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CONTENTS VOLUME 7 • ISSUE 24
COVER STORY 10 Sly Mongoose
Lahaina’s World Famous & oldest-running bar by Samantha Campos
LOCAL NEWS 5 ‘Never Trust The Occupier’ Confronting the militarization of Hawaii by Anthony Pignataro
Makena Weekly Will the Maui Weekly ever give us the whole story? by Anthony Pignataro
SURF & SPORTS 9 Maui Adventure Race For those who think triathlons wimpy by Chris Stankis
World Famous - P. 10
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Memorabilia and munchies at the Hard Rock Café by Sam Campos
6 COCONUT WIRELESS
A&E 17 Breaking Records
6 OVERHEARD... 7 NEWS OF THE WEIRD
Will Casanova survive a visit from DJ Swamp? by Sarah Callender
FILM CRITIQUE 18 Body And Soul
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13 DINING LISTINGS 27 PERSONALS
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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR SO CLOSE HE CALLS HIM ‘DENNIS’ For decades we haven’t had a real people’s candidate for president, not since FDR and The New Deal. In this unique time of extreme idiotic leadership, a very special person has thrown in his hat. Dennis Kucinich, the congressperson of Ohio and recipient of the 2003 Gandhi Peace Award, is running for the democratic nomination for President (“Kucinich Needs Money,” Nov. 27). Dennis Kucinich has a platform that articulates practical alternatives for our country. Dennis supports: a single payer health care system; creative diplomacy as an alternative to unilateralist militarization; protecting social security as an alternative to neglect or privatization; increased spending for public education; fair trade and withdrawal from NAFTA and the WTO; protection of civil liberties and repeal of the Patriot Act; complete equality for gays and lesbians and a woman’s right to choose; clean energy alternatives; and restored rural communities. He is committed to closing the U.S. Army School of the Americas, plans to establish a Department of Peace and will remove U.S. troops from Iraq while holding officials accountable for their lies and deception. We need his honesty, vision, platform and practical policy suggestions. Dennis Kucinich is the only candidate who is addressing problems of corporate farming, energy and environment at their root levels rather than trying to patch up economic or environmental symptoms. His approach goes far beyond simple sustainability and speaks to a future of restoration of healthy land, community and a permanent solar based national energy system. If any Democrat has a history of attracting swing voters in winning elections against better-funded Republican opponents, it is Dennis Kucinich. He has repeatedly defeated entrenched incumbents. He beat a Republican incumbent for mayor in 1977, for state senator in 1994 (overcoming the national right-wing tide) and for Congress in 1996. He is an unabashed progressive who wins because swing voters who don’t agree with
him on every issue still see him as a fighter for their interests, as someone who will put the interests of workers and middle-class consumers ahead of big-money interests. No Democrat is better positioned in 2004 to attract ‘Reagan Democrats’ and swing voters with a frontal attack on how Bush policies hurt them and favor the rich. Don’t believe the spin doctors of the corporate elite who say, “he doesn’t have a chance.” We decide who has a chance, we are the people, we have the vote. If we get him nominated he will be positioned to bring in a whole new congress and change the world. -George Chyz, Paia
GUY IN MAUI WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING I’m a 25-year resident of Maui. I’ve lived on Maui for all those years. I’ve never lived in Maui. I might have lived in Maui County. But you folks, I’m going to count on for setting the record straight. You do not live in an island. You live on an island. You live in a city. For example, Maui Times [sic] cannot be in Lahaina and in Maui at the same time. So please set the record straight. We people are always saying “in Maui this,” “I live in Maui,” “being here in Maui.” You might be in Maui County but you’re on Maui. You can’t be in an island unless you’re buried in it or underground. So please, set the record straight. You’re on Maui. We live on Maui. Mahalos. -Dave Mulkey, Haiku, via voicemail
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email@example.com To the ex-Kihei flower girl who now sells timeshares in Lahaina: We’re tired of you coming to our table and hitting us up for cigarettes and drink money. “Hey give me 20 bucks so I can get some smokes and a drink, I’ll pay you back.” Yeah right. We’ve never seen you pay anyone back. What we have seen is you leave our table and go to the next table and pull the same shit. Then to top it off you say, “Hey can I borrow your cell phone?” and then you go and call your friends on the mainland for 30 to 60 minutes. And while all this is going on your daughter is being taken care of by your good-hearted mom. Then later into the night after you’re drunk and high you tell us how you can’t find a decent guy. What do you expect?! We all work hard and don’t mind helping, but this is getting real old real fast. It’s time to grow up and get a life! Please DO NOT come to our table anymore!
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‘Never Trust The Occupier’ Confronting the militarization of Hawaii You know it’s going to be a great conference on Hawaiian rights and issues when one of the cameramen is wearing camouflage pants and a black shirt saying, “My heroes killed Captain Cook.” Such was the case at the Dec. 8 gathering at Maui Community College. Lasting all day, activists representing various Hawaiian organizations bashed the Office of Hawaiian Affairs as a useless tool of the U.S. Government, ripped the Akaka Bill offering partial sovereignty as a sell-out of the Hawaiian people, decried the movement to allow non-Hawaiians into the Kamehameha Schools, called for United Nations Observers to investigate what they called “the illegal annexation” of Hawaii and, near the end, attacked the “militarization of Hawaii.” The military’s role in Hawaii over the last century is well known. The only reason the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor in 1941 was to destroy the U.S. Navy’s Pacific fleet. But despite the victory over Japan and the end of the Cold War with the Soviet Union, the U.S. continues to control
huge swaths of Hawaiian territory—nearly a quarter of Oahu, according to one panelist. For a panel convened to argue against the militarization of the islands, their rhetoric was cold and aggressive. Panelists cursed the “unlawful occupation of Hawaii” and the 1898 “overthrow of the Hawaiian kingdom.” “The military’s role is to put down the struggle of indigenous people wherever they may be,” said longtime peace activist Soli Niheu. “The U.S., with the most guns, is leading the charge. The world’s indigenous people are in deep kim chee. We have an obligation to confront the powers at be by any means necessary.” Niheu looked like someone’s kindly old grandfather, but he opened his talk by saying he’d been arrested for his activism 27 times. If anyone in the room had the credentials to quote Malcom X, it was him. Oahu bases like Pearl Harbor, Schofield Barracks, Fort Shafter and Hickam Air Force Base take up lots of land. The Marines have done combat training on Kauai. The army’s wish to use tens of thousands of acres on the Big Island for combating training of the “Stryker Brigade” of lightly armored vehicles is gathering publicity
Marines storming the beach on Kauai and considered an all but done deal. But the green arm of the Pentagon even reaches Maui. There’s new telescope and astronomical station construction on Mauna Kea and Haleakala— all being done by big defense contractors. Not only are the volcanoes sensitive ecosystems, but panelist Kealoha Pisciotta said the Hawaiian people consider the mountain tops “temples.” “We have always been the gardeners of paradise,” said Pisciotta. “But paradise can be lost. When you take away the life force contained in the land, the people will die.” Then there’s the Navy running its nuclearpowered attack submarines up and down the channel between Maui and Lanai for shallow water training drills. According to panelist Isaac Harp, the Navy even has dozens of microphones on the seabed just off the Olowalu coast. Set up as a test station for anti-
submarine training, the microphones remain on the seafloor despite their installation permits running out years ago. “They said marine life was growing on them, so they couldn’t remove the microphones,” said Harp. “That was their excuse for not removing their trash.” Even the Navy’s returning Kaho’olawe, used for five decades as a gun range, presents problems. Much of the island still has unexploded munitions strewn about. “We should not accept Kaho’olawe until it’s 100 percent cleaned up,” said Niheu. Exactly what to do about Kaho’olawe, the Navy and the whole concept of a militarized Hawaii is a good question. As it stands now, it’s a simple power equation: the U.S. has the power, so it does as it pleases. At least Niheu knows what not to do. “Never trust the occupier,” he said. MTW
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LOCALNEWS MONDAY, DEC. 1 County Council meets tonight to discuss the big push to ban roosters, geese and peacocks from residential areas. I can’t make it tonight, but I’ll just read about it in tomorrow’s Maui News… About the only thing scarier than that Discovery Channel special on Mega-Tsunamis— you know, the 100 kilometer-long, 500meter high monsters created when, like, half a volcanic island decides to break off and slide into the ocean all of a sudden—is opening up the Sunday Maui News and finding this shocking, shocking Associated Press story buried on Page A4: “Officials confirm bug as black widow spider.” Okay, people, stay calm. Seems a woman found a spider in “a bunch of grapes” and did what any sane person would do in a similar situation: she called the government. According to the lucky AP stringer who got to call vector control and ask about this scoop of the century, “State entomologist George Kitaguchi said black widows are common in Hawaii.” Wow. A regular woman found a regular spider in a regular bunch of grapes. What’s next, a story saying the famed but elusive “Olinda Big Cat” probably doesn’t exist?… The famed but elusive “Olinda Big Cat” probably doesn’t exist, says yesterday’s edition of the Honolulu Advertiser. “The legend of a big cat has been circulating on Maui for 15 years or so, [32-year old Olinda resident and skeptic Glenn Coryell] said” to Advertiser reporter Timothy Hurley. “In recent years,” added Hurley, “the cat has been reported in Makena, in Haiku. When the Olinda cat hit the news, sightings were reported all over the island. ‘He’s been everywhere. He even goes on vacation with Bigfoot,’ Coryell said.” Thank you. In a scary but
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delightful coincidence, while cleaning out my old newspaper stacks I found the Sept. 18 issue of the Maui Weekly—by far the most sensationalist paper pushing the Big Cat story. It’s top story? “CAPTURE NEARS FOR BIG CAT.”
TUESDAY, DEC. 2 On a day when yet another American soldier is killed in Iraq, the Pentagon calls up 390 reservists of the locally based 411th Engineer Battalion. Just one guess on where they’re going. They’re part of 8,000 Hawaii-based soldiers already heading to Iraq. Of this latest contingent, 130 hail from Maui. The unit saw action in World War II but somehow managed to sit out Korea, Vietnam, that day we invaded the Dominican Republic, the Grenada take-over, that time we busted up Panama, the couple of times we bombed Libya, the first Gulf War, Somalia, peace-keeping in Bosnia, the Kosovo war and when we invaded Afghanistan. So much for 60 years of peace… By the way, the Maui News doesn’t have anything on last night’s big County Council rooster meeting. The front page has two stories on the rain—it rains in Hawaii? I’m shocked!—and a South Florida Sentinel piece on people trying to recreate the Wright Brothers’ first flight in, um, South Florida, but nothing on what the council decided on the great poultry question. What am I to do? Where will I get all my chicken news? Well?! Great—now I’m all hungry. Thanks a lot, Maui News!
WEDNESDAY, DEC. 3 At least, my long-awaited Maui News chicken report! Mmmm… let me savor all its chickeny goodness. For three hours during Monday’s County Council meeting, 60plus residents talked all aspects of rooster politics, forcing the Maui News to use one poultry reference after another. “Proposed rooster ban has public squawking,” read this morning’s above-the-fold headline. In addition, News
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stupid president. “We have a lot of issues that he is aware of,” said Lingle at a big GOP gathering in Honolulu. Really? Until a special briefing a year ago, Bush wasn’t aware there was more than one kind of Muslim. Oh, but wait, I’m not being fair. Lingle said Bush has promised to give the state $50 million for homeland security? What a humanitarian. We can’t even root out the legions of tiny coqui frogs out of our rain forests, but now we have $50 million American to keep the godless terrorists out of our art galleries and ABC Stores… Somebody alert the Pulitzer Committee, the Maui Weekly just broke a big, big story. Turns out that some old guy’s copy of the Honolulu Advertiser printed with the date Dec. 7, 1941, the headline “Japanese Bomb Pearl Harbor!” and the words “Souvenir Edition” in the upper left hand corner is not, in fact, an actual newspaper from 1941, but is just a, well, souvenir edition printed 50 years later.
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reporter Valerie Monson wrote that the issue “has ruffled feathers all over the county.” Well, people, I hope you’re happy. Oh, and Councilman Robert Carroll, who started this deal in the first place, waxed nostalgic for the Eisenhower Administration. “The problem has arisen because people won’t listen to each other,” he said. “If it was like it was in the ‘50s when I was growing up, we wouldn’t be here tonight.” Ahhh, the 1950s. What a magical time. The U.S. and Soviets threatened to nuke each other nearly every day, Lawrence Welk ruled the airwaves and black people couldn’t use white people’s restrooms. No, I don’t think people in the 1950s spent their time arguing about roosters.
THURSDAY, DEC. 4 Why is it that President George W. Bush seems to dumb down everyone he comes in contact with? I mean, look at Governor Linda Lingle and the stupid praise she heaped on our
Got up this morning, stretched, had a little breakfast, then realized that I hate you all. No really. It comes from the heart, so it’s okay. I mean, can’t we all agree that we’re getting enough sugary sweetness in our diet as it is? Is it really necessary that those Chicken Soup for the Soul madcaps publish yet another book? You’d think 80 million copies of 70 titles printed in 35 languages would be enough, but nope. Now we have Chicken Soup for the Ocean Lover’s Soul. And, since we have an ocean here, it only makes sense that a couple of Kihei people have their stories included. And, amazingly enough, both involve swimming with animals. The first is Jennifer Anderson’s “exciting first hand physical and emotional encounter with a 15-foot graceful manta ray.” Manta Ray? Wasn’t he, like, a famous photographer? Oh wait, that was Man Ray. Anyway, the other “touching story” comes from local columnist Eve EschnerHogan. Her tale—cue bass line for this one— “recounts an experience with a pod of dolphins where the line between animals and humanity becomes blurred.” Man, that is soooooo hot. I know they say the sea is a harsh mistress, but awwwww yeaaaaahhhh. Much less hot is Eschner-Hogan’s other story about a sea captain’s “choice over the treatment of an innocent octopus.” MTW
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Michael Nelson opened a law firm in an Orlando, Fla., suburb recently (plush leased office space, a Mercedes company car, a letterhead listing law partners) and began soliciting business from drug convicts’ families, offering to negotiate reduced sentences for their kin. However, an investigation by WKMG-TV revealed in November not only that Nelson and his “partners” are not lawyers but also that Nelson “practices” only during the day because he returns to a halfway house every night to finish a fiveyear bank-fraud sentence. (The station also found that business was good, with “hundreds of thousands of dollars… received or solicited.”) Amazed at the station’s findings, the U.S. Bureau of Prisons revoked Nelson’s halfway-house privilege and began its own investigation.
“News of the Weird” has reported several times on police officer wannabes who don uniforms and perform freelance traffic stops (usually limiting their work to merely lecturing the motorists). However, faced with recalcitrant drivers, police imposters Jeremy Lepianka, 22, in Syracuse, N.Y., in September, and Donald Sebastian, 54, in Cleveland, Ohio, in November, took an extra, bold step: They actually called headquarters for backup. In both cases, the incidents eventually led to the imposters’ arrests. (Asked for an explanation for his obsession, Sebastian said it was just his way of giving back to the community.)
INEXPLICABLE In September, the Manitoba government announced it was ordering 40,000 condoms for prisoners in its 10 jails and specified that they be of “assorted flavors” of “strawberry, banana and vanilla.”
ALTERNATE UNIVERSE In an October report, the federal government’s General Accounting Office revealed that the Pentagon has been lax in monitoring just who was buying its surplus chemical and biological equipment and that such items could easily have found their way to terrorists (and been bought at deep discounts). On the other hand, the Defense Threat Reduction Agency admitted in September that it had been Internet-monitoring a Web cam of a factory on Scotland’s Isle of Islay that it said resembled a chemical weapons lab but which turned out to be a whiskey distillery.
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A familiar “News of the Weird” character, the indefatigable gay-hating Rev. Fred Phelps of Topeka, Kan., announced in October that he would take advantage of the Casper, Wyo., City Council’s earlier decision to allow a religious monument (the Ten Commandments) in a city park by erecting his own religious monument: a statue celebrating the 1998 fatal gay bashing (and descent into hell) of Casper’s Matthew Shepard. The City Council subsequently decided that its Ten Commandments monument was a bad idea and voted to remove it and ban all religious messages from the park.
NOT A GOOD SIGN During filming in a remote area of Italy earlier this year for the controversial Mel Gibson film The Passion of Christ, the actor who portrays Jesus was struck during a lightning storm, according to an October report in the trade paper Variety. Also struck was assistant director Jan Michelini, who had been struck by lightning at a previous shoot for the film, in Matera, Italy. None of the strikes created a serious injury. The film’s portrayals of Christ and of Jews are expected to make it extremely controversial.
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Makena Weekly Will the Maui Weekly ever give us the whole story? Everett Dowling does many things. He’s a wealthy land developer. He runs the Dowling Co., a Wailuku based real estate consulting business. He’s a member of the Maui Country Club and the Maui Chamber of Commerce. Since May he’s owned half of the Maui Weekly. And for the last couple of years, he’s been mulling over buying a stake in the enormous Makena Resort project, should the Maui County Council ever approve it. “I’m interested in a couple parcels,” said Dowling. “Makena’s been a master planned community for 25 years. They did a good job landscaping and maintaining a high level of quality. When they complete rezoning we’ll take a look.” Given that Dowling will likely invest in Makena, it’s likely he will make a ton of money off the project. Common journalistic ethics make it a no-brainer that the Maui Weekly discloses their part owner’s financial interest in Makena before writing about the project. They better start quick. The Nov. 20 issue of the Weekly contains a big frontpage puff piece on how great the Makena project will be and it doesn’t contain a word about Dowling’s—and by extension, the Maui Weekly’s—financial interest in the project getting approved. The conflict here is obvious. There’s nothing wrong with a newspaper taking an ideological stance on an issue, but doing so without properly disclosing financial interests risks getting tagged with a loose ethics reputation. In the early days of the 2oth Century, the mighty Los Angeles Times did exactly that, strenuously advocating development of the Owens Valley as a water source while never disclosing that Times publisher Gen. Harrison Otis stood to get very rich off developing the San Fernando Valley—a project that simply wasn’t possible without Owens Valley water. Like the San Fernando Valley, Makena is the biggest, most controversial proposed development to come down the pipe in decades. The proposed development is immense—nothing less than a Waileasized community of golf courses and shops and 1,500 housing and hotel units looming over Makena’s beautiful, naturally pristine Big Beach. Such a project will not only choke South Maui roads with even more traffic but would further deplete fresh water sources. As George Cooper and Gavan Daws pointed out in their 1985 book Land and Power in Hawaii, Makena is “the last substantially undeveloped stretch of the entire Kihei coast.” It’s been under threat of development since 1973, when the big
Japanese firm Seibu Group Enterprises bought the whole area. Of course, the Weekly’s treatment of the Makena plan left exactly the opposite impression. “Makena Resort Readies Plans For Low Density Timeshare Units,” read the story’s headline. “Instead of a 500-room hotel, Makena Resort proposes smaller 89-unit timeshare next to Maui Prince Hotel. Plans also call for Pi’ilani Highway expansion,” read the deck. Throughout the story, contributing writer Joseph W. Bean’s use of nearly impenetrable jargon like “HM-zoned land” and “in-place infrastructure” all but dares the reader to move from one sentence to the next. But there are some portions that make clear Maui Weekly’s view that everything would be better on Maui if the county council approved the project. “To be clear: It is a change from 500 hotel
COMMON JOURNALISTIC ETHICS MAKE IT A NOBRAINER THAT THE MAUI WEEKLY DISCLOSES THEIR PART OWNER’S FINANCIAL INTEREST IN MAKENA BEFORE WRITING ABOUT THE PROJECT. rooms on 11 acres to 89 time-shares on 36 acres,” wrote Bean. “If Maui is going to have development—and it is—this sounds like a project that might sail through the permitting process with ease.” In fact, Bean’s emphasis on shifting hotel rooms here for time-share condos there simply shows how the project more and more resembles a back alley shell game. The larger issue, that Makena will be a massive resort when completed in 20 years, hasn’t changed. More basic, Bean’s story simply assumes the best use of Makena and Big Beach is as a large-scale Wailea-type resort and that county councilmembers like Wayne Nishiki—who’s spent the better part of two decades battling Makena development—are out of touch. In fact, many, many people would like Makena to stay as it is. Two years ago, hundreds lined Pi’ilani Highway in Kihei and showed at a public hearing at the Kihei Community Center to protest the Makena development plans, then under consideration by the county council’s Land Use Committee. The notoriously pro-development State Land Use Commission signed off on Makena way back in 1995, but the county council won’t act on the project until February, 2004. It will be very interesting to see what the Maui Weekly says—and doesn’t say—when that happens. MTW
BY CHRIS STANKIS
Maui Adventure Race For those who think triathlons wimpy
Rock on! For most people, riding a bike from Ulupalakua to Hana would be enough to exhaust them. As would hiking all of “The King’s Trail.” Or paddling an outrigger to Molokini and back. Now imagine doing all of these things and a few more as a part of a race. A race that lasts days, not hours. They call it the Maui Adventure Race, and it lasted from Dec. 5 to 7. Twenty-two teams registered for the race. The teams could be either two person or four. Four-person teams had to have at least one member of the opposite sex. The racers came from a cross section of society—personal trainers, business people, police officers, fire fighters, Navy SEALs and camp counselors. They all decided a mere triathlon was simply not enough of a challenge.
The winning teams finished by 7 p.m. on Saturday. But teams could continue to race until 4 p.m. on Sunday. In the end, it was mainland pros Team Epinephrine/SOLE custom footbeds who would cross the finish line first. The race began under the moonlit sky at the Maui Prince, barely 4 a.m., with the teams wearing packs containing mountaineering gear, life jackets, survival equipment and one two-plus pound global positioning unit that would record their progress during the race. Their first task: a run through Wailea and up to the Kihei Canoe Club. Once at the canoe club, they jumped in outrigger canoes and paddled out to Molokini. After picking up markers from beneath the waves water, they returned to the canoe club. Luckily Kanaloa was keeping watch over everyone, and the wind and waves of earlier in the week held off, allowing for a smooth paddle. After getting back to the canoe club, racers grabbed their bikes and were off on a ride that would circle East Maui. After cutting up through Ulupalakua Ranch, they pedaled down and around the bottom of the island, dodging cars, potholes, rocks and even cattle. The cows seemed to be especially troublesome after dark, with one team forced to walk their bikes through the midst of a herd that had taken up grazing along the sides of the road. Another team nearly collided with a cow in the darkness. As it’s wont to do, plenty of rain fell on the ride near Hana. Fast flowing water made a checkpoint located at the base Alalele Falls unreachable for a time. The rain washed debris and rocks onto the road, as well just adding to everyone’s misery. After Hana, it was up to another checkppoint at Twin Falls. From there, teams began a climb, which took them up through Makawao, Pukalani and Kula. Eventually they were all the way up above Poli Poli Springs, at an elevation of 8,000 feet. Race officials prevented slower teams from making the climb, but those teams that made it to the top had to abandon their bikes, then start down on foot along the edge of Manawainui Gulch. Along the way they had to stop and find a Hawaiian wilderness restoration project crew, then help plant a native seedling—one for each team member. Then it was back to the edge of the gulch to rappel down several hundred feet
Rock on! into the gulch. There they followed the gulch down to the shore, climbed a series of fixed ropes, then hiked “The King’s Trail.” The hike took the four-person Maui team from Valley Isle Road Runners 17 hours. They ended up a solid fourth place overall, the top team from all of Hawaii. Other weren’t so lucky. One got lost in a lava flow, collapsed from dehydration and had to be rescued by helicopter.
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After exiting the lava, it was a short kayak paddle from Ahihi Bay to the finish line at the Maui Prince. Just seven of the 22 starting teams made it before the race officially ended, sixty hours after it began.
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“Off the beaten tourist path, The Sly Mongoose is the seediest dive bar in town, and one of the friendliest. The bartender will know your name and half your life history inside of 10 minutes, and she makes the strongest Mai Tai on the island.” –Fodors Travel Guide
Sunday, 10:45 a.m. Four guys are sitting at the bar, drinking Bud in a can and watching the football game on television. A regular comes in with breakfast—eggs and bacon—for Donna, bar manager and sometime “Mama” of the Sly Mongoose. The five men begin talking and joking with each other easily, as Donna pours their usual drinks and slips a Patsy Cline CD into the stereo. “This one’s for you,” she says, smiling at her breakfast bearer. He beams. “Now that’s a lady,” he says. Everyone nods. The first time I stepped through the partially covered door of the World Famous Sly Mongoose, tucked way back in the industrial area of Lahaina, I was nervous. Not because of any preconceived notions I had about the notorious dive bar’s seedy past or shady characters. Not because I was new to the island and wouldn’t know anybody in this obviously closely-knit neighborhood tavern. Not because I was a single chick in my mid-twenties about to surrounded by burly fishermen, workingclass folk and seasoned drinkers. I was nervous because I was on a first date. And not just with one guy, but with two. It’s a long story, but the point is, I was too distracted by my own romantic dilemma to be concerned with any potential dangers that the Sly Mongoose might have posed at the time. I attempted to order a “microbrew” and got laughed at, engaged in conversation with my dates and within ten minutes of us arriving, witnessed my very first honest-to-goodness bar brawl. Apparently, a local mahu became offended by the bartender’s tone and slapped him, immediately inciting the other regulars in the bar to throw punches and chairs and anything not already bolted down in the already cramped space. What I remember most is lots of wood, blood and fists flying as I backed up against the wall in shock and dismay. There were also a couple of bodies on the floor, one of which was one of my dates. Of course, that chaotic and violent night ended in love: My growing fondness for the Sly Mongoose proved to be more lasting than the relationships that began on that fateful evening. Needless to say, the Sly Mongoose lives on— through fire, deaths, fights and periodic bouts of sobriety—like a mythical and beloved, postapocalyptic, pet cockroach.
11:45 a.m. A stunning, gorgeous blonde walks into the bar with four big local guys. She orders a split of Champagne, they cans of beer, then asks Donna how the bar did yesterday. They sit at one of the cocktail tables in back. This is Hana, the current owner of the Sly Mongoose… The bar is about 30 years old. Layers of photos cover the walls adjacent to the door, depicting the large family of regular customers and bartenders, owners past and present, and various spouses, exes and pets. When the Sly Mongoose accountant’s dog Pinto, whose photo is prominent along the wall before the men’s
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Lahaina’s World Famous & oldest-running bar By Samantha Campos
room, passed away, Doug Shoe had his dog’s ashes sprinkled into the plant outside the door of the bar and attached the sign “Pinto’s Planter.” There are about a dozen padded stools along the bar, with two cocktail tables against the wall and one smaller table where a recently purchased and somewhat neglected video game rests. The cigarette machine that once flanked the inner wall of the doorway is now gone, as is Cigarette Bill, beloved regular and one-time smoke supplier. Along with the endless array of snapshots, there are a series of signs that begin with the moniker “Blackie Says” and end with sayings like “Aloha is a two-way street,” “Everybody should believe in something—I believe I’ll have another drink” and “The customer is always right—but we throw him out anyway.” A fancy glass plaque, highly visible behind the bar alongside the World Famous Sly Mongoose mirror, reads, “If you are grouchy, irritable, or just plain mean, there will be a $10 charge for putting up with you.” Sometimes, one of the bartenders will bring in chili and rice, hot dogs or turkey soup for their customers. On one particular day Donna was working, she brought in two large pans of green chili enchiladas she had made that morning for everyone at the bar to enjoy. “I love to feed my friends,” she said. Music is a vital part of any bar, and in this case, is as eclectic and familiar as the people who inhabit the Sly Mongoose. Generally, bartenders tune in to the classic rock station on the DMX, or bring in their favorite CDs. Sing-a-longs are common and on nights that the youngest bartender Jen is working, expect a one-woman dance performance, too.
12:45 p.m. The guys, all median-age 50-something, are still arguing over the game. They’ve also taken to playing with the pretzels Donna had just placed about the bar. She cracks open another couple of cans for them as James Taylor’s “You’ve Got A Friend” sparks everyone to sing along with the
chorus… “You just call out my name, and you know, wherever I am…” One slow night about nine years ago, while bartender “Big Deb” was working, a guy wearing a ski mask walked into the Sly Mongoose and held a gun to the head of “Chuck”—a regular who was busy watching a football game on the bar’s television. “Give me all your money,” the robber said to Deb. As Deb headed to the register, old-time regulars Roscoe and Uncle Wilson, who were the only other customers sitting at the bar that day, started laughing. “Boy, you picked the wrong time to rob this place!” they told the young criminal. “We’re all running tabs—there’s no money here.” “Yeah, go ahead and shoot him,” one of them said, laughing harder, noting that Chuck was still nonchalantly glued to the TV set. “He won’t notice.” Roscoe and Uncle Wilson continued laughing hysterically at the poor thief. “Sit down and order a drink,” they said. “We’ll put it on our tab!” Humiliated and confused, the intruder ran out into his getaway car and was captured at the Shell gas station down the street after Deb called the incident in to the police. For years after that, she held an annual celebration at the Goose on the same date they affectionately called, “The Night We Almost Got Robbed.”
1:45 p.m. Electric Steve walks in. Everyone discusses his birthday party held at the Goose the day before. As per his usual M.O., he got drunk and rather lewd with some of the female customers. Obviously embarrassed by his behavior, Steve is somewhat somber. “Do me a favor,” he says, “next time you see me heading for the mic, tackle me or something…” Three years ago, a fire broke out at the ukulele store by the Sly Mongoose. The flames quickly spread throughout the building, as did word of the disaster. The bartenders and owner at the time, John Rawlings, were powerless to do anything but watch the smoke billowing out from the windows upstairs. Later, after the smoke cleared, John and his staff assessed the damage. While the other shops in the building were destroyed, the bar suffered mostly water and smoke damage. Ironically, John had just bought the place and signed the papers that very day. If the damage was irreparable, John would lose everything and his loyal staff would be out of work. They all wondered what to do next. The fire marshal would be back the next day to determine if the World Famous Sly Mongoose would be shut down for good. Before they could cry into their beers, Walter Hester, who owns Maui Jim sunglasses, came down with a generator, others set up shop vacs and all of the bar regulars—young and old, men and women—came down with buckets and soap and proceeded to wipe down and clean up every spare inch of the Goose. Everyone came together and did such a great job, that the next day the fire marshal could see no reason why the tiny bar should close. That evening, the Sly Mongoose opened for business as usual. All through the night, John rang the bell and people cheered, relieved to be able to hold on to their favorite watering hole.
2:45 p.m. A sprightly, older gentlemen with glasses and a good-natured smirk steps in with some friends. Before any of them say a word, Donna prepares their drinks as they file up around the cocktail tables, now deserted by Hana and her entourage… On one occasion, somebody I was sitting next to noted that everyone at the bar had facial hair— goatees, mustaches and beards—in varying degrees of gray. “Even the women!” he said. On another, youthful 83-year-old Sly Mongoose regular Henry came in. Every morning at dawn, he drives up to Kapalua and walks down the steep slope of Pineapple Hill. He insists this is the secret to his vibrant longevity. “That and tequila!” he says.
3:45 p.m. Two men in their late-30’s, disheveled and redfaced, swagger up to the bar. Donna shakes her head at them and says, firmly, “Nope, I’m not serving you guys—but have a nice day.” They look confused for a moment then, sheepishly, they walk out… Back in the days when it was more common, a fight broke out at the Sly Mongoose. As inevitably happened, a guy got knocked out, tooth and all, and the patrons drew a chalk outline of him and his tooth outside on the driveway. For months, there was erroneous talk in the town of a “murder at the Mongoose.” “That was back when we were a sleazy dive,” said Dave, another longtime Goose bartender, laughing. “You know, about a week ago.” Several years ago, Donna used to work at another bar in town called Tiger’s. On one occasion while working there, a man, who was well known in Lahaina, inappropriately reached under her skirt. Feeling violated, she told Rambo Rick, a respected veteran and regular of the Sly Mongoose, who then took the guy outside and duct-taped him to a tree. When the man’s wife called the Goose looking for him, the bartender unwittingly said he wasn’t there. The wife didn’t believe the bartender and drove by the bar, then noticed her husband tied to the tree out front. She proceeded to remove the tape from his mouth to find out what happened, but he just started yelling at her, so she taped him back up, went into the Goose and had a cocktail. Another time more recently, I was at the Goose, enjoying my drink and feeling rather at ease amongst the more veteran dive bar ohana. One of the regulars I had seen often was an important town official. After fifteen shots and a couple of beers, he drunkenly got off his stool and gave me a gentle squeeze. “You’re gorgeous,” he said. “Wow, thanks,” I said, kind of pleased at my newfound acceptance. “Thanks a lot!” “Yeah,” he went on. “You may not be the most beautiful woman, but I think you’re gorgeous.”
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BY SAM CAMPOS
Pork Shank & Cher’s Pants Memorabilia and munchies at the Hard Rock Café
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You gotta admit, dining at the Hard Rock is like attending a dinner show in Vegas. Except, instead of bejeweled showgirls, you have servers in black dresses and colorful pins. Performances by Wayne Newton and Robert Goulet have been replaced with the karaoke version of Shakira’s “Whenever, Wherever” by the guy sitting next to you at the bar. The coolest thing about the menu is that it comes equipped with glossy, color photos of key apps, entrees, desserts and cocktails, which makes it a lot easier to make a decision. On the other hand, the sneaky side effect is that you may find yourself ordering food when you’re not even really hungry. With a motto like “Love All—Serve All,” the Hard Rock really tries to appeal to everyone with menu items that range from comfort foods like potato skins and chicken tenders to more exotic delights like “Osso Bucco” and Dessert Nachos. Standouts for me include the Jumbo Combo appetizer, a ridiculously large sampler of Santa Fe Spring Rolls, Chicken Wings, Onion Rings, Tupelo
Chicken Tenders and Potato Skins, with four sauces to accompany them. Also, HRC’s burgers are made with 100 percent Maui beef—I highly recommend the Hickory Bar-B-Que Bacon Cheeseburger for some serious coronary fright and damn good eatin’. They also feature some healthier choices, like the HRC Haystack Chicken and the Grilled Chinese Chicken Salad, some pasta dishes, such as the Grilled Shrimp Fettuccine Parmesan, classic sandwiches like the Stacked Roast Beef and the Turkey BLT, and signature items like Bruce’s Famous Bar-B-Que Ribs and the Pig Sandwich. The desserts are a little scary—in the most pleasant way. Even for me. Portions are monstrous. The HRC Hot Fudge Brownie sundae and the Down Home Apple Cobbler are so scrumptiously rich that you may eat yourself into a sugar-induced seizure and slide right out of your hard rockin’ chair onto the hard rockin’ floor. Whether you go with a friend, a lover or someone questionable, the Hard Rock Café tends to take away any discomfort you may feel. If you’re with someone you don’t like, the music is loud enough and the videos interesting enough to distract you. And there’s so
One of them ridiculously large samplers much to look at—check out the cool, custom woodie ‘59 Cadillac car-boat above the bar! Take a walk around and check out the tiny pants Cher got into and the dirty white dress Britney wore. Are all pop stars really only five feet tall? The Hard Rock Café is a chain theme restaurant in a prime spot on Front Street, but locals flock here and converse freely with the many visitors loaded up with bags of t-shirts, caps and souvenir glasses from the merchandise shop. All the bartenders have been here for years and are like family to the regulars and residents of Lahaina.
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DININGLISTINGS CENTRAL MAUI Kahului Ale House - Wide selection of food with sports and games all around. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave. 877–9001 Aloha Grill - Wide assortment of burgers including veggie styles, plus all the extras. Dairy Road Marketplace. 893–0263 Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Plus, a large variety of tapioca. 270 Dairy Rd. 877-2400 Bangkok Cuisine - Casual setting featuring exceptional Thai food with plenty of crisp vegetables and fresh seafood. Lunch, dinner, or takeout. 395 Dairy Road, Unit F. 893-0026 Biwon Restaurant - Fresh and flavorful, authentic Korean food. Open 10 a.m. to 10 p.m., lunch and dinner. 752 Lower Main 244-7788 Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. Open Monday through Saturday. 134 W Kamehameha Ave. 877-3055 Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. Plate lunches, steak plates and amazing chicken katsu. Very casual; sit and eat or get your food to go. Also have a location in Kihei. 425 Koloa St. 871-7782 Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant Excellent service and fair prices with dishes like Kung Pao Chicken, Crispy Gau Gee Mein, Sweet and Sour Pork, and Honey Walnut Prawns. Maui Mall 893-1628 Dunes Restaurant - Adventuresome revisions of local and American breakfast, lunch and dinner favorites. Maui Lani Golf Course. 877–7461 Fiesta Time - Quality Mexican taqueria. Order ala carte or combo specials with the freshest ingredients. 1132C Lower Main. 249-8463 Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar Breakfast, lunch and dinner featuring modestly priced Japanese and Local cuisine. Kahului Shopping Center. 871–6977 Manaña Garage - Latin American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Try the Chicken Tortilla Epozote, vegetarian enchiladas and paella. Cool, quaint bar with margaritas aplenty. 33 Lono St., Ste 150. 873–0220 Maui Coffee Roasters - Ono grinds and freshly roasted coffee in a fun and casual atmosphere makes this the place to ‘take five’. 444 Hana Hwy. 877–CUPS
Maui Beach Hotel - Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. Features range from Shabu Shabu (tons of meat) to sushi and Japanese. Call for buffet schedule. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului. 877-0051 Mike’s Restaurant - Authentic Chinese cooking and Ono local grinds. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Also offer catering services. 1900 Main St., Wailuku. 244-7888 Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from the Kitchen Sink burritos to quesadillas ala carte. Casual dining, various piñatas available too. 395 Dairy Rd. 877–8707 Ruby’s - Walk down memory lane at this fabulous fifties cafe. Quintessential American dining morning to night. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 248-7829 Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. 2119 Vineyard 244-1567 Saigon Cafe - Wailuku’s hidden secret! Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. 1792 Main 243-9560 Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites including Loco Moco and Shoyu Chicken. 97 Wakea Ave. 877-0121 Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Specialty cakes and desserts, breads and pastries, with sandwiches, salads and soups for lunch. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. Mon-Sat. 1740 Kaahumanu Ave. 243-2243 Tasty Crust - Local style cuisine for breakfast (try their famous hotcakes!), lunch and dinner. Serving Maui since 1944. 1770 Mill 244-0845 Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - A Hong Kong style Chinese seafood restaurant. They have over 100 menu choices at reasonable prices. Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit down dining. 1088 Lower Main St. 242-4371 Tokyo Tei - Lunch and dinner featuring teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, datsu, saimin and more. 1063 E. Lower Main St. 242-9630 Wei Wei BBQ and Noodle House - Very affordable Chinese cuisine, counter-service, delicious noodle dishes. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku 242-7928 Wow-Wee Cafe - Unique candy bars, ice cream shakes, bagels, coffees, great sandwiches and soups. Also featuring a Hawaiian menu with kava kava and an oxygen bar. 333 Dairy Rd. 871-1414 <www.mauiwowwee.com>
SOUTH MAUI Antonio’s - Homemade Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere, extensive wine list and friendly service. 1215 S. Kihei Rd. 875-8800
Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list at reasonable prices. Open MonSat, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd. 879-0133 Ashley’s South Shore Cafe - International local foods at reasonable prices. Daily specials, featuring Maui beef, salads and seafood entrees. Open 7 a.m.-8 p.m. Mon-Sat; 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Sun. 362 Hukulii Pl. (off Ohukai, south of Tesoro gas station), Kihei. 874-8600 BadaBing! - Homey Italian haven, award-winning thin crust pizzas, veal, calamari or chicken picatta. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 875–0811 Big Wave Cafe - Small cafe serving Pacific Rim cuisine, including lobster and sweet corn fritter with furikake tartar sauce, and coconut shrimp with fruit salsa and ginger lilikoi sauce. Open 7:30 a.m. to 9 p.m. daily. 1215 S. Kihei Rd. 891-8688 Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Affordably priced Mediterranean cuisine. Open for dinner, pupus served until 1 a.m. Live entertainment and dancing 10 p.m. ‘til 1 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299 Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks and sandwiches; everything from pizza to sushi. Eat outdoors overlooking the Ma’alaea Fishing Fleet or hang out in the classy atmosphere of the bar. Open for lunch and dinner. Lower level of Ma’alaea Harbor Village. 244-8844 Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist; extensive wine list. Commanding ocean views from every table. Wailea Diamond Resort. 879–2224 Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffee, espressos, cappucinos, lattes, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799 Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. Plate lunches, steak plates and amazing chicken catsu. Very casual; sit and eat or get your food to go. Also have a location in Kahului. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7782 Dick’s Place - Incredible all-you-can-eat food specials, free pool playing with purchase. Eight pool tables. 2463 S. Kihei Rd. 874–8869 Fernando’s - Authentic Mexican food. Open 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei. 879-9952 Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar, outdoor kiawe-wood-burning oven, allday lunches and cucina rustica dinners. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. Five Palms Beach Grill - Local produce and fish featured in Pacific Rim cuisine. 2960 S. Kihei Rd. 879–2607 Harry’s Sushi Bar - Japanese cuisine with fresh & delicious sushi, open 5pm to midnight daily. 100 Ike Drive,
Wailea 879-7677 Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads, appetizers and “Food for Gringos,” too! Located next to Hapa’s Nightclub. Open 5pm to 2am Mon.-Sat. Lipoa St. 891-MEXI Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900 Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos, including choice of vegetarian, mahi mahi, ono, shrimp, chicken or steak. Impressive salsa bar and the taco salads are da bomb! Also serves beer, margaritas, sangria, mojitos and mai tais. 1280 So. Kihei Rd. 874-TACO Joy’s Place - “Smart eating” featuring organic foods which are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open Monday through Saturday, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 So. Kihei Rd. 879-9258 Kai Ku Ono - A tapas-style menu, where everything is ala carte, special late night menu and sushi. Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner with bar and lounge area. 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 875–1007 Kihei Caffe - Affordable breakfast & lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches, huli chicken and fresh fish. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 879-2230 Life’s a Beach - Food and drinks in a fun atmosphere. Best Mex, nachos, burritos, prime rib and grilled mahimahi are just some of the specialties. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 891–8010 Lobster Cove - Seafood, steak, lobster at its best in a relaxed and casual atmosphere. Open 5pm to midnight daily. 100 Ike Dr. 879–7677 Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. Ask the server for details. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr. 891–8883 LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings and Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more in a fun, upbeat tiki-fied atmosphere with a great bar and huge deck. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 879-9944 Ma`alaea Grill - Reasonably priced fine dining overlooking the harbor from the Maui Ocean Center. Ma`alaea Harbor Village Shops. 243–2206 Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and Continental cuisine. Open for dinner daily from 5pm. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli Street. 244-9028 Marco’s South Side Grill - A lavish and beautiful setting, compliments the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 1445 S. Kihei Rd. 874–4041 Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’Irish food, whiskey and beer. Breakfast is served till 3PM. 100 Kaukahi St. Wailea 874–1131
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DININGLISTINGS Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish preparations. Kea Lani Hotel. 879–7224 Pita Paradise - Good food, fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro”, salads or wraps, with outdoor lanai. Kihei Kalama Village Center. 875–7679 Roy’s Kihei Bar & Grill - Mouth-watering Hawaiian fusion entrees in a spacious and upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30 to 10pm. Fine dining, reservations recommended. Piilani Shopping Center, 303 Piikea Ave. 891-1120 Sansei Restaurant - Japanese based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. Award winning cuisine, early bird and late night specials. 1881 S. Kihei Rd. 879–0004 Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic. Private VIP table available. 2980 S. Kihei Road. 875–7555 Sausage Shack - Sausage sandwiches, even chicken or turkey, killer burgers and healthy vegetarian stuff. Sip a beer or margarita outside on the lanai. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 874–6444 Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by world-famous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck, oceanfront dining at its finest! Four Seasons Resort Wailea. 874-8000 Spices - Steak, seafood & more! Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd. 891-8860 Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner with daily specials. 1279 S. Kihei Rd. 874-3779 Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Relaxed island luxury in ambience and cuisine, with ocean views and live music. The Shops at Wailea. 875-9983
UPCOUNTRY Café 808 - Local diner style serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Open daily from 6 a.m. to 8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd. 878-6874 Café Des Amis - Charming cafe with delicious sweet and savory crepes and Mediterranean fare. 42 Baldwin Ave. 579-6323 Café Mambo - International bistro featuring Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 30 Baldwin Ave. 579-8021 Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked
goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 2 Baldwin Ave., Paia. 579-8770 Casanova - First class service, first class food. Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao. 572–0220 Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hankering for some grub? Charley’s serves it hearty and healthy from breakfast to dinner and beyond. 142 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia. 579–9453. Colleen’s - 1940’s style city bistro atmosphere serving breakfast, lunch and dinner from 6 a.m. to 9:30 p.m. daily. Haiku Cannery. 575-9211 Cow Country Cafe - Homestyle breakfast and lunch in a decidedly bovine atmosphere. 7 Aewa Pl., Pukalani. 572-2395 Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. Chef Beverly Gannon’s awardwinning menu. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, Hali`imaile. 572–2666 Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking with aloha-filled ambience and local musicians. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. 575-2661 Island Tacos - Taco stand with fresh, made-to-order fish, beef and chicken tacos. Daily, from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere, with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining. 120 Hana Hwy, Pa`ia. 579–8844 Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual atmosphere, simple, affordable menu with fresh ingredients done right! 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. 575-5228 Kitada’s - Saimin for breakfast is a standard. Teri beef, hamburger steak, tofu and hekka all available. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. 572–7241 Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Upcountry’s family-style restaurant with sweeping views of the island. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Haleakala Highway. 878-1535 La Provence - French style bistro and patisserie with lanai, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Open Wednesday through Sunday, 8:30 a.m. to 9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd. 878-1313. Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Sun. thru Thu. - 6 a.m. to midnight Fri. and Sat. 137 Hana Highway, Paia. 579-6009 Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food including breakfast, plate lunch, chow fun and more! Catering available. 810 Kokomo Rd. 575-9363
Makawao Steak House - Classic and comfortable menu with daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. 572-8711 Mama’s Fish House - Fresh island fish with fresh local ingredients at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau. 579–8448 Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic, fresh and tasty mexican cuisine along with local favorites. 81 Makawao Ave/Pukalani Square 573-2998 Milagros Food Co. - South American cusine with an island influence. Best people watching spot in Pa`ia! Extensive tequila menu and delicious daily specials. 3 Baldwin St. 579–8755 Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. Bakery provides wonderful goodies for the sweet tooth. 71 Baldwin Ave., Pa`ia. 579–9999 Pa`ia Fish Market - By serving fresh local Hawaiian fish daily, they are the hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 100 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia. 579–8030 Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina, with nachos, burritos, ensaladas and more! 1202 Makawao Ave. 572-7808 SandBar & Grill - Casual contemporary island cuisine, featuring pupus, salads, kiawe grill burgers, sandwiches and lobster tacos. Plus, a yummy caramel toffee apple dip! Full bar, happy hour everyday 4-6 p.m. Open daily from 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. 89 Hana Hwy., Paia 579-8742 Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku. 575-5320
WEST MAUI Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, shish kebabs, falafels and more! Ya’Sou! Lahaina Cannery Mall 661-4300 A&J Kitchen, Deli & Bakery - Choose from American, Hawaiian, Korean and Chinese cuisines. Bakery with cakes and cookies. Lahaina Center. 667–0623 The Bakery - Fresh baked breads and pastries. Soup and sandwiches available. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina 667-9062 Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Wide variety of tapioca. Lahaina Cannery Mall 661-5566 Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and Japanese sushi. Delivery available, great daily specials. Open late with full bar, pool tables. 505 Front St. Lahaina 667-4051 Banyan Tree - “Eclectic Pacific Cuisine with a
Hawaiian Twist.” Lodge atmosphere, ocean views. Ritz Carlton Kapalua. 669–6200 BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly. Overlooking Front Street, with ocean view. 730 Front St. 661-0700. Blue Lagoon - Casual dining with local grinds and bar, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf Cinema Center. 661–8141 Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Fine Southern foods, with “Forrest Gump” movie memorabilia and logo wear in a lively, casual atmosphere. 889 Front St. 661–3111 Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. Delicious salads and Focaccia sandwiches. 839 Front St. 661–9491 Cafe Sauvage - Gourmet, hearty, satisfying fare in an unpretentious setting. Extensive beer and wine menu, after-dinner cordials, and desserts! 844 Front St. 661–7600 Canoes - Casual yet elegant dining serving a combination of island-inspired contemporary and traditional cuisine.1450 Front St. 661–0937 CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced “comfort foods” such as Reuben sandwiches, pot roast, freshly baked pies, and more! Open daily from 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2580 Kekaa Drive Fairway Shops, Kaanapali 6670968 Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Oceanview dining & Margarita bar serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189 Cool Cat Cafe - ‘50s-style diner with lanai. Delicious burgers and sandwiches, huge salads and classic fountain desserts. Lahaina Wharf Center, 667-0908 David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine dining in the intimate dining room on the ground floor of the Lahaina Inn building. 127 Lahainaluna. 667–5117 Erik’s Seafood & Sushi - Fresh seafood and sushi - great steamers! Open nightly. 843 Wainee St., Lahaina 662-8780 Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining with pizza and pasta from $6-$25. Open 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. daily. 505 Front Street, 661-8112. Gazebo Restaurant - Full breakfast and lunch menu, casual atmosphere, beautiful oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapiilani Rd, 669-5621. Gerard’s - Fine French dining in downtown Lahaina. Rich, flavorful yet light foods await your taste buds.
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DININGLISTINGS 174 Lahainaluna. 661–8939 Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie Maui’s own restaurant brewery, with rotisserie grill, featuring steak, seafood and ambience. Also, late-night menu served until 1:30 a.m.! 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy. 669-3474 Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Live music and DJ dancing weekly. Love All— Serve All. 900 Front St. 667–7400 Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. 505 Front St., Lahaina 661-8810 Honokowai Okazuya & Deli - Gourmet plate lunches, sandwiches and pastas prepared as you order. Take out available. 3600-D Lower Honoapi`ilani Hwy. 665–0512 House of Saimin - Ono homemade Saimin, chicken sticks, and Haupia pie are just some of the local favorites here.Old Lahaina Center. 667–7572 Hula Grill - Barefoot Bar and beachside dining in a 1940s style. Menu is a seafood lover’s delight. Whaler’s Village. 667–6636 i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views, and indoor or outdoor dining. 505 Front St. 661–8422 Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food, eclectic atmosphere, loungey ambience. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd. 667-0787 Jonny’s Burger Joint - Great burgers, as well as Mexican food, salads and fried items, served until midnight, with bar and pool table! 2395 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kaanapali. 661-4500 Kahuna Kabob - Healthy food, low prices! Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs, will deliver. Lahaina Marketplace. 661–9999 Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib, and their famous Hula Pie, oceanside dining. Live entertainment entertainment. 845 Front St. 661–4811 Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar, featuring teppanyaki cooking and fabulous sushi. Dinner nightly from 5:30-10 p.m., Sushi 5:30-11:30 p.m. 136 DickensonSt., Lahaina 667-5555 Lahaina Coolers - Off the beaten path “surf bistro”. Good food, good quality, late night menu. 80 Dickenson St., Lahaina 661–7082 Lahaina Fish Co. - Chef’s Signature Pacific Rim Specialties prepared with fresh island fish, and seafood, dine on the oceanside lanai. 831 Front St. 661–3472 Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway. 661-4495 Lemongrass - Serving ala carte to the seven course traditional Vietnamese dinner. Reasonably priced and full of flavor. 930 Waine`e St., Lahaina 667–6888 Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining, freshest ingredients, pasta, seafood and steaks. Dancing upstairs on Friday nights. 888 Front St. 667–2288
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Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, cole slaw, and macaroni salad. Napili Plaza. 665–6262 Moose McGillicuddy’s - Great value, large portions, all you can eat specials and merry atmosphere, large bar. 844 Front St. 667–7758 Nachos Grande - Fresh mexican food, fast. Vegetarian, too! Honokowai Marketplace. 662–0890 Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Sushi rolls, sashimi, various Japanese appetizers, sandwiches and more. Maui Marriott, Kaanapali 667–1200 ext. 51 Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. The best lemon caper Mahi Mahi and Okinawan potato tempura ever! Open 10 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. and 4:30 to 9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai 665-0512 Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimpon-the-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion in a casual and lively atmosphere. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana 665-1822 Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront award-winning contemporary Pacific cuisine. Live jazz on weekends. 505 Front St. 667-4341. Pancho & Lefty’s - Delicious and spicy appetizers, traditional and specialty Mexican food. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina 661–4666 Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s inexpensive Italian bistro with homestyle pasta, pizza and salad. 180 Dickenson St., Suite 113. 661–6633 Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina 661-36362 Pizza Paradiso - Voted “Best Pizza on Maui” since 1998. Award winning pasta dishes, toss-to-order salads, big fat Greek gyros, homemade tiramisu and panna cotta. Dine in or take-out, lunch and dinner. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929; Whalers Village, 667-0333 Plantation House Restaurant - Hawaiian Mediterranean cuisine. Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua. 669-6299 Reilley’s - Known for their choice award winning beef. Gourmet steaks and seafood overlooking the Ka`anapali Golf Course’s 18th hole. 2290 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 667–7477 Roy’s Nicolina Restaurant - A quiet ambience suffuses this dining experience, enhanced by the Pacific Rim cuisine. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, upstairs. 669–5000
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Breaking Records One day during the early 1970s, in a male-themed bedroom of a modest house in Cleveland, a skinny four-year-old boy perched at a drum set, playing furiously. He eschewed all other toys to repeatedly pummel the instrument, making his parents second-guess their idea of a gift. His little hands gripped the drumsticks—tighter than they gripped his parents’ hands when crossing the street. Sweat stuck his soft blonde hair to his forehead in vertical stripes and his Superman pajama top clung wetly to his back. He played so hard that one leadfooted stomp sent the foot pedal clear through the kick drum’s skin. DJ Swamp was born. December 2003 finds the self-described “KISS on the turntables” in his Hollywood home, resting his bones after a 10-show tour in the UK. On the road since September, Swamp (a name lovingly bestowed by his mother) next performs in Utah, Washington, Illinois and Massachusetts after next Friday’s stint at Casanova in Makawao. He’s considering a tour with Pharside in March. He is known for breaking records and using them to scratch, breathing fire, chewing on phonograph needles and cutting himself with vinyl while onstage. And his innovations extend well beyond the performance. Swamp has created volumes of breakbeat albums and a Skip Proof Scratch Tool which he sells on his website. On recent projects he rhymes. “You’ve gotta try something new all the time,” he said. “I still have a lot of other ideas.” Being different has also meant collaborating on a sundry of projects. Swamp has worked with artists that seem inherently at odds with each other: little-boy wonders Hansen, rapper Cool Keith, the
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Crystal Method, Better Than Ezra, Morcheeba, DEVO, Kid Rock and the Beastie Boys are some. He values their range. “You can learn a lot from others,” he said. “You want to find out [what they are like]. I’ll do that with just about anyone.” Less than 10 years ago, the lanky, long black-haired DJ who looks like a metalhead and speaks with a distinct b-boy flava was
sweeping the streets of Cleveland, creating mixes, scratching and performing at local clubs. In 1996, he entered the DMC National DJ Championships on a whim and promptly won himself first prize. The fairy tale continues: A trip to Italy for the world championships and a four-year tour with Beck soon followed suit. Like urban myths, the stories telling how
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Swamp met the indie-rock prodigy vary. Some say Beck saw him perform on television and contacted him soon afterward. Others say Swamp pretended to be a reporter interviewing Beck, then slipped him his demo tape. (Swamp says all of the above are true.) An equally tenacious high school age Swamp offered his mixing and producing services to local rap groups and college radio stations. At 19, he competed against 500 other people and won a part breakdancing in a performance with the Cleveland Ballet. “I was always listening to music,” he said. “It got me high.” Swamp’s willingness to experiment with and exploit every available musical opportunity gave his own mixes their “uncategorizable style.” Though he professes his long love for hip hop, “I have many styles,” he said. “People are always trying to put me in a box. I can’t really be compared to anything. I’m looking at all the other stuff and trying to do something different.” Different for Swamp has meant having total creative control of his music and his shows. He mixes using vinyl and laptop simultaneously, creates his own visual effects, and subscribes wholeheartedly to the MTV School of Shock. Ironically, Swamp is critical of the mainstream radio music he helps generate. “I’m a fan of it all and I hate it all at the same time,” he said. “99 percent of everything out there right now is lame.” Luckily he knows that by creating this type of music, he is able to create his own. In the past, he said, “I have been in so many situations where people were telling me what to do. Now that I have the [financial] opportunity, I’m gonna do it.” DJ Swamp appears Friday, Dec. 12 at Casanova, 1188 Makawao Ave., 9:45 p.m., 21+, call 572-0220. MTW
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DECEMBER 11, 2003
BY COLE SMITHEY
Body And Soul Alejandro Inarritu Delivers Life Inarritu worked with his screenwriting partner from Amores Perros to write 21 Grams with Sean Penn, Benicio Del Toro and Naomi Watts in mind for the story’s deteriorating characters. Sean Penn is in top form as Paul Rivers a college professor awaiting a heart transplant while his wife Mary (Charlotte Gainsbourg) tries to become pregnant through artificial insemination before her husband succumbs. Christina Peck (Naomi Watts) is a loving wife and mother of two little girls when a hit and run accident extracts her family from her grasp. Benicio Del Toro is Jack Jordan, an ex-con who has replaced his lawless tendencies with religious faith to protect himself and his family.
★★★★★ We experience the characters as essential members of families whose unseen orbits pull together when Jack Jordan accidentally runs down Christina’s family with his pick-up truck while on his way home to a small celebration with his family and friends. Jack has recently been fired from his job at a country club for his tattoos, which symbolically include a heart that decorates his neck. Jack is the most morally empathetic character in the film because he has fallen the farthest and yet strives with every nerve in his body to maintain his sobriety and sanity in the face of the gloom and temptation that surrounds him. The death of Christina’s husband Michael (Danny Huston) provides Paul (Penn) with the very heart that is transplanted into his chest and allows him to go on living. Paul becomes the emotional catalyst of the story because he refuses to accept the concealment of his donor’s
Sean Penn as “Paul Rivers” identity and takes it upon himself to hire a private detective to disclose the source of his lifesaving heart. Paul’s burden is curiosity, while Christina’s hardship is the loss of her family. But it’s from Jack’s sense of guilt and responsibility that the story reveals its thematic soul and transcends Paul’s inquisitiveness and Christina’s sense of revenge. The striking look of 21 Grams comes from cinematographer Rodrigo Prieto, who gave similar grit and saturated color to Amores Perros. Prieto again uses a hand-held camera to interact with the story as a coordinated invisible member of the onscreen action. The
realism and percolating thematic bubbles that pop from the unfolding narrative puzzle come directly from Prieto’s balanced visual sensibilities. But the rawness of Inarritu’s film comes from the passionate milieu that the film’s ensemble connects with. The vibe is closest to the one that writer/director Joe Carnahan presented with his recent tour de force Narc. The disjointed plotting of 21 Grams is the film’s most polished device and wraps the story in circling layers that are then punctured by the slipping intentions of its characters. Some critics have complained about the bravura narrative splicing of 21 Grams as
being “difficult to follow.” But they miss the validity of the tact’s overall effect because they are so concerned with “following” the story. This is a daring movie that deals with loss of family, pride, dignity, faith, and ultimately, a person’s very soul. The value of a human life is an inestimable quantity that can only be inferred by the way that people treat one another. 21 Grams commands a running discourse that runs as a constant thematic thread through all of humanity. The movie delivers life as a floating mysterious entity that we all share. It’s very few films that achieve anything remotely close. Rated R - 125 mins. MTW
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MOVIECAPSULES MAUI FILM FESTIVAL’S CANDLELIGHT CAFÉ & CINEMA Wednesday, December 17 Seabiscuit 2 p.m., Castle Theater Toby Maguire and Jeff Bridges star in this true story of an underdog race horse that lifted America's spirits during the Depression in a challenge to be the undisputed champion of his era. Rated PG-13. 140 min. Tickets: $7 w/MFF passport. $10 single.
Monsieur Ibrahim 5 p.m., Castle Theater Omar Sharrif's triumphant return to the screen as a Turkish shopkeeper in Paris who befriends a young Jewish boy and together learn that there can be far more things that people of different backgrounds, religious beliefs and ages can share that that separate them. Rated R. 95 min. Tickets: $7 w/MFF passport. $10 single.
Mona Lisa Smile 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater Academy Award winner Julia Roberts, Kirsten Dunst, Julia Stiles and Maggie Gyllenhaal star in this drams based at a New England college for women where the art instructor played by Ms. Roberts learns as much from her students as they do from her. Rated PG-13. 119 min. Tickets: $7 w/MFF passport. $10 single.
New This Week LOVE DON’T COST A THING - (PG13) Romantic Comedy - An unpopular but super-intelligent teenage boy (Nick Cannon) hires a cheerleader (Christina Milian) to pose as his girlfriend so that he can improve his reputation in school. STUCK ON YOU - (PG13) - Comedy - A pair of conjoined brothers (Greg Kinnear & Matt Damon) head to Hollywood and end up on a TV show with Cher, bringing instant fame and fortune, and threatening to drive the twins apart.
pares to wipe out the remaining samurai warriors. But when he is captured by the samurai, he learns about their warrior honor code from their leader, which forces him to decide which side of the conflict he actually wants to be on. LOVE ACTUALLY - (R) - Romantic Comedy - Ten separate (but intertwining) stories of love in London, mainly-leading up to a big climax on Christmas Eve. One story revolves around the brand new (unmarried) Prime Minister (Hugh Grant) of the United Kingdom, who falls in love with a sassy girl (Martine McCutcheon). Another story follows the relationship between a stepfather (Liam Neeson) and his young stepson. Also stars Emma Thompson, Alan Rickman and Keira Knightly. MASTER & COMMANDER - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - Set during the Napoleonic wars, an epic tale of high sea adventure aboard the ship, the Surprise, and featuring British navy’s greatest fighting captain, Lucky Jack Aubrey (Russell Crowe) and the ship’s doctor, Stephen Maturin (Paul Bettany). MATRIX REVOLUTIONS - (R) - Sci Fi Action - Third installment of The Matrix trilogy in which the epic war between man and machine reach a thundering crescendo. Stars Keanu Reeves, Carrie Anne Moss, Lawrence Fishburne and Jada Pinkett-Smith. THE MISSING - (R) - Suspense/Thriller - When a young woman’s (Cate Blanchett) oldest daughter (Evan Rachel Wood) is kidnapped by a psychopathic killer with mystical powers in the wilderness, she is forced to reunite with her long estranged father (Tommy Lee Jones) for help, trailing the killer and his brutal cult of desperados. TIMELINE - (PG13) - Action/Science Fiction - Based on the Michael Crichton novel about a technology corporation that has created a method of travelling into the past. When a history professor is trapped in 1357 France, three Yale students must travel back to rescue him.
Native American, (voice of Joaquin Phoenix), whose older brother is killed by a bear, attempts to avenge his death by killing that bear. Along the way, the Great Spirits of the Pacific Northwest transform the young man into the thing he detests most— a bear. DR. SEUSS’ THE CAT IN THE HAT - (PG) - Comedy - Mike Myers stars the mischievous feline visitor in the striped stove-pipe hat in this live-action adaptation of the literary classic. ELF - (PG) - Comedy - An adult who was raised as one of Santa’s elves, goes to New York City to seek his family and save Christmas. Stars Will Ferrell. GOTHIKA - (R) - Suspense/Thriller - A criminal psychologist (Halle Berry) awakens to find herself a patient in the very same mental institution in which she works, with no memory of the murder of her husband that she's accused of committing. Also stars Penelope Cruz and Robert Downey, Jr. THE HAUNTED MANSION - (PG) - Comedy - Based on the Disneyland ride, this is the story of a haunted mansion set on an old bayou in New Orleans that captivates a realtor (Eddie Murphy) and his family. HONEY - (PG13) - Drama - A tough sexy dancer (Jessica Alba) from the inner city becomes a successful music video choreographer, but forgoes that in order to pursue her lifelong dream of opening her own dance studio for inner-city youths. THE HUMAN STAIN - (R) - Thriller - A distinguished professor (Anthony Hopkins), whose professional and personal life is in ruin, is resurrected through a friendship with a writer (Gary Sinise) and a scandalous affair with a young woman (Nicole Kidman). THE LAST SAMURAI - (R) - Action/Adventure - An alcoholic Civil War veteran turned Winchester guns spokesman (Tom Cruise) arrives in Japan to train the troops of the emperor, as the emperor's new army pre-
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Christmas’ Naughty Kids Season Finale Friday at 7 p.m., Saturday at 4 & 7 p.m. and Sunday at 5 p.m.; Iao Theater in Wailuku In Maui OnStage’s production of “The Best Christmas Pageant Ever,” the Herdman children, who are the roughest ingrates ever to take on the guise of childhood, take over the local annual Christmas pageant and chaos reigns. However, somehow through the mayhem, the children and the town learn the true meaning of Christmas. Featuring local actors and keiki.
Friday & Saturday, 6 p.m. to midnight, at Maui Raceway Park Final drag races of the year! Don’t miss your chance to see the top dragsters, hot rods, motorcycles and racers in all brackets at this fueled up event! (Bring earplugs.)
Sumo Wrestling, Commandos
Fri, 11 a.m., Maui Arts and Cultural Center in Kahului From Bento to Mixed Plate is an artistic examination of the Japanese experience in Hawaii. The first Japanese arrived in Hawaii in 1868, with each succeeding generation adding something new to island culture. The exhibit runs through all the usual influences—sumo wrestling, the decorated all-Japanese 442nd Regimental Combat Team from World War II and, of course, the evolution of the two-scoop-rice-one-scoop-mac-salad mixed plate lunch. The whole deal debuted in the Bishop Museum nearly 12 years ago, and has traveled the world. The exhibit runs nine weeks, so there’s plenty of time to see it. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]
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That Whale Song Band Slug on Rhymes, Friday, 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater in Kahului Ant on Beats Hiroshima is coming to Maui. Of course, I’m talking about the band and not the quaint Japanese city we atomized in the last days of the Great World War II. The official MACC press release says the band “has seamlessly blended Asian and North American music cultures” with “a unique combination of distinctively Japanese elements with funky pop and urban jazz sensibilities.” Now I’ve heard Hiroshima, and I can say with absolute certainty that they are way more about the funky pop than the urban jazz sensibilities. True, I’ve only heard one Hiroshima song in my life, and it was the whale theme from that Star Trek movie where they all go to San Francisco, but I don’t see how that has any relevance here. For ticket info, call 242-SHOW. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]
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Friday, 9:30 p.m. at Hapa’s in Kihei
Featuring rappers, DJs and artisans alike, Slug, Mr. Dibbs, Crescent Moon and J-Bird make up the latest hip hop phenom, Atmosphere. They’ve been touring for years, gaining momentum and a following befitting of the next wave in hop hop culture which includes breaking barriers between indie rockers, punks and apparently lots and lots of females. Originally from Minneapolis, MN, Slug has been getting lots of attention for his personal lyrical style and comparisons have been made to the controversial Eminem. A member of the Rhymesayers crew (along with Eyedea), this enigmatic romeo of a rapper has found huge success in the underground hip hop scene. With the wide release of 2002’s God Loves Ugly and all that recent video play, it’s just a matter of time before this Midwestern MC gets to be naked and famous! This show at Hapa’s is a 21-andover thang. Tickets in advance are only $10 and can be purchased at Request Music or Island Ink Tattoo. $15 at the door. Maui’s own DJ Twist will be in the house as well.
DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Neil Sedaka - Thursday (tonight!). A popular crooner who has belted out such classics as “Breaking Up Is Hard To Do,” “Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen” and many others for several decades. Tickets: $25-45. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Deva Premal and Miten - Thursday (tonight!). Timeless devotional chants and inspiring original songs. Tickets: $22 in advance/$30 at door. 7 p.m., Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort, 875-8820. Hiroshima - Friday. A band that combines Japanese elements with funky pop, urban and jazz. Tickets: $1028. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Special Starlight—A Musical Christmas Celebration - Saturday. Maui Concert Chorus, the Maui Youth Chorus, Ginny Morgan and the Festival of Harps, and special guest, Al Terry—“Mr. Aloha” in a festive evening of Christmas music. Tickets: $15-35. Children 12 and under are half price. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Ziggy Marley - Sunday. Major reggae event featuring Ziggy Marley, the oldest son of reggae legend Bob Marley and Goodwill Youth Ambassador for the United Nations. Tickets: $25. 7 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.
TICKETS ON SALE Prince - Dec.19. The man, the myth, the artist known
as... Tickets: $50-75. 7 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Michael Franti and Spearhead - Jan. 2. Plus DJ Logic. Tickets go on sale Friday, Nov. 21: $25 advance. All Maui Tacos locations, Request Music or online at www.hulatickets.com. Lahaina Civic Amphitheater. The Strokes - Jan. 7. All ages show--(under 18 must be accompanied by an adult). Tickets: $20, on sale Dec. 13. 7 p.m., Pipeline Cafe, OAHU, (877) 750-4400. Chicago and America - Jan. 10. Two classic rock bands together live! Tickets: $49-59. Blaisdell Arena, OAHU, (808) 591-2211. The Vandals - Jan.14. All ages welcome (under 18 must be accompanied by an adult). Tickets: $17.50. 7 p.m., Pipeline Cafe, OAHU, (877) 750-4400. Tony Bennett - Jan. 16. Tickets: $35-95 on sale Dec. 13 to general public. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Jimmy Buffett - Jan. 28. With The Coral Reefer Band. Tickets: $35-75, go on sale Dec. 13. 7 p.m., Waikiki Shell, OAHU, (877) 750-4400.
Festival of Trees - Thursday through Dec. 28, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m., at Lahaina Cannery Mall. Featuring more than a dozen trees decorated with handmade ornaments designed by Maui schools and community organizations. For more info, call 661-5304. Filming of "A Dating Story" - Friday through Wednesday. Learning Channel's televised weekly singles program: Interested persons are asked to call 215-928-1414 ext. 7130. Photos with Santa - Sat-Sun, 6-8 p.m. at the Whalers Village in Kaanapali. Also free face painting by Santa’s helpers. For info, call 661-4567. Also Sat-Sun, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. at Lahaina Cannery Mall. For info, call 661-5304. Polynesian Voyaging Canoe Hokule`a - Sun through Dec. 12, at Maalaea Harbor. Part of its Hanohano Ka Hookele A Hokulea (famous are the travels of the Hokulea). Free & open to the public. For more info, call 270-7084. Whale Information Station - Daily, 8:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. at McGregor Point Lookout on Route 30, the Honoapiilani Highway, between Maalaea and Lahaina. For more info, call 249-8811.
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 12
Akaku's Holiday Open House - 9 a.m.-4:30 p.m. at 333 Dairy Road, Suite 104, Kahului. For more info, call 871-5554. Baldwin High & Symphonic Band Winter Concert - 7 p.m. at Queen Kaahumanu Center Stage. For info, call 984-5656. Fantuzzi and Friends - 7:30 p.m. at Mandala Ethnic Arts, 29 Baldwin Ave. in Paia. Latin, Reggae, Afro, Funk: $10. For info, call 572-2332.
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 13
Koieie Fishpond Benefit - 2 p.m. on the Maka Kai, Maalaea Harbor. Cost: $25 per person which includes food, an open bar, and door prizes. Fundraiser for Koieie Fishpond in Kihei. For info, call 875-2059. Holiday Karaoke Contest - 5:30-9:30 p.m. at Lahaina Center. For more info, call 662-3333. Aloha Ballroom Dance Academy's Holiday Ball - 5:30-11 p.m. at Fairmont Kea Lani Ballroom in Wailea. Semiformal event--Tickets: $60, includes a buffet dinner and dancing. For info, call 875-9161. Portuguese Association of Maui's Christmas Party - 6 p.m. at the J. Walter Cameron Center. Food, drinks, and entertainment. For info, call 244-7987. "Puttin' on The Ritz" Holiday Party - 6 p.m.-12 a.m. at Ritz-Carlton Kapalua. Includes full dinner buffet, live entertainment by Jimmy Mac & Kool Kats, door prizes and a cash bar for all groups and individuals who attend. For more info, call 665-7210.
Polynesian Christmas Show - 6:30-8 p.m., Whalers Village Centerstage in Kaanapali. For more info, call 661-4567.
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 13
George Kahumoku - 2 p.m. at Borders Books & Music in Kahului. Live slack key guitar music. For info, call 877-6160. “Songs for the Season” - 7-8 p.m., Whalers Village Centerstage in Kaanapali. Maui Madrigal. For more info, call 661-4567.
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 14
Keali’i Reichel - 2 p.m. at Borders Books & Music in Kahului. Live Hawaiian music. For more info, call 8776160.
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 16
Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Concert Series - 6, 8:30 p.m. at the Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua Amphitheater. Hosted by George Kahumoku, Jr., with special guest Ozzie Kotani. Tickets: $35 visitor, $25 kama’aina. For more info, call 669-3858.
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 17
Hawaiian Santa Visits - 10 a.m. at the Wailuku Public Library. Stories, songs, treats and fun. For more info, call 243-5766.
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BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria – John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Benny Uyetake, Mon; Maurice Bega, Tue. All sets from 810:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Cafe O’Lei - Roscoe Wright and his band, Fri and Sat; contemporary island duo, Tue and Wed. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. Cheeseburger in Paradise – Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Mon and Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. and 8-11 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Cool Cat Cafe - Evan Schulman, Thu and Tue; Howard Ahia, Fri; Damien Awai, Mon; How Phat, Wed. All sets from 7-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908. Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Nino Toscano, Thu and Fri; Kawiko Lum Ho, Sat; Ernest Pua’a, Sun; Brian Haia, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho, Tue; Ernest Pua’a, Wed. All sets from 6:30-9:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Highway, 669-3474. Hula Grill - Ernest Pua’a and Brian Kaui Haia, Thu; Ernest Pua’a, Kawika Lum Ho and Brian Haia, Fri; Maurice Bega, Da Ukulele Boys, Sat; Kawika Lum Ho, Da Ukulele Boys, Sun; Kawika Lum Ho, Albert Kaina and Brian Kaui Haia, Mon; Jarret Roback, Don Kaulia and Albert Kaina, Tue; Ernest Pua’a, Brian Kaui Haia and Roy Kato, Wed. Live music is from 3-5 p.m. and 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz – Live music with Tracey and Farzad, Wed and Fri, 6:30-9 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787. Kahana Terrace Restaurant – Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m. Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399. Kimo’s – Sam Ahia, Wed thru Sun, 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. Leilani’s On The Beach – JD & Friends, Sat, 4-6 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m; Kawika Lum Ho, Wed, 4-6 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building J, Kaanapali, 661-4495. Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. Pancho and Lefty’s Cantina & Restaurante Pianist Rene Alonzo & Friends play light rock, country and blues during happy hour on Thursday from 3-6 p.m. and this Saturday from 8-11 p.m. Mariachi music on Sunday with Pablo, 6-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, in the Wharf Cinema Center, 661-4666. Pioneer Inn – Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu; Gene Argell (blues and jazz piano), Sat; Captain Billy Bones (6-7 p.m.), Mon; Ricardo Dioso (classical guitar), Tue; Captain Billy Bones (6-7 p.m.), Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. unless otherwise noted. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Live music (grand piano) 6-9 p.m., Gene Argelle, Mon and Tue; Cody Gillette, Wed; Joel Gold, Thu; Mark Johnson, Fri. 2290 Kaanapali Parkway, Kaanapali, 667-7477. Sea House Restaurant – Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincaid Basques, Wed, 7:30-9:30 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500. Whale’s Tale Bar & Grill - Eric Pietsch, Thu; Patrick Major, Fri and Tue; Greg diPiazza, Sat; Cryin’ Out Loud, Sun; Eric Pietsch, Mon; Armadillo, Wed. All sets from 69 p.m. 672 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4044.
Capische? – Joyce and Gord, Wed and Thu; Esther Godinez (vocals) Salvador Godinez (piano) and Ed Connors (bass) perform a mix of standards, bossa nova and original music, Fri and Sat, 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224. KKO Kai Ku Ono – Lono, Thu thru Sat; Kawika, Sun;
DA KINE CALENDAR
MAUI TIME WEEKLY
DECEMBER 11, 2003
thursday12/11 Funk, Soul & Disco w/DJ Boomshot, No cover, 10pm
monday12/15 – wednesday12/17
Neto Perraza, Latin Music, No cover, 10pm
Kilohana, Hawaiian contemporary, No cover, 10pm
DJ Swamp, USA Champion & Beck’s DJ, $10, 9:45pm
Nuffsed, Island Sound, $5, 9:45pm
Wed - Ladies’ Night, $5, 9:45pm
Lawai’a, No cover, 10:30pm-12:30am
Mon - Lawai’a, No cover, 10:30pm-12:30am; Tue - CLOSED (PM) for Staff Christmas Party; Wed - Joe Benedett, Solo acoustic act, No cover, 8-11pm
COMPADRES BAR & GRILL
Salsa Night $5, 10pm
1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299
1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220
142 Hana Hwy, Paia - 579-9453
Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189
COOL CAT CAFÉ
Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina - 667-0908
Evan Shulman, Dancing, No cover
843 Wainee St., Lahaina - 662-8780
Ladies Night, 9pm
41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001
Open Mic Night, with Jim (Deviltown), 10pm Atmosphere, Underground Hip Hop, $10/15, 9pm
HARD ROCK CAFÉ
HENRY’S BAR & GRILL
41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849
Swami Bebops, No cover, 9pm
KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB
Da Hawaiians, No cover, 10pm Kenny Roberts, No cover, 5-7pm
KAHULUI ALE HOUSE
355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001
845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811
KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555
Mike & Dave Carroll, No cover, 9pm-Midnight
LIFE’S A BEACH
Cryin’ Out Loud, No cover
1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010
Gina Martinelli Band, N/C, 6pm
Mon - Da Hawaiians, No cover; Tue - Chico & DaKine, No cover; Wed - Da Hawaiians, No cover
Crunch Pups, $5, 9:30pm
Mayorga Vs. Spinks, $10, 3pm
Karaoke, No cover, 9:30pm
Mon & Wed - Karaoke, No cover, 9:30pm
Mark Burnett & Mike Finklewitz, No cover, 10pm
Anastasia & Nils, No cover, 10pm
Karaoke w/Auntie Toddy Lilikoi, Karaoke w/Auntie Toddy Lilikoi, No cover, 9:30pm No cover, 9:30pm Mendoza Band, No cover
Hot Apple Pie, No cover
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Mon - Marty Dread, Reggae, $5, 10pm
El Niño, No cover, 5pm
DECEMBER 11, 2003
MON - Uncle Willie K; TUE - Ultra Fab Tuesday, 10pm; WED - Aloha Wednesday, $5, 9pm
The Edge, No cover, 9pm-12am
Da Hawaiians, N/C, 5-9pm; T-Ray Band, 9pm
Billabong Twist Bash, $5, 10pm
900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400
36 Keala Place, Kihei - 875-7711
Mon - Cryin’ Out Loud; Tue - Jay Molina & Gilbert Emata w/Vanessa Rodriguez; Wed - Soul Concepts w/Curtis Williams, R&B; All shows 10pm-1am, No cover!
Mon - Damien Awai; Tue - Evan Shulman; Wed - How Phat
ACE’s Radio Rehab, Bring your own CDs, No cover, 10pm
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John Moore Project, No cover
Mon - ACE & Radio Rehab, No cover; Tue - Stevie, No cover; Wed - Crunch Pups, No cover
Mañana Garage – Neto & Friends, Thu and Fri, 6:30 p.m.; Fortunato’s Magic, Fri, 7 p.m.; Neto & Hot Salsa, Sat; Neto Peraza, Tue; Bobby & Tula, Wed, 6:30 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.
Jacque’s - The Tom Cherry Express, Sat, 8 p.m.; 120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844. Livewire Cafe - John Moore Project, Sat, 7-10 p.m.; live jazz, Thu, 7-10 p.m.; acoustic guitar with Molten Soul, Tue, 7-10 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. Moana Cafe - Gypsy guitar w/ Bo Shores, Sun, 6-9 p.m.; vintage Hawaiian music, Wed, 6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.
RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI
Embassy Vacation Resort – Kaanapali Beach 104 Kaanapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Ed Truthan w/ contemporary classics, Thu; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sat; Ed & Ron, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon; Scott Baird & Friends w/ contemporary music, Tue; Howard Ahia w/ Hawaiian music, Wed. All sets from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. Hyatt Regency Maui 200 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 661-1234 “Tony ‘n Tina’s Wedding” Thu, Sat and Tue, 6:30 p.m. at Spats Trattoria. Torchlighting ceremony at 6:15 nightly followed by live Hawaiian entertainment 6:309:30 nightly in the Weeping Banyan: Sam Fukuhara, Thu, Sun and Mon; Pam Gamboa Peterson, Tue, 5:309:30 p.m.; Larry Gollis, Fri and Sat; Stephanie Anderson, Wed; "Drums of the Pacific" luau by Tihati, 5:30-8 nightly. Ka’anapali Beach Hotel 2525 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0011 Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 4:30 p.m. in the Kanahele Room; Free nightly hula show and dance music, 6 p.m.; Sunday Champagne Brunch with Hawaiian music by Polinahe, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Kapalua Bay Hotel / Kapalua Bay Hotel, A Luxury Collection Resort 1 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669-5656 The Bay Club: Jazz trio, Fri and Sat, 6-9 p.m.; solo pianist Sun thru Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Gardenia Court: contemporary Hawaiian music, Sun, 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; Lehua Lounge: hula performances 5:30-7 and contemporary Hawaiian music 7-8:30 nightly. Napili Kai Beach Resort 5900 Honoapiilani Highway, Napili, 669-1500 Sea House Restaurant: Kapule Paoa, Sun; Kincaid Basques, Mon, Fri and Sat; Albert Kaina, Wed; Kincaid & Albert, Thu; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m. Polynesian Dinner Show, Tue, 5:30 p.m. Ritz-Carlton Kapalua One Ritz-Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Reiko, solo guitar and vocals, beginning at 5:30 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: world fusion duo Ranga Pae, Fri thru Tue, 6:15-9:45 p.m. Royal Lahaina Resort 2780 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali, 661-3611 "Eddie and Eddie" w/ Eddie Lilikoi and Eddie Sebala, 5-9:30 nightly in the Royal Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian songs and dances at 5 nightly. Sheraton Maui Hotel 2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/ hula dancers, 6-8 nightly: Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed; torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly. The Westin Maui Hotel 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Tropica: Bobby Ingram Trio, Sat, Sun and Wed; JD Band, Tue; Keoki Kahumoku, Mon. All sets 7-9 p.m.; Fortunato’s magic, Thu, Sat and Tue, 6:30-8:30 p.m.
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Four Seasons Resort Wailea 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/ Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:30-7:30 p.m. w/ hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Tiffany Lee and Josh Mon and Sat, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:30-11:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly. Grand Wailea Resort Hotel & Spa 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, 5:30-9:30 nightly: Larry Golis, Thu; Brian Mansano, Fri; Ricardo, Sat; Luis Diaz, Sun thru Tue; Mitch Kepa, Wed; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly. The Fairmont Kea Lani Maui 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100 Jazz entertainment from 6-9 nightly in the Lobby Bar. Wailea Marriott 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922 Hawaiian entertainment w/ hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradyse & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort
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Howard Ahia, Mon; Kenny Roberts, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 875-1007. LuLu’s - Patrick Major, Thu, 4-7 p.m. 1945-H S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m. Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206. Marco’s Southside Grill – Mark Johnston (piano), Wed thru Sun; Brian Cuomo (piano), Mon and Tue. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. Margarita’s Beach Cantina – Cool Steel, Fri, 5-7 p.m. 101 S. Kihei Rd., 879-5311. Mulligan’s on the Blue – Celtic Tigers, Thu and Sun, 7-10 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. Seawatch Restaurant - Pianist Angela Carr, Fri, 6-9 p.m.; guitarist Luis Diaz, Sat, 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Latin guitar w/ Luis Diaz, Thu, Fri and Wed; guitar and vocals w/ Brado, Sat; Patrick Major, Sun; steel drums and sax w/ Brian Wittman, Mon and Tue. All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.
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DA KINE CALENDAR
MAUI TIME WEEKLY
DECEMBER 11, 2003
Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm
Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000
LONGHI’S 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288 LONGHI’S Shops at Wailea - 877-2036 LULU’S
1945-H S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944
MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758
MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131
friday12/12 saturday12/13 sunday12/14
Clay Mortensen & George Tavoularis, 8:30-11:30pm
monday12/15 – wednesday12/17
Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:3011:30pm
Pam Peterson & Rudy Baria, 8:30-11:30pm
Mon - Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:30-11:30pm; Wed - Clay Mortensen & Gilbert Emata, 8:30-11:30pm
Vanessa & The Project, No cover, 8pm
Mon - Live NFL Football, 2-6pm; Wed - Maui “Idol”, Karaoke w/Tyrone, No cover, 8-11pm
DJ “Big Daddy” Steve, No cover, 9pm
DJ Tark, No cover, 9pm-close
Mon - DJ Tark, No cover, 9pm; Tue - DJ Mackie Mac/Dollar Night, $5, 9pm; Wed - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm
Murray Thorne, Classic Rock, No cover, 9pm
NDE, No cover, 9pm
Celtic Tigers, No cover, 7pm Merv Oana, No cover, 10pm
Mon - Gypsy Pacific, Gypsy jazz, No cover, 7:30pm; Tue - Music Club w/Wayne Dunn, No cover, 9pm; Wed - John Moore Project, No cover, 9pm
Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-Midnight
Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-Midnight
Crazy Fingers, $5, 9:30pm N/A, $5, 9:30pm Bobby Ingram, Blues & Jazz, No cover, 8pm
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DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm Kenny Roberts, Island Style, No cover, 9pm
505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341
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Hotel Hana-Maui Hana, 248-8211 Hawaiian music in Paniolo Lounge, Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.
Gov. Linda Lingle's Maui Advisory Committee Meeting - Thursday, 4 p.m., at Maui Community College's Ka`a`ike Building, Room 105. For info, call 243-5798. Republican Fundraiser w/Mayor Arakawa Thursday, 6-8 p.m., at Sandalwood Golf Clubhouse. Silent auction and Christmas dinner: $50. For more info, call 242-0777 or 871-8710. Maui Invasive Species Committee - Friday, 12-2 p.m. at 820 Piiholo Road, Makawao. A blessing and celebration of building’s opening. For more info, call 573-6472. Governor Lingle's Advisory Board Meeting Friday, 4 p.m. at Maui Community College Ka'a'ike Bldg, Room 105. For info, call 243-5798. Re-Dedication of the Veterans Memorial & Mural - Wed, 12 p.m. at the War Memorial Gymnasium, 700 Halia Nakoa Street, Wailuku (next to Baldwin High School). For info, call 270-7981.
"Evening of Christmas Joy" - Friday, 7 p.m. at St. Theresa's Church in Kihei. Tickets are $20 adults, $15 students and seniors. For info, call 870-7848. “The Best Christmas Pageant Ever” - Friday, 7 p.m.; Saturday, 4 & 7 p.m.; Sunday, 5 p.m. at the Iao Theater, Wailuku. A Maui OnStage production. For more info, call 244-8680. Ourstory—Love, Sex & Violets - Saturday, 7:30 p.m. at Kolealea Retreat Center, 1120 Kaupakalua Rd. in Haiku. A Tantric Rock Opera on behalf of Peace & Planet. For more info, call 244-4103. A Yoga Dance Troupe - Friday & Saturday, 7:30 p.m. in the McCoy Studio Theater, MACC. Londonbased Tripsichore fuses traditional yoga asanas with inventive choreography. It is a very modern telling of the ancient mysteries of yoga. Just back from 2 years of global touring from Iceland to Brazil. For more info, call 242-SHOW. "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" - Friday & Saturday, 7:30 p.m. in the Seabury Hall's Performance Studio. Tickets are $8 adults, $7 seniors, and $4 students. For more info, call 573-1257.
Exhibition tracing Japanese American identity in Hawaii. For more info, call 242-2787.
Pharmacy of Flowers - Friday, 6-7 p.m. at Spa Luna, 810 Haiku Rd. A celebration of exotic floral essences, a photographic pilgrimage to the lands of their origin and a visionary discussion about the world as a garden of medicine. Free introductory lecture with David Crow, L.Ac. For info, call Tips to Quit Tobacco Use - Saturday, 9-11:30 a.m. at Maui Memorial Medical Center Auditorium. For more info, call 243-4632.
SPORTS Drag Races - Friday & Saturday, 6 p.m. to midnight,
at Maui Raceway Park, Mokulele Highway. Adults $7, students and seniors $6, children under 10 free. For more info, call 281-1273.
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 12
Classes Offered by Maui Kenpo Dojo - 6-7 p.m. Free and open to the public. For info, call 665-1463.
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 13
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Lahainaluna High School Foundation 4th Annual Golf Tournament - at the Kapalua Bay Course. Entry fee: $120. For more info, call 661-5332. Keiki O Keia la "Youth of Today" Golf Tournament - 6 a.m. at Sandalwood Golf Course. 3person teams and the entry fee is $100 per person which pays for cart fees, breakfast, and prizes and an awards luncheon. For more info, call 244-3433.
Friday, Dec. 19th Doors open at 8pm
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Maui Live Poets Society - Thursday, 6:30-9 p.m. in Lahaina. Open poetry readings. For more info, call Melinda Gohn at 661-0517.
Lahaina Arts Society's Fine Arts Fair - Saturday & Sunday, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. at Banyan Tree Park, Lahaina. Free admission. For info, call 661-0111 ext. 1. Christmas House - Sunday through Thursday, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. at the Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center, Makawao. For more info, call 572-6560.
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SANDBAR & GRILL
89 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8742
SANSEI 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua - 669-6286 SANSEI Kihei Town Center - 879-0004 SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602
DJ Alex Graham, w/DJs Sal & Lucky Brown, $3, 10pm
Live music, TBA, 9pm
Live music, TBA, 9pm
Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am
Halloween Party, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am
Crunch Pups, No cover, 9:30pm
The Pacific Storm, No cover, 9pm
Kenny Roberts & Friends, No cover, 9pm
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DJ Dancing, $10, 9:30pm-2am
DJ Dancing, $10, 9:30pm-2am
STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave. - 572-1380
3850 Wailea Alanui Dr. - 875-1234
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DECEMBER 11, 2003
BY SAMANTHA CAMPOS
Scalawag Songs When I was younger, I used to wish that songs would be dedicated and sung to me by name—just for me and me only. This past weekend, I discovered that you should be careful what you wish for. I went to a birthday celebration for Electric Steve at the Sly Mongoose in Lahaina. The “Old Pirate” was there and picked up his guitar in spontaneous good cheer. He sang some crowd favorites, like the “Wild West Show” and a rendition of Don Ho’s “Tiny Bubbles.” Then he dedicated a special song, just for me. I beamed appreciatively—at first. “She’s got lipstick in her teeth,” he sang. The bar roared and I hid my face, missing some of the more risqué lyrics, until the chorus. “Let’s do something cheap and insensitive,” he sang. “Tonight!” Somehow, the pointing and laughing weren’t part of my deepest desires to have a song dedicated to me. Hmpf. Then Electric Steve asked to sing a special birthday song to all the ladies in the bar. There were four of us, including BJ, Donna and the Old Pirate’s wife. “I wanna stick my **** in you,” he sang. “I wanna stick my **** in you…” You get the point. After everyone sufficiently groaned in embarrassment and discomfort, Steve finished his American Idol tryout with some good ol’ shameless self-promotion. “Everyone loves Electric Steve,” he sang. “Everyone loves Electric Steve…” BJ and I were actually quite impressed with the inherent punk rock quality Steve inflected upon his sweet, sweet little ditty. And then BJ punched him. Last weekend I went to the Mana’o Radio Benefit party at Wow-wee Maui’s Café, where the public radio station 91.5 FM was hosting food, friends and fun in an effort to raise some dough and excitement for their new programs. There were lots of people I had never seen before milling about outside and tons of folks dancing inside. Marty Dread was playing his usual lively, positive set of reggae music. Okay, so I have a tiny schoolgirl crush on Marty Dread. I can’t help it, he’s just so damn sweet! And as he looked out into the throbbing mass of dancers and began one of his more popular songs, he spotted me trying to be incognito in the crowd and called me out. “Hey! Isn’t that Holoholo Girl in the back?” he pointed to me and the crowd followed his gaze. As I stood stupefied and stunned like a deer in headlights, he then proceeded to switch up the lyrics to his next song… “Free and single, she likes to mingle,” Marty sang. “She’s the Holoholo Girl!” Okay, that’s it. I’m gonna start calling him Naughty Dread from now on. Chance and the Bluesdaddies performed after that, and I filled up on the all-you-candrink Kava, getting that pleasant, mouth-numbing, relaxed, natural buzz immediately. Leaning back against the wall for balance, I spotted a strikingly handsome young man, looking somewhat like a Latin Johnny Depp—you know, like in Don Juan DeMarco?—across the room. He was to play with the next band, the Internacionales Pasteles (International Pastries). Yeah, he looked good enough to… “He’s pretty hunky,” somebody noted. I nodded dumbly. “Geez, I hope he’s the lead singer—he shouldn’t be hiding behind the drums or anything!” He ended up hiding behind the keyboards and we made international eyes at each other before I made a mad dash off the next place, as I am wont to do. I walked up to the bar at Life’s A Beach in Kihei, and sat next to a man loudly enjoying his Mudslide and the live music of the John Moore Project. He was doing everything rather loudly, in fact. “Hi,” he said, looking me up and down. “You look like you have a lot of mana.” I smiled politely at him, he went on. “I’m brilliant. Do you know who I am? I’m a legend around here!” “Should you really be telling me you’re brilliant AND a legend?” I asked. “I just want you to know the truth!” he said. “They sent you here to write about ME, didn’t they?” I decided that was my cue to strike up a conversation with ANYONE else at that point, and fortunately, Ron from the Crunch Pups was standing close by. He gave me a friendly warning to beware of the scoundrels and scalawags in these parts. “And the barnacles,” he said. “You know, BAR-NICKELS: they cling onto you and don’t let go!” MTW
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Published on Dec 11, 2003
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