THE MOODY BLUES METROGIVEAWAYS NEWS
Jack Pittman
Satire’s Last Stand p8
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DINING
INSIDE SJPD: How police chiefs laugh at us, their colleagues and the electeds when they think no one’s watching
Shanghai Dumpling p23
THEATER
‘Build’’ p30
BROS GONE BADGE
BY B Y JOSH JOSH K KOEHN OEHN PP14 14