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WHY IS THIS MAN STILL ON COUNCIL?

■ RICK GAROTTI, recently City of Banyule Mayor, is still officially a Councillor, after giving evidence about his irregular behaviour to the Independent Broadbased Anti-Corruption Commission.

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Cr Garotti, currently on leave, gave evidence that he had been involved in ALP branch-stacking and about obtaining “public resources and public funds for factional purposes”.

IBAC was told that Cr Garotti regretted his behaviour. Cr Garotti was in tears as he gave evidence over two days. He said he wanted ALP bhaviour to change. ● More on Page 3

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Local News

Heid. gunshot injury

■ Armed Crime Squad detectives are investigating an alleged firearms incident which occurred in Heidelberg Heights on Monday morning (Nov. 8).

Emergency services were called to an address in Bamfield Rd about 1.30am after reports a man had suffered a gunshot injury.

On arrival police located a man, believed to be in his 20s, with injuries to his upper torso.

He was taken to hospital for treatment.

Officers have arrested a man at the scene and he is currently assisting police with their enquires.

Car arson

■ Boroondara Crime Investigation Unit detectives are investigating a criminal damage by fire of a stolen car in Hawthorn East.

It is believed unknown offenders set fire to a stolen BMW, parked in a carpark on Auburn Rd. A man was seen at a nearby

Our Spy in Parliament

Tim Smith must go ● Police want to speak with this man. petrol station, filling up a jerry can with a small amount of petrol, before returning to the carpark where the stolen car was.

The fire was detected a short time later.

Police would like to speak to the man pictured, who they believe can assist them with their enquiries.

He is perceived to be Caucasian in appearance with short brown hair and has a distinctive tattoo on his lower leg.

He was wearing blue shorts and a black T-shirt with distinctive red writing at the time.

Court Lists Heidelberg Magistrates’ Court Plaintiff / Informant / Applicant vs Defendant / Accused / Respondent. Information Division.

Criminal Case Listings Wednesday, November 10 Acevski, Ljubidar Ammoun, Jasmine Arcieri Plastering Concepts Pty Ltd Ayres, Jessica Beasey, Jade Burgess, Zachary Canty-Jones, Teneshia Carpenter, John Patrick Carruthers, Simon Cecchini, Nicholas Charles Bros. Building Contractors P/L Christopher, Anne Vidya Coe, Chloe Collins, Joshua Conforto, Natalie Cooke, Brendan Cooper, Gavin Corsi, Sandro Crowe, Cy Curry, Casey Curukovsi, Trajan Deng, Achok Denzic,Anthony Donoghue, Paul Doornekamp, Brett Dow, Steven Draganovic, Nemanja Duong, Andy Dwyer, Ethan Fnd Financial Service Pty Ltd Gibbs, Karly Green, Shane Hamilton, Robyn Hyman, Lance Ilievski, Alexandar Jennings, Andrew Johnstone, Krissy Jones, Eric Kemp, Ashleigh Koch, Cale-Ab Kuvanci, Huseyin Kyritsis, Billy Le, Nguyen Learmonth, Michael James Leonard, Glen Liddle, Dean Jonathon Likiardopolous, Ioannis Logo, Edina Maier, Andrew Marchione, Carlo Markovski, Zlate Mcewan, Darren Mchugh, Graeme Mcleish, Lucas David Melrose, Sean Middlebrook, Brent Miliankou, Victor Mingerulli, David

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Minos, Tahlia Mohamud, Ahmed Nersou, Paul Nilsson, Hannah Northrop, Jackson O'brien, Michael O'neil, Sean Pace, Phillip Parsons, Christopher Perri, Domenic Phan, Vince Pimentel, Rui Pulevski, Cassandra Ramsay, Wade Rickard, Matthew Roe, Andrew Rogers, Kane Rush, Melanie Salao, Kristine Garcia Samra, Suliman Saysouk Holdings Pty Ltd Shammary, Mohamad Shaw, Anthony Sinnappan, Samantha Sminderovac, Frank Soliman, Donia Sotiro, Kym Sotiropoulos, Kym Srivastava, Jaya Steven, Alex Jeffrey Stoikov, Simon Lee Stojkovski, Trajan Suratie, Mohammad The Lev Family Company Pty Ltd Varalla, Danielle Velevski, Steven Verigos, Emanuel Vidia Christopher, Anne Vine, Alana Vlahopoulos, Christian Warren, Peter Wilson, Daniel Withers, Erin Withers, Shane Yadav, Sumit Yiannis, Jack

● Tim Smith, Kew MLA ■ Troubled Kew MLA Tim Smith has put his local voters last, and his Liberal Party second last in his priorities, by refusing to quit from his State Parliament seat after his thirst-based car accident this month.

State Opposition Leader Matthew Guy’s logic failed too. Guy said his mate Smith should not stand for re-election for the Kew seat.

If Smith is not suitable to sit in the next Parliament, how is that he remains suitable to be in the current Parliament?

Since his own journey to become head Liberal-National, replacing Michael O’Brien, Matthew Guy had this first opportunity to show that he was a strong leader, and prepared to lose a seat on a matter of principle.

Tim Smith failed the people of Kew. Matthew Guy failed the people of Victoria.

Monitor on the job

■ A municipal monitor has been appointed to the South Gippsland Shire Council to help guide good governance and help forge its strong future.

Shaune Leane, Minister for Local Government Shaun Leane, announced on Friday (Nov. 5) the appointment of Prue Digby, who bring experience in state and local government and prior experience as a municipal monitor to Frankston City Council.

During her 12-month term as municipal monitor, Ms Digby will support the Shire's transition back to elected councillors, encourage good governance and help prevent a recurrence of the behaviours that led to the council’s dismissal in June 2019.

The Council was dismissed after the Commission of Inquiry found a high level of discord, conflict and tension between the councillors had negatively affected the council's performance, councillors’ decision-making, councillor-staff relationships and council's reputation. Three administrators have since been overseeing the functioning of the Council.

Cindy ticks boxes

● Cindy McLeish pictured doing all the right things - mask, QR code, distancing, at Marysville on Sat.

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Ticks & Crosses

● Cr Rick Garotti Public opinion is largely that Banyule Mayor Cr Rick Garotti needs to stand down permanently as a Councillor after his bombshell evidence at the Independent Broad-based Abti-Corruption Commission. He admitted to playing a central role in branch stacking within the Labor Partyin Victoria. Mr Garotti was questioned over two days in public anti-corruption commission hearings as part of an investigation into the misuse of taxpayer funds and staff for factional activities.

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Cr Garotti has informed Banyule Council that he has taken a leave of absence from his role as councillor for personal reasons. He stepped down as Mayor. The Council issued a media statement: “Banyule CEO, Allison Beckwith said, “a number of concerning reports have emerged from the IBAC hearings, which was addressed by Cr Garotti in recent days. I can appreciate this is a challenging time for Cr Garotti and I respect his decision to step down.”

Deputy Mayor, Cr Tom Melican, acknowledged that while the hearings relate to Cr Garotti’s role as a member of the Labor Party, the matters dealt with have raised concerns in the local community. Cr Melican said, “We have received a number of enquiries from residents.

While Cr Garotti has decided to vacate his post for the time being, this will allow the remaining eight councillors to keep focused on the important work we do in supporting the community.” Cr Melican has assumed the Mayoral role.

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● Cr Tom Melican

An eight-week food and garden waste service trial is underway with 500 households across Banyule municipality. More than half of the waste that goes to landfill in Banyule can be composted. That means that food scraps, garden waste and organic matter that could be turned into sustainable compost for gardens and farms are currently going to waste.

Banyule hopes to reduce landfill waste by up to 12,000 tonnes annually.

● Whittlesea Council has installed an electric vehicle charging station outside the Court House.

Source: Whittlesea Township Communuity Page

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Local News

Kinglake power angst

■ Kinglake and other parts of the Murrindindi Shire were again thrown into darkness after wild winds and storms hit the region hard.

Eildon MLA Cindy McLeish says the Andrews Labor Government failed thousands of Victorians who remained without power, hot water and other basic essentials for days.

“Almost a week after damaging winds across Victoria approximately 6000 Victorian households were still in the dark and fending for themselves,” Ms McLeish said.

“The Andrews Government must ensure all families in the dark are reconnected urgently.”

Locally, hundreds of Murrindindi and Yarra Ranges Shire households and businesses were in and out of blackouts for a number of days.

The Kinglake region was hit particularly hard, with power out for close to a week. The damage was visible by the fallen debris and cut up branches lining the roads throughout Kinglake, which the SES Unit worked tirelessly to clear from the roads.

“Our local SES services, emergency services and AusNet were working hard to get people’s power back on and clear fallen trees off roads. They were inundated with calls and worked hard to help everyone they could,” Ms McLeish said.

● Cindy McLeish, Eildon MLA

● Ashley Geelan Geelan created many hundreds of online and social media posts attacking his targets.

Police were told that Geelan made written threats against the personal safety and well-being of a number of people including then-Cr Dunscombe, Mr Beacham, Mr Allen and Mr Long.

Geelan wrote to one victim that he had met with ‘enforc-

ers’: “I met some of these men at around 3am this morning. I gave them, your, Leigh Dunscombe’s, Ash Long’s and Blake Allen’s home address.

“What they – whomever they are – do with it ain’t up to me … I advise you as a friend to walk from the lot real f—ing fast. That is if you’d like to have a home to return to!”

The Court was told that Geelan repeatedly breached Personal Safety Intervention Orders taken out against him.

Magistrate Jennifer Tregent, sitting at Heidelberg Magistrates’ Court, imposed a 12 month term of imprisonment with a non-parole period of six months.

Geelan was told that he will find it extremely difficult to be granted parole given the circumstances of his offending and the current attitude of the Adult Parole Board.

122-kmh at S. Morang

■ Officers from Greensborough Highway Patrol were left shaking their heads after they detected a number of speeders on the Melbourne Cup long weekend.

A 19-year-old Doreen man was detected driving his vehicle at an alleged 122kmh in a 60kmh section of Plenty Rd in South Morang.

His VW Golf was impounded with towing costs of $896.10 and the probationary driver is expected to be charged on summons for numerous traffic offences.

Just before this intercept officers had been dealing with a 42-year-old Glenroy woman.

It is alleged she was driving her Holden Commodore at 83kmh in a 40kmh roadworks zone on Plenty Rd, South Morang.

She received a fine for $772 for speeding and has had her licence suspended for 6 months.

Minutes before that intercept officers had been dealing with an 18-year-old woman from Mickleham.

It is alleged her Mazda CX9 was detected at 95kmh in a 60kmh zone, again on Plenty Rd in South Morang.

She received a $591 fine and will lose her licence for three months.

■ Mernda Sexual Offences and Child Abuse Investigation Team detectives have arrested a man after he allegedly performed an explicit sexual act towards two women in Montmorency last month.

It is alleged a man was following a woman on Glengarriff Crescent performing the sexually explicit act, on Monday, October 4.

Investigators arrested the 21-year-old Montmorency man.

He was released and is expected to be charged on summons with sexual activity directed at another, to appear at a Magistrates’ Court at a later date.

Vax session

Reservoir man jailed

■ Ashley Geelan, 43-year-old university student, of Winter Cres., Reservoir, formerly of Kinglake, has been jailed for 12 months after pleading guilty to charges associated with stalking, breach of Court orders, and breaches of bail.

Over a four-year period, Geelan created havoc with an ongoing online campaign against identities particularly those in the Kinglake area and wider Murrindindi region.

People harassed included former Murrindindi Shire Mayor Leigh Dunscombe, police hero Cameron Caine, businessman Mark Beacham, locals Blake Allen and Lee Lawrence, and Local Paper Editor Ash Long.

Geelan’s targets included a former Kinglake publican, local business people, even a Kinglake volunteer historian aged in her eighties.

Local Briefs Sexual act arrest

■ The City of Whittlesea is hosting a multilingual Vax Chat Q&A online session at 6pm tonight (Wed., Nov. 10)..

Questions about COVID-19 vaccines will be answered by Dr Thomas Schulz, Senior Medical Advisor COVID-19 Vaccination program at Department of Health; Associate Professor Craig Aboltins, Head of Infectious Diseases at Northern Health; Dr Thuy Vu, Endocrinology Doctor at Northern Health; and Mona Abbouchi, Registered Nurse at the City of Whittlesea.

This session covers the most popular topics for COVID-19 vaccination including ■ Second doses ■ Boosters ■ Vaccines for children and ■ Vaccination in pregnancy.

There will be Macedonian, Vietnamese and Arabic interpreters available in the session to help answer your questions in language specific zoom breakout rooms.

Register: online and receive a zoom link to attend.

Splash turned on

■ The water play splash pad at theAll Abilities Play Space at Mill Park was turned on from last Friday(Nov. 5).

The water play area includes accessible water play tables, shooting water jets, misting rings and manual water pumps, providing hours of fun for all ages.

The splash pad will operate daily from 8am to 8pm.

The All Abilities Play Space is located at Mill Park Recreation Reserve on Morang Drive, Mill Park.

All park-goers are asked to park in bays only or in nearby off-street parking when visiting the All Abilities Play Space.

Dogs captured

■ Whittlesea Council says that it wishes to thank the community for providing information following the dog attacks on Darebin Creek Trail in Epping.

“Thanks to the efforts of our community, two dogs have been surrendered and their owners are cooperating with Council,” a City representative said.

“This matter is still under investigation so we are not able to provide any further information at this stage.

“Council officers will continue to patrol the Darebin Creek Trail area to ensure ongoing safety,” a City statement said.

Yea Races this Sat.

● Impound at South Morang.

The intercepts were part of Operation Compass, a state-wide road policing operation that coincided with Melbourne Cup weekend and the easing of travel restrictions.

Police were targeting speed, distraction, fatigue and impaired driving in high-risk areas throughout metropolitan Melbourne and regional Victoria.

Part of the high visibility of Police over the long weekend saw checkpoints with breath tests and licence checks conducted at locations including Yan Yean and Yarra Glen.

- with Victoria Police

■ All spectators aged 16 and over have to be double vaccinated to attend this Saturday’s Yea Races.

Attendances are capped at 1000 people, with several groups already taking up shaded site and umbrella options to accommodate their friends.

Bookmakers and the TAB van will be at the races. Attendees ith devices can turn on the Venue app for special betting options.

People can bring their own picnic; there will be plenty of food and drinks available.

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Pressing on regardless ■ “As we were saying before we were so rudely interrupted ...”

The Local Paper and Melbourne Observer newspapers are back in print, after an unplanned 17-issue hiatus due to COVID restrictions.

The Local Paper is published in local editions that serve 37 local government areas in and around Melbourne.

Our company, Local Media, has a 52year heritage since the Melbourne Observer was first published on September 14, 1969.

Advertisers with packages will have their schedules changed with adjusted end dates, so they obtain the full value of their purchases.

We plan six more issues prior to Christmas: Nov. 10, 17, 24, Dec. 1, 8 and 15. The first 2022 issue is timed for February 2.

Lest We Forget

■ The Australian War Memorial will commemorate Remembrance Day 2021 with the National Ceremony tomorrow (Thu.) commencing at 10.45am in the Memorial’s Captain Reg Saunders Courtyard.

The Remembrance Day National Ceremony will be broadcast live on the ABC television and radio.

The broadcast will also be live-streamed on the Memorial’s Facebook page, and will be available for viewing on ABC iView.

Memorial Director Matt Anderson said: “The Memorial invites all Australians wherever they are

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across the nation to commemorate at 11am on November 11 through the ABC broadcast or online on Remembrance Day. The National Ceremony features traditional elements including one minute’s silence at 11am, the laying of wreaths by invited dignitaries and a Commemorative Address.

November 11 also marks the 80th anniversary of the Australian War Memorial which opened in Canberra in 1941.

332 fail standard

■ The Local Government Inspectorate’s comprehensive review into personal interest returns of 650 councillors found 332 did not complete their returns in compliance with the Local Government Act. The project – looking at 4600 councillor returns between October 2016 and February 2020 - involved a high-level review of councillor personal interest returns from 61 councils and a detailed review of councillors from 17 councils.

Postal deadlines

Holler for a Marshall ● Locum priest Fr Paul Dalziel had a novel approach as COVID Marshall at the St Luke’s Anglican Church fete at Yea on Saturday.

■ Australia Post says Christmas parcels should be sent by Monday December 13 for Parcel Post, and Monday December 20 for Express Post.

Christmas cards should be sent by Thursday December 16, and customers sending overseas are encouraged to do so as soon as possible.

Newest members welcomed

● Reg Gorman ■ Actor Reg Gorman passed away at the age of 89. His agent Joanna Milosz said on social media: “It is with great sadness that we announce the passing of Reg Gorman, absolute legend of the Australian preforming arts. A true gentleman, a kind, gentle, generous man. He will be greatly missed.”

Reg Gorman is best remembered for his ongoing role as ‘Jack the Barman’ in The Sullivans and his roles in Neighbours which gained him international recognition.

Reg Gorman was born in 1932 and began stage work in vaudeville and revues in the 1950s. He made his television debut as an extra in an opera at the ABC studios in 1956.

Reg recalled one camera in the centre of the studio and four sets built in a circle around the huge solitary swivelling camera.

Reg clutching a spear had to run from set to set – such was “live” black-and-white television in the early days.

Reg appeared in hundreds of television programs over the years. My first memory of seeing him on television was as a wood chopper in an episode of Skippy.

Little did I know that in later life we would become friends and appearing together in a touring comedy show.

His television credits included, Homicide, The Henderson Kids, Blue Heelers and Fergus McPhail. Reg was in films such as Ned Kelly, Dalkeith, The Cup and many more.

His musical comedy stage credits included Sweet Charity, Promises Promises and The Bells are Ringing.

He met Judith Roberts when they were both cast in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying and they married in 1963.

Reg toured his one man show Hanging Onto Vaudeville for several years and he was the comedy support act on The Diana Trask Show.

I played straight man to his comedy routines in the touring show The Great Comedy Teams.

Reg Gorman always wanted to make people laugh and did that successfully in his long career.

In 2011 Reg Gorman won best actor at the St Kilda Film Festival for his role of ‘Joe’ in the short film Punch Drunk.

Reg and Judith had three children Kate, Charmaine and Karl. Reg was very proud of his grandchildren.

Sympathy is extended to the family and Reg will be missed by his friends.

The family include this message in the newspaper tributes: “Da, we will miss you so very much. A life full of laughter, carried on through family.”

- Kevin Trask

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veals that 3139 Australians lost their lives to suicide over the year, however welcomed the 5.4 per cent decrease from 2019.

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with Kerry Kulkens ARIES: (March 21-April 20) Lucky Colour: White Lucky Day: Friday Racing Numbers: 5.6.2.3.

Lotto Numbers: 1.12.15.25.29.33.

A busier than usual period.A financial venture with others could be profitable, although a third party could try to block your path if you let them. A holiday with loved ones should put more of a spark in your love life.

TAURUS: (April 21- May 20) Lucky Colour: Green Lucky Day: Monday Racing Numbers: 4.6.2.5.

Lotto Numbers: 1.12.15.29.34.40.

It was a very eventful period for app partnership affairs, and although things may not be going to plan, the results could be better than expected. Most will be communicating well with their loved ones.

GEMINI: (May 21- June 21) Lucky Colour: Silver Lucky Day: Wednesday Racing Numbers: 1.3.5.8.

Lotto Numbers: 1.12.24.40.9.44.

Keep a check on your social calendar; otherwise, you may have to be in places simultaneously and lose friends and support as a result. Do not buy anything you cannot pay cash for, or a real problem could occur. Love life could be rather hectic.

CANCER: (June 22- July 22) Lucky Colour: White Lucky Day: Friday Racing Numbers: 2.3.6.5.

Lotto Numbers: 2.13.5.45.40.33.

New and exciting friends are about to appear on the scene.

The extra money will come through luck or effort. Social events will keep most very busy.

LEO: (July 23-August 22) Lucky Colour: Cream Lucky Day: Tuesday Racing Numbers: 5.6.2.1.

Lotto Numbers: 5.12.24.40.39.36.

There are sudden changes indicated at present, and many will get the chance to get away from the recent stress and strains. A social gathering could bring a lot more people than planned.

VIRGO: (August 23- September 23) Lucky Colour: Peach Lucky Day: Friday Racing Numbers: 9.8.4.2.

Lotto Numbers: 8.15.24.42.40.22. , many will benefit through the random lotteries promotions gains—a hectic period with added responsibilities.

A contact from the past could add more excitement to the season.

LIBRA: (September 24- October 23) Lucky Colour: White Lucky Day: Wednesday Racing Numbers: 8.6.4.2.

Lotto Numbers:8.12.40.25.29.19.

Most will be more attracted to outdoor activities than inside—more at peace within themselves: pleasant romantic interludes and wedding invitations possible throughout this period.

SCORPIO: (October 24- November 22) Lucky Colour: Blue Lucky Day: Monday Racing Numbers: 9.6.2.1.

Lotto Numbers: 1.12.15.29.34.36.

A lot of your social activities could have to be changed by long-distance travel plans. Most will be spending a lot more time outdoors. Unwise to risk money or possessions.

SAGITTARIUS: (November23- December 20) Lucky Colour: Fawn Lucky Day: Saturday Racing Numbers: 4.6.2.3.

Lotto Numbers: 4.12.26.25.5.22.

Your energy and enthusiasm could be a bit low.Any promises you make will have to be honored, so think carefully before agreeing to anything substantial.

CAPRICORN: (December 21- January 19) Lucky Colour: Pink Lucky Day: Friday Racing Numbers: 2.6.2.1.

Lotto Numbers: 2.13.25.24.40.33.

Most will have a more exciting period and will be in for a wilder time on the social scene. However, the wise will be more cooperative around loved ones to keep situations from boiling over.

AQUARIUS: (January 20- February 19) Lucky Colour: Dark Blue Lucky Day: Friday Racing Numbers: 5.6.3.2.

Lotto Numbers: 5.12.23.36.39.30.

Stay out of the affairs of others that don't concern you: a very social period and the remaking of friendships.

Luck in games of chance is possible over this week.

PISCES: (February 20- March 20) Lucky Colour: Mauve Lucky Day: Monday Racing Numbers: 5.6.1.9.

Lotto Numbers: 5.19.26.34.37.35.

Many will take a holiday and decide to make the area permanent or buy property for their future retirement.

Friends and lovers will become more demanding of your time and money.

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Local News

$4.4m for 3KND’s home

■ Darebin Council has warmly welcomed the State Government’s announcement that 3KND Radio (Kool N Deadly) will receive $4.4 million for a dedicated media centre on Roseberry Ave in Preston.

Melbourne’s only indigenous radio station, 3KND provides the Victorian Aboriginal community with around-the-clock broadcasting in a positive and culturally appropriate way, as well as specialist training in media and broadcasting.

Darebin Mayor Cr Lina Messina said the funding would allow 3KND to continue its valuable work in the heart of Darebin. The announcement was made mid-year.

Gerry Terati Lyons, General Manager of 3KND, said the funding will allow 3KND to continue its role at the forefront of indigenous storytelling and education.

“We are humbled that the Minister of Aboriginal Affairs Gabrielle Williams and the Victorian Government realised the importance of what 3KND does for the community. This funding allows Aboriginal and Torres Strait Island peoples a media station that stands alone to provide a truth telling voice for all in the Kulin Nation. This funding gives us a strong future in storying telling, training and cultural education.”

● Lina Messina, Darebin Mayor

Vale Vincenzo Pirrottina

■ Darebin Councillors, at their latest meeting, honoured the memory of Vincenzo ‘Vince’ Pirrottina.

The Council and Darebin DisabilityAdvisory Committee were deeply saddened to hear of the passing of long-standing Advisory Committee member on September 23.

“Vince was diagnosed with Muscular Dystrophy in 1950s,” said Mayor Cr Lina Messina.

“He never let this diagnosis or anything else stop him pursuing his diverse interests.

“He was a scorer for his school’s sports teams, an artist and a chess master.

“But first and foremost, Vince was passionate about making the world a better place for people with disability.

“Vince was an accomplished and highly respected advocate and he used his lived experience to inform this work.

● Vincenzo (Vince) Pirrottina “He addressed graduates who were just beginning their professional journeys and policy makers at different Victorian Government departments and contributed to a range of publications and teaching videos.

“Through this engagement he supported the development of different caring roles across organisations.

“Long-time Preston resident, Vince first joined the Darebin Disability Advisory Committee in 1994, as one of the original members of the Preston Disability Advisory Committee and continued on the Committee after the Council amalgamation.

“During this time, he participated in many projects focusing on the improvement of access and inclusion in Darebin for community members with lived experience of disability.

“His work was recognised and in 2005 when Vince was awarded joint Darebin Citizen of the Year.

“On behalf of Council I have also written to Rosanne, Vince’s wife, to express our deep condolences and sadness on his passing,” Cr Messina told her colleagues at the October 25 meeting.

Sex assault at Bundoora

■ Mernda Sexual Offences and Child Abuse Investigation Team detectives are appealing for public assistance after a man sexually assaulted a woman in Bundoora last month.

Investigators have been told a woman was walking along a walking track between McLeans Rd and Greenhills Rd when a man engaged her in conversation around 4.10pm on Thursday, October 28.

The man then sexually assaulted the woman and rode off towards Greenhills Rd. Detectives have released a face-fit image of a man who they believe may be able to assist with their enquiries.

The man is perceived to be Caucasian in appearance, aged 27-30 years, about 170cm tall, with blue eyes, a slim build, mousey blonde hair and acne.

He was wearing a white T-shirt and shorts and was riding a multi-coloured bike with a white shopping bag tied to the handlebars.

■ Anyone who recognises the man or has information regarding the incident is urged to contact Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000 or submit a confidential crime report at www.crime stoppersvic.com.au

● Police want to speak with this man.

Local Briefs Awardees named

■ A group of Whittlesea City residents has been recognised for going above and beyond to help their local community.

The inaugural City of Whittlesea Community Awards was presented in an online ceremony on Wednesday, October 27, which also featured a Welcome to Country by Wurundjeri Elder Uncle Ringo.

Administrator Peita Duncan, who was also a member of the Community Awards Committee, praised the efforts of those who were celebrated.

“It’s wonderful to see so many people in our community giving up their time to help others,” she said.

“This level of community spirit is inspiring. We were pleased to recognise a small group of these wonderful people in our first community awards program.

“I would also like to take this opportunity to thank theAwards Committee who volunteered their time to help direct the organisation of the awards and judge the nominations.

“We hope this encourages others to appreciate the community spirit that is present in the City of Whittlesea.”

Full list of 2021 City of Whittlesea Community Award nominees and winners Citizen of the Year Winner: Daman Shrivastav, South Morang whose above-and-beyond efforts to provide free meals and food to international students and others in need went far and wide during the pandemic.

Nominees: ■ Deborah Henry ■ Gurinder Kaur ■ Josie Ciccone Minniti ■ Mannix Santos ■ Nicole Brown ■ Scott Brander ■ Shina Shrestha ■ Tim Purdy ★ Senior Citizen of theYear Winner: Shoukry Sidrak for their contribution to the community over more than two decades, including volunteering at Whittlesea Community Connections, offering companionship through the community visitors’ program and providing free sustainability assessments to local businesses.

Nominees: ■ Alexandra Leti ★ Access and Inclusion Citizen of the Year Winner: Lynne Harris from Bundoora for her work helping create opportunities for local people with disabilities to participate over the past 30 years.

Nominees: ■ Guralambir Sing Alex ■ Niharika Dawar ■ Norma Medawar ■ Sally Pasceri Sustainable Environment ★ Citizen of the Year Winner: Hansikaa Sharma for her commitment to inspiring others to join her in tackling environmental issues. From presenting to her school mates about the importance of Earth Hour and National Water Week to establishing a litter clean-up group and advocating against the use of helium balloons and palm oil.

Nominees: ■ Carter Rodda ■ Daman Shrivastav ■ Deborah Henry ■ Jim Bannan ■ Rudra Sekhri ■ Krysti Severi ■ Nicole Brown ★ Young Citizen of the Year Winner: Rudra Sekhri who has shown leadership and vision in his contribution to the Thomastown Youth Council, ‘Youth Leading the World Congress’ and Mill Park Library Makers Club.

Nominees: ■ Sarah Mason

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Sport Briefs Rebels AGM

■ The Alexandra Football-Netball Club met onWednesday, October 27 for the Annual General Meeting.

After presentation of the Club’s 2021 Financial Report and President’s Report, all executive positions were declared vacant with the following appointments subsequently made: President – Ray Steyger, Senior VicePresident – Sam Kidd, Junior Vice-President – to be confirmed, Treasurer – Ray Steyger and Secretary – Kylie Cairns.

A big thank you to Peter McKenzie. He has stepped down from the executive due to work commitments, after having made a significant contribution to the Club.

A number of enthusiastic people have pledged to assist the Club on several Committees and if anyone is interested in joining the Club in any capacity, please don’t hesitate in contacting Ray Steyger on 5772 2627, everyone is welcome.

The Club was pleased to have a number of coaching applications which were discussed and the following appointments made for the 2022 season: Reserves coach Scott Ferrier and senior coach Nick Wal had already been re-appointed, Under 17 football and senior netball coaches are pending whilst junior netball coaches appointed were Under 13, Emma Kidd, and Under 15, Penny Van Lierop ,re-appointed.

Junior football coach appointments were for Under 9, Sam Kidd; Under 11, Cameron Gysberts; Under 13, Rebecca Clark re-appointed; Under 15, Daniel Crane and Brad Howell. ★ In late 2015, the Alexandra FootballNetball Club commenced an aluminium can recycling project.

Key aim of the project is to reduce the amount of material going into landfill as well as providing some income for the Club.

As at September, the project has collected more than 8500 kilograms of aluminium cans which have been recycled.

The project is ongoing, organised by Ray ‘Fox’ Chanter, Richard Jack, Michael Harper and Ray Steyger.

You will find wheelie bins with red lids marked “cans only” near the entry gate at theAlexandra Showgrounds and Recreation Reserve.

If you have aluminium cans (crushed if possible), please deposit them in the bins. If you have any questions, please contact Ray Steyger on 5772 2627.

The Rebels’ growth into the future is dependent on everyone getting involved as we intend to make a positive impact on and off the field with juniors and seniors’ football and netball in 2022. So if you would like to assist in any capacity, please let us know.

- Ray Steyger

Yea Golf Club Foursomes Men Wednesday saw 14 men in 7 teams play alternate shots – foursomes. Winners were Brendan Chenhall (15) and Rob O’Halloran (20) with a nett 69.5.

Second were Russell Wealands (22) and Alan Pell (14) with 71 from third Bill Dredge (20) and Neil Ross(34) with 74.5.

There was no NTP on the 2nd and the Club Award went to Mick Sheather and Neil Peterson. ★ John Phillips Wins Saturday Some 24 men played a 4 Stick Stableford Event on Saturday. Winner with 36 points was John Phillips (20). Second with 35 was Alan Pell (14) with Steve Rumney (28) third with 34. John Tanner(22) was fourth on CB from Gary Pollard (12) with 33 each.

David Ngo was NTP on the 2nd and Brendan Chenhall won the Club Award.

Chooklotto winner was Tony Rule, and the Stubbie holder went to Phil Armstrong.

- Alan Pell

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DV cricket starts Saturday Diamond Valley Cricket Association fixtures for the 2021-22 season are due to commence this Saturday (Nov. 13).

There are 15 home-and-away Barclay Shield rounds. Semi Finals are scheduled for March 12, Preliminary Finals are timed for March 19.

The Final is set for March 26. Matches in 2022 are scheduled thus: Barclay Shield Round 1. Sat., Nov. 13. Riverside v Heidelberg. Rosanna v Lower Eltham. Epping v North Eltham Wanderers. Diamond Creek v Banyule.

Research Eltham Collegians v Macleod.

Round 2. Sat., Nov. 20. Riverside v Rosanna.

Banyule v North Eltham Wanderers. Heidelberg v Lower Eltham. Macleod v Diamond Creek. Research Eltham Collegians v Epping.

Round 3. Sat., Nov. 27. North Eltham Wanderers v Heidelberg. Banyule v Rosanna. Epping v Riverside. Diamond Creek v Research Eltham Collegians. Lower Eltham v Macleod.

Round 4. Sat., Dec. 4. Riverside v Research Eltham Collegians. Rosanna v Diamond Creek.

Heidelberg v Epping. Macleod v Banyule. Lower Eltham v North Eltham Wanderers.

Round 5. Sat., Dec. 11. North Eltham Wanderers v Riverside. Banyule v Lower Eltham.

Epping v Diamond Creek. Macleod v Heidelberg. Research Eltham Collegians v Rosanna.

Round 6. Sat., Dec. 18. North Eltham Wanderers v Macleod. Rosanna v Epping. Heidelberg v Banyule. Diamond Creek v Riverside.

Lower Eltham v Research Eltham Collegians.

Money Shield.

Round 1. Sat., Nov. 13. Bundoora v Eltham.

Plenty v Bundoora United. Old Paradians v Montmorency. Mernda v Bundoora Park, Rosebank v Lalor Stars.

Round 2. Sat., Nov. 20. Bundoora v Plenty.

Bundoora Park v Montmorency. Eltham v Bundoora United. Lalor Stars v Mernda. Rosebank v Old Paradians.

Round 3. Sat., Nov. 27. Montmorency v Eltham,. Bundoora Park v Plenty. Old Paradians v Bundoora. Mernda v Rosebank. Bundoora United v Lalor Stars.

Round 4. Sat., Dec. 4. Bundoora v Rosebank.

Plenty v Mernda. Eltham v Old Paradians, Lalor Satrs v Bundoora Park. Bundoora United v Montmorency.

Round 5. Sat., Dec. 11. Montmorency v Bundoora. Bundoora Park v Bundoora United.

Old Paradians v Mernda. Lalor Stars v Eltham.

Rosebank v Plenty.

Round 6. Sat., Dec. 18. Montmorency v Lalor Stars. Plenty v Old Paradians. Eltham v Bundoora Park. Mernda v Bundoora. Bundoora United v Rosebank.

Mash Shield Round 1. Sat., Nov. 13. Panton Hill v Whittlesea. Greensborough v Hurstbridge.

Thomastown United v Mill Park. South Morang v Lower Plenty. Laurimar v Thomastown.

Round 2. Sat., Nov. 20. Panton Hill v Greensbor-ough. Lower Plenty v Mill Park.

Whittlesea v Hurstbridge. Thomastown v South Morang. Laurimar v Thomastown United.

Round 3. Sat., Nov. 27. Mill Park v Whittlesea. Lower Plenty v Greensborough.

Thomastown United v Panton Hill. South Morang v Laurimar. Hurstbridge v Thomastown.

Round 4. Sat., Dec. 4. Panton Hill v Laurimar. Greensborough v South Morang.

Whittlesea v Thomastown United. Thomastown v Lower Plenty. Hurstbridge v Mill Park.

Round 5. Sat., Dec. 11. Mill Park v Panton Hill. Lower Plenty v Hurstbridge. Thomastown United v South Morang. Thomastown v Whittlesea. Laurimar v Greensborough.

Round 6. Sat., Dec. 18. Mill Park v Thomastown. Greensborough v Thomastown United. Whittlesea v Lower Plenty. South Morang v Panton Hill. Hurstbridge v Laurimar.

History grants

■ Grants of up to $600 are now available to fund history and/or heritage projects within the Nillumbik Shire.

Mayor Cr Peter Perkins said history and heritage contributes strongly to shaping our community. “Activities involving history and heritage enrich our lives, allow us to share our stories and explore what has passed, whilst also informing the future,” he said.

News Briefs New NE Link plans

■ New designs have been released for the North East Link Project, including: ■ a longer tunnel ■ a simpler interchange at lower plenty.

Banyule Council says it is looking forward to a full briefing.

Cr Tom Melican, Mayor, said:“We’ve not seen the detail yet, but the longer tunnel and a simplified Lower Plenty Rd interchange are really positive improvements to the design.”

“We’ve worked really hard with our community over many years to show that these improvements make complete sense, environmentally and for the overall design.

“It’s a win, that some of what we worked hard for is now locked in and we are getting clearer on what will actually be delivered “Upgrades to the Watsonia station are still a missing piece, especially with such a big new carpark,” Cr Melican said.

Darebin report

Seymour District Assoc. fixtures

■ The fixtures for Seymour District Circket Association, starting this Saturday (Nov. 13), have been released. Matches prior to Christmas are: A-GRADE Round 1. Sat., Nov. 13. Broadford v Tallarook. Eastern Hill v Yea Tigers. Kilmore v Seymour.

Round 2. Sat., Nov. 20. Yea Tigers v Broadford. Seymour v Eastern Hill. Tallarook v Kilmore.

Round 3. Sat., Nov. 27. Broadford v Seymoir. Eastern Hilol v Kilmore. Tallarook v Yea Tigers.

Round 4. Sat., Dec. 4. Kilmore v Broadford. Eastern Hill v Tallarook. Yea Tigers v Seymour.

Round 5. Sat., Dec. 11. Broadford v Eastern Hill. Kilmore v Yea Tigers. Seymour v Tallarook.

Round 6. Sat., Dec. 18. Tallarook v Broadford. Yea Tigers v Eastern Hill.

Seymour v Kilmore.

B-GRADE Round 1. Sat., Nov. 13. Puckapunyal: Bye. Alexandra v Avenel. Seymour v Kilmore.

Pyalong v Eastern Hill. Tallarook vBroadford.

Round 2. Sat., No. 20. Avenel: Bye. Alexandra v Pyalong. Kilmore v Tallarook.

Broadford v Puckapunyal. Eastern Hill v Seymour.

Round 3. Sat., Nov. 27. Alexandra: Bye. Puckapunyal v Tallarook. Seymour v Broadford. Pyalong v Avenel. Kilmore v Eastern Hill.

Round 4. Sat., Dec. 4. Pyalong: Bye. Broadford v Kilmore. Tallarook v Eastern Hill. Seymour v Alexandra. Puckapunyal v Avenel.

Round 5. Sat. Dec. 11. Eastern Hill v Alexandra. Pyalong v Puckapunyal. Avenel v Kilmore. Tallarook v Seymour. Broadford: Bye. Round 6. Sat., Dec. 18. Kilmore v Puckapunyal. Eastern Hillv Pyalong. Seymour: Bye. Avenel v Tallarook. Alexandra v Broadford.

C-GRADE Round 1. Sat., Nov. 13. Eastern Hill v Kilmorer Blue. Avenel v Alexandra. Yea Tigers v Pyalong. Puckapunyal: Bye. Kilmore White v Broadford.

Round 2. Sat., Nov. 20. Kilmore Blue v Yea Tigers. Avenel: Bye. Puckapunyal v Broadford. Eastern Hill v Kilmore White.

Pyalong v Alexandra.

Round 3. Sat., Nov. 27. Broadford v Eastern Hill. Pyalong: Bye. Alexandra v Kilmore Blue. Kilmore White v Puckapunyal. Avenel v Yea Tigers.

Round 4. Sat., Dec. 4. Puckapunyal v Eastern Hill. Yea Tigers: Bye. Avenel v Broadford. Pyalong v Kilmore Blue.

Alexandra v Kilmore White.

Round 5. Sat., Dec. 11. Kilmore White v Kilmore Blue. Alexandra v Puckapunyal.

Avenel: Bye. Eastern Hill v Pyalong. Yea Tigers v Broadford.

Round 6. Sat., Dec. 18. Broadford v Kilmore White. Kilmore Blue v Eastern Hill.

Pyalong v Yea Tigers. Alexandra: Bye. Puckapunyal v Avenel.

■ The City of Darebin annual report, accompanied by an auditor’s report, is due to be discussed at its meeting to be held on Monday, November 22.

A copy of the annual; report can be viewed at the Counci’s website.

A Planning Committee meeting was held on Monday this week (Nov. 8).

In addition to the November 22 meeting, a special meeting is planned to be held on Wednesday, November 24, at which the Mayor and Deputy Mayor will be elected.

That meeting will be held at the Preston Town Hall, and according to an advertisement in newspaper, only limited public access will be available.

Draft Local Law

■ The Draft Nillumbik General Local Law is now open for community feedback, after being endorsed at last month’s Council meeting.

The Council received more than 700 public submissions earlier this year ahead of the review of the Amenity Local Law (2013), which covers a range of objectives including behaviour in public places; the number of animals that can be kept, and open air burning, and the Infrastructure Assets Local Law (2013), which canvases topics such as stormwater drains and Council asset protection.

Nillumbik Council considered a range of ideas and suggestions to prepare the Draft General Nillumbik Local Law. Mayor Cr Peter Perkins thanked those who submitted ideas and comments to inform the draft, and said he looks forward to the community’s feedback.

“I encourage everyone to have their say on the draft, because local law reviews only happen once every 10 years,” Cr Perkins said.

Sale of road

■ Darebin Council is planning to sell the 6.10m wide discontinued road at the rear of 7 Dumbarton St and 55 Dundee St Reservoir.

It is Council’s intention to sell the land from the former road to the owner of 7 Dumbarton St, Reservoir, by private treaty

Multi-lingual talks

■ Whittlesea Council is providing an opportunity for the multicultural community to attend an Early Years information session in these languages - Urdu, Punjabi and Arabic.

These three Early Years Information sessions will include information on: ■ how and when to apply for 3 and 4 year old Kindergarten ■ free kindergarten eligibility ■ how we support families to apply and access kindergarten Urdu Early Years Information Session 6:30pm, Tuesday, November 16.

Punjabi Early Years Information Session - 6:30pm, Tuesday, November 23.

Arabic Early Years Information Session - 6:30pm, Tuesday, November 30.

Phone: 9217 2170.

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Local Theatre Shows

■ The Monash One-Act Play Festival will be presented next year from February 25 – 27 at the Unicorn Theatre, Lechte Rd., Mount Waverley. Interested playwrights and participants are invited to contact: moapfestival@peridot.com.au ■ Torquay Theatre Troupe: The Kitchen Sink (by Tom Wells) Until November 20 at the Shoestring Playhouse at The MAC, 77 Beach Road, Torquay. Director: Michael Baker. Bookings: trybooking.com.au Enquiries 52616111 ■ BATS Theatre Company: The Full Monty November 18 – 21 at the Cranbourne Community Theatre, Brunt St. (Cranbourne Secondary College). Director: Mihelle Zintschenko. Bookings: www.batstheatre. org.au ■ Warrandyte Theatre Company: Visitors (by Barney Norris) (Live and streamed) November 19 – December 4 at 8.00pm at the Warrandyte Mechanics Institute Hall, Cnr. Yarra and Mitchell Sts., Warrandyte. Bookings: www.warrandytehallarts.asn.au ■ Malvern Theatre Company: The Flick (by Annie Baker) November 19 – December 4 at 29a Burke Rd., Malvern. Director: Helen Ellis. Bookings: www.malverntheatre.com. au 1300 131 552 ■ Heidelberg Theatre Company: Three Little Words (by Joanna Murray-Smith) November 26 – December 9 at 36 Turnham Ave., Rosanna. Director: Tim Scott. www.htc.org.au ■ Theatrical: Little Women the Broadway Musical November 19 – 28 at Chapel off Chapel, 12 Little Chapel St., Prahran. Director: Ange Phillips; Musical Director: Ashley Meliki Shoup, Ass’t. Director: Karen Shnider; Executive Producer: Andrew Gyopar. Bookings: https://theatrical.com.au/littlewomen/ ■ Wonthaggi Theatrical Group: Dimboola (by Jack Hibberd) November 20 – 28 at The Shed, State Coal Mine, Garden St., Wonthaggi. Director: Wayne Moloney. Bookings: www.wtg.org.au ■ Essendon Theatre Company: Death of a Salesman (by Arthur Miller) November 25 – December 4 at 9 Bradshaw Street, Essendon (Entry off Buckley St). Directors: Directed

by Michele Haywood and Nicola Taylor.

Bookings: www.essendontheatrecompany. com.au ■ Playhouse Players: Around the World in 80 Days (by Jules Verne, adapted for stage

by Mark Brown) December 1 – 4 at 7.30pm at the Clayton Theatre, Clayton Community Centre, 9-15 Cooke St., Clayton. Director: Graeme McCoubrie. Tickets: $25/$28. Bookings: www.trybooking.com/BQIMV ■ LOTS Theatre: Legends of the Skies (scripts by Alison Knight, Neil Follett, Geri Colson and Steve Morris) December 3 – 4 at 8.00pm, December 5 at 5.30pm at the Aviation Museum, 12 First St., Moorabbin Airport. Artistic Director: Maggie Morrison. Tickets: $20.

Bookings: https:// www.trybooking.com/BUYAX ■ Melbourne French Theatre: La Candidate December 7 – 11 at Library at the Dock, Second floor performance space, 107 Victoria Harbour Promenade, Docklands. Director: Donald McManus; Producer: Michael Bula.

Bookings: melbournefrenchtheatre.org.au ■ Peridot Theatre: Hypnosis (by David Tristram) January 28 – February 12 at the Unicorn Theatre, Mt Waverley Secondary College, Lechte Rd., Mt Waverley. Director: Pip LeBlond. Bookings: www.peridot.com.au

Auditions

■ Playhouse Players: Director required for a one-act play to be presented in the delayed 20th National Playwright Competition. Please contact 0407276973 for further details.

■ Geelong Repertory Theatre Company: Private: The Weekend (by Michael Palin) November 12 at 5.00pm at the Woodbin Theatre, 15 Coronation St., West Geelong. Director; Ben Crowley. Further enquiries: www.geeongrep.com ■ Mordialloc Theatre Company: The Kitchen Sink (by Tom Wells) November 14 at 2.00pm, November 16 at 7.00pm at the MTC Lockup Factory 8/417-419 Warrigal Rd., Cheltenham. Director: Rod Hulme. Audition appointment: rod@hulme.email Phone: 0418 117 772. More in column, at right

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WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 10, 2021

DEAR MAMA

■ Wit Incorporated presents a live play-reading of Dear Mama, There's Something Maybe I Have to Tell You on November 11 and 12 at 7.30pm at the Bluestone Church Arts Space, Footscray.

For those not ready to return to the theatre just yet, there will also be an online performance of this new play on Tuesday, November 23 from 7pm - 9.30pm.

A cross-cultural comedy of errors about love, loss, community, tradition ... and beer, Dear Mama, There's Something Maybe I Have To Tell You is written by Lansy Feng and directed

by Ellen O'Connor.

The play contains regular musical interludes, including original songs, and is told in English with some moments of Mandarin and French language. There will be a full production coming next year to follow this development play read concert.

There are adult themes and occasional coarse language. Recommended for audiences aged 13+.

Live Play Reading Performances: Thursday, November 11 and Friday, November 12 at 7.30pm at the Bluestone Church Arts Space, 8A Hyde St., Footscray. Venue and bar open at 7pm.

Duration: Two hours plus interval.

Tickets: Free, but donations gratefully appreciated.

Bookings: https://events.humanitix.com/ dear-mama-bcas

● Lansy Feng, playwright Online Play Reading Performance: Tuesday, November 23, 7pm-9.30pm Tickets: Free or pay what you can Bookings essential: https:// events.humanitix.com/dear-mama-online - Cheryl Threadgold

● Award-winning choreographer Andrea Marsic.

■ Congratulations to Melbourne dancer Andrea Marsic, who has been named as the winner of the Most Innovative Choreography Prize in FORM Dance Project’s Sharp Short Dance Digital.

Providing a rare opportunity for aspiring choreographers and dancers to display their talents in a supportive environment, Sharp Short Dance Digital returned to the stage, both live and digitally, in 2021.

Sharp Short Dance Digital saw more than fifty dance works created and performed by young dancers and choreographers 21 years and under.

Andrea is currently a student in her third year of full-time contemporary dance at Transit Dance.

She has trained primarily in contemporary dance and ballet as well as other styles and has worked with a myriad of different choreographers in her time at Transit.

- Cheryl Threadgold

■ Malthouse Outdoor Stage returns this summer from November 20 to December 19 at the Malthouse Theatre, 113 Sturt St, Southbank.

The event will welcome Emma Donovan and the Putbacks on Saturday November 20, Uncle Jack Charles on Sunday November 21, and Women of Soul on Friday-Saturday November 26-27, before the world premiere of the maritime mayhem show S.S. Metaphor from Sunday December 5, running for two weeks.

Writer, performer and limbo champion Ash Flanders will bring Zenya Carmellotti, Will Conyers and Natalie Gamsu down to his level in a medley of maritime mayhem, S.S. Metaphor.

Directed by Sarah Giles, S.S. Metaphor is the first Malthouse Theatre production on MOS and

premieres on December 5. Set aboard the luxury cruise liner the S.S. Metaphor, this glittering ode to freedom, adventure and endless possibility has been stuck at sea for over a year, but audience members are encouraged to ignore the troubles below deck, sip a mai tai, kick up their heels, and allow the liner’s world-class cabaret duo Cruise Control to croon their cares away as disaster unfolds.

Venue: Malthouse Outdoor Stage, 113 Sturt St., Southbank. Emma Donovan and the Putbacks, November 20. Tickets $50 full. Uncle Jack Charles, November 20. Tickets $40 full, $15 concession. Women of Soul, 26 /27 November. Tickets $45 full, $35 concession S.S. Metaphor, December 5 – 19.Tickets $65 full, $40. www.malthousetheatre.com.au/

Andrea wins award

Malthouse outdoor stage

● Phillip Compagna and Ailsa Page ■ Many of us have elderly relatives in aged care, and one of the hardest effects of the constant lockdowns during the pandemic was not being allowed to visit them, and knowing that so many of their activities couldn’t happen.

Husband and wife singing duo In The Mood, aka Ailsa Page and Phillip Campagna, were used to bringing high quality entertainment to nursing homes, until suddenly they were locked out too.

But this innovative duo were determined that our oldies needn’t miss out on that essential musical stimulation, so they recorded a DVD of favourite songs, complete with singalong lyrics on them.

Having both had parents and grandparents affected by dementia and living in aged care facilities, Ailsa and Phillip were used to using music to connect with and entertain their loved ones.

While not all elderly people can access performances by Zoom or YouTube, most facilities have a DVD player, so the duo video recorded from home 15 of their most loved songs, with the bonus feature of cameo performances from their geriatric dog, Maxi.

“We’ve seen first-hand the immediate benefits of a good singalong with our parents and also the audiences that we sing to,” Ailsa said.

“I’ll never forget one performance where most of the audience were wheeled in on princess beds, and I could still see them move their feet and fingers in time to the music.”

The DVD is called Singsational Singalong and includes their most requested numbers by audiences, such as Delilah, and Let’s Twist Again.

What a fabulous project to develop during enforced lockdown, that will give pleasure to so many people who can’t get out to concerts.

Singsational Sing-along costs $39.95, including delivery withinAustralia, and you can buy it online at www.singalongdvd.com.au Julie Houghton ● From column, at lerft

Auditions

■ Williamstown Little Theatre: The Importance of Being Earnest (by Oscar Wilde) November 20 at 1.00pm, November 21 at 12noon at 2 Albert St., Williamstown. Director: Ellis Ebell. Audition Bookings: ellis@pagebell.com ■ Brighton Theatre Company: Chancers (by Robert Massey) November 21 and 22 at 7.30pm at the Brighton Arts and Cultural Centre, Cnr. Wilson and Carpenter Sts., Brighton.

Director: Peter Newling. Audition bookings: www.brightontheatrecompany.com.au ■ Peridot Theatre: I Ought to be in Pictures (by Neil Simon) November 28 at 1.00pm, November 29 at 7.00pm at the Unicorn Theatre, Mt Waverley Secondary College, Lechte Rd., Mt Waverley. Director: Michelle Swann. Audition enquiries: michelleswann65@gmail.com ■ The 1812 Theatre: The History Boys (by Alan Bennett) November 27 and 28 at 9.30am at 3 Rose Street, Upper Ferntree Gully. Director: Dexter Bourke. Audition appointment and enquiries: 0411287043 or dexterb7251@gmail.com - Cheryl Threadgold

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Local Theatre La Mama returns

■ At the same time as Victoria opens up after the pandemic lockdown, the rebuilt La Mama HQ in Carlton is also opening, 3½ years since the theatre was destroyed by fire.

Thanks to fundraising, designing to building and every detail in between, an enormous community of people have come together to make this happen.

From the philanthropic alliance, lead donors and 600+ La Mama lovers, to the Rebuild La Mama Project Team and dozens of individuals who have given endless support to this project, the La Mama team says: "It really is the generosity of our community that has made possible the opening of our new La Mama, and it is an achievement that belongs to all."

Under the Victorian Government’s Public Health Orders, all audience members at any event at La Mama will need to provide evidence that they have received two doses of a COVID vaccine. All La Mama staff and artists are required to be vaccinated. La Mama anticipates that all audiences will require proof of full vaccination prior to entering the theatre for at least the remainder of 2021. .

For further details regarding performances at La Mama Theatre, visit www. lamama.com.au/ - Cheryl Threadgold

What Rhymes With Orange?

■ Theatre throughout the centuries has often used adaptive and innovative processes to give a twist to the story.

As early as the 5th century BC, Greek writers of tragedy used this device to resolve complicated or seemingly hopeless situations.

Throughout the history of the theatre this has been used in extraordinary, imaginative, and creative ways to turn the story in an unexpected direction.

The digitally streamed performance of Isabella Perversi’s latest work clearly demonstrates the transformative nature of theatre.

The marriage of theatre to film works amazingly as such a device in Isabella Perversi’s production of What Rhymes with Orange?

The work is directed by Alanah Guiry, filmed by Mad Hatter Films and sensitively and brilliantly performed by Isabella Perversi (Rosie) and Fabio Motto (Tom).

The natural warmth and genuineness projected by Perversi and Motto resonates with the audience who, as the work progresses, become more and more drawn to the characters.

The story is a contemporary one that explores the nature of modern relationships, the intrusion yet comfort technology plays in our everyday lives.

The mobile phone is used as a symbol for a series of disconnected aspects in our daily lives, representing communication, miscommunication , the ability to shroud reality, hide loneliness, conceal secrets, provide a crutch and yet also be an alluring comforter.

Rosie and Tom are a couple in love who are at a crossroads in their relationships.

Like all humans their characters are flawed. Their lived realities do not match up with what each of them wants for their future. Rosie dreams of becoming a successful dancer. She is constantly auditioning and completely obsessed with following her dreams. In contrast, Tom is a reforming alcoholic who on the other hand wants them to start a family.

Relationships can be challenging and often choices must be made that may either compromise one party or the other or the challenges presented can bind a relationship making it stronger. Rosie and Tom’s relationship breaks down through a series of events including lies, an abortion, and the final realisation that neither of them want the same out of life. A modern tragedy!

What Rhymes with Orange? was presented as part of the Melbourne Fringe Festival.

- Review by Mary Downie

Confidential Melbourne

Talk is cheap, gossip is priceless

Lillian’s new album

■ Australian jazz vocalist Lillian Albazi and her band have released their debut album, After-Image and will soon undertake a tour of the south-eastern states.

Lillian first came to prominence at 22- yearsold with her quintet, debuting at the 2016 Melbourne International Jazz Festival.

Since then, she has toured Australia extensively playing at key venues and festivals including MONA Museum, Devonport Jazz Festival, Melbourne International Jazz Festival and Melbourne Recital Centre.

Lillian and her band perform modern arrangements of seminal standards from The Great American/Australian Songbook celebrating the jazz pioneers.

On the album Lillian is backed by four of Melbourne's most in demand local musicians Luke Andresen (drums), Henry Davis (guitar), Oscar Neyland (double bass) and Shaun Rammers (tenor saxophone).

Their debut album After-Image renews their familiar with deft, complex takes on classic and contemporary standards, performing a range of modern jazz styles with wit, playfulness and sombre romanticism.

“An after-image is the impression left on the closed eyelid - an impression of a piece of music filtered through someone else," explains Lillian Albazi.

"Over time, the after-image might distort and change, leaving you with a sentiment, a feeling or just the framework of what was.

“For this reason, it feels a perfect analogy for the re-interpretation and arrangements of the standards on the album, presenting the listener with an after-image of the familiar. Seeing things

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What’s On Best Worst Nightmares

■ After a successful season in the 2021 Melbourne International Comedy Festival, Callum Stratford returns to the stage to present Your Best Worst Nightmares at The Butterfly Club from November 22-27 at 7pm.

Callum's show is said to promise 'satire, silliness and more silliness', with its mix of sketch, piano and ukulele songs and musical comedy, including topics such as awkward social interactions, wooing a potential lover, sleep deprivation, talkback radio and more.

Performance Details: November 22 - 27 at 7pm.Venue: The Butterfly Club, 5 Carson Place, Melbourne. Bookings: https:// thebutterflyclub.com/show/callum-strafordyour-best-worst-nightmares-2021 - Cheryl Threadgold

Centre re-opens

● Australian jazz vocalist Lillian Albazi. through my eyes, listening to my after-images."

For details regarding purchase of After-Image and Lillian Albazi's tour dates. visit https:// lillianalbazi.com/ - Cheryl Threadgold

Death and the Discotheque

● Dancers Sofia Reinking, Ben White, Indya Brott and Angus Eastwood in Death and the Discotheque. Photo: Gregory Lorrenzutt ■ Dance work Death and The Discotheque count. The dance floor became my refuge, a will premiere at The Butterfly Club from No- safe space for me, a place to escape all the vember 17-20 at 8.30pm. sadness. I began working on this project in NoSet to an electro soundtrack, a bass line and vember 2019, in the midst of the Black Summer live narration, Death and The Discotheque is a bushfires. Since then it has grown, becoming performance in memoriam to those we have something that has - like all of us - been shaped, lost and the experiences we crave. Both absent changed and altered by the course of recent - one forever, one not. events. Smoke, sickness, 2020, 2021 feeding The work is a deeply personal reflection by the narrative." writer Jessi Lewis, but the many and varied Choreographed by Sasha Chan and Jessi losses that have been experienced universally Lewis; Death and The Discotheque dancers throughout these tempestuous times will reso- Indya Brott, Sofia Reinking, Angus Eastwood nate with audiences. Common ground is found and Ben White emulate the energy of a crowded as grief and emotion are collectively unpacked dance floor. With moves born on club floors – on the dancefloor. and from within queer culture; whacking, “I wrote this show upon reflection of my 20s, voguing and ballroom styles fill the floor. which was a period of my life marked by the November 17-20 at 8.30pm. The Butterfly death," says Jessi Lewis, who has performed as Club 5 Carson Place, Melbourne. Tickets: $26 a professional dancer for the past 15 years.

- $35. More Info:www.thebutterflyclub.com.

"I lost so many friends that I almost lost Run-time: 50 minutes. - Cheryl Threadgold

■ The Melbourne Recital Centre reopens its doors on Friday (Nov. 12) following restrictions in Victoria due to the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic.

This will give staff and audiences alike an opportunity to celebrate the recent recognition by Music Victoria which saw the Centre's Elisabeth Murdoch Hall win 'Best Large Venue' at their 2021 Industry Awards.

New safety measures will be in place at the Centre, which will continue to follow the Victorian Government’s Roadmap to Reopening guidelines, with proof of vaccination; face masks and checking in via the QR code will be required for all audiences, staff and artists.

The latest online season of Live from Melbourne Recital Centre showcases some of the best recent performances from within the Centre, with celebrated Australian pianist Ian Munro and classical music virtuosos Timo-Veikko Valve and Aura Go, musical storytelling of jazz artists Fem Belling and Mina Yu (Femina), the meditative magic of Nat Bartsch, and the entrancing cinematic pop songs of Nir Tsfaty and Invictus Quartet. All performances are available now and free to watch.

The return of live music to Melbourne Recital Centre will feature Australian and New Zealand artists, including: ■ Duo Eclettico in Night Pieces on Wednesday November 17, bringing together saxophonist Justin Kenealy and pianist Coady Green.

■ Composer and pianist, Nat Bartsch premiering The Glasshouse alongside Inventi Ensemble, as part of the Centre’s Merlyn Myer Commission for female composers, on Tuesday November 23.

■ Singer/songwriter Marlon Williams draws on folk and country traditions on Tuesday December 14.

■ Blues musicians Ash Grunwald and Josh Teskey in a journey to the heart and soul of blues on Wednesday December 15.

In 2022, Melbourne Recital Centre presents a new seasonal approach. From January to March the Centre presents over 40 events in Season One: Awaken, a program that takes inspiration from warm summer nights, indigenous seasons and the Australian landscape and highlights exploratory and visionary artists and musicians.

Highlights of the program include; ■ Andrea Lam - Choose Your Own (Piano) Adventure on Wednesday February 23 - a performance in which the audience is encouraged to contribute to the repertoire in determining which compositions are played.

■ Claire Edwardes - Rhythms of Change on Tuesday March 8.

■ Gregor and Sweet Whirl on Friday January 21.

■ Cash Savage and the Last Drinks on Saturday January 22.

In addition to reopening for live events on Friday (Nov. 12), the second season of Live from Melbourne Recital Centre is free to watch and available to stream now via melbournerecital.com.au/watch. General tickets for Season One: Awaken and general tickets for events are on sale in November to December at Melbourne Recital via melbournerecital.com.au - Cheryl Threadgold

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Stateside with Gavin Wood in West Hollywood

Welcome to a new way of doing things

■ Hi everyone, remotely from my suite at the Ramada Plaza Hotel and Suites in West Hollywood comes this week’s news

Out and About

Destinations start to open

11 times more likely to die

■ It now seems the world is slowly opening up to travellers after the most horrendous twoyears of our lives.

The airlines are opening up new destinations to fit in with the countries that have reached their targets in immunisation.

This has been the biggest event in our lives and we are now entering into a whole new world.

I hope the planet has rebirthed after this two-year break on its resources. Everyone is now gearing to take full advantage of this new beginning.

It’s like starting all over again and I hope we have learned a few lessons in the break that we have had. Let’s hope for a kinder and gentler world.

The exciting messages is that America will be open to us in the new year.

Pictured at a tourist planning meeting in West Hollywood is the General Manager of the Ramada Plaza Hotel and Suites, Bill Karpiak, with his Managing Director, Alan Johnson. They are getting the Ramada Plaza on Santa Monica Boulevard ready for the influx of Australian tourists.

7000 steps every day

■ Taking 7000 steps a day during middle age can keep a person's arteries healthy and reduce their risk of death by up to 70 per cent, a new study concludes.

The findings by researchers from across the United States suggest that this lower number is still enough to protect against serious heart complications rather than the common recommendation of 10,000 steps per day.

The study examined a group of adults between 38 and 50 who took at least 7000 steps daily about three miles and discovered that these individuals were much less likely to die over the next decade.

Mortality rates among both White and Black participants fell by 63 and 70 per cent respectively compared to their sedentary peers.

Study authors also identified a difference among men and women raising their daily step count. Deaths among men fell by 58 per cent however, that rate jumped to 72 per cent among women.

"This cohort study found that higher daily step volume was associated with a lower risk of premature all-cause mortality among Black and White middle-aged women and men," lead author DrAmanda Paluch of the University of Massachusetts and her team writes in the journal JAMA Network Open.

The 2110 volunteers wore an accelerometer from 2005 to 2006 and researchers followed them for an average of nearly 11 years.

The volunteers were all taking part in a program looking into the risks of coronary artery disease. "Participants taking at least 7000 steps, compared with those taking fewer than 7000 steps, had a 50 per cent to 70 per cent lower risk of mortality."

● Bill Karpiak and Alan Johnson

Fourth Amendment rights

GavinWood

From my Suite at the Ramada Plaza Complex on Santa Monica Blvd

■ A federal court ruled this month that evidence of drugs obtained by police from a package at a FedEx sorting centre was not seized unconstitutionally, rejecting the defendant's arguments that the seizure violated his Fourth Amendment rights.

At the centre of the decision is a little-known agreement allowing law enforcement agencies to seize parcels at the shipping behemoth's sorting centers.

Police are permitted to take packages only if a drug dog indicates there may be contraband inside. Individual cops, however, determine which packages merit attention, allowing them to zero in on people's property, dress up as FedEx delivery men, and proceed with arrests if they testify that a drug dog alerted them appropriately.

Such was the case with Herbert Green, who had his package singled out at a FedEx sorting center after Kansas City Police Department (KCPD) Detective Antonio Garcia noticed a return label from Brownsville, Texas.

That's a "source city for illegal narcotics," the officer said, who was further interested by the parcel's glued seams and the fact that it was a "moving" box. Those get his attention "right away", he testified, because of their material, which he claims are well-suited to shipping drugs.

Death of rockin’ legend

Marijuana use up

■ You may soon be in the minority if you're of a college-age adult and not using marijuana, according to a new national poll.

Marijuana has steadily become more and more socially accepted and popular in recent years.

Now, a new study reveals weed use among college students and their peers reached historically high levels in 2020.

In fact, researchers from the National Institute on Drug Abuse (NIDA) say marijuana use hasn't been this high since the 1980s.

"The COVID-19 pandemic dramatically changed the way that young people interact with one another and offers us an opportunity to examine whether drug taking behaviour has shifted through these changes," says NIDA Director Nora D. Volkow, M.D., in a media release.

■ If you are considering coming over for a holiday to see the in 2022, then I have got a special deal for you. We would love to see you at the Ramada Plaza Hotel and Suites, 8585 Santa Monica Boulevard, West Hollywood.

I have secured a terrific holiday deal for readers of the Melbourne Observer and The Local Paper. Please mention ‘Melbourne Observer’ when you book to receive the ‘Special Rate of the Day’ for your advance bookings. Please contact: Jennifer at info@ramadaweho.com Happy Holidays, Gavin Wood

■ Unvaccinated people are 11 times more likely to die from COVID-19 than fully vaccinated people, a new study from theCenters for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) shows.

The study, which examined 600,000 COVID-19 cases, hospitalisations and deaths in 13 states from April 4 to June 19 and from June 20 to July 17, "found further evidence of the power of the vaccination," CDC director Rochelle Walensky said in a press briefing, according to CNBC people were over 10 times more likely to be hospitalised due to COVID-19 and are four-and-a-half half times more likely to contract the virus, according to the study.

The results come just one day after President Biden announced new COVID-19 rules that require private companies with over 100 employees to mandate the vaccine, and federal employees, contractors and healthcare workers to get the shot.

"As we have shown study after study, vaccination works," Walensky said during the press briefing. "CDC will continue to do all we can do to increase vaccination rates across the country by working with local communities and trusted messengers and providing vaccine confidence consults to make sure that people have the information they need to make an informed decision," Walensky said.

Currently, 75 per cent of US adults ages 18 and older have received at least one shot, while 53 per cent of the nation is fully vaccinated, according to The New York Times.

● Chuck E. Weiss

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■ Chuck E. Weiss, the musician who helped launch the Viper Room with Johnny Depp and was a fixture of Los Angeles' music scene for decades, died on Tuesday. He was 76. His bandmate Jimmy Wood confirmed his death, telling Variety, "Chuck E. Weiss left the room yesterday morning around 8:30. JJ Holiday was by his side. He was one of a kind and certainly made Los Angeles a better city!"

Known for his friendship with Tom Waits and for being the subject of Rickie Lee Jones' hit song 'Chuck E.'s In Love,' Weiss spent his career as a LA scene-maker, releasing uniquely rhythmic music himself that teetered between blues and rock.

Weiss and Waits eventually decided to move to LA, and the two lived in West Hollywood's Tropicana Motel, a storied hangout for rockers like Joan Jett and the Ramones. The Tropicana Motel became the Ramada Plaza Hotel and Suites, 8585 Santa Monica Boulevard, West Hollywood, walking distance to all the Sunset Strip music venues and the local recording studios.

While there, Jones penned the song 'Chuck E.'s In Love' inspired by Weiss, while she was romantically involved with Waits. "He sure has acquired this kinda cool and inspired sorta jazz when he walks, where's his jacket and his old blue jeans? Well this ain't healthy, it is some kinda clean," Jones croons on the track.

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■ I recently watched the film starring Victor Mature and the beautiful Hedy Lamarr.

I thought Hedy Lamarr was wonderful in the film and her ‘screen presence’ still captivates viewers all over the world 12 years after her passing.

Hedwig Eva Maria Kiesler was born as an only child in Vienna, Austria in 1913.

Her parents were Jewish, her father died before the Holocaust and Hedy later rescued her mother.

As a child she studied piano and in her teenage years played roles in German films under the name of Hedy Kiesler.

In 1933 she became famous when Hedy starred in a Czechoslovakian film titled Ecstasy.

The film became controversial after she appeared in her birthday suit.

At the age of 19 she married for the first time.

Her husband objected to Ecstasy and tried to buy all the copies. He took Hedy to meetings where she learned a lot about military technology.

In 1937 Hedy fled from her domineering husband and went to London.

She met MGM studio chief Louis B Mayer who offered her a film contact and changed her name to Hedy Lamarr.

In 1938 she made her Hollywood debut in English speaking films with her role in Algiers,

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Whatever Happened To ...

Hedy Lamarr

By Kevin Trask of 3AW and 96.5 Inner FM

co-starring with Charles Boyer. She was soon considered by many to be one of the most beautiful women in films.

Hedy was starring opposite the biggest stars in Hollywood and appeared in films such as Boom Town, Comrade X, Ziegfeld Girl and White Cargo.

But there was another side to Hedy Lamarr that the movie going public knew nothing about.

Hedy hated the Nazis and was a very intelligent woman who spoke six languages. Using some of the knowledge she had gained from her first husband she secretly worked on a radio system to control submarine torpedos by changing frequencies to prevent enemy interception.

Hedy and her friend George Antheil took out

● Hedy Lamaar a patent for the revolutionary invention in 1942 and offered it to the US Military. Although it was not used in WWII it was implemented successfully in 1962 during the Cuban crisis to provide the Navy with secure communications between ships.

Today the principle is used to make mobile phones more secure.

Hedy continued making films and 1949 starred

in the Cecil B. De Mille classic, Sampson and Delilah. Hedy became naturalised citizen of the US in 1953.

Hedy was married six times during her lifetime and had three children. She retired from films in 1958 and settled in Florida.

Her autobiography Ecstasy and Me was published in 1966.

Hedy Lamarr had been one of the wealthiest women in Hollywood and had once owned the mansion used in the film, The Sound of Music.

But in 1966 she was charged with shop lifting and then again in 1991 - both charges were later dropped.

She sued Mel Brooks for mocking her name in the film Blazing Saddles and the case was settled out of court.

Hedy Lamarr passed away in 2000 at the age of 86. In accordance with her wishes her son scattered her ashes in the Vienna Woods.

The first Inventors Day in Germany in 2005 was held in her honour.

What an amazing life this beautiful Hollywood film star led - Hedy Lamarr.

Kevin Trask Kevin can be heard on 3AW The Time Tunnel - Remember When Sundays at 10.10pm with Philip Brady and Simon Owens.

And on 96.5 FM That's Entertainment - Sundays at 12 Noon. www.innerfm.org.au

Two solo exbibitions at Schwartz Gallery

Anna Schwartz Gallery 185 Flinders Lane, Melbourne The Anna Schwartz Gallery announced its opening on Saturday October 30 with two solo exhibitions being unveiled for the first time to the public by leading Australian artists Marco Fusinato and Rose Nolan, Fusinato and Nolan will present major works across two levels of the Gallery.

The Arts

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■ Just remember to wear a mask, keep your distance and be ready to check in via the QR code.

Twenty people are allowed in each indoor space.

Prayer Machine

■ Red Stitch Actors Theatre presents Prayer Machine, an original play by Melbourne playwright Eric Gardiner, from August 4 - 29 at Red Stitch's theatre in Chapel St, Prahran.

Developed as part of Red Stitch’s INK Writers Program, the play marries hypnotic black comedy with a tender exploration of ageing and missed connection.

A pair of high-school lovers reunite in the twilight of middle age.

They make dreams, plans, and reenactments. They try to remember, and they try to forget. Who can face a wasted life? No-one looks at strangers.

Prayer Machine is directed by Krystalla Pearce and performed

by Joe Petruzzi and Patrick Williams with set and costume design

by Bethany J Fellows, lighting design by Rachel Lee, and sound design and composition by Amy Holley.

Performance Season: November 17 - November 28, Wed - Sat 8pm; Sun 6.30pm.

Venue: Red Stitch Actors Theatre, Rear 2 Chapel St., St Kilda East. Tickets: $31-$57 Bookings: redstitch.net - Cheryl Threadgold

with Peter Kemp Earth Canvas: showcases works by leading contemporary artists developed in response to regenerative farming properties situated between the Murray and Murrumbidgee rivers in southern NSW. Exhibition closes November 28.

Spring brings New life, New Beginnings: This springtime inspired exhibition of works is from the permanent collection. Exhibition closes Sunday November 21.

Mildura Arts Centre (MAC) 199 Coreton Rd, Mildura

Blender Studios I LiveAcross the Road from the Future: Out of the dark alleyways of yesteryear, collaged creatures traversed realities from the archives of art history and comic books.

Reimagined into projected concoctions of present-day uniqueness, they become fantasy driven usual poetry, a collection of stories to surprise, amuse and challenge the world form the creator’s perspective., In I Live Across the Road from the Future, artist Drasko Boljevic changes the walls and pavements of

our Melbourne laneways, and for The Dark Horse Experimental canvas brings us new 3D stencil works.

The Lume

Van Gogh: With Melbourne’s renowned arts and culture scene reopening postlockdown, Australia’s and Southern Hemisphere’s first permanent digital gallery, The Lume Melbourne, threw open its much-anticipated doors on November 1 with Van Gogh.

Permanently housed at the Melbourne Convention and Exhibition Centre the premiere experience for The Lume Melbourne, is an epic adventure into the life and vibrant works of Vincent Van Gogh.

The Lume Melbourne transforms the world’s finest art into fully immersive sensory encounters. Imagine the vivid colours and intricate details of world-renowned artworks coming to life al around you while a symphony of light, sounds , aromas and taste create an awe-inspiring multi-sensory experience.

Set within a 3000 square metre, 11metre-high digital art gallery, The Lume Melbourne transcends space and time as you accompany Van Gogh on a thrilling immersive journey into his world.

There are no limits and no set paths; your journey is entirely up to you.

The Lume Melbourne Convention and Exhibition Centre

Heide Museum

■ Heide Museum of ModernArt reopened its doors on October 30 with an exhibition by Margel Hinder of her works Modern in Motion.

Margel Hinder (1905 - 1995) is considered as one of Australia’s most important and dynamic, yet underrated, modernist sculptors.

This exhibition will be displayed in Heide’s main galleries from Saturday October 30 until February6, 2022, and is a tribute to her greatm and everexpanding creative vision.

Heide Museum of Modern Art 7 Templestowe Rd Bulleen - Peter Kemp

OK. With John O’Keefe Rest in Peace, Bert

● Bert Newton A true Gentleman and a creative Genius. RIP

Olivia cashes in Oz property

■ Olivia Newton-John and a couple of other investors have sold their wellness retreat outside of Byron Bay. Olivia and gang settled on a sale price of around $30 million. New owner of the wellness retreat is fellow Australian investment company headed by mining magnate Andrew 'Twiggy' Forrest. Olivia and chums first purchased the retreat in 2005.

Ice cream a la Darren James

■ There's always a laugh when 3AW broadcaster Darren James is around.

His quick wit is infectious and his recipe for ice cream is just as zany.

Darren's tip is to drizzle a teaspoon of soy sauce on a serve of vanilla ice cream. According to DJ it turns into delicious caramel ice cream. Is DJ our next Celebrity Chef?

Hawk flies

■ Former AFL Hawthorn captain and Channel 7 footy commentator Luke Hodge is moving to Brisbane. Hodgie's family home of four bedrooms has been sold and the removalist trucks ordered.

The move to Brisbane was inspired when the family first relocated to the northern capital for a year when Luke coached the Brisbane Lions, and they loved it, particularly his four boys. Luke's wife Lauren will move her interior design biz to the new address.

Love is in the air

■ At long last the floodgates are open and entertainers are scrambling to secure gigs and make some money. John Paul Young was quick off the mark to announce his Melbourne plans. Squeak will appear at The Palms, Melbourne Casino, on January 29.The show is themed 'John Paul Young , 50 years Young' will trace the life of the 71-year-old evergreen backed by his legendary All-Star Band. Be there , or be square.

- John O’Keefe

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Movies, DVDs with Jim Sherlock, Aaron Rourke What’s Hot and What’s Not FILM: HELP (DVD, Blu-ray & Streaming on Paramount+): Genre: Drama.

Cast: Jodie Comer, Stephen Graham, Ian Hart.

Year: 2021.

Rating: M. Length: 98 Minutes.

Stars: **** Review: A young carer at a Liverpool care home with a special talent for connecting with the residents forms a special bond with a challenging young patient struggling with Alzheimer's disease, then, in March 2020, the Covid-19 Coronavirus pandemic hits and throws everything into disarray.

Killing Eve, Free Guy and The Last Duel star Jodie Comer and veteran character actor Stephan Graham (Boardwalk Empire, Greyhound, The Irishman) give powerful award worthy performances in this low budget British drama, an extraordinary emotion charged story set primarily with-in a nursing home shortly before the Covid19 Pandemic and the full force of its impact when it hits, a gripping social commentary on the pandemic that grips like a vice and hits with the force of a baseball bat, never for a second falling into cliché or being offensive or distasteful in any way.

Proves beyond any doubt that Jodie Comer is a force of nature, most notably in a nerve shattering sequence where she finds herself in the care home alone at night as things spiral out of control with patients suffering all around her and no help on the way, all-in-all a potent, poignant, devastating, haunting, raw and overwhelming emotional experience! ... a REAL SURPRISE! FILM: JUNGLE CRUISE (Streaming on Disney+): Genre: Action/Adventure/Comedy.

Cast: Dwayne Johnson, Emily Blunt, Edgar Ramirez, Jack Whitehall, Paul Giamatti.

Year: 2021.

Rating: PG. Length: 127 Minutes.

Stars: *** Review: Inspired by the Disneyland theme park ride, an intrepid scientist and a riverboat captain go on a mission along the Amazon to find the Tree of Life and discover its healing powers, but they are soon battling a competing German expedition, and must also fight the elements, wild animals and supernatural forces along the way.

If you’re looking for something original in any way in "Jungle Cruise" you won’;t find it, however, it does succeed in returning audiences to the more classical or traditional world of junglehopping action-adventures that have thrilled audiences since the beginning of film, a transcendently silly and wildly extravagant entertainment experience that borrows from everything and everyone that manages to pack a healthy amount of inoffensive good-natured fun.

Dwayne Johnson as the riverboat captain and Emily Blunt as the intrepid and vigorous scientist may not be in the same calibre as Katharine Hepburn and Humphrey Bogart in the similarly themed Oscar winning classic The African Queen, but they are a good sparing match on screen, aided by British comedian Jack Whitehall as the pompous, toffy-nosed, fish-out-of-water brother in a role that would have suited Terry-Thomas, Alastair Sim, Kenneth More or Robert Morley in generations past.

Delving into the cupboard of the cinematic past, inspirations and comparisons to similarly related films before it like King Solomon s Mines, Romancing The Stone, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Disney s own Pirates of the Caribbean, and even a touch of Dr. Dolittle, to name just a few, are unavoidable and inevitable, but when all is said and done, even if some of the subplots, jokes and through-lines don't quite make the grade, there’s still more than enough action packed fun, humour and CGI thrills to make it worth the effort.

- James Sherlock

Rourke’s Reviews Squid Game

■ (MA). Nine episodes. Now streaming on Netflix.

This big budget South Korean series has surprisingly taken the world by storm, becoming the most popular Netflix series of all-time.

With its ingenious plotting, dazzling visual design, potent and relevant subject matter, and strong, colourful performances, it’s not hard to see why.

The story is initially set in motion with the introduction of Gi-hun (Lee Jung-jae), a divorced middleaged man who is back living with his ailing mother.

Always asking others for money, Gi-hun isn’t a bad person at heart, but is hugely irresponsible, and owes big money to the local gang boss.

One fateful day, Gi-hun is approached by a well-groomed stranger (Gong Yoo in a brief cameo), who offers the debtstricken loser a chance to win a huge cash amount, by taking part in a secret series of games.

At first disbelieving of the proposal, Gi-hun soon accepts, and after a meticulously planned trip by the game’s organisers, finds himself at a secret location, along with 455 other contestants.

Ominously dressed guards oversee their surroundings, and as the rules are explained, everyone sees the large, clear piggybank hanging over their heads, which will eventually fill with nearly US$40 million.

The winner takes all. However, as the games begin, Gi-hun and his fellow players will soon see just how deadly each task will be.

Squid Game is both exhilarating and thought-provoking, using its Battle Royale-type premise to look at not only class inequality, but at human nature itself, and how each of us would react when given the opportunity to pull yourself (and loved ones) out of financial hardship and despair.

Performances are excellent, with the cast revelling in material which gives them roles which aren’t merely black-or-white.

Stand-outs are Lee (Deliver Us From Evil, The Face Reader, New World) as Gi-hun, Jung Ho-yeon (making her screen debut) as SaeByeok, Lee Yoo-mi (The Russian Novel, Rough Play) as Ji-yeong, and Wi Ha-joon (Midnight, Miss & Mrs. Cops) as officer Hwang.

Writer/director Hwang Donghyuk balances drama, humour and horror effortlessly, and knows when to deliver a brutal blow to the viewer’s stomach.

The film-maker has moved effectively between different genres, from the harrowing true-life drama Silenced (2011), to the hilarious box-office blockbuster Miss

Miss Granny (2014), to the enthralling period epic The Fortress (2017), and now Hwang adds this first-rate Manga-inspired series to his resume. Production values are world-class.

There will be those who will definitely see similarities between this and Takashi Miike’s As The Gods Will (2014), and the Kaiji : Ultimate Gambler movies (all adapted from Mangas), but Hwang has openly stated that he was inspired by numerous Manga comics and graphic novels he’d read and loved, which also includes Battle Royale, which was turned into a classic and highlyinfluential movie in 2000 by the late Kinji Fukasaku.

With Squid Game now a massive success (with an ending that suggests there will be a Season Two), it is the perfect time to delve into other terrific Korean TV series, too many of which go under the radar of general audiences (check out Taxi Driver, My Name, Strangers From Hell, Sell Your Haunted House and the just-arrived Dr Brain).

If you end up loving this, then definitely watch the similarly themed Netflix series Alice In Borderland.

RATING - ****½

Halloween Kills

■ (MA). 105 minutes. Now showing in selected cinemas.

Very bloody, relentlessly stupid entry in the long-running franchise.

Set minutes after the 2018 film, the story sees an injured Laurie Strode (a weirdly under-utilised Jamie Lee Curtis) being taken to hospital, after her battle with Michael Myers, while a now-grown Tommy Doyle (Anthony Michael Hall) will lead the townsfolk on a misguided path via mob justice.

Those close to Laurie will be put in danger.

The first 20 minutes is taken up with ridiculous over-explaining of the Michael Myers mythology, obviously aimed at younger audiences, but long-term fans will find it a waste of time.

Anyone wanting a satisfying ending will be short-changed, as everything is left on a cliffhanger note for the supposedly concluding movie, Halloween Ends, due out next year.

Director David Gordon Green and his co-writers seem more interested in brutal violence and pop culture references than doing anything new.

The music score by original film-maker John Carpenter (collaborating with son Cody) is again the highlight.

RATING - ** - Aaron Rourke

● Dwayne Johnson

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9. SPACE JAM: A New Legacy.

10. FLASHBACK. NEW RELEASE HIGHLIGHTS ON DVD AND BLU-RAY THIS WEEK: CANDYMAN (2021).

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NCIS: New Orleans - The Final Season.

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Crossroads

By Rob Foenander info@countrycrossroads com.au

Frankie and Derek

■ A night of popular songs and great voices will be offered on December 4.

Up close and personal with Frankie Stevens and Derek Redfern is a new format that’s sure to be a welcome treat for their legion of fans and friends.

Joining the boys will be Linda Reid.

The Atrium Safety Beach. Phone 0418 229 609. Bookings essential.

Aaron is excited

■ Melbourne singer songwriter and musician Aaron Schembri is thrilled to be back on stage after the extended lockdown.

The young gun is busy once again doing what he does best including scheduled appearances with rock royalty Russell Morris and Eagle Rock’s Ross Wilson.

Aaron will be joining Ross on the 50th anniversary tour of the iconic songs release back in 1971.

More info: www.aaronschembri.com/

Elvis is back

■ The live 14-piece Elvis spectacular is back and takin' care of business.

Logan Jeffs aka Elvis takes the audience on a nostalgic two-hour trip revisiting the King’s best and most loved classics plus some surprises.

Four epic shows have been added to the new post lockdown gig list at Howler Melbourne, 7-11 Dawson St, Brunswick.

Tickets at https://www.moshtix.com.au/ v2/howler - Rob Foenander

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British Film Festival returns

■ The British Film Festival has returned to Palace Cinema screens until December 1, and soon the Italian Film Fest opens on November 19, running until December 12.

Now in its ninth year, the British Film Festival celebrates British cinema's fine filmmakers and acting talent, and includes powerful true stories and literary adaptations to biographies and documentaries.

For further information and updates on the British Film Festival, visit: https://britishfilmfestival. com.au/ The Italian Film Festival was founded even earlier, in 2000 by Cav. Antonio Zecolla, who built Australia's only national boutique cinema network which now encompasses 24 cinemas and more than 100 screens nationally.

The Italian Film Festival has grown in popularity over the past two decades to the point where it is now the biggest public celebration of Italian cinema outside of Italy.

The ST.ALi Italian Film Festival will open with the Australian premieres of Daniele Luchetti's The Ties, which opened last year's Venice Film Festival, and is a marriage in crisis drama spanning several decades.

Closing the 2021 Festival will be the digitally restored Roberto Rosselini classic Rome, Open City, which was conceived and directed amid the ruin of World War II in Rome, alongside Amore, Journey

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to Italy, Paisan and Stromboli. In addition, the program will also feature Italian screen legends such as Sophia Loren, Gina Lollobrigida and Claudia Cardinale in performances such as Marriage Italian Style, Buona Sera, Mrs Campbell and The Leopard.

■ For information and updates on the Italian Film Festival, visit https://www.italianfilmfestival. com.au/ - Cheryl Threadgold

Moulin Rouge

■ Moulin Rouge! The Musical has its Australian premiere performance on Friday, November 12 at Melbourne's Regent Theatre.

Baz Luhrmann's film comes to life onstage remixed into a new musical extravaganza at the Regent Theatre, transformed into the famed 19th century Paris French nightclub complete with the iconic red windmill and towering blue elephant.

Alinta Chidzey who portrays the sparkling diamond Satine, says: "This past year has been an incredible journey, full of ups and downs and to be able to finally say that we are opening the show actually makes me quite emotional.

“I'm just in awe of this ridiculously talented cast and what we have created together. The energy we all feel on stage as we rehearse this spectacular is like nothing I've experienced before.

F L OP P I E R E X CA V A T E E L DORA DO TONE DE A F A Z U K I N A I HA S T E N W NOM M V O CHOR T L E S GU YROP E S NA Z A RE T H WA RB L I NG E N U D I V A E L D Y L A N N S OV E R E C G S HE E P S N MA NDE L A O I NDOORS R P RE T T Y O M HAGUE N N N Y L ON O M T A S T E L H REG I ME N N HE C T I C L GA NDE R D HA S B E E N D N P E B B L E R T E NS E S T I ORDE A L O A F OR E S AW I L EONE E R HE A T S I N I TW I T S W N R N P W ME A T A X E N T C N E R UNS T UD I E D F UNG I R S I NA NE T RAGE D I E S N N N N S HUN S UNDA E S ORB S R F M I L I A I S I NG I L L US E E B T S E T S E EGG F L I P S O R E U T O O P S A L M U I D U O T T VO L T AGE HE CK L E RS E A RMU F F S A I RB A S E E U L NONE K V O M D M Y T OMB T T R R A I S E M I A OW O V I N E L E S S E E S DE POS E D R V MO I S T N N I P N OWN N A N G E R L V E NCAMP M OUGH T T O T E M E D G E D E M E A D OW I L L E A P N I S L E E A I DE M A N T I N K L E T SGO G AM I D I R E L A ND MOB S G N AGGE D A R E YR I E I E M V P O I R CHE E P E I ME A N T N UNCOUP L E P A L A T I A L I P L A Z A E W B A NA L D U E R A I A C US UA L R R T U FOS T A T T L E S S U I T K ME A S L Y RE L A Y S X T HA I L U L I S P I NE T S N T HOU P I A PO L L O O L L OYD P L E A T WE DGE A L E A D TO E A R I NS E M L I E D RS I I M I NCE C R P L A S T E R F I B RE T RUCE NE RV E U T T E RE D P R RE N T U N I P A K T ROA R E E E I MA R T I N I ODDME N T S S T A L L I NG RE A P E RS I P G V S S E A V E S E N I E T L I E N I CHO L A S E NME S H M P A S T E RN E NG I NE E R T O L T A RE A OP E NA I R S AGS T M C E I N T RO N R ROA S T UNS CE N T E D OU T S I DE RS N P I S T R T E E NAGE W C L R U N EMB A S S Y I HE A V E S T S L A S H T MA RA UDS A R MA NG L E M RE S P E C T R E L A T E D N L I N I T I A L N RE P A S T L A S S E N T N S L A CK E N L A Y E A S T M C CHA F F C E P A S S E E S H Y E NA S B HA B I T UE T F I A NCE E T DE S I S T I T BONE L K NOA H T G E U A D MA T A A MA RGA RE T T URNOV E R O I L P A I N T MA NHO L E S N G NE E G N RA YON E N UP S I O T I DE S CE NDS S CO T SMA N NEG L I GE E S P A C I OUS

The show is a true feast for the senses and exactly what Melbourne needs right now to lift our lockdown spirits. I cannot wait to share it with audiences and celebrate together the joy that is live entertainment."

The West End and Australian productions will premiere on the same day. Last month the Broadway production won 10 Tony Awards, including Best Musical.

Newcomer Des Flanagan stars opposite Alinta Chidzey as Bohemian dreamer Christian, Simon Burke plays legendary club impresario Harold Zidler and Andrew Cook will portray The Duke.

Montmartre's resident artistes include Tim Omaji as ToulouseLautrec and Ryan Gonzalez as Santiago.

The club's famed entertainers known as the 'Lady M's' will be played by Samantha Dodemaide (Nini), Ruva Ngwenya (La Chocolat), Christopher J Scalzo (Babydoll) and Olivia Vásquez (Arabia).

Promoted as "more than a musical - it is a state of mind", Moulin Rouge! The Musical theatrically celebrates truth, beauty, freedom and - above all - love.

Directed by Alex Timbers, choreography is by Sonya Tayeh, music supervision, orchestrations and arrangements by Justin Levine, with book by John Logan.

Bringing the show to the stage has been a decade-long journey

spanning three continents, encompassing 75 songs credited to 165 songwriters, administered by 31 publishers, representing over 160 years of music.

Moulin Rouge! The Musical is produced by Carmen Pavlovic and Gerry Ryan for Global Creatures and Bill Damaschke. The Executive Producer of the Australian production is Angela Dalton, Global Creatures.

Tickets: On sale through to April 7, 2022 exclusively through Ticketmaster.

All patrons must be vaccinated or have proof of exemption and will be required to wear a mask at all times unless consuming food/drinks - Cheryl Threadgold

Little Monster

■ Melbourne writer/performer Telia Nevile showcased her considerable writing and performing talents in the solo show Little Monster, a digital season presented for the Melbourne Fringe Festival.

Little Monster would be a great show to catch if restaged as a live performance, and also keep an eye out for any future shows presented by talented Telia Nevile.

Congratulations to all involved for ensuring the show went on by seamlessly adapting the production to a digital platform.

Telia Nevile's work can be followed on: www.telianevile.com/ - Cheryl Threadgold

Observations

with Matt Bissett-Johnson

Mike McColl Jones

Top 5

THE TOP 5 EXCUSES USED BY A CERT AIN PREMIER CERTAIN

5. “My dog ate the evidence”.

4. “It wasn’t me ... it was Henry Bolte”.

3. “I had a fall - my name is Athol Guy”.

2. “Did someone say KFC?”.

1. “I can’t be there ...

I’m still alive in the Quaddie”.

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Sport

All that glitters is not gold

■ Despite the fact that we lacked numbers of overseas competitors the Cup still stood out as it is known the best Two Mile Race in the world.

The champion mare, Verry Elleegant, proved her worth, taking her state earnings to just over $14 million, which includes nine Group One Races, and named Australia’s best racehorse for the 2020-2021 season.

Yet another feather in the cap of her trainer, Australia’s leading mentor, Chris Waller.

One story that hasn’t been mentioned in the press or on TV, is that her former trainer Darren Weir put the original polish on her, as well as another champion in the Waller camp, Nature Strip.

Back to the Cup, like all viewers we watched intently when they jumped whether the favourite, Incentivise, could get across from barrier 15.

However, Prebble had him sitting nicely in second spot behind Persan, until the turn.

Like everyone as they approached the home turn in the Cup, he went to the front as they straightened and then seemed to lose stride, that was when James McDonald and Verry Elleegant, came at them hard, down towards the 300 metre mark.

Incentivise tried hard coming again, but at that stage no one knew that the five-year-old, sustained a possible fetlock injury and will miss racing for some time.

I didn’t get to the track because of some media restrictions mainly room in the set areas.

I watched intently the TV coverage on 10 and Racing. Com, and noticed hardly any attention was being paid to the connections of Incentivise, ala Peter Moody, his stable Fore-Lady, or the strapper after the race.

Peter Moody said after he race that Incentivise wasn’t lame immediately, but soon after, he was favoring that leg, and had inflammation around it.

The injury is in the fetlock, so they have to have a good check of the area.

Also, after the Cup, last year’s winner, Twilight Payment was found to have cast a shoe in the race, finishing 11th, and it was later announced that the nine-year-old would be retired.

Another casualty was Tralee Rose, who sustained a laceration to her leg and was taken to the Werribee Equine Research Hospital for observation.

Another incredible thing about the Cup, was there were a number of part-owners in both Incentivise, and Verry Elleegant, and they had a ball, but I would not like to have paid the bill, for the party after.

A great number of them and their friends rocked up to the up-market Society Restaurant, in Bourke St for the big night.

Congratulations all round, but commiserations to Peter Moody and his team.

● Jockey James McDonald wiins the Melbourne Cup.Racing Photos. on various jockeys especially in the main events.

It takes a lot of concentration, but as for Matty, he is a class act, and only in his mid-thirties.

Australia has been blessed with the best callers in the world

Ted Ryan

RV surplus

■ Racing Victoria recently released its results for the 2020-21 financial year ending June 30, 2021, which shows the industry has weathered the COVID Pandemic, and has continued to invest in the future of the sport.

Through prudent management and the incredible efforts of all industry stakeholders to ensure the safe continuation of racing under strict biosecurity protocols.

Racing Victoria has reported a net operating surplus of $28.7 million.

Team’s bad luck

■ An unfortunate situation has hit the Darley Stud, with the announcement that champion twoyear old, Pinatubo, recently retired to stud, will miss the 2021 Southern Hemisphere season.

- Ted Ryan

Looking for a Professional to run the show?

Top of profession

■ I along with many others must congratulate Racing Victoria’s No.1 racecaller, Matthew Hill, for his calling of the Caulfield, Moonee Valley and Flemington classics.

I ama good of friend of Matty’s, and was so proud of his performance like he has been all

This positive result comes following the payment of record prizemoney, additional club funding and increased investment in equine welfare.

With the first two months of the 2021 Spring Racing Carnival conducted without crowds and only limited numbers, which we saw with the Derby and the Melbourne Cup. The full year surplus is being utilised to support Racing Clubs across the State who missed key direct revenue streams for a second year.

In detailing the results this year, RV has already paid $15 million of the surplus in further special COVID grants to be shared among all clubs. This is recognition of the impacts that little or no crowds, during the peak period would have had on their bottom line.

The commitment brings to $64 million the additional funding support paid or committed by Racing Victoria, over and above the usual club funding, to all Victorian clubs.

This since the commencement of the Pandemic through special COVID grants and contributions to feature prizemoney in lieu of traditional club top-ups.

This support will enable clubs to bounce back strongly as they prepare for the return of crowds on track. In addition, Racing Victoria has also acquired or committed to, aquire club’s ownership shares in various media assets, including Racing.Com, Thoroughbred Racing Productions, and racing station, RSN927.

This will provide a further cash boost for clubs. This will assist in VTRIMB bringing together media assets and partnerships under single ownership and management for the first time.

year. He is certainly up there with the best of them, with names like Bert Bryant, Bill Collins, Joe Brown, Eric Welch, Greg Miles and Ray Benson.

It is not easy remembering all the colours

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Ted Ryan Phone 9876 1652 Mobile: 0412 682 927 ● Incentivise in the Caulfield Cup. Racing Photos.

E-Mail: tedryan@australiaonline.net.au ted.ryan@optusnet.com.au

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Countdown to November 26

■ Harness participants (trainers and drivers) have been fortunate during lockdown that they have been able to continue on a daily basis of going to the races.

Unfortunately the general public have not been able to attend a meeting for almost two years on and off, however all that will change from November 26, when people will be allowed back on track.

■ Two meetings on Monday November 1 commenced the week at both ends of the state with Cobram in the afternoon and Terang at night.

Bunbartha trainer/driver John Newberry opened proceedings at Cobram when 4Y0 Imperial Count-Sunshine Paco mare Malhana Muscles scored in the Benstud Trotters Handicap over 2170 metres.

Raced by the Newberry family, Bella Countessa enjoyed a sweet passage one/one from barrier two and after joining the leaders Starlight Storm and Milly An Eyre three wide on the final bend, finished best to register a 1.9 metre margin over Lexington Queen from the tail, with Malhana Muscles third 2.8 metres back using the sprint lane after trailing the weakening pacemaker. The mile rate 2-05.6.

■ Monegeetta trainer/driver David Miles landed the Xmas Party @ Cobram 17/12 2Y0 Maiden Pace over 1670 metres with Excel Stride-Scarlet Stride gelding Storm Stride in a rate of 156.7.

Trailing the first start poleline leader Jarrad Said which shifted away from the inside on the home turn, Storm Stride after gaining a run inside him dashed clear to account for the leader by 4.3 metres in a mile rate of 1-56.7. Another colt on debut Sporty Leo was third 1.5 metres away after following the pair.

■ Narong trainer Mark Buckingham used the services of Charlton’s Ryan Sanderson to snare the 1670 metre Xerri Evans Cobram Pace with Lonestar Lad, a consistent 5Y0 gelded son of Lonestar Legend and Particular in 1-58.7.

Going forward three wide in the last lap from mid-field, Lonestar Lad just lasted by a neck from the fast finishing Barrett from near last, with Good Time Nedra (one/three) third a head away.

■ Goulburn Valley based owner/trainer Greg Fleming’s Four Starzzz Shark-Electrical Storm gelding Letsgobro on debut, led throughout to land the Northern Victoria Livestock 2Y0 Maiden Pace over 1670 metres with Laura Crossland in the sulky.

Always travelling kindly, Letsgobro got very tired on straightening, but held on by a head from Bettor Roll On (four back the markers) which ran home well. Cocora held on for third 4.6 metres back after racing exposed. The mile rate 1-58.2.

■ Marong duo Terry and Jacinta Gange scored an impressive victory with 4Y0 Major BronskiCzarina Katerina Beau Bronski in the 1670 metre Cobram Hotel Pace.

Trained by Terry and driven by Jack Laugher, Beau Bronski after being restrained from gate three settled mid-field in the moving line as Geraldton Wax led from gate five.

Despite making the final bend four wide, Beau Bronski ran home strongly to prevail by 5.7 metres in advance of Cooks Canvas which faced the breeze for the final circuit, returning a mile rate of 1-57.3. Major Monty after following the winner was third a head away.

■ The highlight of the Terang meeting was The O’Keeffe once a quality race named after the late Jim O’Keeffe, a Terang stalwart who gave plenty to the industry, but has been downgraded in recent years to a disappointing stake of $7000 – the victor Alta Christiano-Lady Lucy Lou filly Eva Matao for Great Western’s Peter Manning and daughter Kerryn fresh from winning The Redwood at Maryborough the day before. Bred and raced by Brisbane’s Aldons family, Eva Matao a brilliant beginner led throughout from gate four over the 1680 metre trip to register an easy 11 metre margin in 1-56.1 from Sea Lover which chased hard. Delwyns Son (three back the markers – breeze last lap) battled on gamely for third 1.4 metres away.

Kerryn had a night out, winning the 1680 metre South West Conveying 2Y0 Maiden Pace with Pet Rock-Whisper Jet colt Jet Rock and the Terang Co-Op Supa IGA Pace over the same distance with Skye Cruiser, a lightly raced 9Y0

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with Len Baker Julius Caesar-Mia Equity gelding trained byA.J. and Beau Tindale at Berringa in the Central Highlands. Jet Rock starting outside the front line settled three back in the moving lane and after going forward in the final circuit sustained a long run to defeat the pacemaker Catch The Shark by 11.7 metres in a rate of 1-56.7. First starter Sapphire Gambler was third 1.3 metres back after trailing the front runner and using the sprint lane.

Skye Cruiser was given an easy time from gate five trailing the leader Beach Wreck (gate seven) which ran along, kicking away prior to the home turn with a commanding margin. Not shirking the issue, Skye Cruiser chased hard using the sprint lane on turning to gain the day by a nose over the leader, with Mighty Regal a game third holding down third 10.5 metres back after racing in the open. The rate 1-57.1.

■ It was welcome back to the winners list for Mt Rowan trainer Julian Jobe after Art MajorArctic Fire colt Vapar Fire greeted the judge in the Bertocchi Smallgoods 3Y0 Maiden Pace over 2180 metres. Driven by John Caldow, Vapar Fire raced uncovered throughout after starting outside the front line, proving too strong at the finish for the leader Wunderland and Ire Of The Dragon which used the sprint lane after trailing the front runner and stablemate from the pole.

The margins 1.3 metres by a head in 2-04.3.

■ Four year old Muscle Hill-Kyvalley Aldebaran entire Aldebaran Knox bred and raced by Duncan McPherson’s Aldebaran Lodge Pty Ltd and a host of others, was successful in the 2180 metre Greavesy’s Fruit & Veg Terang Trotters Handicap. Trained and driven by Mattie Craven, Aldebaran Knox starting from 20 metres stepped cleanly to possie four back along the markers as Dream Over led from barrier two.

Coming away from the inside racing for the bell, Aldebaran Knox raced clear approaching the home turn to score by 7 metres from 30 metre backmarker Honey Bourbon which followed him all of the way. Rank outsider Surprise To Me after trailing the leader was third 7.4 metres back.

The mile rate 2-04.4.

Bendigo winners

■ Breeders Crown heats for both sexes were held at Bendigo on Friday and as expected, most were won by short priced favourites or second elects – the surprise of the night being the defeat of champion filly Ladies In Red by stablemate Joanna - the winners being: Tough Tilley, Beach Music, Joanna, Act Now and Beyond Delight all for leading trainer Emma Stewart, plus Rock N Roll Doo for Michael Stanley✎

Without patrons

■ Yarra Valley’s annual Melbourne Cup day meeting was held without patrons on Tuesday and one winner worth a mention was Girgarre trainer/driver Gary Pekin’s 4Y0 gelding Rocks Can Roll in the De Bortoli Pace over 2150 metres.

Going forward three wide from outside the front line to park outside the leader Officially Shady (gate two), Rocks Can Roll, a son of Pet Rock and Bowland Borg strode to the front on the home turn to score by 1.6 metres over the pacemaker in a rate of two minutes even.

Paddington Central was third 4.4 metres back after trailing the leader.

■ Melton reinsman Anthony Butt enjoyed a good day driving a treble during the afternoon.

Roi Du Soliel taking the Xmas Party @ Yarra Valley Racing Trotters Mobile, Younggiftedandblack the Yarra Valley Toyota 2Y0 Pace and The Sargent the T. Ferdinand Leather Co. 3Y0 Trotters Mobile with all three races over 2150 metres.

Danny Bouchea-Rockin Wilma 4Y0 gelding Roi Du Soliel trained at Sunbury by Justin Livingstone after being trapped for wide from outside the front line was able to cross and lead, defying all challengers to defeat Goober by 15.9 metres in 2-00.3, with Ero Carpe Diem third 4.9 metres back.

■ Betting Line-Major Rocket filly Younggiftedandblack trained by partner Sonya Smith led all of the way, accounting for Haveyoumetdaisy (one/one) and a death-seating Symphony Stride. The margins 1.5 metres by a half head in 1-58.5.

■ Melton trainer Ian Hunter’s SkyvalleyRedneck gelding The Sargent led from gate four before allowing Sonnyboy (gate five) to cross him and receive the run of the race. Peaked (one/two) after switching to the sprint lane on turning ran on for second 13.2 meres back, with Sonnyboy holding third a further metre back, The mile rate 2-03.

■ Mildura also raced on Tuesday and it was a night of doubles all round with Bolinda trainer Vince Vallelonga combining with Charlton’s Ryan Sanderson to land the 1790 metre Horseland Mildura Pace with The Boost and the Tenderprint Australia Pace over the same trip with Major Mal. Six year old Rock N Roll Heaven-Beautiful Drive gelding The Boost (gate three) led all of the way to account for polemarker Fabulous Kayjay which trailed and Tact Tory which circled the field to race parked. The margins 9.1 by 2.9 metres in a 2-00.4 mile rate. Major Mal a 4Y0 Art Major-Mes Cullen entire moved three wide in the last lap off a one/one spot to outstay his rivals and score by 1.9 metres from the leader Vanity Bay and Augustus Jack which trailed the winner finishing 2.4 metres away.

The mile rate 1-58.6.

■ Horsham trainer/driver Aaron Dunn did similar with two year old Four Starzzz SharkMadazhell filly Mykorona defeating her older rivals in the 2190 metre Euston Club Resort Pace and 5Y0A Rocknroll Dance-Ovaride gelding Rollova the Tasco Petroleum Pace over the same trip. Mykorona led throughout from the pole to comfortably account for Marsden Heights (three back the markers) by 1.7 metres in 200.1.

■ Wilshire Boulevard was third 5 metres back after trailing the winner and locking wheels with Heaven Attracts in the last lap. Rollova (three back the markers – one/one last lap and outside the leader Duke Of Dundee on the final bend) raced clear on turning to score by 1.8 metres from Cee Cee In America which trailed the leader easing away from the markers in the straight. Duke Of Dundee held down third 2.6 metres away. The mile rate an identical 2-00.1.

Cup Day at Valley

■ It was Cup Day at Yarra Valley on Thursday featuring two Group 3 events - the $35,000 United Petroleum Yarra Valley Cup and the De

Sulky Snippets This Week

■ Wednesday – Geelong, Thursday – Maryborough/Kilmore, Friday – Shepparton/ Mildura, Saturday – Melton, Sunday – Cranbourne, Monday – Horsham, Tuesday – Bendigo.

Bortoli Yarra Valley Trotters Cup, both races over 2650 metres.

Parwan part-owner/trainer Michael Chircop’s lightly raced 8Y0 Courage Under Fire-Sheza Keeper gelding General Dodge outstayed his rivals to register a strong victory in the Pacing Cup. Better known as a sit/sprinter, General Dodge on this occasion was taken back from gate six

by Jason Lee to settle seven back along the markers as Torrid Saint flew away from gate four to lead with reinsman Jack Laughter content to allow Major Role (gate two) to ease off his back and takeover shortly after the start. In a spread out indian file field with no one wanting to go forward, Lee eased General Dodge away from the markers with around a lap and a half to travel looking for someone ahead of him to give him cover which didn’t eventuate leaving General Dodge exposed for the rest of the journey.

Gradually creeping forward, General Dodge joined Major Role on the final bend and in a twinkling of an eye, dashed clear with the race in his keeping, cruising to the wire to record an easy 9 metre victor over Major Role, with Torrid Saint coming away from the markers to finish third 1.2 metres back 3.8 metres in advance of Malcolms Rhythm out wide from near the tail. In sections of 31.2, 31.2, 28 and 26.4, General Dodge returned a mile rate of 1-58.7 (3.3 seconds) outside Lennytheshark’s track record set in 2017.

■ The Trotters Cup saw Andy and Kate Gath’s much improved 5Y0 Angus Hall-Winfield Invasion gelding Havehorsewilltravel, a former Kiwi, victorious for leviathan stable client Norm Jenkin, a Queensland developer who has raced a number of horses in the stable including prolific winners Tornado Valley and McLovin.

Driven by Kate, Havehorsewilltravel coming from a 20 metre equal backmark settled at the tail of the field with the exception of Well Defined which galloped a couple of times. Not happy with the speed being set by Brandlo Prince (barrier four) which had crossed Jewel In The Crown (barrier three), Kate went forward midrace to park outside the leader racing for the bell.

Asked for an effort on turning, Havehorsewilltravel answered the call to score by 1.3 metres from Robbie Royale (one/one last lap – three wide home turn) under Kyvalley Chief (one/two).

Brandlo Prince held third 3.1 metres back. In quarters of 30.5, 30.8, 29.4 and 30, Havehorsewilltravel set a new track record mile rate of 2-01.4 bettering Kvintet Avenger’s 2-01.8 set in 2014 by .4 of a second.

- Len Baker

Statewide Record demand for Ombudsman

■ The Victorian Ombudsman has experienced unprecedented demand for its services with complaints to the office about public organisations reaching record highs.

Tabling her 2020-21 Annual Report in Parliament last weekj, Ombudsman Deborah Glass said the decisions of public servants neglecting human rights in their decision-making led to many of the complaints.

Complaints to the office within its jurisdiction increased 12 per cent to more than 18,000 with data also revealing the Ombudsman’s geographical spread increasing.

“We have taken complaints from almost half of all Victorian postcodes,” Ms Glass said.

“We continued to provide a service to the public every working day. Unlike many other public services, our phone lines remained open all year, while online complaints increased.”

Local councils topped the list of most complained about public bodies; and complaints about community and public housing, Corrections, COVID-19 public health directions, Registry of Birth Deaths and Marriages and Fines Victoria were also common.

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People

Vale Bert, the ultimate triple threat ■ In the world of showbiz, there is no better accolade than to be termed as a ‘triple threat’.

It usually means that a person excels at acting, singing and dancing.

Entertainer Bert Newton was all of that, and more. He was Victoria’s media friend from the first days of Melbourne television in 1956-57, and even earlier on radio 3XY. He kept us informed with interviews, he made us laugh and crywith TV sketches, but more than anything he was a trusted companion in our lounge rooms for more than 60 years.

Victoria lost one of its favourite sons with his passing on Saturday, October 30, at age 83. And I now say farewell to a valued personal friend.

Bert Newton started his media career as a youngster on the Peter’s Pals children’s program on 3XY, under the watchful eye of producer Doug McKenzie (later TV clown ‘Zag’). At age 15, Bert became a panel operator at the same station.

Still a teenager, Bert was offered the compere’s role on The Late Show in 1957 at HSV-7, but it was not long before he joined GTV-9 with plans for him to host In Melbourne Today, a sister program to Graham Kennedy’s In Melbourne Tonight.

Bert and Graham clicked on air, as did Bert later with Don Lane. But

● Editor Ash Long with Bert Newton on the set of Grease at Her Majesty’s Theatre, Melbourne, in 2014. Bert said Ash’s grandchildren would ask: “Who’s the old poof with Pa?” Photo: Kevin Trask his most enduring partnership was In 1974, I was working as a cawith wife Patti, their children Mat- sual at the Sunday Observer newsthew and Lauren, and grandchildren paper; he and Patti gave us a recordSam, Eva, Lola, Monty, Perla and breaking edition when we had photos from their wedding the previous Alby. day at St Dominic’s, Camberwell.

Some 10,000 people had to be controlled by Police outside the church.

I first met Bert when I was a parttime worker in the Channel 9 publicity department in 1975, when Graham Kennedy had two shows a week, and Ernie Sigley had another pair of programs.

Through work with 3AW nighttime duo Bruce Mansfield and Philip Brady, I came to appear on Good Morning Australia, and was invited to appear in a regular weekly spot.

Bert appear fascinated with my business endeavours: producing TV shows for Optus and Channel 31, publishing local newspapers. He had had his put in his own effort in trying to lease 3AK, and manage 3DB. Bert and Patti had their own top-rating morning program on 3UZ. I was honoured to be invited to the taping of his This Is Your Life episode at the Channel 9 studios in Sydney.

After I had a diabetes-related minor amputation (he had a much more serious amputation surgery this year) and missed the opening night of Grease, he made sure I was sent ● An enduring partnership: Patti and Bert Newton. tickets to the closing night, along with Photo: Ash Long a voucher for the concession bar, a signed program ... and a personal note that mentioned my wife Fleur by name. All class.

Alongside his TV career, Bert juggled radio shows, and a number of cameos in stage shows including Wicked, Annie, Grease and The Rocky Horror Show.

Bert Newton always set himself a punishing work schedule; he tried hard to provide security for his family.

Family - especially his much loved grandchildren - were at the core of his life, along with a profound Catholic faith.

Bert Newton was a fine and loyal friend. In mid-November, showbiz colleagues will come together at a group he helped to establish.

Called the Survivors Club, its members are from the TV, radio, press and recording industries. None ● Bert Newton with TV producer Bob Phillips at the survived the precarious industry betAustralian Centre for the Moving Image. ter than Bert Newton.

Photo: Ash Long - Ash Long

TV across Australia every day

● Bruce Mansfield, Bert Newton (Ash Long, at back) on the set of Good Morning Australia, 1998 ■ My association with 3AW radio hosts Bruce Mansfield and Philip Brady led to me appearing every week on Bert Newton’s daily national TV program, Good Morning Australia.

Bruce had an antiques and collectables spot on the GMA show, and my job was to inject some physical comedy which Bert told me he saw as being in the mould of Jackie Gleason. I don’t think he was kidding me. We would do just about anything to get a TV laugh.

The Thursday morning spot (taped on a Tuesday afternoon!) would see me dressed up in various costumes, and I was also the show’s Father Christmas at the time. We would also prepare a whole range of pre-recorded spots from around Australia.

Bert was always generous. I was producing nightly TV programs at the time - Mansfield’s Melbourne, Mansfield’s Sydney and Mansfield’s Brisbane. I also put together a weekly four-hour Night Owl Theatre, full of advertorials and bad movies, for Channel 31. The shows had a great cult following, and Bert said he was fan.

Bert would make cameo appearances - always at no charge. He would contribute forewords to support publications I was editing: the Nightlines book, a magazine of the same name, and Mansfield’s Melbourne Magazine. He was a keen reader of the Melbourne Observer.

Bert trusted me with his mobile phone number - a privilege I would never abuse. He knew I was a Freemason, and would leave voicemails: “Bro. Long, it’s Worshipful Brother Newton here.” He was genuinely impressed with the charity work of the fraternity.

He took great pleasure in wearing the Masonic cap and tie that I sent him ... especially to Catholic Church functions.

- Ash Long

Faithful and loyal friend to us all

● Bert Newton proudly wearing his Freemasons cap.

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