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CONTENTS

Come Experience

COVER STORY 10 The Art of Bébé Rose LOCAL NEWS 7 Coconut Wireless OP ED 6 Sodomize This

by Samantha Campos

The Shops & Restaurants

by Ian Houston

Sexual Liberation Comes Courtesy of the Supremes

by Ted Rall

Bébé Aschard Rose - P. 10

SURF & SPORTS 9 Extreme Surfing

The “If It Can’t Kill You, It Ain’t Extreme” Challenge

by Jodi Young

DEPARTMENTS 4 LETTERS

DINING 13 The Terrace Restaurant A&E 17 Food & Wine

4 EH BRAH! 5 COLD CALLS

by Jen Russo

8 NEWS OF THE WEIRD

22nd Annual Kapalua Food & Wine Festival

by Tina Lia

FILM CRITIQUE 18 Bruckheimer Spells...

Pirates of the Caribbean ( )

by Cole Smithey

DAY&NIGHT 19 Movie Capsules & Times 20 this week’s picks 22 Da Kine Calendar 24 The Grid

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7 WORD ON THE STREET 9 TIDES & TIMES 14 DINING LISTINGS 16 WINE OF THE WEEK 23 PURE VOLUME 27 KOZMIC BREEZE 27 THE ADVICE GODDESS 28 PERSONALS 29 CLASSIFIED LISTINGS 32 BACK SIDE

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This week (June 23-27), over 300,000 people voted in the first Internet "peoples' primary", organized by the MoveOn.org group.

All nine Democratic presidential candidates competed and more people voted in two days than will vote next winter in the Iowa and New Hampshire primaries combined.

Democrats and others who hope to oppose the re-election of George Bush should realize the need to choose a candidate and support him or her now.

Otherwise, the controlled corporate press and the pundits will choose the Democratic candidate for you early next year, simply by choosing which candidate out of the crowded field they decide to pay attention to. Bush will have a truly obscene amount of campaign money and will probably plan another invasion of a small country to boost his polls in early fall, 2004.

The Internet, at present, is still a medium for grass-roots communication and organization. Use it now, before John Ashcroft shuts it down. Go to www.moveon.org, get involved, pick a candidate and send some money. Or if you are a people person, join the Democratic Party and help organize precincts.

Sally Raisbeck, Wailuku

TAX THE POOR, GIVE TO WHOM? Council Chair Dain Kane has proposed raising taxes by 37-percent on rental properties while slightly lowering homeowner and hotel rates to balance this year's budget.

Why does the county need more money?

What kind of budgeting, or lack there of, has been going on since the last tax increase making us broke all of the sudden? Is it fair, or even sensible, to make our most vulnera-

ble and least well-off population, the renters, pick up the tab?

While the concept of taxing owners who are profiting from investments in multiple residential properties like other businesses makes sense, there seems little doubt the increases will be passed on to their tenants. Higher rents are likely to increase needs for social assistance. Perhaps Mr. Kane hopes that prospective homeowners will face less competition in bidding for a home but a blanket increase in cost for a necessity creates no penalty for simply passing it on to the consumer.

Given existing pressure on affordable longterm rentals, we may find this tax increase ends up costing us more than it generates. To be effective, this plan would probably have to be implemented as a graduated state income tax. Looking at short-term rentals and nonresident homeowners for increased revenues is worth considering. Vacation rental operators are offering cooperation with the county in exchange for easier permitting. Let’s think about some other options before we send the bill to our renters.

Daniel Grantham, Haiku

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ehbrah@mauitime.com To Lil’ Whitey with Dreads, When you came up to my friends and me, listening to Sublime on the beach on the fourth, you knew all the lyrics. You was so Irie. When I suggested a short (1:19) song

by The Presidents of the United States of America (how appropriate) you responded by saying, “Didn’t they have a song that sucked way back when?” Yo, whitey rasta, you may have only seen one “older” white boy sitting there. What you didn’t see behind my Maui Time was the fire brimming. I just about sprouted wings to fly your ass into the ocean to cleanse your youthful mouth of its sins. But I, being a more mature spiritual being, withheld action and took one long toke on your green spleef. (Who’s growing this crap on Maui, of all places, anyway). And one other thing. If Bradley Nowell is so cool, do ya think you can petition Haile Selassie to place Bradley in the pantheon of rasta saints? I don’t think so ‘cuz he was one dumbass white boy from Cali, bogarting the black man’s groove and worse, left behind a wife, a baby and a dog when he shot up crap ass Mexican brown and O.D.’d. He can’t even honestly hold Bob’s jock much less write legendary songs. Go home and learn more before you speak.

LOCALNEWS

BY TINA LIA

COLD CALLS Cold Calls catches different perspectives on issues important to our island community. The following interviews were conducted on the spot and interviewees were not given advance notice or preparation time.

Bioengineered Food (GMOs) 1. Do you eat bioengineered food?

2. How do you know if you're eating bioengineered food?

3. What percentage of food on store shelves is bioengineered or contains bioengineered ingredients?

4. Is bioengineered food safe?

5. How should bioengineered food be regulated?

ELOISE ENGMAN Founder - GMO Free Maui 1. I avoid them as much as possible. I try to eat all organic food.

2. Well, for starters, if you’re eating any soy, canola or corn products that are not organic, you’re almost certain to be eating GMOs. Then, if you’re eating SunUp or Rainbow papayas grown here in the islands, you’re definitely eating GMO papayas.

3. Over 70-percent of processed food in supermarkets has GMOs in it. You can’t count on produce not being genetically engineered either. I know they’ve genetically engineered potatoes; I don’t know what’s still on the market at this time.

There are a lot of things that have been genetically engineered, some have failed.

4. In my opinion it’s not because one of the main products they do is herbicide ready crops, which means that the crop can be sprayed with herbicide and it doesn’t hurt the plant. Nonetheless, the plant absorbs the herbicide. Another thing is they engineer antibiotic resistant genes into GMOs so they can expose the plant to antibiotics and it survives.

It’s been shown that these can break down in the human gut and recombine. This might be one of the things that’s fueling the increase in antibiotic resistance.

5. Well for one thing, it’s not being regulated at all by the FDA. The FDA ignored the warnings of their own scientists and the politically appointed administrators, which had been told to foster the biotech industry, and declared GMOs to be “substantially equivalent” to conventional food. The biotech industry has avoided years of testing which is required of new introductions into the food supply. So the FDA’s not regulating GMOs at all and the biotech companies in Hawaii and elsewhere have been given license. There’s hardly any oversight and basically, our gov-

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KEVIN MCMAHON Location Manager, Syngenta Seeds, Inc. - Kauai 1. Yes, I do eat bioengineered food.

2. Sometimes I know but I don’t always.

3. I don’t know for sure but I’m guessing that it may be as high as 60-percent.

4. I consider it safe. It’s regulated by several different government agencies. The work that we’ve done over here has not shown any significant differences between plants that have had the gene and plants that don’t. It’s been out for quite a number of years. There’s never been really the proof that it is harmful and when you’re trying to look at “Can you prove that it’s safe?” and if that requires a 20 or 30 year experiment to absolutely prove that there’s no possibility of there being any danger, you’re really stretching that length of proof of safety out too long. I think rather than finding proof of safety, they need to find proof of dangers. I don’t think that there’s been anything done that would prove to me that it was dangerous in any way.

5. I think it’s currently regulated fairly well by the USDA, the EPA and FDA. I certainly think that they need to stay on top of it and not get complacent on the regulations. But I think they’re doing well right now. I’m not opposed to labeling - I don’t find that it’s necessary but I’m not opposed to it.

TOM HILL President, Hawaii Farm Bureau 1. Yes, definitely.

2. Because a significant portion of the manufactured products in the United States contain bioengineered grains.

3. My assumption is that it is the same as the ratio of products that contain either corn or soybeans.

4. Absolutely.

5. It is currently well regulated by the FDA, the U.S. Department of Agriculture and the Hawaii Department of Agriculture.

SOCRATES BUENGER Supermarket Customer - Kihei 1. No, not that I know of.

2. You know I don’t…I don’t know.

3. I don’t know.

4. I think so. I don’t know.

5. I don’t know. I have no clue. You know, this is something that I’ve never ever even thought about, not even once. Look, I eat at McDonald’s sometimes. Bioengineered something has got to be better than anything you could get from a drive-thru.

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BY TED RALL

Sodomize This Sexual Liberation Comes Courtesy of the Supremes Sodomy is now the law of the land, but like other precious freedoms, it could be lost unless we citizens make the most of it. That's why I'm declaring an Era of National Sodomy (ENS). All patriotic Americans are hereby urged to track down a consenting adult of the same or opposite sex and shout out: "Hey! How about you and me hooking up for some newly-legalized oral and/or anal intercourse?" It is your patriotic duty to drop by your local high school nurse's office, pick up some free condoms and start sodomizing for America!

In a decision that nearly makes up for Bush v. Gore, the nation's highest court has stricken a Texas statute that banned back-door love between gay men and women. (In a little-used loophole, the practice would have been legal between gay men and gay women.) "[Gays'] right to liberty under the Due Process Clause gives them the full right to engage in their conduct without intervention of the government," wrote Justice Anthony Kennedy for the 6-3 majority. "The Texas statute furthers no legitimate state interest which can justify its intrusion into the personal and private life of the individual."

Laws banning sodomy between gays in Oklahoma, Kansas and Missouri were also overturned by the decision. But the greatest beneficiaries of the Supremes' judgement are the millions of heterosexual couples who risked violating sodomy laws in Idaho, Utah, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina and Virginia.

Until June 27, anyone caught engaging in sodomy--having oral or anal sex--in those states faced arrest, regardless of their sexual orientation.

What a tragic waste of sexual potential those laws represent! According to a 1995 Playboy survey, 66-percent of Americans felt that they weren't getting enough oral sex. How much workplace inefficiency was created by employee frustration? How many soldiers, distracted by a state of horniness, fell in battle? At the time of the decision 82,996,177 people lived in the oppressive anti-sodomy belt; millions more traveled to and through those missionary-position-only regions of the country. These newly liberated people—in the United States of America, for God's sake!—no longer face arrest when they make love to their spouses, boyfriends or girlfriends in a manner previously pro-

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scribed by their state legislatures. And yes, it really did happen—more than 2,000 people were charged with sodomy law violations between 1988 and 1995 in Louisiana, where each faced a $2,000 fine plus a five-year prison term. Is it any wonder that two-thirds of the public was terrified of putting their naughty bits in legal jeopardy?

Not everyone is celebrating our newfound freedoms to lick and poke as we see fit. An agitated Antonin Scalia decried the court's turn to "the so-called homosexual agenda," despite the fact that most people affected by the overturned anti-sodomy laws are in fact straight.

Scalia was joined by William Rehnquist and Clarence Thomas, whose confirmation hearings revealed his taste in pornography to be as vanilla as his politics. Scalia's dissent warned that the ruling "effectively decrees the end of all morals legislation" and would lead to the legalization of gay marriage. "If the hallmarks of the test are consent and privacy," said Ken Connor of the right-wing Family Research Council, "then that throws the door open to any sexual behavior."

Sounds fun! Anyone who frets about the sex acts of total strangers, much less calls for government regulation of private boning, needs to get a life.

Nevertheless, let's not dismiss the concerns of our uptight and anal-retentive minority, as the rest of us roll around doing whatever we want with whomever we like in the privacy of our homes and by-the-hour motel rooms.

These are dark days for the neo-Puritan sect.

Before the Supreme Court turned Communist on them, America was a place where the depressing thought that people were somewhere out there having a good time was balanced out by the satisfying knowledge that they faced prison time if the fuzz ever nailed them. Now they've lost that comfort and their horny spouses and mistresses are demanding they make up for lost time in the oral and anal sex department.

Why not reach out to the right-wingers in your area, and invite them over for some nice, relaxing oral and/or anal sex? I know what you're thinking, but remember--everyone looks liberal in the dark. MTW

(Ted Rall is the author of "Gas War: The Truth Behind the American Occupation of Afghanistan," an analysis of the underreported Trans-Afghanistan Pipeline project and the real motivations behind the war on terrorism. Ordering information is available at amazon.com and barnesandnoble.com.)

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BY IAN HOUSTON

COCONUT WIRELESS MONDAY, JUNE 30 A sad day for all as Maui Brews calls it quits after five years of Monday Night Football, dollar drink Wednesdays and all around good times. Bummer deal. The good ol' days are no more. Speaking of no more, say good bye to the four-month quarantine for pets coming to Hawaii. That's right, no more emotional good bye's at the airport as fluffy is taken away in a portable kennel to suffer through God knows what for a quarter of a year. If pets pass certain criteria, they can be released in five days or sooner, which is less time than it takes to get a new fearless leader into position at the Maui Visitor's Bureau. The MVB announced today that Terryl Vencl will take over director duties for the Oahu bound Marsha Weinert.

After a short trip to Japan with Gov. Lingle, she will step into the roughly $90,000 per year job on July 15. Lucky for her, she wont have to deal with the ACLU's newest case against the city of Honolulu for its hand in a refusal to allow gay groups to participate in the July 5 "Family Day Parade". The city, which is a co-sponsor of the event according to the ACLU, did not strike down the main sponsor's decision to exclude gay groups.

The Hawaii Christian Coalition had major issues with allowing their fellow Hawaiians to celebrate the idea of family.

Coalition (doesn't that sound quasi-militant?) representative Garrett Hashimoto said that, as the main sponsor, they can

exclude who they want and that it would be inappropriate to include a gay lifestyle promoter in a children's parade. Well, I guess the coalition is sending the right message: love your fellow man, oh, unless your fellow man loves his fellow man.

In that case, no, no he can't play with us. Let's see what the entrance criteria for next week's Christian surf competition "Walking on Water" will be. Okay, all those going to heaven are in heat one, everybody else, head to the back.

TUESDAY, JULY 1 A mystery cat on the loose in Olinda gulch or a gas tax increase. What's scarier to you? Even the mangled traps and fresh dung of an unknown feline can't shake the horror of shelling out yet more money at the pump. Wow, $2.30 for a gallon of gas. Just an immediate side effect of the new county budget plan that takes effect today.

Soon to come, a hike in property taxes, vehicle registration and trash collection. But hey, look at it this way, your money will be going to road construction so maybe the ongoing Pali endeavor at Ma'alaea, rapidly approaching its tenth month of "progress", will be finished in the near future.

Molokai is taking it in the tailpipe worse than us with gas prices hitting $2.43.

WEDNESDAY, JULY 2 Welcome home "Dog"! That's right, we know you missed us. Hawaii bounty hunter "Dog" Chapman finally made it home from Mexico tonight after two-weeks of what was undoubtedly a good time in a Mexican prison. What was

"Dog" thrown in the slammer for south of the border? What else, bounty hunting. You see, bounty hunting (arresting criminals) is illegal in Mexico. While "Dog" said the Mexican authorities were just doing their job, isn't there a hint of irony here? Luckily, "Dog" met all the requirements of the new pet quarantine so he didn't have to spend much time at the airport. Had he come two days earlier, who knows. Away from Mexican authorities and back to Honolulu police.

Along with state and federal enforcement offers, Maui PD kicked off a multiple island harvest of illegal marijuana today. Coincidentally, six brush fires sparked up this afternoon as an assumed effort to interfere with the harvest. All that resulted from the burning were some very happy mynah birds who happened to fly through the smoke from the fires and were later seen at Costco buying an industrial size box of corndogs and a massive bag of Funions. In all, more than 15,000 marijuana plants were hauled in.

THURSDAY, JULY 3 A group of homeless "squatters" were given an odd handout today. Not food, not money, but trespassing notices. The lot on Kenui Street in Lahaina, appraised to be worth about $4 million, has served as an occasional home for some of West Maui's homeless for nearly a decade and has everything from barbecue grills to individually gated camps. The owners are apparently concerned with the fire hazards that accompany the mini-settlement. We shall see if the soon to come West Maui Resource Center can open up in time to accommodate the once again "homeless" homeless population. As some of Maui's less-fortunates are forced to look for a new place to set up camp, a 52-year-old Maui man will have five years of accommodations courtesy of the Maui Correctional Center for his, get this, fifth DUI arrest. You know, one DUI - that's bad luck.

Two DUIs, that's just coincidence. Three, we're starting to see a pattern. Four, come on. Now,

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five. Maybe we should do something about this guy. John Jarnesky, Jr. has had an impressive drinking and driving career that spans 21 years.

His decision to retire as Maui's official drunken driver today came as a surprise to many. "I'm getting too old for this," he said. "It's time to take care of responsibilities in my life." So officially, 52-years-old is when you need to stop getting arrested for drunken driving and start taking life seriously. Write that down.

FRIDAY, JULY 4 Happy anniversary America! Exactly 227 years ago today, democracy and liberty joined hands, walked down the aisle, said, "I do" and haven't agreed on a thing since. Hey, if these two can stay together for this long, there's hope for everyone. Honolulu's 13-year-old golf phenom Michelle Wie gave us more to cheer about as she made the cut at her first U.S. Women's Open. Despite a rumored confrontation with her playing partner, Danielle Ammaccapane, after walking across her putting line, she went on to tie for 39th. Wie's father later denied the alleged chest bump from 16-year tour veteran and there were no fireworks on the course.

SATURDAY, JULY 5 Happy fifth of July. Hangovers for everyone after a night of celebrating our independence. To add to many Hawaiians' headaches, new statewide tow-in surfing rules took effect today upsetting both paddling surfers and towin enthusiasts. The rules allow tow-in surfers access to some breaks that are popular paddle spots forcing surfers to not only dodge bodies in the water but now personal watercrafts zipping in and out of sets. The tow-in crowd is apparently upset with the new certification requirements in order for them to be able to surf big waves. I don't know, if you're getting towed into threefoot waves, you're doing something wrong.

Now, tow-in surfers, you stay offshore and paddlers, you stay near shore. Was that so tough?

SUNDAY, JULY 6 Governor Linda Lingle took off for Japan today so you know what that means: while the Governor's away, nobody has to go to work. Let's give that a go. MTW

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Retailers in Los Angeles, New York and Miami say more and more young, urban, heterosexual men are choosing to dress in women's tight, low-slung jeans and to use stylish lotions, fragrances and hair-care colors and products, according to June reports in the Los Angeles Times and New York Times. Some marketers call men who are eager to embrace their feminine sides "Metrosexuals" and point to English soccer star David Beckham (who braids his hair and paints his fingernails) as an icon. On July 15, the Bravo cable channel will air a makeover show, "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."

INCOMPETENT CRIMINALS Police in Scotia, N.Y., arrested Malinda Kelly in March on several charges but only after they had scurried around for several hours trying to find her "stolen" car and her 3-month-old son, who was inside. The next day, Kelly's story fell apart. Actually, said police, she had forgotten where she had left the car, which was idling, with the child inside, while she ran down the street to burglarize her uncle's home. (She came away with some money, but meanwhile lost her own money when a stranger took her purse from the idling car.)

AWESOME! DIFFERENT STROKES‌ Anthony Scott Ward, 40, and Melissa Coleman, 27, were arrested in Prestonburg, Ky., following a Memorial Day incident at a playground (with kids nearby), in which Coleman was bound face down on a picnic table, being paddled

by Ward with a boat oar, in what authorities described as consensual "foreplay."

Police recovered a cache of bondage items from the couple, including ceremonial hoods, handcuffs, prosthetic sexual tools, ropes, chains, collars, clamps, vibrating devices, lubricants and a cattle prod.

Jessica Parks graduated from high school in Oakland County, Mich., in May, with high grades, a varsity letter in cheerleading, and other entirely typical achievements of high-performing teens, all done without benefit of arms, which she has been without since birth. Among her special skills: putting her contact lenses in with her toes, and driving her car with no special equipment, just one foot on the gas and one on the steering wheel. And in June, NewsChannel 4 in Oklahoma City featured Laura Stringfellow's dog Faith, whose front legs failed to develop and so now, at age seven months, has learned to walk and chase cats while on her hind legs.

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According to a May lawsuit filed against the all-girls Sacred Heart Academy in Hamden, Conn., Catholic Sister Linda Cusano repeatedly wrestled a student to the floor in a secluded office in incidents in 1991 and 1992, for sexual purposes and to impress upon the student that she needed to join the convent upon graduation and submit herself to God. Cusano was known by students as "the recruiter" because of her aggressive (but more mainstream) encouragement toward sisterhood.

A Southport, England, driver showed a judge a note from his doctor certifying that a blood clot had erased his short-term memory and thus that his 30 parking tickets should be dismissed because he can never remember where he parked. The Texas Legislature passed a bill to ban doctors' performing surgery while intoxicated, except in an emergency. Officials in Lagos, Nigeria, announced that people ticketed for driving recklessly to avoid the city's notorious gridlock will not be able to drive again until certified "mentally sound" by a psychiatric clinic.

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In a bid to reclaim the soul of surfing extreme waves purely for the love of it, McNamara and his partner Ikaika Kalama will join a select crew of extreme surfers around the planet as they surf the biggest waves they can find. While still images and video of contest days will be taken, the challenge will be a “secret” of sorts in an attempt to keep the surfing as pure as possible.

"We're not going out there looking for sponsorship, prize money and media mayhem," McNamara said. "We're putting the money up ourselves to get out there, find the biggest waves we can and push each other to take the level up a notch.

"There's a handful of us who surf extreme waves simply because we love to. So we want to get together in a variety of locations and challenge each other to find the ultimate ride. We want to get out from under any rigid contest rules and restrictions and open it up to extreme surfing - pure and simple."

The format will be similar to a "skins" event. There will be a maximum of five teams at each venue. Every team will put $1,000 on the table to compete.

Competitors will take to the waves on the biggest day at each location and every ride will be videotaped. At the conclusion of each

one-day contest, competitors will meet to review the tape and then vote on the biggest and best rides. Prize money will be distributed for best overall performance of the day, biggest wave surfed, heaviest barrel and a booby prize.

"If It Can't Kill You, It Ain’t Extreme" will travel to Tahiti, Australia, France, California and Hawaii between July and the end of the Hawaiian winter 2003/04.

Confirmed competitors include: Garrett McNamara, Ikaika Kalama, Bruce Irons, Darrel "Flea" Virostko, Josh Loya, Kenny "Skindog" Collins, Shawn "Barney" Barron, Shane Dorian, Noah Johnson, Jamie Sterling, Donny Darnell, Manoa Drollet and Raimana Van-Bastolaer.

Other invited surfers include: Vetea David, Arsene Horhoe, Didier Pinhin, Peter Mel, Adam Replogle, Makua Rothman, Ryan Rawson and Troy Alotis.

Still and video footage from the challenge will be made available to select outlets. Also, those photographers and videographers lucky enough to be in the right place at the right time will be permitted to capture the moment.

This past winter at “Jaws”, McNamara successfully rode what has become known as the most incredible tube ride ever surfed.

Heralded as the best day in big-wave surfing history, Garrett's wave peaked at 50-feet before throwing over into a life-threatening cavernous barrel. Without question, it was the craziest ride of the season (see attached photo). Having won the Tow-In World Cup in January of 2002, Garrett is the Tow-In World Champion, a title he will defend this winter. MTW

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As Maui Time Weekly photographer Kirsten Guenther and I met at a small café in Kihei to discuss our impending interview with Bébé Aschard Rose, renowned Circus Queen and local artist, we realized we may have been slightly intimidated by the scope of the situation. How do we prepare ourselves for the what-is-sure-to-be outrageousness of a woman who travels around the world with a circus sideshow of freaks, herself delighting in such acts as swallowing live scorpions and walking up a ladder of razor sharp swords?

How do I, with my limited high school art class knowledge, attempt to illuminate the artistry born of a French woman who has created multi-layered masterpieces for nearly 20 years? How will Kirsten ever

have enough film to shoot the foreseeable overload of stimulus in the home of the creators of the infamous Jim Rose Circus?!

We decided (after the liquid courage brought on by a couple of shots of Jack Daniels) that we would simply wing it.

We approached the demure landscape that is the quintessential suburban neighborhood of south Maui and were struck by the sheer normality of Chez Rose. Modest, yet expansive, the house of Jim and Bébé Rose sits squarely on a well-manicured lot amidst similar homes of respectable folk representing the upper-middle class of Kihei, who most likely have jobs akin to business owners, hotel and resort management and medical professionals.

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with intricately painted stairs leading up to the main house in full view behind her.

As we climbed the decorative steps, we were immediately impressed not only by the artful hue of the living room, but also by the delicious aroma of a fresh apple tart (à la Bébé!) baking away in the oven.

As I picked up on the sweet sounds of my favorite CD gently playing, and was introduced with equal warmth to the charismatic Jim Rose himself, Kirsten and I smiled at each other and relaxed. We love these people already.

In the living room, rich burgundy and brown, dark violet and deep emerald covered the floor, which was finely handpainted by Bébé with rococo borders and cracks in faux gold, resulting in a modern-

ized antiquey feel. As we wandered awestruck from room to room, we noticed that not one square inch of living space had been left unaffected by Bébé’s creative charms. Religious emblems, Hawaiian images and old-world European detailing interspersed with circus memorabilia and the odd artifacts collected on their travels, created an intriguing yet sumptuous, juxtaposed ambience.

The tableau art of Bébé also incorporates these concepts with painting and wood-staining, using image reproductions and trompe l’oeil effects. These days, she enjoys using found objects, especially old Hawaiian photos and maps, and anything with little doors or windows to open. “I

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think doors add an element of surprise – you never know what’s behind them – and I like that mystery of life, the unknown. It’s thrilling!”

Bébé also utilizes fleurs-de-lis, rich saturated colors and "stuff that has the old circus feel." She loves anything that has to do with travel, like trunks or postage stamps, as well as antiques and toys that have rust, "so they feel like someone's lost treasures."

Bébé Aschard grew up in a large, Catholic family in the French countryside of Saumur. Her father worked for a circus, “basically driving the horses around the country in France before I was born” while her mother stayed at home taking care of Bébé and her six brothers and three sisters. “My mother was continuously pregnant for longer than a decade!” The fact that they didn’t have money meant, “if you wanted something, you made it. Boy or girl, it didn’t matter. Everybody cooked and cleaned and sewed,” she said. They went to church every Sunday and even in so large a family, Bébé and her siblings played together and to this day, remain close.

Inspired by Salvador Dali, a sister who "was always drawing, always sewing, always doing something artsy" and a brother who was an art director for the well-respected Royal de Luxe, Bébé came to the United States as an adventurous and curious 19-year-old student of art. “I was supposed to be here for a year, go to school, learn the language and then go back to France and figure out what I was going to do with my life.

I didn’t know what I wanted to do, I just knew that working in an office wasn’t the career I was looking for.”

Having come from an eclectic, working family that also includes a fashion designer, a Boeing architect , a cop, a construction contractor, a special education teacher, an engineer and a couple of circus performers, Bébé realized that her creative expression was a chef-d'oeuvre waiting to happen. “I mean it was frustrating because growing up, seeing street performers... I’ve always been drawn to that.” She met Jim Rose a few months later at a club in Washington, D.C. and they fell in love and married shortly thereafter. So with her family’s circus history, and Jim’s similar fascination with street performances, Bébé says that working with the circus Jim created “was very organic.”

Something Bébé discovered as she was happily adjusting to the culture of the U.S. was the garage sale. "We didn't have that in Europe then," she explains. "So I liked to go around and see what was out there. It was cheaper and you never knew what you would find." She started collecting furniture and painting pieces, quickly learning to let go of the sometimes stifling act of artistic possession as the circus became more popular and Jim and Bébé began to move and travel more.

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was turned on to the more Art-Deco trend happening there. “In France, we didn’t have that very American futuristic ‘50s style, which was such a cool style.”

Now, after several whirlwind years of the Jim Rose Circus touring the world with her extended family of performance artists and the exhausting popularity garnered by their national television show, Bébé is pleased to once again find time to enjoy the simple pleasure of making her art , which includes creating the environment of her beautiful home. “When you go to the Jim Rose Circus, you go into the world of Jim Rose. When you come here, you come into my world.” And what a wonderful world it is.

Currently, you can view Bébé’s art islandwide at all locations of the Maui Hands galleries - including Queen Kaahumanu Center, Makawao and Paia as well as at the Maui To Go gallery in Lahaina at 505 Front St. She also has select pieces at Biasa Rose Boutique in Paia, Altitude in Makawao and at Haleakala Trading Co. in Kihei. To reach Bébé directly, you can email her at bebeaschard_rose@yahoo.com MTW

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Puttin’ on the Ritz When pampering yourself becomes necessary, before you sign up for that massage, spa treatment or aromatherapy facial, consider a luxurious breakfast at the Ritz Carlton in Kapalua. Nothing spells luxury and relaxation like a sampling of their fine mimosa menu over homemade breakfast pastries and fresh fruits in the plantation-style dining room of the Terrace Restaurant.

Their elegant and simplistic approach will impress a sense of home-style comfort and pique your morning appetite, while the views impart daydreams of the hours to come. Craig Kahila, manager of The Terrace, and bartender Gian Saetti put their heads together to create the unique offerings found at this morning bar. “Having a Bloody Mary or Mimosa at the beginning of the day is a great reminder to guests they are on vacation,” Craig comments. Very true, Craig. It’s also an instant way to make yourself feel like you are on vacation when you’re not, as in my case.

The service you receive at the terrace is amazing, as you might anticipate at the Ritz. Your every desire is catered to, every linen napkin is tended to, your drinks never empty and you begin to feel as if life was meant to be this way. I began to feel as though my server was my personal assistant. She became psychic with my wishes. “Another one?” she queried.

“Perhaps the Aloha Mimosa with fresh squeezed guava juice?” “How did you know?” I thought to myself, as I ordered accordingly.

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Southwestern or their exquisite Mimosas, fresh squeezed juices in a variety of trysts with Ritz Champagne. My recommendation is the Kama’aina, a delicious mix of spicy tomato and clam juices with horseradish, and a splash of soy sauce, a touch of ginger and Grey Goose Vodka. The ginger and shoyu contribute a refreshing and savory touch to the hair of the dog. But the Island Mimosa won the prize with the mingling of passion, orange and guava juices with the special Ritz Champagne.

The Terrace truly shines in its ability to pair these well-designed beverages with an elegant spread of morning dishes. Their breakfast buffet is in its summer prime with daily themed elements like Tuesday’s “Breakfast on the Farm” featuring Farmer’s Cheese Blintzes, Amaretto Cherry Compote, and Ham and Fresh Asparagus quiche. Or Friday’s “Hawaiian Plantation-Style Breakfast” with Cinnamon and Sugar-Glazed Malasadas, Warm Coconut Syrup and Haupia Cream, Slow Cooked Corned Beef Hash and Béarnaise Benedict with Local Style Fried Rice. The buffet also features a Belgian waffle bar and several ala carte items. If you are pushed for time or have a light appetite, they also offer a continental buffet.

Take a moment to smell the roses, or the fresh baked croissants. A relaxing morning at the Ritz could be your answer to reducing some life-shortening stress on this island. A little birdie told me The Ritz-Carlton also offers a package deal for kama’aina that includes your breakfast at The Terrace. With complimentary self-parking and valet parking, they make your island getaway only a mimosa away from tomorrow morning. The Terrace at Ritz Carlton is located at One Ritz-Carlton Drive in Kapalua, call them at 669-6200. MTW

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Ale House - Wide selection of food with sports and games all around. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave. 877–9001 Aloha Grill - 22 different burgers including veggie styles, plus all the extras. kids meals.

Dairy Road Marketplace. 893–0263 Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin & more. 270 Dairy Rd. 877-2400 Bangkok Cuisine - Casual setting featuring exceptional Thai food with plenty of crisp vegetables and fresh seafood. Lunch, dinner, or take-out. 395 Dairy Road, Unit F. 893-0026 Biwon Restaurant - Fresh and flavorful, authentic Korean food. Open 10am to 10pm, lunch and dinner. 752 Lower Main 244-7788 Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. Open Monday thru Saturday. 134 W Kamehameha Ave. 877-3055 Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. Plate lunches, steak plates and amazing chicken catsu. Very casual; sit and eat or get your food to go. Also have a location in Kihei.

425 Koloa St. 871-7782 Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant Excellent service and fair prices with dishes like Kung Pao Chicken, Crispy Gau Gee Mein, Sweet and Sour Pork, and Honey Walnut Prawns. Maui Mall 893-1628 Dunes Restaurant - Adventuresome revisions of local and American breakfast, lunch, and dinner favorites. Maui Lani Golf Course.

877–7461 Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar Breakfast, lunch and dinner featuring modestly priced Japanese and Local cuisine. Kahului Shopping Center. 871–6977 Manaña Garage - Latin American cuisine.

Chicken Tortilla Epozote, vegetarian enchiladas and paella. 33 Lono St., Ste 150. 873–0220 Maui Coffee Roasters - Ono grinds and freshly roasted coffee in a fun and casual atmosphere makes this the place to ‘take five’. 444 Hana Hwy. 877–CUPS Maui Beach Hotel - Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week.

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Also offer catering services. 1900 Main St., Wailuku.

244-7888 Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from the Kitchen Sink burritos to quesadillas ala carte.

Casual dining, pinatas available too. 395 Dairy Rd. 877–8707 Ramon’s - Contemporary Mexican, full sushi bar, awesome desserts. Banquet area available. 2102 Vineyard St. 244–7243 Ruby’s - Walk down memory lane at this fabulous fifties cafe. Quintessential American dining morning to night. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 248-7829 Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat, & seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. 2119 Vineyard 244-1567 Saigon Cafe - Wailuku’s hidden secret! Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. 1792 Main 243-9560 Shakalaka Fish ‘N Chips - Mahimahi, Ono, Shrimp & Calamari in a light, crisp batter with homemade tartar sauces. Yum! 2010 Main St. 986-0855 Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites including Loco Moco and Shoyu Chicken. 97 Wakea Ave. 877-0121 Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Specialty cakes and desserts, breads and pastries, with sandwiches, salads and soups for lunch. Open 6am-4pm Mon-Sat. 1740 Kaahumanu Ave. 243-2243 Tasty Crust - Local style cuisine for Breakfast (try their famous hotcakes!), lunch & dinner. Serving Maui since 1944. 1770 Mill 244-0845 Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - A Hong Kong style Chinese seafood restaurant. They have over 100 menu choices at reasonable prices. Buffet style lunch takeout, as well as sit down dining. 1088 Lower Main St. 242-4371 Tokyo Tei - Lunch and dinner featuring teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, datsu, saimin and more. 1063 E. Lower Main St. 242-9630 Wei Wei BBQ and Noodle House - Very affordable Chinese cuisine, counter-service, delicious noodle dishes. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku 242-7928 Wow-Wee Cafe - Unique candy bars, ice cream shakes, bagels, coffees, great sandwiches, soups, and an oxygen bar. 333 Dairy Rd. 871-1414 <www.mauiwowwee.com>

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Antonio’s - Homemade Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere, extensive wine list and friendly service.

1215 S. Kihei Rd. 875-8800 BadaBing! - Homey Italian haven, award-winning thin crust pizzas, veal, calamari or chicken picatta. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 875–0811 Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Affordably priced Mediterranean cuisine. Open for dinner, pupus served until 1am. Live entertainment and dancing 10pm ‘til 1am. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., #314. 874-9299 Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks and sandwiches; everything from pizza to sushi. Eat outdoors overlooking the Ma’alaea Fishing Fleet or hang out in the classy atmosphere of the bar. Open for luch and dinner from 11 a.m. on. Lower level of Ma’alaea Harbor Village. 2448844 Bubba Burgers - Burgers and fries done the oldfashioned way, fresh & made-to-order. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 891-2600 Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist; extensive wine list. Commanding ocean views from every table. Wailea Diamond Resort. 879–2224 Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffee, espressos, cappucinos, lattes, sandwiches, smoothies & salads. 1881 S. Kihei, #112. 879-4799 DeanO’s Maui Pizza Cafe - Top quality pizza with traditional toppings, full menu with salads, pasta and sandwiches. 2439 S. Kihei Rd. 891–2200 Dick’s Place - Incredible all-you-can-eat food specials, free pool playing with purchase. 8 pool tables.

2463 S. Kihei Rd. 874–8869 El Restaurante Pasatiempo - Authentic homestyle Mexican food, with a wide range of dishes and meats to choose from. Azeka’s Plaza II. 879–1089 Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin & guitar, outdoor kiawe-wood-burning oven, all-day lunches and cucina rustica dinners. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000.

Five Palms Beach Grill - Local produce and fish featured in Pacific Rim cuisine. 2960 S. Kihei Rd. 879–2607 Greek Bistro - Moderately priced Greek and Continental Cuisine. Open for dinner 5-10pm. Kai Nani Village, 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 879-9330 Harlow’s Restaurant - Enjoy fine dining among the cozy and chic furniture and great sunset views. 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 879–1954 Harry’s Sushi Bar - Japanese cuisine with fresh &

delicious sushi, open 5pm to midnight daily. 100 Ike Drive, Wailea 879-7677 Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads, appetizers and “Food for Gringos”, too! Located next to Hapa’s Nightclub. Open 5pm to 2am Mon.-Sat. Lipoa St. 891-MEXI Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900 Kai Ku Ono - A tapas-style menu, where everything is ala carte, special late night menu. 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 875–1007 Kihei Caffe - Affordable breakfast & lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches, huli chicken, and fresh fish. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 879-2230 La Creperie - French cuisine in a stylish and comfortable atmosphere. Serving escargot, ratatouille, and many other dishes. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 891–0822 Life’s a Beach - Food & drinks in a fun atmosphere.

Best Mex, nachos, burritos, prime rib, and grilled mahimahi are just some of the specialties. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 891–8010 Lobster Cove - Seafood, steak, lobster at its best in a relaxed and casual atmosphere. Open 5pm to midnight daily. 100 Ike Dr. 879–7677 Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. Ask the server for details. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr. 891–8883 LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings & Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more in a fun, upbeat tiki-fied atmosphere with a great bar and huge deck. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 8799944 Ma`alaea Grill - Reasonably priced fine dining overlooking the harbor from the Maui Ocean Center.

Ma`alaea Harbor Village Shops. 243–2206 Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and Continental cuisine. Open for dinner daily from 5pm.

Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli Street. 244-9028 Marco’s South Side Grill - A lavish and beautiful setting, compliments the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 1445 S. Kihei Rd. 874–4041 Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’Irish food, whiskey and beer. Breakfast is served till 3PM. 100 Kaukahi St. Wailea 874–1131 Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish preparations. Kea Lani Hotel. 879–7224 Pita Paradise - Good food, fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro”, salads or wraps, Kihei Kalama Village Center. 875–7679 Roy’s Kihei Bar & Grill - Mouth-watering Hawaiian

DININGLISTINGS Fusion entrees in a spacious and upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30 to 10pm, Fine dining, reservations recommended. Piilani Shopping Center, 303 Piikea Ave. 891-1120 Sansei Restaurant - Japanese based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu.

Award winning cuisine, early bird and late night specials. 1881 S. Kihei Rd. 879–0004 Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Private VIP table available. 2980 S. Kihei Road. 875–7555 Sausage Shack - Sausage sandwiches, even chicken or turkey, killer burgers and healthy vegetarian stuff. Sip a beer or margarita outside on the lanai. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 874–6444 Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by world-famous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck, oceanfront dining at its finest! Four Seasons Resort Wailea. 874-8000 Spices - Steak, seafood & more! Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd. 891-8860 Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner with daily specials. 1215 S. Kihei Rd. 874-3779 Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Relaxed island luxury in ambience and cuisine, with ocean views and live music. The Shops at Wailea. 875-9983

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Cafe Des Amis - Charming cafe with delicious sweet & savory crepes and Mediterranean fare. 42 Baldwin Ave. 579-6323 Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches & specialty cakes. 2 Baldwin Ave., Paia. 579-8770 Casanova’s - First class service, first class food. Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao. 572–0220 Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon Hankering for some grub? Charley’s serves it hearty and healthy from breakfast to dinner. 142 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia. 579–9453.

Cow Country Cafe - Homestyle breakfast and lunch in a decidedly bovine atmosphere. 7 Aewa Pl., Pukalani. 572-2395 Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. Chef Beverly Gannon’s award-winning menu. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, Hali`imaile. 572–2666

Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking with aloha-filled ambience and local musicians. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. 575-2661 Hokus Pokus - Vegetarian and Vegan cuisine. Open 3-9pm. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia. 579-9144 Island Tacos - Taco stand with fresh, made-to-order fish, beef, and chicken tacos. Daily, from 11am-4pm.

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere, with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining.

120 Hana Hwy, Pa`ia. 579–8844 Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual atmosphere, simple, affordable menu with fresh ingredients done right! 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. 575-5228 Kitada’s - Saimin for breakfast is a standard. Teri beef, hamburger steak, tofu and hekka all available.

3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. 572–7241 Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Upcountry’s familystyle restaurant with sweeping views of the island.

Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Haleakala Highway. 878-1535 Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6am to 10pm Sun. thru Thurs. - 6am to midnight Fri. and Sat. 137 Hana Highway, Paia. 579-6009 Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food including breakfast, plate lunch, chow fun & more!

Catering available. 810 Kokomo Rd. 575-9363 Makawao Steak House - Classic and comfortable menu with daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. 572-8711 Mama’s Fish House - Fresh island fish with fresh local ingredients at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau. 579–8448 Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic, fresh & tasty mexican cuisine along with local favorites. 81 Makawao Ave/Pukalani Square 573-2998 Milagros Food Co. - South American cusine with an island influence. Best people watching spot in Pa`ia! 3 Baldwin St. 579–8755 Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. Bakery provides wonderful goodies for the sweet tooth. 71 Baldwin Ave., Pa`ia.

579–9999 Pa`ia Fish Market - By serving fresh local Hawaiian fish daily, they are the hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 100 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia.

579–8030 Picnics Restaurant - Home of the famous Spinach Nut Burger. Breakfast & Lunch. 30 Baldwin Ave. 579-8021 Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina, with nachos, burritos, ensal-

adas & more! 1202 Makawao Ave. 572-7808

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Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, shish kebabs, falafels and more!

Ya’Sou! Lahaina Cannery Mall 661-4300 A&J Kitchen, Deli & Bakery - Choose from American, Hawaiian, Korean and Chinese cuisines.

Bakery with cakes & cookies. Lahaina Center. 667–0623 Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin & more. Lahaina Cannery Mall 661-5566 Banyan Tree - “Eclectic Pacific Cuisine with a Hawaiian Twist.” Lodge atmosphere, ocean views.

Ritz Carlton Kapalua. 669–6200 BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly. 730 Front St. 661-0700.

Blue Lagoon - Casual dining with local grinds, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf Cinema Center. 661–8141

Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Fine Southern foods, with Forrest Gump movie memorabilia and logo wear.

889 Front St. 661–3111 Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner.

Delicious salads and Focaccia sandwiches. 839 Front St. 661–9491 Cafe Sauvage - Gourmet, hearty, satisfying fare in an unpretentious setting. Extensive beer and wine menu, after-dinner cordials, and desserts! 844 Front St. 661–7600 Canoes - Casual yet elegant dining serving a combination of island-inspired contemporary and traditional cuisine.1450 Front St. 661–0937 CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced “comfort foods” such as Reuben sandwiches, pot roast, freshly baked pies, and more! Open daily from 5:30am6pm. 2580 Kekaa Drive Fairway Shops, Kaanapali 667-0968 Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Oceanview dining & Margarita bar -

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DININGLISTINGS serving breakfast, lunch & dinner. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189 David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine dining in the intimate dining room on the ground floor of the Lahaina Inn building. 127 Lahainaluna.

667–5117 Erik’s Seafood Grotto - Fresh seafood and sushi - great steamers! Open nightly. BYOB. 843 Wainee St., Lahaina 669-4806 Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining with pizza and pasta from $6-$25. Open 11am to 12am daily. 505 Front Street, 661-8112.

Gazebo Restaurant - Full breakfast and lunch menu, casual atmosphere, beautiful oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapiilani Rd, 669-5621.

Gerard’s - Fine French dining in Lahaina. Rich, flavorful yet light foods await your taste buds.

174 Lahainaluna. 661–8939 Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Maui’s own restaurant brewery, with rotisserie grill, featuring steak, seafood, and ambience, Also, late-night menu served until 1:30am! 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy. 669-3474 Fleming’s On the Green - Fine dining, on the golf course. Delicate raviolis, to the Filet Mignon, wonderful sauces. 2000 Village Rd., Kapalua 665–1000.

Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Love All-Serve All. 900 Front St. 667–7400 Hecocks - Italian restaurant & cocktail lounge oceanside. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. 505 Front St., Lahaina 661-8810 Honokowai Okazuya & Deli - Gourmet plate lunches, sandwiches and pastas prepared as you order. Take out available. 3600-D Lower Honoapi`ilani Hwy. 665–0512 House of Saimin - Ono homemade Saimin, chicken sticks, and Haupia pie are just some of the local favorites here.Old Lahaina Center.

667–7572 Hula Grill - Barefoot Bar and beachside dining in a 1940’s style. Menu is a seafood lover’s delight. Whaler’s Village. 667–6636 i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views, and indoor or outdoor dining. 505 Front St. 661–8422 Java Jazz - Coffee bar and restaurant with great food, ecclectic atmosphere, loungey ambience. Open for breakfast, lunch & dinner.

3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd. 667-0787 Johnny’s Burger Joint - The greatest burgers on the west side, served late, with bar and pool table! 2395 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kaanapali.

661-4500 Kahuna Kabob - Healthy food, low prices!

Soups, brown rice, veggies & kabobs, will deliver. Lahaina Marketplace. 661–9999 Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib, and their famous Hula Pie, oceanside dining. 845 Front St. 661–4811 Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar, featuring teppanyaki cooking and fabulous sushi. Dinner nightly from 5:30-10pm., Sushi 5:3011:30pm. 136 DickensonSt., Lahaina 667-5555 Lahaina Coolers - Off the beaten path “surf bistro”, Good food, good quality, late night menu. 80 Dickenson St., Lahaina 661–7082 Lahaina Fish Co. - Chef’s Signature Pacific Rim Specialties prepared with fresh island fish, and seafood, dine on the oceanside lanai. 831 Front St. 661–3472 Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway.

661-4495 Lemongrass - Serving ala carte to the seven course traditional Vietnamese dinner.

Reasonably priced and full of flavor. 930 Waine`e St., Lahaina 667–6888 Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining, freshest ingredients, pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St. 667–2288 Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, cole slaw, and macaroni salad. Napili Plaza.

665–6262 Moose McGillicuddy’s - Great value, large portions, all you can eat specials and merry atmosphere. 844 Front St. 667–7758 Nachos Grande - Fresh mexican food fast.

Vegetarian too. Honokowai Marketplace.

662–0890 Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Sushi rolls, sashimi, various Japanese appetizers, sandwiches and more. Maui Marriott, Kaanapali 667–1200 ext. 51 Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-on-the-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion in a casual and lively atmosphere. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana 665-1822 Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront award-winning contemporary Pacific cuisine. 505 Front St. 667-4341.

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Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina 661–4666 Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s inexpensive Italian bistro with homestyle pasta, pizza and salad. 180 Dickenson St., Suite 113. 661–6633 Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch & dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina 661-36362 Plantation House Restaurant - Hawaiian Mediterranean cuisine. Breakfast, lunch & dinner daily. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua. 669-6299 Reilley’s - Known for their choice award winning beef. Gourmet steaks and seafood overlooking the Ka`anapali Golf Course’s 18th hole. 2290 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 667–7477 Roy’s Nicolina Restaurant - A quiet ambiance suffuses this dining experience, enhanced by the Pacific Rim cuisine. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, upstairs. 669–5000 Rusty Harpoon Restaurant and Tavern Quench thirst, satiate hunger, and watch sports.

Large parties welcome. Whalers Village. 661–3123 Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA Prime Steak, fine wines. Dinner served nightly. 900 Front St., Lahaina 661-8815 Sansei Seafood Restaurant and Sushi Bar D.K. Kodama has combined the highest quality sushi bar infused with Hawai`i’s cultural flavors. 115 Bay Drive #115., Kapalua. 669–6286 Sea House Restaurant - Looking out over

incredible Napili Bay, dining is an amazing experience here under the direction of Chef Michael Gallager. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy. 669–1500 Sir Wilfred’s - Lahaina Cannery Malls gourmet coffee house and cafe. Soups, Salads and Sandwiches grace this simple menu. Lahaina Cannery. 667–1941 Spats Trattoria - Step into old Northern Italy.

Tables are private, the Antipasti serves two. The Hyatt Regency. 667–4727 Sports Club Kahana Grill - Upscale, healthy restaurant inside Sports Club Kahana. Breakfast, lunch & take-out. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd. 669-3539 Swan Court - One of the top ten romantic restaurants in the world, extensive list of contemporary fine wines. Hyatt Regency Maui. 667–4727 Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had it, curry, pad thai, summer rolls and more. Old Lahaina Center. 667–2814 The Terrace Restaurant - Open from 6:30-11 a.m. serving breakfast only. Elegant dining, buffetstyle rotating menu ranging from “Beakfast on the Farm” to “Hawaiian Plantation-Style Breakfast”.

Many mimosas. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua. 669-6200.

Tropica - Enjoy the fire and ice-themed restaurant where the cold food and drink bar is tucked between two “volcanoes.” The Westin Maui.

667–2525 Whale’s Tale - All open-air lanai dining. Casual dining, specials, large portions. 672 Front St. 667–4044

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Wine & Food 22nd Annual Kapalua Wine & Food Festival

The 22nd Annual Kapalua Wine & Food Festival, kicking off today and running through Sunday, July 13, features four full days of fine wine tasting and culinary delights from around the world. This prestigious event boasts over 100 international wineries, 16 of Hawaii’s top chefs and special guests to present this year’s theme, “Flavor Map of the World – Charting a Course for Great Taste.”

Master Sommelier Andrea Immer will host the festivities and has designed a series of themed tastings, seminars and demonstrations featuring her signature “wine by immersion” taste-based approach. “The festival is a great way for wine novices to learn a Chardonnay from a Cabernet,” Immer said “And those experienced with wine will enjoy the events as well as the variety of wines, including hard-to-find wines.” Additional highlights include cooking demonstrations, workshops and activities, dinners and entertainment.

The Grand Tasting takes place on Friday, July 11, with an alfresco sampling of more than 100 wines from participating wineries. One to two world-class wines from each of the featured wineries will be sampled along with an exciting menu prepared by chefs from the Kapalua Bay Hotel & Ocean Villas. The hotel’s spectacular oceanfront promontory will serve as the setting for this opening. Andrea Immer lends her expertise to the selection and enjoyment of the tasting experience.

Immer, dean at The French Culinary Institute in New York City, has authored two critically acclaimed books on wine.

She recently released a third, “Great Tastes Made Simple,” adding great eating to her repertoire by showing how to enhance the flavor of even the most casual meals with winning wine choices.

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Two exquisite, tropical-themed meals will be presented by the festival’s featured food experts.

A Hawaiian Gala Dinner on Saturday, July 12 brings chefs of the Ritz-Carlton Kapalua together to prepare a non-traditional Hawaiian luau showcasing the international influences on Hawaiian cuisine. Kalua pork, lau lau, lomi lomi salmon, poi and other traditional luau fare will be interpreted in a new, internationally inspired way at this always sold-out special event.

The highly anticipated Kapalua Seafood Festival on Sunday, July 13 spotlights Hawaii’s most famous chefs as they create inspired cuisine from the Pacific bounty, complemented by wine personally selected by Immer. Each chef will tempt the taste buds, preparing his or her own signature seafood dish. Guests will vote on their favorite dish as well as the best-decorated booth for Best of the Fest honors. This finale takes place at the Ritz-Carlton Kapalua’s Aloha Garden Pavilion. Attendees will be delighted by the headline entertainment as 2003 Na Hoku Hanohano award winner Jake Shimabukuro and his band take the stage. Ukulele virtuoso Shimabukuro’s lightning fast fingers and innovative style are sure to wow the crowd as he blends traditional sounds with rock, blues, jazz, classical and swing.

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Bruckheimer Spells Boredom Johnny Depp Goes It Alone Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (â&#x2DC;&#x2026;) Were it not for Johnny Depp's crassly reassured character creation of scoundrel pirate Captain Jack Sparrow, there would be nothing to relish in this overlong and witless waste of celluloid and audience time based on a Disneyland ride. Captain Jack hijacks the fastest ship in the British fleet to rescue kidnapped damsel-in-distress Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightly - "Bend It Like Beckham") from the clutches of Captain Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush), who has also purloined Sparrow's newly haunted ship, The Black Pearl. In addition, Barbossa has stolen a cursed treasure, transforming he and his crew into a band of pirate zombies who must now attempt to break the hex with the blood of Elizabeth's sappy suitor, a blacksmith named Will Turner (Orlando Bloom). Gore Verbinksi ("The Ring") directs this slapdash pileup of unlikable characters and pointless fencing duels, set against a backdrop of labored horror.

Jerry Bruckheimer is a name that consistently signals big budget, feature length movie trailers whenever it's intoned. He has become the brand name producer of attention deficit disorder movies. It doesn't matter how many times you get up to go to the bathroom during "The Rock," "Armageddon," or "Black Hawk Down" because you'll never miss anything important in stories that are spread out like spoonfuls of peanut butter over a two-mile stretch of hot asphalt. The fact that the producer of grand scale fiascoes like "Pearl Harbor" and "Kangaroo Jack" is stuck at the hip to Disney studios is apropos for a brand of cheesy entertainment that would be better served if it donated the money it wastes making movies to the American educational system.

"Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl" is a conundrum of impotent cinematic entertainment elements crushed together into a vat of barren atmosphere.

On one hand, it's a children's pirate movie that savors spo-

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ken references to "scalawags" and "Davey Jones' Locker" beneath interminable sword fights. On the other, it's a violent and lackluster pastiche of silly visual mumbo jumbo that comes off as a bad joke carried too far. Either way, "Pirates of the Caribbean" is too extreme for very young audiences, yet not developed enough for adults to enjoy.

Unsurprisingly, it's Johnny Depp who does his best to single-handedly center the film's narrative quagmire by pulling focus and tweaking his relationship to the forth wall. Depp is never less than tongue-in-cheek in his slippery relationship to other characters or to the camera-as-audience. He ever so slightly mocks each line of dialogue and action set piece equally from behind a dubious choice of heavy eyeliner makeup that seems self-rendered. For the role of Sparrow, Depp adopts a perpetually drunken demeanor that gives his scenes an array of comedy lacking from the movie's severely disjointed tempo and tone. The film feels like it was directed by committee, with Johnny Depp left alone to lend whatever character cohesion there is, after prolonged spectacles of chase and fight scenes.

Johnny Depp has long been at liberty to do as he pleases regarding the development of his characters. It's a rank that allows for solid work when a director like Polanski ("The Ninth Gate") challenges him, but leads to lazy efforts when he's coupled with lesser talents like Rand Ravich ("The Astronaut's Wife") or the vastly overrated Lasse Hallstrom ("Chocolat").

Johnny Depp is currently straddling a thin line between persona acting (see the demise of Nicolas Cage) and holding on to the character work that he built his career on. "The Pirates of the Caribbean" is a Johnny Depp picture by default, but it's not a movie that drives his career forward at all.

In many ways, Depp has become the Jack Nicholson of his generation. His wild swings between intelligent art house pearls like "Night Falls" or "Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas," and meaty mainstream dramas such as "Donnie Brasco" or

I call this one the Dog House...arrrggggh!

"Blow" have cut a swath of artistic intention that demands a steady stream of risk taking. Tackling the same producer who offered the pernicious apple to Nicolas Cage with "Con Air" may be Depp's way of dancing close to a flame he can douse at any time. If that's the case, it's time for the 40-year-old actor to pull a Jack Nicholson and live up to his potential in a role that he can't quite master. Hunter S. Thompson will never be thought of in the same way he was before Johnny Depp got through with him. MTW

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(Wall Street Journal). In English and French, Spanish, Catalan and Danish with English subtitles. Rated R. 128 min. Tickets: $7 w/MFF passport. $10 single.

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New This Week THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - This Victorian age adventure film brings together the best characters from science fiction - including Allan Quartermain, Captain Nemo, Dr. Jekyll, Tom Sawyer and The Invisible Man - and brings them together as part of a secret agency dedicated to fighting an evil madman known as the Fantom.

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - Set in the Caribbean Sea in the 17th century, this is the story of a gentleman rogue of a pirate, Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), who teams up with the daughter (Keira Knightley) of a governor (Jonathan Pryce) to stop the evil plan of a ship of dangerous pirates (led by Geoffrey Rush) who are trying to reverse an ancient curse that leaves them stuck between life and death, with the light of the moon

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BRUCE ALMIGHTY - (PG13) - Comedy - Bruce Nolan (Jim Carrey), a human interest television reporter who is dissatisfied with his own life, rages his complaints at God who responds by appearing and granting him his powers to see if he can do any better. Also stars Jennifer Aniston and Morgan Freeman.

CHARLIE’S ANGELS 2: FULL THROTTLE - (PG13) Action/Comedy - The Angels (Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu) prepare to strike without warning as they go undercover to retrieve two missing silver bands which contain valuable encrypted information that reveals the new identities of every person in the Federal Witness Protection Program. When witnesses start turning up dead, only the Angels, using their expertise as masters of disguise, espionage and martial arts can stop the perpetrator, a mysterious 'fallen' Angel (Demi Moore).

FINDING NEMO - (G) - Animation - A fish named Nemo and his father, Marlin, are separated at the Great Barrier Reef and Marlin sets about finding his lost son. But Nemo has become trapped in a fish tank overlooking the Sydney Harbor.

HOLLYWOOD HOMICIDE - (PG13) - Suspense/Thriller - Two LAPD homicide detectives (Harrison Ford and Josh Hartnett) investigate the slaying of a rap group on stage that is possibly orchestrated by a notorious rap label boss.

Rumored to have arranged the death of rap artists in the past who wanted to get out of their contracts the label boss’ head of security is a former LAPD officer.

THE HULK - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - A genetic experiment gone awry leads a scientist (Eric Bana) to become a menacing green giant with superhuman strength when under anger and emotional stress. Also stars Jennifer Connelly.

THE ITALIAN JOB - (PG13) - Action - After pulling off an amazing gold bullion heist in Venice, Italy, Charlie (Mark Wahlberg) and his gang can't believe it when one of them turns out to be a double-crosser. Now the job isn't about the payoff, it's about payback. Enter Stella (Charlize Theron), a beautiful nerves-of-steel safecracker, who joins Charlie and his former gang when they follow the backstabber to California, where they plan to re-steal the gold by tapping into Los Angeles' traffic control system, manipulating signals and creating one of the biggest traffic jams in L.A. history. Also stars Edward Norton.

LEGALLY BLONDE 2: RED, WHITE & BLONDE (PG13) - Comedy - When Elle Woods (Reese Witherspoon) finds out her beloved Bruiser’s canine relatives are being used as cosmetic test subjects, she heads to D.C. to accessorize her rights and take matters into her own well-manicured hands.

SINBAD: LEGEND OF THE SEVEN SEAS - (PG) Animation - Framed for stealing one of the world’s most priceless and powerful treasures - the Book of Peace Sinbad has one chance to find and return the precious book or his best friend Proteus will die. Voices by Brad Pitt, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Michelle Pfeiffer and Joseph Fiennes.

TERMINATOR 3: RISE OF THE MACHINES - (R) Sci-Fi/Action - Arnold Schwarzenegger returns in this third installment of the popular sci-fi action saga as a cyborg from the future once again becoming involved in the affairs of 20-something John Connor and his first battles with the SkyNet machine network.

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KA`AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka`ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Charlie’s Angels 2 - PG13 - Daily (12:30, 2, 3), 4:45, 5:30, 7:10, 7:55, 9:40, 10:15 Finding Nemo - G - Th (12:35, 1:30, 3:05), 4, 5:30, 7:50, 10:05, Fr-W (12:35, 1:30, 3:05), 4, 5:30, 7:05, 7:50, 9:30, 10:05 The Hulk - PG13 - Th (1:15), 4:30, 6:45, 7:25, 9:40, 10:15, Fr, M-W (1:15), 4:30, 7:25, 10:15 The Italian Job - PG13 - Daily (12:20, 2:45), 5:10, 7:35, 9:55

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Charlie’s Angels 2 - PG13 - Daily (12:45, 3:15), 5:45, 8, 10:15 Legally Blonde 2 - PG13 - Daily (1, 3:30), 6, 8:15, 10:30 Pirates of the Caribbean - PG13 - Daily (12:15), 4:05, 7, 10 Terminator 3 - R - Daily (12:30, 3), 5:30, 8, 10:30

FRONT STREET THEATERS 900 Front Street, 249–2222 Charlie’s Angels 2 - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (4:30), 7:30, 9:55, Sa-Su (11:30, 2), 4:30, 7:30, 9:55 Hollywood Homicide - PG13 - Th only (4:15), 7:15, 10 The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - PG13 Fr, M-W (4), 7, 10, Sa-Su (11, 1:30), 4, 7, 10 Legally Blonde 2 - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (4:45), 7:15, 9:30, Sa-Su (11:45, 2:15), 4:45, 7:15, 9:30 Terminator 3 - R - Th (4), 7, 10, Fr, M-W (4:15), 7:15, 10, Sa-Su (11:15, 1:45), 4:15, 7:15, 10

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front Street, 249–2222 Finding Nemo - G - Th-Fr, M-W (2, 4:30), 7, 9:30, SaSu (11:30, 2), 4:30, 7, 9:30 Pirates of the Caribbean - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (1, 4), 7, 9:55, Sa-Su (1), 4, 7, 9:55 Sinbad - PG - Th-Fr, M-W (2:15, 4:45), 7:15, 9:30, Sa-Su (11:45, 2:15), 4:45, 7:15, 9:30

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4th Annual Honolua Wahine Surf Classic 7 a.m. Saturday, at Lahaina Harbor Head to Lahaina Harbor, bright and early on Sat, July 12 to watch Maui's wahine rip up the waves while tearing up breast cancer. These ladies will be "Surfing for a Cure" as a portion of their entry fees goes to fund the battle against breast cancer. Honolua Surf Co. will be kicking off the competition at 7 a.m. with four age groups and four divisions. The youngest age group is made up of girls 9-15. Those 16-19 go head to head and women 20-35 head out to take each other on. All this while the experienced surfers have a 36 and over field to contend with.

The ladies will show off their shortboard skills, their longboarding moves, their bodyboarding abilities and a novice competition will showcase those on their way to becoming genuine rippers. The competition is free to watch and beach entries for all you ladies that missed the July 5 deadline is $35. Come out and watch Maui's women attack breast cancer by shortboard, longboard or bodyboard. Whatever your pleasure, I'm sure you'll find it here. [IAN HOUSTON]

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week’s Creepy, Sexy, Cool 28 Days Later @ Maui Mall Megaplex Check film showtimes, p. 19 It’s the most disturbing movie I know, “Clockwork Orange”, combined with one of the most frightening films in history, “Night of the Living Dead”. Using reality (television, science) as a tool to induce rage and fear, and the illusory (special effects) to propel the intensity, 28 Days Later is a film that challenges your morality while giving you a solid dose of eye-gouging gore. Not just some forum to see post-pubescent television hotties scream like they’re in a fetish flick, 28 Days Later is reminiscent of old horror films, when scary movies were actually terrifying. “It’s scary as hell,” my coworker Rudi says. I ask him why, and he says (with an incredulous “Duh!” look on his face), “Cuz there’s people walking around at night trying to eat you.”

Um, yeah, I guess that’s enough for me, too.

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7 p.m. Friday, at Pipeline Café, Oahu So every alterna-geek under the age of 20 is in love with Amy Lee. Okay, the girl can sing and she's kinda cute. So they named their band "the act of fading away; fleetingness." Alright, yes, the band made the top ten in Billboard charts this week. So it's a previously Christian rock band that decided to suddenly keep their religious genre on the downlow in lieu of more marketable goal$ (hello, Creed).

And yet, I can't seem to stop singing that catchy "Bring Me Back to Life" song.

Regardless, we're stoked that another mainland band with alternative-mainstream popularity is visiting our islands, bringing us, the musically starved, a glimpse of hope for the future. Perhaps, one day, we too will see some imported rock bands on Maui again. (Do you remember when…?!)

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George Carlin's latest comedy album, “Complaints and Grievances”, has been out for sometime now, but I just saw the special for this a couple nights back and I figure that maybe not enough people listen to good ol’ George. George Carlin has a penchant for venomously tearing apart the very fabric of our society - from Religion to Politics to Language to everyday idiosyncrasies and nuances we all share - with the intelligence of a scholar and the potty-mouth of sailor. Although, this new CD has the events of September 11th looking over his shoulder as he sounds strangely subdued, not so much to censor himself but to keep the sympathies of an already nerve-wracked America in mind. What you must definitely get an earful of, however, is George's breaking down of the Ten Commandments (he gets it down to two). Pure genius and intensely hilarious. [GANNON GILMORE]

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DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Evanescence - Friday. All ages welcome. Tickets:

Guided by Pacific Whale Foundation's marine education team. Recommended for ages 6 to 12. For info, call 249-8811.

$20. 7 p.m., Pipeline Cafe, Oahu, charge by phone: 1 (877) 750-4400.

Kohala - Saturday. The acclaimed guitar trio (Charles Michael Brotman, Charlie Recaido and Kevin Teves) Kohala is known for a unique brand of gentle jazz arrangements on acoustic and classical guitars. The combination of their diverse musical influences has created a sound that crosses over between the genres of jazz, contemporary Hawaiian and New Age. Tickets: $20, $10 for kids 12 and under. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Nisei Project - Tuesday. Covenant Dance Theatre presents a dancing homage to WWII Japanese American veterans. Choreographer Marla Hirokawa has staged a powerful production with students from Ballet Hawai‘i, actor/playwright Lane Nishikawa, Zenshin Daiko and appearances by WWII and other foreign war veterans who will join Covenant Dance Theatre’s heartfelt salute to Hawai‘i’s veterans.

Tickets: $35, $25 and $15 for kids 12 and under. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Hawai’i Jaycees Jam - 11 a.m. at the Castle Theater. Annual benefit featuring contemporary pop singer Tanilynn Funimoto and pop group DisguyZ. FREE Admission.

Haleakala Service Trip - One night in Kipahulu.

Participants will be working on pathway clean-up, some nursery work at the National Park's Pools of Ohe'o in Kipahulu and possibly helping to clear an ancient taro patch, or loi kalo just below Waimoku Falls. For more info, call 248-7660.

3rd Annual Growing Dreams Fundraiser - 9:30 a.m.- 2 p.m. at the Fairmont Kea Lani. Floral demonstrations with fashion show, lunch, auciton and flower sale benefitting Maui Youth & Family Services. For info, call 579-8414 ext. 39 or 891-1987.

“Tiki Lounge 13: ‘50s Rock” - 7:45 p.m. on Channel 52. A music show with interviews. For info, call 661-9534.

TICKETS ON SALE New Found Glory - August 14. All ages welcome.

Tickets: $20. 7 p.m., Pipeline Cafe, Oahu, charge by phone: 1 (877) 750-4400.

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Kapalua Wine & Food Festival - Thursday (today) thru Sunday. A food and wine extravaganza that includes “The Grand Tasting", an alfresco sampling of reserve bottlings and the popular “Kapalua Seafood Festival” featuring cuisine prepared by Hawaii's top chefs. For more info, call 669-0244 or 800-KAPALUA. Coral Reef Information Station - Free reef info at Ulua Beach in Wailea on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays, and at Kahekili Park (Airport Beach) in Kaanapali on Fridays, Saturdays and Mondays; all from 8 a.m.- 2 p.m. Take part in a FREE guided reef tour led by experienced naturalist at 9 a.m. at Ulua and 10 a.m. at Kahekili. Bring snorkel equipment. 249-8811.

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Family Full Moon Tidepool Explorations - Kihei.

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Maui Camera Club - 6 p.m. at the Hale Mahaolu Elima Community Meeting Room, off of Kamehameha Avenue in Kahului. For info, call 242-1033.

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BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria – John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Benny Uyetake, Mon; Maurice Bega, Tue. All sets from 810:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cafe O’Lei - Roscoe Wright and his Band, Fri and Sat; contemporary island duo, Tue and Wed. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491.

Cheeseburger in Paradise – Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Mon and Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. and 8-11 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Nino Toscano, Thu and Fri; Kawiko Lum Ho, Sat; Ernest Pua’a, Sun; Brian Haia, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho, Tue; Ernest Pua’a, Wed. All sets from 6:30-9:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani

Highway, 669-3474.

Hula Grill - Ernest Pua’a and Brian Kaui Haia, Thu; Ernest Pua’a, Kawika Lum Ho and Brian Haia, Fri; Maurice Bega, Da Ukulele Boys, Sat; Kawika Lum Ho, Da Ukulele Boys, Sun; Kawika Lum Ho, Albert Kaina and Brian Kaui Haia, Mon; Jarret Roback, Don Kaulia and Albert Kaina, Tue; Ernest Pua’a, Brian Kaui Haia and Roy Kato, Wed. Live music is from 3-5 p.m. and 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz – Live music with Tracey and Farzad, Wed and Fri, 6:30-9 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787.

Kahana Terrace Restaurant – Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m.

Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399.

Kimo’s – Sam Ahia, Wed thru Sun, 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Leilani’s On The Beach – Crazy Fingers, Thu, 4-6 p.m.; classic rock with JD and Mario, Fri, 3-6 p.m.; Anastasia Gilliam and friends, Sat, 3:30-6 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m.; Jarret Roback, Wed, 4-6 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building J, Kaanapali, 661-4495.

Moose McGillycuddy’s -- Damien Awai, Sat, 7 p.m.; Jonah Livin, Sun, 7 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Pancho and Lefty’s Cantina & Restaurante -Pianist Rene Alonzo and Friends play light rock, country and blues during happy hour on Thursdays from 36 p.m. and Saturdays from 6-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, in the Wharf Cinema Center, 661-4666.

Pioneer Inn – Ah-Tim Eleniki (Hawaiian style), Thu; Greg DiPiazza (classic rock ‘n’ roll), Fri; Ed Truthan (versatile contemporary rock ‘n’ roll), Sat; Erik Pietsch (if you like Jimmy Buffet, you will love Erik), Mon; Ricardo Dioso (flamenco guitar), Tue; Rene Alonzo (New Orleans style piano), Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Live music (grand piano) 6-9 p.m., Gene Argelle, Mon and Tue; Cody Gillette, Wed; Joel Gold, Thu; Mark Johnson, Fri. 2290 Kaanapali Parkway, Kaanapali, 667-7477.

Sea House Restaurant – Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincaid Basques, Wed, 7:30-9:30 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

Whale’s Tale Bar & Grill - Eric Pietsch, Thu; Patrick

Major, Fri and Tue; Greg diPiazza, Sat; Cryin’ Out Loud, Sun; Eric Pietsch, Mon; Armadillo, Wed. All sets from 69 p.m. 672 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4044.

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Bada Bing - Rat Pack Piano Bar with Mat Cain, Thu, Fri and Sat, 6:30-9 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188.

Capische? – Joyce and Gord, Wed and Thu; Esther Godinez (vocals) Salvador Godinez (piano) and Ed Connors (bass) perform a mix of standards, bossa nova and original music, Fri and Sat, 7-10 p.m. Call ahead for details. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 8792224.

KKO Kai Ku Ono – Lono, Thu thru Sat; Kawika, Sun; Howard Ahia, Mon; Kenny Roberts, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 875-1007.

LuLu’s - Patrick Major, Thu, 4-7 p.m. 1945-H S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944.

Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m. Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206.

Marco’s Southside Grill – Mark Johnston (piano), Wed thru Sun; Brian Cuomo (piano), Mon and Tue. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041.

Margarita’s Beach Cantina – Cool Steel, Fri, 5-7 p.m. 101 S. Kihei Rd., 879-5311.

Mulligan’s on the Blue – Celtic Tigers, Thu and Sun, 7-10 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Seawatch Restaurant - Pianist Angela Carr, Fri, 6-9 p.m.; Guitarist Luis Diaz, Sat, 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Latin guitar w/ Luis Diaz, Thu, Fri and Wed; guitar and vocals w/ Brado, Sat; Patrick Major, Sun; steel drums and sax w/ Brian Wittman, Mon and Tue. All sets from 6-10 p.m.

The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

CENTRAL MAUI

Manana Garage – Neto & Friends, Thu and Fri, 6:30 p.m.; Fortunato’s Magic, Fri, 7 p.m.; Neto & Hot Salsa, Sat; Neto Peraza, Tue; Bobby & Tula, Wed, 6:30 p.m.

33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

Ramon’s - Gypsy Pacific, Wed, 7-9 p.m. 2102 Vineyard, Wailuku, 986-8550.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI

Jacque’s - The Tom Cherry Express, Sat, 8 p.m.;

DA KINECALENDAR Greg DiPiazza & Tato Duo, Mon, 7-10:30 p.m. 120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Livewire Cafe - John Moore Band, Sat, 7-10 p.m.; live jazz, Thu, 7-10 p.m.; acoustic guitar with Molten Soul, Tue, 7-10 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 5796009.

Moana Cafe - Jazz w/ Eve Moffatt, Fri, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; gypsy guitar w/ Bo Shores, Sun, 6-9 p.m.; vintage Hawaiian music, Wed, 6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI

Embassy Vacation Resort – Kaanapali Beach 104 Kaanapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Ed Truthan w/ contemporary classics, Thu; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sat; Ed & Ron, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon; Scott Baird & Friends w/ contemporary music, Tue; Howard Ahia w/ Hawaiian music, Wed. All sets from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

Hyatt Regency Maui 200 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 661-1234 “Tony ‘n Tina’s Wedding” Mon, Wed, Fri and Sun, 6:30 p.m. in the Swan Court. Torchlighting ceremony at 6:15 nightly followed by live Hawaiian entertainment 6:30-9:30 nightly in the Weeping Banyan: Sam Fukuhara, Thu, Sun and Mon; Pam Gamboa Peterson, Tue, 5:30-9:30 p.m.; Larry Gollis, Fri and Sat; Stephanie Anderson, Wed; "Drums of the Pacific" luau by Tihati, 5:30-8 nightly.

Ka’anapali Beach Hotel 2525 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0011 Black Rock Illusions dinner show Sun, Tue and Thu at 5:30 p.m. in the Kanahele Room; Ka’anapali Serenaders, Sat, 6-9:30 p.m.; free hula show 6:30-7:30 nightly; Auntie Aloha’s Breakfast Luau, Mon thru Fri, 8:15 a.m.; Paniolo Barbecue w/ live music and dancing, Mon, 6 p.m.; Sunday champagne brunch w/ Hawaiian music by Polinahe, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

Kapalua Bay Hotel / Kapalua Bay Hotel, A Luxury Collection Resort 1 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669-5656 The Bay Club: Jazz trio, Fri and Sat, 6-9 p.m.; solo pianist Sun thru Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Gardenia Court: contemporary Hawaiian music, Sun, 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; Lehua Lounge: hula performances 5:30-7 followed by contemporary Hawaiian music 7-8:30 nightly.

Napili Kai Beach Resort 5900 Honoapiilani Highway, Napili, 669-1500 Sea House Restaurant: Kincaid Basques, Sun thru Tue; Albert Kaina, Wed; Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Napili Kai Foundation Polynesian Dinner Show, Fri, 6 p.m.; Kincaid Basques, Sat. All shows from 7-9 p.m. unless otherwise noted.

Ritz-Carlton Kapalua One Ritz-Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Reiko, solo guitar and vocals, beginning at 5:30 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: world fusion duo Ranga Pae, Fri thru Tue, 6:15-9:45 p.m.

Royal Lahaina Resort 2780 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali, 661-3611 "Eddie and Eddie" w/ Eddie Lilikoi and Eddie Sebala, 5-9:30 nightly in the Royal Ocean Terrace.

Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian songs and dances at 5 nightly.

Sheraton Maui Hotel 2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar: Entertainment w/ hula dancers, 6-8 nightly: Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed; torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly.

The Westin Maui Hotel 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Tropica: Bobby Ingram Trio, Sat, Sun and Wed; JD Band, Tue; Keoki Kahumoku, Mon. All sets 7-9 p.m.; Fortunato’s magic, Thu, Sat and Tue, 6:30-8:30 p.m.

SOUTH MAUI

Four Seasons Resort Wailea 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge: Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/ Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:307:30 p.m. w/ hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Tiffany Lee and Josh, Mon and Sat, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:30-11:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly.

Grand Wailea Resort Hotel & Spa 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment: 5:30-9:30 nightly: Larry Golis, Thu; Brian Mansano, Fri; Ricardo, Sat; Luis Diaz, Sun thru Tue; Mitch Kepa, Wed; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly.

The Fairmont Kea Lani Maui 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100

LETTERS

NEWS

COVER STORY

SURF

PUREVOLUME

Jazz entertainment from 6-9 nightly in Lobby Bar. Wailea Marriott 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922 Hawaiian entertainment w/ hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradyse & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort 3550 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace; Jamie Lawrence, Tue thru Sat; solo guitarist Sun and Mon, 6-9 p.m. Wailea Sunset Luau, Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m.

Maui Prince Hotel 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m. Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed and Fri, 6-8 p.m., Mon thru Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m. and Mon, Wed and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

EAST MAUI

Hotel Hana-Maui Hana, 248-8211 Hawaiian music in Paniolo Lounge, Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.

LIVE MUSIC AT THE MOOSE!

BY GANNON GILMORE

AM RADIO "RADIOACTIVE" With a name like AM Radio I would be surprised if these guys ever got huge. It's just not an impacting name and that’s a shame because these guys are quite excellent. Blending a nice mix of Weezer's (PostPinkerton) emo-pop and the nasally croon of The Smiths or The Smoking Popes, they provide a refreshing pop-musical landscape that never gets tired or uninspired. I would be remiss to sully this under the "Emo" or "College Rock" banner and yet they could stand defiantly near both with similar sounding bands like Death on Wednesday or The Smoking Popes' offshoot Duvall. Definitely recommended if you love any of the bands mentioned. -Elektra Records

ME FIRST AND THE GIMME GIMMES "TAKE A BREAK" The whole "Punk Covers of Radio Hits" novelty has gotten a little tired. If you don't agree, ponder how often a band can inject distorted guitars and punk beats into these songs. Eventually they will run out of songs worth doing. However, even with all that said Me First and The Gimme Gimmes still find a lot of fun with these songs. This time out they run through a bunch of R&B tunes from the likes of The Jackson Five, Lionel Richie, Stevie Wonder, R. Kelly and several others. Comprised of members of NOFX, Lagwagon, The Foo Fighters and Swingin' Utters, Me First still save a little room for their little cover band to have a style of their own. It's a pity, though, that these records probably sell better than their respective bands’ records in some respects. -Fat Wreck Chords

VARIOUS ARTISTS "LOOKOUT RECORDS: PUNK SEVEN INCH CD VOL. 1" Well, firstly, for you older folks, a seven-inch is what you old timers called “45's”. This CD is a collection of the first six seven-inches that Lookout Records released in their early years (before Operation Ivy, Crimpshrine and Green Day blew the label and the East Bay up). It consists of the bands: Corrupted Morals, Isocracy, Plaid Retina, Yeastie Girls, Surrogate Brains and Kamala and The Karnivores. Everything is digitally re-mastered and includes all the sleeve art and liner notes. It's an excellent showcase of the East Bay punk rock scene at the time and a nice piece of history for the record collector trying to keep his/her vinyl in good shape. I know I haven't mentioned any of the music here but I'll let your curiosity for this release take care of that. -Lookout Records

VARIOUS ARTISTS "52 LESSONS ON LIFE"

SATURDAY JULY 12TH 9PM

NO COVER! NO COVER! NO COVER!

I don't quite grasp the point of this CD. Proceeds go to nameless charities which is only mentioned in the liner notes, this seems to be the first release from this label and the comp has fifty-four tracks of name and no-name bands (naturally, most of the songs have been released). For ten dollars this is a lot of music but honestly not much of it is any good.

There is a lot of throwaway material. And the cover sucks! Two-tone background and nothing to draw attention to it whatsoever. This whole project reeks of misinformed-teenager-run record label compilation. If you see it somewhere and you've never heard of the bands listed then by all means, but if you've been listening to punk for at least five years you're already onto this. -Reinforcement Records

BIG BAD VOODOO DADDY "SAVE MY SOUL" For a switch of gears, check out this concept: Ex-punk turned jazz-swing revival band does New Orleans. You know, they just don’t make sevenpiece bands anymore and it’s a damn shame ‘cause BBVD really has a fresh, timeless feel, even as they pay homage to the blues, jazz, swing and big band sound. And now, on their latest release, they’re adding that infectious Bayou groove to the mix, creating a sort of love letter to the music of New Orleans.

“When I was a kid, I was really into that crazy, anything-can-happen vibe of New Orleans,” bandleader Scotty Morris says. “And when I discovered punk at twelve or thirteen, it felt like exactly the same thing to me. I never really thought that early jazz and punk were that different.”

[SAM CAMPOS] -Big Bad/Vanguard Records

Gannon Gilmore is the publisher and co-author of the independent fanzine Scumbag Tulip, as well as a member of the sometimes-fictitious punk band, The Crowd. To order back or current issues of Scumbag Tulip, please send $1 (per issue) to P.O. Box 330062, Kahului, HI 96732.

DINING

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BOCALINO

1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

thursday7/10

friday7/11

saturday7/12

sunday7/13

monday7/14 – wednesday7/16

Funk, Soul & Disco w/DJ Boomshot, No cover, 10pm

Dr. Nat & Guest, Latin Night, No cover, 10pm

Kilohana, Island music, No cover, 10pm

CLOSED

Mon - Mark Johnston & Guest, Jazz Night; Tue - Jay Molina & Gilbert Emata, Jam Night; Wed - Soul Concepts, R&B: ALL SHOWS- 10PM, NO COVER CHARGE!

BUBBA GUMP SHRIMP CO

D.U.H., No cover, 10pm

889 Front Street, Lahaina - 661-3111

Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo, Samba y salsa y ritmo latino, $7, 9:45pm

Kohomua w/Revival, Reggae, $10, 9:45pm

Wed - Ladies’ Night, $5, 9:45pm

CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT

Lawai’a, No cover, 10:30pm12:30am

Mon - Lawai’a, No cover, 10:30pm-12:30am

COMPADRES BAR & GRILL

Salsa Night $5, 10pm

CASANOVA

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

Mad Hatter Party w/ Daniel J, Justin & John Scott, $10, 9:45pm

142 Hana Hwy, Paia - 579-9453

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

DEANO’S MAUI PIZZA CAFÉ

Tue - House Party, w/DJ’s Rich, Ed V, Forrest, No cover

2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-2200

Beach Party, Hapa’s Appreciation Night

HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

Live Music w/Revival

HARD ROCK CAFE

Flava Zone The Rakes & Voodoo Suns, $3, 10:30pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

Swami Bebops, No cover, 9pm

Da Hawaiians, N/C, 5-7pm T-Ray Band, N/C, 9p-12am

MGD Band, No cover, 9pm-12am

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

Da Hawaiians, No cover, 10pm

Kenny Roberts, No cover, 57pm

El Nino, No cover, 5pm

John Moore Project, No cover, 9:30pm

Mad Tonic, No cover, 9:30pm

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

36 Keala Place, Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

Cry’en Out Loud, No cover, 10pm-midnight

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

Mon - Live music, 10pm; Tue - Ultra Fab Tuesday, w/DJ Blast; Wed - Aloha Wednesday, w/DJ Blast

Teen Night, 6:30pm

Mike & Dave Carroll, No cover, 9pm-Midnight

Mon-Wed - Da Hawaiians, No cover

Danny Estocado, N/C, 6pm Karaoke, w/James, No cover, 9:30pm

Mon - Karaoke, w/James, No cover, 9:30pm; Tue - Brew & View, No cover, 7pm; Wed - Karaoke, w/James, No cover, 9:30pm

Crazy Fingers, 10pm-midnight

Karaoke w/Auntie Toddy Lilikoi, Karaoke w/Auntie Toddy Lilikoi, No cover, 9:30pm No cover, 9:30pm

LAHAINA COOLERS

180 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661-7082

Maui’s Largest Selection of Musical Instruments & Sound Systems for 23 years

BOUNTY MUSIC q SUPER SPECIALS ; ALL GUITAR BASS STRINGS

BUY ONE GET ONE FREE ALL GIBSON GUITARS 30%-40% OFF ALL GIBSON AMPLIFIERS 40% OFF ALL EPIPHONE GUITARS 35% OFF ALL CYMBALS & DRUM HEADS 30% OFF ALL SAMSON MICROPHONES & MIXERS 40% OFF $ 99 FENDER BULLET ELECTRIC GUITAR sale 99 $ 00 FENDER SQMC-1 STUDENT SIZE GUITAR sale 99 Play now with 90 days same as cash No money down O.A.C. Sale ends 7/31/03

111 Hana Hwy. #105 • Kahului 871-1141 Email: info@ukes.com • www.ukes.com

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thursday7/10

friday7/11

saturday7/12

sunday7/13

LIFE’S A BEACH

Super G Band

Volt

Planet Seed

Oliver’s Karaoke Party

LOBBY LOUNGE

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

Clay Mortensen & George Tavoularis, 8:30-11:30pm

Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:3011:30pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

LONGHI’S 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288 LONGHI’S Shops at Wailea - 877-2036 LULU’S

1945-H S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

Pam Peterson & Rudy Baria, Mon - Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:30-11:30pm; Wed - Clay Mortensen & Gilbert Emata, 8:308:30-11:30pm 11:30pm

Bobby Ingram, No cover, 8pm

Duck Fat Friday, $10 presale/$15 at door, 9pm

Stroking Saturday, Hawaiian contemporary, $5 donation, 8pm

DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm-close

Damien Awai & Friends, No cover, 7:30-10pm

Information not available

Kenny Roberts, No cover, 9pm

Murray Thorne, No cover, 8pm

Kindred Spirit, $5, 10pm

FRIDAY

Wed - Karaoke w/Toby, No cover, 8:30pm Jonah Livin, No cover, 7:30-9pm Mon - DJ Tark, No cover, 9pm; Tue - DJ Mackie Mac/Dollar Night, $5, 9pm;

Wed - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

SATURDAY

BEACH REVIVAL PARTY!

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Mon - Mark Burnett, No cover, 6pm; Gypsy Pacific, No cover, 9pm; Tue - Open Mic Night, No cover, 9pm; Wed - John Moore Project, No cover, 9pm

Celtic Tigers, No cover, 7pm Merv Oana, No cover, 10pm

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Mon - Lake Hosts Open Mic; Tue - Planet Seed Unplugged; Wed - Crunch Pups

Crazy Fingers, $5, 9:30pm Jam’n Steel Band, $5, 9:30pm

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Kapalua 669-6286 • Kihei 879-0004 LETTERS

NEWS

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SURF

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NO COVER BEFORE 9PM OR WITH DINNER

Celtic Tigers

Followed by Maui’s Own Merv Oana 10pm NO COVER

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The Shops at Kapalua

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HAPPY HOUR EVERY DAY 5 - 7PM 2 for 1 all pupus • $1 off all drinks 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea. 1ST left after Kea Lani Hotel • 874–1131

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thursday7/10 PACIFIC’O

505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

friday7/11

saturday7/12

Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-Midnight

Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-Midnight

sunday7/13

monday7/14 – wednesday7/16

PANCHO & LEFTY’S

658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4666

RAMON’S

2102 Vineyard, Wailuku - 986-8550

SANSEI 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua - 669-6286 SANSEI Kihei Town Center - 879-0004 SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am Crunch Pups, No cover, 9pm

2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave. - 572-1380

TSUNAMI NIGHTCLUB

3850 Wailea Alanui Dr. - 875-1234

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Karaoke, 10pm-1am

El Niño, No cover, 9pm

Kenny Roberts & Friends, No cover, 9pm

Hot Apple Pie, $3, 9pm

Jus’ Us, No cover, 9pm

DJ Dancing, $10, 9:30pm-2am

DJ Dancing, $10, 9:30pm-2am

Tuesday & Thursday 2:30PM

Trevor Jones In the Wharf Cinema Center

667-0908

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6:30PM

Fabulous ’50s Dining Happy Hour Everyday Live Music

Wed - Harris Moku, No cover, 9pm

MARGARITAS ALL DAY LONG

Wednesday

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POLITICAL Friends of Keone'o'io - Sat, 9-10 a.m. and Mon, 78:30 p.m. at the Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary building. Discussion of longterm management ideas at La Perouse and updates.

Pupus served. For info, call 870-6957.

KCA Meeting - Tue, 6:15 p.m. at the Kihei Community Center. The country's leading expert on intersections and roundabout designs will address the possibilities of the use of a roundabout at Mokulele/Piilani, at Azeka Plaza and other locations.

For more info, call 879-0210.

SPOKEN WORD

Maui Live Poets Society - 6:30-9 p.m. in Lahaina.

Open poetry readings. For more info, call Melinda Gohn, 661-0517.

LECTURES

The Art of Falling in Love - Sat, 2 p.m. at Borders Books in Kahului. Tilak's work provides refreshing new revelations and opens the body to dynamic awakenings. For more info, call Sue at 276-6259.

SCORE Program Informational Meeting for Prospective Volunteers - Mon, 9 a.m. in Room 225, Laulima Building, Maui Community College. To explain the program which provides free business counseling and advice. For info, call 270-7710.

ART

Ho`omeheu - Through July 27 in the Schaefer Gallery of the Maui Arts & Cultural Center. The collaborative efforts of Kupuna Leslie Kuloloio and master printmaker and Native American art historian Carolynne Whitefeather have created a combination of contemporary Maui expressions for the second exhibit this season, selected from proposals to MACC. Ho`omeheu means to purposefully make tracks and go forward. Through creative writings and visual imagery, this collection explores long-held meanings within cultural expressions, historical facts and personal perceptions. For more info, call 242-2787.

“Art in the Village” - Thu, 6-10 p.m. at Whaler’s Village in Kaanapali. Artist demonstrations, live Hawaiian and jazz music, hula and Tahitian dance, prizes contributed by each of the galleries and complimentary champagne and pupus. Call 661-4567.

Weekly Gathering of Maui's Top Artists - Thu, 8:30 a.m. on the grounds of Keolahou Hawaiian Church in North Kihei. Call Michael Stark at 879-9337.

Friday Night is Art Night in Lahaina - 7-10 p.m.

Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town for special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action and refreshments, all free and open to the public! Call Theo Morrison at 667-9194.

WOW! Wailea on Wednesdays - 6:30-9:30 p.m.

The Shops at Wailea celebrates "Festival of the Arts" featuring artists and artwork displays, live entertainment, fashion events and more. On Sunday, Brian Mansano performing acoustic guitar in the East Wing from 5:30-8:30 p.m. On Wednesday, Maui Light Opera Company in the Lower Courtyard from 7-9 p.m. For more info, call 891-6770.

STAGE Sweet Charity - Fri and Sat, 7:30 p.m. and Sun, 6

"Do The Zoo" Days - Sat,12-2 p.m. at 2315 Kekaulike Ave. in Kula. Zoo Maui is a fun, educational, hands-on experience. Non-profit, operated by volunteers. See Squirt the Giraffe and his 100+ friends. $5 per person, 12 months or younger free. Closed shoes are required. For info, call Malia at 878-2189.

Seaside Stories - Sun,11 a.m. at Borders Books & Music in Kahului. Free program for ages 4-10 featuring stories and crafts with the staff of Pacific Whale Foundation. For info, call 249-8811.

Keiki Song & Storytime - Wed, 10:30 a.m. at Borders in Kahului with Uncle Wayne. For more info, call 8776160.

SPORTS

Maui Raceway Park - Fridays and Saturdays, 5-11 p.m. in Central Maui. For info, call Aimee at 281-1273.

THURSDAY, JUly 10

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FRiDAY, JUly 11

Sliding Sands Hike - 9 a.m., Sliding Sands Trailhead (9740 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area.

Two-hour, two-mile hike. For more info, call 572-4400.

SATURDAY, JUly 12

4th Annual Honolua Wahine Surf Classic - 7 a.m. at Lahaina Harbor. Women and girls only compete in longboard, shortboard, bodyboard and novice divisions. For more info, call 662-0159.

Maui Police Relief Association’s Benefit Golf Tournament - 7 a.m. at Sandalwood Golf Course.

Two-person scramble event begins with a shotgun start. Entry fee: $80 per player with drawings for prizes with a luncheon to follow at the golf course's Nahele Room. For more info, call 244-6300.

American Cancer Society's Relay For Life - 7 p.m. An overnight event designed to celebrate survivorship and remember those lost to cancer. Prior to the event, team members raise money for research and programs of the American Cancer Society. At the event, relay teams set up camp, enjoy local entertainment, play games, picnic, nap and catch up with old friends. For more info, call 244-5553.

Maui Women’s Rodeo - Tom Morrow Equestrian Center, Makawao. Women compete in traditional rodeo events. For info, call 573-1324.

SUnDAY, July 13

REEF Field Survey Dive/Snorkel - 9-11 a.m. at Airport Beach (Kahekili Beach Park). Shore dive or snorkel and learn how to do a REEF Survey! Free to all. Participants will need to bring all their own gear including tanks if diving. Fish ID books will be available and REEF Survey Scanforms will be provided. For more info, call Project S.E.A.-Link at 669-9062.

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Waikamoi Hike - 9 a.m. at Hosmer Grove Shelter (6800 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area.

Three-hour, three-mile hike. For info, call 572-4400.

TuesDAY, July 15

Sliding Sands Hike - 9 a.m., Sliding Sands Trailhead (9740 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area.

Two-hour, two-mile hike. For more info, call 572-4400.

p.m. at Iao Theater in Wailuku. Maui OnStage end of season musical. For more info, call 242-6969.

keiki korner Annual Keiki Hula Festival - Sat and Sun, 10 a.m.4 p.m. at the Lahaina Cannery Mall. Annual keiki song and dance festival and arts and crafts fair. For more info, call 661-5304.

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DISMISS UNDERSTOOD After living with my boyfriend for five years he told me I had to go. It took me two weeks to move out; it only took him one week to start sleeping with a woman he met over the Internet. Though I'm lonely, I'm too heartbroken to think about meeting other guys. This guy turned out to be such a jerk -- why do I miss him so much?

--Tossed and Turning I'm always a little afraid I'll be grabbed and held down by those department store cosmetics girls, then made over against my will: "Hey, I might write like a godless harlot, but I don't want to look like one!" Your forced transformation was more dermatological: from live-in girlfriend to giant mole in need of burning off. It's no wonder you're looking longingly at the past.

Give yourself time to inventory what you actually miss -- your routine, your identity in the relationship, your expectations for him, and not feeling like somebody yanked the stopper out of your life, to name a few. Figuring out what you do miss should help you figure out what you don't: a guy who treats women like epidermal issues -- moving onto his next mole candidate before he's had the last one completely excised.

PLEATING INSANITY My husband and I are best friends with a fantastic sex life. We often role-play. One weekend, I was dressed in a Catholic schoolgirl skirt, and my husband was dressed as the teacher. My parents have a key, and we didn't hear them come in. Since this incident they've been trying to get us to seek psychological help.

Is what we're doing in any way unhealthy?

- Costume Crisis You'll never get in to see a therapist. They're far too busy saving the marriages of miserable people who never have sex to save those of wacky, happy people with "fantastic" sex lives. If you'd like to do something meaningful for your marriage, iron the pleats in your skirt. Your parents are the ones who really need help - for being so lacking in imagination that it didn't occur to them to knock. The fact that they're so shocked is a sign - it's probably high time somebody in their house started dressing up like a mean nun.

Should you and "Teach" ever feel something's missing from your marriage, you might explore how a lot of the "healthy" couples do it: Just dress up in crisp Gap casuals and sit side-byside in a therapist's office, silently resenting each other. (Now, that's kinky.)

Got a problem? Write Amy Alkon, 171 Pier Ave, #280, Santa Monica, CA 90405, or e-mail A d v i c e A m y @ a o l . c o m (www.advicegoddess.com)

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ARIES: This week it will be hard to stay at home. You're ready for another fun adventure.

Try going to church in drag. Perhaps wearing a peace button at a Republican convention would suffice. Get crazy without having to go to jail or the loony bin.

TAURUS: What you thought you said might not be what someone else heard. After you've given instructions, ask people to read them back to you. The full moon highlights travel, education and exotic cultures. Find joy in the unusual.

GEMINI: Since you're such a great communicator, putting your money where your mouth is shouldn’t be a problem. You have the information to make the right decision. The full moon puts a spotlight on your libido, other people’s property and interdependence.

CANCER: Break through the obstacles of the past. The new, the refreshing and the exciting are about to rock your world. Share your frustration with friends or a counselor. You need to open up. Perfection seldom exists in the real world. The full moon brings peace.

LEO: Your psychic antennas are picking up all kinds of information. Your prayers are effective. When you talk to God/Goddess, expect an answer. Others share the things on your mind.

The full moon emphasizes charitable causes and working with others.

VIRGO: Through your helping others you become more independent. People are attracted to your freedom from desire. Being a temperate person will work in your favor. The full moon inspires love affairs, creative works and playing with children.

LIBRA: Very few people can have authority without lording it over others. Librans like Ghandi, Jimmy Carter, and Dr. Bernie Siegel are the exception. Leadership need not decline into "Judge Judy" style humiliation. The full moon prompts memories and deep feelings.

SCORPIO: Take it slow. Life’s riches are being thrown at your feet. You have good luck following you. Educational goals need to be addressed. The full moon brings close friends and a sense of belonging to a community or a local environment.

SAGITTARIUS: Rolling with the changes is usually easy for you. This week you come face to face with some ego crushing issues. Paying your debts is to your advantage. The full moon deals with food, possessions and your sense of values.

CAPRICORN: Everyone needs to compromise or come to an agreement. It's your turn to facilitate such causes. Win-win situations require that you listen to everyone. Popularity surges are likely this weekend with the full moon. You'll be busy.

AQUARIUS: Bloom with a love for helping others. You're ready to do charitable work. You may have to pay attention to some personal health issues. Work constantly needs your attention. The full moon illuminates dreams and reveals your deeper connections.

PISCES: Joy is a gift that gives one encouragement and strength. You're ready to paint your masterpiece, design a garden or choreograph a new dance step. The love bug has bitten and infected you with terminal romance.

The full moon has you "kicking it" with friends.

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