Maine Krampus 2023

Walhalla The sky opened up and out poured bones. Not human or frog bones or anything biblical

like that, but rather the right femur and third thoracic vertebrae of a Gray Parrot. Thousands of Gray Parrots.

This strange meteorological

event happened in the town Walhalla, known for containing the oldest building in North Dakota. Walhalla is not, however, known for its large exotic

bird population.

So why did this happen? The local church preached that it was a sign from above that we need to repent for our sins. Others say

it was a prank by the neighboring town of Backoo, who is jealous of Walhalla for having the oldest building in North Dakota. Most, however, agree it was

Old Man Truman, who has a habit of exploding birds of paradise in a bathtub in his backyard.