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Table of Content “Terrorist Groups Operating In the Church” Page 1
“What Will You Do” Page 1
“A Date With Destiny ” Page 2
Words to Ponder Page 3
Looking Ahead Page 4
Monthly Bulletin
Terrorist Groups Operating In the Church Taken from an email
Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in many of our churches. They have been identified as: Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin. Their leader, Osama Bin Lucifer, trained these groups to destroy the Body of Christ. The plan is to come into the church disguised as Christians and to work within the church to discourage, disrupt, and destroy. However, there have been reports of a sixth group. A tiny cell known by the name Bin Prayin is actually the only effective counter
terrorism force in the church. Unlike other terrorist cells, the Bin Prayin team does not blend in with whoever and whatever comes along. Bin Prayin does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage the Body of Christ. We have noticed that the Bin Prayin cell group has different characteristics than the others. They have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, Bin Fastin, and Bin Longin for their Master, Jesus Christ to return. Which cell group do you belong to? The missing “g” is not a misprint, but artistic liberty by the writer.
Birthdays & Anniversaries Page 3
“Soak and Wet...The Blessings Flow” Page 5
The Lite Side “Ice Cold Peach Tea!” Page 6
Ministry Staff Information Page 5
Church Information Page 6
What Will We Do? Summer is officially here. And I’m there is something that moves us to loving it. But with summer comes the touch others. Prayerfully, our actions idea of “Outreach”. Of course as allow us to show Jesus to those who do Christians we are to do the Great not know Him. Commission all year long. This summer what will you do to But for some reason, churches put a make a difference in someone’s life? lot of emphasis on summertime How will you reach out to those who do outreach, most make international not know him? What will we do as missions or community revitalization a individuals? What will we do as a body? major push. Maybe it’s In some way Strongly because we have a encouraged for all members we all have a little bit more time, or responsibility to the summer weather the Great begs us to do more Commission. together to help others But let’s try to Who knows what the keep it going reason could be. beyond August. None the less,
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