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Contrary to statements in Bohemian Club president Jay Manciniâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s letter, the permit being applied for runs in perpetuity with no further opportunity for revision. Forty percent of the larger conifers will be cut within the first 20 years alone. Not all old growth trees have been identified or protected. The Club has not worked â&#x20AC;&#x153;diligentlyâ&#x20AC;? with the agencies. It actually hid the existence of significant stands of old growth on the property until forced to disclose them by the agencies. Thinning the conifers will increase fire dangers and make living near the Grove more dangerous. The Bohemian Club does not need a perpetual logging permit to thin tanoaks, a task supported by all parties. The Bohemian Club could easily pay for necessary hardwood thinning by charging its wealthy members a few dollars per month. For accurate information to refute Bohemian Club flack Sam Singer and president Jay Manciniâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s inaccurate statements, please visit: http:// savebohemiangrove.org.

While we certainly believe in free speech, we do not appreciate the recent article about Backdoor Disc and Tape (â&#x20AC;&#x153;One Big Holiday,â&#x20AC;? April 15). We are not a corporate monster that sucks the lifeblood out of the local community, but rather four hardcore music junkiesâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;old record guys, if you willâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;who happen to have purchased Backdoor as well as other indie stores elsewhere in the country from owners who were about to close them forever. In our eyes, we saved these stores, preserved the culture and invested in diversity, just like every other right-thinking indie retailer in America who recognizes that the times are in fact changing. I am actually one of the founders of Record Store Day, along with the indie coalitions and Newberry Comics in Boston. Regarding the â&#x20AC;&#x153;transplantâ&#x20AC;? from Alabama who was made manager, he also happens to have worked in some of the best indie stores in the country and, like any other business owners, we strive to improve our stores, and, yes, that sometimes comes with personnel changes.

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hen the State of California held me prisoner 2002 to 2003, the name of the agency was the California Department of Corrections, or the CDC. Since then, for reasons unclear to me, the word â&#x20AC;&#x153;rehabilitationâ&#x20AC;? has been added to create a new acronym, CDCR. Neither euphemism has any basis in reality. Having had an inside view of San Quentin, Old Folsom and the adjacent Level 4 facility, New Folsom, I did not see any programs to correct what caused inmates to be sent to prison. Nor did I see any rehabilitation going on that would help the convicts gain legal employment once they were released. We were told the guards were to be referred to as correctional officers, or COs. When I asked one of the guards about this months later, he gave me an honest answer, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Mariani, what about you being sent here would you like me to correct? They donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t train me to correct anything about you. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m paid to guard you to make sure you donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t hurt someone or escapeâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;the end. It says â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;COâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; on my shirt, but Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m paid to guard you, not to correct you.â&#x20AC;? Another word that took on new meaning for me in prison was â&#x20AC;&#x153;absconding.â&#x20AC;? It was not a word that I had run into often until I was incarcerated. Most of the inmates were back in for their second, third or more time without committing a new crime. They had been out on parole and failed to show up for a scheduled visit to their parole office to pee in a cup for a drug test that they knew they would fail. That act of â&#x20AC;&#x153;abscondingâ&#x20AC;? would generate a warrant for their arrest. At state expense, whenever and wherever they were located, they were returned to prison. A recent famous example of absconding is Sara Jane Olson, aka Soliah. She was part of the Symbionese Liberation Army in the 1970s and indicted in February 1976 for planting bombs under police cars and for a bank holdup in Sacramento where a female customer was shot and killed. After she was found guilty, Sara absconded and was not located, rearrested and extradited to California until 23 years later in June of 1999. She was recently released after serving her time. Yes, she was punished for what she

admittedly did, and was guarded while in custody, but what was done to â&#x20AC;&#x153;correctâ&#x20AC;? what she had done? When she was in custody, what was done to â&#x20AC;&#x153;rehabilitateâ&#x20AC;? her? Another CDCR euphemism is the â&#x20AC;&#x153;literacy programâ&#x20AC;? at Old Folsom. The work assignment I obtained that earned my dayfor-day halftime was as a literacy clerk. With a civilian credentialed teacher as my supervisor, I tested all new inmates to determine their grade-level reading ability. I trained volunteer inmate tutors and tutored inmates myself. While being held at Folsom, I read in the Sacramento Bee that the warden had bragged to her Rotary Club about how this program was helping to prepare inmates to find jobs when they were released so that they would not return to prison. However, out of the entire inmate population, there was only a budget forâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;and room in the Folsom library forâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;25 inmates. That number also included all one-on-one tutors. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Correctionâ&#x20AC;? and â&#x20AC;&#x153;rehabilitationâ&#x20AC;? was being provided to 26 inmates, including myself. I was released in 2003. Even with written recommendations from my civilian supervisor, I have not been able to get a job tutoring. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Have you ever been convicted of a felony?â&#x20AC;? and â&#x20AC;&#x153;We will do a background check and require fingerprintsâ&#x20AC;? is as far as any of my applications have gone. The CDCR does not train inmates how to be electricians, plumbers or painters. Inmates who already have these skills try to get work assignments to earn halftime and less than $1 an hour. To let you know how the CDCR values education, my literacy clerk job was an unpaid work assignment. It did however, earn me my halftime, which cut my two years sentence to 13 months served. There is something correct in that.

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Tom J. Mariani, a Santa Rosa resident and published freelance writer, has just completed 25 chapters of â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Impugn? What About Reasonable Doubt?â&#x20AC;&#x2122; which covers his 18-year career in bank management and 11 years in corporate risk-management, to a falsely accused two-strike felon. Open Mic is now a weekly feature in the Bohemian. We welcome your contribution. To have your topical essay of 700 words considered for publication, write openmic@bohemian.com.


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the Sacramentoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s fisheries, says Ostrach. Yet striped bass make an ideal candidate on which to cast blame. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The striped bass is the nonnative fish that everybody knows. It may be an introduced species, but itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s coexisted with salmon for a hundred years,â&#x20AC;? Ostrach says. Assemblywoman Fuller, who communicated with the Bohemian by email, sees things differently. â&#x20AC;&#x153;According to the California Department of Fish and Game, over 1 million adult striped bass exist in the Delta, while the Central Valley Chinook salmon populations have been reduced to just a couple of thousand. To me, that does not illustrate two species successfully coexisting.â&#x20AC;? Executive director of the California Sportfishing Protection Alliance Bill Jennings says that overconsumption of water by farmers in the San Joaquin Valley is by far and away the leading cause of the stateâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s salmon fishery collapse. Each year, a busy gauntlet of pumps along the Sacramento and in the Delta send some 7 million acre-feet of freshwaterâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;plus uncounted incidental minnowsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;southward into the San Joaquin Valley, where Fuller is from. In fact, those who support her bill include parties with a pointed interest in accessing the Sacramento Riverâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s water, like the Kern County Water Agency, the Modesto Irrigation District, the Metropolitan Water District of Southern California, the Friant Water Authority and the Eastern Municipal Water District. Jennings believes that what these groups really want is more water. â&#x20AC;&#x153;This bill is a smokescreen to hide the real reasons that anadramous fishes are disappearing,â&#x20AC;? he says. Dr. Peter Moyle, a biologist at UC Davis and one of the best-known fisheries scientists in the West, says that predation by striped bass upon salmon and smelt does occur to a limited degree but mainly in fast-moving diversions created by pumps and dams, isolated man-made environments in which striped bass can easily ambush wayward salmon smolts and delta smelt. Otherwise, Moyle says, predation by stripers upon Delta smelt and Chinook salmon is negligible. Doug Demko, a biologist with the private consulting firm Fishbio and a supporter of AB 1253, says that the limited numbers of endangered fishes found in the bellies of striped bass may only be a function of their relative scarcity; there are almost none left for the bass to eat, he says. Demko points to a modeling system developed by biologists with the National Marine Fisheries Service, which predicts that a given juvenile Chinook of the Sacramentoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s winter run faces a 9 percent chance of seeing the gullet of a striped bass. â&#x20AC;&#x153;But when you look at the real gut contents of real striped bass, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s just not true,â&#x20AC;? Ostrach says. Ostrach has committed much of his career to studying striped bass, but he says he has no self-serving motives for preserving the species. â&#x20AC;&#x153;As a fisheries biologist, my job is to find out whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s going on in the ecosystem. If striped bass were really the cause of Chinook salmon and Delta smelt declines, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d be the first to raise a red flag.â&#x20AC;? But thirsty farmers were the first to sound the alarm, and for some, like Ostrach and Jennings, that seems just a bit too fishy.

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appy Earth Day. I imagine celebrants looking through green-colored glasses like those donned by Dorothy and pals in the Emerald City. But my green is too vague for the likes of Alex Steffan, author of Worldchanging: A Userâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Guide for the 21st Century. Steffan would make these glasses fit his â&#x20AC;&#x153;New Environmental Spectrum,â&#x20AC;? restricting the lenses to light, bright and dark greens according to the manner in which one sees the solutions to environmental problems. A light-green environmentalist, according to Steffan, advocates taking â&#x20AC;&#x153;small, pleasant stepsâ&#x20AC;? toward change that is personal and ultimately aggregate. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Oh honey, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Earth Day,â&#x20AC;? says Light Green. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s use our fabric shopping bag today at Whole Foods.â&#x20AC;? Dark greens, Steffan argues, are interested in making changes on a community level and are not attracted to marketbased actions but in fact â&#x20AC;&#x153;pull back from consumerismâ&#x20AC;? and turn toward â&#x20AC;&#x153;direct connection to the land.â&#x20AC;? I perceive these people to be the original nature lovers. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Hey babe, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Earth Day,â&#x20AC;? says Dark Green. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s pick some chard and sunflowers from the garden for the community potluck tonight. I hear thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s going to be a roots band and a lecture about permaculture.â&#x20AC;? Steffan himself aligns with bright greens, who are builders of better worlds and gadgets. Got a failing planet? Design your way back to stasis without giving up any of the toys that bring happiness. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Bright Green environmentalism,â&#x20AC;? Steffan writes, â&#x20AC;&#x153;is a call to use innovation, design, urban revitalization and entrepreneurial zeal to transform the systems that support our lives. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Wow! Earth Day again,â&#x20AC;? says Bright Green. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s take the Prius to the sustainable-architecture trade show today. I want to study the blueprints for the proposed eco-city and buy that new metering device for our solar system.â&#x20AC;? Steffan, whose work has been recognized by the New York Times and the Wall Street Journal, is clear to point out that his categorization is not intended to divide green thought into camps or suggest that green

thought is limited to one of the three hues. Instead, we combine the shades, depending on the circumstance or issue. My favorite of Steffanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s categories is actually the one he terms â&#x20AC;&#x153;gray,â&#x20AC;? because it makes a tidy grouping of the dark-siders who insist that there is no such thing as global warming. Among the grays are climate scientists who whore for oil companies to distract public attention from the scientific communityâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s unanimous acknowledgement of climate change. Also in the gray category are those who take other kinds of money for posturing as science-minded skeptics, constantly considering the present crises as a theory to be analyzed, slowly, over and over again while â&#x20AC;&#x153;you all go on about your businessâ&#x20AC;? (that is, donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t take any action). Steffan locates what he calls the â&#x20AC;&#x153;epicenter of gray thinkingâ&#x20AC;? to be on K Street in Washington, D.C., where one finds the â&#x20AC;&#x153;nest of lobbyists and industry-funded think tanksâ&#x20AC;? that provide reading and radio material for graying the thoughts of others. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Aw crap, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Earth Day,â&#x20AC;? says Gray Thinker. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll grab a styrofoam cup of coffee, turn on all the electrical appliances in my house and speed to work in my Hummer. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got to send off those scripts for Rush and draft another global-warming-denial article for George Will today.â&#x20AC;? Just thinking about the grays helps me laugh to keep from crying and better appreciate the verdant tones with which we approach our changing lives on a warming planet. Steffen asks us to classify our own thinking, to identify which shades of green we are and why. I live most of the time in the dark-green camp because I feel most at home with natural systems and grassroots solutions. But I celebrate anyone of any color or camp who understands that we have a planet to nurture back to health, be it in baby steps, through community organizing or on high-tech solar scooters. It would be absurd to limit ourselves to one way of approaching a problem. Any contribution is better than denying we are in a crisis. We can leave that drabness of mind to K Street.

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window beside your small table, and the magnificent cuisineâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;duck confit cassoulet, French onion soup, glazed pork belly, hand-cut pasta with Catalonian meatballsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;entices you as brilliantly as could any cafe in Paris. Perhaps a little more, as the menu offers fewer sauces and more imagination. The wine list is sophisticated. The night is young. Just do it. Joni Mitchell long ago observed, â&#x20AC;&#x153;In France, they kiss on Main Street.â&#x20AC;? In Napa, they go to Angèleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s. 540 Main St., Napa. 707.252.8115.â&#x20AC;&#x201D;J.P.L. Main Street Deli A smiling Samir Qawasmi and his sister, Yasheh, wrapped in a beautiful and traditional princess hajab (head scarf), busily dish up a Mediterranean feast for hungry errand runners. Flanked by the post office and a dry cleaner and steps away from a burrito shop and bagel store, it is easy to miss the Main Street Deli, a little oasis of Mediterranean delights in downtown Sebastopol. Although a Palestinian, Qawasmi serves traditional foods found throughout the Middle East, from Lebanese meatballs and pickled turnips to Greek dolmades and gyros. The menu boasts a wide variety of wraps, salads and sandwichesâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;half Mediterranean and half Californianâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;all for the bargain price of $5.99. Those in line order some of the homemade favorites: a smoked turkey and pesto wrap with provolone, a pastrami and melted Swiss panini

or the daily special, like Lebanese meatballs with hummus, tahini and shatta, a Jordanian hot pepper sauce. The deli is a wild conglomeration of East and West, illustrated by the products for sale in the store. Pomegranate molasses, rose water, wild pickled cucumbers, and Lebanese halawa (halvah) share shelf space with Moon Pies, Skittles, Jelly Bellies, boxed soy milk and canned Chicken of the Sea tuna. A vast selection of cold drinks fills a walllength fridge case, and tables and chairs welcome customers to stop and sit a spell in the clean dining area. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t forget to check out the dozen-plus prints of old train stations in Marin and Sonoma counties that hang crookedly on the wall. From Point Reyes, through Petaluma, Marshall, Tomales, Sebastopol and out to the river communities, diners fill up on local history while filling their bellies. After a delicious piece of melt-in-your-mouth Baklava for dessert before resuming the rigors of the day, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s surprising to step outside and realize that the Middle East is halfway around the world, because the Main Street Deli brings it into our own backyard. 280 S. Main St., Sebastopol. 707.824.0700.â&#x20AC;&#x201D;S.D. Simply Vietnam Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll never forget the first time I stepped into the curious little building on the corner of Dutton Avenue and Maxwell Court. It was a taqueria then, years ago, in an &+ THE BOHEMIAN

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as far as Marinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s concerned. Due to such success, Toast has opened a second location in Novato in order to accommodate all of its adoring fans. This chic version of the classic favorite promises to be the next â&#x20AC;&#x153;bestâ&#x20AC;? in basic breakfast, again. 31 Sunnyside Ave., Mill Valley. 415.388.2500. 5800 Nave Drive, Unit G, Novato. 415.382.1144.â&#x20AC;&#x201D;L.P. Olive & Vine The old converted winery hugging the shady creek that we now call Jack London Village in Glen Ellen houses a cheesemonger, a chocolatier, a custom olive oil press and three good restaurants. Among the latter, Olive & Vine especially shines. This high-ceilinged, eclectically furnished space boasts an open kitchen, as well as a wine bar off to one side. The eye wanders from place to thing to odd item, before meandering up to the daily menu board to order. The menu can change daily, but some items consistently show up. They offer a quiche of the day, housemade pizzas, Southwest chicken burgers, Thai fish burgers, a pulled barbecue pork sandwich, ahi tuna burgers with Asian slaw, and a slew of paninis, including a killer Black Forest ham with Brie and fig chutney. The rosemary chicken panini is served with red-pepper fennel relish. Each lunch item comes with a salad from a choice of 10 for $10 to $11. The four-salad plate is a personal favorite; choosing just four is the hard part. The plate gets served with a healthy slice of grilled Della Fattoria bread. For dessert, Olive & Vine bakes all manner of openfaced fruit crustadasâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;pear and blueberry, rhubarb or whateverâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s in seasonâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;as well as assorted cakes, souff lĂŠs, tartlets and honeydipped bran muffins. Each Friday, the restaurant showcases top-notch North Bay musical artists from 7pm. A special menu accompanies the music and the house charges no cover. These are SRO nights, so get there early. 14301 Arnold Drive, Ste. 3, Glen Ellen. 707.996.9150.â&#x20AC;&#x201D;P.J.P. Sol Food There are two Sol Food locations just one block away from each other, but Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m pretty much all about the smaller Fourth Street Sol Food, especially in the waning late hours on Friday or Saturday nights. Cramped around the towering foliage in the corner lot next to the tattoo shop and the dry cleaner, thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s always a good crowd of hungry nighttime denizens, and Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll answer right here and now the question they all ask: no, Sol Food does not sell beer (and no, you canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t legally bring your own inside). The Puerto Rican fare at Sol Food has sparked a bona fide Bay Area sensation. Friends of mine often drive 45 miles simply to dine on their pan-fried pork chops, their marinated chicken thighs and their chorizo and ham sandwiches. Bottles of explosive hot sauce homemade with 12 different peppers make zesty dishes even zestier, and vegan and vegetarian options abound with plenty of rice and plantains. Limeade and iced tea are made in-house, and the reasonably priced menu offers much for the curious. (Want just one plantain tostĂłn? Have it. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s only $1.25.) It must be also noted that the dĂŠcor is lovely, with walls made from old recycled doors and shutters and salvaged metal chairs


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Vella Cheese Company Ignazio â&#x20AC;&#x153;Igâ&#x20AC;? Vella insists that the Sonoma bridge named in his honor resulted from his decades of county and community service. Still, there canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be many traffic spans honoring a master cheesemaker. Well, perhaps in France. While tourist hordes invade the Sonoma Cheese Factory on the Sonoma Plaza, locals amble a few soothing blocks east to taste crumbly aged dry jacks, raw milk cheddars and Italianstyle table cheeses in the quietude of the old stone brewery building in which Igâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s father, Tom, first opened his Vella Cheese Company back in the last Great Depression. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I started working here when I was four years old,â&#x20AC;? Vella says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;My dad and I would drive into San Francisco to deliver our cheese, especially in North Beach, where most of the Italians and the French lived. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d throw the cheese from the truck to him.â&#x20AC;? The Vellas have never used animal rennet in any of their cheeses. Vellaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s vegetablecoagulated cheeses contain only about 1 percent salt, and the edible rinds get rubbed with cocoa, black pepper and vegetable oils. While Vella cheeses are definitively old-time artisanalâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;and they have a wall of gold metals to prove itâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;Vellaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 2007 Sustainable 6 environmental award illustrates just how innovative green technologies like the photovoltaic solar panels installed on the roof of his creamery complement time-honored techniques of a craftsman. Fittingly, last year Ig Vella was also honored by the trendy and yet back-to-timeproven-basics Slow Food International folks. Carlos Petrini, founder and president of the organization, sent along a letter accompanying the award acclaiming Vella for â&#x20AC;&#x153;work that is helping to improve food that is good from an organoleptic [i.e., taste, smell, sight and feel] point of view, that is sustainable for the environment and fair at a social level.â&#x20AC;? And if these many hosannas werenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t enough, the Slow Food award gives Ig the perfect excuse to squeeze â&#x20AC;&#x153;organolepticâ&#x20AC;? into his next acceptance speech. 315 Second St. E., Sonoma. 707.938.3232.â&#x20AC;&#x201D;P.J.P. Jose Matos Cheese Factory Nothing says â&#x20AC;&#x153;Resident Touristâ&#x20AC;? quite like the Jose Matos Cheese Factory, which offers a perfect opportunity to whisk visiting relatives through the rural Sonoma County that still exists in small word-of-mouth locales. Jose and Mary Matos, a couple from Portugal, make only one kind of cheese, the St. George, at their small farm off Llano Road, and itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not only delicious but fantastically applicableâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve had equal success using it on pizzas, burritos, sandwiches and huevos rancheros. Even better is that buying the stuff is a true backroad adventure. Drive on Llano Road until you see the Jose Matos sign, just south of Todd Road. Lumber down a bumpy dirt road, past cows grazing udder-deep in manure, and past large diesel gas tanks for the tractors, all the way to the end. Veer left and park next to the large pile of moldy grapefruit. One of the small buildings will have a tiny â&#x20AC;&#x153;Openâ&#x20AC;? sign in the window. Pull the door and hear the unceasing rattle of a very loud bell, alerting the presence of a visitor. Inside, a diminutive woman will eventually appear in a hairnet, slice off a sample of the cheese from the rustic display case, and silently hand it over. Tell her how much youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d like to buy, and sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll wrap it up, seven bucks a pound, cash or local check only. Make sure to crane your neck into the back room, where shelves upon wooden shelves hold hundreds of rounds of the aging cheese, and once outside, avoid the arrival of convertible PT Cruisers piloted by winetasters in Bermuda shorts eager to have the same authentic rural farm-tour experience. 3669 Llano Road, Santa Rosa. 707.584.5283. â&#x20AC;&#x201D;G.M.

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Cafe Citti I couldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t believe it when a friend suggested we go to lunch in Kenwood. Admittedly, all Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d known about the town was its annual Fourth of July pillow-fighting championships and a seriously cool old train depot that Van Morrison was rumored to have played at in the late â&#x20AC;&#x2122;60s. But food in Kenwood? Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d guessed that it was all pretty froufrou. I was wrong. Cafe Citti looks like a simple roadside stop on Highway 12, and once inside, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll order at the front counter of a down-home style room complete with fireplace and stray newspapers. Then your food will arrive, and thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s where things change. Everything about the place is no-nonsense and unpretentious, and the prices are incredibly modest, but the food is right up there with the upscale restaurants of the Sonoma Valley. That first visit, I got a leek frittata sandwich on focaccia with pesto mayo, and was soaring. Rotisserie chicken and pasta salads highlight a menu on which no item is priced over $16.50, and ciabatta bread, in-house caesar dressing and homemade mozzarella is available to take home after desserts of tiramisu or chocolate mousse. The outdoor patio is lovely during the day, and wine from an extensive list is served in short little cups. Short little cups! Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll never look at Kenwood the same way again. 9047 Sonoma Hwy., Kenwood. 707.833.2690.â&#x20AC;&#x201D;G.M. Pupusas Salvadorenas For the last two-and-a-half years, the best-kept secret in Santa Rosa has been the excellent Pupusas Salvadorenas, where the food is delicious, the prices are dirt cheap and the experience unforgettable. The pupusaâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;a masa tortilla filled with pork, beans, cheese and sometimes lorocco, a vine flower budâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;has been a staple in El Salvador for over 3,000 years. Topped with a coleslaw-like curtido and spiced tomato sauce, it is slowly making its way north. At Pupusas Salvadorenas, pupusas are only $2 each, and youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be full after eating just two. The inexpensive menu invites exploration, with great results. Take a random stab and try the pasteles (a plate of fried mash pies stuffed with chicken and potato) or, for dessert, the nuegados (fried mash yucca served with honey and hot sour sauce). Possibly the most delicious thing on the menu is also the simplest: the tamal de elote con crema, a subtly sweet corn tamale with cream for just $1.75. How can you lose? Now with an expanded menu and hours, the unassuming little haven across from the fairgrounds is better than ever. Pupusas are individually handmade to order, so during busy spells they take a little longer, and itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s helpful to know beforehand that your waitress doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t bring a check. Just approach the register when youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re ready to leave. Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be back. 1403 Maple Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.544.3141.â&#x20AC;&#x201D;G.M. Tomales Bakery Nestled at the crossroads of Highway 1 and Dillon Beach Road, Tomales Bakery is the perfect stopping point on a backroads escapade through the coastal beauty of Marin County. Visitors f lock to this little gem located across the street from the general store and kittycorner from the Tomales Not a Bank Building. Some come solely for the Puff


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Pickâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Drive-In It was the end of the Cloverdale Citrus Fair parade, senior year. My friend Kim and I settled into a booth at Pickâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Drive-In and started talking. What would happen after we graduated? Where were we going? Why did the future have to be so uncertain? Would we still keep in touch? Every time I visit Pickâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Drive-In, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m reminded of this classic teenage conversation. I am glad Pickâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s is still there, serving up the same classic American drive-in food on the same strip of road thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s gone from highway to desolate boulevard to thriving Main Street in what seems like such a short span. While Cloverdale institutions like the Redwood Drive-In and the Wheel Cafe have closed, Pickâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s has weathered the years. If youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re looking to settle in for a full meal, Cloverdale has the gas-station-turnedroadside stop Hamburger Ranch up the road a bit, recently renovated with an outdoor dining area overlooking some vineyards. But if youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re just passing through and want a quick bacon cheeseburger, or if itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s after the parade and you need to talk about your future, Pickâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s is the place. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s been over 15 years. Kim and I are still best friends. 117 S. Cloverdale Blvd., Cloverdale. 707.894.2962.â&#x20AC;&#x201D;G.M. Taylorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Automatic Refresher Locals go to Taylorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s for great, guilt-free hamburgers and other fine foods to enjoy with a beer. We go because the food is great and the atmosphere fun, but we also know that by eating here we are avoiding not only a ticket from the nutrition police, but also ditching those horrible huts where food is cheap and the business practices for land and organisms range from unconscious to cruel. Imagine a burger and fries that costs several times the price of fast food and is worth even more in flavor, ingredients and sustainability points. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s on the menu at Taylorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, where the food may be convenient, but it is also fabulous, fresh, fairly priced and eco-friendly. The burger is made only from Niman Ranch beef, the produce is mostly local and frequently organic, and the ubiquitous greenware made of plant fiber is so earth-friendly that it fairly composts itself. The only thing you throw away at this place is the cap from a beverage container. They even compost the last bite of burger you couldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t finish. If you prefer fish tacos, Taylorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s even beats the locals-only taco truck parked in a location I canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t leak to the pressâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;even if I am press. At Oxbow Public Market, 644 First St., Napa. 707.224.6900. Also, 933 Main St., St. Helena. 707.963.3486.â&#x20AC;&#x201D;J.P.L. Sequoia Drive-In Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s all about the fries at Sequoia, hand-cut real potatoes roughly hewn, deeply fried and massively dispersed. The small bag of fries is enough for three, which is why my family of four always orders two. The hamburgers come in single and double sizes, the clam chowdaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;â&#x20AC;&#x201D;their cuteness, not mineâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;is homemade, and the shakes are scooped from cardboard tubs and made fresh. A real treat in the summer, as all the seating is outdoors on picnic tables, Sequoia is just fine for takeout in the winter, the hungry salivater huddling in a warm car waiting for the order. The smell of fries can take a full day to seep out of the car, and thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s OK because such golden goodness deserves to be remembered. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the fries. 1382 Gravenstein Hwy. S., Sebastopol. 707.829.7543.â&#x20AC;&#x201D;G.G.

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Once again we remind: There is more to dining than falafel Estate Sondra Bernstein of the Girl and the Fig reinvented the former Generalâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Daughter into a modern gathering spot with an enormous menu. Browse and nibble, and donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be afraid to experiment with offbeat bites like braised tripe in tomato sauce topped with a crispy farm egg, or chicken livers tossed with bitter greens and grappa currants. The wood-fired pizzas rock. 400 W. Spain St., Sonoma. 707.933.3663. Bottega Michael Chiarello is a TV star who reminds us heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s first and foremost a chefâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;though the glamour is ever-present, too. High-energy Italian-style translates to fabulous food and dĂŠcor, such as a gargantuan lamb shank thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s been braised to velvet in goat milk and then gilded in garlic, fennel, sweet onions and roasted wild mushrooms. 6525 Washington St., Yountville. 707.945.1050. Restaurant Eloise Chef-owners Eric Korsh and Ginevra Iverson come from the acclaimed Prune in New York. But here theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve made it all about Big City Sonoma, with local ingredients turned into sophisticated stunners such as mushrooms with poached eggs on toast, and marrow bones you scoop out with a tiny spoon. 2295 Gravenstein Hwy. S., Sebastopol. 707.823.6300. Scopa Nonnaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s tomato-braised chicken. Need we say more? Italian comfort food gets even more cozy in this warm, tiny spot, with husband-and-wife team Ari Rosen and Dawnelise Regnery Rosen hovering attentively nearby. The housemade cannelloni is a must, stuffed with creamy ricotta and baked in deeply savory Bolognese. 109-A Plaza St., Healdsburg. 707.433.5282. Marinitas In the mood for Monkey Love? Stylish South American sizzles, with regional Mexican and pan-Latin plates alongside Chilean wines and funky cocktails like that Monkey Love mix of platinum and dark Myersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s rum, hibiscus, pineapple and orange. Chef-owner Heidi Krahling kicks loose with uncommon (and uncommonly good) bites like Yucataninspired Alaskan cod with corn cakes in pumpkin-seed vinaigrette, plus crispy tacos in nopales salsa. 218 Sir Francis Drake Blvd., San Anselmo. 415.454.8900. Madrona Manor The estate-genteel decor and formal gardens belie the modern cooking going on inside. Chef Jesse Mallgren shows off with sous-vide and liquid nitrogen ice cream, but also

nails the classics. Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve never had an egg like this, slow-cooked to a sensuous custard touched with Banyuls vinegar and resting on onion veloutĂŠ. 1001 Westside Road, Healdsburg. 707.433.4231. Murray Circle If you could eat the view, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d be fat and happy indeed at this luxury spot within Cavallo Point Lodge at Fort Baker. But focus instead on the opulent tasting menus from chef Joseph Humphrey. Ă&#x20AC; la carte is another enticing option, perhaps the Eggs, Fish and Fowl, combining pheasant egg topped with Parmesan foam and black caviar; a hard-cooked partridge egg on chive crème fraĂŽche dotted with coral salmon roe; and a fried quail egg capped with sea urchin roe over grilled leeks and bacon. 602 Murray Circle, Sausalito. 415.339.4750. The Restaurant at Meadowood Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re eating overlooking a resort croquet course and paying up to $155 for an eight-course tasting menu. Yet chef Christopher Kostow keeps things relatively down-to-earth in this swank setting, offering up enticements like slow-cooked round of beef tenderloin paired with brioche gnocchi, smoky grilled chicories and morels. If a dish sounds interesting, order itâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s likely one-of-akind. 900 Meadowood Lane, St. Helena. 707.967.1205. Nickâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Cove The setting is sumptuous, sprawling out to pylons above the Pacific. Yet the food quickly distracts, even when itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s as simple as Bodega Bay Dungeness crab cakes served as a trio of luxuriously meaty, golden-edged disks tinged with fennel and resting on a puddle of bright Meyer lemon aioli. One of the most hugely satisfying plates is the cheeseburger and fries. 23240 Hwy. 1, Marshall. 415.663.1033. GGâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Earth & Surf Restaurant The cafe is green-certified by Thimmakka (look it up), serving green-inspired food that youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll want to eat up. The emphasis from owner Suzan Fleissner and chef Trevor Anderson is thoroughly on seasonal organic produce, with all ingredients sourced from within 150 miles of Santa Rosa. No meat, but delish fish, such as sautĂŠed striped bass with olive ravioli, citrus butter and artichoke. Dive into wicked diversions such as pistachio ricotta pancakes with fresh mandarin ginger honey. 630 Third St., Santa Rosa. 707.528.1445. Carey Sweet

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bulk bulgur, sandal syrup from Pakistan, round f lat lupini snacking beans, roast-yourown coffee beans, saltani green raisins, fruit punch from Saudi Arabia, feta cheese from four different countries, Greek tarragon soda, Indonesian spices, German sauerkraut, Syrian artichoke bottoms, Sudani roasted peanuts and items from North Africa, Malaysia, Lebanon, China, Armenia, Bulgaria, Egypt, Canada, Central America, and even the exotic United States, are colorfully dispersed throughout the store. Try sweet sesame and pistachio mixed nut bars from Palestine, dried barberries from Iran, rose leaf preserves from Croatia, Lebanese fig paste or Greek whole bergamot preserves. Save room for Salâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s deli. Mideastern favorites like falafel, hummus, dolmas and baba ghanoush are to be expected, but there are also two-buck chicken pies and marinated Persian eggplant in olive oil, stuffed with hot pepper and walnuts. Imported sun-cured black and cracked house-spiced green olives are a steal at $3.99 a pound, while Greek salad and an eggplant salad tossed with parsley, garlic, red pepper and EVOO compete for space in the deli case. Best of all the Radwans really do listen to their clientele. They continually change, improve and add to their product line. 6590 Commerce Blvd., Rohnert Park. 707.206.9853.â&#x20AC;&#x201D;P.J.P. Abyssinia Restaurant The North Bayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Eritrean community is going on 20 years, but good eats from the Horn of Africa were elusive until this restaurant opened in downtown Santa Rosa, tucked in between a taqueria and a pizza joint. The simple space, decorated but with a few colorful baskets, is a real hometown discovery. Tea urns dispense spiced tea similar to chai that adds a fragrant, palate-cleansing dimension. The short list of beer is better than most: extra smooth Ethiopian Harar, and creamy Hakim stout. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s an equal place at the table for vegetarians and fanciers of steak tartar. Intros are served with salad on a plate of injera, a spongy, sour f latbread like a thick crĂŞpe. Utensils are optional; one digs in with scraps of the injera. What appear to be modest portions turn out to be quite filling; unexpected leftovers are to be expected. 913 Fourth St., Santa Rosa. 707.568.6455.â&#x20AC;&#x201D;J.K. BDI0==430;H

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t is a rainy, frigid Thursday morning. The cherry blossoms dance freeform in the wind, spiraling down from their perch in the trees. While these blossoms indicate spring, the morning is reminiscent of winter. The morning is not the only thing thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s foggy, but even a late start for a self-proclaimed night owl proves fruitful at the farmers market held at the Marin Civic Center on this late Thursday morning. Smart chatter about broccoli rabe and sugar snap peas is heard somewhere above the distant blues harmonica playing. Ladies in large rubber boots carry canvas totes overflowing with wispy fennel leaves and baskets of flowers. Even on a day such as this, the small passageways are alive. Vendors in knitted caps and hoodies rub their hands together for warmth, smiling and waiting for questions and purchases, offering samples customary with market shopping. The shoppers include the usual Thursdaymorning suspectsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;chefs, restaurant owners, local farmers and anyone current in the Marin food circle who isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t tied to a nine-to-five. Between bites of grapefruit and strawberries, toothpicks filled with cheese, and crackers covered in spreads from roasted eggplant to olive tapenade, the greatest part of this market is in the interaction. Edmond from Petalumaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Della Fattoria bakery says heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s relatively new to the Thursday-morning beat, having been coming for only seven months. He is lively in speech and openly generous, offering samples of his breads. He shares the history of his bakery, saying that he is beginning to focus more on markets like these and less on deliveries, because markets offer community, one that comes without using so much gas. The ladies from Healdsburgâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s DaVero occupy the stand next door. While offering

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their locally grown olive oils on soft morsels of bread, they tell near-lore of the fishmongering ladiesâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;beautiful, busty Latinas with acrylic nails and plastic aprons who fillet five-foot-long fish before your eyes and only come on Sundays. The young men at Prather Ranch Meat bend into large refrigerators and pull out wrapped pieces of meatâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;shanks, hocks and steaksâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;beneath a sign saying â&#x20AC;&#x153;Organic, Humane, Sustainable.â&#x20AC;? Peter, owner of Barlovento Chocolates, delicately slices off thin little bits of Meyer lemon zest, cardamom and honey, and Mayan hot chocolate truffles. Each piece melts like the faint taste of a meal that never was and always is. The man in a yellow bee suit at the Marshallâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Farm Honey stand dips his miniature spoons into jars of amber flavored in lavender, wildflower and blackberry. Dried fruits sit comfortably beside almonds flavored with exotic spices like tequila lemon and lemon chili. Bags of walnuts, shelled or whole, share shelves with bushels of broccoli, kale and asparagus. The color of the fruits, vegetables and flowers that overflow out of these stands is a stark contrast against such a gray morning. Whole roasted chickens turn seductively in the windows of the Roli Roti truck. Authentic Belgian waffles come piling onto paper plates, their mountains of sugar and snowwhite whipped cream are pure save for the healthy chocolate streams that part them. Southern-scented smoke billows out of Frankâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s BBQ shack. Wood-oven roasted pizzas fly out of the portable oven into symmetrical square boxes. People licking their fingers and tapping their feet sit at tables assembled around one man playing his harmonica into a microphone. Is it any wonder why people would choose to spend their Thursday mornings here? Marin County Farmers Market, Marin Civic Center, Thursdays and Sundays, 8amâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;1pm, year-round.

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Cotati Opens June 4 and runs Thursdays through Oct. 1 from 4:30pm to 7:30pm. La Plaza Park, downtown Cotati. 707.795.5508. Guerneville The Friday market runs from 4pm to 8pm and opens June 5, running through October. Parking lot of Sonoma Nesting, 16151 Main St. 707.869.9000. Healdsburg The Saturday-morning market opens unofficially on April 25 in celebration of Arbor Day for those farmers with â&#x20AC;&#x153;earlyâ&#x20AC;? produce. The regular Saturdaymorning market goes into full swing on May 2, from 9am to noon, and runs through Nov. 28. North and Vine streets. The Tuesdayevening market begins June 2 from 4pm to 6:30pm and runs through Oct. 24. Matheson Street on the Plaza. 707.431.1956. Oakmont This is a year-round market, every Saturday from 9am to noon in the Wells Fargo Bank parking lot, corner of Oakmont Drive and White Oak. 707.538.7023. Occidental Opens June 5 and runs Fridays from 4pm to dusk through the season. Downtown Occidental, in front of Howard Station Cafe, 3611 Bohemian Hwy. 707.793.2159. Petaluma The Saturday market opens May 23 and runs 2pm to 5pm through Oct. 31 at Walnut Park, Petaluma Boulevard at D Street. Wednesday-night market begins June 10 and runs from 4:30pm to 8pm through Aug. 26 at the intersection of Second Street and B and D streets. 707.762.0344. Santa Rosa Year-round markets, Wednesday and Saturday, rain or shine, 8:30am to noon at the Veterans Memorial Building, east parking lot, 1351 Maple Ave. 707.522.8629. The downtown Wednesday Night Market opens May 13 and runs from 5pm to 8:30pm through Aug. 12. Downtown Santa Rosa, Fourth Street from B to D streets. 707.524.2123. Sebastopol Already underway for the season, this market runs every Sunday from 10am to 1:30pm through the last Sunday in November. Downtown Plaza at McKinley Street. 707.522.9305. Sonoma The Friday market is a rainor-shine, year-round event every week from 9am to 12:30pm at the Depot Park at First Street West. The Tuesday evening market began at the start of April and goes through the last Tuesday of October from 5:30pm to dusk, at the Sonoma Plaza on the Square. 707.538.7023. Windsor The Sunday-morning market begins in earnest on May 10 and runs from 10am to 1pm through Nov. 22. Beginning June 11, Thursday-evening markets with special concert and food nights run from 5pm to 8pm through the summer. Town Green in Old Downtown Windsor. 707.838.7285.

Marin County Corte Madera This year-round market is held every Wednesday from noon to 5pm in the Town Center, Tamalpais and Highway 101, center courtyard. 415.382.7846. Fairfax With its fierce devotion to sustainability, this market opens on May 7 and runs Wednesday from 4pm to 8pm at Bolinas Park, 124 Bolinas Road. 415.472.6100. www.marinfarmersmarket.org.

Larkspur Running Saturdays from 10am to 2pm. Ends last week in October. Ferry Building Parking lot. Larkspur Landing Circle. 415.382.7846. Mill Valley Every Friday beginning June 5 and ending last week in October, running from 9am to 1pm. Blithedale at Lomita. 415.382.7846. Novato Look for this market to commence on Tuesdays beginning May 5, running 4pm to 8pm through September. Grant Avenue, old downtown. 415.472.6100. www.marinfarmersmarket.org Pt. Reyes Station The West Marin farm market is a Saturday affair, running from 9am to 1pm. Runs June 27â&#x20AC;&#x201C;Nov. 7. Tobyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Feed Barn, 15479 State Route 1, Pt. Reyes Station. 415.669.9932. Ross Valley A new market, this one serves residents of Ross, Kentfield and San Anselmo and is slated for Thursdays from 3pm to 7pm, beginning May 29 and running to the last week of October. Ross Commons at the Post Office. 415.382.7846 San Rafael Year-round markets at the Marin County Civic Center are a community bastion. Look for them on Thursdays and Sundays, from 8am to 1pm. Sundays in the Marin County Civic Center parking lot and Thursday in the Veterans Memorial parking lot. 415.472.6100. www. marinfarmersarket.org. Also, the family affair that is the Thursday Night Market has already begun and runs from 6pm to 9pm though Sept. 24. Fourth Street, between B Street and Cijos. 415.492.8007. Sausalito This market opens May 8 and runs every Friday from 4pm to 8pm through Oct. 31. New location in the Bank of America Parking lot on Bridgeway. 415.382.7846. Tam Valley This market starts May 19 and is every Tuesday 3pm to 7pm. Tennessee Valley Road off of Highway 1 at Marin Street. 415.382.7846.

Napa County Calistoga Spring is officially sprung in Calistoga on Saturday, May 2, with a market that runs Saturdays from 8:30am to noon through Oct. 31. Now located in Sharpsteen Plaza, across from City Hall, 1235 Washington St. 707.942.8892. Napa Saturday- and Tuesday-morning markets in Napa begin on May 2 from 7:30am to noon and run through October. This yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s market is focused on sustainable, organic and artisanal goods and has a new location at the Napa Valley Wine Train, 1275 McKinstry Street in the Oxbow District. 707.252.7142. Meanwhile, the fillthe-streets fun of the Chef â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Market kicks off on a new day, overtaking downtown streets on Thursdays, and running May 21 through July 30 from 5pm to 9pm. Downtown Napa, between First and the Oxbow Public Market. 707.257.0322. St. Helena Look for this market every Friday, May 1 to Oct. 30, from 7:30am to noon. Crane Park, Crane Avenue at Grayson Avenue. 707.486.2662. Unconfirmed farmers markets about which we could not goose a call back or get more info include those in Monte Rio and Forestville. Please send details on those markets to calendar@bohemian.com and weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll get them listed.


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n difficult economic times, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s valuable to look at ancient cultures to see how they fared in adversity. Sometimes the resulting food is rather spectacular. Take pizza. Why is pizza such perfect food? Maybe because itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s so very old. Maybe because it wasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t developed by some random R&D team, but rather through experimentation by generation after generation of hungry folks. Maybe itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s because it reduces a meal to good, solid, basic elements that deeply satisfy. Bread is one of the oldest foods and dates back to at least Neolithic times. The practice of adding other stuff to bread can be found throughout antiquity. The ancient Greeks had a flatbread that was eaten with toppings that probably included herbs, onions and garlic. And in Virgilâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s epic poem The Aenied (written, oh, about 19 B.C.E.), he refers to bread as an edible plate. Talk about a long, slow, trend movement. Love that. Now, if you want to taste a benchmark, you may wish to go to Italy, where, it turns out, they waited until recently (the 1980s, just in the nick of time) to formalize some nearly ancient, deeply solid traditions. It was the feisty Neapolitans, the people in and around Naples, who brought it all into focus and format. Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re a people and itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a city well-versed in good times and bad times. A lot like now.

The fabled Antica Pizzeria Portâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Alba in Naples is said to be the worldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s first pizzeria. Rumor (or history) has it that they started making the magic pie in about 1738 and sold it from an open-air stand straight through until some time in 1830, at which point they evolved into a restaurant with indoor and outdoor seating, which is where they still make and sell boatloads of extraordinary pizza to this day. What makes a perfect pizza? The Association Verace Pizza Napoletana has some pretty basic ideasâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;rules, actuallyâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; that in fact do ensure that what gets called a pizza is indeed the real deal. Wood The pizza must be cooked by wood. Gas, coal or electric ovens do not conform to tradition. You never get the right blistering or that lightly smoky finish. Ingredients 00 flour, San Marzano tomatoes, all natural fior-di-latte or buffalo mozzarella, fresh basil, salt and yeast. Only fresh, all natural, nonprocessed ingredients are acceptable. Variations are fun and tasty, but for me itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a simple Neapolitan (tomato, buffalo mozzarella and basil) or itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a no-go. Technique Hand-worked or low-speedmixed dough. Proper work surface (usually slab or marble) and oven temp (800 F). Cranky or even hammy show cooks not required. Review A designated representative of the association must assure that the ingredients, technique and final product conform to the tradition. Around 1830 (maybe just after the grand opening party for the indoor seating of the Antica Pizzeria Portâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Alba), the French writer Alexandre Dumas described pizza as the

only food of the humble people in Naples during winter, and wrote that in those days it was flavored with oil, tallow (pork fat), cheese, tomato or anchovies. All throughout Campania you see those core ingredients on happy and natural display. Their elongated tomatoes are grown in the rich volcanic soil of Vesuvius and get hung under rafters away from the rain and wind to gently dry. The arugula seems to be peeking out everywhere (on menus, that is), and the mozzarella fairly pops out of the water buffalo nearby. We have all those ingredients hereâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;even the water buffalo. They roam along the Sierra foothills and give the milk that the folks at Bubalus, Bubalis in Gardena, Calif., turn it into oozing, milky balls. We can do it. And one good thing about this drought we seem to be facing is that dry farming, especially of delicious tomatoes, is sure to increase. On a recent trip to Italyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s pizza heartland, I visited a place that sold pizza by the meter. Two toppings per nearly three-foot expanse. The place was clean and big, and the pizza, a bit thicker than that had at other places, was delicious. But clearly this could have been ground zero for bad American pizza, could have been where â&#x20AC;&#x153;conceptâ&#x20AC;? escaped and ran amok, producing fun and life and profits and lousy pizza; but it was still shockingly delicious. As we emerge from what has felt to many like a frightening economic nuclear winter, many of us are hopeful about whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s to come. Certainly, our regional bounty of intensely flavorful foodstuffs can be part of the value systems realignment that the world really needs to address. Simple pleasures may well be priceless. And these days, simpler seems so much more right and yet so much harder to do. But so very worth the trouble.

Crusty Bubbles Rosso Pizzeria & Wine Bar Want to have great pizza without leaving town (or region)? Go, as I often do, to Rosso. The right dough, allowed to rise (some say for 11 hours; some, 12 and 1/2) just so, with only a drizzle of olive oil, some ripe, slightly dry tomatoes and maybe some peppery arugula. Or mozzarella and tomato sauce. Not much more. 53 Montgomery Drive, Santa Rosa. 707.544.3221.â&#x20AC;&#x201D;Clark Wolf Pizzeria Picco This pizzeria also offers Strauss soft-serve ice cream, making for the perfect pairing. 320 Magnolia Ave., Larkspur. 415.945.8900.â&#x20AC;&#x201D;C.W. Filippiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pizza Grotto If you just need to feed in a kid-friendly place in Napa, relax. You really can slum it after all. Filippiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s is where the soccer team goes after a big game, where neighbors talk across tables about the other neighborsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; divorce or the city council meeting last night, and where a kid you donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t know might crawl under your table and get back to his parents at his leisure (after asking you for a bite of that garlic toast). This is one of those places decorated with black-and-white photographs of old Italian grandmothers, so you might believe youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re getting just-off-the-boat-Italian rather than the corporate-approved fare thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s exactly the same in their nine other Northern California locations. But who cares? Your kid gets lots of spaghetti and

lots of opportunity to act like a kid, and you can always enhance the undistinguished pizza with beer or wine. Be careful when ordering water, however. One night my son and I asked for tap water and got iced water with a surprise ingredient. So when you need aqua, just say, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Tap water, please, no iceâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;and hold the salt.â&#x20AC;? 645 First St., Napa. 707.254.9700.â&#x20AC;&#x201D;Juliane Poirier Locke Azzurro Pizzeria E Enoteca I do not group this place with pizza restaurants, even though it does have the word â&#x20AC;&#x153;pizzeriaâ&#x20AC;? in the name. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s just too good: the service, the food, the attitude, the place. I think of it as pizza by grownups for grownups, even though Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve hauled my kid in there on a few occasions, and he loves it, too. But kids are not the audience for this place. They canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t appreciate the wine and beer selections. They canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t grasp that itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s all about excellent, relaxed and sophisticated . . . well, pizza dining. When someone told me about the manciata signature dishâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;salad on a hot pizza bread, folded and eaten taco-styleâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;it sounded so lame that I put off my first visit to Azzurro entirely. Now Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m hooked. I broke down in a weak moment and ordered the spinach manciata. Amazing. Now I order it every time. Everything on the menu is good here, and the chrome-and-steel aesthetic is stylish and loudish, creating an upbeat and even boisterous atmosphere in which to sip very nice wines and very cold beers while talking to adults. 1260 Main St., Napa. 707.255.5552.â&#x20AC;&#x201D;J.P.L. Pizzeria Tra Vigne Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s usually a really bad sign when a commercial spot leafs through near-seasonal name changes while still hawking the same product. Thankfully, such is not the case with St. Helenaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pizzeria Tra Vigne (PTV), formerly known as lots of other pizzerias, with bloodlines and tentacles reaching into Santa Rosa, PBS and even the Food Network. A recent cross-mountain foray confirmed that itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s still possible to find top-notch, crisp and chewy, woodfire-blistered pizza amid the vines and hydrangeas of way expensive Napa Valley. And to think PTV hasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t even changed names since the last visit. At $12.95 the spicy and sweet saucy tang of PVTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 12-inch margherita comes equipped with both scorched and bubbly mozzarella and a side of fresh coarsely chopped basil. The sight before first bite reminds that though this earth be round, heaven is molten stuff on crisp flat bread. Drop by in nice weather and accompany your fare with a bit of dappled sunshine on the restaurantâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s adjacent deck. Or have a beer after work with a game of stick and round ball on the big screen. Though PTV may seem all melting cheeses, upscale veggies and pricey meats strategically placed upon a scientifically sound surface of baked starch and gluten, the proprietors appreciate that humankind lives not on hot pies alone. They serve up a mean piadine, for example, which, while also an oven baked flatbread with salad placed topside, does have a catchy and distinctive name and is technically no pie. I think. 1016 Main St. (Highway 29), St. Helena. 707.967.9999.â&#x20AC;&#x201D;P. Joseph Potocki

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divorce and old age. The show ran for more than a decade in New York, and is now finally trickling down to the regional, college and community theater level, where it will likely be popular for the next decade. In the Sixth Street production, under the spirited direction of Nancy Prebilich, with fine musical direction by Chris Alexander, the strong cast of four tackle each new segment with energy, invention and considerable singing chops. Joining Allison Marcom (featured in past Sixth Street productions of Sweet Charity, Bye-Bye Birdie and The Music Man) and Peter Downey (Oklahoma) are two newcomers to this stage, Patrick Barresi and Amie Shapiro. Together, they form a seamless, well-balanced ensemble unit (though the microphone levels could have been better balanced on the night I saw it; it was hard to hear all four performers when they sang together). Backed up with a firstrate musical ensemble, the show is mostly light, confectionery entertainment with a potent strain of seriousness and not-too-subtle heartache running beneath the silly setups and goof ball rhymes. And oh, those rhymes! As written by Joe DePietro and Jimmy Roberts, the song lyrics are frequently hilarious. In an early bit where two couples endure the endlessly boring first-date chatter of their dinner partners, the line â&#x20AC;&#x153;I canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t believe heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s talking stillâ&#x20AC;? is rhymed with â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m gonna need a scotch refill!â&#x20AC;? In the second actâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s show-stopping country-western number â&#x20AC;&#x153;Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride,â&#x20AC;? where a serial bridesmaid sings about all the horrible dresses sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s collected, the word â&#x20AC;&#x153;satinâ&#x20AC;? ends up paired with â&#x20AC;&#x153;makes me look fat in,â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;taffetaâ&#x20AC;? pairs with â&#x20AC;&#x153;laugh at ya,â&#x20AC;? and â&#x20AC;&#x153;velourishâ&#x20AC;? (is that even a word?) is rhymed with â&#x20AC;&#x153;whorish.â&#x20AC;? The rhymes are strong even in the less goofy songs, such as the yearning â&#x20AC;&#x153;I Will Be Loved Tonight,â&#x20AC;? sung by a young woman who may have just landed a date with the love of her life, which carries the lovely lyric, â&#x20AC;&#x153;So let darkness come, â&#x20AC;&#x2122;cause that will be fine / For Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll have a soul entangled in mine.â&#x20AC;? Of the nonmusical bits, the best are a first-act routine about a poor guy suffering through a date-night, chick-flick movie; a crudely clever sketch about a law firm specializing in suing lovers for not sexually satisfying their partners; and a strong bit in which a recently divorced woman records a dating video, accidentally confessing all the things she probably shouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be. Not all of the comedic bits work so well, and the show has an overlong feel to it, but the slow spots never last long, and the whole thing wraps up in high-spirited fashion with the title song, with its jaunty refrain, â&#x20AC;&#x153;I keep coming back, I keep coming back.â&#x20AC;? While I Love You, Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re Perfect, Now Change clearly wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be everyoneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s cup of tea, I wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be surprised if this entertaining show inspires numbers of people, those all too familiar with the addictive highs and lows of love, to keep coming back for more.

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while bloodless, is almost pornography. The herbivore succumbs as much as she is killed, in ultra slow motion. One feels bad about the outcome, but not that bad. As Orwell wrote, â&#x20AC;&#x153;You canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t look at a gazelleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s hindquarters without thinking of mint sauce.â&#x20AC;? Disneyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s primacy in nature documentaries is a subject Neil Gabler examines in his recent biography of Walt Disney. In the 1940s, Disney had an encounter with Stanford president David Starr Jordan, an expert on the fur-seal territory debate between Japan and Russia. Thus, Disney decided to make a documentary on the seal islands of the North Pacific. Disneyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s inspiration was to cut out most of the human factor: â&#x20AC;&#x153;More seals,â&#x20AC;? he kept cabling to the photographers in the Arctic. RKO Studios, Disneyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s regular distributor, didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t see the percentage in it. Neither did Roy Disney, Waltâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s partner and brother: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Who wants to look at seals playing house on a bare rock?â&#x20AC;? Hindsight shows how many people did. Gabler writes, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Seal Island would become the model not only for Disney documentaries but for nature documentaries generally: a strong plot, anthropomorphized animals with emotions imputed into them, and a musical track . . . which made the documentaries into real-life cartoons.â&#x20AC;? And so forth, on to the non-Disney hit March of the Penguins. Disneyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Earth sticks with the successful formula. When we see a pride of lions lapping water together, their heads squeezed closer by a telescopic lens, they look as conspiratorial as the Clanton Gang. Time magazine film critic Richard Schickel writes, â&#x20AC;&#x153;There is no moral hierarchy among the species, and the business of cuing response through music, narration and film editing . . . leads to this sort of ranking by the spectator that is reprehensible.â&#x20AC;? Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the downside of Disneyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Earth all over; the technology has improved brilliantly, but the formula is same-old, sameold. Here is more rumbling narrator and more overwrought music. (We hear Celtic keening when a prey animal gets it in the neck.) We sometimes learn a little something about the land; we hear weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re in the Himalayas, the Serengeti or the New Guinea habitat of the aptly named birds of paradise. Maybe the most stunning part of this film is the mating dance of the superb bird of paradise, flashing its neon-bright, iridescent turquoise feathers, but the scene is marred by gag writing. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Git down!â&#x20AC;? Jones jokes as a different bird of paradise dances. To the organizationâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s credit, Disney bites the bullet: â&#x20AC;&#x153;The planet is warming,â&#x20AC;? Jones says, leaving no room for backpedaling in this noncontroversial noncontroversy. But the ending is happyâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;they always are in the critter shows. Always, delicate creatures make narrow, unlikely escapes, signifying the fate of a whole endangered species: â&#x20AC;&#x153;The marmoset is safe . . . for tonight. But how long can the whiskered monkeys of Venezuela hold their dominion against the invasion of man?â&#x20AC;? On the one hand, it reminds the gentle viewer of how many of the earthâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s creatures are hanging on by a thread; on the other hand, it assures these viewers that some providence will look out for them. And so to bed.

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power chords, distortion and dirty blues solos, making for the boldest sound in his catalogue. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Native New Yorkerâ&#x20AC;? has the biggest Neil stamp on it, with its heavy guitar stroll and Jonesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; piercing keys seemingly mimicking Youngâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s famous falsetto tenor. But Jones presents many moods throughout the record, including the serene love letter to his wife, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Nan.â&#x20AC;? Here he plays chiming acoustic guitar, electric guitar and, of course, the organ, which sustains the gorgeous two-minute piece with astoundingly communicative melodies. While his distinctive soloing may evoke great jazzmen, Jonesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s accessibility is afforded by his concise rock â&#x20AC;&#x2122;nâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; roll song structures, evinced here in his covers of Outkastâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Hey Yaâ&#x20AC;? and Tom Waitsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; â&#x20AC;&#x153;Get Behind the Mule,â&#x20AC;? the latter presented in a kinetic, brilliantly plodding arrangement. The expressiveness of Jonesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; playing makes one hardly miss the lyrics. This instrumental success reaches its zenith in the epic, slavery-themed title track, whose relentless drums and grinding guitars aid Jonesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; extended organ solos in a narrative thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s damn near understandable. In addition to his renewed creativity, the soul veteran has brought imagination back to rock â&#x20AC;&#x2122;nâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; roll. Also returning with his first solo album in eons is Allen Toussaint, a New Orleans legend whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s become even more synonymous with the city in recent years. Since Hurricane Katrina left him homeless, heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s kept busy in exile with club residencies in New York and a cathartic high-profile album and tour with Elvis Costello, 2006â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s The River in Reverse. The gorgeously sequenced The Bright Mississippi is a collection of blues numbers that poignantly mirror Toussaintâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s current transience and break from the Professor Longhair discipleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sprightly pieces. The dozen jazz and gospel standards revisitâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;or are haunted byâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;his fragmented hometown. From beginning to end, the album is a chiefly somber affair, with Toussaint leading his group through what seems like an extended jazz funeral. The opening track, Sidney Bechetâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Egyptian Fantasy,â&#x20AC;? seems ominous and foreboding thanks to Don Byronâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s leaden clarinet and a more pronounced marching beat. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Dear Old Southlandâ&#x20AC;? brings the mood down with a slower tempo and Nicolas Paytonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s longing trumpet. â&#x20AC;&#x153;St. James Infirmaryâ&#x20AC;? confirms the somber theme, but throughout the set Toussaintâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s iconic secondline piano perseveres. The traditional hymn â&#x20AC;&#x153;Just a Closer Walk with Theeâ&#x20AC;? serves as the albumâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s turning point, with Toussaintâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s tickled ivories sounding like the sunlight after a long storm and making way for a cheery title track by Thelonius Monk. The sense of resolution that is the epilogue to The Bright Mississippi is not a naĂŻve one. While Toussaint feels hopeful about emerging from the darkness, his journey remains a lonely one. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Sometimes I feel so weary traveling through life alone,â&#x20AC;? he laments in â&#x20AC;&#x153;Long, Long Journey,â&#x20AC;? the albumâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sole vocal track, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a long, long journey, and I canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t make it on my own.â&#x20AC;? The album ends perfectly with a sparse â&#x20AC;&#x153;Solitudeâ&#x20AC;? with Toussaintâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s isolated piano fighting through the familiar melody. These two triumphant new records give us no choice but to respect our elders. Booker T. Jones and Allen Toussaint can still justifiably boast, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Back in my day, we didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t need lyrics.â&#x20AC;?


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Exhibitors and Vendors Wanted! Sonoma County Showcase, Sat., May 30, 11AM - 5PM, Grace Pavilion Building, Sonoma County Fairgrounds, Santa Rosa. Free public admission & parking. 200 exhibitors, entertainment, food, beverages, door prizes. Events Unlimited, 707-527-7563. www.sonomacoeventsunlimited.com.

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Freestone Fermentation Festival Artisan foods, alchemical speakers, hands-on exhibits, dynamic music. Sample fermented foods including bread, cheese, pickles, drinks from local producers. Learn about fermentation from displays and exhibits. Salmon Creek School, 1935 Bohemian Hwy, Freestone. $5 admission. $5 parking. www.freestonefermentationfestival.com

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Black Cat Bar & Humble Pie Restaurant Music, Drink Specials, Seriously Delicious Food! Open Mic Wednesday nights, Sunday Brunch, a must try! The Black Cat is located at 10056 Main St., Penngrove, 707.793.9480. Check it out now!

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