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have, for the last month and a half, come back into my body, my spirit, my heart and my home. I have been gone for years, not realizing that the end of an era, mine, had its own trajectory, and that I would naturally emerge from the wreckage of my civil service career. Over a decade ago, I had the chance to volunteer to be laid off from a lucrative job when my manager told me that my coworker would be terminated the next day as layoffs rippled through the company. On that evening, I felt lucky to make that offer for the man who was my friend and coworker. As the company shaved its staff, my friend had time to seek other, more secure, employment. For me, this sacrifice allowed me to exit with power and with pride. I have never regretted that move. But the trail does not end with our hero riding off, the bad guys vanquished. Instead, I began a career of public service, beginning as an entry-level clerk for local government after a monolithic application process. I started at the bottom and worked with honesty, diligence and compassion. It took me six years before I reached a position of authority and responsibility. I was told by my supervisors, my coworkers and the public I served that my professional reputation was respected and admired for all that I was able to accomplish as a government worker. Yet in the end, it all began to unravel, and no one seemed to care. Being a part of a union did not help me nor did I feel supported by my union. In fact, when I asked them to intervene in our office as the mucky-mucks began to restructure, they said they would stand behind me as I laid my neck on that bloody chopping block. So much for a decade of union dues. Over the past year, I watched as the head of the office began to restructure office positions and methods as the county department heads were directed to reduce their budget by 20 percent. I watched as procedures were created to deal with staff reductions and I felt these changes were unethical and dishonest. I felt that I could no longer represent the people of Sonoma County as an honest, fair, forthright public servant. I had to make excuses for all we could no longer offer to

the very people I was asked to serve. Finally, I was asked, in a staff meeting, to obscure the methods we used from the public. I was asked to lie about our new timesaving methods. And so this is where the final showdown began as the end of the fiscal year came into view. There was no sheriff â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s posse to come to my aid. My union was nowhere in sight. My sense of ethics was threatened and so was my reputation. Monday morning meant I was that much closer to being asked to lie in order to support my wages. I talked to my friends and my family for direction. I tried to talk to my coworkers, but they all seemed like cattle in the shoot without a Temple Grandin in sight. Our officer manager used the Jonestown analogy of â&#x20AC;&#x153;drinking the KoolAidâ&#x20AC;? in a staff meeting, and I boiled with anger and regret over how such an honorable career had become so dirty. In the end, it was really the values upon which I was raised by Depression-era parents and upon which I live my life that illuminated the exit sign. I was hired to represent the public with honesty and fairness. However, I was directed, at the end, to let the computer program purchased with tax funds to make that choice. I was asked to lie about the source of the decision. I clicked the mouse and, therefore, I was responsible for the deceit. I chose to leave before I had to lie about my work. It was with sorrow and with a great sense of personal honor that I chose to end this career. I am getting free, and it shows on my face. You can find me volunteering at three different nonprofits, running around Spring Lake, writing, reading, hiking to Lake Ilsanjo during the week, going to the gym. I am coming back into my life. I do not regret my decision. However, I still seek an employer who can appreciate a trailing-edge baby boomer who still believes in hard work, honesty and fairness with service to others as its mission. Wish me luck. I think I shall need it.

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The Racial Justice Allies of Sonoma County are deeply troubled by the racism used in David Rabbitâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s election campaign. We demand that the Sonoma County Alliance retract its false characterization of immigrants as murderers. We thank the Bohemian for highlighting this critical issue. As a multicultural group, we are troubled that those who have the power to define which issues are important and the means to create a public discourse are using those advantages to dehumanize and create fear. The campaign mailer not only scapegoated immigrants, it was a gift to white people who wish to do harm without public scrutiny. As anti-racist allies, we expect more from those in power. Rather than racist generalizations, we demand an honest discourse that addresses the actual issues at hand. For example, should county employees collaborate with ICE when facilitating the deportation of persons not convicted of serious crimes? Does the free flow of private money into political campaigns encourage this type of propaganda? We invite anyone from David Rabbittâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s campaign, anyone from the Sonoma County Alliance and any concerned members of the community to join us in conversation at our next meeting on Jan. 20, at 6:30pm, at 547 Mendocino Ave. in Santa Rosa.

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decided to keep bees at Patchwork. They are still caring for those bees, even through the winterâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;and the crisis that put Schmidt in the hospital for five weeks. Now back at home, Schmidt faces what his daughter Anna calls â&#x20AC;&#x153;a long road aheadâ&#x20AC;? in terms of recovery. Anna, one of Schmidtâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s five children, tells the Bohemian that people everywhere have responded compassionately to the news. â&#x20AC;&#x153;When he first had the stroke, he couldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t talk or move himself at all,â&#x20AC;? says Anna. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Now he can talk, process information and walk with a walker and someone there helping him. His spirits are high. The doctors are saying he may recover, and though everyoneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s brain is different, I expect him to make a full recovery.â&#x20AC;? Meanwhile, Patchworks Farmâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s largest obstacle is that Schmidt is the spokesperson for the farm, the one who normally goes out and gets the funding to keep the place running. The nonprofit also happens to provide Schmidtâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s income and the medical insurance that he is dependent upon throughout his recovery. Margo Hardy, Noelâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s niece, is the point person for a fundraiser to be held in early 2011 benefiting Patchworks. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We are in the very beginning stages of creating a fundraiser, but we need people to continue to support the mission of Patchworks,â&#x20AC;? says Hardy. â&#x20AC;&#x153;People can help while Noel is unable to do the outreach that he normally does during this time.â&#x20AC;? The Patchworks mission is to inspire, connect, foster and provide the tools necessary to educate and engage students in the environmental education programs and projects. â&#x20AC;&#x153;These are really get-your-hands-in it projects,â&#x20AC;? says Hardy, â&#x20AC;&#x153;and Noelâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s vision of ecoliteracy and restoration has really enriched the lives of kids.â&#x20AC;? Tax-deductable donations can be made to support Patchworks by visiting www. patchworksfarm.org and clicking â&#x20AC;&#x153;Support Us.â&#x20AC;? Donations may also be mailed to Patchworks Farm, PO Box 9365, Santa Rosa, CA, 95405. Those who wish to give time and energy to the upcoming fundraiser may contact organizer Margo Hardy at hardym@ comcast.net.

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he tax bill, the election, the DREAM act, Sarah Palinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Alaskaâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;sheesh! When even Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds break up, you know itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s time to throw in the towel on 2010 and kiss the year goodbye. Hereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a ton of ways to make the turning of the calendar an intoxicating, confetti-filled, highkicking, get-down relief.

Sonoma County Letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s start during the dayâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;early in the day. In Santa Rosa, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s basically part of city law that before tucking in every night, everyoneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s last thoughts will be, what would Charlie Brown do? Simple: attend the Schulz Museum at 10am and have a root beer toast and balloon drop at

noonâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;the â&#x20AC;&#x153;otherâ&#x20AC;? 12 oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;clock. Why root beer? It doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t make sense? Of course it all makes sense! Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s for the families and sobriety. See how it all works together? Sure, we often wake up on New Yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Day thinking, â&#x20AC;&#x153;What is this beast sleeping next to me?â&#x20AC;? For a truly unforgettable New Yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Eve, Safari West is making that question quite literal with its second-annual Romp with the Beasts party. For $100, guests can dine, dance and drink the year away at a party befitting the wilderness; or, for $377, two adults can do all of the above and spend the night with wild animals in a luxury safari tent/treehouse with full accoutrements. Morning breakfast consists of mimosas and a walk with the exotic wild animals. No, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not a joke! Yes, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s advance-reservation only. The Chicago Sun Times called him â&#x20AC;&#x153;a tremendous talent with a poetâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s soul.â&#x20AC;? We call him our longtime

homeboy who just keeps getting better, especially with this yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s record Between Motion and Rest. On New Yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Eve, Eric Lindell brings his unique brand of country-infused jazz to his stomping grounds at the Forestville Club, one of Sonoma Countyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s favorite dive bars, for just $35. Blues hounds can open wide and pop some beer bites to the free electric vibe of the Aces at the Russian River Brewing Company. The bandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s many interests include spontaneous human combustionâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;a scientific possibilityâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; to go along with New Yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s fireworks. By the time New Yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Day arrives, you might end up wondering where all that heat is coming from. Hint: itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the Aces, combusting all over 2010. (Yes, you just read that.) If 2011 promises an upswing in the economy, letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s hope for an upswing in world peace as well. Sebastopudlians channel their inner gods '% THE BOHEMIAN

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Out in Guerneville at the recently renovated River Theatre, thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a quadruple bill of Stone Crow, Broken Ties, Ice and Wasted Morality. Just kidding! Those are all bands from 1986. But to those who used to frequent the theater when it was a haven for metal and punk bands, the news that Jerry Knight this year bought the building and fixed it up is a tug on the sentimental heartstrings of the hesher world. The big New Yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Eve party this year features Peggy Day & the Gypsy Knights, the Detroit Disciples, the Samuka carnival dancers and the Buddy Owen Band. At just

$15, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a great way to check out the hallowed hall in its reopened glory. Sebastopolâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Hopmonk Tavern features Melvin Seals and JGB in homage to the greatest nine-and-a-half-fingered guitarist that ever lived with a full balloon drop and, in a distinctly brewpub-style twist, an IPA toast for just $40. Take that, Dom PĂŠrignon! . . . Over in similarly laid-back Cotati, the Pulsators take over the Tradewinds while the cheap shots flow for only $15. . . . The French Garden in Sebastopol hosts the Susan Comstock Swingtet for $25 and an optional dinner beforehand for $75. . . . At the Last Day Saloon in Santa Rosa, the Fast Eddie Band plays hits from the â&#x20AC;&#x2122;60s through the â&#x20AC;&#x2122;80s with the requisite bubbly pour and balloon drop for just $12. . . . And up near the SRJC, Jayne, Russell & Wilson take over Gaiaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Garden for a small crowd of 50 people at $20 a head.

Marin County Part of the showâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s description warns that â&#x20AC;&#x153;this show contains adult material,â&#x20AC;? but unfortunately, the chances of Bill Maher stripping to Superman Underoos at the Marin Center in San Rafael are slim. Instead, the comedian and TV host is more likely to deliver a healthy booty call to gut-busting laughter. The showâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sold-out, and so is the New Yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Day appearance at the Lincoln Theater in Yountville, but miracles can happen (for a price, on Craigslist). For $30, revelers can laugh in the new year with the Best of the SF Comedy Competition in the Showcase Theater at the Marin Center in San Rafael. Producers Anne and Jon Fox have a lasting record of topquality comedians; this year features Paul Ogata, Maureen Langan and more for the laugh factor. . . . At the Osher Marin Jewish Community Center, Michael Davis and Geoff Bolt bring comedy, juggling and who knows what else to support the main act, Kevin Meany, who even looks like Jonathan Winters! Wear your big pants and make sure not to lost the house on the $55 admission. At 142 Throckmorton Theatre in Mill Valley, the jokes continue with resident funnyman Mark Pitta as he â&#x20AC;&#x153;pitsâ&#x20AC;? his laughola skills against Orny Adams in a year-end yukfest for $50. Marin musicians Austin de Lone and Jimmy Dillon provide the tunes for glass refillinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;, and at a venue where Robin Williams and Sammy Hagar are known to show up out of the blue, thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s no telling what might happen. Designated drivers rejoice! The San Geronimo Golf Course knows how valuable you are on this night of nights. For safe and sober drivers attending San Gâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s New Yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Eve Bash, free unlimited soft drinks are offered as well as a discounted price of $50 for dinner. Otherwise $55 gets partiers a dinner menu featuring such items as spinach bacon salad, medallions of salmon with capers and, of course, the requisite glass of champagne at midnight. Sky Blue takes the


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Napa County For a Tuscan-style New Year, welcome the stroke of midnight at Castello di Amorosa, a gigantic castle and winery hosting a Masquerade Ball. For $275, masked faces, winetasting, a five-course candlelit dinner and owning the dance floor with Nepata & the Chocolate Kisses can be yours. Finish the night with bubbly and the removal of masks to reveal who you just made out with in the stone-wall courtyard.

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All aboard! The Old World romance of a moonlit train ride canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be beat, unless a better train ride features alcohol and masked faces. Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s right, masks. Drink it in Phantom of the Operaâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;style for the party on wheels that is the Midnight Masquerade with the Napa Valley Wine Train. With wine, seafood, music and dancing, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s $225 for the Gourmet Express and $255 for the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Vista Domeâ&#x20AC;? car. The afterparty? Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s in the station till 1am.

Button up, bring your singleâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;by choice!â&#x20AC;&#x201D; self out to Embassy Suites Hotel in San Rafael and celebrate with other similar relationship-status peers. Footwear and dressy clothing are requirements, so no bare feet, yâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;all, and the entry fee of $20 nets a party hat. Top it all that off with DJ Darryl K for some extra fizzle to go along with your fruity drink.

It may be a little early in the year for Carnival, but Domain Chandon in Napa throws caution (along with a handful of feathers and sequins) to the winds as it hosts its annual Glitter Ball. This yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Carnival-themed party features a five-course dinner, live music and dancing. $275 gets you a formal portrait, party favors and a Champagne toast at midnight.

Right before itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s set to temporarily close for renovations, the Woods in Mill Valley rolls out the red carpet for an evening of vaudeville madness featuring El Radio Fantastique. Burlesque dancers, fire performance and circus freaks? Yes, please. Leave your stuffy Champagne toasts at

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tâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s mathematical. When one sees as many plays as I do (between 60 and 70 a year), itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s only logical that a certain number of those shows will end up among my favorites for that particular year. I keep all of my ticket stubs in a box and review them each December as the year comes to a close. It is to be expected, of course, that some of those shows will have disappointed me, either because my expectations were too high or because the production simply failed to achieve its potential. Next week, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be presenting my list of the top 10 torn tickets of 2010, my favorite shows of the year. But first, in a tradition that began in 2008, I shall take a look at the five theatrical productions that, in the year 2010, disappointed me the most. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;The Taming of the Shrewâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; (Marin Shakespeare Company) Pirates are without a doubt among the most theatrical of characters, so when the Marin Shakespeare Company announced it was putting a Pirates of the Caribbean spin on its summertime staging of Shakespeareâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Shrew, the very notion seemed a recipe for delight and high-spirited Shakespearean fun. Not that the Shrew/

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pirate connection was new or anything, the Sebastopol Shakespeare Festival having put Kate and Petruchio in pirate pants a couple years ago. But as word spread that a pirate ship was being built on the stage of the Forest Meadows Amphitheatre, anticipation likewise built higher and higher: one of the Bardâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s funniest plays combined with swashbuckling bad-asses. It just had to be good, right? What a disappointment, therefore, to see the actual production, in which director Bob Currier slashed the text and stuffed what was left with his own lines, most of them silly gags that would have worked better as a Saturday Night Live routine. Petruchio, supposedly our hero, was turned into an uncharming, flippantly cruel sociopath, hacking off hands (all so the actors could make bad, nonShakespearean puns) and sending people to their deaths left and right. What might have been an illuminating and delightful revisioning, all guns blazing, was instead a chaotic (though certainly energetic) misfire. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Peter Panâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; (SRT) More pirates. More letdown. The disappointment of this nonmusical Peter Pan, directed by James Newman from the original script by J. M. Barrie, was mainly in how close it occasionally came to brilliance, while so much of the rest was . . . not brilliant. Though I shall remember forever the gorgeously lovely dance of shadows that ended the show, I shall not soon forget the sad, empty lack of impression made by Claire Perry as Captain Hook. The promise of a rock-â&#x20AC;&#x2122;em, sock-â&#x20AC;&#x2122;em female Hook evaporated the minute she uttered her first anemic line, deflating my hope for a Hook with teeth and claws. The staging by Newman was so unfocused and full of activity that pivotal moments (such as the gobbling of Hook by the otherwise ingenious ticking Crocodile) were lost amid all the action and visual clutter. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;A Christmas Carolâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; (The Sonoma County Repertory Theater) Jon Tracy, who wrote this adaptation of Dickensâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; classic feel-good ghost story, made a major misstep in choosing to have a repentant Scrooge narrate the story from the vantage point of an already changed man. Gone was the necessary tension that makes us hunger to see the crotchety Scrooge finally reformed. In this case, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the first thing we see, making the story sadly superfluous. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Dead Manâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Wakeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; (West Side Playhouse) Larry Kleinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s original play was staged with great actors (William Elsman, Tyler McKenna), telling the dramatic true story of a Mill Valley author who took his own life, thus plunging his surviving family into despair and destitution. The script, though, is self-indulgent, rambling and ultimately incoherent, burying the truly good play that still hides somewhere beneath all those words. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Happy Now?â&#x20AC;&#x2122; (Marin Theatre Company) In a year where nearly every show MTC put onstage wound up among my favorites, this overlong letdown about a womanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s search for happiness failed less because of its own lack of significance (though other plays have told the same story far better), but because MTC chose to market it as a scathingly hilarious skewering of modern life. While it occasionally did scathe, Happy Now? was rarely even amusing, let alone hilarious. Stay tuned next week for David Templetonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Top 10 favorite shows of 2010.


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Likewise, Aronofsky shoots the breaking in of new slippers in ghastly close-up: the pretty satin thing disemboweled of its insole, the sides stabbed with a sewing needle, the soles slashed with scissors. Nina herself is a skin picker, brutally paring her nailsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;when theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re not being scissored off by her mother. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Hershey who makes this fantasyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s mom-madness plausible. The best joke in Black Swan is the scene of Ninaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s ever-ringing cell phone; its screen blares the word â&#x20AC;&#x153;MOMâ&#x20AC;? in capital block letters. In the rehearsal scenes, the camera spins around with the dancers, and we hear scuffing of feet and harsh panting. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s all hard, anguish-ridden work. When the music commences, Black Swan finally feels like a great movie, simply because the Tchaikovsky can make us believe anything. Still, it takes a while to get into the mood of cracked Freudianism Aronofsky is trying to instill here. Some of the awed reception of Black Swan seems to reflect the need for a great movie this time of yearâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;or is it mindfulness of Michael Powellâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s brokenhearted ghost, grieving at those who couldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t succumb to The Red Shoes? Portman couldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be more straightfaced or more plaintive as a woman in peril. Occasionally, she canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t reach what sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s aiming at, but who can blame her? Show me an actress who can make a face like a dying swan. Yet the most effective moments in this film are the less-cooked, trademark Aronofsky ones: a reprise of a situation in Pi, the nasty experience of walking a plywood tunnel around a construction site with blind turns; the sense of a city thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s too loud, too fast, or too close; and the eyes of strangers on overlit, mostly empty subway cars.

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â&#x20AC;&#x153;I hate this song,â&#x20AC;? Frank Sinatra would often remark from the stage, introducing â&#x20AC;&#x153;My Way,â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve had it up to here with this goddamned song.â&#x20AC;? He had a point. Though Sinatra lived large, the egomania of â&#x20AC;&#x153;My Wayâ&#x20AC;? never sat well, and one can only imagine how his constant denigration of the song affected its writer, Paul Anka. Of course, Sinatra also loudly hated the type of early moon-faced, teen-idol pop Anka trafficked in, such as â&#x20AC;&#x153;Puppy Love,â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Put Your Head on my Shoulderâ&#x20AC;? and â&#x20AC;&#x153;Lonely Boy,â&#x20AC;? so maybe the public bashing wasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t such a surprise. Last year, Anka made headlines after Michael Jacksonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s death when he threatened to sue the Jackson family over the writing credits of a leftover song the two had cowritten, and this year, he brings his warm holiday cheer in a show called â&#x20AC;&#x153;Christmas, My Wayâ&#x20AC;? to town on Wednesday, Dec. 22, at the Wells Fargo Center. 50 Mark West Springs Road, Santa Rosa. 8pm. $45â&#x20AC;&#x201C;$99. 707.546.3600.

After the rush of decorating, shopping, organizing, shuff ling relatives, fielding RSVPs and wrapping presents, who the hell wants to cook? One could take a cursory f lip-though of the Larousse Gastronomique as inspirationâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;or opt for a cooking demonstration at the Culinary Institute of America with none other than in-house Greystone Restaurant chef Polly Lappetito. Anyone with â&#x20AC;&#x153;appetitoâ&#x20AC;? as part of her name has to be good with food, right? And especially if youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re talking family recipes. Lappetito will be preparing her familyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Christmas manicotti recipe and demonstrating the fine art of making manicotti shells. By the dayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s end, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll want to call off that turkey and order up eggplant, basil and chicken for Christmas dinner. Lappetito inspires on Wednesday, Dec. 22, at the Culinary Institute of America. 2555 Main St., St. Helena. 5â&#x20AC;&#x201C;7pm. Free. 707.967.2320.

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Broadway Baton Santa Rosaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s own Paul Staroba has come a long way from playing piano as a teenager for Santa Rosa Playersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; productions of La Cage Au Folles in the pit band with off-time drummers and drunk bassists. The incredibly talented musician is now in the Big Apple, on Broadway, conducting the orchestra for none other than Bernadette Peters in A Little Night Music and tinkling the ivories for Radio City Music Hallâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Christmas Spectacular. Starobaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s coming back home to help out his alma mater, Montgomery High School, in a fundraiser to send drama students to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Called Vikings Raid Broadway, it features Staroba along with other alumni, performing Broadway hits and passing the f laming torch to the next generation on Monday, Dec. 27, at the Jackson Theater. 4400 Day School Place, Santa Rosa. 6pm. $20â&#x20AC;&#x201C;$60. 707.528.5395.

Sunday Imani Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the day after Christmas, you think that itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s all over, but noâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;the kids are still out of school. Spending moneyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s out of the question, but you want to take them somewhere exciting so theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll get out of your hair. Of course! In celebration of the first day of Kwanzaa, the Bay Area Discovery Museum offers free admission all day on the day after Christmas! All throughout the museum will be art projects inspired by Africa, as well as a traditional Kwanzaa altar in the main lobby. But most importantly, in two separate shows, drummer E. W. Wainwright will lead a jazz combo in the African Roots of Jazz, tracing the lineage of jazz, blues, spirituals and hiphop with songs, theater, and audience participation. Feel the umoja on Sunday, Dec. 26, at the Bay Area Discovery Museum, Fort Baker, 557 McReynolds Road, Sausalito. Open 9amâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;4pm; performances at 11am and 1pm. Free. 415.339.3900.

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e used to play Trout Mask Replica to clear people out of the store at closing time. It was 1997, in Portland, Ore., the hometown of Matt Groening, who famously called Trout Mask â&#x20AC;&#x153;the greatest album ever made.â&#x20AC;? Most customers called it unlistenable. That was my introduction to Captain Beefheart, aka Don Van Vliet, who died last week at age 69 from complications due to multiple sclerosisâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;as a utility. Is not most all music, at its core, utilitarian? We seek music that we can dance to, that we can read to, that we can drive to, that we can make out to. But Trout Mask Replica is none of the above, unless the goal is for those activities to go unrecognizably awry. It certainly wasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t music to shop to, and thus, like a janitor, it effortlessly mopped customers out of the store and back to the safety of the predetermined. Partially due to its built-in jaggedness and partly due to owning it on double LP, split into four sides of dense listening, I have never listened to Trout Mask Replica in its entirety,

beginning to end. Even so, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s clearly one of the greatest records ever made, because, like a mop, it collects the detritus of so many genresâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;blues, free jazz, early psychedelia, spoken-word poetryâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;and wrings them out into a fascinating if crowded pail. Not all pails need to be shotgunned. What Beefheart does with this detritus is fascinating. He doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t attempt, at least in conventional ways, to shape it into a cohesive whole; instead, guitar parts scurry in and out of time, the drums clunk hobblingly under the beat, and Vliet, who didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to hear the music when recording his vocals, coughs, sputters, scowls and bellows around the rhythm, resulting in even more elasticity. But to say itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;sloppyâ&#x20AC;? overlooks its careful orchestration. Trout Mask Replica had been rehearsed tirelessly and monastically for eight months at a house in Laurel Canyon, where no band members were allowed to leave and usually ate one bowl of soybeans per day. As a result, the album took just four and a half hours to record. With an output spanning 15 years, Vlietâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s influence is mammoth, but not blanketing. As little kernels of his vision worm into other artistsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; work, his music is a contagion that prefers to whisper its name. One noticeable exception is Tom Waits, whose debt to Beefheart shouts even beyond the lumbering, Dolphy-by-way-of-junkyard music of his mid-â&#x20AC;&#x2122;80s period. To see footage of Beefheart live is to see the source of Waitsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; flailing arms and door-hinge wrists, and both fled Los Angeles to stay creative by the California coast (to say nothing of the shared hat tip to Howlinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Wolf). What hurts is learning what a dictator Beefheart could be. Abandoned by his more respected peers like Ry Cooder and, later, Frank Zappa, Beefheart sealed his fate as a recluse by walking off the stage at the Monterey Pop Festival in 1968 before his first song was finished. For the next 13 years, he kept trying to walk away, with various botched record contracts signed and broken, until his rudimentary painting finally reeled him away from music forever. By that time I came across him in 1997, Vliet had long since retired from music. None of my friends knew exactly where to, other than â&#x20AC;&#x153;the desert,â&#x20AC;? and when the internet got good at tracking these things, it didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t offer much more than â&#x20AC;&#x153;rural Northern California.â&#x20AC;? The news came last Friday, during a busy workday, that Vliet had died at Mad River Hospital in Arcata, Calif. I shuffled into the Bohemian newsroom to break the news, expecting blank stares. Surprisingly, the entire editorial staff not only knew who Vliet was but professed their love of his work. For every 10 people his music drove away, it seems, one person was made richer for it. Such people tend to converge. This past week, Trout Mask Replica has probably been played more times than ever in the past 40 years, as memoriam. But to his many followers, Beefheart is mirrored in every parking lot full of cars whose windshield wipers bleat off-time; heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s on every farm with competing pig squeals, tractor horns and dinner bells; heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s in every trinket store with multiple music boxes chiming at once. Wherever so-called cacophony reigns, Captain Beefheart is there, making sense of it all.

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