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Anyhoo, the ad’s been running about a month—a variant using a buzzing alarm instead of a beep has run even longer on The Point FM 101.1—and a number of listeners have begun calling us and leaving their “compliments” on our voicemail system.

Mike “from the police station” was the first, saying he listens to KONI “all day long” and “can’t stand” the ad. That’s fair enough—what one person thinks is funny might induce vomiting in another—but soon after we began getting messages from people a little less generous.

“I don’t respect people who use profanity,” said Pat Reynolds, forgetting it seems that the radio ad as broadcast contains not a single word of profanity. “I think that they don’t have enough words in their vocabulary. I turn the radio off when I hear it.”

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‘Happy Food’ Alicia Silverstone talks vegetables, breast milk added, “well, unless it was for a kinky thing or something.”

Silverstone, 27, was lecturing at the behest of the Honolulubased Vegetarian Society of Hawaii—the national organization of which boasts that it’s the largest vegetarian group in America. On Apr. 2, Silverstone got up in front of a giant white wall decorated only with two yellow signs warning “Do not use staples, tacks, tape or nails on walls & ceiling” and spoke of her conversion to a vegan lifestyle five and a half years ago.

She spoke for over an hour, pausing only to glance at note cards or drink from a recycled Voss sparkling water bottle she’s had “about a billion years.”

Describing her diet as once consisting of little more than “steak and doughnuts,” Silverstone said she campaigned against “easy things” like dissections as a teen, but never equated the dogs and cats she loved as pets with the pigs and cows she was devouring at the dinner table.

“I was Jewish, and I was still eating pigs!” said the actress who was so good playing the rich teen in the 1995 movie Clueless. “But my friend and I decided to go vegan together. I challenge you to go to a slaughterhouse. The cruelty is so unbelievable. You’ll be crying Silverstone, when she still ate meat for days.”

At first she was horrified at giving up burgers and steaks. “I didn’t even She stood before nearly 200 people at know how good food was until I became the Paia Community Center, wearing jeans vegan,” she said. “Do you know how many and a dark red top. She frequently waved beans there are? My tongue got cleaned up, her hands madly as she spoke, or brushed and now I am the grand food snob of the her shoulder-length blond hair from her world. I can’t stop making noises when I’m eyes, or just touched her heart. Someone eating, I get so excited. I call it my ‘Happy asked her about eating dairy products.

Food’ because nobody got hurt to make it.”

“If you wanted to give up just one She also said she learned of the “vanity” reathing, give up dairy,” said Alicia sons for giving up meat and processed foods. She Silverstone, who currently stars in Miss said she began losing weight and gaining energy.

Match on the ABC television network. “I “I started to grow as a woman,” she said. “I truly believe everyone is lactose intolerlearned that I can say no to something. I think ant. Think about the utter insanity of it— it turned me into a woman. [I learned that] no other species on Earth eats another each individual has so much power in this species’ milk. Cows don’t even eat cow world. Question everything. Do research. milk—calves eat cow milk. I mean, we “I think usually doctors are not on the side don’t eat human’s milk. If I said ‘here’s a of vegetarians,” she later joked. “It lowers glass of my breast milk,’ I don’t think that their business.” many people would be interested.” As Then she talked of making “cruelty-free” many in the audience began to laugh, and choices throughout her life. guys began to smile and nod and mutter “I use the same bag when I go to the farmto their buddies, Silverstone quickly

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ers market,” she said. “You feel so excited and so good when you remember to bring your canvas bag to the market. And everything I wear is cruelty-free. There are really sexy high heels [that are vegan.] But you guys probably don’t wear a lot of high heels.”

Then she took questions. The first was from an older gentleman who asked if she grew her own food.

“I have a garden at my home [in Hollywood] that I get so excited about,” she said. “Because of my compost, I just grew two pumpkins that birds brought to me. I think they knew we were a vegan household. I wish I grew more.”

What about veal?

“Milk is what causes veal,” said the woman who really made a name for herself playing Batgirl in 1997’s Batman and Robin. “Baby boy cows become veal. They live alone in tiny cages where they can’t move. Imagine how vulnerable babies are. But most people do not want to participate in veal.”

Do you eat raw food?

“For me a balance is more important,” she said. “I don’t think people should be eating five cups of nuts per day. Eat whatever you want that’s vegetarian, and you’ll be better off.”

What about hunting?

“I almost have respect for them, but I don’t,” she said. “But they have more of a connection to the food than someone who goes to a restaurant. In America, we do everything behind closed doors. You don’t see the suffering that’s involved. When you buy a steak at a steakhouse, you have no connection to that animal.” MTW

Your Department of Liquor Control loves doing stings—“minor decoy operations,” they call them—to try to catch bartenders and cashiers who serve booze to minors. They always say they play it straight—have the kid use his own ID, show it if asked, pay with a marked bill, then sit tight and let the undercover cops standing around do their stuff.

Easy, right? No one wants kids nipping at the sauce, correct? But does the LC play tricks, maybe like distracting the bartender with a guy acting drunk outside just at the moment when the decoy belly’s up to the bar?

That’s what Hang Loose Lounge owner Sean McDaniel alleged when he went before the Liquor Control Board of Adjudication on Apr. 1 to plead No Contest to the sting that trapped him last Sept. 11. McDaniel, wearing United Airlines coveralls, was up on two charges—serving alcohol to a minor and failing to properly check the ID of said minor.

“The sting worked,” said McDaniel. “It was a good learning thing.”

But McDaniel also said one guy he later found out was one of the undercover officers monitoring the operation acted “inappropriately” outside the Kahului bar, distracting his bartender.

Board Chairman Shigeto “Mustard” Murayama wasn’t pleased. “Are you saying the sting operation did that thing outside?

McDaniel paused a moment before saying “yeah.”

“Sting operations don’t operate that way,” said Murayama.

Then LC Director Franklyn Silva chimed in. “The officer you’re talking about is Sergeant [Stacy] Yamashita,” he said. “He would never get involved in a deception and neither would we… That’s not how we operate.”

McDaniel sighed again. “They came in together,” he insisted.

The Board wasn’t convinced and fined McDaniel $4,000— two grand for each count— which was $2,000 more than even the Prosecuting Attorney’s office was asking.

Of course, the Board was nice enough to suspend $1,000 of the Count One fine if the Lounge can go a year without getting caught up in another sting. MTW

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LOCALNEWS MONDAY, MAR. 29 Former Maui County councilwoman and mayor Linda Lingle and the Republican Party have spent barely two years in control of the state governor’s mansion, but they seem to have mastered the finer points of patronage. Case in point is Kathy Thomason, director of the state Department of Accounting and General Services (DAGS, to its close friends).

According to today’s Honolulu StarBulletin, Thomason has run afoul of state Democrats because she’s also vice president and director of IMS, Inc., an accounting firm that’s performed over $600,000 in political campaign work on behalf of Lingle and two other GOP state senators. The kicker is that Thomason’s official duties at DAGS include administrative control over the state Campaign Spending Commission. Now, Thomason denies there’s any conflict in her dual roles, and even state campaign spending officials aren’t sure how to deal with this, but Lingle’s defense of her appointee brings up the old fox-guarding-the-henhouse worry.

“She is a plus because she has so much experience,” Lingle told the Star-Bulletin.

“I don’t think there has been someone in the office who has had so much experience with campaign spending law. She is meticulous and she knows how the law works.”

TUESDAY, MAR. 30 You know, the Star-Bulletin is an interesting newspaper. They don’t have the same perspective on Maui issues, them being located in Honolulu and all. Like in today’s issue, reporter Gary T. Kubota has a story on Maui Land and Pineapple’s plan to close its Kahului Cannery. Unlike The Maui News, the Star-Bulletin had no problem mentioning that such an action will put 600 people

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out of work and thus might not be considered such a hot idea by all concerned. In fact, usually when companies put that many people out of work at once, analysts become concerned…

While we’re on the subject of The Maui News, what is with them picking up on the Maui Land and Pineapple Company’s fascination with the word “holistic?” They’ve got it plastered all over their brochures for their proposed Pulelehua “town” surrounding Kapalua Airport and now The Maui News has picked up the banner.

In a story headlined “A Holistic Town,” News reporter Harry Eagar uses the word twice, including once in the phrase “holistic planning for the project.” Normally, “newspapers of record” prefer dispensing with such flagrantly patronizing corporate nonsense, choosing instead to describe proposed developments in cooler, more objective terms.

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WEDNESDAY, MAR. 31 The Maui County Council returns once again to the continuing saga that is the proposed Makena Resort rezoning request. But this time, Councilwoman Joanne Johnson wants to pull a delaying action out of the playbook, saying that with the council budget deliberations coming up, all discussion on Makena should come to a temporary halt. This didn’t sit well with at least one councilmember. “I think [the Makena discussion] is time sensitive,” councilman Robert Carroll is quoted as saying in today’s Maui News. “How long can you make a person wait?” Apparently, when that “person” is actually the Makena land-owning Japanese mega-corporation Seibu, the council can make it wait years and years… Of course, a lot of what concerns Makena isn’t what it seems to be. Take the spirited letter in today’s News, written in defense of resort development in general and the plan to build a Wailea-sized town across the street from Makena Beach in particular. “It is often said that abundance spawns its own problems, which in Maui’s case includes the obliga-

FRIDAY, APR. 2 tion to plan for and manage growth,” wrote Martin DuPont of Pukalani. “Is the Seibu development in Makena and Wailea a continuing part of a deal we struck as a county long ago? I think so.” Not mentioned in the letter—which is written as if DuPont was part of some grass roots effort to make sure the wealthy get enough housing—but perfectly clear in Hawaii state business records is that the author runs the building contractor firm American Heritage Homes as well as the commercial property planning firm Pac Rim Group H.K. and thus has a pretty clear personal interest in the County Council approving big resort and residential projects.

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of Land and Natural Resources (DLNR) was going to make permanent “limited” kayak and other commercial operations in the biologically and culturally sensitive La Perouse area south of Makena. They even quoted one Hawaiian activist as calling the plan “a real sin” that “will just commercialize the whole area.”

Now I’ll admit, when I first read that I got enraged like most people, but then I realized that it was just a gag. I mean, seriously—the locals down there HATE the idea of kayak companies rolling through their ancient and delicate place of healing. Guys in state hearings have even made vague threats of violence if the DLNR officials don’t shut down all commercial activities in La Perouse. The state being so callous to that kind of emotion just doesn’t make any sense… Even wilder was Congressman Ed Case (D, this place) and his press release demanding Congress “fully fund the $600 million price tag of removing all unexploded ordnance from the U.S. military’s former training camp and artillery range in and around Waikoloa, Waimea/Kawaihae and the Kohala Coast resort area in West Hawaii.” Ha! “Fully fund!” That’s a great one. Nice to see our man in Washington isn’t afraid to pull a fast one on his constituents.

It being April Fool’s Day and all, it’s nice to see local media sources and elected officials getting into the act with some good-natured pranks. Like The Maui News’ front-page story titled “Proposal would OK tours in reserve.” The piece was all about how the state Department

Remember how two months ago Governor Lingle headed down to the Grand Wailea and shook hands with all her Maui Chamber of Commerce supporters and told them how great it was that all that petty squabbling with the state legislature over the Air Ambulance was over?

Remember all that cheering when she said she’d release the money to fund it? Well, turns out that all might be a bit premature. Seems the money hasn’t been released because the squabbling isn’t over. Lingle wants the legislature to approve language making clear that there’s no mandate that the state provide emergency medical evacuation everywhere—that’s so other islands don’t up and demand their own Air Ambulances. In any case, State Senator Roz Baker told The Maui News that the whole issue is bogus and Lingle’s just pissed the legislature was able to override the governor’s air ambulance veto in the first place. How come our esteemed elected officials never go at it over stuff like soaring gas prices or the escalating conversion of our agricultural land into luxury resorts and homes? MTW

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YOGIS IN THE NEWS In February, a consortium of yoga teachers filed a lawsuit in San Francisco against yoga master Bikram Choudhury (creator of the celebrity-trendy “Bikram” style), demanding that he become a little more serene, himself, and stop hassling them by claiming a copyright on his positions, some of which, they insist, are centuries old. And Agence France-Presse reported in January that yoga classes for dogs are available in Miami, New York City and Hollywood, producing such success stories as the aging pooch that, having assumed special dog-yoga positions, supposedly regained mobility in her hips.

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They’re seeking simple employment and human rights.

I, too, joined the Spring Break caravan.

But I went to exchange ideas with other service-learning teachers on tactics to revolutionize education. It made me think and take action.

While we were welcomed across the border with open stores in which to deposit our many dollars, there was great tension in the air. As I drove across the border between San Diego and Tijuana, the view was nothing but poverty. The only structure more visible was the border wall rolling through the hills. You know, the wall to keep all those Mexicans from entering the U.S. It reminded me of the Berlin Wall, except this one was patrolled by U.S. Government SUVs every now and then.

Our gluttonous consumption of natural resources was most evident in the evening.

Once you leave the neon-lined boulevard of Revolucion, the bright lights aren’t from the stars but San Diego tract homes.

It was a wonder to many of us driving back across the border how people will sacrifice everything they have to get to America to make some money to help their families. Talking with Mexican people, it was quickly obvious how much we can learn from Mexico. We conversed with people on issues ranging from GMO-free food to the writings of the Chiapas rebel leader Subcommander Marcos.

They say America has it all, but it’s

growing more apparent that we have too much. Americans experience higher levels of obesity on not-all-that tasty flesh as well as chronic time shortages and skyrocketing personal and national debt.

Are we worthy of consuming such a disproportionate share of the planet’s resources?

Are people coming across the border to be with us or simply to make money? Or are they here to return some of those resources to their rightful owners?

The Wall Street CEOs are the fattest of the fat cats. They walk away with salaries bringing them well over $200,000 for each day at the office. Citigroup’s CEO Sandy Weill earned a modest $150,000 per day for serving only a nine-month term, yet held onto his position as the chairman of the board. Of course, just beyond the nation’s southern border, most people have to find a way to survive on less than a dollar a day.

We are drunk on capitalism and consumption. We have emptied the liter of tequila and are now just gnawing on the ass of the worm.

We need to adopt a more balanced approach— both for our daily living practices and for our vision of the world. You could say it’s a struggle for the soul of America.

We have to focus the tools of democracy that we do have, and demand more say in how our country and corporations operate. While it seems multinational corporations are doing their best to run roughshod over the world, we have to push just as hard to secure the human rights and liberties we supposedly hold in such high regard.

Capitalism must transcend narrow market values. People are not merely consumers and workers, but citizens—free-thinking individuals who have paid long enough for the global damage wrought in the name of profit. It is time for us to see some return on our investment. MTW

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But both the 9/11 commission and liberal opponents of the Bush Administration are focusing on the wrong question.

Nothing has surfaced from the 2001 “summer of threat” beyond a bunch of vague they’re-up-to-something caveats. The specific details intelligence agencies would have needed to stop the attacks before they happened—potential hijackers’ names, dates and times, targets—were maddeningly elusive.

Pentagon, should appall anyone whose taxes contributed to the quarter of a trillion dollars spent on defense that year. And if you stop and think about it, there was actually two hours in which something could have been done.

Fifteen minutes after taking off from Boston at 7:58 am, American Airlines flight attendant Madeline Sweeney telephoned a flight services manager back at Logan airport to report that two of her colleagues had been stabbed and a passenger had had his throat cut by Middle Eastern men. “This flight has been hijacked,” she said, maintaining her professional composure as Los Angeles-bound Flight 11 veered south toward Manhattan. Meanwhile, up in the cockpit, the pilot was frantically clicking his transmission button to tell air traffic controllers what was happening.

They figured it out at 8:13 am. The drama would end two hours later with the crash in Pennsylvania. There was ample time for the airline to notify federal authorities and for the latter to order the Air Force to begin intercepting unresponsive or off-course planes—but

ONLY A DOZEN AIR NATIONAL GUARD PLANES WERE ASSIGNED TO PROTECT THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES ON 9/11.

The really big unanswered question of September 11, 2001 is this: Once it became obvious that at least four passenger jets had been hijacked—at one point that Tuesday morning, Clarke says the FAA thought it had as many as “11 aircraft off course or out of communications”—why didn’t our government intercept them?

To their credit, the Bushies quickly sussed out what was going on. “Well, now we know who we’re dealing with,” Clarke recalls remarking when he heard that United Flight 175 had smashed into the second World Trade Center tower. That was at 9:03 am. American Flight 77 hit the Pentagon and United Flight 93 went down over Pennsylvania 40 and 67 minutes later, respectively.

On a flight from Bishkek to Tehran on dilapidated Kyrgyzstan Airlines a few years ago, the pilot announced that the landing gear on my friend’s Tupolev 154 wouldn’t deploy. Tehran refused permission to crash-land the plane at its newly renovated airport. Five minutes later fighter jets appeared on each side of the crippled plane to escort it out of Iranian airspace. It eventually landed safely back in Bishkek, but why didn’t we respond to our crisis with the same efficiency as Iran?

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The North American Aerospace Command (NORAD) claims that it received FAA notification by 8:40 am, a dismaying 27 minutes after air traffic controllers determined that hijackings were in progress. According to The New York Times, only a dozen Air National Guard planes were assigned to protect the continental United States on 9/11. None were in the air during the hijackings.

The Air Force waited six minutes before responding to NORAD with a “scramble order,” the pilot needed another six minutes to get the first F-15 aloft and 17 more minutes were required to fly at Mach 0.9 from Otis air base in Cape Cod to New York City. The second hijacked plane had already hit when the Guardsman arrived over Ground Zero. The FAA notified NORAD about the Pentagon-bound plane at 9:24 pm and the Pennsylvania flight even later (the exact time remains unavailable).

The time needed to scramble planes and travel from distant bases ate up the advance warning.

It’s unreasonable to expect the government to have anticipated 9/11. Once it began, however, previously established safeguards ought to have been deployed by fast-thinking officials to mitigate the damage. Bush and his cabinet members should explain why they didn’t take such common-sense precautions to defend us before 9/11—and what they’re waiting for now. MTW

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ginger down the front of his aloha shirt.

“Is there another side to this island?”

“Umm, they’re pretty original, I think,” said Lindy from Lahaina, concentrating hard to get the words out.

“You, like, know what I mean?”

Original? The band just put out a new CD, but it’s questionable how many of those lining Longhi’s bar care about the band’s original music. Without delving deeper into the Crazy Fingers’ repertoire, it’s hard to find what’s original about rap remixes of Wild Cherry, INXS and J-Lo. You might even call Crazy Fingers the Will Smith of Maui bands. The band takes pop cover tunes and stylizes them with their own brand of Hawaiiana—little bit o’ rap, little bit o’ reggae, little bit o’ rock ‘n roll. They call it “island style.”

Despite their popularity for island style remakes, Crazy Fingers is more than a cover band. After all, the band recently released its second album of originals, Island Girls, which hit the streets Feb. 14. Three years in the making, the album is the follow-up to their debut CD, Legalize Happiness, which featured hits such as “Haleakala,” “Puff” and “Hana Hou.” The new CD is a mixed bag of sugary surf reggae rock candy. “Island Girls,” the title track, should be a hit, islandside at least. It’s one of those jingles that keeps playing and playing inside your head, well after you’ve stuck your fingers in your ears and repeated to yourself over and over: “I am not listening to you… I am not listening to you.”

The new album also features a few cheekier originals, such as “Smoke Me Out” and “Weed From a Girl.” Crazy Fingers is big into bantering about paraphernalia, producing such lyrical poetry as “Bong bong, fill up me bong/ 007 like a… James Bond.”

But, hey, in some circles, that kind of unabashed honesty earns them esteem.

For example, the magazine High Times voted Crazy Fingers’ first CD “Most Conscious Album of the Year.” And, after all, there’s nothing like watching the bloodshot eyes of beanie-wearing surf boys on any dance floor light up at the mere mention of marijuana.

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The elegant, expensive restaurant Longhi’s owns Friday nights in Lahaina.

Six nights out of the week, the place is a morgue by 9 p.m. But Friday night is different. Starting at 9 p.m. and continuing for the next five hours, all crowds seem to converge at its door. Locals, tourists, sailors on liberty, lei-wearing cruise shippers, the young, the old, it doesn’t matter—they all make their way to Longhi’s.

That’s because each and every Friday night the seven members of the band Crazy Fingers arrange their mics and amps and drums upstairs, setting the stage for playful indulgence.

On any normal night, the band will attract 200 people—200 people who’ll slap five dollars down at the door for the privilege of drinking, dancing or just watching the party. During the summer, that number grows considerably.

The Hard Rock Café next door used to have live music on Friday and Saturday nights. Good bands, too: Vince Esquire, Mark Epstein. Now they just bring in bands on Saturdays. Coincidence? Hardly.

“Crazy Fingers? They’re awesome,” reported Al, a Longhi’s employee scoping the crowd. “And being from Seattle, I know music.”

His boss, General Manager John McCrea, agreed.

“Crazy Fingers are remarkably successful at filling the house,” said McCrea. “They get people dancing.

Especially with that one song, what is it? ‘It’s real hot in here… let’s take off our clothes’… oh, something like that.”

Did I mention Crazy Fingers looks, smells and sounds like a cover band?

Sure, they have a new CD out, and another on the shelf, but it’s their cover songs that really pack a punch.

One recent Friday night I poured peach schnapps down my throat and got jiggy with the rest of the Altoid-popping puff daddies who wear t-shirts that say things like “Live to Party, Party to Live.” While the band bounced up and down under a disco ball that didn’t spin, I watched as the crowd licked up the scene as if it was soda pop.

“They’re hot, especially the girls,” said Maurice from Chicago, breathing heavy and groping his girlfriend. “If I had a record company, I’d sign ‘em.”

“Best party this side of the island,” slurred Chaz from Vail, spilling a Jack and

Crazy Fingers’ kind. They pack a place and are as entertaining as can be, as they’re singing about a “Puff the Magic Dragon/ getting all Irie.”

Scott Baird and Sam Green are the ego and the id of Crazy Fingers. They started the band five years ago, after they met one New Year’s Eve at a mutual friend’s house. “I thought to myself, what in the world would I do with a rapper when I’m playing the Rolling Stones?” Baird recalled.

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the classic rock scene for the wider appeal of island rap. These days, the two performers compliment each other on stage—Baird ripping through tinny guitar leads, wearing white pants, bare feet and a silly smile, and Green tearing across the stage with an energy unbridled, shaking his shoulders, swinging his dreads and shouting “Somebody scream!”

If Baird is the music behind the band, Green is the stage presence. “Sam keeps the band fun. I keep it going,” Baird explained.

That he does. When Baird’s not playing gigs, he’s booking them. When he’s not writing songs, he’s promoting them. “I’m totally immersed in this, married to the music,” he said.

The two lead vocalists are backed up by keyboardist/trumpet/vocalist Franklin Russell, bass player Bob Harrison, drummer Chris Carter, sax player Paul Bunuan, and a smattering of feisty female vocalists including Gretchen Leisenring, Felicity Raugust, Canika Hayes and Marilea Pascua.

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lous. Some of the tracks include Cheech and Chong-like speaking skits where they express environmental concerns in a farcical way. And in songs such as Last Tribe, Baird’s big-boy rock guitar rifts are followed by a chorus of “Yippee Yi-Oh Ki-Yay’s,” and the bubbles of bong water in the background.

Adding an element of seriousness to the album, the band includes tracks of a more spiritual nature, such as “Bless Me Lord,” “Righteousness” and “911.”

“Music can change people’s consciousness,” said Baird. “We try to make our lyrics positive, with an underlying message to uplift people.”

“But we like to have fun,” Green quickly interjected. “Some of our songs are just plain goofy, like life.”

But crafting original “just plain goofy” songs doesn’t always pay the bills. Or at least, it doesn’t bring in the kind of money that belting out 20 yearold dance hits do.

The bands’ slogan is “You name it, we’ll play it.” And they do. Maybe it’s this wide-appealed approach that keeps the fans coming back for more.

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“We’re very chameleon-like,” said Green. “If someone wants us to play for Ramadan, we won’t eat.”

In other words, they’ll play just about any gig that comes their way. From Buddhist weddings to Fortune 500 conventions, Crazy Fingers has an ability to be all things to all people.

And they take great pride in that. When Green describes the music, he takes on the tone of a preacher on the pulpit.

“Deep in the jungle, there’s a sound called Crazy Fingers,” he said, clearing his throat loudly. “We embody the tropical spirit, and make music about things we enjoy and things we would like to change. Our music gets back to the simplicity of the island, and refers to the people and places here. That’s what’s real.”

Whether they are uplifting people with spiritual sweet nothings, surf doowop or soft R&B ballads, Crazy Fingers are every man’s working band. They play and play and play. The band has performed every Friday at Longhi’s for the past five years, and their shows are now simulcast on KONI 104.7 FM. Recently, they added a regular Saturday night gig at the Longhi’s in Wailea, though one recent visit found a decidedly smaller, less jubilant crowd.

The band also plays frequently at Casanova and the SandBar. “We don’t stop,” said Green. “We can’t stop. We’ve persevered through a lot. People can make music wherever, but we do it here.”

That doesn’t seem likely to change anytime soon.

“Put it to you this way,” said McCrea, Longhi’s GM. “I’ve heard these guys play every Friday night for the last five years.

Because I’m working here, it’s mostly background music to me. When I do stop to listen to them, though, they still sound fresh. After 27 years in this business, that’s pretty good. But, then again, I still eat dinner here every night as well.”

See Crazy Fingers play at Longhi’s in Lahaina every Friday or Longhi’s in Wailea on Saturdays. Find out more about the new CD at www.crazyfingersmaui.com. MTW

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I kid you not, this was the question I originally wanted to ask when I toured the Surfing Goat Dairy in Kula, but when I realized the answer would be a formidable explanation of the need for permits and such, I quelled my baaad, baaad goat dairy humor for the moment.

Our group followed Thomas Kafsack who, along with his wife Eva, owns and operates Surfing Goat Dairy. Wearing a big straw hat and a t-shirt that had “Head Butt” printed on the back with an arrow pointing down, Thomas led us towards one of the four large divisions that housed most of the 150 kids—or baby goats—and the “16 more young ladies down there ready to give birth.” He told us, in his thick German accent, that this past Christmas spawned a record 10 inches of rain and 20 goat births.

Thomas then introduced us to some of the breeding bucks, like “Tom”—a nine year-old purebred Alpine from California.

He also explained that Tom’s perfume— which is produced by peeing under his belly in order to attract females—is a force we didn’t want to reckon with, and we should therefore not stand in the line of fire.

“I haven’t seen anybody but these goat ladies who like the smell,” said Thomas.

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who all proceeded to line up in front of us, in various poses, some pushing their tail ends up against the fence.

“They look like a lineup of whores!” said someone in the group.

Surfing Goat Dairy is one of only two goat dairies in the state and has been the only goat dairy on Maui for over three years. Two thirds of the sprawling 42-acre farm is dedicated to pasture, giving the dairy goats plenty of breathing and breeding room.

The dairy consists of an outside milking platform, where seven goats are milked at a time while being fed grain from a trough, resulting in milk with a higher fat content. The hoses from the milking devices then lead into the “milk room,” which filters and cools down the milk before it is pumped into the next room for sanitation and pasteurization.

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While the Kafsacks were quick to point out that “sanitization is the most important thing for a dairy,” they also proudly boasted that their entire process yields award-winning goat cheese products that lack hormones, antibiotics, pesticides, herbicides, preservatives or colors.

At the end of our tour, our group split up into four picnic tables. With Thomas again as our director, we achingly sampled fresh, creamy Chevre, plain and with fresh garden herbs or sundried tomatoes, cracked black pepper or smoked salmon and green peppercorns. There was also the Napa Wrap, which was Chevre wrapped with grape leaves and marinated in olive oil. Our table’s favorites were the Men’s Challenge—goat cheese with horseradish, Purple Rain—goat cheese with dried lavender, and the O Sole Mio—goat cheese with jalapenos, artichokes, lime juice and cilantro.

We also tried out a creamy concoction called Quark, which Thomas explained has nothing to do with Einstein. Quark is a line of cheese that has a consistency like pudding, only lighter since it’s made from goat’s milk. We tried the mango, Tahitian lime with honey and the highly addictive Tzatziki, which is quark with grated cucumber, lots of fresh garlic—lots!—and refreshing dill.

As I wolfed down my second heaping helping of mango quark, which Thomas said is great for cheesecake, someone at another table asked about perishability.

“How long does the quark last?”

“Usually five minutes,” said Thomas, smiling.

Surfing Goat Dairy is open Monday through Saturday, 10 a.m.–5 p.m. and Sunday, 10 a.m.–2 p.m. They are located at 3651 Omaopio Road in Kula. Call 878-2870 to order cheese or book a tour and check out their website at www.surfinggoatdairy.com MTW

DININGLISTINGS CENTRAL MAUI Ale House - Wide selection of food with sports and games all around. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877–9001.

Aloha Grill - Wide assortment of burgers including veggie styles, plus all the extras. Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 893–0263.

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Plus, a large variety of tapioca. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400.

Bangkok Cuisine - Casual setting featuring exceptional Thai food with plenty of crisp vegetables and fresh seafood. Lunch, dinner or take-out. 395 Dairy Road, Kahului, 893-0026.

Biwon Restaurant - Fresh and flavorful, authentic Korean food. Open 10 a.m. to 10 p.m., lunch and dinner. 752 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-7788.

Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. Open Monday through Saturday. 134 W Kamehameha Ave, Kahului, 877-3055.

Curry in a Hurry - Curry dishes that are delightful and delicious in alternative vegetarian eating. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-3328.

Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. Plate lunches, steak plates and amazing chicken katsu. Very casual; sit and eat or get your food to go. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 871-7782.

Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant Excellent service and fair prices with dishes like Kung Pao Chicken, Crispy Gau Gee Mein and Honey Walnut Prawns. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628.

Dish - The concept is simple. Every month, the owner and manager decide on a different “menu” of 14 entrees, of which you may select 12 to assemble in their kitchen, Sessions available Wed.-Sat. 150 Hana Highway, Kahului, 877-1414.

Dunes Restaurant - Adventuresome revisions of local and American breakfast, lunch and dinner favorites. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877–7461.

Fiesta Time - Quality Mexican taqueria. Order a la carte or combo specials with the freshest ingredients. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463.

Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar Breakfast, lunch and dinner featuring modestly priced Japanese and local cuisine. Kahului Shopping Center, 871–6977.

Krispy Kreme - This corporation is known all over the world for its tasty glazed doughnuts.

433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883.

Manaña Garage - Latin American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Try the Chicken

Tortilla Epozote, vegetarian enchiladas and paella.

Cool, quaint bar. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873–0220.

Chinese cuisine, counter-service, delicious noodle dishes. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928.

Maui Coffee Roasters - Ono grinds and freshly roasted coffee in a fun and casual atmosphere makes this the place to “take five.” 444 Hana Hwy, Kahului, 877–CUPS.

Wow-Wee Maui Cafe - Unique candy bars, ice cream shakes, bagels, coffees, sandwiches and soups.

Also featuring a Hawaiian menu, kava kava, sushi and oxygen bars. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414.

Maui Beach Hotel - Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. Features range from Shabu Shabu (tons of meat) to sushi and Japanese. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 877-0051.

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SOUTH MAUI Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Fish, chicken and ribs.

Great food FAST at fast food prices! 1913 S Kihei Rd., 874-0788.

Mike’s Restaurant - Authentic Chinese cooking and ono local grinds. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Also offer catering. 1900 Main St., Wailuku, 244-7888.

Contemporary American Steak & Seafood

Sauvage Salad Garden

Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere, extensive wine list and friendly service. Try their homemade Tiramisu! 1215 S Kihei Rd., 875-8800.

Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from the Kitchen Sink burritos to quesadillas a la carte.

Casual dining, various piñatas available too. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877–8707.

Now Open Monday thru Friday 11:30am-2:30pm

Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list at reasonable prices. Open MonSat, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S Kihei Rd., 879-0133.

Pulehu BBQ - Local plate lunch with a Southern smokehouse twist. 1500 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-4049 or 244-6159.

• Ahi Poke Caesar Salad • Chinese Chicken Salad • Smoked Marlin Salad Sandwich • Pesto Pizza • Kalua Pig Sandwich w/Chipotle • Peppered Ahi Burger

Ashley’s South Shore Cafe - Affordable breakfast, lunch and dinner, burgers, local plates, fresh island fish, comfort foods, deli sandwiches. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600.

Ruby’s - Walk down memory lane at this fabulous ‘50s cafe. Quintessential American dining morning to night. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829.

BadaBing! - Homey Italian haven, award-winning thin crust pizzas, veal, calamari or chicken picatta.

1945 S Kihei Rd., 875–0811.

Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567.

Big Wave Cafe - Small cafe serving Pacific Rim cuisine, including lobster and sweet corn fritter with furikake tartar sauce, and coconut shrimp with fruit salsa and ginger lilikoi sauce. Open daily. 1215 S Kihei Rd., 891-8688.

Saigon Cafe - Wailuku’s hidden secret! Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560.

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Courtyard Café Menu Nightly 4:00pm-9:00pm

Bistro Molokini - Blend of California and island cuisine, lunch and dinner. Poolside. Grand Wailea, 875-1234.

Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites including Loco Moco and Shoyu Chicken. 97 Wakea Ave, Kahului, 877-0121.

Great Appetizers, Pizzas, Pastas, Entrée Salads, Sandwiches and Drink Specials Everything $7-$12

Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Affordably priced Mediterranean cuisine. Open for dinner, pupus served until 1 a.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd., 874-9299.

Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Specialty cakes and desserts, breads and pastries, with sandwiches, salads and soups for lunch. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. Mon-Sat. 1740 Kaahumanu Ave, Wailuku, 243-2243.

Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks and sandwiches; everything from pizza to sushi. Eat outdoors overlooking the Ma’alaea Fishing Fleet Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844.

Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything we’ve seen on Maui, conveyor-belt sushi. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

Still Available Nightly • Chef Dean’s Award Winning Steak & Seafood Menu Is Served Nightly In Our Spacious, Climate Controlled Dining Rooms • Best Wine Prices In Lahaina • Very Limited Seating. Call For Reservations

Buzz’s Warf - Steaks, seafood and more, including Sweet Paradise Prawns. Reservations recommended.

Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426.

Tasty Crust - Local style cuisine for breakfast (try their famous hotcakes!), lunch and dinner. Serving Maui since 1944. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845.

Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. Casual dining in a relaxed garden setting. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874-1111.

Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - A Hong Kong style Chinese seafood restaurant. They have over 100 menu choices at reasonable prices. Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit down dining. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371.

Caffe Ciao - Italian cuisine baked in a Kiawe wood oven. Open for lunch and dinner. Dine outdoors poolside. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100.

Tokyo Tei - Lunch and dinner featuring teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, datsu, saimin and more. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630.

Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. Commanding ocean views from every table. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879–2224.

Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with several choices of seafood. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847.

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Cevoli’s Motorcycle Cafe - A bistro with pizza, pasta, ribs, fresh island fish, deli sandwiches, nightly entrees. 1280 S Kihei Rd. Azeka Plaza, 874-8377.

Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Very affordable

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DININGLISTINGS Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffee, espressos, cappucinos, lattes, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. 1881 S Kihei, 879-4799.

Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. Plate lunches, steak plates and amazing chicken katsu. Very casual; sit and eat or get your food to go. 2439 S Kihei Rd., 875-7782.

Dick’s Place - Incredible all-you-can-eat food specials, free pool playing with purchase. Eight pool tables. 2463 S Kihei Rd., 874–8869.

Fernando’s - Authentic Mexican food. Open 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952.

Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar, outdoor kiawe-woodburning oven, all-day lunches and cucina rustica dinners. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000.

Five Palms Beach Grill - Local produce and fish featured in Pacific Rim cuisine. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879–2607.

Harry’s Sushi Bar - Japanese cuisine with fresh and delicious sushi, open 5 p.m. to midnight daily. 100 Ike Drive, Wailea, 879-7677.

Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads, appetizers and “Food for Gringos,” too!

Located next to Hapa’s Nightclub. Open 5 p.m. to 2 a.m. Mon.-Sat. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. Hula Moon - Enjoy breakfast, lunch, dinner or a champagne Sunday brunch with an open air tropical setting and spectacular ocean views.

Featuring fresh Hawaiian fish. 3700 Wailea Alanui, 874-7831.

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a -Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900.

Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos, including choice of vegetarian, mahi mahi, ono, shrimp, chicken or steak. Impressive salsa bar and the taco salads are da bomb! 1280 S Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. Joy’s Place - “Smart eating” featuring organic foods which are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open Mon thru Sat, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd., 879-9258.

Kai Ku Ono - A tapas-style menu, where everything is a la carte, special late night menu and sushi. Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner with bar and lounge area. 2511 S Kihei Rd., 875–1007.

Kihei Caffe - Affordable breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches, huli chicken and fresh fish. 1945 S Kihei Rd., 879-2230.

Life’s a Beach - Food and drinks in a fun atmosphere. Best Mex, nachos, burritos, prime rib and grilled mahimahi are just some of the

specialties. 1913 S Kihei Rd., 891–8010.

Kihei Rd., 891-8860.

Lobster Cove - Seafood, steak, lobster at its best in a relaxed and casual atmosphere. Open 5 p.m. to midnight daily. 100 Ike Dr., Wailea, 879–7677.

Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner with daily specials. 1279 S Kihei Rd., 874-3779.

Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. Ask the server for details. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891–8883.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Relaxed island luxury in ambience and cuisine, with ocean views and live music. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings and Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more in a fun, upbeat tiki-fied atmosphere with a great bar and huge deck. 1945 S Kihei Rd., 879-9944.

Ma`alaea Grill - Reasonably priced fine dining overlooking the harbor from the Maui Ocean Center.

Ma`alaea Harbor Village, 243–2206.

Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and Continental cuisine. Open for dinner daily from 5 p.m.

Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028.

Marco’s South Side Grill - A lavish and beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 1445 S Kihei Rd., 874–4041.

Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’Irish food, whiskey and beer. Breakfast is served till 3 p.m 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874–1131.

Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish preparations. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879–7224.

Pita Paradise - Good food, fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro”, salads or wraps, with outdoor lanai. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875–7679.

Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. Open for lunch (Mon-Fri) and dinner (nightly). 1280 S Kihei Rd., 874-0813.

Roy’s Kihei Bar & Grill - Mouth-watering Hawaiian fusion entrees in a spacious and upbeat atmosphere.

Open nightly from 5:30 to 10 p.m. Fine dining, reservations recommended. Piilani Shopping Center, 303 Piikea Ave., 891-1120.

Sansei Restaurant - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. Award-winning cuisine, early bird and late night specials. 1881 S Kihei Rd., 879–0004.

Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic.

Private VIP table available. 2980 S Kihei Rd., 875–7555.

Jameson’s Grill & Bar - Featuring fine steaks, fresh local fish and seafood, and of course, baked artichoke. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-5653.

Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual atmosphere, simple, affordable menu with fresh ingredients done right!

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228.

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Kitada’s - Saimin for breakfast is a standard. Teri beef, hamburger steak, tofu and hekka all available.

3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572–7241.

Anthony’s Coffee Company - A full espresso bar, hot and cold sandwiches, ice cream. Make sure to stop in for a great box lunch to go! 90 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8340.

Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Upcountry’s familystyle restaurant with sweeping views of the island.

Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535.

Café 808 - Local diner style serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Open daily from 6 a.m. to 8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., 878-6874.

La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Open Wed thru Sun, 8:30 a.m. to 9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313.

Cafe O’Lei - Featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch, delicious salads, focaccia sandwiches.

11am to 4 p.m. Makawao Paniolo Courtyard, 5739065.

Café Des Amis - Charming cafe with delicious sweet and savory crepes and Mediterranean fare. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323.

Café Mambo - International bistro featuring Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021.

Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 2 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770.

Casanova - First class service, first class food. Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572–0220.

Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hankering for some grub? Charley’s serves it hearty and healthy from breakfast to dinner and beyond. 142 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia, 579–9453.

Colleen’s - 1940’s style city bistro atmosphere serving breakfast, lunch and dinner from 6 a.m. to 9:30 p.m. daily. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211.

Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine including Summer Rolls, Spicy Lemongrass Soup and Soy Fish in Clay Pot. Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. Catering and take-out available. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia. 579-9144.

Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Sun thru Thu; 6 a.m. to midnight Fri and Sat. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food including breakfast, plate lunch, chow fun and more!

Catering available. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363.

Makawao Steak House - Classic and comfortable menu with daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711.

Mama’s Fish House - Fresh island fish with fresh local ingredients at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579–8448.

Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic, fresh and tasty Mexican cuisine along with local favorites. 81 Makawao Ave/Pukalani Square, 5732998.

Milagros Food Co. - South American cusine with an island influence. Best people watching spot in Pa`ia! Extensive tequila menu and delicious daily specials. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579–8755.

Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. Bakery provides wonderful goodies for the sweet tooth. 71 Baldwin Ave., Pa`ia, 579–9999.

Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. Chef Beverly Gannon’s awardwinning menu. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572–2666.

Pa`ia Fish Market - By serving fresh local Hawaiian fish daily, they are the hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 100 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia, 579–8030.

Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking with aloha-filled ambience and local musicians. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661.

Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina, with nachos, burritos, ensaladas and more! 1202 Makawao Ave., 572-7808.

Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck, oceanfront dining at its finest! Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000.

Island Tacos - Taco stand with fresh, made-to-order fish, beef and chicken tacos. Daily from 11 a.m.-4 p.m.

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery.

Spices - Steak, seafood and more! Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S

Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere, with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining.

120 Hana Hwy, Pa`ia, 579–8844.

SandBar & Grill - Casual contemporary island cuisine, featuring pupus, salads, kiawe grill burgers, sandwiches and lobster tacos. Full bar, happy hour everyday 4-6 p.m. Open daily from 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. 89 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8742.

Sausage Shack - Sausage sandwiches, even chicken or turkey, killer burgers and healthy vegetarian stuff. Sip a beer or margarita outside on the lanai. 1913 S Kihei Rd., 874–6444.

Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican,

NEW GAME ROOM! Open all day

Homestyle New American Comfort Food Vegetarian Selections Locally Raised Grass Fed Beef

Fresh Local Fish Full Bar-Late Night Pupus (10’til-close) Homemade desserts

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DININGLISTINGS Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320.

WEST MAUI A&J Kitchen, Deli & Bakery - Choose from American, Hawaiian, Korean and Chinese cuisines. Bakery with cakes and cookies.

Lahaina Center, 667–0623.

Aloha Mixed Plate - Experience the traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawaii home. 285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322.

Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, shish kebabs, falafels and more! Ya’Sou! Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-4300.

The Bakery - Fresh baked breads and pastries.

Soup and sandwiches available. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062.

Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Wide variety of tapioca. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566.

Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and Japanese sushi. Delivery available, great daily specials. Open late with full bar, pool tables. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051.

Banyan Tree - “Eclectic Pacific Cuisine with a Hawaiian Twist.” Lodge atmosphere, ocean views. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669–6200.

Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. Come in for the ambience, stay for the delightful dining experience.

2780 Kekaa Dr., Kaanapali, 662-3210.

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly. Overlooking Lahaina Town, with ocean view. 730 Front St., 661-0700.

Blue Lagoon - Casual dining with local grinds and bar, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141.

Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091.

Chez Paul Resturant - Fine dining French cusine, open for dinner only. Romantic setting. Call for reservations. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843.

China Boat - The best Mandarin Szechwan cuisine on Maui, open for lunch and dinner. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, Kahana Gateway Shopping Center, 669-5089.

CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced “comfort foods” such as Reuben sandwiches, pot roast, freshly baked pies, and more! Open daily. 2580 Kekaa Dr., Fairway Shops, Kaanapali, 667-0968.

Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Oceanview dining and Margarita bar.

Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189.

Cool Cat Cafe - ‘50s-style diner with lanai. Delicious burgers and sandwiches, huge salads and classic fountain desserts. Lahaina Wharf Center, 667-0908.

David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room on the ground floor of the Lahaina Inn. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667–5117.

Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza, pupus, sandwiches, salads and full bar. Open daily 11 a.m. to midnight.

4310 L. Honoapiilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 6690266.

Erik’s Seafood & Sushi - Fresh seafood and sushi - great steamers! Open nightly. 843 Wainee St., Lahaina, 662-8780.

Feast At Lele - A royal tour of the cuisine of Polynesia sharing the spotlight with music and dance from four Pacific islands. 505 Front Street, Lahaina, 667-5353.

Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining with pizza and pasta from $6-$25. Open 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. daily. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112.

Gazebo Restaurant - Full breakfast and lunch menu, casual atmosphere, beautiful oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapiilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621.

Gerard’s - Fine French dining in downtown Lahaina.

Rich, flavorful yet light foods await your taste buds.

174 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 661–8939.

Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining located. Open for dinner. 2291 Kaanapali Prkwy, 661-3160.

Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Maui’s own restaurant brewery, with rotisserie grill, featuring steak, seafood and ambience. Also, late-night menu

served until 1:30 a.m.! 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-3474.

Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Love All— Serve All. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667–7400.

Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810.

House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken

New Jersey Italian!

Italian Restaurant

Kihei Kalama Village 1945 S. Kihei Road • 875–0188 Open Every Day For Lunch & Dinner Noon to 10 PM

Breakwall Cafe - Serving breakfast, coffee, sandwiches, salads, smoothies. Open everyday 7 a.m.- 2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220.

Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Fine Southern foods, with “Forrest Gump” movie memorabilia and logo wear in a lively, casual atmosphere.

889 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3111.

Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. Delicious salads and Focaccia sandwiches.

839 Front St., Lahaina, 661–9491.

Cafe Sauvage - Gourmet, hearty, satisfying fare in an unpretentious setting. Extensive beer and wine menu, after-dinner cordials, and desserts! 844 Front St., Lahaina, 661–7600.

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Captain Dave Fish & Chips Classic baskets of fish and chips. Open daily. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-6700.

Canoes - Casual yet elegant dining serving a combination of island-inspired contemporary and traditional cuisine.1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661–0937.

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Hula Grill - Barefoot Bar and beachside dining, 1940s style. Menu is a seafood lover’s delight.

Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali, 667–6636. i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views, and indoor or outdoor dining. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661–8422.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food, eclectic atmosphere, loungey ambience. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., Honokowai, 6670787.

Jonny’s Burger Joint - Great burgers, as well as Mexican food, salads and fried items, served until midnight, with bar and pool table!

2395 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kaanapali, 661-4500.

Kahuna Kabob - Healthy food, low prices!

Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs, will deliver. Lahaina Marketplace, 661–9999.

Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib, and their famous Hula Pie, oceanside dining. Live entertainment daily. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661–4811.

Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar, featuring teppanyaki cooking and fabulous sushi. Dinner nightly from 5:30-10 p.m., Sushi 5:30-11:30 p.m. 136 DickensonSt., Lahaina, 667-5555.

Lahaina Coolers - Off the beaten path “surf bistro.” Good food, good quality, late night menu. 80 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661–7082.

Lahaina Fish Co. - Chef’s signature Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish.

Dine on the oceanside lanai. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472.

Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-4495.

Lemongrass - Serving a la carte to the seven course traditional Vietnamese dinner.

Reasonably priced and full of flavor. 930 Waine`e St., Lahaina, 667–6888.

Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining, freshest ingredients, pasta, seafood and steaks. Dancing upstairs on Friday nights. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667–2288.

Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, coleslaw, and macaroni salad. Napili Plaza, 665–6262.

Moose McGillicuddy’s - Great value, large portions, all you can eat specials and merry atmosphere, large bar. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667–7758.

Mr. Sub Sandwhiches - speciality sandwhiches, salads and homemade soups. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683.

Nachos Grande - Fresh Mexican food, fast.

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Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929; Whalers Village, 667-0333.

Plantation House Restaurant - Hawaiian Mediterranean cuisine. Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299.

Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. The best lemon caper Mahi Mahi and Okinawan potato tempura ever! Open 10 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. and 4:30 to 9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512.

Roy’s Nicolina Restaurant - A quiet ambience suffuses this dining experience, enhanced by the Pacific Rim cuisine. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Kahana, 669–5000.

Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Family selections of healthy cuisine. Poolside. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525.

Rusty Harpoon Restaurant and Tavern Quench thirst, satiate hunger and watch sports. Large parties welcome. Whalers Village, Kaanapali, 661–3123.

Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion in a casual and lively atmosphere. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 6651822.

Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA Prime Steak, fine wines. Dinner served nightly. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815.

Pancho & Lefty’s - Delicious and spicy appetizers, traditional and specialty Mexican food. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–4666.

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Reilley’s - Known for their choice award-winning beef. Gourmet steaks and seafood overlooking the Ka`anapali Golf Course’s 18th hole. 2290 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 667–7477.

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Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Sushi rolls, sashimi, various Japanese appetizers, sandwiches and more.

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Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront award-winning contemporary Pacific cuisine. Live jazz on weekends. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341.

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Smokehouse BBQ Bar & Grill - The best BBQ ribs on the island. along with burgers, and sandwhiches. Great veiw of the ocean. 1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7005.

Spats Trattoria - Step into old Northern Italy. Tables are private, the Antipasti serves two. Hyatt Regency, Kaanapali, 667–4727.

Sports Club Kahana Grill - Upscale, healthy restaurant inside Sports Club Kahana. Breakfast, lunch & take-out. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 6693539.

Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m. to 4 p.m. daily. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558.

Swan Court - One of the top 10 romantic restaurants in the world, extensive list of contemporary fine wines. Hyatt Regency, Kaanapali, 667–4727.

Take Sushi - Open late night for late night sushi lovers. full menu Daily specials. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051.

Terrace Restaurant - Open from 6:30-11 a.m. serving breakfast only. Elegant dining, buffet-style rotating menu ranging from “Beakfast on the Farm” to “Hawaiian Plantation-Style Breakfast.” Special Mimosa and Bloody Mary menus. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200.

Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had it, Curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. Old Lahaina Center, 667–2814.

Tropica - Enjoy the fire and ice-themed restaurant where the cold food and drink bar is tucked between two “volcanoes.” Westin, Kaanapali, 667–2525.

Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine featuring fresh pasta and extensive wine list. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466.

Whale’s Tale - All open-air lanai dining. Casual dining, specials, large portions. 672 Front St., Lahaina, 667–4044.

Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s inexpensive Italian bistro with homestyle pasta, pizza and salad. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661–6633.

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When 4000 Records Isn’t Enough Jay Langworthy, a.k.a. DJ Boomshot, opened the door to his Maalaea beachfront “party house.” He struggled to wipe the sleep from his eyes as he welcomed me into a room filled with crates of albums.

He said he was recovering from a long, busy weekend that wasn’t yet over.

“I’ve been gigging a lot, which is good,” he said, “but I’m tired!”

As he flipped through albums to load into his repertoire for the evening’s set at the SandBar, he talked about his recent gigs, which included a wedding the night before.

“Weddings are good,” he said.

“Everybody’s happy, having a good time, the pay’s good. People at clubs tend to be more… fussy.”

He stopped to put another record in his stack. “High expectations means [the club goers] are going to be disappointed,” he said. “They just need to keep an open mind.”

In addition to his weekly club gigs and the occasional wedding, Boomshot also spins at corporate conventions and skate park demos, as well as most of the Redbull events, including the King of the Air windsurfing parties in September.

“I used to work with Redbull in California,” he said. “It took a while to reestablish my link with them but now I hope to do the events here, too.”

He said the skate and surf gigs are fun because they give him a chance to get back to his roots in punk rock music. His current wall-to-wall collection of about 4000 records actually started in 1984 with albums from bands like Youth Brigade, Minor Threat and Social Distortion. But it was his favorite band, Bad Brains, that served as the spiritual bridge between punk and his love of reggae.

“I was on acid one day,” said Boomshot, “and I dropped a needle on my Bad Brains record—I think it was ‘I and I Survive’—

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and the next punk rock song came on and I came back into my body and kinda thought ‘what was that?’ It really transported me somewhere. Something clicked and the next day I bought two Bob Marley and two Peter Tosh albums.”

Prior to that, he had pretty much been raised on his parents’ funk and jazz records, like Earth, Wind & Fire, Tower of Power, Miles Davis and great jazz vocalists like Frank Sinatra and Ella Fitzgerald.

“I remember I liked it then,” Boomshot said, “but now it’s music I love.”

He laughed and said that while he owes a lot to his parents for his broad range of musical tastes, he’s “had to talk them out of a couple of James Brown records!”

Boomshot said he started down the DJ road while in high school Radio Club in 1986. Back then, his turntable had to share bedroom space with his skateboard. In fact, at the time Boomshot was even sponsored for a couple years in Oregon. Then in 1992, he traded his glamorous skate life for bass guitarist status in punk bands like Wheel of Misfortune and Cornerstone, a popular reggae band out of Chico, California.

At that time, he also started “sound operating” a couple of reggae shows on the radio, but wasn’t completely satisfied being just a reggae DJ. He began including more hip-hop and soul, learning how to use the turntable as an “instrument.”

“It’s a hard instrument to learn,” said Boomshot. “With a piano, you can look at all 88 keys—or with a guitar’s strings and frets— you know which note you’ll get. With a turntable, there’s no set formula for how to get sound out of it.”

As Boomshot loaded his three boxes of LPs, three more boxes of 45s, his mixer, headphones, needles, banner, microphone and a few copies of his mixed CD, Roots Classics & Dub Plate Specials, he explained how the roots of hip-hop came from Jamaica and how,

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“Somewhere all music is relevant,” he said.

“Everybody is moved and affected by different music, even if it’s not particularly your thing.”

You can groove to ‘70s funk, soul and disco with DJ Boomshot every Thursday, from 10

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p.m. to 1 a.m. at Bocalino in Kihei. Every Sunday he spins roots reggae and dancehall, 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. at SandBar in Paia. Also catch him spinning reggae between sets with Marty Dread every Monday, 10 p.m. to 1 a.m. at the Hard Rock Café in Lahaina. His new mixed CD can be purchased at Request Music in Wailuku and Lahaina, as well as Borders Books & Music in Kahului. MTW

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Accident-Prone Yards sequel comes up short Proof that most sequels should be avoided, The Whole Ten Yards vaporizes the humor of its superior 1999 precuser The Whole Nine Yards. Former cast members Bruce Willis, Matthew Perry, Amanda Peet, Natasha Henstridge and Kevin Pollak return to a world of goofy hit-men wherein retired hitman-turned-homebody Jimmy (Willis) has since gone on the lamb in Mexico with his hit-woman wife Amanda Peet. Accident-prone paranoid dentist Oz (Perry) seeks Willis’ assistance when his wife Cynthia (Henstridge) is kidnapped by the Hungarian mob. There’s barely a laugh to be had in this miserable pratfall filled goose chase of a movie.

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★★★★★ A key ingredient in any funny comedian is a wide streak of self-indulgence. When you think of John Belushi, Richard Pryor, Peter Sellers, or even younger funnymen such as Tom Green or Jim Carrey, you’re immediately hit with their shameless and utter commitment to their actions. Sadly, this golden comedic trait is missing from the cast of Ten Yards. It’s not enough to introduce Bruce Willis as an apron-wearing bitchy househusband without the actor’s essential raw attraction to that disguise.

Supposedly, Jimmy “The Tulip” Tudeski is attempting to confuse his wife, and the outside world, into believing that’s he’s lost his mind so that he can surreptitiously pull off a scheme to rob the father of one of his last hits. Kevin Pollak plays Lazlo Gogolak, the kooky Hungarian mob boss that Jimmy conspires to rook, and he comes the closest to creating a “funny” character except he falls short by constantly waiting for his comic bits to connect. You can see him gauging his own amusing effect as he mispronounces words in a faux Hungarian dialect that telegraphs his intention. No matter how many times he slaps his underlings in the face, it’s never funny because he doesn’t dare to take any risks with his savageness.

Jimmy’s wife Jill (Amanda Peet) is an assassin in training but she still hasn’t committed a clean hit. One of the best scenes in the movie is a flashback of Jill’s last job where she “twitched” when a phone rang in her victim’s hotel room and she knocked his spaghetti dinner on the floor before he arrived. Her prey ended up taking a dive out of the window without Jill ever firing a shot. The scene played with a zing because there was a precise amount of suspense, context and sudden

Bruce “The Tulip” Willis violence that quickly shifted to dissatisfaction.

It also gave the relationship between Jimmy and Jill a focus that never returns in the movie.

The burden of comedy in Ten Yards rests on Matthew Perry’s large shoulders for his wealth of experience on Friends. One could argue that Bruce Willis is the film’s leading character, but Willis is too lazy to trifle with the energized mockery needed to anchor a comedy. For his part, Perry takes so many pratfalls that you begin to wonder at how much real pain he might have suffered for so little comic reward.

Director Howard Deutch (Grumpier Old Men) neglects giving Oz’s itinerant stumbling any set up. Instead of allowing the audience to see the banana peel that will miraculously attract Oz’s left foot, we are besieged with his ceaseless head banging into doors and walls. The results are never funny and wear on the audience as much as Bruce Willis’ interminable whining and crying that he indulges in over his perpetually heartless treatment of Jill.

By the wobbly end of The Whole Ten Yards you’ll be happy to hit the exit doors in search of a worthy comedy like the upcoming Envy with Jack Black, an authentic comedian who never fails to bring the big energy to his frenetic characters. Rated PG-13. 99 mins. MTW

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Wednesday, April 14 City Of God 5 & 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater Smart and visceral, stylish and raw -- this film heralds the advent of a fabulously exciting new moviemaking talent. Nominated for four Academy Awards including Best Foreign Language Film, Best Director and Best Cinematography. This is the true story of a young man who grew up on these streets of Brazil's most notorious slum and whose ambition as a photographer is our window in to his world. "It's fierce and shocking and dazzling and wonderful" (NY Times). In Portuguese with English subtitles.

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New This Week ALAMO - (PG-13) - Action/Drama - In the spring of 1836, nearly 200 Texans held the Alamo fort for 13 days under siege by the ruler of Mexico.

Led by three legendary men—the young, brash Colonel William Travis; (Patrick Wilson) the violent, passionate James Bowie (Jason Patric); and Davy Crockett (Billy Bob Thorton)—the Texans and their deeds at the Alamo would pass into history as General Sam Houston's (Dennis Quaid) rallying cry for Texas independence.

ELLA ENCHANTED - (PG) - Romantic Comedy Ella (Anne Hathaway) lives in a fanciful and magical world where all children are given a "gift" from a fairy godmother at the moment of their birth.

Little Ella's birthright is the gift and curse—of obedience. As a result of this unsual circumstance, Ella cannot refuse any command and is often left at the mercy of unscrupulous personalities. In a bid to regain control of her life, and to find love, Ella must outwit a kingdom filled with ogres, giants, wicked stepsisters.

GIRL NEXT DOOR - (R) - Comedy - Eighteenyear-old Matthew (Emile Hirsch) is a straight-lace over-achiever who has never really lived life, until he falls for the beautiful and seemingly innocent Danielle (Elisha Cuthbert). But then he realizes that his perfect “girl next door” was a onetime porn star and his sheltered existence begins to get out of control as he emerges from his shell and discover that sometimes you have to risk everything for the person that you love.

JOHNSON FAMILY VACATION - (PG) Comedy - Nate Johnson (Cedric The Entertainer) and his family's trek cross-country to Missouri to their annual family reunion/grudge match.

Reluctantly along for the ride are Nate's wife (Vanessa Williams), their rapper-wannabe son (Bow Wow), their teenage daughter (Solange Knowles) and their youngest (Gabby Soleil), whose imaginary dog Nate they just can't seem to keep track of.

13 GOING ON 30 - (PG13) - Romantic Comedy - After playing the party game “Seven Minutes in the Closet,” an awkward preteen girl emerges from the closet just days shy of her 30th birthday and suddenly has to take on the challenges of having a 13-year-old mind and a 30-year-old body.

Stars Jennifer Garner.

WHOLE TEN YARDS - (PG) - Comedy - A sequel that follows the wacky misadventures of a hitman (Bruce Willis) married to the former dental assistant (Amanda Peet) of his next door neighbor, a mild-mannered dentist (Matthew Perry), who is married to the hitman’s ex-wife (Natasha Henstridge). See Film Critique.

Now Showing DAWN OF THE DEAD - (R) - Horror - The United States is turned upside-down by a strange plague-like event in which millions of corpses walk the earth as blood-thirsty zombies and multiplying rapidly. A small group of survivors, which include a nurse (Sarah Polley) and a police officer (Ving Rhames), try to find protection in a mall.

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HELLBOY - (PG13) - Action/Fantasy - When a Nazi mystical experiment goes awry in 1944, the target of a wizard's spell, the child of Satan, Hellboy (Ron Perlman) is taken from his home, adopted by U.S. agents and is raised as a force of good. Now, the adult Hellboy, an investigator of the paranormal, is sent on a mission that brings him back in touch with the evil genius that started it all.

HIDALGO - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - In 1890, a wealthy Sheik (Omar Sharif) invited an American cowboy (Viggo Mortensen) and his horse to enter the greatest long horse race ever run, putting them against the world’s greatest Arabian horses and Bedouin riders, whom were determined to prevent the American from finishing the race. For the cowboy, the race not only becomes a matter of pride and honor, but a race for his very survival.

HOME ON THE RANGE - (PG) - Animation - Set in the wild west, this is the story of a herd of cows who band together to save their farm. The widow owes $1000 mortgage on the farm and has no way to pay for it. Fearing that they'll be sold to the local meat-packing plant, the cows’ leader Dame (voice of Judi Dench) seeks to find a way to earn the money by entering the family horse (Cuba Gooding, Jr.) that used to belong to a bounty hunter, has a bandit in the nearby town (Randy Quaid), with a $1000 bounty on his head.

JERSEY GIRL - (PG) - Romantic Comedy - A smooth, Manhattan music publicist (Ben Affleck) has just married the love of his life (Jennifer Lopez) and has a child on the way. It's a perfect life that is tragically upended when he suddenly finds himself a single father unqualified for his new role. Losing his job, he is forced to move back to the New Jersey suburbs, where he meets a beautiful young friend (Liv Tyler) who, along with his daughter (Raquel Castro), opens him up to love and courage again.

LADYKILLERS - (R) - Crime Comedy - The plot of an eccentric professor-turned-criminal-mastermind (Tom Hanks) to commit the massive heist of a New Orleans riverboat casino appears to be thwarted by the actions of Mrs. Munson, the seemingly-innocent little old landlady of the place that he and his three accomplices are staying in, and from which they want to dig a tunnel to where the casino's money is kept.

PASSION OF THE CHRIST - (R) - Drama - This is the story about the last 12 hours in the life of Jesus Christ (James Caviezel), on the day of his crucifixion in Jerusalem. The film's script is based on several books, including the diaries of St. Anne Catherine Emmerich (1774-1824) as collected in the book, The Dolorous Passion of Our Lord Jesus Christ, and the New Testament books of John, Luke, Mark and Matthew.

PRINCE AND ME - (PG) - Romantic Comedy Starting her education at an Indiana university, a freespirited American college student and motorcycling enthusiast (Julia Stiles) falls in love with one of her classmates, but what she doesn't know is that he's actually a Danish prince (Luke Mably).

SCOOBY DOO 2: MONSTERS UNLEASHED (PG) - Family Comedy - Scooby and the Mystery Inc. gang return in this adventure in which they must investigate the reappearances of several of the creatures from the classic TV show. Stars Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze, Jr. STARSKY & HUTCH - (PG-13) - Action/Comedy - In 1970, Bay City police detectives Hutch (Owen Wilson) and Starsky (Ben Stiller) always get the toughest cases from their uptight boss, so they rely on the knowledable street informer, Huggy Bear (Snoop Dogg).

TAKING LIVES - (R) - Suspense/Thriller - An FBI agent (Angelina Jolie) becomes entangled in an unexpected romance as she struggles to solve a case with a serial murderer who assumes the lives and indenties of his victims. Also stars Ethan Hawke, Kiefer Sutherland, Olivier Martinez and Gena Rowlands.

WALKING TALL - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - A retired soldier (The Rock) returns to his hometown finds out that the place he grew up is now overrun with crime, drugs and violence. His wealthy high school rival (Neal McDonough) has closed the once-prosperous lumber mill and turned the town's resources towards his own criminal gains. With the help of an old pal (Johnny Knoxville), Chris gets elected sheriff and vows to shut down Hamilton's operations.

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Maui Mall, 249–2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee Alamo - PG13 - Fr, M-W (1, 4), 7, 10, Sa-Su (1), 4, 7, 10 Dawn of the Dead - R - Th (1:30, 4:30), 7:30, 10, Fr , MW (4:30), 10, Sa-Su 4:30, 10 Ella Enchanted - PG - Fr, M-W (12:30, 2:45, 5), 7:15, 9:30, 7:15, 9:30, Sa-Su (12:30, 2:45), 5, 7:15, 9:30 50 First Dates - PG13 - Th (1:30, 4:30), 9:50, Fr, M-W (1:30, 7:30, Sa (1:30), Su (1:30), 7:30 Hellboy - PG13 - Th (1, 1:30, 4, 4:30), 7, 7:15, 9:45, 10, Fr, M-W (1,1:30, 4, 4:30), 7, 7:15, 9:45, 10, Sa-Su (1, 1:30), 4, 4:30, 7, 7:15, 9:45, 10 Hidalgo - PG-13 - Th (4), 7, Fr, M-W, Sa-Su (1, 4), 7, 9:50 Jersey Girl - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (12:30, 2:50, 5:10), 7:30, 9:55, Sa-Su (12:30, 2:50), 5:10, 7:30, 9:55 Johnson Family Vacation - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (12:30, 2:45, 5), 7:20, 9:35, Sa-Su (12:30, 2:45), 5, 7:20, 9:35 Ladykillers - R - Th (12:45, 1:15, 4, 4:30), 7, 7:30, 9:30, 10, Fr, M-W (12:45, 4:15),7:15, 9:45, Sa-Su (12:45), 4:15, 7:15, 9:45 Prince and Me - PG13 - Th (1:15, 4:15), 7, 9:45, (1:15, 4:15), 7:10, 9:40, Fr, M-W (1:15, 4:15), 7:10, 9:40, Sa-Su (1:15), 4:15, 7:10, 9:40 Scooby Doo 2 - PG - Th (12:30, 1, 2:45, 3:15, 5, 530), 7:45, 10, Fr, M-W (12:40, 3, 5:20), 7:45, 10, Sa-Su (12:40, 3), 5:20, 7:45, 10 13 Going On 30 - PG13 - Sneak Preview! Sat only 7:30 Walking Tall - PG13 - Th (12:45, 3, 5:15), 7:15, 7:45, 9;30, 10, Fr, M-W (12:45, 3, 5:15), 7:30, 9:45, Sa-Su (12:45, 3), 5:15, 7:30, 9:45

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka`ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Home on the Range - PG - Daily (1, 1:45, 3, 3:45), 5, 5:45, 7, 7:45, 9, 9:45 Passion of the Christ - R - Daily (1:30), 4:30, 7:15, 10 The Girl Next Door - R - Daily (12:30, 2:55), 5:15, 7:40, 10 Starsky & Hutch - PG13 - Daily (12:30), 5:10, 9:50 Taking Lives - R - Daily (2:50), 7:30 The Whole Ten Yarsds - PG13 - Daily (12:45, 3:05), 5:15,7:30, 9:45

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FRONT STREET THEATERS 900 Front Street, 249–2222 Alamo - PG13 - Fr-Su (1:15). 4:15, 7:15, 10:10, M-W (4:15), 7:15, 10:10 Girl Next Door- R - Fr -Su (1:30), 4:30, 7:30, 9:50, M-W (4:30), 7:30, 9:50 Hellboy - PG13 - Th (4:10), 7:15, 9:50, Fr,-Su (1), 4, 7, 9:50, MW (4), 7, 9:50 Hidalgo - PG13 - Th only (4), 7, 9:45 Scooby Doo 2 - PG - Th only (4:145), 7:30, 9:30 Starsky & Hutch - PG13 - Th only (4:30) Taking Lives - R - Th only 7:30, 9:40 Whole Nine Yards - PG13 - Fr-Su (1:45), 4:45, 7:30, 10, MW (4:45), 7:30, 10

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Angels vs. Mariners Wednesday, 4:05 p.m. on Fox Sports Net I’m not one of those old-timey sports writers who gets all dewy-eyed thinking of afternoons at Shibe Park or the wit and witticism of Yogi Berra or where they were during that game when Reggie hit his third homer against the Dodgers, but I do love a good game of baseball. And this season, more so than any other season in its history—including its historic, amazing 2002 World Series Champion series—the Anaheim Angels will deliver good baseball. Stunning baseball, actually—what more do you want than a solid pitching rotation and a no-weak-link batting lineup? To you non-sporting fans out there, you have no idea how truly amazing the Angels are this year—after decades of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory or just playing lousy, they’ve finally gone out and become a normal ball club. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

Mad Cow Disease Wednesday, 7 p.m. at the Seventh-Day Adventist Church in Kahului Don’t know if you read the papers, but bovine spongiform encephalopathy (BSE) is all the rage right now. Since the media can’t handle long names like that, people have taken to calling it “Mad Cow Disease.” Only cows get Mad Cow Disease, but humans can get variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (vCJD), which turns your brain to oatmeal just the same as BSE. Increasingly, scientists feel that the two diseases are linked, and that people who eat BSE-infected beef will get vCJD. Shedding light on this delicate subject is Howard Lyman, an ex-cattleman who decided that people are better off if they just lock up the barbecue. Lyman’s so outspoken on the dangers of eating red meat that Texas ranchers sued him after he told all on Oprah Winfrey’s show. There will be free refreshments at the lecture, but don’t expect hot dogs and burgers. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

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World Music Thursday (tonight!), 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC Baaba Maal is one of Africa’s most treasured musicians and humanitarians. Currently, he tours the world with his nine-person band, incorporating the traditional music of his homeland with a contemporary, global pop flair.

He has created enough Afro-pop music to fill about a dozen albums and has sold out shows for almost 20 years.

Baaba Maal and his current band combine the traditional sounds of Africa with modern reggae, rap and salsa, utilizing the percussive and stringed instruments of his native land. The performances, while billed as “acoustic,” should explode with talking drums, African dance and the passionate fervor of Senegal’s biggest export. By defying his predetermined fate yet valuing the gifts of his ancestors, Maal continues to create a bridge between Africa and the West.

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Here Comes Peter Cottontail Easter Sunday Where does the idea of the Easter bunny come from? What do rabbits and the Christian celebration have to do with each other? Well, actually, the Easter bunny has its origin in pre-Christian fertility lore. The rabbit has always been known to be a very fertile animal and fittingly served as a symbol of life during the spring season. The idea of the bunny as a symbol of celebrating spring as nature coming back to life again also correlated later to the Christian view of Jesus’ resurrection.

The bunny as an Easter symbol was introduced in Germany in the 1500s, and the first edible Easter bunnies were made in the early 1800s. When German settlers arrived in the Pennsylvania Dutch country in the 1700s, the Easter bunny came with them. Then somebody apparently ate some mushrooms, dyed some eggs pink, blue and yellow, and told the town kids to go “on an Easter egg hunt” for a bunch of eggs laid by a giant rabbit. No, I’m kidding. I don’t know where the eggs came from. The rabbit came first, anyway.

DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Baaba Maal - Thursday (tonight!). Afro-pop master and his Sengalese nine-piece band that combines traditional African sounds with reggae, rap, R&B and salsa. Tickets: $26, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Taishokoto Matsuri with Ms. Akiyo Kato and Kinseiryu Ensemble - Friday. From popular children’s song to classical and popular music, the elegant and heartwarming sound of the Taishokoto is beloved by many in Japan. Free. 6 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC 242-7469.

TICKETS ON SALE Peter and the Wolf—The Ballet - April 16-17. A ballet composed by Prokofiev to introduce children to the instruments of the orchestra. Tickets: $14 adults, $8 kids 12 & under. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Armory Heavyweights - April 18. Semi-annual competition composed of a 3-on-3 B-Boy/B-Girl Break Dance battle, an MC/Lyricist Freestyle battle, a DJ/Turntablist battle and a one-on-one B-Boy Break battle. 1 p.m., War Memorial Gym, (808) 779-4953.

Dan Crary & George Kahumoko Jr. - April 23.

Flatpicking legend and slack key guitar master present “Bluegrass Beat/Hawaiian Heat.” Tickets: $25. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Maui Academy of Performing Arts 30th Anniversary - April 24. A walk down memory lane with Mapa, Eric Gilliom, Gregory Poire and Bill Kohne. and many more. Tickets: $50-$30. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

The Second City - April 29. Chicago’s legendary comedy theater performances will feature some of the best sketches, songs and improvisations. Tickets: $32-$22. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

A Lei of Stars - May 1. Maui Concert Chorus, Youth Chorus, Uluwehi Guerrero and special appearance by the performers of ‘Ulalena. Tickets: $10-35. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Brothers Cazimero - May 2. Remarkable entertainers, the Brothers are known for their absolutely beautiful harmonies and acoustic styling. The award-winning performers will be joined on stage by kumu Hula Leina’ala Heine. Tickets: $35. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC 242-7469 .

EVENTS

ThuRsdAy, ApRil 8 The 12th Annual Celebration Of The Arts - 10 a.m. at the Ritz Carlton, Kapalua. This event pays tribute to the people, arts and culture of Hawaii through demonstrations in hula and chant, followed by a Hawaiian Luau and a special celebration concert

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Kihei Community Association's Luau Fundraiser - 5:30-9 pm. at the VFW Hall, 2110 Uluniu Rd. A full local-style luau will be served (prepared by the ladies of the VFW) live entertainment, and a silent auction. Tickets $25. For info, call 879-5390.

Anzanga Marimba Ensemble - 9:45 p.m. at Casanova, Makawao. A rich brew of ancient traditions and contemporary sounds of Zimbabwe, South Africa and Zambia, they jam spirit-lifting polyrhythms. $10.

For info, call 572-0220.

The Dragon And The Tiger: The Birth of Bruce Lee’ Jeet Kune Do - 12 p.m. at Borders Books, Kahului. Many parts of Bruce Lee’s life continue to be enshrouded mystery. explore the intense and formative period of Lee’s life in the Oakland years. For info, call 877-6760.

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Cool Cat Cafe - Evan Schulman, Thu; Mike “Pelon,” Fri; Zach Schmidt, Sat; Damien Awai, Mon; How Phat, Wed. All sets 6:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 6670908.

Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Brian Haia, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho Tu; Damien Awai, open mic night 10:30-1:30pm Wed; Nino Toscan Thu-Fri; Kawika Lum Ho Sat; Damien Awai Sun All sets from 6:30-9:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Highway, 669-3474.

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Cheeseburger in Paradise – Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Mon and Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. and 8-11 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

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Entertainment by the Voodoo Suns, and pupus along with at clash bar. For info,call 276-6811.

Cafe O’Lei - Steve Argenti, Tue-Fri 5:30-9 p.m. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491.

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DJ Boomshot, Disco, Funk No cover, 10pm

Neto Peraza, Latin, No cover, 10pm

Kilohana, Hawaiian No cover, 10pm

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Topix Orgasmix $10, 9:45pm

Anzanga, Zimbabwe Marimba $10, 9:45pm

Wed - Ladies’ Night, $5, 9:45pm

CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT

Lawai’a, No cover, 10:30pm-12:30am

Mon - Lawai’a, No cover, 10:30pm-12:30am

COMPADRES BAR & GRILL

Salsa Night $5, 10pm

Tue - Twangers, No cover, 9pm

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1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

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1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

142 Hana Hwy, Paia - 579-9453

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

Rockin’ Sushi w/ACE’s Radio Rehab, No cover, 10pm

ERIK’S SEAFOOD & SUSHI 843 Wainee St., Lahaina - 662-8780

The Buzz No cover, 10pm

Spider Monkeys No cover, 10pm

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VIP Productions 9pm

Conscious Healing (Backyard) 9pm

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

Mon - Curtiss Williams & Guest; Tue Jay Molina, & Gilbert Emata W/ Vamessa; Wed - Soul Concepts W/ Curtiss Williams; All shows 10pm, No cover

Open Mic Night, with Jim (Deviltown), 10pm

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2291 Kaanapali Prkwy, Lahaina 661-3160

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Dr. Nat, Neto Peraza, 8pm - Close

Flava Zone 9pm

MON - Willie K; Tue - Fat Tuesday, w/Fat Joe, 10pm; WED - Aloha Wed

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MON - Marty Dread, Reggae, $5, 10pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

Tom Cherry Band No cover, 9pm

Steve Mendoza Band No cover, 9pm

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

JAWZ TACOS

Lary Council Band No cover, 9pm

DJ Aloe Vera, Classic House No Cover, 9 pm

1279 S. Kihei Rd. Azeka II - 874-8226

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

Kenny Roberts No cover, 9pm

36 Keala Place, Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

El Nino, No cover, 7pm

Crunch Pups No cover, 9pm

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

KIMO’S

Earnest & Kawika No cover, 10pm-12am

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE

Gina Martinelli, No cover, 6pm

Mon-Wed - Da-Haw-Y-ans, No cover, 6pm

Karaoke, No cover, 9:30pm

Wed - Karaoke, No cover, 9:30

Mark Burnett No cover, 10pm-12am

Karaoke w/Auntie Toddy Lilikoi, Karaoke w/Auntie Toddy Lilikoi, No cover, 9:30pm No cover, 9:30pm

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

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DA KINECALENDAR Hula Grill - Kawika Lum and Albert & Billy, Mon; Jarret Roback and Albert & Billy, Tue; Ernest Pua’a and don, Brian & Damien, Wed; Ernest Pua’a and Bradah Brian & Don Th; Ernest Pua’a and & Kawika Lynn; Fr; Kawika Lum and Da Ukulele Boyz, Sat; Kawika Lum and Ryan Tanaka & Friends, Sun. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz – Live music with Tracey and Farzad, Wed and Fri, 6:30-9 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787.

Kahana Terrace Restaurant – Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m.

Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399.

Kimo’s – Sam Ahia, Wed thru Sun, 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Leilani’s On The Beach – Crazy Fingers, Thu, 4-6 p.m.; JD & Mario, Fri - Sat, 2:30 -5:30 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 2:30-5:30 p.m; 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building J, Kaanapali, 661-4495.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Pancho and Lefty’s Cantina & Restaurante Pianist Rene Alonzo & Friends play light rock, country and blues during happy hour on Thursday from 3-6 p.m. and this Saturday from 8-11 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, in the Wharf Cinema Center, 661-4666.

Pioneer Inn – Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu; 6-9pm Mon, Wed; Captain Billy Bones 6-8 pm; Tue; Ricardo Dioso 6-9 pm.,658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 6613636.

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Live music (grand piano) 6-9 p.m., Gene Argelle, Mon and Tue; Joel Gold, Wed; Thu, Darrin Lenett, Fri. 2290 Kaanapali Parkway, Kaanapali, 667-7477.

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Livewire Cafe - Mark Johnston, Tue 7-10 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

Moana Cafe - Gypsy guitar w/ Bo Shores, Sun, 6-9 p.m.; vintage Hawaiian music, Wed, 6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

RESORT SHOWS

Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages Illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 4:30 p.m., Kanahele Room; Lanui, live music and dancing, 6-9 nightly. Free hula show, 6:30-7:30 nightly; Sunday Champagne Brunch with Hawaiian music by Polinahe, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

Kapalua Bay Hotel 1 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669-5656

Nalu’s: Kilohana, Wed, 8-10:30 p.m.

Maui Marriott 100 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 667-1200

Hawaiian Music: Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Kincaid Basques Fri-Sat, Mon-Tue; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m.

Capische? – Mark Johnston; Thu-Sat; Brian Cuomo Su, Tu, Wed; Sal & Estaire Godinez, Mon.; all sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.

Mulligan’s on the Blue – Fri ,Tue, Wailea Nights, Barry Flanagan & Eric Gilliom, dinner and show $35, 810p.m.; Celtic Tigers, Sun, 7-10 p.m., 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Seawatch Restaurant - Pianist Angela Carr, Fri, 6-9 p.m.; guitarist Luis Diaz, Sat, 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Latin guitar w/ Luis Diaz, Wed-Fri; guitar and vocals w/ Brado, Sat; Brian Wittman Sun-Mon; Patrick Mayor, Tue All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

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Jacque’s - Mon, Mark Johnston w/ Dustin, ambient

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Marco’s Southside Grill – Various artists (piano), Mon -Sun. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041.

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“Tony ‘n Tina’s Wedding” Tue, Thu, Sat, 6:30 p.m. at Spats Trattoria. Torchlighting ceremony at 6:15 nightly followed by live Hawaiian entertainment 6:309:30 nightly in the Weeping Banyan: Sam Fukuhara, Thu, Sun-Tue; Larry Gollis, Fri and Sat; Stephanie Anderson, Wed; "Drums of the Pacific" luau by Tihati, 5:30-8 nightly.

Sir Wilfred’s at Whalers Villiage - Maui West Side Jazz, featuring some Maui’s greatest musicians, 2:30-5 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Lahaina, 6610202.

Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m. Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206.

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The Bay Club: Jazz trio, Fri and Sat, 6-9 p.m.; solo pianist, Sun-Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Gardenia Court: contemporary Hawaiian music, Sun, 9:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; Lehua Lounge: Free hula show nightly 5:30-7 and contemporary Hawaiian music 7-8:30.

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Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincades. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 6691500.

Whale’s Tale Bar & Grill - Eric Pietsch, Thu, Mon, ; Joe Bennett, Fri; Mario & Will, Sat; Anastasia & Niles, Sun. All sets from 6 to 9 p.m. 672 Front St., Lahaina, 6674044.

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Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:30-11:30pm

Pam Peterson & Rudy Baria, 8:30-11:30pm

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Wailea Nights, Barry Flanagan & Eric Gilliom, $10, 8pm

Afrodisiacs $5, 9pm

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"Eddie and Eddie" w/Eddie Lilikoi and Eddie Sebala, 5-9:30 nightly in the Royal Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian song and dance at 5 nightly.

Hotel Hana-Maui Hana, 248-8211

Lobby Lounge: Live music, 6-10 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae, Fri-Tue, 6:15-9:45 p.m.

Sheraton Maui Hotel 2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/hula dancers, 6-8 nightly: Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed; torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly.

The Westin Maui Hotel 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Colonnade Asian Noodle Cafe: Benny Uyetake, Thu-Fri, Tue-Wed; Mitch Kepa, Sun-Mon both 6-9 p.m.; Mitch Kepa, 5:30-8:30 p.m.

SOUTH MAUI Four Seasons Resort Wailea 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:307:30 p.m. w/hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Tiffany Lee and Josh Mon and Sat, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:30-11:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly.

Grand Wailea Resort Hotel & Spa 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, 5:30-9:30 nightly: Larry Golis, Thu; Brian Mansano, Fri; Ricardo, Sat; Luis Diaz, Sun thru Tue; Mitch Kepa, Wed; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly.

The Fairmont Kea Lani Maui 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100 Jazz entertainment from 6-9 nightly in the Lobby Bar. Wailea Marriott 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922

EAST MAUI Hawaiian music in Paniolo Lounge, Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.

STAGE Maui OnStage Presents “Into The Woods” Fri-Sat, 7:30 p.m. and Sun 6:30 p.m. at Iao Theater, Wailuku. Based on the moral dilemmas as depicted through classical fairy tales. The cast features some of the most renowned musical talent on the island.

Tickets: $22-20. For info,call 242-6969.

King’s Cathedral Presents “His Final Hours“Fri-Sun, 7 p.m. at King’s Cathedral Maui, Kahului. Live presentation of the last days of Christ featuring Aaron Baker as the Christ. Tickets: $10. For info, call 871-7311.

lECTURES Why Whales Do That - Daily, 12:45 and 3:15 p.m.

Ocean Science Discovery Center in Ma’alaea. Free presentation focusing on the intriguing behavior of Hawaii’s humpback whales. For info, call 249-8811.

“Mad Cow Disease: What you need to know” - Wed 7 p.m. at Seventh Day Adventist Church, Kahului. Howard Lyman will speak about the risk, of the Disease in America, the diet of the mad cows, and the diet of society. For info, call 575-7694.

KEIki 4-H Market Day - Sat, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. at the Maui Mall, Kahului. Crafts items, Easter goodies, along with games and entertainment and picture taking with the Easter Bunny. For info, call 872-4320.

Hope Chapel North Shore's "Great Easter Egg Hunt" - Sat 9:30-11a.m. at the 4th Marine Division Park Haiku. This event will include crafts, games, and keiki hula performances, snacks and fellowship,with appearance by Una the Clown. For info, call 575-2650.

Hawaiian entertainment w/hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradyse & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri.

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Crunch Pups, No cover, 9:30 pm

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If you can’t talk about it, you shouldn’t be doing it At a breakfast held upcountry last Thursday, about a dozen women gathered to talk, eat and drink. We ate fresh fruit, scrambled eggs, chicken-apple sausages, croissants and Krispy Kreme donuts in between the Bailey’s Coffees and mimosas. Helen was a gracious hostess and conversation flowed freely.

Arica, her visiting Norwegian friend Christina and the rest of the girls hung out on the lanai and Kirsten made us all some Bloody Marys. I talked with Heidi about planning a future trip to Italy, while Tarah and Bernadette arrived with the quiche. No breakfast party is complete without the quiche.

Then a small group of us went to someone’s house for a photographic session. Amy wanted to create a catalog of the new lingerie from her boutique. We drank vodka cocktails and blared ‘80s tunes, like that Right Said Fred song “I’m Too Sexy,” while the perfectly gorgeous petite model worried about how her butt looked and Kirsten, the photographer, yelled out things like, “Give it to me! Yeah, baby—that’s so hot! Beautiful! Right there!” It felt like a real high falootin’ fashion shoot.

The next day Kim and I went to a real-life adult party in Wailuku. Like, there was intelligent conversation, nobody puked and there wasn’t even a keg in sight! We happily ran into the smashing Denby and Rob, and a very silly Jason and Katy, while I ate chocolate strawberries and lilikoi poundcake. Plus, there was fondue. No real-life adult party is complete without the… well, you get the idea.

But it was mostly couples and some talk of butt plugs, so Kim and I bailed.

We went to the SandBar in Paia because I wanted to see the reggae band Kindred Spirit—except they never showed up. So then we went up to Casanova in Makawao so we could check out the very popular, recently reunited Hawaiian/reggae band Sly Dog, but they were actually playing the next night. And so we decided to head over to Hapa’s in Kihei and check out Liquid Lounge—a new multi-room event featuring several DJ’s, sushi and a fashion show. Hmm… DJ’s, sushi and fashion—what could be better?

I ran into a friend who was having a rough night.

“If I have another 12-year-old blonde in stiletto boots, a mini skirt and tight tank top with the push-up cleavage flip her hair at me one more time,” she said, “I’m gonna freak.”

We walked with her outside so she could smoke a cigarette.

“This night sucks. I’m through with men. My boobs hurt,” she went on. “I’m just going to go home, eat chocolate and masturbate.”

Right on, sister.

On Saturday, I woke up to someone blaring U2’s “It’s a Beautiful Day” at some godawful hour like 8:30 in the morning. It reminded me of the time I lived in Paia with eight windsurfing guys from Canada in a three-bedroom house next to Charley’s. The incredibly loud music from the bar would end at about 1 a.m. Then the real noise would kick in just a few hours later.

Because, you see, on the other side of the house was a Youth With a Mission church, which featured a Christian rock band or two who liked to practice first thing in the morning. I know they must be really good now because they sure did practice a lot. At seven in the morning.

Anyway, my neighbor ended up telling the guy to turn down the music.

“Damn sober people,” he said.

But I digress. I got a call from Jen, who was visiting some mainland girlfriends on the Big Island. She was being tortured by her “married” friends constantly talking about their loved ones’ lovable quirks and the flowers at their wedding, in between persistent calls to their boyfriends. Jen finally had to escape to her favorite store for a little shopping therapy. Only, it wasn’t open. So she called me.

“I NEED to spend $100 right NOW!” she said.

That night I went to see Gomega at the SandBar, which got packed as Kanoa went through amazing, rocked-out versions of the musical Annie’s “It’s a Hard Knock Life,” Justin Timberlake’s “Señorita” and a kickass cover of Snoop Dogg’s “Gin and Juice.” I think I even heard some beats from that new Britney Spears’ song “Toxic” but I can’t be sure.

That crazy Kanoa kid can sing anything!

Then some cute but dopey guy was chatting it up with a beautiful girl at the bar. After she left, he turned to my friend Maury with stars in his eyes.

“That chick is so cool—you don’t meet chicks like that on Maui,” he said. “She’s from West L.A.” MTW

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