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if the wealthy paid their fair share. The decline of the middle class began with the same guy who didn’t know a vegetable from a condiment: Ronald Reagan. And every Republican since Reagan has accelerated the erosion of the middle class. But to be fair, some Democrats have also had their hand in it as well. That’s because the divide that is growing in the country isn’t actually between Republicans and Democrats any more than it’s between the right and the left. It’s between the wealthy and the rest of us. So the public conversation is about spending too much. And who could argue with that? Even decent, hard-working, middle-class people know that you shouldn’t spend more than you take in. Working-class people understand this very well. Why? Because when you live on a limited budget, you learn how to make sure your basics are covered before you look at what my own working-class mother called “the extras.� When the wealthy direct the conversation, we are told to look at the hard facts of not enough money for all of our needs. But what we miss by looking only in this direction is that the wealthy are doing just fine. Remember the banking crisis? The deregulation sought and obtained by George W. and company created the ground for rampant exploitation of regular working people. And after they created the economic disaster, who did they turn to for the bailout? Us. We the People saved their sorry asses. So with foreclosures happening everywhere, job losses everywhere, basic services threatened everywhere, it’s a bit galling that Wall Street CEOs are now earning more money than they were before the bailout. The depletion of money for basic services isn’t happening because there’s no money to be had; it’s because the wealthy have found ways to avoid paying their fair share. It’s an old story: the rich get richer while the poor, and now middle class, gets poorer. This is the conversation we’re not having. And to the extent that we don’t, we participate in our own demise.

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Elementary School’s campus. Introduced at a Jan. 12 Board of Education meeting, the proposal anticipates future enrollment growth at the charter school while filling available rooms at the public school. An 80 percent growth in enrollment since SRCSA’s first year of operation, in 2007, has pushed the school beyond capacity. In contrast, Doyle Park Elementary has experienced an acute and ongoing decline in enrollment in a trend that threatens to further dismantle already ailing public schools. With eight classrooms open, the school currently houses special education classes as well as a district-operated class for deaf and hard of hearing infants. These classes would be moved elsewhere in the fall of 2011 if the proposal goes through. “We are positive and open about how

things would work out. People are curious about the possibilities of how that would look,� says Kaesa Enemark, principal at Doyle Park Elementary. However, many SRCSA parents who attended the school board meeting say they felt blindsided by the possibility of splitting up students of the charter school, which itself is a former public elementary school closed due to declining enrollment. “There hasn’t been a long-term plan to address growth reasonably and sustainably,� says Hannah Hoffman, the parent of a first grader and one of the plan’s more vocal opponents. “This is a knee-jerk reaction to the obvious popularity of the program.� Hoffman has helped to form a group called Parents for the Sustainable Growth of SRCSA which established a Facebook page within 72 hours of the school board meeting. &&

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In addition, the two schools have combined forces on Boys and Girls Club activities, as well as a Day of the Dead celebration. Centers sees the proximity of the schools as a boon for both students and administrators, an attitude shared by Enemark, who says that the teachers at her small elementary school are excited about the possibility of collaborating with teachers from the Santa Rosa Charter School for the Arts. In the Sausalito Marin City School District, the charter school Willow Creek Academy shares a campus with Bayside Elementary. Carol Cooper, Willow Creek’s head of school, says that the relationship between the two schools has been made easier by the fact that they share a large space on an unusual campus with a baseball field in the middle. The school is on a hill, making it simple to create physical divisions. At the same time, Willow Creek has grown from 37 students to 70 since opening. This has led to minor issues, but Cooper says that the two campuses have always been able to work out any problems. “It’s easily dealt with,� says Cooper. “Just as in a house, when a family grows, there is more competition for the space. We built our own playground on an opposite side of the campus from Bayside classrooms. I’m sure that either one of us would rather have the campus to ourselves, but we are pretty good neighbors.� (The schools share after-school programs and play sports together.)

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or short-term solutions.� (This explains why Congress wanted those suffragettes in the basement.) If climate change is going to be addressed effectively, Lake writes, women need to lead from all levels of all society. Lake refers to United Nations studies indicating that when women are informed and educated, major improvements occur, from population stabilization to more sustainable communities. “We know that women are the ones producing most of the food in the world,� Lake says. “They are the ones who collect the water for the family’s daily needs and cook the food. Where people don’t have access to stoves, they are going out and chopping down trees to burn. And where there is no clean water they walk to carry it back, sometimes two to six hours of walking.� In Cameroon, the leadership of African geologist Rosemary Enie resulted in trainings where village women learned how to use low-cost technology to live more sustainably, including learning how to collect rainwater, build water storage tanks, test water for bacteria and sterilize it when necessary. There are also workshops for building solar stoves. Here in the North Bay, it’s the consumer angle. “In the U.S., over half the wealth is in the hands of women who are behind 80 percent of all purchasing decisions,� says Lake. “How do we inf luence that 80 percent to drive us toward clean energy decisions? Women are more important than their power to purchase, but when we’re talking about a climate crisis, we have to shift our economies. And one important tool is purchasing power.� Lake quotes Elinor Ostrom, Nobel laureate in economics: “We need all levels of human society to work on this to be effective in the long run� including the “networks of people [who] have been neglected as players. . . . We need to take action on smaller levels.� “It’s not about putting men down,� Lake insists. “It’s about lifting women up, and about men and women working together for climate protection and improving our world.�

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a neurotoxin, in processed foods that aren’t certified organic (those lame organic standards do at least prohibit hexane use). Hexane is a highly flammable, EPA-listed air pollutant that is used in the manufacture of cleaning agents, glues, roof sealer and automobile tires; it’s also used in making energy bars, veggie burgers and soy, corn and canola oils. If these food products are not certified organic, some of the ingredients have probably been processed with hexane, no matter how many times the word “natural� is stamped on the package. Since hexane is used in the manufacturing process, it’s not listed as an ingredient, though residues find their way into the finished product. The European Union has strict standards for acceptable hexane residue levels in soy and oilseed products, but in the States, there are no such limits. The organic watchdog group Cornucopia Institute arranged for a lab to test samples of U.S. soy products for hexane content. Hexane was found in levels as high as 21 parts per million, more than twice the 10 ppm allowed by the EU in comparable products. According to the manual Technology

and Solvents for Extracting Oilseeds and Nonpetroleum Oils, published in 1997, the principle reason that hexane has been the solvent of choice for oilseed extraction since the 1930s is “its availability at a reasonable cost.� It’s inexpensive because it’s a byproduct of gasoline production that would otherwise be expensive to dispose of properly. Petroleum companies gain handsomely from the fact that industrial oilseed extraction, under status quo production methods since the 1930s, provides a profitable market for its toxic waste. Not surprisingly, much of the research cited in the book is funded by the likes of Exxon and Phillips Petroleum. The reason hexane is so reasonably priced is that it’s a byproduct of gasoline production that would otherwise be expensive to dispose of properly. Petroleum companies gain handsomely from the fact that industrial oilseed extraction, under status quo production methods since the 1930s, provides a profitable market for its toxic waste. Oilseed extraction is currently responsible for more than two thirds of hexane use nationwide. Not surprisingly, much of the research cited in the book is funded by the likes of Exxon and Phillips Petroleum. &THE BOHEMIAN

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they respond to inquiries from concerned consumers. According to Cornucopia, companies that make soy-based food products have responded to inquiries about hexane with answers like “Our soy ingredients are not hexane-derived� and “[Our company] does not use hexane to process soybeans.� Both answers are worded to give the impression that the product did not come into contact with hexane. But in the first sentence, “hexane-derived� actually means “created from� hexane, rather than “treated with.� And the latter claim leaves open the possibility that the company’s supplier did the hexane-laced dirty work. I got a similar answer when I contacted Dean Foods, which owns White Wave, the company that makes Silk Soymilk: “Silk does not use hexane in the manufacturing of any of our products.� According to the Cornucopia Institute, Silk’s nonorganic “Light� and “Heart Health� soymilk products are made with soy flour instead of whole soybeans, and the “only known� sources for nonorganic soy flour involve hexane. Of course, it’s possible that White Wave has found a way to source its soy flour from hexane-free sources, which buys a measure of hope for Silk lovers who are concerned about hexane. Soy products have been under fire from many directions for more than just the hexane issue. The heavily subsidized crop isn’t easily digested without some form of processing, and there are concerns that estrogen-like molecules in soy can mess with the human hormonal system. That’s why many consumers have switched from soy milk to other nondairy milk substitutes, like almond milk. Nonetheless, another soy product, soy lecithin, manages to make its way into most of these alternatives. And guess what? Unless the product is organic, that soy lecithin was probably processed with hexane.

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face the pole in gym shorts and six-inch heels. Per my director’s instructions, I wrap my left knee around the vertical bar, grasp it at head and waist height, and push off the platform with my right foot. Suddenly, I’m orbiting the metal strip, falling in dizzying circles to the ground. A skilled exotic dancer looks weightless as she twirls through midair, as if tied down only by a silver thread. But here, in this beginners’ polefitness class in an industrial section of Rohnert Park, my own mass feels magnified. When you’re trying to slide slowly and gracefully down a pole, gravity is one unforgiving bitch. Which is why pole-dancing is a great workout. And also why iCandy, the studio where I’m learning these moves, exists. The company, founded by a group of mothers and grandmothers, markets itself online as a “studio for fun and fitness.� According to its staff (and evidenced by my sore muscles), pole-dancing isn’t

just an illicit activity involving tassels and onedollar bills; it’s also a sport. A sport for which I’m wearing open-toed platform shoes.

Gaga’s Awkward Twin Housed in a gray warehouse, iCandy looks like any other suburban dance studio from the outside. Inside? Not so much. The reception area is designed in hot pink and black decor. A sign in the corner titled “10 Great Things About Pole Dancing� lists one-liners like “Nothing gets you in shape like swinging from a pole� and “Lets out your inner sex goddess.� The large red studio contains 12 poles, each with its own spotlight, and plenty of floor-to-ceiling mirrors. Two Betty Page posters adorn one wall, while another sports an ad for “Lil’ Mynx: The World’s Finest Removable Dance Pole.� Karla Thompson, business partner of iCandy owner Pam Carter, checks me in when I arrive for my Saturday class. Her simple black workout

attire looks surprisingly understated against the pink wall behind her. She asks for my shoe size and hands me some patent-leather heels, so I obediently remove my sneakers, strap them on and take a few wobbly steps. Teetering around in my puffy polyester shorts and Disneyland sweatshirt, I feel like Lady Gaga’s awkward, minivan-driving twin. Six women beside myself have shown up for the lesson. Currently, none of the elementary classes is co-ed, though Thompson and Carter are launching an aerial fitness program that may include both genders, depending on interest. We’re an assorted group, aged roughly 25 to 50, dressed in Lycra-style activewear. “You’ll probably burn from a hundred to 500 calories, depending on how much you put into it,� Thompson, who teaches the class, tells me before we start. As we strut, kick and hobble our way through an hour of Pilates-inspired moves, I guess (or hope) we’re closer to burning 500. Throughout our routine, the pole functions as an unconventional exercise ball; we squat against it to target our quads, grip it to stretch our ') THE BOHEMIAN

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legs and finally hook it with our knees and spin. But of course, the pole is no mere exercise ball. It’s a symbol whose connotations are clear in iCandy’s not entirely sexed-down routine. To a blasted selection of Katy Perry, BeyoncĂŠ and Rihanna, we curl our biceps with weighted “blue ballsâ€? (“Always fun to say,â€? Thompson smiles), rise off the floor in “booty upsâ€? and generally shake it like a Polaroid picture. Stretched on the floor, as I roll onto my stomach and point my pleather-clad toes in a series of kicks, I wonder whether this is seductive, degrading or just plain bizarre.

Is It Empowerment? Of course, our workout is hardly X-rated. There’s no stripping, no money, no voyeuristic display. But whenever we climb onto that pole and spin splay-legged to the floor, I can’t forget that what we’re doing comes from an act in which sexuality is blatantly commodified. It’s not exactly Feminism 101. And yet maybe it is. The word I keep overhearing throughout our lesson, both from Thompson and my classmates, is “empowering.� Initially, I roll my eyes at this. Empowerment is loosely associated with a variety of things in my mind—denim, birth control, Hillary Clinton’s hair and, most importantly, comfortable shoes—but as I grasp the pole and attempt to gyrate my pelvis convincingly, I realize I’m probably biased.

‘We’re women. There’s a part of us that wants to be a stripper.’

I can’t deny that I belong to the Liz Lemon school of Ladydom. As my bedroomchallenged idol puts it, the word “lovers� bums me out unless it’s between the words “meat� and “pizza.� In the few non-rockconcert settings where I’ve ventured onto a dance floor, I’ve tended to look less like Britney and more like an electrocuted snake. I wear my own WASP-ishness like a bulky, overlong coat, and stripping down, even to my cable-knit sweater underneath, makes me want to curl into a fetal position. And maybe play some Elliott Smith. After class, we remove our heels and chat. Lauren Stark and Melanie Curley,

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two women who appear to be in their late twenties, tell me they’re both therapists. “I didn’t want to come at first,� says Stark. “But then I looked into it a little more and realized what it was about.� “It’s just a sexy way to work out,� Curley adds. “You hang on a pole and learn some moves.� I ask if they would join a co-ed class. “I don’t know,� Stark responds. “I can’t see a man dancing on a pole.� Jennifer, a blonde woman who whispers that she is 49 and asks me not to print her last name, proves that one of iCandy’s main draws—and perhaps the source of its empowerment—is the female camaraderie it offers. She says she suffered a bad romance and wound up severely depressed until she found a group of women who were fire dancers. Her new friends introduced her to the studio, and coaxed her back to joie de vivre through informal pole nights with wine and dollar jars. “We’re women,� she says. “There’s a part of us that wants to be a stripper. We’re not going to give it up, and there are no guys here. I wouldn’t be here if there were guys. But part of us wants that. I once did an erotic dance for a boyfriend in a Santa suit.�

A Growing Sport When the other students have left, Thompson and Carter, who has just arrived, sit suspended from the studio ceiling in purple cloth. They’re demonstrating the materials for Fly Gym, their aerial fitness program. As we talk, Thompson climbs up the nearest pole and flips upside down. A blonde woman in a pink sweatshirt and UGGs, Carter is both a coronary investigator and a grandmother, as well as iCandy’s owner. She recounts the history of the gym. “A group of us had a girls’ night out at a place

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in South San Francisco,� she says. “It was so much fun, and we realized there was nothing like it around here.� The studio opened in June 2008. Thompson splits her title of business partner with Carter’s daughter, Christie Henderson, while Carter is the executive owner. The stretchy bands swaddling the two women are part of a new routine Carter calls “a love child of yoga swing, aerial silk and TRX.� The classes are designed to both utilize the pole-filled space and bring a new level of acrobatics to iCandy. It’s difficult to imagine the campy red studio as a serious athletic space. But, Carter reminds me, it already is. Pole-dancing is an organized international sport. The US Pole Dance Federation, founded in 2008, holds professionally judged national and regional competitions each year. It calls pole-dancing “a sensual athletic dance form that demands coordination, f lexibility, sensuality, creativity, individual style and physical strength.� Another organization, the Pole Fitness Association, is even petitioning to enter what they term “pole sports� into the 2012 Olympics. Though the activity has long been a competitive pastime, with championships held informally in clubs and judged by applause, USPDF aims to unify dancers and legitimize their craft. Its website lists 88 USPDF-incorporated studios across the country. Though iCandy is unincorporated, choosing to focus on fitness rather than

competition, it’s clearly part of a growing movement. “Pole-dance is not just some sleazy, hotel backroom situation,� says Thompson. “Sometimes when we have community events, women will come up to me and say, ‘Oh, I don’t strip,’ and I’ll say, ‘I don’t either.’�

A Fitting Symbol On my way out of iCandy, I notice a blackand-white poster of Lucille Ball. She’s clinging desperately to a high-rise ledge, dressed as Superman. It’s from the 1957 episode “Lucy and Superman,� in which she dons an outfit of the iconic hero to attract George Reeves’ attention. She’s crouching over the city, looking like she’s about to jump or fly. Ball used the trappings of her own domestic life—motherhood, wifely submission, frustrated obscurity—to launch a career outside her home. She took a handful of patriarchal symbols and turned them to her own advantage, subverting them in the process. She’s a fitting symbol for this pink room in the heart of suburbia. When Thompson says, of the pole-and-heel-top workout, “We want women to feel comfortable enough to step out of their box a little,� it might seem strange at first. But in a way, as I leave the gym flush from what I now realize is a real workout, it makes perfect sense. And my comfortable old sneakers never felt so good.

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Neti for Action Health comes in all shapes and sizes. Sometimes, it resembles a tiny teapot you stick up your nose. I know this, because at Christmas, I was given a small ceramic neti pot. If it weren’t for the box of Kosher salt that accompanied the gift, I might have thought it was the world’s smallest teapot. No doubt bearing a somewhat blank expression, I gazed down at the lovely little blue pot in my hands as my daughter Jenna and her health-conscious boyfriend, Bernie, enthusiastically explained the nature of their gift. Sometimes called a “nasal irrigator,� once only popular within the yoga community and now going mainstream, the neti pot (rhymes with “yeti snot�) is designed to clear out one’s sinus passages by f lushing them with water. Describing his own experiences with the mighty neti pot, Bernie colorfully exclaimed, “It’s like a cathedral opened up inside my brain!� “I’ve been using one for a couple of months now,� added Jenna. “I feel like I’ve never

breathed so well in my whole life.� The concept is simple enough: you fill the pot with warm water, dissolve some salt, turn your head sideways over the sink, insert the spout into your top nostril and slowly tip the pot as your sinus cavities fill up, until eventually the water pours from the other nostril. “I’m a little teapot, short and stout! Here is my handle—my nose is my spout!� Believe it or not, these weird little pots with the funny name are suddenly all the rage. Ancient in concept, their popularity skyrocketed a couple of years ago when Dr. Oz, appearing on the Oprah Winfrey show, demonstrated the use of the neti pot, proclaiming its many health benefits (while warning of possible side effects like sinus infection and—get this—“neti-pot addiction�!). As it turns out, two of the better-known manufacturers of neti pots are right here in the North Bay. NeilMed, a large maker of medical supplies, has a whole line of nasal irrigators, and the smaller outfit Red Hot Ceramics makes its own homegrown line called Baraka Neti Pots. Both have headquarters in Santa Rosa. So, what is it like to actually use a neti pot? My own first shot at neti cleansing—

emotionally heightened by Jenna’s warning that unless one uses the proper amount of salt, the experience can be “unpleasant�—was a bit wet and wild. The second I tipped the pot into my nose, I started choking, spraying salty water all over the bathroom. After understanding that my head was not tilted sideways properly, one small minor adjustment had me spouting like a faucet—and, yes, in a good way. The immediate effects of this nasal tsunami certainly were noticeable, the neti having opened up breathing capabilities I didn’t know I had. And here’s the other thing: once you get over the intrinsic “ick� factor and the sheer weirdness of it all, using a neti pot becomes oddly calming, and even kind of fun. That said, the jury is still out on whether I’ll be making neti-potting a daily practice. Am I the next Sonoma county candidate for neti pot addiction? Who nose?—D.T.

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Why can’t a person have a serious conversation about vaginal irrigation without conjuring images of overly manicured, muscle-f lexing, fake-tanning, kissy-face posing, vaguely aggressive antiintellectual men? You know what I’m talking about: douchebags. The fact is, while calling a man a “douchebag� has become wildly popular in

America, the practice of female douching has fallen out of popularity to a large extent. An earnest internet search for “douche bag industry� or similar phrases will yield pages and pages of man-hating rants and blogs as well as “I’m a Douchebag� T-shirts, and even a red plastic-y douche-bag Halloween costume, which is so unironic that it can only mean the term “douche bag� has reached it’s zenith as a pop-culture force. So what if a person wanted to find information about douche bag sales figures? There’s the www.douchebagmarketing.net website, but, alas, it is about “reviewing the spammiest online marketing techniques, not about marketing of feminine hygiene products.� The situation has become so dire that no one seems willing to stand up for the original red plastic bag with an irrigation hose and nozzle, and declare, “Let’s hear it for the douche bags.� (Except for Kanye West.) That is to say, there seems to be no proud Association of Douche Bag Manufacturers to consult. So, as with most forbidden subject matter, the populace must glean what information it can from advertisement. On the topic of douching and douche bags, luckily, there is a colorful history in ads dating back to 1900, at least. The practice of female douching, however, goes all the way back to Hippocrates, at least. One of the best collections of these ads is retained by the Museum of Menstruation and Women’s Health, affectionately called MUM for short (check out www.mum.org). Advertising can capture attitudes from a time and place with a poetic nuance and style completely absent in more scholarly works. In the 1920s, when douching was all the rage, adds showed pert young women peering coyly from under the brims of hats, hiding behind hand fans or sometimes looking sulky, while the voice of wisdom, indicated by large font, declared some vague form of female doom to befall women who didn’t douche. “If only she had known!� the ads lamented. “Sterizol� and “Zonite�—those are the names of real products from the 1920s intended for introduction into a vagina via douche bag. To most now, those product names sound so acrid and searing as to be unworthy of scrubbing a toilet, let alone cleansing a goddess yoni. (Actually, according to MUM, Lysol was once sold to women for douching purposes.) How “douchebag� became a slur is unclear. One reason for all the tiptoeing around douche bags and douching, according to MUM, is that douche was primarily used for contraception, not just “freshness� and cleanliness. Love in the time of Sterizol was still risky, as douching is not a reliable form of birth control. But it could be that douchebags (men) are a form of birth control for the new millennium, at least for the guy in the red douche bag costume, who has probably reduced his risk of impregnating a girl by at least half—the old fashioned way.—K.M.

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act cluster of prison songs (“Cocaine Blues,� “Orleans Parish Prison� and “Folsom Prison Blues�) is set up with a short speech allowing that, while Cash never actually served time in prison, he did go to jail a few times, and that was why he felt so strongly about telling the stories of murderers and thieves. The strangest moment in the show comes right after a stirring full-ensemble rendition of “Why Me Lord?�—a true highlight—when the audience is told to sit tight for a moment and spend three minutes watching slides of Johnny Cash posters while the band, a tight, pleasing quartet led by music director Eddie Guthman, continues playing. Once the cast returns, dressed in concert finery, we’re told that the rest of the show is more of a concert than what we’ve already seen (!?), and each of the performers proceeds to tell us how much they like Johnny Cash’s music before singing a few more songs. The cast is capable, though uneven. The women (Courtney Arnold, Shari Hopkinson and Heidi Lechner) handily out-belt the men (Jacques Archer, James Bryant, John Faulkner and Eric Chazankin), though Chazankin has one of the show’s most entertainingly Cashlike moments, with his resonant, forceful performance of “Folsom Prison Blues.� In the end, “Ring of Fire� could use a bit more fire— and perhaps a bit more Cash.

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Like a grumpus in a Shirley Temple movie, Marco has all that he can desire. But it’s killing him, and only a little girl can help him find his way to happiness. That’s his daughter, Cleo (Elle Fanning), who has been foisted on him by his ex to watch for a few days before she’s due at summer camp. Eleven-year-old Cleo is unresentful of her father’s promiscuousness; she’s a trooper, too, ready to accompany him to Milan for an awards ceremony. The star of the sequence is the Hotel Principe di Savoia, with a private in-house swimming pool, and then nothing more of Milan is seen; it’s airport-hotelairport, and back to the Chateau. The sadness of a life spent in transit, sleeping with whomever and driving a sports car fast is essential to the triste undertones, though Dorff does project some humanity. Unfortunately, this makes for sentiment that spoils Coppola’s picture of alienation—this, and the utter perfection and lack of mood. Why is this film being looked at as anything but piffle? It must be Coppola’s eye: the way the giant figures on Sunset Strip billboards leer into the Chateau’s windows (an effect also achieved in the 1999 Hurlyburly), the wide Ed Ruscha–like storefront dwarfing Marco’s Ferrari and those blank, long L.A. streets and freeways. As in Marie Antoinette, Coppola faces the problem of trying to have her cake and critiquing it too. When you’re a filmmaker, and you love the sweet life and have a great eye, there’s a natural career for you: television commercials. Who couldn’t sell a suite at the Chateau Marmont with these images? ‘Somewhere’ is playing at Century Regency 6 (280 Smith Ranch Road, San Rafael; 415.4796496) and opens Jan. 28 at Summerfield Cinemas in Santa Rosa.

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Joaquín Rodrigo’s Concierto de Aranjuez is one of those pieces so captivating that it can stop listeners dead in their tracks if they haven’t heard it before. Whether in the hands of jazz legend Miles Davis, nouveau flamenco duo Rodrigo y Gabriela or even pop-opera singer Andrea Bocelli, the timeless melody is a skin-creeper, which explains why the Santa Rosa Symphony has presented it several times in the past decade. This weekend, playing the piece is Grammy-winning guitar phenomenon Sharon Isbin, who has performed everywhere from the Academy Awards to the Obama White House. Catch her in a program including works by Piazzolla and Chåvez on Saturday–Monday, Jan. 22–24, at the Wells Fargo Center. 50 Mark West Springs Road, Santa Rosa. Saturday and Monday at 8pm; Sunday at 3pm. $28–$55. 707.546.8742.

Bloom Salon in Napa, owned by Leilani Slack, might have just been another downtown hairstyling joint in an old building with a great reputation. But with the help of husband Paul, who plays in the Napa band Planets, the two have turned the Main Street salon into an after-hours venue for art and music in the center of Napa’s artistic scene. Bloom has been no secret to Napa for years, but this weekend, Sonoma County’s newest indie bands hop over the mountain to discover the place. Trebuchet, consisting of members of Not to Reason Why, and Odd Bird, with the Velvet Teen’s Judah Nagler, play with opener Rachel Sculley on Saturday, Jan. 22, at Bloom Salon, 1146 Main St., Napa. 8pm. Free. 707.251.8461.

It’s hard enough sitting down and writing a 300page novel. As for getting it published? If you don’t have the right connections (or if it’s not about vampires), forget about it. Or should you? The Essential Guide to Getting Your Book Published: How to Write It, Sell It, and Market It . . . Successfully is the latest book by agents / authors Arielle Eckstut and David Henry Sterry, and in their appearance this week called Pitchapalooza, they ask for your book pitches, with the winner getting connected with an appropriate agent in New York. Likewise, anyone who buys their book gets a free consultation on their story idea when the authors appear on Wednesday, Jan. 19, at Book Passage. 51 Tamal Vista Blvd., Corte Madera. 7pm. Free. 415.927.0960.

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Breakfast • Lunch • Dinner BBQ • Pasta • Steak

1/21 9:00 PM SHOW > $15/20 > REGGAE IRIE IRATION MOVEMENTS PRESENTS

SAT 1/29 • 8:45PM DOORS • $18 • 21+ DANCE/PARTY HITS

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JAHDAN BLAKKAMOORE

TUE 2/1 • 7:00PM DOORS • $17 • 18+

THE WOOD BROTHERS

+ ARKAINGELLE + JUNIOR TOOTS 1/22 8:30 PM SHOW > $20/25 > ROCK SFARZO GUITAR STRINGS PRESENTS

PLUS CARSIE BLANTON FRI 2/4 • 8:00PM DOORS • $21 • 18+ ELECTRONICA

PAT TRAVERS

CONSPIRATOR FEAT MARC BROWNSTEIN & ARON MAGNER

+ astroslide + MILES SCHON BAND

FROM THE DISCO BISCUITS SAT 2/5 • 7:00PM DOORS • $16 • 16+ POP ROCK/ALT ROCK

1/28

+ ANEW REVOLUTION + EKOTREN + FASHION BOMB

TUE 2/8 • 8:00PM DOORS • $23 ADV/$26 DOS • 18+ AMERICANA/ROOTS/ROCK/BLUES

JACKIE GREENE

1/29

8:30 PM SHOW > $25 > BLUES

eLVIN + THE bISHOP PULSATORS

PLUS HONEYMOON TUE 2/11 • 8:00PM DOORS • $19 ADV/$21 DOS • 21+ FUNK/JAM BAND

KARL DENSON’S TINY UNIVERSE

9:00 PM SHOW > $15 > MOTOWN COVERS

2/4

PRIDE & JOY

PLUS LYNX SAT 2/12 • 7:30PM DOORS • $21 ADV/$26 DOS • 21+ PINK FLOYD TRIBUTE BAND

9:30 PM SHOW > $8 > ROCK COVERS

2/5

ADD/C (AC/DC TRIBUTE BAND)

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HOUSE OF FLOYD

2/11

9:00 PM SHOW > $10/13 > REGGAE

EARL ZERO

FRI 2/18 • 7:00PM DOORS • $13 ADV/$16 DOS • 21+ EXPERIMENTAL

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PLUS ODD BIRD AND FORREST DAY

8:30 PM SHOW > $10 > ROCK

PAT JORDAN BAND + HIGH SPEED WOBBLE + TOMMY RICKARD

SUN 2/20 • 7:00PM DOORS • $21 ADV/$23 DOS • 18+ SINGER/SONGWRITER

TODD SNIDER

2/18

PLUS ELIZABETH COOK

9:00 PM SHOW > $30 > REGGAE

BONAFIDE SOUND PRESENTS

THUR 2/24 • 8:00PM DOORS • $21 ADV/$26 DOS • 21+ DUBSTEP/GLITCH/WEST COAST

LADY SAW FEAT. IRIE DOLE

DOUBLE D PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS

2/25

MONSTERS OF BASS TOUR

9:30 PM SHOW > $10/13 > ROCK

ROYAL BLISS

FREQ NASTY, MARTY PARTYAND OPIUO

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or Brooklyn-based, Syracuse-bred Ra Ra Riot, having all the right friends is a double-edged sword. Sure, being close with Vampire Weekend and Death Cab for Cutie has likely turned many on to the baroque-pop quintet, who bring their energetic show to Sonoma’s Gundlach Bundschu Winery on Sunday. But one can barely find an article on Ra Ra Riot not chock-full of comparisons to rock bands with a penchant for lush orchestral flourishes. Even I can’t help it: think Vampire Weekend with less quirk and more strings. Or a more restrained Arcade Fire who make a glorious spectacle with only half the personnel. Thankfully, The Orchard, the band’s more somber sophomore album released last year, is doing a better job of distinguishing Ra Ra Riot in both substance and circumstance. Although singer Wes Miles’ lyrics reach new levels of melancholia, his airy voice along with violinist Rebecca Zeller and cellist Alexandra Lawn’s buoyant accompaniment forge a singular sound that’s at once aching and hopeful. One can’t hear the chilling title track, or the achingly bouncy “Shadowcasting,� without imagining the record’s singular genesis. “When it came time to record, we were looking to get out of New York City and stay focused on the task at hand,� says bassist Mathieu Santos, via phone from his folks’ home in Massachusetts. “In the past, we did that at Wes’ parents and Rebecca’s parents’ houses, which are both in the suburbs. This time we wanted to do our own thing and not impose. We ended up on a peach farm.� Their decision to seclude themselves in a friend’s upstate New York property to write the new album is already the stuff of indie-rock folklore. But if you’re thinking of a

debauched residency Ă la Exile on Main Street, you’re very far off. “It was more like baking peach cobbler and drinking tea,â€? says Santos. “It was so unbelievably quiet. We were just surrounded by acres and acres of peach trees.â€? It may seem strange for a such a young band to need some alone time, but after gaining a large buzz early on, drummer and co-writer John Ryan Pike drowned in 2007 before the band could record The Rhumb Line, 2008’s acclaimed debut. “The reason we decided to continue is we had laid all this groundwork with John and all these ambitions with him,â€? says Santos, who studied painting at Syracuse. “After he passed away, we didn’t want all those things to be gone, too. In a way, everything we have done since then has been in honor of him.â€? For The Orchard, the new environs and slight pressure to follow up their wellreceived debut fostered an experimental period for the band. (“We definitely took a lot of chances this time around,â€? remembers Santos.) Ra Ra Riot’s live performances are gelling as well, with a nimble musical chemistry and an infectious glee consuming every member, but there’s a palpable sense of duty within their joy. Nearly four years later and one tragedy-free album under their belts, Ra Ra Riot still remember the friend they lost with every new achievement. “We just toured in Japan for the first time last year. It was the most amazing experience, and that was something we always talked about with him: ‘One day we’ll tour in Japan,’â€? says Santos. “Whenever we are able to do something fun and cool, he’s always on our mind.â€? Ra Ra Riot play with openers Givers and Pepper Rabbit on Sunday, Jan. 23, in the redwood barn at Gundlach Bundschu Winery. 2000 Denmark St., Sonoma. 6:30pm. $25. 707.938.5277.

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