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Linesteppers Linest e epper s Politics can make Politics makke ffor or strange strange bedf bedfellows, ellows, but ther soomething sur real about theree was something surreal last week’s rre-election e-election kickoff party ffor or Sheriff LA URIE SMITH SSMITH—and —and it wasn’t wasn’t the LAURIE angry gr oup sho uting outside of La Piñata group shouting rrestaurant estaurant in dow wntown San Jose.. Amidst downtown the chicken ques sadillas and mar garita quesadillas margarita chasers, h , conser vaatives ti andd laboristas l b i t came conservatives together to sing KKumbaya uumbayaa in support of the law(w wo)man.. Not far far from from SJ SJ Republican law(wo)man.

JOH HNNY KHAMIS and Councilman JOHNNY L LARR Y STONE, STONE, county county taxman LARRY supervisors CINDY CIND DY CHAVEZ CHA AV VEZ and supervisors YEAGER st tood by Smith’s Smith’s side.

KEN YEAGER stood ates While the pairin pairingg of political dispar disparates Smith’s ability to cr oss is being sold as Smith’s cross t party lines,, the truth appears coommon to be a mix of common They animosities and payback.

Did Smith supportedd Chavez What? year’s special speecial in last year’s election against SEND TIPS TIPS TTO O TERESA ALVARADO, ALVA AR RADO, TERESA FLY@ FL Y@ METRONEWS. METRONEWS. ironicallyy, iss a who,, ironically, COM COM Democrat but was w Democrat P darling derided as a GO GOP Chavez hand dlers. It could be argued dlers. argued

by Chavez’ handlers. elated to super visors that the alliancee is rrelated supervisors controlling the sheriff ssheriff’s ’s budget,, but controlling real rreason eason Smith S got on the labor the real b political consul tant bandwagon is because consultant VICTOR AJLOUNY, AJLOUNY, also a Republican, VICTOR was running an independent committee Chavezz.. Despite their shar ed opposing Chavez. shared political affiliatio on, , Smith and Ajlouny may affiliation, mortaal enemies going back to as well be mortal A , the Deputy Sheriff’s Sheriff’s past elections.. Also, Association,, the labor gr oup opposing Association, group orting KE VIN JENSEN, JENSEN, iiss Smith and supp supporting KEVIN Ajllouny ffor or the upcoming working with Ajlouny previously heading the election.. Despitee previously Labor Council,, this isn’t isn’t the first South Bay Labor time Chavez hass backed an ideologically ndidate.. In 2010 she incompatible ca candidate. incum mbent District A ttorney endorsed incumbent Attorney DOLORES CARR, CARR R, a GOPer, GOPerr, over Democr atic DOLORES Democratic ccurrent rent DA DA JEFF R OSEN. candidate and cur ROSEN. Perhaps Chavez was concerned that Rosen Perhaps more aggressive a essive in pursuing aggr would be more o . Carr Carr had misconduct by officeholders. dr opped the cas se against ex-Mayor dropped case RON GONZALES GONZALES and had shown little RON interest in openi ing any others. interest opening

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MIGHT M MI GHT W WANT ANT T TO O SIT DO DOWN WN NF FOR OR THIS Droughts will bbecome ecome more common in the fu future, uture, and California’s seen Resevoir. an nd California ’s water supply iss only expected to shrink, as se een here at Almaden R esevoirr.

Year-plus Year-plus e droug drought ght has Californi California ia in a of emergen emergency, drinking s state ncy y,, but a new dr rinking water supply could co ould be on the way w BY B Y ALA ALASTAIR STA AIR BLAND

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llarge pipe hangs overr a marsh at the San Francisco F Fr ancisco Bay’s Bay’s south h e and discharges end g millions of gallons of water m water each ea ach day. day. The endless torrent, torren nt, courtesy co ourtesy of San Jose’s Jose’s sewage sewag ge treatment trreatment plant, cascades down down and mixes mixes quickly into in nto the brackish brackish estuary. estuary.

While discharging treated W wastewater wastewater into rivers, rivers, bayss and an nd the sea is business as usual usual for sewage sewage treatment plants plants everywhere, in a drought drought it could be seen as a colossal co olossal waste. waste.

Less L ess rain ffell eell o over ver e C California aliffo ornia in 201 2013 13 th than han in an any ny prior yyear eear on rrecord. eccor ord d. Thee San Sa an L Luis uis R Reservoir eeservoir o in South C County ountty has ha as b become ecome a shallow p pond. ond. Almade Almaden en

Reservoir R eeservo oir (ab (above) ove) e is a w wasteland, a asteland, and low flows in man many ny riv rivers vers e and d ccoastal oasttal a str streams eams spawning impossible ossible made spa aw wning difficultt or imp this winter ffor o or salmon and an steelhead.

Thirsty municipal water Thirst ty farmers and mun nicipal w aater managers,, mean meanwhile, have been managers nw while, ha h ave b een vying supplies. ffor or the same limited sup o pplies. But the battle water just beginning. bat tttle ffor o or w aater is only ju ust b eginningg.

Future droughts become F uture dr oughts will b ecome increasingly frequent and severe, incr reasingly e fr equent an nd se eveere, according ac cording to climate predictions. predictions e . Officials Officials aree so cconcerned about current ar oncerned ab out the t curr reent shortage many aree now looking shor taage that man ny ar n lo oking ffor o or new sources water, including ne w sour ces of w aaterr, inc cluding the use treated sewage discharge of tr reeated se ewaage discha arrgge ffor—gulp— or or— —ggulp— water. drinking w aater.

“We potentially “W We ccould ould p otentiallly rreuse euse all the city’s wastewater, says Stufflebean, cit ty’ ysw aasteewaaterr,” sa ayys JJohn o Stuffleb ohn ean, director Sunnyvale’s dir ector of Sunn nyyvale’s en eenvironmental nvvironmental services department. ser vices depar tment.

Sunnyvale already has Sunn nyyvale alr eady ha as a ssystem yystem water to rrecycle ecyyccle w aater back to the grid ffor o or landscaping irrigation, theree ar aree landsc caaping and irrigatio on, and ther city’s treated plans to eeventually veentually use the t cit ty’ y s tr eated wastewater drinking—a w aastewaater ffor or o drinking g—a ssystem yystem “direct potable Officials ccalled alled a “dir reect p otable rreuse. eu use.” O fficials

with Sunnyvale Sunn nyyvale and the Sant Santaa Clara V alle a ey Water Watter District (SCV VW WD) ccall all it Valley (SCVWD) “dr oughtt--p prooff.f” “drought-proof.

St Stuffleb ffl bean sa ayys he h eexpects xp x ects t the th cit itty to t Stufflebean says city ha ave a dir ecct p otable rreuse euse ssystem ystem online have direct potable within se ven e yyears. eears. The cit tyy’s eexisting xisting x seven city’s facilit ty, he ssays, ays y , has b een op erating ffor or o facility, been operating dec cades a , and d this would b eat decades, bee “a gr great opp ortunitty” y to “build a dir ect p otable opportunity” direct potable rreuse euse ssystem. yystem m.” R eesidents who rreceive eceivve the Residents p otable w aatter would ha ave to pick up potable water have the ccost ost of the t pr ro ojectt— —an arrangement project—an that must still s b keed out. bee work worked C apablee of tr eating and pr rocessing Capable treating processing mor h thr h ee-ffour o ths h off the h cit ityy’’s moree than three-fourths city’s dischar ge, which w is curr ently ab out discharge, currently about g p er da ay, the facilit ty 10 million gallons per day, facility eexpects xp x ects to handle h ab out 16 million about gallons b 2 The rremainder emainder of the byy 2020. w aater will b or o landsc caaping and water bee used ffor landscaping irrigation. A p erfect e rre-circulating e-circulating cy yccle. perfect cycle.

In San JJose, o ,w ose ater a managers ha ave water have similarly am mbitious plans w ambitious plans.. A brand ne new w aater purifi fication facilit ty is ab out to water purification facility about go online T plant will ccapture apture the online.. The effluent ffl ffrom fr o the om h cit ty’ y s se waage tr eatment city’s sewage treatment plant, which h rreleases eleases ab out 35 billion about aater p er yyear eear into the South gallons of w water per B ay and directs dirrects it back into municipal Bay use eccyyccled w aater will not b use.. The rrecycled water bee drink kaable, but b SCV WD officials sa ay it drinkable, SCVWD say will be be clean n. The additional tr eatment clean. treatment m ke the w aater p otable is just j needed to mak make water potable

ver e w aat that has alr ater eady flown use riv river water already through thee pipes pipes of Chic o. Sacramento through Chico. treats and releases releases e the w aater back into treats water ento Riv veerr. A ffew ew miles the Sacrame Sacramento River. downstream m, much of that water waater is downstream, divver e ted aga ain from from the Delt a. Most of diverted again Delta. es to far rmers—though man ny Ba ay it go goes farmers—though many Bay esiden Area rresidents nts drink it, to o.

Area too. ““As As the ol ld adage sa ays y , ‘‘All All A w aater is old says, water recyyccled w aatter.’ So ’re doing recycled water.

So,, what we we’re really isn ’t anything an nything y new,” Fiedler Fiedler sa ayys. really isn’t new, says.

Mean nw wh hile, desalination plants ar Meanwhile, aree beginning to o dot the C aliffornia o ccoast, oast oast, beginning California ently with almostt 20 facilities curr currently underway. Critics C ar gue that desalinating underway. argue waater ttakes ak kees a huge amount of energy enerrgy water cient. and is ineffic inefficient.

“It doesn’t doesn n’’t mak ke a lot of sense to make aateer run out into the o cean let that w water ocean and then tr tryy and get it back with n,” sa ays y Da ave Smith, general desalination desalination, says Dave manager of WateReuse WateR Reeuse C aliffo ornia, a California, o or ganization backing the Sacramento organization deveelopmen de l ntt off dir di ectt p ottable bl rreuse euse development direct potable systems. He adds that the p otable rreuse euse systems. potable systems now wb eing planned st atewide systems being statewide aap pture b ettw ween half and ttwowow will only ccapture between thirds of thee w aste a waater that curr ently thirds wastewater currently eleased d into ba ayys or the o cean. gets rreleased bays ocean.

Man ny solutions sollutions have haave been been pr oposed, Many proposed, d ffor or o mor re w aater in but the need more water Califfo ornia has h ne eveer b een gr eaterr. Dr California never been greater.

Dryy sp ells and water waater shor tages are are only spells shortages expected to incr ease. expected increase. ““All All the A h climate cli mo d l show dels h that h models w b ’s the snowpack will bee less less,, and that that’s state’s w aaterr supply, supplyy,” Stuffleb ean sa ayys. state’s water Stufflebean says.

T o addr esss the agricultural demand To address een fo or w aater, Go ov. JJerry erry Br own has b for water, Gov. Brown been pr omoting a plan to build a pair of giant promoting waater cconveyance on nveyyance tunnels that would water divver e t Sacram mento River Rivveer w aater south to divert Sacramento water oaq quin V alle a ey. Opp onents of the the San JJoaquin Valley.

Opponents eff ffo ort say saay the th he ssystem yystem threatens threatens to rremove eemo ove effort a fr ater om the riv ver e that the so much w water from river ecco ossystem y m’s salmon s and strip ed bass ecosystem’s striped populationss will all but vanish. The Ba ay populations Bay Delta C onseervation Plan, as the tunnel Delta Conservation project is b e ccalled, eing aalled, also wouldn n’’t project being wouldn’t produce an ny ne ww aaterr. produce any new water.

Da avvid Fr eyyberg, a St taanffo ord pr offeessor David Freyberg, Stanford professor eenvironmental nvvironmental engineering g, of civil and en engineering, saayys the Ba ay Delt ta C onservation Plan says Bay Delta Conservation could suc ceeeed—the ttwin win w tunnels would could succeed—the increase w at ater securit ty ffor o or farms without increase water security om mpromising the health of the seriously ccompromising Delta’s ec olo ogy. He adds that desalination Delta’s ecology. ht be be to o ener gy intensiv ve to plants migh might too energy intensive operate at al ll times operate all times,, but such facilities could be be very veerry useful in times of dr ought. could drought.

“Still, we need to mo ove tow waarrd using move toward more and mor m eclaimed w ater a in urban more moree rreclaimed water arreas e ,” Fr eyyberrg sa ays y .“It will ttake ak ke time ffor or o areas, Freyberg says. people to get et ccomfortable o omffo ortaable with the idea.” people

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another step ar around ound the ccorner. orner. o JJim im i F iedlerr, chief op errating offic ceer Fiedler, operating officer with SCV SCVWD, WD, sa says ayys the A Advanced dvanced Water d Purific caation C enter will pr p oduce ab out Purification Center produce about eight million gallons of cl clean lean w water aater p per er day byy JJune. amounts da ay b une. This amoun nts to just 10 percent sewage plant’s discharge. p errcent of the se waage pla ant’s dischar rgge. oncee the ssystem place, we’ll bee “But onc yystem is in n plac e, we ’ll b Fiedler says. apacittyy, able to eexpand xxpand its ccapacity, y”” F iedler sa ayys. treated sewage water suitable Making tr reeated se ewaagge w aater suit able equiire rreverse ffor or drinking would rrequire o everse e osmosis and ultra ultraviolet light aviolet v li ight filtration.

Fiedler says direct potable F iedler sa ayys a dir ect p ottab able rreuse euse ssystem yystem would also rrequire flawless, equire fla aw wleess, rreal-time eal-time water entering city’s analysis of the w aater ente ering the cit tyy’s pipes ensuree ccontaminated water pip es to ensur ontamin nated w aater doesn’t water do esn n’’t enter the w aater grid. g number cities around A small numb er of cit ties ar ound the world ha have developed direct ect ave de eveeloped d dir potable effort p ottaable rreuse euse ssystems. yystems. An n eff ffo ort is now underway California under way in C aliffo ornia to t draft a set of saf feetty st andards that wou uld allow the safety standards would Depar tment of Public H ealth to rregulate eegulate Department Health and dp ermit it the th op eration ti n off dir di ectt permit operation direct p ottaable rreuse euse facilities potable facilities..

Mean nwhile w , indir reect p otable rreuse euse is Meanwhile, indirect potable ve opti ion ffor or rrecycling o ecyyccling a simpler alternativ alternative option a ccommunity’s ommunit o tyy’s w aater. Th he ssystem ystem do es water.

The does not ccall all ffor o or the eexpensive xxpensivve rreal-time eal-time w aater water qualit ty checks of dir ect p otable rreuse. euse. quality direct potable What it do es rrequire equire is a gr oundw waater does groundwater basin into which tr eated w aastewaater treated wastewater ccan aan b ercolated and sto ored ffor or se o everal e bee p percolated stored several months ose, “ind direct p otable months.. In San JJose, “indirect potable rreuse” euse” ccould ould ld b j a ffew ew yyears eears away. away. bee just “W We ha ave gr oundw waateer basins “We have groundwater her ay tha at giv ve us the heree in the South Ba Bay that give opp ortunitty to use an ind direct p otable opportunity indirect potable rreuse euse ssystem, yystem,” F iedler sa ays y.

Fiedler says.

Sunn nyvale y and San JJose o ha ose ave b oth Sunnyvale have both cconsulted onsulted with officials in n Orange C ountty, wher ate-off-the - -art w aater County, wheree a st state-of-the-art water purific ation facility facilitty w aas built b in 20 08. purification was 2008.

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More than half a centur More centuryy after the thr three ee Century Theater 23—opened Boulevard, domes—21, 22 and 23— —opened on Winchester Boulevar d d, futuree is uncertain. While an eyesore their lease is up and thee futur eyeso ore grey-capped structures inspiree nostalgia ffor or some,, the gr ey-capp ped structur es inspir Preservationists appreciate ffor or others. others. Pr eservationiists who appr eciate the buildings architecture ought ffor or their unique,, rretro-futuristic etro-fu uturistic ar chitecture have ffought designation to garner a historical de esignation ffor or at least one dome.

Signatures aree being co collected through Change.org, before Signatur es ar llected thr ough Change.or g, and thee petition goes bef ore the San Jose City Council in April.. But the theaters will close att the end of this month.

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WINNING? Paul P Fong has some explaining g to do after carrying

debt the a $100,000 de ebt during his entire time in th he State Assembly.

‘Win Bonus B Bonus’’ Buries Fong in Debt Last L ast month h Met Metro tro rreported eeported that st state tate a A ssemblyman s nP aul F ong (D -San S JJose) ose) Assemblyman Paul Fong (D-San owes a Sacram Sacramento mento lobb lobbyist byyist $10 $100,000.

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Appar ently the he debt to Richie R o oss—a Apparently th Ross—a 2008 20 08 ccampaign aampaiggn cconsultant—has onsultantt— —has b been een ap oint of ccontention onttention sinc o oming into point sincee ccoming officee ffor offic or F o Fong, ongg, who who’s o’s now running ffor o or a seat on the San n JJose ose Cit ty C ouncil.

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Eric Erica ca Walte Walters, ers, a par partner tner ffor or San o Francisco-baseed cconsultancy onsultancy firm Francisco-based Terris, T eerris, Barnes & Walters Walters,, wr wrote ote in an on ng’s debt is the rresult eesult of email that F Fong’s onus”” ffollowing a “win b bonus” ollowing o the suc successful cessful e 20 08 A sssemblly rac ce. “The amount 2008 Assembly race. outst outstanding anding is in dispute dispute,, but the they ey ar aree working it out out, t,” she added.

F ong and R oss o ha ave b oth ignor ed Fong Ross have both ignored interview inter vieew rrequests. equ uests. But o over ver e a fiv five-year ve-yeear p eriod F ong vvoted o in fa oted avor o of all 35 bills period Fong favor that R Ross oss lobb o lobbied bied on b before effo ore going to the A ssembly s flo o . Walters insisted that or Assembly floor.

Fong F ong “v “votes vo otes ba based ased on the vie views ew ws of his district and hiss cconscience o onscience eevery ver e y time time..”

R Ross oss o has a track t rrecord ecord of ttacking aacking on lump -sum bills billls at the end of successful succcessful lump-sum ccampaigns aampaigns wh while hile char charging ging losers far moree mo mor modest dest ffees. eees. In 20 2008, 08,, R Ross oss work o worked keed on at least se seven ven e A Assembly sssembly ccampaigns, ampaigns a , with ttwo wo winn w winners ners owing lar large rgge sums— Fong F ong and Mar Marty rty Blo Block. ck.

Blo Block’s ck’s last ccampaign ampaign filing ffor or 20 o 2008 08 noted a $115,0 $115,000 00 unpaid bill to Richar Richard rd Ross R oss o ffor or o “p “political oliti ticcaal advic advicee & strateg strategy. gy.”

With W iith only $36 $36,445 6,445 on hand, Blo Block ck sp spent ent the first six months of 20 2009 09

ra raising aising mone money ey to pa pay ay off the debt debt— t— m mostly fr om R o oss’ lobb byist y clients he from Ross’ lobbyist clients.. Th The D Demo Democratic cratic St State ate C Central entral C Committee ommitttteee of C A also thr ew him $50,0 00.

CA threw $50,000.

F For or whate whatever veer rreason, eason, F Fong ong chose n ot to raise funds to pa ay down his own o not pay de debt. ebt. By k keeping eeeping the ttab ab op open-ended, en-ended d, ho oweeveer, ethic caal questions ha ave b een n however, ethical have been ra raised aised ab about out whether this cconstitutes onstitutees a lo obb byist y ha aving v undue influenc ce o veer lobbyist having influence over an n elected official, as well as whethe whether er th he eexpenditure xp x enditurre should b the bee rreclassified eclassifieed as an n in-kind ccontribution ontribution of $10 $100K. 0K. The Th A sssembly's C ommittttee on Electionss Assembly's Committee an and nd R Redistricting eedistricting is unlik unlikely keely to ttake aak ke up th the he issue issue,, as F Fong ong ser serves vees as ccommittee ommitttteee ch hairr. But the Fair P olitical Practic es chair.

Political Practices C Commission ommission (FPPC) ma may ay cconsider onsider steps o ssteps..

“W We ttake aak ke the ccontribution ontribution limits “We se seriously eriously and we will ttake aak ke a close lo look o at ok an ny at tttempts to get ar ound it, includ ding any attempts around including iff p people eople ar are re purp purposely osely ccarrying arrying deb debt bt hat the ey ha ave no intention of pa ayyin ng,” th that they have paying, sa said aid Gar Garyy W Winuk, iinuk, the FPPC FPPC’s ’s chief en nffor o cement offic ceerr. enforcement officer.

The FPPC might also w want aant to lo look ok k att F Fong’s ong’s ffence-straddling. eence-sstraddlingg. L Last ast yyear eear he h b bought o ought a home in San JJose ose so he ccould ou o uld b bee within District 1 b boundaries oundaries to run n ffor o or a ccouncil ouncil o seat. But ccampaign ampaign a disclosu disclosure ure fforms o orms filed a da day ay apar apartt in JJanuary anuary sho show ow th that hat he listed Sunn Sunnyvale nyyvale as his plac place ce of o rresidence e esidenc ce ffor or an A o Assembly ssembly s offic officeholder ceehold der ac account, ccount, while San JJose ose w was as a home ffor or or his ccouncil o ouncil ccampaign.— ampaign. a —J Josh oosh K Koehn oehn

Billionairee Billionair N ettfl flix CEO Netflix and R ock keetship Rocketship Educ ation Education in nveestor R eeed investor Reed Hastings sa ayys says he's figur ed out figured the pr oblem problem with public educ ation: education: Reed Hastings D Demo craticcaally Democratically ol b oards. Go G overning e b odies elected scho school boards.

Governing bodies hifting leadership with term limits and sh shifting are the pr oblem, he sa ays ys, and the ey are problem, says, they nd rreplaced eplaced with should b bee phased out an and orporations. privately held ccorporations.

“Now if we go to thee general public “Now ay, 'Her e's an ar rgument wh hy and we sa say, 'Here's argument why yo ou should get rid of sch hool b oards,' of you school boards,' course no one's going to o go ffor or o that,” course aliffo orn nia Char ter Hastings told a C California Charter

Scho Schools ols A Association ss ssociation cconference. onffer o e ence. “Scho “School ol b oards have haave b een an ic onic par boards been iconic partt of Americ ca for for o 20 0 yyears. eears.”

America 200 L ocal ant ti-charter scho ol activists Local anti-charter school rresponded esponded b aying y that scho ol b oards byy sa saying school boards ar "icconic" o "b ecause the eyy're a ffoundation o oundation aree "iconic" because they're cal a go oveernment, le evying v ttaxes aaxes and of lo local government, levying rreflecting eflecting ccommunity o ommunit ty values values..

Hastingss sits on Rocketship's Rock ketship's e national advisor ry b o rd and has p oar oured millions advisory board poured of dollars in nto the char ter chain. He into charter also donated donateed $50K to a p olitical action political ccommittee ommittttee that back ked e pr o-charter backed pro-charter ccounty ountty edu ucation trustees education trustees.. ““Aristocracy A Aristo crracy and oligar ch hy have haave b een oligarchy been tried plenty plentty of times ettt Bymaster r, times,,” Br Brett Bymaster, of StopR Rock ckeetship.com, editorialized StopRocketship.com, online ur predecessors predecessors got on a b oat online.. “Ou “Our boat to esc cap a e th hem. W aant our escape them.

Wee don't w want pr ogen ny to ha ave to do the same progeny have same..”

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Headline a Little Too Tooo Cute Cute Late L ate last yyear ear e the San nJ Jose oose Mer Mercury rcur c ry News launched a p News political olitiical blo blogg ccalled alled “Internal Affairs Affairs..” The website w is named after the weeklyy print ffeature eatur e e that runs eevery veery Sunda Sunday, ay, and it bills itself as an “off “offbeat beat lo look o at st ok state ate and local lo cal p politics. olitics.” The fr frequency equ uency of p posts osts has been been herky-jerky, herk ky-jjerk ky, b but ut that isn isn’t n’’t the only asp aspect ect of the gossip g site that that’s ’s missed a b beat. eat.

Ap post ost last week b byy rreporter eporter Trac Tracey ey Kaplan br broke ok ke the stor storyy of Ralph Sivilla Sivilla’s a’s late withdra withdrawal awaal fr from om a judge judge’s ’s rac race ce wh against Stuar Stuartt Sc Scott, ottt, t which hich ga gave ave Sc Scott ottt an unc uncontested contested o victor victoryy at the filing deadline.. The stor deadline storyy w was aas ttame aame aside fr from rom o the o odd dd headline headline,, “Whi “Which ich one of these cute dudes now go goes es b byy ‘J ‘Judge’?” udge’?”

Metro Metr ro ccalled aalled up Kapl Kaplan lan to ask ab about out the stor story, y, and she admit admitted ttted the headline was w as a a mist mistake ak ke in judgm judgment ment after a long

da day ay of rreporting. epor o tingg.

“It “It’s t’s a se sexist exist x t jok joke ke that in n hindsight I later rregretted, egretttted,” she s said.

The stor story’s ys y’ headline no now ow has asterisk asterisks ks in Stuart Scott plac place ce of “cu “cute, ute,” along with this wonder wonderful ful up update: date: “Thank yyou, ou, JJosh o osh K Koehn oehn at th the he Met Metro, tro, ffor or p o pointing ointing out m myy se sexist exist x mist m mistake. ak ke. It w was aas doubly bad b because eccause a Iw was as a a women women’s n’s studies major who gr grew rew up u in the 19 1960s 60s and 70s 70s,, fighting ffor orr women o women’s n’s rights rights..”

If only ffor o or a moment, Mar March ch 11, 2014 will b bee hen henceforth nceffor o th known as the da day ay the Mer Mercc an and nd Met Metro tro found fo ound common co ommon ground.— ground.— Josh Josh o Koehn Koehn

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’Tag’ Team Effort TOWERING T OWERING TAGS TA AGS The San Jose Institute of Contemporary Art features W Wendy endy M Maruyama’s aruyama’s ‘The T Tag ag a P Project,’ roje ect,’ sculptures created from American detainees. m 120,000 tags that are replicas off those worn by Japanese Amer rican internment camp detaine es.

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DENTIF DENTIFICATION FICA AT TION T TAGS AGS tend to hang g when they're attached attache d to human beings. beings.

A piece of string runs through an n eyelet, so that a piece of paper pap per stamped with a number can c simply hang off the person's person's clothing, limbs, limbs, luggage or whatever it's tied to. w to.

One usuallyy sees such ttags ags at attached ttached tto dead d d ccorpses orpsees in i mor gues. Howe H ver, morgues.

However, in the ccase ase of 120,0 00 Americ an 120,000 American citizens and rresident e esident aliens of JJapanese apanese anc estry who wer orced to liv o ancestry weree fforced livee in internment ccamps a amps after Pr esident President Franklin D Rooseveelt signed Executiv D.. Roosevelt Executivee Or der 9 066,, they t ey were the were forced fo orced to Order 9066, wear identific cation ttags. ags. Ther as identification Theree w was

occasionally a “family numb occasionally number” er” o identif fy the entir ey to identify entiree unit,, so the they w wouldn't b ecome separated when become fforced o ced to rrelocate. or elocate.

N ow w, ar tist W eendy Maruyama has h Now, artist Wendy ga athered 120,0 00 rreplicas eplicas of those gathered 120,000 ttags a the det ags ainees wor e, rreplete eplete wit th detainees wore, with th he p erson's name on each ttag, ag, and d the person's as ssembled them with the utmost assembled gr race into 10 sculptur es which han ng grace sculptures hang su uspended fr om the cceiling eiling at the suspended from Sa an JJose ose Institute of C ontemporarry San Contemporary A Ar t. A on as I w aalked into The T aag Art. Ass so soon walked Tag P Pr rooject, the wor d “hang”” came came to mind, m Project, word with multiple with lti le la llayers ayers e of meaning e i g. In In meaning. th hat sense oetry at that sense,, the show is dark p poetry it ts finest. The susp ended sculptur es its suspended sculptures rresemble e esemble Christmas tr ees when stil ll trees still b undled,, wrapp ed up and skinn ny. The T bundled, wrapped skinny. o nly ccomponents omponents missing erhapss, ar only missing,, p perhaps, aree sh hin ny ornaments of FDR's fac op shiny facee ato atop ea ach of the tr ees. each trees.

j had h d to hang h aaround ar ound d and d I just grimace at the auras off hatr ed,, race race grimace hatred, prejudice and xenophobia xenopho obia firsthand, prejudice because, hanging on the th he surr ounding because, surrounding walls, as part part of The T aagg Pr oject, one walls, Tag Project, finds se several text paying veral te xt panels panells pa ayying homage to specific humans specific hum mans who were the were incarcerated incarcerated in th he internment camps. bring camps. The stories brin ng to light a variety variety of eexperiences xperiences e related related to forced fo orced relocation, relocation,, detention deten ntion and the harrowing postwar harrowing p ostwaar journey jou urney back to a paranoid American American society s ciety that so often did not w want people. ant these theese p eople. At At each panel,, viewers viewers ccan an n ccall all a number number on their cell an cell phones and nd listen to corresponding interviews corresponding stories and a inter views of the individuals p portrayed, ortra t ayed, e , many man ny of whom have haave local local ties. ties. journeyy do does begin But the journe e not b es egin or end with the San JJose o Institute of ose Contemporary Contemporary Art. Art. Two Two w other vvenues, enues, both both in JJapantown, apantown,, will wiill also present present exhibits exhibits in cconjunction. onjunction n. In the first case, case, the Japanese Japanese American Ameerican Museum of San Jose Jose presents presents itss own eexhibit, xhibit, Executive Executiv ve Order Orrdder 9066: Memories M and Artifacts. nitty Artiffaacts. To To show the nit n tty gritty grittty of what life liffe was waas like lik ke inside insid de the ccamps, amps, the museum has created new createed a ne w display displaay

photographs artifacts with photo ographs and ar tifacts which have been acquired ha ave eitherr b een rrecently ecently ac quired or otherwise previously other wise not n pr eviously displayed displaayeed partt of the permanent as par t museum's p ermanent eexhibits xhibits on n the fforced o orced rremoval, emoval, incarceration inc arceration and rresettlement. esettttlement.

We beginning-to-end We see a b eginning-to-end timeline was likee for of what it w as lik fo or detainees detainees who weree fforced wer orced o d to travel traavel to the ccamps amps identification wearing id dentification ttags, ags, then live live in the ccamps, am mps, and then finally depart depart oncee the theyy wer weree allowed to lea leave.

Many onc w ave. Man ny photos scenarios guard of the phot tos depict sc enarios of guar d towers,, bat bathrooms, potato sheds,, towers throoms, p otato sheds schools assembly ccenters enters and scho ols inside detention the detenti ion ccenters. enters. One photo, photo, ffor or o instance, shows entiree scho schoolroom inst ance, sh hows an entir olroom of JJapanese apanesee yyouth, o outh,, inside the ccamps, amps, graduation, during gra aduation,, replete replete with tassels tassels and other adornment aadornment—all t—all — of which was never byy Americ American w as ne ver rrecognized ecognized b an society outside so cietty out tside the ccamps. amps.

We artifacts We also o see ar tifacts created created inside wood th ccamps, the amps, including i l di wo od sculptures, sculptur l t es, pieces artt and ccanes anes and other o piec es of ar jewelry.

Diagrams, je welry. Di iagrams, land maps and similar paperwork gracee the other simil lar pap erwork also grac walls.

There's shakuhachi w alls. Ther re's eeven ven e a shak uhachi (flute) sitting sit tting t on top t of JJapanese apanese sheet music someone that someo one inside the ccamps amps ccopied opied byy hand,, pl plus b lus an eagle's head someone tools. ccarved arved e with h his own to ols. All in all, look one gets a ghoulish inside lo ok into an never ead eexperience xperience that I ccertainly ertainly ne ver rread about school textbooks. ab out in sc chool te xtbooks. down street, Artt Right do own the str eet, the Ar Gallery next Zen Object Ga llery sits ne xt to a Z en meditation facilityy and acr across from medit ation n facilit oss fr om a ukulele shop—immediately uk ulele sh hop —immediately making it more interesting more int teresting than almost all byy of what's in i the downtown ccore, ore, b digress.

Att the ccomparison. ompariso on. But I digr ess. A gallery, Maruyama galler y, Ma aruyama will eexhibit xhibit a wall-mounted series of w all-mounted ccabinets abinets and sculptures sculptur ess enshrining elements of internment life. pieces internmen nt ccamp amp lif fe. The piec es transfers integrate photo p transf fers e along with barbed wire, materials such s as barb ed wir e, ttar ar paper objects.. F For pap er and d domestic objects or Friday the rreception eceptiion this Frida ay eevening, vening, attendees bee able to hop on at tttendees will b shuttles from ICA shut tles to o get fr om the IC A to the ttwo wo vvenues enuees in JJapantown, apantown, and back journey. again. What Wh hat a journe y. I suggest yyou ou around. hang ar ou und.

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t’s standing-roomt’s standing-roo omKaiser only at the K aiiser Permanente P ermanente Arena, Arrena, and the atmosphere atmospherre inside is decidedly high-v high-voltage. voltage.

The hometown Santa Sa anta Cruz Warriors Warriors are taking takin ng it to the visiting Reno Bighorns Bigh horns in an NBA-Developmentt League League battle, up by 15 points po oints in the final minutes of the th he third period.

The “D “D-League,” -League,” as it it’s t’s p popularly opularly rreferred effeerred to to,, has quicklyy b become ecome the

best bang-for-your-buck bang-ffor o -your-buck ticket ticket in best proffeessionaal Ba ay Ar ea bask etball. professional Bay Area basketball.

Wiith admission admiission pric es st arting as With prices starting $16— —there’s rreally eally not a bad low as $16—there’s —and with hot seat in the house house—and dogs and drinks drinks in the single - digit dogs single-digit range, many man ny South Ba ay fans ar range, Bay aree startingg to mak starting makee the driv drivee to Sant Santaa o or their th heir pr offessional e ho ops fix.

Cruz ffor professional hoops Several tim mes this season as man Several times manyy as three players plaayers e fr om the NB A Golden three from NBA State Warriors Warrriors ha ave suited up in a State have or Sa o anta Cruz (league rules game ffor Santa or sh o hort-term “assignments”), allow ffor short-term etball br ew in Sur making thee bask basketball brew Surff

City something akin to NBA NBA Li ite.

City Lite.

To onight, the 2,556 manic fan ns Tonight, fans packed inside the ar ena ha ave th heir packed arena have their eyes on the Warriors’’ daz zling back b eyes dazzling back-oint guar d, Kiwi Gar dner. The T up p point guard, Gardner. compact and kinetic Gardner, Gardner, who w compact was born born in Oakland and pla ayed e was played plenty of summer p -ball and sem mi-pr po plenty summer-ball semi-pro around Silic on V aalley, ha as games around Silicon Valley, has swiftly b ecome a cr owd fa avoritee, his swiftly become crowd favorite, boundless ener gy b oth ccaptivating aptivatting boundless energy both ontagious as he slic es and dar ts and ccontagious slices darts way across across the ccourt. ourt. his way Wiith his mid-length mid-length dr eadlocks With dreadlocks ouncing to an upte empo seemingly b bouncing uptempo

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improvisational jaz improvisational jazzz riff riff—think ff— —think Miles Da Davis avvis blowingg “Se “Seven ven Steps to Heaven” Hea aven” on the har hardwoods—Kiwi dwoods—Kiwi doesn’t do esn’t just run and d jump: he sails, he so soars! arrs!

Att only 5’7”” and bar A b barely ely out of high scho school, ol,, Gar Gardner dner is alr aalready eady something of an urban legend g in the Ba Bay ay Ar Area. ea.

Highlight videos of his p performances erfo ormances edited to hip hip-hop -hop music m ha have ave garnered garner ed mor moree than n se seven ven million views vie ws on the p popular opulaar Y YouTube ouTube o channel, “Y “Yay Yay Ar Area’s ea’s F Finest,” inest,”” developed de veloped b byy San JJose’s o ’s Tra ose Travis avvis Farris Farris,,

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a pr product oduct of Sant Santaa T Teresa eerresa High School Scho ol (wher (wheree he pla played ayed bask basketball) etball) and San JJose ose St State ate U University n ersity (wher niv (wheree majored marketing). he major ed in mark etting).

Gardner’s internet Indeed,, Gar dner’s in nternet popularity, global p opularity, now of glo obal proportions, largely pr oportions, is due lar rgely to the growth YouTube ccorresponding orresponding gr owth h of Y ouT o ube mixtape basketball and Farris’ mixt ape ba asketball videos,, which he b began posting videos egaan p osting on video-sharing th video the id -sharing h i website, web b it , eeven bsite ven before was purchased byy Go Google, b effo ore it w as pur chaseed b ogle, 2006.

Farris,, then in in 20 06. Farris i his early 20s and working out of o his San JJose ose apartment employed byy Bed apar tment while emp ployed b Beyond, Bath & Be yond,, put in n thousands around greater of miles driving ar oun nd the gr eater Bay Area, looking school Ba ay Ar ea,, lo oking ffor or high scho o ol basketball around bask etball ttalent alent ar ou und which to innovative channel, from build his inno vative ch hannel, fr om partt which he ccollects ollects ad rrevenue evenue as par YouTube’s Partner Program. off Y ouT o Tub be’s P artner Pr P ogram. was looking was What he w as lo okin ng ffor or w o as speed, charisma and sp eed, and a when the 16-year-old Gardner he found found o 16-year- old o Gar dner spectacular moves from making sp ectacular mo m ves fr om Santaa Clara V Valley Stockton, the Sant aalley to Sto ckton, knew he kne w he had met his h match. game,, Gar Gardner In one game dnerr eexecuted xecuted a spectacular dunk—left-handed—and sp ectacular dunk —left ft-handed—and Yay Area’s Y ay Ar eaa’s clip of the slam s went garnering over absolutely viral,, garne ering o ver ttwo wo hits.. million illi hits hi “Everything does “Ev erything Kiwi do oes is entertaining,” says Farris, enter taining,” sa ays y Far rris, who has YouTube audiencee to built up his Y o ouTube audienc views. nearly 50 million vie w . “This is ws about entertainment. ab out enter tainment. When he popularity made his first dunk, his h p opularity took off. was unbelievable. just to ok off ff. It w as un nbelievable.

He’s phenom.”

He ’s an Internet phen nom.”

Kiwi Time Only 20 yyears ears old, the t eff effervescent ffeervescent Gardner also has his own Gardner o Internet TV show show, w, “The Truth,”” while National Public Radio o is ffollowing o ollowing him this season with rregular egular rreports eports on his pr progress. ogress. The kid k alr already eady has an identifiable bra brand, and, if not necessarily nec essarily a mark marketable etab ble pr product. oduct.

In the Inf Information fo ormation A Age g and inst ge instant ant ccelebrity, elebrity, h hype ype someti sometimes imes pr precedes ecedes substance. subst ance. Millions off Y YouTube o ouTube hits hits,, as an anyone yone in the NB NBA A will tell yyou, ou, do not a pr professional offeessional bask b basketball etball ccareer areer mak make. e.

That said, wher wherever everr he pla plays, ays y , Kiwi ccaptures aptures the imaginat imagination tion of those ar around ound him,, graduallyy inching his

way from from an Internet fant asy tow ard way fantasy toward off ff--linee dr eam. And he ccontinues ontinues his off-line dream. l of at tention. to garner lots attention.

“He’s the th he mo dern- daay R ock ky “He’s modern-day Rocky [Balboa],”” says saayys Golden State’s State’s [Balboa],” vice president presid dent of ne w franchise vice new developmeent, Jim Jim W eyermann. development, Weyermann.

“Kiwi’s thee classic under dog. He ’s “Kiwi’s underdog.

He’s symbol, an ic on. He rrepresents epresents a symbol, icon. dream ms of eeveryday verydaay p eople the dreams people i i tto o something thi gr eater t than th aspiring greater themselves e . The themselves.

Theyy ar aree affirmed b byy his very presence preseence on the ccourt.” ourt.” very

The Bighorns g try y to t slow l dow wn the th d down p e to a pace mor re human h more rhyt ythm. rhythm.

Kiw wii p pushes Ki Kiwi b back k, k sinking i ki back, a re verse reverse layu up p while layup seem mingly i gly seemingly chan h nging gi g changing di dire ection ti in direction mid d-airr. mid-air.

With W iith th the he Warriors holding a comffor comfortable o tab ble lead and their off offense ffeense running u go on n aall cy cylinders cylinders, de s, Ga Gar Gardner dner d e iss a whirling der d dervish vish of affirmation. He is doing eeverything verrything right right—driving — driving the game deep p into the paint, pushing the Bighor Bighorns rns on their heels heels,, b bolting olting past def defenders feen nders in a blur blur,, then passing the ball to o his ttalented alented teammates as the theyy ma make ake assault after assault to the ho hoop. op.

The Bigh Bighorns horns tr tryy to slow down the pac pacee to o a mor moree human rh rhythm. hyythm.

Kiwi push pushes es back, sinking a rreverse everse layup la ayyup whil while le seemingly changing direction dir ection in i mid-air mid-air..

Ass the fans A fa go wild, Kiwi rac races es down the ccourt ourt to his ne newfound wffound o mentor—Casey mentor — Casey Hill,, the Warriors’ superb sup erb hea head ad ccoach—and oach—and in a scene sc ene strai straight ight out of Hollywo Hollywood, od,

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Will W ill to to W Win in A ffew ew weeks after th the he game game,, I at tend a morning work kout session attend workout with the Warriors and d rremind emind b both oth Kiwi and Hill of the sp special pecial sequenc sequencee and d the h hand h d slaps slaps, l , and d the h br b broad oad d smiles rreturn eturn to each of o their fac faces. es.

“That w was as our ours,” rs,” Kiwi emphasizes eemphasizes..

“We We did that. that.”” N Note ote th thee emphasis on the plural.

Gardner Gar dner has embrac embraced ced C Coach oach Hill’ss leadership with a pr Hill’ profound offo ound enthusiasm. In man many ny ways, wayys, the ccoach’s oach’s guidance guidance of hiss pupil has been b een a lif lifeline feeline ffor or o Gar Gardner, d , whose dner fledgling bask basketball etball ccareer arreer had nearly run out of rrope. ope. “That “That’s ’s m myy guy guy,” y,” Gardner Gar dner says saays y of Hill. “T “The The supp support ort was w as ther theree fr from om Da Day ay On One. ne. Fr From om before b effo ore he eeven ven kne knew w me m me,, he he’s ’s giv given en his all. He rreally eally gets in inside nside m myy head.

He’s He ’s enc encouraged ouraged me to o do b better. etter. He was w as b born orn to ccoach.” oach.””

I ask Hill, a dec decade ade older o than Gardner, Gar dner, about about Kiwi’ Kiwi’ss unbridled enthusiasm, and he sm smiles. miles. “I’m fine with it,”” Hill sa says. ayys. “He “He’s ’s a team pla player. ayer.

He has a will to win. Go G Good od instincts instincts..

He’s He ’s raw, raaw, but vvery ery ccoachable. oacchable. He listens.. He listens He’s ’s a sp sponge. onge. He H He’s ’s soaking it all in. I’v I’vee seen a lot off impr improvement. ovement.

That’s That ’s the rreason eason he he’s ’s still s on the team.”” team.

Gardner Gar dner is not only the yyoungest oungest player pla ayer on the Warriors Warriors, s, he he’s ’s also the yyoungest oungest player plaayer in the entir entiree league league,, and Hill rrealizes ealizes that he h he’s ’s in a sp special ecial position p osition with his yyouthful outh hful pr protégée. otégée.

“I ccan’t an’t pr pretend etend to kno know ow wher wheree he he’s ’s ccome ome fr from,” om,”” sa says ayys Hill philosophic p philosophically, allyy, acknowledging Gar Gardner’s dneer’s lessthan-idyllic back background. groun nd. “But I do understand underst and wher wheree he he’s ’s tr trying ying to go go.” .”

Keyondrei K eyondrei “Kiwi” Ga Gardner ardner has ccome ome a long w way ay this yyear ear fr from om

ough str sstreets eets of East Oakland, the rrough where he earned e his ho op strip es where hoop stripes pla ayying on scho olyards and in moldy playing schoolyards gymnasium ms along the 8 80 ccorridor. orridor. gymnasiums 880 Gardner essentially esssentially got burned Gardner fo ou ur-year scholarship to out of a four-year Providence C ollege in the Big East Providence College Conffeerence—a bit mor Conference—a moree on that later—so that th hat his tenure tenure with the later—so D -League Warriors W is amounting to D-League hi ccollegiate ollegia ll iate t ccareer. areer. his As anyone an nyon ne yyou ou ttalk alk to with the As w tell yyou, ou,, Gar dner Warriors will Gardner seems to b bee making the most of it. you rrealize ealize how long of o dds “Do you odds eat?” W eyermann sa ayys. “He he b beat?”

Weyermann says. walks off th he str eet without an walks the street anyy college eexperience, xperience, and he mak es the college makes team. It’s It’s unheard un nheard of f.” team. of.” scrratching his w ay onto the After scratching way laast N ovember, Gar dner Warriors last November, Gardner h made d tr ttremendous emendous d headw h d ay. In I has headway.

December, he had a game ffor o or the December, ages, scoring scorin ng an unhear d of 23 p oints ages, unheard points littlee mor with a little moree than nine minutes plaay in the t ffourth o ourth quar ter, while to play quarter, omeleading thee Warriors to a ccomefrom-behin nd victor from-behind victoryy against the Bakersfield d JJam. am.

Bakersfield Wiith thee Warriors down b With byy 17 points, Gar rdner simply to ok o ver points, Gardner took over game. He H dr ove, he hit fr om the game. drove, from h outside ide, he h di dished h d off ff ff,, he h d dr ove the outside, off, drove more, then drained a thr eesome more, threepointer with witth a minute left to put the pointer ah head ffor o or go od.

Warriors ahead good. erformanc o e in Bak ersfield His p performance Bakersfield was statistically statistically off ff--the- charts. If was off-the-charts. you project projectt his 23-p oint sc oring you 23-point scoring perfo orman nce o ver the ccourse ourse of an performance over entire 48-minute 48-m minute game entire game,, he would haave been been on o pac ore an have pacee to sc score unimaginaable 120 p oints. unimaginable points.

Weyermann w as at the game Weyermann was game.. as onee of those rar “It w was raree moments eone ac complishes when some someone accomplishes eyond the something well b beyond ordinary,” he h said, “wher ordinary,” “wheree the theyy excelled beyond beyond their ccapabilities. apabilities. excelled challen nge is to est ablish a The challenge establish consistencyy in their p erfo ormance.” consistency performance.” dner’s And thatt is indeed Gar Gardner’s challenge. His H game has also b een challenge. been imes, par ticularly as he ’s erratic at ti times, particularly he’s been fforced o orced d to sit on the b ench ffor o or been bench stretch hes of the season. W iith long stretches With several Golden Gollden St ate Warriors several State plaayying in Sant S playing Santaa Cruz to get their plaayin y ng time (earlier this yyear, ear, own playing guards Kent Ken nt Bazemor guards Bazemoree and MarShon

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encourages Hill to eextend encourages xteend b both oth his hands ffor o or an emphaticc ccelebration elebration slap.. The 30-year-old slap 30-year- old Hill, H who usually wears a seriouss demeanor on floor, breaks broad smile.. the flo or, br eaks into a br oad smile bench, Kiwi’ss te teammates On the b ench, Kiwi’ eammates do same.. the same scene magical, The sc ene is magic all, ccaptivating. aptivating. entiree house is che cheering, smiling,, The entir eering, smiling people joy, p eople turning to each h other in jo y, fives” with other. sharing h i “high “hi h fiv fi es”” wit itth each h other th . new momentarily settled A ne w era has momen ntarily set tttled Santaa Cruz Wa Warriors.

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EYE E Y E ON ON T THE HE B BALL A LL Kiwi Gardner watches the gam game me from the sidelines Warriors practice during a W arriors pr ractice session.

Brooks Ognjen Kuzmic Br ooks and ccenter enter Og gnjen K uzmic played Surff Cit City), all pla ayed in Sur y Kiwi has y), been further b een pushed fur ther down d the bench. b ench.

“It’s sometimes stay “It ’s a challenge som metimes to st ay upbeat,” says. never upb eat,”” he sa ayys. “But I ne ver fforget or o get bee her here.

Not how ffortunate ortunate I am to o ob e. N ot eever.” ver.””

Prep P rep Time There’s Ther e’s b been een a lot writ w written ttten ab about out Gardner on the Intern Gardner Internet, net,, not all of it ac accurate. curate. Born in 19 1993 993 in Oakland, Gardner Gar dner w was as raised b byy his mother and his eextended xtended fami family ily in the working-class workingclass neighb neighborhood o orho od east of Maxwell P Park, ark, just up the hill streets Fruitvale ffrom fr om the h meaner str eeets off Fruit F i vale l Boulevard. and International Bou ulevard. grandfather, Luvell His maternal grandfat ther, L uvell Gardner, attends Gar dner, at tttends mostt of his games Santaa Cruz. in Sant “From was “Fr om the time I w as ffour our o yyears ears says, “basketball always old,”” Kiwi sa ays y , “bask ettball has alw ayys been myy game game.” b een m .”

etball Oakland d has a gr eat bask great basketball legacyy— —NB BA Hall of Famer Bill legacy—NBA R ussell u wen nt to McClymonds High Russell went Scho ol—w while in rrecent ecent yyears, eears, players plaayeers School—while lik ason Kidd, K , Gar Payton, y , JJ.R. .R. Rider likee JJason Garyy Payton, and Anton nio Gr een ha ave sprung fr om Antonio Green have from the pla ayygrounds o Baay to playgrounds of the East Bay mak ke their th ir mark k in i the th NB A A. make NBA. Then th here ar there aree the legendar legendaryy str eetballeers fr om Oakland who streetballers from ne ver mad de it to the pr os, guys lik never made pros, likee Demetriuss “Ho ok”” Mitchell (known “Hook” as Waliy Ab A dur Rahim sinc Abdur sincee his cconversion onversion n to Islam),, the subject of an aaward-winning warrd-winning do cumentary documentary film, Ho oked e , whose dunking game Hooked, w as legend dary but whose NB A was legendary NBA dr eams we ere destr oyed b dreams were destroyed byy drugs and i l cri ime i . crime. violent Kiwi’ amily didn ’t w ant him to Kiwi’ss fa family didn’t want get ccaught aughtt up in the same dynamics that ruine d the liv es of man ruined lives manyy yyoung oung men n gr owing up in Oakland growing neighb orh hoods. The neighborhoods.

Theyy sent him down to San L eaandro to at tend middle Leandro attend scho ol,, the en out to the San JJoaquin oaquin school, then

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Valley V aalley to at attend tend Mante Manteca eca High.

Gar dner admits thatt he arriv ed in Gardner arrived Mantecaa with a bit of an attitude, Mantec a at tttitude, edge,, ma maybe an edge ayybe eeven ven a chip on his shoulder,, ccertainly with shoulder ertainly wit th something to pr prove.

“Pride,” says. probably ove. “Pride ,” he sa ays y . “I pr obably had to o much pride .” too pride.”

H w He as all ll off 5’4”” an nd d weighed i h d was and 12 ounds soaking we et. But he 1255 p pounds wet. ffought ought his w o ay onto th he varsit way the varsityy as a fr eshman (he briefly quit o ver freshman over the assignment of a lo c er) and ck locker) de veloped into one of N orthern developed Northern C aliffo ornia’’s pr emier pr rep pla ayers.

California’s premier prep players.

He w as named all-leag gue as a was all-league sophomor as MVP M of the sophomoree and w was V aalley Oak L eague his junior season, Valley League leading his team into the t sectional pla layoffs ff b oth h yyears. ears. playoffs both But not eeveryone veryone in n the V aalley Valley Oak L eague w as a fan of o Kiwi’ s.

League was Kiwi’s.

Some ccoaches oaches thoughtt he w as to o was too ccocky ocky and to o much o too off a hot head.

He w as suspended suspended ffor or fiv o was fivee league games ffor o or making “uni intentional” “unintentional” ccontact ontact with a rreferee effer e ee ffollowing o ollowing the

receipt of a technic receipt technical al ffoul. o oul. “He “He’s ’s the player most ttalented alentted pla ayer I eever ver ccoached,” oached,”” says sa ays y his hig high gh scho school ol skipp skipper er Da David avvid Asuncion. was as also A suncion. “By “ far. far. But he w the most ch challenging.” hallenging.” A Asuncion suncion memory: “Let’s chuckled att the memor y: “L et’s just say sa ay that the there ere wer weree asp aspects ects of his attitude that weree tough to ccontain.” at titude th at wer ontain.” senior Gardner was By his se nior yyear, ear, Gar dner w as move.

Ass a rready eady ffor or yyet o e another mo et ve. A way getting better w ay off get tting tti him hi b ettter t eexposed xposed d scouts to nationall ccollegiate ollegiate sc outs (and getting from get ttting him m aaway way fr om some of the controversies weree haunting controversiies that wer him in Manteca), Man nteca), he sswitched witched to Westwind Preparatory Academy, Weestwind Pr P eparatory A cademyy,, a public ch charter school harter scho ol in Arizona, playing Westwind’s plaayying on W est e wind’s national touring tea team, am, on which he aaveraged veraged 23.7 p points game.. “I ccould always ointss a game ould alw ayys score,” score,” says saays y Kiwi with cconfidence. onfidence.

“No where go,, that that’s never “No matter matterr wher h e I go h ’s ne ver been issue.” been an iss ue.”

He w was byy top top-as widely w ccourted ourted b notch ccolleges—even was olleeges— even if his size w as often viewed byy vieweed as a detriment b college scouts—and college sc ou uts—and he set his sights on the Big East, one of the most prestigious basketball prestigious Division I bask etball leagues in the scored t ccountry. ountry. He sc ored a full ride to Providence College, t Pr ovidence C ollege, a Catholic basketball powerhouse Catholic ba asketball p owerhouse in the heartt of Rhode h hear h of Rho h de d Island, l d and d he h headed east east in the summer of 2011, with big, dreams. big, big biig dr eams.

Gardner worked Gar dner work ed out with the Friars, never saw Friars, but he h ne ver sa aw a second second of time on thee ccourt.

Gardner ourt. Instead, Gar dner became disposable became a disp d osable ccog og in the machinations machinatio ons of big-time ccollege ollege basketball.

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The MVP aaward ward me meant eant nothing Gardner dner w was as to his ccollegiate ollegiate ccareer; areerr; Gar a vagab vagabond ond onc oncee mor more. e. That fall, he wound up at a no -name junior no-name ccollege ollege in Midland,, T exas—that’s Texas—that’s right, the cconservative onservative w asteland of wasteland Geor ge W. W. Bush—wh ere he ne ver George Bush—where never click ed with his ccoach, oach h, Chris Craig clicked Craig,, and wher e, he admits ver quite where, admits,, he ne never ffound ound o his game game..

L ess than th ttwo wo mont t into th ths i t the th Less months season,, he w as dismiss sed b was dismissed byy Craig ffor or o a “violation of team m rules ,” but rules,” then Craig went on a spr ee of his spree own, p osting “endoff--tthe-world” posting “end-of-the-world” pr ophecies on his T wi witttter ac count prophecies Twitter account and blo gging ab out a N ew W o orld blogging about New World Or der and the p ossible assassination Order possible of Pr esident Barack Obama, O , whom President he rreferenced effeerenced as ““the the Antichrist.

A Antichrist.””

Craig w as later arr esteed in C olorado was arrested Colorado on a series i off char h ges. A ccording di to charges.

According ne ws rreports eports at the tim me, he had news time, b egun rreferring effeerring to him mself as an begun himself “Islamist jihadist. jihadist.””

Getting a Sig Sign gn Gardner Gar dner made a b beeline eeline back to Califfo California. ornia. He hung out o in Oakland ffor or o a while while,, but then decided d to head to Southern C California, alifforni o a, wher wheree he had some mentors he had cconnected onnected with at W Westwind. eestwind. Hee admits that, at least in rrespect espect to his h bask basketball etball ccareer, areer, if not lif life fe itself itself, f, he had hit rrock ock b bottom. ottom. “I w was as not n happ happyy with the game game,” ,” he sa says. ayys. Hiss ttwo wo shots at ccollege ollege ball had b both oth gone g south. He was w as done with it.

Gardner Gar dner enr enrolled olled in n a ccouple ouple of classes at Sant Santaa Monic Monica ca Cit Cityy C College ollege (math and English,, hee sa says), ayys), riding a bus each da day ay fr from om downtown d Los L os Angeles to W West eest L.A., L on which he had plent plentyy of time ffor o or some serious soul sear searching. chingg. “I needed to find m myself,” yselff,” he ackno acknowledges. wledges. He began b egan working out ea each ach da day ay at a nearbyy ggym—“I nearb ym—“I had to t rrebuild ebuild m myy basketball bask etball cconfidence,” onfidence,” he sa says— ayys— and started st arted to en envision vision a w way ay back into the game game..

Gardner Gar dner w was as on a mission. m W With iith only nine games of ju junior nior ccollege ollege basketball bask etball under his b belt, elt, he set his sights on the NB NBA’s A’s De D Development velopment League.

L eague. He par participated ticipateed in op open en tryouts tr youts ffor or a half o half-dozen f- dozeen D D-League -League teams—L teams—Los os Angeles Angeles,, Idaho IIdaho,, F Fort ort Wayne, Wa ayyne, Bak Bakersfield, ersfield, R Reno eeno and Sant Santaa

Cruz—wh here he pla ayed “damn well,”” Cruz—where played in his wor d , but no one signed him ds words, straight to o a team. F inallyy, in the Finally, se venth rround o ound of the D -League draft seventh D-League on AllSain nts Da ay, N ovember 1 of last All-Saints Day, November yyear, ear, Kiwi Gar dner w as the Warriors’ Gardner was final select tion. selection.

He w as hanging onto his dr eam b was dream byy the skin off his teeth.

The NB A D-League D -League is unlik NBA unlikee an th in i pr offeessional i l sp orts t. anyy other professional sports.

W eyerman nn, who ccame ame to the Weyermann, Warriors b ay of ser ving as byy w way serving Pr esident and a CEO of the San JJose ose President Giants b effor o e assuming his p osition before position with Gold den St ate, p oints out that Golden State, points while ther re ar there aree “167 teams in minor league bas seball, ther baseball, theree ar aree only 17 in bask etball.” basketball.”

The vastt majorit majorityy of guys who plaay mino ver play minorr league baseball ne never mak ke it i to o The Th Show Sh w. The Th D -L League make Show.

D-League is a diff ffeerent stor y. Mor different story.

Moree than half of the curr rent league has NB A current NBA eexperience xperience (12 ayers, to b xact) (1277 pla players, bee eexact) and a half f- dozen pla ayers app earing half-dozen players appearing on the San nta Cruz rroster oster this season Santa ha ave had a ttaste aste of NB A time have NBA time.. And that ’s not ccounting ounting the Golden that’s St ate “assig gnment” pla ayers who State “assignment” players o ccasionallly ccome ome down ffor o or Sant occasionally Santaa Cruz game es. games.

The h 10-m man activ i e rrosters osters in i the h 10-man active D -League ar on nvention of D-League aree lik likee a cconvention fruit flies aalways ayys in flux. Ther flies,, alw Theree ar aree no guaran nteed ccontracts. ontracts. Mor eover, guaranteed Moreover, D -League salaries ar oscopic D-League aree micr microscopic ccompared ompared to the NB A. D -Leaguers NBA. D-Leaguers ar ee diff ffeerent rates: aree paid att thr three different rroughly oughly $1 13,000, 19,0 00, and $13,000, 19,000, $2 5,500 an nnually. Pla ayers ccan an mak $25,500 annually.

Players makee much mor re o verseas. The ay in more overseas.

Theyy pla play the D -Leaggue in the hop es of get ttting D-League hopes getting that ccall all up p to the NB A, a la JJeremy eremy NBA, Lin who gr ew up in P alo Alto grew Palo Alto,, had a celebrated celebrateed run with the N ew Y ork o New York Knicks and d curr ently st arts ffor or the o currently starts Houston R ockets.

Rockets.

Onc ayers rrealize ealize that the Oncee pla players NB A is beyond beyond them, the o or NBA theyy head ffor gr eener pa astures. T w wo of Sant greener pastures.

Two Santaa Cruz’ Cruz’ss most p opu ular pla ayers fr om last popular players from season— —T Traavis v L eslie and Stef hon season—Travis Leslie Hannah— — ar ently pla aying y in aree curr currently playing Franc d It alyy, rrespectively, espectivelyy, ffor or o Francee and Italy, signific anttly higher salaries than the significantly theyy made in Sa anta Cruz.

Santa A or now o dner lik es his Att least ffor now,, Gar Gardner likes pr oximity to not only the NB A—but proximity NBA—but to NB A talent. talent. a He isn ’t chasing the NBA isn’t bucks he’s chasing a dr eam. bucks,, he’s dream.

23 Gardner Gar dner got luck luckyy in n ccatching atching Warriors.. T They provide Hill at the Warriors hey pr ovide interesting Hill an inter esting mix: Hil ll the scion of NBA Gardner from om NB A rroyalty; oyalty; Gar dner a kid fr streets. aree lo looking makee the str eets. Both ar ooking to mak basketball bask etball their ccareers. areerss. serving After ser ving as an assist aassistant ant Warrior’s D-League ccoach oach with the Warrio or’s D -League franchise the last ttwo wo seasons sseasons,, Hill position osition assumed the head ccoaching oacching p Santaa Cruz this pastt yyear. in Sant ear. His father,, Bob Hill,, ser served longtime time father ved d as a long NBA New York Knicks,, NB A ccoach oach ffor or o the N ew Y ork Knicks o Pacers, Antonio Indiana P acers, San An ntonio Spurs finally, Seattle SuperSonics, and, finally y, the Seat tlee Sup erSonics, worked and the yyounger ounger Hill work w ed under seasons assistant his father ffor or o ttwo wo seaso ons as assist ant Tokyo Apache ccoach oach of the T o ok kyo Ap pache in the professional JJapanese apanese p pr p offeessional league lleague. g .

D-League The Warriors D -Leaague team is strongest franchises one of the str ongest fra anchises in the NBA—the tendance and NB A—the Warriors’’ at aattendance income was inc ome generation w a tops in the as league last yyear—and ear—and the ttheyy seem to bee sailing b beyond b eyond that in the 2013-14 Manyy in bas basketball circles ccampaign. ampaign. Man sketball cir cles Santaa Cru Cruz cconsider onsider the Sant uz franchise best league.” ““the the b est in the league e.”

It’s both It ’s b oth a blessing and a a curse bee ar around ffor o or Gardner.

Gardner. He gets to ob ound NBA-quality a cconstant onstant supply of NB N A- quality alent often ttalent, alent,, but that same ttalent from om him. ttakes akes his game time aaway way fr I check checked ed in on a Warriors’ W practice watched practice rrecently, ecentlyy, and w atched as Gardner Gardner engaged in n a quiet conversation assistant conversation with assis stant ccoach oach Phil Hubbard, star Hubbard, a fformer ormeer st o ar with the Cle Cleveland Cavaliers Detroit veland C avvalierrs and Detr oit Pistons, Pistons, who brings a cconsiderable onsiderable amount of NB NBA credibility A cr edib bility to the Warriors’’ ccoaching staff. oaching st aff ff. ff “He ob obviously wants play antss to pla viously w ay more,” says.

I’vee b been more,” Hubbard Hubbard sa ayys. “But “ I’v een very impressed byy his team support. very impr essed b t supp ort.

It’s It’s a cliché, cliché, of ccourse, ourse, to t tell him to be encourage ourage be patient, but what I enc him to do is to mak makee th the he most of every second practice every sec ond of practic ce and of eevery very game. trust game. He needs to trus st his ccoaching oaching staff ways improve staff and work on w ays ys to impr ove his p performance.” erfo ormance.”

For moments greatness For all of his momen nts of gr eatness theyy ha have been this season—and the ave b een delightful—there have been moree delightful—there ha ave b een mor than a ffew instances ew inst ances off frustration and signs of holes in Kiwi’ Kiwi’ss game game,, K particularly turnovers particularly ccareless areless tu urnovers and missed scoring opportunities. scoring opp portunities.

Gardner “I’vee Gar dner is the first to admit it. “I’v says, got lots to work w on,”” he sa ayys, “lots of room improvement.

No room ffor o or im mprovement. N o doubt about it.”” ab out it. I know k it. his defensive While hi is def feensive game is solid—“defense myy surprisinglyy solid—“def feense is m strong suit,” says—Gardner’s str ong suit, ,”” he sa ayys— Gardner’s challenge been biggest cha allenge has b een learning tempo rhythms the temp o and rh hythms y of the professional game.. In high scho school proffeessionaal game ol playgrounds ( d on the (and he pla layygrounds d off the h East Bay), tempo.

Att the Ba ayy), Kiwi set the temp o. A professional level, pr offeessionaal le vel,, he needs to find it.

“You simply tryy to fo force “Y Yo ou sim mply ccannot annot tr rce the this level,” says Weyermann. game at thi is le vel,”” sa ays y W eyermann.

“Great players “Gr eat pla ayers learn to let the game them.” ccome ome to th hem.”

Hill cconcurs. onccurs.

When I lik lliken en Garner to a diamond in n the rrough, ough, the ccoach oach nods head. polish no ds his he ead. “Myy jjob is to p olish him.”” F For says, him. or all a of his ttalents, alents, Hill sa ayys, understand Kiwi needss to underst and ““the the flow game, bee at of the gam me, what it means to b point during possession.” p oint durin ng a valuable p ossession.”

Hill cconcedes onced des that it will ttake ake “plentyy of game action action”” ffor Gardner “plent or Gar o dner there. to get ther e.

His biggest biggeest task task with his 20-year20-yearstudent, says, old student t, Hill sa ayys, is helping Kiwi stay humble.”

With ““to to st ay hu umble.” W iith all of the attention at tention on o the Internet and his being byy fans at home name b eingg chanted b games,, it it’s order. games ’s no n small or der. “He needs attention to ffocus ocus hiss at tention on the ccourt.” ourt.” says Hill sa ayys he has no idea whether Gardner will makee it to the Gar dner w ill eever ver mak NBA, professional NB A, but with w the pr offeessional game ccontinuing ontiinuing to eexplode xplode internationally, says internation nallyy, he sa ays y that he hopes groom Gardner hop es to gr room Gar dner ffor or a o professional long-term pr p offessional e ccareer. areer. opportunities present “The The opp orrtunities will pr esent themselves.” themselv ess.”

Gardner Gar dner masks none of his playing NBA. ambitions ab aabout out pla aying y in the NB A. want have there.

“I w ant to ha ave a long ccareer areer ther e. intend hard it.””

And I inten nd to work har d to get it.

Ass m myy cconversation Gardner A o versation with Gar on dner down, Coach winds dow wn, C oach Hill sswoops woops by, playfully Kiwi’ss b y, pla ayfull y y pulls off one of Kiwi’ shoes tennis sho e and tosses it out onto es basketball Everyone the bask ball ccourt. ourt. Ev eryone etb smiles.. Hilll turns to lo look smiles ok back on way Arena, his w ay outt the Ar ena,, and our Wee eeyes yes meet ffor or a brief moment. W o the was way all know th he prank w as his w ay of trying keep humble.. tr ying to k e Kiwi humble eep super, super humble,” “I’m sup per, sup er humble ,” Kiwi says smiling.. “But I’m sup super, sa ayys to me, me, smiling er, super hungry, too.” sup er hung gry, to o.”

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NDIAN MTV sets the soundtrack at Cupertino’s Peacock Indian Restaurant: elaborate production numbers choreographed to Hindi pop flash on half a dozen TV screens hung around the dining room, with the music turned up enough to enjoy but not so much as to dominate conversations. On the screens, in music video form, romantic scenes and dramatic confrontations unfold in many different settings: the beach, a lush garden, a temple courtyard. This built-in entertainment offers a good sense of the restaurant itself—a menu with a little bit of everything.

The restaurant is one of a small group of Indian eateries based primarily in the Bay Area. The Cupertino location offers a bright dining room with big, comfortable booths.

The restaurant has dishes drawn from both North and South Indian cuisines, with curries, dosas and biryani rice dishes. The menu also includes a selection of kababs as well as some dishes that meld Indian and Chinese flavors.

The Gobi Manchurian ($6.99) is an appetizer in the battered and fried tradition of some American Chinese dishes. Lightly crispy batter coats cauliflower florets that were well cooked—just a little past tender but not mushy. The florets’ exterior lost some of its crispness in a garlicky sauce that had a surprising kick, courtesy of, at least in part, the thinly sliced rings of jalapeño that resemble the dish’s garnish—a sprinkling of chopped scallions.

A spicy, rich sauce was the highlight of the bagara baingan ($7.99), an eggplant curry, which featured small baked eggplants stuffed with peanuts and coconut paste. The creamy sauce packed a punch, while the flavor of vegetables and their stuffing was more subtle.

Somewhat under-spiced was the filling of the masala dosa ($7.99). The dosa itself, a large crepe made of rice and lentil flour, had a perfect crispness complemented by a slight sourness. The filling of potatoes with peas got a nice warmth from turmeric but otherwise was a little too mild on heat and flavor.

The dosas couldn’t compete with the sauces served alongside them, which included sambar (a vegetable and lentil stew) and a delicious, light and fresh coconut chutney.

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Tpumps held its soft opening this weekend, and the line was out the front door at the bubble tea cafe, which builds on the customization concept that has served spots like Bay Area ice cream sandwich juggernaut CREAM so well. Customers choose their tea (including black or green), sweetness level, toppings such as red bean and taro, and flavors like passionfruit, peach and lychee. Finally, they can add milk—or not.

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EVER EVERYONE V YONE IS DIRTY D IRTY Artt Boutiki, San Jose Sat, Sat t, 7:30pm, $10 There aree seemingly two diff different The ere ar erent bands ban nds within Oakland’s quickly rising indie-quartet, Dirty.. One ind ie-quartet, Everyone Is Dirty the coree rhythm section, who is th he cor playy steady blasts of catchy, catchyy, heavy alt-rock al t--rock riffs much like the Pixies, Superchunk Sup perchunk and Dinosaur Jr. Jr. The other oth er is singer/violinist g Sivan GurArieh, project.

Arie eh, who is a walking art pr oject. from Herr voice rranges anges fr om a cool Kim Deal highly-expressive PJJ Har Harvey. to a highly-expr essive P vey. Her violin, viol in, which is attached to a rrange ange of eff eeffects ects pedals,, adds a tense layer texturee to the crisp ‘90s of sonic s textur alternative al teernative guitar riffs.. And her stage presence—with pr esence—with its impossible-to-

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March Mar ch 21 aatt Montalvo Arts Center

THE B BANG ANG March Mar c 22 at the Blank Club ch

KINGSS OF LE KING LEON ON March M Mar ch 25 at SSAP AP Center

JENNIFER NETTLE NETTLESS March Mar ch 27 2 at City National Civic

JON N NAKAMA NAKAMATSU/JON ATSU/JON MANASSE MANASSE March Mar ch 27 aatt Montalvo Arts Center

PAULA P AULA COLE COLE March Mar ch 29 aatt Montalvo Arts Center

408 FIGHT FIGHTSS March Mar ch 29 29 at City National Civic

NUCLEAR CCOWBOYZ OWBOYZ March Mar c 29ch 29 29-30 30 at SSAP AP Center

THE RE REVEREND VEREND HOR HORTON TON HEA HEAT AT March Mar c 29 at the Blank Club ch

ANTHONY BOURD A BOURDAIN AIN & ERIC RIPER RIPERT T April pril 13 at SSJJ Center for for Performing Performing Arts

MORRISSEY MORRIS SEY May 7 at City National Civic

FFANIME ANIME CCON ON 2 2014 014 May 23-26 23-26 at City National Civic

LADY LAD Y GAGA GAGA

turn-away-from,, almost interpretive turn-away-from, inteerpretive mesmerizing. dancing-style—is mesmeriz zing. walkss a fine line between The band walk beetween catchy ear-worm rrock ock tunes and a Greenwich Greenwich Village avant-garde avant-gaarde (AC) college g thesis pr pproject. oject. j (A C)

FLA FLAVOR AVOR CRYSTALS CR YSTA ALS Café S Café Stritch, tritch, San Jose Free Sat, 9pm, Fr ee Impala What would happen if TTame aame Im mpala just never stopped playing? Flavor F Crystals would happen. For over ovver 15 years, these Minneapolis psychedelic psycchedelic jammers have been expanding expandin ng audiences’ across audiences’ minds acr oss the country ccountry. y.

Their music could easily be th the he soundtrack [insert nsert soundtrack to that scene in [i whatever movie her here] wheree everyone e] wher does drugs and “trips out like never before.” extraa before.”” Flavor Crystals plays iitt in extr slow motion too because theyy ar aree also on drugs—maybe—or they they’re ’re just

aree cur currently rreally eally chill. They ar renntly touring thirdd LP, off their thir P,, 2012’s Th P Three hreee, a triple album with 24 24 tracks tracks of ambient am mbient space rock. rock. Get ready ready to chill.. (SL) (SLL)

BIG WILLIE DYNAMITE D YNAMITE Back Bar Bar,r, San Jose Sat, 9pm, $5 this One can only hope that th is hip-hop trio’s trio ’s name is a mashup of of Will Smith’s Smith’s debut album Big Willie SStyle ty tyle and 197 1974’s 4’s Blaxploitation film Willie Dynamite D .

Whatever the origins,, the guys g in Big Willie SStyle aree firm hip hip-hop tyle ar p-hop traditionalists, traditionalists, aditionalists with ‘70s 70s funk-loving fuunk-loving boom bap production production courtesy courtesy of DJ Ray and a focus focus on clever wordplay, wordplayy, sincere sincere rhymes and catchyy hooks hooks

by Marc Marc Stretch Stretch and Mondo.

Monddo. They’ve been around around the block,, as they’re they’re old enough to base their latest latesst music video entirely entirely around around CCannonball ann a nonball Run, and they somehow even got g their

hands on the Ghostbus Ghostbusters sterss ambulance ffor or it. Their latest album m Joes vv.. Pr Pros roos was released released late last year yyear.r. (SL)

TUNAH Streetlight Recor Streetlight Records, dss, San Jose Sat, 4pm, Free Free LLocal ocal beatmaker Tunah Tuunnah is an old-school, hip-hop-loving, hip-hop--loving, cratecratedigging vinyl enthusiast. enthusiast. Yet, Yet, his strictly throwback. own music isn’t isn’t stric ctly thr owback.

Suree he spins some classic Sur c straightforward str aightforward funkk beats like yore, hip-hop DJs of yor e, but he mixes it with a dreamy, dreamyy, totally totaally hypnotic vibe, some totally consuming coonsuming instrumental, surreal surreal soundscapes. aree technic technically His beats ar cally dance grooves, presence gr ooves, but the pr essence of all overwhelming psychedelic the over whelming ps sychedelic better samples make it bet ter music to rrelax elax to, or even sit ar aaround ound and multiple analyze the mul tiplee layers of sound. (AC) (AC)

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Club Fox, Redwo Redwood od City Sun, 6:30pm, $222 adv/$26 day of show World rings to mind W orld Beat often bbrings circles African tribal drum cir cles or hipdance shaking Latin danc ce music,, but French-Algerian guitarist Pierre Fr ench-Algerian gu uitarist Pier re explored Bensusan has ffor or 40 4 years explor ed world the music of the wo orld on his acoustic guitar.r. He subtly mi mixes guitar ixes elements of Celtic Cel tic music,, jazz,, flamenco, fl , ffolk olk and New Age, which hee pulls off in sublime instrumental solo compositions. c . He effortlessly eff ortlessly makes his guitar sound like a full band.. It’s It’s amazingly amaazingly technical, yet also gorgeous—and gorgeous— —and playful.. He’s He’s latest touring on his lates st album, Encor Encoree, a triple CD live record. record. d. (AC) (AC)

June 3 at SSAP AP Center

THE PIANO GUY GUYSS June 27 2 at City National Civic

QUEEN/ADAM QUE EEN/ADAM LAMBER LAMBERT T July 1 at SSAP AP Center

CHER July 2 at SSAP AP Center

RINGO SSTARR TARR AND HIS ALL H ALL-STARR -STA ARR B BAND AND July 1133 at City National Civic

JJUSTIN JUS TIN TIMBERLAKE Aug 11 at SSAP AP Center

BRUNO BR UNO MAR MARSS Aug 15 at SAP SAP Center

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O'FLAHERTY O'FLAHERTY'S Y'S IRISH PUB Irish band bands, ds, traditional Irish ffood ood and Irish dancers d ers thr danc throughout oughout St. Patrick's P atrick's Da D Day ay weekend. weekend. Exp Expect ect a crowd crowd on Monda Monday, ay, as well. 25 N. N. San Pedro P edr e o St, Sa San an J Jose oose ROAD RUNNER ROAD RUNNER SPOR SPORTS TS Costume C ostume ccontest, ontest, raffle raffle, ffl , fr ffree ee gr green een beer b eer and a ccommemorative ommemorative b beer eer mug (with h RS RSVP VP registration). registration).

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SSAN AN JOSE M MUNICIPAL UNICIPAL GOLF CCOURSE OURSE The 19th annual a St. Patrick's Patrick's Day Daay golf tournament. tourn nament. Pric Pricee of entry entry is $80 $8 0 and includes in ncludes green green fees, fees e , golf ccart, art, tee prize, prrize, range token, token, drink ticket tick et and d a traditional Irish dinner. dinner.

First F irst tee iss Mar 14, 9:30am. 1560 Oakland R Road, oad, San J Jose oose

GREEN GR EEN GROG GROG Drinking of beer—emerald beer—emerald-hued d-hued or otherwise—is otherwise—is, s, inexp inexplicably, licably y, a way to celebrate St. P Patrick. atrick.

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t. Patrick, Patrick, a patron saint off Ireland, Ireland, Ir l d scared d away aw a all the snakes ay from m the Emerald Emerald Isle, apparently, apparently y, though whether there were e any reptiles there to begin with—that’s with—that’s not so clear. clear. And for f that dubious achievement, achievement, and for his dying on March 17 1 more than a millennium m ago, ago, St. Patrick Patrick is the nominal nomina al impetus for the wearing off green, the drinking of green beer be eer toasts and Irish whiskey shots, sh hots, and possibly some ill-advised ill-advised step-dancing.

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177. placee on Mar March ALEX'S ALLEX'S 49ER 49ER INN K Karaok Karaoke, e, 9pm. Drink sp specials. ecials. 221 2214 14 B usiness Cir rcclee, San J oose Business Circle, Jose BLINKY'S BLLINKY'S CAN'T CAN'T SAY SAY Corned beef beef & cabbage cabbage served served for fo or Corned lu unch and dinner. dinner. Irish Car Car Bombs; Bomb bs; lunch Bushmills shots. shots. 1031 Monroe Monroe St, Bushmills Saanta Clara Santa CARDIFF CA ARDIFF LOUNGE LOUNGE Stt. Paddy's Paddy's Da ay Party Party with DJ s. 5p pm.

St. Day DJs. 5pm.

26 60 E.Campbell E.C Caampbell A ve, C aampbell 260 Ave, Campbell CH CHARLEY'S HARLEY'S LG Saint Sa aint P Patrick's atrick's Da Day ay P Party arty with liv livee m music b udiobender & T aalk ky T ina, byy A Audiobender Talky Tina, D Mik DJ ey T an. a Mar 15. 15 N a Mikey Tan. N.. Sant Santa C Cruz Ave, Los Los Gatos Gattoos Ave, CR CROWNE ROWNE PLAZA, P PALO ALO AL ALTO TO The Crooked Crooked Road Ro oad Ceili Ceili Band.

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buff buffet ffeet with shepher shepherd’s d’s pie pie,, ccorned orned beef b eef & ccabbage, abbage, Irish so soda da br bread. ead.

4290 El C Camino aamino Real, Real, e Palo P Alt Altoo THE ESCAPE Corned C orned b beef eef & ccabbage abbagee st starts arts at no noon. on. specials; day happy hour..

Irish drink sp ecials; all da d ay happ py hour Raffle.. 2942 SS.. Basc Bascom Ave, Jose.

Raffle om A ve, San J oose.

FAHRENHEIT FA HRENHEIT RE RESTAURANT STAURAN NT AND LLOUNGE OUNGE The gr green een b beer eer flows ffor o or $3 a glass at Fahrenheit Fahrenheit with happy haappy hour ffood ood and drink sp specials ecials to match m fr from om Also green beer 3pm until last ccall. all. Als so gr een b eer pong. p ong. 99 E. San Fernando Fernan e ndo St, San Jose.

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GO GREEN SAINT SAINT PATRICK’S PATRICK T K’S DAY DAY RUN RUN 5k, 10k and half mara marathon athon eevents vents to ccelebrate elebrate the holiday. holidaay. Mar 16. V Vasona asona a LLake ake County Count o t y Park, Los Los Gat Gatos G os GOOSETOWN GOOSETOWN Complimentary C omplimentary ccorned orneed b beef eef & ccabbage abbage at 5pm. All d ay drink day specials, sp ecials, party party favors faavors and a hats. hats. 1072 Lincoln Linc oln Ave, Ave, San Jose Jose o JOHNNY V'S All-day Alldaay ccelebration elebration with w the

ST. FRANCISS OF A ST. ASSISI SSISI P PARISH ARISH St. Patrick's Patrick k's Day Daay dinner and dancing dancing..

March Mar ch 16, 3pm. $20 ffor or adults and o $10 for fo or ch children ildren 10 and under under.. 5111 San Felipe Feelipe R Road, oad, San J Jose oose STUDIO 8 STUDIO "Get Lucky" Luck ky" fashion show on Mar 14, 9pm. 8 S. S. First Firrsst St, San Jose Joose TIED HOUSEE Traditional Traditiona al ccorned orned b beef eef & ccabbage. abbage.

Drink sp specials. ecials. 954 Villa Vill St Street, reet, t Mountain Mount taain Vie View w TRES GRING GRINGOS GOS A variety variety of o gr green een b beer, eer, liv livee video mixing fr from o VJ One om One.. The ffestivities eestivities start st art earlyy with a St. P Patrick's atrick's Da Day ay beer b eer p pong ongg tournament on Mar 12.

83 S. S. Sec Second on nd St, San J Jose oose TRINITY CATHEDRAL CA AT THEDRAL Dublin natives naatives Black Brothers Brothers Band perform. p erform. o Mar M 14, 7:30pm. $20 in advancee or advanc or $24 at the door. door. 81 N. N. Second Sec ond St, St, San Jose Jose WOODHAMS LLOUNGE WOODHAMS OUNGE Corned C orned b beef e & ccabbage, eef abbage, gr green een b beer, eer, drink sp specials. eccials. 4475 Stevens Sttevens Cr Creek eek Blvd, Blvd, Santa Santta Clara

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*stage FFAREWELL, AREWELL, FITZ FITZGERALD GERALD D A one-man show by actor KKurt u urt Gravenhorst lifee of Gr avenhorst about the lif Fitzgerald. writer FF.. Scott Fit zgerald. ThuThuFri, 8pm, Sat 3 or 8pm,, Sun, 2pm.

2 $12-$36. $12 -$36. Thru Mar 23. Theatre Theatre Pedro Square, Jose. on San P edro Squar e, San Jos se.

ONCE ON THIS ISLAND

DE SSAISSET AISSET MUSEUM “Sip. Do Not Gulp,”” in conjunction with San Jose Art’s Museum of Art ’s “Around “A Around The TTable” able a ” exhibition. Thru Mar 16. “A “A Serving Serving of Shapes:: An Exploration Explor ation in 3D Printing” workss by Corinne ffeatures eatures work Clara.

TTakara. akar a a. Thru Mar 16. Santa Clar a.

EUPHRAT EUPHRA AT MUSEUM

TheatreWorks pr TheatreWorks presents esents a musical set on a CCaribbean aribbean island about the rromance omance girl between a young peasant gir rl aristocrat. and a young aristocr at. Wed-Sat, Wed--Sat, 8pm, Sun,, 7pm, Tue, Tuue, 7:30pm.

Thru Mar 30. $25-$73. Lucie Lucie Theatre, Palo Alto.

SStern tern Theatr e, P alo Al to.

“Deep Deep Reading Reading”” is a look at humanity, the intersection of humanity y, traditional technology and tr aditional practices pr actices in the digital age.

Artworkss include one-of-aArtwork kind, small edition and digital bookss with mixed media. artists' book Thru Mar 20.. De Anza College, CCupertino. upertino.

THREEPENNY OPERA

SSAN AN JOSE MUSEUM OF AR ART T

San Jose SStage tage Company presents pr esents the landmark early 20th century musical by KKurt urtt Weill Bertoltt Brecht.

W eill and Bertol Brecht. WedWeddThu, 7:30pm, Fri-Sat, 8pm and Sun, 2pm. Thru Mar 30. $25-$50.

““Around Around the TTable A aable Stage Stage One— Jitish KKallat: allat:: Epilogue.”” Ends April 20, 2014. “Around “Ar A ound the Table: Taable: Creativity, Food, Cr eativityy, Community,” Communityy,,” an exhibition that delves into how culture. ffood ood has shaped local cul ture.

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Thru April 27 7. TTue-Sun, uue-Sun, 11am5pm, closed Mon.. San Jose.

*dancee *danc FLAMENCO SOCIETY OF FLAMENCO SSAN AN JOSE A juer juerga, ga, or flamenco jam presented session, pr esented by the academy, academy y, ffounded ounded in 1985.

Mar 15, 7pm. $12-$14. $12-$14. Historicc Hoover Theater.

Theater. San Jose.

*concerts *c oncerts EL CAMINO Y YOUTH OUTH ANNUAL SSYMPHONY YMPHONY ANNU AL BENEFIT CCONCERT ONCERT

SAN JOSE MUSEUM OF SAN QUILTS TEXTILESS QUIL TS & TEXTILE “Metamorphosis: Clothing and Identity.”

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Identity y..”” Jan 29-Apr 27 7. San Jose. Tasty, Taastyy, too! Starts Starts Jan 2927.

Apr 27 7.

TRITON TRIT ON MUSEUM OF AR ART T “TTeerritories of Experience” “Territories Experience” is charcoal a char coal drawing drawing exhibit by Meyer.. Thru. artist KKatherine atherine Meyer May 4.. Opening rreception eception Fri, 6pm-8pm. Santa Clara.

Clara.

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An all-Russian pr program ogram with special guest Ilya YYakushev. aakushev. The T program pr ogram includes TTchaikovsky’s cchaikovsky’s Piano Concerto No. 1, Shostakovich’s No. Shostakovich ’s SSymphony ymphony No o.

9. Mar 15, 7:30pm.. Flint Center.

Centeer.

CCupertino. upertino.

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“Imagined Spaces, paintings

by Ernest Regua.” Thru Mar 30.

Mon-Fri,, 9am-7pm, 9am--7pm, 7 Sat, 9amGallery, Center,, 3pm. Mohr Gallery y, Finn Center View..

Mountain View

MUSEUMS

“We’s Gone Be Fine,” work “We’s workss by Jeremiah Jer emiah Maddock. “I Stand Stand For Sacrifice,” works works by Bill Dunlap.

Th Mar Thru M 22.

22 San S Jose.

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ART AR T MUSEUM OF LLOS OS GA GATOS ATOS “Unmasking the SStage: tage: The Visual Artists Behind the March Theater Experience.” Thru Ma arch 30 LLos 30. os Gatos.

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CHILDREN’S DISC DISCOVERY OVERY MUSEUM

EMPIRE SE SEVEN VEN SSTUDIOS TUDIOS

“Pi Day Day,” y,,”” a part of Family Night March at the Museum.. Mar ch 14.. $20-Playground,” $25.. “Imagination Playgr ound,”” blocks eaturing giant blue building blo ffeaturing ocks inspiree creativity. to inspir creativityy.Thru Mar 30.

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“Retrospective”:: A photo series “Retrospective”: collection by Leo Docuyanan. Fri, Mar 14, 14 7pm.

7pm San Jose.

Jose New Work Work by ZooK 58 (a.k.a.

Antonio Nava TTorres). oorres).. Fri,, 7pm.

San Jose.

FIRST T FIRST TO O MARKET RESTAURANT RE STAURANT “Portraits “P ortraits of Things,”” portr portraits aits by

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GALLERY GALLER Y HOUSE “Embracing Space,”” paintings “Embracing and mixed media by KKyoko yoko Fischer and SSydell ydell Lewis. Thru Palo Alto.

Mar 29. P alo Al to.

GALLERY GALLER Y SSARATOGA ARA ATOGA “The Big Picture,” Picture,”” gallery by abstract ffeatured eatured abstr act acrylic y ppainter Isaias Sandoval. Wed-Sun, Wed-Sun,, 11am5pm. Big Basin Way, Wayy, Saratoga.

Saratoga.

KALEID GALLER GALLERY Y “Siddhartha YYear,” ear e ,”” exhibit by Bryson Bost.. “Fracture,” “Fracture,”” exhibit

by Andy Wallace.

Wallace.. Both opening rreceptions eceptions Fri, 7pm. San Jose.

MACLA MA CLA “Latino Art Now!”” 16th Annual Art Auction and Exhibition. Fri, 7pm. San Jose.

MONTALVO MONT ALVO AR ARTS TS CENTER “L.O.V “L.O.V.E.: V.E. . : Cr Creativity, eativityy, Connection, Community”” examines the challenges of extending ourselves to commune and connect with others, with an installation of video, drawings, drawings, sculpture, sculptur e, and other works. works.

11am-3pm.

Thu-Sun,, 11am3pm. Thru Jun 8.

Saratoga. atoga.

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PALO P ALO AL ALTO TO AR ART T CENTER “P “Pencils Pencils Down” Down” explor explores es the creating artistic possibilities of cr eating graphite drawings. intricate gr aphite dr awings. Thru Palo Alto.

April 13. P alo Al to.

SEEING THING THINGSS GALLERY GALLERY “TTaangible” a hand printed “Tangible” exhibition. Photography Photography by Gore, Ben Gor e, Nich KKunz, unz, CCarson arson Lancaster,, Sam Milianta, Espen Lancaster SStokke, tokke,, Jarod Jarod Taber, Taaber, Segej Vutuc, Vutuc, Ramirez, Seth Ramir ez,, Jason Lecras, Lecras, Brandon Getty, Br andon Getty y, KKohlton ohlton Ervin.

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San Jose.

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WORKS W ORKS SSAN AN JOSE “While You Yoou Are Are Her Here,” e,” collaborated collabor ated pieces by Trina Trrina Merry Theresa Mer ry and Ther esa Because. 365 S. Market St, St, San Jose.

ZERO ZER O 1 GARAGE GARAGE “ZERO1 Fellowship/x,” a gr group oup exhibition that showcases early prototypes prototypes of innovation challenges given to each of the artists. San Jose.

*events *e vents JJAPANTOWN APANTOWN AR ART TW WALK ALK A self-guided art walk at Empir Empiree Seven SStudios, tudios, Cukui Cukui Clothing 2Twenty5.

Company and 2T Tw wenty5. Fri, Mar 14, 7pm.. San Jose.

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combines images of decay and beauty.

Arsenal of Curiosities A SUBJECT no less than life in all of its complexity is the focus of a new exhibition

by Katherine Levin-Lau, at artist-owned and -operated art store/gallery The Arsenal.

"I want it to be curious," Levin-Lau says, referring to her intensely colorful, collagelike interpretations of the detritus of the natural world.

A native of upstate New York, Levin-Lau moved to Santa Barbara as a child. She gleaned early inspiration from local Westmont College, peeking around unlocked science buildings, taking in the vast array of natural oddities on display.

New works by Katherine Levin-Lau Using typically off-putting images in beautiful ways—such as a skeleton superimposed against a flower—Levin-Lau's pieces are examinations of the how life and death, the beautiful and dreadful, interact everyday if you dare to look. Her sharp layering of floral arrangements, animal skeletons and sea life play with perceptions and trick the eyes. The drawings manage both to merge objects and isolate them: a floral arrangement at once shadows a skeleton but also highlights it.

Thru March 28 The Arsenal, 1202 The Alameda, San Jose thearsenalsj.com

What’s most interesting about Levin-Lau's new work is its subordinate, but still potent, connection to cabinets of curiosities, 17th-century collections of mythical creatures, archaeological items, religious relics or other exotic goods that the were precursors of the modern museum. Just as those old exhibits were driven by aesthetic sense as much as by any real science, Levin-Lau's collage/bouquet overlaps drawings of naturalistic elements, from skeleton to leaf, to capture both the wonder of objects and the fear of death. The result, to use a contradiction, is a kind of decadent freshness, natural science in the service of studio art.

This “natural” juxtaposition is, as one might imagine, difficult to achieve. Each piece takes a week to create, starting with a monotype printed from an etched zinc plate. Levin-Lau then paints the print in multiple layers, purposefully leaving discrepancies—like small blotches of solvent—that add to the subtle depth of the image. Surprisingly, no black is used; instead a mixture of dark bases such as magenta and orange create a richer, deeper field.

With exhibitions in Europe and across America, Levin-Lau is no stranger to the art world. But she says she has been drawn to San Jose by the city's growing passion for art. That passion seems widespread—the opening night reception featured a mix of older professionals and a younger, more subversive crowd. The juxtaposition of the gourmet appetizers displayed beneath racks of spray paint reflected both the raw and wondrous elements of Lau's paintings, as well as the mixed crowds in San Jose's art scene. For now at least, the area's art lovers are eschewing any preconceptions of taste or status in their support of compelling local art. That's good for Levin-Lau, whose art deserves the attention it gets, and for San Jose's future as an art center.—Tad Malone

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(Unrated; min.) Olivia Wilde,, blonde ffor or the rrole, ole, gives a beautiful but performance siren doomed perf ormaance as a sir en out of Double Indemnity Indemnity, y, and Sam Rockwell is her small town sap of a pharmacist whom she turns towar toward t d adultery, adulteryy, pillskimming and murder. muurder. So far far so good, but then this movie depressing movvie takes a depr essing turn for for the wholesome. wholeesome. First-time director/writers Moore director/writers Geoff G Moore and David Posamentier Posamentieer show promise, promise, but they can’t ďŹ gure can’t ďŹ gu ure out the tone of

this comedy. comedyy. They T were were seemingly so confused aabout bout what to do in the third hired third act that they hir ed Jane Fonda to narrate straight narrate their their ďŹ lm str aight into the grave. grave. (It’s (It’s nott like we can’t can’t follow follow the twists and turns, turrns,, either—we’ve either—we’ve seen this plot before.) beforre.) Better Living Through Thrroough Chemistry hass a misogynist undertone before treaty to it, right bef o e the unlikely tr or eaty the characters; between all th he char acters;; like a ffew ew hundred hundred other o comedies I could offers mention,, it off fers the main male characters char acters a choice c between being pussywhippedd and being douchebags. enrager: The ďŹ nal enr ager:: the squandering Monaghan of Michelle Mo onaghan as Rockwell’s castrating wife. castr ating wif e (Opens Fri.)) (RvB) e.

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Hotel Row APPROACHING Wes Anderson’s mostly delightful The Grand Budapest Hotel can give you the foreboding you feel when encountering the word “artisanal.â€? It’s seriously under-femaled, and it pauses to congratulate itself for its cleverness. At worst, Anderson is a director of ducky ďŹ lms, but this nested story of Central European skullduggery seems to have more of a spine than anything he’s made since Fantastic Mr. Fox. Anderson claims to have been inuenced by the writer of Austrian decline, Stefan Zweig. I thought there was a different inuence, though, by the Czech author Bohumil Hrabal’s I Served the King of England. It’s a tale told by the proprietor of a declining luxury hotel during the 1960s in the Slovenia-like nation of Zubrowka. F. Murray Abraham is the turtlenecked proprietor Moustafa, a man The Grand who looks as haunted as Solzhenitsyn. In Budapest Hotel a conversation over dinner, this elder tells a young writer (Jude Law) about the life R; 99 min.

Moustafa had between the wars. He was a lad (played by Tony Revolori) back when the Opens Fri. carpets were a sumptuous imperial crimson and not a repulsive Intourist burnt-orange. In those days Moustafa was mentored by the suave concierge M. Gustave (Ralph Fiennes, terriďŹ cally louche), a heavily scented, indifferently heterosexual squire to wealthy elderly women. His oldest client (Tilda Swinton, grotesque in old-age makeup) bequeaths Gustave a valuable painting. Thus the upstart hotelier becomes involved with blueblooded fascists, including Adrien Brody, the Black Michael of this Zenda and his leather-wrapped thug Jopling (a snarling Willem Dafoe).

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who have bad taste in friends. Paul Paul street plays TTobey, oobey, a str eet rracer acer doublecrossed ossed byy a business associate. cr from Recently rreleased e eleased fr om prison, TTobey oobey cross-country joins a cr oss-country rrace ace only to learn his former formerr associate has placed a bounty on him. (Opens Fri.)

THE SING SINGLE GLE MOMS CL CLUB UB (PG-13; 111 min.) Nia Long (PG-13; Long and Amy S t star Smart t r in i this thi comedy d about b t single i l group. mothers forming forming o a support gr oup.

Ongoing Ong oing THE LE LEGO GO O MO MOVIE VIE (PG;; 100 m min.) in.) What we have her heree is less nothing les ss than a Buddhist debate about the polarity p between the fixed mutable, and the mu utable, with Batman and Abraham Abr aham Lincoln L in it.. Certainly the movie wittiest mo ovie ever made about a brick, toy-derived this toy-de erived movie ffollows ollows the rrevolt evolt of anonymous annonymous little yellow Lego gentlemann Emmet (voiced by Chris Pratt); soundtrack Pr att);; years yearrs ago,, the movie’s movie’s soundtr ack composer Mark M Mothersbaugh once described ssuch a character character in a DEVO DEVO stares straight song:: “Flat top,, star es str aight ahead, parts…”. stock parts s…”.. Under the guidance of warrior Wyldstyle ffemale emale war rrior W yldstyle (voiced by Banks) drafted Elizabeth Bank B s) Emmet is dr afted into multi-dimensional a mul ti-dim mensional rebellion rebellion against an leader’s evil president presideent and the leader ’s head of securityy Bad Baad Copp ((Liam Neeson).). South Park’s P ark’s “Imaginationland” “Imaaginationland”” episodes (and much of TTV’s V’s Robot Chicken) pr prepare epare the viewer for for a vortex of all fictions based on the chaos chaoos of a kid’s toybox.. (RvB)

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Kore-eeda, brings the once popular Kore-eda, genree to lifee in the overlong, genr t lif occasionally occasio onally poignant Like Father Father,r, Like Son. Soon. A Ass always, KKore-eda ore-eda is capable capable of subtle, tender moments, but thee too-stark contr contrast ast between the vic victimized timized ffamilies amilies oversimplifies his story. story. Masaharu Fukuyama is playingg an essentially ster stereotypical eotypical character: character: a cold, swaggering, success-chasing architect.

He’s successs-chasing TTokyo ookyo ar chitect. He ’s pushing pushinng the boy who he believes is his sonn har hardd right at the beginning of his scholastic career—at s car eer—at age 6.

Down in architect’s i the south, the ar chitect’s natural natural son is being rraised aised by a much mor more dad—Yudai m e easygoing dad— Yudai (Riri Furanki) Fuuranki) the tattooed, Hawaiian shirt–wearing proprietor funkyy shirt–w wearing pr oprietor of a funk fix-it shop/hardware store.

Furanki’s shop/hardware stor e. Fur anki’s presence proves Howardd Hawks presennce pr oves the Howar Hawks principle principple that you ought to try to make a comedy out of your story story. y.

When you y see the sympathy KKore-eda ore-eda has ffor orr this happy-go-lucky happy-go-lucky slob, you wonder bothered wondeer why the director director bother ed using the t workaholic in his bloodfreezing freezinng modern apartment as his starting starting point of the tale. Yudai Yudai has so much he’s mucch grit that he ’s even openly lookingg forward forward to the settlement the hospital hosspital is going to lay on him ffor or their mistake.

Could Homer Simpson m be earthier? eartthier? (RvB)

THE MONUMENT M MONUMENTSS MEN (PG-13; 118 min.) The film tells a noble (PG-13; World story of o W orld War War II, previously previously told in the vastly v superior documentary The Ra Rape ape of Eur Europa opa. Hitler aimed to celebrate celebrate a the triumph of his Reich with his hiis tomb, the Fuhrer Fuhrer Museum, a hulkingg marble nightmare nightmare containing all of the thhe art he looted. And The Monuments Monum ments Men, about the U.S. militaryy squad seeking what the Nazis

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stole, frets terribly what’s sto le, fr ets ter ribly about what ’s at stake. sta ke. Someone rreally eally got hung up on thee question of whether or not it was worth rth risking the lives of our boys to wo save aree sav ve a work of art. Most viewers ar willing director/star George will ling to ffollow ollow dir ector/star Geor ge Clooney Clo oney into hell and back, but he has to keep k explaining what the purpose of the t mission is—first to FDR, then major,, then, when the to an a Army major mess over,, Har Harry me ss is over ry TTruman ruman r (Christian Rodska).

It’s Rod dska). It ’s as if the producers producers were were worried wo rried that once the concept of a masterpiece European ma sterpiece of Eur opean art had been bee en explained, they ffelt elt someone in the t audience would ask, “Where’s “Where’s Europe?”

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NON-STOP NO ON-STOP (PG (PG-13; G--13; 1 ; 106 min.) Thr Through ough a series of tthreatening hreatening texts,, an air marshal (Liam (Lia am Neeson) learns that his ffellow ellow passengers effectively pas ssengers are are eff ectively being held ffor or $150 Perhaps a $1 $ 150 million rransom. ansom.. P erhaps co-star Michelle Mic chelle Dockery (Downton Abbeyy’’ss Lady Laddy Mary) can put the freeze freeze on the bad guy. guyy. Julianne Moore Moore also stars.

SON SO N OF GOD (PG (PG-13; G-13; 138 min.) No jokey or clever metaphors here. me taphors in the title her e. This drama drama lifee story of Jesus of Nazareth. tellss the lif Nazareth.

TIM’S TIM M’S VERMEER (PG (PG-13; G-13; 80 min.)

After career trickss designed Afte er a long car eer of trick to make m people doubt their eyes, eyes, Penn Penn Jillette Jille ette and Teller Teeller made the sweet and winning win nning TTim’s im i ’s V Vermeer eermeer. TTeller eeller gets the director’s director ’s credit; credit; Jillette narrates, narrates, naturally. natturallyy. San Antonio inventor and experimenter expperimenter Tim Tim Jenison tests a theory theory of what made JJ.. Vermeer Vermeer (1632-1675), (16332-1675), 1 , little known in his day, dayy, the most rhaposodized-about artist of the golden age of the Dutch Republic.

Jenison, Jennison,, a childhood pal of Jillette’s, Jillette’s, made made some good money in computer graphics, graphics, but side projects projects interest interest him: him m: propeller-driven propeller-driven opeller driven roller roller skates, skates an airplane a kluged from from Home Depot parts parrts and the three three pipe organs organs he grafted grafted into one in his basement.

Jenison, Jennison,, a bearded, bearded, work-shirted party French parrty who looks looks a little like the Fr ench actor actoor Michael Lonsdale, Lonsdale, read read David Hockney’s Hocckney’s controversial controversial book Secr Secret et Knowledge Knoowledge, as well as historian Philip Steadman’s Steadman’s V Vermeer’s ermeer e ’s CCamera aamerra. The books boooks argue argue Vermeer’s Vermeer ’s departure departure from from rival rivaal painters may have been due to some som me optical advantage. Could this have a camera h ve been hav b camera obscura? obscur b a?? Having H i time, time, money and curiosity, curiosityy, Jenison decided deccided to take about six years backward bacckward engineering Vermeer’s Vermeer ’s The Music Mu usic Lessonn in a TTexas exas e warehouse. warehouse.

Jenison’s Jen nison’s obsession is rremarkable— emarkable— he learns to rread ead Dutch,, to make and grind grin nd lenses, and to mix Vermeer’s Veermeer ’s ffamous am mous lapis lazuli pigment. (RvB)

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QUEENS Q UEENS OF OF THE THE LONE LONE STAGE STAGE W With ith i their all-fema all-female ale lineup and punk sensibilit sensibility, ty y, L Las as K Kumbia umbia Queers have se sett traditionally don’t role. themselves apart in a genre where women traditio onally don ’t take a central role e.

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he members memberrs of Las Kumbia K umbia Queers Qu ueers didn’t didn ’t startt off liking cumbia—punk cumbia—punk was was their first love. Maybe aybe that’s that’s Ma why this all-female all-femalle sixpiece band from Argentina A approaches cumbia cumbiia as if it were punk rock. rock. Their instrumentation is is raw, raw w, the energy is intense and they’re totally irreverent, playing covers of Black Sabbath, Sa abbath, Pink Floyd, Madonna Madon nna and the Cure, just being ng wild bein and silly on stage..

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the band se seven even yyears ears ago ago.. N None one of them ha ad an ny eexperience xperience with had any cumbia, bu ut the but theyy wer weree surprised to find out jus st how fun it ccould ould b e. just be.

“W We wer re used to making abrasiv “We were abrasivee music arted doing music,, and when we st started music that w as danc eable, eeveryone veryone was danceable, st arting to ha ave fun,”” sa ayys singer and starting have says charango pla p ayer, JJuana uana Chang player, Chang.. “Punk rrock ock is rreally eally lib erating. Y o ou shout liberating.

You out yyour our miseries m and the things yyou ou w ant to sa ay. When we pla ay cumbia, want say. play it ’s lik e, ‘Ok kay, we ar gether, let ’s it’s like, ‘Okay, aree to together, let’s ha ave fun and an nd danc ’” have dancee it all out.’ out.’”

The band dw as also sho cked at how was shocked quickly i kl the hey got p opular l . Bec ause they popular.

Because the were so s unfamiliar with the theyy were genr e, the aware that genre, theyy wer weree una unaware ther was a worldwide rresurgence esurgence theree was of inter est in the music interest music.. In fact, in 20 09,, the first fi time L as K umbia 2009, Las Kumbia Queers pla ayed the st ates, Chang played states, rrecalls ecalls seeing seein ng 20 0p eople outside of 200 people

the club in N New York waiting ew Y ork w o aiting to t see them. eason their debu ut The whole rreason debut Kumbia u Nena! ed d album, Kumbia Nena!,, is pack packed overs is b ecause the n’t with ccovers because theyy didn didn’t even know any any cumbia songs T even songs.. The ame fr om a ccouple ouple diff ffeerent ff women ccame from different bands, the most p opular b eing punk bands, popular being Las Ultrasónicas Ultrasónicas (Me xico) and She S Las (Mexico) Devils ((Argentina).

Argentina). The ved Devils Theyy all lo loved anted d to each other’ other’ss music music,, and w wanted new pr oject to gether, but work on a new project together, wanted to do something the y’d never never wanted they’d beffo ore. On a whim,, singerr Ali done before.

Gua Gua suggested cumbia. onversations wer e, “Our first cconversations were, kno ow?’

‘What cumbia songs do we know?’

‘No, I don’t don’t know an y. But I kn now ‘No, any. know ayybe we sh ould some Cur Curee songs songs,, ma maybe should try doing it as cumbia. ked try cumbia.’’ W Wee pick picked ed, d and d we ar ll rrock ock k songs we lik liked, aree all roll fans,” fans,” Chang sa ayys. “The id dea & roll says. idea was having haavving fun and playing plaayying to g gether . was together.

There was was not another idea.” idea.”

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aggression at yp pical to the genr e, and aggression atypical genre, ven mix in some som me electr onic and eeven electronic elements. In L atin Americ A a, cumbia elements.

Latin America, very well respected. respecteed. Bands typically typically is very haave a serious, serious, rromantic omaantic flair have flair,, and very slick musicians ship, with 14-15 very musicianship, members apiec e. members apiece. n our liv “Y Yo ou ccan an notic “You noticee iin livee shows are kind of rrock. ock. Cumbia is rreally eally we are eally quiet and slow slow,, and we ar aree rreally energetic—fast ffor o or cumbia,” c ” Chang energetic—fast says. says.

There are are some se erious lyrics in There serious Las Kumbia Kumbia Queers s’ songs Las Queers’ songs,, mostly about ffemale eemale emp o owerment, and about empowerment, they’re usually temp pered with a they’re tempered healthy dose of hum mor. Howe ver, healthy humor.

However, even if the aren’t o vertly at tempting even theyy aren’t overtly attempting be p olitical,, b he vvery ery natur to be political, byy th the naturee being an all-female all-ffeemaale cumbia band, of being they kind of are. are. they “In cumbia, mostt of the women’s job is to dance daance or ma ayybe women’s maybe sing. Women Wo omen don ’tt rreally eally pla ay sing. don’t play instruments. So far eople we ’ve instruments. far,, the p people we’ve are rreally eally fascin nated and op en to met are fascinated open us,” sa ays y Ch hang. listen to us,” says Chang.

0s, when w the Back in the ’9 ’90s, memb ers of L as K um mbia Queers members Las Kumbia were in their rrespective especctive all-girl punk were bands, fewer fewer people peoplee wer bands, weree actually open to listening to o them b ecause open because they were were women. All-f A female e rrock ock they All-female atin Americ and punk bands in L Latin Americaa at ew and a far b etween. ween the time wer weree ffew between.

They even even named d themselv es L as They themselves Las Kumbia Queers as a jok or b o eing Kumbia jokee ffor being all-ffeemaale cumbia band. an unusual all-female It’s a parody parody of a p o opular Miami It’s popular cumbia gr oup ccalled alled d the K umbia group Kumbia Kings. Rather than do a dir ect sp oof Kings. direct spoof and ccall all themselv es the K umbia themselves Kumbia Queens, they they went with w “queer ,” to Queens, “queer,” ddballs—and show that the theyy ar aree o oddballs—and theem laugh. the name made them “W We are are not rreally eallly ttalented alented “We musicians, but you you ccan an do it yyourself. ourselff. musicians, We’re really really into this th his punk rrock ock We’re philosoph hy. It ’s the w ay we ’ve b een philosophy.

It’s way we’ve been ay we ar e. I think that and the w way are. every music al pr oject that we will every musical project haave from from now on will w b ay, have bee this w way, too —ffo or fun and ffor o or just pla ayying too—for playing together,” Chang sa ayys. together,” says.

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Rock/Pop Rock/P op ART AR RT BOUTIKI Sat, Mar 15, 7:30pm:: Solganix, Solganixx, Dirty, Everyone is Dirty y, All City Elite, TTapastrees. aapastrees. Fri, Apr 4, Worth 7:30pm: A YYawn aawn W orth YYelling, eellingg, Dogcatcher,, Mr Mr.. Kind. San Jose Dogcatcher Jose

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Band. Mon, Mon umbia Queers - Sonido 8pm: KKumbia Sonido Clash. Every TTue, uue, 7pm: Now Dig This! Guest DJ TTuesdays. uuesdays.

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CAFE SSTRITCH CAFES T TRITCH Every W Wed, ed, 9pm:: W Wax ax Wednesdays.

W ednesdays. Thu, 8:30pm: Lesuree Quartet. Fri, Jaques Lesur 8pm: CCado ado & Os CCaliocas. aliocas. Sat,, Pictures, 9pm: Silent Pictur es, CCarsick arsick Jose.

CCars, ars, Flavor Crystals. San Jose e.

THE CARA CARAVAN AVA AN Thu,, Mar 13, 8pm: Heavy Apparatus.

Appar atus. Sat,, Mar 15, 8pm: MrMiMe/Stefan Grant, MrMiMe/S tefan Gr ant, Resistant Me.. $10.. San Jose

THE HUDDLE Fri-Sat, 9:30pm9:30pm-1:30am: 1:30am: over..

Live bands. Free.

Free. 21 and over Fremont.

Fr emont.

Residencyy. Fri, 8pm: –The Residency.

Tumbledown Tuumbledown House.. Sat, 8pm: Sour Mash Hug Band. Mon, 8pm:: Kumbia Kumbia Queers - Sonido Clash. Every Tue, Tue, u 7pm:: Now Dig This! Guest DJ Tuesdays.

Tuuesdays.

San Jose.

CAFE SSTRITCH TRITCH

Sat,, Mar 15:: AVTTE, AVTTE, The Soothing Sound of Flight.. $5.

Mon,, Mar 17:: St. St.. Patricks Patricks Day w/ The Killer Queens, Driftwood Sin,, Muckagee.. San Jose.

Wed, 9pm: Wax Wed, Wax Wednesdays Wednesdays w/ Lisabi,, Avery Avery Burke of Corpus Callosum.

Callosum. Thu, 8:30pm: Jaques Lesur Lesuree Quartet. Sun, 7pm: The Eulipions Open Jazz Jam Session.. San Jose.

MOUNTAIN MOUNT TA AIN CHARLEY'S CHARLEY'S

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Thu, 8pm: Speakeasy Saloon Nights w/ Tennessee.

Teennessee. Fri, 7pm: Zebraa 3 Band.. $5.. Sat, 7pm: Zebr TTalky aalky TTina, ina, Audiobender, Audiobender, DJ Mikey Tan. Tan. a Los Los Gatos.

SAP CENTER (F SAP (FORMER ORMER HP PAVILION) P AV VILION) Fri, Mar 21, 7:30pm:: Electric Bounce House with Tiesto, Tiesto, Harris, Afrojak, CCalvin alvin Har ris, Afr ojak, Vice. $31.50-$68. San Jose

Sat, Mar 15, 8pm: Kaleb Kaleb Askew.

Askew.

San Jose.

CLUB CL UB FFOX OX Every W Wed, ed,, 8pm: Club Fox Blues Jam. Redwood City.

Cityy.

HEDLEY HEDLE YCL CLUB UB Thu, 8pm:: Brian Ho Trio.

Trrio.

Fri, 8:30pm: Soulburst.. Sat, 8:30pm: Peppe Peppe Merolla.

Merolla. Every 3rdd Wed: 1st and 3r Wed:: Jazz Jam. San Jose.

LITTLE LLOU’S OU’S BBQ

THREE DE DEGREES GREES Everyy Thu 6:30-9:30pm 6:30-9:30pm p & Fri, 7:30-10:30pm: 7:30-10:30pm:: Live music.. All Ages. Free.

Free.. Los Los Gatos

Wed,, 7pm: Cold Storage Wed, Storage 50’s & 60’s. Thu,, 7:30pm:: Aki’s Blues Jam. Fri, 8pm:: Hoopty.

Hooptyy.

Sat, 8pm:: Bornia Boys. Mon, 8:30pm: Fred Fred Mcarty Tue, Tuue, ue 7pm: Project TTony oony Johns, Pr oject V Jam Night. Campbell.

Campbell.

THE X BAR THEXB AR Thu:: Bridget Marie. Sat, Apr Recordd Winter, 5, 8pm:: Recor Winter, Avery Avery Burke of Corpus CCallosum, allosum, Piranha The Y Axes, Pir anha Party.

Partyy. $8.

CCupertino. upertino.

Jazz/Blues/ World W oorld

LLOFT OFTB BAR ARANDBIS AND BISTRO STR T O Every Thu:: Live jazz in the evening San Jose. evening.

Jose

ANGELICA’S ANGELICA A’’S BIS BISTRO ST TRO THE CA CATS ATS Every Thu:: Out of the Blue.

Every Sun,, 6pm: Joe Ferrara.

Ferrara. Fri, F 8:30pm: 8pm: Bornia Boys.. Sat, 8:30pm m: Joint Chiefs. Los Los Gatos.

CITY NA NATIONAL AT TIONAL CIVIC Wed, Mar 12,, 7pm: Emblem3, Wed, MKTO Jackson Guthy.

MK TO & Jack son Guthy y. $29.

San Jose.

CLUB CL UBFFOX OX Sat, Mar 15, 8pm:: Damage Inc Inc. c.

A TTribute rribute to early Metallica, $12-$14.

The Butlers. $12 -$14. Every Wed, Jam. W ed, 8pm: Club Fox Blues Jam m.

City.

Redwood City y.

Fri, 6:30pm:: Bill Norwood.

Norwood. $20.

Sat,, 8:30pm: Volker Volker SStrifler trifler Band. $12. Sun, 7:30pm: The Bobs.. $21-$40. Redwood City.

City.

Wed, Celtic Every W ed, 7:30pm: Cel tic Wednesday ednesday - Four Shillings W Short. $13-$18. $13-$18. Every TTue: uue:: Jazz on TTuesdays. uuesdays. Redwood City.

Cityy.

Every Thu, 8pm:: Thursday Soul Jr.. & The TTrain rain with Will Russ Jr Force For ce of Will Band.

ART AR RT BOUTIKI Thu, Mar 27 27, 7, 7:30pm:: Four Celtic, Shillings Short Cel tic, World World and Folk Music.. $10.

BLACKBIRD BLA CKBIRDT T TAVERN AV VERN Thu, 7pm:: Quasar Collective

LLOU’S OU’S VILLA VILLAGE AGGE Live music.. San Jose.

MOSAIC MOS AIC Fri-Sat,, 6-9pm: 6-9pm:: Jazz ffor or dinner dinner..

San Jose.

NUMBER ONE BR BROADWAY OADWAY Wed, W ed,, 9pm: J.C. J.C. Smith Band.

Thu,, 9:30pm: p : Blind Pilots.. Fri,, 9:30pm: Cocktail Monkeys.. Sat, 9:30pm: Sage. Los Los Gatos.

POOR HOUSE BIS BISTRO TRO Wed,, 6pm: Ron Thompson.

Wed, Thu, 6pm:: Chrome Chrome Deluxe Band.. Fri,, 6pm: Lara Lara Price Blues Revue. Sat, 6pm:: Lynwood Lynwood Slim

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LOADED 3/14 4:45 PM A “friendly” road trip to rehab turns into the road trip from hell in a tongue-incheek comedy, starring Alexandra Holden (In a World), Patrick John Flueger (Chicago PD), comedian Kumail Nanjiani (Franklin & Bash) and Andrew W. Walker (CSI, Against the Wall).

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Day - TTribute rribute to V an Mor rison.

San Jose.

SAN PEDR SAN PEDRO O SQU SQUARE ARE MARKET

industrial karaoke. karaoke. Club Lido, San Jose.

Every first and thir thirdd W Wed, ed, 7pm 7pm: m: Johnny-Cat. Blues jam with Johnny-C at.

LLos os Gatos.

ZZONE ONE8 8 Sat, 8pm:Live Jazz. CCasino asino M8trix, San Jose.

Open OpenMic/ p Mic/ d CComedy omedy

OFFICE BAR OFFICEB AR Fri-Sat,, 9pm, and Sun, 7pm: View.

KKaraoke. araoke. Mountain View w.

O’FLAHERTY’S O’FLAHER RT TY’SIRISHPUB IRISH PUB Sun-Mon, 9pm:: Ryan.. San Jose.

BLINKY’S BLINK KY Y’SCAN’TS CAN’T SAY AY Sat,, 9pm9pm-1am: 1am:: Karaoke.

Karaoke.

Clara.

Santa Clar a.

PLAZA GARIBALDI PLAZAGARIB ALDI Wed & Sun, 7pm-close: Wed KKaraoke. araoke. San Jose.

PIONEER SALOON PIONEERS ALOON

Sat, 8pm:: KKavanaugh avanaugh Br Brothers otherss Celtic & Cel tic Experience. San Jose.

THE WOODSHED THEW OODSHED

TTue, ue, u , 8:30pm: A Acoustic coustic karaoke karaoke Woodside. with Sam Marshall. W oodside.

THE CARAVAN THECARA AVA AN Mon,, 10pm: Mandatory Monday Karaoke.

Karaoke.. San Jose

THE CARL CARLOS OS CL CLUB UB Thu 8pm:: Guil Guilty ty Pleasures Pleasures with DJ Dan. San Carlos Carlos

C&J’S SPOR SPORTS RTS B BAR AR

POINCIANA LOUNGE POINCIANAL OUNGE Wed,, 9:30pm: Wildside.. No Wed, cover.. Sun, 9pm: Joe. Santa cover Clara.

Clar a.

PSYCHO P SYCHODONUT DONUTSS Sun, 10am:: Psycho KKaraoke. araoke.

CCampbell. ampbell.

Thu, 9pm:: KKaraoke. araoke.. Santa Clara.

Clara.

THEQU THE QU QUARTER AR RT TERNO NOTE OT TE

THE COURT’S THEC OUR RT T’SLLOUNGE OUNGE

TTue: ue: u : KKaraoke. araoke.. Sunnyvale.

CAMERA 3 CAMERA3

Thu & Mon, 9pm:: Karaoke.

Karaoke.

Sat,, 8:30pm: Joe or Darryl.

Darryl. ampbell.

CCampbell.

Fri,, 9pm, Sat, 7pm and 9:15pm 9:15pm: m: Sportz.

Comedy Sport z. San Jose.

Nightly kar karaoke, aoke,, 9pm9pm-1:30am.

1:30am.

San Jose.

DIVE BAR DIVEB AR

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Wed, W ed, 10pm:: Karaoke.

Karaoke. San Jose.

CARAVAN CARA AVA AN Every W Wed, ed, 9pm:: Comedy CCaravan. aravan.

THE GOOSET GOOSETOWN OWN LLOUNGE OUNGE

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Every W Wed, ed,, 8pm:: New TTalent alent a Comedy Competition Preliminary Pr eliminaryy Round.. $10. ThuArden Sun:: Ar den Myrin & SSteve teve Hytner.

Hytneer. $13 w/ two-item minimum perr person.. Sunnyvale.

Karaoke Kar raok a e 7B BAMBOO AMBOO Wed-Sat, 9pm:: KKaraoke.

Wed-Sat, araoke. TTue, uue, 9pm: KKaraoke. araoke.. San Jose.

Thu: JR. Sun:: JR Diaz Family Gilroy.

KKaraoke. araoke. TTue: uue:: James.. Gilr oy.

Mon & W Wed, ed, 9pm:: Dar Darryl. ryl.

Milpitas.

Wed, W ed 8pm: The Funny Enough ed, Show.. $12. Thu, 8pm: Comedy Show A Night of Laughs w/ K-Von. K-Von. $15. Fri-Sun: SSteve teve Trevino.

Trevino. $20. $20 0.

San Jose.

ROOSTER R OOSSTERT T T..FEA . FEATHERS ATHER T S

RED SSTAG TAG LOUNGE LOUNGE

TEQUILA SHO TEQUILA SHOT’S OT T’SB BAR AR& & GRILL

IMPROV IMPR OV

Mon: Comedy Comedy. y. No cover cover..

Sunnyvale.

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Fri-Sun, 9:30pm9:30pm-1:30am: 1:30am: KKaraoke. araoke.. Willow Glen.

Wed--TThu and Sun, 9pm: Wild Wed-Thu Nights KKaraoke. araoke.. Fremont.

Fremont.

Thursdays & Friday Night 9pm ~ 11pm

THREE FLAME FLAMESS Thu, 8pm:: Karaoke Karaoke Night with Show.. the Uncle Dougie Show San Jose.

WOODHAMS W OODHAMSLLOUNGE OUNGE TTue-Thu ueu -TThu & Sat:: KKaraoke. araoke.

Clara.

Santa Clar a.

KATIE KA ATIEBL T BLOOM’S OOM’S Wed & Sun, 9:30pm-1:30am: Wed 9:30pm--1:30am: KKaraoke. araoke.. Campbell.

Campbell.

KCCB K BAR ARANDRE AND RESTAURANT STAURANT Wed, 8pm:: DJ Desmond.

Wed, San Jose.

KHARTOUM KHAR RTOUM

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Thu, 9pm:: DJ Davey K. ampbell.

CCampbell.

TTue ue u & Fri, 9pm:: KKaraoke araoke with KJ Vinnie.. Cupertino.

Cupertino.

KING OF CL CLUBS UBS

Dancee Clubs Danc Clubs

Thu & Sun-Mon, 8:30pm:: Bruce View. of KKOR OR KKaraoke. araoke.. Mountain View w.

NORMANDY NORMAND DY HOUSE LLOUNGE OUNGE FFri-Sat, i S t 9:30pm: 9 30 : KKaraoke. araoke. k Santa S t Clara.

Clar a.

ALEX’S ALEX ’S 4 49ER 9ER INN Nightlyy, 9pm-2am: Nightly, 9pm-2am:: Karaoke.

Karaoke.

San Jose.

APPARITION APP PA ARITION Even second Thu: Gothic,

OASIS O ASIS Wed and Fri-Sat, 8:30pm: Wed Doug. Sunnyvale.

AGENDA A GENDA Wed: W ed: Salsa W Wednesdays. ednesdays.

Thu: Noche De Bandas. Sun: Vybez.

Reggae V ybez. San Jose.

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OFF THE HOOK OFFTHEHOOK Wed, W ed, 9pm:: Karaoke.

Karaoke. Campbell.

Campbell.

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6pm-1am; Mon-Sat, 6pm-1am;; Sun, 8pm8pm m12:30am.. San Jose

THE BLANK CL CLUB UB Every Thu,, 8pm: Atomic Atomic Dance Dancce Club.. $5.. San Jose.

BRANHAM LOUNGE BRANHAML OUNGE Wed:: Almaden V Wed: Valley alley Beer Pong ONEmanARMY. P ong with DJ ONEmanARMY Y. Thu: Audio Revolution with Hi-Grade.

DJs Jason Dee & Hi-Gr ade.

Control VJ1.

Fri: Quality Contr ol w/DJ V JJ1.

Dreams Sat:: Cocktails & Dr eams w/DJJ Aspect.

Aspect. TTue: ue: u : Irie Nights w/DJ Hi-Grade Hi-Gr ade & TTesfa. eesfa. San Jose.

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Freestyle.. Every fourth fourth Fri:: Fuz. San Jose.

Mon:: Manic Mondaze. TTue: uue: $2 TTuesdays. uuesdays.. San Jose.

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Fri:: DJs & dancing. Every ffourth ourth Sat: Thrive. Sun:: Members Only.

Onlyy.

San Jose.

Fri, 9pm:: Get Lucky Lucky - St. St. Patrick’s Patrick’s Day Show w/ DJ Zen,, DJ Big B, Felix Romero.

Romero. Sat, Mar 15, 9pm: DJ Helly HellďŹ re.

HellďŹ re. Fri, Mar 21, 9pm: Cocao Jeans and SSwimwear wimwear Show.. Sat, Mar 22, 9pm: Fashion Show Darker Daze.. San Jose.

MOUNTAIN MOUNT TA AINCHARLE CHARLEY’S Y’S Thu:: DJ Vincent Fiction. Fri: DJ Claksaarb Clak saarb Sat,, 9:30pm: p DJ Kmac.

LLos os Gatos.

SUMMIT LLOUNGE OUNGE

MYTH T TAVERNA AVERNA V LLOUNGE OUNGE

call ffor or info. info.. Four Points Points Sheraton, Sher aton, San Jose.

Every Thu, 9pm:: Therapy Therapy Thursday.

Thursday y. Every Fri, 9pm:: Soul Therapy.

Ther apyy. Every Sat: Social Saturdays.

Satur days.. San Jose.

TRESSGRINGOS TRE GRINGOS Thu:: Everybody Get Get’s ’s Lei’d Saturday with DJ Aspect.

Aspect.. Sat:: Satur day DJ-Luzion, Cooldown with DJ-L uzion, Illtraxx, Ill traxx, WreckaNoize WreckaNoize & HiGrade.

HiGrade.

TTues: uues: TTWOSdays.

WOSdays.. San Jose.

PURE LOUNGE PUREL OUNGE408 408 Fri,, 10pm: Rapture Rapture Friday w/ Khomha. $10. Sat, 10pm: DJ Ez, SStorm torm the DJ. DJ. Sunnyvale.

WILLOW WILL OWDEN DEN Mon:: M M Magic i Mik Mike Mondays.

M d Wed-Fri: W ed-Fri:: DJs. Willow Glen.

SSAN AN JOSE B BAR AR & GRILL

BRIT ARMS ALMADEN BRITARMSALMADEN Thu: DJ Nico and DJ Neeber Neeber..

San Jose..

Wed: Gamer Wednesdays.

Wed: Wednesdays. Thu: TTanked aanked Thursdays w/DJ WreckWreckA-Noize.

A -Noize. Fri: Video Junkie.. Sat, 10pm: Omega the Neo-tablist and Philemonster.

Philemonster. Every second and ffourth ourth Sat,, 10pm: ProliďŹ c.

ProliďŹ c.

ZEN LLOUNGE OUNGE Thu:: Reverse Happy Hour Hour.. Every ďŹ rst Fri:: Famous. Every second & ffourth ourth Fri:: Diamond. Sat: Girls View.

Night Out. Mountain View w.

CARDIFF LLOUNGE OUNGE 1011 PACIFIC AVE. SANTA CRUZ 831-423-1336 Wednesday, Mar. 12 ‹ In the Atrium s AGES 16+

LARRY & HIS FLASK / SCOTT BIRAM

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Shivers !DV $RS s P M P M

Thursday, March 13 ‹ In the Atrium s AGES 21+

UNDECYDED plus Planet Pow !DV $RS s $RS OPEN P M 3HOW P M Friday, 4HYJO ‹ AGES 16+

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Saturday, March 15 ‹ AGES 16+

ANDRE NICKATINA !DV $RS s $RS P M 3HOW P M 3ATURDAY -ARCH ‹ In the Atrium s AGES 16+

CAYUCAS plus The Wild Wild !DV $RS s $RS OPEN P M 3HOW P M Monday, 4HYJO ‹ AGES 21+ The Low Dough St. Patty’s Day Show plus Forrest Day also Pure Roots, Boostive,

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Jack Rabbit Stew, Jesse Sabala and the Soul Pushers, Big Rusty Bake Machine $RS ONLY s $RS P M 3HOW P M

Monday, March 17 ‹ In the Atrium s AGES 21+

MURPHY’S WAGON

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Mar 19 Tycho/ Trails & Ways (Ages 16+) Mar 20 EOTO/ VibeSquaD (Ages 18+) Mar 21 Iration/ Natural Incense (Ages 16+) Mar 22 Jackie Greene (Ages 21+) Mar 28 La Dispute (Ages 16+) Mar 29 The Polish Ambassador (Ages 18+) Mar 30 Blue October (Ages 21+) Apr 3 Emancipator Ensemble (Ages 18+)

Unless otherwise noted, all shows are dance shows with limited seating.

Tickets subject to city tax & service charge by phone 877-987-6487 & online

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Every second and ffourth ourth Sun Sun:: Return of the Boom Zap, underground electronic music. onic musi under gground electr ic.

CCampbell.. ampbell..

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DIVE B BAR AR Thu, 10:30pm:: Rotating Guest DJs.

FFAHRENHEIT AHRENHEIT Wed, 9pm: Wine W Wed, Wednesdays. ednesdayss.

Thu: Liquid Thursdays, with guest DJs spinning hip-hop, TTop oop 40 and R&B. Fri, 9pm:: Heit Heeit Fridays. $10. Sat,, 9pm: CCall all ffor or info. inf o. Mon:: Industry.

Industryy. San Jose.

KATIE KA AT TIE BL BLOOM’S OOM’S Thu-Sat, 9:30pm:: DJs and dancing. CCampbell. ampbell.

LILLY LILL LY MAC’S MA ACC’S Fri, 9:30pm:: Phil ‘n ‘n the Blank Blanks. s s.

Every second and ffourth ourth Sat: DJ night with Latin music.

Sunnyvale.

LIQUID Friday: DJs & dancing. Every second Sat:: Girls & Champagne.

Champagn ne ne.

San Jose.

LLOS OSGA GATOS ATOSB BAR ARANDGRILL AND GRILLL Fri, 10pm:: Foundation Fridayss at LLGBG. GBG. Sat: Video Killed the DJ.. Los DJ Los Gatos.

MILANO Every Thir Thirdd Fri:: SStrictly trictly

TOOL Legendary prog-rock outďŹ t unleashes their epic catalogue. Mar 12 at Bill Graham Civic Auditorium.

RICK SPRINGFIELD Actor/musician plays a “stripped down� solo acoustic show. Mar 13 at Yoshi’s SF.

THE SPACE LADY SF outsider icon’s take on pop music is not to be missed. Mar 14 at Elbo Room.

NILS FRAHM Berlin-based contemporary composer shares his poignant piano experimentation. Mar 16 at the Independent.

MIKE GORDON Phish bassist rocks with surprisingly sophisticated jams from his latest album. Mar 18 at the Fillmore.

More San Francisco events at www.sfstation.com.

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On n a busines business ss trip trip, p, I drank W WAY AY too much with w some work friends and end ended ded up bar, despite love p kissing a random girl I met at a bar r, des spite my having a girlfriend I lo ove now, I’d never very much. I feel horrible. Until now w, I’ ’d ne ver cheated on a woman. Is it want only, the crazy to wan nt to tell my girlfriend? It was kissing k only y, and I never saw th he Plus, and girl again. Plus P s, I barely remember it. I am planning p on proposing soon an nd secrets.. —Asham —Ashamed don't want us u to have any secrets med Honesty best policy.

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cconscience o onsciencce and how telling will lessen yyour o our load. Sorry—you Sorrry—yo ou did the makingg out; maybe bee haulingg ar around m ma ayybe yyou o ou should b round o the un nsetttling t ffeeling eeling e ab out it. ((Think Think of itt as unsettling about pet anvil.) yyour o our p et an nvil.) v What should determine whether yyou ou o tell te ell yyour our o girlfriend is why yyou ou kissed the he th girl harbinger gir rl and whether the past is a harbinge er what’s bet off what ’s to ccome. ome. If yyou’re ou’re a bad b et ffor o or rremaining eemaining faithful, disclose this so yyour ou our girlfriend it’s worth gir rlfriend ccan aan decide whether it ’s wor t th harm’s way. it to her to put herself in harm m’s w ay. If IIf,f, however, was drunken one-time ho oweeverr, this w as a a drunk keen one -timee thing, why unnecessary worry th hingg, wh hy ccause ause her unnec cessar e y wor rry and Keep wandering an nd pain? K eep e yyour our o big w andering a yap byy ya ap shut and lighten yyour our guiltload b doing would’vee if yyou do oing what yyou ou o would’v ou had told t her—making amends.. Do kind acts ffor he err— —making amends o or people basically bee a fant fantastic p e eople in need and basic ally b a astic boyfriend her. b oyfriend y to her r. (Be ccareful aarreful e not to go o noticeably overboard. no oticeably o verboard. A dozen rroses o oses Tuesday on n some random T u uesdaay is “Oh, yyou o ou u shouldn’t have”; 100 sh houldn n’’t ha ave”; 10 0 is “Wait…what the t hell he ell did yyou ou o do?”) finally, ensure And finally y, to ensur re that this rremains emaains one-time a one o -time ti eevent, vent, e t ccome o ome up with ith some standards bar-time st tandar a ds of bar r-time engagement ffor or o like maybe yyourself, o ourselff, lik ke ma ayybe that yyou o ou need to Shirley Temples beers. sswitch w witch to Shirle ey T eemples after ttwo wo w b eeers.

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I just started taking restaurants.. (H (He d dating a sweet guy who loves tak king me to nice restaurants He knows I can can’t restaurants, Well, he’s rich, ’t afford restaurants s, because I’m in grad school.) W ell, e he ’s not rich h, either, water, yes, the eitherr, but when w the waiter pushes sparkling water r, he always says yes s, and th he same goes fo forr cappuccinos cappuccinos, desserts, dishes—all extras.. It’ It’s enough ugh s, desserts s, side dish hes—all the extras ’s lovely eno that he treat treats don’t ts me to dinner; I don ’t want him to t go broke doing it.—Frugal A guy on a date is in a tough position waiter over position when wheen the w aiter ccomes omes o ver and essential essentially asks,, “C “Can offer lly asks an I off ffeer yyou ou some sparkli sparkling water ing w ater this eevening, vening, or will yyou out of the fauc faucet ou be be drinking d et like dog?” say like a do g?” Sometimes S a guy will sa ay yes because yes to all the eextras xtras b ecause he is a foodie likes have foodie and li ikes to ha ave the deluxe experience. experience. But B the aaverage verage guy is just afraid of coming com ming off cheap, cheap, making him eas easyy pr prey waiter ey ffor o or eevery very w aiter upsell in the b book. ook. The woman he’s he’s with ccan an counter being counter this by by b eing the one to lead

with frugalities,, like “Tap w the frugalities like “T Tap a water waterr works w fine ffor o or me!” and “I actually don’t have do on’t eat that much…I’ll just ha ave the entree,” waiter en ntree,” when the w aiter pushes thee caviar-dotted babyy vvegetables watered aterred caviar v - dottted t bab egetables w with Tibetan monks.. If yyou w the tears of T ibetan monks ou do o this, this, you’ll you’ll rreassure eassure the guy that he’s draw the hee’s the big dra aw ffor o or yyou ou and not th he free perhaps free e dinners -- p erhaps allowing him m to devote deevote his attention atttention t to yyou ou instead of checking ch hecking his phone to see whether the bank cleared security deposit ossit baank has clear ed the securit ty dep for desserts. fo or yyour our desser ts.

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your o place place must be be a hoot, hoot, Christmas at your immediaately L arry. Nonetheless, Nonetheless, I knew kneew immediately Larry. that this was waas the type typ y e of investigation in nveestigatio on we at the Straight Dope Dope were were put on o this earth earrtth to do. do. Making a preliminary prrelimina e arry rreconnaissance ec econnaissanc o ce of the journals, journals, I came cam ame up on an article article i l entitled i l d “The “Th Male M l upon Or rgasm: g Pelvic Contractions Contractions Measured Measu ured Orgasm: Pelvic b Prrob o e.” This lit a light bulb byy Anal Probe. bulb,, so to sp eak. “Una, “U Una, n ” I said to my my assist ant, “I’ve “ ve got “I’v speak. assistant, a little littttle project prroject o for o you. yo ou.” for Un na w aasn n’t ’ about about to experiment exp x erimentt on her Una wasn’t own person. person. However, Howeeveerr, always alw ways y ready readyy to hit the b ooks and run a spreadsheet sprreadsheet e two w , books orr two, she est ablished as ffollows: ollows: o established Rec e ent testing of straight couples coupless Recent suggests men burn about about four fo our calories calor a ries p er minute during sex seex and women n about about per thr ree e . If we charitably charittaably assume the average aveerage three. se ex act lasts 2 minutes, this equatess to sex 255 minutes, ab out 105 calories calories a for o men and 78 calories calories ca about for ffor o or women. When that ener rgy is averaged aveeraged energy o veer 25 25 minutes, minutes, the participants parrtticipants consume consume o over rroughly oughly o ter of a watt waattt each while wh hile a quar quarter ha aving v sex. seex. x having 100 incandescent inccandesc a cent e Christmas Chrristmas A string of 100 lights draws draaws w about about 40 watts, waatttts, so on average aveerage a person person engaged in sex seex uses enough gh juice juice to power power a disappointing disappointing 5/8 of onee light. strin Teechnology to the rrescue. escue e . A string ng of Technology 70 high-efficiency high-efficiency LEDs draws draaws w about abou ut five fivve w aatttts, meaning the average aveerage person person having haaving v watts, ligh se ex ccould o ould power power about about 3.6 such lights, hts, and sex a busy bussy couple couple about about seven. seeveen. This stilll isn’t isn n’t ’ all that dazzling, dazzlingg, but at least they’ll theeyy’ll have have ha enough illumination to find the remote rem mote and turn the TV back on. above numbers numbers refer ref efeer to the sex sex se The above act in toto—the toto—the energy enerrgy that goes goes into in nto an orgasm orrgasm g is much less. less. The contractions co ontracctions during climax can can a last from frrom o as little littttle as five fivve sec conds o fo or a man to well over oveer a minute miinute seconds for ffor o or a woman. Typical Tyypiccal a caloric caloric a exp x end diturre expenditure during orgasm orrgasm g frrom o about bout one ab thus ranges from to two tw wo for fo or men, and at most about about four fo our to se eveen for fo or women. In other words, worrds d , th he total total seven the b ody energy enerrgy used during orgasm orrgasm g about body is about 0.0 02 to 0.013 percent perrcent of a 550-calorie 550-calo a orie Big 0.002 Mac Mac..

“U Un na,” I said, “sur ely this underst taates “Una, “surely understates mat tters t . Fr ro om obser vation we know w matters.

From observation the h male l or rgasm g eexerts xer x rts t cconsiderable onsiderabl o id blle l orgasm pr opulsivve fforce. o orce. L ooking at that an nalpropulsive Looking analpr obe ar ticle, I find a char rt depictin ng the probe article, chart depicting ccontractions o ontractions of one subject ’s or rgasm g m. The subject’s orgasm. pr essurre spik ke fr om baseline to p eak k is pressure spike from peak measur red e at ab out 22 eentimeterss of H20. measured about 2255 ccentimeters That’s mor re than se eveen ffeet. eeet. This gu uy is That’s more seven guy feeeling his Cheerios.

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U n na rrolled olled o her eeyes, yees, eexplaining xplaining x that this Una figur re had nothing to do d with the subject t’s figure subject’s actual pr rojectile o range projectile range;; it simply told us the maximum anal ten nsion measur ed tension measured orgasm was during his or rgasm g w aass equivalent to downward pressure byy a the down nwaarrd pr ressur e re eexerted xer x ted b 225-centimeter water.

22 5-centimeter i ccolumn olum l mn off w aaterr. In the h article (Bohlen Archives ar ticle in question (Boh hlen et al, Ar rcchiv vees Behavior, off Sexual S Behavior, 1980), 1980), 0 11 male subjects weree fit fitted wer ttted with probes prrob o es e and instructed orgasm.

Interestingly, to masturbate to or rgas g sm. Inter estinglyy, participants ffor o or most par rtticipants one o of ttwo wo w types typ y es of orgasm was th or rgasm g waas seen. In the he first, the subjects had a regular regular series of contractions contractions lasting 10 to 15 seconds, secondss, then they theey were were done.. In the second, th done seccond, o the he subjects had 10 byy to 15 rregular egular e ccontractions ontractio o ons ffollowed o ollowed b additional contractions contraction o ns of diminishing strength irregular str enggtth at irr egular intervals, in ntervals, the whole process 60 seconds. pr ocess e ttaking aking a up to 6 0 sec onds. Subjects always they alw ways y had the same type typ y e of orgasm; orgasm; the ey never around. ound ne ever switched sw witched ar d. orgasms using In a 1982 1982 study of female female e orrgasms g techniques,, Boh Bohlen similar techniques hlen and company co ompan ny multiple types again ffound ound o typ y es of orgasm, orrgasm, g which ffor o or the most part parrt corresponded corrresp e onded to the male varieties varieties.. In n the first type, typ y e, the subjects had a dozen or o so contractions co ontractions over o veer a like like number number of seconds, s conds sec o , at which point th p oint game over. oveerr. In the he second, seccond, o the subjects had a series off regular regular contractions contractions byy a longer series seeries of irregular ffollowed o ollowed b irrregular e ones,, for ones fo or an aaverage verage off 22 and in the pressure spike eextreme xtr x reeme ccase ase a 34. The pr p essurre spik ke during each contraction co ontraction was waas considerably considerably less than ffor o or the men, possibly posssibly due to the fact that the women were werre physically ph hysic y cally a smaller. smallerr. orgasms on average But the ttype yp y e 2 ffemale emale e o or rgasms g average e seconds lasted 50 sec onds and in i one case case a 107 seconds—and seconds—and no man n alive alivve can can a match that. question, Una Back to the question n, U n na ccontinued. ontinued. o Using assumptions U sing some seriously wild-ass w about pressure field produced about the pr ressur e e fiel ld pr oducced e in muscles,, I ccalculate that muscles alculate a tha at a ttypical ypic y cal a male orgasm about watts, or rgasm g puts out ab outt 0.013 w aatttts, while the ffemale eemale equivalent generates rroughly oughly watts.

0.03 w aatttts.

Controversy erupted. argued C ontroveerssy then er rupted. I ar rggued that, notwithstanding occasional prolonged not tw withsttanding a the o ccasional a pr rolonged o orgasm, was ffemale eemale or rgasm, g it w aas implausible i that generated women on aaverage veerage gen nerated d ttwice w wic ice the h oomph That’s because o omph of men. That t’s b eccaause yyou’re o ou’rre a sexist pig, Una. may, se exist x pig g, said U n na. Be that as it ma ay, the energy byy ei either sex ener rgy generated b ither se ex during orgasm minuscule.. So Larry, next or rgasm g is minuscule S L arrry, ne exxt time fantasize about plugging yyou ou fant tasize a ab out plu ugging yyourself ourself o into the Hoover the grid, rremember: ememb e er: th he Ho oveer Dam yyou o ou ain’t. ain n’t. ’

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS FICTITIOUS BUSINESS N NAME SSTATEMENT TATTEMENT #589201

The following following person(s) person(s) is (are) (ar re) e doing business as: Om Repair-Smog Check, Auto R epairr--Smog Ch heck, Kumod K umod Kishore Kishore Kumar, Kumaarr, 1148 48 Aurora City, Aur orra Plaza, Union CCity y, CCA, A, 94587.

9 4587.

This business is conducted condducted by by a individual.

Registrant R egistrraant has not yet yet e begun transacting tr ansacting business under the fictitious businesss name herein. or names listed her ein. /s/Kumod /s/K umod Kishore Kishorre Kumar Kumar u This statement was filed fi with Santa the County Clerk of S anta Claraa County on 3/07 3/07/2014.

Clar 7/2014.

3/12, 3/19, (pub Metro Metro 3/1 2, 3/1 19, 3/26, 4/02/2014) 4/02/201 4)

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS FICTITIOUS BUSINESS N NAME SSTATEMENT TATTEMENT #588989

The follo following wing person person(s) (s) is (are) (ar re) e doing business as: The Maziquarium, 1460 1460 Main M Street., Kevin Walton.

S trreet., e K evin e W alton..

This business is conducted condducted by by a individual. i di id l Registrant transacting R egistrraant began tr annsacting business under the fifictitious ctitious names business name or na mes 11/1/2002. listed herein herreein on 11/1/ /2002.

Refile previous #418445 R efile of pr reevious file #4 18445 with changes. /s/Kevin /s/K Kevin e Walson Waalson This statement was filed fi with Santa the County Clerk of S anta Claraa County on 3/05 3/05/2014.

Clar 5/2014.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS FICTITIOUS BUSINESS N NAME SSTATEMENT TATTEMENT #588365

The follo following wing person person(s) (s) is (are) (ar re) e doing business as: MeganNicole, 1082 1082 Lincoln L Ave., A ve., San Jose, CA, CA, 95125, 95125, 3161 Sylvan Dr., Megan Brasil, Brasil, 31 61 S ylvvaan Dr r.,.

San Jose, CA, CA, 95148.

95148.

This business is conducted condducted by by a individual.

Registrant R egistrraant has not yet yet e begun transacting tr ansacting business under the fictitious businesss name herein. or names listed her ein.

Brasil /s/Megan Br rasil a This statement was filed fi with the County Clerk of Santa Santa Claraa County on 2/1 2/18/2014.

Clar 8 8/201 4.

3/12, 3/19, (pub Metro Metro 3/1 2, 3/1 19, 3/26, 4/02/2014) 4/02/201 4)

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS FICTITIOUS BUSINESS N NAME SSTATEMENT TATTEMENT #588169 #588 169

The follo following wing person person(s) (s) is (are) (ar re) e doing business as: Salvaged Wood TTerra err e a Amico Salv vaged a dW oood LLC, 255 Fitzgerald FFurniture, urniturre, e LL C, 2 55 Fit tzgerraald Avenue, A venue, San Martin, Martin, CA, CA, 95046, 4182, Mystic Court, 9 5046, 4 182, M ystic Cour t, San Jose, CA, CA, 95124.

95124.

This business is conducted condducted by by Company. a Limited Liability Com mpany.

Registrant transacting R egistr g raant began g tr annsactingg business under the fictitious fictitious business name or names names herein 1/27/2014. listed her reein on 1/2 7/2014.

Refile previous #569492 R efile of pr evious file #56 9492 with changes. /s/Joe Rainen Rainen Managing Manager #201401410422 #201 401410422 This statement was filed fi with Santa the County Clerk of S anta Claraa County on 2/1 2/12/2014.

Clar 2 2/201 4.

(pub Metr Metroo 3/12, 3/12, 3/19, 3/19, 3/1 3/16, 6, 4/02/2014) 4/02/201 4)

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME SSTATEMENT TATTEMENT #588990

The following folloow wing person(s) is (are) Bravo (ar e) doing business as: Br raavo EEvent vent Productions, Prooductions, 1460 1460 Street, Main S treet, Santa Clara, Clara, CCA, A, 95050, Kevin Walton.

9 5050, K eevin W aalton.

This business is conducted by by a individual.

Registrant transacting R egistrant began tr ansacting business under the fictitious business name or names herein listed her ein on 1/1/2009.

1/1/2009.

Refile previous #516171 R efile of pr evious file #5 16171 with changes. /s/Kevin /s/K Keevin Walton Waalton This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Clara 3/05/2014.

Clar ra County on 3/05/201 4.

Metroo 3/12, (pub Metr 3/12, 3/19, 3/19, 3/26, 4/02/2014) 4/02/201 4)

REQUESST FOR PUBLI REQUEST PUBLICC NOTICE NO TICE EBI PROJECT PROJECT #61134868 #611134868

Cellco Partnership Partnership and its controlled contr olled affiliates doing business as Verizon Veriz e on Wireless Wirreeless (Verizon Wireless) proposing (V Veerizon W ireless) is pr oposing to collocate antennas at a centerline height g of 35 35 feet 30.2-foot on a 30 .2-foot monopole at 3636 36 36 Murillo Avenue, Avenue, San Clara County, Jose, Santa Clar ra County y, CCA A 95148.

9 5148. The monopole will be extended to a height of 55.3 55.3 feet to accommodate for the installation. Public Public comments rregarding eegarding potential effects from fr om this site on historic properties pr roper o ties may be submitted within 30-days from from the date of this publication to: 61134868-SJF PProject roject o 6 1134868-SJF c/o sforrest@ EEBI BI Consulting, sforr rest@ e ebiconsulting.com, 11445 11445 Via #472, East V ia Linda, Suite 2, #4 72, AZZ 8 85259, S Scottsdale, dl A 5259, or via i telephone at (781)273-2500.

(781)273-2500.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME SSTATEMENT TATTEMENT #588844

The follo following ow wing person(s) is (are) (ar e) doing business as: Color 257 North Street, One, 2 57 Nor th First S trreeet, Brenda Br enda Goti Domine, 5754 5754 Chambertin Chamber tin Dr., Drr.., San Jose, CA, CA, 95118.

9 5118.

This business is conducted by by a individual.

Registrant transacting R egistrant began tr ansacting business under the fictitious b i business name or names listed herein herein on 9/26/2006.

Refile previous #453786 R efile of pr evious file #4 53786 with changes. /s/Brenda /s/Br reenda Goti Domine This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Clara 2/28/2014.

Clar ra County on 2/2 8/2014.

Metroo 3/12, (pub Metr 3/12, 3/19, 3/19, 3/26, 4/02/2014) 4/02/201 4)

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME SSTATEMENT TATTEMENT #588926

The follo following ow wing person(s) is (are) (ar e) doing business as: Services, Liyu Catering Ser vices 1932 vices, 1932 S. Bascom Ave., Ave., San Jose, Sara CCA, A, 95125, 95125, Sar ra Dadie, 2838 Grasslands, #2421, 2 838 Gr raasslands, #2 421, Sacramento, Sacr amento, CA, CA, 95833.

95833.

This business is conducted by by a individual.

Registrant R egistrant has not yet yet begun transacting tr ansacting business under the fictitious business name herein. or names listed her reein.

Refile previous R efile of pr evious file

#588606 8606 with changes. #588 /s/Sara /s/S Sara Dadie This statement was filed with the County C Clerk of Santa Clara 3/03/2014.

Clar ra County on 3/0 3/2014.

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FICTTITIOUS BUSINESS FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME NAM ME STATEMENT STATTEMENT #588787 #58 88787

The following f wing person(s) is follo (are) (ar e)) doing business as: Bay Mobile Services, 419 Mob bile Ser vices, 4 19 FFremont reemont Ave., A ve., LLos oos Altos, CA, CA, 94024, 94024, Marcel Vinson.

Mar c V cel inson.

This business is conducted by by individual. a ind dividual.

Registrant transacting R egiistrant began tr ansacting business busi ness under the fictitious business busi ness name or names listedd herein herein on 2/24/14.

2/24/14.

Refile previous R efille of pr evious file #588784 #588 8784 with changes. /s/Marcel /s/M Marcel Vinson Vinson This statement was filed with the County C Clerk of Santa Clara 2/27/2014.

Clar ra County on 2/2 7/2014.

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FICTTITIOUS BUSINESS FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME NAM ME STATEMENT STATTEMENT #587539 #58 87539

The ffollowing followingg pperson(s) ( ) is (are) (ar e)) doing business as: Maxpros Electronics, 11797 Max xprros o Electr roonics, 11 797 Cupertino, Pinee Brook Brook Ct., Cuper tino, CCA, A, 95014, Raphael 9 50114, R aphael K.Y Hwang.

This business is conducted by by a individual. inddividual.

Registrant transacting R egiistrant began tr ansacting business busi ness under the fictitious business busi ness name or names listedd herein herein on 1/28/2014.

1/28/2014.

Refile previous R efille of pr evious file #520694 #5 20 0694 with changes. /s/Raphael /s/R Raphael K.Y Hwang This statement was filed with the County C Clerk of Santa Clara 1/28/2014.

Clar ra County on 1/2 8/2014.

Metro ( b Metr (pub M ro 2/26, / 6 3/05, / 3/12, 3/1 / 2, 3/19/2014) 3/1 9 9/201 4)

FICTTITIOUS BUSINESS FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME NAM ME STATEMENT STATTEMENT #587694 #58 87694

The ffollowing following person(s) is (are) (ar e)) doing business as: The Garrans Dr., Lab Guy, G y, 1398 Guy 1398 G arrraans Dr r.., San Jose, CA, CA, 95130, 95130, David Moncayo.

Mon ncayo.

This business is conducted by by a individual. inddividual.

Registrant R egiistrant has not yet yet begun transacting tr rans a sacting business under the fifictitious business name names or na ames listed li t d hherein. herreein. i /s/David /s/D David Moncayo Moncayo This statement was filed with Clerk of Santa the County C Clara 1/30/2014.

Clar ra County on 1/30/201 4.

Metro (pubb Metr ro 2/26, 3/05, 3/12, 3/12, 3/19/2014) 3/1 9 9/201 4)

FICTTITIOUS BUSINESS FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME NAM ME STATEMENT STATTEMENT #588495 #58 88495

The following f wing person(s) is follo (are) (ar e)) doing business as: Just 15814 B. Massage, M 15814 Winchester Winchester Blvd., Gatos, Blv d., Suite 102, 102, LLos oos G atos, CCA, A, 95030, 95030, Bridget Eding, 916 916 Union 203, Unio on St., St., t Apt 20 3, Alameda, Alameda 94501.

CCA, A, 9 4501.

This business is conducted by by individual. an in ndividual.

Registrant transacting R egiistrant began tr ansacting business busi ness under the fictitious business busi ness name or names listedd herein herein on 5/01/2008.

Refile previous R efille of pr evious file #509024 #509 9024 with changes /s/Bridget /s/B Bridget Eding.

This statement was filed with

the County Clerk of Sa Santa anta Claraa County on 2/20 2/20/2014.

Clar /2014.

Metro 3/12, 3/19, (pub Metr ro 3/05, 3/05 3/1 2 3/1 2, 9, 3/26/2014) 3/26/201 4)

FI FICTITIOUS CTITIOUS BUSINESS BUSINESS N NAME SSTATEMENT TATTEMENTT #588078

Clara County on 1/30/201 Clara 1/30/2014.

4.

Metro (pub Metr ro 2/26, 3/05, 3/12, 3/12, 3/19/2014) 3/1 9/2014)

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME SSTATEMENT TATTEMENT #588374 #58837 74

This statement was waas filed with the County Cl Clerk lerk of Santa Clar Claraa Countyy on 2/1 2/10/2014.

0/2014. (pub Metr Metroo 3/05, 3/12, 3/12, 3/19, 3/1 9, 3/26/201 3/26/2014) 4)

The following following person(s) is (ar (are) re) e doing business as: Japonica, 592 Street, 59 2 N. 5th S treet, San Jose, CCA, A, 95125, 95125, Ngoc Yen Yeen T Do, St. Dr.,., San Jose, 11674 674 S t. Anthony Dr CCA, A, 95125, 95125, PPaul aul Sakamoto, 2437 2 437 Bookisin Ave., Ave., San Jose, Ken CCA, A, 95125, 95125, K een Matsumoto, 6555 Palm 65 Palm Haven Haven Ave., Ave., e San Jose, CA, CA, 95125.

95125.

This business is conducted by by general partnership. a gener raal par tnership.

Registrant R egistrraant has not yet yet begun transacting tr ransacting a business under the fictitious business name or names listed herein. herein. /s/Ngoc Yen Yen e T. T. Do This statement was filed with Claraa the County Clerk of Santa Clar 2/18/2014.

County on 2/1 8/2014.

Metro (pub Metr ro 2/26, 3/05, 3/12, 3/12, 3/19/2014) 3/1 9/2014)

FI FICTITIOUS CTITIOUS BUSINESS BUSINESS N NAME SSTATEMENT TATTEMENTT #588513 #5885 13

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME SSTATEMENT TATTEMENT #588405

The follo following wing person( person(s) (s) is (are) (ar ree) doing business as: a Lucky Lucky YYou ou o FFurnishings, urnishings, 775 775 N. N 10th 10th St., Jose, A, S t., Suite 1192, 92, San Jos se, CCA, 95112, Costanza, 9 5112, Shane Costanz za, 471 471 Wainwright W aainwright Ave., Ave., San Jose, CCA, A, 95128.

95128.

This business is conducted conduucted by by a individual.

Registrant R egistrraant has not yet yett begun transacting tr ransacting a business uunder the fictitious businesss name herein. or names listed her einn. /s/Shane Costanza

The follo following wing person( person(s) (s) is (are) (ar ree) doing business as: a FCPWORKS, FCP WORKS, 8401 Washington Waashington Albuquerque, NM, M, Pl., N.E., Albuquer quee, N 87113, SIMPLEMENTE 8 7113, S IMPLEMENTE US, US, Inc. This business is conducted conduucted by by Corporation. a Corpor raation.

Above Abo ve entity was formed form med in the state of California Registrant transacting R egistrraant began tr ran ansacting business under the fictitious ficctitious business name or names nam mes herein listed her reein on 17-Feb-2014.

17-FFeebb-2014. /s/Monica Reina Reina PPresident resident #2717486 #2 717486 This statement was fifiled led with Santa the County Clerk of Sa anta Claraa County on 2/20 2/20/2014.

Clar /2014.

Metro 3/05, (pub Metr ro 2/26, 3/0 05, 3/12, 3/12, 3/19/2014) 3/1 9/2014)

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS FICTITIOUS BUSINESS N NAME SSTATEMENT TATTEMENTT #588426

The follo following wing person( person(s) (s) is (are) (ar ree) doing business as: a 1.

Omnicentrix, 2. Centrix Centriix Realty, Realtyy, Mortgage, 33.. Centrix Mor tgage, 55598 598 Jose, FFarmhouse aarmhouse Ct., San Jo ose, CA, CA, 95123, Nguyen.

9 5123, TTuan uuan Nguy en.

This business is conducted conduucted by by a individual.

Registrant transacting R egistrraant began tr ran ansacting business under the fictitious ficctitious names business name or nam mes herein listed her reein on 02/01/2014.

02/011/2014. /s/Tuan /s/T Tuuan Nguyen Nguyen This statement was filed filed with Santa the County Clerk of Sa anta Claraa County on 2/1 2/19/2014.

Clar 9/2014.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS FICTITIOUS BUSINESS N NAME SSTATEMENT TATTEMENTT #587699

The follo following wing person( person(s) (s) is (are) (ar ree) doing business as: a Billionairee Hippies, 11491 Billionair 491 San JJose, G ld l k Rd., Goldenlake Rd S ose, CA, CA, A 95131, Caampued.

9 5131, Jaylene Caamp pued.

This business is conducted conduucted by by a individual.

Registrant R egistrraant has not yet yett begun transacting tr ransacting a business uunder the fictitious businesss name or names listed herein. hereinn. /s/Jaylene Caampuedd This statement was fifiled led with the County Clerk of Santa Saanta

The follo following wing person(s) is (are) ((ar ree)) doingg business as: J & V Machining, 671 671 Aldo Avenue, Avenue, Suite #9, #9, Santa Clara, Clara, 95054, 95054, Kelvin 6222 Rubicon K eelvin Nguyen, Nguyen, 6 222 R ubicon Ave., A ve., Newark, CA, CA, 94560, 94560, Vivian V ivian Nguyen, Nguyen, 11782 782 Oakland Rd., #15, #15, San Jose, CA, CA, 95131.

95131.

This business is conducted by by general partnership. a gener raal par tnership.

Registrant R egistrraant has not yet yet begun transacting tr ransacting a business under the fictitious business name or herein. names listed her ein. /s/Kelvin /s/K Keelvin Nguyen Nguyen This statement was filed with Claraa the County Clerk of Santa Clar 2/19/2014.

County on 2/1 9/2014.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME SSTATEMENT TATTEMENT #588383

The follo following wing person(s) is (ar (are) re) e doing business as: AC AC Energy Energy Solutions, 115220 5220 Oak Ridge Way., W aayy.,. Los Los Gatos, Gatos, CA, CA, 95030, 95030, ACC Mechanical S Systems, A ystems, Inc. This business is conducted by by

a Cor Corporation. rporation.

Above Abo ve entity was formed in the statee of California Registrant R egisstrant has not yet yet begun transacting tr rans a sacting business under the fictitious fi business name or names name es listed herein. herein. /s/Robert /s/R o t Herzig ober PPresident reesident #C3313405 #C3 3 3405 31 This sstatement was filed with Claraa the County C Clerk of Santa Clar County 2/18/2014.

Coun nty on 2/1 8/2014.

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FICTTITIOUS BUSINESS FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME NAM ME SSTATEMENT TATEMENT T #587439 #587 7439 4

The following f wing person(s) is (ar follo (are) re) e doingg business as: CD Smog TTest est e Only, O Onlyy, 468 Auzerais, Auzerais, San Jose, CA, CA, 95126, 95126, Cindy Dinh, Dr., 55469 469 Ellyridge Dr r.,. San Jose, CCA, A, 95123.

95123. is conducted by This business b by individual. a ind ividual.

Registrant egisstrant has not yet R yet began transacting tr rans a sacting business under the fictitious fi business name or names herein. name es listed her ein. /s/Cindy /s/Ci indy Dinh This sstatement was filed with Claraa the County C Clerk of Santa Clar County 1/27/2014.

Coun nty on 1/2 7/2014.

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FICTTITIOUS BUSINESS FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME NAM ME SSTATEMENT TATEMENT T #588381 #588 8381

The following f wing person(s) is (ar follo (are) re) e doingg business as: Monster Service Bay, TTree ree e S Ser vice of the South Bay y, Street, Inc, 745 745 E. San Salvador Salvador S treet, San Jose, Jose, CA, CA, 95112, 95112, Santa Clara Valley Care, Clar ra V alley a TTree ree Car e, Inc. is conducted by This business b by corporation. a cor rporation.

Above Abo ve entity was formed in the statee of California Registrant R egis istrant has h not yet yet begun b transacting tr rans a sacting business under business name or the fictitious fi names name es listed herein. herein. /s/Thomas /s/Th homas Gay Gay CEO #C3636597 #C36 636597 This sstatement was filed with Claraa the County C Clerk of Santa Clar County 2/18/2014.

Coun nty on 2/1 8/2014.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME SSTATEMENT TATTEMENTT # 88 #588339

The follo following wing person(s) person(s) is (are) (ar e) doing business as: a Leon Leon e Phillip Motors Group, Group, 1638 1638 E. San Antonio St., St., San Jose, Jose, CA, CA, 95116, 9 5116, Alan Nguyen.

Nguyen.

This business is conducted conduucted by by a individual.

Registrant has not yet begun Registrant yett transacting tr ansacting business under u the fictitious businesss name or names listed herein. herrein. e /s/Alan Nguyen Nguyen filed This statement was fil led with Santa Claraa the County Clerk of Sa anta Clar County on 2/14/2014.

2/14/2014. (pub Metro 2/26, 3/05, 3/12, Metrro 2/26 3/0 05 3/12, 05, 2 3/19/2014) 3/1 9/2014)

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME SSTATEMENT TATTEMENTT #587997

The follo following wing person(s) person(s) is (are) (arre) e doing business as: Runway Runway u Cafe, 1250 1250 Aviation, Aviation, STE STE 1130, 30, San Jose, CA, CA, 95110, 9511 1 0, Air Culinaire Culinaire Worldwide, Woorldwide, 5830 58 5 30 W. W. CCypress ypress St., St., STE STE B&C, TTampa, aampa, FL, 33607.

FL, 336077.

This business is conducted conduucted by by Company. a Limited Liability Com mpanyy.

Above Abo ve entity was formed form med in the Delaware state of Delawar re Registrant R egistrant has not yet yett begun name or names listed herein. herein. /s/Deena Barcus Barcus VP of Finance #200832310110 #2008 32310110 filed This statement was fil led with Santa Claraa the County Clerk of Sa anta Clar County on 2/06/2014.

2/06/2014.

4 Metro (pub Metr ro 2/19, 2/19, 2/26, 2/26 6, 3/05, 3/12/2014) 3/12/2014)

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT STATTEMENTT #588269

The follo following wing person(s) person(s) is (are) (are) doing business as: a 1. Affordable Vacations Affordable V aacations AVI, International, 2. A VI, V 5530 30 Lawrence Lawr ence Expressway, Exprressway e y, #513, #513, Santa Clara, Clarraa, CA, CA, 95814, 95814, The FForseti orseti Group Group LLC, LLC, 1017 10117 L Street, #278, Sacramento, S treet, #2 78, Sacr rame a ento, CCA, A, 95814.

95814.

This business is conducted conduucted by by Company. a Limited Liability Com mpanyy.

Above Abo ve entity was formed form med in the Delaware state of Delawar re

Registrant has not yet Registrant yet begun business under the fictitious business name or names herein. listed her ein.

Brown /s/Norman Br rown #4779063 #4 779063 This statement was filed with Claraa the County Clerk of Santa Clar 2/13/2014.

County on 2/1 3/2014.

Metroo 2/1 2/19, (pub Metr 9, 2/26, 3/05, 3/12/2014) 3/1 2/2014)

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME SSTATEMENT TATTEMENT #5872777 #58727

The follo following ow wing person(s) is (ar (are) re) e Alvarez doing business as: Alv vaarreez Littleworth Consulting, 4281 4281 Littlewor th Wy., W y.,. San Jose, CA, CA, 95135, 95135, Ruben Alvarez.

R uben Alv arez.

This business is conducted by by a individual.

Registrant transacting R egistrant began tr ansacting business under the fictitious business name or names listed herein 1/1/2013. her reein on 1/1/201 3. /s/Ruben Alvarez /s/R uben Alv arrez e This statement was filed with Claraa the County Clerk of Santa Clar County on 1/22/2014.

1/22/2014.

Metroo 2/1 2/19, (pub Metr 9, 2/26, 3/05, 3/12/2014) 3/1 2/2014)

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME SSTATEMENT TATTEMENT #587452 #587 7452 4

The follo following ow wing person(s) is (ar (are) re) e doing business as: 1. Reign Reign Company,, 2. R.C.C, Clothing Company 2591 Dr., 2 591 PPantalis antalis Dr r.., San Jose, Ricardo CCA, A, 95132, 95132, Ricar do Sarabia.

Sarraabia.

This business is conducted by by a individual.

Registrant R egistrant has not yet yet begun transacting tr ansacting business under the fictitious business name or herein. names listed her rein. e /s/Richard Sarabia /s/Richar rd Sar abia This statement was filed with Claraa the County Clerk of Santa Clar 1/27/2014.

County on 1/2 7/2014.

Metroo 2/1 2/19, ( b Metr (pub M / 9, 2/26, / 6 3/05, / 3/12/2014) 3/1 2/2014)

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME SSTATEMENT TATTEMENT #587898

The follo following ow wing person(s) is (are) Dr.r. K’s (ar e) doing business as: Dr Group, Dental Gr oup, 11888 888 Saratoga Sarraatoga Ave., STE A ve., S TE 1102, 02, San Jose, CA, CA, 95129, Olga 9 5129, O lga Khevsurishvili, 7720 20 Cypress Cyprreess Ave., Ave., San Jose,

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME SSTATEMENT TATTEMENT #588104 #588 104

The follo following ow wing person(s) is (are) (ar e) doing business as: D.A. YYoder ooder Commercial Commercial Real R eal Estate, 900 Lafayette Lafayette Street, S trreeet, Suite 201, Santa Clara, Clar raa, CA, CA, 95050, 95050, Douglas Georgetta A. YYoder, ooderr, 11570 570 Geor getta Drive, Driv e, San Jose, CA, CA, 95125.

95125.

This business is conducted bbyy a individual.

Registrant R egistrant has not yet yet begun transacting trransacting a business under the fictitious business name or names listed herein. herein. /s/Douglas A. YYoder ooder

This statement was filed This with with the County Clerk of Santa San nta Clara Clara County on 2/11/2014.

2/1 11/2014. (pub Metroo 2/19, (pu ub Metr 2/19, 2/26, 3/05, 3/12/2014) 3/0 05, 3/1 2/2014)

FICT FICTITIOUS C ITIOUS BUSINESS BUSINESS NAME NA AME SSTATEMENT TATTEMENT #588670 #5 588670

Thee following folloow wing person(s) is (are) (aare) doing business as: Bay Area Arreea Health Spa, 2055 Grant Ste 205 55 Gr raant Rd., S te 1100, 00, 94024, Wrap LLos os os Altos, CCA, A, 9 4024, W rap World W oorld LC. LC. Thiss business is conducted Thi bbyy a limited liability company. com mpany.

Registrant R eggistrant began transacting tr annsacting business under thee fictitious business name nam me or names listed herein her rein on April 2008.

Refile previous R efifile of pr reevious file #507908 #50 07908 after 40 days of expiration exp pirraation date. /s/Song /s/ /Song J. LLee eee Manager Ma nager #200808810112 #20 00808810112 Thiss statement was filed Thi withh the County Clerk of wit Santa San nta Clara Clara County on 2/25/2014.

2/2 25/2014. (pub Metroo /312, (pu ub Metr /312, 3/19, 3/19, 3/26, 4/02/2014) 3/2 26, 4/02/201 4)

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Cr eek Est ates. The seller has ccompleted ompleted almost all of the ccounty oun nty pre-development pr e-deveelopment rrequirements equirements buildability. to determine buildabilit y. PG&E E SLV water aree aavailable onsite. and SL LV w ater ar vvailable onsi ite.

Property surveyed Pr operty rrecently ecently sur veyeed and the t geotechnical archaeological geotechnic al and ar chaeological aree also aavailable.

Creek rreports eports ar vvailable. Bear Cr C eek Estates shared Est ates has a shar ed septic ssystem ystem m likee a se sewer which is lik wer ssystem. ystem. Thiss flag entrance lot has a beautiful beautiful gated entranc ce plenty omm and plent ty of sun. An ideal ccommute mute location. lo cation. Owner financing aavailable. vvailaable. $185,000.

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CA, 95117.

This business is conducted bbyy an individual individual.

Registrant R egistrant began transacting tr ansacting business under the fictitious business name or names listed herein 3/1/2009.. her rein e on 3/1/2009 Refile previous R efile of pr reevious file #520623 #5 20623 with changes. /s/Olga lga Khevsurishvili /s/O This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Claraa County on Santa Clar 2/05/2014.

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FREE W WILL ILLL ASTROLOGY A STROLOGY ARIESS (Mar ARIE (March ch 21-April 19): “Th “There here was another life life that I might have had, but I am a having this one.” acter in KKazuo azuo Ish higuro's novel The So says a char character Ishiguro's Att this junctur juncturee in your y life life story story, y, Aries, it Unconsoled. A might be healing ffor or you to mak ke a similar declar ation. make declaration.

Now is an excellent moment to say a final goodbye to plot twists that you wished would w have happened but never did. To To do so will free free up stuck energy energy that will then become available ffor or ffuture uture pr ojects. YYou ou projects. may even awaken to exciting po ossibilities you haven't possibilities imagined yet.

TAURUS T AURUS (April 20-May 20): Inn May 2011, two Nepali men rreached eached the top of Mt. Ever Everest rest after a six-week climb. Lakpa TTsheri ssheri Sherpa and Sano S Babu Sunuwar had pr prepared epared an unpr unprecedented ecedentedd way to get back down themselves off the mountain. SStrapping trapping the mselves to a single par achute, they leaped off and par pparaglided aglided ffor or 45 parachute, minutes, landing near a Sherpa village thousands of ffeet eet below the summit. I sugges suggest st you look ar around ound ffor or shortcut a metaphorical version of a sho rtcut like that, TTaurus. aaurus.

Don't do the next part of the jou urney the same way journey you did the previous previous phase. Take Taakee a mor ect rroute. oute. moree dir direct Enjoy an al ternate adventure. adventure. Give Give yourself a fresh fresh alternate challenge.

GEMINI (May 2121-June June 20): Se Seeking eking wisdom and chasing after pleasur pleasuree ar aree polarr opposites, right?

YYou ou o must devote yourself to eith her one or the other either other,, correct? cor rect? t? YYou ou o can be b an enlighte enlightened li ht nedd ser servant vantt off the th gr eater good or else an exuberant exuberant a hedonist in quest of greater joy y, but not both. True?

True? r N False. W rong. Her e's joy, No. No. No. Wrong.

Here's the bigger truth: Now and then, grace grace periods come along when you can become sm marter and kinder by smarter eelinng rreally exploring the mysteries of ffeeling eally good. CCan an you guess when the next of these ggrace race periods will ar rive arrive ffor or you, Gemini? Her e's the answ wer: It's her Here's answer: heree now!

CANCER (June 21-July 21-July 22): Hu Humans umans walked on the

moon before before anyone ever had the the simple idea to put wheels on suitcases. Unbelievable, Unbelievable, right? Until 1972, three three years after astronauts astronauuts first walked on the lunar surf surface, ace, tr travelers avelers in airpor airports rts and tr train ain stations had to carry carry and drag drag wheellesss containers full of able outtheir belongings. I suspect that a compar comparable of-sequence goingg on in your own lif life, of sequence thing may be goin e e, Cancerian.

Cancerian. In some ways you ar aree totally up-to-date, and in other ways you ar aree laggin lagging ng behind. Now would be a good time to identify any discr ddiscrepancies epancies and start correcting correcting them. Metaphoricallyy speaking, I'd love you rolling luggage by the next next time you take a to have rolling journey. journey.

LLEO EO (July 23-Aug. 23-Aug. 22): Have yo you ou ever hear heardd of the

bigfoot? know,, one of sasquatch, also known as bigf ooot? YYou oou know hairy,, humanoid beas beasts walkss upright those big, hairy ts that walk Scientists assuree us that and lives in dense fforests? orests? Scien ntists assur theree is no such thing. But then they used to say the ther same thing about the platypus. It was a myth, they declared; declar ed; a figment of explor explorers' ers' vivid imaginations. mammal A duck-billed, egg-laying mamm mal simply could not exist When the rrespected exist. espected Britis British sh zoologist Geor George ge Shaw claimed ther theree was indeedd such a cr creature, eature, he contemporaries.

Eventually, was mocked by his contempor aries. Eventually y, though, the truth emer emerged ged and Shaw wa was as vindicated. I suspect that you Leos will soon experien nce an event akin to the experience discovery and confirmation thatt the platypus is rreal. eal.

VIRGO VIR GO (Aug. 23-Sept.

23-Sept. 22): KKyoka yyooka is a Japanese wor wordd that means a flower rreflected eflected inn a mir mirror. ror. I suggest you use it as a metaphor to help youu understand what's happening in your lif lifee right now now. w. Her Heree ar aree some clues to jumpstart your ruminations. Ar A Aree you mor moree ffocused ocused t on what you on the image of what you love than love? If so, is ther theree anything wr wrong o with that, or is it ong perfectly Aree you mor moree int interested ephemeral perf ectly fine? Ar terested in ephemer al beauty that you can admir admiree fr from om m af afar ar than in tangible theree anything beautyy yyou can actuallyy touch? If so, is ther y g wrong wr ong with that, or is it perf perfectly ectly fine? Should you turn away fr from om a dr dreamy eamy sur surrogate rogate and a turn towar towardd the rreal eal thing? If so, why?

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23-Oct. 22): A Br British ritish rresearcher esearcher pour poured ed

300 million ffacts acts into a comput computer er pr program ogram designed to determine the most boring day in history history.. The winner selected was April 11, 1954. It was selecte ed because almost nothing important happened ex except xcept an election in Belgium. I'm wondering if you Libr LLibras as might rreach each that level of blah sometime soon. Th Thee astr astrological ological omens

By yR ROB OB BREZSNY week of March March 12

possibility. frankly, suggest it's a po ossibility. And fr ankly, I hope that's happens. break from exactly what hap ppens. YYou ou o need a br eak fr om high adventuree and aagitated activity.. YYou adventur gitated activity ou o would benefit from fr om indulging in n some downtime that allowed you to silence luxuriate in silen nce and stasis. The time has come to psychic rrecharge echarge your ps sychic batteries.

SCORPIO SC ORPIO (Oc (Oct. ct. 23-Nov. 23-Nov. 21): YYou ou o won't be the

rrecipient ecipient of goodd luck in the coming days. Nor will you experience bad b luck or dumb luck or weir weirdd luck.

No, Scorpio. The ser serendipitous endipitous slew of synchr synchronicities onicities spheree rrequires that will slip andd slide into your spher equires a new wor word, d, which h I have coined ffor or this occasion. That wordd is ““shluck.” cracked pluckyy sort of wor shluck ” Shluck is a cr shluck. acked yet pluck backwar backwards ds luck that pr provides ovides you with an abundance of curious slack. Shluck slings your way a series of happy accidentss and curious coincidences that give you experiences you didn't even rrealize ealize you needed.

TToo take maximum m advantage of shluck's benefits, you drop have to dispensee with your agendas and dr op your expectations.

SSAGITTARIUS AGITT TARIU A US (Nov (Nov.. 22 22-Dec. -Dec. 21): In the old Baba ffairy airy tale ““Ali Ali A Bab ba and the Forty Thieves,” the poor woodcutter Ali Baba B is collecting fir firewood ewood in the fforest orest when he spies s a gang of thieves br bragging agging about Observing from their exploits. Ob bserving them fr om a hiding place, he hears them cchant hant a phr ase, ““open open sesame.” This phrase, magically unseals unseals the opening to a cave that happens to be full of thei easure. Later theirr stolen tr treasure.

Later,, when the thieves have dep parted, Ali Baba goes to the cave and departed, says “open “open sesame” sesame” himself s. himself.. The hocus-pocus work works.

He slips into thee cave and steals a bag of gold fr om from the rrobbers' obbers' plun nder. This story has rresemblances esemblances plunder. to an adventur adventuree you could enjoy sometime soon, Sagittarius. I sus spect you may discover your own suspect openn sesame.” It will give you access to a version of ““open less liter al and mor m literal moree legitimate bounty bounty..

CAPRICORN CAPRIC ORN (Dec. 22 22-Jan. -Jan. 19): YYour oour ability to heal rifts and bridge gaps g is unusually high. YYou oou could seemingly connect seeming gly irreconcilable irreconcilable elements and forge forge apparently impossible appar ently impo ossible links. links. Former allies who have become estr estranged anged might be moved to bond again thr ough your co mpassionate inter vention. I'm not through compassionate intervention. promising pr omising amaz amazingly ingly mir miraculous aculous ffeats eats of unification, b t I'm but I' nott rulin ruling li g them th out, t either either. ith . YYou oou have h a sixth i th sense about how w to cr create eate inter interesting esting mixtur mixtures es by applying just the right amount of pr pressure essure and off offering ering just the right kind of tenderness.

AQUARIUS A QUARIUS ((Jan. Jan. 20-Feb. 18): My friend Har Harry ry said

he wanted to tea teach ach me to play golf golf.. ““Are A Are you kidding?” incredulously.

I asked him incr e edulously . “The dullest game on the provide planet?” He triedd to convince me that it would pr ovide lots of inter interesting estinng metaphors I could use in writing hor oscopes. “Name “Name one,” I challenged him. He told me horoscopes. that “Volkswagen” “Volkswageen” is a slang term that describes what golfer awkwardd shot that happens when a golf er makes an awkwar nevertheless tur turns rns out to be quite good. “Hmmm,” I rreplied. eplied. “That is exactly the theme I have decided on ffor or the Aquariuss hor horoscope.” oscope.”

PISCESS (Feb. 19-Mar PISCE 119-March ch 20): Do you rremember emember being in your mother'ss womb? Pr Probably obably not. But her here's e's what I know abo about out that time: In the first ffew ew week weekss after you were were cconceived, onceived, your body gr grew ew at a very rrapid apid rate. rate. Once you wer weree born, if you had continued to expand and develop develop with that much vigor vigor,, you would liter literally ally have haave gr grown own to be as big as a mountain by now. now. So let's be thankful you slowed down. But I do want to sound aan n alert and let you know that you ar aree currently cur rently in a gr growth o owth spurt with some metaphorical rresemblances esemblances too that original eruption. It's basically a good thing. Jus Just st be awar awaree that you may experience growing gr owing pains.

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