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The crash of 312 South A Street’s artists and gallery (Blast, “End of A Street?,� April 1) was indeed a blow to the finer growth within Santa Rosa. The hope is to return, reengage, continue where we left off. We certainly are capable of our individual pursuit, yet the beauty of our togetherness equaled more than the sum of our acts—it worked quantumfold! There was nothing like this unique group of artists to bring about beneficial social reshaping within our neck of civilization. In our time together, we spanned outward into the community in novel, healthy ways that will not be forgotten, and it continues ever outward. I miss this group I was privileged to be part of. I grew from our shared endeavors. To have been a part of this history has been an honor. May we all continue to give and receive and never forget this time in our lives where we worked together and participated in creating the concept and practice of the amalgamation of talents. With heartfelt warmth to my friends and hope that our ideas continue.
Your article “Grapes and Class Warfare� (April 29) seems a bit inaccurate. While the writer bemoans the injustice of the migrants and their average salary of $9 an hour working in the grape fields, the article seems to neglect the various taxpayer-funded social services available to these workers that are not available to the average working citizen. In Napa County, there are special farmworker homes and special reduced-rate rents available. There are also low-cost health clinics that cater to the low-income, non-English-speaking population. Contrast this to a single mother who has been a U.S. citizen her entire life, working at a big-box retailer for the same pay, and the inequities begin to show. We have record high unemployment in California. Maybe the incentive to hire illegal, underthe-table workers should be taken away?
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146 issues and counting, some of them dated “summer,� others “mid-January through March�—did a little bit more digging than I did when Sakowicz first appeared in our pages in 2008. For example, she discovered a series of 13 Boston Globe articles from 1992 involving Sakowicz—including a printed admission in the Globe that cocaine addiction had led him astray in the late ’80s when he embezzled $20,000 from a Baltimore investment club—that made her question his background. She already knew that his most recent paid position was as a guard at the Mendocino County Jail, an unusual job for someone who regularly claimed in print that he is the former owner of an offshore “multi-billion dollar hedge fund,� Battle Mountain Research Group. Bosk soon interested Anderson Valley Advertiser reporter Tim Stelloh in the story,
and—as printed in the April 22 and 29, 2009, issues of the AVA— he found no records for Sakowicz with the Securities and Exchange Commission or the New York Stock Exchange, and no affiliation with the financial firm Spear, Leeds & Kellogg often listed on his rÊsumÊ. Treated as a crank by radio station management, Bosk contacted me with her findings. I listened to her as though slipping down the proverbial rabbit hole. I couldn’t even take any notes as she spoke, I was so upended by what I heard and then by what I read. Through extensive investigation and in conversations with those who know him, a different picture of John Sakowicz began to emerge. It appears that I, and the Bohemian, should have been more diligent. First of all, I apologize. Second of all, here’s how it happened. & &
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trainee,� a spot described by former UBS branch manager David M. Fritz, who signed the offer letter, as an “entry-level position.� He left shortly thereafter. There is little to back up the claim of his ownership in Battle Mountain Research Group save for a document from UBS granting him the right, in 2005, to liquidate his ownership position. His attorney and business partner, Steve Schechtman, clarifies that there are “no public records� related to Sakowicz’s alleged Cayman Island–based hedge fund, mentioning Cayman tax and secrecy laws and saying that he has an “an obligation to keep the records confidential.�
All the credentials looked great. He wrote well, too. Our investigation yielded no confirmation of employment with the top-tier Wall Street firms that Sakowicz has repeatedly listed in his past: Dean Witter Reynolds, Colonial Management Associates, Merrill Lynch and Alex Brown & Sons. There was nothing filed on him with the Financial Industry Regulatory Authority, and no evidence of the Series 7 license required for his industry. Ultimately, save that short stint with UBS, neither the Bohemian nor the Anderson Valley Advertiser, according to its recently published accounts, was able to confirm Sakowicz’s employment with any other financial institution. Granted, many, like Dean Witter Reynolds, have been swallowed by larger firms. And that “multibillion dollar� Battle Mountain Research Group hedge fund was ostensibly dissolved shortly after the United States changed its relationship with the Cayman Islands in 2004 to allow greater transparency, its records sealed under the old rules. But most institutions just had simply never heard of him. I called the Institute for Public Accuracy and spoke to Sam Husseini at its D.C. offices. Sakowicz claims that the IPA did an extensive background check on him before taking him on their “expert� roster. How did they conduct that? “We didn’t do a background check on him,� Husseini admits. “He’s a self-nominated expert. People who knock on our door are an extreme minority. I checked with Norman [Solomon], and he only had words of praise for the Bohemian. I sent a few of John’s articles to some economists and asked if his content was reasonable. They said yeah.� Well, let the circle be broken. It appears that Sakowicz, while talented at understanding and predicting the economic moonscape, does not have the exact background he claims to have, one that we underscored by repeatedly printing it at the end of his articles. A credible publication cannot publish the works of writers whose credentials cannot withstand scrutiny. John Sakowicz will no longer be writing for us. THE BOHEMIAN
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The release form explains that the relationship between Wal-Mart and the clinic, aptly called Quick Health, is one of “landlord and tenant.� Wal-Mart simply loans its reputation and real estate. Since people have caught on to having their oil changed at WalMart, why not have a wart or two removed? Enough people make use of the clinic that they, too, can afford to offer rock-bottom prices that no health facility can rival. As I fill out my chart, I can’t help but feel that I am not only privy to, but an agent for, corporate dominance. After reading the ingredients in the Valentine’s candy on display 10 feet from my chair, I am ushered in to see a jovial doctor who takes his time listening to my symptoms, my lungs and my heartbeat. He nods understandingly as I gently plea for no additional tests. He tells me I have a mild case of bronchitis and explains how to use the inhaler. He prescribes an antibiotic and, when I lament the inevitable yeast infection, he instructs me on how to make my own yogurt. And here is where I experience the guilt. I realize that I bear judgment in my psyche the way children bear dirty hands. Given the circumstances of crisis capitalism and curiosity, respectively, maybe it’s only natural. I’d assumed that a doctor who worked for a clinic associated with Wal-Mart couldn’t have progressive ideas. Perhaps I am justified in condemning the store as an emblem of exploitation, but surely I must remember that the human experience is not plastic, but organic, nuanced, complex. After all, might someone be judging me for coming here in the first place, despite my informed objection? An hour after arrival, I’ve been seen by a doctor, had my prescription filled, and even picked up a pack of pens—all for less than a brand-new pair of Nikes. As I head out into the brightly lit parking lot, I realize that this has been the easiest, most gratifying (and sociologically fascinating) trip to the doctor I’ve ever experienced. I realize that when it comes down to it—it being my thin wallet, of course, and, well, my health—there is really no way of getting around the truth. Wal-Mart did not save my life. But damn if it didn’t give me what every hard-working American deserves. And damn if I didn’t feel, dare I even say it, lucky. Jessica Dur teaches English and history at Nonesuch School in Sebastopol and is looking forward to traveling around Turkey this summer. Open Mic is now a weekly feature in the Bohemian. We welcome your contribution. To have your topical essay of 700 words considered for publication, write openmic@bohemian.com.
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But while drought conditions simply put mushroom appearance on hiatus, land development outright kills it, and in the past decade Green has watched roughly 200 acres of Northern California chanterelle country—including some trees as old as 400 years—go under to the progress of the wine industry. Other mushroom lovers also point the finger at the wine industry. Ken Litchfield, an organic farmer in the East Bay hills and a mushroom hobbyist and lecturer, feels that sudden oak death is an easy culprit at which to point the finger, but grapevines, he says, are far deadlier. “Bulldozing oak trees for subdivisions and vineyards,� Litchfield quips, “now that is literal ‘sudden oak death.’� But Green has observed a recent deceleration in North Bay vineyard plantings, and, sure enough, according to data provided by the Wine Institute, growers in Marin, Sonoma and Napa counties planted over 1,300 acres of vines in 2006. Some almost certainly replaced oak groves, but in 2007 the conversion slowed; in the same region, just 400 new acres of wine grapes took root. “Our economy seems to be taking care of the development problem,� Green notes. As the blazing North Bay summer approaches, Green hopes for one last deluge of rain to dampen the soil and give the dormant chanterelles one final shot of juice to pull them through the dry season. Ironically, however, in regions affected by sudden oak death, rainfall in the warmer months like May is exactly what Phytophthora ramorum needs to spread outward to new hosts, experts say. And for chanterelles in parts of Marin County, it seems they’re damned if it rains and damned if it don’t.
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24;;0AB>5 B>=><0 nown locally as the traditional haunt of winos, Santa Rosa’s Railroad Square has ceded ground to enthusiasts of the higher shelves. Restaurants have dished up gourmet grub in this the twoblock area for quite a while; the addition of pubs, wine and whiskey bars makes—weekend nights—for a more urbane mirror of the all-out Fourth Street boozefest on the other side of the mall. But the departure of Traverso’s Deli leaves precious few retail wine outlets downtown. Joining wine bar and off-sale shop Wine Spectrum, newcomer Cellars of Sonoma is a co-op tasting room that serves up product from six small wineries.
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We want to thank our Sonoma County community fo or supporting us to bring this wonderful ancient healing system to fruit here. We are so thankful to offer the work of these very dedicated senior teachers, who really emb body the stream of yoga as they teach. Please check the website fo or d details about these and other great offerings. We off ffeer ongoing classes fo or students of all levels. Go fo or the positive change you've been craving, come take a class, add more ease and lau ugh-out loud joy to your days.
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5:30pm: Happy Hour! The refuge of the barstool is the reliable stuff of Irish lore: the comforting slide on up, the slat to
hook heels, the soft sticky burnish under elbows, the surrounding buzz of anonymous conversation, the bloody great late-afternoon deals. A week that included several unpleasant attorney-borne surprises, several resultant stress-pimples, a few thousands extra words, two parties, one public presentation and not enough yoga is one that’s gotta end with something happy, if even for just an hour. And so the comforting slide on up, the hooking of heels, the agreement that well’s OK— top shelf not needed—the mere $3 spent, the free food heated up and cooling in butane-fired pans . . . all of it, happy. A sip, a look around, a nice nudge in the ribs of the pal nearby, another sip, the warmth spreads and a brain flush begins taking with it the attorneys, surprises, words, parties, public— everything but the pimples. But in this light, looking at the mirror behind the bar just so, even they begin to fade as the week leaches lightly away. —G.G.
6:05pm: The Tunnels A nice happy hour buzz is floating through the bloodstream, but stepping through the barroom doors and into the cruel light of day brings on the realization that it’s still not dark yet. There’s one way to fix that: by going underground. Time to hit the tunnels.
When the city of Santa Rosa paved over both Santa Rosa and Matanzas creeks to build a new city hall in 1968, little did it realize the diverting activity it created for its more daring residents. The 15-by-15-foot concrete tunnels span two blocks underneath downtown, from E Street to Santa Rosa Avenue, and looking at them from the entrance, they seem to disappear into a dark, empty hell. Take the plunge. Start walking. The graffiti-covered walls get smaller. Visibility diminishes severely. For a length of about 20 steps, directly in the middle, pure darkness surrounds ahead and behind. Keep walking. Breathe deep and absorb every heavy inch of the still, cold silence. Slowly, as if reemerging from a near-death experience, a faint light will appear in the distance. Go toward it. Soon, the cruel light of day shines again—except this time, it doesn’t seem so cruel anymore. Feeling less brave? Along a five-block walk underneath historic old town, Petaluma’s equivalent tunnels provide light beaming down from storm drains at every block. Strap on those old grubby sneakers, find the creek entrance near Eighth and G streets, and tromp diagonally through the murky underbelly of town. '. THE BOHEMIAN
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Marin County Finnegan’s Marin 877 Grant Ave., Novato. 415.899.1516. Iron Springs 765 Center Blvd., Fairfax. 415.485.1005. 19 Broadway Niteclub 19 Broadway, Fairfax. 415.459.1091. Marin Brewing Co. 1809 Larkspur Landing Circle, Larkspur. 415.461.4677. Moylan’s Brewery 15 Rowland Way, Novato. 415.898.HOPS. No Name Bar 757 Bridgeway, Sausalito. 415.332.1392. Old Western Saloon Main Street, Pt. Reyes Station. 415.663.1661. Panama Hotel 4 Bayview St., San Rafael. 415.457.3993. Papermill Creek Saloon 1 Castro, Forest Knolls. 415.488.9235. Peri’s Silver Dollar 29 Broadway, Fairfax. 415.459.9910. Pete’s 881 721 Lincoln Ave., San Rafael. 415.453.5888. Saylor’s Landing 2009 Bridgeway, Sausalito 415.332.6161. Smiley’s 41 Wharf Road, Bolinas. 415.868.1311. Station House Cafe 11180 State Route 1, Pt. Reyes Station. 415.663.1515.
Napa County Ana’s Cantina 1205 Main St., St. Helena. 707.963.4921. Calistoga Inn 1250 Lincoln Ave., Calistoga. 707.942.4101. Downtown Joe’s 902 Main St., Napa. 707.258.2337. Hydro Grill 1403 Lincoln Ave., Calistoga. 707.942.9777.
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Petaluma’s tunnels are smaller and slightly more claustrophobic than Santa Rosa’s concrete caverns, but they are brighter. Be warned that some serious boggy mud collects as the tunnels empty into the Petaluma River. These old towns, these old tunnels. Tiny breezes billow by, first felt faintly on the cheek and then fiercely down the spine. Could these sensations be spirits collecting from the past? In the absolute darkness, is it a guarantee that the solitude of the tunnels is actually . . . solitude?—G.M.
7:10pm: Mammy Pleasant’s Beltane Cave
Well-oiled and time-tunneled, tumbling from the void just as the clock strikes 7 o’clock, cast into the shadowy sepia bewitchment of an 1890s evening; diceroll lucky, seven for the devil, Celts on the march—and all around goofer dust’s up, and the mojo’s working. It’s Mary Ellen “Mammy� Pleasant’s Beltane Ranch near Glen Ellen, more than an hour before dusk on this ancient Gaelic fire-fest evening. Mammy, the era’s most powerful voodoo queen, a crone casting spells from her hidden hoodoo cave, has grisgris bags to power up the loves of lives. Legend has it that Mammy engaged in “the black arts,� that she sold babies, murdered as many as 49 people, ran brothels, committed fraud, spied through walls on blackmail victims and held unholy powers over the wealthiest San Franciscans. It’s said, too, that she’d provide best of luck in love and money, for a price. Distant hoodoo music weaves beat for beat through shimmering oak-splattered hills edging up the still-green Mayacamas Mountains. A faint malodor of brimstone accosts one’s nostrils. Just might be Mammy’s “cure-all� potion—jimson, honey and sulfur—stirred up into a nasty viscous slurry, then rubbed against the black cat arched atop a passing rock, as foot by careful foot the seekers climb mutely to a constant faroff drum beat, all the while still heading up, aiming for Mammy Pleasant’s cave.
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Later, as night is unveiled, blazing tongues will lap ink from the sky, roiling in fiery merriment, celebrants sweating and entranced, dancing around coastal bonfires. This ancient Beltane fest begins the moment the sun gets extinguished. But for now the seekers’ mission is darkened by an even more ancient connection to druid priests from whom Beltane first emerged, replete with blood and daggers buried in those sacrificed, calling forth an unholy metempsychosis—the transmigration of the soul of the dead into another who is living. Finally, the seekers reach and timidly enter Mammy’s cave. Their way in marks years distantly past—heading out leads back to the present. Lit candles, burning frankincense, neat piles of bleached bones, heaps and clusters of human hair, and small stout vessels filled with bodily fluids lie arranged at the edges of this womblike sanctum, while in the middle of the space a thin water trickle drips near a familiar webbed gaming device, accompanied atop by its soft, furry little ball. The gris-gris bags are placed around this racket, each for the taking. But where is Mammy, and what price does she expect each of them, ultimately, to pay?—P.J.P.
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Ba-bump. Ba-bump. Heart pounding, palms sweating. Tennis shoes slapping the firm surface and arms stretching out like gum. Bright lights overhead shine into determined eyes as the cool night breeze floats quietly by. Contact! The racquet hits the yellow ball with a thud, and it’s lobbed up over the net. The arm swings forward following the ball’s flight. Perfect follow through. Dink! The serve has no pace and hits the net. Fault! A bead of sweat falls onto the lit court as the player wipes it off in anger. The ball is served and smashed back. With a strong forehand, the server serves, and the receiver volleys it. They rally, and the server fails to make a legal return. They play on, and soon there is a winner. Happiness and defeat. The players walk off the court, breathless yet energized. The tennis court lights go out, and soon the only light is the moon and stars in the sky. At the end of the night, the score is 3–love. Tennis is the only game where you don’t want any love, even at night.—H.S. (%
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Boyd Memorial Park B and Missions streets, San Rafael. One lit court. Boyle Park East Blithedale Avenue at East Drive, Mill Valley. Five lit courts. 415.388.6523. Maria B. Freitas Memorial Park Montecito Road at Trellis, San Rafael. Two lit courts. Pioneer Park 1007 Simmons Lane, Novato. Four lit courts. Town Park Pixley at Tamalpais Drive and Eastman Avenue, Corte Madera. Two lit courts.
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Calistoga Stevenson and Grant streets, Calistoga. Four lit courts. Napa High School 2475 Jefferson St., Napa. Two coin-operated lit courts. 707.253.3711. Pacific Union College 1 Angwin Ave., Angwin. Six lit courts. 800.862.7080. St. Helena High School 1401 Grayson Ave., St. Helena. Two lit courts. 707.967.2740. —H.S.
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A great adventure awaits those who strive to experience the mystical beauty of the “islands in the sky.� A full-moon ride to Occidental and up Coleman Valley Road kicks off a challenging uphill climb to reach this amazing view. After turning onto Willow Creek Road and riding a short distance, the “real� road peters out, abruptly ending at a large fence prohibiting parking and entry of cars, and signifies the start of the Willow Creek addition to California’s state park system. This trail is intended for hikers, cyclists and horses, but absolutely no dogs. As it devolves into hard-packed dirt and gravel, the old logging and dairy road gently slopes through native iris and other wildflowers in grassy pastures that cows have long forgotten. But soon the legs and lungs feel the exertion from the increasing incline of the coastal range that divides this inland valley from the Pacific Ocean. As riders pass through the redwoods and Douglas fir trees that encroach on the trail, the path grows steadily darker and spookier. The golden eyes of imagined mountain lions and tigers and bears (oh, my!) peer out from the thickets bordering the track, and though it steepens, riders push their racing hearts and feet a little harder. After a couple miles of steady pedaling, the forest gives way to sweeping grasslands at the top of the rise. The wind whips coldly around sweating bodies as the nearby ocean makes its presence known. Knobby, tree-covered hillocks rise skyward from the grass, forming topographic islands. As the Pacific’s marine influence blankets the hillside with mist, only those islands are visible, floating in an ethereal sea of clouds. With the full moon shining down on this magical vista, the strain of the trip evaporates and is replaced by the breathtaking wonder that Sonoma County offers.—S.D.
10:15pm: Barspace.TV “This is so freaking weird. I can see someone getting a tequila shot!� “Dude, is that Michelle? It totally looks like her.� “Oh, my God, that’s so funny. She would
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be there. I can’t tell if that’s her, but that bar is so dead. Let’s go somewhere else.� Finding the place to be on a Friday night is hit or miss. The solution is to stalk local bars through hidden web cams. Seriously. Barspace.tv has 360-degree live views of such popular Sonoma County bars as Friar Tucks, Tex Wasabi’s, the Cantina, the Yacht Club, Stir and others. These views have a zoom-in feature, in case the eye is drawn to a certain fine-looking bargoer, and usually are on all weekend from 9pm to 1am. OK, so it’s been said that the cameras don’t have facial recognition technology, but still it’s a little creepy. Then again, it does give us a way to distinguish the off-the-hook places from the lame. Bars can also put coupons up on their page for things like $3 Jägerbombs or can text site users about impromptu deals. A website that gives drink specials, the ability to see how many people are at a bar from a computer and is as sketch as the guilty pleasure of Facebook stalking? Probably the most genius creeper site ever.—H.S.
11pm: Drunk Dining Cruising down the main drag of the small city, most businesses have already darkened their windows for the night. But standing out in fully-lit glory sits the Destination, the one eatery in the neighborhood offering a late-night meal. The noisy group of friends slip through the door and into the darkened restaurant’s faux leather booth, giddy and exhilarated from their recent adventures out. The women’s bare thighs stick slightly to the well-worn seats as they scoot deeper into its embrace. The dimly lit room is half-full of others like them, creatures of the night searching for sustenance not homemade. As steaming plates are delivered to tables nearby, the friends crane their necks trying to figure out what has been ordered. The group hungrily peruse the menu, each member looking for the late-night meal that will satisfy a personal craving. A midnight breakfast of waffles or omelettes? Would a salad suffice? One lass closes her eyes, momentarily tuning into her hunger and imagining what would magically appear on her plate—if she could find it on the menu. A steaming bowl of French onion soup replete with crusty bread forms before her, then disappears like
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Sonoma County Boulevard Lanes 1100 Petaluma Blvd. S., Petaluma. Xtreme Bowling starts at 9pm on Friday and 8pm on Saturday. 707.762.4581. Double Decker Lanes 300 Golf Course Drive, Rohnert Park. Rock ’n’ Glow Bowling starts at 10pm on Friday and 9pm on Saturday. 707.585.0226. Windsor Bowl 8801 Conde Lane, Windsor. Rock ’n’ Bowl starts at 8pm on Fridays and Saturdays. 707.837.9889.
Marin County Country Club Bowl 88 Vivian Way, San Rafael. Call for any specials. 415.456.4661.
Napa County Napa Bowl 494 Soscol Ave., Napa. Cosmic Bowling starts at 9pm on Saturday. 707.224.8331. —G.M.
a Saharan mirage. She opens her eyes and closes her menu. The well-worn waitress approaches. Adding a few “hons� to her patter and stowing her pen behind her ear, she ambles off to the kitchen, where the road map to satiation is clipped into the chef’s metallic wheel of work. And so they wait, listening to the vapid tunes of the tatty lounge lizardess hoping to fill her near-empty tip jar. The group scrounge deeply in their pockets and purses. The handfuls of change and crumpled bills are passed to the guy at the end of the table closest to the sequineddressed entertainer, and he rises and slips the wad into her jar. The singer beams a tired but bright smile his way, sharing the love they all feel as steaming plates laden with their own desires arrive.—S.D.
11:35pm: Late-Night Bowling Next up! Twinkletoes! Where’s Twinkletoes? All right, you’re workin’ off of a strike, so make this one count! No, hey, that’s my ball . . . and . . . ooohhhh! A split! Good luck on that one, buddy. Looks like Blue Valentine’s up next. Put your longneck back on the table, no drinks past the step. OK! Show us what you got! Gutterball! Loser! Yo, Lucky Strike! You’re up. C’mon, man, you got two strikes goin’. Concentrate. You can do it. Dude, it’s, it’s, it’s . . . strike! Hell, yes! Turkey time! Check the screen! All right, you’re in the lead, with Blue Valentine bringing up the rear behind Twinkletoes. I’m gonna go plug the jukebox, I’m tired of hearing “She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy.� No, dude, I’m not playing “Outshined.� Hey, you wanna split a milkshake? I just had the meatloaf special, I’m not that hungry. Twinkletoes! It’s all you, bro. You left the 10. Pick it up and you’ll be tied. Don’t fall down this time and go sliding down the lane. Remember how they yelled at us last time? After that time you bowled two balls at once and broke the ball return? We’re on thin ice around here, we gotta play it cool. Blue Valentine’s back on the Lord of the Rings pinball machine, so it’ll be a while. Man, this place smells like cheap perfume. Hey, hon, check out the way your teeth look under the black light. What’s mine look like? I can’t even see your lips. Whaddya say we get outta here—I know a place we can go. C’mon.—G.M.
Midnight: Inspiration Points The city’s beautiful from up here. Switch on the radio. Aaahhh . . . Lisa St. Regis, “Between the Sheets.� Cuddle up a little closer. This is where we talk about our dreams, up here on Parker Hill Road in Santa Rosa. Look at the people below—just small, flickering lights, moving slowly through a city that doesn’t matter. Not now, at least. We’re floating above it all. This is where we gaze at the stars, up here on Pressley Road in Rohnert Park. How infinitesimally small everything is. Even the earth, let alone America. Let alone two lovers in an ’85 VW Rabbit. Not here, at least. We’re just two dots. This is where you run your hand over my arm, up here on the Oakville Grade near Napa. We collapse into each other, our familiar movements made strange and beautiful ('
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Sonoma County Adel’s Restaurant Coffee shop. $. Breakfast served all day. Open daily until midnight. 456 College Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.578.1003. Barndiva California. $$–$$$. Slow Food. Open Sunday, Wednesday–Thursday, until 11pm; Friday–Saturday, 11:30pm. 231 Center St., Healdsburg. 707.431.0100. Black Bear Diner $. Full menu, two locations. Open Sunday–Thursday until 10pm; Friday–Saturday, midnight. 6255 Commerce Blvd., Rohnert Park. 707.584.8552. Same hours except Friday– Saturday, 11pm. 201 W. Napa St., Sonoma. 707.935.6800. CoCo’s American. $. Coffee shop. Open Sunday–Thursday until 11pm; Friday– Saturday, midnight. 1501 Farmer’s Lane, Santa Rosa. 707.5452626. Flavor California. $–$$. Fresh and organic. Open Monday–Thursday until 10pm; Friday–Saturday, 11pm. 96 Old Courthouse Square, Santa Rosa. 707.573.9695. Hikuni Sushi Bar & Hibachi Japanese. $$$. Chefs grill at table. Daily until 10:30pm. 4100 Montgomery Drive, Santa Rosa. 707.539.9188. Hopmonk Tavern Pub. $$. Upscale pub. Dinner daily until 9:30pm; bar menu, Thursday–Saturday, midnight. 230 Petaluma Ave., Sebastopol. 707.829.7300. Humble Pie California. $$. Made from scratch at the Black Cat Bar. Open Wednesday–Sunday until midnight; Friday– Saturday, 2am. 10045 Main St., Penngrove, 707.664.8779. La Hacienda Mexican. $$. Family-style Michoacån. Open until 10pm daily. 134 N. Cloverdale Blvd., Cloverdale. 707.894.9365. Mary’s Pizza Shack Italian. $–$$. Local pizza chain. All locations open Sunday–
Thursday until 10:30pm; Friday–Saturday, 11pm. Those with full bars open until midnight. www.maryspizza.com.
415.331.2600. Left Bank French. $$–$$$. Authentic French cuisine. Open Sunday–Monday until 10pm; Tuesday–Saturday, 11pm. 507 Magnolia Ave., Larkspur. 415.927.3331.
McNear’s Sports bar. $–$$. Big appetizers, burgers. Open daily; bar menu to midnight. 21 Petaluma Blvd. N., Petaluma. 707.765.2121.
Marin Brewing Co. Pub. $–$$. Excellent pub grub. Open daily until 11:45pm. 1809 Larkspur Landing Circle, Larkspur. 415.461.4677.
Odyssey Restaurant California/ Mediterranean. $$$–$$$$. Fine dining. Open Tuesday–Thursday until 10pm; Friday–Saturday, 11pm. 426 Emily Rose Circle, Windsor. 707.836.7600. Risibisi Italian. $$–$$$. Upscale and urbane. Open Sunday-Thursday until 9:30pm; Friday–Saturday, 10:30pm. 154 Petaluma Blvd. N., Petaluma. 707.766.7600. Russian River Brewing Co. Brewpub. $$. Pizza and brews. Open Monday–Thursday until 11:15pm; Friday–Saturday, 12:15am. 725 Fourth St., Santa Rosa. 707.545.2337.
Piatti Italian. $$–$$$. Seasonal Italian. Open Sunday–Thursday until 10pm; Friday–Saturday, 11pm. 625 Redwood Hwy., Mill Valley. 415.380.2525. Poggio Italian. $$–$$$. Authentic Italian. Open Sunday–Thursday until 10pm; Friday–Saturday, 11pm. 777 Bridgeway, Sausalito. 415.332.7771. Sushi Ran Japanese. $$$$. Fresh catches. Open Sun. until 10:30pm; Monday– Saturday, 11pm. 107 Caledonia St., Sausalito. 415.332.3620.
Semolina Italian. $$–$$$. Old favorites. Open Sunday–Thursday until 10pm; Friday– Saturday, 11pm. 600 E. Washington St., Petaluma. 707.766.6975.
Yet Wah Chinese. $$. Yum. Open Monday until 10pm; Tuesday–Sunday, midnight. 1238 Fourth St., San Rafael. 415.460.9883.
Star Restaurant Diner. $. Huge menu. Extra cops. Open daily until midnight. 8501 Gravenstein Hwy., Cotati. 707.795.8836.
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Starlight Wine Bar Naw’lins. $$. New Orleans flair in a former train caboose. Open Tuesday–Thursday until 10pm; Friday–Saturday, 11pm. 6761 Sebastopol Ave., Sebastopol. 707.823.1943. The Girl & the Fig Bistro. $$$. Country French. Open for dinner daily until 10pm; short menu Friday–Saturday, 11pm. 110 W. Spain St., Sonoma. 707.938.3634. Underwood Bar & Bistro Bistro. $$. Classy bistro menu. Open Sunday–Thursday until 10pm; bar menu, Friday–Saturday, 11pm. 9113 Graton Road, Graton. 707.823.7023.
Marin County
Bistro Jeanty French. $$$. Rich, homey cuisine. Open daily until 10:30pm. 6510 Washington St., Yountville. 707.944.0103. Bouchon French. $$$. French classics. Open daily until 10:30pm; short menu to 12:30am. 6540 Washington St., Yountville. 707.944.8037. Brannan’s Grill California. $$–$$$. Creative cuisine. Open Sunday–Thursday until 10pm; Friday–Saturday, 10:30pm. 1347 Lincoln Ave., Calistoga. 707.942.2233. C.C. Blue Japanese. $$–$$$. Sushi. Open Tuesday–Sunday until 10pm; Thursday– Saturday, 11pm–2am. 1148 Main St., St. Helena. 707.967.9100. Hydro Bar & Grill Grill. $$. Live music on weekends. Sunday–Thursday until 10pm; Friday–Saturday, 11pm. 1403 Lincoln Ave., Calistoga. 707.942.9777.
Benissimo Ristorante & Bar Italian. $$. Neighborhood-style Italian restaurant. Open Sun.–Thurs. until 10pm; Friday– Saturday, 11pm. 18 Tamalpais Drive, Corte Madera. 415.927.2316. Buckeye Roadhouse American. $$–$$$. Stellar. Sun. until 10pm; Monday–Thursday, 10:30pm; Friday–Saturday, 11pm. 15 Shoreline Hwy., Mill Valley.
Zuzu Tapas. $$. Food of the Americas. Open Monday–Thursday until 10pm; Friday–Saturday, 11pm. 829 Main St., Napa. 707.224.8555.
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and new. I try not to accidentally honk the horn. This is where I knew I loved you, up here at the water tower off Hayes Lane in Petaluma. The way you brushed your hair away as you leaned in over the stick shift. The way one hand curled around the back of my neck and held on for dear life. The other on the unused headrest. This is where nothing else matters, up here on Oakwood Drive in San Rafael. The Ferris wheel below, the midway, the fireworks— mere backdrop for how beautiful you are. We fumble and laugh and get back to it. Your breath, your skin. Your skin. Your skin. The city’s a wide-open playground from up here, and it’s you and me on top of the world. Two young lovers with a dream. Turn up the radio. Aaahhh . . . Barbara Mason, “Yes, I’m Ready.� Cuddle up a little closer. Close your eyes. Let’s get lost in this for just a little while longer.—G.M.
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A beach bonfire perfectly combines all of earth’s elements in a delicate balance: fire, bordered by water, nestled in the earth, and fed by the air. It’s the ideal Zen moment to enjoy and the perfect party setting for staying up all night to greet the dawn. Only one small flaw mars this plan of planetary perfection. Bonfires are illegal on every beach in Sonoma County. Night access is limited to Schoolhouse and Portuguese beaches for those over 18, and camping gear, which somehow includes blankets, is prohibited. Bonfires are a moot point in Napa—no coast. Thankfully, Marin County’s spectacular Pt. Reyes National seashore does allow them. Permits can be obtained the day of the fire fiesta at the Bear Valley Visitors Center and are free. Strict rules and conditions apply, however. If the fire danger is deemed high due to dry conditions and high temperatures, or if winds exceed 30 miles per hour, fires are prohibited. Fire builders can collect driftwood to burn, but are advised to bring their own drier, untreated wood to minimize smoke. Fires cannot exceed three feet at their base, in order to prevent them from growing too tall. They also must be built 30 feet away from any vegetation and below the high tide line if possible, so that the next high tide will wash the ashes and remnants. Fires are quenched with buckets of water, not just buried. Fires covered with sand can continue
to smolder, raising their temperature and causing severe burns to beach walkers who may unknowingly step in them. And lastly, they must be out by midnight. Midnight? So much for staying up and snuggling until the sun also rises.—S.D.
2:20am: Moonlight Hiking
Walking into darkness. Eyes not yet adjusted. Alarming to open eyes so wide and see nothing. The dark closing in all around the irises. She steps. Foot feels out of place. Gravel slides beneath her hiking boots. Branches jump up out of the forest floor to slap her legs. Thrump-ump, thrump-ump, thrump-ump. Deep the heartbeat reverberates in her ears. The sound makes its way to her brain through a cotton gauze. Her breath is thick with saliva. Her panic subsides as they make their way out of the thicket of trees and into an open meadow in the moonlight. On the crest of the hill, they lay out a blanket. The full moon is bright so that the topography of the landscape is clear. They lay back to look at the stars. The sky is stretched just above their noses, as if that heavy, ethereal canvas had been pulled concave above them, and sags just beyond the tops of their heads and the bottoms of their feet. There is something soothing about this sky. Like each of those tiny lights in the sky, her life is an explosion of fire and fury and electricity. Moments of sadness and fear and excitement stack one on top of another to create the seconds in her hours, the hours in her days, the days in her years. And yet, even with such energy and meaning, her life will simply burn out one day, leaving nothing more than a small impression upon the world she once knew intimately. She then thinks of the impact she makes on the world around her. She tries to speak truthfully and with purpose. But she hasn’t moved mountains. There will be no history books that tell her story. Aside from those people who knew her personally, her existence will be altogether forgotten. But then she thinks about people who she still remembers who have passed, and of the great love and laughter that has been a part of her own lifetime. And it doesn’t seem that any of it ever really gets forgotten. Like the stars that have burned out millions of years ago, and yet still create a magnum opus of the sky on a night such as this, she thinks that even in their relative insignificance, they are hugely important. She sighs, emptying all the air from her lungs, and watches the moon sway across the sky.—L.P.
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“Get a babysitter!� Scott admonishes. “Take one hour of the day, and make an appointment with a personal shopper.� Boutiques like Punch offer personal shoppers, meaning that you will get the benefit of a trained eye who knows which clothing will look good with your body type. Personal shoppers will gently guide you into the understanding that just because those jeans looked good on Rihanna in People magazine doesn’t always mean they will be a knockout on you. But some other pair definitely will be perfect for you, and the personal shopper makes it her mission to find them. “People are afraid to ask for help,� Scott says, “but that’s the point of a boutique, that one-on-one service.� OK, but what about the mom who prefers to go the independent route and shop privately? Scott has tips for the five basic items that every woman needs in her clothing repertoire. The first is no surprise: jeans. Everyone loves jeans. Dressy jeans, casual jeans, ripped jeans—but no one should love the dreaded “mom jeans.� You can be a mom without the ‘mom jeans,’�
Scott says. (The dreaded “mom jeans� usually consist of an extraordinarily high waist and tapered legs, accompanied with socks and an unf lattering pair of Keds. This simply will not do for the fashion-conscious mom, and designer jeans are here to save the denim day.) According to Scott, baggy jeans deemed “boyfriend jeans� are raging into style now made popular by such fashionistas as Katie Holmes. Boyfriend jeans are perfect for the new mom with baby weight still hanging on for dear life. If boyfriend jeans aren’t your thing, there are other styles of jeans casual enough for daily wear that still have the necessary touch of style to keep you current. Must-have no. 2: the maxi-dress. Think long, flowing bohemian dress with an interesting print. Not all maxi-dresses need to be tentlike. Many are fitted snugly on top and through the middle, giving a flirty feminine look that can be dressed up or down depending on shoes and accessories. Throw on some ballet flats and a dainty necklace, and you’ve got the perfect outfit for a play date with friends. Cowboy boots lend the maxi-dress a trendier air and flip flops give a “straight-from-the-beach-sexy� look. No. 3: tank-tops. Every mom who calls California home needs a steady stack of well-fitting tank-tops at hand. A nice quality tank-top can be a layering tool worn under a long-sleeved T-shirt or camisole, or can be worn alone with pants or a skirt. No. 4: flowy shirts. Very versatile, very flattering, very comfortable, which really is all you can ask from a piece of clothing. Flowy shirts have made many a preggo sigh with delight, not to mention the postpartum moms who are a little curvier than expected. No. 5: cute flats. Flats can be worn with practically anything. Jeans, shorts, dresses, skirts, you name it and an adorable pair of flats in a bright color will make it just that much better. Not all moms can afford the “musthave� items. Some women find it a personal accomplishment to throw a couple of T-shirts into their cart while at Target buying baby wipes. Some scoff on principal at paying designer prices at trendy boutiques. For these moms, good news is here. The economy, though crappy in a lot of ways, brings with it the little unexpected treat of lower clothing prices. According to Scott, many stores are offering large discounts on merchandise, and designers are actually lowering the original price of clothing to fall more in line with what people are willing to pay. “We have a whole line of price-conscious jeans,� Scott says. “[You can get jeans at] practically Gap prices, but still wear designer brands.� Some moms have the funds but are lacking the fashion inspiration. Scott encourages moms to stay tuned into fashion, and believes that when you do, the inspiration will come. Paying attention to fashionable women with eye-catching style is a great place to start. Deconstruct their clothing to figure out what you like about it and how you can emulate it. At your favorite coffee shop, at a restaurant, in magazines, on television, these are all places to get ideas. “Some women get into ruts or they’re afraid to try new things,� Scott says. “You can dress conservatively and practically and still be current and in style.� Sometimes a wellfitting tee, jeans and a sweet little pair of flats can be just the thing. THE BOHEMIAN
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Brilliant acting is the highlight of an unevenly paced ‘Greater Tuna’
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artistic director Hector Correa. In a tradition that started with the first performances of Greater Tuna in Austin, Texas, in 1981 (with authors Williams and Sears the original performers), all 20-plus roles, male and female, are performed by two actors, requiring Zenlike concentration to keep all the characters distinct, and some rapid-fire costume changes, many of them taking less than 15 seconds. Both Storm and Klum admirably tackle the challenges with inventive performances, incredibly detailed physicality and some truly ingenious voice work. Storm displays a talent for defining characters through a series of well-defined body languages, giving each one a peculiar limp, twist, hunch, stroll or strut. Storm’s characterization of Pearl Burras, an elderly woman addicted to killing the town’s dogs with poison; the imperious Bertha Bumiller, a leading member of the Smut Snatchers of the New Order; the aforementioned Rev. Spikes; and Thurston Wheelis, one of two unflappable talk-show hosts on Tuna’s decidedly rural OKKK radio station (“Beef is up, pork is down, chickens are vacillating�), are particularly strong. Klum (known to regular PASCO audiences for his fine performances in Proof, Sylvia and others) does stunning work as well, showing a skill for falsetto-voiced children and women never hinted at in his other performances at Spreckels. Notable are Klum’s portrayals of overweight teenage poetess Charlene Bumiller, who dreams of becoming a cheerleader; adolescent Joey Bumiller, who loves dogs as much as Aunt Pearl hates them; soft-hearted Petey Fisk, whose efforts on behalf of the local SPCA include his frequent appearances on OKKK to sing the praises of the un-adoptable Yippee, a hyperactive Chihuahua; Arles Struvie, the other talk-show host on OKKK; and Stanley, a reform-school sociopath who is Aunt Pearl’s dog-killing accomplice and who may have been the notso-accidental cause of a local judge’s untimely recent demise. As Klum and Storm leap in and out of character, the shenanigans of Tuna’s smallminded townsfolk are certainly funny, but for all of the first-rate acting, there is something strangely uneven about this production. Perhaps it’s the leisurely pace determined by the director. This sort of entertainment is best served fast and furious, like a Mel Brooks spoof or one of those Airplane-type comedies. When Greater Tuna is funny, the show is a certified side-splitter, and that is reason enough to recommend it. Unfortunately, there are a few too many moments when the satire just sits there, as the with the local radio station’s regular KKK reports, delivered by a benign Klansman who is so casual and upbeat about announcing upcoming Klan activities he could be describing the annual Rotary crab feed. Brilliant? Sure. Funny? Not really. And yet, for a night of solid, off-beat amusement with big dose of strychnine, PASCO’s Greater Tuna is a whole lot better than OKKK. ‘Greater Tuna’ runs Thursday–Sunday through May 17 at the Spreckels Performing Arts Center. Thursday at 7:30pm; Friday–Saturday at 8pm; Sunday at 2:30pm. 5409 Snyder Lane, Rohnert Park. $17–$24. 707.588.3400.
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to escape the shadow of the wealthy thug landlord Galpiat (Bernard-Pierre Donnadieu), who is connected to highpowered fascist circles. This heavy has also appointed himself as a “protectorâ€? to Douce. Douce’s true love is the stage manager, Milou (Clovis Cornillac), a socialist organizer who can’t keep Douce in the style to which she would like to be accustomed. As for Pigoil, he has lost custody of his beloved son, Jojo (Maxence Perrin), a musette whiz. In Joe Bob Briggs’ phrase, here is a plot that gets in the way of the story. The musical scenes start up and are brutally curtailed in midsong, and then there’s yet another bad cut to one of the less interesting subplots. The theater goes out of business one too many times. Douce herself doesn’t show up until a half-hour after the film begins, and she doesn’t really get a chance to shine until her last number, a death ballad called “EntĂŠrĂŠe Sous le Bal.â€? One wonders if there’s as much oldburlesque and vaudeville revivalism in France as there is in the United States—if there were performers who could have been used for this film. Kad Merad’s Jacky, who holds down one arc of the film, does dreadful imitations before he finds a spot as a rapid-patter-song specialist. Then you need to wonder why it took so long to establish that Jacky had a hidden talent, after suffering through his lousy stage act. We see so much more of his terrible bird calls than we do of the singers who seem to have talent. The film’s wrong-foot-forward approach never fails, right up to the Stella Dallas ending. ‘Paris 36’ opens on Friday, May 8, at the Rialto Cinemas Lakeside, 551 Summerfield Road, Santa Rosa. 707.525.4840.
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classic piano concerto (Tchaikovsky’s Piano Concerto no. 1) and a challenging, thundering finale (Ravel’s Daphnis et ChloÊ Suite no. 2). The two performances this weekend celebrate a fantastic decade—and provide a wonderful and free Mother’s Day outing—Saturday–Sunday, May 9–10, at the Wells Fargo Center. 50 Mark West Springs Road, Santa Rosa. Saturday at 8pm; Sunday at 3pm. Free. 707.542.8234.
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for selling tapes on Telegraph Avenue and hosting a series of “Broke Ass Summer Jam� concerts. Talent intervened, however, and now the rapper with the birth name of Nick Carter (you’d change your name too if you shared it with a Backstreet Boy) has been seen on tour with Atmosphere, in the independent film Walk Like a Man and as an occasional host on CurrentTV. MURS is possibly the most East Coast–sounding MC to live exclusively on the West Coast, with a direct, understandable style more indebted to Masta Ace than Rodney O., although he represents California with a fervor—he’s even got a rib-length “Cloverdale� tattoo (it ref lects the area off Wilshire and La Brea in L.A.). Tech N9ne, who headlines the show, knows a thing or two about the hustle himself, although instead of selling tapes on the street, he usually erects an enormous merch booth. Both appear on Saturday, May 9, at the Phoenix Theater. 201 E. Washington St., Petaluma. 8pm. $26–$30. 707.762.3565.
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“It took a long time for my mother to accept that I was going to go into the entertainment industry,� said Simone, daughter of Nina Simone, in a recent interview. “When I told my parents, neither one of them were very happy at all. It wasn’t until Broadway embraced me, and I was going onstage as Mimi in Rent, that they both came to the show and were like, ‘Well! Maybe you do have a little talent!’� Of course, Simone’s mother, one of the most unique interpreters of jazz—and then, in the ’70s, of popular song— didn’t get a very fair shake from the entertainment industry, and Simone is careful to avoid both the industry pitfalls and the perils of comparison (it’s an easy peril to avoid; the only singer possibly to compare to Nina Simone, the greatest female singer to sound like a man, is Jimmy Scott, the greatest male singer to sound like a woman). With the Napa Valley Symphony, she pays tribute to her mother, now six years gone but deathless in the annals of American music, on Saturday, May 9, at the Lincoln Theater. 100 California Drive, Yountville. 8pm. $35–$60. 707.226.8742.
Julie ChavĂŠz Rodriguez, the granddaughter and torch-bearer of civil and labor rights activist CĂŠsar ChavĂŠz, was introduced to the plight of the farmworker in early childhood and hasn’t abandoned the fight since. Now the program director for the CĂŠsar E. ChavĂŠz Foundation, she works with youth in Latino communities toward more involvement and self-empowerment, upholding her grandfather’s idea that “we don’t need perfect political systems, we need perfect participation.â€? ChavĂŠz Rodriguez has developed numerous afterschool programs based on CĂŠsar ChavĂŠz’s ideals, and has even developed a web-based K–12 curriculum on the life and work of her grandfather. She also works hand in hand with the United Farm Workers on issues like voter registration and activist programs, and tours the country giving speeches which share her personal memories of her grandfather’s work and promote education, human rights, community service and justice for all. She speaks on Monday, May 11, at Sonoma State University Cooperage. 1801 E. Cotati Ave., Rohnert Park. 7:30pm. Free. 707.664.2382.
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hen the members of Poor Man’s Whiskey get an idea in their heads, there’s no shaking it. Learning the entire 10 minutes of “Freebird� to punish hecklers? Check. Learning “Bohemian Rhapsody� to close out an epic appearance at the Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival in San Francisco? Check. Mashing up Patsy Cline’s “Crazy� with Gnarls Barkley’s “Crazy,� just because it seemed, well, crazy? Check. And then there’s Dark Side of the Moonshine, released this week. It’s Poor Man’s Whiskey’s most ambitious idea yet. It’s borderline foolish, actually, taking the most beloved rock album of all time and reimagining classics like “Breathe� and “Time� into bluegrass hoedowns. Who— other than those who’ve swam the Dark Side waters before, like Easy Star All Stars, Dream Theater and Phish—would be so, well, crazy? “Once we decided to record the album,� says PMW’s Jason Beard, cognizant of the slippery slope between tribute and novelty, “we didn’t want to make it a parody. We wanted to make sure it maintained the integrity, as opposed to using it as a gimmick. Hopefully that comes through. It came from a very pure spot.� That pure spot, Beard tells me over pizza at a downtown brewpub, was first hearing Dark Side of the Moon in fourth grade. Years
later, out in the garage, he started playing along to it on his mandolin. Something clicked. He started writing arrangements. He stayed up all night. He brought it to the band. They thought it was ridiculous. Once rehearsals began, everything clicked. Band members clucked and woofed to replace the alarm clocks at the beginning of “Time.� “Money� became “Whiskey,� played in 7/8, 4/4 and 2/4 time. For their world premiere, the band hired lasers, a fog machine and a psychedelic light show. A second go-round in San Francisco had a Wizard of Oz theme, complete with flying monkeys, band members dressed as movie characters and a yellow brick road. Both shows sold out. The ridiculous idea had prevailed. Beard is athletic, with short hair, in a Fila sweatshirt and jeans. He never played an instrument until college, when he joined a psychedelic rock trio in Isla Vista. “It was an incredible music scene down there,� Beard says, recalling house parties with Rage Against the Machine and Jack Johnson. “On weekend nights, in front yards, we’d have 10 bands playing in town, parties going on, people in the middle of the streets. People burning couches all the time.� Beard and his band mates Eli Jebediah and Josh Brough switched to acoustic instruments and moved back up to Sonoma County, and the newly christened Poor Man’s Whiskey quickly gained a reputation for unabashed entertainment value. While most newgrass outfits and O Brother hangerson presented a dry, “authentic� version of serious bluegrass music, Poor Man’s Whiskey kept aflame the most old-time idea of all: getting the townfolk together down in the holler and creating a great time. They starting hitting the festivals, recorded a couple self-released CDs, and honed their modern vaudeville with high concepts and hijinks. Word got around. Robert Earl Keen joined them onstage in Tahoe. If Dark Side of the Moonshine can successfully elude the novelty realm of Luther Wright and the Wrongs’ Rebuild the Wall and Hayseed Dixie’s Hillbilly Tribute to AC/DC—and it should—then listeners will surely pop in the album’s second disc, a collection of original songs. “Easy Come� tells the story of stopping into a Bodega Bay bar and learning life lessons from a grizzled fisherman, while “Alley Tramp� wanders through dark Kurt Weill–esque backstreets, complete with horns and haunted-house backup vocals. The band, realizing the value in touring out of the area, is clearly on a roll, and this year is Poor Man’s Whiskey’s busiest yet. They’re hopping in their 40-foot tour bus (“It’s a monstrosity,� Beard laughs) to all the major West Coast Festivals: Strawberry, High Sierra, Hardly Strictly, Oysterfest, Kate Wolf. They’re taking Dark Side of the Moonshine on tour. They’re even hitting small towns, like Cloverdale, to create some old-time fun. Beard thinks about the upcoming year. He shakes his head at it all, smiling. “I’m basically living the dream,� he says. “What more could I want?� Poor Man’s Whiskey appears live in the studio on the KRSH 95.9-FM on Thursday, May 7, at 8pm. The band also performs at a CD release party, performing original songs, on Saturday, May 9, at the Mystic Theatre, 23 Petaluma Blvd. N., Petaluma. 9pm. $15. 707.765.2121
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LET’S TALK! SF, 50ish, caring, honest, creative, good values, likes music, dancing, walks, the beach, dining out. Seeking nice gentleman, 56-64, for possible LTR. 297154
CATCH ME IF YOU CAN! Very kind, feminine lady, 50s, healthy, hard-working, likes dining out, traveling, exercise. Seeking nice gentleman, in his 50s, to share friendship and LTR. 297187
SWEEP ME OFF MY FEET! SF, 50ish, sincere, kind personality, adaptable, likes music, hiking, outdoors, dancing. Seeking nice gentleman, for friendship first and maybe more. 297158
CHANCES ARE SF, 50s, RN, healthy, good values, hardworking, likes outdoors, traveling, reading, dining out, biking. Seeking honest gentleman, 55-75, for friendship and more. 297193
HEY THERE! Caring woman, 50s, bright, artistic, classy, enjoys music, shopping, traveling, television. ISO nice, similar guy for casual dating, possible LTR. 297160
SEARCH NO FURTHER Sweet single lady, 50s, feminine, sophisticated, optimistic, hard-working, enjoys shopping, tv programs, movies, traveling, reading, quiet nights at home. ISO similar man, 50-59, for serious LTR. 297196
HELLO THERE! Feminine woman, healthy, compassionate, artistic, likes dancing, walks, reading, traveling. Seeking similar man, 50-69, for LTR. 297161
YOU FOUND ME! SF, 40ish, bright, hard-working, kind, enjoys reading, long drives, coffee shops, traveling. ISO nice gentleman, 30-49, for dating and maybe more. 297165
TAKE A CHANCE ON ME Ambitious woman, 40s, very caring and pleasant personality, likes music, camping, biking, outdoor activities, reading. Seeking similar gentleman, 40s, for friendship and more. 297166
I’M THE ONE FOR YOU! Goal-oriented woman, 40s, enjoys exercise, outdoors, traveling, shopping. ISO similar gentleman, 30-49, for dating, friendship and more. 297184
TERRIFIC INSIDE AND OUT Goal-oriented single female, 50s, healthminded, intelligent, enjoys camping, outdoor fun, exercise, eating out. desires to meet a wonderful guy, 50-59, for LTR. 297223
OPTIMISTIC Friendly, ambitious, adaptable, outdoorsy, personable female, 50s, enjoys museums, dining, travel, coffee shops, the beach, taking walks. Seeking SM, 60s, for friendship and casual dating. 299370
WOMAN WITH GOOD VALUES Friendly, caring, honest, compassionate, classy lady, 20s, wants to meet a man in his 20s for camping, shopping, travel, dining, long drives and walks, and more! Friendship possibly leading to more. 299374
MANY FINE QUALITIES Caring, outdoorsy, honest, artistic, hard-working SF, early 50s, optimistic homebody with good values, has many interests including music, dining out, museums, travel, long drives, reading, walks, camping, biking and more. Looking for an honest, down-to-earth SM, 50-70, for friendship and dating first, possibly leading to something more serious. 313126
ADORABLE AND BRIGHT Caring, friendly, goal-oriented, feminine, honest, compassionate woman, 60s, likes travel, exercise, music, hiking, long drives, dining out, the beach, reading and more. Seeking a great companion, 50-70, to share these activities and quiet times with. 313128
COMPASSIONATE Friendly, honest, artistic, outdoorsy, caring SF, 30s, likes watching tv, dancing, the beach, travel, walks, music, hiking, museums, dining out, more. Searching for a partner in life, 30-50, for possible LTR. 313131
LOOKING FOR LTR Friendly, feminine, nurturing, captivating, bright, personable woman in her 50s who enjoys night clubs, television, dining, dancing, surfing, music, seeks similar male, 40-60, for LTR. 301191
OUTDOORSY Bright, compassionate, honest, friendly, adaptable woman, 50s, seeks SM, 4060, who enjoys dining, dancing, beaches, taking walks, for casual dating or LTR. 301192
HONESTY A MUST Hard-working, honest, optimistic, nurturing, flexible, motivated SF, 50s, likes biking, the beach, travel, dancing, hiking, reading, music, seeks similar man, 50s, who is ready for LTR. 301198
CAPTIVATING Sophisticated, outdoorsy, friendly, mischievous SF, 50s, likes hiking, kayaking, taking walks. In search of SM, 50-70, for LTR. 301203
GOOD VALUES Shy, friendly, caring, compassionate SF, 60s, nurturing, motivated, enjoys walks, the beach, coffee shops, biking, dining, seeks similar man, 60+, for friendship leading to LTR. 301544
PERSONABLE Compassionate, bright, friendly female, 40s, likes music, dancing, dining, biking, coffee shops. Seeking similar male, 50s, for LTR. 302304
SHY AND ARTISTIC Single female in her 50s looking for a male who enjoys music, television. Let’s meet and see if we connect! 308997
TAKE A CHANCE ON ME Motivated, outdoorsy, honest, healthconscious woman, with good values and optimistic attitude, likes most kinds of music, dining out, walks, camping, travel and relaxing time at home. Seeking a nice, honest, active man, 30-40, with similar interests, to spend time with, possible leading to LTR. 313124
LET’S MEET FOR DINNER Caring, honest, flexible, compassionate woman, 60s, loves dancing, travel, reading, dining out. Seeking similar man, 60s, for LTR. 301189
FRIENDS OR MORE Nurturing, artistic, bright, hard-working, compassionate, feminine female in her 50s, enjoys music, dancing, travel, the beach, kayaking, dining, taking walks. Seeking male, 50-69, for friendship with the possibility of more. 309768
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LOOKING FOR LTR Outdoorsy, health-minded, clean-cut, honest woman in her 30s, who enjoys biking, dining, shopping, the beach, hiking, taking walks, wants to meet a male in his 30s for LTR. 309772
CAPTIVATING! Adorable, hard-working, classy female, 50s, enjoys museums, shopping, travel, coffee shops, the beach. Seeking SM, 50s, for friendship, casual relationship, or LTR. 309776
A CARING HEART Outdoorsy, flexible, nurturing, feminine woman, 50s, likes camping, long drives, travel, coffee shops, taking walks. Seeking male, 40-59, for LTR. 309777
GOOD VALUES Caring, personable, compassionate, classy, hard-working female, 50s, likes music, dancing, travel, reading, museums, dining, the beach. Seeking SM, 50s, for friendship, possibly more. 309780
Men Seeking Women SEEKING AN OPEN MIND SBM, 33, 250lbs, smoker, enjoys cars, long walks, working out. Looking for SF, 20-65, kids ok, for possible relationship. 304990
FRIENDSHIP FIRST WM, 38, professional, would like to meet a fun WF, 25-60, who can enjoy themselves. 276178
LET’S HAVE SOME FUN SWM, 46, enjoys traveling, wine tastings, romantic dinners, movies, playing sports, staying active. Seeking SF, 35292612 @ 44, for possible LTR. dodgeman911
LET’S SPRING TOGETHER SWM, 61, 5’6�, 130lbs, N/S, enjoys movies, reading, concerts, dancing. Seeking SF, 40-60, intelligent, great SOH, healthy, pretty, who likes the arts, for friendship first, maybe more. 118761
IN EXCELLENT SHAPE Widowed WM, 76, 5’11�, N/S, very athletic, likes walks, horseback riding, swimming, cooking, more. Looking for SWF, 55-65, for companionship, walks in nature, intellectual pursuits, reading, gardening and more. 278284
WANNA TALK? SWM, 35, light smoker, looking for a SF, 28-40, who knows how to have fun. Friendship or more. 279326
I LUV YOUR BLUE EYES SWM, 48, 5’8�, brown/blue, handsome, loving, romantic, loyal, intelligent, evolved. Seeking SWF, 30-40, beautiful inside and out, sensitive, intelligent, likes good food, conversation, nature, the arts. Must dislike jury duty. You are very special to me. 270129
LET’S CHAT SHM, 41, N/S, wants to meet a SW/HF, 35-38, for friendship first possibly leading to more. 280682
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LONELY COWBOY SM, 36, likes fishing, hunting, dancing, rodeos, concerts, the country. Seeking down-home, family-oriented, nice SWF, 21-40, who likes travel. 264426
HAPPY & FUNNY SWM, 160lbs, brown/brown, honest, looking for casual dating, maybe more, with sincere SWF, 35-50. 283691
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EARLY RETIREE, 47 Former loan agent, moderate disabilty M.S., born/raised in S.F, SSU grad, (environmental studies), avid progressive Democrat, I’m inpatient for the November election. I have a 9-year-old daughter who lives with her mom. I love films, jazz, Trader Joe’s. Sanoma county. Seeking bright, positive lady, 35-50, N/S, for companionship. 219612
MUST LOVE DOGS Active, with SOH, DWM, 53, average looking, 5’7”, 185lbs, brown/brown, seeking single or divorced W/H/AF, 30s-50s, HWP, for LTR. I’m a dog owner, animal lover, spiritual, intelligent, communicative, romantic, evolved, easy and fun to be with. 251210
TIRED OF BEING ALONE SHM, 25, 5’11’’, average build, seeks SW/AF, 19-26, to talk to and get to know. Let’s meet and see what develops. 286293
SPECIAL WOMAN SM, 48, black hair, brown eyes, very outgoing, great personality, likes photography, basketball, music, travel. I’m looking for a woman who’s interested in dating and possibly more. 287933
PERSONABLE Shy SM, 50s, with good values, likes long drives, hiking, walking, travel, dining out. Looking for similar female, 40-60, ready for LTR. 301538
LOVES HORSES Healthy senior WM, 165lbs, N/S, loves animals, especially horses, theater, PBS. Seeking slender female for romance. 302170
ARE YOU THE ONE? Bright, artistic, caring, flexible, adorable guy, 50s, likes music, dancing, travel, the beach, dining out. Looking for similar female. 302306
FUN, INTROSPECTIVE SWM, 52, 6’4’’, in good shape, likes classic movies, reading, hiking, classical music, sailing, the outdoors, travel, the symphony. Looking for SF, 22-50, similar interests. 301801
STARTING OVER Separated WM, loves hockey, the outdoors, golf, staying in and watching movies, gardening and more. Would like to meet someone fun who wants to enjoy life. Call me and lift my spirits. 282029
LET’S HAVE FUN! SHM, 34, N/S, no children, looking for a SH/WF, 24-32, for dating, possibly more. 302392
JUST MOVED HERE SWM, 5’7’’, 190lbs, brown eyes, wants to meet soulmate in similar SF, 30-55. I love swing dancing, travel, gourmet cooking, animals, nature. 305800
SOMETIMES MISCHIEVOUS Optimistic, honest, clean-cut, caring, outdoorsy man, 50s, likes music, walks, long drives, running, watching tv, museums, dining out. Seeking SF, 50s, for companionship. 313135
GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR SWM, 59, 5’11’’, 180lbs, non-smoker, blue eyes, sandy brown hair, enjoys fishing, beaches, dining out and more. Seeking female, 55-65, for possible relationship. 309857
FRIENDSHIP FIRST Caring, honest, nurturing SM, 60s, enjoys music, watching tv, walks, camping, coffee shops, hiking and museums. Looking for SF, 30-70, for dating possibly leading to LTR. 313144
HOPE TO FIND YOU Sociable, good-hearted, compassionate, healthy gentleman, 63, published writer/ poet, D/D-free, non-drinker, enjoys quiet times, home, sports, simple times. Seeking loving, happy, intelligent woman to share life, love, possible LTR. Bay Area preferred. 224839
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LET IT BE ME SWM, 20, 6’2’’, 175lbs, N/S, would like to meet a SH/AF, 18-29, for friendship or more. 279583
FRIEND LOVER SOULMATE SWPJM,56,5’10”, blue eyes, sandy brown hair, kind, passionate, artistic, sincere, committed and fun, enjoys ocean walks, travel, arts, food, wine and nature. Seeking SF, 50-62, kindred spirit, kind, soft, sensuous, for life’s adventures together. 309779
ROMANTIC ARIES Active “semi “ senior, 68, 5’9”, 160lbs. Romantic Aries looking for the 2nd love of my life. Lake County. Looking 4 active slim/athletic lady. My interests are varied; sailing, art, dancing, travel, etc. See you soon? 281170
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LET’S SHARE IDEAS Caring gentleman, 60s, intelligent, good morals, clean-cut, likes outdoors, traveling, hiking, reading, ISO nice woman, 50-60, for friendship leading to LTR. 297183
THIS ONE’S FOR YOU Single male, in my 40s, honest, goal-oriented, caring, outdoorsy, enjoys outdoor walks, long drives, art museums, traveling. ISO similar single female, 18-49, for dating leading to LTR. 297225
LOOKING FOR LTR SM, 31, outdoorsy, honest, compassionate, seeks SF, 22-35, who enjoys travel, television, camping, taking walks, the beach and more. 301200
SOPHISTICATED Caring, compassionate, hard-working, goal-oriented, artistic SM, 40s, likes camping, dancing, travel. Searching for similar male, 30s, for LTR. 301536
LOOKING FOR A SF WHO... is independent, confident and takes care of herself. I like good movies, dressing up for a nice dinner out, skiing, bike rides, hiking, scuba diving, swing dancing, cooking. I’m an honest person who doesn’t believe in playing games. 301540
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Men Seeking Men AFFECTIONATE & FRIENDLY Youthful, SBM, mid-50s, loves giving massage to senior males, especially shy males. Race, size and appearance unimportant. Open to long-term relationship. 299175
WE SPOKE SOFTLY SM, 45, enjoys sports, working out, traveling, seeking SM, 35-65, for friendship and possible LTR. 287238
LET’S TALK SHM, 28, 5’9’’, 176lbs, loves taking walks, dining out. Looking for a similar HM, 21-30, for friendship, maybe more. 302574
COMPASSIONATE GUY Hard-working, classy, clean-cut, caring, honest male in search of a male, 58-69, who likes night clubs, television, travel, dancing, the beach, taking walks, exercise. 308996
GOOD HEART SEEKS SAME GWPF, young 53, tall, slim build, attractive, great SOH, femme/tom boyish, loves music, animals, outdoors, cooking and laughter. Seeking GPF, 45-65, for dating and more. 296665
LOAN ME YOUR WIFE Handsome, discreet, easygoing, polite guy likes to party with couples. I’m 57, 6’, 190lbs, well-built, bi, and have a good imagination. 232423
WANTS SOME FUN Very hot SWM, 6’1”, 170lbs, salt-n-pepper hair, in good shape, very open, looking for erotic adult encounter with a H/W proportionate lady who needs attention. Want to get together? 303609
SHARE MY WORLD Slender, athletic SF, 67, 5’6’’, registered nurse with a Master’s in Theology, loves hiking, swimming, museums, movies, cooking. Looking for SF, 55-68, for possible relationship. 301780
STRAIGHTFORWARD FUN SWM, 39, looking for SF, 18-50, who likes to try new things and isn’t afraid of having a little fun! 304707
WHERE ARE YOU? You are 35-45, very feminine, dark, mystical, spiritual, with a sense of humor, know what you like, and want to enjoy life, but not alone. I’m trying to find you, where are you? 310085
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NATURE LOVER Health-conscious, honest, wise, spiritual, artistic, friendly female, 50s, enjoys philosophy, psychology, walking, reading, the beach. Searching for similar female, 50s, for long-term relationship. 302296
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SOME ADULT ADVENTURES SM, 6’2’’, average, enjoys movies and toys. Looking for women, couples, males or she-males who want to have fun. 281444
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DOMINANT BF SEEKS... PWM for submissive or slave position. Must be healthy, interested in dom/sub relationship with no games or drama. 285201
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SHE-MALE SEEKS GOOD TIMES Want to spend time with a man or a woman. I am very affectionate, beautiful, and love to be held. Interested? 279657
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Meet Calypso • Cat of theWeek
Meet Betty • Dog of theWeek
You don’t have to go far to find this tropical beauty, a 2 year old gray and white kitty. How anyone could give up this precious girl is hard to believe, but we know she will make her way into someone’s heart soon. She would like nothing more than a warm lap to curl up on and a sunny spot. To find out more about Calypso or other adoptable animals looking for homes, please visit the Humane Society & SPCA’s Center for Animals. You can also view our adoptable animals online or give call us at (707) 542-0882.
This 116 lbs. of love is ready to shower you with affectionate kisses and big bear hugs. Betty is an 8 year old chocolate Lab with special needs. Betty has done very well and her coat is starting to sparkle. She is on an exercise regimen to lose those extra pounds. To find out more about Betty or other adoptable animals looking for homes, please visit the Humane Society & SPCA’s Center for Animals. You can also view our adoptable animals online or give call us at (707) 542-0882.
The Adoption Center is open 7 days a week from 12PM - 6PM and is located at 5345 Highway 12 West, Santa Rosa (just 5 miles west of Hwy 101 @ Llano Rd) www.sonomahumane.org
The Adoption Center is open 7 days a week from 12PM - 6PM and is located at 5345 Highway 12 West, Santa Rosa (just 5 miles west of Hwy 101 @ Llano Rd) www.sonomahumane.org
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THE 12TH ANNUAL GREAT PETALUMA CHILI COOKOFF, SALSA AND BEER TASTING Fires up on Saturday, May 9th from 1-5pm at the Sonoma Marin Fairgrounds in Petaluma
37 Chili and Salsa Teams, 15 breweries to enjoy. Music, dancing, spicy hot fun. It’s the place to be! It’s hotter than heck! Come vote for your favorite chili, salsa and beer and have a raucous good time. Benefits Cinnabar Theater Youth Program. www.greatchilicookoff.com | 707.763.8920 BOROLOS PIZZA, HOME OF THE SOURDOUGH CRUST!
SPIRITUAL CONNECTIONS
OPEN EVERYDAY, 707-539-3937, 300 Mission Blvd. Santa Rosa.
Finding inspiration and connecting with your community Mahakaruna Buddhist Meditation Center
Wed at noon, Tues & Weds evenings 7:30 - 8:45pm Prayers for World Peace Sun, 10:30 - 11:45am Everyone welcome
BRIDGE CENTER
304 Petaluma Blvd., North Petaluma www.meditationinnorcal.org
Share your organization’s inspiration with over 95,100 Bohemian Readers monthly! Call Today! Phone: 707.527.1200 email: sales@bohemian.com
Italian scarves for Mother’s Day. Stop By Best Wishes!
The Journey Center: Christ-centered Spirituality, Healing, & Wholeness Reading room, art gallery, prayer/meditation gatherings, spiritual journey resources, bodywork, bookstore, free WiFi. 1601 Fourth Street, Santa Rosa. www.journeycenter.org 707.578.2121
Offers ongoing introductory and advanced classes.
*Take Out & Delivery *Classic to California Creative
is an Independent Unity-Based Spiritual Center. 10:30 Service at the Petaluma Community Center “The Club Room” 320 N. McDowell Boulevard. www.bridgecenter.org.
Mahakaruna Buddhist Meditation Center Offers ongoing introductory and advanced classes. Weds at noon, Tues & Weds evenings 7:30-8:45pm. Prayers for World Peace - Sun 10:30 - 11:45am Everyone welcome! 304 Petaluma Blvd., North - Petaluma. www.meditationinnorcal.org
Feldenkrais Clinic Working with you to move with ease, diminish pain, relieve stress. Sebastopol Community Center Annex, 1st and 3rd Fridays 1:30-2:30. Sliding Scale $25-$40. Call to book an Appointment 707-829-8270 or 707-490-6665.
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Certification in Ayurveda & Aromatherapy Practical & Clinical Experience. Pulse Assessment, therapeutic bodywork, nutrition, traditional medicine & more! In Sebastopol - Starts Sept. Curriculum online dhyanacenter.com 707-823-8818
Rocks and Clouds Zendo Meditation and Dharma Talk Wednesday nights, 7:00 p.m. 618 South Main Street, Sebastopol. www.rocksandclouds.org 707/824-5647.
Sign up Now-Integrative Yoga Teacher Training September 2010!! A 200 hour non-residential program. 1 wknd/mo. for 10 months. Bodyworks-Integrative Yoga Studio. 490 2nd St., Petaluma. 707-769-9933 or www.bodyworksyoga.com
Card & gift Shop. We are located at the corner of Piner & Marlow Rd. Mom doesn’t live here? No worries.... We can pack & ship the gift as we are a US Post Office too! One stop shopping at Best Wishes!, where you will find the perfect gift for any reason. Bestwisheswinecountry.com/ 575-0145 M-F 9:30 to 6PM Sat 10-4 Sun Closed
Law Office of Evan E. Zelig Criminal Defense Call today! 707.636.3204 or Toll Free; 888.ZELIGLAW. Available 24/7 If you or someone you know is being accused or charged with a crime, please do not wiat to retain counsel. Contact the Law Office of Evan E. Zelig today!
Youth Failing School or School Failing Our Youth ? Try Rancho Bodega School - Small Group/One on One Instruction - Enriched Middle/High School Curriculum - Special Studies/Independent Study Emphasizing Music & Art Serving Grades 7-12 NOW ENROLLING !! Call 707-795-7166 www.ranchobodegaschool.com
Santa Rosa Plumbing Water Conservation Experts. Friendly, Honest Service. Licensed, Bonded and Insured. License #871026
tankless water heaters, high efficiency toilets recirculation, general plumbing needs 707.528.8228
Barley & Hops Tavern 3688 Bohemian Hwy. Occidental Hand Crafted Brews from around the world & Tasty Pub Grub. www.barleynhops.com or 707.874.9037 open at 4pm Everyday!
FIRST TIME HOME BUYERS! Now is the time to buy! Prices are down & interest rates are the lowest in years. Call me for a FREE Evaluation of your situation. Together we can move you from renter to owner! PRIMARY RESIDENTIAL MORTGAGE, INC. 523-1700
Narsi Hof-Brau Restaurant in Coddingtown 545-6237
Goebel Builders Jay Goebel, General Contractor, Lic. #812957 Quality Workmanship, Friendly Service, and Dependability You Can Trust. Insured with Local references Repairs, Custom Builds, and Troubleshooting Call today and get the job DONE! 707-794-7955, www.goebelbuilders.com
Golden Star Grafix Need a quality designer? Business cards, brochures, flyers, posters, digital collage, cd covers, photographic restoration, general marketing materials. Mark Schaumann 707.795.0924
Please see are ad special inside the dining section. One free hot plate item with the purchase of one entree! Huge Value!
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SANTA ROSA TREATMENT PROGRAM 1901 CLEVELAND AVE SUITE B SANTA ROSA 707.576.0818 www.srtp.net
We provide treatment for: Oxycontin, Vicodin and Heroin utilizing replacement medications. We also treat Methamphetamine and other stimulant dependence. • Subutex/Suboxone available • Providing Treatment since 1984 • Confidentiality assured
Relapse Doesn’t Mean Failure
Medical Marijuana Certifications
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Exhibitors and Vendors Wanted!
Santa Rosa Treatment Program can help. (707) 576 0818
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Wild Goose Qigong. Balance immune and nervous systems. Build endurance and high energy. www.wisdomhealing.org. Weegi Patrick Ryan. 707/293-8212
Sonoma County Showcase, Sat., May 30, 11AM - 5PM, Grace Pavilion Building, Sonoma County Fairgrounds, Santa Rosa. Free public admission & parking. 200 exhibitors, entertainment, food, beverages, door prizes. Events Unlimited, 707-527-7563. www.sonomacoeventsunlimited.com.
Meth and Alcohol Treatment that allows you to keep your day job!
Into This World Yoga Teacher Training
Santa Rosa Treatment Program can help.(707) 576-0818.
Yoga Alliance Registered School! 200-hour and 500-hour programs. Continuing Education for Yoga Teachers! Visit www.intothisworld.net or call 707-664-9560
SUBUTEX/SUBOXONE available for Safe Oxycontin, Vicodin, Other Opiate Withdrawal!
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Confidential Program. (707) 576 1919
PC Repairs, Installation, Networking and Setup
Medicann - Med. Marijuana Evaluations
Fast, efficient, fair price, references. Call TJ at 707-567-1930
Lic. MD 866-632-6627 Free I.D. card 24/7 verification. Doctor/patient confidentiality. Discount for MediCal, MediCare and veterans.
QB PRO ADVISOR COMES TO YOU Customized setup, hands-on training and support. Your full-service QuickBooks resource. Mac & PC. Quick! Skills 707-827-3765. Free one-hour consult with mention of this ad.
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Skirt Chaser Vintage Bring More Joy into Your Life and the lives of others through laughter. www.morejoy.org. Laughter Leader Training/Laughter Clubs 707-824-1993
Unique Fashion for Men and Women—1930's to 1980's $ We Buy $ HOURS: Tues - Thurs 12-6 / Fri & Sat 11-6 / Sunday 12-4 441 Sebastopol Ave - In the A street arts district (707)546-4021
ESP Guitars in stock!
One Day Lamrim Meditation Retreat.
Check out our stock. 860 Piner Rd, #28. Santa Rosa, CA 95403. 707-566-0477.
Join us for a meaningful day of contemplative practice. Presented by Dewikoti and Mahakaruna Buddhist Centers Saturday, May 9, 10:00AM - 4:00PM 20 Manor Road, Fairfax. $25 donation includes veg lunch 415-453-2588
MICHELLE CRAWFORD, ATTORNEY REPRESENTING EMPLOYEES IN SEXUAL HARASSMENT WAGES • TERMINATIONS 20+ YEARS EXPERIENCE, FREE CONSULTS 719 ORCHARD STREET, SANTA ROSA
707.523.7820
Youth Failing School or School Failing Our Youth ? Sign up Now-Integrative Yoga Teacher Training
Black Cat Bar & Humble Pie Restaurant
September 2010!! A 200 hour non-residential program. 1 wknd/mo. for 10 months. Bodyworks-Integrative Yoga Studio. 490 2nd St., Petaluma. 707-769-9933 or www.bodyworksyoga.com
Music, Drink Specials, Seriously Delicious Food! Open Mic Wednesday nights. A must try! The Black Cat is located at 10056 Main St., Penngrove, 707.793.9480.
Try Rancho Bodega School - Small Group/One on One Instruction Enriched Middle/High School Curriculum - Special Studies/Independent Study - Emphasizing Music & Art Serving Grades 7-12 NOW ENROLLING !! Call 707-795-7166 www.ranchobodegaschool.com
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