The sky opened up and out poured bones. Not human or frog bones or anything biblical
Walhalla
like that, butrather the right femur and third thoracic vertebraeofaGray Parrot. Thousands ofGrayParrots. This strange meteorological
event happened in the town Walhalla, known for containing the oldest building in North Dakota. Walhalla is not,however,known foritslargeexotic
birdpopulation. So why did this happen? The local church preached that it was a sign fromabovethatwe need to repent for oursins.Otherssay
itwasaprankbythe neighboringtownof Backoo,whoisjealousofWalhallafor having the oldest building in North Dakota. Most, however, agree it was
Old Man Truman, who has a habit of exploding birds of paradise in a bathtubinhisbackyard.
