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Worldwide W oorldw wide W Westly estly e Forget H Forget HILLARY ILLAR RY CLINTON CLINTON and her emails, andd his questionable CCanadian or TED TED CRUZ CRUZ an anadian president birthright. The 2016 20 016 rrace ace for for pr esident can wait. We We need too start talking 2018. That’s That’s when CCalifornians alifornian ns will return return to the polls to governor, select a new gov vernorr, and Fly has learned Democratic centimillionaire WESTLY Democr atic cent timillionaire STEVE STEVE W ESTLLY has made up hiss mind to run.. During a Saturday Atherton, private meeting Satur day in A therton,, a few few CEOs, dozen tech CEOs s,, politicos and influence peddlers,, as well well as members of Clinton President OBAMA’s and Pr esident OB O AMA’s 2008 campaign gathered teams,, gather edd with Westly Westly to discuss his governor.. While no fformal decision to run ffor or governor ormal September,r, announcement is expected until September Westly confirmed group W estly confirme ed to the gr oup that he plans current to challenge cur rrent LLt.t.. Governor and fformer ormer Francisco GAVIN NEWSOM—and San Fr ancisco Mayor M GA AV VIN N EWSOM—and most likely fformer orm mer Los Los Angeles Mayor ANTONIO A NTONIO V VILLARAIGOSA—for ILLA ARAIGOSA—for the seat of terming-out Gov Gov.v. JERRY JERR RY BR BROWN. OWN. Westly Westly is no str stranger anger to politics,, having alr aalready eady run ffor or governor, governorr, ser ving as state contr oller and leading state serving controller Democr atic Party Partty eff orts Democratic efforts ffor or upwar ds of 30 3 years. upwards They Did He ’s also made a cr azy He’s crazy What? amount of mone ey as a money Silicon V aalley ven nture Valley venture SEND TIP TIPSS TTO O capitalist—he was w one FLY@ FL LY Y@ of the first inves stors in investors METR ONEWS. METRONEWS. COM CO M electric car man ufacturer manufacturer TTesla. eesla.. Despite al alll the cash he could person nally thr ow into his campaign, personally throw W estly’s str ategyy will be modeled less after Westly’s strategy M EG WHITMAN’s WHITMAN’s ’ ffailed ailed il d bid to t buy b her h way MEG past Br own,, andd mor ecently Brown, moree like that of rrecently elected San Josee Mayor SAM SAM LLICCARDO. ICCARDO. San Jose ’s rrace ace boile ed down to a close thr eeJose’s boiled threeperson battle th at ended with two brands brands of that Democr at in thee runoff Liccardo managed to Democrat runoff.. Liccardo woo many of th ate thee Republican and moder moderate voters once he ffaced aced off with Dave Cortese, who had a progressive progressive base that didn’t didn’t turn.. In the governor’s goveernor’s race, race,, Newsom and Villaraigosa Villar aigosa would wouuld be counted on to split the liber al base,, allowing Westly Westly to make liberal the runoff and then t appeal to voters of both parties.. ItIt’ll ’ll also help that he wouldn’t wouldn’t have to fface ace a movie star incumbent like ARNOLD ARNOLD SSCHWARZENEGGER, CHW WA ARZENEGGER, who thumped Westly Westly in the 2006 runoff runoff.f.

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hen three dead crows tested positive posittive for mosquito-borne mosquito-born ne West W est Nile virus last lasst week, w Cheriel Jensen Jensen began to o plot plot her escape. Infected Inf feected bir birds ds p portend ortend the st start art of o pesticide pesticide e ffogging, ogging, which she blames rashes,, w watery ffor o a host of ailments: rashes or aatery dizziness, prevailing, eeyes, yes e , diz ziness, fatigue and a pr evailin ng, progressive pr rogressivve debilit debility. ty. T To o aavoid vo oid the spraying, sp praaying y , cconducted onducted se several veeral times a yyear e b ear byy the Sant Santaa Clara C County ountty V Vector eecttor Control C o ol District, JJensen ontr ensen often flies out o off state state or driv drives es down the ccoast oast to w wait aait i out fr it ffrom om a dist di distance. ance. “I ccan’t an a ’t sit ar around ound her heree while the theyy poison p o oison us, us,” says saayys the 75-year-old 75--year-old rretired etired e planner,, who liv lives ccounty o ty planner ount vees with her husband hu usband in Sarato Saratoga. ga. F Fed ed up with what w she sh he ccalls alls a chemic chemical al assault, JJensen ensen lawyered la aw wyyeered up to sue the ccounty ountty and put p a stop to it. Though a judge rrejected ejected d the

case on Frida case Friday, ay, she planss to app appeal eal the decision. “Ther “There’s e’s to too o much m at st stake, ak ke,” says. “They’re slowly, JJensen ensen sa ayys. “The y’re slo owlyy, steadily sickening us..” sick kening e us The la lawsuit, awsuit, w filed wit with th the nonpr nonprofit ofit Healthy Health hy Alternativ Alternatives ves e to oP Pesticides, esticides, ar gues that the ccounty ountty needs n to cconduct onduct argues environmental warrant an en nvvironmental rreview evieew to w arrant a chemical chemic al spra spraying. ayyingg. It als also so claims that the ffogging ogging unjustifiabl unjustifiably ly encr encroaches oaches on private pr property operty and d kills other beneficial “It’s b eneficial animals and insects iinsects.. “It ’s chemical chemic al tr trespass, espass,” sa says ayys Brandi B Madison, Healthier Alternatives a cco-organizer o-organizer of Health hier Alternativ ves e to P Pesticides. esticides. “Y “You Yo ou ha have ave a go government oveernment putting poison agency put ttting p oison on o our private property pr operty without our cconsent. onsent.” Theyy sa The say ay the ccounty ountty sensationalizes s threat West justify truckthe thr eat of W eest Nile to justif fy truck kmounted ffogging. oggingg. Chem Chemicals micals used, the theyy say, sa ay, up upend end delic delicate ate ec ecosystems, osystems y , killing fish, fr frogs, ogs, dragonflies dragonflies,, mosquito m mosquito-eating -eating bats and other wildlif wildlife fe while w weak weakening keening human immune ssystems. yystem ms. xxcessivve,” agr ees “This is absolutely eexcessive, agrees Alexander environmental Ale exxander Henson, the en nvvironmental lawyer la aw wyer enlisted to work k on the ccase. ase. “You “Y Yo ou find one inf infected feected bird b d and yyou bir ou o

spra ay ffor or miles o m ar ound, killing all the spray around, bugs within n that ar area. ea. The Theyy downpla downplay ay it, sa ayying it won n’’t kill lar ger bugs saying won’t larger bugs,, ead but right on n the label label yyou ou ccan o an rread the w aarnin ng sa aying y it ’s bad ffor or b o ees. warning saying it’s bees. Something’s Something g’s not right.” C ountty officials o disagr ee, sa ayying the County disagree, saying group gr oup o overstates veerrstates the dangers of these p esticides and a understates understates the risks pesticides of West Weest Nil Nile le virus virus,, a patho pathogen gen that in p eople tr riggers flu-lik ke ssymptoms, ymptoms y , people triggers flu-like nerve ner ve dama damage age and, in rar raree ccases, ases, death. ““Any An A ny time that t yyou o ou put a p pesticide esticide into the en environment, nvvironment, esp especially ecially in urban ar areas, eaas, ther there’s e’s going to b bee a gr group oup of people people cconcerned oncerned ab about out health,” Denise Bon Bonilla, nilla, head of vvector ector ccontrol, ontrol, tells Met Metro. tro. “That “That’s ’s underst understandable andable and we’re we ’re tr trying ying our b best est to ans answer wer p people’s eople’s questions,, while questions w also educ educating ating them about about the risks r if we don don’t n’t ’ spra spray. ay.” While it it’s t’s unclear whether the lawsuit la aw wsuit wil will ll mo move ve fforward, orward,, simmeringg o public dist distrust trust has pr prompted ompted the ccounty ountty to step s up outr outreach each to k keep eep panic fr from om m spr spreading. eading. Esp Especially ecially ccoming oming off ff of the most intense W West est e Nile season n to date date,, which kick kicked ed up a flurr flurryy of questions and ccomplaints omplaints ab about out ffogging. oggging. V Vector eector ccontrol ontrol went from fr om spra spraying aying y only a ffew ew times a yyear ear when it st started a ted ab ar about out a dec decade ade ago to 19 times in n 2014, when field work workers ers


“When W West eest Nile showed up up,, it w was aas something never heree just someth hing we had ne veer seen her before, b effor o e,” Bon Bonilla nilla sa says. ays y . “It w was aas ccompletely ompletely different and spread across oss diff ffeerent an nd spr ead so quickly acr the U United nited St S States, ates, out out-competing t-competing other normally mosquitoes. viruses norm mally ffound o ound in mosquito es. Wee don W don’t n’t ’ rreally e eally see those other viruses anymore. That’s why was an nyymore. Th hat’s wh hy this w aas such a big deal.” from having Though eexempt xempt fr om ha avving to environmental cconduct onduct an en nvvironmental rreview eview about pesticide use,, the district ab out p esticcide use detailing vvoluntarily oluntarily drafted a rreport eport det ailing ways mosquitoes all the w ayys it ccontrols ontrols mosquito es and disease-transmitting critters. other diseas se-transmitttting crit ttters. “We’re trying bee as transpar transparent “W We’re tr rying to b ent as possible, says p ossible,” sa ays y Bonilla, who assumed her says chemical rrole ole last fall.. She sa ayys chemic al ffogging ogging delivers is a last rresort, esort, and the district deliv veers mosquitofish, free charge anyone mosquitofis sh, fr ee of char ge to an nyo one who asks asks,, to o gobble up lar larva va in p ponds onds pools. Field deploy and p ools. F ield technicians will deplo oy mosquito-killing pour mosquito -k killing bacteria or p our a standing water ccoconut oconut oil film on st anding w aater to suffocate floating larva. suff ffo ocate flo oating lar va. “Over 99 percent spent “Ov er 9 9p ercent of our time is sp ent larviciding, says lar viciding,” sa ayys Bonilla, rreferring efferring e to methods larval insects.. “That “That’s metho ds ttargeting arrgeting lar val insects ’s what we do basis.. W Wee go o on a daily basis out and insp inspect marshes,, p people’s pect the marshes eople’s pools, ponds, backyards. Wee sswimming wimming p ools, p onds, back kyyards. W look physical Wee k keep lo ok at ph hyyssical cconditions. onditions. W eeep people’s practices. Wee in mind p eo ople’s cultural practic es. W people standing tell p eople to t dump and drain st anding water. Wee se see they’re screens w ater t r. W ee if the th y’r ’ e scr eens need d all-encompassing, rrepair. epair. It rreally eaally is an allencompassing, integrative many ways, integrativ ve appr aapproach. oach. In man ny w ayys, we already alternativee p pesticides. alr eady use alternativ esticides.” The ccounty oun ntty rresorts esorts to adulticiding— full-grown mosquitoes—when killing full-g grown mosquito es—when West birdit finds W es est Nile virus and other bir dskeeter-spread hosted, sk keeeeterr-spread illnesses. illnesses. CountyCounttyemployed keep emplo oyeed disease d hunters also k eeep outposts hens.. ttabs abs on outp posts of ccooped-up ooped-up hens Through Thr ough rroutine o outine blo blood od tests on these so-called so -called ll d sen sentinel ntinel i l chick chickens, hi keens, the they hey ccan an pr predict edict or p prevent reveent an outbr outbreak. eak. When the ccounty ountty decides d to spra spray, ay, it aler alerts ts rresidents esidents in ttargeted argeted neighb neighborhoods orhoods through thr ough rrobocalls, ob bocalls, fly flyers yers e and emails emails.. The notic noticee advises a p people eople to st stay ay indoors, indo ors, clo close se the windows windows,, shut off fans and k keep eeeep p pets ets inside inside.. Beek Beekeepers keeepers often rrelocate elocate a their hiv hives vees or ccover over them in burlap ffor o pr or protection. otection. Beehives Beehiv vees in JJensen’s ensen n’s fr front ont yar yard d rrecently ecently l lost l t their h i queens queens,, which hi h she cconsiders onsiderrs another side eff effect ffeect of spraying. spra aying y . Sh She he ffears eears the they ey won won’t ’t sur survive vivve another spa spate ate of ffogging, ogging, and she she’s ’s cconsidering onsideringg visiting a sister in Salt L Lake ak ke City Cit ty when that t happ happens. ens. “I ha have ave to physically ph hyysically le leave, eaave,” JJensen ensen sa says, ayys, “ just get up and go as a fast as I ccan. an.”

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identified 92 9255 inf infected feected bir birds ds and 11 human ccases. ases. n bBonilla sa says ayys the dr drought o ought ma may ay b bee moree inf infections. rresponsible esponsible ffor o or mor fections e . A drier climate fforces o orces animals to o flo flock ck to ffewer ewer watering holes,, quick quickening spread w aatering holes keeniing the spr ead of the virus virus.. “W “We We had a craz ccrazyy season last says. “We have spray yyear, eear,” she sa ayys. “W We ha ave had to spra ay moree to k mor keep eeep it under ccontrol. o ol.” ontr product The ccounty ountty uses a pr oduct ccalled alled Zenivex, pyrethroid insecticide that’s Z enivvex, x ap yr y ethroid ins secticide that ’s a “quick, permanent permanent knockdown” kno ockdown” ffor or o mosquitoes, flies,, mosquito es, gnats, gnats, midges midgges and flies according label. ac cording to the ccompany’s ompan nyy’s lab el. Federal chemical F ederal regulators regulators give give the t chemic al manufactured all-clear. manufactur ed by by Zoecon Zoecon o the allclear. say But JJensen ensen and others sa ay public have underestimated estim agencies ha ave under mated its cumulative environmental cumulativ ve en nvvironmen ntal impact. says officee hears fr from Bonilla sa ayys her offic om moree p mor people eople rrequesting equestingg insecticide because theyy worr worryy than rrefusing efusing it b ecause the about spread West Nile.. In ab out the spr ead of W eesst Nile 2014 the ccounty 2014, ountty rreported eporteed nine hospitalizations from mosquito-borne hospit alizations fr om mosquito m -borne illness.. Pyr Pyrethroids—a illness ethroids—a synthetic synthetic y fform orm of o pyrethrins, derived from p yyrethrins, a ccompound ompound d deriv veed fr om chrysanthemums often chr ysanthemums and oft ften ffound ound in o medication dogs—give flea medic ation ffor or ccats o ats and a do gs—givve way the ccounty ountty a quick w ay to t fight the virus.. Warning labels virus labels point point o out that spray ccontact ontact with the spra ay can can a ccause ause nausea, numbness,, whee wheezing and irritation numbness zing an nd irrit ation to throat. says it’s the eeyes, yees, ears and thr oatt. Bonilla sa ayys it ’s low enough applied li d in i doses d l eno ough h to t rrender ender d imperceptible it imp erceptible to mostt people, people, but acknowledged that p people eop ple with acute sensitivity sensitivit ty may maay ffeel eeel the eff eeffects ffeects of it. To backlash, T o assuage public back klash, ccounty ountty supervisors sup ervisors rrecently ecently cconsidered on nsidered spraying. allowing people people to opt out o of spra ayying. idea But they they dropped dropped the id dea after Bonilla told them that ha having avving ffoggers oggers shut off at certain certain addresses addresses would wou uld undermine the eff effectiveness ffeectivveness e of the pr p program ogram ffor or o eeveryone veeryone o else else. l . She Sh noted d that h Orange O County, C ountty, which ccanceled anceled a series of scheduled foggings foggings last year, yeear, sa saw aw a historic surge surge in W West eest Nile N ccases. ases. O Off the 282 people people inf infected feected in th the he Southern California C aliffo ornia jurisdiction, eight e died. “The question is, is, what’s whaat’s the bigger threat: thr eat: pesticides pesticides or W West est Nile virus?” Madison p posits. osits. “In the entir entiree st state, ate, with a p population opulation of 39 million p people, eople, only 29 died fr from om W West eestt Nile rrelated elated ill illness l yyear. last eear. That That’s h ’s st statistically tatistically ll insignificant. insignific ant. Mean Meanwhile, nw whille, eeveryone veryone in our ccommunities ommunities inhale inhales es the chemic chemicals als to fight it.” Bonilla ccounters oun nters that eeven ven one lif life fe sa saved aveed is wor worth th tthe he eff effort. ffo ort. Fatalities, Fat alities, she adds adds,, would wou uld pr probably obably stack st ack up if widespr widespread ead sp spraying praayying stopp stopped ed alto altogether. gether.


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Memorial Memo orial Set ffor or Sl Slain ain San Jose Police Michael P olicee Officer Micha ael Johnson A public mem memorial morial will b bee held Thursday SAP Center Thursda ay at S A C AP enter to honor the life lif fe of Michaell JJohnson, ohnson, the San JJose ose police officer p olice offic er killed k last week in the line of dut duty. ty. Se Several eveeraal lo local cal businesses will also partt in ho honoring sacrificee ttake ak ke par onoring JJohnson’s ohnson n’s sacrific byy donating al b all ll sales to his family family. y. Every both E Ev veery ccent entt sp sspent entt att b oth th San S JJose ose locations lo cations of th the he Brit Britannia annia Arms pubs will go to JJohnson’s widow. ohn nson n’s widow w. The Brit will host silentt auctions and BBQ lunches and dinners both d at b oth the and locations. downtown an nd Almaden lo cations. Scramblz, a di diner Rock, iner off of Alum R ock, will donate alll sales rung up fr from om 7am to 2pm that sa same ame da day ay to the family family. y. JJohnson, ohnson, a 14-year 1 -yeear vveteran 14eeteran of SJPD, SJPD, was w aas shot and killed k rresponding esponding to a March M Mar ch h 24 ccall all all ab about bout a drunk d k man armed with a rifle rrifle.. When JJohnson ohnson and his par partner tner pu pulled ulled up to the ccondo ondo off of Senter R Road, oad, the o they ey wer weree met with gunfir gunfire. e. JJohnson ohnson w was aas hit and pronounced pr onounced dead d on sc scene. ene. He w was aas 38. Police P olice ident identified tified the sho shooter oter as 57-year-old 57-year e r-old Sc Scott ott Dunham, a rretired ot etired ccommunity ommunitty ccollege o ollege custo custodian dian with a history history of men mental ntal illness and domestic violence. violenc e. P Police olicce sa say ay he fir fired reed fr from om the ccover oveer of an enc enclosed closed sec second-story ond-story balcony. balc on ny. JJohnson’s ohnsson n’s par partner, tnerr, O Officer fficer Douglas P Potwora, ottw wo ora, fir fired ed the rreturn eturn shot that authoritie authorities es sa say ay killed Dunham. A memorial memoriaal of flowers flowers,, ccandles, andles, photos and wr written rittten t ccondolences ondolences have ha ave gr grown ro own ou outside utside of the p police olice headquar headquarters ters ffollowing ollowing o JJohnson’s ohnson n’s

deeath. A series of vigils wer death. weree at attended tttended byy ccommunity b ommunitty leaders and a ccohort ohort of JJohnson’s o ohnson n’s ccolleagues. olleagues. was JJohnson’s ohnson n’s death w aas the first in the th he line of dut duty ty ffor or SJPD in 14 yyears o eears and an nd the 12th in the agency’s agency’s 166-yar 166--yyar hi istory. Twenty-four-year-old Tw wentty--ffo ourr-year e r-old rookie rookie history. JJeffrey effrey F effr Fontana, onttana, a a memb member ber off the th sam same me ac caadem my class as JJohnson, ohnson, w aas gunne ed academy was gunned down do own during a traffic stop in 20 2001. 01. In a pr ess cconference onffer o e ence after JJohnson’s ohnson’s press death, Mayor Liccardo the th de eath, Ma ayor o Sam Lic ccardo ccalled alled a he tragedy darkest hour..” tr ragedy “San JJose’s ose’s dark kest e hour On Thursda Thursday, ay, a motor motorcade caade will tra travel aveel fr o L om os Gatos and thr ough C bell from Los through Campbell ampb to o arriv arrive ve at its destination at the S SAP AP P Center C e enter ffor o or the public memorial ser service. v ce. vic Two T w yyears wo eears ago ago,, Sant Santaa Cruz mourned d the lloss lo oss off ttwo w wo offic officers fficeers at the h same vvenue. eenu ue. Members M Memb ers of the Santa Santa Cruz P Police olice Department D Depar tment will join San JJose ose offic officers e ers ffor o the ser or service, vice, along with a host of highh profile pr rofile dignit dignitaries. aries. “We “W We ar aree a cit city ty that is b better ettter t ffor o or Officer O fficceer JJohnson’s ohnson n’s selfless ser service, vicce,” Liccardo Li iccardo said T Tuesday, uesdaay, in inviting nviting v the public pu ublic to at attend ttend t the memorial. “I am m grateful gr rateful to all our men and women off the San JJose ose P Police olice Depar Department tment ffor o or their th heir daily ccommitment ommitment to our gr great reeatt ccity. ityy.” — —Jennifer Jeenniffeer W Wadsworth aadswoorth Public Pu ublic memorial 11am Thursday, Thurrssdayy, SAP SA AP Center, Cent e ter er, 525 W. W. Santa Santa Clara St., San Jose. Jose o . Fundraisers Fundraiserrs at The Brit: 173 W. W. Santa Saanta Clara St. and 5027 Almaden Expressway, Exxprreesswayy, San Jose. Jose o .

A pitch to liv liven veen up a do downtown owntown San with pop-up JJose ose parking garage wit th p op-up shops won a sizeable grant. grant Sc Scott cottt Knies Knies,, Downtown head of the San JJose ose Do owntown Association, A ssociation, submit submitted ttted the idea as partt of the national Kn Knight par night Cities Challenge.. T Challenge Tuesday uesdaay mo morning, orningg, the nonprofit announced nonpr ofit announc ed that t it aawarded waarded $139,000 $139,0 00 to San P Pedro Squared, ed, Knies’ edro Squar ground floor plan to activate the gr o ound flo or of the parking structur structuree b byy San P Pedro edro Squaree with p pop-up Squar op-up rretailers. ettailers. The grant proposal was from pr oposal w aas one of ttwo w wo winners fr om Tim McCormick’s San JJose. ose. T im McC orm mick’s Houslets mick

projectt— project—prototyping —prrotottyyping and deplo deploying oyying tiny, low-cost modular tin ny, lowcost o mo dular homes—won $40,000. $40 $40,0 000. 0 L Last ast fall, fall Knight Cities ask asked ked e innovators inno ovators v s in 26 cities throughout throughout the nation ffor or ideas to mak o makee their cities better place. Winners ab ettter t pla ace. W inners i would get a slic slicee of $5 million m to mak make ke it happ happen. en. through The ffoundation ound o dation sifted thr ough 77,000 ,,000 entries b before o e deciding on 32 winners winners.. effor winning Some winn ning ideas included training rrehabbers ehabbers to t fix up vac vacant ant buildings in Detroit, Detr oit, and an nd a monthly subscription local goods of lo cal go ods and eexperiences xperiences in Akron, Ohio. Akr on Oh on, hio.

San Jose CCalls alls Homeless CCamp amp Cleanup a Success;; Not Everyone Agrees Agrees eople who Of the ffew-hundred-or-so Of ew-hundred-orr-so p people liv ved e in San JJose’s ose’s lar gesst homeless lived largest ccamp, amp, b better etttter known as The JJungle, ungle, 16 166 6 ha ave ffound ound o st able hous sing. Another 70 have stable housing. secur ed housing vvouchers ouch o ers but ha aveen’t secured haven’t ffound ound o a landlor d willin ng to rrent ent to landlord willing them. Twenty-four Twent w ty--ffo our ffound oun o nd jobs jobs.. These numbers numbers come comee from from city citty officials following fo ollowing the Jungle’s Jungle’s dismantling last December. Decem mber. During cleanup, public and d private the cleanup, or rgganizations were were summoned sum mmoned to organizations help find work and shelter sheelter for fo or people people who lived livveed in the Coyote Coyo otte Creek Creek Camp, Camp, vaaccinations for fo or as well as administer vaccinations their pets. pets. The city citty plans plan ns to use that appr oach as a model model going go oing forward. fo orwaard. approach San Jose Jose claims one of o the largest largest unshelter ed populations population ns per per capita capit a a in unsheltered the nation. A 2013 census censsus identified 4,770 homeless people people living in the city citty pr oper, most of them along a rivveers and proper, rivers cr eeks, in cars cars or on thee streets. streets. creeks, Ov ver e the years years e Jungle Junglee residents residents Over

built permanent perm manent structures, structures, including tree tr ee housess and underground underground hovels. ho oveels. City Cit ty officials officiaals identified 200 200 people people to help,, though help thouggh some community communitty groups groups more estimated that t more than 300 300 people people lived liv veed there. there. When the city citty shut the ccamp amp down, down n, scores scores of people people relocated relocated nearb by, blending blen nding in with some of the nearby, city’s cit ty’ y s 300 300 other o encampments. encampments. While the city citty hass since since deemed the cleanup a success, success, some so ome homeless advocates advvocates rremain emain sharply shaarply critical critical of the way way it was w as a handled. handleed. “P eople who were were evicted evvicted from from “People the Jungle Jungle have haave moved mo oved and been been displaced displac ed over oveer and over over e with no end in sight,” said saaid Sandy Perry, Perry, head of the Community Comm munitty Homeless Alliance Alliance Ministry. Ministr y. “[A]nd “[[A]nd they theey are are still moving. mo ovvingg.” Perry P erry expects exp pects the situation to worsen thiss week when Santa Santa Clara County’s C ounttyy’s winter w shelter program program discharges dischar ges 270 270 homeless people people back on the streets.—Jennifer streets.—Jeenniffeer Wadsworth Waadsworth o


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WELCOME W ELCOME HOME HOME San Jose residents of Italian I descent have a new sou source urce of pride.

Little Italy creates a new identity ommunity with h unveiling of ccommunity funded fu unded gateway y arch BY B Y GAR GARY Y SINGH

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ast week, w San Jose’s Jose’s Little e Italy project project officially offic ially dedicated monumental a mo onumental 31-foot gateway gatteway arch at the intersection intersectio on of N. N. Almaden and Julian,, right in front of Paesano Paesano Ristorante Riistorante Italiano, Italiano, at the other othe er end of the block from Henry’s Henry’s Hi-Life. C Constructed onstructeed of marble marble,, steel and elements, took other element ts, the arch arch to ok yyears ears e arduous degrees to ccomplete. omplete. After A ar duous degr ees of city cit ty meetings, meetings, permits permits and fundraising endeavors, endea avo ors, thee arch arch now signifies

the th he entryway entryw way to Little Littttle Italy—at Italyy—at —at thee m moment, , a small few few blocks blocks of stuff, stuff ff,, ff but b ut a place place where where ideas loom loom quitee large. la arge. I remember remember the initial gala fundraising fu undraising dinner in 2009, 2009,, held at the then-abandoned th hen-abandoned San Jose Jose Earthquakes Earthquaakes offices, o ffices, and what’s what’s now the Lusardi Lusardii B Building at San Pedro Pedro Square Square Market. Mark keet. It’s It t’s been been a long journey journeey since since then,, and an nd plans for fo or Little Littttle Italy Italy now include inclu ude a full-blown Italian Italian Cultural Museum Museu um and an nd d a new new Enoteca Enoteca La La Storia S i across acrosss from fr rom Henry’s. Henry’s. For F or the gateway gateway arch arch dedication dedication party, p arty, organizers organizers blocked block ked e off the entire en ntire street. st treet. As As early as 5:30pm,, a motorcade motorcade off Italian o Italian cars cars began began to arrive. arrive. Fiats, Fiatss, A Romeos, Alfa Ro omeos, Masereatis, Masereatis, Ferraris— Ferraris— — classic cl lassic and current—all current—all pulled up

parked crowds witness.. and park keed for for o the cr ow wds to witness Signmaker Colla brought Signmak keer Tom To om C olla br b ought a deep 1950s-era Fiat oncee traversed blue 1950sera F iat thatt onc traaveersed African way the Afric an ccontinent ontinent w ay back when Trans-African was the TransAfrican highway high hway w as a first realized decadesrealized in the modern modern n era. A dec adesold sticker Kenya stick keer from from K een nyya is still attached atttached to the windshield. I felt felt e t transported transported into a Graham Gr Greene novel, eenee no veel,, although I’m not sure sure which one. onee. And sp speaking transportation, eaking of tran nsportation, as the crowds up,, crowds began began to o show up the eexperience was multisensory. xxperience w as mu ultisensory. A powerful aroma powerful ar oma of BBQ Q emanated from Henry’s Hi-Life and blanketed from Henr y’s Hi-Lif fe an nd blank keeted block, often the entire entire blo ck,, as is o ften the ccase. ase. Mandolin player plaayeer Al Fabrizio Fab brizio sat in the fr front Bacio, ont yard yard of Bel Ba acio, jamming out soft ft It IItalian alian li numbers, numb bers e , including i l di “Mattinata, “Mattttinata,” “Sway, “Sw way,” and an nd several several others associated flicks.. Tony associated with Godfather Godfatther flicks Ton ony & Alba’s pizza. Albaa’s supplied piz zaa. Guglielmo Winery portions Wiinery supplied bountiful boun ntiful p ortions of Champagne. Champagne. Families gather ggathered ed in the streets, streets, children children scampered scamper e ed everywhere everywhere and many man ny folks fo olks simply set up shop

on the ccolorful olo orful steps of the rrestored estored houses justt to obser observe ve the cceremonies. eremonies. With Italian Wiith thee It alian ccars, ars, the ffood, ood,, drink and the mandolin, maandolin,, I felt felt e transported transported straight int into European spy to a 1970s Eur opean sp py flick with Omar O Sharif and JJacqueline acqueline Bisset,, imagining Fiat, imaagining them in a F iat, chased b byy an a Interpol Interpol agent,, crossing crossing over bridge,, oveer a river rivveerr on a European European bridge under dism dismal overcast mal o vercast skies while Maurice Maurice Jarre Jarr a e soundtracks blared blared in the background. Debbie C Caminiti, back kgground. o aminiti, owner of Bel Bacio,, immediately asked B Bacio asked if she ccould bee Jacqueline ould db Jacqueline Bisset. I said yes. yes. Caminiti Caminitti is also the cco-founder o-ffo ounder of the entir entire re Little Littttle Italy Italy idea and nonprofit operation, nonprofit op o eration,, along with Joshua Melander.. Joshua DeVincenzi DeV Vinc i enzi Melander Together Together they th hey orchestrated orchestrated a vast network off cconnections, nettwork w onnections, mindblowing in scale. n sc ale. They They tracked track keed down countless businesses,, all of which are countless businesses b are either owned operated byy Italianith own ned d or op erated t db Italianli Americans. Americanss. Everyone Everyone pooled pooled their respective brought respective resources resources and br ought their respective sets to the ttable respective skill s able to make gateway Many mak ke the gate g way arch arch happen. happen. Man ny others donated moneyy or purchased don nated mone purchased plaza bricks bee named after them. brick ks to b After all w was done,, $186,000 as said and done $186,000 was was raised to bring the whole idea to fruition. No No grants or city citty money money was waas used. As As the h ffood ood and dd drinks i k fl flowed, d Caminiti DeVincenzi Caminiti and a DeV Vinc i enzi Melander headed up the brick dedication dedication ceremony, ceremon ny, to thank all those who donated fu funds process unds to help the pr ocess along its w way. ay. Italian-American Italian--A American politicians Liccardo, politicians Sam Lic cardo, Dave Daave Cortese Cortese and Pierluigi Oliveiro Pierluiigi Oliv eiro took took part part in the dedication dedication cceremony eremon ny before beffo ore heading off to a vigil viggil ffor o or fallen police police officer officer Michael Johnson. Johnson. o As began As the sun su un b egan to set on the horizon b behind Paesano Restaurant, e ehind P aesano R eestaurant, the main gate ggateway way arch arch dedication dedication started, with started,, wit th Melander thanking everyone eveeryone o who w ccontributed ontributed to building the giant 331-foot 1-ffoot structure structure of marble and steel. Each E ccompany ompan ny who helped helped build the ar aarch ch rreceived eceivveed a plaque. plaque. Melander said was s the goal w aas to create create an urban plac placee where p where all of the different Italian-American diff ffeerent It talian-American associations associations could gather moree than just onc oncee a could gath her mor year Italian year at the It alian ffestival. eestival. Caminiti Caminiti then ttalked alked d about about the ssymbolism ymbolism of the arch arch itself: itsself: “Marble rrepresents epresents the old ccountry, ountry, where where we came came from. from. The bricks rrepresent eprresent everything ever e ything that we’re we’re now trying byy brick.” tryingg to build,, brick b With azzurri! Wiith that, th hat,, I say: saay: fforza oorza az zzzurri!


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KEYBOARD COWBOYS Stanford’s CCRMA Laptop Orchestra reinvents classical music.

Audiosynthesis: Switched S Switch hed on n Bach Bac ch to EDM E M

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T WASN’T WAS SN’T TH THAT AT L LONG ONG ago when w all music was w as made m by acoustic instruments—vibrating instru uments—vibrating strings,, osc oscillating strings cillating reeds and resonating resona ating wood. Our musical musica al devices were powered by by wind, friction and other forces. forces. But today, today y, whether you’re yo ou’re scanning the radio radio or o browsing a webbased streaming strea aming service, chances are arre high that at least a portion portion of the music you’re you ’re encountering enco ountering was was produced through t some form synthesis. of synthes is.

The wobbli wobbling ing bass of that dubstep drop, drop, the b bowel-rattling ow wel-rattttling kick and the snare re on that hip hip-hop -hop b beat, eat, snapping snar impossibly arpeggiated the imp ossiblly rapid,, arp eggiated guitar lick—all produced byy a guit ar lick k— —aall of them pr oduced b ssynthesizer. ynthesizer. Even E en the rresonant Ev esonant tone of

th that hat piano ccould ould as easily ccome ome fr from o om a Mac as fr from om a Stein Steinway. way. Music al ssynthesis ynthesis has b een around arou und Musical been ffor o more or more than half a ccentury. entury. The theremin—most th heremin—most ccommonly ommonly used in cheesy ch heesy horr horror or mo movies vies and p perhaps erhapss m famously deplo most deployed oyed in “Good “Go Good Vibrations” V Vi i ibrations” ” by by The Beach Bo Boys—was oyys—w was first pioneered 1950s.. Robert fir rst pioneer ed in the 1950s Ro oberrt Moog’s namesakee machine w was M Mo og’s namesak aas made m famous fa amous b byy Wendy Wendy e Carlos’ Carlos’’ seminal 1968 19 968 album, Switched on Bach. But the ther theremin emin w was aas nearly impossible im mpossible to master and the first generations ge enerations of Mo Moog og synths synths wer weree the th he size siz ze of rrefrigerators. efrigerators. By the late ‘70s and an nd early ‘8 ‘80s, 0s, plenty plentty of professional proffeessionaal m ii musicians had h d ac access cess to ssynth yynth h keyboards k eyyboards and drum machines machines,, but the ccost o of these de ost devices vices limited electronic electron nic m music to an elite ccadre adre of ar artists. tists. ground been Quite a bit of gr ound has b een ccovered overed b between etween then and now now. w. Today, T odaay, an anyone nyone with a smar smartphone, tphonee, ttablet a ablet or laptop ccan an wir wirelessly elessly

download a p powerful owerful ssynthesizer. ynthesizer. musical technology Much of the music all technolo gy access through keyboards we now ac cess thr ough h our k eyboards screens bee trac traced ed and touch scr eens ccan an b back to St Stanford anffo ord in thee late ‘60s ‘60s and ‘70s ‘70s,, when a small gr group oup of dedic dedicated ated music musical al hack hackers, keers, who b began egan tink tinkering ering with the univ university’s versittyy’s massiv massive ve ccomputers—learned omputers—learned to o write ccode ode that pr produced oduced b beautiful eautiful sou sounds unds instead of cracking quantum qua quandaries. andaries. This small ccohort ohort off mathematic mathematically ally minded musicians laid the gr groundwork oundwork ffor o or what is i now known Center Computer Research as the C enter ffor o or C omp puter R eesearch Acoustics—also in Music and A cousticss—also known as C CCRMA CRMA (pr (pronounced onounced e “karma”). “karmaa””). T Today, oda day, C CCRMA CRMA cconducts ond d ducts eextensive xxtensiv ive rresearch esearch into how soun sound nd op operates. erates. Researchers spend R esear e chers at the ccenter enteer sp end their time diagraming the t ac acoustical ousticcaal fingerprint of famous rrooms, ooms, so that one da day ay yyou ou o ma may ay b bee ab able le to not only see the T Taj aaj Majal with the t aid of vir virtual tual rreality—but ealitty— —but also hear what w it sounds

like bee in space. lik ke to b n the spac e. They They make mak ke instruments instrument ts that yyou o ou play plaay like lik ke a video have doctoral game and ha h ave do ctoral ccandidates andidates like lik ke Holly Herndon—an H eexperimental xperimental electr electronic onic musician m rrespected espected in b both oth ac academic ademic and a indie music cir circles. cles. But p perhaps erh haps p most imp importantly, portantlyy, the C CCRMA CRMA la laid aid the gr groundwork oundwork ffor o or the p popular opular ele electronic ectrro onic music rrevolution, evolution, o ,b byy cr creating eating thee pr protocol—FM otocol—FM ssynthesis— yynthesis— that led to the t most p popular opular ssynthesizer yynthesizer of all time time,, the t Y Yamaha aamaha DX7 DX7. 7. Andr Andrew ew JJ.. N Nelson’s elson’s ne new wb book, ook,, The Sound of In Innovation: nno ovvation: St Stanford anffo ord and the C Computer ompu uter Music R Revolution, evolution, maps C CCRMA’s RMA A’s histor historyy and its rrole ole in CR thee landsc landscape electronic shaping th ape of electr onic production tools music p pr oduction d to ols aavailable vvailable today. book, Nelson traces to daay. In his h b ook,, N elson trac es a from CCRMA path fr om the C CRMA cco-founder o-ffo ounder Chowning’s discovery JJohn ohn Chow wning’s disc overy of FM ssynthesis ynthesis in n the late ‘60s ‘60s to Ge Wang’ss lap laptop Wang’ ptop and mobile phone orchestras.—Nick Veronin or chestras.—Nick V eerroonin

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Stanford S taanffor ord andd the thhe Electronic Electrroonic Music M Revolution Revolution o

BY ANDREW ANDREW J. NELSON NE EL LSON

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N 1934, as the th he United States was was deep d in the Great Depression, De epression, rur al Salem, New New rural JJersey ersey welcomed its newest resident into the world: John John Chowning. Chowning Chown ning held an early interest in i music, playing p y g violin from fro om the age g of seven and percussion perccussion instruments from m the age of 12. After high school, s he served a three-year three-yea ar tour as a musician in the N avy. Navy.

Back in the U United nited St States, ates, Chowning at attended tended W Wittenberg iittttenberg University U niversity in Ohio Ohio,, gr graduating aduating with a Bachelor of Mu Music. usic. He then moved mo ved to P Paris aris to stud study dy with Nadia Boulanger—the Boulanger —the Fr French encch ccomposer, omposer, cconductor onductor and teache teacher er who ccounted ounted the late Americ American an ccomposer om mposer Aar Aaron on Copland C opland among her pupils p pupils.. P ost–World o War II P aris was was the Post–World Paris epicenter musique epic enter ffor o or the musi ique cconcrète oncrète movement. mo vement. Pierre Pierre Sch Schaeffer, haeff ffeer, an electronic engineer,, em employed electr onic engineer mployed rudiment ary rrecording ecordingg equipment, rudimentary disc cut ters, to isolate and a ccapture apture cutters, naturally pr oduced sou und eevents. vents. produced sound Schaeff ffeer then eexperimented xperim mented with Schaeffer how to manipulate an nd isolate and p ortions of the sounds s. Meanwhile, Mean nw while, portions sounds. C ologne, German ny served serrved as the Cologne, Germany epic enter of elektr onissche Musik, epicenter elektronische which ar ose ar ound th he same time arose around the time.. Elektr onische Musik emphasized e Elektronische entir ely ssynthetic ynthetic mea ans of pr oducing entirely means producing sounds draawing w upon n noise sounds,, drawing upon generators vices to generators,, filters and other de devices pr ovide id and d manipula i late t sounds o d. provide manipulate sounds. Despite their diff ffeerent e rroots, oots, these different ttwo wo mo vements rubb ed up against movements rubbed one another easingly another,, and the theyy incr increasingly mo ved aaway way fr om the eir do gmatism moved from their dogmatism in the late 1950s and 19 11960s. 60s. A Ass Chowning arriv ed in P aris in 1959, arrived Paris the electr onic music sscene cene w as one electronic was

in which ccomposers omposers activ actively ely sought ne w direction directtion and ne w inspiration new new ffor o or musical musical a ccomposition, omposition, dra awing w drawing up on emerging emeerging electr onic to ols to upon electronic tools fur ther th heir music al visions further their musical visions.. Chowni ing’s time in P Chowning’s Paris aris solidified his interest interesst in pursuing a DMA in music ccomposition. om mposition. He decided to apply to sc chools on the W eest C oast schools West Coast of the U niited St ates. United States.

Experimentation Expe erimentation At Stanford, At Stanffo orrd, Chowning immediately b ecame involved in nvolved in the Society Society for fo or became the Performance Perfo orrmance of Contemporary Contemporary Music—a Music —a small group group of students who put on o concerts. concerts. As As Chowning describ es Stanford, S anffo St ord, the music describes depar tmen nt embraced embraced a wide department range of musical m music al styles, styles, performing performing o ““traditional” tradition nal” classic classical al music and also experimenting experrimenting with a variety variety of new new music. mu usic. Stanford’s St anffo ord’ d s rrelative elative lack of barriers ols and between b etween depar d departments, tments, scho schools pr ograms w as crucial in enabling programs was Chowning g’s eexperimentation. xperimentation. Chowning’s A Chown ning noted in a 20 08 Ass Chowning 2008 inter view, not eevery very univ ersity interview, university would ha ave allowed a graduate have student in n music to ac cess p ersonnel access personnel and equip ment fr om an ar tificial equipment from artificial intelligenc ce pr oject: “That ’s, ffor or o intelligence project: “That’s, me,, the wonder was me wo onder ... that I w as allowed eever ver allow wed to use a ccomputer omputer somewhere, some wherre, eeven ven at night. night.”” Stanford may have been St anffo ord in n fact ma ay ha ave b een somewhat some whatt unique in that rrespect. espect. “Not university have “N ot every every univ ersity [would ha ave allowed it it]. ]. L Loren oren R Rush ush u [who [who,, Chowning others,, would with Chow wning and others establish est tablish bli h C CCRMA] CRMA] ttried i d to t do d that th t [ac cess a ccomputer o omputer ffor or o music al [access musical purposes] Cal purp oses] at C al not long after I started. They wouldn’t st arted. Th hey wouldn ’t let him. He ccouldn’t ouldn’t break b break thr ough. Sometimes through. the depar t tment al/school b oundaries departmental/school boundaries bridged.” ccan’t an’t be be br ridged.” St anffo ord, d howe ver, supp orted an Stanford, however, supported


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Mods vs F Freqs r reqs Chowning’ss ccolleagues Chowning’ olleaguees at the Stanffo Stanford ord Symphon Symphony ny Or O Orchestra chestra wer weree well aaware ware of his gr growing ow wing inter interest est in electronic music.. In JJanuary 1964, electr onic music an nuary 19 64, one of the memb members, ers, JJoan o Mansour oan Mansour,, passed him a ccopy opy of an a ar ticle article from fr om Scienc Sciencee that desc described cribed how a ccomputer omputer ccould ould b bee use used ed as a music musical al article’s author,, instrument. The ar ticlee’s author Max Mathe ws, based on o work he Mathews, had cconducted onducted at Bell L Laboratories aboratories in N ew JJersey, ersey, eexplained xplaineed the pr ocess New process byy which numb b numbers, ers, thee language of the ccomputer, omputer, ccan an b bee cconverted onverted to sound,, the basis of music m music.. Fundamentally, F undamentallyy, ccomputer uter music uses ompu the numb numbers ers as “sampl “samples” les”” of a sound pressure pr essure w wave, ave, with ea each ach sample ccorresponding orresponding to the st sstate ate of the wave w ave at a par particular ticular in instant. nstant. ant Mathews’ Chowning rreasoned easoned that t Mathe ws’ provided way insights pr ovided a w ay to pursue electronic Stanford. electr onic music at St an nffo ord. As As he rrecalled ecalled in 1987, 19877, “Computers “Compu uters ar aree general-purpose general-purp ose de devices, vicess, and the idea of using them ffor or o musicc w was aas very very attractive because were at tttractive b ecause the ccomputers o omputers were already there. alr eady ther e.” An electronic electrronic music great single-studio rrequired equired a gr eat deal d of single purp ose equipment,, which wh hich St anffo ord purpose Stanford would ould not supp ort; a ccomputer, o omputer , support; howe ver e ,w aas already already in n plac however, was placee and justified on the basis of nonmusic al nonmusical applications. applic ations. In many man ny ways, wayys, in fact, Stanford the rroots oots of the St anffo orrd computer computer music pr ogram would gr ow fr om program grow from rrepurposing epurposing nonmusic a entities— al nonmusical equipment,, programs, programs, people people and

funding age agencies—in encies—in the ser services vices of musical aims. aim ms. musical eaarly 19 60s, ccomputers omputers In the early 1960s, were not ccommon o ommon on the St anffo ord were Stanford campus. Chowning’s Ch howning’s sear ch ffor o or a campus. search machine qu uickly led him to the quickly anffo ord Ar tificial facilities off the St Stanford Artificial Intelligence Pr oject (L ab) or S AIL. Intelligence Project (Lab) SAIL. AIIL ccomputer omputer ssystem, ystem, “The S SAIL Chownin ng rrecalled ecalled in his as Chowning characterist h t i ttic ti dr d h ““comprised omprised i d characteristic dryy humor humor,, “c 90 that had an enormous an IBM 70 7090 memory off 36k 36-bit wor ds and a memory words hard disk whose w ccapacity apacity w as well hard was over 500k 500k wor w ds and ab out the size over words about ge rrefrigerator.” e efrigerator .” of a lar large 19677, Chowning C had his own In 1967, technical b reakthrough, which technical breakthrough, reflected the th he fruits of the AI lab reflected environment: environmeent: some late late-night -night “fooling “ffooling ar around,” ound,”” as Chowning described d describ ibed d it iit, t, rresulted esulted l d iin the h disc di discovery overy of fr frequency equenccy mo modulation dulation (FM) synthesis. synthesis. “I was was experimenting exp x erimenting with just a sinusoid and a k kept ept incr increasing easing the vibrato rate, ratee, so all of a sudden it didn’t didn’t sound soun nd lik likee listening to a change in pitch p in time time,, but rather began to hear h timbral diff ffeerences. I began differences. rato b ecame vvery, ery, vvery ery So the vibr vibrato became hundreds of times p er sec ond, fast, hundreds per second, d vvery, ery, vvery e y deep er d h violinist i li i and deep,, as if the diff ffeerrent finger b oard,, and the had a different board, as whipping w up and down finger w was very high h rates and vvery ery gr eat at very great distances.” distances.” techniical terms ynthesis In technical terms,, FM ssynthesis involves varying vaarying the fr equency of a involves frequency carrier wave. wave. These basics of FM were were carrier stood as applied to radio well under understood transmissio on. Engineers, Engineers, howe ver, transmission. however, yett applied the technique in had not yet meaningfu ul w ayys to the range that meaningful ways an n hear humans ccan hear.. Chownin ng then,, in his own wor ds, Chowning words, “did a num mber of eexperiments xperiments number and got p percussive errcussive tones tones,, brass-lik brass-likee tones and wo w woodwind-like odwind-like tones tones.. The FM disc discovery, over e y, as Chowning would characterize characterizze it, was was “an ear discovery.” discovery.” In a 2006 2006 radio r inter interview, view, he ar argued, gued, “I think without wiithout m myy music musical al inter interest est and musical musical a training training,, I would not have haave stumbled stumb bled up upon on this this.” .” Computer Computeer music aff afforded, ffo orded, at least theoretically, theoreticalllyy, an unlimited sound palette palette with h unlimited ccontrol ontrol and det detail; ail; wher whereas eas traditional instruments instrumentts ar aree objects with fixed

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en environment nvvironment that emphasized emp phasized no novel vel curiosityy and eexploration rresearch, esearch,, curiosit xploration over departmental disciplinaryy o ver depar tmental and d disciplinar dogmatism. do gmatism. Stanford’s program St anffo ord’s music pr ogram had grown organically, gr own or ganicallyy, and d it had only been department since 1947.. The b een a depar tment sin nce 1947 department saw opportunity depar tment sa aw an op pportunity to novel programs, eexperiment xperiment with no vell pr ograms, sincee it had not yet established sinc yet est tablished a devoted significant rreputation eputation i or de d voted d signific i ifi ant particular emphasis.. rresources esources to any any par ticcular emphasis department tment In its early yyears, ears, the depar d ffeatured eeatured jaz jazzz studies studies,, eearly arly danc dancee performance practice—none and p erfo ormance pract tice—none weree st standard offerings of which wer andard off ffeerings at ccomparable omparable univ universities. ersities. Late L ate ffounding ounding o and facu faculty ulty autonomyy ccombined support autonom ombined to t supp ort novelty. eexperimentation xperimentation and no n velty.


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sonic pr properties, operties, the ccomputer omputer ccan an create cr eate an anyy sound yyou ou ccan an imagine imagine.. Computer C omputer music ccompositions, om mpositions, therefore, opened never-beforether effor o e, op ened a ne ever-beffo oreheard musical hear d rrealm ealm of music a eexpression. al xpression.

Breakthrough Breakthro ough The C CCRMA-Yamaha CRMA-Yaamaha rrelationship elationship serves, ser ves, ffor or o man many ny obser observes, rves, as a mo model del off univ university i ersit i y technolo technology h logy transf transfer: fer: e a university-based univ ersity-based rresearch eseaarch gr group oup and a ccommercial ommercial firm ccollaborating olllaborating o over ver many man ny yyears ears to de develop velop p a technic technical al breakthrough br eakthrough into a widespr w widespread ead product. pr oduct. U Undoubtedly, ndoubtedlyy, the rrelationship elationship has yielde yielded ed enormous benefits b enefits ffor or each or o organization gan nization and ffor or o ccomputer omputer music ass a whole whole.. N o music al instrum ment No musical instrument manufacturer manufactur er in the U United nited St States ates had b een inter ested in n Chowning’ been interested Chowning’ss FM technique technique.. Chown Chowning ning (and a par tner at St anffo ord) rreached eached out partner Stanford) to Y Yamaha amaha a in 197 1974. 74 4. Th Though hough its U U.S. .S. mark et shar as limi ited, Y amaha a market sharee w was limited, Yamaha was w as a major manufact manufacturer turer on a worldwide sc ale. scale. In Dec December ember 197 1974, 74 4, Y Yamaha’s aamaha’’s Y aasunori Mo chida rresponded esponded to Yasunori Mochida a let letter ter fr from om Chownin Chowning, ng, sharing technic al det ails of a digit d al ssynthesis ynthesis technical details digital ssystem ystem that Y Yamaha aamaha w was as de developing. veloping. Y aamaha’’s inter est w as not Yamaha’s interest was indicative indic ative of a “sur “suree th thing.” hing.” The FM sales pitch, howe ver, w as help ed however, was helped immensely b byy the thr three e ffeatures: ee eeatures: Y aamaha w as alr eady working w in this Yamaha was already area; ar ea; the theyy had ccome ome up u against a technic al barrier that Chowning’ technical Chowning’ss ssystem ystem solv solved; ed; and the they ey happ happened ened to ha have ave an engineer engineer—not — —not a business development de velopment or mark marketing keting p person— erson— eevaluate valuate the opp opportunity. ortun nity. Chowning’ss FM tec Chowning’ technique chnique rreduced educed the ccomputational omputattional rrequirements equirements and, in turn, t the bulk and ccost ost of asso associated ciated har hardware. dware. On March Mar ch 19, 1975,, Y Yamaha aamah ha finalized its license lic ense ffor o or FM, with th the he clause that Chowning would b bee highly h in involved volved in its de development. velopment. Th This his lic license ense would later b become ecome one o of the most profitable pr p ofitable in St Stanford anffo ord histor history. y. ((Yamaha’s) Yaamahaa’s) DX7 ssynthesizer, yn nthesizer, which would b become ecome the b best-selling est-selling ssynthesizer ynthesizer in histor historyy and which, 30 yyears ears later later,, rretains etains the N No. o. 2 spot sp ot in that ccategory. ategory. A Att the DX7’ DX7’ss heart: hear t: Chowning’ Chowning’ss FM M ssynthesis. ynthesis. Stanford—and St anffor o d—and C CCRMA—would CRM MA—would

rreceive eceive mo oney fr om each unit sold. money from C ollege K eyboard Sc ores College Keyboard Scores <DR RO OP C AP> In 19 83, Y aamaha <DROP CAP> 1983, Yamaha rreleased eleased th he DX7 ssynthesizer. ynthesizer. It w as the was an instant instant blo ckbuster. Chowning blockbuster. rrecalled ecalled th hat he first hear d the that heard instrumen nt at a bar in P alo Alto instrument Palo Alto.. “My wif fe and I had b een out to wife been see a mo viie and we stopp ed off at movie stopped a local local barr ffor o or a nightc ap. I kne w nightcap. knew the h k eyb boaard pla layer in i the h bar b keyboard player bar,, and when he sa aw me he w aved me saw waved o ver eexcitedly xciteedly to ccome ome and see this over “incr ediblee ne w instrument “incredible new instrument”” he had sit tting t g on top of his piano sitting piano.. I w as astoni ished. It w as an aawesome w wesome was astonished. was moment. I had no idea that p eople people had b een w aiting in line to buy been waiting DX7s had no idea at all. DX7s.. I had all.”” The DX77 would b d ar ound bee hear heard around the world. A ws rrecalled ecalled Ass Max Mathe Mathews in a 20 08 inter view: “The “ h DX7 2008 interview: br ought th he entr vel [f fo or digit al brought the entryy le level [for digital ssynthesis] ynthesis] down to $2,0 00, and that $2,000, rreally eally eexpanded xpaanded the field and got a lot mor eople and a lot mor moree p people moree scho ols in volved. … N ow univ ersities schools involved. Now universities all o ver ccould ould get into ccomputer omputer over music or electr eelectronic onic music pr ograms.” programs.” The DX7 7, howe ver, would DX7, however, influenc n only ac ademic influencee not academic pr ograms, but also p opular music programs, popular music.. Indeed,, th he DX7 quickly b ecame the the became b est-sellingg musical musical instrument in best-selling histor y, ccompletely ompletely rredefining edefining b oth history, both the ssynthesizer yntheesizer mark et and p opular market popular music g of musicians— music.. A generation including Madonna, Phil C ollins Collins and T o oto —r — elied on its shimmering Toto—relied digit al sou unds to define a ne w sound digital sounds new in music T 7, mor music.. Thus Thus,, the DX7 DX7, moree so than an o instrument, mark ed anyy other marked the transp osition of digit al sound transposition digital ssynthesis ynthesis fr ffrom om the rrealm ealm of ac ademic academic ccomputer omputer music ccenters enters to p opular popular use b dividual ar tists. byy ind individual artists. The lar g numb ge er of adopters large number adopters,, howe ver, also a dr ove ec onomies however, drove economies of sc ale ar o ound digit al ssynthesis. ynthesis. scale around digital Suddenly y, it w as aff ffo ordable. This Suddenly, was affordable. aff ffo ordabiliity enabled the br oad affordability broad eexpansion xpansion of electr onic music electronic pr ograms and of electr onic music programs electronic generally y. A eds of thousands generally. Ass hundr hundreds of musicia ans b ought DX7s and other musicians bought Y aamaha pr roducts, these rrevenues evenues Yamaha products, enabled C C CRMA itself f— once CCRMA itself—once on the brink brin nk of bankruptcy—to bankruptcyy— —to b financiaally viable t, bee financially viable.. In shor short, ccommercialization ommerciaalization suc cess tied to success a user - drivven in nvention laid the user-driven invention


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The DX7 7 quicklyy became e the best-selling best-se elling musical musica al instrument instr ru um ment in histo history. orry. source-oriented efforts 2000s. sour ce- oriented eff ffo ortss in the 20 00s. CCRMA In turn, C CRMA has ffound o ound that the fruitful most fruit tful f ccommercialization ommercialization c approaches may nott in “f “formal” appr oaches ma ay lie no formal” o technology transfer, but technolo gy transf fer e , bu ut rather in informal free sharing inf fo ormal and fr ee shar ing that builds personal long-term p ersonal rrelationships. ellationships. This rrelationship elationship between bettween university-based education univ ersity-based rresearch, esearrch, educ ation technology and firm- based techno ology development de velopment has ccontinued ontiinued to play CCRMA pla ay out in other rrecent ecen nt C CRMA activities.. F For Wang,, activities or eexample, xample, Ge Wang director director of the Stanford Stanffo ord Mobile Orchestra (MoPhO) Phone Or chestra (MoP PhO) … served several both ser ved ffor o or se veral yyears earss b oth as assistant professor CCRMA assist ant pr offeessor at C CRMA and technology officer as chief technolo gy offi fficer and Smule,, a mak maker ccofounder offo ounder at Smule er of musical applications music al instrument ap pplications ffor o or smartphones. smar tphones. Wang’ss motivation is notable: Wang’ i not able: free open fr ee and op en sharing enables both subsequent b oth diffusion and sub bsequent improvements byy othe others. impr ovements b ers. The fact took about free that he to ok a cue ab o fr out ee and

open open sharing sharin ng fr from om his PhD advisor at Princeton, Princeto on, P Perry erry C Cook, ook, whose own p perspective erspectiv e ew was as shap shaped ed b byy his experience CCRMA, experience at C CRMA, rreinforces einffo orces how both people practices both p eople and practic es in computer transcend computeer music transc end organizational boundaries. organizatio onal b oundaries. As Cook, too, Wang’ss As with C ook, to o, Wang’ engagement free open engagemen nt in fr ee and op en sharing is not was n to suggest that he w as blind thee ccommercial potential bli d to t th ommercial i lp otential t ti l of his creations. creattions. Quite the ccontrary, ontrary, in fact: Wa Wang’s programming ang’s audio pr ogramming language, language, ChucK, C , is the same one used b byy Smule, Wang’ss mobile mobile-Sm mule, Wang’ phone mus music start-up. Yet sic app st art-up. Y eet the path fr from o ChucK to Smule om reveals moree ccomplex picturee reveals a far faar mor omplex pictur than that of academic o an ac ademic seeking financial profit from prrofit fr om his rresearch esearch work: at Princeton, Cook Prrinceton, C ook and Dan Trueman associate professor T ((an an asso ciate i pr offeessor off music) pitched pitcched Wang on the idea of a “laptop orchestra” p or chestra”” that would use ChucK. loved ChucK. Wang lo ved the idea. In 2005, helped start Princeton 20 05,, he he elped st art the Princ eton Laptop Laptop Orchestra, Orchestra, c or PLOrk. When Stanford hired Sttanffo ord hir ed Wang as a professor 2007, transposed proffeessor in n 20 077, he transp osed the laptop orchestra CCRMA, orch hestra idea to C CRMA, founding Stanford Laptop fo ounding the th he St anffo ord L aptop Orchestra, group Orchestra, or SLOrk. The gr oup cut holes bowls h l in in IKEA salad l db owls l and d inserted stereo inserted ccar arr ster eo amplifiers and speakers. The speakers. T he rresult esult is a custom half-spherical halff-sphericcal speaker speaker that rresembles esembles the head off R2D2. Each SLOrk performer hooked perfo ormer has one ho oked up to his or her lapto laptop. op. Today, widespread. Todaay, digital digittal music is widespr ead. Our phone phones musical es function as music al instruments players. instrumentts and media pla ayers. Electronic keyboards shelves Electronic k eyboards fill shelv es at Target Walmart. Taarget and Walmar t. As surge digital As we rreflect efl flect on the sur ge of digit al music into eeveryday CCRMA veerydaay life, liffe, C CRMA deserves credit. deservees much mu uch of the cr edit. The center’s center’s faculty, facu ulty, staff staff and students invented in nvented and an nd ccommercialized ommercialized key key technologies. technollogies. They They populate populate academic programs academic pr p ograms and ccommercial ommercial firms around aroun nd the world. Perhaps Perhaps most imp important, orrtant,, their success success with crossing disciplinary crossing dis sciplinary boundaries, boundaries, engaging in open innovation n op en inno vation and commercializing commerciaalizing their rresearch esearch added legitimacy activities,, legitiimacy to these activities facilitating emergence facilit ating the emer gence of other ccomputer groups omp puter music gr oups and encouraging encouragin ng other eexplorations xplorations at the boundaries technical boundariess of technic al and artistic, artistic, commercial academic. commerciaal and ac ademic.

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seelff-service salad bar off self-service offers ffeers hot an and nd ccold o options. old options. Drinks lik likee the class classic ic Br razilian ccaipirinha aipirinha ccan an b dered e Brazilian bee or ordered att the bar ases the gr rill, bar,, which showc showcases grill, orr with the w ait st aff ff. If ther till wait staff. theree is st still rroom oom ffor or desser o ffeet, dessertt after the buff buffet, de esserts ccan an b dered a la ccarte. arte. desserts bee or ordered Diners ar en a ccard, ard, one sid de aree giv given side rred e and the other gr ed een. The gr een green. green si de up signals to the gauchos th at side that th he customer is rready eady ffor o or meat the se ervice. The rred ed side up means th he service. the di iner is ttaking aking a br eak or finished d. diner break finished. O of habit, the gauchos will sto Out op stop b every ttable able eeven ven if the ccards ards byy every ar re showing rred. ed. Service Ser vice is eevenly venlyy are pa aced and ther paced theree is no rush to tr tryy al ll the cuts immediately as ther all theree w alw will ayys b ortun nity always bee another opp opportunity to o tr ’s tryy them during the gaucho gaucho’s ci irculation ar ound the rroom. o om. circulation around

Taurinus proudly offers T aurinus a pr oudly off ffeers ffourteen ff o ourteen slow-roasted cuts of meat,, as well ass slow-r oasted from pineapple fr ccharcoal coal om their char fir ed grill. St andouts among a the fired Standouts ccarnivorous arnivorous bites wer weree the sirloin, filet mignon, top sirloi in and chick en sirloin chicken hear ts. The top sirloin n and chick en hearts. chicken hear ts wer ticularrly tender and hearts weree par particularly p erfeectly seasoned, wit th fla avors perfectly with flavors enhanc ed b oassting o ver enhanced byy slow rroasting over char coal. Beef ribs wer re also not ably charcoal. were notably juicy and ccarved arved off th he b one fr om the bone from ap ortable ccarving arving ttable. able. O ther portable Other non-b eef options inclu ude p ork ribs non-beef include pork ribs,, parmesan encrusted p ork loin, pork lamb leg en wings—all of leg,, and chick chicken which wer asty. C arving v the meat weree ttasty. Carving ttableside ableside allows dinerss to cho ose choose well ll done d piec i es fr ffrom om the h outside id , pieces outside, medium well,, or rar p es fr om the raree piec pieces from middle d ssweet weet grilled arm and middle.. The w warm pineapple off ffeers a pale ette cleansing offers palette bite b etween the meat ts. The between meats. pineapple is also aavailable vvailaable ffor o or diners who stick to just the ssalad alad bar bar.. O ther than eexcellent xcellen nt grilled meats Other meats,,

ther wo signatur theree ar aree ttwo signaturee items that a Brazilian n churrascaria must get right. Thes se ar ao de queijo These aree the ppao (cheese fla avored br ead rroll) oll) and the flavored bread ffeijoada eeijoada (b ean ste w with b eef and (bean stew beef p ork or sau usages). T aaurinus’ ppao ao de pork sausages). Taurinus’ queijo wer arm and soft,, ser ved weree w warm served at the ttable ablle with fried bananas and p olenta fri ies. The ffeijoada eeijoada w as a mix polenta fries. was of sa avory and a salt es b est savory saltyy and go goes best with the white w ric om the hot bar ricee fr from bar.. O ther hot ffoods oods included a seaf food Other seafood paella with h the ric o har d ricee slightly to too hard ffor or m o astte but ac companied b myy ttaste accompanied byy a nic ng of clams nicee helpin helping clams,, mussels and sausages C eamy chick en cr epe and sausages.. Cr Creamy chicken crepe salmon wi ith a citrus glaze wer with weree also aavailable. vailable v .C old items included hear Cold heartt of palm, ji cama salad, chick en salad, jicama chicken mango sal ad,, guac amole, Gr eek salad, guacamole, Greek cucumb er salad, quinoa salad and cucumber b ow tie pa asta salad. All salads wer bow pasta weree made with h fr esh ingr edients and fresh ingredients fr equentlyy rrefilled efilled b aff ff,, although frequently byy st staff, some wer ver salted on this weree slightly o over cuterie meats par ticular night. Char particular Charcuterie and variou us cheeses at the ccold old salad various bar wer opular off ffeering. weree a p popular offering. T aurinu us is p opular ffor o or lar ge Taurinus popular large gr oups, as man eople ther groups, manyy p people theree wer weree ccelebrating elebrating various lif fe eevents. vents. life Pitchers o off sangria wer weree also p opular ffor o or sharing with a gr oup. popular group. All 14 vari ieties of meat rregularly egularly varieties cir culate thr tthrough ough the lar ge, highcirculate large, cceiling eiling din ning rroom, oom, and diners dining ar o get their fill of the top aree sur suree to cuts he lo cal churrascarias I cuts.. O Off th the local ha ave tried d, T aaurinus has the b etter have tried, Taurinus better seasoning and qualit ven qualityy of meat, eeven if the ave ffewer ewer off ffeerings. Be sur theyy ha have offerings. suree to tr tryy the ribs and top sirloin cuts cuts.. The sala ad bar is dec ent, eeven ven with salad decent, ffewer ewer off ffeerings than ccompetitors, ompetitors, offerings but what T aurinus a do es off ffeer Taurinus does offer pr ovides a go od selection. selection Ser vice provides good Service is eeven ven pac ced, less in vasive, and the paced, invasive, least hecti ic I ccan an rremember ememb er fr om a hectic from Brazilian steakhouse ssteakhouse.. I ffelt elt e neither neglected nor suff ffo ocated b suffocated byy the gauchos w ccan’t an’t b gauchos,, which bee said of all other chur rrascarias. The déc or and churrascarias. décor ambianc ay b ambiancee ma may bee just a notch sh shyy of fine din ning but ccombined ombined with dining the ser vice, the rrestaurant estaurant is in viting service, inviting and home elyy. homely.

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CHOICES CHOI CES B BY: Y: Anna Bagirov Jay Edgar John Flynn Nick V eronin e Veronin

DOV DAVIDOFF

BARNEY FRANK

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THE T HE GENTLE GENTLE CYCLE CYCLE Cafe S Cafe Stritch, tritch, Sa San an Jose Wed, W ed 9pm, ed, 9pm Fr Free eee

A new local bandd is making its debut at CCafe afe SStritch. tritch. Th he Gentle CCycle ycle The ffeatures eatures a lineupp of San Jose indie rrock ock veter ans, inc cluding guitarist and veterans, including Derek See, vocalist Der ek Se ee, fformerly ormerly of The CCareless areless Hearts;; fformer ormer Ugly Winner guitarist Maxwel Maxwellll Borkenhagen; and TTodd oodd Flanna gan of No Maps Flannagan on bass;; and YYoni oni Kifle fformerly ormerly of Unit Br eed on dr rums. The quartet Breed drums. craft cr aft slow slow-churn slow-churning, churn ning fuzzy ning, fuzzy, y, rrock ock & rroll, oll, with plenty of o wah-wah, rreverb everb and ffeedback—not eedback—not to mention some seriously psyched-out p bluescountry-flavored licks. and country-flav vored lick s. They ar aree joined by thee explosive and frenetic, fr enetic, CCursive-esque ursive--esque Boston band, Pile, and San Fr ancisco indie trio Francisco Couches. (NV)

FIREE O ON N THE MOUNTAIN MOUN TA AIN

Mountain View Viiew Center of the Performing P erforming Arts Wed-April W ed-April 226, 6, $25-53 Theree is ffar Ther ar m moree to lif mor lifee in Appalachia than thhan cr eepy banjo creepy duels—although duels—al thoough banjos are are definitely a pa art of it. Dir ector Randal part Director Myler and mu musical usical dir director ector Dan Wheetman (aa fformer ormer fiddler ffor or John Denver), paint portrait paint a vivid portr ait of the rregion egion in this whopping bluegr ass bluegrass Through musical. Thr ough foot-stomping, foot-stomping, banjo licks, licks, si lky mandolin and silky frenzied fiddle, fr enzied fiddl e, Myler and Wheetman tell of days sp pent choking on coal spent evenings creating d t andd even dust nings i spentt cr eating ti uniquely Ame erican rhythms. Based American director's interviews on the dir ectoor's inter views of coal lachian ffamilies, amilies, the Appalachian mining Appal musical is as much about taking rrefuge efuge in mus sic, as it is about the music, America's bravest daily toil of A merica's br avest mountain ffolk. olkk. (AB)

BARNEY B ARN N Y FRANK NE Fox Thea Theatre, tre, Redwood City Wed, 7:30pm, W ed, 7:30 0pm, $12.50-$80 For half a century century,, Barney Fr Frank ank was the Howar H Stern of Congr ess. Howardd Stern Congress. Controversial Contr overrsial and brilliantly funny proved you don’t don’t have funny,, he proved to be poli politically tically cor correct rect to be a successfu ul politician. The first successful openly gay gaay Congr Congressman essman has written a new book—Fr Frank: rank: a :A Liffe in Politics Politics o fr om the Great Great Life from rrriage. Society too Same-Sex Mar Marriage Frank recounts recounts fighting ffor or In it, Frank LGBT rights righ hts while coming to terms LGBT o sexuality, sexualityy, as well with his own co-autthoring the Dodd-Fr ank as co-authoring Dodd-Frank Wallll Street Str t eeett R Ref form andd Consumer C Wall Reform Protection nA ct in the wake of Protection Act Great Recession. Today Tooday he is the Great Harvard lectur er and fr equent a Harvard lecturer frequent guest on Real Time Time with Bill Maher. (AB)

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NILIMA N ILLIMA K KUMAR U MAR Chrom Chromatic matic Coffee, Coffee, Santa Clara Clara Th 6pm, Thu, 6 FFree Fr ee Mumbai-born artist Nilima Mumbai-born KKumar umarr paints in the tradition tradition of Madhubani—an Madhu ubani—an ancient technique pr acticced by the people of Mithila practiced rregion egion of the Bihar state of India. The highly higghly detailed and colorful style often ffeatures eatures hypnotic geometric ns pair ed with scenes of pattern patterns paired speciall occasions. Traditionally, specia Traditionallyy, artists cr eate Madhubani paintings create manipulating natural by man nipulating natur al dyes with fi ngers, twigs, brushes and fingers, matchsticks. match sticks. Kumar Kumar blends ffacets acets of adhubani style with modern Madhubani the Ma motifs—giving fresh motifs —giving a fr esh spin to the ancien nt tr adition. The artist will ancient tradition. displaying be disp playing some of her work at Chr omatic Coff ee ffor or the caf e’s First Chromatic Coffee cafe’s Thursday Thursd day art series. (NV)

DOV D OV D DAVIDOFF AV VIDOFF San n Jose Improv Improv Thu, Thu u, 8pm, $20 Witth a psych ward With ward buzz cut, andd a twinkle of barely barely caged exasperation exa asperation trembling trembling behind his disa arming puppy dog eyes, Dov disarming Davidoff Dav vidoff look lookss like an ER doctor get tting off a 24 24 hour shift and getting hass the comedic tone of a boiling ket ttle. In addition to comedy, comedyy, he kettle. is a talented character character actor who sta rred in Invinciblee and has made starred app pearances on Boston Legal, appearances Law w and Or der, and The League. Order raunchy ffantasy antasy ffootball ootball On the raunchy shoow, he played Ser geant P anico, a show, Sergeant Panico, unhhinged h hi d veter t an who h llostt hi dickk unhinged veteran his di c and manages to cr ash in combat crash irthday party ffor or the inf ant son a bbirthday infant C Bears quarterback, Jay of Chicago Cuttler. And if you don’t don’t think that ’s Cutler. that’s funnny, what ’s wrong wrong with you? (JF) funny, what’s


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BATTLEHOOCH

April 11 at The Rit Ritzz

REVEREND RE VEREND HOR HORTON TON HEAT HEA AT April 12 at The Rit Ritzz

ARIANA GRANDE April 12 at SSAP AP Center

PANDA P A ANDA BEAR April ril 15 at Coc Cocoanut coanut Gr Grove ove Ballr Ballroom oom

ICE CUBE, BONE THUG THUGSSN-HARMONY April 17 at SSAP AP Center

BARRY B ARRY MANIL MANILOW OW April 18 at SSAP AP Center

NASA NA ASA SPACE SP PACE UNIVER UNIVERSE SE April 18 at San Jose Rock Shop

THE MOOD MOODY Y BLUES BLUES April 228 8 at City National Civic

NEW NE W KIDSS ON THE BL BLOCK, OCK, TL TLCC M 3-8 May 3-8 at SSAP AP Center

SELECTED SELE CTED SHOR SHORTS TS May 15 at Bingg Concert Hall, Stanford Stanford

LANA NA DEL RE REY Y & CCOURTNEY OURTNEY LOVE LOVE May 20 at Shoreline Shoreline Amphitheatre Amphitheatre

ARMORED ARM MORED SSAINT, AINT, SSAXON AXON May 29 at RockBar Theater

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SOUTH FIRST FIRST FRIDAY FRID AY

BITCH’N’DUDES BIT CH’N’DUD DES

Downtown San Jose Fri, 7-11pm, 7-11pm, Free Free

Caravan LLounge, Caravan ounge, San Josee Free Fri, 9pm, Fr ee

Downtown San Jose’s Jose’s first fi art season walk of the spring seaso on ffeatures eatures many new exhibits. Visit Visit KKALEID ALEID Gallery to view Shannonn Amidon’s Amidon’s show,, “In the End We alll Return show We al explores to Earth,” which explor e death, es andd healing subsequent anguish an through thr ough hot wax painting paintinng and Alternative collage. The Al ternative Press Press Expo (APE, produced produced byy ComiCon International) celebrates celebratees comic SLG SLG book art. SL G Publishingg and SL G Art Boutiki will be celebrating celebbrating the expo’s Jose expo ’s rreturn eturn to San Jos se with APEE artists an exhibition of five AP at Anno Domini. Pop Pop in to check out the deviant, zombie-inspired zombiee-inspired workss of Jef Bambas an and work nd the Foley.. cartoonish work of Michael Michhael Foley (AB)

Bitch’n’Dudes Bitch ’n’Dudes is a ffemale-fronted, emale-fronted, ska-coree band fr ffour-piece our-piece ska-cor ffrom om Vegas Las V egas who play a snot-nosed snot-nosed hardcore mix-up of punk, ska and ha ardcore crass on-thethat is as cr ass as their on-thenose name suggests. Deploying Deplooying rrapid-fire apid-fire vocals over somee ffast ast and heavy guitar riffs, withh a healthy heal thy dose of up-stroked up-strokedd ska manages bridges, Bitch’n’Dudes Bitch’n’Dudes man nages ska t rreally to eally ll delve d l into i t both b th sk ka andd hardcore shedding har dcore music while shed dding the cheesy aspects that often plague genres. Fast, bands of both genr es. Fast t, loud promise and fun, Bitch’n’Dudes Bitch’n’Dudes pr omise to throw party.. (JE) thr ow a rraucous aucous party

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BATTLEHOOCH B AT TTLEHO OOCH Cafe S Cafe Stritch, tritch, San Jo Jose se Sat, 9:30pm, Free Free Battlehooch’s avant-garde Battlehooch ’s avant-garde approach music appr oach to pop mu sic will certainly turn some heads. Inspired Inspired by psychedelica and chamber pop, Francisco six-piece the San Fr ancisco six x-piece play with a sense of rreckless eckless abandon, harnessed in an acidd haze of pop guitar riffs, synthesizer synthesizer gorgeous experimentation andd gor geous harmonies. At At times,, Battlehooch strange sounds like the str annge sonic psychedelic ddragon dr agon that th t psyched h delic d li iicons like lik Morrison weree oonly nly ever able Jim Mor rison wer to hint at—a sound so eclectic and challenging thatt it takes pop natural music to its natur al extremes. e emes. Los extr Los psychedelic/chamberAngeles psychedelic /chamberHoneyy shar shares pop duo Moon Hone es the bill. (JE)

VANS V ANS A W WARPED ARPED T TOUR OUR June ne 20 at SShoreline horeline Amphitheatre Amphitheatre

DURAN DURAN D DURAN RockBar Theater Theater,r, San Jose $10-$30 Sat, 7pm, $10-$3 30 Duran Duran Dur an Dur an wass a new wave pop sensation in the ’80s, putting out a series of hitt singles that connected with audiences a all over the British the world. These days, d aree sta staying hitmakers ar aying busy— rrecently ecently signing a new rrecord ecord deal Warner with W arner Music Music and planning to rrelease elease new material. m But what if you want your Duran D an Duran Dur Duran fix right now? Get yo your our fill of the hits Duran Duran with tribute bandd Dur an Dur an Duran Dur an at RockBarr Theater. Theater. Hear “Hungry Like the Wolf” Wolf ” and “Rio” “Rio” Proceeds from Pr oceeds fr om this th his benefit concert shared will be shar ed with witth the AIDS Services program Health Ser vices pr ogram m of the Heal th TTrust rust r of Silicon Valley. Valley a . (JE)

NICKELBACK NICKELB ACK June 2244 at Shoreline Shoreline Amphitheatr Amphitheatree

LADY LAD Y ANTEBELL ANTEBELLUM UM June 26 at SShoreline horeline Amphitheatre Amphitheatre

DARIUS D ARIUS RUCKER RUCKER July 31 at SShoreline horeline Amphitheatre Amphitheatre

SHANIA TW TWAIN WA AIN August A ugust 17 at SSAP AP Center

DIERKSS BENTLE DIERK BENTLEY Y August 21 at Shoreline Shoreline Amphitheatre Amphitheatre

MADONNA October Oc tober 19 at SSAP AP Center For music musiic updates and contest giveaways, giveaway ys, like us on Facebook metrofb.com at metr ofb.com

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War Requiems

DEATH DE ATH A AND ND DE DESERTION SERTION The author of ‘To ‘T To End All Wars,’ Wars a s,’, Adam Hochschild, Hochsch hild, will speak at Stanford about abou ut those who refused military milittary conscription, protested ‘The ‘The Great War’ War’ a and deserted theirr posts—often to be jailed or executed. exe ecuted.

Adam Hochschild, Hochschild o d,, spe speaking eaking at Stanfor Stanford, rd, honors hono ors those who tried trried to end the War Wars th eW a ar to End Alll W ars a BY B Y RICHARD RICHA ARD VON VON BUSACK BUSACK

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NE HUNDRED HUNDRED years yea ars ago, ago o, a war war of surpassing sur rpassing violence and d cruelty ravaged ravaged the world. What Winston Churchill imagined im magined as “a glorious delicious de elicious war” war” turned out to be something so omething that beggared adjectives a ectives meant for adj sunsets or chocolates. chocolates. The Gr Great reeat War W War,, later ccalled aalled W World o orld War I, I, mur derred soldiers in the mud at murdered the W estern e F Fr ont,, in the Alps Western Front, Alps,, in the R u ussian steppes steppes e and in primitive primitivve air craft Russian aircraft in the skies—“ “half the seed of Eur rop o e, skies—“half Europe, one b nW ilfr i ed Owen n’s wor ds. byy one one,,” in Wilfred Owen’s words. L esser know wn her oes of the cconflict onflict Lesser known heroes wer fists who sto od up to club pacifists stood club-weree the pacifi wielding mobs s, secr et p oliceman and mobs, secret policeman

th the he thr threat eat of the firing squad. Allege Alleged d defenders freedom, de effenders e of civilization and fr reedo e m, the three th he British eexecuted xxecuted thr ee times as many deserting the m man ny of their deser ting soldiers as th he 4,000 were G Germans did and 4,0 00 ccensors ensors wer re on n the rroyal oyal y payroll. paayyroll. Field Field Marshall Haig H gave gaave the war waar correspondents corr o espondents ccaptain’s apt a ain n’s uniforms and these embedded un nifforms o embedded rreporters eporrters left leeft out everything ever e ything that mattered. mattter t ed. Meanwhile M nw Mean while in prisons, prisons, conscientious conscientious objectors ob bjectors told their stories on a newspaper neewspaper made of lavatory laavvatory paper. paperr. Historian and Mother J Jones co-oones co founder Adam documented cumen founder o Ad dam Hochschild Hochschild do nted these th hese lesser-known lesserr--known stories—and more— morre— in Too End All W Wars; n his 2011 best-seller bestt-seller T aarrs; s; on 6,, he n April A il 6 h will ill appear appear at Stanford S anffo St ord ass a guest lecturer lecturer for fo or the university’s univveersittyy’s free mankind’s frreee series commemorating commemorating o mankind d’s greatest grreatest folly… fo ollyy… so far. farr. “This terribly destructive destructivve war waar remade rem made the th he world ffor o or the worst in eevery veery conceivable way, conc o eivable w ayy, y”” Hochschild Hochschild says, saayys, sitting sitttting in “Twenty n a ccafe affe in Berkeley. Berk keeley. “T Tw wentty million n

dead,, if yyou ou o ccount o ount civilia ans as well as civilians milit arry. But what inter rests me is the interests military. bat ttle t b ettw ween the p eop ple who thought battle between people it w as a a noble and nec esssary ccause, ause, and was necessary those who thought it w as a madness and was would not fight.” War museums ar re cra ammed with the are crammed rrelics elics e of bat tttle, but lit tttle historic h caal traces traccees of battle, little historical the p eople who risk keed so o much working people risked ffor or o p eacce rremains. emains e . “Ev ven en lo oking har d peace “Even looking hard ffor or o photos aas ne eveer able ab to find photos,, I w was never photo graphs of an anti-w waar meeting g.” photographs anti-war meeting. F i th Facing the p ossibilit ibilitty off eexecution, xxecution, ti possibility an anon nyymous objectorr quoted in anonymous Da avvid Boulton’s Boulton n’s Objectio on Ov veerruled David Objection Overruled ffelt eelt he w aas passing on a truth which was the world would one da ay treasure trreeasure as day “a most pr ecious inherit tance.” W precious inheritance. Wee legatees should rremember ememb ber Eugene Debs n vvotes o otes ffor o or Debs,, who got a million Pr esident while impriso oned ffor or o rresisting esisting President imprisoned the w aarr, and Kier Har diie, a ccoal oal miner war, Hardie, turned memb er of parli iament,, who member parliament, wor hting the w aarr. woree himself out in figh fighting war. On one da ay in Germany, German ny, thousands of day munitions plant work ker ers w aalk keed off workers walked their jobs Wo omen n’s righ hts suffraget tttes— jobs.. Women’s rights suffragettes— wer ebelllion. weree a par partt of the rrebellion. R eesistors ranged fr om m the Resistors from unstoppable L ord Ber trrand R u ussell,, to Lord Bertrand Russell, the less rremembered emembered rai ilw way work keer railway worker

aand nd journa alist Alb ert R ochesterr, a journalist Albert Rochester, wounded ccorporal orporal jailed ffor o or writing a let tter t des scribing the fr ont to the letter describing front Daily Mail. In prison,, R ochester w as a Rochester was witnessed the t eexecution xecution of thr ee three soldiers ccondemned on ndemned ffor o or deser tion. As As desertion. it happ eneed the ey were were memb ers of a happened they members sp ecial “Bantam “Baantam Bat allion” made up special Batallion” soldiers to o shor or the original draft; o too shortt ffor the British Arm my had lost so man ny Army many soldiers tha at the oom that theyy wer weree making rroom ffor o or tr ooperrs who wer troopers weree 5'4" and under under.. Ho chschild d rrecalled, eccalled, alled a “I made ccontact ontact Hochschild with R ocheester’s grandson,, and ffound o ound Rochester’s the ar ticless he ’d written writttten in some pr ettty articles he’d pretty obscur plaaces, such as the newspaper newspaper obscuree places, of the Briti ish Railw way U nion ffor o or the British Railway Union 1920s ochester c himself sur vivveed the 1920s..” R Rochester survived w aar b ecausse of inter veention fr om his war because intervention from p owerful union. u powerful W nk of all p eaceniks as gra ay Wee thin think peaceniks gray and mild,, but b among them w aas a lionwas ttamer amer turn ned writer named JJohn ohn S turned S.. Cl Clark ke. “I like liik ke writing iti about ab boutt the th British, B iti h”” Clarke. Ho chschild d sa ays y . “In this ccountry ountry we’ve we’ve Hochschild says. got lion ttamers, am mers, and we ’vve got w aar we’ve war rresisters, esisters, bu ut we don ’t have haave people people who but don’t do b oth.” both. Ma ayybe on-the-job o on-the -job j training ttaught aught Maybe Clark ke to sh harpen his cla aw ws on others. others. Clarke sharpen claws Ho chschild d rreprinted eprinted some journalism Hochschild wor th hy of Ambr A ose Bier ce. In a ccomic omic worthy Ambrose Bierce. eulo gy, Cla ark ke imagines the funeral of eulogy, Clarke Ale ex Gor do on,, a par ticularly demented Alex Gordon, particularly go oveernmen nt agent pr ovocateur. government provocateur. Gor don n’s te estimon ny of a curare-dart curare-dart Gordon’s testimony plot to kill Prime Minister Llo oyd Lloyd Geor ge ccaused au used an activist named Alic George Alicee Wheeldon n to b ed to prison bee sentenc sentenced ffor o or 10 yyears. eearss. Clarke Clark ke suggested that the obsequies ffor o or Gordon Gordon would o ccur occur inside the gra ggrave, ave, “And “And A maggot worms in sswarms waarms b elow/…shedding tears below/…shedding of bit ttter wo oe/… mourn—not eat t—a — bitter woe/… eat—a br other.” As As they they sa ay, WW1 w aas slightly brother. say, was rredeemed poetry it cr eated. edeemed b byy the poetry created. Ho chscchild’s ne xt b ook is Hochschild’s next book pr ovisionaally titled A N ew Hea aven provisionally New Heaven and Ear th;; it ’s ab out Americ an Earth; it’s about American par ticipatiion in the Spanish Civil participation War e wher ed War.. I ask asked wheree he planned to b o or the 120th anniv ersary of the bee ffor anniversary armistic i 2018. “I hop armisticee in hopee someone someone,, some gr ou up, will b ommemorating group, bee ccommemorating the rresistance, esistan nce,” he sa ayys. If I ccan an says. find somet thing lik something likee that kind of ccommemoration, ommemo oration, that ’s wher e.” that’s wheree I’ll b be. APRIL

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ARTS TS metroactive metr oactivve AR VIOLET Based on the Ugliest Pilgrim m by Doris Bettis, this journey self-reflection about self-r eflection is bolstered multibolster ed by a soulful mul ti-genree scor score. genr e. $15-$38. April 3rd. 10th-May 3r d. Theatre Theatre on San Saan Pedro Square. P edro Squar e. San Jose.

M. BUTTERFL BUTTERFLY Y Inspired by Puccini’s ffamous Inspired amous opera, parodies sexual oper a, this play par odies sexu ual French ffantasy antasy as a Fr ench diplomatt operaa star, ffalls alls ffor or a Chinese oper star, ideal who turns out to be less idea al Apr than he imagined. Mar 19- Ap pr $17-$32. 19. $17 -$32. City Lights Theater Theatter Company. Company y. San Jose.

THE ADD ADDAMS AMS FFAMILY AMILY In a new take on “Guess Who’s Whoo’s Dinner,” Wednesday Coming to Dinner ,,” W ednesdday Addams brings home a boyfriend with unwelcome macabree ffamily. charm to her macabr amilyy. $17-$42. Palo Apr 25- May 10. $17 -$42. P alo Alto Palo Alto Al to Players. P alo Al to

COMEDYSPORTZ COMEDYSPORTZ IMPROV IMPR OV CCOMEDY OMEDY Laugh until your stomach improved hurts at this impr oved battlee audience-sourced of wits, all audience-sour cedd and suitable ffor or the entire entire $12-$15. ffamily. amilyy. Ongoing. g g$ $12 -$15. $ CCamera amera 4, San Jose.

WHO’S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOLFE VIR GINIA W OLFE George and Martha,, a George bickerers, dysfunctional couple of bicker e ers, professor invite a young pr ofessor and wifee over ffor his wif or cocktails,, and the rresult esult is an extravaganza extravaganza of o everyone humiliation that leaves everyo ne exposed.. Apr 9-May 3.. $18-$28 8 Theater.. LLos Altos Bus Barn Theater os Al tos Stage Staage Company. Altos. Company p y. LLos os Al tos.

THE MY MYSTERY STERY OF ED EDWIN WIN DROOD DR OOD A musical based on an unfinished Charles Dickens’ Dickens’ traces novel that tr aces the death of o actor.. In an upstanding young actor I gets a fun twist, the audience get ts murderer from to choose the mur derer fr om ma characters thatt cast of shady char acters tha ulterior make their ul terior motives known. Apr 44-26. -26. $15-$35. Theatre. Sunnyvale Theatr e.

PEAR SLICE SLICESS The beloved yearly performance pressed perf ormance of a hotly pr esssed from collection of short plays fr om m Pear the P ear playwrights. March March 13-April 13 -April 5. $25-$30. Pear Avenue The P ear A venue Theatre. Theatre. View.. Mountain View

DEATH DEA ATH T OF SSALESMAN ALESMAN

TRIT TRITON ON MUSEUM OF AR ART T

Arthur Miller won the 1949 Pulitzer Pulit zer for for this classic tragedy American tr agedy about an aging salesman and his ffamily amily Dream who trust the American Dr eam to bring them happiness, and aree betr betrayed. 1-26. $42-ar ayed. Apr 126. $42 $50. The San Jose SStage. tage.

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Katherine Arnold “The Impact Katherine of Language.” Thru Mar 29. Crawford Joyce McEwen Cr awford “Metamorphosis.”” Thru Mar 29. Margaret Margaret Keane’s Keane’s “Big inspiration Eyes,” the inspir ation ffor or the Major Motion Picture Picture of the same name. Thru Mar 18. 46 year rretrospective etrospective Charles Eckhart “The Space Between.” Clara. Thru Apr 19. 19 Santa Clar a a.

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“Pop Art from “Pop from the SFMOMA Anderson Collection” Collection” ffeaturing eaturing workss by W Warhol, work arhol, Johns, Lichtenstein, and others. Thru Oct 26. SStanford. tanford.

“TTaaco de Ojo” “Taco Ojo” Latino TToons ooons Collective. Thru Nov 15.. San Jose.

CHILDREN’S DISC DISCOVERY OVERY MUSEUM

DOWNTOWN DO WNTOWN Y YOGA OGA SHALA “San Shui,”” paintings by Altice Russell Al tice Case. Case. San Jose.

HIGHER FIRE CLA CLAYSPACE AYSPACE

“Voyage to Vietnam” “Voyage Vietnam” The beauty, beauty y, sights, and sounds presented of this country pr esented through thr ough the lens of the TTet eet Festival. San Jose.

First Fridays ffeature eature new demonstrations, artwork, demonstr ations, and conversations with artists. San Jose.

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Art by JJ.. Danniel. Mezcal Restaurant, Restaur ant, San Jose.

“Creative in Common” “Creative Common” ffeatures eatures Francis work by artists like Sam Fr ancis and Fletcher Benton and the work of their artistic rrelatives. elatives. “Keep “Keep Calm Calm and Collect On” On” ffeatures eatures the museum’s museum’s rrecent ecent acquisitions including prints by Andy Warhol Warhol and Wayne Wayne Mar.. Santa Clar Clara. Thiebaud. Thru Mar a.

EUPHRAT EUPHRA AT MUSEUM Various art and photogr Various photography aphy created cr eated by students at De Anza College. CCupertino. upertino.

LLOS OS GA GATOS ATOS CCOMPANY OMPANY “Zulugrass Jewelry Gallery”,, “Zulugrass ffeaturing eaturing the colorful clothing and ornaments adorned by the Great Maasai tribe of the Gr eat Rift Valley V alley of KKenya enya and TTanzania. anzania aanzania. “Woodcarvings Val Gardena, “W oodcarvings of V al Gar dena, Italy,” handcrafted Italy y,,” ffeaturing eaturing handcr afted woodcarving figures. woodcar ving figur es.

SSAN AN JOSE MUSEUM OF AR ART T “Postdate Photography “Postdate Photography and Inherited History in India,” Thru August 2nd. “City Limits, City Life” Lif e” Thru Jun 14. “Maker Space” Space” 17. thru Jan 17 7. Tue-Sun, Tue-Sun, u 11am-5pm, closed Mon. San Jose.

SAN JOSE MUSEUM OF SAN QUILTS TEXTILESS QUIL TS & TEXTILE ““A A Common Thread: Thread:: Stitching Stitching curated ” guest cur ated by Susan O’Malley.. Thru July 5. “Kawandi O’Malley “Kawandi Adventure” Quilts Adventur e” Quil ts by Margaret Margaret Fabrizio. Thru July 5. “Bedouin from TTextiles eextiles fr om the Collection of Robert and Joy Totah Tootah Hilden. Thru July 5. San Jose.

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MONTALVO MONT ALVO ARTS ARTS CENTER “Possibilities of Paper” “Possibilities Paper ” LLucas ucas Artist Fellows contribute 40 works. Saratoga. work s. Thu May 31. Sar atoga.

PALO P ALO AL ALTO LTO AR ART T CENTER “Hear This.”” discovers the artistic potential of sound. Palo Alto. Thru Apr 12. P alo Al to.

PHO69 PHO6 9 Watercolors W atercolors by Made’ Made’ Sukerti Berg. Ber g. San Jose.

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SAN JOSE INS SAN INSTITUTE TITUTE OF ART CCONTEMPORARY ONTEMPORARY AR T “Somebody Else’s Else’s Prints Prints”” Bruce Connors. Thru May 16. Hazeltine. Rebecca Hazel tine. Thru Apr p 17. 177. San Jose.

SEEING THING THINGSS GALLERY GALLERY “Circular ” Quadtychs and “Circular” Photography. Photogr aphyy. San Jose

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CHEWY ON ICE Local skateboarder, artist and avid hockey fan reimagines Sharks forward Brent Burns as Chewbacca in his upcoming show at Seeing Things Gallery.

Shark Art Jason Adams grew up skating the concrete wastelands of San Jose and eventually went pro. He became a Sharks fan because he identified with the sport. Similarities emerged right off the bat. Also, as an artist, Adams is known for gritty, stencil-based, multilayered, skater-influenced visual art, although he rarely goes out of his way to do a solo show here in town. But as natural creative geniuses all know, the aha! moment can come from anywhere, even if it’s rabid sports fandom. Now is one of those rare times. This Friday at Blood Sweat and Teal Seeing Things Gallery, Adams will debut his highest profile show to date—Blood, Sweat and April 3-April 30, Free Teal. Approximately 30 paintings of San Jose Seeing Things Gallery, Sharks players will be on display. People will show San Jose up, skateboards in hand, to witness what Adams seeingthingsgallery.com says is probably his biggest endeavor so far in his career. Rather than simply put together another oneoff art show, on another corner of downtown San Jose for the hundredth time, Adams felt like tapping into San Jose at a much deeper level. So he began painting his favorite Sharks players, former and current. “Usually my stuff is more emotionally driven and it’s for me, but this show is pretty much geared toward the players,” Adams said. “So I think it’s a little different. Usually when I do something, I try to get a feel for who I’m doing a portrait of, but this is basically me doing more detailed work, doing portraits of the players I enjoy.” So look for Joe Thornton, beaten and bruised, still with the Captain’s ‘C’ on his jersey. Brent Burns is reimagined as Chewbacca. Both fans and non-fans will appreciate the passion that Adams has for his hometown team. Even better, the Sharks organization is fully dialed in to the project. This is only the beginning. You’ll probably see it on their social media channels, far and wide. This is exactly the kind of thing that should be happening in a real city: The local team inspiring artistic creativity. “Sometimes as an artist you have a desire to create work and you just need that initial spark of an idea,” said Adams. “Sometimes it’s deeper and sometimes it’s not. This is actually turning into my biggest project to date, just due to the fact that the Sharks are totally backing it. And it’ll probably get the most exposure that I’ve ever had.”—Gary Singh


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nice suburb,, deludes nice Philadelphia suburb delu udes herself ab about being out b eing a graphic artist. draw artist. She likes likes to dra aw faux-naive, faux-naive, apparently apparently traced traced on a light ttable, a , able pictures pictures of fast ffood. ood. (One sale was was to a sandwich shop which, which, inevitably, sandwiches.) inevitablyy, paid her in sandwic ches.)) She also works as a scrubber scrubber att a pretentious new wheere the pretentious ne w age ggym, ym, where management ccovers overs their nastiness nastiness with plenty plenty of namastes. namastes. In her late twenties, twenties, Abbi is plump and still a little little slow on n the uptake. uptake. It’s It’s good good that she has h someone to watch watch over over her. her. George Geeorge Orwell Orwell suggested that the trad d comedy and comedy team of one plump an nd one skinny succeeded skinn ki y comedian comedian di suc ceede ded d because endless because it ssymbolizes ymbolizes the endl ess quarrel body quarrel of b ody and soul—an was Panza original example example w as Sancho P anza and Don Quixote. Ileana Quixote. Abbi and Ile eana are Devil are a more more like like Flesh and the De D vil team—Abbi trouble team—Abbi is tempted into tr rouble by wired-up friend. by her diabolical diabolical wir ed-up frien nd.

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social warrior—“in A brash so cial w arriior—“in the future, will bee ccaramel futur e, eeveryone veryone wi ll b aramel never and queer”—Ilana ne n ver thinks through. Oncee she the rrebellion ebellion thr ouggh. Onc lectured perpetual hookup lectur ed her p erpetu ual ho okup buddy, Lincoln buddy y, Linc oln (the eexpert xpert deadpan Burress), ccomedian omedian Hanniball Burr ess), what’s wrong with on what ’s wr ong wi ith western medicine… he’s medicine … and he ’s a dentist. wonderfully Glazer has a won der fully gaze,, but doesn’t impassioned gaze b she do esn’t likee A Aubrey do all with her eeyes, yes, lik ubrey Glazer’s Pl Plaza. Gl Glazer’ ’s yyoga-limbered ogaa-limb li b ered d body body d physical humor— is essential to her ph hysical humor — she’s loose joints from she ’s a ffew ew lo ose join nts aaway wayy fr om being b eing a ccontortionist. ontor tionisst. Flaunting model artt class class,, it all as a mo del ffor o or an ar she wor woree nothing bu but ut a bikini of pixels.. The teacher teacher,, with blurring pixels labored patience, told lab ored patienc e, to old her class “I hopee yyour pencils hop our p encils ccan an soften this model’s crudeness.” mo del’s crudeness .” Once, delirium from Onc e, in a deliriu m fr om shellfish allergy, croaked aller ll gy, Ilana Il cr oak ked ed to Abbi “you “ ou “y weree the lo love myy lif life.” wer ve of m fe.” Ilana makes pass usually mak es a pas ss at her pal three episodes. Broad eevery very thr ee or ffour our o episo des. B road City may like X-Files, Cit t y ma ay end up lik ke X-F iles, with crazyy wo wondering fans going craz ondering when aree go going kiss.. the ttwo wo leads ar oing to kiss may have hope. Fellinish Ilana ma ay ha ave hop p e. The F ellinish episode “Hashtag #FOMO” episo de “Hasht ag #F FOMO” rrevealed evealed drinks too nks to o much, a that when Abbi drin gender-bent nouveau alter-gender -bent nou veaau ccabaret abaret alter “Val” ego ccalled alled ll d “V Val” al” comes com mes out. mutual This kind of mutu ual ffemale eemale attraction draws gaze—and at traction dra aw ws thee male gaze —and Broad City acknowledged power Br oad Cit t y acknowle edged that p ower byy a sswitcheroo gag.. A Att a par party, b witcheroo gag ty, Ilana watched boys w atched ttwo wo ccollege ollegee b oys kissing in wading pool—a substitute aw ading p ool—a su ubstitute ffor o or the girls. shrieked, ollege gir usual ttwo wo ccollege rls. She shriek ed, love straight makee “I lo ve it when straig ght dudes mak out!” attraction Broad out !” But the at tttracttion in Br oad City tease. shared Cit t y is not just a teas se. The shar ed wavelength between w avelength b etween n Ilana and Abbi is the same kind of ener eenergy gy that made people fantasize some p eople fant asize that JJerry erry Lewis Martin—another L ewis and Dean Mar rtin—another Flesh and the De Devil vil team—had between something going on nb etween them. word “City” The wor d “Cit y” in i the title is earned. The ccoral oral rreefs e of the world eefs ar ,” turning turn ning white aree “bleaching “bleaching,” and dying o oklyn n has the same dying.. Br Brooklyn pr oblem. Br oad Cit t y suggests ther problem. Broad City theree ma ay b fe left ft, eeven ven as it may bee some lif life left, satirizes hipster diss sipation. It mo cks dissipation. mocks that yyouthful outhful cconviction onviction that when yyou’re ou’re yyoung, oung, yyou ou own o the cit cityy and it owes yyou ou a living. livving. It makes makes ccomedy omedy out of what t’s curr ent, as what’s current, well as the stuff tha at ne ver changes that never in alternatown.


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RUNNING TOWARD THE FIRE The Oscar-nominated ‘Salt of the Earth’ celebrates the work of the photographer Sebastiao Salgado, who was drawn to documenting conflict, like a moth to a flame.

Witness WHAT’S SAID ABOUT firemen could be said of the Brazilian Sebastiao Salgado, a bald, bushy-eyebrowed photojournalist: where most people run from a conflagration, he runs into it. Wim Wenders (Wings of Desire) and the photographer’s son, Juliano, discuss Salgado’s journey, as well as visit the land where this indefatigable traveler has finally come to rest. The elder Salgado explains his work in the excellent French he picked up while he was living in Paris, as an exile from the fascist junta that ran Brazil in the 1970s. Raised on a big cattle ranch on the Rio Dulce in Minas Gerais state, he left to become an economist. After they left Brazil, his wife gave him a camera. Thus, Salgado quit his job and became a commercial photographer, a vocation that continued when he returned to Brazil. The Salt of the Earth starts with images pilfered and much diluted for the finale of The Mask of Zorro (1998): the gold mines in the Serra Polada, a human swarm of 50,000 digging a vast crater with nothing but shovels and makeshift ladders. “Here, I have an idea of this planet,” Wenders says in voiceover. Salgado captured images of the drought that cleared Brazil’s farmlands. In some

north Brazilian towns, the people were so poor that they rented coffins for their dead children. The photographer made numerous trips to Africa during the course of the various upheavals, photos collected in the collection Sahel: The End of the Road. Sometimes he accompanied Medecins Sans Frontieres to the Salt of the Earth tent clinics, where the doctors treated PG-13, 110 Min. deliberately starved Opens April 3 at refugees from Ethiopia, Camera 3 and the escapees from the slaughter in Rwanda. The images here include cadavers of Coptic refugees, as dry and frail as dead leaves, washed, nude, bound with twine, in photos as loving and tragic as any Deposition of Christ. Salgado isn’t moisteyed. He has a point. It wasn’t all futility. Some of the starving were saved, and the doctors did good work. After capturing these images, we see how he spent his more recent years. It’s as remarkable as the last act of Matisse’s career: Salgado became a nature photographer determined to see the places on earth untouched by man, and he’s working on a successful project to preserve the land he comes from. —Richard von Busack

(both 1931) 1 Ar Arrestingly restingly modern pre-Code version—really, pr e-Coode version—r eallyy, the ideal version—of version n—of Stevenson’s Stevenson’s legend of divided a divid ed man. Rouben Mamoulian’s Mamoulian’s subjective cameraa and split scr screen subjec ctive camer een amplifying Freudian horror amplif ying the Fr eudian hor ror of story. Frederic March the sto oryy. Fr ederic Mar ch won best actor at a the Oscars that year as Victorian the Vic ctorian doctor who decides purge to pur g himself of his baser side, ge only too bring a beast into the world. street eet girl Miriam m Hopkins is the str WITH Hyde tar ttargets. gets. BILLED W ITH The Smilingg Lieutenant. Or Ordered dered to marry uninteresting mar ry the uninter esting Princess of Flausenthurm Flause enthurm (Miriam Hopkins), a well-born well-b orn officer (Maurice Chevalier) depressed…but is depr ressed…but his girlfriend (Claudette (Claud ette Colbert) gives the lady makeover. a make eover. An adaptation of an operetta, it’s oper ettta, it ’s loaded with antique charm.. (Plays Apr 1charm 1-22 in P Palo alo Al Alto to at the Stanford Staanffoord Theatre.) Theatre.) e ) (RvB)

ONLLY ANGEL ONLY ANGELSS HA HAVE AVE V WINGS/ WINGS/ GAMBLING GAMB BLING SHIP (1939/ (1939/1933) /1933) Fr From om their base in a Ecuador,, a squalidd seaside town in Ecuador group gr oup of pilots haul the mail over Andes. Wee meet the pilots the An ndes. W at their theiir hangout, Dutchman's, learn fierce and lea arn of their fier ce code through arrival stranger, thr ouggh the ar rival of a str anger, visiting a visiti ing showgirl. Jean Arthur's brave, br ave, classy heroine heroine facing facing off against agains st Cary Cary Grant's Grant ant'ss supposedly disinterested disinte erested pilot is some people's grace pressure, ideal vision v of gr ace under pr essure, in men n and women alike. Despite Grant Gr ant and a Arthur, Arthur, this one eludes lookss like the winner of me. It look Bad the Ba ad Hemingway competition. Despite Despit te the atmospheric sets, it's often pr ppreposterous eposterous even beyond common picturee about the co mmon level of a pictur Comparee it to the male her hheroics. oics. Compar similarr but superior The W Wages aages of Fearr (o (or or the William Friedkin remake remake Sorcerer Sor cerrer),) both smart enough to ask thee right questions about what cargo aree the ca rgo was, why these lives ar at stake. stakke. BILLED WITH WITH Gambling Ship. During D the 1930s, permanent gambling operated gambling ships oper ated three three miles off o the CCalifornia alifornia shore; shore; this melodrama melodrama about the little-known legal lo loophole Grant oophole stars CCary ary Gr ant as a gambler gambler who gets tangled up with the ocean-going ocean-going rracketeers. acketeers. Benita Hume and the har hard-boiled d-boiled Glenda Farrell co-star.. Apr 88-9: Farrell co-star 9: LLove ove Me Tonight/The Toonighht/The Man I Killed. (Plays Apr 3-5 Palo Alto 3-5 - in P alo Al to at the Stanford Stanffoord Theatre.) Theatrre.) (RvB)

Ongoing On ngoing CHAPPIE CHAP PIE An ins insult sult to the intelligence, as well

as an a insul insultt to artificial intelligence. In tthis Robocop/Bambii mashup, a ppolice Johannesburg olice li rrobot obot b t iin JJohannesbur h b g is shot scrapped. s and scr apped. Deon (Dev Patel) standardd Red Bull-guzzling Pattel) a standar nerd, carcass nerrd, rretrieves etrieves the metal car cass so hhe can use it ffor or his artificial intelligence software. inteelligence softwar e. Then a trio of thugs t (played by South African hip-hop Antwoordd hip-hop sensations Die Antwoor andd Jose P Pablo ablo CCantillo) antillo) swipe the robot, robbot, name him “Chappie” “Chappie” and train train him m to be “the illest gangsta on the block.” block.” Their vision of illism seems to have havve sat in storage storage since the 1990s. Thee retro retro vibe includes John Woo/ Woo/ Cityy of Godd shootouts, in particular particular,, 180-degree thee good old 180-degr ee two-gun brandish. manifested br andish. Illness is further manif ested through apparel, sub-Keith thr o ough Joe Boxer appar el, sub-K eith Haring graffiti, exercise Har ring gr affiti, neon-colored neon-colored exer cise clothes clot thes and plenty of dollar signs splattered everywhere, spla attered everywher e, even on the Chappie’s Crow sidee of Chappie ’s Cr ow TT.. Robot-like head. (Irony? Wanton anton hea ad. (Ir ony? Objectivism? W begging greenbacks?) beg gging for for gr eenbacks?) Ninja Visser,, respectively andd YYo-landi oo-landi Visser respectively the Afrikaaner Vanilla Afr ikaaner V anilla Ice and albino Bjork, coiffures Bjo ork, have hilarious coiffur es yet surprising a su urprising lack of oddness. Soon Chappie Cha appie the rrobot obot is calling them “Daddy “Da addy and Mommy”—the ‘bot, sometimes from som metimes whimpering fr om rrobot obot torture, moree depr depressing tort ture, is mor essing than touching. tou uching. Meanwhile, this nuclear carries ffamily am mily car ries out vicious carjackings that aree supposed to be rrollicking. tha at ar ollicking. Neill Nei ill (District 9) Blomkamp’s Blomkamp’s messy plotting plotting and lack of tone doesn’t doesn’t bode bodde well for for the Alien sequel he’ll he’ll be doing. doing. (Playing valleywide.) (RvB)

CINDERELLA CIN NDERELLA Kennneth Branagh’s Kenneth Branagh’s version of Cinderella Cin nderella has a magnificent palace in iit, t, like a Beaux Arts Monte Carlo Carlo casino cas sino on the edge of an Alaskan fjord. fjor rd. Lily James was cast not because bec cause she’s she’s the most beautiful girl in the t world this week, but because she’s actress ess able to convey she e’s an actr an honest heart. Cate Cate Blanchett, wrapped in poison gr green wr a apped een gowns, has thee job of putting this poor orphan in her h place, making Ella sleep in rickety library a ri ckety attic as tall as the libr ary in The T Name of the Rose. Scripter Chris Chrris Weisz Weisz devises an intelligent patriotic pattriotic rreason eason why Ella would hide from from m her prince. But the sturdiness sturdiness of the t writing goes too far far and overexplains—Blanchett expplains—Blanchett doesn’t doesn’t need lines She‘ss linees to explain why she’s she’s bad. She‘ Cate Catte Blanchett. Branagh Branagh makes the fantasy effortlessly multi-culti fanntasy as eff ortlessly mul ti-culti as it i is smart, though there’s there’s not much muuch Shakespeare Shakespeare to it—if you don’t donn’t count one of the awful sisters mangling mangling a song from from A Ass YYou oou Like It. However, How wever, Derek Derek Jacobi, as the dying king, kin g, stirs one’s one’s emotions. He seems to bring b everything he learned as a SShakespearean hakespearean about the weight of rroyalty oyalty to this role. role. (Playing valleywide.) vallleywide.) (RvB)


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CAFEE STRITCH CAF STRITCH Every Sun, 7pm: Eulipions Jazz Jam Session w/ Peppe Peppe Mer olla Every W olla. ed: W ax Merolla. Wed: Wax WednesdayW ednesday- All Vinyl DJ Set. San Jose.

CAFFEE FRASCATI CAFF FRASCAT TI First Fri, 8pm: Oper Operaa Night. First Sat, 8pm: KKavanaugh avanaugh Brothers Br others Cel Celtic tic Experience. San Jose.

Youth Group FOR MANY LOCAL ADOLESCENTS, music provides a positive and safe outlet for self-expression and stress relief. However, due to continuing cuts to local education dollars, many local schools have dramatically scaled back arts programs, or cut them altogether—leaving our communities neediest youth without access to music. But thanks to the Youth Connections Foundation of San Jose, one group of local musicians are gearing up to release a professionally produced album on iTunes. The EP, titled Oxygen, will feature hip-hop, soul and rap. It was created by San Jose middle school and high school participants in the YCF’s Underserved and Gifted program—an after-school program aimed at helping the city’s less fortunate teens achieve their artistic ambitions. For the majority of the young musicians working on the album, Oxygen represents a breath of fresh air, and perhaps a fresh start. “For most of our youth, this is the first release of their lives and will create a standard for them as they move into their own careers,” says Ronnie Lee, executive producer of Oxygen.

CLUB CL UB FFOX OX Every W Wed: ed: Club Fox Blues Jam. Sat, Apr 4, 9pm: V VuDu uDu CCafe, afe, Raul Rekow Rekow, w, Sal Rodriguez. Redwood City City..

Philip Solis, a recreation supervisor with San Jose’s Parks, Recreation and Neighborhood Services division, created the program. He says helping underserved teens and young adults pursue their artistic passion is his passion.

Every Fri & Sat: Live Music. Mountain View View..

DANA D ANA SSTREET TREET CCOFFEE OFFEE Every 2nd Mon, 7pm: Ukulele Jam. Mountain View View..

Every 1st and 3r 3rdd W Wed: ed: Jazz J Jam. S Jose. San J

HUKILAU HUK ILAU

DJ’s Friday Friday, y, & Satur Saturday day night. San Jose.

Fri-Sat, 8pm: Hawaiian music. San Jose.

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Every Thu: No Cover night. Every Sat: Satur Saturday day Nite Live Music Show Show.. CCupertino. upertino.

Foundation’s Underserved and Gifted program, a group of local teens are gearing up to release a professionally recorded EP.

Lee says the youth involved in the project not only got the opportunity to express themselves, they also got a chance to see how professional musicians work. The group took a trip to Studio Trilogy in San Francisco last summer—where artists including Kanye West and Lady Gaga have recorded. They used the studio to record the produce and record the song “Medicated.”

CASCAL CA SCAL

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“This project is everything Underserved and Gifted stands for, a professional album created by talented young artists produced by Ronnie, a professional and talented artist,” Solis said. “The young artists a part of this project have made their dreams and goals a reality and have grown so much professionally." Yvan Gonzalez, a 19-year-old producer and media mentor with the Underserved and Gifted program at the Alma Community Center, says he is looking forward to the release of Oxygen. Gonzalez, who is featured on the EP’s sixth track, says he has faced adversity growing up in San Jose’s Alma neighborhood. Yet, while he and many of the other musicians featured on Oxygen may have come from a place where they feel underserved, he says they are all gifted. The album is scheduled for an April 27 release on iTunes, but it will be available for pre-order starting April 3.—Maryah Samarron

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metroactive metr oactivve MUSIC 33 LILL LILLY Y MA MAC’S C’S Every Sun: Irish Music. Sunnyvale.

LITTLE LLOU’S OU’S BBQ

WEDNESDAY 4/1 | 9:00 pm PILE, Couches, Gentle Cycle (Indie) THURSDAY 4/2 | 8:30pm Hammond Cheese Combo (Jazz) FRIDAY 4/3 | 8:30pm Aaron Lington Quintet (Jazz) SATURDAY 4/4 | 9:30pm Moonhoney, Battlehooch (Indie) SUNDAY 4/5 | 7pm The Eulipions Jazz Jam Session THURSDAY 4/9 | 8:30pm Kristen Strom Quintet (Jazz) FRIDAY 4/10 | 8:30pm Walle Schnalle Quartet (Jazz) SATURDAY 4/11 | 8:30pm Anton Schwartz Quintet (Jazz) tickets @ brownpapertickets.com

374 South First Street | San Jose | CafeStritch.com

Wed, Apr 1, 7pm: Denis Dove Wed, Dove. e. Every Thu: Aki’s Blues Jam. Fri, Apr 3, 8pm: Singers Showcase. Sat, Apr 4, 8pm: TTony ony o Lindsay Lindsay.... San Jose

UNWINED

ART AR T BOUTIKI

Every 2nd and 4th Thu, 77-9pm: -9pm: Don Balistreri. Balistreri. Every Sat, 7-9:30pm: 7-9:30pm: Live jazz. Every 1st and 3r 3rdd Sat, 9pm: Randy Whiting and “@Jazz.” San Jose.

Thu, Mar 5, 6pm: Open Mic. San Jose.

C&W/Folk C&W W//FFolk o CHARLEY'S CHARLE Y'S LLGG Every Thu, 7pm: Speakeasy Saloon w/ live Country music. Every TTue, ue, u 7pm: TTuesday uuesday Bluesday w/ live Blues music. LLos os Gatos.

CLUB CL UB FFOX OX LLOFT OFT B BAR AR AND BIS BISTRO TRO Every Thu: Live jazz in the evening. San Jose.

MONTALVO MONT ALVO AR ARTS TS CENTE CENTER R Fri, Apr 3, 8pm: Masters of Soul. Sar atoga Saratoga

MOROCCO’S MOR OCCO’S Every W Wed, ed, Fri, and Sat, 5pm 5pm: m: Belly dancing. Every TTue, uue, 4pm: Live Jazz Music w/ Johnny Williams. Every Thu: Live A coustic Guitar Music. Acoustic Mountain View View..

MOSAIC MOS AIC Fri-Sat, Fri Sat 66 6-9pm: 9pm: Jazz ffor or dinner.. San Jose. dinner

MURPHY’S LA LAW AW Every TTues: uues: Pr Proo Blues Jam. Sunnyvale.

NUMBER ONE BR BROADWAY OADWAY AY Every Wed: Wed: Musician’s Musician’s Jam. LLos os Gatos.

O’FLAHERTY’S O’FLAHER TY’S Thu, 9pm: Live Music. Sun, 5pm: Reggae music. music TTue, ue uue, 6:30pm: Live Irish Rock. San Jose.

Every TTue, uue, 7:30pm: Irish music. Fourth Sat, 10pm: South American Hits. Mountain View View..

TRAIL DUS DUST T BBQ Fri, 66-9pm: 9pm: Live blues, rroots ootss and Americana. Mor Morgan gan Hill Hill.l.

Mon, 7pm: Musical open mic ffor or singer/songwriters. Sign Free. up at 7pm. Fr ee. San Jose.

BLUE BL UE ROCK ROCK SHOO SHOOT T Thu, 7pm: Musical open mic. San Jose. Jose

CAFFE FRASCATI FRASCA ATI T Every Mon, 8pm: CommediaOpen Mic ffor or Comedy. Comedy. Tue, Tuue, 7pm: Open mic. San Jose.

CARAVAN CARA VA AN Wed, W ed, 9pm: Comedy Caravan. Caravan.

THE CA CATS ATS

MIS MISSION SION PIZZA

Every Tue: Tue: u Funny Farm hosted by Butch Escobar. Escobar.

Thu, Apr p 2, 7pm: p Mill Creek Creek Ramblers. Fri, Apr3, 7pm: Cimmar on Rose Band. Sat, Cimmaron Apr 4, 7pm: Bear grass Cr eek. Beargrass Creek. Fr emont. Fremont.

ORCHARD V ORCHARD VALLEY A ALLEY CCOFFEE OFFEE Every Thu: A Acoustics coustics Music Nights. Every Fri & Sat: A coustics/Bands Music Acoustics/Bands Nights. Campbell. Campbell.

PIONEER SSALOON ALOON

CITY EESPRESSO SPRESSO Fri, 7pm: Open mic. San Jose.

IMPROV IMPR OV Wed, Apr 1, 8pm: American Me Wed, Comedy TTour. our o . Thu-Sat, Apr 2-4, 2-4, 8pm: Dov Davidoff. Davidoff. Sun, Apr 5, Brown. 2pm: Larry Larry “Bubbles” “Bubbles” Br own. San Jose.

PHILZ CCOFFEE OFFEE Mon, 7pm: Open mic. Fr Free. ee. Downtown San Jose.

Every Sun: Jam Session. Every W ed: Marty and Annika. Every Wed: Thu: Pete Pete W eston Weston

POOR HOUSE BIS BISTRO TRO

RODEO R ODEO CLUB CLUB

QUARTER QU ARTER NOTE NOTE

TTue, uue, 6pm: Open mic. San Jose.

Wed, Apr 1, 8pm: A Thousand Wed, Horses. San Jose.

Mon: Comedy. Comedy. No cover cover.. Sunnyvale.

THE SSADDLE ADDLE RACK RACK

RED R ROCK OCK COFFEE COFFEE CO. CO.

Every W Wed, ed, 7:30pm: Country Get Down W ednesday. Every Wednesday. Thu, 7:30: Swingin’ Swingin’ A Att The Rack Dance Lessons. Every Fri, 9pm: Country Get Down Friday emont. Friday.. Fr Fremont.

Mon, 7pm: CCavin avin and King’s Open Mic. Mountain View View..

ROOSTER R OOSTER T T.. FEATHERS FEA AT THERS

THE W WOODSHED OODSHED

WOODHAMS W OODHAMS LLOUNGE OUNGE

Thu Sat,, Apr 2-4, Thu-Sat, Thu-Sat 2-44, various times: Don Friesen.. Every Wed, Wed,, 8pm: New Talent Taalent Showcase.. Sunnyvale. Mon: Comedy open mic with Pete P ete Munoz. Santa Clara. Clara.

WORKS/SAN W ORKS/SAN JOSE

SSAM'S AM'S BBQ

SST. T. SSTEPHENS TEPHENS GREEN

BAMBOO B AMBOO LLOUNGE OUNGE

Thu, Apr 2, 8pm: Country Cougars. Redwood City y. City.

Every 1st Sun: Doug Young’s Yooung’s A coustic Guitar Night. $10. Acoustic LLos os Gatos. TTues, ues, u Apr 77,, 6pm: Bean Cr Creek. eekk. W ed., Apr 8, 6pm: Dark Wed., Hollow Hollow.. San Jose.

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2nd Thu, 7pm: W Words ords Dr Drawing awing Music. San Jose.

Karaoke Kar aoke 7B BAMBOO AMBOO Wed-Sat, 9pm: KKaraoke. Wed-Sat, araoke. TTue, uue, 9pm: Karaoke. Karaoke. San Jose.

7 SSTARS TARS BAR BAR & GRILL Fri-Sat, 8pm: KKaraoke. araoke. San Jose.

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ODD COUPLE MC Donwill of hip-hop duo Tanya Morgan says he views his group and its fans as an ‘island of misfit toys.’

Old School

BACK IN 2003, when Cincinnati MC Donwill and Brooklyn MC/producer Von Pea settled on naming their duo Tanya Morgan, they intended it as a goof—an inside joke about a record store clerk attempting to trick customers into buying a hip-hop album disguised as a ’50s soul record. At the time, the pair never expected to make another album together. “We planned the album as a one-off deal,” Donwill says, speaking on his cell phone last week.“I thought I was gonna be Nelly; Von thought he was gonna be Pete Rock.” It’s more than a decade on now and he and Von Pea are still working together. In fact, at the very moment of our conversation, you could say they are literally stuck together— in a car, with a just-fixed flat tire, somewhere in the middle of Wyoming.. These days, Donwill says, the name still retains its original meaning, but he adds that it has also become “a rallying cry.”

Tanya Morgan Apr 2, 8pm, $10 Back Bar SoFa, San Jose

“So many people got behind it,” Donwill says. Today, he views the name and his group as a collective gathering space for those who never quite felt like they fit in—“an island of misfit toys.” Upon listening to Tanya Morgan’s extensive catalog—the group has released 10 albums in 15 years, and the individual MCs have also dropped solo recordings—you can hear that tension, that feeling of otherness, of being an outsider. Just consider Rubber Souls, Tanya Morgan’s 2013 LP. On the album’s lead track, “For Real,” Eric B and Rakim are name-checked, along with the year 1994—the year Nas released Illmatic and Biggie dropped Ready to Die. And song No. 4, “Never Too Much,” features the distinctive ping of an 808 cowbell. Both songs have some serious boom-bap and are reminiscent of the so-called “golden era” of New York City hip-hop. Songs like these stand in sharp contrast to what’s hot right now—the triling, machine-gun hi-hats of Southern rap, and the bombastic lyricism and minimalist beats of Rae Sremmurd and Bobby Shmurda. Von Pea says he and Donwill aren’t trying to make any kind of statement about what sounds better by hewing to this sonic palate. “It’s more or less what we know, really,” he says, explaining that the “golden era” jams of Tribe Called Quest, Common and others were the sounds they grew up listening to. On the group’s forthcoming LP, You Get What You Pay For, due out later this year, Von Pea and Donwill say they will be sticking to their boom-bap guns, but will move away from the live instrumentation of Rubber Souls in favor of a samples-based approach—akin to what the duo did on the 2011 album You & What Army. —Nick Veronin

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Wed 4/1 Thu 4/2

Thursday, April 2 • In the Atrium • AGES 18+

Small Music Venue Jazz/Blues Club

Melame Gange - Reggae

Sabel Rock Blues

iamsu!

Dave Steezy

plus and

Rome Fortune

Show Banga

$27.50 Adv./ $30 Drs./ $50 M&G • Drs. 8 p.m./ Show 9 p.m. Friday, April 3 • In the Atrium • AGES 18+

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$15 Adv./ $18 Drs. • Drs. open 8:30 p.m./ Show 9 p.m.

Saturday, April 4 • In the Atrium • AGES 16+

FRITZ MONTANA • TRAVELING ILLS STALKED BY SATELLITES

Will Russ and the Force of Will - Soul

9pm

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Sunday, April 4 • In the Atrium • AGES 16+ also The B

PASSAFIRE plus Stranger Foundation $12 Adv./ $15 Drs. • 8:30 p.m./ 9 p.m.

Monday, April 6 • In the Atrium • AGES 16+

Sat 4/4

Sweet Hayah / Soulful Obsession 9PM

Sun 4/5 Tue 4/7

Pamela Banks Jam 6-9pm

Interactive Jam open 9pm

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Friday & Saturday, April 3 & 4 • AGES 16+ also

9pm Fri 4/3

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Apr 10 Sturgill Simpson (Ages 16+) Apr 11 Reverend Horton Heat (Ages 21+) Apr 12 Action Bronson/ The Alchemist (Ages 16+) Apr 15 Bad Religion/ OFF! (Ages 21+) Apr 16 Antemasque (Ages 16+) Apr 17 Berner/ Overdoz (Ages 16+) Apr 19 Tech N9ne/ Chris Webby (Ages 16+) Apr 23 Frankie Ballard (Ages 16+) Apr 24 Wale (Ages 16+) Apr 26 Kill Paris/ Bees Knees (Ages 18+) May 2 Infected Mushroom (Ages 18+) May 3 Griz/ The Floozies (Ages 18+) May 7 Yellowcard/ Finch (Ages 16+) May 13 Earl Sweatshirt (Ages 16+) May 19 Little Dragon (Ages 16+) May 21 Dustin Lynch (Ages 16+) Unless otherwise noted, all shows are dance shows with limited seating. Tickets subject to city tax & service charge by phone 877-987-6487 & online

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DJ Dinero Friday 4/3 Soul Kiss pop & rock Saturday 4/4 DJ Kaos 70's - 80's - 90's Watch Sharks & Earthquakes here!

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THE BEAR BEARSS Fri, 9pm: KKaraoke. araoke. San Jose.

BENNIGANâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S GRILL Sat, 9pm: Karaoke Karaoke evenings. Clara. S t Clar Santa Cl a.

EFFIEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S RE RESTAURANT STAURANT Wed-Sat & TTue, Wed-Sat uue, 9pm9pm-2am, 2am, & last Sun of every month, 22-7pm: -7pm: B&S Karaoke. Karaoke. Campbell. Campbell.

NORMANDY HOUSE NORMANDY LLOUNGE OUNGE Fri-Sat, 9:30pm: KKaraoke. araoke. Clara. Santa Clar a.

EL RANCHO SPOR SPORTS TS BAR BAR

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Thu, 8pm: Karaoke. Karaoke. San Jose.

Wed W ed and Fri-Sat, 8:30pm: Doug. Sunnyvale.

FIREHOUSE GRILL & BREWERY BRE WERY

OFF THE HOOK

Sun, 7pm-close: Uncle Dougie Show.. P Palo Alto. Show alo Al to.

Wed, W ed, 9pm: KKaraoke. araoke. CCampbell. ampbell.

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Fri-Sat, 9pm, and Sun, 7pm: View.. KKaraoke. araoke. Mountain View

Thu, 9pm-2am: 9pm-2am: August. Milpitas.

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GILROY GILR OY BOWL BOWL BLINKYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S BLINK Yâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S CANâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;T SSAY AY Fri, 9pm: KKaraoke araoke Friday Clara. Nights. Santa Clar a.

Thu-Sat, 9:30pm: Karaoke. Karaoke. Gilroy. Gilr oy.

Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;MALLEYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;MALLE Yâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S SPOR SPORTS TS PUB Thu, 9pm. Mountain View View....

BL BLUE UE MAX Fri: KKaraoke araoke Fridays. Sunnyva Sunnyvale. ale.

PLAZA GARIB GARIBALDI ALDI

BL BLUE UE PHEA PHEASANT SANT

Wed W ed & Sun, Sun 7pm-close: 7pm close: KKaraoke. araoke. San Jose.

TTue, uue, 7pm: Karaoke Karaoke w/ SSteve teve TTiger. iger. CCupertino. upertino.

THE GOOSET GOOSETOWN OWN LLOUNGE OUNGE

BOGARTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S BOGAR Tâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S LLOUNGE OUNGE

Fri-Sun, 9:30pm9:30pm-1:30am: 1:30am: KKaraoke. araoke. Willow Glen.

TTue, uue, 8:30pm: A Acoustic coustic kar karaoke aoke Woodside. with Sam Marshall. W oodside.

THE HUDDLE

PSYCHO P SYCHO DONUT DONUTSS

Wed, Fri & Sun, 9pmWed, 9pm-1am: 1am: KKaraoke. araoke. Sunnyvale.

BOULEVARD BOULE VA ARD T TAVERN AV VERN Thu: KKaraoke. araoke. LLos os Gatos.

BRANHAM LLOUNGE OUNGE TTue: uue: Karaoke Karaoke with Medik & Sean Blak. San Jose.

BRIT ARMS ALMADEN Wed and Sun, 10pm: Karaoke Wed Karaokee w/ DJ Hank. San Jose.

BRIT ARMS CUPER CUPERTINO TINO Sun--Tuue, 10pm: KKaraoke. Sun-Tue, araoke. CCupertino. upertino.

Wed--TThu and Sun, 9pm: Wild Wed-Thu Fremont. Nights Karaoke. Karaoke. Fr emont.

Sun, 10am: Psycho KKaraoke. araoke. CCampbell. ampbell.

ISLAND CAFE & B BAR AR

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Fri-Sat, 9pm: KKaraoke. araoke. Sunnyvale Sunnyvale.

TTue: uue: KKaraoke. araoke. Sunnyvale.

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Nightly kar karaoke, aoke, 9pm9pm-1:30am. 1:30am. San Jose.

Sun: KKaraoke araoke ffor or the Industry Industry. y. cover.. San Jose. No cover

KATIE KA ATIE T BLOOMâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S BLOOMâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S Wed & Sun, 9:30pmWed 9:30pm-1:30am: 1:30am: KKaraoke. araoke. CCampbell. ampbell.

KCC BAR K BAR AND RE RESTAURANT STAURANT Wed, 8pm: DJ Desmond. San Wed, Jose.

THE CARA CARAVAN AVAN

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Mon, 10pm: Mandatory Monday KKaraoke. araoke. San Jose.

Thu, 9pm: DJ Davey K. CCampbell. ampbell.

THE CARL CARLOS OS CL CLUB UB

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Fri & Sat: KKaraoke araoke night. San CCarlos. arlos.

Thu & Sun-Mon, 8:30pm: Bruce of KKOR OR KKaraoke. araoke. View.. Mountain View

CCOURTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S OURTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S LLOUNGE OUNGE

PIONEER SSALOON ALOON

RED SSTAG TAG LLOUNGE OUNGE

REDI R ROOM OOM Thu-Sat, 9pm: DJ CCurtis. urtis. San Jose.

SHERWOOD SHER WOOD INN Thu-Sun, 8:30pm: KKaraoke. araoke. San Jose.

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SAN PEDR SAN PEDRO O SQU SQUARE ARE MARKET Every Thu, 7:30pm7:30pm-9:30pm: 9:30pm: KKaraoke araoke Club. San Jose.

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Wed: KKaraoke. Wed: araoke. Thu,, 9pm9pm-1am: p 1am m: Clara. KKaraoke. araoke. Santa Clar a.

Thu: Karaoke. Karaoke. Sunnyvale.

WILLOW WILL OW DEN

DIVE B BAR AR

LIQUID TTue: uue: Karaoke. Karaoke. San Jose.

Every W Wed ed at 9:30pm: KKaraoke. araoke. Willow Glen.

DOUBLE D'S Wed, 9pm to closing: Karaoke. Wed, Karaoke. Free. Fr ee. Los Los Gatos

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Thu: JR. JR Sun: JR Diaz Family Gilroy. KKaraoke. araoke. TTue: uue: James. Gilr oy.

Mon, Thu & Sat, 9pm-Close: ampbell. KKaraoke. araoke. CCampbell.

Wed, W ed, 10pm: KKaraoke. araoke. San Jos Jose. se.

Wed 4/1 Thu 4/2

Wed, W ed, 7pm: KKaraoke. araoke. CCampbell. ampbell.

Bartender challenge hosted by Todd and Jamie. St Archer Tap Take Over

SUPERNAUT, WOLF SNAKE SUN

Sat 4/4

TRAFFIC DANCE PARTY

Sun 4/5 Mon 4/6 Tue 4/7

Sundaze with $penmoney

RetoXx TRAP SHOP UPCOMING SHOWS 4/18 Haze Fest hosted by Scott Rich 4/25 The Forgotten, Mad Parade

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WOODHAMS W OODHAMS LLOUNGE OUNGE

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Dancee Clubs Danc Clubs AGENDA A GENDA Wed: Salsa W Wed: Wednesdays. ednesdays. Th Thu: u: Shakalosos Banda Nights. Sun: S Vybez. Reggae V ybez. San Jose.

AJ’S B BAR AR DJs and dancing every nigh night. ht. 6pm-1am; 8pmMon-Sat, 6pm1am; Sun, 8p pm12:30am. San Jose

BAMBOO B AMBOO LLOUNGE OUNGE Fri-Sat: DJ or Live info. Entertainment. CCall all ffor or inf o. San Jose.

THE BLANK CL CLUB UB Every Thu, 8pm: A Atomic tomic Dan Dance nce Club. $5. San Jose.

BLUE BL UE PHEA PHEASANT SANT Nightlyy, 7pm: DJ and dancin Nightly, dancing. ng. CCupertino. upertino.

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PURE LLOUNGE OUNGE 408

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Cisco Cisco Syste Systems, ms, Inc. Inc. is accepting accepting resumes resumes ffor or o the ffollowing o ollo owing p ositions in San positions JJose/Milpitas/Santa ose/Milpitas/Sant a a Clara,, C A: User User CA: Exp erience Center Center Designer (Ref.# (R Reeff..# Experience SJ307): Iden ntiffy user interaction Identify rrequirements equiremen nts and develop deevelop user eexperience xperience inter face sp ecifications interface specifications and guideli ines. Network Nettwork w Consulting guidelines. Consulting Engineer (R Reeff..# SJ107): R eesponsible ffor or o (Ref.# Responsible the supp orrt and deliv ery of A dvanced support delivery Advanced Ser vices to ccompany’s ompan ny’ y s major ac counts. Services accounts. Tra avel ma ay b equired to various Travel may bee rrequired unanticipat ted lo cations throughout throughout the unanticipated locations U nited St attes. IT Engineer (Ref.# (R Reeff..# SJ7): United States. R eesponsible ffor o or development, deevelopment,, supp ort Responsible support and implem mentation of major ssystem ystem implementation functionali itty of ccompany’s ompan ny’ y s proprietary proprietary functionality net tworking w g pr oducts. Hardware Hardw war ae networking products. Engineer (R Reeff..# SJ5): R eesponsible for for o (Ref.# Responsible the sp ecificcation, design, development, development, specification, test, enhan ncement, and sust aining of enhancement, sustaining net tworking w g har dw war a e. Please mail networking hardware. rresumes esumes wi ith rreference effeerence number number to with Cisc o Syste ms, Inc., Inc., Attn: Atttn: M51H, 170 W. W. Cisco Systems, T asman a Dr rive, Mail Stop: SJC 5/1/4,, San Tasman Drive, JJose, ose, C A 95 5134. N o phone ccalls alls please CA 95134. No please.. Must b gally authorized to work in bee leg legally the U .S. wit thout sp onsorship. EOE. U.S. without sponsorship. www w.cisc . o.c . om www.cisco.com

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NOTICES TICES 48 LEGAL & PUBLIC NO FICTITIOUS BUSINESS FICTITIOUS BUSI U NESS AME STATEMENT STATTEM MENT #603204 NAME Thee following following pe person(s) erson(s) is (are) (are) doing siness as: V enus Health & Beauty y, 11066 066 business Venus Beauty, Saratoga Sar atoga Ave., Ave., #100, # 00, San Jose, CA, #1 CA, 95129, 95129, Emilia Krznarich, Krznarichh, 4442 4442 Lullaby Lullaby Ln., San Jose, CCA, A, 95111. 95111. This business iss conducted by by a individual. Registrant transacting R egistrant has not n yet yet begun tr ansacting business under the fictitious business name or names listed herein. herein. /s/Emilia Krznarich This statement was w filed with the County 3/30/2015. Clerk l k off Santa Clara Cl a County on 3/30/201 Clar 5. 4/01, (pub Metro Metro 4/0 01, 4/08, 4/15, 4/15, 4/22/2015) 4/22/2015)

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS FICTITIOUS BUSI U NESS NAME STATEMENT STATTEM MENT #602950 #602950 The follo following wing pe person(s) erson(s) is (are) (are) doing business as: One Onne V Vision ision RX Staffing, Staffing, g, 3428 3428 Flinthill Ct., San Jose, CA, CA, 95148, 95148, Caren Caren Nguyen. Nguy en. This bbusiness usiness is conducted by by a individual. Registrant Reggistrant has not begun transacting tr ansacting business business under the fictitious business name or names listed herein herein on. /s/Caren /s/Car en Nguyen Nguyen e This statement was w filed with the County Clerk of Santa Clara C a County on 3/2 Clar 3/23/2015. 3/2015. (pub Metro Metro 3/2 3/25, 5, 4/01, 4/08, 4/15/2015) 4/15/2015)

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Thhe following The following person(s) is (are) (are) doing business bu usiness as: Omni Nail Spa, 1111 Meridian Meridian Ave., A ve., #4, San Jose, CA, CA, 95125, 95125, Omni Nail Naiil Spa Sp pa Corp. Corp. This business is conducted by by Above a corporation. corporation. Abo ve entity was formed in the th he state of California Registrant Registrant has not not transacting the yyet e begun tr et ansacting business under th he fictitious fic ctitious business name or names listedd herein he erein on. /s/Cuong Luu Luu #3763655 PPresident resident #37 63655 This Th his statement was filed with the County Countty Clerk Cl lerk of Santa Clara Clara County on 3/17/2015. 3/17/2015. 3/25, ((pub (p pubb Metro Metro 3/2 5, 4/01, 4/08, 4/15/2015) 4/15/20115))

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The following followinng person(s) is (are) (are) doing business as:: Utopia Spa Salon, 398 398 State State St., S t., Los Los Altos, Altoss, CA, CA, 95051, 95051, Alisa Keo, Keeo, 956 956 Livee Oak Dr., Liv Dr.,, Santa Clara, Clara, CA, CA, 95051. 95051. This business businesss is conducted by by a individual. Registrant R egistrant has has not yet yet begun transacting transacting under business un der the fictitious business name Keo or names listed listed herein. herein. /s/Alisa K eeo statement This stateme ent was filed with the County Santa Clerk of San ta Clara Clara County on 2/09/2015. 2/09/2015. 3/11, 3/18, (pub Metro Metro 3/04, 3 3/18, 3/25/2015) 3/25/2015)

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME NA AME STATEMENT STATTEMENT #602405 #602405 Thhe follo The following wing person(s) is (are) (are) doing business bu usiness as: Massive Massive Motors, 521 521 Char Charcot c cot Ave., A ve., Suite 209 209,, San Jose, CA, CA, 95131, 95131, Maysive M Maysiv y e inc.,, 345 345 Santa Clara Clara S St., t.,, Suite 1105, 05, 5, San Sa an Jose, CA, CA, 95113. 95113. This Th his business is conducted by by a corporation. corporation. a Above Ab bove entity was formed in the state of California Ca alifornia Registrant Registrant has not yet yet begun transacting tr a ansacting business under the fictitiouss business bu usiness name or names listed her herein. ein. /s/Jun /s s/Jun Ma CEO #C3669752 #C3669752 This Th his statement was filed with the County Countty Clerk Cl lerk of Santa Clara Clara County on 3/09/2015. 3/09/20 015. (pub (p pub Metr Metroo 3/1 3/18, 8, 3/25, 3/25, 4/01, 4/08/2015) 4/08/20115)

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