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Our EasterANZAC print arrangements ● Following this pre-Easter issue of The Local Paper, there will be a two-week publishing break because of the EasterANZAC period.

There will be no issues of The Local Paper and Melbourne Observer published on April 20 and 27.

Regular weekly publishing (COVID willing) resumes on Wednesday, May 4. We take this opportunity to extend best wishes to readers and advertisers for the holiday break.

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Monitor appointed to rogue Council

● The Local Paper (Northcote Budget Edition), Feb. 2 ■ The Local Paper has provided an ongoing energetic coverage of the governance shortcomings at Darebin City Council. It predicted that the appointment of a Local Government Monitor was just around the corner.

The State Government appointed a Monitor last Friday (Apr. 8).The Monitor will support good governance and guide the Council to best serve its communities.

Local Government Minister Shaun Leane said the monitor will address concerns about governance and councillor conduct.

The monitor will work to prevent issues from escalating and support councillors to perform their duties successfully.

The monitor for Darebin City Council will also guide the council to appoint a CEO. The municipal monitor will be appointed in coming weeks and will provide regular reports to the Minister on the council’s progress and recommend any further actions.

The State Government is supporting and improving council culture throughout the state, last year conducting a wide-ranging study into what influences council culture as part of the Local Government Culture Project Mr Leane said: "We're serious about improving culture in local councils. We want to encourage positive practices and stop negative behaviour.

“Municipal monitors have proven to be effective at guiding councils to make improvements in governance that help them better serve their communities.

“We expect councillors to maintain high standards and practice good governance – which is what people rightfully expect from their elected representatives.”

Darebin City CEO Sue Wilkinson has left her position. Under her watch, planning permit applicants were banned from using The Local Paper for their advertising.

Over two years, the Council refused to answer any questions from The Local Paper. Darebin Council has tried to obstruct The Local Paper, as has the nearby Whittlesea Council, by denying any paid advertising.

Local Paper Editor Ash Long said: “After 50+ years in local newspapers, I am certain in the political truth: "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win”.

Editor to meet Guy

■ Local Paper Editor Ash Long has been invited to meet with State Opposition Leader Matthew Guy today (Wed.) at a media conference at Maroondah Reservoir, Healesville. Don’t stand too close to the dam wall, Mr Editor.

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Ticks & Crosses

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Maroondah Council is providing free adolescent immunisations for those aged between 10 to 19 years.

These vaccines are also provided through the secondary school program in Year 7 and 10 each year. Adolescents aged 12-13 years receive the following vaccines in Year 7: Human Papillomavirus (HPV) immunisation rotects against nine HPV types which cause around 90 per cent of cervical cancers in women.

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One of Australia’s biggest companies. Computershare, is currently recruiting more than 100 new staff at its newly renovated offices at Yarra Falls. Computershare was founded in 1978 as one of the city’s first start-up technology companies.

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Local News

New hockey fields at Knox ■ Works on the new hockey field at Wantirna Reserve East will be starting soon. An ceremonial sod turn by Mayor Cr Susan Laukens, Cr Marcia Timmers-Leitch (via video link) and representatives of the Knox Hockey Club has been held.

The club had to move from its home of 20 years at The Knox School to make way for new school facilities and this important sporting facility will provide a home base for the 400-strong Knox Hockey Club members.

Knox Council has been working with the club for several years to find a new home that suits their needs and chose Wantirna Reserve East for its proximity to transport, minimal impact to local residents and ability to house an appropriate facility that meets the needs of hockey.

The $3.625 million project involves the development of an International Hockey Federation-standard synthetic hockey field, with associated infrastructure on the existing football and cricket oval, replacement of the existing sports lighting with highly-efficient and focused LED units, two disabled car parking spaces, and DDA-compliant access.

The existing pavilion will be retained and become the hockey club’s new home base.

● Cr Susan Laukens, Knox Mayor

■ The Churches of North Balwyn representing seven churches of all denominations will work together to put on a public event of drama, music and prayer attended on Good Friday (Apr. 15).

The performances involve more than 100 people .

The group will march along Doncaster Rd, starting with refreshments at Rhema Chinese Church, 172 Doncaster Rd, progressing to North Balwyn Baptist Church, St Bede's Catholic Church and finishing with a display of the crosses in the North Balwyn Village car park.

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● Clocked at 154-kmh.

Greater Dandenong Highway Patrol picked up a speeding P-plater nearly double the speed limit in Springvale on Monday morning (Apr. 11). Officers were performing routine laser checks on Westall Rd when they detected a 2013 Lexus sedan travelling 154kmh in an 80kmh zone about 1.20am.

Police intercepted the vehicle and spoke to the 20-year-old driver who explained he was going out to get food. The Springvale man also furnished a positive oral fluid test for drugs. His vehicle was immediately impounded for 30 days with towing costs of $969.80. It is expected the man will be charged on summons with driving in a manner dangerous, exceeding the speed limit, drug driving and failing to display P-plates.

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Melbourne West Police caught a speeding P-plate driver on the Eastern Freeway early Sunday morning.

Officers clocked a Honda Civic ravelling at an alleged 174kmh in a 100kmh zone inbound on the freeway in Kew just after midnight. Police intercepted the vehicle and spoke to the driver, an 18-year-old woman.

Her vehicle was immediately impounded for 30 days with towing costs of $850. The Narre Warren woman is expected to be charged on summons with exceed speed and speed dangerous

● Frank Rosenfeldt

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Doncaster drug arrest ■ Three people have been arrested as part of a Taskforce Icarus investigation into the importation of methylamphetamine into Melbourne.

A 24-year-old Glen Waverley man, 36-yearold Doncaster man and a 20-year-old Bundoora man were all arrested by police in Doncaster East on Monday night (Apr. 4).

The arrests followed the attempted importation of approximately 40kg of methyl-amphetamine, which was seized and detected offshore in the United States.

The consignment was collected and transported to a residential property in Doncaster East, when Victoria Police, Australian Federal Police and Australian Border Force members made the arrests.

Police searched three vehicles the men were travelling in and seized a number of items including over 3kg of methylamphetamine, drug paraphernalia including scales, a firearm, knuckle dusters, tools, passports, radio equipment and mobile phones.

The trio were interviewed and subsequently charged with attempting to possess a commercial quantity of border-controlled drugs.

They faced Melbourne Magistrates’ Court on Tuesday (Apr. 5) and were remanded in cus-

■ Homicide Squad detectives have charged a man following the death of a man in Scoresby on Thursday night (Apr. 7).

A 30-year-old Scoresby man has been charged with one count of murder and the matter was due to be heard at Melbourne Magistrates’ Court on Friday afternoon.

The charge follows an incident at a property on Nardu Court about 11.30pm.

Police were called to the house and cordoned off the surrounding area after concerns were raised for the welfare of two people believed inside the home.

Attending police located the body of a 78year-old Scoresby man.

The parties involved are believed to be known to each other and Police are not looking for anyone further at this time.

Eastlink danger

Balwyn churches combine ● Yakup Ceyran.

Police are appealing for public as sistance to help locate Yakup Ceyran. The 38-year-old is wanted on warrant for theft-related offences. Ceyran is known to frequent Melbourne, Richmond, Craigieburn, Heidelberg and Coburg areas.

Investigators have released an image of Ceyran in the hope someone may have information on his current whereabouts. He is about 170cm tall with dark hair and tattoos on his arms.

Local Briefs Murder charge

tody. The arrest formed part of a four-month Taskforce Icarus investigation into the importation of drugs into Melbourne from the United States.

In total, about 40kg of methylamphetamine has been seized as part of this investigation, which has a street value of approximately $20M. The investigation remains ongoing.

■ Monash Crime Investigation Unit detectives have charged two men following reports of erratic and high risk driving across Melbourne’s south-eastern suburbs on Monday last week (Apr. 4).

A 19-year-old man of no fixed address has been charged with theft of motor vehicle, conduct endangering life, burglary (x2) and theft.

A 20-year-old man from Carrum Downs has been charged with theft of motor vehicle, burglary (x2), theft and commit indictable offence whilst on bail.

The charges follow a protracted Police response through a number of suburbs and on Eastlink, Peninsula Link and the Mornington Peninsula Freeway following reports the pair were in an allegedly stolen vehicle and driving at allegedly high speeds.

At times the vehicle was reportedly seen travelling contraflow to the traffic conditions, allegedly in excess of 150kmh and in an erratic manner.

The pair were arrested by police at a property in Cranbourne West after they dumped the allegedly stolen Hyundai at a shopping centre carpark.

Both men were remanded in custody to appear before Moorabbin Magistrates’ Court on Tuesday last week (Apr. 5).

Emergency grants

■ Eligible service providers can apply for grants of up to $10,000 to provide hot meals, food parcels or other emergency relief items to local Knox residents in need.

Applications are now open and close at 4pm on Monday, May 2.

Applicants will be asked to provide: ■ details of the types of food or emergency relief items to be purchased ■ the proposed budget ■ how the service will be delivered ■ expected number of recipients.

Bridge at S. Hills

■ The Level Crossing Removal Project has responded to the community and Boroondara Council requests for a widened Union Rd bridge to connect the open spaces on either side of the rail trench.

An n Urban Design Advice document strongly advocated for what our community said they wanted in the LXRP’s designs of the bridge and new open space.

Boroondara Mayor Cr Jane Addis said she was pleased the open space has been secured.

“We know this open space is very important to the Surrey Hills community, and it will provide a place to congregate, and to relax and enjoy time with friends and family.

“Council has valued the opportunity to work with our residents and businesses to obtain an outcome the Boroondara community sought.

“This is another great example of Council collaborating with our community to achieve what they have told us is important.

We have committed to contribute $2 million towards the cost to build the widened Union Rd bridge,” said Cr Addis.

The Victorian Government will also contribute financially to deliver the new decking, a Council statement said.

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‘Keep the bastards honest’ ■ Labor leader Anthony Albanese is not likely to be voted in at next month’s Federal Election ... but Prime Minister Scott Morrison is likely to be voted out.

The Local Paper through its localised eitions covering 38 local government areas around Melbourne, will maintain an energetic coverage of the campaign, particularly in marginal seats.

Don Chipp, leader of the Australian Democrats back in the 1980s, coined the phrase that his job was to “keep the bastards honest”.

Our ‘public interest news gathering’ role is much the same.

Over the years, we have seen a consistent pattern arise.

Authorities - and the people at the top of them - try to put obstacles in front of independent media to prevent the investigative blowtorch becoming too powerful.

In Melbourne, The Local Paper has faced a number of examples.

At Whittlesea City Council, its team headed by Chief Executive Officer Craig Lloyd - withdrew all paid advertisingat exactly the time we exposed its governance shortcomings.

In a childish move, Whittlesea Council refuses to answer any emails from us, won’t answer any questions, and its Administrators live in a pretend world where they must think they are beyond scrutiny by local press.

At Darebin Council, it has been much the same. Its team, under then-CEO Sue Wilkinson refused to

● Scott Morrison, Prime Minister

Long Shots

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answer any correspondence from The Local Paper.

Darebin Council even took the step of advising planning permit applicants that they could not advertise in The Local Paper.

It’s a peculiar move because The Local Paper is the only local weekly community newspaper in that area.

We think that is shameful behaviour, and we have said so.

In this week’s Local Paper, readers will see the launch of our campaign against Prime Minister Scott Morrison, and his superintenance of the Australian Communications and Media Authority.

In 2020, The Local Paper entered a grant agreement to perform $74,000 of work in its regional edition.

The Local Paper has done all the work, and sought reimbursement for the expenses incurred.

All receipts have been provided. Audit requirements have been met. Despite COVID, we have deducted adjustments because it was the right thing to do.

Rather than pay its bills, the Australian Communications and Media Authority won’t pay its outstanding commitments to us, and indeed has demanded a $11,970.97 rebate.

Good luck with that, Mr Morrison.

His Government’s approach lacks honesty. We won’t be paying a cent.

Nor will we be giving him our vote. Long Shots senses that in a few short weeks, Scottie from Marketing will learn plenty about Jobseeker.

Local Photo Flashback

■ Wyreena’s Conversatory Café is returning after a two-year break because of COVID. Wicklow Ward Councillor Tasa Damante said the Music Café offered an opportunity for people to have a night out in the local neighbourhood.

“The Music Café is a great opportunity to have a night out with family or friends and relax while listening to local artists showcasing their talents.

“The program is always a great mix of genres, and is very popular so I know there will be a lot of people very pleased that this program has returned for 2022,” Cr Damante said.

Saoirse will appear from 7.30pm-9.30pm on Friday, April 29. Saoirse are a vibrant vocal and dance group, and delight their audiences with their renditions of traditional Irish ballads and original works, spirited jigs and reels.

At Ferntree Gully

■ Ferntree Gully Arts Society are presenting Far Horizons from 11am-4pmon the May 14-15, 21-22 and 28-29 weekends. It is a collection of works from Society members in the foyer, with a colourful collection of art works by Heather King.

The June exhibition is ‘Young At Art’, open to everyone aged 12-19. The Hut Gallery is at 157 Underwood Rd, Ferntree Gully.

Hub at Waverley

■ Monash is set to become home to a third Early Years Hub, following the endorsement of a plan to construct a purpose-built facility on the site of the former Waverley Gymnastics Centre .

The new facility will offer improved access to kindergarten and additional supports for young children and their families in Mount Waverley.

The Dorrington Drive Early Years Hub supported Monash Council’s Early Years Infrastructure Plan, which was endorsed in 2021, said Mayor Cr Stuart James.

Roads for Mann’ham

■ Manningham Council is calling on Federal election candidates to upgrade local roads.

Increased population, major road works and congestion are changing ways people move around the municipality.

“As key routes are restricted arterial roads are reaching capacity,” said Manningham Mayor Cr Michelle Kleinert.

“We are calling for Federal funding of: ■ $55 million for Templestowe Rd duplication.

■ Up to $10 million towards improvements for 5-ways intersection.

■ $7 million for upgrade and improvements to Jumping Creek Rd. “The Federal Election is an opportunity for our community to let candidates know what concerns them. I am encouraging all members of our community to contact your local candidate and tell them what Manningham needs,” said Cr Kleinert.

Free sanitiser

■ Eastern Volunteers says free cartons of hand sanitiser are available for health, sporting and community organisations. Volunteers can drive around the back at 1/36 New St, Ringwood, from 11am-2pm until the end of April to pick up supplies. info@easternvolunteers.org.au

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Jane Clifton will lead the crowd in singing ‘Sisters Are Writing It forThemselves’(words by novelist Angela Savage and short-story doyen, Cate Kennedy).

“It sounds like we’re a group of women dedicated to robbing banks but we’re just a wellbehaved literary society dedicated to crime – and lots of it – on the page and screen,” says Carmel Shute, a co-founder and a continuing national convenor since 1991.

“If it weren’t for this outlet, a lot of Australian men might have cause to be nervous.”

“Sisters in Crime Australia took its inspiration from the American organisation founded by crime writer, Sara Paretsky, in 1986 at the Bouchercon, the premier US crime writers’ convention.

“She, and other women, rightly pointed out that women weren’t getting a fair deal when it came to getting published, promoted and reviewed.”

Shute said that in the eighties she and other crime readers were swept away by the explosion in women’s crime writing driven by Paretsky, Sue Grafton, and Val McDermid and, in Australia by Kerry Greenwood and her now world-famous Miss Fisher Murder Mystery series.

“Sisters in Crime’s origins were rather accidental. During a visit to North America, I decided to interview five women crime writers and produced a program for RN’s Coming Out Show, which went to air on Good Friday, 1991.

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● Carmel Shute, co-founder of Sisters in Crime Australia with her Ned Kelly LifeTime Achievement Award presented in 2016. hadn’t done – and the ABC was inundated with a significant role in promoting Australian letters and phone calls (it was pre-internet),” women's crime writing, without receiving organizational funding. she said.

“But our byword has always been fun. We “It was enough to inspire a group of passionate women crime readers in Melbourne, and are hanging out for a live event where we can on September 22, 1991, we launched our fledg- truly celebrate our achievements over three deing organisation at the Melbourne Feminist cades. Zoom doesn’t do it when it comes to eatBook Fortnight with a debate entitled ‘Femi- ing, drinking, and being merry,” she said.

Sisters in Crime’s 30th Anniversary Party: nist Crime Fiction: Confronting the Hardboiled Head On’. Greenwood was one of the Saturday April 23, 6pm for 6.30pm start. Victorian Pride Centre Theatrette, 79-81 Fitzroy Street, stars,” she said.

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Local Theatre The Best of Akmal

■ The Athenaeum Theatre is the Melbourne International Comedy Festival venue for Akmal’s show entitled The Best of Akmal.

At the outset he blames his management for the title of the show and apologises if the audience expectations are not fulfilled. As a seasoned stand-up comedian, Akmal has many stories to tell. He also likes to involve individual audience members and improvise by asking them personal questions.

The topics covered were numerous and seemed to waft from one to another without any clear segue or clarity. This says a lot about Akmal’s laid back persona. He lamented how COVID has affected the entertainment industry and how comedians really don’t have any other skills to survive in the future unless the industry is revived fully.

Being an immigrant who was born in Egypt, he views the world as a phenomenal place to travel and see the diversity of sights and people. Akmal talked about family, friends and loving his three dogs. Religious stories of his travels in Israel and how scary he finds the Vatican are a highlight.

He has a lot of advice to impart but all of it is flippant and light-hearted. His views on ‘how to spot a predator’ and how sport is the true Australian religion, enhances his perception that everyone is far too serious. Stories about his worst audiences were hilarious.

His improvisation and asking the audience to ask him questions didn’t really work on the night. People took a while to respond to this unexpected banter. His final comment was that his favourite comedian is Scott Morrison.

Akmal commented at the end of his show, that the show was a little scrappy and this reviewer would agree with that sentiment.

The Best of Akmal continues until April 24. Athenaeum Theatre, Collins St., Melbourne www.comedyfestival.com.au - Review by Lyn Hurst

Trash with a Porpoise

■ A new sketch comedy show for children and families being presented at La Mama Courthouse during school holidays from April 20 -24 is full of puppetry, clowning, song and of course, plenty of Trash.

New, original puppet characters, including Crabs, Sea Slugs, Penguins, Sea Horses and a Puffer Fish, join the Porpoise and starring character ‘Merf’ to share stories, songs and jokes.

Trash with a Porpoise has the format of a sketch comedy show with short, punchy, hilarious sketches, whilst exploring the themes of marine waste, and how we can address it.

The show includes participatory elements, wherein the audience will be called upon to assist, including call and response and even inviting some audience members on stage.

Produced by Jen Gay of Packed House Productions, directed by Jhess Knight with puppet design by Jhess Knight and Mads Hillam, Trash with a Porpoise aims to "provide actionable ways that wee can all make a difference for our environment, empowering audiences to take small steps in their everyday lives that all-together can make big change."

Presented by La Mama Kids as part of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

Performance Details: April 20-24.

Times: Refer La Mama Courthouse website Venue: La Mama Courthouse, 349 Drummond St, Carlton Bookings: https://lamama.com.au/whatson/la-mama-for-kids/micf-trash-with-a-porpoise/ - Cheryl Threadgold

New netball show

■ Centre Circle has launched on Fox Sports Australia. The program will air from 6pm to 7pm on Thursdays, covering the latest netball news.

The team i: Catherine Cox, host; Hannah Hollis, host; and Monica Ireland, Senior Producer.

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Fabio’s one-man show

■ Theatre Works, Explosives Factory in St Kilda is the venue for Fabio Motto’s one-man show, Spot.

Fabio is a remarkably talented artist. He works his craft to the fullest in this show. Dressed as ‘Spot’the beloved children’s icon in padded yellow lycra with a brown spot and black nose, he beckons the audience into an enticing tale with his alter-ego Mario.

We follow the trials of this young Italian immigrant, now living in Australia and trying to fit in. The brilliantly written script includes stories, songs, Shakespearean style repartee and a myriad of distinctive characters.

This thought-provoking show centres on the theme of racial discrimination and how to cope with people who insist they are ‘telling it like it is’, whether this is beneficial or not to the character in question.

This is a story based on true events, as Fabio takes the audience through eight distinct segments of Mario’s life. From the young innocent Mario to the polite, respectful adult Mario, we want him to win, to do the things he loves and cherishes.

Fabio questions whether the Australia we now live in is really accepting of those not born here. We have a sense of the every-day struggle for families where English is not their first language. He makes us understand the deep sense of loss of nationality and identity that goes along with that.

Fabio is able to interchange characters with faultless precision, both vocally and physically.

Timing is everything in this show and Fabio is a master of comic timing. Movement direction by Zya Kane augments the portrayal of characters.

The precision of the lighting and sound operator, Brad Vaughan, enhances the excellence of this show. Music by Munro Melano enriches the story even further. Congratulations to all involved in this production.

It was a pleasure to witness such an accomplished actor.

Until April 15 Venue: Explosives Factory – 67 Inkerman St, St Kilda (enter via rear of Thrifty-Link Hardware) Bookings: https://webtomise.com/aus/danceevents/theatre-works-and-fabio-motta-proudlypresent-spot/ - Review by Lyn Hurst

On by Circa

■ Monash University commissioned this premiere to be presented at Monash’s several Performing Arts Centres. It is not your high-flying circus, far from it, but one of great mental concentration, strength of body with suppleness by eight lives that explore the gift of weight that lies at the heart of acrobatics and mostly without leaving the stage floor.

The ensemble of Holly-Rose Boyer, Rhiannon Cave Walker, Keaton HentoffKillian, Bridie Hooper, Gerramy Marsden, Paul O'Keeffe, Lachlan Sukroo and Billie WilsonCoffey all seamlessly worked through a density of entanglements, multiple arm lifts, towers of three and far more under the direction of the creator, Yaron Lifchitz.

While unable to identify by name (no photos provided) who in particular withstood the weight of all the lives often, others all exhibited great sense of timing in their vertical lifts and horizontal swings during many moments of personal encounter and often sharp moments of close-up intimacy.

A bare stage with some striking sequences of lighting by designer Paul Jackson, allowing the lives to work at all angles, across, the perimeter and centre and, as the Creative Director said, could resemble living in an apartment, maybe a courtyard or even a sports arena.

Added to the lighting was the original musical score created by Melbourne composer Jethro Woodward. At times melodic, at times syncopated giving emphasis to the offbeats while displacing standard rhythm. It was quite fitting.

● Fabio Motto Monash continues to give contemporary work a place in the theatrical performance scene and this was something that the “lives” would have well met their expectations.

While a late start the performance deserved an interval, if only for the sake of eight “lives” - Review by Graeme McCoubrie

We Take Back Our Mother Tongues

■ We Take Back Our Mother Tongues will be presented from May 6 -7 at Arts House, North Melbourne Town Hall at 7.30pm.

Created by FAMILI, a multidisciplinary storytelling project, a team of Oceanic artists will represent their complex experiences of culture and identity in diaspora.

Some 15 artists will come together whose bloodlines hail from Pasifika and Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander communities, that weave together to create some of the most essential queer, transgender and Bla(c)k voices across Australia.

We Take Back Our Mother Tongues features a line-up of live music acts, DJ sets, video projections and sculptural installations by Mossy 333.

Drawing on hip-hop, new wave R&B, Oceanic musicality and more, We Take Back Our Mother Tongues is driven by the currents of queer and LGBTQIA+ experience. The electronic music stems from traditional percussive and melodic instruments like conch shells, log drums, bamboo shakers, split canes and flutes.

Mossy 333’s installation blends the elemental themes of water, flora and flames, where sculptures transform between rocks, plants and coral – they represent the ideas of morphing bodies, duality and gender fluidity.

The live music line-up includes performances

by Lay the Mystic, Iki Finau, KALALA, Kalyani Mumtaz, Porobibi, Meleika Gesa Fatafehi, Lonelyspeck, Daisy Catterall, Paul Gorrie and Geryon.

FAMILI Creative Director, Ripley Kavara, said “Music and singing is sacred – it brings people together across most cultures.”

Performances: May 6, 7 at 7.30pm Venue: Arts House, North Melbourne Town Hall, 521 Queensberry St, North Melbourne Duration: Three hours Tickets: $20 general admission + booking fee: $10 BLAKTIX for First Nations +booking fee. Bookings: artshouse.com.au or 9322 3720 - Cheryl Threadgold

MGA Award

■ MGA and the MGA Foundation have introduced the inaugural Wai Tang Commissioning Award, as part of the 2022 Bowness Photography Prize.

Paula Mahoney is the first artist who has been selected from the 2021 Bowness Photogaphy Prize to be awarded the $10,000 commission.

One work enters MGA’s significant collection of Australian photographs in honour of Wai Tang’s legacy.

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What’s On Not Today

■ Rogue Projects and Theatre Works present the Melbourne premiere of Ally Morgan’s critically-acclaimed one-woman cabaret Not Today as part of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, from April 19 - 23.

Ally Morgan, 26, is determined to save the world from climate change. How does she plan to do it? Through the power of Theatre! The only problem is that she’s so anxious about climate change that she can’t actually write the life-changing show that will save the world through the power of theatre So, when Ally finally books in to see a psychologist and a guided meditation miraculously transports her to a real-life theatre in front of an audience, she’s got no choice but to devise a one-woman show on the spot right there and now.

An intimate cabaret experience directed

by Miranda Middleton (Voldemort and the Teenage Hogwarts: AMusical Parody, Great and Powerful Ozzie), Not Today takes audiences on a rollercoaster ride through the ups and downs of being a young queer performer working at a children's hospital during a pandemic, and the climate anxiety that permeates it all.

Not Today was inspired by Ally’s song Quiet Australian, a climate change anthem originally written in response to the 2019 bushfires, and performed for the Bushfire Benefit Concert that Miranda produced at the Giant Dwarf Theatre, with thousands of people engaging with the work across social media. It led to Ally’s debut single and a music video that brought together over 20 artists from across Sydney.

As theatres began to reopen in 2020, Ally and Miranda united again with a new mission to weave Ally’s music into a one-woman cabaret, and Not Today began to take shape.

Producer Robbi James from Rogue Projects said, “The Rogues are thrilled to be working with Miranda and Ally to bring this wonderful work to Melbourne after such a great reception to the show in Sydney. Not Today reminds us that the best antidote to anxiety is to live in the present moment, to find humour in heartbreak, and to sing really loud when you need to be heard”.

Performance Details: April 19 - 23 at 7.30pm Venue: Theatre Works, 14 Acland St., St Kilda Tickets: Previews $27.50, Concession $34.50, Adult $42.50 +bf Bookings via www.comedyfestival.com.au - Cheryl Threadgold

The Listies

■ Award-winning kidult comedy duo The Listies will be hitting the Melbourne International Comedy Festival stage with their new show Make Some Noise! at Arts Centre Melbourne from April 9-24.

Featuring tunes from their latest ‘Musical Owl Bum’about tantrums at Target, craft disasters, and how much they like bananas, Make Some Noise! is a toe-tapping hootenanny for the whole family this school holidays.

The Lisities have been touring Australia (and the world) with their comedy double act for over 10 years.

Previously the pair’s show ‘More Fun than a Wii’ went on to be the first kids show ever to be nominated for the prestigious Melbourne International Comedy Festival’s Most Outstanding Festival Show - The Barry Award.

The Listies have also published four books. launched onto Australian screens in ‘The Listies Work for Peanuts’ on ABCME and ABC iview and won the Primary Times Children’s Choice Award at the 2019 Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

Performance Dates: April 9 - 24 at 2.30pm Venue: Arts Centre Melbourne Bookings: www.artscentremelbourne. com.au - Cheryl Threadgold

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Local Theatre Shows

■ Fab Nobs Theatre: Sweeney Todd Until April 16 at Fab Nobs Theatre, 33 Industry Place, Bayswater. Director: Kim Edwards; Musical Director: Nicholas La Mattina: Choreographer: Dean Robinson. Bookings: https:/ /www.trybooking.com ■ The 1812 Theatre: Mr Bailey’s Minder (by Debra Oswald) Until April 30 at The 1812 Theatre, 3 Rose St., Upper Ferntree Gully.

Director: John Mills. Bookings: www.1812 theatre.com.au ■ Diamond Valley Singers: Shrek the Musical Jr. Until April 9 at the Warrandyte High School Theatre, Alexander Rd., Warrandyte.

Director: Lexi Patman. Bookings: www.dvsingers.org ■ Williamstown Little Theatre: The River (by Jez Butterworth) April 20 – May 7 at 2 Albert St., Williamstown. Director: Terese Maurici. Bookings: wlt.org.au ■ Waterdale: Be More Chill (Based on the novel by Ned Vizzini) April 21 – 23 at St Bernard’s College, Essendon. Bookings: www.waterdale.org.au/bmc/ ■ FAMDA: Keeping Up Appearances (by Roy Clarke) April 22 – May 7 at the Foster War Memorial Arts Centre, 79 Main St., Foster. Bookings: www.famda.org.au ■ LOTS Theatre: ANZAC Eve Tribute Performance April 24 at 7.30pm in the Pacific Hangar, Moorabbin Air Museum. Cabaretstyle seated show. Two-hour show. Artistic Director: Maggie Morrison. Tickets: $20 single, $140 Table of Eight. Bookings: via Trybooking. Enquiries: 9580 2387.

■ Eltham Little Theatre: Three One Act Plays April 22 – May 7 at the Eltham Performing Arts Centre, 1603 Main Rd,, Research. No Chocolates by Request (by Chris Hodson, Directed by Del Jordan); The Patient (by Agatha Christie, directed by Carol Owen), Der Kriminal Kommissar (by Michael McLean, directed by Bert Fine).

Bookings:www.elttheatre.wordpress.com ■ Sale Theatre Company: Heathers April 28 – May 6 at The Wedge, 100 Foster St., Sale. Bookings: https://thewedge.com.au/ event/heathers-the-musical/ ■ Mordialloc Theatre Company: 4000 Miles (by Amy Herzog) April 29 – May 14 at the Shirley Burke Theatre, 64 Parkers Rd., Parkdale. Director: George Werther. Bookings: www.mordialloctheatre.com ■ Wit Incorporated: Dear Mama, There’s Something Maybe I should Tell You. April 27 – 30 at 7.30pm at the Bluestone Church Arts Space, 8A Hyde St., Footscray; May 13-14 at the Brunswick Mechanics’ Institute, 270 Sydney Rd., Brunswick; May 20 at 7pm at The Bowery Theatre, 33 Princess St., St Albans. Bookings: witinc.com.au/shows ■ Beaumaris Theatre: Jack and the Beanstalk – the Pantomime (by Georgy Charles, Debbie Keyt, Lorraine Ellis and Stephen White) May 6-22 at Beaumaris Theatre, 82 Wells Rd, Beaumaris. Director: Debbie Keyt; Musical Director: Rhonda Vaughan; Choreographer: Camilla Klesman.

Bookings: www.beaumaristheatre.com.au ■ Williamstown Musical Theatre Company: Mamma Mia! May 13 – June 4 at Centenary Theatre, 71 Railway Place, Williamstown. Bookings: www.wmtc.org.au or phone 1300 881 545.

■ CLOC Musical Theatre: The Jersey Boys: the story of Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons May 13 – 28 at the National Theatre, St Kilda. Director/Set Designer: Richard Perdriau; Musical Director: Malcom Huddle; Choreographer: Kirra Sibel. Bookings: www.cloc.org.au ■ Babirra Music Theatre: Mamma Mia! June 10 – 19 at the Karralyka Theatre, Ringwood.

- Cheryl Threadgold

Auditions

■ The Mount Players: Reservoir Dogs (by Quentin Tarantino, adapted for the stage by Emma J. Steele) May 4 at 7.00pm, May 7 at 10.00am at Mountview Theatre, 56 Smith St., Macedon. Director: Craig Lenaine Smith.

Please provide a headshot and resume prior to the audition via email to the director: craigls@iinet.net.au ● Continued in column, at right

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Legends of the Skies

■ LOTS (Legends of the Skies) Theatre is flying in a different direction on April 24 with their one-off ANZAC Eve tribute performance to be presented at 7.30pm in the intimate Casey Hangar at the Moorabbin Air Museum (previously known as the Australian National Aviation Museum) at Moorabbin Airport.

Usually LOTS Theatre presents Australian aviation stories to ensure they are not forgotten, but this cabaret style seated show will include songs, sing a longs, short dramatic intros, quizzes, poetry, a yarn or two and some lesser known facts. BYO drinks and nibbles.

The approximately two-hour show under the artistic direction of Maggie Morrison will also include a quick peek at the WWI exhibit section of the Moorabbin Air Museum during interval.

Performance Date: Sunday, April 24 at 7.30pm Venue: Casey Hangar, Moorabbin Air Museum (previously Australian National Aviation Museum), 12 First St., Moorabbin Airport.

Tickets: $20 single Special price $140 tables of eight. BYO drinks and nibbles.

Bookings: Trybooking.com - Cheryl Threadgold

Incoming

■ Melbourne-based comedian and former combat soldier Jarryd Goundrey, 35, makes his MICF debut in Incoming on April 11, playing until April 23 at Bard's Apothecary in Melbourne.

As part of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival and March to Art: Voice, Incoming is a sharp look through the lens of a military man, trying to find his place in the world after fighting in Australia’s armed forces.

From combat soldier, to chef to one of Australia’s fastest rising comedy stars, Jarryd Goundrey has lived “three lifetimes in one” so far.

Reminiscing on his time in the armed forces, Incoming is Jarryd’s lighthearted and hard-hitting exploration of his journey from growing up in sleepy WesternAustralia, to entering into and out of the armed forces.

Including stories on how he joined the army by mistake, his pet monkey in East Timor and how going from the stress of the army to the stress of cheffing seemed like a natural progression.

According to Jarryd, having spent the first half of his adult life as an Infantry soldier in the Army, gave him the opportunity to naturally gravitate to comedy as an avenue of expression and creativity.

“The seven years I spent in the Army in Townsville, as well as a deployment in East Timor, was an ideal foray and baptism of fire into the world of comedy. I found myself doing comedy shows artificially during my time in the Army, which then allowed me to seamlessly continue after I left.

“The veteran community has been very supportive with my shows – which are raw and authentic, and I find my time up on-stage exhilarating.

Comedy is unique in the sense that the audience and you become one entity and I feed on their enthusiasm and reaction.”

Performance Dates: April 11 - 23 at 8pm Venue: Bard’s Apothecary, 7/24 Crossley Street Melbourne Bookings: www.comedyfestival.com.au - Cheryl Threadgold

Heroes of the Fourth Turning

■ The worn cladding and faded curtain of the weatherboard house that is the set (Louise McCarthy) for Will Arbery’s Heroes of the Fourth Turning, form the flag of the United States.

We are in the heartland of conservative America where four former students of a fundamentalist Catholic College reunite.

Each is an archetype of traditionalist belief.

Teresa (Annie Shapero) is an ardent supporter of Bannon. Justin (Charlie Cousins) is a re-

● Musician Graeme Hanks (left) rehearses LOTS Theatre's ANZAC Eve Tribute with raconteur John McCulloch and vocalist Barbara Mendleson. turned veteran with a past. Kevin’s (Darcy Kent) desire for a girlfriend conflicts with him thinking of being a priest and Emily’s (Mollie Mooney) autoimmune disease allows her to sympathise with those holding more liberal views. They each want to celebrate their former mentor’s success.

Gina (Margaret Mills) has been appointed college president.

Each and all are flawed in their own way and Arbery has them espousing their own fundamentalist views allowing the audience to make up their own minds as to the veracity of the character’s opinions.

Arbery has skewed the theatrical balance in this regard. The debates about cancel culture, race and abortion are more polemical than dramatic but we witness the destructive nature of such extremism on their personalities.

The cast revel in highlighting these extremes of conduct; Teresa is bitter and misdirected, Justin has retreated to backwoods militarism, Emily struggles with trying to achieve unity while Kevin’s drunkenness identifies him as the most human in his self recriminating fallibility.

Gina’s rationalism leads her to the conclusion that the college has ultimately failed them all. After seven years away, they have returned to where they were educated and haven’t progressed.

The backlighting of the front door (Efterpi Soropos) reveals a crucifix and Justin’s obsession with cleaning blood from the doorstep are both biblical.

Arbery also insinuates that the house is haunted with the periodic screaming that is attributed to a failed generator. These dramatic touches and the personal tensions of unfulfilled promise - Kevin’s unrequited love for Teresa, Gina excoriating her charges for false thinking, Emily’s frustration with her mother, Justin coming to terms with his past – might have enabled Arbery to achieve greater dramatic tension.

As it is, I wonder how Australian audiences will relate to the profundity of America’s obsession with such conservative idealism.

Red Stitch’s production provides us with an intriguing insight into the core values of what could almost be described as isolated, inward looking, sect like thinking or, in other words, the heart of America.

Red Stitch, Rear 2 Chapel St, St Kilda East.

Until April 10.

- Review by David McLean

The 4 Peace Band

■ The 4 Peace band returns to the Mentone RSL on Friday, April 29 at 7.30pm to play a mix of dance music from the 60s, 70s, 80s and more.

Entry is free, drinks can be purchased at the bar, and dinner bookings made by calling 9583 2841.

The 4-Peace band comprises Gary Hammond, Peter Grant, Paul O'Gorman and Peter Shilton.

Event date: Friday, April 29 at 7.30pm Venue: Mentone RSL, 9 Palermo St., Mentone Bookings recommended: 9583 2841. Free entry.

- Cheryl Threadgold

Observations Elizabeth: A Portrait

● Queen Elizabeth II. ■ For anyone under 65, the only reigning English monarch we have known is the current occupant of the throne, Queen Elizabeth the second.

It is this fact that gives automatic fascination to a new movie-length documentary about Her Maj, titled Elizabeth:A Portrait in Parts, that gently explores many facets of the longest reigning monarch in the world.

To be still doing the same job at 95 that she started as a young woman in her 20s is remarkable enough, but she has managed to do it with grace, dedication and a strong work ethic.

And also kept herself free of personal scandal, even if her family hasn’t.

What is refreshing about the late director Roger Michell’s creation is that it is not a sycophantic film with a gushing narrator.

In fact, there is no narrator – the narrative is carried by pithy slides with short titles as the film ducks back and forth between different decades. But these signposts enable us to keep up and not get lost.

What I liked particularly was the slight tongue-in-cheek humour in the approach in making the film.

The music is eclectic, and often is a comment on what we are seeing, such as shots of the opulence of Buckingham Palace accompanied by the pop song ‘Our House’.

It is these touches that keeps the documentary from getting too serious, and it also means that director Michell can show us many examples of the woman behind the crown, with a sense of humour her official role often doesn’t allow her to show.

Would a Republican like this documentary? Probably not, but anyone who finds the Queen a person of interest, and anyone interested in social history will enjoy this thoughtful film, which is dedicated to director Roger Michell as it was one of his last creations before his recent death. It’s an absorbing portrait of the woman who has been on a throne for much of our lives.

Elizabeth: A Portrait in Parts opens on the royal lady’s actual birthday, April 21, at Palace Cinemas and Cinema Nova.

- Julie Houghton

Auditions

■ Gemco Players: The Popular Mechanicals (by Keith Robinson, William Shakespeare, Tony Taylor) - a Play Reading Event. Saturday, April 23 at 8pm at The Gem, Emerald. in celebration of the Bard’s Birthday. Readers invited, scripts provided beforehand. Contact the Co-ordinator Evie Housham on 0400 327 970. Admission: Gemco Members Free. NonMembers $5 at the door. Tea and cake by gold coin donation.

■ Off the Leash Theatre: Cosi (by Louis Nowra) Information Night Monday, April 4 at 7pm at Exhibition Hall, 15 Howitt St., Warragul. Auditions: April 19 at 7-10pm, April 20 at 7pm8.30pm at Exhibition Hall. Call Backs April 20 from 8.30-10pm. Directors: Tracey Rabl and Kellie Bray. Music: Malcolm McCaffery. Bookings open from April 5. Contact Leane Gooding 0407 444 430 or email gooding4@bigpond.com or book audition at Information Night.

■ Malvern Theatre Company: Nobody’s Perfect (by Simon Williams) April 24 at 2 pm and April 25 at 7.30pm at 29 Burke Rd., Malvern. Director: Lisa McNiven. Audition booking:: lm.mcniven63@gmail.com; Mobile: 0410 567 834 - Cheryl Threadgold ● A Digital Edition of The Local Paper and Melbourne Observer can be delivered free by email to wherever you are each week. Register at: www.FreePaper.com.au

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What’s On Home and Other Mysteries

■ Two hours of tireless energy buzzes by when Monash University Student Theatre (MUST) takes over the stage with Home and other mysteries embodying the lives of young Australians on the cusp of change. This is a collaboration of three MUST writers and four emerging composers under Georgia Kate Bell's direction.

We are offered three stories in one when a bunch of university students try to make sense of life and to establish where their individual homes lie. Their pervading family scripts and parental shackles of expectation are being shaken.

The group gather together when Eli (Spencer Tripodi) throws his first grown-up uni party.

Eli is holding on to his familial cocoon of order and domesticity which is upset when his new-found friends throw him into foreign territories of chaos, drug-taking, yoga, spiritualism and much more.

Ange (Natasha Nosiara) experiences selfdoubt about her relationship with a boy she really likes. Her crutch is to present as being constantly busy when in reality she is failing in her grades and every aspect of her life.

Will she take up the lifeline offered by her good friend, the non-threatening, quirky Wally?

An initial confused intimate relationship between Allie (Lauren Caltabiano) and Mel (Madeleine Burgess) is worked through as they lovingly unravel differences made more edgy by the suspected presence of aliens.

This performance is permeated by an infectious sense of youthful exuberance and fun. The choreography is impressively executed and the music is pertinent to mood changes: the beat succeeds in picking up the threads of uncertainty and optimism of the generation. Despite COVID Lock down production limitations, I applaud this young company for achieving an obvious sense of ensemble.

- Review by Sherryn Danaher

Judith and Denise

■ Was there no orifice unmentioned, no part of the anatomy taboo, no confession too shameful? In short – no. Judith Lucy and Denise Scott, like dowagers theatrically ensconced on the Playhouse stage, revealed all - metaphorically speaking.

Having acquainted themselves with the audience, especially those in the front row, they proceeded to beguile and even taunt while encroaching the boundaries of propriety with references to breasts, vaginas and the clitoris.

This ribald anatomical examination was all prompted, of course, by their recent experiences of lockdown with which the Melbourne audience had no difficulty in identifying.

In fact, this was the cruellest aspect of their show, the reminders of what we have lived through.

Damn you ladies for revisiting our recent past. The remedy, of course, for all the isolation and zombie Zoom mentality that we suffered was laughter.

From the perspective of Judith and Denise, their engagement with the audience was the lifeblood of comedy – of their identity – and was something many performers were deprived of under lockdown.

Think of the five kilometre limits and ‘significant other’ restrictions. All of this made for the stuff of comedy – from the worst moments come the best jokes.

Judith, naturally, took this to extremes.

Her frenetic energy and mind takes things to the edge of comedic absurdity.

Denise, the more demure, still packed a wallop with the tale of her partner’s colonoscopy. And both appealed to their schoolgirl past with a stint of liturgical dance while, all the while, teasing individuals in the audience making their presentation immediate and relevant.

Ladies, Melbourne thanks you. I thank you for an entertaining night out – but did we have to go through lockdown to appreciate the humour? Your show could justify any catastrophe.

UntilApril 24. Melbourne Playhouse - Review by David McLean

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Lano and Woodley

■ One cannot help but feel as if an existential crisis is occurring in Lano and Woodley’s Moby Dick at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

Colin Lane valiantly attempts to retell Melville’s epic saga (in one hour) only to be constantly interrupted by Frank Woodley. The Abbott and Costello type shtick is funny enough.

The border between a theatrical retelling of the story and a present day intrusion is clear. But such is Lano and Woodley’s comic affinity that they tease each other as an alternate idea comes to mind.

Is this scripted or not? And when technical difficulties with the sound system occur, this is incorporated into the show – or was it part of the show in the first place?

The artifice behind the staging is also made clear; the Ryobi blower lifting the plastic is a great touch. It was made plain for all to see.

And the ripping down of the sails on which the journey of the Pequod was projected is the culmination of this joyous act of creation which can be generated, scripted, reshaped and improvised upon with impunity.

The limerick linguistic prestidigitation was a delight and the squid game completely anachronistic. Had Melville realised what could have been done with his work, he might have condensed it to make it an easier subject upon which to riff. Ahab may have come to his senses and thought better of poking a whale.

As it was, the audience went away feeling better about themselves given the comic exuberance of the performance. And perhaps comedy is all we need to appreciate our existence and be grateful for who and what we are.

Melbourne International Comedy Festival www.comedyfestival.com.au Comedy Theatre. Until April 24 - Review by David McLean

Quicker Than The Eye

■ Moving on from his 2021 Magic Festival show Moments in Time, Josh Staley returns to the Melbourne International Comedy Festival with Quicker than the Eye. Up close magic card tricks and sleight of hand are Staley’s power force, but he slots quite comfortably into the Comedy Festival with his quip humour and daggy gags. While there is an endearing bumbling to his character, there is stealth and precision in his card trickery.

A card master, he shuffles and manipulates, magically making them disappear and reappear with mind-boggling ease that is nothing short of perplexing. And that’s not all. Then there are the inexplicable mind games. He selects random people from the audience to think about random thoughts - could be a name, a number, a card and somehow Staley knows exactly what it is they are thinking – or does he? Could every other person in the audience be planted? Ok very unlikely but how else can his ‘magic’ be explained?

There is no faulting Staley’s performance and the thrill of his show, however there are a few things he might consider that could take his performance to the next level. While it seems inherent in his nature to talk quickly, as a performer he needs to slow down a tad and focus on diction.

Additionally, while the Carlton Brewery provided an excellent venue, it was difficult to see what was going on from a few seats back. If you are spruiking sleight of hand then it is quite important that the audience can see what’s going on.

Those minor issues aside – if you think you can’t be hoodwinked or bedazzled by a clever card trick, then Quicker Than the Eye is a must see – because even a hard-core skeptic will be thrilled and astounded by Staley’s magical performance.

Performance season: 7pm, Thurs, Fri and Sat until April 23 Venue: Carlton Brewery, 24 Thompson Street, Abbotsford Tickets: $29 / $26 concession Bookings: https://www.eventfinda.com.au/ 2022/josh-staley-quicker-than-the-eye/ melbourne/tickets - Review by Beth Klein

What’s On Spanish Film Festival

Hard Quiz Live

■ From April 21-May 15, Melbourne audiences can enjoy the 2022 Moro Spanish Film Festival presented by Palace at various venues. The program reveals a line-up of Spanish language cinema from Spain and Latin America, featuring famous faces, including Penélope Cruz, Antonio Banderas, Oscar Martínez, Paco León and Blanca Portillo along with new talent.

The program of 34 films consists of 21 features from Spain, 10 from across Latin America including Argentina, Mexico, Uruguay and the Dominican Republic and another three from Australia and the USA, and features a wide range of genres from periodset drama, documentary, realist drama, to satire and comedy.

Opening the Festival is the Australian premiere of Official Competition (Competencia oficial). Penélope Cruz, Antonio Banderas, and Oscar Martínez star in Mariano Cohn and Gastón Duprat’s behind-the-scenes satire of moviemaking.

The Festival Special Presentation is Language Lessons a charming and award-winning comedy about a Spanish teacher and her student, whose online connection takes on far more importance than either could have anticipated. It stars Natalie Morales and Mark Duplass.

This year’s festival also features a special focus on Oscar winners Penélope Cruz and Javier Bardem with two titles in which they co-star - Jamon, their first film together which is celebrating its 30th anniversary and Loving Pablo, based on Virginia Vallejo´s bestselling memoir about her love affair with notorious drug lord Pablo Escobar – plus Cruz’s latest collaboration with Pedro Almodovar, Parallel Mothers.

More highlights from the Spanish Film Festival program can be found at www.spanishfilmfestival.com Melbourne Spanish Film Festival Dates: April 21 - May 15 Venues: The Astor Theatre, Palace Cinema Como, Palace Brighton Bay, Palace Westgarth, The Kino, Palace Balwyn and Pentridge Cinema Bookings: www.spanishfilmfestival.com - Cheryl Threadgold

The Corner Shop

■ The word for the night was ticket- brought to you by a member of the audience.

Following were various scenes created around the use of the word ticket. Plane tickets, ticket stubs, tickets to keep surveillance on the world anything this group of five could think of on the spot that had some connection with this theme.

Impro Melbourne Company led by Rik Brown have put together a fabulous cabaret style ‘skeleton’ entitled Kit Kat: An improvised Cabaret.

Perfect for the late night, small venue, comedy festival vibe at the Town Hall.

Each night the word is different, therefore each performance is different.

The cast is slick, consisting of experienced, talented comedic actors. Rik Brown the director of this show is the obvious leader, steering the various scenes ensuring the show flows, keeping it moving with the theme always in the foreground.

The improvised songs are accompanied by the talented musician Panfred Reed.

All the cast members from Impro Melbourne Company, are as interchangeable as the nightly themes.

Rik Brown was an obvious standout, a talented singer, actor, comedian, writer. Some of the cast were better singers than others, all held their own well as actors, though there were some moments when they were vying for speaking time- easy to stumble when improvising.

For those not used to this style of theatre I am sure you will be in awe of the skills all the cast show in making up rhyme and stories on the spot.

For those of you who are familiar with impro this is a great masterclass, and with a different theme each performance, this is a show that can be seen more than once.

A very entertaining , funny fifty minutes.

Until April 23 at 10.40pm at Backstage Room, Melbourne Town Hall.

Bookings: www.comedyfestival.com.au - Review by Elizabeth Semmel

● Lano and Woodley in Moby Dick.

■ ABC TV Hard Quiz die-hards will relish the chance to meet Tom Gleeson performing in the Melbourne Comedy Festival when the Gold Logie winner hosts his Hard Quiz Live, at Melbourne Town Hall. Part of a national tour and the first time performance in Tom's home town Melbourne.

Tom is known for his unmerciful, sarcastic taunts directed at quiz contestants. He is hungry for self-revealing snippets of personal information and thirsty for contestants' unwitting slips of the tongue. No-one is spared.

On opening night, contestants chosen from the live audience had their knowledge tested on stage from selected topics. Apart from a few organisational tweaks to suit the venue, the formula for this quiz event was familiar, enabling the winner to give full voice to the customary finale catch-phrase, 'Thanks for playing hard'.

Tom sought culturally diverse contestants who proved to be a good-natured mix. His guess as to who would be winner proved wrong when university politics student, Aileen, was trumped on her political leaders topic and was the first to be eliminated.

We learned that Tom's own Comedy Festival stand-up debut had actually been in the Melbourne Town Hall, although it was in a small space in the basement. In recognition of his debut and in keeping with his typical sardonic humour, we were invited to participate in an act of vengeful wickedness.

Our quiz master humorously dealt with the occasional audible shout out of answers from the audience and the show rolled on.

He also demonstrated a few surprise talents and related personal anecdotes to round off an entertaining night of theatre.

Until April 9 at 6pm at the Melbourne Town Hall Main Hall Suitable for audiences 16 +, Bookings: Phone 9245 3788 online www.comedyfestival.com.au, Melbourne Town Hall box office (open 11am to late every day of the Festival).

- Review by Sherryn Danaher

■ Annabel Crabb and the Ferrone family are returning to the ABC, to take a journey back in time to experience one of Australia’s most treasured institutions – the humble corner shop.

After an exhaustive search to find the perfect corner shop for the Ferrones to inhabit, filming began last week on Back In Time For The Corner Shop (5x60mins).

In the latest installment of this much-loved living-history series, the Ferrones will experience close to 150 years of running a familyowned corner shop.

From meat pies to milkshakes, from salami to dim sims, from fads to frozen foods, this series will go beyond the family home.

Warner Bros. International, Head of Entertainment, Caroline Swift said; “Who doesn’t have great memories of their local corner shop?”

Back in Time for the Corner Shop will be the third time Annabel Crabb and the Ferrones have taken Australian audiences on a historical journey.

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Stateside with Gavin Wood in West Hollywood

WeHo gets back to business

■ Hi everyone, remotely from my suite at the Ramada Plaza Hotel and Suites in West Hollywood comes this week’s news

Out and About

WeHo waits for you

■ Months of meticulous planning for all the tourists from down under. Hotels in West Hollywood have come together to plan for more than 8300 Australians who arrive at Los Angeles Airport every week.

Thousands of travelling Australians using their travel credits have made April very strong in ticket sales. Additional flight capacity is being added after sales shrunk down to 4000 seats per month, a year ago.

I am very happy to report that QANTAS is returning to Los Angeles Airport with the A380 aircraft giving extra seat capacity.

Historically, when Australians travel to West Hollywood they tend to stay for more than five days every trip. It’s a wonderful village with everything close by. Restaurants, boutiques, tourist attractions and friendly people.

Your plastic gut

■ How much plastic is sitting in your gut? If you think the answer is zero, think again. A recent review suggests people consume about five grams of plastic particles per week, the equivalent of the weight of a credit card.

Nano plastics are any plastics less than 0.001 millimeters in size. Microplastics, on the other hand, are 0.001 to 5 millimeters and on some occasions still visible to the naked eye.

Most microplastic and nanoplastics find their way to the human food chain from packaging waste.

Plastic particles can enter the body through seafood, sea salt, or drinking water. One study referenced in the review found people who drank the recommended 1.5 to 2 liters of water a day from plastic bottles takes in 90,000 plastic particles per year from this way alone.

People who opt for tap water reduce their ingested amount to about 40,000 plastic particles.

How the mighty fall

● Pictured at the Australian Tourist Planning meeting is Bill Karpiak, General Manager of the Ramada Plaza Hotel and Suites; Rod Gruendyke, General Manager of the Sunset Marquis; and Alan Johnson, Managing Director of the Ramada Hotel and Suites, Alan Johnson.

Federal tax payers down

■ More than half of American households paid no federal income tax last year due to COVID-relief funds, tax credits and stimulus, according to a new report.

The non-partisan Tax Policy Centre estimates that 57 per cent of US households paid no federal income taxes for 2021, up substantially from the 44 per centbefore the pandemic.

Howard Gleckman, senior fellow at the Tax Policy Centre, said COVID-related job losses, a decline in incomes, stimulus checks and tax credits were largely responsible for the increase.

The expanded child tax credit was a large factor. It substantially reduced “the income tax liability of more than a hundred million households and temporarily turned many from payers of small amounts of federal income tax to non-payers,” Gleckman wrote.

With many of the tax programs ending, Gleckman forecasts the number of non-payers will decline to 42 per cent in 2022 and 38 per cent by 2029. “We predict it will go back down and remain fairly low relative to historical standards,” Gleckman said.

NY population declines

■ New York County, which is the borough of Manhattan, and San Francisco County, which is the City of San Francisco, led the nation with the highest percentages of population decline from April 1, 2020, to July 1, 2021, according to data published by the Census Bureau.

New York County had a population of 1,694,251 as of April 1, 2020. By July 1, 2021, it had dropped to 1,576,876 a decline of 6.9 per cent.

San Francisco County had a population of 873,965 as of April 1, 2020. By July 1, 2021, it had dropped to 815,201 a decline of 6.7 per cent.

Come and visit us

■ If you are considering coming over for a holiday in 2022, then I have got a special deal for you.

We would love to see you at the Ramada Plaza Hotel and Suites, 8585 Santa Monica Boulevard, West Hollywood.

I have secured a terrific holiday deal for readers of the Melbourne Observer and The Local Paper. Please mention ‘Melbourne Observer’ when you book to receive the ‘Special Rate of the Day’ for your advance bookings.

Please contact: Jennifer at info@ramadaweho.com

■ The finance minister ofAfghanistan before the Taliban took over the country is now driving an Uberin Washington to support his family.

Khalid Payenda oversaw a $6 billion budget in his homeland but fled as the country teetered on the verge of collapse.

Now the father of four has joined the gig economy and tells The Washington Post, “I feel incredibly grateful for it. It means I don’t have to be desperate.”

Payenda is also co-teaching a course at Georgetown University and occasionally speaking at think-tanks as he copes with a sense of rootlessness and failure.

“Right now, I don’t have any place,” he said. “I don’t belong here, and I don’t belong there. It’s a very empty feeling.”

Only in America

■ A Manhattan Spanish teacher yanked from the classroom after investigators found she sucked on a man’s nipple during a Zoom class, returned to the same school this month – stunning students who had witnessed the lewd display.

“It’s weird. It’s wrong,” a junior told The Post. “It was so embarrassing for her to come back.” The city Department of Education removed teacher Amanda K. Fletcher from Columbia Secondary School for Math, Science, and Engineering amid the COVID19 shutdown in October 2020 after investigators found she “engaged in an inappropriate sex act” while remotely instructing her class.

During the lesson, “Professor Fletcher”, as students called her, sat at a kitchen table eating spaghetti with a shirtless man standing behind her.

She appeared to “suckle” on the man’s nipple while rocking back and forth, then turned to the camera, smiled and wiggled her shoulders, the Special Commissioner of Investigation for city schools reported.

Medical marijuana doubts

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From my Suite at the Ramada Plaza Complex on Santa Monica Blvd

The numbers game

■ $2M: The amount of money raised for Ukraine by funnelling money through Airbnb bookings in the country.

■ $250,000: The amount of funds a group of friends crowdsourced to buy a Caribbean island. They plan to establish the world's newest and are looking for citizens.

■ $171,831: The total selling price for 74 original NASA photographs from the Apollo missions. The photos were sold at an auction in Copenhagen and included the famous snap of Buzz Aldrin on the moon, which sold for $7,700.

■ 52: The number of reptiles anAmerican hid in his clothing as he tried to pass Border Patrol agents in California. Agents seized nine snakes and ■ 43 horned lizards concealed in the 30-year-old's jacket and pants.

Crossing the border

■ In Korea, crossing illegally results in 12 years hard labour, in Iran/Saudi Arabia/Cuba jail indefinitely; Afghanistan shot; China/Venezuela likely never heard from again.

But crossing the American southern border illegally, immigrants now can receive based generally on arbitrary dictates of bureaucrats, free health care, welfare, food stamps, education, subsidized rent, even home loans, driver’s licence, credit card, social security card, job, right to “protest” against American law and culture, and in many cities/states the right to vote. The caravans keep growing. What a surprise.

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■ Medical marijuana fails to improve symptoms of pain, anxiety, and depression while increasing the risk that patients will develop an addiction to cannabis, a new study warns.

Researchers from Massachusetts General Hospital add that up to one in five users may develop cannabis use disorder (CUD).

The findings come from a review of medical marijuana card holders in the United States. A growing number of states now allow the use and sale of medical marijuana to help alleviate the symptoms of conditions including epilepsy, multiple sclerosis, and the side-effects from chemotherapy.

“There have been many claims about the benefits of medical marijuana for treating pain, insomnia, anxiety and depression, without sound scientific evidence to support them,” Professor Jodi Gilman said in a media release.

Curtains for your heart

■ Closing your curtains won’t just give you more privacy at night, a new study finds it can also protect your heart while you sleep.

Researchers from North Western University found that even a small amount of light exposure while sleeping increases the risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Researchers say heart rates rise and the body can’t rest properly when there’s light in a bedroom.

Their findings add that exposure to even moderate ambient lighting during night time sleep, compared to sleeping in a dimly lit room, harms cardiovascular function and increases insulin resistance the following morning.

“The results from this study demonstrate that just a single night of exposure to moderate room lighting during sleep can impair glucose and cardiovascular regulation, which are risk factors for heart disease, diabetes and metabolic syndrome,” says senior study author Dr Phyllis Zee in a university release.

“It’s important for people to avoid or minimise the amount of light exposure during sleep.”

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Movies, DVDs with Jim Sherlock, Aaron Rourke What’s Hot and What’s Not FILM: BELFAST (DVD & Blu-ray): Genre: Biography/Drama.

Cast: Jude Hill, Jamie Dornan, Judi Dench, Ciaran Hinds, Caitriona Balfe.

Year: 2021.

Rating:M. Length: 98 Minutes.

Stars: **** Review: Oscar winning semi-autobiographical coming-of-age comedy-drama that centres on a young boy's childhood with his working class family amidst the turmoil of Belfast, Northern Ireland, in the late 1960s.

Written and directed by Kenneth Branagh, who has described this as his "most personal film," this is a beautifully crafted valentine of family, community, political turmoil, cinema and irrevocable change, all brought vividly and believably to life thanks to an outstanding cast that includes Jamie Dornan and Caitriona Balfe as the parents, but most notably, the wonderful Judi Dench and Ciaran Hinds as the lovably arresting grandparents, and a stand-out scene-stealing performance by Jude Hill as the young boy Buddy at the centre of it all.

Primarily told in striking black & white by regular Kenneth Branagh cinematographer, Harris Zambarloukos, and aided by a superlative soundtrack by the legendary Van Morrison, along with virtuoso pacing, editing and period detail, this is as much a valentine and homage to cinema itself strongly and most delightfully referencing such films of the period as "One Million Years B.C." and "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang," as well as the TV series "Thunderbirds" and earlier films through television such as "High Noon" (1952) and "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance."

Often compared to John Boorman's equally outstanding 1987 autobiographical WWII comedy-drama "Hope and Glory," this stands very much on its own, "Belfast" is a highly spirited, funny, tragic, heartfelt, poignant, intelligent and marvellously entertaining journey of reality and myth that all too many will so easily relate to as their own, and when all is said and done, as you gaze at the end credits you'll be wishing for more. 2022 Oscar nominations include Best Picture, Best Original Screenplay, Best Supporting Actor (Ciaran Hinds), Best Supporting Actress (Judi Dench), Best Director (Kenneth Branagh), Original Song (Down to Joy by Van Morrison).

Winning the Oscar for Best Original Screenplay (Kenneth Branagh).

FILM: WEST SIDE STORY (Streaming on Disney+ and on DVD & Bluray): Cast: Ansel Elgort, Corey Stoll, Rachel Zegler, Rita Moreno, Ana Isabelle.

Genre: Musical/Romance/Drama.

Year: 2021.

Rating:M. Length: 156 Minutes.

Stars: ***½ Review: Classic "Romeo & Juliet" scenario that explores forbidden love and the rivalry between the Jets and the Sharks, two teenage street gangs of different ethnic backgrounds.

Big screen adaptation of the 1957 Broadway musical by Arthur Laurents, and subsequent 1961 multi-Oscar winning screen version, Steven Spielberg has created a dynamic multi-layered tapestry of old fashioned, old school musical prowess with modern day understanding and sensibilities, a big, bright, colourful, energetic and heartfelt cinematic experience on racial divide that dazzles the eyes unlike anything else that Spielberg has done before.

Stars Ansell Elgort as Tony (Baby Driver, The Fault in Our Stars), Rachel Zegler as Maria, and featuring another award worthy performance from original Oscar winning "West Side Story" alumni Rita Moreno, along with cast that consists primarily of newcomers, each and every one not only step up to the plate, they burst through the screen with an overwhelming passion and energy that will make this as memorable and revered as both the original Broadway presentation and Oscar winning film directed by Robert Wise and Jerome Robbins.

Exemplary on every level, from set design, production design, period detail, editing, cinematography by Janusz Kaminski, all driven with great force by the classic music and songs by Leonard Bernstein and Stephen Sondheim, Steven Spielberg and screenwriter Tony Kushner have delivered a gloriously fresh and vivid experience, a passionate, sweeping, witty, tragic and poignant classic musical fairytale of doomed love that audiences will relish and be inspired by for generations to come.

- James Sherlock

Rourke’s Reviews Everything, Everywhere All At Once

■ (MA). 140 minutes. Opens in cinemas April 14.

Imagine if Charlie Kaufman and Michel Gondry directed Jet Li’s The One, and you’ll be on the way to understanding what kind of journey you will be taking.

Michelle Yeoh is terrific as Evelyn Wang, a Chinese-American who runs a laundromat with her husband Waymond (Ke Huy Quan, who most audiences won’t have seen on screen since the mid 80s, in Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom and The Goonies), and has a tempestuous relationship with her daughter Joy (Stephanie Hsu).

Her very traditional father, Gong Gong (a superb James Hong), also lives with them.

While going through a particularly difficult audit with a tough IRS agent (Jamie Lee Curtis, having a whale of a time), Evelyn is suddenly made aware that the universe she lives in is not the only one, and that hundreds of others exist, each containing an alternate version of herself, and if she is unable to tap into their various skills, she won’t be able to defeat a powerful entity who wants to destroy everything.

Directors Dan Kwan and Daniel Scheinert (who helmed the frustrating misfire Swiss Army Man) have carefully thought through their script, which is meticulously plotted, and the world building is convincing and enthralling.

Unfortunately the emotional core doesn’t resonate as much as the film-makers would like, so the epic nature of the story doesn’t fully work, which in turn makes the 140 minute running time feel somewhat unjustified.

Due to this, some elements fall into repetition. Production values are strong. While not a total bullseye, this is good fun, where everyone fully commits to the material.

RATING - ***½

Happening

■ (R). 99 minutes. Opens in selected cinemas April 14.

More sensitive movie-goers may want to prepare themselves before going to see Happening, an outstanding, unforgettably intense drama, which shows in an unflinching manner the horrors that occur when reproductive rights are taken out of a woman’s hands.

Anne (Anamaria Vartolomei, in an incredible, supremely brave performance) is a student circa 1963, a smart and ambitious young woman who wants to become a teacher.

When Anne finds out she is expecting, she quickly finds out how hard it is to get support to terminate her pregnancy, as abortion is illegal in France at this time.

As each week goes by, and her options are quickly disappearing, Anne is forced to seek out a backstreet operator, and it’s a decision that could have serious repercussions on her health.

Based on the autobiographical novella by Annie Ermaux, this big screen adaptation by writer/director Audrey Diwan (Losing It) is passionate and confrontational, with the film-maker presenting the world of Anne and her friends in a natural, low-key fashion, filming a number of scenes in long, unbroken takes, intimately capturing her descent from a normal life where the world is her oyster, to a distressing, heartbreaking nightmare where a patriarchal system won’t allow her to choose what she does with her body.

Happening is not only a magnificent film, but an important one too, addressing a very real, sadly relevant subject, a horror story that appears to be returning to areas around the world (most prominently in the US).

Diwan deliberately makes what happens hard to watch, its graphic nature entirely appropriate, and hopefully audiences will see that this is a barbaric road that we cannot go down again.

RATING - ****½

The Good Boss

■ (M). 119 minutes. Opens in selected cinemasApril 14.

Writer/director Fernando Leon de Aranoa (Mondays In The Sun) returns with The Good Boss, a fluid, darkly funny, highly relevant film about how malignant modern work environments have become.

Javier Bardem is excellent as Blanco, the title character who exudes surface level charm which hides a cruel hypocrisy, believing image and success overrides basic human decency.

Blanco’s ability to control, seduce and crush those around him will be put to the test during a turbulent time for the manipulator, both on a personal and business level.

The film has a lot on its mind, dealing with topics such as employee expendability, gender and racial inequality, and power imbalance.

Even the product Blanco’s company manufactures, scales, is effectively used as a metaphor.

RATING - **** - Aaron Rourke

Top 10 Lists APRIL 10-16

THE AUSTRALIAN BOX OFFICE TOP TEN: 1. THE BATMAN. 2. RRR. 3. DOG. 4. UNCHARTED. 5. JUJUTSU KAISEN 0.

6. X. 7. BELFAST. 8. THE KASHMIR FILES. 9. MONSTER FAMILY 2.

10. SING 2.

NEW RELEASES AND COMING SOON TO CINEMAS AROUND AUSTRALIA: APRIL 7: AMBULANCE, FANTASTIC BEASTS: THE SECRETS OF DUMBLEDORE, IT SNOWS IN BENIDORM, MEMORIA, RABBIT ACADEMY. APRIL 14: EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE, THE GOOD BOSS, THE LOST CITY, HAPPENING. APRIL 21: CINDERELLA AND THE LITTLE SORCERER, THE NORTHMAN, THE UNBEARABLE WEIGHT OF MASSIVE TALENT, ITHAKA, POWER OF LOVE. TOP DVD AND BLU-RAY SALES: 1. GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE. 2. KING RICHARD. 3. SCREAM (2022).

4. THE EYES OF TAMMY FAYE. 5. RED ROCKET. 6. ADDAMS FAMILY 2.

7. COMING 2 AMERICA. 8. DEATH ON THE NILE (2022).

9. THE 355.

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■ For those who remember radio station 3DB in the 1950s, and the beginning of GTV Channel 9 in Melbourne ,you may recall Geoff Corke.

Geoff Corke was born in Melbourne in 1935.

His father was a rubber plantation farmer in New Guinea, and Geoff spent some of his childhood there.

The family were evacuated in 1941 when the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbour and returned to Melbourne.

Geoff went to South Auburn Primary School and then Scotch College.

When he left college, Geoff started working for International Harvester as a tractor salesman.

He loved radio and one day he heard an advertisement for a position at 3DB on Danny Webb's breakfast show. He applied for the job and started working there as an office boy.

Geoff advanced to being a turntable operator and worked with many of the radio personalities such as Eric Pearce, Jack Little, Dick Cranbourne, Geoff McComas, Binny Lum and Stephanie Deste.

He eventually became an announcer on 3DB and he had a late night program.

Geoff gained television experience doing oncamera work in the Brashs store window. Norm Spencer invited Geoff to join GTV Channel 9 and when the test transmissions began on the September 27, 1956, Geoff Corke became the first person in Melbourne to be seen on "live to

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air" television from the Mt Dandenong transmitter. The studios at Richmond had not been built at that stage.

When GTV9 opened in 1957 Geoff became a popular personality hosting breakfast shows and other programs such as Anything Goes, Penalty Box, Geoff and Judy and Happy Go Lucky.

Geoff was tall and "a gentle giant". When In Melbourne Tonight began, Geoff was working as the "off sider" to Graham Kennedy.

I used to go into the studios as an audience member to watch Geoff and Graham working together on - it was live television and brilliant to watch.

In 1958 Geoff married Val Ruff, who was a

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singer at the television station and they were featured on the front cover of the first TVWeek magazine.

The marriage lasted about five years and they had a daughter Lindy.

In the early 1960s Geoff took over as host of The Tarax Show as King Corky, King of the Kids.

When Geoff took leave, Philip Brady was the replacement as ‘Prince Philip’.

Ron Blaskett and ‘Gerry Gee’ were always a big part of the show.

Geoff Corke was a private man and retired from television and public life in the late 1960s and concentrated on other projects.

In 1979 he married Sue, who he met whilst in hospital and Sue was his nurse.

They were happily married for 14 years.

Geoff Corke passed away in 1993 at the age of 58 after a long illness.

Geoff is the uncle of 3AW's Simon Owens.

Kevin Trask Kevin can be heard on 3AW The Time Tunnel - Remember When Sundays at 10.10pm with Philip Brady and Simon Owens.

And on 96.5 FM That's Entertainment - Sundays at 12 Noon. www.innerfm.org.au

Extended Canvas at Town Hall Gallery Review: Beauty

■ Whether it is said by Plato, Hungerford orLawrence Mooney ‘beauty is in the eye of the beholder’ and, as the latter said, does not come from the audience of his latest show Beauty.

He is probably right too, with the almost full house at the Athenaeum Theatre consisting of over forties, a generation whose beauty is now not so obvious, yet old enough to know and appreciate this comedian /actor.

Mooney is a seasoned performer who can keep a show moving for over an hour with just a microphone and a couple of slides.

No topic is off limits, as such I would not recommend this show to under 20s or anyone easily offended by sexual, racist or ageist humour.

Much of Mooney’s show is visual; he is a terrific physical performer and can really create an image, mostly literally ‘below the belt’. Both the male and female body are described in detail.

Whilst nothing was off limits and an open mind required for most of the show, Mooney went too far with’ jokes’ about child sexual abuse.

I am glad I had not invited anyone I know personally traumatized by this and hope Mooney can reconsider these inclusions in future shows.

Lawrence Mooney is not just a terrific storyteller or stand up comedian he is a talented actor with an ability to impersonate.

He engaged the audience well by responding to those calling out respectfully as well as inviting us all to take part in a Malcolm Turnbull speech class.

‘Good on you’ Lawrence Mooney for maintaining a career for so many years that can still fill a venue of people ready and willing to laugh out loud.

- Review by Elizabeth Semmel

■ Extended Canvas is a major exhibition at Town Hall Gallery exploring the dynamic and innovative nature of contemporary painting.

The traditional grid and two-dimensional picture planes are replaced by modern surfaces, including drop sheets, virtual space, and the gallery wall itself.

Exhibition opens April 23 and closes July 2.

MyArts My Culture Celebrate the community’s cultural diversity and creativity with My Arts My Culture.

The new program follows the story of seven artists connected to Boroondara, exploring how their culturesare informed through their artistic practice.

You can experience My Arts My Culture by visiting an exhibition, learning about the stories f artists through online video series, and engage with an educational resource.

Exhibition closes June 30.

Town Hall Gallery 360 Burwood Rd, Hawthorn

The Ledger Collection

■ Laurence (Laurie) Ledger MBE and Emma Ledger and their farming enterprise ‘Wooleen’ are major benefactors to the gallery, donating works that have formed the backbone of the Collection and featured n many exhibitions.

This exhibition is drawn entirely from the works donated by the Ledgers, celebrating their incredible legacy. Displayed as a ‘salon hang’ the exhibition features over 200 works, which is approximately half of the Ledger’s total gift of artworks.

Exhibition closes 2023.

The Human Figure Benalla Art Gallery presents a suite of key figurative works from the Benalla Art gallery Collection.

This exhibition explores the ways in which artists have depicted the human figure across time. Many of these works are if anatomical interest, showing how the human body behaves in repose and in motion. On another level, these works highlight evolving social norms, such as fashion and selfrepresentation.

The inclusion of both historical and

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with Peter Kemp contemporary works also underlines a broadening of artistic style and intent when depicting another body.

Exhibition closes April 10.

Banksia – Atong Atem Exploring the lesser-known history of Australia’s first African settlers, Banksia considers migrant stories from a non-colonial perspective.

The video – accompanied by an amazing score by Melbourne composer JerryAginya, and photographic series work in conjunction to reveal otherwise obscured layers of history on a cinematic scale.

The works highlight the experience of African men and women who arrived on the First Fleet in 1788 – a colonial history that started long before Atem’s own family arrived from South Sudan in 1987 In fostering a deeper understanding of Australia’s fist African migrants, Atem interrogates the shaping of national policy throughout the centuries.

The video work Banksia was commissioned by Rising and Illuminate Adelaide in partnership with The Nielson Foundation. Benalla Art Gallery will present for the first time a gallery exhibition of the photographic stills in concert with a gritty outdoor screening of the work of the video Banksia.

Venue: Simpson Gallery Exhibition opens April 16 , closes June 26.

Benalla Art Gallery, Botanical Gardens, Bridge St, Benalla

● Clive Palmer ■ For those who asked here is the amount of hard earned that CIive Palmer spent on election advertising during March. The staggering amount was $9,674,757 on print, TV and radio for the United Australian Party.

Farewell Jacqui

■ Sports presenter Jacqui Felgate has left the building. Jacqui has been a member of Channel 7 newsroom for almost 10 years and her knowledge of all things AFLhave made her a standout.

Jacqui will become a proud Mum to her two young daughters. The Rumour Mill suggests Jacqui could return from time to time for special events like the Brownlow Medal count.

News from the Grammy Awards

■ The Biebers were there: Justin thought it was fancy dress and wore a grossly oversize Balenciaga suit topped with a pink beanie. His model missus looked stunning in a white, strapless long dress.

Justin had reason to stand out as he was nominated for eight Grammy categories for his current single 'Justice'.

Beast given the Boot

■ Mark Labbett - you may know him as 'The Beast' - has been given the heave-ho from further appearances on the US version of The Chase TV show.

No reason given but 'The Beast' has scored a return to cable quiz show 'Master Mind', so he won't be lining up for the dole. Dismissal from US version has no bearing on Australian game show seen weekdays on Seven.

Related to the Queen

■ Still on the subject of The Chase there is gossip overseas about brainbox Anne Hegerty being the 90th cousin of the Queen. Fact or fiction the news made headlines when a TV show traced Anne's DNA. - John O’Keefe

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Backyard hens key to increasing self-sustainability ■ By Giuliana and Jason of Talking Hens at Merricks ‘Sustainable, Fun and Friendly Backyard Pets’

■ Many people either own backyard hens or know of someone who does. The growing popularity has largely been due to families wanting to become more self-sustainable.

So why is keeping backyard hens so good for your family?

Well, hens make for fantastic pets! Our breed of hens are Hy-line Browns which are extremely friendly and placid.

They love company and like nothing more than to spend time interacting with their owners.

We hear lots of entertaining stories from our customers such as their hens going on school runs, on swings with the kids and happily jumping up onto their laps.

Good egg-laying breeds like our Hy-Line’s also quickly pay for themselves by providing your family with highly nutritious and delicious eggs throughout the year.

Their eggs are high in protein and minerals but low i n calories. You also have peace of mind knowing exactly how your hens are treated and what food they have eaten.

Of course, you can’t get more “local” food than what you get from your ownbackyard! When combined with a vegetable garden, your family becomes far more self-sufficient and able to live more sustainably.

If you really had to avoid social contact, your hens and vegetables could keep your household well fed over the long-term.

Hen ownership also teaches children some important, practical lessons about life. Not only do they need to be responsible for feeding and providing water for their hens but they must collect eggs daily and keep the coop clean and safe.

Excess eggs can also be sold or given away to friends and neighbours which is a great way of benefiting others in your local community.

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Crossroads

By Rob Foenander info@countrycrossroads com.au

At Frankston Bowls

■ Rogers Delfos and the Beatriders will entertain at the Frankston Bowls Club, corner Yuille and Williams Sts, on Sun day (Apr. 17) from 1pm-5pm as part of the Southern Country Music roster of performers. John Lawrence Band will be the featured act on May 15.

Hot and cold snacks, door prizes and a great dance floor are all on offer to make it a fun afternoon. Tickets 0409 863 559. Double vaccination is required for entry

Gippsland Festival

■ Mossvale Park Gippsland will come alive with an A-list of Aussie country music stars on Saturday, April 23.

Kasey Chambers, The Wolfe Brothers, Travis Collins, Adam Harvey plus Melbourne band Darlinghurst and other high profile acts will be the feature entertainment on the day. Carnival rides, woodchopping, food trucks and activities for the kids will make it a family friendly event.

More info and tickets https:// www.gippslandcountrymusicfestival.com/

ANZAC, Viet vets

■ In the lead up to ANZAC Day, a new production rememberingthehit songs, stories, and indeed laughter that came from WWII and the VietnamWar will play at the FrankstonArts Centre on April 22. Starring the talented Chris McKenna, Roy Best, Jaz Flowers,Alison Jones and Caroline Vercore the show is sure to be hit with the audience. https://artscentre.frankston.vic.gov.au

■ With so much choice at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival there should be something for everyone, Madeleine Stewart in my mind is that someone for everyone (over 16 – some coarse language).

In her 2022 show So Brave, Stewart tells her very personal story. Most of it is funny, some very intimate, all interesting, fresh, quirky and unique.

This 60 minutes was gone in no time, I could have enjoyed an hour more. There was a lot to laugh at. I did, out loud, along with others in the audience.

Not all of Stewart ’s show is funny. I found myself tear up on occasion with some very raw, personal family disclosures, some of which made me uncomfortable.

I am not sure how much a comedian should use parents for material, but it did provoke thought and highlight the negative influence some thoughtless words and behaviours can have on children.

Madeleine Stewart was mostly positive about the various influences on her life, and to those she wasn’t sounds like they deserved the ridicule.

She was ‘So Brave’ sharing so much of her life with a group of strangers out for a laugh on a Friday night.

Can’t be easy putting your whole self out there, no music, very few (cleverly used) props, just a woman, microphone and a unique,

interesting, often hilarious, very visual story to tell.

Madeleine Stewart, to quote many others in her life ‘you’re so funny’, with director Jason Marion she has put together a show not to be missed at this year’s event. See for yourself.

Until April 10. (6.45pm, Sun.5.45pm) at The Malthouse, The Tower.

Bookings: www.comedyfestival. com.au

No Ball Games Allowed

■ Out of the first lockdown in Melbourne in 2020 came this postdramatic play written by Kristen Smyth (she-her), a work that explores where a young woman disappears and her life is remembered, a life that was both unsettling and particularly cathartic.

He further explains that as a trans woman, his mother struggled with accepting his transition and so to channel his sadness and frustration the seeds of No Ball Games Allowed were born.

The 50-minute work is set on a raised stage with a clever backdrop of a mirror wall tilted toward the audience that gives us a virtual 3D effect during the course of the dialogue and movement.

A cinematic backdrop of archival family footage and original film, created by Pat Coyle, were pro-

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ised the audience to expect dark humour, oversharing, astrology banter and a bit of Madonna inspired dancing. She delivers all this as well as raw honesty with her friendly delivery. Michele sees every new task, job or even meeting new people as being like a virgin.

Her opening costume is a Madonnaesque (Like a Virgin) white dress completed with a Pop Star belt and large silver cross necklace.

She argues that like all Virgos she likes to take her time and do things at her own pace, regardless of how frustrated others may be.

Michele reveals that she is now 41, even though she looks much younger. She rejects the notion that she is a late bloomer. Afterall who can decide what the right age is for doing anything in life. It was good to have this refreshing performer challenge many ideals and notions.

Initially, Michele seemed tentative and unsure but as she continued her confidence as a performer grew. It would be good to have a strong opening story to enhance the show. Her delivery was understated but calm and friendly.

As a bisexual, she has a lot to say about sexuality. Michele’s ‘COVID’ lockdown outfit and stories worked well.

The final on-stage costume ■ Club Voltaire in Nort h change was a highlight.

Melbourne is the venue for Michele Like a Virgo continues until April da Costa’s first MICF show.

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Brazilian-born Michele prom- Lyn Hurst jected supporting Smyth’s poetic text.

Supporting Kristen Smyth in this on stage two hander was well credentialled Mia Tuco as the much-troubled young woman remembering a life of opportunities that were never fully embraced. A most captivating performance by Tuco.

Moments of joy, sadness, angst had the audience reflecting on their own lives, do we really know the people close to us? An original composition and music by Robert Downie and Rachael Lewindon from off stage complimented the work of Smyth and Tuco, all under the direction of Kitan Petkovski A late start and at times the music overtook the actors and dialogue was hard to follow. However, that aside, a stream of falling water collected to the centre of the stage allowed for deeper reflections, that all was revealed at the end when the stage floor opened. A clever ending.

Until April 9 at 7.30pm at Theatre Works, 14 Acland St., St Kilda www.theatreworks.org.au - Review by Graeme McCoubrie

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THE TOP 5 STR ATEGIC MO VES MOVES WE COULD MAKE TO TERRIFY THE CHINESE MILIT ARY MILITARY ARY..

5. Give them a really good laugh ... show them our ammo reserves.

4.Threaten them with one of our “lockdowns”.

3. Make them join the cast of MAFS. 2. Get Lord Sugar to glare at them.

1. Tell ‘em COVID 22 is running rampant in the Solomon Islands.

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Sport

CUP GOES TO BACKMARKER

■ It was Aldebaran Park Bendigo Trotters Cup Night on Friday, with the $30,000) 2650 metre (Group 2) feature going to lone 20 metre backmarker Always Ready for Pat Driscoll’s Yabby Dam Farms Pty. Ltd. And a host of other shareholders.

Trained at Cardigan by Anton Golino Always Ready a 6Y0 Ready Cash-Class Of Her Own entire driven by Jack Laugher stepped safely to settle at the tail of the field after outsider Jackson Square led from barrier five before handing over to Robbie Royale after a quick start from 10 metres.

Once the field settled in formation, Always Ready was set alight to be handed the lead on a platter and with no pressure being applied, coasted to the wire 2.9 metres ahead of Illawong len-baker@ Stardust (one/one from 10m) which moved to bigpond.com race in the open from the bell and tried hard. with Len Baker Robbie Royale used the sprint lane for third a half neck away. In quarters of 30.2, 32, 28.3 and 28.1, Always Ready returned a mile rate of 2Jess after trailing the leader Just As Well 04.6, well outside McLovin’s 2-00.3 set in 2019. inside him after an unsuccessful bid for the lead, used the sprint lane to record a last stride head margin over the pacemaker, with Byalla Boy (four back the markers – one/two last lap) third ■ Yarra Valley commenced the week on Mon- 5.9 metres back after making the final bend four day April 4 with an entertaining program which wide. The mile rate 2-00.4. saw a number of both training and driving doubles.

Bolinda trainer Brent Lilley provided a pair of five year old’s to win their respective races - ■ Mildura raced on Tuesday with action Love You-Focus On Me gelding Kyvalley aplenty taking place, no more so than in the fast Surfrider the United Petroleum Trotters Mobile class event – the $10,000 Tenderprint Australia over 2150 metres and Majestic Son-The Bog Pace over 1790 metres taken out by 5Y0 Sungelding Emdeegee the Eastern Generator Hire shine Beach – Miss Laura Jane gelding Ozzie Trotters Handicap over the same trip, both driven Battler.

by Chris Alford.

Trained at Strathfieldsaye by Julie Douglas, ■ Kyvalley Surfrider enjoyed a sweet trip from Ozzie Battler flew away from outside the front gate four trailing the leader Dellsun (gate three) line to lead easily for Jack Laugher setting a before using the sprint lane to prevail by 3.5 slick tempo. Challenged on turning by Mailman metres in a rate of 2-04.3. Stick With Me also which had trailed from the pole and eased into used the sprint lane for third 1.1 metres back the clear on straightening after Bernie Winkle after following the pair. (stablemate of the leader) had joined him apEmdeegee coming from a 30 metre proaching the final bend. Ozzie Battler shifting backmark settled at the tail apart from a few almost three carts off the markers in the straight gallopers before going forward mid race to join appeared to impede Mailman’s progress as the the leader The Girls Gotflair (barrier two) prior pair went head and head to the wire, with Ozzie to the bell.

Battler scoring by a half head only.

Taking over with a circuit to travel, Mailman’s driver Neil McCallum immediEmdeegee scored by 1.7 metres from The Girls ately lodged a protest against the winner with Gotflair and Sovereign Minx (20m) one/one last the majority of people watching on course and lap but a gap off the leader, finishing 5.8 metres Sky anticipating it was a forgone conclusion that away. The mile rate 2-02.9. this would be upheld considering the interfer■ Toolern Vale trainer Shane Hoban combined ence, however after a long hearing, it was diswith Brad Chisholm to chalk up a double with A missed allowing Ozzie Battler to keep the race Rocknroll Dance-Libbys First filly Trinitys De- in a mind boggling decision. light taking the 2150 metre Hirsch Hill Estate It wasn’t to stop there however as third 3Y0 Maiden Pace and 5Y0 Mach Three-Aquae placegetter Caulonia Terror after trailing MailSulis gelding Stormtide the 1st Heat of the long man from the bell and using inside runs, ran standing Eureka Series sponsored by T over a couple of markers on the home turn and Ferdinand, also over 2150 metres. was relegated to fourth promoting Bernie Winkle Trinitys Delight beaten for speed from gate to third. The mile rate 1-56.5. two by Machane Said (gate five) quickly moved ■ It doesn’t happen all that often in harness around him hitting the back straight on the first racing, but Broken Hill visitor Rojenbye at fixed occasion and was never headed, reaching the odds of $126 snared the TAB Long May We wire by 5.5 metres from Machane Said along Play Pace over 1790 metres. the sprint lane to no avail.

Trained and driven by John Garnaut, Norms Lady which raced exposed from the Rojenbye a 5Y0 gelded son of Shadow Play and pole was third a half head away. The mile rate Imachicitoo settled three back in the running 1-59. Most promising Stormtide brought up three line from gate four as Star Shine led from inside wins in succession after being taken back to the him. tail of the field from gate five.

Going forward three wide in the last lap and Gaining a nice ride home on the back of Argh four wide on the home turn, Rojenbye ran home Me Hearty ahead of him in the last lap, stylishly to register a 1.4 metre margin over the Stormtide ran home strongly to gain the day by leader, with Bezzabomba (five back the marka neck from Diagos Diamond along the sprint ers) running on late for third 3.3 metres back. lane off the back of the poleline leader and The mile rate 2-01.8. favourite Roll With Eunice, with Argh Me Hearty ■ Mildura owners Peter and Avis Argiro rethird 1.8 metres away. The mile rate 2-00.6. ceived some consolation for the relegation of ■ Greg Sugars continued his recent run of luck Caulonia Terror when 4Y0 Courage Under Fireafter driving 4Y0 Lincoln Royal-Powerful Prin- Caulonia Babe gelding Caulonia Courage scored cess mare Powerlinc to victory in the 1650 metre in the 2190 metre Mallee Bearings Pace.

Yarra Valley Toyota Maiden Pace and 4Y0 Trained by Luke Watson and driven by wife Captain Treacherous-La Machane gelding La Kathy, Caulonia Courage starting outside the Captain to salute in the second Heat of the De front line was restrained to the rear as stablemate Bortoli sponsored E.K. Bray Country Clubs Pace Headbanger starting inside the second line came (2nd Heat) over 2150 metres. off the back of the poleline leader Squatter ShPowerlinc (four back the markers from gate annon on the first turn to assume control. four) raced uncovered from the bell, proving Still a mile away in the last lap, Caulonia too strong at the finish for the leader The Falcon Courage after making the home turn six wide, Prince by 2.2 metres in a 1-57.9 rate. motored to the wire to record a runaway 7.6 Follow The Eclipse was third 8.3 metres away metres margin in a rate of 2-00.6 from Aces Are after trailing the pacemaker. La Captain (gate Counted five wide home turn off a three wide four) a prohibitive $1.45 favourite trained by wife double trail last lap and Come On Elvis who was

Harness Racing

Doubles at Valley

Action aplenty

always handy finishing a head away.

■ Nichols Point part-owner/trainer Ian Campbell brought up two wins in succession with 4Y0 Live Or Die-Visual Image gelding Cemetery Bay when taking the Happy Birthday Terry Hanson Pace over 1790 metres.

With Alex Ashwood in the sulky, Cemetery Bay starting from the extreme draw angled to trail the leader from the pole Goodtime Maddie receiving a charmed passage.

Angling into the clear on the home turn, Cemetery Bay finished best to prevail by a head over the leader, with Muckinbar Diva third 5.3 metres away from a mid-field passage. Raced by Ian and wife Mary, Cemetery Bay returned a mile rate of 1-57.2.

Sulky Snippets This Week

■ Wednesday – Mildura, Thursday – Geelong, Friday – Maryborough, Saturday – Melton, Sunday – Warragul (Cup)/Echuca, Monday – Hamilton, Tuesday – Mildura.

9 events at Shepp.

on the back of the leader Bentleigh (gate six), Loyola Rocknrolla angled away from the mark■ Shepparton was Wednesday’s venue with ers on the final bend to issue a challenge and another nine event card. ran home best to record a five metre margin.

Tatura trainer David Abrahams’ Muscle Hill- Royal Cadence (four back the markers) was Figment 4Y0 gelding Seeyouinmydreams raced third 4.7 metres away. The mile rate 1-59. by the family’s Veritas Holdings Pty Ltd, broke through for his first victory at start number ten by winning the Equine After Care Trotters Mobile over 2190 metres.

■ The trotters were the highlight of the Ballarat Driven by Nathan Jack, Seeyouinmydreams fixture with Moyreisk co-trainers Barry and led throughout from the pole and after an easy Ashley Ainsworth snaring the quinella in the time, kicked away approaching the home turn to Petstock Petspiration Trotters Mobile over 1710 easily account for Abbie which came from the metres when 6Y0 Majestic Son-Calder Fury tail after a bad beginning, with gelding Beware The Fury defeated 6Y0 MajesBerriesandcherries (one/one) third 3.9 metres tic Son mare Majestic Achiever. back. The mile rate 2-01.8.

Driven by Ashley, Beware The Fury despite ■ Locksley owner/trainer John Nissen has racing uncovered from gate four outstayed his something special in four year old Love You- rivals to score by a neck from Majestic Achiever Elusive Charm gelding Locksley Lover who was (Ada Massa) which trailed the weakening a brilliant victor of the Pacing For Pink Mothers poleline leader Rosies Pride before angling to Day Trotters Handicap over 2190 metres. trail the stablemate on turning. Bellmac Bambi First up since November following a fruitful (one/two) four wide home turn was third 2.7 three year old season, Locksley Lover with regu- metres back. The mile rate 2-02.2. lar driver Rebecca Bartley in the sulky was given ■ Revitalised 10Y0 Framework-Melva Grace plenty of time to find his rhythm after stepping gelding Uncle Al brought up two wins in successafely from 10 metres as the tapes released set- sion when greeting the judge in the So Soft tling near last asAlluring Tyron began very fast Marshmallows Trotters Mobile over the same from 10 metres to lead before allowing 20 metre trip. Crossing the leader Well Deserved (gate equal backmarker Hateitwhenyourrite to cross three) shortly after the start from gate six, Uncle him mid-race.

Al trained and driven by Anne-Maree Conroy Going forward three wide solo racing for the defied all challengers to run out a 3.3 metre vicbell to join the leader for the final circuit, Loxley tor over a death-seating Black And Gold in a Lover cruised effortlessly to the front well be- rate of 2-03.7. Well Deserved was third 2.1 fore the home turn and with the race well in metres back after never getting a clear run. control on straightening, coasted to a 12.4 metre ■ The BDTC150 On Twitter Trotters Mobile victory in advance ofAlluring Tyron and Yan- saw Dunnstown trainer David Murphy’s 4Y0 kee Lover who was always handy after being Danny Bochea-Its All Me mare Win Flynn sucleft exposed after Locksley Lover had raced cessful in 2-05.2. With son Declan in the sulky, clear finishing 1.4 metres away in third place. Win Flynn (gate two on the second line) settled The mile rate 2-03.8. handy three back in the moving line as Fun On ■ There were some rough results during the Rum (gate two) led before handing over to evening with Prosecco Boy (Mark Watson & Mariachi (gate four).

Ellen Tormey) taking the 3rd Heat of the EK Easing three wide in the last lap, Win Fynn Bray Country Clubs Pace at $19, Ferocious Son sustained a long run to register a strong perfor(John Tormey and Ellen Tormey) the Neatline mance, accounting for Mariachi and Countess Homes Pace at $21 and Forever Moments (Julie Chiron off a three wide double trail last lap. The Douglas and Jack Laugher) the Hunter Rural margins a half neck by a half neck in a rate of 23Y0 Pace at $31 resulting in the quaddie paying 05.2. a huge dividend of $52,062 with a carry over - Len Baker jackpot.

■ Doubles were also the order of the night with James Herbertson driving Guy Looks Good for Wayne Anderson and Jitterbug Arden for Jason Ross, Nathan Jack (Seeyouinmydreams as listed above and Kalypso King for Bathurst’s Michael ■ Paul Murphy, Chief Executive of the MeMunro) and Ellen Tormey as listed above with dia, Entertainment and Arts Alliance has conProsecco Boy and Ferocious Son. firmed he will not seek to renew his contract when it expires in February 2023.

Paul, who was appointed to the position in ■ Thursday was double day with Charlton in 2015, said the time is right for him to move on after 10 years in senior roles with the union. the day and Ballarat at night.

He has been a member of the MEAA for At Charlton, Terang trainer/driver Mattie over three decades.

Craven’s beautifully bred American Ideal-GumThe MEAA will shortly begin a search for drops gelding Raindrops on debut was successful in the Cricket Club Hotel 3Y0 Maiden Pace a new Chief Executive, with Paul remaining over 2100 metres, leading most of the way from in the position as long as necessary to assist gate four to account for Codename Marcus (gate with the transition of his replacement. six - one/one) by three metres in a rate of 1-59.2.

Skaken Sands after leading out from gate three was third 8 metres away.

■ Mattie was to bring up a driving double after ■ Sharon O'Neill is back at the ABC as a TV News Producer for the broadcaster's Afsteering Mallee trainer Reece Moore’s 5Y0 A Rocknroll Dance-Karinda Gem gelding Loyola ternoon Briefing program. She is currently Rocknrolla to land the Josephine O’Gorman @ working with the team to cover political news during the show, to coincide with the ABC's The Agency Victoria Pace over 2100 metres.

Enjoying the run of the race from gate four federal election coverage.

Trots highlight

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Sports History

District race meetings of the 1880s ■ The Whittlesea Races meeting of 1882 was reported in The Evelyn Observer (Dec. 29): The annual meet of the above race club was held in the paddock adjoining Mr. Timms's hotel, Whittlesea, on Boxing Day. The weather was all that could be desired. There was a very good attendance. Mr. Timmss had a booth on the course, which was well stocked with refreshlments, and, its a matter of course, was well patronised by the public.

The racing on the, whole was good, and there were no disputes or serious accidents to mar the pleasure of the onlookers.

Mr. Taubman had very hard luck with his horse Young Confusion, who start for three events, and made a mull of each one; dislodging his rider twice, and running inside a post.

The Stewards, Messrs. R. Batten, E.H. Sorrell, W. Patton. P. McCormack, T. Glover, A. McDonald, J. Johnston, E.H. Macmeikan, R. H. Abbott, J. Masters, and D. Smith, deserve great praise for the way in which they conducted the meeting, as also do Mr. D. Johnston, jun., starter, Mr. J. Clark, judge, Mr. W. 'Timms, and Mr. W. Smith, clerk of the course.

Mr. William J. Collier was indefatigable in his exertions as secretary.

Of the Maiden Plate, the Observer noted: “Six horses started.

Ranger taking the lead and winiing, with Edith a good second. The rider of Young Confusion came to grief about a quarter of a mile from the starting post, and the horse, getting clear of its rider, bolited, jumnping a fence on his way.”

The Handicap Hurdle Race, with prize money of 8 sovereigns, was run over about one and a-half miles, over eight jumps about 3ft 7in high.

“Three horses started. This was a very one-sided race, Councillor going to the front and taking the hurdles in good style. Nellie Grey went once round the course, and was then pulled off, standing no show against Councillor.

“Ranger baulked at the third jump; after a few attempts lie managed to get over, but neither whip nor spur would make him face the fourth leap.”

Three started in the Ladies’ Purse, with entries limited to horses that been the bona fide property of persons living within six miles of the racecourse.

“This was a good race between Barwon and Midge, Young Confusion running inside a post, so of course was out of the race.”

The Farmers’ Purse was run over about one and a quarter miles.

“Five horses were entered for this race; four started, Councillor being scratched. It was a hard rice between Hlilda and Sovereign; the weight telling too much on the latter, Hilda came in first.”

Three started in the Publican’s Purse. “Councillor took the lead but was soon passed by his companions.

Barwon winning with ease.

The Consolation Stakes was run for all horses that had been defeated during the meeting.

“Four started for this race. Sovereign gaining first honours. Young Confusion came to grass, but was not hurt.”

The ‘Hurry Scurry’ was the final race of the day: “This was the last race on the programme, and perhaps was the most exciting one of the day.

to £111) were carried offl by local horses. Mr. A.R. Wollcott securing £55 by Starlight winning the two principal events; Mr. W. C. Farrell £20, Mr. E. Jones £10, Mr. Irvine £10, Mr. Lowman £7, Mr. Lyons £5, and Mr. T. Armstrong £4.

“The meeting was well conducted, and passed off without anty mishap.” ★ “The recently-formed Eltham Racing Club held its first meet in the Eltham Park on the 21st inst.,” said The Evelyn Observer on January 27, 1888.

“A decade has almost passed away since the old club held its last race meeting, and it will be remembered by many of our readers that it was brought to an abrupt termination through a heavy downpour. of rain.

“Last Saturday's meet, in this respect, was far different, as the weather was delightfully fine. The course is an extremely picturesque one; this, however, is not saying that it is a good racing track.

“The surroundings of the course are really pretty, and admirably adapted for pic-nic parties; and if the meet is made an annual affair, it will sure to be well patronised by the general public.

“The attendance on Saturday last was large, many people from long distances paying the course a visit during the day.

“Book makers were there in large numbers, and kicked up an "infernal din" plying their calling; Welshers were there too, and more than one poor local innocent left the course undoubtedly poorer and unmistakeably sadder.

“Games of all sorts were to the fore; in fact, the swindling fraternity had quite a harvest.

“Mrs. J.Lithgow, the Lower Plenty Hotel, had a large marquee ercted on the ground, and catered to the thirsty and hungry public in a nmnner that reflected credit on herself. ● An advertisement in the Evelyn Observer published on November 25, 1887.

“The entries for the six events on the programme were sixty, but only “Nine horses started. Tomboy, “A sample of the stones thrown, a be desired. The course, owing to the 36 horses putt in an appearance at who was one of the last to get away large piece of road metal was pro- rain that fell during the preceding the starting post. from the starting post, was well pi- duced in Court. week,was, in places,wet and heavy, “As to the racing itself it was fairly loted through the crowd by his rider “Mr. Ah Pow; Chinese interpreter, and some of the jockeys got plenti- good, some of the events being well and won.” was present, and the Chinese were fully bespattered with mud. contested. sworn in thorough orthodox fashion, ★ “The attendance of the general “Just before the programme was The annual races for horse races by blowing out a lighted lucifer. public was large, in fact, it was the entered into it was amade known that “The Chairnian characterised the largest gathering ever witnessed at the ropes securing the various in the Christmas-New Year week included meetings at Yarra Flats assault. as cowardly. Fines, £1 14s Yarra Flats. hurdles had been cut by some un(Yarra Glen) and Whittlesea on Box- 6d,or 14 days on each charge were “No doubt the special train put on principled rogue, who had cheek ing Day, Diamond Creek on De- imposed.” to run from Lilydale to Yarra Flats enough, after they had been re-tied, ★ cember 29 (1883), and Lilydale on contributed the lion's shareof the at- to cut,them a second time.

The Boxing Day meeting at Yarra tendance.

New Year’s Day (1884).

“It is to be regretted that he was Flats (later named Yarra Glen) was ★ “The booking and swindling fra- not caught in the net.

At Whittlesea Police Court, advertised in The Evelyn Observer ternity wcer numerously represented “Mr,J. McPhail acted as starter, publican W. Timms was granted a in late 1887. and found plenty to patronise them. and Mr. E. H. Cameron as judge.

J. Irvine, Hon. Secretary, notified temporary licence to operate a booth “Mr. W. C. Farrell had a booth on The stewards being:- Messrs. W. at the Whittlesea Races on Decem- that races, starting at 1pm, would in- the ground, and his half-dozen bar- Crellin, A. Coppin, R. B. Peters, J. clude an Open Handicap Hurdle men were kept continually busy. ber 26, 1883.

Coleman,. E. Falkiner, J. Murray, Publicans from the district had Race, a District Maiden Plate, Open “The racing itself, taken as a and J. G. Yates, Mr. J. Irvine, secalso appeared at Court from their Evelyn Handicap,Open Selling Race, whole, was not first class, although retary; Mr. G. Vowles, handicanpper; the District Corinthian Cup, an Open in one or two instances the finishes Mr. W. Walsh, clerk of the scales; annual licences.

Renewals were granted to: James Handicap Pony Race, and a Conso- were close. and Mr. B. Coleman, clerk of the Patton, Upper Plenty Hotel; John lation Handicap.

“The time was slow, on account course: Weights were published in The of the heavy nature of the course.

Kenny, Royal Mail Hotel ; MargaIn the hurdle race, six started. ret Lyons, Willow Tree Hotel ; Wil- Argus daily newspaper prior to the The stewards are to be co mmended Evelyn appeared in grand form, and liam Tirnms, Whittlesea Hotel : meeting. on doing away with their past rule of Moscow looked a likely horse.

Bookmakers betting on the course post entry.

James Morris, Yan Yean Hotel; WilAgood start was effected, and the liam Dalmert, Lam Inn; Hotel ; Wil- had to pay 10 shillings each to the “This year they had cards printed, pace was very hot up to the first jump, liam J. Perkins, Bridge Inn Hotel. club. giving names of owners of horses, where a mull was made, and Plau“The annual race ineeting in con- horses' names, colors and weights dit at least was out of the oace.

On this court day, David Welsh and S. Windward were charged with nection with the above club took of the riders.

Gladiator was altogether too fithrowing stones and assaulting Ah place on the course in Mr. R.R. “The entries this year were thirty- ery, and would not keep to the, Hem aud.Ah Soung, Chinese mar- Woolcott's paddock, Yarra Flats, on eight, as shown by the card; ten out course; in fact, every race lihe started ket gardeners, Whittlesea,on the 9th Monday last,” reported the Decem- of these were scratched, leaving in he ran off. Moscow's ruler fell oft, thus leaving only Evelyn, Normann, November and on the 14th Novem- ber 30 edition. twenty.eight starters.

“The weather was all that could ber, when returning from Melbourne.

“The prizes (amounting in all aul Vanity to finish the race.

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AIR BED. Coleman.

Queen Size. Built in battery pump. Never used. $99. Yea. 0412 063 971.

M-P ASSORTED ITEMS. Roof bar, $70. Baby push chair, $10. Play pen, $10. Bike, adult, $20. Clothes dryer, new, $100. Filing cabinet, $40. Olive tree, $25. Fig Tree, $20. All GC. Narre Warren. 0402 483 707.

AUSTRALIAN PLANTS Magazine. From first copy December 1959 to March 1982. 86 copies (four missing), most copies bound.

Also 13 copies Canberra Botanic Gardens Growing Native Plants from 1972 to 1989. VGC. $50.

Research. 9437 1253.

N-Q BED. Wrought iron.

Single. Head and complete bed base. $25. Surrey Hills.

9808 9176.

L-O BEDS. 2. Single. Wth mattresses. As new. $40. Dandenong North. 0416 116 348.

M-P BED HEAD for child’s room. 3 shelves for toys, books. Built-in light. Solid timber.

GC. $30. Thomastown. 0428 833 398.

N-Q BENCH. Wrought iron.

Seats 3. Timber slabs across seat. Needs TLC. $60. Surrey Hills. 9808 9176.

L-O BOOKCASE. Baltic pine. UK made. 195h x 95 w x 30 deep.

Light baltic pine, colour: traditional style, carving to top.

Adjustable shelves.

EC. $300. Croydon.

0477 503 649.

N-Q CLASSICAL MUSIC and Composers. 27 CDs plus reference books. Including Betthoven, Mozart, Strauss. EC. $30 or best offer. Cranbourne. 0404 221 138.

N-Q COFFEE TABLE. 45cm w, 90cm long, 49cm high. GC. $30. Frankston. 9789 9796.

M-P COLLECTABLES. Memorabilia. VFL, AFL, Weg, Jamie Cooper. Lots of signatures. Lots professionally framed. Mount Martha. 0411 739 139.

M-P CUP, SAUCER, PLATE. Bone China. 50s style. VGC. $20 set.

Frankston. 9789 9796.

M-P DEHUMIDIFIER. Delonghi DDS25 Tasciugo Ariadry Compact. EC. $200.

Mordialloc. 0431 314 700 P-U

DINING TABLE. 240cm x 120cm.

Solid timber with 8 dark brown Silverwood upholstered chairs. EC. $550.

Mornington. 0413 586 333.

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GAS HEATER. Outdoor. With gas bottle.

VGC. $60. Rosebud.

0437 327 080. M-P GL ASS SHOWER SCREEN. Fits 900 x 900 shower base. No cracks, scratches, chips. Very clean. GC. $110. Croydon. 0408 332 181.

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PADDOCK CLEANER. Ideal for Alpaca poop paddock cleaning.

Near new condition. $250 ONO. Yarrambat. 0448 926 361.

N-Q PAPER SHREDDER. Fellowes P-57CE. Rarely used. EC. $35.

Croydon. 0477 503 649.

M-P PIANOLA. Fully reconditioned Antique Cable and stool.

About 80 rolls inclided. Downsizing.

GC. $110 of offer.

Mornington. 0448 677 840.

N-Q PHONE. Uniden.

White Extension cord.

GC. $25. Frankston.

9789 9796.

M-P RADIOGRAM. 1930sw.

Turntable not working.

Good ‘resto’ project. $50. Greensborough.

0406 939 273. O-R RECLINER CHAIR. Niagra therapy. EC. $4500. North Dandenong. 9795 1439.

P-U SANDWORM PUMP. EC. $40. Ringwood.

0401 193 027. J-M

SEWING MACHINE. Janome compact.

VGC. $75. Croydon.

9736 9690.

M-P SEWING MACHINE BASE. TLC Paint.

Marble Heavy Top. $70. Surrey Hills.

9808 9176.

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THERAPEUTIC HEAT PAD. Sunbeam. 240V. Rarely used. For back, shoulder pain.

As new. $30. Yea. 0412 063 971. M-P TILES. Two unopened boxes. Sand colour.

Will covere 2.70 sq m. New. $40. Ferntree Gully. 9758 3950.

L-O TRAILER. 6’ x 4’ Heavy Built Steel and jockey wheel. Lights not working. FC. $200 ONO. Yarrambat. 0448 926 361.

N-Q TREADMILL. Model Proform PF 3.6 electric. Weight 75kg.

Can be dismantled.

User manual included. Must pick up. EC. $100. Mont Albert. 0410 388 081.

L-O VIDEOS Variety westerns, travel, different states of Australia.

50c each. Frankston.

9789 9796.

M-P WATER TRANSFER PUMP. Yardworks.

Mdoel 1100TPO integrated trolley, 1100W, 4600lt/hr, stainless steel tank, thermal overload protection, extendable, folding handle. EC. $75 ONO. Westmeadows. 0402 282 477.

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WOOL. Patons Fireside 8-ply 50cm Australian made pure new wool. 2 packages unopened (20 balls) of white. Orginal cost $150. Sell $80 ONO. EC. Baxter. 0418 375 009.

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FRIENDS GETTING TOGETHER INC Friends Getting Together Inc is a not for profit club for single people aged 55 plus. We are not a dating agency. We have been operating successfully mainly in the eastern suburbs since 1994. The club hosts up to 30 events per month. Visit our website for more information - friends gettingtogether.org.au UFN 5.30pm Mondays.

Moonee Ponds Baptist Church, 45 Eglinton St, supports those from Moonee Valley in a tough place. All welcome for a free hot meal from 5.30pm on Mondays.

If you have food handling, listening or cleaning skills, then contact us to help out.

0466 075 820. UFN

DINING TABLE. Solid timber with 8 chunky leather chairs.

Colour: dark brown.

EC. $390. Donvale.

0418 380 095.

O-R DRYER. Hot point condensing type. No venting required as new cond. Rarely used. White colour.

EC. $150. Croydon 0477 503 469. P-U FABRIC. Viyella.

Cream, new, 5 metres, ideal for babies wear. New. $40.

Mentone. 0411 578 529.

J-M FILING CABINETS. Four, in clear plastic.

Matching. 115mm h x 115mm w x 120mm d. EC. $30 each. $110 the lot.

South Yarra. 9866 2600.

M-P FINE MUSIC Melbourne Librettos magazine.

41 copies from December 1994 to Octover 2001. EC. Research. 9437 1253.

N-Q FRIDGE. Westinghouse. Cool moist 311, working well, only needs to be on setting 2. Clean inside. Doors have marks. Fair Condition. Free. Eltham.

0431 253 476.

L-O FRIDGE. Model HR6BF47 used for one week. EC. $100.

Mordialloc. 0431 314 700 P-U FUR WRAP Ladies Shoulder ro Waist.

Musquash Fur. No sleeves. VGC. $150.

South Yarra. 9866 2600.

N-Q

HAY Excellent for horses, sheep, cattle. Rolls: $50. Kinglake. 040 529 469.

P-T HEATER. Dimplex Oil Filled Column Radiator with thermostat and 7-day timer. On castors. As new. $50.

Croydon. 0477 503 649.

P-U JAMES PATTERSON NOVELS. 60 book collection. GC. $20 or best offer. Cranbourne 0404 221` 138 N-Q MIRROR. Gold framed 38cm wide, 76cm long. Frankston.

9789 9796.

M-P MOBILITY SCOOTER. Red. Needs work but clean. Battery charger. $150. Baxter.

0438 240 597.

P-U

SAUSAGE FILLER. Red. Heavy duty. 15kg.

New. Still in box. Cost $1450, sell $600.

Keysborough. 0402 385 692.

P-U

SPORTS MATERIAL. Cricket, tennis books.

C/W Games items.

Olympic videos. Football Records 19601991. FC. Various.

Box Hill. 9890 7904.

P-U SPOTLIGHT. 24 volt DC. Sanyo. 19.5cm L x 12,5cm W. New. $15 each. Greensborough. 0406 939 273.

O-R STONEWARE JUGS. EC. $35 each. Ringwood. 0401 193 027.

J-M SHAMPOO MACHINE. Bissell Quick Wash.

Barely used. Cleans carpet, upholstery, rugs. EC. Cost $190, sell $75. Croydon.

9736 9690.

J-M THE GAME sports magazine collection.

1969 onward. Complete series - 126 issues. EC. $200 or best offer. Cranbourne 0404 221 138 N-Q

FURNITURE. Small wooden table, 50cm extends to 120cm.

Wooden cupboard, 90cm x 45cm. Outdoor white plastic table dual 90cm x 120cm. All $15 each. 3 padded folding chairs, $5 ea. GC. Box Hill South. 9890 7904.

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GARDENING TOOL. MTM 62CC Multi.

3.5HP new 5-in-1 chain saw, hedge trimmer extension 2.3 to 6.15m brush cutter whipper snipper. $150. Red Hill South. 5989 2789.

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WHAT’S ON SOCIAL BALLROOM DANCING. Lessons and practice, 7.30pm -10pm Wed. Scots church Hall, Yea. $5.

Dabnce: 1st Saturday iof moth. 7.30pm11pm. 0490 425 234 UFN

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with Kerry Kulkens ARIES: (March 21- April 20) Lucky Colour: Peach Lucky Day: Monday Racing Numbers: 3.2.6.5.

Lotto Numbers: 3.12.26.24.40.44.

Someone you have not seen for some time could come back into your life again. Some problems with communications so make sure your messages are understood and check all reservations.

TAURUS: (April 21- May 20) Lucky Colour: Green Lucky Day: Wednesday Racing Numbers: 5.6.2.5.

Lotto Numbers: 5.12.23.36.39.8.

You might have to consult the professionals regarding problems your loved ones are experiencing. You might have to put someone straight about a few things that have bothered you.

GEMINI: (May 21- June 21) Lucky Colour: Yellow Lucky Day: Friday Racing Numbers: 2.3.5.6.

Lotto Numbers: 2.13.25.40.5.44.

Very good time for financial dealings and improvement in other aspects are also indicated. Busy social time will give you a lot of enjoyment but very little sleep you might burn the candle at both ends.

CANCER: (June 22- July 22) Lucky Colour: Lilac Lucky Day: Monday Racing Numbers: 2.3.6.2.

Lotto Numbers: 2.13.5.19.7.22.

Improved health maters should give you a chance to improve on your income and look for a better paid job if the present one is not what you want. Someone could be taking an interest in you personally.

LEO: (July 23- August 22) Lucky Colour: Blue Lucky Day: Wednesday Racing Numbers: 5.6.2.3 Lotto Numbers: 2.13.26.24.40.11.

You might not be in the mood even when people are giving you hints left, right and centre. Later on your mood will change and give you a chance to enjoy yourself a little. Some luck with a person born in June.

VIRGO: (August 23- September 23) Lucky Colour: Cream Lucky Day: Tuesday Racing Numbers: 2.3.2.1.

Lotto Numbers: 2.13.26.36.34.40.

Good prospects in career matters and many new people to meet through your work. Look after your health and make sure you get enough rest. Love life should be improving slowly.

LIBRA: (September 24- October 23) Lucky Colour: Silver Lucky Day: Saturday Racing Numbers: 5.6.2.3.

Lotto Numbers: 5.12.26.36.30.22.

Best to be sure your loved ones know your true feelings to avoid problems in the relationship later on. Also health needs to be watched especially what you eat and drink.

SCORPIO: (October 24- November 22) Lucky Colour: Blue Lucky Day: Sunday Racing Numbers: 2.3.5.2.

Lotto Numbers: 2.13.25.40.6.20.

During this period many singles could meet the love of their lives and many already married could find a deeper feeling for their spouses. Business and career matters improving.

SAGITTARIUS: (November 23- December 20) Lucky Colour: Pink Lucky Day: Sunday Racing Numbers: 5.6.9.8.

Lotto Numbers: 5.12.26.36.37.44.

Listen to good advice during this period people in the position to do something could come to your aid. If starting a new business or career make sure everything is in writing.

CAPRICORN: (December 21- January 19) Lucky Colour: Yellow Lucky Day: Tuesday Racing Numbers: 4.6.2.1.

Lotto Numbers: 4.12.15.26.34.44.

Many moves ahead and you could be looking for a new place to live soon. Financial matters will need extra careful handling and taking an option will help you in the long run.

AQUARIUS: (January 20- February 19) Lucky Colour: Peach Lucky Day: Monday Racing Numbers: 1.3.2.5.

Lotto Numbers: 1.12.15.24.40.22.

Something you thought you were finished with could come back and haunt you. Asking for help will not make you look weak but sensible people are only too willing to assist you .

PISCES: (February 20- March 20) Lucky Colour: Green Lucky Day: Monday Racing Numbers: 5.6.9.3.

Lotto Numbers: 5.12.26.36.30.11.

Most people will be happy to agree with you during this period but tact and diplomacy will still be the best bet.

Something you started some time ago should show some profit soon.

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Scoreboard

Around the grounds across Victoria ■ Eastern Football League. Premier Division Seniors. Park Orchards 16.11 (107) d North Ringwood 7.8 (50). South Croydon 13.10 (88) d Berwick 10.10 (70). Norwood 15.26 (116) d Doncaster 8.11 (59). Rowville 16.13 (109) d Noble Park 12.11 (83). Vermont 13. (86) d Doncaster East 12.9 (81).

Blackburn v Balwyn.

Division 1 Seniors. Croydon 8.8 (56) d Lilydale 6.15 (51). Wantirna South 9.14 (68) d Beaconsfield 7.5 (47). Bayswater 14.13 (97) d Upper Ferntree Gully 4.6 (30). East Ringwood 7.12 (54) d Montrose 5.12 (42).

Mooroolbark 10.12 (72) d Mitcham 6.10 (48).

Division 2 Seniors. Heathmont 7.15 (57) d Th basin 6.6 (42). Ringwood 8.10 (58) d Mulgrave 7.5 (48). South Belgrave 16.10 (106) d Knox 10.3 (63). East Burwood 15.10 (100) d Templestowe 6.7 (43). Boronia 24.15 (159) d Oakleigh District 4.7 (25).

Division 3 Seniors. Scoresby 7.15 (57) d Glen Waverley 5.6 (36). Whitehorse Pioneers 10.10 (70) d Donvale 8.14 (62). Warrandyte 10.9 (69) d Waverley Blues 9.13 (67). Fairpark 11.9 (75) d Ferntree Gully 11.8 (74).

Coldstream: Bye. Division 4 Seniors. Croydon North MLOC 13.13 (91) d Nunawading 12.14 (86).

Chirnside Park 10.11 (71) d Surrey Park 9.8 (62). Forest Hill 15.10 (100) d Kilsyth 12.14 (86). Silvan: Bye. Premier Division Reserves. Park Orchards 22.13 (145) d North Ringwood 2.1 (13). Berwick 7.12 (54) d South Croydon 4.8 (32). Norwood 10.22 (82) d Doncaster 1.1 (7). Noble Park 15.6 (96) d Rowville 2.4 (16).

Vermont 14.15 (90) d Doncaster East 1.8 (14).

Blackburn v Balwyn.

Division 1 Reserves. Bayswater v croydon. Mitcham 11.11 (77) d East Ringwood 4.5 (29). Beaconsfield 12.6 (78) d Mooroolbark 6.6 (42). Lilydale v Upper Ferntree Gully.

Montrose 8.10 (58) d Wantirna South 1.8 (14).

Division 2 Reserves. The Basin 8.9 (57) d Heathmont 4.5 (29). Mulgrave 9.11 (65) d Ringwood 3.7 (25). Knox 12.6 (78) d South Belgrave 4.8 (32). East Burwood 6.6 (42) d Templestwoe 4.5 (29). Boronia 27.25 (187) d Oakleigh District 0.1 (1).

Division 3 Reserves. Warrandyte 15.12 (102) d Coldstream 2.2 (14). Donvale 12.13 (85) d Scoresby 5.5 (35). Glen Waverley 7.9 (51) d Fairpark 6.6 (42). Waverley Blues 7.8 (50) d Whitehorse Pioneers 4.1 (25). Ferntree Gully: Bye. Division 4 Reserves. Croydon North MLOC 8.10 (58) d Nunawading 5.4 (34).

Chirnside Park 7.7 (49) d Surrey Park 6.12 (48). Forest Hill 14.8 (92) d Kilsyth 2.5 (17).

Silvan: Bye. Premier Division Under 19.5. Park Orchards 13.6 (84) d North Ringwood 1.3 (9).

Berwick 8.12 (60) d Waverley Blues 5.8 (38).

Riowville 9.9 (63) d Noble Park 9.6 (60).

Vermont 20.9 (128) d Doncaster East 5.4 (34). Blackburn v Balwyn. Waverley Blues v Doncaster East.

Division 1 Under 19.5. Croydon 9.3 (57) d Bayswater 7.8 (50). East Ringwood Blue 6.11 (47) d Mitcham 3.12 (20). Beaconsfield 8.5 (53) d Mooroolbark 6.8 (44). Lilydale 14.11 (95) d Upper Ferntree Gully 6.7 (43). Wantirna South Green 9.8 (62) d Montrose 7.13 (55).

Division 2 Under 19.5. The Basin Red 21.14 (140) d Heathmont 2.3 (5). Mulgrave 9.11 (65) d Ringwood 5.6 (36). South Belgrave 16.10 (106) d South Croydon 1.2 (8).

Division 3/4 Combined Under 19.5.

Chirnside Park 10.15 (75) d Wantirna South White 4.6 (309). Warrandyte 13.20 (80) d Coldstream 1.3 (9). Donvale 10.14 (74) d Th Basin Green 0.2 (2). Kilsyth 8.7 (55) d Forest Hill 5.11 (41). Ferntree Gully: Bye. ■ Essendon District Football League.

Premier Division Seniors. Greenvale 20.14 (134) d Glenroy 9.6 (60). Aberfeldie 14.11 (95) d Essendon Doutta Stars 11.4 (70). East Keilor 10.13 (73) d Pascoe Vale 8.7 (55).

Maribyr-nong Park v Avondale Heights.

Strathmore v Kielor.

Division 1. Airport West 28.16 (186) d Criagieburn 8.7 (55). Tullamarine 25.13 (163) d Moonee Valley 9.7 (61). Rupertswood 14.10 (94) d Roxburgh Park 13.9 (97). West Coburg

17.13 (115) d Westmeadows 9.6 (60). Hillside v Sunbury Kangaroos.

Division 2. Taylors Lakes 12.19 (91) d Northern Saints 6.10 (46). Oak Park 46.33 (309) d Jacana 1.0 (6). Burnside Heights 12.6 (78) d Hadfield 9.12 (66). Coburg Districts v Keilor Park.

Premier Division Reserves. Greenvale 19.19 (133) d Glenroy 0.3 (3). Aberfeldie 23.16 (154) d Essendon Doutta Stars 0.3 (3).

East Keilor 10.16 (76) d Pascoe Vale 10.7 (67). Maribyrnong Park v Avondale Heights.

Strathmore v Keilor.

Division 2. Reserves. Northern Saints 13.10 (88) d Taylors Lakes 3.14 (32). Hadfield v Burnside Heights. Coburg Districts v Keilor Park. Oak Park: Bye. Premier Division. Under 18.5. Aberfeldie 1 20.9 129) d Essendon Doutta Stars 2.5 (17).

Greenvale 1 11.9 (75) d Pascoe Vale 8.11 (59). Strathmore 1 v Keilor. Marybyrnong Park: Bye. Division 1. Under 18.5. Airport West 10.8 (68) d Craigieburn 8.8 (56). Rupertswood 16.10 (106) d Moonee Valley/Avondale Heights 4.7 (31). West Coburg 16.17 (113) d Westmeadows 3.6 (24). Hillside 1 d Sunbury Kangaroos.

Division 2. Under 18.5. Northern Saints 24.12 (156) d Taylors Lakes 2.3 (15). Oak Park 18.10 (118) d Aberfeldie 9.2 (56).

Strathmore 6.14 (50) d Greenvale 2 3.7 (25).

Maribyrnong Park 2 v Hillside 2. Coburg Districts v Keilor Park. Hadfield: Bye. Women’s Premier Division. Oak Park 1 13.10 (88) d Burnside Heights 2.2 (14).

Moonee Valley 1 5.5 (35) d Aberfeldie 1.5 (11). Westmeadows 1 5.5 (45) d Keilor 5.1 (31). Maribyrnong Park 1 9.8 (62) d Hillside 0.2 (2).

Women’s Division 1. Essendon Doutta Stars v Pascoe Vale. Gisborne 7.15 (57) d Sunbury Kangaroos 1 1.1 (7). Greenvale 8.9 (57) d Strathmore 3.7 (25). Sunbury Lions 5.12 (42) d Moonee Valley 2 3.3 (21).

Women’s Division 2. Tullamraine v Oak Park 2. Airport West 5.8 (38) d Maribyrnong Park 2 1.2 (8). Westmeadows 2 v Coburg Districts. Sunbury Kangaroos 2: Bye. Women’s Under 18. Strathmore 22.18 (150) d Essendon Doutta Stars 0.0 (4). Taylors Lakes 9.7 (61) d Gisborne 6.11 (47).

Aberfeldie 5.10 (40) d Hillside 0.2 (2). Westmeadows 7.4 (46) d Maribyrnong Park 6.7 (43).

■ Mornington Peninsula Nepean Football League. Division 1. Seniors. Mt Eliza 11.16 (82) d Bonbeach 10.6 (66). Frankston YCW v Dromana. Pines 22.17 (149) d Edithvale-Aspendale 10.11 (71). Sorrento 20.13 (133) d Frankston Bombers 13.11 (89).

Red Hill 14.24 (108) d Rosebud 3.3 (21).

Division 2. Seniors. Langwarrin 13.11 (89) d Cheslea 3.4 (22). Hastings 14.7 (91) d Crib Point 11.12 (78). Devon Meadows 12.11 (83) d Karingal 4.9 (33). Pearcedale 26.10 (166) d Tyabb 8.14 (62). Somerville 12.19 (91) d Seaford 8.12 (60). Mornington 12.12 (84) d Rye 7.13 (55).

Division 1. Reserves. Mt Eliza 19.14 (128) d Bonbeach 4.2 (26). Frankston YCW 15.11 (101) d Dromana 1.2 (8). Pines 12.5 (77) d Edithvale-Aspendale 9.7 (61). Sorrento 9.9 (63) d Frankston Bombers 6.6 (42). Red Hill 17.12 (114) d Rosebud 2.3 (15).

Division 2. Reserves. Langwarrin 20.12 (132) d Chelsea 6.4 (40). Crib Point 12.13 (85) d Hastings 2.5 (17). Karingal 7.16 (58)_d Devon Meadows 6.9 (45). Pearcedale 17.18 (120) d Tyabb 7.2 (44). Somerville 11.6 (72) d Seaford 9.5 (59). Mornington 8.20 (68) d Rye 4.6 (30).

Division 1. Under 19. Mt Eliza 26.12 (168) d Bonbeach 0.2 (2). Frankston YCXW 8.13 (61) d Dromana 5.4 (34), EdithvaleAspendale 7.5 (47) d Pines 4.9 (33). Red Gill 17.23 (125) d Rosebud 1.1 (7). Frankston Bombers: Bye. Division 2. Under 19. Hastings 13.15 (93) d Crib Point 7.7 (49). Devon Meadows 22.13 (145) d Karingal 4.6 (30). Mt Eliza Yabbioes 13.11 (89) d Pearcedale 6.4 (40).

Seaford 10.8 (68) d Somerville 2.6 (18). Rye 10.12 (72) d Mornington 38.

■ Northern Football Netball League. Division 1. Seniors. Hurstbridge 14.14 (98) d Greensborough 13.15 (93). Heidelberg 16.13 (109) d Macleod 12.12 (84). Whittlesea 12.11 (83) d West Preston-Lakesoide 11.9 (75). Bundoora 13.12 (90) d Montmorency 11.10 (76). Northcote Park v North Heidelberg.

Division 1. Reserves. Hurstbridge 11.10 (76) d Greensborough 7.15 (57). Heidelberg 20.11 (131) d Macleod 8.6 (54). West Preston-Lakeside 22.10 (142) d Whittlesea 7.3 (45). Bundoora 9.5 (59) d Montmorency 6.6 (42). Northcote Park 7.11 (53) d North Heidelberg 3.3 (21).

Division 2. Seniors. Banyule 16.8 (104) d Thomastown 15.9 (99). St Mary’s 13.12 (90) d Watsonia 7.8 (50). Eltham 12.7 (79) d Diamond Creek 5.12 (42). Panton Hill 9.13 (67) d Epping 6.10 (46). Lower Plenty 18.17 (125) d Fitzroy Stars 3.5 (23).

Division 2. Reserves. Banyule 13.9 (87) d Thomastown 9.4 (58). Watsonia 12.14 (86) d St Mary’s 5.8 (38). Eltham 12.6 (78) d Diamond Creek 7.11 (53). Panton Hill 9.12 (66) d Epping 1.5 (11). Lower Plenty 32.12 (204) d Fitzroy Stars 4.3 (27).

Division 3. Seniors. Kilmore 12.9 (61) d Laurimar 10.11 (71). Reservoir 9.10 (64) d Lalor 4.9 (33). South Morang 13.11 (89) d Heidelberg West 10.7 (67). Old Eltham Collegians 16.11 (107) d Mernda 8.6 (54).

Division 3. Reserves. Laurimar 11.12 (78) d Kilmore 8.10 (58). Reservoir 7.15 (57) d Lalor 5.15 (45). South Morang 11.9 (75) d Heidelberg West 6.4 (40). Mernda 14.8 (92) d Old Eltham Collegians 7.4 (46).

■ Outer East. Premier Division. Seniors.

Narre Warren 15.19 (109) d Pakenham 10.13 (73). Woori Yallock 15.17 (107) d Olinda Ferny Creek 14.17 (101). Upwey-Tecoma 10.17 (77) d Office3r 10.6 (66). Wandin v Mt Evelyn.

MFNC: Bye. Premier Division. Reserves. Narre Warren 8.11 (59) d Pakenham 7.8 (50). Woori Yallock 11.5 (71) d Olinda-Ferny Creek 6.9 (45). Upwey-Tecoma 6.11 (47) d Officer 4.6 (30). Wandin v Mt Evelyn. MFNC Hawks: Bye. Division 1. Seniors. Healesville 11.15 (81) d Yarra glen 10.16 (76). GembrookCockatoo 24.14 (158) d Belgrave 5.8 (38).

Seville 17.14 (166) d Berwick 7.7 (49). Emerald: Bye. Division 1. Reserves. Healesville 16.14 (110) d Yarra Glen 3.5 (23). Belgrave 8.13 (61) d Gembrook-Cockatoo 8.7 (55). Berwick Springs 14.10 (94) d Seville 4.6 (30). Emerald: Bye. Division 2. Seniors. Kinglake 17.29 (131) d Brioadford 2.2 (14). Powelltown 20.11 (131) d Warburton-Millgrove 19.11 (125).

Yarra Junction 40.9 (249) d Yea 4.1 (25).

Alexandra: Bye. Division 2. Reserves. WarburtonMillgrove 21.13 (139) d Powelltown 4.3 (27).

Yea v Yarra Junction. Kinglake v Broadford.

Alexandra: Bye. Under 19 Boys. Narre Warren 17.20 (122) d Pakenham 2.1 (13). Emerald 5.7 (37) d Monbulk 5.5 (35). Healesville 14.8 (92) d Olinda-Ferny Creek 6.5 (41). Upwey-Tecoma 16.10 (106) d Officer 8.8 (56). Mt Evelyn: Bye. Under 18 Boys. Kinglake 16.9 (105) d Alexandra 6.7 (43). Seville: Bye. Warburton: Bye. Women’s Seniors. Monbulk 2.11 (23) d Thornton-Eildon 1.0 (6). Upwey-Tecoma 12.10 (82) d Pakenham 1.1 (7). Belgrave v Yarra Junction. Olinda-Ferny Creek 22.21 (153) d Seville 0.0 (0). Healesville 16.12 (108) d Yarra Glen 0.1 (1). Officer: Bye. ■ Southern Football League. Division 1.

Seniors. Mordialloc 15.9 (99) d Cheltenham 10.6 (66). St Kilda City 15.14 (104) d Springvale Districts 9.9 (63). Dingley 16.12 (109) d Port Melbourne Colts 12.15 (87).

Bentleigh 11.10 (76) d East Malvern 5.9 (39).

Cranbourne Eagles 19.18 (132) d St Paul’s McKinnon 7.13 (55).

Division 1 Reserves. Cheltenham 6.11 (47) d Mordialloc 2.7 (19). Springvale Districts 17.6 (108) d St Kilda City 4.8 (32).

Dingley 16.7 (103) d Port Melbourne Colts 6.5 (41). East Malvern 8.3 (61) d Bentleigh

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5.5 (35). Cranbourne Eagles 17.14 (116) d St Paul’s McKinnon 2.1 (13).

Division 2. Seniors. Highett 14.11 (95) d East Brighton 8.7 (55). Chelsea Heights 12.5 (77) d Hampton Park 5.16 (46). Caulfield Bears 17.23 (125) d Heatherton 5.3 (33). Doveton Doves 11.8 (74) d Keysborough 6.8 (44). Skye: Bye. Division 2. Reserves. East Brighton 25.20 (170) d Highett 1.1 (7). Hampton Park 9.12 (66). Cheslea Heights 7.4 (46). Caulfield Bears 18.17 (125) d Heatherton 4.5 (29).

Doveton Doves 10.10 (70) d Keysborough 2.7 (19). Skye: Bye. Division 3. Seniors. Murrumbeena 38.129 (247) d South Yarra 1.1 (7). Black Rock 13.18 (96) d Narre South Saints 6.9 (45). Ashwood 14.11 (95) d Clayton 8.6 (54).

Carrum Patterson Lakes 12.6 (78) d Endeavour Hills 10.12 (72).

Division 3. Reserves. Murrumbeena 16.10 (106) d South Yarra 5.7 (37). Black Rock 6.8 (44) d Narre South Saints 6.7 (43).

Ashwood 17.9 (111) d Clayton 9.3 (57). Endeavour Hills 9.11 (65) d Carrum Patterson Lakes 4.5 (239).

Division 4. Seniors. Dandenong 20.19 (139) d Lyndale 5.2 (32). Hallam 11.9 (75) d South Mornington 7.6 (48). Frankston Dolphins 10.13 (93) d Carberus 4.9 (33). Lyndhurst 18.16 (124) d Hampton 7.6 (48). Doveton Eagles 14.6 (90) d Moorabbin Kangaroos 14.10 (94).

Division 4. Reserves. Dandenong 20.12 (132) d Lyndale 5.2 (32). Frankston Dolphins v Cerberus. Moorabbin Kangaroos 24.14 (158) d Doveton Eagles 1.3 (9).

■ Western Region Football League. Division 1. Seniors. Hoppers crossing 22.15 (1467) d Point Cook 10.7 (67). Spotswood 19.6 (120) d St Albans 8.7 (55). Altona 13.18 (96) d Werribee Districts 11.9 (75). Caroline Springs 26.22 (178) d Yarraville Seddon Eagles 4.7 (31). Deer Park 21.22 (148) d Sunshine 7.9 (51).

Division 1. Reserves. Deer Park 21.23 (149) d Sunshine 3.4 (22). Hoppers Crossing 9.13 (67) d Point Cook 8.6 (54). St Albans 11.6 (72) d Spotswood 5.9 (39). Werribee Districts 13.15 (93) d Altona 9.6 960).

Caroline Springs 22.17 (149) d Yarraville Seddon Eagles 1.2 (8).

Division 2. Seniors. Parkside 11.9 (75) d Albion 8.11 (59). Glen Orden 16.15 (111) d North Footscray 13.8 (86). Newport 14.23 (107) d West Footscray 9.7 (61). Point Cook Centrals 18.13 (121) d Wyndhamvale 2.9 (21).

Division 2. Reserves. Parkside 10.13 (73) d Albion 2.2 (14). North Footscray 27.12 (174) d Glen Orden 1.2 (8). Newport 20.15 (135) d West Footscray 2.5 (17). Point Cook Centrals 10.8 (68) d Wyndhamvale 6.5 (41).

Division 3. Seniors. Braybrook 37.15 (237) d Laverton 6.7 (43). Suns 42.36 (288) d North Sunshine 1.1 (7). Albanvale 19.11 (125) d Tarneit 7.6 (48). Sunshine Heights: Bye. Division 3. Reserves. Braybrook 30.26 (206) d Braybrook 0.1 (1). Suns 14.16 (100) d North Sunshine 6.2 (38). Albanvale 19.10 (124) d Tarneit 2.3 (15). Sunshine Heights: Bye. Women’s Seniors. Werribee Centrals 6.8 (44) d Manor Lakes 1.4 (10). Spotswood 8.11 (59) d Yarraville Seddon Eagles 0.1 (1). Hoppers Crossing v Caroline Springs.

Senior Women’s. Point Cook 4.8 (32) d Caroline Springs 2.2 (14). Braybrook/Albanvale 19.27 (141) d Laverton 0.0 (0). West Footscray 9.17 (71) d North Sunshine 0.0 (0).

Wyndhamvale v Point Cook Centrals.

Division 1. Under 18. Point Cook 10.8 (68) d Hoppers Crossing 7.7 (49). Werribee Districts 15.18 (102) d Altona 8.8 (56).

Yarraville Seddon Eagles 20.13 (133) d Caroline Springs 8.3 (51). Spotswood: Bye. Division 2. Under 18. Yarraville Seddon Eagles 25.17 (167) d Flemington Juniors 3.2 (20). Albion v Sunshine. Point Cook 11.12 (78) d Hoppers Crossing 11.8 (74). Newport 12.11 (83) d West Footscray 12.10 (82). St Albans 13.12 (90) d Werribee Districts 7.11 (53).

Point Cook Centrals: Bye. ★ COUNTRY LEAGUES ■ Goulburn Valley Football League. Seniors. Mansfield 12.8 (80) d Euroa 8.5 (53).

Seymour 20.15 (135) d Benalla 1.6 (12).

Mooroopna 12.16 (88) d Shepparton 5.5 (35).

Echuca 15.12 (102) d Rochester 6.12 (48).

Tatura v Kyabram. Shepparton Swans v Shepparton United.

Reserves. Euroa 7.13 (55) d Mansfield 7.8 (50). Seymour v Benalla. Shepparton v Mooroopna. Echuca 21.13 (139) d Rochester 3.4 (22). Tatura v Kyabram. Shepparton United 10.9 (69) d Shepparton Swans 5.3 (33).

Under 19. Maqnsfield 13.6 (84) d Euroa 12.5 (77). Seymour 10.12 (72) d Benalla 4.8 (32). Shepparton 4.11 (35) d Mooroopna 6.2 (38). Echuca 24.21 (165) d Rochester 1.4 (10). Tatura v Kyabram. Shepparton United 12.10 (82) d Shepparton Swans 10.8 (68).

■ Kyabram District Football League. Seniors. Avenel 14.15 (99) d Dookie united 4.11 (35). Shepparton East 17.16 (118) d Violet Town 8.5 (53). Lancaster 29.20 (194) d Rushworth 3.0 (18). Undera 18.12 (120).

Murchison-Toolamba 11.5 (71) d Stanhope 8.8 (56). Girgarre 26.9 (165) d Tallygaroopna 9.,9 (63). Merrigum v Nagambie.

Reserves. Avenel 19.19 (133) d Dookie United 0.0 (0). Violet Town 10. (69) d Shepparton East 6.3 (39). Lancaster 22.23 (155) d Rushworth 4.0 (24). Longwood 9.12 (66) d Undera 7.6 (48). Murchison-Toolamba 9.11 (65) d Stanhope 4.4 (28). Tallyagroopna 6.11 (47) d Girgarre 0.2 (2). Merrigum v Nagambie.

Under 18. Avenel v Dookie United. Shepparton East v Violet Town. Lancaster v Rushworth. Longwood 15.5 (95) d Undera 5.1 (31). Stanhope 15.10 (100) d Murchison 5.7 (37). Tallygaroopna v Girgarre. Merrigum v Nagambie.

■ Riddell District Football League. Seniors. Diggers Rest 16.10 (106) d Melton Centrals 9.10 (44). Woodend-Hekset 10.6 (66) drew with Wallan 10.6 (66). Macedon 9.10 (64) d Lancefield 8.11 (59). Riddell 9.6 (60) d Romsey 7.11 (53). Western Rams: Bye. Reserves. Diggers Rest 12.7 (79) d Melton Centrals 5.2 (32). Wallan 12.10 (82) d Woodend-Hesket 3.5 (23). Macedon 19.14 (128) d Lancefield 0.2 (2). Riddell 17.16 (188) d Romsey 1.0 (6). Western Rams: Bye. Under 19.5. Wallan 10.3 (63) d WoodendHesket 8.6 (54). Macedon 14.8 (92) d Gisborne Giants 4.7 (31). Romsey 7.11 (53) d Riddell 5.7 (31). ★ AMATEURS ■ Premier Men’s. St Kevin’s OB 13.13 (91) d Old Scotch 7.6 (48). Old Melburnians 11.15 (81) d Caulfield Grammarians 8.20 (68). University Blues 11.9 (75) d St Bernards 7.8 (50).

Old Brighton 14.13 (97) d Old Xaverians 14.10 (94). Collegians 12.8 (80) d Old trinity 10.9 (69).

Premier Reserves Men’s. Old Scotch 12.7 (79) d St Kevin’s OB 6.6 (42). Old Melburnians 13.4 (82) d Caulfield Grammarians 6.6 (42). St Bernards 7.11 (53) d University Blues 6.14 (50). Old Trinity 14.9 (93) d Collegians 4.8 (32). Old Xaverians 12.12 (84) d Old Brighton 4.8 (32).

Premier B Men’s. Beaumaris 16.19 (115) d Old Carey 6.11 (47). St Bedes/Mentone tigers 18.19 (127) d Williamstown CYMS 10.7 (67). AJAX 11.16 (82) d Fitzroy 7.17 (59).

University Blacks 13.8 (86) d De La Salle 6.9 (45). Old Haileybury: Bye. Premier B Reserves Men’s. Old Carey 10.24 (84) d Beaumaris 8.14 (62). St Bedes/ Mentone Tigers 17.14 (114) d Williamstown CYMS 3.5 (23). Fitzroy 16.9 (105) d AJAX 11.5 (71). De La Salle 13.4 (82) d University Blacks 10.12 (72). Old Haileybury: Bye. Premier C Men’s. Mazenod 13.10 (88) d Old Geelong 10.11 (71). Hampton Rovers 16.23 (119) d old Ivanhoe 8.13 (61). Ormond 13.8 (86) d Parkdale Vultures 10.9 (69).

Monash Blues 15.8 (98) d UHS-VU 6.5 (41).

Marcellin 10.9 (69) d Old Mentonians 8.12 (60). Preston Bullants: Bye. Premier C Reserves Men’s. Mazenod 16.11 (107) d Old Geelong 7.7 (49). Old Ivanhoe 12.10 (82) d Hampton Roivers 4.7 (31). Ormond 8.7 (55) d Parkdale Vultures 8.13 (61). Monash Blues 29.18 (192) d UHSVU 2.4 (16). Marcellin v Old Mentonians.

Preston Bullants: Bye. Division 1 Men ‘s. Prahran-Assumption 22.13 (145) d St Mary’s Salesian 5.2 (32).

Old Camberwell Grammarians 21.9 (135) d Thierry Penola 4.14 (38). PEGS 14.16 (100) d Whitefriars 7.3 (45). Kew 9.6 (60) d Oakleigh 7.11 (53). Glen Eira 16.10 (106) d Peninsula OB 4.7 (31).

Division 1 Men’s Reserves. St Mary’s Salesian 11.15 (81) d Prahran Assumption

8.15 (63). Old Camberwell Grammarians 26.,17 (173) d Thierry Penola 3.5 (23). PEGS 17.20 (122) d Whitefriars 1.3 (9). Oakleigh 7.9 (51) drew with Kew 7.9 (51). Glen Eira 16.13 (109) d Peninsula OB 5.13 (43).

Division 2 Men’s. Brunswick 24.22 (166) d Power House 2.3 (15). Aquinas 10.18 (78) d Bulleen Templestowe 8.10 (58). Old Pardians 20.11 (131) d Manningham Cobras 4.3 (27).

West Brunswick 21.26 (152) d Yarra Old Grammarians 7.8 (50). MHSOB 13.13 (91) d Ivanhoe 11.13 (79).

Division 2 Reserves Men’s. Brunswick 21.19 (145) d Power House 1.0 (6). Aquinas 18.15 (123) d Bulleen Templestowe 4.9 (33).

Manningham Cobras v Old Paradians. West Brunswick 32.30 (222) d Yarra Old Grammarians 2.1 (13). MHSOB 10.9 (69) d Ivanhoe 12.15 (87).

Division 3 Men’s. Emmaus St Leos 16.24 (120) d Hawthorn 7.2 (49). Canterbury 15.18 (108) d North Brunswick 9.9 (63). Elsternwick 10.13 (73) d Richmond Central 6.8 (44).

Parkside 24.16 (160) d Westbourne Grammarians 1.3 (9). South Melbourne Districts: Bye. Division 3 Reserves Men’s. Emmaus St Leo’s 10.11 (71) d Hawthorn 4.2 (26). Canterbury 17.11 (113) d North Brunswick 8.7 (55). Richmond Central 16.15 (111) d Elsternwick 2.6 (18). Parkside 18.15 (123) d Westbourne Grammarians 10.4 (64). South Melbourne Districts: Bye. Division 4 Men’s. La Trobe University 20.15 (135) d Box Hill North 5.5 (35). Swinburne University 18.10 (118) d Masala 15.9 (99). St John’s 15.11 (101) d Eley Park 8.6 (54). Albert Park: Bye. Division 4 Men’s Reserves. La Trobe University 17.11 (113) d Box Hill North 6.7 (43). Swinburne University 14.8 (92) d Masada 8.13 (61). St Johns 15.14 (104) d Eley Park 9.7 (61). Albert Park: Bye. Premier Women’s. St Kevin’s 11.13 (79) d Marcellin 2.3 (15). Old Xaverians 14.4 (88) d St Mary’s Salesian 3.1 (19).Caulfield Grammarians 6.6 (42) d Kew 5.3 (33). Melbourne University Women’s 3.8 (26) d West Brunswick 2.6 (18). Old Trinity: Bye. Premier Reserves Women’s. Old Xaverians v St Mary’s salesian. Caulfield Grammarians 6.7 (43) d Kew 2.6 (18). St Kevin’s 10.12 (72) d Marcellin 0.0 (0). West Brunswick 5.5 (35) d Melbourne University Women’s 1.9 (15). Old Trinity: Bye. Premier B Women’s. Old Scotch 7.5 (47) d Old Geelong 2.2 (14). Old Brighton 8.8 (56) d Collegians 1.5 (11). Monash Blues 5.7 (37) d Fitzroy 5.5 (35). Aquinas 10.7 (67) d Yarra Old Grammarians 1.4 (10).

Premier B Women’s Reserves. Collegians 12.10 (82) d Old brighton 1.1 (7).

Monash Blues 7.9 (51) d Fitzroy 1.2 (8). Yarra Old Grammarians 6.3 (39) d Aquinas 1.7 (13).

Old Scotch 7.5 (47) d Old Geelong 3.8 (26).

Premier C Women’s. Hawthorn 7.4 (46) d Ivanhoe 1.3 (9). North Brunswick v St Bedes/ Mentone Tigers. Parkside Vultures 12.12 (84) d Brunswick 1.2 (8). Richmond Central v Mazenod.

Premier C Women’s Reserves. Hawthorn v Ivanhoe. Brunswick 4.6 (30) d Parkdale Vultures 3.6 (24). North Brunswick v St Bedes/ Mentone Tigers. Mazenod 13.12 (90) d Richmond Central 0.0 (0).

Division 1 Women’s. Beaumaris 4.7 (31) d Williamstown CYMS 0.6 (6). Old Camberwell 5.12 (42) d Thierry Penola 2.4 (16). Old Mentonians 8.10 (58) d Whitefriars 8.7 (55).

Old Haileybury v Old Melburnians.

Division 2 Women’s. La Trobe University 8.7 (55) d Canterbury 1.4 (10). Oakleigh 9.10 (64) d AJAX 2.3 (15). Glen Eira 7.6 (48) d Power House 1.3 (9). Hampton Rovers: Bye. Division 3 Women’s. Melbourne Cricket Club 8.9 (57) d Parkside 3.5 (23). UHS-VU 120.16 (76) d Elsternwick 0.3 (3). Bulleen Templestowe 12.7 (79) d De La Salle 1.2 (8).

Preston Bullants 10.8 (68) d Emmaus St Leo’s 0.6 (6). South Melbourne Districts v Albert Park.

Thirds Women’s. West Brunswick 5.5 (35) d Melbourne University 1.4 (10). St Kevin’s 19.18 (132) de Monash Blues 0.0 (0).

Under 19 Premier Men’s. St Bernards 9.10 (64) d University Blues 8.11 (59).

Williamstown CYMS 15.18 (108) d old Melburnians 6.5 (41). Old Brighton 14.13 (97) d Caulfield Grammarians 6.11 (47). Old Xavierians 14.16 (100) d De La Salle 10.13 (73). Old Scotch 11.10 (76) d St Kevins 11.8 (74).

Grandstander White flag fever

■ Spare a thought for the goal umpires in the Oak Park-Jacana match last Saturday in the Essendon District Football Legaue Division 1 match. Oak Park 46.33 (309) d Jacana 1.0 (6).

AFL fixtures

■ Thursday, April 14. Brisbane Lions vs.

Collingwood (G) (N). Friday, April 15. North Melbourne vs. Western Bulldogs (MRVL) (T) West Coast Eagles vs. Sydney Swans (OS) (N). Saturday, April 16. St Kilda vs. Gold Coast Suns (MRVL). Adelaide Crows vs.

Richmond (AO) (T). Melbourne vs. GWS Giants (MCG) (N). Sunday, April 17. Carlton vs. Port Adelaide (MCG). Essendon vs.

Fremantle (MRVL) (T). Monday, April 18.

Hawthorn vs. Geelong Cats (MCG)

Coodabeen sadness

■ It was a Saturday morning institution. Listening to the Coodabeen Champions on the way to a Saturday footy match. The team were on ABC radio, but decided to make the switch to 3MP, and they now broadcast ob Friday afternoons.

Radio industry observers say the Coodabeens would now have less than a quarter of the number of metro listeners that they once had.

Happy at Healesville

■ Last week’s Grandstander column included a snippet on the Weekly Times tip that Healesville was on the slide in the Outer Eastern Division 1 competition.

They won Round 1, then brought home Seniors and Reserves victories last Saturday.

Easter rounds

■ Mornington Peninsula Nepean Football League Division 1 fixtures for this weekend see Good Friday games between EdithvaleAspendale v Bonbeach, and Red Hill v Dromana. Saturday games are Rosebud v Sorrento and Pines v YCW. The Division 2 games are on Good Friday: Karingal v Mornington and Rye v Tyabb.

Outer East Premier Division, Division 1 and Division 2 takes a break over Easter. They are back on the ground on Saturday, April 23 - for the ANZAC Round.

Ine the Southern Division 1 competition, Springvale Districts v Dingley and Cheltenham v Cranbourne will be played on Good Friday. Saturday matches are Port Melbourne Colts v Mordialloc, Cheltenham v Bentleigh, East Malvern v St Paul’s McKinnon, St Kilda City v Cranbourne.

In the West, a Division 1 Good Friday contest will be staged between St Albans and Hoppers Crossing.

New cricket boss

■ Cricket Victoria has confirmed the appointment of David White as General Manager – Community Cricket.

Mr White has experience working in sport, events and local government and most recently led the City of Melbourne’s Event Partnerships Team.

He was previously the General Manager – Events and Leagues at Hockey Australia and has broad cricket administration experience at both club and national level with Cricket Australia.

Cricket Victoria CEO Nick Cummins welcomed the appointment.

“We’re pleased to welcome David to Cricket Victoria and look forward to his leadership in one of the key pillars of our organisation,” Cummins said.

“David has a strong affinity with cricket which, combined with his experience in other sports and local government, will be critical to working through the challenges and opportunities that lie ahead.”

Cricket Victoria’s community division oversees wide-ranging support for clubs.

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