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o it’s come to this. I’ve only recently entered my 30s, and I’m about to write a letter railing against today’s youth, but recent events have me concerned.

This summer I confronted a barrage of discouraging interactions with teenagers and “young people” who continually made me question our culture’s current and future state of civility. Time after time, I encountered kids working counters and booths, in stores and on the street who could barely function. I was met with rude, inattentive or otherwise incompetent service all summer long, and I have decided that I’m no longer going to act apologetic about it.

Maybe it’s because I’ve finally figured out how to behave like a professional over the last few years that the behavior I am assaulted with is so glaringly offensive. Kids today have distinct problems with seemingly simple operations such as finishing sentences and making eye contact. At venues both corporate and locally owned, I was made to feel like I was inconveniencing employees who would rather brag about partying last weekend than help the person standing right in front of them.

So, young people, here’s the headline: The age of apathy is over.

It’s not cool to not care. Not anymore. I get it, you know. I grew up in the ’90s, when apathy was king. Baristas and waiters became beacons of underachieving slacker culture. And it was charming for a while, and we all slowly got used to it. But that’s done now.

As more and more youngsters find college to be a mountainous obstacle—one that’s perceived as not worth the avalanche of debt that comes with the diploma—the service industry will become an increasingly competitive industry. Expectations are going to go up with the growing demand for work, and in an arena where qualifications are low, an engaging conversation can make all the difference in landing the gig. That’s why now is the perfect time to step it up. We’re counting on you!

Charlie Swanson is the Bohemian’s calendar editor and is not a curmudgeon at all.

Open Mic is a weekly feature in the ‘Bohemian.’ We welcome your contribution. To have your topical essay of 350 words considered for publication, write openmic@bohemian.com.

It’s Complicated The article (“Gary’s Web,” Oct. 8) suggests Mercury News executive editor Jerry Ceppos threw Gary Webb under the bus, but the truth is more complex than that.

At the time, in the Albion Monitor I paraphrased Ceppos’ editorial thus: “Look, this was an extremely important story, but it was also complex and involved staggering amounts of information. It was probably the greatest challenge I’ve seen in my three decades as a reporter. For the record, I’d like to say that I’m not satisfied with a few points. We did a great job, but I’d change a few things if I had my druthers.” In particular, Ceppos was right in saying that the series oversimplified the causes of the crack explosion in urban America.

But the New York Times pounced on his editorial and “produced an article and editorial as deceitful as Ceppos’ work was noble” (quoting again my 1997 piece that appeared in the Albion Monitor). “The Mercury News Comes Clean,” read the NYT editorial headline, falsely claiming that Ceppos and the Mercury News were retracting all or part of the story.

To the contrary, Ceppos wrote in his editorial: “Indeed, one of the most bedeviling questions for us over the past few months has been: Does the presence of conflicting information invalidate our entire effort? I strongly believe the answer is no, and that this story was right on many important points.”

The Times, the Washington Post, and the Los Angeles Times worked hard to discredit the series and succeeded, to their shame. The Post also refused to print a letter to the editor from Ceppos in response to their critique.

If Webb’s series was flawed, it’s because he didn’t delve deep enough into those bloodied waters. Yet the Times misused the Ceppos editorial as an excuse to

exonerate the CIA—something far more deceptive than Ceppos’ qualified admission that they couldn’t conclusively link top CIA officials to the operation.

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Walmart Not Wanted What happens in Rohnert Park does not stay in Rohnert Park. That is why local environmental, labor, health and social justice organizations have consistently opposed the expansion of the Walmart store in that city.

Since Rohnert Park is a part of a regional economy and the proposed expansion is designed to attract shoppers from nearby communities, city officials should assess the long-term impacts on the region, not just their city.

Instead of supporting pedestrian and bike-friendly neighborhood shopping centers, anchored by a grocery store, as envisioned in the city’s general plan, the construction of a super-center far from any residential complex tramples that vision. It means long shopping trips across town or on 101, increasing traffic and carbon emissions in an already congested corridor.

Because Walmart ships many of its products from distant or offshore factories, its operations are energy intensive and its container ships release millions of tons of greenhouse gases.

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For the first time, California craft beermakers will be able to sell bottled beer at certified farmers markets under AB 2004, signed into law by Gov. Jerry Brown earlier this month. Sponsored

by Assemblyman Wes Chesbro, the bill lifts restrictions on the state’s craft-beer industry at farmers markets, and lets beermakers sell any kind of beer and wine at private, on-premises events they host. The measure enjoyed unanimous bipartisan support in Sacramento and goes into effect Jan. 1.

Critically, AB 2004 brings state beer law in line with what’s allowed in the wine industry.

The craft-beer lobby is thrilled at a bill that offers parity “with the privileges currently enjoyed by the wine industry,” says California Craft Brewers Association executive director Tom McCormick in a statement.

PAGE TURNERS Vicki DeArmon, center, Copperfield’s events and marketing director, says her staff helps make bestsellers.

Surprise Ending Independent bookstores not only survive, but thrive in the age of Amazon BY JESSE HOOPES

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he 1998 film You’ve Got Mail portrayed Meg Ryan as the owner of a quaint, neighborhood bookstore being preyed upon by a Barnes & Noble– like behemoth.

The film foreshadowed the likelihood of heartless, corporate megastores knocking off the momand-pop shops one by one, leaving

only a pile of brick and mortar.

Flash forward to today. The demise of the independent bookstore by online superstores has not come to pass. But in an age that embraces all things tech, how did the quaint, neighborhood bookstore endure?

According to the American Booksellers Association, despite hitting rock-bottom in 2009, the number of independent bookstores has increased 19.3 percent, from 1,651 to 1,971. This trajectory bodes

well for the future of the small business.

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Star Sale A small group of Bolinas residents is working hard to keep Star Route Farms operational as an organic farm.

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Vicki DeArmon, marketing and events director for Copperfield’s Books, with locations in Marin, Napa and Sonoma counties, asserts that these indie stores can “make bestsellers out of books,” adding that they can, “handsell a book, introduce it to the community,” thereby making a sleeper out of an otherwise lesser known title. This kind of symbiotic relationship is uncharacteristic of e-commerce. “You are not going to meet any authors on Amazon,” she says.

Naomi Chamblin grew up in her father’s bookstore and felt compelled to open one of her own.

“Napa was missing a bookstore.

The community needed it,” she says. Thus, Napa Book Mine was born. The store has only been open a little over a year, but Chamblin and her husband, Eric Hagyard, have already opened a second location at the Oxbow Farmer’s Market in Napa.

Borders closed all of its stores.

The reason for their failure was a misread of the market. Peter Wahlstrom, an industry tracker for research firm Morningstar, stated in a 2011 interview for NPR, “[Borders] made a pretty big bet in merchandising, went heavy into CD music sales and DVDs, just as the industry was going towards digital. And at that same time, Barnes and Noble was pulling back.

“Barnes and Noble invested in beefing up its online sales,” Wahlstrom told NPR. “Borders did not. Instead, it expanded its physical plant and refurbished its stores. And Borders outsourced its online sales operation to Amazon.

In our view, that was more like handing the keys over to a direct competitor.”

One might conclude that this

casualty of commerce would create room for more online corporations to flourish. Meanwhile, Amazon announced it would be opening a store in Manhattan, close to the Macy’s flagship, a testament to the resiliency of the conventional bookshop.

Here in the North Bay, the strength of the community is integral in what makes a successful business. “We were so lucky,” says Chamblin, referring to the recent earthquake that devastated a number of businesses in Napa. “Half of our books fell to the ground, and people just showed up to help out. We were only closed for one day.” Chamblin adds, “Those experiences you cannot get in a big chain.”

And independent bookstores are as equally involved in their communities. Book Passage began its foray into civic participation when it conducted a writing class with local author Anne Lamott 25 years ago.

“The Bay Area’s liveliest bookstore” also conducts classes throughout the year for adults and children, in languages, art appreciation, cooking and writing classes as well as working closely with local schools, including Dominican University. Petrocelli believes that residents should “support the idea of locally owned businesses. It is the beauty of where we live. We are lucky to have this thriving community. We have fun!”

Copperfield’s DeArmon cannot deny the visceral element. “People want the experience of being in a bookstore, they want the experience of discovery. [The bookstore] evokes all the senses.

It has the ability to create a whole experience.” She contrasts the personal experience of a bookstore to online dating and e-commerce.

“It’s not sustaining. People want the contact.”

Amazon would do well to sleep with one eye open.

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Remembering Andy Lopez A long and trying year has passed since Andy Lopez was shot and killed by a Sonoma County Deputy Sheriff. October 22 marks the one-year anniversary of the teen’s death in the Moorland Avenue neighborhood, and Santa Rosa criminal-justice activists have organized two weeks’ worth of Lopez-related actions and events to commemorate his passing as they push for greater police accountability.

Here’s what’s happening: The Justice Coalition for Andy Lopez (JCAL) has a memorial planned for Lopez on Oct. 15 at 4pm at the plot of land known as Andy’s Memorial Park (Moorland and Los Robles). There’s a cleanup at the park Oct. 18 at 10am and a meeting of the Sonoma County Community Oversight of Police Practices on Oct. 20—that group sprang up out of the JCAL and is working up a review of police practices in Santa Rosa.

Organizers plan a daylong protest at the Hall of Justice in Santa Rosa and at the Sonoma Board of Supervisors County Complex on Oct. 21.

Oct. 22 was Andy Lopez’ last day on earth in 2013, and, sadly, it coincides with the National Day Against Police Brutality and Mass Incarceration. There’s a daylong protest against such things in Sacramento starting at 9am— and a potluck back at Andy’s Park in the late afternoon.

Lopez’s death has already spawned legislation at the state level. At the time of his death, he was carrying a toy gun that was mistaken for a real one.

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Dining CAFE CULTURE For mobile writerly types, a good cafe’s WiFi has to be as strong as its espresso.

Laptops and Lattes In search of WiFi-friendly cafes

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afes have always been the unofficial workplaces for creatives and freelance writers working on the next big thing. As the laptop replaced the notebook, the laptop-friendly coffee shop was born, complete with eWiFi, good music, plenty of sockets and ‘hang out as long as you like’ policy.

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But finding a cafe that offers all of the above, while keeping coffee standards high can be a challenge, especially outside of large cities. Here are a few dignified options, whether you live on a slope in Marin, or by the river in Sonoma County..

But the ideal “office” coffee shop—with excellent coffee, efficient WiFi, tasteful music, plenty of sockets and a “hang out as long as you like” policy—is now a staple in every self-respecting town. Whether you live on a slope

in Marin or by the river in Sonoma County, chances are a laptopfriendly coffee shop is just around the corner.

In Sebastopol, Taylor Maid Farms is as close as it gets to a perfect second office. Opened in the beginning of 2014 at the Barlow, the place is a mecca for photographers, writers and scholars who seek a bright, friendly space to accommodate their business and creative exploration. Laptop users can choose between bar stools on the terrace, a spot on the upper level,

or roomy tables by the counter, where some visitors have regular seats; many spend the whole day here.

The smell of freshly ground coffee, roasted on location, is ever-present, but the play list changes according to the staff’s mood. You might type to French chansons one day then browse to alternative rock the next. Culinary minimalism—just pastries and cookies—ensures no one will distract you with a tuna sandwich while you’re editing your short film, and the most indulgent item on the beverage menu is lavender or pumpkin latte.

The same no-nonsense attitude can be observed in other Sonoma County hotspots—smaller than Tailor Maid but very effective nevertheless. Roasting their own beans and sharing a modern design of wood and steel, both Acre Coffee in Petaluma and Santa Rosa and Flying Goat Coffee in Healdsburg and Santa Rosa host dozens of laptop users on daily basis. While Acre offers a busy, urban vibe and networking, Flying Goat’s atmosphere is laidback and small-town friendly, welcoming yoga-practicing girls, rural entrepreneurs and nonprofit enthusiasts.

In addition to the Acre and Flying Goat, Santa Rosa has plenty of laptop-friendly options, but none of them has the sunlight or menu of Criminal Baking Co. & Undercover Noshery. This tiny SOFA district place is charming and arty, with Melody coffee and WiFi fast enough to Skype, if you must. The menu will make sure nobody goes home hungry.

Napa County’s choice of coffee shops could be improved, but glimpses of hope emerge occasionally. Yo El Rey Roasting in Calistoga may have limited seating, but the cute modern design and the excellent fair trade, organic coffee make this coffee shop a pleasant pit stop.

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Marin County offers plenty of nearly-perfect spots, catering to students, tech workers and young dads on maternity leave. Fans of quirky, unusual settings and anyone who’d like to try a “scuffin,” should head to Dr. Insomniac’s in Novato. Christmas lights and homemade lattes make for a good workday boost, and the muffinmeets-scone pastries are addictive.

In San Rafael, Royal Ground Coffee and Aroma Cafe both have plenty of sunlight and a number of tables to perch your laptop on.

Royal Ground has generous food portions and luscious mocha drinks, presented in a relaxed, casual environment. Aroma Cafe serves Grafeo espresso and McLaughlin Coffee Co. brew, plus a tempting Mediterranean menu. The exposed brick and the artwork, featuring local artists, make for a European vibe, perfect for an afternoon escapism session.

Alternatively, a very happening local atmosphere can be found at Mill Valley’s Depot Cafe and Bookstore, located in one of the most charming buildings in the county. An old train depot, the narrow structure’s big windows fill the space with light. As delicious salads and quiches come out of the kitchen, coffee drinks can be overlooked, but great lattes and ice coffees, courtesy of Peerless Coffee in Oakland, are available.

A similar deal—books, sun, music and coffee—makes Corte Madera’s Book Passage a favorite destination. Here, the scene is more Golden Girls than HBO’s Girls, and the menu offers delicious gluten-free options. In chic San Anselmo, where everyone seems to be on a perpetual vacation, the San Anselmo Coffee Roastery is a popular daytime spot. Located on a street corner, it pampers laptop crowds with ample seating, a very Instagrammable mural for a background and house-roasted beans.

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Our selective list of North Bay restaurants is subject to menu, pricing and schedule changes. Call first for confirmation.

Restaurants in these listings appear on a rotating basis. For expanded listings, visit www.bohemian.com.

Celebrating Our 5th Year Anniversary!

Newly renovated to reflect the rustic charm of the property.

A fusion of Wine Country and California cuisines, the menu features ingredients sourced from Corks own garden along with local Sonoma County farmers and purveyors.

20% Wine Club Member Dining Discount Open daily for Lunch and Dinner Brunch on weekends Tasting Room Open Daily

5700 Hwy 116 • Forestville • 707.887.3344 • www.Corks116.com

BAY VIEW RESTAURANT & BAR – BODEGA BAY ESTA BLISH ED IN 1984

Traditional Italian and Local Seafood at Affordable Prices SERVING DINNER Wednesday–Sundays (Saturday Piano Bar) ~ Full Bar, Fireside Lounge, Outdoor Patio ~ Featuring Sonoma County Wines

COST: $ = Under $12; $$ = $13-$20; $$$ = $21-$26; $$$$ = Over $27

Rating indicates the low to average cost of a full dinner for one person, exclusive of desserts, beverages and tip.

S O N O MA CO U N T Y Dierk’s Parkside Cafe American. $. Classic, fresh diner food in a comfortable diner setting. Ought to be in a movie.

Breakfast and lunch daily.

404 Santa Rosa Ave, Santa Rosa. 707.573.5955. Dierk’s Midtown Cafe, 1422 Fourth St, Santa Rosa.

Gaia’s Garden Vegetarian. $. International buffet with simple, homestyle food for just a few bucks, including curry and dahl, enchiladas, eggplant parmesan and homemade bread. Lunch and dinner daily.

1899 Mendocino Ave, Santa Rosa. 707.544.2491.

Hana Japanese. $$$-$$$$.

~ Spectacular Sunset Views ~ Winemaker Dinner Series featured Monthly ~ Groups and Receptions Welcome

Inn at the Tides 800 Hwy One, Bodega Bay 707.875.2751 www.InnattheTides.com

An oasis of cool tucked away in the atmosphereless Doubletree Hotel complex.

Reservations on the weekend a must. Lunch and dinner daily.

101 Golf Course Dr, Rohnert Park. 707.586.0270.

K&L Bistro French. $-$$$.

3883 Airway Drive Ste 145, Santa Rosa 707.528.3095 www.chloesco.com M–F, 8am–5pm

This comfortable restaurant serves fine food with a friendly Sebastopol flair. Zagat-rated, consistently excellent and surprisingly innovative. Lunch and dinner, Mon-Sat; dinner, Sun. 119 S Main St, Sebastopol.

707.823.6614.

Lily Kai Chinese. $$. An

unwind on the coast Happy Hour 3-5 Daily

Assorted Indian snacks, Mixed Platters $6 Samosas $3. All Bottled Beer $3

Authentic Indian Cuisine & select American Summer Fare

Bombay style Indian Chinese entrees also Open for Lunch & Dinner 11:30am–9pm

Sizzling Tandoor II 9960 HWY 1 s 707-865-0625

es alades Quinoa & Roasted Carrot Garden Niçoise French Green Lentil Full Catering Orchard Harvest Menu Available Salade Verte

extensive array of bistro-chic dishes like mild curry lamb, spicy basil prawns and roast duck with steamed lotus buns.

Hot and sour soup is stellar.

Lunch and dinner daily.

3100 Lakeville Hwy, Petaluma.

707.782.1132.

Parish Cafe Cafe. $$.

Authentic po’ boy sandwiches elicit the sound of a big brass marching band with every bite.

Breakfast favorites include shrimp and grits, but don’t forget the beignets. Breakfast and lunch, Wed-Sun. 60-A Mill St, Healdsburg. 707.431.8474

Risibisi Italian. $$-$$$.

An oasis of urbanity that will transport you to New York, Paris even. The menu keeps freshly seasonal and changes weekly. Lunch and dinner daily.

154 Petaluma Blvd N, Petaluma.

707.766.7600.

Shige Sushi Japanese. $-$$. Small space in downtown Cotati has big dreams. Lunch specials in bento format, of course, but try the nigiri for dinner. Lunch, Tues-Fri; dinner, Tues-Sun. 8235 Old Redwood Hwy, Cotati.

707.795.9753.

Thai Pot Thai. $$. A local favorite for authentic Thai recipes with pad Thai, curries, exotic appetizers and entrées. Lunch and dinner daily. 2478 W Third St, Santa Rosa. 707.575.9296.

6961 Sebastopol Ave (across from West America Bank), Sebastopol. 707.829.8889.

West Side Bar & Grill Sports Bar. $$. Home of the almost-famous bacon cheeseburger. Seventeen beers on tap (wine list available).

Fourteen flat screen televisions to watch all of the hottest sports events. Two great pool tables. Lunch and dinner daily.

3082 Marlow Rd # B8, Santa Rosa. 707.573.9453.

Willow Wood Market Cafe Mediterranean. $$.

Homey, eclectic foods. Breakfast, lunch and dinner, Mon-Sat; brunch, Sun. 9020 Graton Rd, Graton. 707.823.0233.

MARIN CO U N T Y Frantoio Italian. $$-$$$.

Perennial winner of SF Chron’s “100 Best,” Frantoio also produces all of its own olive oil.

Dinner daily. 152 Shoreline Hwy, Mill Valley. 415.289.5777.

Hilltop 1892 American. $$-$$$$. Casual dining with panoramic Marin views and

a California-cuisine take on such classic fare as steaks, fresh seafood and seasonal greens. Complete with custom cocktails. Lunch and dinner daily; Sunday brunch.

850 Lamont Ave, Novato.

415.893.1892.

Il Piccolo Caffe Italian. $$. Big, ample portions at this premier spot on Sausalito’s spirited waterfront. Breakfast and lunch daily. 660 Bridgeway, Ste 3, Sausalito. 415.289.1195.

Insalata’s Mediterranean. $$$. Simple, high-impact dishes of exotic flavors. Lunch and dinner daily. 120 Sir Francis Drake Blvd, San Anselmo.

415.457.7700.

Marin Brewing Co Pub food. $-$$. Excellent soups, salads, pub grub and awardwinning pork-beer sausage.

Lunch and dinner daily.

1809 Larkspur Landing Circle, Larkspur. 415.461.4677.

Mountain Home Inn American. $$-$$$$. Great summer sandwiches with a view atop Mt Tamalpais.

Breakfast, Sat-Sun; lunch and dinner, Wed-Sun. 810 Panoramic Dr, Mill Valley.

415.381.9000.

Pizzeria Picco Pizza. $-$$.

The wood-fired oven keeps things cozy, and the organic ingredients and produce make it all tasty. Lunch and dinner, Sat-Sun; dinner only, Mon-Fri. 316 Magnolia Ave, Larkspur. 415.945.8900.

Robata Grill & Sushi Japanese. $$. Mmm. With thick slices of fresh sashimi, Robata knows how to do it. The rolls are big winners. Lunch, MonFri; dinner daily. 591 Redwood Hwy, Mill Valley. 415.381.8400.

Sushi Ran Japanese. $$$$. This beautiful restaurant attracts locals and tourists with its fresh catches. A wide selection of nigiri, depending on what’s fresh. Lunch, Mon-Fri; dinner, Fri-Sun. 107 Caledonia St, Sausalito.

415.332.3620.

The William Tell House American & Italian. $$. Marin County’s oldest saloon. Casual and jovial atmosphere. Steaks, pasta, chicken and fish all served with soup or salad. Lunch and dinner daily. 26955 Hwy 1, Tomales. 707.878.2403

Yet Wah Chinese. $$.

Can’t go wrong here. Special Dungeness crab dishes for

dinner; dim sum for lunch.

Lunch and dinner daily.

1238 Fourth St, San Rafael.

415.460.9883.

Ad Hoc American. $$-$$$.

Thomas Keller’s quintessential neighborhood restaurant.

Prix fixe dinner changes daily.

Actually takes reservations.

6476 Washington St, Yountville.

707.944.2487.

Cole’s Chop House American steakhouse. $$-$$$.

Handsome, upscale 1950s-era steakhouse serving chophouse classics like dry-aged porterhouse steak and Black Angus filet mignon. Dinner daily. 1122 Main St, Napa.

707.224.6328.

Fazerrati’s Pizza. $-$$.

Great pie, cool brews, the game’s always on. Great place for post-Little League. Lunch and dinner daily. 1517 W Imola Ave, Napa. 707.255.1188.

French Laundry Definitive California Cuisine. $$$$. What else is there to say? Chef Thomas Keller’s institution is among the very best restuarants in the country. 6640 Washington St., Yountville. 707.944.2380.

Fumé Bistro & Bar California cuisine. $$$.

California bistro fare that nearly always hits the mark.

Lunch and dinner daily; brunch, Sat-Sun. 4050 Byway E, Napa.

707.257.1999.

Gillwoods Cafe Diner. $-$$. Classic hometown diner, specializes in the homemade.

Breakfast and lunch daily.

1313 Main St, St Helena.

707.963.1788.

Gott’s Roadside Tray Gourmet Diner. $-$$.

Formerly Taylor’ Automatic Refresher. Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily. 933 Main St, St Helena. 707.963.3486. Also at Oxbow Public Market, 644 First St, Napa. 707.224,6900.

Booze Battle in Sonoma It was an epic throw-down.

Fourteen local establishments competed for best bar bragging rights in the annual Sonoma Bar Battle Saturday night, Oct. 11. When it was over, many lay wasted and the streets ran crimson red—but that was probably just some spilled Sunday morning bloody Marys.

All the heavy hitters in sweet Sonoma made the scene Saturday night at the Sonoma Veterans Building: HopMonk Sonoma, Burgers & Vine, the Swiss Hotel, Town Square, Murphy’s Irish Pub, Aventine Glen Ellen, Centre du Vin, Steiners Tavern, El Dorado Kitchen, Mary’s Pizza Shack, Blue Moon Saloon, and others. They came to make drinks, and to be judged for them.

Murphy’s Irish Pub came out on top, and we think it’s pretty cool that the Irish joint won, given that those sorts of places can tend toward the beer-and-shot end of the saloon experience.

But not in sophisticated Sonoma, and not at this competition, where participants made drinks with a “secret ingredient” liquor— Courvoiser VSOP—and secret mixes that included pineapple gum syrup, spicy ginger shrub and other weird mixological offerings.

There was vodka too.

Second prize in this year’s competition, the eighth annual year of the Sonoma bar battle, went to Burgers & Vine. Saddles Steakhouse came in third. HopMonk Sonoma won for best “fan favorite booth.”

All proceeds from the booze battle went to serve veterans who have fought actual ones: the Native Sons of the Golden West Parlor #111 and Jack London American Legion Post #489.

Murphy’s Irish Pub, 464 First St. E., Sonoma. 707. 935.0660.—Tom Gogola

La Toque Restaurant French-inspired. $$$$. Set in a comfortable elegantly rustic dining room reminiscent of a French lodge, with a stone fireplace centerpiece, La Toque makes for memorable special-occasion dining. The elaborate wine pairing menus are luxuriously inspired. Dinner daily. 1314 McKinstry St, Napa.

707.257.5157.

Pizza Azzurro Italian. $.

Run by a former Tra Vigne and Lark Creek Inn alum, the pizza is simple and thin, and ranks as some of the best in the North Bay. Lunch and dinner daily.

1260 Main St (at Clinton), Napa.

707.255.5552.

Red Rock Cafe & Backdoor BBQ American. $-$$. Cafe specializing in barbecue and classic diner fare.

Messy, delicious. Lunch and dinner daily. 1010 Lincoln Ave, Napa. 707.252.9250.

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Wineries

Most reviews by James Knight. Note: Those listings marked ‘WC’ denote wineries with caves. These wineries are usually only open to the public by appointment.

Wineries in these listings appear on a rotating basis.

S O N O MA CO U N T Y DaVero Sonoma Get lubed with spicy extra virgin from California’s first Tuscan olive trees; rare Sagrantino wine is in a different league.

Jams, soaps and balm from the farm, too. 766 Westside Road, Healdsburg. 10am-5pm daily except Tuesday. Nominal fee $15. 707.431.8000.

Everett Ridge Vineyards & Winery As is the custom at sister winery Esterlina, orange cheese puffs are served for palate cleansing between sips of exclusive Cole Ranch Riesling and big, soft and fruity reds. Plus, inexpensive, solid and sassy “Diablita” rocks screw-capped bottles of Sonoma County Red, White, Pink and Zin. Dandy view can be enjoyed from the tasting room or the patio. 435 West Dry Creek Road, Healdsburg.

Open daily, 10am–5pm. Tasting fee, $15. 707.433.1637.

Gary Farrell The namesake is gone but the quality remains. Pinot Noir and Chardonnay. 10701 Westside Road, Healdsburg. Open daily, 11am–4pm. 707.473.2900.

John Tyler Wines For decades, the Bacigalupis have been selling prized grapes to the likes of Chateau Montelena and Williams Selyem. Now, the third-generation wine growers offer the pick of the vineyard in their own tasting room, brandnew in 2011. Graceful Pinot and sublime Zin. 4353 Westside Road, Healdsburg. Open dail,y 10:30am–5pm. Tastings $10.

707.473.0115.

Moondance Cellars Dogs, Cabs and cars are the focus; when a supercharged 1965 Corvette is parked in front, the vintner is in the house. Also, Port and Sherry from Sonoma Valley Portworks.

14301 Arnold Drive, Glen Ellen.

Daily 11am–6pm. $5 tasting fee. 707.938.7550.

Rued Winery Folks been

Red October No reason to panic at UPTick Vineyards

farming grapes here since 1880s; the best bottomland Sauvignon Blanc and benchland Zinfandel and Cabernet skimmed from the family’s 160 acres of grapes is offered at comparatively farmstand prices. 3850 Dry Creek Road, Healdsburg. Open daily 11am–4:30pm. Tasting fee $5.

707.433.3261.

Spann Vineyards Ninety percent of Spann wines are distributed out of state, leaving a little aside for this off-thePlaza tasting room. Malbec, Mourvedre and Mayacamas Cab; the take-home bargain is a $20 blend. Photography gallery adds visual interest.

111 E. Napa St., Sonoma. Open daily, noon–6pm. Tasting fee.

707.933.8343.

Thumbprint Cellars Vegan wines named Arousal, Threesome and Four Play; but it all started out innocently enough. Downtown lounge offers curvaceous bar, hookah-den-styled booth, and seasonal nosh.

102 Matheson St., Healdsburg.

Open 11am to 6pm Sunday– Thursday, to 7pm Saturday.

Tastings $5–$10; with food pairing, $10–$20. 707.433.2393.

Vinoteca Vinify Wine Services is like a Russian doll of wineries within wineries making brands for still more clients. It’s in a generic industrial-park location, but with unique, single-vineyard wines from Frostwatch, Baker Lane, Bjornstad, Super Sonoman and others. 3358 Coffey Lane, Ste. C, Santa Rosa. Friday– Sunday 11am–5pm. $10 fee.

707.542.3292.

N A PA CO U N T Y Bennett Lane Winery The old trope “beer-drinking NASCAR fans vs. Chardonnaysipping highbrows” runs out of gas at a winery that sponsors an annual NASCAR race and has its own car, emblazoned with grapes. A Roman emperor who appreciated hearty vino

as much as a good chariot race inspired Maximus White and Red “feasting wines.”

3340 Hwy. 128, Calistoga.

707.942.6684.

Corison Winery Winemaker Cathy Corison proudly describes herself as a “Cabernet chauvinist.”

987 St. Helena Hwy., St. Helena. By appointment.

707.963.0826.

Del Dotto Vineyards (WC) Caves lined with Italian marble and ancient tiles, not to mention Venetian chandeliers and mosaic marble floors. They host candle-lit tastings, replete with cheese and chocolate, Friday–Sunday. Opera resonates until 4pm; rock rules after 4pm. 1055 Atlas Peak Road, Napa. By appointment.

707.963.2134.

Krupp Brothers Estates The story of Stagecoach Vineyards is of extremes: two miles end-toend. One billion pounds of rock extracted. Seventy wineries buy the fruit; the Krupps release 2,000 cases including Black Bart Marsanne.

3265 Soda Canyon Road, Napa.

Tours by appointment, $25.

707.260.0514. Tasting at A Dozen Vintners, 3000 Hwy. 29, St. Helena. Daily, 10am-5pm.

707.967.0666.

Robert Biale Vineyards Was it the high scores that attracted the horde, or the excellence of the wine?

It’s a chicken-and-egg type of question, but “Black Chicken” is neither chicken nor egg; it’s a bottle of Zinfandel.

4038 Big Ranch Road, Napa.

By appointment daily, 10am– 4pm. Tasting fees $20–$35.

707.257.7555.

Storybook Mountain Vineyards (WC) Jerry and Sigrid Seps and a few likeminded winemakers founded Zinfandel Advocates and Producers (ZAP), through which they continue to proselytize on behalf of “America’s heritage grape.”

3835 Hwy. 128, Calistoga. By appointment. 707.942.5310.

BY JAMES KNIGHT

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t’s a lovely afternoon for financial panic. The sun warms the air just so, the vineyards are speckled with yellow and red, and don’t all the really great stock market crashes happen in October? If it isn’t exactly October, 1929 or 1987—and who can forget the Panic of 1907?—I can’t take my eyes off the live electronic stock ticker above the bar at UPTick Vineyards. Today, every big-name stock that flashes by is in negative territory.

On the plus side, there’s drink.

Just having a passion for wine is really great, but it will not build a brand-new tasting room on Westside Road with ample parking and furnish it with a baby grand piano. When owners Steven and Robin Black founded UPTick in 2007, they rather candidly themed it after the heaps of money that Steven Black made in the New York financial-services industry, having started in the mail room at Merrill Lynch at age 18.

But it’s not all no bull at UPTick. In one corner, a sculpture inspired by the Wall Street “Charging Bull” snorts and stomps under a 9-11 memorial flag. Like a hyperinflated market, the bull’s not solid—it’s convincingly spray-painted styrofoam and can be lifted with one finger, as tasting room host David Day demonstrates. Until they step out from behind the bar, the people here appear in bizarre silhouette against the vineyard—almost as if, say, an invisible hand were pouring the wine. Day, who is also assistant winemaker, explains that the tasting room was designed that way, to showcase the view, not the people. But it is actually Day’s knowledgeable and honest talk about the winery that turn this visit from a curiosity-seeking whim into a favorable impression of their efforts.

Wines are 100 percent varietal, single vineyard, and are customcrushed in Sebastopol. The 2012 Hilda’s Rosé ($22) is crisp and steely, with strawberry highlights. The 2012 Dry Creek Valley Sauvignon Blanc ($30) has that classic Sauvignon cat-pee nose, but a nicely rounded, oak-aged body. Also well mannered, the 2011 Estate Russian River Valley Chardonnay ($30) shows barrel aging without malolactic fermentation—juicy, golden raisin and baked apple flavors linger without undue sweetness or tartness.

A diverse portfolio of reds fills out the roster: juicy Pinot Noir, toasty Syrah, old vine Zin and requisite Cabernet. Since all bubbles must pop, a light, yeasty Sparkling Brut ($25) is poured at the end to refresh the palate. Give this place a chance next time you’re joyriding in the area; although past performance is no guarantee of future results, the opportunity cost is low.

UPTick Vineyards, 779 Westside Road, Healdsburg. Open daily, 11am–5pm. Tasting fee, $10. American songbook piano, Saturdays.

707.395.0864.

2014 FICTION CONTEST WINNERS

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y inbox runneth over. This was my first go-around with the Bohemian’s annual fiction contest, and I didn’t know what to expect.

What would the turnout be? Would we get many good submissions? Well, I needn’t have worried. I was overwhelmed by both the number and quality of the stories I got—141 in all.

My goal was to pick one winner and four runners up. It wasn’t easy. There are some really

talented writers out there, and it was a lot of fun to read about all those vampires, avenging cats, murderers, talking fish, wistful lovers and extraterrestrial gigolos.

We chose the winning stories based on how well the writers incorporated the opening and closing sentence prompts (“Suddenly, it all made sense”; “And she had the corpse to prove it”). We looked for good reads that entertained us with well-told stories or the surprise ending. And I’m a sucker for any story that involves the death of Justin Bieber.

The winners here reflect a range of genres and styles. The winning story was by Jeff Cox, who happens to be the Press Democrat’s restaurant critic. He didn’t write about food, but rather spun an old fashioned who dunnit in the spirit of Agatha Christie. The other winning stories were variously fun, surprising and just plain ol’ weird.

Enjoy and thanks to everyone who took the time to submit a story. We’ll do it again!

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EYE ON THE PRIZE This year’s fiction contest attracted more than 140 entries. Jeff Cox’s ‘The God’s Eye’ was our top pick.

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The week’s events: a selective guide

M I L L VA L L E Y

Guitar Magic No one plays the guitar like Preston Reed. A self-taught musician, Reed’s approach to the acoustic instrument uses a one-of-a-kind, two-handed finger-plucking technique that’s as spellbinding as it is melodic. Reed’s technique often includes both of his hands on the neck of the guitar, each tapping away in an overhand style that adds an intense percussive element, especially when Reed taps on the guitar body as well as the strings. Reed incorporates blues, funk and world music genres.

This week, Reed comes to the North Bay, performing compositions from his four-decade career on Thursday, Oct. 16, at 142 Throckmorton Theatre, 142 Throckmorton Ave., Mill Valley. 8pm. $20–$25.

415.383.9600.

P E TA L U M A

Let It Grow In the pantheon of the manliest men in history, one common thread ties many of them together: facial hair. From the distinguished mustache of Theodore Roosevelt to the full beard of Davy Crockett, there’s no shortage in ways to wear the hair. This week the Petaluma Brothers of the Brush present the North Bay’s premiere beard competition at the 56th annual Petaluma Whiskerino. Men, and women, from around the Bay come to show off their chops—whether it’s perfectly peached fuzz or business beards, classic goatees or freestyle sideburns. The family-friendly event this year also boasts live music before the judging. The Whiskerino takes place on Saturday, Oct. 18, at the Phoenix Theater, 201 Washington St., Petaluma. 2pm. $10 to register. Free to watch. 707.762.3565.

HEALDSBURG

Two Gents After a two-year recording and touring hiatus, the Los Angeles acoustic folk duo the Two Man Gentlemen Band is back with a new full-length album, Enthusiastic Attempts at Hot Swing & String Band Favorites, picking right up where the band left off. Fourteen swing and string band tunes, recorded live to tape with just one microphone, are captured with the group’s signature flair and passionate exuberance. Andy Bean’s banjo and Fuller Condon’s string bass sound like they’ve been transported straight from the 1930s, and the pair’s vocals are sharply harmonious and witty. The Two Man Gentlemen Band is currently on a coast-to-coast tour of the states, and performs on Sunday, Oct. 19, at Bergamot Alley, 328-A Healdsburg Ave., Healdsburg. 7pm. Free. 707.433.8720.

YOUNTVILLE

First Lady of Food For Years, Dana Cowin kept a big secret. The editor-in-chief of the prestigious Food & Wine magazine could barely cook. With the help of friends who also happened to be all-star chefs, Cowin mastered her meals and she recently shared her kitchen mishaps and how she overcame them in her book, Mastering My Mistakes in the Kitchen: Learning to Cook with 65 Great Chefs and Over 100 Delicious Recipes.

Cowin appears at the popular Bottega Restaurant in Napa Valley, presented by Book Passage, for a revealing dinner and reading event. Head chef and television personality Michael Chiarello welcomes the author, as Cowin shares some sure-fire recipes and joins patrons for a sumptuous dinner on Wednesday, Oct. 22, at Bottega Restaurant, 6525 Washington St., Yountville. 6:30pm. $140. 415.927.0960.

—Charlie Swanson

KEY NOTES The Napa Valley Opera House presents composer and keyboardist Keiko Matsui on Tuesday, Oct. 21, at City Winery Napa. See Clubs & Venues, p28.

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Arts Ideas CHANGE MAKER ‘Humans and natural systems are resilient, but they have limits and can be pushed too far.’

Fight of Our Lives Journalist Naomi Klein tackles climate change in new book BY LEILANI CLARK

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apitalism is on a death ride, and it’s taking all of us with it. So argues Naomi Klein in her new book This Changes Everything: Capitalism vs.

The Climate.

The book is a galvanizing and potent dose of real talk, filled with harrowing stories of the immense damage done by free-market capitalism gone amok. But there’s still time (not much) to stave

off a fossil-fuel driven endgame, argues Klein.

“Nothing is going to change until there are broad-based, muscular mass movements that are fighting for change,” says Klein, on the phone from Portland, Ore. “And not just polite NGOs having meetings with lawmakers. These should be political communities deeply invested in social change, much like the labor movement and the Civil Rights movement.”

Klein appears in Santa Rosa on Oct. 17 and in San Rafael on Oct. 18 at the Bioneers Conference.

The Canadian journalist has long disrupted the status quo.

Her 1999 book No Logo took on corporate branding and consumerism. In 2007, her international bestseller The Shock Doctrine exposed how governments and corporations exploit large-scale disasters (think: post-Katrina New Orleans) for profit.

Yet Klein spent years turning a blind eye to the biggest threat to humanity and the natural world.

“I denied climate change for longer than I care to admit,” she

writes in her new book. At a 2009 meeting with Angélica Navarro Llanos, the Bolivian ambassador to the World Trade Organization, Klein learned about the young woman’s call for a “Marshall Plan for the Earth.” This forced her to take a hard look at the terrible threats of climate change—and the opportunity to switch to a post-growth economic system, one fueled by renewable energy, carbon taxes, climate debt and polluters-pay legislation.

Klein immersed herself in scientific studies about climate change. The birth of her son Toma in 2013 gave the issue even more urgency, she says in the book.

Over the course of 400 pages, Klein takes the reader on a masterful ride through a maze of carbon trading, fossil fuel companies with little to no governmental regulations, indigenous battles against pipelines and the glimmer of hope found in renewable energy, with a focus on the Northern Cheyenne tribe in Montana and the Idle No More movement in Canada.

Klein favors the word “regenerative” over “resilient.”

“Humans and natural systems are resilient, but they have limits and can be pushed too far,” Klein tells me. “What I like about the idea of regeneration, and a regenerative economic model and systems in general, are that they stress reciprocity.”

We need a new paradigm, she goes on to say, one that values cycles of regeneration and fertility over the extractionor-bust drive of the fossil-fuel industry. “Just because we can take a lot, doesn’t mean we can take everything,” says Klein.

Klein tells stories, with her trademark incisive, journalistic approach, about the Northern Cheyenne in southeastern Montana who’ve been fighting

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Saturday, Oct. 18, she speaks at the National Bioneers Summit Conference in San Rafael. www.conference. bioneers.org.

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off mining companies since the 1970s. Instead of giving in, or engaging in an endless, and ultimately, doomed battle, activists turned to solar— specifically the installation of solar heaters and energy panels.

Then there’s Richmond, Calif., where solar co-ops have been a successful strategy in the battle against Chevron’s polluting refineries.

Much of This Changes Everything is dedicated to bigpicture economic analysis. She explains the convoluted and false promise of carbon trades—a market-based “remedy” that led corporations to pollute more instead of less. She calls out “green” billionaires like Richard Branson, and the “big green” NGOs that coddle polluters rather than holding them to task. Climate-change deniers, geo-engineers who want to “dim the sun” and short-sighted government officials are all hewed

by Klein’s sharp-edged analysis.

Fresh off the People’s Climate March on Sept. 21, Klein says she was heartened by what she witnessed in the streets. “It was diverse, led by communities of color, and led by indigenous people.

That to me is the game changer.”

While the fossil-fuel industry has much to lose, those people most effected by the environmental and health impacts of extractive projects have the most to gain, and the most to lose if things change, she says.

“This is also the promise of climate justice,” she says. “It could bring resources to those communities that have been on the front lines. Communities that have been on the front lines of our toxic economy should be first in line to benefit from the new economy. We can’t get there unless we’re willing to look at the path with honesty.”

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performance as couch-bound Charlie is inspirational.

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rilliant theater is not always fun.

From Arthur Miller’s unflinching Death of a Salesman to Peter Shaefer’s brutal Equus, the best playwrights and plays succeed because they depress, rattle, upset and stun us with stories that are heartrending, unsettling and just plain unpleasant. But of course, life is sometimes unpleasant, and theater, simply put, is a reflection of life—good, bad and ugly.

Samuel D. Hunter’s The Whale, a critical hit last year in New York, serves up a fearlessly blunt and bitter (but strangely compassionate) slice of life that is beautifully written, emotionally knotty, and anything but traditionally “enjoyable.” Now running at Marin Theatre Company, directed with

documentary straightforwardness

by Jasson Minadakis, The Whale may be the best new play I’ve seen this year—yet I cannot think of another show that I have felt more assaulted and challenged by.

Charlie (a remarkable performance

by Nicholas Pelczar) is a 600-pound shut-in, an English teacher with a death wish he is close to accomplishing.

Charlie (brought to life with an impressive body-sized prosthetic), rarely moves from his shabby couch, still grieving the absence of his lover, who, ironically, starved himself to death 10 years ago. With a heart that barely functions to keep him breathing, Charlie somehow manages to see the best in others while abandoning all hope and faith in himself.

Taking place over the last days of Charlie’s life—it’s Death of a Fat Man—the play’s title comes from a student’s essay about Moby Dick, coupled with a few references to the biblical story of Jonah and the whale. As Charlie resists the loving encouragement of his best friend Liz (Liz Sklar), he finds himself reaching out to two unlikely newcomers: a troubled young Mormon missionary (Adam Magill, all gangly zeal) and Ellie (Cristina Oeschger), Charlie’s deeply resentful teenage daughter, who hasn’t seen her father since she was two.

Ellie, it must be stated, is easily the most hateful, angry, cruel and unlikable character I have seen portrayed onstage in recent memory. She hates everyone and everything, especially Charlie, who still, somehow, loves her and sees her as “amazing.”

And that’s one of the many miracles of Hunter’s ingenious drama.

Through Charlie’s insistence, we eventually start trying, cautiously, to somehow see what Charlie sees in this sociopathic monster. And there is the definition of brilliant theater: it allows us to enter the lives of others so deeply we begin to see the world—good, bad or ugly—through their eyes. It’s not fun, but it’s well worth the pain.

Rating (out of 5): ‘The Whale’ runs Tuesday–Sunday through Oct. 26 at Marin Theatre Company. 397 Miller Ave., Mill Valley.

Times vary. $30–$58. 415.388.5208

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mbittered high-end attorney Hank Palmer (Robert Downey Jr.) returns to his practically perfect home town of Carlinville, Ind., for his mother’s funeral. Palmer intends to leave, but that’s when his father, Joseph (Robert Duvall), a judge of some 42 years standing, is arrested for a hit-and-run accident. Evidence suggests Joseph had a personal motive for the accident.

The accused judge needs the best lawyer he can get . . .

David Dobkin’s ďŹ lm is contrived and shameless, and it derives some of its courtroom methods by a close observation of Judge Judy.

(As on afternoon TV, when Joseph hammers his gavel, it echoes like the sound of a pile driver.)

All this is mitigated by one ďŹ ne cast. The Oscar-bound Downey, leading them, demonstrates lashing impatience and bursts of intelligence, and proves that so much of what we describe as great acting is just a matter of clearing air fouled by the smell of moldy corn. Duvall is at home with the role’s stubbornness and graphic physical decay. Vera Farmiga, as the tattooed girl Hank left behind, is a Howard Hawks type who likes to start things ďŹ rst. She’s too good to be true, but she’s a hotshot. A pleasure that they didn’t go for the manic pixie, as usual.

And in this relentlessly patriarchy-pampering drama, Farmiga gives the movie some physicality, some common sense. She’s just about the only female in the ďŹ lm, if you don’t count Hanks’ studiously cute little girl. Thomas Newman’s soundtrack is unnoticeable until you notice it—which is a good way to furnish such a drama.

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DYNAMIC DUO Andy Cabic and Devendra Banhart met at a San Francisco bookstore.

he story of the freakfolk movement coming out of San Franciscoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s scene for the last decade starts with Devendra Banhart and Andy Cabic.

The two long-standing musicians and friends have together and individually shaped the cityâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s experimental folk sound.

Both Banhartâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s psych-tinged solo career and Cabicâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s indie folk outďŹ t Vetiver are acclaimed for their effortlessly rustic and emotionally charged songwriting.

This fall, the two performers appear together as a duo when they play Oct. 18 at Gundlach Bundschu Winery in Sonoma.

By phone, Cabic recalls meeting Banhart and how their relationship contributed to Cabicâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s career. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We met in a bookstore, where I worked,â&#x20AC;? says Cabic. â&#x20AC;&#x153;He was a student at the Art Institute, and he was new to town; I hadnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t been in San Francisco that long myself.â&#x20AC;?

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Banhart was raised in Venezuela and Los Angeles. Cabic had recently settled in San Francisco after living in Virginia and North Carolina, where he fronted indie rock band the Raymond Brake.

Right away, the two started jamming together. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I was into playing with whoever wanted to play with me,â&#x20AC;? recalls Cabic. â&#x20AC;&#x153;[Banhart] was mostly writing poetry and doing art, so his songs were extensions of his poems.

They were simple but really expressive and unique.â&#x20AC;?

Soon, the two were writing material and collaborating onstage, where Banhartâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s poetic aesthetic matched well with Cabicâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s uncanny ability for melody. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I think [Vetiverâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s] ďŹ rst show was just the two of us,â&#x20AC;? says Cabic. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We did a lot of touring and traveling together. It was because he would perform with me that I even played out.â&#x20AC;?

After that initial support for each other, the two quickly became busy with their individual projects.

Banhart has released eight fulllength albums since 2002 and has lived in New York and Paris.

Cabic is currently putting together Vetiverâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sixth record, slated for release in early 2015. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m a little too close to it still to give much description, but it continues what I was going for with the last record,â&#x20AC;? hints Cabic.

Until then, Banhart and Cabic are seizing the day with some select dates throughout Northern California. This tour is built on one they did together two years back in Japan. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll both be onstage together, alternating between songs of his and songs of mine,â&#x20AC;? says Cabic. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t play together very often anymore; the last time we were playing was in Japan. That went really great, and was really fun to do, so we wanted it to happen again.â&#x20AC;?

Devendra Banhart and Andy Cubic perform on Saturday, Oct. 18, at Gundlach Bundschu Winery, 2000 Denmark St., Sonoma. 7:30pm. $35. 707.938.5277.

Concerts Clubs & SONOMA COUNTY Venues Creation The Bay Area’s top Reggae dance band boasts members who have performed with Bob Marley, Peter Tosh and many other reggae notables.

Oct 18, 9pm. $10. Burgers & Vine, 400 First St E, Sonoma.

707.938.7110.

Devendra Banhart & Andy Cabic Banhart and friend and longtime collaborator Andy Cabic of Vetiver play together as a duo. Oct 18, 7:30pm. $35.

Gundlach Bundschu Winery, 2000 Denmark St, Sonoma.

707.938.5277.

Lionfight Chicago band comes to town with support from the Ongoing Concept, Silent Planet and others. Oct 21, 8pm. 755 After Dark (Aubergine), 755 Petaluma Ave, Sebastopol.

707.829.2722.

Will Rock for Food Benefit concert helps feed the hungry. Oct 17, 6pm.

Sally Tomatoes, 1100 Valley House Dr, Rohnert Park.

707.665.0260.

MARIN COUNTY Kristin Hoffmann Hoffmann offers a uniquely beautiful blend of pop and classical styles in her Bay Area concert debut. Oct 17, 8pm. $15-$18. Studio 55 Marin, 1455 E Francisco Blvd, San Rafael. 415.453.3161.

19 Broadway’s 30 Year Anniversary Bash Jerry Hannan, Danny Uzi, Jon Korty and others help celebrate three decades of live music.

Oct 17, 9pm. $10. 19 Broadway Club, 17 Broadway Blvd, Fairfax.

415.459.1091.

NAPA COUNTY Loudon Wainwright III Wainwright offers up his award-winning songwriting and finely tuned wit. Oct 18, 8pm. $40-$50. City Winery Napa, 1030 Main St, Napa.

707.226.7372.

SONOMA COUNTY A’Roma Roasters Oct 17, Chris Lods. Oct 18, Tumbao. 95 Fifth St, Santa Rosa. 707.576.7765.

Aqus Cafe Oct 15, West Coast Songwriters.

Oct 17, Greenhouse. Oct 18, the Farallons. Oct 19, 2pm, Alan Early Trio. Oct 22, bluegrass jam. 189 H St, Petaluma.

707.778.6060.

Arlene Francis Center Oct 17, Love Movement Concert.

Wed, Open Mic. 99 Sixth St, Santa Rosa. 707.528.3009.

Green Music Center Oct 15, the Jeff Denson Trio featuring Lee Konitz. Oct 16, San Francisco Symphony: Ravishing Rachmaninoff. Oct 17, Faculty Jazz Ensemble. Oct 18, Chamber Music Society of Lincoln Center. Oct 19, 3pm, Santa Rosa Symphony: A Swashbuckling Pirates Voyage.

Oct 22, 2pm, Vocal Repertory Recital. 1801 East Cotati Ave, Rohnert Park, 866.955.6040.

Green Music Center Schroeder Hall Oct 19, Duel in Dresden.

1801 E Cotati Ave, Rohnert Park, 866.955.6040.

Guerneville Community Church Oct 21, “Sing Me a Song”with the River Choir. 14520 Armstrong Woods Rd, Guerneville.

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Oct 19, Two Man Gentlemen Band. 328-A Healdsburg Ave, Healdsburg. 707.433.8720.

Oct 17, Lazyman. Oct 18, Rectifier. Oct 19, 4pm, Steep Ravine. Oct 20, Monday Night Edutainment with DJ Jacques & DJ Guacamole. 230 Petaluma Ave, Sebastopol. 707.829.7300.

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15000 Sonoma Hwy, Glen Ellen.

707.938.4064.

Brixx Pizzeria Oct 18, Nothing to Lose.

16 Kentucky St, Petaluma.

707.766.8162.

Church of the Incarnation Oct 17, North Bay Sinfonietta presents “Classical Gems.”

550 Mendocino Ave, Santa Rosa. 707.579.2604.

D’Argenzio Winery Oct 16, Whiskey & Circumstance. 1301 Cleveland Ave, Santa Rosa. 707.280.4658.

Epicurean Connection Oct 16, Marcus Owens and James Stafford. Oct 19, Clusterfolk. 122 West Napa St, Sonoma. 707.935.7960.

First Church of Christ Scientist Oct 18, Christa Durand album release. 522 B St, Petaluma.

Flamingo Lounge Oct 16, Jill Cohn Trio. Oct 17, the 85’s. Oct 18, Nunchuck Taylor.

2777 Fourth St, Santa Rosa.

707.545.8530.

Forchetta / Bastoni Oct 16, the Orchid Killers.

6948 Sebastopol Ave, Sebastopol. 707.829.9500.

French Garden Oct 17, Un Deux Trois. Oct 18,

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Oct 17, Joe and Vicki Price. Oct 18, Ricky Ray. Oct 19, Chris Stewart and Avery Hill. Wed, Open Mic. 691 Broadway, Sonoma. 707.935.9100.

Hotel Healdsburg Oct 18, David Udolf Trio with Jeff Neighbor and Myron Cohen. 25 Matheson St, Healdsburg. 707.431.2800.

Lagunitas Tap Room Oct 15, Lowell Levinger.

Oct 16, Dictator Tots. Oct 17, Rhythm Drivers. Oct 18, Leehowardsmusicaluniverse.

Oct 19, Wendy Dewitt.

Oct 22, Joe and Vicki Price.

1280 N McDowell Blvd, Petaluma. 707.778.8776.

Little Vineyards Family Winery Oct 16, 5pm, Neverfear.

15188 Sonoma Hwy, Glen Ellen.

707.996.2750.

Main Street Station Oct 17, Tomm Finn & The Finnaddicts. Oct 18, Jess Petty.

Oct 19, Gypsy Cafe. Oct 22, Gypsy Cafe. 16280 Main St, Guerneville. 707.869.0501.

Murphy’s Irish Pub Oct 16, Kristen Pearce & Kyle Martin. Sun, Vanguard Jazz Ensemble. 464 First St E, Sonoma. 707.935.0660.

Mystic Theatre Oct 15, Stick Figure.

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New Skye Band. 8050 Bodega Ave, Sebastopol. 707.824.2030.

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Newman Auditorium Oct 19, 4pm, “Breathtaking in Perfection” with Anton Nel. Santa Rosa Junior College, 1501 Mendocino Ave, Santa Rosa. 707.527.4372.

Occidental Center for the Arts Oct 19, New West Guitar Group. 3850 Doris Murphy Ct, Occidental. 707.542.7143.

Penngrove Pub Oct 18, Tao Jones & the Drones.

10005 Main St, Penngrove.

707.664.8018.

8240 Old Redwood Hwy, Cotati.

707.795.7868.

Rossi’s Oct 17, T-Luke and the Tight Suits. 401 Grove St, El Verano.

707.343.0044.

Ruth McGowan’s Brewpub Oct 17, the Leftovers. Oct 18, the Sticky Notes. Sun, Evening Jazz with Gary Johnson. 131 E First St, Cloverdale. 707.894.9610.

755 After Dark (Aubergine) Oct 16, the Corner Store Kids with the Caprisons. Oct 17, Frobeck. Oct 19, Frankie Boots.

Wed, open mic night.

755 Petaluma Ave, Sebastopol.

707.829.2722.

Tradewinds

Quincy’s Oct 17, the Publiquors.

6590 Commerce Blvd, Rohnert Park. 707.585.1079.

Red’s Apple Roadhouse Oct 15, Sugar Moon Swing.

Oct 17, Bad Apple String Band.

Oct 22, Them Travelin’ Birds.

4550 Gravenstein Hwy N, Sebastopol. 707.861.9338.

Redwood Cafe Oct 17, Bohemian Highway.

Oct 18, Ruminators. Oct 19, Gold Coast Jazz Band. Oct 20, Neil Buckley Octet. Thurs, Open Mic.

Oct 17, Captain Paisley. Oct 18, DJ Drummie. Oct 20, Ricky Alan Ray Band. 8210 Old Redwood Hwy, Cotati. 707.795.7878.

Twin Oaks Tavern Oct 20, the Blues Defenders Pro Jam. Oct 15, Miracle Mule.

Oct 17, Hot Grub. Oct 18, Uncle Wiggly. Oct 19, Blues and BBQ with the Blues Defenders. Oct 21, Levi’s Workshop with Levi Lloyd. Oct 22, Country Jam with Kevin Russell. 5745 Old Redwood Hwy, Penngrove.

707.795.5118.

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Wildcat! Wildcat!

Indie rock trio from L.A. is making a name for themselves with their unique pop perspective. Thursday, Oct 16, at Bottom of the Hill.

Dwelle Grammy-nominated singer and R&B icon specializes in smooth, romantic ballads. Oct 17–18 at Yoshi’s S.F.

Matisyahu Continually evolving reggae star is back in first Bay Area appearance since BottleRock. Oct 18 at the Warfield.

The Slackers New York City ska legends still play with a sharp edge and aggressive political stance. Oct 19 at Slim’s.

Kat Edmonson Texas-born singer makes vintage pop influenced by classic films and musicals.

Oct 22 at Great American Music Hall.

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Unity Church of Santa Rosa Oct 17, Guy Richards AllRequest Concert. 4857 Old Redwood Hwy, Santa Rosa.

707.542.7729.

Whiskey Tip Oct 17, Blueshift. Oct 18, Tim Brown’s “Family Room.”

1910 Sebastopol Rd, Santa Rosa.

Wells Fargo Center Oct 15, Experience Hendrix.

50 Mark West Springs Rd, Santa Rosa. 707.546.3600.

Zodiacs Oct 15, Rivereens. Oct 16, Thriftworks and the Originalz.

Oct 17, the Grain and the Incubators. Oct 19, Living Daylights!. Oct 21, DJ Chalice & DJ Sizzlak. 256 Petaluma Blvd N, Petaluma. 707.773.7751.

MARIN COUNTY 142 Throckmorton Theatre Oct 15, Alejandro Ziegler Quartet. Oct 16, Preston Reed.

142 Throckmorton Ave, Mill Valley. 415.383.9600.

F3/ Fast Food Francais Oct 16, Latin Jazz Trio. 39 Caledonia St, Sausalito.

415.887.9047.

Fenix Oct 16, Jules Leyhe Band. Oct 17, the House Jacks. Oct 18, Kevin Russell and friends. Oct 19, Hunter and the Dirty Jacks.

Wed, Blues Night. 919 Fourth St, San Rafael. 415.813.5600.

HopMonk Novato Oct 16, Mildbury with Ian Franklin. Oct 17, RockSkool. Oct 18, Bayonics. 224 Vintage Way, Novato. 415.892.6200.

Wives. Oct 19, the Real Deal.

Oct 21, Tommy Odetto & Tim Baker. Oct 22, Sticky’s Backyard. 29 Broadway, Fairfax.

415.459.9910.

Rancho Nicasio Oct 21, Jeremy D’Antonio and Darren Nelson. Oct 17, Central Station. Oct 18, the Zins.

1 Old Rancheria Rd, Nicasio.

415.662.2219.

Sausalito Seahorse Oct 16, Los Flamencos del Pueblo. Oct 17, Juke Joint.

Oct 18, Rumbache. Oct 19, 5pm, Mazacote with Louis Romero.

305 Harbor View Dr, Sausalito.

Sleeping Lady Oct 15, Rory McNamara & Ring of Truth Trio. Oct 16, Samurai Wolf. Oct 17, Jazzitude. Oct 19, Dave Getz. Oct 21, Drake High Jazz Band. 23 Broadway, Fairfax. 415.485.1182.

Smiley’s Oct 16, Molly McGuire Choir.

Oct 17, Royal Jelly Jive. Oct 18, Gravel Spreaders. 41 Wharf Rd, Bolinas. 415.868.1311.

Studio 55 Marin Oct 18, Run Boy Run. 1455 E Francisco Blvd, San Rafael. 415.453.3161.

Sweetwater Music Hall Oct 16, Big Mountain. Oct 17, SambaDa. Oct 18, Zepparella.

Oct 22, James Nash, Jason Crosby and friends. 19 Corte Madera Ave, Mill Valley.

415.388.3850.

Terrapin Crossroads Oct 15, Lazyman. Oct 16, San Geronimo. Oct 18, Go by Ocean.

Oct 19, Midnight North. Oct 21, Stu Allen and friends.

100 Yacht Club Dr, San Rafael.

415.524.2773.

19 Broadway Club Oct 15, Just Friends. Oct 16, the Shams. Oct 18, the Bad Jones.

Oct 21, the Weissmen.

Oct 22, the Charlie Greene Band. 17 Broadway Blvd, Fairfax. 415.459.1091.

Osteria Divino Oct 16, Lilan Kane. Oct 17, Eric Markowitz Trio. Oct 18, Suzanna Smith. Oct 21, James Moseley.

Oct 22, Jonathan Poretz.

37 Caledonia St, Sausalito.

Panama Hotel Restaurant Oct 15, Kitt Weagant. Oct 16, Deborah Winters. Oct 19, Gypsy Jazz West. Oct 21, Swing Fever.

Oct 22, Todos Santos. 4 Bayview St, San Rafael. 415.457.3993.

Peri’s Silver Dollar Oct 15, the Elvis Johnson Soul Revue. Oct 16, Burnsy’s Sugar Shack. Oct 18, Painted

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NAPA COUNTY Beringer Vineyards Oct 18, Jazz Mirage. 2000 Main St, St Helena, 866.708.9463.

City Winery Napa Oct 16, Foreverland. Oct 17, Suzy Bogguss. Oct 19, NVOH and Lucky Penny present the Dynamic Duet. Oct 21, NVOH presents Keiko Matsui. Oct 22, Lee Ann Womack. 1030 Main St, Napa. 707.226.7372.

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19 Going on 30 19 Broadway Club parties on The building at 17 and 19 Broadway Boulevard, erected in 1921 a decade before Fairfax became incorporated, has seen nearly a century of action, first as a hotel and restaurant, then a speakeasy, and now a long-standing and popular nightclub in the city’s small but vibrant downtown.

19 Broadway Club is celebrating its tradition of presenting live music every night of the week for 30 years running.

Owners Garry and Amory Graham have spent the last few years amplifying the frequency and scale of nationally touring acts that have started making the club a regular spot on their tours. In the last few months, popular acts like reggae star J Boog, rock band the Stone Foxes and East Bay hiphop pioneer Lyrics Born have graced the stage.

This week, 19 Broadway throws itself a much deserved birthday party, commemorating three decades of good times.

The night will be a full roster of local favorites and friends. Graham’s 19 Broadway Good Time Band will bring a big-band vibe to the party. Jerry Hannan and Danny Uzilevsky will each play their spirited Americana melodies and phenomenal guitar rock. Finally, Jon Korty, founder of the band Vinyl and a recent co-owner of the 19 Broadway, packs in an eclectic set with an array of friends and musicians.

19 Broadway’s 30-year anniversary takes place on Friday, Oct. 17, at 19 Broadway Club, 17 Broadway Blvd., Fairfax. 9pm. $10.

415.459.1091.—Charlie Swanson

Oct 17, the Last Resort. Oct 18, David M’Ore. 902 Main St, Napa. 707.258.2337.

Silo’s Oct 15, Full Chizel. Oct 16, Robert “Hollywood” Jenkins.

Oct 17, New West Guitar Group. Oct 18, Beer Drinkerz

& Hell Raiserz. Oct 22, Mike Greensill. 530 Main St, Napa.

707.251.5833.

Uva Trattoria Oct 15, Bob Castell Blanch. Oct

16, Three on a Match. Oct 17, Fundz Jazz. Oct 18, Bernard and the Old School Band. Oct 19, Trio Soleá. Oct 22, Tom Duarte. 1040 Clinton St, Napa. 707.255.6646.

RECEPTIONS Oct 15 Windosor Library, “Fabrics and Fibers,” exhibition features stunning quilts, woven wonders, needle art and wearable art. 5pm.

9291 Old Redwood Hwy, 707.838.1020.

Fulton X Gallery, Sonoma County Art Trails Preview. 6pm.

1200 River Rd, Fulton.

707.477.0657.

Oct 18 Gallery Bergelli, “Attraction,” new paintings

by Greg Ragland. 4pm.

483 Magnolia Ave, Larkspur. 415.945.9454.

SONOMA COUNTY Agrella Art Gallery Through Oct 16, “Sym.bi.osis” shows the work of seven artists whose work is based on scientific inquiry. SRJC, Doyle Library, 1501 Mendocino Ave, Santa Rosa. Mon-Thurs, 10 to 4; Sat 12 to 4. 707.527.4298.

Carport Gallery Through Oct 19, “Jazzed,” celebrating the vibrant and lively art inspired by jazz.

15098 Old River Rd, Guerneville.

Gallery One Through Oct 30, “Something Bold,” anniversary exhibit features mixed-media from several artists. 209 Western Ave, Petaluma. 707.778.8277.

Graton Gallery Through Oct 19, “Double Feature,” works by Bruce K. Hopkins and Susan Shore with guest artists Florence Bass and Larry Stefl. Oct 21-Nov 30, “Recent Landscapes,” artist James Freed displays his recent works, with guest artists Jan Thomas, Bill Gittens and others. 9048 Graton Rd, Graton. Tues-Sun, 10:30 to 6.

707.829.8912.

German-born artist offers a showing of her ink drawings.

132 Mill St, Ste 101, Healdsburg.

Tues-Fri, 10 to 6. Sat, 10 to 5.

707.473.9600.

convey the summer heat, expressed through hot hues and fluorescent palettes.

483 Magnolia Ave, Larkspur.

415.945.9454.

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Through Oct 25, “Pomo Ancestors & Neighbors,” multimedia show celebrates Pomo culture. 7345 Healdsburg Ave, Sebastopol.

Sebastopol Center for the Arts Through Oct 19, “Sonoma County Art Trails Preview,” displays the work of all participating artists. Through Oct 25, “Big Ideas 19501970: Influences in Modern Ceramics,” historic works of ceramics and contemporary artists are displayed side by side. 282 S High St, Sebastopol.

Tues-Fri, 10 to 4; Sat, 1 to 4.

707.829.4797.

Sonoma County Museum Through Oct 20, “Artistry in Wood,” exhibits fine handcrafted works from regional artists. Displays in conjunction with pop-up exhibit “Academic Realism.”

425 Seventh St, Santa Rosa.

Tues-Sun, 11 to 4. 707.579.1500.

Sonoma Valley Museum of Art Through Oct 26, “Realism, really?” showcases contemporary realist art from a diverse group of artists.

551 Broadway, Sonoma. WedSun, 11 to 5. 707.939.SVMA.

Sprint Copy Center Through Oct 31, “The Hole Shebang,” Pointless Sisters Quilted Fiber arts exhibit includes pieces from the 2014 quilt challenge “Holes” and more. 175 N Main St, Sebastopol. MondaysThursdays, 8:30 to 8; Fridays, 8:30 to 5; Saturdays, 10 to 4” 707.823.3900.

Upstairs Art Gallery Through Oct 26, “The Nature of the Dance,” expressive paintings by Jim Richards expand on his typical figure work. 306 Center St, Healdsburg. Sun-Thurs, 10 to 6; Fri-Sat, 10 to 9. 707.431.4214.

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Through Oct 25, “Britta Kathmeyer: Drawings,” the

Through Oct 16, “Endless Summer,” four artists

Jennifer Hirshfield, Standing Figure

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Through Jan 9, “Inner Worlds: Conscious Unconscious,” exhibits five artists who lived in the North Bay since the 1950s; features post-surrealism, Beat culture and abstract expressionism. 5 Hamilton Landing, Ste 200, Novato. Open Mon-Fri, 9 to 5.

Marin MOCA Through Oct 25, “Art by the Inch,” artists of Marin MOCA will be creating a fabulous 100-foot mural inspired by the theme “gone wild.” The mural will be sold for $1.00 per square inch and guests can choose any section or size they like. Novato Arts Center, Hamilton Field, 500 Palm Dr, Novato. Wed-Sun, 11 to 4.

415.506.0137.

Mill Valley Library Through Oct 30, “Natural Beauties,” Lucy Arnold’s exhibit looks at bugs, butterflies and other natural critters. 375 Throckmorton Ave, Mill Valley.

415.389.4292.

MINE Art Gallery Through Oct 19, “Early Fall 2014: New Works Worth Seeing,” presenting the latest from a bevy of local talent.

1820 Sir Francis Drake Blvd, Fairfax.

O’Hanlon Center for the Arts Through Oct 23, “Under the Spell of Mount Tamalpais,” joint show takes its inspiration from Marin’s iconic peak. 616 Throckmorton Ave, Mill Valley.

Tues-Sat, 10 to 2; also by appointment. 415.388.4331.

San Geronimo Valley Community Center Through Oct 29, “Photography

by Devin Wilson,” landscape and medium format photography. 6350 Sir Francis Drake Blvd, San Geronimo.

415.488.8888.

Seager Gray Gallery Through Oct 30, “Facsimile,” Lisa Kokin’s conceptual art mixes printed text and her own surreal style. 108 Throckmorton Ave, Mill Valley.

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October 3–November 16, 2014 Artist Reception: Saturday, October 18, 5–8pm Conversation With the Artist: Thursday, October 30, 6pm Christie Marks Fine Art Gallery 322 Healdsburg Ave., 2nd Floor Healdsburg, CA 95448 Tel: 707.695.1011 www.christiemarksfineart.com

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The stand up delivers his scathing humor. Oct 17, 8pm. $20-$25. 142 Throckmorton Theatre, 142 Throckmorton Ave, Mill Valley, 415.383.9600.

Mickey Joseph One of ABC’s “America’s Funniest People” performs stand up with special guest Jeff Applebaum. Oct 18, 8pm. $20-$25. Trek Winery, 1026 Machin Ave, Novato, 415.899.9883.

Kira Soltanovich The comic headlines a very adult night of laughs. Oct 15, 8pm. $22-$25. Sweetwater Music Hall, 19 Corte Madera Ave, Mill Valley, 415.388.3850.

Dance Silenced Multimedia dance theater centered on the tragic story of Cambodian pop icon Ros Sereysothea is presented by classical Cambodian dancer and choreographer Charya Burt. Oct 16-19, $20. Imaginists Theater, 461 Sebastopol Ave, Santa Rosa 707.528.7554.

Events The Beautiful Bust for Women’s Health Art exhibit & silent auction, featuring original artwork by 13 local artists, also boast beer and wine, live music and educational offerings. Oct 17, 7pm. $5. Dhyana Center Lofts, 186 N Main St, Sebastopol, 800.796.6863.

Bioneers Conference A broad spectrum of global thought-leaders participate in panels and seminars as well as conduct interactive activities for attendees covering ecology, community and gender roles in a modern world. Oct 17-19. $60 and up. Marin Center’s Veterans Memorial Auditorium, 10 Avenue of the Flags, San Rafael, 415.499.6800.

Cloverdale Harvest Marathon Marathon, half-marathon and 10K runs let you experience the beauty of northern Sonoma County. Oct 19. 707.894.2966.

SOUNDLESSLY Choreographer Charya Burt tells the

story of Cambodian pop star Ros Sereysothea through multimedia show ‘Silenced.’ See Dance, below.

Asti Winery, 26150 Asti Rd, Cloverdale, 707.894.2541.

Día de los Muertos Family-friendly activities, altars, crafts, food trucks, musical and theatrical performance, lecture, art exhibit and much more. Oct 18, 12pm. Free. SRJC Petaluma Campus, 680 Sonoma Mtn Pkwy, Petaluma, 707.778.3974.

Halloween Bunco Tournament $200 Grand Prize, raffle, snacks, beverages and no host bar. Oct 17, 5:30pm. $25. Sally Tomatoes, 1100 Valley House Dr, Rohnert Park, 707.529.3411.

Keep the Senate Blue Phone Banks Join West County neighbors in getting the vote out. Call for locations. Wed-Sat through Oct 29. Sebastopol Phone Banks, various locations, Sebastopol, 707.529.0560.

Social Commentary in The Simpsons Writers and producers of the The Simpsons appear and discuss how they slip social issues into the long-running show. Oct 18, 1pm. Charles M. Schulz Museum, 2301 Hardies Lane, Santa Rosa, 707.579.4452.

Sonoma County Art Trails Enjoy the abundance of creative talent Sonoma County has to offer by visiting the professional studios of 161 artists. Maps and catalogs available at sonomacountyarttrails.org.

Through Oct 19. Sonoma County, multiple locations, Sonoma.

Sustainability Expo Sonoma State University hosts an ambitious and thoughtprovoking day of exhibits, art, short films, panel discussions, tours, and classes on global sustainability. Oct 21. Free.

Green Music Center, 1801 East Cotati Ave, Rohnert Park, 866.955.6040.

Tolay Fall Festival Seasonal celebration connects visitors with the beauty and history of the park with activities for the whole family.

Through Oct 19. $4. Tolay Lake Regional Park, Cannon Lane, Petaluma.

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Center Pool. Oct 19, 2pm. $25. Taft Street Winery, 2030 Barlow Lane, Sebastopol, 707.823.2049.

Whiskerino 56th annual beard and mustache celebration judges whiskers in many categories.

Oct 18, 3pm. Free. Phoenix Theater, 201 Washington St, Petaluma, 707.762.3565.

Wildlife Oktoberfest Live music by D’Bunchofus, dinner catered by Lombardi’s, heads & tails raffle, and wildlife.

Oct 21, 5:30pm. $10-$25.

Lagunitas Brewing Company, 1280 N McDowell Blvd, Petaluma, 707.769.4495.

Film 2014 Jewish Film Festival Eight international films are presented throughout the next two months. Through Nov 18.

Rialto Cinemas, 6868 McKinley St, Sebastopol, 707.525.4840.

Murch on hand for discussion.

Benefits KWMR. Oct 17, 6pm. $20. Dance Palace, 503 B St, Pt Reyes Station, 415.663.1075.

Petaluma International Film Festival Showcases independent films from around the world, with a spotlight on Turkish Cinema and Sonoma County filmmakers. Oct 17-19. $12/$180 full pass. Boulevard Cinemas, 200 C St, Petaluma, 707.762.SHOW.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show Barely Legal presents film screening with live shadow cast. Oct 18, 11pm. $10. Phoenix Theater, 201 Washington St, Petaluma, 707.762.3565.

The Russian River: All Rivers “The Value of An American Watershed” Oct 16, 7pm. Raven Film Center, 415 Center St, Healdsburg, 707.823.4410.

Young Frankenstein Screens as part of the Vintage Film Series. Oct 20, 7pm.

Sebastiani Theatre, 476 First St E, Sonoma, 707.996.9756.

DamNation Award-winning doc explores our nation’s biggest dams and the changing public attitude about them. Oct 16, 7:30pm. $10. Burlingame Hall, 252 W Spain St, Sonoma.

Food & Drink

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Food & Wine magazine editorin-chief Dana Cowin discusses her book, “Mastering My Mistakes in the Kitchen,” a tour through the many flubbed meals Cowin eventually mastered. With Bottega chef Michael Chiarello. Oct 22, 6:30pm. $140. Bottega Restaurant, 6525 Washington St, Yountville.

Narrative History of Clear Lake Pomo Through 1900, shown as part of Pomo Honoring Month.

Oct 19, 6:30pm. French Garden, 8050 Bodega Ave, Sebastopol, 707.824.2030.

Italian Film Festival Eight feature films presented over two months bring Italian movies to the North Bay. SatSun through Nov 8. $14/$104.

Marin Center, 10 Avenue of the Flags, San Rafael, 415.499.6800.

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Eating as a Spiritual Practice Change your relationship with food and learn to eat without worry or guilt. Oct 18, 10am. $40. The BodySong Massage Center, 100 Professional Center Dr, Novato, 510.910.0503.

Brasserie, 507 Magnolia Ave, Larkspur, 415.927.3331.

Lectures Iran: Friend or Enemy?

Panel discussion includes experts talking about the history and culture of Iran and the current state of relations the US has with Iran.

Oct 17, 7pm. Free. Newman Auditorium, Santa Rosa Junior College, 1501 Mendocino Ave, Santa Rosa, 707.527.4372.

Mountain Lions Among Us Learn about mountain lion ecology and the work being done to study and protect them at this illustrated talk by Zara McDonald, Executive Director of Felidae Conservation Fund. Oct 16, 7pm. Free. Corte Madera Library, 707 Meadowsweet Dr, Corte Madera, 707.924.6444.

Nine Art Marketing Strategies to Get Exposure for Your Art Aletta de Wal provides a framework for marketing that you can apply right away to your art. Oct 18, 10am. $20. Art Works Downtown, 1337 Fourth St, San Rafael, 415.451.8119.

Planting for Pollinators Linda MacElwee speaks about easy to grow droughttolerant plants that will attract pollinators and beautify your garden. Oct 18, 10am. $20.

SHED, 25 North St, Healdsburg, 707.431.7433.

Ranu Mukherjee The artist offers insight into her process and work. Oct 22, 12pm. Carson Hall 68, Sonoma State University, 1801 E Cotati Ave, Rohnert Park.

Women in the 1910 Mexican Revolution Laura Larqué gives a unique perspective on this historical event. Oct 20, 12pm. Free.

SRJC Petaluma Campus, 680 Sonoma Mtn Pkwy, Petaluma, 707.778.3974.

Readings

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A reception and sit-down dinner with the James Beard award-winning author Alexander Lobrano. Oct 22, 5:30pm. $145. Left Bank

Oct 19, 1:30pm, Third Sunday Salon with Avotcja and Maryann Schacht. 1270 Healdsburg Ave, Healdsburg 707.395.0177.

Book Passage

Commonweal Oct 15, 3pm, “Changing the Rules” with Sadja Greenwood, MD, in conversation with Steve Heilig. Free. 451 Mesa Rd, Bolinas.

Santa Rosa Copperfield’s Books Oct 16, 7pm, “Shotgun Arcana” with R.S. Belcher.

775 Village Court, Santa Rosa 707.578.8938.

Petaluma Copperfield’s Books Oct 15, 7pm, “Stratford Zoo Review” with Ian Lendler. Oct 17, 7pm, “Replacement Life” with Boris Fishman. Oct 22, 7pm, “As You Wish: Inconceivable Tales from the Making of “The Princess Bride”” with Cary Elwes. 140 Kentucky St, Petaluma 707.762.0563.

Napa Copperfield’s Books Oct 17, 7pm, “Behind the Gates of Gomorrah: A Year with the Criminally Insane” with Stephen Seager. 3740 Bel Aire Plaza, Napa 707.252.8002.

Sebastopol Copperfield’s Books Oct 15, 7pm, “Going Om: Real-Life Stories On and Off the Yoga Mat” with Melissa Carroll. Oct 16, 7pm, “Shopping for Buddhas: An Adventure in Nepal” with Jeff Greenwald.

138 N Main St, Sebastopol 707.823.2618.

Dominican College Oct 22, 7pm, “Being Mortal” with Atul Gawande. $30.

50 Acacia Ave, San Rafael 415.457.4440.

Occidental Center for the Arts Oct 17, 7pm, “What Have We Here” with Susan Bono. 3850 Doris Murphy Ct, Occidental 707.542.7143.

O’Hanlon Center for the Arts Oct 16, 7pm, Literary Visions

with Christie Nelson and John Macon King. $5. 616 Throckmorton Ave, Mill Valley 415.388.4331.

Santa Rosa Memorial Park Oct 22, 7pm, Mystery Writers in the Mausoleum, Stories of suspense and the supernatural are read by candlelight. Free.

1900 Franklin Ave, Santa Rosa.

Sausalito Library Oct 17, 7pm, “Two Russian Bicycles” with Bill Broder. 420 Litho St, Sausalito.

Sebastopol Center for the Arts Oct 18, 7pm, WordTemple Poetry Series. 282 S High St, Sebastopol 707.829.4797.

SHED Oct 16, 5:30pm, “French Roots” with Jean-Pierre and Denise Lurton Moullé, accompanied by a tasting. $20. 25 North St, Healdsburg 707.431.7433.

Veterans Memorial Building Oct 17, 7pm, “This Changes Everything” with Naomi Klein.

1351 Maple Ave, Santa Rosa.

Theater Avenue Q The “adult Sesame Street” comedy is directed by Carl Jordan with musical direction

by Monica Norcia. The show features both puppets and human actors. Contains adult language. Through Nov 9. $22$25. Novato Theater Playhouse, 5420 Nave Dr, Novato, 415.883.4498.

Dracula The Bram Stoker classic is presented by the Silver Moon Theatre, and directed by Nellie Cravens. Oct 16-Nov 2. $20$25. Andrews Hall, Sonoma Community Center, 276 E Napa St, Sonoma.

Guys & Dolls The Broadway classic is brought to life with Spreckels new Paradyne projection system and lively on stage exuberance. Through Oct 26. $22-$26. Spreckels Performing Arts Center, 5409 Snyder Lane, Rohnert Park, 707.588.3400.

The Game’s Afoot A murder mystery set in an isolated house of tricks and mirrors presented by the Ravens Players. Oct 17-Nov 2.

Raven Theater, 115 North St, Healdsburg, 707.433.3145.

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North Bay Stage Company presents the funny and touching play about a couple and the puppy that comes between them. Through Oct 19. $26. Wells Fargo Center, 50 Mark West Springs Rd, Santa Rosa, 707.546.3600.

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Oct 15, 7pm, “Electric City” with Elizabeth Rosner. Oct 18, 7pm, “A Replacement Life” with Boris Fishman. Oct 19, 7pm, “The Golem of Hollywood” with Jonathan, Jesse & Faye Kellerman. Oct 20, 10am, “Ivan: The Remarkable True Story of the Shopping Mall Gorilla” with Katherine Applegate.

Oct 20, 7pm, “The War of the Roses” with Dan Jones. Oct 21, 7pm, “Penguin Drop Caps” with Jessica Hische. Oct 22, 7pm, “Generation Rx” with Erin Marie Daly. 51 Tamal Vista Blvd, Corte Madera 415.927.0960.

The Addams Family A musical take on America’s kookiest family, the Addams are up to their old tricks in this comedy. Through Nov 2. Sixth Street Playhouse, 52 W Sixth St, Santa Rosa, 707.523.4185.

The Trestle at Pope Lick Creek Set in a small rural town during the Great Depression, two teenagers seek adventure and escape by racing trains. Ken Sonkin directs this dark and edgy coming-of-age story. Oct 16-25. $10-$17. Ives Hall Studio 76, SSU, 1801 E Cotati Ave, Rohnert Park.

The Whale Bay Area premiere of the moving and funny play about a father reconciling with his estranged daughter.

Through Oct 26. Marin Theatre Company, 397 Miller Ave, Mill Valley, 415.388.5208.

Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

The stirring drama of this classic play revolves around the breakdown of a bitter couple. Adult situations and language. Oct 17-26. $18.

Cloverdale Performing Arts Center, 209 N Cloverdale Blvd, Cloverdale, 707.829.2214.

Witchie Poo Halloween Extravaganza A fabulous cast of more than sixty Witchie Poo Players, ages four years and up, promises an unforgettable adventure to Hollywood with the wacky, fun-loving Witchie Poo and her infamous sidekick, Lemmy. Oct 18-19, 2pm. $8-$10. Sebastiani Theatre, 476 First St E, Sonoma, 707.996.9756.

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ARIES (March 21–April 19) New York City’s Diamond District is home to over 2,000 businesses that buy and sell jewelry. Throughout the years, many people have lost bits of treasure here. Valuable bits of gold and gems have fallen off broken necklaces, earrings, watches and other accessories. Now an enterprising man named Raffi Stepnanian is cashing in. Using tweezers and a butter knife, he mines for the rich pickings that are packed in the mud of sidewalk cracks and gutters. “The percentage of gold out here on the street is greater than the amount of gold you would find in a mine,” he says. I’d love to see you get inspired by his efforts, Aries. Dig for treasure in unlikely places where no one else would deign to look.

In 1987, a college freshman named Mike Hayes was having trouble paying for his education at the University of Illinois. He appealed for help to the famous newspaper columnist Bob Greene, who asked each of his many readers to send Hayes a penny. The response was tidal. Although most of the ensuing donations were small, they added up to over $28,000—enough for Hayes to finance his degree. I encourage you to take a comparable approach in the coming weeks, Taurus: Ask for a little from a lot of different sources.

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“abracadabra” is a spell that stage magicians utter at the climax of their tricks: the catalyst that supposedly makes a rabbit materialize from a hat or an assistant disappear in a puff of smoke. There’s no real sorcery.

It’s an illusion perpetrated by the magician’s hocuspocus. But “abracadabra” has a less well-known history as an incantation used by real magicians to generate authentic wizardry. It can be traced back to Gnostic magi of the second century. They and their successors believed that merely speaking the word aloud evoked a potency not otherwise available. I invite you to experiment with this possibility, Gemini. Say “abracadabra” to boost your confidence and enhance your derring-do. You already have more power than usual to change things that have been resistant to change, and intoning some playfully ferocious “abracadabras” may put your efforts over the top.

CANCER (June 21–July 22) The 17th-century writer René Descartes is regarded as the father of modern philosophy and the founder of rationalism. His famous catchphrase is a centerpiece of the Western intellectual tradition: “I think, therefore I am.” Here’s what I find amusing and alarming about the man: he read almost nothing besides the Bible and the work of Catholic theologian Thomas Aquinas. He said that classic literature was a waste of time. Is that who we want at the heart of our approach to understanding reality? I say no. In accordance with the astrological omens, I authorize you to instead adopt one or both of the following formulas: “I feel, therefore I am” or “I dream, therefore I am.”

LEO (July 23–August 22) You can’t give what you don’t have. Here’s a corollary: You can sort of halfgive what you half-have, but that may lead to messy complications and turn out to be worse than giving nothing at all. So here’s what I recommend: Devote yourself to acquiring a full supply of what you want to give. Be motivated by the frustration you feel at not being able to give it yet. Call on your stymied generosity to be the driving force that inspires you to get the missing magic. When you’ve finally got it, give it.

VIRGO (August 23–September 22) I suspect that one of your allies or loved ones will get caught in his or her own trap. The way you respond will be crucial for how the rest of the story plays out. On the one hand, you shouldn’t climb into the trap with them and get tangled up in the snarl. On the other hand, it won’t serve your long-term interests to be cold and unhelpful.

So what’s the best strategy? First, empathize with their pain, but don’t make it your own. Second, tell the blunt truth in the kindest tone possible. Third, offer a circumscribed type of support that won’t compromise your freedom or integrity.

LIBRA (September 23–October 22) In 1936, Libran author F. Scott Fitzgerald wrote about the “crack-up”

he had experienced years earlier. It included this tough realization: “I had been only a mediocre caretaker of most of the things left in my hands, even my talent.”

Let’s use this as a seed for your oracle. Have you been a good caretaker of your talent? Have you been a good caretaker for other things you are responsible for? Look within yourself and take inventory. If there’s anything lacking, now is an excellent time to raise your game. If you’re doing pretty well, reward yourself.

SCORPIO (October 23–November 21)

On a late summer day in 1666, scientist Isaac Newton was sitting under an apple tree in his mother’s garden in Lincolnshire, England. An apple fell off a branch and plummeted to the ground. A half-century later, he told his biographer that this incident inspired him to formulate the theory of gravity. Fast forward to the year 2010. Astronaut Piers Sellers got on the space shuttle Atlantis carrying a piece of Newton’s apple tree. He took it with him as he escaped Earth’s gravity on his trip to the International Space Station.

By my reading of the astrological omens, now would be an excellent time for you undertake a comparable gesture or ritual, Scorpio. With a flourish, update your relationship with an important point of origin.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22–December 21) Most birds don’t sing unless they are up high: either flying or perched somewhere off the ground. One species that isn’t subject to this limitation is the turnstone, a brightly mottled shorebird. As it strolls around beaches in search of food, it croons a tune that the Cornell Lab of Ornithology calls “a short, rattling chuckle.” In the coming weeks, this creature deserves to be your mascot—or your power animal, as they say in New Age circles. Why? I doubt that you will be soaring. You won’t be gazing down at the human comedy from a detached location high above the fray.

But I expect you will be well-grounded and goodhumored —holding your own with poise amidst the rough-and-tumble. As you ramble, sing freely!

CAPRICORN (December 22–January 19) Let’s discuss that thing you are eyeing and coveting and fantasizing about. My operative theory is that you can enjoy it without actually having it for your own.

In fact, I think it will be best if you do enjoy it without possessing it. There’s an odd magic at play here. If this desired thing becomes a fixed part of your life, it may interfere with you attracting two future experiences that I regard as more essential to your development.

My advice is to avoid getting attached to the pretty good X-factor so as to encourage the arrival and full bloom of two stellar X-factors.

AQUARIUS (January 20–February 18) “Problems that remain persistently insoluble should always be suspected as questions asked in the wrong way,” said philosopher Alan Watts. You have either recently made a personal discovery proving that this is true, or else you will soon do so. The brain-scrambling, heart-whirling events of recent weeks have blessed you with a host of shiny new questions. They are vibrant replacements for the tired old questions that have kept at least one of your oldest dilemmas locked in place.

PISCES (February 19–March 20)

“There is for everyone some one scene, some one adventure, some one picture that is the image of his secret life,” said Irish poet William Butler Yeats. I invite you to identify that numinous presence, Pisces. And then I urge you to celebrate and cultivate it. Give special attention to it and pay tribute to it and shower love on it. Why? Because now is an excellent time to recognize how important your secret life is to you—and to make it come more fully alive than it has ever been.

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