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ismatched bowls of steamed broccoli, yams drenched in real maple syrup, cranberry relish and cranberry sauce all competed for space with platters of turkey on the Webberâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s battered kitchen table. Friends and family squeezed onto every chair and stool, even the piano bench. Space was so tight I could almost touch the Hoosier where Sally stored the antique moose-head creamers she used for gravy. A plastic plate with a different drawing laminated inside waited in front of each guest. I was secretly pleased the kids had fought over who got my mermaid design. A trio of candles shone on the windowsill, decorated with colored beeswax.

Outside, redwood trees grasped the late afternoon sun. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s join hands for three oms,â&#x20AC;? Leo said. He and his wife Sally had been my adopted family since Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d first met them a decade earlier through a spiritual community given to mantras and too much sharing. Although I no longer followed that group, I still liked to chant a few oms.

I clasped hands with my neighbors, guiltily grateful that I wasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t sitting next to Leoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s friend Fred. Short, hairy and obnoxious as a monkey, Fred was the object of much derisive eye-rolling between Leoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s seven-year-old daughter, Lily, and myself.

Although I was 30, I wanted to show her I was the fun aunt.

I closed my eyes, anticipating a soulful connection of our hearts and minds.

Leo exhaled a low om, holding the â&#x20AC;&#x153;oâ&#x20AC;? sound as everyone joined in. Fredâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s om burst out high-pitched and nasal, a ridiculously unsacred sound. My eyes popped open in shock, catching Lilyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s. We struggled to suppress our giggles. Fred gulped another breath and spewed forth an even louder, more discordant om that seemed to resound through the canyon and over the mountains. I expected Leo or Sally to take Fred aside and give him chanting instructions, but they sat serenely, accepting

the anti-Zen sounds he exuded. The more I tried not to laugh, the more I shook with suppressed mirth. My eyes met Lilyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s again and we burst into naughty laughter.

Twenty years later, a second rectangular table had to be pushed up against the old kitchen table to fit all the new guests. Many of the original plastic plates still graced the table, along with new favorites: Lilyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 1990â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s gnome plate, a surfer dude made by Uncle Noel, Aerielleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s fairy design from her tween years. Steam rose from platters of food, and even the Tofurky made my stomach rumble. Sally placed two moose-head creamers full of gravy on the table and took her seat.

Lilyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s seven-year old daughter, Leila, born when Lily was 19, held my left hand; her threeyear-old son, Skyler, grasped my right.

Lilyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s youngest, one-year-old Dylan, wandered off just as Papa Leo called for three oms. I hoped wild Dylan wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t destroy anything important while our eyes were closed.

Leo took a deep breath and started the first om. Leila giggled, the perfect echo of her mother two decades earlier.

I smiled, but kept my eyes shut; I no longer needed to misbehave to feel accepted.

Our oms rose over the table, tones blending into a complex, beautiful sound.

Everyone had a place in the song we wove.

Fred had moved back to the East Coast many years previously, but it would have been fine if he had been there.

I snuck a peek at Dylan in the living room.

He stared back at us wide-eyed. We exhaled the second om. Sound bounced off the new dining-room linoleum, circled up and filled the skylight. Dylan waddled back to the table and grinned up at us, entranced. Our final om, long and sweet, reverberated around the circle, connecting us in grateful communion.

Fred gulped another breath and spewed forth an even louder, more discordant om that seemed to resound through the canyon.

Stacey Dennick is an artist and writer living in Sonoma County.

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Taking a step back from partisan perspectives, Obama came riding in on a giant stallion, sword in hand, promising to change the direction of the country and to change the way things were done in Washington. He built a whole campaign around these promises, and a lot of people were swept up in the hope that they were true. So the question is, has he delivered? The last election seems to have answered that question. If you promise real change and then just go about business as usual, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s bound to piss off a lot of people.

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Catherineâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s removed the bracelets from the shelves, but soon childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s jewelry recalls began en masse. Wal-Mart, after initially grousing about the cost of culling its shelves for 55,000 Disney Princess and the Frog necklaces, boxed them up and dumped them. Next came Rudolph the RedNosed Reindeer kidsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; bracelets, after lab tests found that â&#x20AC;&#x153;following a 24-hour incubation in simulated stomach acid, over 20,000 microgramsâ&#x20AC;? of toxins â&#x20AC;&#x153;were released from

the snowman alone,â&#x20AC;? in the Fedsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; words.

Soon after, distributors yanked 12 million Shrek Forever After 3D drinking glasses, several Miley Cyrus items, Claireâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Best Friends charm bracelets, Smilemakersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Happy Charm bracelets and 19 styles of Tween Brands necklaces, bracelets and earrings, most featuring the words â&#x20AC;&#x153;Best,â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Friends,â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Foreverâ&#x20AC;? and/or â&#x20AC;&#x153;BFF.â&#x20AC;?

And who is the BFF our kids have lost, hopefully forever after? Why, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s our good friend cadmium, the same element that helps nickel-cadmium (aka ni-cad) batteries operate so well. Its uses in the industrial and natural worlds are manifold. It plates metal with a subtle stable sheen and helps steel resist rust. Single-celled algae even use it to aid in reproduction when zinc, the preferred element, isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t around.

Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s slick, good-looking stuff, this cadmium, sitting pretty in the periodic table

at number 48 and hanging out with its immediate atomic buddies silver, gold, zinc and mercury. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s beautiful, liquidlike and smooth as Valentino. When cadmium struts into the party, everything gets really cool and mellow.

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Cadmium managed to crash the jewelry products party via the same entrance many industrially useful but biologically troublesome substances do: itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s cheap.

Whenever manufacturers refine zinc, a product crucially necessary not only to industrial processes but also to the human body, cadmium and its alloys slough off. So thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s lots of it sitting around, especially in China, the worldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s leading importer of such metals. So when the U.S. and many other nations banned the further use of lead in toys back in 2008, Chinese manufacturers simply substituted cadmium. One line of kidsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; products featured a metallic mixture that contained a cadmium level of 91 percent by weight.

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The Associated Press first discovered that fact when doing post-lead-ban tests on childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s products earlier this year.

It met the usual industry resistance. The Fashion Jewelry and Accessory Trade Association claimed that cadmium levels were insufficient to cause health risk, and Wal-Mart complained that reviewing its toy shelves for toxins was too much trouble.

China further objected. Tough toxics reviews, it asserted, fundamentally constituted an unfair trade barrier.

The federal Consumer Products Safety Commission issued a toothless â&#x20AC;&#x153;warningâ&#x20AC;? to manufacturers and importers. Commission chair Inez Tenenbaum then suggested that American parents go through their kidsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; stuff, confiscate all metal jewelry and simply throw it out, a measure guaranteed to ensure domestic tranquility.

Things havenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t gotten much better for consumers since the first recalls. The same federal commission caved in to trade association demands that cadmium limits be voluntary. Its new suggested cadmium limits are three times higher than previous ones.

Finally California, as is often the case in matters involving public health, stepped in. State Sen. Fran Pavley, D-Santa Monica, wrote and passed a bill through the State Legislature requiring tough cadmiumlevel tests on childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;sâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; products sold in the state. Gov. Schwarzenegger signed it in Septemberâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;but testing doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t begin until early 2012.

So for now, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s cadmium emptor.

For information on cadmium in toys, jewelry and other products, see www.epa.gov.

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Somebody out there has sure made a lot of money from peopleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s ignorance of radiation danger.

Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m stunned to learn that my phone habits have exposed me to hundreds of thousands of times more radiation over the last decade than if I had known about and followed some simple selfprotection steps; namely, keeping the phone away from the body, using the speaker or a wired headset, not talking when cell reception is low, texting rather than talking whenever possible and turning the phone off frequently to just check messages. Not knowing these practices sooner has caused me to receive the highest possible exposure to radiation for 10 straight years. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The frustrating thing is that our government doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to engage in this,â&#x20AC;? says Joel Moskowitz, director of the Center for Family and Community Health in UC Berkeleyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s School of Public Health. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s hardly any funding for research on this because itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not considered a health issue.

Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re burying our heads in the sand, thinking that what we donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t study wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t hurt us.â&#x20AC;? But according to researchâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;even some industryfunded researchâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s already hurting us.

People like me whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve used a cell phone for a decade or more have doubled the risk for brain tumors.

Word is getting out, belatedly. In a Nov. 14 New York Times article, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Should You Be Snuggling with Your Cell Phone?,â&#x20AC;? writer Randall Stross discusses a study showing that radiofrequency radiation, present in cell phones, damages brain DNA in rats. Stross also points to a concern mentioned in the book Disconnect, by epidemiologist Devra Davis, about the insufficiency of studies conducted on the effects of cell phone

radiation upon children. (The acceptable levels of radiation are based on a 200-pound male.) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Radiation that penetrates only two inches into the brain of an adult,â&#x20AC;? explains Stross, â&#x20AC;&#x153;will reach much deeper into the brains of children, because their skulls are thinner and their brains contain more absorptive fluid.â&#x20AC;?

Two-thirds of children over the age of seven use cell phones, according to Moskowitz, who claims thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s growing evidence that radiation also causes memory-processing errors in adults. Warnings issued with cell phones, he explains, are written in confusing language and deeply buried. Some warnings are only available by download. Among these is a warning issued

by Blackberry advising young women to keep phones away from their abdomens.

Are cell phones threatening reproductive health?

Young menâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;now advised to keep cell phones out of their pocketsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;have been found to have lower sperm counts as a result of radiation exposure.

Even more research is needed, but Moskowitz believes there is sufficient evidence to warn the public about risks. Twelve other nations have issued warnings, he says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Other countries operate under the precautionary principle, the better-safe-than-sorry rule,â&#x20AC;?

Moskowitz explains. â&#x20AC;&#x153;In the U.S., a health risk has to be scientifically proven beyond a doubt, and the onus of proof is on underfunded public agencies. It can take decades before you get consensus. The whole system is stacked against protecting public health in favor of protecting corporate freedom.â&#x20AC;?

Moskowitz advises to educate oneself on radiation and take precaution with phones. â&#x20AC;&#x153;If you move the phone away 10 inches, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re getting less than one one-hundredth of the radiation exposure,â&#x20AC;? he says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re not telling people to give up cell phones; weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re just suggesting there may be safer ways to use them. Do kids really need to sleep with the phone under their pillow in case they get texted in the middle of the night?â&#x20AC;?

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Every good cook knows the importance of salt, and so does every good kitchen store, which is why theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re all stocked up with gourmet salt.

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Ten years ago, the phrase â&#x20AC;&#x153;street truckâ&#x20AC;? was synonymous with â&#x20AC;&#x153;roach coach,â&#x20AC;? raising questions of health standards and food safety, but today, a new breed of savvy, sanitary and scrumptious mobile-food purveyors have transformed taboo into trend.

In Sonoma County, a small group of mobile-food vendors appear in Santa Rosaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Courthouse Square on weekend nights, evoking two of the most well-known cities for street food: Portland and San Francisco. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I think that San Francisco is really food-savvy, just like Sonoma County,â&#x20AC;?

Dorman says, â&#x20AC;&#x153;and that itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s just a matter of time before this becomes a permanent thing.â&#x20AC;? Dorman also says a small group called the Sonoma County Mobile Food Vendors is actively searching for a spot for all businesses to group together. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Competition isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t a model that we want to adopt. We think itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s better to be a collective and work together to open up for one night a week.â&#x20AC;?

Starting this week, the Street-Eatz truck will serve its food before events and concerts at the Wells Fargo Center, and will also appear at this yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Heart of Sonoma Valley Associationâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 27th annual Holiday Open House. The two-day event consists of winetasting from 23 wineries as well as local mobile-food purveyors Harveyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Gourmet Donuts, A Brewed Awakening, Buon Gusto, Chicago Style Hot Dogs, Fork Catering, SanTĂĄsti, Taste of a Gyro and Yucatan Sunset. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m delighted that theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re pairing us with the wineries and really honored that weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re invited,â&#x20AC;? Dorman says.

Visit all eight mobile food vendors as part of the Heart of Sonoma Valley Associationâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Holiday Open House on Friday and Saturday, Nov. 26â&#x20AC;&#x201C;27, at various wineries in the Sonoma valley. 11am-4pm. $40â&#x20AC;&#x201C;$45. www.heartofsonomavalley.com.

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Although this custom-crush facility functions somewhat like a co-op, it houses a profusion of individual, boutique brands which, like many vintners these days, often pick from the very same vineyards. Fame aside, it begs the question: How, indeed, does this youthful new crop of latter-day, two-barrel Mondavis ever hope to get noticed?

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And weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re not talking tame old vineyards-and-sunshine business. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We just havenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t ďŹ gured out how to fasten music to the bottle yet,â&#x20AC;? Humphrey jokes.

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Caramelized apple plus toasted pastry, the fullerbodied 2008 Russian River Valley Chardonnay ($40) is what nobody but me calls â&#x20AC;&#x153;softly crisp.â&#x20AC;?

Dusted with Mexican chocolate, the 2008 Stiling Vineyard Pinot Noir ($42) lays down big, fresh black cherry ďŹ&#x201A;avors fused with vanilla, and then keeps on going: fresh-squeezed, lovely fruit with no heat and no weediness. The 2008 Small Town Pinot Noir ($48) cues damp forest ďŹ&#x201A;oor, grape and brambleberry jelly; while the 2008 Dry Stack Vineyard Syrah ($40) leads with wild berries, then piles on huge, blackberry cobbler Ă la mode ďŹ&#x201A;avors throughout the chunky, dry ďŹ nish.

Released just twice a year, these wines often sell out before the next, through a â&#x20AC;&#x153;highly customizableâ&#x20AC;? wine club that makes it easy for members to try it out, even for a few bottles. Just so long as they donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t get too famous, too soon.

Eric Kent Wine Cellars, 1014 Hopper Ave., Santa Rosa.

Barrel tastings by appointment only. See website for local retailers. 707.527.9700. www.erickentwines.com.

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By Traci Hukill, Jessica Lyons, Gabe Meline, Kylie Mendonca Rothtana Ouch and Tessa Stuart

E-readers Demystified Three years ago to the month, Amazon unveiled its groundbreaking Kindle e-reader. The original Kindle featured a 6-by-4-inch grayscale screen, could hold approximately 200 titles, retailed for about $400 andâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;since it was the only device of its kind on the marketâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;sold out a projected five monthsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; worth of stock in a little over five hours. Holiday shoppers who werenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t on top of their game would wait until April of the following year to get their hands on the coveted contraption.

This season, Amazonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s reader is finally facing some stiff competition as the go-to gift for your favorite tech-tipsy bibliophileâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;from Barnes & Noble and Sony, which have both released their own models, and from a profusion of cheap

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knock-offs as well as a cadre of crossover tablets that do more than just present novels. With so many options to choose from, a person in the market for an e-reader likely wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be banished to the end of a long waiting list, but the decision will be a tougher one to make.

Giving the gift of literature these days is slightly more complicated. It requires an inquiry in to the readerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s needs and habits. Is the giftee, for example, known to consume a fat stack of novels or multiple tomes of nonfiction while on extended vacations in the tropics? Then any one of the current class of e-readersâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;the Kindle, Barnes & Nobleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Nook or any of three available Sony Readersâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;would be a fine choice.

Each utilizes E Ink, technology that replicates the experience of reading a printed page so that even in daylight, words appear as clear as, well, day. E Ink uses very little power (each of the aforementioned models can provide nearly a month of reading with a single charge) and is easy on the eyes (literally; itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a much more gentle experience than staring at a backlit screen).

That said, E Ink has its limitations: it canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t reproduce color, meaning that childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s books, cookbooks, and comic . . . er, graphic novels are out, and the experience of reading most magazines is severely impaired. E Ink also updates very slowly, so itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not the choice for multimedia consumption or surfing the web.

Tablets, meanwhile, are ideally suited to precisely these purposes. Appleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s iPad has been called the savior of the ailing magazine industry for the possibilities it affords. When reading a magazine about automobiles on an iPad, for instance, one will be able to rotate a 3D image of the car 360 degrees, change its color and zoom in for detailed information about certain features; theoretically the same will go for clothes in Vogue or a game-winning play in Sports Illustrated.

Additionally, with tablets, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s possible to store photos, watch movies, listen to music, surf the web, read email and access thousands of apps of all kindsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;games, guides and, oh yeah, books, downloadable via iBooks, Amazon, Barnes & Noble and others.

PAID ADVERTISING SECTION Of the slew of tablet and e-readers available—some pretty good (Sony’s Reader, Touch and Daily editions) and others prohibitively expensive and pretty terrible (HP’s Slate)—these four represent the best of their respective genres.

Kindle: Today’s Kindle can hold 3,500 books, and while it still features a 6-inch black-and-white screen, the newest model’s screen has considerably higher contrast than previous versions. Even with the increase in competition, the Kindle retains some considerable advantages over its rivals: it has a very polished, user-friendly interface, and because it’s an Amazon product, there are hundreds of thousands of titles available (725,000, according to the company).

That said, the Kindle can only process material purchased through Amazon, and rates hover around $10 per book. Some Kindle users gripe that books they’ve downloaded have typos that seem to be the result of scanning errors, but by and large it has far fewer reported errors than other available readers. While most readers on the market have the capability to process purchased audio books, the Kindle has textto-speech capability, so it can also read any selected book aloud. It’s one-third of an inch thick, weighs about nine ounces and costs $139 ($189 for the 3G-enabled model, which makes it possible to download books even when out of reach of a wireless network).

Nook: Barnes & Noble’s reader, called the Nook, is available in two versions: the original black-and-white version and the NookColor, released just this month. The original Nook features two screens—a larger, 6-inch screen on which book pages are displayed, and a smaller touchscreen below for navigation. In addition to the more than 2 million titles Barnes & Noble boasts are available on the device, the Nook, unlike the Kindle, is open-source.

That means it’s compatible with third-party publishing formats like ePub, and it means you can bring a Nook into your local library and load it up with all kinds of books for free.

The newer NookColor features a 7-inch backlit LCD touch screen. In addition to being the only color reader currently available, it’s also the only reader with a touchscreen, making it kind of a combination tablet and e-reader. The color screen makes it possible to read magazines and picture books, but because it uses LCD rather than E Ink, it reduces the device’s battery life significantly; NookColor lasts just eight hours compared to Nook’s 10 days. In addition to possessing all the functionality of the original black-and-white version, the NookColor can also read Word and Excel documents, surf the web, play movies and music and run Android apps from the Barnes & Noble store. It has the capacity to hold 6,000 books compared to the Nook’s 1,500 and retails for $249, while the Nook goes for $149. iPad: The iPad is a gorgeous, swoonworthy, even product. Its giant, 9.7-inch crystal-clear display and super-fast 1-Ghz A4 processor make it the perfect medium for watching movies, surfing the web and

reading magazines and newspapers (in app form). Strictly speaking of its functionality as a book reader, the backlit screen is slightly harsher on the eyes than an E Ink device, and while the Kindle and Nook both include a 3G subscription free with purchase, access to 3G on the iPad (and every other tablet) requires an additional subscription fee.

Weighing in at 1.5 pounds, it has more heft than a reader but could hardly be considered bulky. The iPad’s beauty comes at a price, though, and not just the literal one ($499 for the low-end version; $829 for the high). In order to maintain the device’s sleek design, Apple was forced to make some sacrifices, most notably in the connectivity department. The iPad has one single port, the power dock, which means uploading photos from a camera, documents from a flash drive, music or anything other data from an external hard drive can only be done one at a time, using cumbersome adapters called dongles. As a media-consuming device, though, that’s where the complaints end.

Galaxy Tab: The other very impressive tablet on the market is Samsung’s Galaxy Tab. While it features a smaller 7-inch LCD touchscreen and weighs less, it retains some significant advantages over the lordly iPad. Like the Kindle, the iPad suffers because it operates on closed format, only running apps approved

by Apple. Conversely, the Galaxy Tab, like the Nook, uses an open-source Android operating system, so in theory users will ultimately have access to more applications.

The Android operating system also allows the Galaxy Tab to run Flash, which iPads (and iPhones) are not equipped to do. Today, the Galaxy Tab retails for $599 at Best Buy (that figure doesn’t include a $50a-month 3G data plan), but according to a leak reported by PC Magazine, there’ll be big Black Friday deals on the device at Radio Shack, Office Max and Best Buy, who will all have them for $349 plus a two-year Sprint data plan.—Tessa Stuart

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This is where luxury meets utility, and then becomes slightly awkward at group gift exchanges and dorm-style living situations.

The basic premise is that travelers, athletes and outdoorsy people need something more evolved than old cotton briefs to keep from getting adult diaper rashâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;but it doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t stop there. The next generation in unmentionables is well-cut, bacteria resistant, spun from the best breathable, wicking superfiber du jour, and promises the type of longevity between launderings previously considered indecent. Five days seems to be the industry standard for how long a person can reasonably wear a pair of super-undies. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t ask why; ask how.

The two main fibers for highperformance underwear are wool and synthetic. Each has its advantages. Wool has basically been reinvented in the last decade.

It still has an amazing capacity to keep one cool or warm, but itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not scratchy anymore, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not heavy, and itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not cheapâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;these wooly wonders can cost upward of $40. Still, there are at least three companies making high-tech knitwear for the nether regions: Icebreakers, Smartwool and Ibex.

They donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t all have cute names, but they all seem to come in a â&#x20AC;&#x153;hipsterâ&#x20AC;? variant, which presumably refers to anatomy and not skinny, underachieving twenty-somethings.

Ibex has the distinction of offering a â&#x20AC;&#x153;Balance thong,â&#x20AC;? aptly named as it splits the old peach right down the middle. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a deal at only $25, and even comes with an inspirational quote in its elastic band. Sadly, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s only available for women right now, but do look for the Balance banana hammock in time for Christmas 2011.

Patagonia basically has the market cornered on high-tech, high-priced synthetics.

Wool may be the closest (politically correct) thing to your own skin, but synthetics have their own appeal. Patagoniaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s synthetics are recycled, or at least made from recycled materials. Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re lighter than wool (so

you can afford to pack an extra pair for the journey), but still claim all the same keep-you-dry, odor-vanquishing, quick-dry properties as wool. If $40 for woolies still sounds steep, synthetics run about $20.

Bounding, pelvis-thrusting Argentinean not included.â&#x20AC;&#x201D;Kylie Mendonca

Virtual Freakage It seems like just yesterday everyone was talking about the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Hot Coffeeâ&#x20AC;? cheat code in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. The modenabled, fully clothed mini sex scene hidden in the code caused a legal stir, and subsequent copies of the title removed it altogether. But simulated sex isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t the only concern parents might have in purchasing the latest video game release. As everyone knows, video games contain violence too. Hereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a look at some of this yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s games that parents are sure to get in a tizzy over. Alongside a summary of lurid gaming details, weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve added a parent-freakage point guide to rate the gameâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s level of concern.

It ainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Avatar, but for some reason Sam Worthington is voicing lead character Alex Mason, an agent who blows shit up for the United States in the game Call of Duty: Black Ops ($60), set in the 1960s. In this gun opera, players can shoot limbs off of enemies and deliver a direct head shot to Fidel Castroâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;take that, communism! In one level, Mason meets up with President John F. Kennedy and points a hand gun at him. Yes, thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s in this game. Afterward, gamers can play a zombie death mode as John F. Kennedy, Richard Nixon, Robert McNamara or as Fidel Castro. Parent freakage points: 9/10.

Parents looking for some girl power in video games for their daughters might find it enticing at first, but Bayonetta ($20) basically makes the player feel like a dirty pervert. Female demon slayer Bayonetta doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t wear clothes in the traditional sense; as it turns out, Bayonettaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;clothingâ&#x20AC;? is simply her own hair wrapped around her body, like skin-tight S&M leather clothing.

As Bayonetta players chain together multiple attacks with each successful blow, she becomes increasingly naked. Bayonettaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s

It’s easy to lament the onset of winter’s shorter, chiller days, but to do that is to ignore the opportunity to accessorize.

Holiday shopping offers the perfect chance to snap up some of the more wild and wooly options that Californians don’t need the 10 other months of the year, and now’s the time to seize the stockings (and scarves, hats, mittens and muffs) and relish the fashionable add-ons of the season. Here are some style guidelines to keep in mind.

Rule No. 1: Show your socks. If wearing booties or midcalf boots, pair them with knee-highs. And make ’em count. Chevron stripes, contrasting patterns and bright colors are more fun than basics. Tall boots, like the over-the-knee models out this year, call for tall stockings. Over-the-knee socks are a must-

Rule No. 2: Show your fingers.

Fashionable and functional, fingerless gloves make a great stocking stuffer. They’re like wearable comfort food that won’t make you fat. Boho by Moe Munroe fingerless gloves are practically works of art that adorn your hands. The two-toned wine and gray gloves ($98) showcase a row of six mother-of-pearl buttons of differing sizes. They keep hands warm and cloaked in cashmere while the fingers remain free to type, hold a wine glass, whatever. The Wooden Ships by Paola Buendia ‘Montreal’ long fingerless gloves ($24), in a mohair acrylic blend, come in all colors—winter white, gray, violet, black and strawberry—and make for an unbelievably soft knit that stretches from knuckle to elbow. The matching slouchy rib beret ($29) is a snug second helping of comfort. Which brings us to . . .

Rule No. 3: Cover your head. This year it’s all about the hats. And whether you’re shopping for a classic beanie-wearing type or a trendsetter more likely to go for a floppy wool number, keep in mind there’s a style for every personality. One look that’s hot this season: spots. They’re adorning satchels, faux fur coats, you name it. They also make for show-stopping lids. Try Urban Outfitter’s faux fur Pins and Needles Leopard Trapper Hat ($34) or a classic with a twist, a Jeanne Simmons felt leopard fedora ($17). If you’re shopping for a stylish man, take a lesson ' -

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have this winter and required wearing for the fashionista on your list. French Curve offers a classic gray cable knit option ($26) that pairs nicely with tall black boots. The more daring giftees on the list will appreciate RockNSocks’ striped over-the-knee numbers ($17.50). These black, maroon, olive green, orange and purple socks are earth-friendly foot fashion at its finest, made in the U.S. with recycled yarns, and they’ll keep the toes toasty.

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“special attack” involves her clothes coming off and her giant stiletto heels stomping on her enemies. It’s not particularly violent, but perhaps a tad sexist? OK, OK, outright perverted and sexist times a gazillion. Parent freakage points: 8/10.

Remember Rush Hour 2, with Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker having to cross a Hong Kong highway naked after an ambush at a massage parlor? In Kane and Lynch: Dog Days ($40), Kane and Lynch avoid gunfire, run from cover to cover and murder the bad guys while wearing no clothing at all. The game’s developer, IO Interactive, says the game features “gritty realism.” Somehow playing a game featuring grainy, digitally blurred asses seems less like gritty realism and more like censored Japanese porno— violent, Heat-inspired censored Japanese porno. Lynch’s ’70s porno ’stache tops it all off. Parent freakage points: 7/10. (Bonus uncomfortable gamer points : 10/10.)

Did you know Harry Potter’s wand can shoot magical spells at a similar rate as a submachine gun? Neither did we, until we saw a preview of EA’s vision of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows ($50). Potter can take cover behind trees, concrete pillars and wooden crates as well as shoot—with his wand. He can deliver powerful wandbased attacks like Confundo, Expelliarmus and Crucio. Maybe it’s just wholesome entertainment, but the image of Harry Potter aiming down the sight of his wand and dishing out rapid-fire, submachine gun– like magical damage is, well, kinda weird.

Parent freakage points: 5/10.

In God of War 3 ($60), as the wife- and daughter-murdering antihero Kratos, players are tasked with delivering pure vengeance upon the Greek Gods. The first kill? Poseidon, god of the sea. After a lengthy opening fight sequence, players must gouge out Poseidon’s eyes. Afterward, Poseidon gets his head smashed into ancient Greek concrete until the entire screen is covered by the sea god’s digital blood. At another point in the game, Kratos rips Helios’ head from his body and then uses the decapitated sun god’s head as a lantern.

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Bodacious Bike Gear Bike people are the worst. I mean that in the best possible way. Namely, bike people have such a physical and spiritual connection to their bikes that to give them a bike-related gift and expect them to use it traipses on blasphemy. If theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re serious about cycling, chances are theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve educated themselves about every gadget on the market and tailored their ride just so to their liking, neâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;er to be altered by a meddling present. If they just dig cruising around town on a singlespeed, theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll probably laugh in the face of anything remotely like clip-pedal shoes or spandex gear. What to do?

First things first: get them some new Knogs. No, theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re not some weird sex toy or drug accessory, but rather those stretch-rubber LED lights that started replacing bracketmount lights a couple years ago. Small, easily removable and with just enough brightness, theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re what every cyclist can always use for nighttime rides. The old Knogs broke easily, burned through batteries and only had one tiny LED. The new ones have a larger, brighter LED, thicker rubber and four flash cycles instead of just two. Go for the Frog Strobe; at $18 each, theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re a no-brainer gift.

Just about every cyclist needs a hand pump, and though newer pumps like the Blackburn AirStik SL offer compact, lightweight economy, theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re hell on the arms. This yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s must-have pumps are made

by Lezyne, with stunning modern design and utilitarian features. A solid midpriced option is the Pressure Drive at $40. Made of machined metal and capable of inflating to 120 psi, the seven-inch pump includes a detachable, flexible tube that flips around for both Schrader or Presta valvesâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;basically, no more hunching over a tire on the side of the road, and if your nephew gets a flat on his 1981 Raleigh, the pump can handle his valves, too. Not bad.

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The sleek touchscreen interface is just the beginning. With a USB connection to a computer, the thing maps rides completely, with route, altitude, speed, calories burned, goals reached, heart rate, temperature and more. At $450, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not for casual cyclists, but for those super-serious about their bikes, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a racerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s dream.â&#x20AC;&#x201D;Gabe Meline If youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve really got a wad to spend on that bike enthusiast, well then, who doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t love new around-town toys? Like Swoboâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Baxter ($1,099), an eight-speed commuter bike, for example. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s got a lightweight aluminum frame and carbon fiber fork so you can ditch the car and speed around town without breaking a sweat or ditching your work-to-happy-hour-appropriate attire. The rear brake cable is hidden in the top tube, which means it wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t catch on your clothing.

Other cool features include a Shimano hub, disc brakes and 36-hole wheels for better durability and riding ease on rough roads, potholes and railroad tracks. Plus, thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s no need to worry about the limited daylight hours on this bike. The seat post has an integrated tail light, and the tires come with patented 3M reflective strips so cars canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t miss seeing you. Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re highly visibleâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;and looking goodâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;on this bike.â&#x20AC;&#x201D;J.L.

hammer-head-like plastic casing; the console takes what it â&#x20AC;&#x153;seesâ&#x20AC;? and â&#x20AC;&#x153;hears,â&#x20AC;? and processes that data as the user moves and speaks, with no buttons required.

Video games might not be the only use for the Kinect. Resourceful hackers have created unauthorized code to make the peripheral function with ordinary computers, albeit in a much less refined experience. Is gamingâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s motion control innovation a test bed for revolutionary Minority Reportâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;style ways of computing?

Chances are software giant Microsoft has an eye on where things are moving.

Ditch the Dongle Though Nintendo has dominated past holiday seasons with the Wii, this year both Microsoft and Sony join the motion-gaming movement with the Microsoft Kinect ($150) and the Sony PlayStation Move ($100).

Although Nintendo may have done it first, the big question remains, who does it better?

Microsoftâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Kinect has a clear wow factor, as it requires no controllers at all. Want to throw punches? Throw them. Want to jump left? Just jump left. The Kinect tracks body movements and gestures, essentially matching the advertised experience of the user as â&#x20AC;&#x153;the controller.â&#x20AC;? The Kinect must be paired with an Xbox 360 to work, and features a depth sensor, camera and microphone inside a

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Meanwhile, Sony has conceived a design to strike a technological middle ground between the Kinect and the Wii through the release of the PlayStation Move. Like Kinect, Move uses a camera for plane tracking; like Wii, Move features a controller with buttons and internal sensors to track the controllerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s rotation. When coordinated with the camera and internal sensors, Move gives more precise movement tracking than the Wii Remote and trumps Kinectâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s lack of a physical user interface through the use of vibration feedback and buttons.

Finally, perhaps in reaction to the motion controller war, Nintendo has taken its Wii MotionPlus ($40) dongleâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;an attachment that improves Wiiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s ability to track hand movementsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;and internalized the external dongle into a Wii remote. The new, cleverly named Wii Remote Plus removes the extra girth, and for those attached to their Wiis, it may suffice for an entirely new console.

For high-definition aficionados, the Xbox 360 and PS3 might be a better option than Wiiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 480p picture, but one thing is clear:

PlayStation Move, Microsoft Kinect and Wii all provide a much less couch-potato gaming experience.â&#x20AC;&#x201D;R.O.

Giftoids for Gearheads Whether winter sporting endeavors put you on a bike, boat or simply two feet, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s nice to stay warm and dry. So as the rainy season approaches, waterproof hiking boots like the Keen Targhee II ($125) are a good away to keep avid hikers tromping through the redwoods and along ocean-view bluffs. The waterproof, breathable membranes keep feet dry from the inside and outside of the shoe; the rain canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t get in, while the technology dissipates sweat before it saturates the bootâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s inside. The shape of the footbed cushions feet and provides arch supportâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;all of which means itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s easier to stay active as opposed to going stir-crazy indoors.

And speaking of getting wet, all water babiesâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;surfers, stand-up paddle boarders, kayakers, extreme ocean swimmersâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;on your list will appreciate Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Neillâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Psychofreak 4.5/3.5 FSW wetsuit ($529.95). It comes with or without a hood, keeps you warm in our cooler (read: nearly frigid) waters with more insulating and water wicking and has added flex for your legs. Pair it with a longboard or a surf kayak, and youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll win Santa of the year.

For those who are bound for the snow, Sessionsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Boz insulated jacket ($165) marries retro, ski-slope neon stripes and pocket detailing with baggy board style and has a warmth rating of 10, useful on the mountain and for drinks outside around those fire pits that really donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t put off a lot of heat.

Whether biking, surfing, snowboarding or skiing, capture it on HD video with a GoPro Hero ($179â&#x20AC;&#x201C;$299), a tiny wearable digital camera with a waterproof casing that you can attach to a helmet, surf board, mountain bike or just about anything else.

Not only do you get to relive your adrenaline rush from multiple points of view, depending on where you attach the camera, but you get to make your friends jealous, too. And that is truly priceless.â&#x20AC;&#x201D;J.L.

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n Happy Now? by Lucinda Coxon, now playing at Mill Valleyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Marin Theatre Company, a modern woman with â&#x20AC;&#x153;everythingâ&#x20AC;?â&#x20AC;&#x201D;great job, nice home, loving husband, the right number of childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; discovers that â&#x20AC;&#x153;everythingâ&#x20AC;? isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t everything itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s cracked up to be. Kitty (Rosemary Garrison) is swiftly climbing the ladder at the cancer-fighting charity she works for, successfully putting on a confident exterior, while inside she is beginning to crack under the pressure of perfection.

Her husband, Johnny (Alex Moggridge), is working his way down the ladder, having recently given up a profitable career as a lawyer to pursue his love of teaching high school English. Johnnyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s best friend, Miles (a brilliant Mark Anderson Phillips), is a self-destructive alcoholic with a mean-streak and a wife (Mollie Stickney) on the verge of throwing him out. Kittyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sassy gay friend Carl (well drawn by Kevin Rolston) is suffering through his latest heartbreak while managing to stay strong and supportive for Kitty as she deals with her elderly divorced parents, one of whom appears to be dying (heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s in the hospital with a ruptured aorta), while her mother is merely pretending to be dying.

Still, Kittyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s handcrafted façade of satisfaction and happiness is straining under the pressure, and it receives an unexpected fracture when she meets Michael at a conference. Played by Andrew Hurteau with a dazzling blend of unctuous sleaziness and weirdly appealing straightforwardness, Michael is the playâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s best creation. Overweight and plainly ridiculous, the married Michael has found a way to turn his unthreatening demeanor into a successful hobby as a womanizer.

â&#x20AC;&#x153;The trick is there is no trick,â&#x20AC;? he explains in the opening scene, after Kitty has deflected his initial attempt at hotel bar seduction. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m an out-of-shape clown,â&#x20AC;? he says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m safe. Women feel good with me because Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not a tit man or a leg manâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m a woman man.â&#x20AC;?

Though Kitty avoids Michaelâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s lecherous clutches, thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s something about the guy that gets under her skin. Yet when she runs into him later, and he appears not to remember her, her confidence begins to shatter, along with the various marriages, careers and dreams of all of her friends and acquaintances.

Some of the writing is quite clever. Coxonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s chief strength is writing snappy dialogue. As a storyteller, however, Coxon shows a lack of constraint. There are far too many tangential bits, so many so that Kittyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s struggle for haveit-all happiness begins to look less like the central focus of the play and more like a side story in Coxonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s existential, everything-butthe-kitchen-sink data dump. The direction by Jasson Minadakis is incredibly strong, with excellent use of the four projection screens worked seamlessly into Melpomene Katakalosâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; sleek set. The way he stages the transitions from scene to overlapping scene is so clever and elegantâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;with one scene lingering a bit as the next beginsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;one has to wonder why itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not done like this more often.

For all its strengths, there is a lingering dullness to the play, a feeling of redundancy and staleness. In the end, Happy Now? is a play that attempts to address universal issuesâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; issues it does occasionally glance atâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;but in the end, this unexceptional comedy has nothing original to say about them. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Happy Nowâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; runs Tuesdayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Sunday through Dec. 5 at Marin Theatre Company. Show times vary. 397 Miller Ave., Mill Valley. $33â&#x20AC;&#x201C;$57.

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Aw yeah, what we up to tonight? I just got me the last pack of Four Loko down at Billâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Friendly Market. You hear they been banninâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; that stuff all over? Man, good thing they did, or Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;dâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;a never heard of it, know what Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m sayinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;? So I got some Four Loko, gonna get a good buzz on, head on down to Fairfax to see the Jacka. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s like the Austin of Marin County, Fairfax. Or more like Amsterdam.

Ooh! This Four Loko is some sick-ass drink.

Do they really be drinkinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; this in New York City? You ever had it? Big-ass blast of caffeine and alcohol in one slug. Ugh! I mean, I guess itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s betterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;n mixing Folgers and PBR, but damn! Oh well, whatever it takes to get lit for my boy the Jacka. He gonna be settinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; it off for the Fairfax blazers on Saturday, Nov. 27, at 19 Broadway Niteclub.

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Dude, you know what? I think Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;mâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;a chill out instead. This Four Loko, man, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s goinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; on. I met these girls at Jasper Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Farrellâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s last week said they were goinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; to see this Shotgun Wedding Quintet band or something. I think itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s tonight. Maybe they wanna share some Four Loko with me, get a lilâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; faded with a guy. I, like, stumbled into one of those Shotgun things once, and it was tight, like dudes rapping over jazz, but then it went into some Michael Jackson and then some Pharcyde stuff. Hereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the facts: I got the Four Loko and the girls are gonna be there.

FACT. Like Brian Wilson. You seen that?

FACT. Ha! Leâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ss go over there and bring the Four Loko, bro, for the Shotgun Wedding bros with 808 bros anâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Radioactive bro on Friday, Nov. 26, at the Hopmonk Tavern.

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Awwwww yeeeaaahahhhah! Four Loko is the jam! I just drove to Old Chicago anâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; ordered two pizzas! One to eat and one to frigginâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; throw at a car! I jusâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; went into the bathroom and took a bite out of the mirror! Four Loko! Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m gonna set my watch back five hours anâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; watch Yo Gabba Gabba reruns anâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; then catch up to fake time at 4am OooOFfF! Sorry, did I fell down zze stairs?

Whazzzat over there? Big movie place. No, wait, not movie. Roy Rogers. On a horse?

Wha? Oh, the side guitar. Not side? Slide.

Slide guitar! Slidewinder Roy! Well lookout world, tonightâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the night I get down with Roy! Sing the blues, brother! Whoo-hoo! I got the Four Loko blues, canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;find my own shoes, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m gonna be sick but lesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s go to Jack in the Box first on Saturday, Nov. 27, at the Mystic Theatre. 21 Petaluma Blvd. N., Petaluma. 8pm. $20. 707.765.2121.

Juuuuuiiiiiiiiiccccccccyyyyyyyyy! Whereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the more Four Loko f â&#x20AC;&#x2122;r tâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;night? Text the Four Loko man tâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; come anâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; bring it. For me.

More Loko. I jusâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; wann stay here â&#x20AC;&#x2122;n lay down.

Here in the urban jungle. Stay here naked.

Eat mangoes naked. Eat mangoes naked!

Daâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a book mâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; mom had. Silly thing â&#x20AC;&#x2122;bout livinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; your own way doinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; whacho want. Juicy life! Dereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s no mangoes. Howâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;n cab I eat d mangoes naked if â&#x20AC;&#x2122;n no mango? I cannot have a da mango? What the FOUR LOKO!!!!

Who said it? Chris Kattannnnnnnn. No! Fark ur like Sark ur like . . . somethinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;.

Dayyuumm I be honesss I be hella wasted on the Loko anâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; all I want is tâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; cuddle up to thâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; book with the mangoes and the naked. Sark Sark Sark. Eat Sarkity Sark Sark mangoes on the goodbye Sarky Tuesday, Nov. 30, at Copperfieldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Books. 138 N. Main St., Sebastopol. 7pm. Free. 707.823.2618.

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Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All, a collective group of teenaged MCs from Los Angeles prone to rapping about doing drugs and violating women, exploded across the music blogosphere. Though theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve been releasing selfrecorded albums for several years, last week marked the groupâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s first show outside of L.A., in New York, and every critic there stood up and took notice. OFWGKTM are young, brash, unapologetic and poised for notorietyâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; most likely the kind that escalates into fame.

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The other thing that happened last week was the release of the new album by Zion-I, which is more like comfort food. Zion-I is among the most talented groups in all of hip-hop, and like its predecessor The Takeover, Atomic Clock ďŹ nds the duo of Zumbi and Amp Live switching up styles with each track, from the reggae-inspired â&#x20AC;&#x153;So Many Stylesâ&#x20AC;? and the Hammond-driven rock grenade â&#x20AC;&#x153;4u.â&#x20AC;? But despite encapsulating different genres, thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s an ironed thread to the production that wasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t present on the jagged, electronic-sounding Takeover, perhaps in part by the presence of Atomic Clockâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s live band.

Unlike OFWGKTM, Zion-I wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be causing lyrical controversy anytime soon, settling instead for hands-tothe-ceiling messages of unity. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The bodyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s here now, but the spirit lasts forever,â&#x20AC;? raps Zumbi on album opener â&#x20AC;&#x153;Always.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Love conquers always, gotta keep your head up.â&#x20AC;? This is the type of conscious hip-hop that doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t get blogs particularly excited anymore, but for the ears, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s pure gold.

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fter repeated listens of â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;The Promiseâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; ($19), which collects songs that Bruce Springsteen recorded for but left off the final sequence of his 1978 despair classic Darkness on the Edge of Town, one thing is clear: the Boss hired the right songs. No song on The Promise would have fit comfortably on the original, intentionally uncomfortable album, but thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s still a wealth of great material here. The long, meandering version of â&#x20AC;&#x153;Racing in the Streetâ&#x20AC;? here packs only onetenth the power of the Darkness track, sure, but itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s thrilling to hear original versions of live staples (â&#x20AC;&#x153;Fireâ&#x20AC;?), references to â&#x20AC;&#x153;Thunder Roadâ&#x20AC;? (â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Promiseâ&#x20AC;?) and alternate lyrics to â&#x20AC;&#x153;Factoryâ&#x20AC;? (â&#x20AC;&#x153;Come On (Letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Go Tonight)â&#x20AC;?).

These are the castaways, the love songs that Springsteen handed off to Patti Smith instead (â&#x20AC;&#x153;Because the Nightâ&#x20AC;?). In the liner notes, Springsteen admits he was influenced by punk singles bought at tiny New York record stores and subsequently picked the â&#x20AC;&#x153;toughestâ&#x20AC;? songs to go on the finished Darkness album. For the Bruce completist, there are similar stories about the record on the fabulous â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Darkness on the Edge of Town Storyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; ($120), a three-CD and three-DVD set that combines bristling live footage, a documentary and music including the original album and all tracks from The Promise. A fascinating extra is Springsteenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s personal notebook from the sessions, reprinted inside.

Bob Dylan continues his Bootleg Series with â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;The Witmark Demos: 1962â&#x20AC;&#x201C;1964â&#x20AC;&#x2122; ($19), which brings even more long-bootlegged material into the world of proper sound quality, extensive liner notes and, last but not least, paid royalties. Early versions of â&#x20AC;&#x153;A Hard Rainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s aGonna Fallâ&#x20AC;? and â&#x20AC;&#x153;Blowinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; in the Windâ&#x20AC;? are obligatory at best; the real winners here are tracks like â&#x20AC;&#x153;Let Me Die in My Footsteps,â&#x20AC;? a

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These songs have been released before, but the alternating urgency and naĂŻvetĂŠ with which the young singer delivers them is completely compelling to those whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve made an education of hanging on his every word.

While super-deluxe box sets reign this year from other rock icons like Jimi Hendrix (â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;West Coast Seattle Boyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;; $70), the Grateful Dead (Dead On Wax; $135) Paul McCartney & Wings (â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Band on the Run: Deluxe Setâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;; $100) and John Lennon (the near-complete â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Signature Boxâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;; $190), many lesser-known artists have worthy sets. The strongest of them comes courtesy of the excellent Numero Group label out of Chicago with Syl Johnsonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Complete Mythologyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; ($80). Known in cratedigger circles for his chilling racism dissertation â&#x20AC;&#x153;Is It Because Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m Black,â&#x20AC;? Johnson was the greatest soul singer youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve never heard. Culling tracks from 1959 to 1971, the set includes collaborations with Minnie Riperton, Donny Hathaway and a fabulous Memphis band. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Ponte Duro: The Fania All-Stars Storyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; collects mostly live recordings of the 1970s Latin-jazz powerhouse in their prime, while â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;CTI Records: The Cool Revolutionâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; packages fuzzed-out smooth grooves from every stonerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s favorite jazz label into a gatefold LP-style CD set.

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After a nearly three-month closure, a variety of alterations have been made to the building, including earthquake retrofitting, a new roof and large murals in the lobby of Hitchcock filming Shadow of a Doubt and The Birds in Sonoma County. Jan Klingelhofer of the Smith Rafael Film Center in San Rafael has been brought in to book independent and foreign films. According to Tocchini, who also owns the Roxy Stadium 14 multiplex in Santa Rosa and nearly a dozen theaters across the state, changes have been made to not only bring the building up to code but to make for what he calls a more pleasant and comfortable moviegoing experience. â&#x20AC;&#x153;There are all new rocking chair loges, new sound and new projectors,â&#x20AC;? says Tocchini. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s been done over nicely, and weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll still play the same format of art and independent films.â&#x20AC;?

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Tocchini promises. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Tickets will be $3 for first-run films once they finish their run.â&#x20AC;?

The name â&#x20AC;&#x153;Rialtoâ&#x20AC;? is still firmly embedded in the vernacular of Sonoma County residents. Rialto owner Ky Boyd has succeeded with his â&#x20AC;&#x153;Rialto on the Roadâ&#x20AC;? series, featuring broadcasts of the Metropolitan Opera, as well as his partnership with the Jewish Film Festival.

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