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The WICKED ANGELS are a group of independent models and dancers that have formed a group to help enhance their portfolio’s and career paths as models.

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Wicked Angels group is a non profit organization that connects businesses with models throughout the United States with a heavy concentration in the Dallas/Fort Worth area.

Modeling esperience ranges from runway, print ads, trade shows, car shows, photo shoots, selling merch, promoting company services/products, bike washes, customer relations, commercial advertising, radio interviews, and more.

See them perform at the Sin (Black Friday) Event at The Church on Friday, November 26th.

Dancers range in experience from burlesque, tribal, belly dance, back



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Also appearin this weekend at the SIN (Black Friday) Event is Gloryhole Productions. Gloryhole is an edgy, erotic produc-

tion company specializing in kinky burlesque, performance art, and bdsm entertainment, as well as events and private parties. We accept bookings for parties, fetish events, Leather events and contests, conferences, and modeling/promotions. Keep an eye out for our major events as well as underground par-



ties. the gloryhole girls The infamous GHGs will knock your kinky socks off. With their devious mixtures of burlesque and BDSM play, they’ll tease and titillate you, then kick someone’s

ass! Twitter us @GloryholeGirls Gmail us @GholeProductions Like us @Facebook

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Owner and head producer of Gloryhole Productions.

girlonpiano is a goddess child born of an illicit affair between Athena and Aphrodite. Part diva, part academic masochist, her favorite hobbies are

I identify as a Leatherdyke; you can call me queer, Leather, princess, performer, musician, educator, student, model, and a million more words that individually describe and collectively define.

hula-hooping, leaping tall buildings in a single bound, scalping fundamentalists, and spanking insolent pin-up girls. She spends her days roaming libraries and her nights working street corners, and is close to perfecting the art of stripping while playing the piano.

I am a total academic, the quintessential bookworm-turned-deviant. I’m a doctoral student and am involved with several academic research teams right now. I am on the Advisory Council for the Woodhull Freedom Foundation, which is a non-profit organization that works to affirm sexual freedom as a fundamental human right. I’m also an instructor in the Dallas Mentors’ Training Program, and I teach for the Council of Tribes Advanced Topics Program. I present educational workshops on a variety of topics, including research, personality, kinky sign language, and multicultural/diversity issues at a variety of events and conferences. Workshop descriptions and my schedule are posted under the links to the left.

If you’re looking for the wildest entertainment, events, and projects, check us out Gloryhole Productions! You can also check out my website SexInPower

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Chase is a figment of your imagination. At any given moment Chase is everywhere and nowhere, but can usually be found wrangling filth in the vast plains of the internet. Any spare time is spent herding and hogtying stray cowgirls, stockpiling arms for the zombie apocalypse, and becoming endlessly distracted by reflective surfaces. finickymuse is part mild-mannered lion tamer, part artist’s muse, and part vicious librarian. These occupations, of course are only the alter-egos to her true identity as Anti-Abstinence Only superhero. On her days off she can usually be found making crocheted tampons , wrangling small animals, or shocking the neighbors. PaigeTSinDFW is the nom-de-pros-

tituée of the educator and sex worker responsible for such tragedies as the KFC Double Down sandwich and Miley Cyrus’ popularity. When not plotting the collapse of the republic under the weight of its own debauchery, she tries to lose weight, publish novels, and to sneak into burlesque reviews as a dancer. She maintains a gorgeous, late Jacobethan tower where Googlemaps claims that “here be dragonnes”, and trains her flying monkeys to steal pretty girls’ shoes while flinging poo at them.

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WOMAN’S PERFECT BREAKFAST She’s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

WOMEN’S REVENGE ‘Cash, check or charge?’ I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. ‘So, do you always carry your TV remote?’ I asked. ‘No,’ she replied, ‘but my husband refused to come shopping with me, And I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally..’

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN’S PERSPECTIVE) I know I’m not going to understand women.. I’ll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, Pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,

if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife..

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !

She directs him down the correct aisle.


A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

A man and his wife were having an argument about who

She says, confused, ‘Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

And then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.

To get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco

The husband said, ‘You are in charge of cooking around here and

And some rolling papers; cause it’s sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper.

You should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.’

So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... So does she.

Wife replies, ‘No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.’

(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)

WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and

‘Can you name your wife’s favorite flower?’ Tom leaned over, touched his wife’s arm gently and whispered, ‘It’s Pillsbury, isn’t it?

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.. The sales girl notices him and asks him



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at 5:0 0 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, ‘Please wake me at 5:00 AM.’ He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, ‘It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.’ Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece

The husband asked sarcastically, ‘Relatives of yours?’ ‘Yep,’ the wife replied, ‘in-laws.’

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day....

He addressed the man,

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says ‘HEBREWS’

Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,


‘It is essential that husbands and wives know each other’s likes and dislikes.’

Husband replies, ‘I can’t believe that, show me.’

and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Neither of them wanted to concede their position.


Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,

The wife said, ‘You should do it because you get up first,

He answers, ‘You see, it’s like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store

And still be afraid of a spider.

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,

Should brew the coffee each morning..

A man and his wife were having some problems at home

30,000 to a man’s 15,000. The wife replied, ‘The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, ‘What?’

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Bianca Beauchamp is currently scorching screens in a new online show called Heroes Of The North. It tells the tale of a group of Canadian kick-asses whose job is to protect the world from an evil terrorist organisation named Medusa, which is led by sinister Nazi scientist Dr Joseph Mengele. Bianca plays a villainous bad gal assassin called Crimson. “My

character has no morals and will slay just about anyone – she goes where the money is,” purrs Bianca. “She looks like Little Red Riding Hood, but her personality is closer to that of the Big Bad Wolf.” Crimson’s good-looking, dogooder enemies include the heroes Fleur De Lys, played by former UFC Octagon Girl Edith Labelle, and Nordik, played by model Vanessa Blouin, as well as some suitably muscle-bound male characters, all of whom come wrapped in rubber.

leather or going down the cheesy spandex route. I didn’t choose rubber specifically to please fetishists, although the plot deals with mature subject matter and doesn’t shy away from representations of sexuality or violence. I’m tired of political correctness. When I originally came up with the idea for a live-action superhero series with a uniquely Canadian viewpoint, I was approached by people who wanted to turn it into a TV show, but that placed too many limits on how edgy I could be, so I decided to fund the whole thing myself and take it online.”

The project has expanded, and for every five video episodes, a comicbook focusing on a particular character is released. There are two videogames planned, the first of which will come out in February 2011, and this month, a novella about Nordik was also launched. It’s in the form of a journal, and includes entries spanning her formative teenage years, right up to her current baddy-whacking incarnation. Heroes Of The North dolls and DVDs are in the pipeline too. We can only imagine what special features a Bianca Beauchamp action figure might have…

Heroes Of The North creator and director Christian Viel explains, “Skin-tight latex costumes SEE MORE AT www.heroesoftproved a great way to get a convincing, slick, superhero look without spending thousands on METRO ANE


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Tom Six and Dieter Laser will be joining us for a rare US appearance EXCLUSIVE to Texas Frightmare Weekend! Tom Six created and directed one of the most controversial films of all time, The Human Centipede (First Sequence), and is currently hard at work on the sequel, The Human Centipede (Full Sequence). He promises that the follow

up will be “the sickest movie of all time.” We can’t wait! Dieter Laser plays the demented surgeon Dr. Heiter in “a role portrayed so brilliantly it is sure to join Freddy, Jason, and Leatherface in the horror pantheon.” We agree and are excited to welcome him to the southwest’s premier horror convention and film festival on April 29May 1, 2011. This once in a lifetime opportunity to meet Tom Six and Dieter Laser will be EXCLUSIVE to attendees of Texas Frightmare Weekend 2011! VIP Tickets Over Half GONE! TFW 2011’s VIP passes have been



selling at a record pace this year. Over half of the 200 available are already sold and the rest won’t last much longer. Reserve yours today here! Our 2011 VIP pass includes: · Admission for all three days of the convention · Early entrance 1 hour before doors

open to general public · One autograph from one guest of your choice · VIP Goodie Bag

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THE HARD I don’t believe in luck. I believe things happen when you put yourself in the middle of events. The better training you have, the more experience you have, and the more times you insert yourself into the field of play, things are going to happen. If you know what to do when it starts goin’ on around you, that’s when you take advantage. I do believe in momentum. The more confidence you get then the more excited and energetic you become, and you start pushing. The less confidence you have, the more lethargic you become, and negativity starts pushing you. I saw the Cowboys start with confidence against the Lions, then almost as quick lost it, couldn’t get another first down the rest of the first half, and you could see the slumped shoulders of the offensive line. The second half, with a spark by a rookie returner burning ‘em, the offensive took off again. I don’t believe in fate. C’mon, in sports? A team is “fated” or “destined” to win or lose? But I do believe you can get a “sense” of how things are going. Not always, and maybe not right away, but sometimes. We certainly got a sense of how the season was going to be weird for several teams that were “supposed” to win, like Dallas, Denver, Cincy, and so forth.



That sense can start out one way and end up another. Like the Cowboys first drive was a great one. There were no incompleted passes, lots of successful runs, and it ended with a touchdown. That gave everyone the “sense” that Dallas was going to rule the day. What happened next? Detroit kept Dallas from getting another first down the rest of the half forcing several three and outs, and pretty much dominated the play and reminded everybody of how poor the offensive line was/is. What really saved the day for the Cowboys? The defense that played a complete game against the Giants turned in another solid against Detroit. Now, what would are record look like had the defense played like this all along? So when did we finally get a “sense” that the game was changing back to the Cowboys? Well, maybe there were some exciting plays, but you really got the idea that this thing was moving in Dallas’s direction with the penalties. The penalties that the Lions kept getting, and especially when they were given the wrong one for pulling Barber’s hair. That, over anything else, gave us the sense that this was coming around. And the fourth quarter was a gem of that happening. Luck, momentum, fate, sense’s, beer (oops), lookin’ good in front of your

gal, hey, they all “feel” like they’re a part of winning and losing. Maybe I don’t believe in ‘em, but nobody said anything about superstitions, and I have certain socks and T’s I wear for each and every game. NFL Updates Are the Eagles not just the best team in the NFC East, but the NFC? Nice question but I think the answer to that is pffttt. If you go strictly off the record, yeah, they’re the best in the East, and they’re tied for second overall in the conference with four other teams. What do I think of ‘em? I think that offensive line is still weak and when the Giants finally decided to put pressure on Vick, it showed exactly how truly vulnerable Philly is. Vick has always made poor decisions under pressure and he’s showed he hasn’t changed that. The Falcons, Saints, Buc’s, Packers, and Bears all have a say in who’s gonna take King of the NFC and Philly’s gonna lose that battle. Vikings new interim head coach Frazier says he’ll still play Favre. That, folks, tells you all there is about what they think of Tavaris Jackson’s ability to run that offense and be a top tier QB. Ok, nobody wants serious injuries, but where do you think Cleveland is if that hadn’t happened to the two starters above Colt McCoy? The teams excited, the city’s excited, and the Dog Pound’s excited. They’re finally playing real football and both GM Holmgren and Coach Mangini have real jobs to do. Next year finally means something. And just a wee tad away you have

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the Bengals. Can any team be any worse or more embarrassed (and embarrassing) than these guys? Rumor has it that all team wives have joined the Widows and Orphans organization ‘cause nobody can find their husbands. NFL Week 11 Review Well, we’ve been dancing around it for the whole season and still can’t hit it: normal. Nope, looks like it’s still gonna be a tad before we get into a normal NFL season. And depending on what team you’re supporting, hey, it’s been either a really fun ride or a horror show. Peyton looked merely mortal in his growing number of losses against the Patriots. They’re 6-4 and in the hunt, but even landing a wild card’s beginning to look a little slim. Tampa Bay looks playoff bound, probably a wild card. The Rams are still in contention for the NFC West and a wild card, which tells you just how weak the NFC is this year. The Cardinals are suffering from a lack of preparation. Yep, they wouldn’t believe what was in front of their own eyes with Leinart so when Kurt retired they went into a downward spiral. The Packers are still hanging in, but I don’t believe them either. Not deep into the playoffs, anyway. NFL Week 12 Thursday, Nov 25 11:30 CST Patriots (8-2, road 3-2) at Lions (2-8, home 2-2). This is a trap game for New England.

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3:15 CST

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Saints (7-3, road 3-1) at Cowboys (3-7, home 1-4). New Orleans is revenge minded for last year, but Dallas can spoil that if they maintain. 7:30 CST Bengals (2-8, road 1-4) at Jet’s (8-2, home 3-2). Being stuffed with turkey and having had two really good early games, you have permission to sleep through this mess. Sunday, Nov 28, noon CST Outta six you got two dogs, two ok, and two that’ll charge your batteries. Panthers (1-9) at Browns (3-7, home 2-3); and, Steelers (7-3, road 4-1) at Bills (2-8, home 1-4). These give turkey a bad name. Titans (5-5, road 3-2) at Texans (4-6, home 2-3); and, Vikings (3-7, road 0-5) at Redskins (5-5, home 2-3). Both Tennessee and Washington need wins. It’s Sunday, the fowl’s foul, and you’re ready for some beef steak. Buddy, you’ll get it with these two. Jag’s (6-4, road 2-2) at Giants (6-4, home 3-2); and, Packers (7-3, road 3-2) at Falcons (8-2, home 5-0). Jacksonville has overcome early troubles and is climbing while the Giants are choking. The Packers are visiting the hottest home team in the NFL, that says it all. 3 o’clock games Five for the afternoon with one stinker, two ok, and a couple of serious bangers. Rams (4-6, road 0-4) at Broncos (3-7, home 2-3). Denver can’t get much worse. Dolphins (5-5, road 4-1) at Raiders (5-5, home 4-1); and, Chiefs (6-4, road 1-4) at Seahawks (5-5, home 3-1). Any chance Oakland or Miami has of a wild card comes out of this game, so the fights on. Kansas City now has both



Oakland and San Diego hot on their heels so have to pound Seattle.

Roger Duluth

Buckle your seat belts ‘cause these are gonna get rugged.

Philly’s flyin’ high and they’re fixin’ to soar into a Chicago stadium filled with a non pastry bear claw. The Eagles are about to get a real test for Michael Vick against the Bears defense, which is for very much real.

Roger: You were wrong then and you’re still wrong. He got them to the NFC Conference Championship last year, that was no accident. If you ever figure out how to watch a football game you’ll know that Favre has been playing his best, for this year, and his skills have markedly declined. Favre’s massive ego brought him back, but not until after training camp, which caused a huge problem. Childress, and the Vikings team, duh, needed Favre to be in camp to practice with, because of injuries, a different set of receivers. He didn’t do that which meant the first few games became the “practice” and all those losses began to tear the team down. Childress is the scapegoat.

7:30 CST


Two top AFC rivals matching two top AFC QB’s.

Two Dogs: My man Vince Young is overright and the Fishman needs firing. Fisher more wants to be right instead of doing right for the team. Make him canned fish and put VY in.

Buc’s (7-3, road 4-1) at Ravens (7-3, home 4-0); and, Eagles (7-3, road 4-1) at Bears (7-3, home 3-2). A young and fire filled Tampa team is heading into Baltimore’s buzz saw. What’s more, the Buc’s don’t care about the Ravens rep. Man the cannons.

Chargers (5-5, road 1-4) at Colts (6-4, home 4-0). Manning comes home from a last minute loss to Brady and the Patriots only to face Phillip Rivers and the Chargers. Indy’s chance here is that San Diego’s defense is not New Englands, their only problem is that their defense isn’t either and that’s what Rivers is attacking. Monday Night Football You might as well volunteer to wash the dog because that’ll be more exciting. 49ers (3-7, road 0-4) at Cardinals (3-7, home 2-2). Arizona’s collapse was more predictable, but San Francisco’s the more tragic. Readers Response: Two Dogs: I told you Childress wouldn’t cut it as Minnesota’s head coach two years ago but you backed him up. I guess you were wrong, can you finally admit it? And Favre will now be able to play at his best.

Tony Beale Street Tony: Over right? Is that more right than right? Young is still behaving like an emotional adolescent, has not learned at all what professional means, and still makes poor decisions on and off the field. Oh, maybe that’s why owner Bud Adams likes him. TD Two Dogs: Will Mike Singletary be back as the Forty Niners coach? I have a load of respect for him as a man, ex player, and a coach. Sean Waco Sean: It’s possible, but the York brothers will probably blame their ineptitude on

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him and give him the boot. He got saddled with a very bad quarterback situation, they didn’t draft for one and wouldn’t trade for one, and there’s no getting around that. TD Two Dogs: Is there any chance for my Vikings to get something, anything, good out of this season? Anne Dallas Anne: Well, they just lost starting right guard Anthony Herrera with a torn ACL. It is kind to say that that offense was struggling before, but now, well, Favre’s open to more attacks. It’s also now apparent that T-Jack isn’t the answer to the future. Sorry, darlin’, but good luck in the draft. TD Two Dogs: Are the Cowboys serious about playing Romo this season? Has Jones completely lost his mind? Why not let Kitna finish it out and not disrupt the rhythm? Felicia Cedar Hill Felicia: Jones is hoping Romo can return so the team can end the year on a positive note, regardless of what Kitna and the team are doing. Jones said he thinks of it more as when Tony’s ready than how Kitna’s been playing. I think that’s a glaring example of how Jones is more of a marketing man than the football man he wants to be known as. It’s probably bugging Romo that Kitna’s gotten more out of this team than he did, and any further successes are only going to grate deeper in him. Maybe Romo’s needs to find out what being a real leader means before he comes back. Pat “Two Dogs” Snow

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Edenlust is dark. Edenlust is light. Edenlust is love. Edenlust is hate. Edenlust brings you the feelings most hide from the world, through song. Edenlust steals your heart then gives it back in elegant pieces. The world is dark... ...beautiful... ...destructive... We are your voice. We are your escape.

After that the band began to book more shows around the DFW Texas area at venues such as, Rock Dogs in Ft. Worth Texas and O’Riley’s in Dallas Texas, They are now looking to expand their touring to the mid west.

Members: TORRIN - Vocals, Taylor Dennis -Guitars, Nick Klinger - Bass, Justyn Darnell - Keys EDENLUST Radio/Press-Taylor Dennis-281-853-4580 Vinnie Parma-972-875-9787

“EDENLUST was formed in 2009 as a 5 piece Dark Melodic Metal Band. The band took off playing their first show at Rock Star in Ft. Worth Texas with impressive crowds,theatrical entrances and bloody surprises on stage.



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Main Contacts/Booking- Taylor Dennis-281-853-4580 Vinnie Parma-972-875-9787

Check them out at the SIN (Black Friday) event at The CHURCH. This Friday November 26th.

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You can also check out the band ECHELON HIGH at the SIN (Black Friday) event at The CHURCH this Friday November 26th So who are they? “What’s the most concise way to describe who we are and what we do? It will have to be explained in our sound and action. At that, what do we sound like? We are the heartbeat of an overpass as the angry midday traffic simulates the blood-flow of a sleepless city. That annoying ringing in your ears that just seems to get louder and more excruciating the more you try to ignore it. The hate of a generation that believes in nothing and objects to the beliefs of the other. The fading life in a



young girl’s eyes as she strives unnecessarily to be loved and noticed. A government that claims to love those that it silences and hates those that it lets run free. The painful cry of a million saints… Oh God, oh God! How long will the suffering continue? Echelon High is here to stay in the mainstream rock industrial scene with heavy 80’s electro-industrial synths, grungy post-hardcore guitar riffs, and controversial, thought provoking lyrics. High energy live performances only serve to further strengthen the sound and how the band is perceived.

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Catfight Fantasy Girls By: Ms. Misha MorĂŞ

A new female vs female wrestling story website has launched called Catfight Fantasy Girls. It consists of 100 percent fictional female vs female wrestling where the girls that are written about participate loosely in the character process. Catfight Fantasy Girls appeals to fans of female combat, female wrestling, and fans of female domination and fetish.

For more information on Catfight Fantasy Girls, check out www.catfight-

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The girls involved will sometimes participate in extracurricular activities such as scripted matches based on the written matches, or real wrestling matches where the fans fund the battle based on stipulations. The winners are determined each month by a fan vote, as the winners and losers of the stories will always be determined by the fans themselves. Here is the current roster for Catfight Fantasy Girls: * April Hunter * Ariel X * Bridgetta Tomarchio * Chasey Lain * Christine Dupree * Jewell Marceau * Michelle Collier * Oynx * Samantha Grace * Shannon Kelly * Tanya Danielle * Trisha Uptown



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Who’s Touching You This Thanksgiving? Going into this holiday week, there seems to be a great uproar over the newly enhanced airline security screening procedures. “Don’t touch my junk” pat downs, accompanied by x-ray vision style full body scans. Why, you can see right through the clothes, down to the curve of the boob and the length of the unit. Now I know there are plenty of legitimately alarmed civil libertarians out there, but could it also be that the guys who are yelling the loudest about these TSA full body scans might just have little penises?

to passively resist. If the TSA agents find themselves rebuffed by the generic white male business traveler, it might be time for the authoritarian government to bring their old high school coaches out of retirement and let them crack the whip, or blow the whistle, or whatever. A virtual battalion of Mr. Woodcocks, looking to exact their revenge on a true Tea Partier’s threat to eliminate their Medicare and Social Security. Keep in mind, these old timers will have been out of the game for so long that they will have no idea that you can no longer put their hands on the weak ones, and if you try to warn them before it’s

too late, I’m just thinking...If you did have a little one, this would be an awesome time to purchase one of those “Don’t Tread On Me” t-shirts and start signing on line petitions, right? For some dudes, this has to feel like gym class all over again. With electing to fly while sweating profusely, and just pulling one’s dungarees over one’s running shorts not a viable option the way it might have been way back when, all the anxiety that 4th period brought with it has for some come crashing into the new millennium. A note from mom may have excused you from a feeling of naked vulnerability in the 20th century, but not when the latest third ranking senior member of Al Qaeda is eluding capture. Still, some frequent fliers are threatening



there is probably only a 50/50 chance that they will have a fresh battery in their hearing aid. Yeah, this could get real ugly. Speaking of ugly, thinking about my old coaches’ necks is reminding me of turkeys, and that is reminding me of Thanksgiving, which I suppose provides a nice symmetry to this holiday offering. If you are flying over the holiday weekend, and if that TSA agent takes too many liberties, just show him your promise ring so that he will know that, like The Jonas Brothers, they only person who has permission to violate your civil rights is Jesus. Log on to Follow Richard on Twitter @RichardHunter Voted America’s #1 Adult Weekly

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: : : : Down-and-outs, L.A. Zombie the victim of a A horrific yet terrific gang murder and members of an gay zombie fest that's orgy who’ve been been banned in Austra- gunned down join the ranks of the lia This gay zombie fuck-fest from controversial director Bruce LaBruce is so extreme, it’s already been banned in Australia. It’s the follow up to Otto; Or, Up with Dead People, and takes the ambiguity of that film to new, psychedelic heights.

undead courtesy of the mutant’s spunk.

As a sex-fuelled horror, it delivers in spades, but like George Romero’s Dead franchise,

A ripped-to-the-max alien zombie inexplicably walks out of the ocean and on to the streets of Los Angeles. But instead of hunting for fresh flesh to munch on, he wanders the fringes of the city, resurrecting people who’ve recently died, using his monstrous cock. It’s gross.

the film also has serious themes swimming beneath the blood and corpses. L.A. Zombie is

a metaphor for the abominable way that people who live on the edges of society are treated by others, and suggests that they may as well be the walking dead. Don’t expect a conventional narrative, though; this film tells the story visually and it’s experimental – qualities that create

a surreal atmosphere, transforming the nastiness into something sublimely poetic SUMMARY: A spunky, backspackle of a ride that’ll hit your gore trigger and make you see red.



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