is the home of your great author William Faulkner." And I wondered how many Americans even knew that.

METRO: How do we fix the problem?

PHIL: Create a better school system. You can't graduate kids today from high school who don't know what 8 times 7 is and expect them to watch the Discovery Channel all day long. But we have a [gov­ ernmentl that has turned its back on the school system. Our own gov­ ernment commission has called it a security risk. Corporate America has turned

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its back on the school system. We are near the bottom of the list of developed coun­ tries in terms of math and sciences. We still have the Christians telling us that Charles Darwin didn't know what he was talking about! And ifyou don't get Darwin, you can't fix AIDS! If you think the human'animal is somehow outside of this magnificent tree of life, that we're somehow separate, you are doomed to failure! More than that, you'll never be inspired to a life of science. And the rea­ son we've, got all these problems is because of daytime talk shows? Sit down!

Take your blinders off. That's my counsel.

METRO: Speaking of criticisms, do you have any thoughts on the JennyJones talk show murder?

PHIL: What if a white guy walked in and dis­ covered that his secret admirer was a black woman? And he's a racist-comes from a

The problem is that it's not easy to defend a show that obviously did some manipulation in order to create the excitement that's needed to compete in the daytime schedule. But to suggest that somehow [the JennyJones show]' should have known that this guy would do this is absurd. His act had all the marks of mur­ der one. And he didn't get it. Because we hate daytime television.

But daytime television may also be your last best hope when the cops arrest your sister. And amid all the male strip­ pers and all the sleaze as it's called, there's a lot of information in the daytime.

There's people getting off drugs. There's women who get out of abu­ sive marriages. I've had people come up to me at airports who have said "Thank you for your

"We are aculture in decay. We do not have any interest

with anything beyond our shores." racist family - and he walks in and every­ body screams and she gets up and hugs him and you can see his discomfort. And he goes back to his small town and every­ bodysmaking fun of him. And two weeks later he goes into a trailer and from four feet away fires two shotgun blasts into her chest. Would we blame Jenny Jones for this? To suggest that they should have known that this guy was gonna kill the gay guy two weeks later is absurd. It was homophobia that caused this murder.

METRO: Do you think the producers went too far in even creating the situation?

PHIL: Went too far? Let me grant to you: Suppose they did. Therefore whaf? Does the New York Times check all the people it interviews for a story to ensure stability so that the person won't get grandiose because he's gonna be in the Times and do something awful as a result? C'mon.

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METRO: Well, what is bad about it?

PHIL: Nothing. These programs are­ kaboom!- going right at it! Forbidden!

Taboo! Sleaze! Holy cow I hope my par­ ents don't know about this! Like so much of sexuality. Naughty! Shouldn't! Don't talk! Don't stare! And speaking to the curiosities in the furthest corners of our minds and our souls. And it enter­ tains people.

But obviously as we've seen from this trial in Michigan -we have a number of production teams that are much too aggressive in preparing the guests for air.

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One of the things I'm most proud of is that [Donahuej brought democracy to television. That people in the audience actually could stand up and use the airwaves that belonged to them was a

PHIL: Well, to begin, let's understand what's happening: The [networks] are doing what [ did. That's a ratings booster. We wanna know what's gonna happen to Ellen! [fwe allow the marketplace to work, we'll stamp out homophobia. We had a gay kiss on our show that NBC wanted to take out of the 25th Anniversary special.

And I got into it. I said, "Cmon, we've solved these problems. We fought these battles in the early '70s." [ saved the kiss and it cost the network $800,000. That's how many sponsors they claim they lost. I wish we hadn't lost the revenue. But [feel very proud of the victory.

METRO: Final question. Did you enjoy doing the male stripper shows?

PHIL: Oh, yeah. I enjoyed it more after I saw the reaction. When [ saw four hundred women in the audience absolutely con­

"I've had people come up to me at airports who have said 'Thank you for your show, Icame Ollt to my parents because ofyou.'" very radical idea in 1967.

People who were dis­ missed by mainstream papers and journalistic venues found a place to send up a flare regarding what was happening to them. They found a platform in the daytime. And I'm very proud of that, very proud.

METRO: GLAAD is honoring you next week. What are your thoughts on the organization?

PHIL: They do a fabulous job of blowing the whistle on limp-wristed stereotypes - a wonderful job. I mean, they pounce! And they also do a helluva job of highlighting entertainment material and creative scripts that celebrate gayness.

METRO: GLAAD does offer a lot of positive reinforcement, which I think is why there are so many gay and lesbians portrayed on TV right now, especially in sitcoms.

vulse in laughter and delight, I just could­ n't believe it. Your grandmother was in the audience, your wife, and your baby sister, and they had a ball! One guy set fire to his jockstrap at the end ofthe show and the roof fell in. I have never seen any­ thing like it. I got paid to draw a crowd, and I earned my money that day. It was fabulous.

METRO: I wonder what it would have been like if you had a whole audience filled with gay men?

PHIL: [Laughs.] Oh, gee. I never thought of that. That's out there even beyond my imagination. IIIEJ GLAAD (the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation) will honor Phil Donahue with a cocktail reception at the National Press Club Ballroom, Tuesday, December 1O,from 6:30 to 8:30 p. m. Tickets are $100 and may be purchased by calling (202) 884-7346.

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Impossible to summarize in this space, the World War II -era story unfolds through the recollections of a mysterious, dying burn victim (Ralph Fiennes), and in the experiences of the nurse, Hana (Juliette Binoche), who cares for him in his final days. Dropping out of a hospital convoy when it becomes clear that the dying man won't survive the journey home, she sets up a kind of hospice in an abandoned Tuscan monastery, where they're soon joined by another enigmatic stranger (Willem Dafoe), known only as Caravaggio, and two bomb disposal experts, one of whom, a Sikh by the name of Kip (Naveen Andrews) begins a gentle romance with Hana that serves as stark counterpoint to the steady flow of memories Hana elicits from her patient.

The patient, it turns out, is Count Laszlo Almasy, a Hungarian cartographer who came to Egypt at the outset ofWorld War II. While fighting raged ever-doser, the tanned, lean Almasy began a torrid (IiteraJly bodice-ripping) affair with Katha rine Clifton (Kristin Scott Thomas), the crisply

turned out wife of a fellow map-maker.

Passionate and reck­ less, their trysts push the two of them ever­ closer to disaster.

When the war sweeps in, it's as if their des­ tinies had commanded it.

Although basically a love story - anum­ berof love stories, actually - The English Patient is also an engrossing mystery (not to mention exotic travelogue), in which Minghella withholds key details about Almasy's and Clifton's affair until the very end. Over the course of the film's two-and­ half-hours, the director overlays upon this relationship the burgeoning love between Hana and Kip, while folding in Willem Dafoe's character to harrowing effect.

What endures in memory, however, are a succession ofrapturously beautiful and exotic images: British colonials celebrating Christmas in Cairo; the wreckage of war and the beauty ofthe Tuscan countryside in contrast to the dramatic contours of the Sahara. No other film this year combines acting of this caliber with a production and cinematography as accomplished and sweeping as offered by The English Patient.

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Three Nights is based on the events that transpired 1986, when Oliver North and a cadre ofAmerican offi­ dais paid a secret visit to Iran hoping to strike a deal for the release of American hostages. It was truly a frightening time in our history, when men who believed they were above the law took it upon themselves to master­ mind foreign policy through bribes, diversion of funds, and illegal arms deals.

Apparently, Strand decided that this tragic episode was not only wor­ thy of a play, but that it was also excellent fodder for a slap-happy comedy a la Three's Company. And much of what passes for humor in Three Nights-like that cheesy '70s T.Y. sitcom -is based on mistaken identity. Thus, we are expe;::ted to buy that the Americans would be stupid enough to confuse the hotel's housekeepers with high­ ranking Iranian officials and vice-versa. The remaining jokes are scatological in nature, specifically related to a backed-up toilet and an Israeli with a bad case of flatulence.

The lower-than-Iowbrow humor is over­ acted by a cast that ranges from annoying to downright insufferable. At the annoying end

is Hugh Nees as blobby, food-obsessed bureaucrat George Cave and Sarah Marshall as Daemon, a fairy-like apparition visible only to North. Both Nees and Marshall are very one-note, either due to poorly con­ .ceived roles or simply because they are as bored as the audience.

But the straw that breaks the camel's back is Bill Mondy's hyperventilating Oliver North. The real North is known to speak and act with remarkable calm and resolve, but Mondy seems to take his cues from an entirely dif­ ferent figure (John Ritter, perhaps?). He literally bounces off the walls as he shouts and over-gesticu­ lates the simplest of lines.

One has to wonder why director Kyle Donnelly allowed Mondy to get away with such a ham­ fisted performancre. (It is also disturbing that a monster like Oliver North is portrayed as a mere fooL) One standout in this sea of irritation is Lawrence Redmond, a bril­ liant character actor who plays an Iranian arms dealer and whose performance results in the show's only good laughs. Still, even Redmond's impeccable comic timing can't save this dog.

The bland set, designed by Lou Stancari, is notable only for its durability: The four doors on stage are slammed repeatedly throughout the play, and the set (unfortu­ nately) never collapses on the actors.

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Granny, if you only knew.

This time, however, was different. By; choosing to come out to one of my cousins, who conveniently served as the biggest family gossip, I had announced my queer­ ness to every Bugg within the continental United States, with the exception of my grandfather. Being nearly deaf, he was left to figure it out on his own.

"Sean's kind ofstrange," he told my sister, in one of my favorite understatements of the year. "I guess he doesn't like girls very much."

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Lesson #2: Don't overestimate your family.

If you plan to bring a partner home for the first time, you absolutely must do one of two things - either work out the sleeping arrangements before you ever leave your own house or make hotel reservations.

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By coming out to my loudmouthed cousin, I'd announced my Queerness to every Bugg in the U.S.

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