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the anti-Zen sounds he exuded. The more I tried not to laugh, the more I shook with suppressed mirth. My eyes met Lily’s again and we burst into naughty laughter. Twenty years later, a second rectangular table had to be pushed up against the old kitchen table to fit all the new guests. Many of the original plastic plates still graced the table, along with new favorites: Lily’s 1990’s gnome plate, a surfer dude made by Uncle Noel, Aerielle’s fairy design from her tween years. Steam rose from platters of food, and even the Tofurky made my stomach rumble. Sally placed two moose-head creamers full of gravy on the table and took her seat. Lily’s seven-year old daughter, Leila, born when Lily was 19, held my left hand; her threeyear-old son, Skyler, grasped my right. Lily’s youngest, one-year-old Dylan, wandered off just as Papa Leo called for three oms. I hoped wild Dylan wouldn’t destroy anything important while our eyes were closed. Leo took a deep breath and started the first om. Leila giggled, the perfect echo of her mother two decades earlier. I smiled, but kept my eyes shut; I no longer needed to misbehave to feel accepted. Our oms rose over the table, tones blending into a complex, beautiful sound. Everyone had a place in the song we wove. Fred had moved back to the East Coast many years previously, but it would have been fine if he had been there. I snuck a peek at Dylan in the living room. He stared back at us wide-eyed. We exhaled the second om. Sound bounced off the new dining-room linoleum, circled up and filled the skylight. Dylan waddled back to the table and grinned up at us, entranced. Our final om, long and sweet, reverberated around the circle, connecting us in grateful communion.
Fred gulped another breath and spewed forth an even louder, more discordant om that seemed to resound through the canyon.
Stacey Dennick is an artist and writer living in Sonoma County. Open Mic is a weekly feature in the Bohemian. We welcome your contribution. To have your topical essay of 700 words considered for publication, write openmic@bohemian.com.
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The Associated Press first discovered that fact when doing post-lead-ban tests on children’s products earlier this year. It met the usual industry resistance. The Fashion Jewelry and Accessory Trade Association claimed that cadmium levels were insufficient to cause health risk, and Wal-Mart complained that reviewing its toy shelves for toxins was too much trouble. China further objected. Tough toxics reviews, it asserted, fundamentally constituted an unfair trade barrier. The federal Consumer Products Safety Commission issued a toothless “warning� to manufacturers and importers. Commission chair Inez Tenenbaum then suggested that American parents go through their kids’ stuff, confiscate all metal jewelry and simply throw it out, a measure guaranteed to ensure domestic tranquility. Things haven’t gotten much better for consumers since the first recalls. The same federal commission caved in to trade association demands that cadmium limits be voluntary. Its new suggested cadmium limits are three times higher than previous ones. Finally California, as is often the case in matters involving public health, stepped in. State Sen. Fran Pavley, D-Santa Monica, wrote and passed a bill through the State Legislature requiring tough cadmiumlevel tests on children’s’ products sold in the state. Gov. Schwarzenegger signed it in September—but testing doesn’t begin until early 2012. So for now, it’s cadmium emptor. For information on cadmium in toys, jewelry and other products, see www.epa.gov. THE BOHEMIAN
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radiation upon children. (The acceptable levels of radiation are based on a 200-pound male.) “Radiation that penetrates only two inches into the brain of an adult,� explains Stross, “will reach much deeper into the brains of children, because their skulls are thinner and their brains contain more absorptive fluid.� Two-thirds of children over the age of seven use cell phones, according to Moskowitz, who claims there’s growing evidence that radiation also causes memory-processing errors in adults. Warnings issued with cell phones, he explains, are written in confusing language and deeply buried. Some warnings are only available by download. Among these is a warning issued by Blackberry advising young women to keep phones away from their abdomens. Are cell phones threatening reproductive health? Young men—now advised to keep cell phones out of their pockets—have been found to have lower sperm counts as a result of radiation exposure. Even more research is needed, but Moskowitz believes there is sufficient evidence to warn the public about risks. Twelve other nations have issued warnings, he says. “Other countries operate under the precautionary principle, the better-safe-than-sorry rule,� Moskowitz explains. “In the U.S., a health risk has to be scientifically proven beyond a doubt, and the onus of proof is on underfunded public agencies. It can take decades before you get consensus. The whole system is stacked against protecting public health in favor of protecting corporate freedom.� Moskowitz advises to educate oneself on radiation and take precaution with phones. “If you move the phone away 10 inches, you’re getting less than one one-hundredth of the radiation exposure,� he says. “We’re not telling people to give up cell phones; we’re just suggesting there may be safer ways to use them. Do kids really need to sleep with the phone under their pillow in case they get texted in the middle of the night?�
‘The frustrating thing is that our government doesn’t want to engage in this.’
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SONOMA COUNTY’S ONLY GLUTEN-FREE BAKERY!
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463 Sebastopol Ave . Santa Rosa In the South A Arts District Open Tues-Thurs 10-4 . Fri-Sat 10-9
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4A82 :4=C F8=4 24;;0AB ll the other boys wanted to be famous when they grew up. Not Kent Humphrey. Thoughtfully forecasting the everyday realities—pawing fans, stafďŹ ng headaches, the responsibility—he knew it wasn’t for him. Happily, not particularly famous is how we ďŹ nd him today, at the far end of a labyrinthine wine cellar with 40 feet of barrel room to his name. Although this custom-crush facility functions somewhat like a co-op, it houses a profusion of individual, boutique brands which, like many vintners these days, often pick from the very same vineyards. Fame aside, it begs the question: How, indeed, does this youthful new crop of latter-day, two-barrel Mondavis ever hope to get noticed?
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Team up with some little-known artists, for one. Each Eric Kent label features and supports an artist’s unique work, be it painting, digital collage or photography. And we’re not talking tame old vineyards-and-sunshine business. “We just haven’t ďŹ gured out how to fasten music to the bottle yet,â€? Humphrey jokes. Tasting here is straight out of the barrel, an illuminating comparison of different lots—oral with pine needles, eshy and round, or with apple pie spice—that will comprise the ďŹ nal blend. The style here is coastal, fresh and easy on the oak. The 2008 Sonoma Coast Chardonnay ($40) is a thinking man’s blonde Burgundian (says I—although an advertising copywriter before becoming a mad man of wine, Humphrey qualiďŹ es, after apologizing in advance, for using terms like “Burgundianâ€?), a golden apple dipped in caramel, with what the geeks call a crushed limestone ďŹ nish. Caramelized apple plus toasted pastry, the fullerbodied 2008 Russian River Valley Chardonnay ($40) is what nobody but me calls “softly crisp.â€? Dusted with Mexican chocolate, the 2008 Stiling Vineyard Pinot Noir ($42) lays down big, fresh black cherry avors fused with vanilla, and then keeps on going: fresh-squeezed, lovely fruit with no heat and no weediness. The 2008 Small Town Pinot Noir ($48) cues damp forest oor, grape and brambleberry jelly; while the 2008 Dry Stack Vineyard Syrah ($40) leads with wild berries, then piles on huge, blackberry cobbler Ă la mode avors throughout the chunky, dry ďŹ nish. Released just twice a year, these wines often sell out before the next, through a “highly customizableâ€? wine club that makes it easy for members to try it out, even for a few bottles. Just so long as they don’t get too famous, too soon. Eric Kent Wine Cellars, 1014 Hopper Ave., Santa Rosa. Barrel tastings by appointment only. See website for local retailers. 707.527.9700. www.erickentwines.com.
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68I<> <0=80 They can’t replace the romantic aroma of books, but e-readers are poised to be this year’s biggest gift.
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E-readers Demystified Three years ago to the month, Amazon unveiled its groundbreaking Kindle e-reader. The original Kindle featured a 6-by-4-inch grayscale screen, could hold approximately 200 titles, retailed for about $400 and—since it was the only device of its kind on the market—sold out a projected five months’ worth of stock in a little over five hours. Holiday shoppers who weren’t on top of their game would wait until April of the following year to get their hands on the coveted contraption. This season, Amazon’s reader is finally facing some stiff competition as the go-to gift for your favorite tech-tipsy bibliophile—from Barnes & Noble and Sony, which have both released their own models, and from a profusion of cheap
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knock-offs as well as a cadre of crossover tablets that do more than just present novels. With so many options to choose from, a person in the market for an e-reader likely won’t be banished to the end of a long waiting list, but the decision will be a tougher one to make. Giving the gift of literature these days is slightly more complicated. It requires an inquiry in to the reader’s needs and habits. Is the giftee, for example, known to consume a fat stack of novels or multiple tomes of nonfiction while on extended vacations in the tropics? Then any one of the current class of e-readers—the Kindle, Barnes & Noble’s Nook or any of three available Sony Readers—would be a fine choice. Each utilizes E Ink, technology that replicates the experience of reading a printed page so that even in daylight, words appear as clear as, well, day. E Ink uses very little power (each of the aforementioned models can provide nearly a month of reading with a single charge) and is easy on the eyes (literally; it’s a much more gentle experience than staring at a backlit screen).
That said, E Ink has its limitations: it can’t reproduce color, meaning that children’s books, cookbooks, and comic . . . er, graphic novels are out, and the experience of reading most magazines is severely impaired. E Ink also updates very slowly, so it’s not the choice for multimedia consumption or surfing the web. Tablets, meanwhile, are ideally suited to precisely these purposes. Apple’s iPad has been called the savior of the ailing magazine industry for the possibilities it affords. When reading a magazine about automobiles on an iPad, for instance, one will be able to rotate a 3D image of the car 360 degrees, change its color and zoom in for detailed information about certain features; theoretically the same will go for clothes in Vogue or a game-winning play in Sports Illustrated. Additionally, with tablets, it’s possible to store photos, watch movies, listen to music, surf the web, read email and access thousands of apps of all kinds—games, guides and, oh yeah, books, downloadable via iBooks, Amazon, Barnes & Noble and others.
PAID ADVERTISING SECTION Of the slew of tablet and e-readers available—some pretty good (Sony’s Reader, Touch and Daily editions) and others prohibitively expensive and pretty terrible (HP’s Slate)—these four represent the best of their respective genres. Kindle: Today’s Kindle can hold 3,500 books, and while it still features a 6-inch black-and-white screen, the newest model’s screen has considerably higher contrast than previous versions. Even with the increase in competition, the Kindle retains some considerable advantages over its rivals: it has a very polished, user-friendly interface, and because it’s an Amazon product, there are hundreds of thousands of titles available (725,000, according to the company). That said, the Kindle can only process material purchased through Amazon, and rates hover around $10 per book. Some Kindle users gripe that books they’ve downloaded have typos that seem to be the result of scanning errors, but by and large it has far fewer reported errors than other available readers. While most readers on the market have the capability to process purchased audio books, the Kindle has textto-speech capability, so it can also read any selected book aloud. It’s one-third of an inch thick, weighs about nine ounces and costs $139 ($189 for the 3G-enabled model, which makes it possible to download books even when out of reach of a wireless network). Nook: Barnes & Noble’s reader, called the Nook, is available in two versions: the original black-and-white version and the NookColor, released just this month. The original Nook features two screens—a larger, 6-inch screen on which book pages are displayed, and a smaller touchscreen below for navigation. In addition to the more than 2 million titles Barnes & Noble boasts are available on the device, the Nook, unlike the Kindle, is open-source. That means it’s compatible with third-party publishing formats like ePub, and it means you can bring a Nook into your local library and load it up with all kinds of books for free. The newer NookColor features a 7-inch backlit LCD touch screen. In addition to being the only color reader currently available, it’s also the only reader with a touchscreen, making it kind of a combination tablet and e-reader. The color screen makes it possible to read magazines and picture books, but because it uses LCD rather than E Ink, it reduces the device’s battery life significantly; NookColor lasts just eight hours compared to Nook’s 10 days. In addition to possessing all the functionality of the original black-and-white version, the NookColor can also read Word and Excel documents, surf the web, play movies and music and run Android apps from the Barnes & Noble store. It has the capacity to hold 6,000 books compared to the Nook’s 1,500 and retails for $249, while the Nook goes for $149. iPad: The iPad is a gorgeous, swoonworthy, even product. Its giant, 9.7-inch crystal-clear display and super-fast 1-Ghz A4 processor make it the perfect medium for watching movies, surfing the web and
reading magazines and newspapers (in app form). Strictly speaking of its functionality as a book reader, the backlit screen is slightly harsher on the eyes than an E Ink device, and while the Kindle and Nook both include a 3G subscription free with purchase, access to 3G on the iPad (and every other tablet) requires an additional subscription fee. Weighing in at 1.5 pounds, it has more heft than a reader but could hardly be considered bulky. The iPad’s beauty comes at a price, though, and not just the literal one ($499 for the low-end version; $829 for the high). In order to maintain the device’s sleek design, Apple was forced to make some sacrifices, most notably in the connectivity department. The iPad has one single port, the power dock, which means uploading photos from a camera, documents from a flash drive, music or anything other data from an external hard drive can only be done one at a time, using cumbersome adapters called dongles. As a media-consuming device, though, that’s where the complaints end. Galaxy Tab: The other very impressive tablet on the market is Samsung’s Galaxy Tab. While it features a smaller 7-inch LCD touchscreen and weighs less, it retains some significant advantages over the lordly iPad. Like the Kindle, the iPad suffers because it operates on closed format, only running apps approved by Apple. Conversely, the Galaxy Tab, like the Nook, uses an open-source Android operating system, so in theory users will ultimately have access to more applications. The Android operating system also allows the Galaxy Tab to run Flash, which iPads (and iPhones) are not equipped to do. Today, the Galaxy Tab retails for $599 at Best Buy (that figure doesn’t include a $50a-month 3G data plan), but according to a leak reported by PC Magazine, there’ll be big Black Friday deals on the device at Radio Shack, Office Max and Best Buy, who will all have them for $349 plus a two-year Sprint data plan.—Tessa Stuart
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“You can wear these for five days in the jungle!� he shouted, pelvis thrust out and covered in the best synthetic fiber nature had to offer. This is where luxury meets utility, and then becomes slightly awkward at group gift exchanges and dorm-style living situations. The basic premise is that travelers, athletes and outdoorsy people need something more evolved than old cotton briefs to keep from getting adult diaper rash—but it doesn’t stop there. The next generation in unmentionables is well-cut, bacteria resistant, spun from the best breathable, wicking superfiber du jour, and promises the type of longevity between launderings previously considered indecent. Five days seems to be the industry standard for how long a person can reasonably wear a pair of super-undies. Don’t ask why; ask how. The two main fibers for highperformance underwear are wool and synthetic. Each has its advantages. Wool has basically been reinvented in the last decade. It still has an amazing capacity to keep one cool or warm, but it’s not scratchy anymore, it’s not heavy, and it’s not cheap—these wooly wonders can cost upward of $40. Still, there are at least three companies making high-tech knitwear for the nether regions: Icebreakers, Smartwool and Ibex. They don’t all have cute names, but they all seem to come in a “hipster� variant, which presumably refers to anatomy and not skinny, underachieving twenty-somethings. Ibex has the distinction of offering a “Balance thong,� aptly named as it splits the old peach right down the middle. It’s a deal at only $25, and even comes with an inspirational quote in its elastic band. Sadly, it’s only available for women right now, but do look for the Balance banana hammock in time for Christmas 2011. Patagonia basically has the market cornered on high-tech, high-priced synthetics. Wool may be the closest (politically correct) thing to your own skin, but synthetics have their own appeal. Patagonia’s synthetics are recycled, or at least made from recycled materials. They’re lighter than wool (so
you can afford to pack an extra pair for the journey), but still claim all the same keep-you-dry, odor-vanquishing, quick-dry properties as wool. If $40 for woolies still sounds steep, synthetics run about $20. Bounding, pelvis-thrusting Argentinean not included.—Kylie Mendonca
Virtual Freakage It seems like just yesterday everyone was talking about the “Hot Coffee� cheat code in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. The modenabled, fully clothed mini sex scene hidden in the code caused a legal stir, and subsequent copies of the title removed it altogether. But simulated sex isn’t the only concern parents might have in purchasing the latest video game release. As everyone knows, video games contain violence too. Here’s a look at some of this year’s games that parents are sure to get in a tizzy over. Alongside a summary of lurid gaming details, we’ve added a parent-freakage point guide to rate the game’s level of concern. It ain’t Avatar, but for some reason Sam Worthington is voicing lead character Alex Mason, an agent who blows shit up for the United States in the game Call of Duty: Black Ops ($60), set in the 1960s. In this gun opera, players can shoot limbs off of enemies and deliver a direct head shot to Fidel Castro—take that, communism! In one level, Mason meets up with President John F. Kennedy and points a hand gun at him. Yes, that’s in this game. Afterward, gamers can play a zombie death mode as John F. Kennedy, Richard Nixon, Robert McNamara or as Fidel Castro. Parent freakage points: 9/10. Parents looking for some girl power in video games for their daughters might find it enticing at first, but Bayonetta ($20) basically makes the player feel like a dirty pervert. Female demon slayer Bayonetta doesn’t wear clothes in the traditional sense; as it turns out, Bayonetta’s “clothing� is simply her own hair wrapped around her body, like skin-tight S&M leather clothing. As Bayonetta players chain together multiple attacks with each successful blow, she becomes increasingly naked. Bayonetta’s
It’s easy to lament the onset of winter’s shorter, chiller days, but to do that is to ignore the opportunity to accessorize. Holiday shopping offers the perfect chance to snap up some of the more wild and wooly options that Californians don’t need the 10 other months of the year, and now’s the time to seize the stockings (and scarves, hats, mittens and muffs) and relish the fashionable add-ons of the season. Here are some style guidelines to keep in mind. Rule No. 1: Show your socks. If wearing booties or midcalf boots, pair them with knee-highs. And make ’em count. Chevron stripes, contrasting patterns and bright colors are more fun than basics. Tall boots, like the over-the-knee models out this year, call for tall stockings. Over-the-knee socks are a must-
Rule No. 2: Show your fingers. Fashionable and functional, fingerless gloves make a great stocking stuffer. They’re like wearable comfort food that won’t make you fat. Boho by Moe Munroe fingerless gloves are practically works of art that adorn your hands. The two-toned wine and gray gloves ($98) showcase a row of six mother-of-pearl buttons of differing sizes. They keep hands warm and cloaked in cashmere while the fingers remain free to type, hold a wine glass, whatever. The Wooden Ships by Paola Buendia ‘Montreal’ long fingerless gloves ($24), in a mohair acrylic blend, come in all colors—winter white, gray, violet, black and strawberry—and make for an unbelievably soft knit that stretches from knuckle to elbow. The matching slouchy rib beret ($29) is a snug second helping of comfort. Which brings us to . . . Rule No. 3: Cover your head. This year it’s all about the hats. And whether you’re shopping for a classic beanie-wearing type or a trendsetter more likely to go for a floppy wool number, keep in mind there’s a style for every personality. One look that’s hot this season: spots. They’re adorning satchels, faux fur coats, you name it. They also make for show-stopping lids. Try Urban Outfitter’s faux fur Pins and Needles Leopard Trapper Hat ($34) or a classic with a twist, a Jeanne Simmons felt leopard fedora ($17). If you’re shopping for a stylish man, take a lesson ' -
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“special attack” involves her clothes coming off and her giant stiletto heels stomping on her enemies. It’s not particularly violent, but perhaps a tad sexist? OK, OK, outright perverted and sexist times a gazillion. Parent freakage points: 8/10. Remember Rush Hour 2, with Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker having to cross a Hong Kong highway naked after an ambush at a massage parlor? In Kane and Lynch: Dog Days ($40), Kane and Lynch avoid gunfire, run from cover to cover and murder the bad guys while wearing no clothing at all. The game’s developer, IO Interactive, says the game features “gritty realism.” Somehow playing a game featuring grainy, digitally blurred asses seems less like gritty realism and more like censored Japanese porno— violent, Heat-inspired censored Japanese porno. Lynch’s ’70s porno ’stache tops it all off. Parent freakage points: 7/10. (Bonus uncomfortable gamer points : 10/10.) Did you know Harry Potter’s wand can shoot magical spells at a similar rate as a submachine gun? Neither did we, until we saw a preview of EA’s vision of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows ($50). Potter can take cover behind trees, concrete pillars and wooden crates as well as shoot—with his wand. He can deliver powerful wandbased attacks like Confundo, Expelliarmus and Crucio. Maybe it’s just wholesome entertainment, but the image of Harry Potter aiming down the sight of his wand and dishing out rapid-fire, submachine gun– like magical damage is, well, kinda weird. Parent freakage points: 5/10. In God of War 3 ($60), as the wife- and daughter-murdering antihero Kratos, players are tasked with delivering pure vengeance upon the Greek Gods. The first kill? Poseidon, god of the sea. After a lengthy opening fight sequence, players must gouge out Poseidon’s eyes. Afterward, Poseidon gets his head smashed into ancient Greek concrete until the entire screen is covered by the sea god’s digital blood. At another point in the game, Kratos rips Helios’ head from his body and then uses the decapitated sun god’s head as a lantern. Parent freakage points: 9/10. Happy gaming!—Rothtana Ouch
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from Ol’ Blue Eyes: the classic Sinatra fedora ($46), in charcoal or black, is a classic look that never gets old. The Sinatra hat inspired by Frank himself is the only one authorized by the singer’s estate, and it’s an elegant topper when, baby, it’s cold outside. —Jessica Lyons
Bodacious Bike Gear Bike people are the worst. I mean that in the best possible way. Namely, bike people have such a physical and spiritual connection to their bikes that to give them a bike-related gift and expect them to use it traipses on blasphemy. If they’re serious about cycling, chances are they’ve educated themselves about every gadget on the market and tailored their ride just so to their liking, ne’er to be altered by a meddling present. If they just dig cruising around town on a singlespeed, they’ll probably laugh in the face of anything remotely like clip-pedal shoes or spandex gear. What to do? First things first: get them some new Knogs. No, they’re not some weird sex toy or drug accessory, but rather those stretch-rubber LED lights that started replacing bracketmount lights a couple years ago. Small, easily removable and with just enough brightness, they’re what every cyclist can always use for nighttime rides. The old Knogs broke easily, burned through batteries and only had one tiny LED. The new ones have a larger, brighter LED, thicker rubber and four flash cycles instead of just two. Go for the Frog Strobe; at $18 each, they’re a no-brainer gift. Just about every cyclist needs a hand pump, and though newer pumps like the Blackburn AirStik SL offer compact, lightweight economy, they’re hell on the arms. This year’s must-have pumps are made by Lezyne, with stunning modern design and utilitarian features. A solid midpriced option is the Pressure Drive at $40. Made of machined metal and capable of inflating to 120 psi, the seven-inch pump includes a detachable, flexible tube that flips around for both Schrader or Presta valves—basically, no more hunching over a tire on the side of the road, and if your nephew gets a flat on his 1981 Raleigh, the pump can handle his valves, too. Not bad. So what about the cyclists who have it
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all? It’s likely they don’t have the Garmin Edge 800, which is setting the cyclingcomputer world on fire. If you’re a glutton for detail, you can find tons of bike blogs with complete rundowns of its features and photos of the component on a precision scale (3.45 ounces, if you care), but the gist is that this is the iPhone of GPS bike computers. The sleek touchscreen interface is just the beginning. With a USB connection to a computer, the thing maps rides completely, with route, altitude, speed, calories burned, goals reached, heart rate, temperature and more. At $450, it’s not for casual cyclists, but for those super-serious about their bikes, it’s a racer’s dream.—Gabe Meline If you’ve really got a wad to spend on that bike enthusiast, well then, who doesn’t love new around-town toys? Like Swobo’s Baxter ($1,099), an eight-speed commuter bike, for example. It’s got a lightweight aluminum frame and carbon fiber fork so you can ditch the car and speed around town without breaking a sweat or ditching your work-to-happy-hour-appropriate attire. The rear brake cable is hidden in the top tube, which means it won’t catch on your clothing. Other cool features include a Shimano hub, disc brakes and 36-hole wheels for better durability and riding ease on rough roads, potholes and railroad tracks. Plus, there’s no need to worry about the limited daylight hours on this bike. The seat post has an integrated tail light, and the tires come with patented 3M reflective strips so cars can’t miss seeing you. You’re highly visible—and looking good—on this bike.—J.L.
hammer-head-like plastic casing; the console takes what it “sees� and “hears,� and processes that data as the user moves and speaks, with no buttons required. Video games might not be the only use for the Kinect. Resourceful hackers have created unauthorized code to make the peripheral function with ordinary computers, albeit in a much less refined experience. Is gaming’s motion control innovation a test bed for revolutionary Minority Report–style ways of computing? Chances are software giant Microsoft has an eye on where things are moving.
Ditch the Dongle Though Nintendo has dominated past holiday seasons with the Wii, this year both Microsoft and Sony join the motion-gaming movement with the Microsoft Kinect ($150) and the Sony PlayStation Move ($100). Although Nintendo may have done it first, the big question remains, who does it better? Microsoft’s Kinect has a clear wow factor, as it requires no controllers at all. Want to throw punches? Throw them. Want to jump left? Just jump left. The Kinect tracks body movements and gestures, essentially matching the advertised experience of the user as “the controller.� The Kinect must be paired with an Xbox 360 to work, and features a depth sensor, camera and microphone inside a
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Meanwhile, Sony has conceived a design to strike a technological middle ground between the Kinect and the Wii through the release of the PlayStation Move. Like Kinect, Move uses a camera for plane tracking; like Wii, Move features a controller with buttons and internal sensors to track the controller’s rotation. When coordinated with the camera and internal sensors, Move gives more precise movement tracking than the Wii Remote and trumps Kinect’s lack of a physical user interface through the use of vibration feedback and buttons. Finally, perhaps in reaction to the motion controller war, Nintendo has taken its Wii MotionPlus ($40) dongle—an attachment that improves Wii’s ability to track hand movements—and internalized the external dongle into a Wii remote. The new, cleverly named Wii Remote Plus removes the extra girth, and for those attached to their Wiis, it may suffice for an entirely new console. For high-definition aficionados, the Xbox 360 and PS3 might be a better option than Wii’s 480p picture, but one thing is clear:
PlayStation Move, Microsoft Kinect and Wii all provide a much less couch-potato gaming experience.—R.O.
Giftoids for Gearheads Whether winter sporting endeavors put you on a bike, boat or simply two feet, it’s nice to stay warm and dry. So as the rainy season approaches, waterproof hiking boots like the Keen Targhee II ($125) are a good away to keep avid hikers tromping through the redwoods and along ocean-view bluffs. The waterproof, breathable membranes keep feet dry from the inside and outside of the shoe; the rain can’t get in, while the technology dissipates sweat before it saturates the boot’s inside. The shape of the footbed cushions feet and provides arch support—all of which means it’s easier to stay active as opposed to going stir-crazy indoors. And speaking of getting wet, all water babies—surfers, stand-up paddle boarders, kayakers, extreme ocean swimmers—on your list will appreciate O’Neill’s Psychofreak 4.5/3.5 FSW wetsuit ($529.95). It comes with or without a hood, keeps you warm in our cooler (read: nearly frigid) waters with more insulating and water wicking and has added flex for your legs. Pair it with a longboard or a surf kayak, and you’ll win Santa of the year. For those who are bound for the snow, Sessions’ Boz insulated jacket ($165) marries retro, ski-slope neon stripes and pocket detailing with baggy board style and has a warmth rating of 10, useful on the mountain and for drinks outside around those fire pits that really don’t put off a lot of heat. Whether biking, surfing, snowboarding or skiing, capture it on HD video with a GoPro Hero ($179–$299), a tiny wearable digital camera with a waterproof casing that you can attach to a helmet, surf board, mountain bike or just about anything else. Not only do you get to relive your adrenaline rush from multiple points of view, depending on where you attach the camera, but you get to make your friends jealous, too. And that is truly priceless.—J.L.
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“The trick is there is no trick,� he explains in the opening scene, after Kitty has deflected his initial attempt at hotel bar seduction. “I’m an out-of-shape clown,� he says. “I’m safe. Women feel good with me because I’m not a tit man or a leg man—I’m a woman man.� Though Kitty avoids Michael’s lecherous clutches, there’s something about the guy that gets under her skin. Yet when she runs into him later, and he appears not to remember her, her confidence begins to shatter, along with the various marriages, careers and dreams of all of her friends and acquaintances. Some of the writing is quite clever. Coxon’s chief strength is writing snappy dialogue. As a storyteller, however, Coxon shows a lack of constraint. There are far too many tangential bits, so many so that Kitty’s struggle for haveit-all happiness begins to look less like the central focus of the play and more like a side story in Coxon’s existential, everything-butthe-kitchen-sink data dump. The direction by Jasson Minadakis is incredibly strong, with excellent use of the four projection screens worked seamlessly into Melpomene Katakalos’ sleek set. The way he stages the transitions from scene to overlapping scene is so clever and elegant—with one scene lingering a bit as the next begins—one has to wonder why it’s not done like this more often. For all its strengths, there is a lingering dullness to the play, a feeling of redundancy and staleness. In the end, Happy Now? is a play that attempts to address universal issues— issues it does occasionally glance at—but in the end, this unexceptional comedy has nothing original to say about them. ‘Happy Now’ runs Tuesday–Sunday through Dec. 5 at Marin Theatre Company. Show times vary. 397 Miller Ave., Mill Valley. $33–$57. 415.388.5208.
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Dude, you know what? I think I’m’a chill out instead. This Four Loko, man, it’s goin’ on. I met these girls at Jasper O’Farrell’s last week said they were goin’ to see this Shotgun Wedding Quintet band or something. I think it’s tonight. Maybe they wanna share some Four Loko with me, get a lil’ faded with a guy. I, like, stumbled into one of those Shotgun things once, and it was tight, like dudes rapping over jazz, but then it went into some Michael Jackson and then some Pharcyde stuff. Here’s the facts: I got the Four Loko and the girls are gonna be there. FACT. Like Brian Wilson. You seen that? FACT. Ha! Le’ss go over there and bring the Four Loko, bro, for the Shotgun Wedding bros with 808 bros an’ Radioactive bro on Friday, Nov. 26, at the Hopmonk Tavern. 230 Petaluma Ave., Sebastopol. 9pm. $13. 707.829.7300.
Awwwww yeeeaaahahhhah! Four Loko is the jam! I just drove to Old Chicago an’ ordered two pizzas! One to eat and one to friggin’ throw at a car! I jus’ went into the bathroom and took a bite out of the mirror! Four Loko! I’m gonna set my watch back five hours an’ watch Yo Gabba Gabba reruns an’ then catch up to fake time at 4am OooOFfF! Sorry, did I fell down zze stairs? Whazzzat over there? Big movie place. No, wait, not movie. Roy Rogers. On a horse? Wha? Oh, the side guitar. Not side? Slide. Slide guitar! Slidewinder Roy! Well lookout world, tonight’s the night I get down with Roy! Sing the blues, brother! Whoo-hoo! I got the Four Loko blues, can’find my own shoes, I’m gonna be sick but les’s go to Jack in the Box first on Saturday, Nov. 27, at the Mystic Theatre. 21 Petaluma Blvd. N., Petaluma. 8pm. $20. 707.765.2121.
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fter repeated listens of ‘The Promise’ ($19), which collects songs that Bruce Springsteen recorded for but left off the final sequence of his 1978 despair classic Darkness on the Edge of Town, one thing is clear: the Boss hired the right songs. No song on The Promise would have fit comfortably on the original, intentionally uncomfortable album, but there’s still a wealth of great material here. The long, meandering version of “Racing in the Street� here packs only onetenth the power of the Darkness track, sure, but it’s thrilling to hear original versions of live staples (“Fire�), references to “Thunder Road� (“The Promise�) and alternate lyrics to “Factory� (“Come On (Let’s Go Tonight)�). These are the castaways, the love songs that Springsteen handed off to Patti Smith instead (“Because the Night�). In the liner notes, Springsteen admits he was influenced by punk singles bought at tiny New York record stores and subsequently picked the “toughest� songs to go on the finished Darkness album. For the Bruce completist, there are similar stories about the record on the fabulous ‘Darkness on the Edge of Town Story’ ($120), a three-CD and three-DVD set that combines bristling live footage, a documentary and music including the original album and all tracks from The Promise. A fascinating extra is Springsteen’s personal notebook from the sessions, reprinted inside. Bob Dylan continues his Bootleg Series with ‘The Witmark Demos: 1962–1964’ ($19), which brings even more long-bootlegged material into the world of proper sound quality, extensive liner notes and, last but not least, paid royalties. Early versions of “A Hard Rain’s aGonna Fall� and “Blowin’ in the Wind� are obligatory at best; the real winners here are tracks like “Let Me Die in My Footsteps,� a
screed on nuclear bomb shelters; “Talkin’ John Birch Paranoid Blues,â€? which with a few adjustments could be directed at modern-day Tea Party members; and “All Over You,â€? written by Dylan on a bet from his pal Dave Van Ronk. These songs have been released before, but the alternating urgency and naĂŻvetĂŠ with which the young singer delivers them is completely compelling to those who’ve made an education of hanging on his every word. While super-deluxe box sets reign this year from other rock icons like Jimi Hendrix (‘West Coast Seattle Boy’; $70), the Grateful Dead (Dead On Wax; $135) Paul McCartney & Wings (‘Band on the Run: Deluxe Set’; $100) and John Lennon (the near-complete ‘Signature Box’; $190), many lesser-known artists have worthy sets. The strongest of them comes courtesy of the excellent Numero Group label out of Chicago with Syl Johnson’s ‘Complete Mythology’ ($80). Known in cratedigger circles for his chilling racism dissertation “Is It Because I’m Black,â€? Johnson was the greatest soul singer you’ve never heard. Culling tracks from 1959 to 1971, the set includes collaborations with Minnie Riperton, Donny Hathaway and a fabulous Memphis band. ‘Ponte Duro: The Fania All-Stars Story’ collects mostly live recordings of the 1970s Latin-jazz powerhouse in their prime, while ‘CTI Records: The Cool Revolution’ packages fuzzed-out smooth grooves from every stoner’s favorite jazz label into a gatefold LP-style CD set. Still confused? There’s no way to go wrong with the populist choice: ‘100 Greatest TV Themes’ ($43), which covers everything from Hawaii Five-O to The Wire, with pit stops at The Cosby Show and Happy Days along the trip down memory lane. Special advisory tip for those, uh, combative families: nothing unites a family on Christmas Day quite like singing along to The Dukes of Hazzard.
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12/2
SAT 12/3 • 7:00PM DOORS • $23 ADV/$26 DOS • ALL AGES ACOUSTIC ELECTRIC
FENDER PRESNTS GUITAR LEGEND
DICK DALE
9:30 PM SHOW > $22 > REGGAE
REBEL LION PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS
FEATURING JIMMY
THIRD WORLD
SAT 12/4 • 7:00PM DOORS • $21 ADV/$24 DOS • 21+ ROCK/POP/ALT ROCK
THE POSIES PLUS BRENDAN BENSON
+ tHRIVE + DJ JACQUES 12/3
9:30 PM SHOW > $15 > ROCK
FRANK (OF HANNON TESLA)
12/4
DALE
PLUS AQUEDUCT WED 12/8 • 7:00PM DOORS • $21 ADV/$23 DOS • 18+ JAZZ/FUNK/BLUES
9:30 PM SHOW > $10/15 > POP HIP HOP
CHRISTY'S ON THE SQUARE PRESENTS
CHARLIE HUNTER TRIO
"HARDNOX" performing "fistpump"
SAT 12/11 • 7:00PM DOORS • $16 • 21+ JOHNNY CASH TRIBUTE BAND
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FRAMING HANLEY
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12/7
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SUN 12/12 • 5:30PM DOORS • $16/$11 W/2 CANS • ALL AGES BLUEGRASS
HOLIDAY HOEDOWN “THE BIG GIVE-BACK� WITH
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BILL BOWKER'S HOLIDAY BLUES BLOWOUT 12/12 7:00 PM SHOW > $20/23 > BLUES
SAT 12/18 • 7:00PM DOORS • $23 • 18+ FOLK/ACOUSTIC/ROOTS MUSIC
KIM WIL S ON' S BLUE S ALLSTAR S
CHRISTMAS JUG BAND
+ the aces
WITH SPECIAL GUEST BARRY MELTON
12/13
7:30 PM SHOW > $20 > BLUES
FRI 12/31 • 8:00PM DOORS • $51 • 21+ BLUES
THE GENE TAYLOR BLUE S BAND W/DAVE ALVIN
TOMMY CASTRO
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