The McGill Tribune Vol. 07 Issue 13

THE MCGILL TRIBUH Tuesday, December 1,1987

Published by the Student's Society of McGill University

Tuesday, Dec.l • A m n e s t y I n t e r n a t i o n a l letterw ritin g m eetin g for o ld and n e w m em b ers.

7p m in U n io n 4 2 5 .

•’’H u m a n R i g h t s in C o l u m b i a T o d a y ” , a presentation b y N e lso n B errio at 4 :3 0 p m , 3 7 1 5 P ee l St. in the C D A S Sem inar room . For in fo, ca ll 6 5 9 -2 8 1 3 or 3 9 8 -6 0 7 2 .

•C e n tr e fo r E a s t A s ia n S tu d ie s presents A u d rey K ob ayash i w h o w ill d isc u ss “T h e U p rootin g o f Japanese C anadians during and after W orld W ar 2 ” at 7 :3 0 p m , and G raem e D ecarie o n “H istory o f R a cism in C anada” at 8 :3 0 p m ; Rutherford P h y sics B u ild in g room 118.

• E n g lis h -S p e a k in g C a th o lic C o m m u n i t y R a lly at the Q u een E liza ­ beth H o tel, L e G rand S alon , 9 0 0 D orch ester W est... It’s F ree, It’s Fun, It’s In form ative!

Wed, Dec.2 • S o c i a l D a n c i n g for B egin n ersM c G ill’s S c o ttish C ou ntry D a n ce Group: B la ck W atch A rm oury, N orth o f President K en n ed y. W ed n esd ays 810pm for ju st $ 2 . (2 8 6 -9 9 8 3 ) • F ilm “ W a t a r i d o r i ” (M igrant Bird) and the story b eh in d it...F R E E . 7 :3 0 and 9:3 0p m in L e a co c k 14.

C hristm as P o s t e r S a l e today and tom orrow in U n io n 10 7 /1 0 8 .

• M c G ill S im u la tio n G a m e r s ’ G u i ld is h old in g an im portant m eetin g from 6 -7 :3 0 p m in U n io n 4 1 0 . M em ­ bers urged to attend. P rob lem s? C all 7 3 5 -7 3 3 7 .

• S y m p o s i u m w ith sp eak ers from Japan ese C anadian C om m u n ity re­ cou n t their W orld W ar 2 ex p erien ces at a S y m p o siu m chaired b y A u drey K ob ayash i and G raem e D ecarie in the Rutherford P h y sics B u ild in g, rm .118.

7 :3 0 and 9:30p m .

• M c G i l l F i l m S o c i e t y presents C harlie Chaplin: Short F ilm s in L ea ­ c o c k 132 at 7:30pm .F R E E !

Friday, Dec.4 • M c G ill D e v e lo p in g A r e a S t u d ­ i e s is h old in g a F e llo w s ’ Sem inar S eries: “ B e n g a li N a tio n a lism and R ela tiv e D ep rivation H y p o th esis” by S y e d A z iz A l-A h sa n . 3 7 1 5 P ee l St. at 12 n oon .

• A t t e n t i o n P h o t o g r a p h e r s : M cG ill P h oto S o c ie ty has its 10th A n nu al P h oto C on test and E x h ib ition in M arch and they w an t you r art. D ead lin e Feb. 14 s o g e t out and photograph! For m ore in fo , stop b y th e o ffic e in U n io n B -0 6 .

Thurs, Dec.3

• M c G ill F ilm S o c i e t y :”It’s a W on d erfu l L ife ” presented in the Frank D a w so n A u d itoriu m at 7:30p m . $ 2 .5 0 .

• H e lp f r e e a p r i s o n e r o f C o n ­ s c i e n c e - A m n e s ty In ter n a tio n a l

• G a y s a n d L e s b i a n s o f M c G i l l are h o stin g an en d o f the sem ester ev en in g

o f fun and fr o lic...N o b le B rew w ill be served . 7p m in U n io n 4 2 5 /4 2 6 .

•T h e M c G ill A I D T a s k F o r c e C hristm as carrolling 1 2 - lp m lobb y U n io n bld g. E veryon e w e lco m e .

Saturday, Dec.5 • M c G i l l O u t i n g C l u b is g o in g on a S L E I G H R I D E ! For ju st $ 7 th e y ’ll take y o u w ith them . T h e y ’re lea v in g from the U n io n B u ild in g at 4p m and g o in g out for dinner afterw ards. A ll w elco m e!

Sober F rats? b y J o s h F e ld m a n Fraternities h a v e b een under p res­ sure recen tly to c e a s e their u n licen sed sa le o f a lco h o l at parties. A ll fraterni­ ties and the Inter Fraternity C o u n cil (IF C ) have rec eiv e d w arn in gs from the p o lic e , and four fraternities lo ca ted in U n iv ersity o w n ed b u ild in g s (D e lta U p silo n , P si U p silo n , the R ed d o o r and the B lu e D o o r) h a v e receiv ed letters from the R ea l E state O ffic e o f P hy sica l R eso u rces and B u sin e ss O perations.

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The McGill Tribune, Tuesday, December 1, 1987

Referenda Confusion Clarified

by Jennifer Mori

rederendum , h a v in g learned that the “Y e s ” co m m ittee had already sp en t ap­ p roxim ately $ 1 2 0 0 .

“I n ever told the c o m m ite es w hat the lim it w a s,” rem arked Sb rocch i. T he “N o ” co m m ittee has c la im ed that it n ever fou n d ou t w hat the sp en d in g lim its w ere. “I h ave n o ju risd iction w h en it c o m e s to sp en d in g ,’ added S b rocchi; “C o u n cil sh o u ld h ave set a c e ilin g .” S b rocch i had w an ted to ca ll an em ergen cy C o u n cil m eetin g to set sp en d in g lim it but c o u ld o n ly su g g est sp en d in g lim its in its ab sen ce. T he sp en d in g fig u r e s w e r e $ 1 1 0 0 a n d $ 4 0 0 for the “Y e s ” and “N o ” com m ittees r e s p e c t i v e l y (G r a d u a te S t u d e n t A m en d m en t) and $ 1 1 0 0 for the fee in c r e a s e . “ T h e s e w e r e a v e r a g e co m m ittee sp en d in g fig u res,” said C hris A lexan d er, S tu d en ts’ S o c iety V P External.

B oth “Y e s ” and “N o ” com m ittees for th e O ct. 2 8 -2 9 referend a are b lam ­ in g their ca m p a ig n d ificu ltie s on the a m b ig u ities o f th e S tu d en ts’ S o c iety e le c t i o n r e g u la t io n s . T h e “ N o ” c o m m i t t e e ’s (G r a d u a te S t u d e n t A m e n d m e n t) v a r io u s a c c u s a tio n s a gain st the “Y e s ” c o m m ittee in clu d e ca m p a ig n in g ille g a lly during p o lls, e x c e e d in g sp en d in g lim its, illicitly v ie w in g “N o ” co m m ittee ads b efore th ey w en t to press, and u sin g the Tribune’s C o u n cil C o m er co lu m n to presen t “Y e s ” co m m ittee argum ents.

P o llin g after hours o n ad van ce p o llin g day has b een in p ractice for sev era l y ears, accord in g to S tu d S oc C h i e f R e t u r n in g O f f ie r (C R O ) C hristina S b rocch i. D a n iel T en en bau m , n am ed in the “N o ” c o m m itte e ’s a lleg a tio n s, said h e “ ask ed the C R O if I co u ld d o it and it w a s cla rified .”

S b rocch i co n firm ed this.

A le x N ersk a, m em b er o f th e “N o ” co m m ittee, po in ted ou t tw o con trad ic­ tory S tu d S o c regu lation s regarding ad van ce p ollin g; o n e term inates ca m ­ p aig n in g b efo re advan ce p o lls b egin , the other forbids ca m p a ign in g during p o llin g hou rs. “T h is (a d v an ce p o llin g ) sh o u ld b e forb id d en ,” said N ersk a.

“It’s c o m m o n se n se that n o cam p aign ­ ing sh ou ld take p la ce during the p o llin g p eriod .”

T h e u n o ffic ia l sp en d in g lim it o f $ 1 5 0 0 per co m m ittee cau sed so m e c o n fu sio n . S b ro cch i im p o sed th e lim it after n o ticin g that “that a lot o f m o n ey w a s b ein g sp en t by the “Y e s ” co m m it­ tee for fe e in crea se.” S h e im p osed the lim it the Friday b efo re the w e e k o f the

C o u n cil w a s a lso “su p p o sed to ca ll for “N o ’ c o m m ittees” for ev ery refer­ en d a q u estion , stated S b rocch i, and to approve a n ew e le ctio n h an db ook re­ so lv in g m any o f the a m b igu ities o f the o ld o n e. “W e d id n ’t pass the (n ew ) ref­ erenda m achinery alth ou gh it probably sh ou ld h ave b een p a ssed ,” said D an iel T enenbau m , S tu d en ts’ S o c iety P resi­ dent. “T here are a lot o f th in gs that sh ou ld b e ch an g ed .” T h e regu lation s and sp en d in g lim it w ere not brought up b e c a u se “there w a s n o tim e,” said T en en b au m . A lex a n d er d iscla im ed C o u n cil resp on sib ility for ca llin g “N o ” com m ittees; “It is the C R O ’s resp on si­ b ility for en forcin g the electoral ru les,” h e said , “n ot C o u n c il’s .” T h e n ew e le c ­ toral han d b ook ’s rev isio n w a s c o m ­

p leted b y th e en d o f last S ep tem b er and “d isco v ered at the end o f this O ctob er,” stated A lexander.

“T h e “N o ” c o m m ittee m aintains that it w a s im p o ssib le for the “Y e s ’ co m m ittee to se e their ad b eca u se it w as su bm itted to the Tribune and to the printer at the sam e tim e on F riday, both n ot app earing until the n ext w eek .

“T here w ere c o p ie s o f the “N o ” c o m m itte e ’s ad in ev ery m a ilb o x ,” cla im ed A lexan d er, w h o u sed it as a f o u n d a t io n to d r a ft th e “ Y e s ” c o m m itte e ’s ad. H e v eh em en tly d en ied gettin g a c ce ss to th e inform ation through the Tribune ad vertisin g o ffice .

T h e “Y e s ” co m m ittee a lso n ever sub­ m itted its advertisin g to the C R O b e ­ ca u se A lexan d er, the p erson resp on ­ sib le fo r d o in g so , w a s aw ay at the tim e.

“T here w a s noth in g w ron g w ith them a n y w a y ,” said Sb rocchi.

“T here is su p p osed to be a d ead lin e o f a w e ek for registration o f a c o m m it­ te e,” co m m en ted S b rocch i, “but ca m ­ pus w a s presented w ith the q u estion shortly beforeh and and I thou ght it w a sn ’t reason ab le.” T en en b au m h eld that there sh ou ld h ave b een a d ead lin e to a v o id c o n fu sio n . O n e w o u ld -b e co m m ittee organizer aban don ed h is attem pts under the im p ression that a d ead lin e had expired.

S b rocch i ruled that ‘C o u n c il C or­ n er’ w a s w ith in the b ou n d s o f a ccep ­ tance b eca u se “it w a s n ot an article or a letter to the ed itor.” S b rocch i ex cu se d the Trib on the grounds that there w as n o p reced en t for ju d gem en t. “It’s a jo in t resp o n sib ility ,” said E ditor-inC h ie f C hris Flan agan, “neither sid e k n ew about th e regu lation s.”

Council Considers Lubicon Demonstration b y M a r ia m B o u c h o u tr o u c h A dem onstration against PetroC anada, sch ed u led for the day the O ly m p ic T orch is to p ass through M ontréal, m a y b e supported b y the S tu d en ts’ S o c iety . Petro-C anada, a sp on sor o f the O ly m p ic G am es and the torch relay, is a lso in v o lv ed in d rilling for o il o n the land s o f the L u b icon Indians and thereb y d ep rivin g them o f their liv elih o o d .

“I, for o n e and other c o u n cillo rs, d o not k n o w w h at Petro-C anada h as don e w r o n g ,” sta ted C h ris A le x a n d e r , S tu d S o c V P E xternal. H e ex p la in ed that the relation sh ip b etw een S h ell and the L u b ico n is m u ch m ore clear. S h ell is sp o n so rin g an ex h ib it o f Indian arti­ fa cts w h ile b ein g in v o lv ed in th e d e ­ struction o f this tribe.

A lex a n d er a lso ex p ressed con cern that the dem onstration m igh t b e m isin ­ terpreted. H e and L ee Iverson , P G S S R ep resen tative to C o u n cil, req uested that m ore in form ation b e furnished b efo re an o ffic ia l d e c isio n b e m ade.

A cco rd in g to Mr. M . R ob illard , a M cG ill adm inistration rep resentative in v ited to d isc u ss M c G ill’s underfu n d in g situ ation , M cG ill h as a $ 3 9 m i l l i o n u n d e r f u n d in g p r o b le m .

“W e ’v e g o t m ore than 5 0 per cen t o f [Q u éb ec] u n derfu nd in g,” h e stated. H e attrib uted a $ 1 5 m illio n g a p in M c G ill’s fu n d in g and the fu n d in g o f other Q u éb ec u n iv ersities to the w id e v a riety o f d isc ip lin es o ffered at M cG ill (d isc ip lin es that c o st d ifferen t am ounts to tea ch ), th e large proportion o f gradu­ ate stu dents, and to the large am oun t o f research co n d u cted at M cG ill.

R ob illard ex p la in ed that the U n i­ versity w a s sp en d in g at least $ 1 0 m il­

lio n m ore than th e h istorical b ase a l­ lo w e d for.

M cG ill h as ask ed th e p rovin cial govern m en t to correct the gap in M c G ill’s underfunding to put the u n i­ versity on a par w ith other Q u éb ec u n iversities w ith in three years.

A tentative plan to put the L ife S c ie n c e s Library in the b asem en t and street le v e ls o f R edp ath and to ab olish the U L referen ce d esk to create on e

Senate: Residence Admissions

by Jennifer Mori “W hat is th e e x a c t proced ure u sed in the se lec tio n p ro cess for app licants to resid en ce? ” ask ed A rts Sen ator R y e S y m o n s at last W e d n e sd a y ’s S en ate m eetin g . S y m o n s w ish ed to k n o w w h at criteria w ere u sed (a g e , g eograp h ic lo ca tio n , a ca d em ic m erit, order o f recep tion o f a p p lica tio n s) for both fresh m en and upper year app licants.

D ea n o f S tu d en ts Irw in G o p n ik rep lied that M c G ill’s r esid en ce ad m issio n s p o lic y w a s o n e o f “ fle x ib ility , se n sitiv ity , and c o m p a ssio n ”, but that order o f ap p licatio n , a g e and sp e c ia l n e e d s (i.e . handicapped stu dents) w ere the m ain criteria. M c G ill d o e s n ot o ffer p la c es to stu d en ts, “w ith in a reason ab le co m m u t­ in g d ista n ce,” add ed G op n ik .

R ea d m issio n o f stu d en ts, n o w fix ed at 20% o f the total intake, is based upon, “the stu dent’s con trib u tion in the p rev io u s y ea r to u n iversity and resid en ce life ,” as w e ll a s a ca d em ic stan d in g and sp ecia l circu m sta n ces. G op n ik em p h a sized that e v er y stu dent is en titled to an appeal i f h is/h er ap p lication is refu sed b y the in d ividu al resid en ce h all a d m issio n s c o m m ittees.

W h en qu eried b y S y m o n s about the im portance o f a ca d em ic perform ance, G op n ik sa id that all m ajor sch olarsh ip h o ld ers w ere a u tom atically granted sp a ce, and that “an e a rly a ccep ta n ce can b e th e result o f g o o d stan ding.” G opn ik assured S y m o n s that the p o ssib ility o f distribu tin g resid en ce a d m issio n s criteria to all resid en ce a p p lican ts w o u ld b e brought to the atten tion o f the appropriate com m ittee.

In an sw erin g E n g in eerin g Sen ator P h illip e B ea m ier’s q u estio n about the c o st o f resid en ce d a m a g es, G o p n ik stressed that it w a s, “ im p o ssib le to separate d am age c o s ts from ov era ll m ain ten a n ce e x p e n se s ...T h e b u ild in g s are 2 5 years o ld and the m ain ten an ce co sts are high . A n y c o sts resu ltin g from v an d alism are ch arged to th e stu d en ts in th e n e x t year (in their fe e s ),” co n tin u ed G o p n ik , “n ot to the U n iv e r sity .” T h e total m ain ten an ce c o s ts fo r 1 9 8 6 -8 7 w ere $ 2 2 0 ,6 1 2 .

S en a te rec eiv e d the first annual report o f the S ex u a l H arrassm ent A sse sso r s, w h o in v estig a ted o n e frontal co m p la in t and n in e inform al in q u iries in the past tw e lv e m on th s. T h is w a s d escrib ed in the report a s, “a rela tiv ely q u iet year in co m p lain ts and in v e stig a tio n s.”

N e w term s o f referen ce w ere app roved for th e U n iv ersity C o m m ittee on W o m en , w h ich w ill n o w m ak e recom m en d a tio n s to S en ate under the broad h ea d in g s o f “th e a d v o c a c y o f w o m e n ’s righ ts and p rom otion o f w o m en , the in itiatio n and co n so lid a tio n o f w o m e n ’s a c tiv itie s, and lia iso n and netw orking for w o m e n .” __________________________________________________ ________

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Protesting Native Rights Abuses b y I a n H a r r o ld A n assortm ent o f M cG ill student orga n iza tio n s is p u sh in g fo r a b ig turn ou t fo r a D ecem b er 12th d em onstration at M ontreal C ity H a ll in support o f the L u b ico n Indian B and. T h e dem on stra­ tion is b ein g h eld to c o in cid e w ith the arrival o f th e O ly m p ic torch, w h ic h is b e in g brought to C a lg a ry’s W inter G a m es. M em b ers o f M c G ill’s South A fr ica C o m m ittee, the C entre for D e v e l o p i n g A r e a S t u d i e s , th e W o m e n ’s U n io n , and P lou gh sh ares w ill b e taking part, a s w ill so m e n ative stu dents and A n th ro p o lo g y professors.

D u rin g the short cerem o n y for the torch, at w h ich M a y o r Jean D ore is ex p e cte d to sp eak , dem onstrators w ill laun ch sy m b o lic y e llo w b a llo o n s as a m easure o f protest, sa id W u , an organ­ izer o f the d em onstration.

T h e d em o stem s from a con trover­ sia l ex h ib it en titled “T h e Spirit S in g s”, at C a lg a ry ’s G le n b o w M u seu m , an e x ­ h ib it b ein g h eld as part o f the O ly m p ic A rts F estiv a l. T h e ex h ib it con tain s arti­ fa cts o f Indian and L u b icon history w h ich h a v e b e c o m e co n ten tiou s b e ­ c a u se S h ell O il is a patron o f the m u ­ seu m . S h ell O il co n d u cts research and ex p lo ra tio n a c tiv ities o n the L u b icon reserve a lo n g w ith sev eral other o il co m p a n ies. W u sa id that th ese a c tiv i­ ties w ere largely resp o n sib le for a “frig h ten in g ” strain on the natural fo o d su p p ly o f th e A lberta reserve.

W u said that there is a breakdow n in the traditional fa m ily unit w h ere

father u su ally hunts for th e fa m ily ’s food . E ven thou gh the Indians receiv e W elfare, sh e said the fo o d availab le is n o t nutritious but is ‘ju st so m eth in g to fill the stom ach .” A n in crease in a lc o ­ h o lism and su icid e is a lso lin k ed to the o il com p an y a ctiv ities, sh e said, ca u s­ in g “n ot on ly g e n o c id e, but eth n o cid e” for the band.

T h e D e c. 12 dem onstration w ill be p reced ed a day earlier b y a sim ilar protest on the M ontreal area K ahna­ w ak e reserve. T here, an Indian torch w ill b e carried alo n g sid e th e O lym p ic o n e b efore arriving at the com m u n ity cen tre for a b rief c erem o n y , according to Y v o n n e B u sh , a resid en t o f the re­ serve. B oth d em onstrations w ill be “q u iet and p ea cefu l” said B u sh , b e ­ ca u se there is n o d esire to disrupt the cerem o n y or m ake a statem en t about the O ly m p ic gam es. T h e y e llo w bal-

lo o n s are sy m b o lic o f the return o f land to native p e o p le s, said B ush.

T h e D e c . 12 d em o organ izers are a lso h op in g to im p rove the presen tly d isorgan ized state o f M c G ill’s native students. W u said that sh e w an ts to see th e form ation o f a perm anent N a tiv e A ffairs co m m ittee at M cG ill b ecau se the present S tu d en ts’ S o c ie ty ad-h oc co m m ittee is tem porary and under­ staffed. “N a tiv e in ju stice w o n ’t b e over w h en th e O ly m p ics are o v e r,” said W u.

B u sh said th e M cG ill com m u n ity sh ou ld b e con cern ed about L u b icon and n ative affairs b eca u se M c G ill’s M cC ord M u seu m is participating in the “Spirit S in g s” exh ib it. T h e dem on stra­ tion at C ity H all D ecem b er 12th w ill b eg in around 1:20 p.m . Interested stu­ dents are ask ed to con tact the o rgan iz­ ers or le a v e their n am es in th e A m n esty International m a ilb o x at S tu d S oc.

...Fraternity Woes co n tin u ed fr o m p a g e 2 overn igh t. A lth ou gh p o lic e h ave toler­ ated th ese ille g a l liq uor sa les for a num ber o f years, Sgt. D e s lis le , o f M U C Station 2 5 , said that h e w a s n ot aw are o f any crack d ow n or ch a n g e in p o licy .

IFC P resident M ich a el C ottam , said that all fraternities are taking a risk w h en they se ll a lco h o l w ithou t a li­ cen se , and they co u ld b e lo ck ed ou t o f their h ou ses.

C ottam is w ork in g at im provin g fraternity relation s w ith the p o lice ,

w h ich h a v e n ot b een very p o sitiv e o f late. In ex ch a n g e for b ein g g iv e n the b en efit o f the doubt w h en c o n flic ts w ith the p o lic e arise, the fraternities w ill agree to greater adh erence to the la w , particularly w h ere a lco h o l sales are con cern ed .

Fraternities m ust obtain eith er tem ­ porary perm its at $ 3 0 a p ie c e (w ith a lim it o f 3 per year) or apply for a yearly liq uor lic e n c e, w h ich c o st b etw een fiv e and six hunderd dollars.

Bachelor degree compulsory at the C.G.A. Corporation starting January 1,1988 compulsory to get the CGA designa­ The Board of the Corporation took a very important decision in requesting a bachelor degree compulsory in order to get the CGA designation.

This new requirement will be effective January 1, 1988 for all new students who register to the CGA Education program. Regis­ tered students with the Corpora­ tion, before that date, will still be able to complete the CGA Pro­ gram through certificates or as independent students.

In fact, this new regulation means that after January 1, 1988, students will generally complete a bachelor of Commerce. Equiva­ lent program will also be ac­ cepted.

A degree in another field will be considered, but then, students will have to complete the courses equivalent to the CGA national program as presented in this bro­ chure.

Please note that the degree is

tion but students can write their CGA final examinations as soon as they have completed the correspond­ ing pre-requisite courses.

With the implementation of the new CGA national education pro­ gram called "Program 90", the uni­ versity requirements will reach al­ most 90 credits. Besides, considering the demand of high standards to meet the challenges facing you in the market place and the profile of our actual student membership, comple­ tion of a degree simply confirms the reality prevailing in the business world.

To better equip CGA students and members for today's profes­ sional environment, and to manage future developments in the business world, with high standards of quality remains the Corporation's main ob­ jective. Should anyone you know come under this new requirement, it certainly would be appreciated if you could bring the issue to their at­ tention.

News Briefs Cafeteria Clamps Down on Smoking (COUP) T hree w e ek s a g o , C V C F o o d S e r v ic es reversed the sm o k in g and n o n ­ sm o k in g se c tio n s in th e ca feteria to g iv e m ore room to non -p u ffers. Sm ok ers are n o w perm itted to p o llu te the air in the northeast c o m er o f the ca feteria o n ly .

S m ok ers appear to h a v e little con cern fo r the regu lation s, h o w ev er. T h e o rig i­ nal sig n s w ere ripped d o w n and several sm ok ers m a y b e seen e v e n ly d isp ersed throughout th e entire ca feteria o n any g iv e n day.

T h e n e w p o lic y is not b e in g en fo rced b y C V C . “T h is is n ot our p o lic y ,” said R o g er G adou ry, D istrict m anager for C V C , “It’s n ot really up to u s to e n fo rce it.” T h e n e w p o lic y has b een handed d o w n by M cG ill adm inistration in resp on se to p ro v in cia l regu lations.

McCord Museum Receives Funding (ZP) O n M onday N o v . 18, the M cC ord M u seu m ann ou n ced the receip t o f $ 2 5 m illio n from the J.M . M cC o n n ell F ound ation. T h e fun ds are to b e used to pu rchase land b eh in d th e m u seu m , b u ild an e x ten sio n , and ren ovate the e x istin g fa cilities. T h e m o n ey w ill rev iv e the m u seu m w h ich has b een clo sed to the p u blic fo r m ore than h a lf o f its 6 8 yea r history. Principal D a v id Johnston describ ed the g ift a s, “en a b lin g the M cC ord to liv e up to the ex p ecta tio n s W illia m M cC ord in ten d ed for it;” th e attainm ent o f a national reputation.

Wreckless Skiers Given a Break A c c e s s M cG ill n o w o ffers a free O n C am p u s Transportation S erv ice to both the perm anently and tem p orarily (th is in clu d es broken le g s ) m o b ility im paired. C o -o p taxi w ill pro v id e the transportation b e tw e en any cam pus b u ild in g s and all it tak es is a p h on e c a ll from any porter’s desk . V o u ch ers for this serv ice m ay b e o b tain ed b y co n ta ctin g M erib ah A ik en s, C oordinator o f D isa b le d Stu dent In form ation (3 6 3 7 P ee l St. R o o m 2 0 6 ), at 3 9 8 -6 0 0 9 .

T h e e x ten sio n o f this serv ice to tem porarily m o b ility im paired students is b ein g fun ded jo in tly by A c c e s s M cG ill and the D ea n o f Stu dents. T h is n ew asp ect o f the serv ice is o ffered o n a trial b a sis o n ly so i f y o u break you r leg s sk iin g , g iv e them a c a ll and take advan tage o f a h elp in g hand.

DECEMBER 1987 EXAMINATION SCHEDULE FINANCE 556 Monday, November 30th, 1987 7:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m.

ACCOUNTING 521 Tuesday, December 1st, 1987 7:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m.

AUDITING 517 Wednesday, December 2nd, 1987 7:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m.

AUDITING 577 Wednesday, December 2nd, 1987 7:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m.

TAXATION 509 Friday, December 4th, 1987 7:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m. *Income Tax Act, 1986, non-annotated edition DEADLINE for requesting review of examination results: February 15th, 1988.

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Editorial

The McGill Tribune , Tuesday, December 1, 1987

McCord Museum’s “political” actions offend

=THE McGILL TRIBUNE Publisher

To the Directors of the McCord Museum, McGill University, It is utterly b ey o n d our com p reh en ­ sion that the D irectors o f the M cC ord M useum can m ake the preten ce o f standing behind what is patently a fa lse and sp ecio u s form o f argum ent to sup­ port their d isgracefu l d e c isio n to use N ative artifacts against the stated pu b­ lic w ish es o f the N a tiv e p eo p le o f Canada - the L u b icon Lake C ree Band.

Their d ecisio n to send the artifacts to the G len b ow M useum is an affront to the social ju stice and has don e great harm to the g o o d nam e o f this U n iv er­ sity w ithin the international c o m m u ­ nity and w ithin the lo d g es o f the N a tiv e p eop les o f N orth A m erica in general, and am ong the N a tiv e p eo p les o f C an­ ada in particular.

T h is w h o le issu e is not ju st a p u blic relations fiasco; it is not m erely about the use o rn o n -u se o f N a tiv e artifacts. It is an issu e about the H um an R igh ts o f Canadian aboriginal p e o p le s and about the sm ug co m p la cen cy o f a m u seu m ’s Board o f D irectors to bandy em p ty rhetoric, sp ecio u s threadbare argu­ m ents, and fa lse lo g ic based up on ev en m ore falla cio u s and perverse prem ises.

Is it that this m iserab le group o f petty and narrow -m inded e co n o m ic opp or­ tunists h ave a sp ecia l fa cility to put c o n scien ce and hum anity to on e sid e w h en m aking d e c isio n s about artifacts bequeathed to them from past gen era­ tion s o f N a tiv e p eop les: d o e s the Board seriou sly and h o n estly think for on e m inute that there is any v a lid ity to the argum ent about not w ish in g to m ix culture and p olitics? H o w m any tim es in history has this w eak argum ent b een used by person s not w illin g to b e h eld accountable for their o w n personal

thing as neutrality in m atters o f su ch grave im portance as this - again w e repeat it is not m erely a qu estion o f the loan o f the artifacts. T h is loan is b ein g m ad e w ith in the con tex t o f a h ig h ly p o litical and m oral arena - the fortyse v e n year o ld battle o f the L u b icon traditional lands. F or M cC ord to pre­ tend to b e stan ding to on e sid e w h ilst this battle rages and y e t to b e sen d in g artifacts to b olster a p u b lic relation s im age o f o n e o f the principal o il c o m ­ p an ies (S h ell) e x p lo itin g the oil rich lands o f the C ree, is an affront to ju stice and g o o d taste. T here is n o e x c u se for the m u seu m to h ave a llied its e lf w ith th ese m ultinational fo rces o f ex p lo ita ­ tion o f the resou rces o f the traditional land s o f the L u b icon Cree.

T h e rid icu lou sly d e fe n siv e p ositon taken b y the D irector G en eral o f M cC ord, M arcel C aya, is an insu lt to the probity o f the A n th rop ology D e ­ partm ent at this U n iversity. M em bers o f the A n th rop ology D epartm ent have for d eca d es b een ex trem ely se n sitiv e to issu es o f hum an rights w ith in the liv e s o f the N a tiv e p e o p le s o f Canada. T he present D ean o f Arts, D ean Salisb ury, w a s h im s e lf a ctiv e ly in v o lv ed as an ad vocate in the ca u se o f the C ree liv in g in the M a ck en zie D istrict in the early se v e n ties, and n u m erous other so cia l scien tists h ave argued v ig o ro u sly in d e fe n se o f the N a tiv e p e o p le s o f this country. R esearch undertaken b y this D epartm en t has a lw a y s b een ju d g ed by the N a tiv e p eo p les th e m se lv es to b e in their b est in tersests and has alw a y s b een u sed w ith their co n sen t and su p ­ port. T h e action s o f the M cC ord M u serm are in direct contradiction to this stan ce - the C ree h ave ask ed that the m u seu m respect their w ish e s and jo in

Social justice should begin at home Correct m e i f I’m w ron g, but C anada’s fam ed hum anitarian attitude strikes m e as ju st a w e e bit hyp ocritical.

Granted, W hite S ou th A frica certain ly m erits our outrage. H o w , w e w on der, can such blatant racism and d enial o f basic hum an rights e x ist in the 1980s?

O f course, the U n ited States sh ou ld a llo w Latin A m erica to sort ou t its ow n p olitical structure, and W esterners sh ould respect the cultural d ifferen ces o f d ev elo p in g nations. B ut w e m u st first ensu re that th ese in ju stic e s, against w h ich w e are so radically o p ­ posed , are eradicated in our o w n co u n ­ try.

N um erous situations e x is t w h ich tarnish our reputation as a ju st, p eace lo v in g country, in clu d in g e co n o m ic disparity b etw een the p ro vin ces, nu ­ clear w eap on s testin g in the North, and arms sa les to warring nations. E ven m ore sh o ck in g , ho w ev er, is the blatant racism w h ich is o ften forgotten but T , n«G

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w h ich e x is ts in our o w n country. T h e co n d itio n o f the N orth A m erican Indi­ ans, C an ad a’s native p eo p le, is app all­ in g, c o n sistin g o f in eq u ality in ed u ca­ tion and opp ortu nity, segregation due to cultural d ifferen ces and, w h at is w o rse, the stead y ero sio n o f their tradi­ tion s and life sty le as w e en croach m ore and m ore on their land, forcin g them o n to reservation s and a c o m p lete ly al­ tered life sty le. T h is con stitu tes the past, the present and, u n less som eth in g is d on e, the future.

W e have a c o lle c tiv e resp on sib ility to h elp the N a tiv e P eo p le retain their cultural identity and e c o n o m ic ind e­ p en d en ce. W e c a n ’t ch an ge the past, but this is the present, so w e have no e x cu se .

Tanya Van Valkenburg Michèle Dupuis Jennifer Mori Kate Morisset Mike Crawley

their p ligh t - the m u seu m has taken a p o litica l stan ce b y rejectin g this re­ q u est and by sen d in g the artifacts, thus actin g against the w ish e s o f the C ree.

T here is ab so lu tely n o fou n d ation for the assertion that the A n th rop ology D epartm ent w o u ld act in a sim ilar w a y to that o f the M cC ord M u seu m .

“T h e m u seu m is a cultural sphere and sh ou ld not b e in v o lv ed in p o litic s” is probably on e o f the m o st n a iv e state­ m en ts to h ave issu ed from this U n iver­ sity in years. T h e action o f the m u seu m has tarnished intern ation ally the g o o d nam e o f this U n iverstity, has seriou sly dam aged the d eca d es o f trust and g o o d w ill that has e x isted b e tw e en M cG ill and the N a tiv e P eo p le s o f C anada, and h as brought into disrepute the role o f m u seu m s as guardians and trustees o f a n a tio n ’s heritage exp ressed through their artifacts. T h e loan o f th ese c u l­ tural m aterials to support th e im age o f S h ell (w h ich is p recisely w h at is g o in g to happen) w h ile the C ree are b ein g slo w ly w ip ed o u t as a cultural group, as a band o f stru gglin g hum an b ein g s, m erely to sa tisfy th e o il reven u e hungry p olititian s and in vestors, is a grave in ju stice w h ich u ltim ately m ay b e laid at the doors, or the c o n sc ie n c e s, o f the M cG ill/M cC ord B oard o f D irectors.

S ile n c e m ay so m e tim e s b e taken as co m p lic ity - but d e fin itiv e action to contribute and to attem pt to ju stify that incorrect m oral d e c isio n le a v e s o n ly o n e interpretation p o ssib le , and that is m ost d efin itely n ot o n e o f “p o litica l neutrality”. T o agree to len d the arti­ facts, g iv e n the utterly abhorrent so ­ c ia l, e co n o m ic , cultural and p o litical co n d itio n s im p in gin g up on the L u b i­ c o n L ake C ree, is a d e c is io n o f su ch im m oral m agnitud e that it is a constan t

sou rce o f a m azem en t to m a n y o f u s that it w a s ev er m ade in the first p la ce. It is e v e n m ore am a zin g that in tellig en t p ro fessio n a ls attem pt to ju stify this m orally abhorrent a ctio n in the teeth o f the g u id elin es o f the International C on fed eration o f M u seu m s.

M ay w e h u m b ly req uest that the M c G ill M u se u m s and C o lle c tio n s C om m ittee cen su re, in the strongest p o ssib le term s, the d e c isio n and the su b seq u en t actio n o f the M cC ord M u seu m w ith regard to the len d in g o f the artifacts to the G len b o w M useum .

A strong cen su re o f this nature w o u ld d o so m eth in g to restore the g o o d nam e and the stan ding o f M cG ill U n iv ersity across this country and e lsew h ere. It m ay a lso repair so m e o f the d am age d on e to our relation s w ith the N a tiv e P eo p le s o f C anada, and m a y restore so m e o f the trust that has b een shattered b y th is rep reh en sib le and irrespon sible behaviour.

T h e S tu d en ts’ S o c iety o f M cG ill U n iv ersity

Editor-in-Chief C hris Flanagan

Assistant Editor T an ya V an V alkenburg

News Editors Ian Harrold Jennifer M ori

Features Editors M ik e C raw ley K ate M orisset

Entertainment Editor Jennifer H en derson

Sports Editor Jam ie A ld en

Photo Editor L io n el C h o w

E nn dorsed by:

Development and Peace Project Ploughshares Ad Hoc Committee for Respon­ sible Research Southern Africa Committee Uhuru na Ufahamu Human Rights Committee of McGill WUSC (M cGill) Students’ Christian Movement Palestine Solidarity Committee Fellows CDAS Hillel - Social Action Commit­ tee McGill Crossroads Presbyterian/United Church Chaplaincy of McCill The Editorial Board, McGill Tribune

S eein g that this is the last issu e o f the Tribune for th e 1 9 8 7 year, I thou ght I w o u ld h igh ligh t the ev en ts that h ave affected S tu d en ts’ C o u n c il and/or d ie M cG ill p op u lation sin ce Septem ber. T h is w ill b e d o n e through the aw arding o f bricks or bou qu ets in reco g n itio n o f the a ch iev em en ts or m ista k es m ad e by in d iv id u a ls or groups.

Bouquet : F or victory again st all od d s, to the M cG ill R ed m en fo o tb a ll team w h o w o n the van ier C u p for the first tim e in h istory, against th e U B C T hunderbirds. It’s great to se e the sc h o o l spirit that has resu lted from this h istorical even t.

Bouquet: For p erseveran ce, to C K U T , R a d io M cG ill, w h o after co m p etin g w ith m any other organ ization s to g e t a sp ot on the FM d ial, su cc e ed ed in acquirin g their F M licen se. T h ey p resen tly ca n b e heard o n 9 0 .3 F M .

Brick: F or g o in g back on th e G o v ern m en t’s w ord, Q u éb ec ed u ca tio n M in ister, C laud e R yan , w h o o n ly alotted o n e quarter o f the $ 1 5 m illio n u sed to correct the b ase bu d gets o f Q u éb ec U n iv ersities to th o se u n iv ersities that are rela tiv ely underfunded. In h is bu dget sp eech , F in an ce M in ister Gerard L é sv e sq u e stated that “th e fun ds w ill b e allocated w ith priority g iv e n to th ose u n iv ersities d isad van taged by the current form u la.” C learly, the d isad van taged u n iv ersities su ch as M cG ill, C on cordia, H autes E tud es C o m m ercia ls, P o ly tech n iq u e and B ish o p s h a v e not b een fairly treated.

Brick: For se lfish n e ss, to the p erson or p e o p le w h o sto le the co n d o m m a ch in es in the M en ’s and W o m e n ’s b ath room s in the U n iv ersity Centre.

Bouquet: For prom oting resp on sib le drink in g, to the M cG ill S u d en ts’ C o u n cil w h o esta b lish ed the p o lic y that i f the U n iv ersity C en tre’s b eer is to be so ld at the m in im u m price o f $ 1.25, th e organ izer m u st h a v e a D e sig n a ted D river Program .

Brick: For corporate stu bb orn ness, to O ’K ee fe B rew eries, w h o m ore than tw o m onth s after the fact, has not a p o lo g ize d to C U S A (C on cord ia U n iv ersity S tu d en ts’ A sso c ia tio n ) for a racist rem ark m ad e by o n e o f the rep resen tatives to on e o f C U S A ’sm em b ers. A lth ou gh they cla im the rem arks w ere not m ad e on “com p an y tim e”, it is clear that the b rew ery ’s rep w o u ld n ot h ave b een on C o n co rd ia ’s cam p u s had h e n ot been an e m p lo y e e o f O ’K e e fe ’s.

Bouquet: For student activ ism , to the stu dents w h o attended the lo a n s and bursaries d em onstration in Q u éb ec C ity and to th ose that participated in the A rts F a cu lty ’s T each -In . T h ese in d ivid u als sh ou ld b e applauded for their interest and action s on issu es that stron gly a ffe c t their liv e s as stu dents, as w e ll as the future o f the stu dent b od y at M cG ill.

Production Managers M ariam B ou ch ou trou ch S tep h a n ie Z elm an

Production Assistants: Ju lie B arlow S te v e M ersereau Jam es-P au l M arois C h arles Q uinn

Ad Manager Isa b elle Pepin

Contributers T o sh B u m s , N e a l H erbert, T ed Y u n, B ru ce W est, A n g ela C h apm an , M eg a n Parry, M ic h e lle N in o w , T o m Inoué, T .M . D o u g la s, M ark H ylan d , K en M u ss, K im F arley, Jen n ifer R o w la n d , G raham J o n es, Rauri N ic h o lso n , M ich èle D u p u is, Sarah E nd icott, K elly M ulcair, M arie P o tv in , L ucas L iep in s, L o m a T h o m a s, D an M ellam p h y, Jillian C o h en , Peter P ep in , C h ris S ch aller, B o y d H o lm e s, V in cen t P oirier, D aphne S im o n , A n drea D in n ick , M ik e M urray, Josh F ellm a n , Sarah G aultieri, T an n is A m ett, and m any m ore. *

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The McGill Tribune, Tuesday, December 1, 1987

Saying No to Fuel To the Editor:

lu n gs im p lod e. T h o se at the blast centre are obliterated.

Jane’ s Defense Weekly, am ong

A cco rd in g to P h illip e B eau m ier (letter to The Tribune, N o v e m b e r 24, 1 9 8 7 ) F u el Sir E x p lo siv e (F A E ) re­ search con d u cted at M cG ill on b eh a lf o f the C anadian and A m erican m ili­ tary, w ill contrubute to a better under­ stan ding o f our en viron m en t and g iv e us a fa n cy , n ew and e ffic ie n t au tom o­ bile.

U n fortu nately, Mr. B eau m ier fails to co n sid er the sp e c ific term s ' o f M c G ill’s F A E research contracts w ith the D epartm ent o f N ation al D e fen se.

T h e p r o fesso rs’ fin d in g s are to b e d i­ rectly ap p lied to the im p rovem en t o f a w ea p o n o f m ass destruction, d ep lo y ed in the V ietn a m W ar w ith gru esom e results and sin c e co n d em n ed as an inhum ane arm am ent b y a U n ited N a ­ tio n s S p ecia l C o m m issio n on c o n v e n ­ tional w ea p o n s.

other resp ected d efen se p u b lication s, cau tion s that the e x p lo siv e p o w er o f F A E s can com fortab ly com pare w ith that o f a lo w -y ie ld nu clear d ev ice (JDW, February 17, 1987.)

W h y is M cG ill, an institution ap­ parently d ed icated to the advan cem ant o f learning, contrib uting to the arms race and to a better w ay o f k illin g p eo p le? T h e p rofessors in v o lv ed argue that their research is “pure sc ie n c e .”

B ut scien tific research cannot be d i­ vorced from its so cia l con text. T he p r o fesso rs’ research for the m ilitary is sp ec ific a lly related to a “d e v ic e ”, a b om b w h ich has b een roundly c o n ­ dem n ed by m any organizations.

M c G ill’s D ean o f R esearch , G or­ d on M aclach lan , has su g g ested that F A E s co u ld be u sed by Canadian p ea cek eep in g fo rces to clear m in e­ field s. V eterans o f the Canadian arm ed fo rces q u ick ly p oin t out that C an ad a’s p ea cek eep in g troops are under the strictest instructions to stay aw ay from m in efield s.

M cG ill m u st reject its F A E c o n ­ tracts w ith the D epartm ent o f N ational D e fe n se and a ck n o w led g e its ethical resp on sib ility to the w id er com m u n ity in adop tin g a m ore stringent set o f regu ­ lation s ex am in in g the intended ap p li­ cation s o f m ilitary research con d u cted on its cam pus. Marc Wills B A U 3

S in ce 1 9 8 0 , M cG ill m ech an ical e n ­ g in eerin g p rofessors J.S .L ee and R. K ugstantas ha v e b een co n d u ctin g F A E research o n b eh a lf o f the D epartm ent o f N ation al D e fen se . T h eir contracts sp e ­ c ific a lly stipu late that they are to in v e s­ tigate the propagation, deton ation and destru ctive potential o f a “Fual A ir E x p lo siv e Device” (se e McGill Daily , O ctob er 1, 1 9 8 4 ) M ake n o m istak e, the p r o fe sso r s’ w ork for the D epartm en t o f N ational D e fen se is clea rly and d e fin itely bom b research.

V ictim s o f a F uel A ir E x p lo siv e blast die o f p h y sica l asp hyxiation: their

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Air Explosives To the Editor: T h e article “In D e fe n se o f M ilitary R esearch ” b y P h illip e B eau m ier tries to c o n v in c e us that their m ay b e ad van ­ tages obtained through m ilitary re­ search. H e c ite s F A E s m ay “create m ore eco n o m ic a l and effic ie n t alterna­ tiv es to our typ ical ga s e n g in e s...”. It’s a great idea to o ffer a n ew en ergy alter­ native. H ow ev er, the m ilita ry ’s first con cern is to create a w eap on and cou ld not g iv e a care about the other ben efits that m ay c o m e about it.

E n gin eers, scien tists, and c o n ­ cerned c itize n s sh ou ld not be the p aw n s o f the m ilitary. If the p eo p le w ork in g in F A E s are in d eed sin cere that this re­ search w ill reap b en efits for society , then they sh ould seek research m o n ey elsew h ere and the govern m en t sh ould

ban the m ilitary use as in the b u ild in g o f the nu clear arsenals.

R e s p o n s i b le r e s e a r c h e n t a ils p ea cefu l a p p lication s o f d isco v eries.

T h e m ilita ry ’s prim ary con cern is to app ly th ese d isc o v e ries to m ore m ili­ tary esca la tio n . B ea u m ier states that S D I research “c o u ld find u sefu l ap p li­ cation s in areas su ch as m in e and steel in d u stries.” It w o u ld be m ore e ffic ie n t

if w e allocate the m o n ey to the research and d ev elo p m en t to th ese industries than to g e t it in d irectly from m ilitary research in SD I. W e m ust abandon the w a y o f think­ in g that m ilitary research w ill bring out indirect sc ien tific d isco v eries. T his attitude o f anyth in g for sc ien ce d o es not ju stify the creation o f a n ew destructive w eap on .

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The McGill Tribune, Tuesday, December 1, 1987

T h e m an d ecid ed to se e the sh ow o n ly after hearin g m any rave rev iew s.

H e sto o d in lin e a lo n g tim e for a tick et, w h ich h e foun d rather e x p e n siv e .

H o w ev er, from the c o m m en ts h e ’d heard, it seem ed the p la y w a s w orth it.

P erform an ces w ere so ld ou t w e ek s in a d van ce, s o h is tick et w a s for a sh o w far in the future. H e ch a stised h im se lf for n ot b u y in g soon er, but procrastina­ tion w a s ty p ica l o f his n o n -b u sin ess affairs. N o w he w a s forced to w ait patiently and con tain h is eagern ess.

H o w ev er, h e co u ld not ju st lo u n g e around w a itin g for the perform ance.

T here w ere m ore im portant th in gs to do. H e had clie n ts to se e , lun ch dates to k eep , m eetin g s to attend. S o h e told his secretary to record the p lay in h is ap­ p oin tm en t b o o k and rem ind him that day. H e con tin u ed on w ith other m at­ ters, not o n ce n o ticin g the tick et w a it­ in g o n h is bedroom bureau. H e had a lot o n h is m ind. T here w as n o tim e to w orry about so m eth in g lik e the theatre. * * * T h e secretary b u zzed , read o f f his app ointm en ts and said, “O h, to n ig h t’s the nigh t y o u ’re g o in g to se e that play.

M y u n cle - th e o n e w ith the P h .D . - told m e it w a s an in cred ib le sh o w . I think he said so m eth in g about it b ein g ‘ in tellec­ tually stim u la tin g ’ or so m e su ch c o m ­ m ent. I d o n ’t kn ow ; it so u n d s too h eavy for m e .” S h e g ig g le d . “I f it really is that g o o d , th e y ’ll probably m ak e it into a m o v ie. Y o u k n o w , lik e they d id w ith Grease. T h en I ’ll g o se e it.”

“R igh t, uh, thank y o u C h eryl.” H e lea n ed back in his leather s w iv e l chair and fo ld ed h is hands under h is ch in . It w a s tim e to g et h is p riorities straight.

B u sin e ss had b een so a ll-en co m p a ss­ in g, h e ’d g iv en n o tim e to h im self. H e n eed ed to esca p e the grind and clear his m in d for the p lay. “C h eryl, ca n cel m y app ointm en ts and g et A n d erson to c o v er for m e. Y our p resid en t has things to d o .” H e p ack ed up h is b riefcase and q u ick ly fled the co n fin em en t o f h is o ffic e .

“H ey b o ss, w h ere are y o u o f f to?”

T h e v o ic e from behin d h im w as that o f the n ew est com p an y V P .

“O h, Jim , d id n ’t se e y o u there. I ’m , uh, taking the day o ff. W ait, w a sn ’t it y o u w h o told m e not to m iss that play?

W h at’s it all about, a n yw ay?” “ Y o u ’v e go t a ticket? E xcellen t! It’s action -p ack ed , su sp en sefu l, best thing I ’v e ev er seen on sta g e.” H e g lan ced at h is S w atch and b egan trotting aw ay.

“I ’d tell y o u m ore, but I ’m late for sq uash. E njoy the p la y !”

T h e day c o n siste d o f v isits to several o f h is m any friend s to prepare him m en tally for the sh ow . T h e m an w o u ld be offered a drink, ex ch a n g e pleasant con versation and ev en tu a lly d isc u ss the p lay. D u ring o n e o f th ese len gthy ch ats, he took the tim e to gla n ce at his w atch and w a s sh ock ed to d isc o v e r it w as 6 :3 0 . T h e p lay w a s to start at 8:00 and h is tick et w as still at h is apartm ent across the city. H e then had to cross tow n again to reach the theatre. W orst o f all, he w as n ot e v e n dressed for the e v en in g . H e hastily fin ish ed h is drink, a p o lo g ize d to h is friend for h is abrupt­ n e ss and dashed ou t to h is car.

H e had to arrive on tim e. H e had w aited so lo n g that h e c o u ld n ’t m iss a

m om en t. H e surged onw ard sin g lem in d ed ly until a siren rudely sh o o k h is su b con sciou s.

“D a m m it!” he e x cla im e d as he saw the n eed le poin tin g at 9 5 K s. “T h o se dam n c o p s are n ever around w h en you n eed them , but w h en y o u h a v e so m e ­ thing im portant to d o ...” H e p u lled over and w aited . It took the p o licem a n for­ ev er to g e t ou t o f the cru iser and am ble up to the m a n ’s w in d ow .

“In a hurry, sir?” h e draw led.

“Y e s , actu ally, I ’m late for the p lay and-” “Y eah , yeah , I k n o w , ev eryb od y says that th ese days. T e ll y a w h at I say to ’em . I sa y i f it’s s o im portant to ya , ya sh ou ld a left earlier.”

T h e m an w as in n o m ood for a le c ­ ture but h is argum ent stu ck in h is throat w h en fa ced w ith the facts. H e sat in the car, d ejected and im patien t, as the p o ­ licem a n leisu rely w rote out th e ticket.

“H ere y o u g o , sir. E n joy the p lay, but d o drive there c a refu lly .”

H e d rove a w ay slo w ly , forced h im ­ s e lf to breathe d eep ly and regu larly, and turned h is thou ghts to co m m en ts h is friend s had m ade. P ete, h is drinking buddy, had told the m an h e fou n d the perform ance fun. “I ju st c o u ld n ’t stop laugh in g! T h is writer is the next W o o d y A llen , ju st w ait and s e e .” T he m an ch u ck led as he w on d ered i f Pete cou ld be taken seriou sly th is tim e. H is m ind w an dered ov er the d ay, driftng w ith th e v od k a he had in d u lged in during the last visit. It w a s ju st b e g in ­ n in g to a ffect him w h en h is con cen tra­ tion faltered and he fa iled to se e the stop sign.

T h e accid en t w as n ot seriou s as the

other driver braked q u ick ly and on ly clip p ed the m a n ’s back bum per. T he p lay, h o w ev er, w a s slip p in g further out o f reach.

Y e t all w a s not lo st. H e had b een hit b y an attractive w o m a n w h o dealt w ith th e accid en t in a m anner w h ich im ­ p r e sse d h im . S h e p o s s e s s e d that w o rld ly , sop h istica ted charm w h ich fascin ated him and after the form alities o f insu ran ce co m p a n ies, th e co n v ersa ­ tion d igressed .

“I sh o u ld h a v e k n o w n y o u w ere g o in g to the p lay. A lm o st ev ery b o d y is.

It’s ju st so popular. B ut y o u sh o u ld n ’t b e in su ch a rush.”

“W h y ’s that?” h e ask ed , lo o k in g at the tim e - 7 :1 5 .

“O h, it’s su ch a lo n g sh o w and b e ­ sid e s, noth in g critical h ap pens in the b e g in n in g .”

“R ea lly ? ” “D e fin ite ly ,” sh e assured him . “A nd it’s fash io n a b le to arrive late. H a sn ’t an y o n e told y o u this? W h en I w en t, I d id n ’t arrive until near the en d o f the first act. I am p lea sed I m ad e it before the first in term ission , s o I cou ld m in g le. A p p earin g at this p la y is quite so c ia lly im portant, y o u realize. S o m e o f the characters w ere a little hard to fo llo w , but y o u can p ick up th e plot an ytim e and still understand the en d ­ in g .” “ I d id n ’t r e a liz e th a t.” T h e se th ou gh ts and the a lco h o l m ade him relax. H e w a s en jo y in g her p resen ce.

“B e sid e s,” sh e sm iled sed u ctiv ely , “it g iv e s y o u tim e in the early ev en in g for other a c tiv ities.”

H e w on dered i f this w a s as su g g e s­ tiv e as it sou nd ed . “S u ch a s?” H e tried

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“W h y d o n ’t w e g o to your place and find ou t?” * * * H e sto o d at the c lo s e t door for a substantial len gth o f tim e d ecid in g w h at to wear. H e ev en tu a lly ch o se a su it, sh o w ed it to her and receiv ed her approval. A fter d ressin g , h e sa w the tim e to be 9 :3 0 , but he w a s far from con cern ed . H e had b een qu ite content w h ere he w as but sh e urged h im to g o , in sistin g it w o u ld b e g o o d for him .

“I ’ll be here w h en y o u g et back,” she c a lle d as he w en t ou t the door.

H e presum ed he w o u ld arrive so m e ­ tim e during the seco n d act. W ith a program , he c o u ld e a sily determ ine w h at w a s h ap pening and there w as another in term ission during w h ich he c o u ld see and b e seen . T h in k in g back to the afternoon , he reca lled h is v isit with C e c ile , a form er lo v er w h o w a s an avid theatre-goer. H e ch u ck led u n ea sily as her sp eech e ch o ed in h is head.

“T he p lay. Life . . . it’s su ch a w o n d erfu l p la y . It h as s o m any e le m en ts, but to m e, it’s a lo v e story.”

S h e had sto o d up and w a s lo o k in g aw ay from him , so lilo q u izin g w ith a drink in her hand. “B u t the en d in g ...it’s so sad .”

S h e had lo o k ed about to cry, and it rem ind ed h im o f w h y he en d ed their relation sh ip .

H e had d ecid ed to take the h ig h w a y to a v o id the sp eed traps. H is radio w a s n ot o n w h en they had reported the overturned truck.

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The Phonecall fo re h e a d in sw eat Aloneness phone rings blurry calm - just for the m om ent so much to say so I say nothing Here I am cross legged on the sam e carpet The room is a clock Every second every object ticks ticks ticks in my head Thoughts - disjointed, paranoid Tears here there eveiyw here I blind the truth Melted days until I clasp «Your wrist once m ore and a touch will be the soul pouring passion

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1 lay my black robe Over the tired day And bring relief To tense lives 1 close the eyes Of a tired baby, And to the old man Sitting in his rocking chair I bring the hope Of another sunshing day I am night With my black veils And robes Of comfort and rest.

Mariam Bouchoutrouch

He Walks l i e walks with a stone on his back.

Frozen inside it are tw o ecstatic lovers waiting for him to stop and with a hammer and a chisel in his hands free their one body from the rock so that children may in the dark run their probing fingers over them.

J tanding upon a balustrade Ten light years away My smile is just a facade Black turns white into grey The phenomenon of w onder Distorts the soft pink tissue of my brain The Utopia of nowhere Is what keeps m e sane My imagination has a potency Sullen now splendor Paroxysm seizes m e Embryo now gore WHAT???!! Intrude my intellect?

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•S S M U president D an iel T en en baum w ill d en y an a llegation .

•T he R edm en H o ck ey team d efen ce corps w ill n ick n am e them se lv e s the “C razy H o g s” and gn aw o n raw bacon after ea ch v ictory.

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g u est appearance by Dr. W h o o p ee o f D oon esb u ry fam e and R on ald R eagan w ill w in th e “ g u e ss the num ber o f je lly beans in the co n d o m c o n test.”

•G ert’s w ill b e m o v e d to the R ed path cafeteria b ecau se o f sp a ce c o n straints in the U n io n and the charm in g d eco r o f the library.

«Principal John ston w ill b e c o m e th e n ew ed itor o f the Daily after Jo e H eath resign s to run PC M cG ill.

• M ol so n S tad iu m w ill b e renam ed B ryan F uller Park, but the m ed ia w ill w rite ed itorials berating co u n cil for

actin g h astily and p o litica lly . »PG SS w ill se c e d e from S S M U , A S U S w ill break in to th e S U S and the A U S , and the N D P w ill m erg e w ith A N E E Q to form a C E G E P and create the lo n g est acron ym e v er seen , •T h e W e eb le s w ill w o b b le but they w o n ’t fall d ow n , ♦The P lu m b er’s Pot w ill b e seized by the A dm in istration for printing nude p h otos o f the S tu d S oc ex ec u tiv e, *And w e ’ll all liv e hap pily e v e r after. M erry C h ristm as and H appy H annukah.

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r. M cG illicu d d y b u zzed .

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“A n y id ea w h ere, sir?”

“T he restaurant I had lun ch in .” “ A n d w h at restaurant w a s that, Mr. M cG illicu d d y ? ” “St. H ubert.”

“W h ich o n e w a s it, sir?”

A pa u se, o v e rflo w in g w ith total s i­ len ce. “I had the ch ick en fille ts.” “ B ut w h ich St. Hubert w a s it, sir?”

A n oth er pau se. “T h e o n e I had lun ch at.”

I d id n ’t m in d b ein g so su bservient to the m an, d esp ite m y lib eration ten ­ d en cies. I w a s h is secretary and h e w as a stiff-u p p er-lip E n glish m an . H is for­ g e tfu ln e ss did try m y p a tien ce, though.

N atu rally, he w a s a graduate o f the

L on d on S c h o o l o f E c o n o m ics and k n ew m ore about the w orld o f b u sin ess than a n yon e in the city . It m u st have b een g en etic.

“L e slie , p h o n e m y au n t’s h o u se !”

“T here y o u g o , sir.”

H e straightened h is b o w tie and sm o o th ed h is silv e r hair. “H ello , A u n tie R o s ie , it’s D o n .... Donald, A u n tie R o s ie .” A lo n g e r p a u se.

“D o n a ld M cG illicu d d y , you r neph ew !

Y e s, A u n tie, I ’m fin e. C an I p lea se sp eak to m other?... Y e s, sh e is there, A u n tie R o s ie .... Y e s , I ’m su re!” H e tapped h is fo o t im p atien tly. “H ello , m other, ju st c a llin g to se e -... Donald, m oth er!”

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Linda Frum’s Guide to Canadian Illiteracy

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T h o se w h o b e lie v e that the u n iver­ sal pattern in p o litica lly -m in d ed fa m i­ lie s is for left-w in g child ren to rebel against righ t-w in g parents h ave y e t to k n ow o f L inda Frum. T h e 24 -y ea r old daughter o f liberal jou rn alist Barbara Frum , L inda, a 1985 M cG ill graduate in N orth A m erican S tu d ies, foun ded the notorious McGill Magazine in ^1983. L inda had created the strongly con serv a tiv e new spap er, as sh e later w rote in the m a g a zin e Influence, “to ch a llen g e the cliq u e o f self-con gratu la­ tory leftists” w h o w ere in con trol o f the Daily. U n fortu nately, the result o f L in d a’s effo rts w a s a new sp ap er abun­ dant in self-con gratulatory righ tists, students w h o se recom m en d ation s for a better M cG ill inclu ded the autom atic adm ittance o f all child ren o f u n iversity

alum ni. S in ce L in d a’s departure from the McGill Magazine in 1984, the n ew sp ap er sank further in q u ality b e ­ fore van ish in g, alm ost w ith ou t trace, the fo llo w in g year.

L inda Frum , h o w ev er, has re­ turned, this tim e as the author o f Linda

Frum’s Guide to Canadian Universi­ ties, w h ich sh e d escrib es in the b o o k ’s introduction, as the g u id eb ook that “tells y o u w h at y o u really n eed to k n ow to m ak e the b est d e c isio n about w here to g o to u n iversity.” U n fortu nately, Frum n eg lected in her research to v isit any u n ilin gu al F ren ch -lan gu age u n i­ versities, as w e ll as St. Paul U n iversity and the T ech n ica l U n iv ersity o f N o v a S cotia. W h y sh e a v oid ed the French un iversities is su g g ested b y this e x ­ cerpt from her chapter on M cG ill: “ ...you cou ld e a sily liv e in M ontreal for three years and n ever sp eak a w ord o f French. O f cou rse, the q u estion re­ m ain s, w h y w o u ld y o u w an t to ? ” T he reason s as to w h y Frum a v oid ed the other un iversities rem ains unkn ow n.

Paul Biancardi, chiropractor, is very pleased to announce the opening o f his second clin ic:

In add ition , sh e sp en t, accord in g to the

Daily, a total o f tw o to four d ays at all o f the 4 2 u n iversities in clu d ed in the b ook .

T h is is n o t u n lik e Lord D u rh am ’s b e lie f that e ig h t m onth s in this country m ade him an expert on F rench C anadians.

S u ch errors in approach m ake on e w on d er h o w any pu b lish er w o u ld ever h ave granted approval to F ru m ’s little m ak e-w ork project.

W hat is truly am azin g, h o w ev er, is that so m eo n e w o u ld print a m anu script that is so bad ly-w ritten and illiterate in tone as to insu lt the reader’s in te llig en ce on every p age. H er a d jectives regarding u n iver­ sity life in clu d e “c o o l” and “u n co o l,” ca u sin g on e to w on d er w h at her sty le w a s in M cG ill e ssa y s. (“A d am Sm ith is c o o l. K arl M arx is u n co o l.”) It is, h o w ev er, the fo llo w in g quotation , from her chapter on Trent U n iversity, w h ich b est d isp la y s F ru m ’s “sty le ” : “D o y o u b e lie v e in m a g ic? D o y o u think Frodo liv es? D o y o u w ear John L en n on g la sse s? R ip p ed tee-sh irts?

B irk en stock s? L ev is? D o y o u lo v e the co lou r black? D o y o u hate to sh ave?

(T h is q u estion is for both m en and w o m e n .) H ate m ake-up ? (W om en

o n ly .)

D o y o u lik e carrot ju ice?

W h o le-w h ea t m u ffin s?

H a v e yo u co n sid ered Trent?”

Frum appears to be a b e lie v e r in co m p u lso ry literacy tests for u n iversity stu dents. S h e h e r se lf has p ro v id ed the fin est ex a m p le o f the n eed for such exam in a tio n s.

Frum a lso p ro v id es C an adian u n i­ versities w ith a d v ice co n cern in g h o w to pull ou t o f the dreadful situations co n cern in g underfu nd in g and the qual­ ity o f ed u ca tio n . S o m e o f th ese reco m ­ m en d a tio n s are reasonable. T uition, certain ly in the c a se o f Q u éb ec, m ust be raised to the national lev el; it is ridicu­ lo u s that students sh ou ld pay notab ly little w h en the fin an cial situation o f our u n iv ersities is so grim and precarious.

H o w ev er, Frum a lso reco m m en d s that u n iversities prescribe, to all first-year undergraduates, a m andatory curricu­ lum o f “history, literature, sc ien ce , p h ilo so p h y , and a fo reig n la n g u a g e.”

S h e co n c lu d e s, “ If stu dents then want to d ev o te the n ex t three years to ac­ cou n ta n cy , at lea st w e k n o w w e ’ll have partially c iv iliz e d a ccou n tan ts.” W hat Frum d o e s not realize is that it is the h igh sc h o o ls that sh ou ld b e provid in g

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su ch a so lid basis; if th o se institution s are n ot p erform ing that task, then it is th o se institution s that sh o u ld be re­ form ed. Frum a lso m ak es the m istake o f n o tin g that there is an “ irreconcilab le con trad iction ” b etw een a ccessib ility and a ca d em ic e x ce lle n c e ; sh e fa ils to rea lize that the issu e is not sim p ly ac­ c essib ility , but accessibility to the in­

tellectually qualified.

Frum ’s o n ly truly in san e com m en t in her sectio n o n recom m en d ation s is as fo llo w s: “W hat our un iversities n eed is not m o n ey . T h ey m ay ev en n eed le s s , sin c e w e ’re probably operat­ in g m ore u n iv ersities than w e need."

U n iv ersities n eed le s s m o n ey , d o they?

F ru m ’s statem ent, particularly in light o f last w e e k ’s A rts F acu lty tea ch -in , is n ot d eserv in g o f an actual resp on se.

In addition to her reco m m en d a ­ tio n s for u n iv ersities, Frum a lso in ­ clu d es recom m en d ation s for aspiring u n iversity stu dents. T h ese particular p ie c e s o f a d v ice fa ll under the h ead in gs “D ru g s and A lc o h o l,” “S e x and L o v e ” and “ Sp orts.” Perhaps there is so m e p racticality to her a d v ice in th ese s e c ­ tio n s. H o w ev er, under the head in g “If y o u ’re a w om an determ ined to h o ld on to you r in n o ce n c e,” Frum w rites that su ch a w o m a n sh o u ld “b e sure to liv e in an a ll-w o m a n ’s r esid en ce.”

B ut w hat is truly a w fu l about F ru m ’s b o o k is her parochial interpre­ tation o f the u n iv ersities th em selv es.

S h e alm o st n ever d isc u sse s the a ca ­ d em ic a sp ects o f u n iv ersities, d w ellin g instead on su ch a sp ects as sc h o o l spirit, ca m p u s p o litica l v ie w s , student parties and u n iv ersity architecture.

Frum w rites: “Y o u ’ll probab ly n o tic e that I d o n ’t spend to o m uch d w ellin g o n the a ca d em ic q u ality o f the un iversities.

It’s n ot that I d o n ’t care about that stuff, but le t ’s lea v e that su bject to you r par­ ents and g u id a n ce co u n sello r.” H o w ­ ev er, the to n e o f th e entire b o o k in d i­ ca tes that w h at sh e d isc u sse s are the o n ly factors that th o se c h o o sin g a uni­ v ersity sh ou ld con sid er. L inda Frum a d v ises readers to c h o o se their un iver­ sity o n the b a sis o f a w arped and lim ited percep tion o f w h at a u n iversity actu­ a lly is.

Linda Frum’ s Guide to Canadian Universities is an in co m p lete, infantile and in su fficien tly -resea rch ed attem pt at a b o o k . It is a sad reflectio n o n the state o f p u b lish in g that a n y o n e w o u ld co n sid er printing 2 3 6 p a g es o f such tripe.

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A Cross and a Large Satellite Dish b y M ic h a e l M u r r a y A n d w h a t’s m ore, y o u realize that it ’s ju st a m atter o f tim e before y o u run ou t o f cig arettes. A n d then w h ere w ill y o u be? Y ea h , fa llin g through in fin ity ca n b e a real drag. N o w h ere to g o to the w ash room , n o w a y to g e t com fortab le and in ev ita b ly y o u ’re g o in g to starve to death. B ad lu ck . Y o u take the la st haul o f you r cigarette, to ss it a sid e, w atch it spiral b esid e y o u fo r a w h ile, think the w h o le b lo o d y m ess o v er... T h e sm ok e seem s draw n to y o u r e y e s . Y o u im a g ­ in e an eternity o f th is as y o u d o your flip -flo p s through the u n iverse. Y ou start to fe e l n a u seou s. Y o u im agin e v o m ittin g in zero gravity. “S crew this sh it,” y o u say to y o u rself. Y o u wrap you r hands around y o u r throat, apply pressure... E v eryth in g g o e s black.

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T h e m u s ic ’s loud; cigarettes and

beer ju st floatin g about su sp en d ed in m id-air. Y o u grab a fe w . Y o u ’re a greed y bastard.

T h en y o u hear a b o o m in g G reek v o ic e . “W e lc o m e! W elco m e! H o w are y o u m y friend ?!” A b ig , p o w erfu lly b u ilt m an is stan ding there. H e ’s g o t a b u sh y black m ou stach e. H e ’s w earin g a G o ld ’s G ym sw eatshirt and has a thunderbolt in o n e hand. It lo o k s lik e he m igh t h ave had o n e to o m any.

“M y nam e is G od . W e lc o m e m y friend. I w ish that y o u h ave a g o o d tim e.” H e d u ck s as a b eer floats by h is head. “B y the w a y , I d o n ’t care w h at hap pens in the bath room .” H e w in k s and p u sh es y o u in to the fray.

C h é G uevara stu m b les ou t o f the bathroom . T h ere’s w h ite s tu ff in h is m ou stach e. R en é L év esq u e is p la y in g pok er w ith Cary Grant and Ernest H em in g w a y . Y o u ask h im for a c ig a ­ rette.

“M audit A n g la is, ca n ’t y o u se e I ’m bu sy? Just grab o n e, th e y ’re floatin g around ev ery w h ere.” H e sh ak es h is head.

Y o u grab so m e o f h is m atch es.

T h ere’s a m a ssiv e satellite d ish on them w ith a c ro ss b e sid e it. Y o u start to d an ce w ith E d ie S e d g e w ic k . S h e k eep s p in ch in g you r bu m . A n d y W arhol is film in g the w h o le thing. “S crew o ff!”

y o u sh ou t at him . H e d o e s. Y o u ’re h a v in g a pretty g o o d tim e. R ita H ayw orth cu ts in. E d ie p ou ts and stam ps her feet, y o u shrug h e lp lessly .

M arilyn M onroe b lo w s y o u a k iss. It’s to o m u ch to handle. O ver to th e pin ball ga m e... Y o u p la y a g a m e w ith Karl M arx. H e acts lik e a real su ck w h en y o u w in . E n ou gh o f that, y o u d ecid e. Y o u head o v e r to the p o o l table. H elen o f T roy is you r partner. Y o u p lay against G race K elly and A lfred H itch cock .

Y o u n o tice H itch co ck k eep s tryin g to lo o k d o w n their top s w h en th ey sh oot.

C h arlie C haplin is w asted , b o u n c­ in g o f f th e w a lls, d roolin g on p e o p le, sla sh in g at beers w ith h is can e. H e tries to butt in front o f M artin Luther K in g Sr. on the p o o l table. T h ey g e t in a p u sh in g m atch . K erouac ju m p s in, then John K en n ed y. It’s m ad n ess. G od runs ov er from the g ian t-screen T V . H e turns the ligh t o f f the p o o l table, to sses ev ery o n e asid e. “E n ou gh , m y frien d s!”

E veryon e lo o k s really scared. T here ’ s a h u ge picture o f G o d o n the w a ll behind him . H e ’s stan ding in a w restlin g ring and has h is shirt o ff. It’s a w fu lly in tim i­ dating. T h en h e lau gh s, w a v es o n e o f h is thunderbolts m e n a c in g ly , laugh s again and then w in k s and turns the ligh t b ack on the p o o l table.

Y o u sp en d th e rest o f the nigh t flirting w ith E d ie and M arilyn. T h ey each h ave a hand on you r k n ee...

T hen a thunderbolt e x p lo d e s, the

ligh ts flash o n and o ff. G erm an m arch­ in g m u sic c o m e s on. G o d ’s standing there.

‘T i m e to g o p lea se! ”, h e sa y s, “W e are o p en at 1 1 :00, m y friend s. T im e to g o p le a se !”

Y o u sta g g er o u t, arm in arm w ith E d ie, M arilyn, Cary G rant, Jim m y H o ffa and C leopatra. B a ck to C ary’s p la c e for a nigh tcap. G o d pats y o u on th e sh ou ld er and w in k s. “T hank y ou m y frien d s, and rem em b er to p iss b e ­ fore y o u g o to bed. T h e beer w e have here is v ery hard !” H e bursts ou t lau gh ­ in g. T h en h e w a v e s a thunderbolt at y o u , bursts out lau g h in g a gain and then slip s o n o n e o f the beers C haplin k n o ck ed o v er. Y o u w o n d er i f Jesus e v er g e ts em barrassed...

T h e alarm c lo c k g o e s o ff. Y o u pu ll th e c o v ers o v er y o u r head. It d o e sn ’t stop . Y o u g e t up, sta g g er around your room , both you r han ds o n y o u r throb­ b in g head. Y o u try to rem em ber... Y o u bum p in to a w a ll, fa ll b ack o n you r bed.

Y o u grab a h a lf-sm o k ed cig arette from th e ashtray, fu m b le in y o u r crum pled p o ck ets for so m e m a tch es. Y o u pu ll so m e out, th ey h a v e a w ierd cro ss and a h u ge sa tellite d ish o n them . “N o w w h ere the h e ll... “ , y o u m um b le.

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by Tannis Arnett and Andrea Dinnick A fter a su cc e ssfu l past year, M cG ill P la y ers’ T heatre h as d ecid ed to g iv e ex p o su re to am ateur p la y ­ w rights from any M ontreal un iver­ sity. T h e first annual M cG ill Dram a F estival w ill run M arch 1 - 5 ,1 9 8 7 .

T h is project, w h ic h w a s initiated b y th e w h o le e x ec u tiv e, h as b een undertaken prim arily b y V ic e P resi­ dent P rod uction , K ris K ieren. “W e w an ted to g iv e a ch a n ce to stu d en ts to be ab le to u se d ie theatre sin ce it is, after a ll, a stu dent theatre.” Tire D ram a F estiv a l is b ein g fun ded by P la y ers’, but there h as b een a lo t o f support and en co u ra g em en t from the M ontreal theatre co m m u n ity . “B oth dre Q u eb ec D ram a F estiv a l and the Centaur Theatre h a v e b een v ery h elp ­ ful and h a v e sh o w n interest in attend­ in g ,” ex p la in s K ent H arries, tech n ica l director o f all P la y ers’ p rodu ctions and M D F organiser.

D u ring the four d ay fe stiv a l, s e v ­ eral prod u ction s w ill b e featured ea ch night. T h e scripts w ill b e selected by a p an el o f readers in v ited from the M ontreal theatre co m m u n ity and the F aculty o f E n g lish at M cG ill. Each produ ction w ill r ec eiv e a n om inal am ount o f m o n e y fo r props and c o s ­ tum es. O n th e fin a l ev en in g there w ill be a w in e and c h e e s e recep tio n and p rizes w ill b e aw arded b y th e ju d g es for b est script, b est produ ction, best actor/actress and b est d irection .

“T h ere are s o m an y p eo p le w h o c o m e b y d ie o ffic e and are o b v io u sly k een about w ritin g and se e in g their p lays produced. From a b u sin ess poin t o f v ie w , it’s ju st im p o ssib le to d ev o te a tw o -w ee k run to a student w ritten play. T h is is our ch a n ce to g iv e all th o se asp iring writers an opportunity to se e their scrip ts pro du ced o n sta g e”, add ed Kris.

T h e ju d g e s are not lo o k in g fo r a particular sty le or content; th e o n b stipu lation is that th e p la y s b e one-act and su bm itted h y D e c . 15. S in ce tht project w ill b e fu e lle d b y students origin al w ork, this festiv a l w ill b e re c e iv in g a lo t o f m ed ia attention.

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The Video-Age Family

by L orna T hom as A t the International F estiv a l o f N e w C in em a and V id e o , ren ow n ed G erm an film m ak er W im W enders handed o v er the $ 5 ,0 0 0 first-prize ch eq u e for h is film Wings o f Desire to A to m E g o y a n , fo r h is film Family Viewing. T h e y o u n g A r m e n ia n film m ak er from T oron to receiv ed the c it y ’s aw ard for E x c ellen ce in C an a­ dian P rod uction at the F estiv a l o f F e s­ tivals this past Septem ber. Family Viewing is E g o y a n ’s seco n d feature film ; h is first w a s Teorama , an in depth a n a ly sis o f the fa m ily structure.

In Family Viewing, E g o y a n ex a m in es this su b ject o n c e again.

T h e film is the disturbing portrait o f the d isin tegration o f a nu clear fa m ily . It sp e c ific a lly d ea ls w ith the lack o f em o tio n that overta k es a fa m ily as a result o f th e v id e o in v a sio n . T o d em o n ­ strate the in flu e n c e o f v id e o in m o d em so c iety , E g o y a n sh o t a great deal o f the film u sin g v id e o eq u ip m en t. T h e end result is a film that ju x ta p o ses the c o n ­ trasting textu res o f v id e o and cellu lo id .

E very sh o t is relative to a v id e o m o n i­ tor or a T V screen , and thus the sp ectator’s p ersp ectiv e is m anipu lated b y a ch a n n el-ch a n g in g e ffe c t w h ich takes h im /her in and ou t o f the even ts and m em o ries o f the characters on ­ screen. T h e characters are “e x a g g er ­ ated a rch etyp es” , u sed prim arily as v e h ic le s fo r d ie story. “T h ey d o n ’t say ‘real’ th in g s,” sa y s E g o y a n ,”1 created them lik e th is as a w a y o f triv ializin g their e m o tio n s and to sh o w h o w p eo p le d e v e lo p la zy patterns w h en th ey try to sim p lify their liv e s ”.

T h e father, Stan (D a v id H em b len ), is a sex u a l pervert arch etyp e w h o gets turned on b y co n tro llin g h is life and h is

past v ia v id e o tech n o lo g y . H e records ov er o ld h o m e -m o v ies o f h is so n and w ife b ecau se h e is “aroused by the act o f trivializin g his past”. T h e m aterial w ith w h ich he rep laces the h om em o v ie s co n sists o f h om e-m ad e p om v id e o s o f h e and h is liv e -in ‘g irlfrien d ’, Sandra. (T h ey are unable to perform w ith ou t the assistan ce o f instructions from a pornographic p h on e-caller.)

Sandra (G ab rielle R o se) is an attractive w om an in her thirties w h o sp en d s her d ays sh op p in g and her n igh ts tryin g to sed u ce V an (A id an T iern ey), S ta n ’s broodin g teen age son.

V a n ’s b oring e x isten ce rev o lv es around h is v isits to the b ed sid e o f his co m a to se grandm other in a d in g y nurs­ in g hom e. A rm en (S elm a K ek likian ) is th e o n ly p erson for w h om V an sh o w s any form o f com p a ssio n . H e p lo ts and carries out her rescu e from the p rison ­ lik e h o m e, after e x ecu tin g a sw itch o f id en tities b e tw e en h is grandm other and the dead w o m a n in the n ex t bed. A t the nursing h om e, V an en cou n ters a b e a u t if u l y o u n g w o m a n , A l i n e (A rsin ée K hanjian), w h o forsak es her jo b o f m ak in g pornographic p h on e c a lls (to V a n ’s father) in order to help h im rescu e h is grandm other. V a n ’s sc h e m e is part o f h is attem pt to r ev iv e w h at is left o f h is se n se o f fa m ily , w h ich has b een disin tegratin g e v er sin c e h is m other left h e and h is father.

E xcerp ts from the h o m e -m o v ies reveal that V a n ’s m other had b een the v ictim o f S ta n ’s m aso ch istic ten d en cies. S o it c o m e s as n o surprise w h en Stan is left a lo n e at the film ’s end. T h e happy en d in g is in sharp contrast to the rather c y n ica l d ep iction o f the d eca y in g fam ­ ily structure o ffered b y the rest o f the film . M ayb e the ligh t en d in g reflects

E g o y a n ’s b e lie f and faith in hum ans and their need for fa m ily bon ds.

Family Viewing is currently p la y ­ in g at C in em a Bogart.

Drama Fest

crea tiv e gro u p w ithou t h a v in g to put you r life o n h o ld fo r a m onth. In­ form al a u d ition s w ill be h eld January 14th - 16th.

T h o s e interested sh ould sig n up o u tsid e th e P la y ­ e r s ’ o f f ic e n ex t sem ester T h e e x e c u t iv e is

b y D a p h n e S im o n T h ey say that h on esty is the b est p o licy . I f this b e the c a se , I dare n ot pretend to have un derstood the p lo t in S éb a stien T ap risot’s m urder m ystery,

Une dame dans i auto avec des lunettes et un fusil. I m ean, I ’m sure th is w h o ­ dunnit story is an interesting o n e , s e e ­ in g as T aprisot is m ost fam ou s for h is award w in n in g n o v e l, L'été meurtrier, w h ic h w a s m ade in to a film in 1984 (starring Isab elle A d jan i).

T heatre troupe O m n ib u s is cur­ rently p resenting the last run o f Une dame dans l’ auto... b efo re they take it on a E uropean tour. S o m e o f y o u m ay b e w on d erin g i f the p rob lem o f in c o m ­ preh en sib ility has to d o w ith th e fact that the p lay is in French, but I assure y o u that th is is n ot the ca se. A s a m atter o f fact, it is a p leasu re to se e the a b sen ce o f any ‘jo u a i’, and in stead , a d istin ctly F rench flavou r w h ich is a lso appropri­ ate g iv e n th e fact that th e n o v e l o rig i­ nated in F rance. T h e d ia lo g u e is char­ acterized b y intonation and w e ll-im i­ tated P arisien and M a rseilla ise accen ts.

T h e sk eleton o f the story rev o lv es around a d itzy secretary, D an y L o n g o , w h o after dropping her b o ss and his w ife o f f at the airport, takes their Thunderbird and g o e s on an excu rsio n b y the sea, w h ere a series o f m ysteriou s e v en ts occu r. S h e h as a flin g w ith a gu y in a G -strin g ( o f w h o m w e are su sp i­

c io u s from the start); fin d s a d ead bod y in the trunk o f her car; and m eets p eo p le sh e d o e sn ’t k n o w w h o cla im to have seen her b efore. A ll o f th ese ev en ts lead us to b e lie v e that sh e is b ein g fram ed for m urder. A s the p lo t th ick en s, m ore characters are introduced and the ev en ts o v erlap so that b y the en d y o u are ask in g y o u rself: “W h o k illed w h om ? W h y? A n d h o w ? ”. ( W hat, in fact, is g o in g on ?)

A t th e b eg in n in g o f the p la y , an e n v e lo p e w a s handed to e v ery m em b er o f the au d ien ce. O n the ou tsid e, it read; “P le a se d o n ot o p en until the en d o f the p la y .” W e ll, this w a s a lo t to a sk - the tem p tation w a s k illin g m e! I to y ed w ith the id ea at len g th during in term ission and fin a lly d ecid ed to curb m y urge to rip it o p en for 4 5 m ore m in u tes. T h e p lay w a s over. A n d I still d id n ’t k n ow w h o k illed w h o m . T h e m o m en t o f truth had arrived. I d esp erately o p en ed the e n v e lo p e and fou n d sev era l typ ed w rit­ ten p a g es d isc lo sin g an a n on ym ou s c o n fe ssio n and a co n fu sin g ex p la n a ­ tion w h ich o n ly frustrated m e further. I w a s p erp lexed ind eed.

B u t alas, p lo t is n ’t ev ery th in g (a l­ thou gh w h en it c o m e s to m urder m y s­ teries so m e m a y d isa g ree), and O m n i­ b u s pu ts m ore fo c u s o n m ak in g an artistic v isu a l presentation than w orry­ in g about d eta ils co n cern in g p lo t. A fter h avin g accep ted th e ch a lle n g e o f trans­

and slaps you in the face

F ilm is the p erfect m ed iu m for the stories o f S te v e B ik o and apartheid.

D e n z el W ash in gton d o es an inspiring jo b as the g en tle, articulate and lo g ica l B ik o. H e is a pleasant p acifist, strivin g to a c h iev e eq u ality in a segregated land, freed om in a war zon e. W ash in g­ ton d elivers h is lin es w ith sincerity and m ak es S te v e a m an for the au d ien ce to lo v e.

K ev in K lin e ’s portrayal o f D on ald W o o d s, the n ew sp ap er editor w h o befrien d ed the banned B ik o (and e v e n ­ tu ally w a s banned h im se lf), sh o w s a d istin ct p rogression o f contrasting sty les. T h ou gh p ro fessin g to be a lib ­ eral at the ou tset, W o o d s d isagrees w ith the n otion o f b lack su prem acy. B ut

scrip ts in b y D e c .lS th !

Mime, Mystery and Mayhem

Cry Freedom awes, inspires, b y M ik e C r a w l e y A fter im p ressin g the au d ien ce w ith an intricately sh ot and creative o p en in g se q u en ce , Cry Freedom su d d en ly reach es ou t from the screen, grabs y o u b y the shirt, v io le n tly sh akes y o u and slap s y o u in th e face. T hu s R ichard A tten b orou gh ’s latest trium ph illu s­ trates the utter brutality o f the Sou th A frican security p o lice and their terror­ ist attack on the C rossroads settlem en t o v er ten years ago. T h e entire film harshly jars the c o n sc ien ce , but it is this op en in g scen e and the c lo sin g s e ­ q u en ce w h ich k n ock o f f you r so ck s and tear at you r heart.

lo o k in g forw ard to presen tin g orig in a l student w o ik s that w ill b e inter­ estin g fo r both partici­ p a n ts a n d a u d ie n c e m em b ers. K eep y o u r e y e s p e e le d for u p co m ­ in g a n n ou n cem en ts, and d o n ’t fo rg et to h a v e you r

after se e in g h o w b lack s e x is t in the

bantusans and w itn e ssin g govern m en t h y p o crisy firsthand, h e rea lizes the e v il nature o f w h ite d om in ation . K lin e ’s interpretation o f the character, though n ot dram atic, is e x q u isite ly sen sitiv e.

F a ith fu lly transferring a n o v e l from the p age to the screen m u st b e a d ifficu lt task b eca u se it n ever se e m s to w ork p erfectly. A tten b orou gh and his screenw riter, John B riley , c o m e c lo se.

T h e trouble lie s in the problem o f co m b in in g in ten siv e d ia lo g u e w ith e ffe c tiv e v isu a l im a g es. T h e m o v ie sw itc h e s abruptly b e tw e en the tw o rather than in tertw in in g them . Cry Freedom con cen trates on the w ords.

A tten b orou gh ’s cin em atic touch is ev id en t in the crow d sc e n e s, the m a s­ sacres and the w arm d ep ictio n o f South A fr ica ’s p h y sica l beauty.

Cry Freedom is w ord y, but it is the script that m ak es the film s o in v o lv in g .

T h e lin es rarely fa ll into the trap o f sou nd in g lik e they w ere d irectly ab­ scon d ed form W o o d s’ n o v e ls (Biko and Asking For Trouble). T h e d ia logu e flo w s naturally b etw een characters, en g rossin g the au d ien ce w ith the sh eer in tellig en ce o f the w ords.

Y e s, th is is fin a lly a film w h ich d eserves all the h yp e it has received .

T h e story u n fold s at a delib erate p ace, o n ly la g g in g during the d etailed d ep ic­

tion o f the W o o d s fa m ily ’s N e w Y ears e sc a p e from the country. Character d ev elo p m en t is n ot e x ten siv e but the a u d ien ce d iscern s the p erso n a lities v ia the plot. A tten b orou gh has e v en d e v e l­ o p ed a su c c e ssfu l soundtrack, w ith auditory im a g es su ch as the crunch o f fe et on ground and w ith the e x ten siv e u se o f stirring A frican m u sic.

Cry Freedom is a m a sterp iece. N o q u estion about it. T h e true b rillian ce o f this film can o n ly b e appreciated after v ie w in g the c lo s in g seq u en ce: T he W o o d s clan is sa fe and happy o n their w a y out. T o contrast: Pan o v er a black tow n sh ip and flash b ack to early 1977 in S o w e to , w h ere tiny sch o o lch ild ren are in n ocen tly dem onstrating for lan ­ g u a g e rights in sch o o l. C lose-u p : a y o u n g w h ite so ld ier glaring d o w n his gu n sigh ts.

T h e en su in g m assacre scen e m ak es the au d ien ce c o lle c tiv e ly shudder. It h as to be se e n to b e com p reh en d ed . It is alm ost b ey o n d com p reh en sio n . N o graphic, gratuitous gore lik e that Platoon thing, ju st p rofou n d ly disturb­ in g y e t sim p le im a g es.

Sir R ichard A tten b orou gh d o e s not serm on ize; he ex p la in s. H e d o e s not lecture; he teach es. G o se e this film , a sparkling 9 1/2 ou t o f 10, that sh ould have a p rofoun d a ffect ev ery hum an b ein g.

form in g this n o v e l o n to the stage, O m nibu s has created an origin al and sim p listic p ie c e o f perform ance art w h ich c lo s e ly resem b les dan ce.

T h e stage is a bare ram p m easuring fiftee n fe et w id e and se v e n feet high.

C o m p lim en tin g the narrative v o ic e ­ o v er are slid e s and im a g es projected o n to a large screen. W ith this set-up and so m e m in or co stu m e ch a n g es the p layers u se their lith e and m uscular b o d ies as props. It is ev id en t that all four had had e x te n siv e training in m im e and dan ce. A t o n e p oin t, an abor­ tion is d ep icted w ith director/actor Jean A s se lin feig n in g p regnancy in a large w h ite ho sp ita l dress. From beneath his d ress slo w ly uncurls Jacques L e B la n c, nak ed , and slith erin g o n to the floor.

M im e o f this kin d, present throughout the p la y , is perhaps w hat distracts the au d ien ce from p a y in g fu ll attention to the in tricacies o f the plot. T h e c o m b i­ n ation o f lo u d m u sic, abrupt m o v e ­ m ent, fla sh in g im a g es and variou s ac­ tio n s taking p la ce a ll at o n c e (as w e ll as the e x p o sin g o f a lo t o f flesh ) has a very distracting e ffe c t.

U n fortu n ately, the purity o f their a ctio n s is w a sted on an o v erly co m p lex p lo t. (I still d o n ’t k n o w w h od u n n it.) La

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In Praise of the Dogmasters

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by Ken Muss Just about ev ery tim e R ed m en F ootball H ead C o a ch C h arlie B aiU ie w a s asked to c o m m en t o n h is team ’s C ind erella sea so n , a m o n g h is c o m ­ m ents w ere, “g iv e a lo t o f cred it to the c o a ch in g sta ff.’’ O kay C h arlie w ill do.

T o say the M cG ill R ed m en w ere prepared to p la y U B C or an y o f their 1987 op p o n en ts w o u ld b e an im m ed i­ ate co m m en t o n th e great jo b the c o a ch in g staff.

L ed by O ffe n siv e C o-O rdinator Pat Sheah an and D e fe n siv e C o-O rd i­ nator Larry R in g the c o a ch in g s ta ff readied the team for e a ch and ev ery g am e. O ne o f the m o st o ft ask ed q u es­ tions o f the co a ch in g s ta ff at the w eek ly Q uarterback C lu b gatherin gs w a s ,”s o w h a t’re y o u d o in g th is w eek ? ” A m uch m ore c o m p le x q u es­ tio n than it se em s.

T h e c o a ch es poured o v e r g am e

that can m ake or break a winner.

T h e d e fe n siv e sch em e that m ade th e m ost dram atic d ifferen ce w a s the p a ss d e fe n c e the R ed and W h ite e m ­ p lo y e d again st U B C . T h e m o st o u t­ stan ding player in the country, Jordan G agn er, had an a b solu tely h ap less g a m e against the 6 or 7 d e fe n siv e back a lig n m e n t Larry ch u ck led that they u sed 14 variation s o f that set. T h at’s alm ost w orthy o f an ille g a l procedure call.

A n oth er o f the th in gs C oach B a illie lik ed to sa y to the p ress w a s ,”p lease d o n ’t p u blish our g am e p lan ,” s o that th e other team w o u ld n ’t g e t an ed ge.

R e a lly th ou gh , they d id n ’t d iv u lg e m u ch e x ce p t that th ey w ere g o in g to try to esta b lish the running gam e. W o w , d o e sn ’t take m uch in tellect to figure that out w ith g u y s lik e S o le s, H ill and S ord o in the lin e-u p. Sheah an u sed this o b v io u s fact to M c G ill’s advantage.

film s ea ch w e ek lo o k in g for trends and ten d en cies in their o w n team , as w e ll as th e other g u y s, in order to find the com b in ation that w o u ld sp ell v i c ­ tory.

T h e R edm an d e fe n c e w a s alm ost ch a m eleo n lik e. O n e w e e k it w ou ld resem b le the fa m ed 4 - 6 o f th e C h i­ c a g o B ears, th e n ex t w e e k it w o u ld be a flex ty p e “ d” in order to sto p the great running o f C o n co rd ia’s R o n A b ou d , and o n another o c c a s io n it w o u ld blitz m ore or b litz less. In th eO -Q IF C fin al, R in g instituted a d ifferen t front to co n fu se the G aiters’ o ffe n c e . That c h a n g e ^ a sjy ^

H e d esig n ed p la ys that w o u ld bury a d e fe n c e that k ey ed on the run; play action p a ssin g and th e o cca sio n a l lo n g b om b to C laud e B o u rg eo is or Luc T h iffeau lt. T h en , w h en the o p p o sin g d e fe n c es started d ou b le co v er in g the w id e-o u ts, slotb ack B runo Pietrobon b e c a m e th e b e n e ficia ry o f Brian F u ller’s p asses. S o w h en th e papers and th e other c o a ch es cou ld talk o f n oth in g but h o w M cG ill w a s su ch a great running team , the R ed m en k n ew th e trap w a s laid.

O f cou rse, there w ere e v e n m ore co m p lica ted in tricacies and strategies that the c o a c h e s p rogram m ed in to the

’8 7 V an ier C u p C h am ps. S o m e o b ­ servers n oted th e w id e spread o f the o ffe n siv e lin e, and fe lt that it w a s tailor m ade for th e running o f M ik e S o le s . Q uarterback B ryan F uller had so m u ch input in to the o ffe n s iv e strat­ e g y that h e w a s ab le to c a ll the m ajor­ ity o f th e p lays h im se lf. Sh eah an m u st h ave b een a great teacher. W h o k n o w ’s, m a y b e that’s the reason that the last m in u te co m eb ack at St. M ary’s w a s p o ssib le . S e n d in g in p la y s in that fren zied m inute cou ld h ave cau sed all kin ds o f m ix ups.

Instead F u ller k n ew w h at h e w an ted to d o , and he d id it!!! (alright C huck, y o u had so m eth in g to d o w ith it to o ) L et’s a lso rem em ber that this co a ch in g sta ff and team h ave grow n up together. F our years a g o , am id a flurry o f resign ation s o v er the aca­ d em ic p o licy that w as said to have k illed M c G ill’s footb all ch a n ces, B a illie had to hire a w h o le n ew staff.

T h ey payed their d u es w ith so m e horrendous sea so n s (1 -6 ’8 5 ,2 -5 ’8 6 ) but n ob od y q u it and the dream cam e true. S o h ere’s to the c o a c h in g s ta ff o f B a illie, Sh eah an, R in g, John K esso n (o ffe n s iv e lin e ) .

G ary K ir c h n e r (d e fe n s iv e lin e ) , C h u ck P o ir ie r (r e c e iv e r s ), M ik e M a u r o v ic h (d e fe n s iv e b a c k f ie ld ) , Perry K oziris(stren gth ), and G eorge W all(quarterbacks). S in c e w e ’re in th e fe stiv e m ood , M erry C h ristm as to th ep h y sio th era p ists, the eq u ip m en t m anager, and th e Sp orts in fo g u y s and gals.

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T w o w eek en d s a g o at the S p ee d o C u p h eld at the U n iv ersity o f M ontreal, the M cG ill sw im team o p en ed so m e e y e s o n the C an adian w ater rat scen e.

T h e M c G i ll a m p h ib ia n s w e r e u n o ffic ia lly cro w n ed the k in g s and q u een s o f Q u éb ec b y b eatin g all others in c o n v in c in g fa sh io n . T h e M cG ill w o m e n beat seco n d p la ce L aval U n i­ versity b y 118 sc a les, w h ile the n ew ly form ed m e n ’s team battled L aval to the en d b efo re fa llin g b y 5 4 sc a les to their Q u eb ec rivals. O verall stan d in gs had M cG ill 5 4 p o in ts ahead o f seco n d p lace L a v a l. S t a r k is t C h a r lie , C o a c h F ran çois Laurin, w a s e x cited o v er the tea m ’s ov era ll perform ance th is early in the sea so n . Laurin stated, “B y beat­ in g L aval w h o se w o m e n ’s team w a s ranked sixth n atio n a lly last year and stayin g c lo s e to the m e n ’s team w h o

w ere ranked third nation ally, w e have said to the rest o f A tlan tis [the nation] that our team is for real.”

M cG ill d o g paddlers m a n aged to am a ss 3 3 m ed als: 12 g o ld fish , 13 silv erfish and 8 g u p p ies at the w eek en d m eet. T h e m e n ’s 4 x 1 0 0 freesty le relay team w o n their ev en t and shattered the sc h o o l record in the ev en t b y m ore than fiv e seco n d s. C hris “Patrick D u ffy ” Lam bert to o k h o m e tw o g o ld m ed ­ a ls, and G reg “th e subm ariner” M o eck beat the the third fa stest sprinter in the country in th e 1 0 0 m etre sprint O n the w o m e n ’s sid e “M erm aid” M an on V en n e w a s a o n e w o m e n ju g ­ gernaut w in n in g four g o ld fish in the four ev en ts sh e entered in. T h e C razy F ish take a break until January 16th w h en th ey travel to S h erbrooke for so m e m ore w ater fun.

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Redmen Alley the Patriotes Oop, 92 - 84 b y J a m ie A ld e n C a ll it team w ork . C all it a little bit o f ex p erien ce. W h atever it w as the M cG ill R ed m en h o o p squad p layed lik e a d ifferen t team than the o n e w h ich w a s sw a m p ed tw o w e ek s a go at the R ed m en Invitational. B o lstered b y a sco rin g attack that sa w 10 R ed and W hite hit the sco resh eet, the R ed m en started o f f the 1 9 8 7 regular sea so n ca m p a ig n w ith a w e ll d eserved 9 2 -8 4 victo ry o v er the trou b leso m e T rois R iv ières P atriotes. It’s an early C h rist­ m as present for C o a ch K en Schildroth w h o has se e n h is team fig h tin g through so m e early sea so n g ro w in g pains.

“T h ere’s g o in g to b e so m e peak s and v a lle y s w ith a yo u n g team ,” said S c h il­ droth, “but w e ’re a g o o d basketball team .”

Friday n ig h t’s R ed m en certain ly lo o k ed lik e they w ere g o in g to d o m i­ nate, a s th ey ju m p ed ou t to a q u ick 10 p oin t lead early in the g a m e. A s has o ften b een th e c a se th is year, the early scorin g pu n ch w a s p rovid ed by th e the tea m ’s lea d in g scorer D a v id Steiner.

A fter a disa p p o in tin g p erform ance d o w n in the U .S . last w eek , Steiner

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appeared to shake any dou bts that his co n fid e n c e is w an in g, w ith a 3 2 poin t d isp lay. M ore en cou ragin g w a s the tea m ’s d e fe n siv e pressure early in the con test. B ruce M cE lroy esta b lish ed the tem p o w ith blan ket d e fe n c e on T rois R iv iè r e s’ prem ier p oin t guard P h illip e Joseph . Josep h has invariably g iv e n the R ed m en all kin ds o f trouble. H is per­ form an ce again st M cG ill last year in a gam e te le v ised on T h e Sports N etw ork is o n e R ed m en fans w o u ld lik e to for­ get. B ut M cE lroy, “after w atch in g the w ay D a v id K in g played h im (Joseph ) a fe w w e ek s a g o ,” had J o se p h ’s num ber.

H e stop p ed penetration d ow n the m id d le and forced Josep h in to d ifficu lt sh ots. “H e d id n ’t e v en w an t the ball at the en d o f the g a m e,” said Schildroth, referring to the results o f M cE lro y ’s con stan t pressure.

T he R ed m en stretched their first h a lf lead by as m any as 14 p o in ts, but c o u ld n ’t seem to put the Patriotes aw ay. S o m e e ffe c tiv e three poin t sh ootin g from T rois R iv iè r e s’ A lain Landry kep t the Patriotes to w ith in 9 at the half, 4 0 -3 1 .

T rois R iv ières o p en ed up the se c ­

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M a r tle t B a s k e tb a ll: T o u r n a m e n t a t Y o r k U n iv e r s ity Friday N o v em b er 26th Saturday N o v em b er 27th S u n d ay’s Fin al

M cG ill 6 4 W aterloo 4 6 H elén e C ow an 21 p oin ts M cG ill 6 5 Y ork 55 T oron to 8 9 M cG ill 8 0 L eah H aym an 19 p oin ts

R e d m e n H o c k e y : R P I T o u r n a m e n t in T r o y , N Y Friday N o v em b er 26 th Saturday N o v e m b e r 2 7 th

M cG ill 3 U S N IT o f San D ie g o 2 T im Ian non e 2 g o a ls R P I 8 M cG ill 3

S y n c h r o S w im m in g : F ig u r e s M e e t a t S ir A r th u r C u r r ie P o o l Saturday N o v em b er 26th S en io r F igures: K aren W eim er 5th P lace, Lorraine V e ille u x 12 P lace Interm ediate F igures: A n n y P elletier 8th P lace

on d h a lf w ith in ten se fu ll court p res­ sure, lo o k in g for so m e q u ick turnovers.

B u t M c G ill’s backcourt, led b y the reem ergen ce o f M ich eal S ou ssan , n u l­ lifie d the e ffe c tiv e n e ss o f the fu ll court pressure. W h en ask ed about th e ch an ge in h is sty le o f p lay, S ou ssan su g g ested , “I think I ’m b eg in n in g to fin d m y role on the team . W e ’re lo o k in g to g e t the ball in sid e and d o w h a t’s m o st e ffe c ­ tiv e .” W ith S o u ssa n p layin g better b a s­ ketball, the R ed m en w ill h ave a form i­ dab le p oin t guard tandem in Sou ssan and Ily a G utlin.

D esp ite so m e lo n g range b om b s lau n ch ed by the T rois R iv ières guards N ic k T have no c o n s c ie n c e ’ R o y and A lain Landry, the R ed m en h eld on for the victory and ou tsh on e th em w ith great p la y s o f their o w n . A se c o n d h a lf a lle y o o p from M ich eal S o u ssa n to D a v id Steiner rock ed the h o u se, and so m e d ip sy d o o d lin g and d ish in g b y the M a g ic M on tev id eo n A riel Fran co sent ch eers back to U rugu ay. C oach S c h il­ droth said o f F ran co’s n o lo o k pass to Paul B rou sseau , “H e d id n ’t e v en k n ow B rou sseau w a s there.” Franco c o u n ­ tered -b y sa y in g , “I k n ew B rou sseau

w a s there the w h o le tim e.”

T h e R ed m en head into the C hrist­ m as break o n a h ig h note, w ith the op en in g g a m e w in , and are lo o k in g forw ard to fa cin g both B ish o p ’s and

Varsity Notes The Martlet Cagers’ Tourna­ ment win streak ended at four this weekend in Toronto when the Toronto Varsity Blues downed the McGill 89-80 in the championship match. Earlier tournament victo­ ries over Waterloo, and host York raised their overall record to 17-2.

Helene Cowan and Tina Fasone were named to the tourney all-star squad and Leah Hayman had a strong showing with 19 points in the final. Cowan who has been awe­ some of late was injured in the Toronto game contributing to the setback.

T h e e n g in e e r o f M c G ill's a t t a c k , M ik e S o u s s a n (# 1 2 ) g e ts by A la in T r u c h o n (1 4 ) o f th e P a t r io t e s . photo by Lionel Chow

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b y R u a r i N ic h o ls o n H e lo o k e d up from th o se sharp toed W estern b o o ts, e y e s tired, to the h ou se acro ss the street. G o d , h o w h is b o n es did ach e. It w a s raining in V an cou ver as usual.

“Q u ite a trip,” h e m uttered qu ietly.

H e ’d b e glad to se e m other and his sis ­ ter, P en elo p e. Father w a s a different story. T h e C h ristm as ligh ts stood out brightly a gain st a lead en sk y, m aking h im squint.

“H ad M cG ill really w o n ? ”, he thought. H e sh o o k his head. F reein g the last beer from h is six p ack , h e took a lo n g drink and, sw a llo w in g hard, w ip ed h is m outh w ith the back o f h is ja ck et sle ev e .

V isio n s o f h is father entered h is m ind. That m an, a leg a c y w h ich he

strived to liv e up to; a B .C . L ion . H e sm iled as he rem em bered the pride w ritten on the o ld m a n ’s fa ce w h en his so n m ade the T-birds. “ D am n R ed m an .” H e p u lled the co llar up on h is leather ja ck et and tu g g ed h is w a llet from h is jea n p ock et.

C arefu lly h e p ick ed out th e w e llthum bed photo: a sm ilin g m an stand­ in g ov er h is y o u n g un iform ed son .

“Y eah , h e w o n ’t m ind, after all, it’s C h ristm as.” H e c lo s e d the w a llet and threw the em p ty beer can in to a puddle.

C rossin g the soak ed street he sw u n g his d en im le g s o v er the fen ce he and his father had bu ilt w h en he w a s thirteen.

M other greeted h im tearfully at the d oor. N e r v o u sly h e b lu sh ed and scratched the ch e st o f h is w h ite t-shirt.

up e x tr e m e ly w e ll a g a in st b o th B ish o p ’s and C o n cord ia,” stated S c h il­ droth. S o have a g o o d C hristm as e v e ­ rybody and a sp ecia l thanks to the M ik e M illm an fan clu b for the b ein g this

“ H e ’s in the liv in g room ,” sh e said h astily. Father w as fa cin g the g lo w in g firep lace, h old in g a paper and taking lo n g draw s from h is pip e.

R ou n d in g the e d g e o f th e high backed arm chair h e sou gh t to lo o k into h is father’s e y e s , lo n g in g for so m e sort o f red em p tion . T h is m an, his id ol, w o u ld at least o ffer him that. It w as C hristm as.

“Father, I ’v e returned,” h e ch ok ed p a in fu lly , “ I ’m sorry a b o u t the g a m e...th o se R e d m en ...th ey ...”

T he o ld m an, a so ftn ess cro ssin g his w rinkled brow , tapped h is p ip e and lo o k ed up th ou gh tfu lly to h is lo v in g son .

“W h o are you ? I w ant M ik e S o le s for a so n !”

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