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ell, no one said it was going to be easy. Last year, thanks to many of you, we built up enormous momentum for climate solutions. The global day of rallies you pulled off on Oct. 24 turned out to be â&#x20AC;&#x153;the most widespread day of political action in the planetâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s history,â&#x20AC;? according to CNN, with 5,200 actions in 181 countries. In Copenhagen, that translated into 117 countriesâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;most of the worldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s nationsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;supporting a tough 350 target. But it didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t translate into political victory. The biggest polluters wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t go along. So we still have work to do. In fact, our slogan for 2010 is â&#x20AC;&#x153;Get to Work.â&#x20AC;? Get to work to start changing our communities, and get to work to make our leaders realize that they actually need to lead. Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve sifted through thousands of your emails from all over the world and come up with an action plan for this year that we think may break the logjam and get us moving. But only, of course, if we act together to make it happen. The first date to mark on your calendar is Oct. 10, 2010. Working with our friends at the 10:10 campaign, weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re going to make the 10th day of the 10th month of the millenniumâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 10th year a real starting point for concrete action. Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re calling it the 10/10 Global Work Party, and in every corner of the world we hope communities will put up solar panels, insulate homes, erect windmills, plant trees, paint bike paths, and launch or harvest local gardens. Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll make sure the world sees this huge day of effort, and weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll use it to send a simple message to our leaders: Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re workingâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;what about you? If we can cover the roof of the school with solar panels, surely you can pass the legislation or sign the treaty that will spread our work everywhere, and confront the climate crisis in time. The 10/10/10 action will take a snapshot of a clean energy futureâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;the world of 350 ppmâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;and show people why itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s worth fighting for. Every nation is not created equal in this climate crisis, of course. If we canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t get the

biggest polluters and the biggest economies to change, then weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll never win. So weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re going to focus some particular attention on China, the United States and India with the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Great Power Race.â&#x20AC;? College and university campuses will compete to see who can come up with the mostâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;and the most creativeâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;climate solutions. We hope friendly competition will help governments see that they have a lot to gain by diving into clean energy, and a lot to lose by missing this opportunity. And weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll keep figuring out ways to apply political pressure where it countsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;in the U.S. Senate, say, where weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re joining a group of our best allies in backing the proposed cap-and-dividend approach that would stop letting big polluters pour carbon into the sky for free. In other parts of the world, weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll hold more of the climateleadership workshops that produced so many great leaders last year. And as the next U.N. conference in Mexico approaches in December, weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll stage the largest piece of public art in the planetâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s history, a reminder that we have to bring passion to bear along with science and economics if weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re going to move this process. We know, from the calls and emails weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve been getting, that people all over the world are ready to go to work. We think this plan can increase the odds of real action. We know that we have no choice. When, years down the road, the next generation asks what we did to save the planet, we want to be able to say, â&#x20AC;&#x153;We rolled up our sleeves and got to work.â&#x20AC;? Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s no guarantee we can beat the rich and powerful interests that weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re up againstâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;but thanks to you weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got enough momentum to have a real chance. Letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s use it now. Onwards! P.S. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not too early to sign up here: www.350.org/oct10.

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350.org leader Bill McKibben is a journalist and environmentalist and a fellow at the Santa Rosaâ&#x20AC;&#x201C; based Post-Carbon Institute. Open Mic is a weekly feature in the Bohemian. We welcome your contribution. To have your topical essay of 700 words considered for publication, write openmic@bohemian.com.

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administration has recently formed a committee to craft a policy on rallies and student demonstrations called Campus Expression: Time, Place and Manner. When students can rally, where they can rally and how they can rally are all being considered and codified. Free speech has a new plan, and students may be unaware of the change. The committee drafted a six-page policy and is finally, after a long spell of secrecy and silence, seeking input. Susan Moulton, chair of the Academic Senate, says, â&#x20AC;&#x153;There are parts of the drafted policy that would have kept the March 4 rally from happening. I am committed to making sure everyone who needs to see the draft does, and gives their input.â&#x20AC;? It wasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t until last week that the drafted proposal began to circulate among faculty

and students. Many have expressed their concern that the university is creating an additional crisis for itself, according to communications professor Jonah Raskin. â&#x20AC;&#x153;If implemented, this policy will bring chaos to the campus,â&#x20AC;? he says darkly. Though it may have been with the best of intentions, the initial planning and development of the drafted policy took place with minimal input from the campus community. Faculty and students have expressed their feelings that the secrecy surrounding this proposal has violated due process, down to the foundation of how and why the committee was formed. The Academic Senate, a group comprising faculty representatives, has questioned what drove the administration to desire a change in the rules of campus expression. &'

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eye to creating an â&#x20AC;&#x153;aesthetic that is specific and archetypal simultaneously,â&#x20AC;? as Louisa Stein, head of the TV and film critical studies program at San Diego State University, put it during the conference. This, of course, is precisely what Lucas has done with myriad iterations of Star Wars (particularly those not tied to the screen) and what Tolkien et al. accomplished with The Lord of the Rings. Ditto the creators of Lost, Heroes and True Blood, among others. Of course, not all content is appropriate for all media. Consider the sage words of director David Lynch, who, in a popular YouTube video packaged as an iPhone commercial parody, opined, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Now, if youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re playing the movie on the telephone, you will never, in a million years, experience the film. Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll think you have experienced it, but you will be cheated. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s such a sadness that you think youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve seen a film on your fucking telephone. Get real.â&#x20AC;? Sure, a lot of films, particularly David Lynch films, are not optimally viewed on a mobile device or online or perhaps anywhere. However, the thinking goes, a two-minute short that expands and elaborates a subplot first launched in a longer format piece has synergistic value. As author David Kushner wrote in a Fast Company article last year, â&#x20AC;&#x153;In the analog era, such efforts might have fallen under the soulless rubric of â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;cross-promotion.â&#x20AC;&#x2122; . . . The difference is that cross-promotion has nothing to do with developing or expanding an established narrative. A Happy Days lunch box, in other words, does nothing to advance the story of Fonzieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s personal journey.â&#x20AC;? Not that the Fonz had a personal journey worth charting, but plenty of characters upon whom real world dollars are spent creating fictional worlds for us to inhabit with them do. Of course, the trend is not without its critics. As â&#x20AC;&#x153;badveganâ&#x20AC;? tweeted during the conference, â&#x20AC;&#x153;More shame, for sure. Seriously: I guess I have too much respect for 4th wall. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s worked for millennia.â&#x20AC;? Sure, but could you imagine what Wagner could have done without it?

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be.â&#x20AC;? In response, cities decided to use the only tool left: a total ban. â&#x20AC;&#x153;This came as a surprise to the ACC,â&#x20AC;? Misseldine says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The industry said such a ban would cause everyone to use paper bags.â&#x20AC;? But the chemical lobbyists were wrong. Thanks to the release last week of the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Master Environmental Assessment on Single Use and Reusable Bagsâ&#x20AC;? (MEA), jurisdictions have scientific justification to ban plastic bags and use fees to discourage the use of other single-use bags. Issued by Green Cities California, of which Misseldine is the present coordinator, the MEA is a powerful document upon which new ordinances can be based. The report shows that neither biodegradable nor nonbiodegradable single-use plastic bags, nor even plain old paper bags, can be part of a sustainability plan. The only sustainable option is the reusable bag, which can be made of cloth or even plastic (though not woven plastic). In places where single-use plastic bags have been discouraged by the use of fees, as in Ireland, where they established the Irish plastic-bag tax, single-use plastic bag use was reduced by 90 percent. â&#x20AC;&#x153;What we have in hand in the form of the MEA,â&#x20AC;? Misseldine explains, â&#x20AC;&#x153;is a consolidation of the currently available scientific literature on the environmental impacts of every kind of single-use bag. All of them are devastating to the environment. The only sane policy is to discourage the use of all single-use bags.â&#x20AC;? Working with the county of Marin, Mill Valley is drafting an ordinance to ban the use of plastic bags and discourage the use of single-use bags by attaching fees. The effort will include similar ordinances drafted by other cities in Marin. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I feel confident that most jurisdictions will get on board,â&#x20AC;? Misseldine says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;There is quite a bit of support for this in the county. And we are going to see a cascade of ordinances throughout California and other parts of the country that ban the use of plastic bags and place fees on the use of other kinds of bags.â&#x20AC;?

The only sustainable option is the reusable bag, which can be made of cloth or even plastic (though not woven plastic).

                

 

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ow dare you do this research? The earth is already being raped by too many people, there is so much garbage, so much pollution.â&#x20AC;? Ten years ago, an anti-aging researcher described this hostile reaction to her work in the pages of the New York Times. Not much has changed since then. The first objection one hears when one advocates radical life extension is that it will produce a Malthusian hell of overpopulation and resource depletion. Objectors clearly believe it would be immoral to make it possible for lots of people to live to be, say, 150 years old. But is that so? Two newish papers from two controversial philosophers take on that reasoning, and tear it apartâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;with the help of their pocket calculators. Philosopher John Davis from the University of Tennessee takes a direct approach, arguing that pursuing life extensionâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;even if it results in a Malthusian hellâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;is the moral thing to do. In

his article â&#x20AC;&#x153;Life-Extension and the Malthusian Objection,â&#x20AC;? Davis accepts for purposes of argument that the moral goal is to maximize total human welfare over time. Davis then considers what might happen in situations where people are forced to choose between life extension and reproduction, as opposed to a world where they can opt for both. Davis divides a hypothetical population of 100 people into three policy categories: Free Choice; Forced Choice/Treatment; Forced Choice/Reproduce. Free Choice allows everyone to choose life extension no matter how many children they have. Under a Forced Choice policy, people must choose between having children and receiving the treatments. Davis assumes a population of 100 will contain 31 Free Choicers, who take both the treatments and reproduce; 19 Forced Choicers who take the treatments and do not reproduce; and 50 Forced Choicers who refuse the treatments and choose to reproduce. The numbers reflect his own rough intuitions about how human preferences would play out. Adding up the life-years at stake: Free Choicers: 31 x 500 years = 15,500 life-years.

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fears that they would result in a Malthusian hell. As Davis notes, people who choose the treatments would obviously not consider living in an increasingly Malthusian world a fate worse than death, and â&#x20AC;&#x153;therefore they would probably not consider it a fate worse than non-existence for their children either.â&#x20AC;? And Malthusian hells may be self-limiting. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Will there come a time when the Malthusian conditions reach a level of such crisis that people are better off not extending their lives?â&#x20AC;? Davis asks. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Perhaps so; if they see it that way, they will stop choosing life extension.â&#x20AC;? Is there any way to break out of this dismal total utilitarian calculation? Bioethicist Russell Blackford argues yes. In the second new paper, Russell Blackford from Monash University in Australia specifically addresses Princeton University bioethicist Peter Singerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s claim that it is immoral to want to live longer, say by doubling oneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s life expectancy to 150 years. Why does Singer think this? Singer begins by setting up a thought experiment in which researchers develop a pill that will double life expectancy to 150 years. He assumes that people have an average happiness level of 5 out of a possible 10 during the first 75 years. The life-extension pill maintains its users at about the same level of health and mental acuity as a healthy 60-year-old for the next 75 years, reducing their happiness level to 4 for that period. This yields an average happiness level of 4.5 over the course of their 150-year life spans. Imagine Singerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s pill as a kind of Fountain of Prolonged Middle Age. Singer also assumes population-control measures stabilizing population at replacement levels. Ultimately in the Singer scenario, the total number of people born will be half of what it otherwise would have been during any specific time period without the age-retarding drug. So a long-lived society might constitute 1 billion individuals, and a normal life expectancy society would number 2 billion at any one time. To illustrate Singerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s calculus, Blackford does a little happiness math.The hedonic calculation for long lifers would be 4.5 units of happiness x 150 years of life x 1 billion individuals = 675 billion happiness years. The computation of pleasure for short lifers: 5 units of happiness x 75 years of life x 2 billion = 750 billion happiness years. Singer acknowledges that individual long lifers would have better lives (4.5 hedonic units x 150 years = 675 total units) than individual short lifers (5 hedonic units x 75 year = 375 units). But the total sum of happiness over any specific period of time is higher in the society without the life-extension treatment. So Singer concludes that the moral thing to do is to stop research on life-prolonging drugs. But imposing population-control measures should be morally suspect to someone who advocates maximizing total utility over time. Why? As Blackford points out, Singerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s utility logic leads to the â&#x20AC;&#x153;conclusion that a sufficiently large population with people whose lives are barely worth living would be a better outcome than a much smaller population of people who are very happy.â&#x20AC;? This is what philosopher Derek Parfit calls the â&#x20AC;&#x153;repugnant conclusion.â&#x20AC;? Parfit

never believed that he had resolved the paradox at the heart of a total utilitarian calculus that leads to the repugnant conclusion. One consequence of this line of argument is that people should have as many children as possible in order to maximize the total amount of happiness so long as they could eke out some minimal amount of pleasure. In fact, it would be immoral for people to restrict the number of children they bear because they would be reducing the overall amount of possible happiness in the world. To counter the total utility logic, Blackford offers another thought experiment in which a benevolent but not omnipotent deity has the choice between creating a world with 1 billion happy people (6 hedonic units on average out of 10 possible) versus another world with 6 billion fairly miserable inhabitants (1.5 hedonic units on average). Total average happiness on the second miserable planet would exceed that of the first by a ratio of 3 to 2 over time (9 billion units versus 6 billion units in any given year). Singer, if he followed the logic of his argument, would advise the deity to create the second world rather than the first. Blackford counters, â&#x20AC;&#x153;We expect a benevolent god to be concerned about how well lives go, rather than about the sheer number of them.â&#x20AC;? The upshot of this analysis, according to Blackford, is that â&#x20AC;&#x153;what we value . . . is that whatever actual lives come into existence should go well.â&#x20AC;? Blackfordâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s benevolence scenario, like Singerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s original set-up, implies that the maximization of utility under Malthusian conditions will be avoided because population growth will be kept in check. However, Blackford, unlike Singer, is morally consistent, because advocating benevolence does not require maximizing total utility; rather, the goal is to attempt to maximize the utilities of individuals. As Blackford concludes, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Since I see no doubt that the lives in the pro-drug scenario would be betterâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; something that Singer also thinksâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;then we should develop the drug.â&#x20AC;? Of course, if one accepts Blackfordâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s conclusions, the question of how population will be controlled comes to the fore. Will some â&#x20AC;&#x153;benevolent decision-makerâ&#x20AC;? impose something like a replacement fertility requirement in order to make sure that the Methuselahs are not overcrowded, thus enabling their lives to go well? Perhaps such â&#x20AC;&#x153;benevolent decisionmakersâ&#x20AC;? are unnecessary. Turning from philosophy to the empirical, it is noteworthy that the societies with the longest life expectancies are already experiencing below replacement fertility largely without the interference of â&#x20AC;&#x153;benevolent decision-makers.â&#x20AC;? At one point Davis acknowledges, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Of course, if the Malthusian consequences of total utilitarianism are a reason to reject total utilitarianism, then one can argue that Malthusian consequences are a reason to reject Free Choice.â&#x20AC;? Blackford implicitly accepts this analysis and rejects Free Choice. In any case, the conclusion from either analysisâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;Davisâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; dismal total utility calculus and Blackfordâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s benevolence argumentâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;is that pursuing radical life extension is the moral thing to do.

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of cinema ownership and film distribution: Tocchini had the lease before Boyd. He let it go to a month-to-month agreement when his 10 years were up. Boyd, who has a masters degree in arts administration but who had never owned a business or run a theater before taking over the Rialto, snatched it up. Tocchini says he was given a three-day notice to vacate. Boyd says that he allowed Tocchini to stay a full month longer than anticipated to help him with a busy holiday slate. Both agree that they amicably made a deal for the equipment. Just three years ago, Boyd purchased the Elmwood theater in the East Bay from Tocchini. Jump forward to today, and Boyd says that he was not given a chance to renegotiate his lease; it was suddenly just gone, and Tocchini was the one who called to tell him. When asked why he delayed public announcement of his lease loss for nearly two weeks until Tocchini was in Las Vegas attending Showest, the massive annual industry conference, Boyd laughed. â&#x20AC;&#x153;No comment,â&#x20AC;? he said. When asked why he never just turned his Third Street Cinema into an art house, Tocchini said, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Third Street was never intended to be an art house, because Ky had a relationship with the distributors.â&#x20AC;? The knot draws tighter. Which cinema gets

which film rests largely in the hands of the distributors, a hot-headed lot of shout-prone brokers who donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t hesitate to make deals that leave theaters with little more than popcorn sales. Boydâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s relationships drew Sex and the City to his house; Tocchiniâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s drew Up in the Air to his. Both feel that it should have been the other way around. In this instance, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Tocchiniâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s relationships that drew trump. Property owner Lynn Duggan engaged Selway Management to oversee the property. Larry Wasem of Selway is a key investor in Tocchiniâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s SR Entertainment Group. And suddenly both Duggan and Tocchini are pulling out the mawkish â&#x20AC;&#x153;mother card,â&#x20AC;? claiming that Dugganâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s late mother specifically wanted Tocchini to take over the lease when it came up. That someone could pour all of his ambition into a business and lose it, paving the way for another to step right into a turnkey operation with a passionate fan base might, in the eyes of many an American, be the basis for a lawsuit. Boyd sighs. â&#x20AC;&#x153;What has happened is not moral, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not just, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not ethical, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not right,â&#x20AC;? he says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;But it is perfectly legal.â&#x20AC;? For a fuller account of the background, relationships and familial and friendly ties that knot this story: www.bohemian.com/bohoblog.

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xcuse me, are you going to get that?â&#x20AC;? Jean, a deeply insecure but generous young woman, is jolted from her mid-afternoon reverie in a small New York cafe when the restaurantâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s only other customer refuses to answer his very loud, constantly ringing cell phone. The reason for his rudeness is soon quite apparent. Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s dead. Rattled by this realization, Jean answers the phone herself, and not knowing what else to do, she lies. Half-heartedly passing herself off as the manâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s assistant (â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;mâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;answering his phone,â&#x20AC;? she explains), she offers to take the message, and so begins Dead Manâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Cell Phone, playwright Sarah Ruhlâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s comedic satire of modern-day loneliness. The show, which just opened a five-week run at the Sonoma County Repertory Theatre, is short, succinct, outrageously funnyâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;and very, very weird. Ruhl (The Clean House, The Vibrator Play, Eurydice) is fond of breaking the conventions of theater, and Dead Manâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Cell Phone is a perfect example. What begins as a dark parable soon casts off its ties to reality, becoming a clever fusion of magical realism and playful Nietzschean nightmare. The Rep production, directed with a light touch by Sharon Winegar, is much less dark and ominous than the production that opened the Oregon Shakespeare Festival last February. The actors in Winegarâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s cast play to the characterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s better natures, downplaying the sense of danger and underlying threat of violence that lurks in Ruhlâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s crafty script. While many will appreciate the lighter tone, I found myself missing the visceral tension that infused my original experience of Dead Manâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Cell Phone. Which is not to say that the Rep version isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t thoroughly enjoyable. In addition to the giddy wonder of Ruhlâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s writing, the cast is excellent. Winegarâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s emphasis on the plentiful

comic elements of the script allows the actors to be outrageously playful and quirky. This is especially so of Elena Wright as Jean. In her first production with the Rep, Wright plays Jean as adorably, cluelessly sweet. Gordon, the dead man himselfâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; played with wickedly implacable calm by Scott Phillipsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;turns out to have been an amoral businessman with a dangerous mistress (Bronwen Shears), who wants Gordonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s cell phone back. Jean, who soon feels strongly attached to the phone and to the dead Gordon, even finds herself having a f ling with Gordonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s shy, stationery-obsessed brother Dwight (Ed McCloud). As Gordonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s mother, Mollie Boice has some of the playâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s best lines. In Boiceâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s hands, the scatter-brained, tangential eulogy at Gordonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s funeral is an absolute stitch. That said, her choice to play the character as dotty and disconnected, rather than crazed from grief, allows the play to stay light, but perhaps deprives the climax of some tasty pathos, as we learn exactly how deep her connection to her dead son goes. In Dead Manâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Cell Phone, Ruhl ably explores the connections we desireâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;and failâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;to have with other human beings, even when we seem to be connected by the airwaves over a cell phone conversation. Ruhl believes we are all unknowable mysteries to each other, little locked-up houses with the lights off. When the lights do come on, what we discover can surprise us. The same can be said for this extraordinary and enchantingly bizarre play. It keeps plenty of its mysteries to itself, but those that are revealed are likely to change the way you see the world. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Dead Manâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Cell Phoneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; runs Thursdayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Sunday through April 17 at Sonoma County Repertory Theatre, 104 N. Main St., Sebastopol. Thursdayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C; Saturday at 8pm; Sunday at 2pm. $20â&#x20AC;&#x201C;$25; Thursdays, pay what you can. 707.823.0177.

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hire her, and thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s when the paid-for companion gets out of control. Chloe is clearly an Egoyan filmâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; mysterious, fearless and darkly funny about marriage. He is obsessed with the inability to record truth, knowing that no matter what the technology, stories are reflections of reflections. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a motif he highlights by showing us Chloe in cheval glasses and bathroom mirrors. Egoyanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s staging matches instances of strong explicitness with implicitness, as with the bit-bybit way David succumbs (or seems to)â&#x20AC;&#x201D;with reluctance, erectile dysfunction and fear of going back to work with soiled clothes. One of his and Chloeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s rendezvous takes place at Allen Gardens, a Victorian tropical plant conservatory. The meet is shot through window panes: itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a way of parsing the lovers, showing Davidâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s orgasm by the twitch of his arm. Chloe also gives Moore something to sink her fine teeth intoâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;she has the best ability to contain choked-down emotions of any actress outside of Japan. Sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s too civilized in a rose-red gown in a party scene; later, she gets more feral, emitting a half-gasp, half-sob as she hears the bad news about her husband. There will be women who understand Chloeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s argument that you can wring more eroticism out of aggressionâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;out of a breached territorial imperativeâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;than you can out of white wine, candles and an unlimited charge card. Having said that, Chloe looks rich and classy. Egoyan frames the action with the glum chic of Torontoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s hip restaurants, a tiny Edwardian midtown hotel just made for a quick one and the polished wooden box of mirrors Catherine and David live in. Chloeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s eroticism and implicit satire of the sweet life rival the unfaithful wifeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s monologue in Godardâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s classic Weekend. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Chloeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; opens on Friday, March 26, at the Rialto Lakeside Cinema, 551 Summerfield Road, Santa Rosa. 707.525.4840.

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