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LOCALNEWS MONDAY, OCT. 13 It’s Columbus Day! Woohoo! Some people call it Discoverer’s Day, but they’re stupid! It’s the day us haoles pat ourselves on the back for all the times we pounded generally peaceful locals into the ground and then stole their land, gold, chicks, etc. It’s also the day they close all the banks, which actually kinda screws me over because I forgot to cash my paycheck last Friday… Stupid Columbus… Speaking of cashing in, Ken Nagamine won free LASIK eye surgery for coming closest in guessing the winning time of the Hawaii Modular Space Molokai Hoe canoe race. He missed the winning time by just one second, which is pretty good for a blind guy.

TUESDAY, OCT. 14 A bunch of smart doctor-types say America is fast-becoming a nation of fat slobs. Four million Americans are “severely obese”—at least 100 pounds overweight. If current trends continue, just five percent of the population will be at normal weight in 2040, with 80 percent of Americans at least 30 pounds overweight. Of course, here on Maui we don’t have to worry about that, what with our $6 plate lunches with two scoops rice, one scoop macaroni salad and huge helpings of breaded Mahi-Mahi and chicken katsu and gallons of gravy poured over hamburger patties with eggs and kalua pig and spareribs and chili with rice and spam-this and spam-that and Portuguese sausage and eggs and rice for breakfast when you’re not having pineapplecoconut French Toast—mmmm… pineap-

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ple-coconut French Toast… Noted press release fan U.S. Congressman Ed Case declares war on the U.S. Treasury. ‘Bout time. Looking at one of his releases right now. Calls it a “scam.”

Damn straight. How long have they been ripping off Mr. and Mrs. Taxpayer? Two centuries now?

But they won’t be gouging us anymore with their… oh wait. Case is actually denouncing the “U.S. Treasury,” which seems to be a telephone scam that tricks people into paying a $1,675 “customs fee” to the Netherlands to get $1.2 million in “lottery winnings.” Yeah, I guess that’s bad… too… but you have to pretty stupid to fall for such an obvious rip-off.

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WEDNESDAY, OCT. 15 Today Governor Linda Lingle held her annual Oahu Country Club seminar for developers who want to get politicians to bend to their will. As usual, she first criticized businessmen and women who waste their time and money “trying to convince people in the Legislature to change their minds.” Then she offered her patented action plan on how to make the wheels of government turn for you.

“What is much more effective in the long term is to put people in office who already agree with you,” she said. “It’s much more direct… once they’re in, you don’t have to go back down there anymore to the Legislature, because you have elected someone who agrees with you.” No word yet on when Governor Lingle might hold a similar class for normal working people.

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among 100 national winners of excellence awards from the Milken Family Foundation. The story goes into good detail on the teachers and their backgrounds and how their teeth sparkle with selfless nobility, but missing from the piece is any mention of the fact that the awards are pretty much meaningless. That’s because the “Milken” in “Milken Family Foundation” is disgraced “Junk Bond King” and convicted felon Michael Milken. Indicted for securities fraud and insider trading in 1989, Milken eventually pled guilty to six lesser charges, paid a record $1.1 billion in fines and spent nearly two years in federal prison. Milken became a cari-

cature of the 1980s, a name synonymous with greed and shallow cynicism. Hilariously, Milken’s official biography at the Foundation website refers to his past life of crime as “revolutionizing the modern capital marketplace.”

It’s understandable why Milken would pretend such naked excess never took place, but what’s the excuse for the Maui News?

FRIDAY, OCT. 17 Official People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) spokeshottie Pamela Anderson rips into Colonel Sanders, who operates four out of his billion Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurants on Maui. “If people knew how KFC treats chickens, they’d never eat another drumstick,” wrote the former Playboy Playmate to priszm brandz, the Colonel’s corporate parent. For some reason, Anderson and PETA don’t go for such standard chicken processing practices as throat cutting, beak slicing, growth hormones and cramped living conditions. “What KFC does to 750 million chickens each year is not civilized or acceptable, and you can help change that,” added the woman who was once briefly engaged to Scott Baio and has professed a lifelong fear of mirrors. “Cruelty is cruelty, and KFC is being cruel in the extreme.”

SATURDAY, OCT. 18 Not now, the World Series is on.

SUNDAY, OCT. 19 Woohoo! I won the lottery! Just got an email today from “the desk of the promotions manager, international” of the “Softwears Promo Lottery International, The Netherlands!” Says I’ve been approved for a “lump sum pay out of US$850.000.00 in cash” and that my “fund” is now “deposited with a Bank in Bahamas” and that now I can participate in the “end of year high stakes US$1.3 billion International Lottery.” I can’t lose! MTW

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‘Minimal Government Oversight’ Kent Smith is the only one who can afford his Pu’unoa project For a shameless developer, Kent Smith is a pretty clever guy. Two years ago he attacked one of his critics just outside the Maui County Council chambers. Smith pled no contest to assault charges and received probation and community service. Now he’s back in the news, trying to ram a residential development down West Maui throats. But this time, instead of trying brute force, he’s being sly and indirect.

Smith did three things to make approval of his 254-home “Pu’unoa Community” project in West Maui a near-slam dunk.

First, he covered it under layers of other corporate names like Kauaula Associates, effectively masking his involvement. Next he got the state officials to steal jurisdiction over the project away from the less sympathetic county government. Third, and most diabolical, he promoted the project as a way of bringing much-needed “affordable housing” to West Maui’s working people, despite the fact that the vast majority of homes will be far too expensive for those living at or below Maui’s $60,000 a year median income.

On Oct. 17, in Lihue on the island of Kauai, Smith won big. That’s when the state Housing and Community Development Corporation (HCDCH) approved Smith’s request to “fast track” his application to build south of Lahaina on land just across Honoapiilani Road from Puamana Beach Park.

Astonishingly, the HCDCH approval means the project is now exempt from all “statues, ordinances, charter provisions and rules of any governmental agency relating to planning, zoning, construction standards, development of land and construction.” State officials call this “minimal governmental oversight.”

By voting to approve the project, the nine-member HCDCH Board completely ignored Maui Mayor Alan Arakawa, planning department director Michael Foley, Councilwoman Joanne Johnson and numerous local residents, all of whom urged rejection or, at the very least, a delay to allow more study.

“Their vote seems very insulting to the county,” said Maui County Councilwoman Joanne Johnson a few hours after the vote.

“It really leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

The state is dictating what the county should do.”

The Maui County Council now has 45 days to vote on the project. They have no authority to modify the proposal. The project will also go forward if the council does nothing.

Smith managed to get his project rammed through the HCDCH by pretending he was building “high-quality afford-

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Where the ”working people” will live able homes” for the “working people of West Maui.” In fact, Smith called his proposed development “the only new affordable project in West Maui in the foreseeable future.”

“Many people who live in West Maui have never had an opportunity like this to own their own home,” was how the Kauaula Associates Pu’unoa project summary put it. “You always hear complaints that the developers are only building for the rich. ‘What about the local people?’ we ask. Pu’unoa is for the local people.”

Kauaula Associates used current market conditions to justify the need for an end-run around the Maui County Council to the HCDCH. “The ‘fast track’ application process is important, too, because interest rates are so low right now that we have to take advantage of the opportunity,” wrote the company in its Pu’unoa project summary. “If this project takes years and years to approve, it may never be built… For many Maui residents, it may be the only chance to own a home in West Maui.”

Maui County Planning Director Michael Foley says otherwise. In two letters to the HCDCH this year, Foley blasted Smith’s project from a variety of directions.

In the June 9 letter, Foley called the project “premature and inappropriate.” In a Sept. 15 letter, He pointed out that of the 254 homes, “only 22 percent [56 homes] would be affordable for families below the median income.”

What’s more, Foley noted it was very likely all the project’s home prices would climb to market levels within just four years of build-out.

Foley further questioned whether the project would interfere with the proposed Lahaina Bypass road and wondered where the inevitable traffic increase would go. Making matters

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worse, Foley pointed out that the project had no provision for the estimated 116 children who would live in the proposed community and attend already overcrowded local schools.

“While we are usually supportive of the provision of new, affordable housing, the development proposed by Kent Smith mauka of Puamana and south of Lahaina is strongly opposed by the County of Maui,” wrote Mayor Alan Arakawa in a July 21 letter to the HCDCH echoing Foley’s concerns. “[P]erhaps it would be more appropriate for your department to suggest that Mr. Smith terminate his proposal.”

Local residents from the Puamana Community Association, which sits next to the proposed Pu’unoa homes, were similarly outraged, especially at the nearly silent way Smith was able to bypass normal county channels.

“Our community is uncomfortable with the fact that no input from the Association concerning the project has been sought,” wrote Puamana Community Association General Manager Richard A. Meaney in an Oct. 8 letter to the HCDCH. Meaney then asked the Board to reject Smith’s plan and urge him to “meet with members of the West Maui Community as well as applicable Maui County agencies to fully inform all impacted individuals what is intended.”

Instead of listening to the residents and officials who will have to live with the project, the HCDCH Board voted to give Smith expedited approval with virtually no concessions. As for what Maui County will do, Councilwoman Johnson said the council’s Housing and Human Services Committee—of which she is a member—will take up Pu’unoa first. But she added that she had “no idea” for how a final vote of the full council might go. MTW

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Our Next “President”

Talking with Democratic candidate Dennis Kucinich Ohio Congressman Dennis Kucinich is the first presidential candidate to visit Maui in a long time. The progressive Democrat arrived late Saturday afternoon, hung out with Willie Nelson at the big Maui Montessori School fundraiser, thrilled a packed crowd at Maui Community College and then passed the hat at the Maui Tropical Plantation in Waikapu. But before he flew back to D.C. Kucinich gave Maui Time an exclusive one-on-one interview.

MTW: I read that you would like to decrease military spending. Would that make the country less safe?

Kucinich: It would make the country safer.

In what way?

Look at the money we’re spending right now on the military. We spend $400 billion a year on the Pentagon. Is America safer? No. Did the bombing of Iraq make us safe? No. It made us less safe. It is the way we spend the money and the intention and policy of this nation that determines whether or not America will be safe.

My policies for the security of the American people involve cooperating with the world community on matters of international security, which will enhance our domestic security. We cannot set ourselves apart from the world community.

Doing that makes it that much more difficult for Americans to be safe. It is only through international cooperation that America can truly be safe. So I will set a path towards that.

As a matter of fact, you have to keep in mind that America spends more than all the other countries of the world put together for the military. What are we afraid of? Why aren’t we addressing our basic concerns that also provide fear in this country? The fear of not having

decent health care, the fear of not having good education, the fear of not having a job. I mean, these are all real fears that relate to peoples’ everyday lives.

So what will you do?

So as president, I will move to cut Pentagon spending by 15 percent, put that money into creating a universal child care program. I will move to eliminate waste in the Pentagon so that the taxpayers‚ dollars are given full credit

of dollars on the development of high tech weapons. Our basic defense will be as strong as ever, if not stronger, under my administration. But I am going to stop the waste of building newer and newer generations of high tech weaponry. That’s going to stop. And I’m not going to ask the American people to keep funding weapon systems that are predicated on World War III. If you get elected, how will you deal with a

AS THE NOMINEE OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY, I WILL ASK THE PEOPLE TO PROVIDE A CONGRESS WHICH WILL PASS UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE, A CONGRESS WHICH WILL MAKE SURE THAT NO AMERICAN WILL EVER AGAIN HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BEING SICK. for their importance without waste. There are $1 trillion in accounts in the Pentagon which have not been reconciled. I’ll eliminate waste in the Pentagon, put the money into education. We’ll protect this country but we’re not going to tell the people of America that they’re going to be protected, while at the same time there is tremendous waste in the military.

Waste in the military is a threat to our nation, it’s not a protection.

In Hawaii the military is a big driver in the economy. Tourism, then the military after that. If one cuts significantly into the military, presumably that will effect Hawaii.

How would the people who work in the military or are connected to the military react?

The reductions that I’m speaking about are in the high tech weaponry, which are capital intensive, not labor intensive. The United States Army has been left to deteriorate while this administration has spent tens of billions

hostile Congress?

It’s not going to happen. What’s going to happen is that when I get the nomination, I will carry in a Congress that will cooperate, the same way that Franklin Delano Roosevelt did in 1932. You appeal to the American people for help in passing legislation for economic reform and ask them to provide a Congress which would enable a new agenda to be brought forward. I will present the same appeal to the American people.

As the nominee of the Democratic party, I will ask the people to provide a Congress which will pass universal health care, a Congress which will make sure that no American will ever again have to worry about being sick. We need to get the profit out of health care and my proposal for single payer, universal health care—Medicare for all, expanded Medicare—will enable all Americans to be covered. We can get Congress

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to approve that if the American people determine that they want Congress to do that.

Given that most incumbents are reelected, it might not happen that you bring in a new Congress. What would happen if you had to deal with the one you have?

I’ll take issue with that because we haven’t had an American president or a nominee of a party fully ready to present a program for broad reform and go to the American people and say “Give me a Congress to make this happen. You want this kind of reform, create a Congress to make it happen.” And I am confident that under those circumstances, the American people will respond.

So I’m not ready to concede for a minute that I wouldn’t have a Congress that would reflect the power of the American people to change the entire agenda. Indeed, my nomination as president would signal that the American people are ready for fundamental change. MTW

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Said a sheriff’s deputy, “I know we take football serious in the South, but that’s crossing the line.”

U.S. CUSTOMS IS ON THE JOB! In August, U.S. Customs confiscated an SUV being used to smuggle Mexican immigrants into the country, but later admitted that their thorough search of it had overlooked a 13-year-old girl hiding inside; she was discovered 42 hours later.

And in July, Adrian Rodriguez was imprisoned (but released by an appeals court a month later) because Mexican authorities found 33 pounds of marijuana that U.S. Customs had failed to find in a vehicle it had just sold to him at auction. That was the third time recently that someone had bought a vehicle from U.S. Customs that contained overlooked marijuana and for which the purchaser spent at least some time in prison (in one case, one year) before things were straightened out.

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hospital released him too soon in 1995, after which he killed his brother’s fiancée. This was not a lawsuit by the victim’s family against the hospital; this was a direct payout to Presland, whose injury was that he was made to suffer temporary prison conditions after his arrest (he was acquitted because of his psychosis), whereas if he had never been released, he would have experienced only psychiatric-hospital conditions.

UPDATE News of the Weird reported in December that Inga Kosak had won the first World Extreme Ironing Championship in Munich in September, based on running a course through several stations (e.g., up in trees, in the middle of streams) and ironing a designated garment. An October Wall Street Journal story shows the “sport” as growing in prominence. South African Anton Van De Venter, 27, broke the high-altitude record in August by ironing his national flag at the 20,000-foot summit of Mount Kilimanjaro, while nude, in freezing temperatures (quote: “I came, I saw, I pressed a crease”), and British diver Ian Mitchell sawed through ice in Wisconsin in March and submitted photos of himself in a wet suit “ironing” (with a Black & Decker Quick ‘n’ Easy) a shirt that was braced against the underside of the ice.

GIVE THEM POINTS FOR “STYLE” A 17-year-old boy, after receiving a free Krispy Kreme doughnut at an Erie, Pa., store promotion, stepped back in line for another but was refused. According to the Erie TimesNews, he returned a few minutes later with a McDonald’s sack over his head and asked for a doughnut but was again refused. Then he fell to the floor and flailed his arms and legs, demanding another free doughnut, and was cited by police for disorderly conduct.

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“Peter Martin again scores!” yelled the announcer from the clubhouse. “I wonder what he had for breakfast. He musta had alfalfa sprouts—borrowed from the horse.”

Later, when another player, Bob Nooney of the Island Biker shop failed to score, the announcer described the shot as missing the goal “by one Volkswagen… A Volkswagen is a small car.”

Nooney missed the next shot as well, this time “by a Toyota.” But Nooney, who’s been around hunter/jumper horses since childhood and has played for the Maui Polo Club for the last eight years, finally scored in the second period.

“The score is about two-two,” said the announcer. “Two for the white, two for the black and two for the middle.”

Polo may be “the world’s oldest extreme sport,” as Nooney likes to call it, but it’s also expensive. You basically can’t play unless you’ve got four ponies, one for each sevenminute chukker or period.

Even one chukker is tough on the ponies. They start off standing, the run, stop, turn around, run some more, get up to a full gallop, turn on a dime, stop, move back and forth amidst a dusty bunch of other ponies and yelling riders swinging mallets, then run again, then stop… all for seven straight minutes. And the ponies had to do all that with one rider dubbed by the announcer as “The Super Portugee Bullet.”

During each break the announcer played canned oldies and Hawaiian tunes. Those not tailgating hung out in the clubhouse, which is just a small open green and white building where the announcer sits. Inside are white plastic chairs and benches for spectators. T-shirts are also sold. Most spec-

As a rule, people don’t generally think of polo, with its galloping ponies and mallets and prim and proper riders wearing those little polo helmets when they think of Maui. But polo is an old island tradition dating back to the late 19th Century.

It’s still played every Sunday at the dusty Kaonoulu Ranch in Olinda. That’s when the Maui Polo Club gathers for a few matches on what would be a really hot field were it not for the trade winds that blow in off the ocean.

“A nice sunny suntan polo game,” was how the announcer put it one recent Sunday, right before playing recorded versions of both the national and Hawaiian anthems to begin the competition.

As the players sat up straight on their ponies midfield and spectators on the sidelines and in the clubhouse stood reverently, a few more cars rolled up to the gate to pay a $5 per adult entry fee before they could enjoy an afternoon of tailgating and polo. Usually, 10 to 20 cars line up on the far side of the field near the scoreboard, but there were only a few on Sunday.

Polo is basically field hockey, but the four players on each team are on horseback and there are no goalies. Everyone rides around, swinging a mallet to hit a small white ball between the goal posts at opposing ends of the field.

Players often shout at their teammates during play: “Come on guys, get in there!” said one particularly spirited female rider. In the first match, the same guy scored the first two goals.

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Horsing around tators came prepared with coolers full of bottled water and beer, as there were no refreshments for sale.

Between periods the ponies trotted in sweating and panting, with the riders in much the same state. First a stable attendant would remove the saddle and blanket. Then the attendant would carefully unwrap the colored tape from the pony’s fetlocks. While this went on, the pony might graze on grass. Then an attendant with a garden hose would come over and spray down the pony.

As for the rider, all he or she could do was go into the corral and fetch a new, already saddled pony.

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the phrase “Bob Nooney is in control” a lot, but his Island Biker team fell behind in the fourth chukker. The score went to four-three, then almost instantly five-three. “We’re off to the races,” yelled the announcer, but then the bell rings ending the period and the match.

“We’ll be back in one Hawaiian minute for the main event,” said the announcer. “The world’s greatest polo players, born and raised on the island of Maui.”

To help pass the time, he then played the song “Tequila.”

The Maui Polo Club will hold its big Polo in the Country Benefit game on Sunday, Oct. 26.

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The sun is shining brightly over sparkling Lahaina Harbor, but Tricia Norton of Connecticut is inside a small air-conditioned studio in the old Planet Hollywood building on Front Street, looking at posters. Specifically, at a small notebook paper-sized yellow reprint showing a bunch of umbrellas.

“I have the original at home,” she said, adding that she paid $950 for it. “We have this massive wall in the house that is 40 feet high.

This kind of artwork is perfect. I really like the big bold colors. The bright yellow is what first appealed to me.”

Norton may be here on her honeymoon, but it’s the poster that has all attention at the moment. She asks one of the gallery attendants if she could see another poster by the same company—much like the one she’s holding, except with silk stockings.

Gallery owner Alan Dickar, 37, says certainly, hunts through some poster rolls, then spreads it out on a table already stacked with other posters. It is a massive sheet, so large it is actually three sheets grafted together. The poster shows three women, all wearing stockings.

Like the umbrella poster hanging on Norton’s massive Connecticut wall, this poster is an advertisement. It is also at least a hundred years old.

All the art on Dickar’s wall is as old. Known as Vintage Posters, the artwork is becoming increasingly popular around the world. In fact,

it’s apparently the only art that has seen increasing sales since the Sept. 11, 2001 terrorist attacks all but gutted American demand for fancy schmancy art.

Dickar doesn’t look like he owns one of the largest vintage poster collections in the world— he looks more like a real estate agent or mortgage broker, but you never know about these things. The 3,000 pieces he owns right now are spread between his two Vintage European Galleries in Lahaina—one on Front St. in the old Planet Hollywood building and the other in Whaler’s Village. His are among the only independently owned galleries in Lahaina.

The posters, which are very colorful and old and often quite large, are held up on metal walls with small magnets. They are all authentic.

In fact, two percent of Dickar’s works bear the tell-tale tax stamp that shows the poster was actually hung on a European wall, then later stolen for someone’s private collection.

“They make great investments, but you get to smile at them,” said Dickar. “I happen to find the ones that actually hung on the wall charming.”

The posters are actually stone lithographs. It was Jules Cheret who perfected the process, which is why art types today consider him the father of poster art. Basically, the lithographer engraves each color on a piece of limestone.

These were replaced with zinc plates in the

1920s, but the stone lithographs seem more colorful. That is perhaps owed to the use of metal-based inks, which we don’t have today.

While posters usually have some sort of restoration, the colors typically stay vibrant because of these inks.

The posters range in size from slightly smaller than a sheet of notebook paper to nearly 10 feet high. The largest in Dickar’s collection is a seven foot by nine foot “coming attractions” poster for the magician “Carter the Great.”

by–Anthony Pignataro Framing them requires special UV plexiglass, to prevent condensation from building up inside the frame.

They typically sell for a few thousand dollars.

Small ones will go for a couple hundred bucks, others much more. The most expensive poster ever was a one-of-a-kind Frankenstein movie poster that sold at auction for $495,000.

Compare that to the most expensive by Henri de Toulouse Lautrec, which was an 1891 poster for the Moulin Rouge that sold for a paltry $300,000.

The posters date back to the 1880s. They are the first example of popular art. Plastered on walls throughout the streets of Europe, they advertised everything from circuses to silk stock-

ings, including products, people, places to travel, operas, events and war propaganda. Some posters warned people about the necessity of buying war bonds; others told when some mesmerist was coming into town.

They were the billboards of the time—the only real commercial advertising in society—but they were made of cheap newsprint and plastered to the walls with wallpaper paste. They were hung in the early morning, but only meant to stay on the wall a week at most. Then hangers came by again and either tore them down or covered them over with another poster.

One of Dickar’s assistants showed me an old photo of a French city at the dawn of the 20th Century. The storefronts have dozens of these posters plastered on their walls, rows of three high, advertising metal polish, trips to Brussels, alcohol and cooking. People would actually stroll through town, just to look at the posters and see what was going on.

The kicker was that the posters were all done by the major artists of the time: Cheret, Alphonse Mucha, even Toulouse-Lautrec.

Gossiped about and followed like modern rock stars, these artists were the most famous men in Europe.

The growing European middle class loved these guys and wanted their original art, but couldn’t afford it. So they went for the next best thing—the posters.

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By the 1890s, poster mania hit Paris. Soon it swept across the continent. At first people began bribing the hangers to save particular posters when it was time to take them down. But then townsfolk just began stealing the posters right off the way, usually early in the day when the morning dew took away some of the paper paste’s stickiness. Many times people would just follow the hangers on their morning runs, then steal the posters before the paste had even dried.

Predictably, printers began hiring guards, who followed the poster hangers as they went about their hanging. Poster lovers were undeterred, and just took to stealing at night.

Theft became so common that printers began printing posters specifically to sell them to collectors. These overruns make up the bulk of Dickar’s collection. Cheret even printed mini posters—a kind of poster-of-the-month club—for collectors.

Overnight, pop art was born.

“I started in New York and I did really well,” said Dickar. “Then I moved to California to get away from the winter and I never went back. I moved out here as an experiment, and liked it even more. I get to choose my spot. The posters work about everywhere.

Dickar got into the business by helping out a friend. Eight years ago, he was working as an economist in New York. A friend, who had gotten into the business by grudgingly trading a computer to a guy who recently inherited a 450 year-old castle for some posters, asked Dickar if he’d like to help flip posters at an antique show.

“I had no idea what it was about, but I tried it,” he said. “I fell in love with posters.”

Today Dickar is a member of the International Vintage Poster Dealers Association (IVPDA). A Lahaina resident, he says he visits Europe two or three times a year to look for new posters.

Just two to three percent of the posters in Dickar’s collection bear the tax stamp that signifies a poster was actually hung on a street sometime in the last century or two. But the overruns made specifically for collectors are far more prized, because they’re more likely to be in excellent to mint condition.

Posters were a good way for artists like Toulouse Lautrec to get their work out. Toulouse Lautrec was the first male in his family not to go into the military, but instead became an artist.

He loved posters because they were democratic. They were art that everyone could obtain— even if “obtain” ended up meaning “steal.”

In fact, most of the artists at the time wanted to get into posters. Posters meant a paycheck while they were still alive.

It’s hard to think of simple advertisements for umbrellas and circuses to be art, but the posters are undeniably beautiful. Leonetto Capiello’s “Maurin Quina”—displaying the green devil that made him famous—is on one level simply an ad for booze containing Quinine, which back in the late 19th Century was a usual additive to alcohol.

But the poster is also a fine example of Art Deco—a style he originated. Capiello would take an image—in this case the green, grinning devil— and put it on a stark background. The devil has nothing to do with Quinine-laced aperitifs, but it doesn’t have to. All that’s important in modern advertising is that the image remains in the viewer’s subconscious mind.

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helped found art nouveau. He’s known for beautiful, extremely detailed images based on German and Japanese influences with two usual additions: botanical imagery and feminine beauty. His posters always seem to have a woman’s flowing hair and curves and a bunch of plants and flowers along the margins.

Interestingly, not all Dickar’s posters date back to pre-World War I Europe. He has one of Andy Warhol’s “Chanel #5” posters, which ended being one of famed artist’s last designs.

“It came out 10 years after his death for respect,” one gallery aide told me. It is unquestionably a Warhol, showing nothing other than a bottle of Chanel #5 perfume. It retails for $450.

Dickar says he finds some pieces at estate sales and swap meets, but not so much. Rarely has he found something at an auction. Instead, he tends to find rare posters in more out of the way places, like walls, old chests and holes in the ground.

Once, he obtained a bunch of posters from a guy who fell into a hole beneath a Belgian barn, only to find stacks of posters buried decades earlier.

“The farmer had lots of rolls stuck in his rafters during the 1930s,” said Dickar. “But then the guy needed space, so he buried maybe 200 to 300 posters in a hole underneath his barn. In 1997 a worker demolishing the barn fell into the hole and found them. Over a hundred of them were in very good condition.”

Dickar’s greatest find ever was in Paris.

Headed back to his hotel with an armload of posters, it started to rain. Dickar ducked into the first doorway he found, which was a high-end antique bookstore. Realizing it was going to pour for a while, he started glancing at some art books. Soon he was talking to the manager, telling him he was interested in posters.

“He said there were some down the street, this way, that way, etc.,” said Dickar. “Of course, he had some too, but they were very old and not worth my time.”

Surprised, Dickar asked the manager to see some of them.

“Oh, you wouldn’t be interested,” Dickar remembers the manager telling him.

“Please humor me,” Dickar says he told him.

The manager shook his head.

Dickar didn’t give up. “It’s not going to stop raining anytime soon,” he said. “I collect posters for a living. I might as well take a look.”

Shaking his head, the manager got up and went to an old chest covered in dust and books. He opened it, revealing what Dickar remembers as “rolls and rolls of opera posters”— perhaps 150 of them.

“The bookstore had obtained them with some original opera scores years before,” said Dickar. “They knew they were collector’s items, so they kept them.”

Dickar says he immediately bought all he could. A year later Dickar returned to the shop and purchased more. He was back in the same shop a year after that and bought the last of the posters. Dickar eventually sold all 150.

“We have people come in here and wander around for two hours, then it’s like a light bulb goes off above them and they get it,” said Dickar. “‘This was hung!’ they say. Pretty soon they’re hooked on every aspect. The posters are addicting. Remember, the work that went into these posters is mind-boggling.” MTW

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Dining at Yummy Korean BBQ Can’t say I’ve spent much time at the mall. I mean, actually purchasing stuff is fun, and the people watching can be great, but I’m not much of a shopper. So needing nourishment upon exiting a movie recently, we made a quick stop at the food court for something new to me: Yummy Korean BBQ. It was new for my buddy Ryan, too, whose wife spoils him with a vegetarian meal almost daily. She doesn’t exactly insist that he stay away from meat, but she does reward him for his good eating intentions.

Shirlay, the cutie behind the counter, could see the confusion in our eyes as we stared at the menu, and offered her suggestions. Between her translation and the pictures on the wall—thank God for the pictures!—we were able to find something to satisfy our needs.

If you break it down, the menu isn’t really that overwhelming. There are soups, combo plates, side orders and specials. If you’re not so hungry but still desire a meal, you can opt for a mini plate,

which is simply an entrée, two veggies and rice.

The typical combo plate consists of an entrée or two, four (yes, four!) sides, and rice.

It takes a lot of food to fulfill a 6’7” Dutchman, so Ryan’s decision was easy: the Yummy Special. That’s Chicken, kal bi ribs and beef accompanied by four side dishes and two fried man doo (dumplings), all served with rice. Yeah, that’s a lot—whole lumberjack camps don’t eat that much—but Ryan made short work of it. Admitting the kim chi was burning a hole in the roof of his mouth he managed to mutter an “ooohhggg” between inhaling bites, which loosely translates as “this is good.” Then again, I was sure that satisfaction would soon become guilt when he went home to explain his meal to his wife.

I know they always tell you that you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover, but I made my decision on what to eat on the name only. I opted for the Man Doo Kook Soo—cool name, huh?—which is essentially a Korean saimin noodle soup with steamed dumplings ($5.50).

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I later learned from Manager/Owner Mike Yun that Koreans like their hard alcohol, and they typically use soup to calm the stomach after a rough night. The Yook Gae Jung (semispicy soup), the Tofu Soup and the Seaweed Soup are three other menu items designed with that purpose in mind.

Wanting more, I had to try the Bi Bim Bap ($5.75), a traditional Korean meal of beef and eggs served over cucumber, cabbage, and daikon. I found this a unique combination—a lot like a Loco Moco but with an Asian flair. It’s flavorful, but not too spicy. Yun explained that this is one of the meals offered on Korean Air flights.

Side dishes are offered by themselves or with a combo plate. These include corn, seaweed, kim chi, been sprouts, pancakes, shoyu sweet potatoes, cabbage, zucchini or a garlic potato salad.

You can create your own combo plates with these sides and your choice of kal bi ribs, BBQ chicken or BBQ beef, or you can select from one of their numbered meals, all under $7. There are even three different curry rice dishes to choose from.

Yummy Korean BBQ has 45 locations in all of Hawaii and has been in the mall here on Maui for almost eight years. “Locals really like the chicken and beef meals because of how much we give you,” said Yun. “All of our food is provided fast, consistent, and authentic.”

Yummy Korean BBQ is located at the foodcourt of Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, and is open daily from 10:30 a.m. to 9 p.m. and Sundays until 6 p.m. MTW

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Open Monday through Saturday. 134 W Kamehameha Ave. 877-3055 Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. Plate lunches, steak plates and amazing chicken katsu. Very casual; sit and eat or get your food to go. Also have a location in Kihei.

425 Koloa St. 871-7782 Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant Excellent service and fair prices with dishes like Kung Pao Chicken, Crispy Gau Gee Mein, Sweet and Sour Pork, and Honey Walnut Prawns. Maui Mall 893-1628 Dunes Restaurant - Adventuresome revisions of local and American breakfast, lunch and dinner favorites. Maui Lani Golf Course.

877–7461 Fiesta Time - Quality Mexican taqueria. Order ala carte or combo specials with the freshest ingredients. 1132C Lower Main. 249-8463 Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar Breakfast, lunch and dinner featuring modestly priced Japanese and Local cuisine. Kahului Shopping Center. 871–6977 Manaña Garage - Latin American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Try the Chicken Tortilla Epozote, vegetarian enchiladas and paella. Cool, quaint bar with margaritas aplenty. 33 Lono St., Ste 150. 873–0220 Maui Coffee Roasters - Ono grinds and freshly roasted coffee in a fun and casual atmosphere makes this the place to ‘take five’.

444 Hana Hwy. 877–CUPS Maui Beach Hotel - Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. Features range from Shabu Shabu (tons of meat) to sushi and Japanese. Call for buffet schedule. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului. 8770051 Mike’s Restaurant - Authentic Chinese cooking and Ono local grinds. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Also offer catering services. 1900 Main St., Wailuku. 244-7888 Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from the Kitchen Sink burritos to quesadillas ala carte. Casual dining, various piñatas available too. 395 Dairy Rd. 877–8707 Ruby’s - Walk down memory lane at this fabulous fifties cafe. Quintessential American dining morning to night. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center.

248-7829 Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. 2119 Vineyard 244-1567 Saigon Cafe - Wailuku’s hidden secret!

Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. 1792 Main 243-9560 Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites including Loco Moco and Shoyu Chicken. 97 Wakea Ave. 877-0121 Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Specialty cakes and desserts, breads and pastries, with sandwiches, salads and soups for lunch. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. Mon-Sat. 1740 Kaahumanu Ave. 243-2243 Tasty Crust - Local style cuisine for breakfast (try their famous hotcakes!), lunch and dinner.

Serving Maui since 1944. 1770 Mill 244-0845 Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - A Hong Kong style Chinese seafood restaurant. They have over 100 menu choices at reasonable prices. Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit down dining. 1088 Lower Main St. 242-4371 Tokyo Tei - Lunch and dinner featuring teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, datsu, saimin and more. 1063 E. Lower Main St. 242-9630 Wei Wei BBQ and Noodle House - Very affordable Chinese cuisine, counter-service, delicious noodle dishes. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku 242-7928 Wow-Wee Cafe - Unique candy bars, ice cream shakes, bagels, coffees, great sandwiches and soups. Also featuring a Hawaiian menu with kava kava and an oxygen bar. 333 Dairy Rd. 871-1414 <www.mauiwowwee.com>

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1945 S. Kihei Rd. 875–0811 Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Affordably priced Mediterranean cuisine. Open for dinner, pupus served until 1 a.m. Live entertainment and dancing 10 p.m. ‘til 1 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., #314. 874-9299 Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks and sandwiches; everything from pizza to sushi. Eat outdoors overlooking the Ma’alaea Fishing Fleet or hang out in the classy atmosphere of the bar. Open for lunch and dinner.

Lower level of Ma’alaea Harbor Village. 244-8844 Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist; extensive wine list. Commanding ocean views from every table. Wailea Diamond Resort. 879–2224 Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffee, espressos, cappucinos, lattes, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. 1881 S. Kihei, #112. 879-4799 Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food.

Plate lunches, steak plates and amazing chicken catsu. Very casual; sit and eat or get your food to go.

Also have a location in Kahului. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., #A107. 875-7782 Dick’s Place - Incredible all-you-can-eat food specials, free pool playing with purchase. Eight pool tables. 2463 S. Kihei Rd. 874–8869 Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar, outdoor kiawe-wood-burning oven, all-day lunches and cucina rustica dinners. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000.

Five Palms Beach Grill - Local produce and fish featured in Pacific Rim cuisine. 2960 S. Kihei Rd. 879–2607 Harry’s Sushi Bar - Japanese cuisine with fresh & delicious sushi, open 5pm to midnight daily. 100 Ike Drive, Wailea 879-7677 Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads, appetizers and “Food for Gringos,” too! Located next to Hapa’s Nightclub. Open 5pm to 2am Mon.-Sat. Lipoa St. 891-MEXI Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900 Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos, including choice of vegetarian, mahi mahi, ono, shrimp, chicken or steak. Impressive salsa bar and the taco salads are da bomb! Also serves beer, margaritas, sangria, mojitos and mai tais. 1280 So. Kihei Rd. 874TACO Joy’s Place - “Smart eating” featuring organic foods which are low fat, low salt and wheat free.

Open Monday through Saturday, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 So. Kihei Rd. 879-9258 Kai Ku Ono - A tapas-style menu, where everything is ala carte, special late night menu and sushi.

Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner with bar and lounge area. 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 875–1007 Kihei Caffe - Affordable breakfast & lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches, huli chicken and fresh fish. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 879-2230 Life’s a Beach - Food and drinks in a fun atmosphere. Best Mex, nachos, burritos, prime rib and grilled mahimahi are just some of the specialties.

1913 S. Kihei Rd. 891–8010 Lobster Cove - Seafood, steak, lobster at its best in a relaxed and casual atmosphere. Open 5pm to midnight daily. 100 Ike Dr. 879–7677 Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. Ask the server for details. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr. 891–8883 LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings and Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more in a fun, upbeat tiki-fied atmosphere with a great bar and huge deck. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 879-9944 Ma`alaea Grill - Reasonably priced fine dining overlooking the harbor from the Maui Ocean Center.

Ma`alaea Harbor Village Shops. 243–2206 Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and Continental cuisine. Open for dinner daily from 5pm.

Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli Street. 244-9028 Marco’s South Side Grill - A lavish and beautiful setting, compliments the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 1445 S. Kihei Rd. 874–4041 Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’Irish food, whiskey and beer. Breakfast is served till 3PM. 100 Kaukahi St. Wailea 874–1131 Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish preparations. Kea Lani Hotel. 879–7224 Pita Paradise - Good food, fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro”, salads or wraps, with outdoor lanai. Kihei Kalama Village Center. 875–7679 Roy’s Kihei Bar & Grill - Mouth-watering Hawaiian fusion entrees in a spacious and upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30 to 10pm. Fine dining, reservations recommended. Piilani Shopping Center, 303 Piikea Ave. 891-1120 Sansei Restaurant - Japanese based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. Award winning cuisine, early bird and late night specials. 1881 S. Kihei Rd. 879–0004 Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic.

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875–7555 Sausage Shack - Sausage sandwiches, even chicken or turkey, killer burgers and healthy vegetarian stuff. Sip a beer or margarita outside on the lanai.

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Spices - Steak, seafood & more! Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd. 891-8860 Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner with daily specials. 1279 S. Kihei Rd. 874-3779 Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Relaxed island luxury in ambience and cuisine, with ocean views and live music. The Shops at Wailea. 875-9983

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Café 808 - Local diner style serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Open daily from 6 a.m. to 8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd. 878-6874 Café Des Amis - Charming cafe with delicious sweet and savory crepes and Mediterranean fare. 42 Baldwin Ave. 579-6323 Café Mambo - International bistro featuring Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 30 Baldwin Ave. 579-8021 Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 2 Baldwin Ave., Paia. 579-8770 Casanova - First class service, first class food. Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao. 572–0220 Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon Hankering for some grub? Charley’s serves it hearty and healthy from breakfast to dinner and beyond. 142 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia. 579–9453.

Colleen’s - 1940’s style city bistro atmosphere serving breakfast, lunch and dinner from 6 a.m. to 9:30 p.m. daily. Haiku Cannery. 575-9211 Cow Country Cafe - Homestyle breakfast and lunch in a decidedly bovine atmosphere. 7 Aewa Pl., Pukalani. 572-2395 Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. Chef Beverly

Gannon’s award-winning menu. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, Hali`imaile. 572–2666 Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking with aloha-filled ambience and local musicians. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. 575-2661 Island Tacos - Taco stand with fresh, made-toorder fish, beef and chicken tacos. Daily, from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere, with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining.

120 Hana Hwy, Pa`ia. 579–8844 Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual atmosphere, simple, affordable menu with fresh ingredients done right! 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. 575-5228 Kitada’s - Saimin for breakfast is a standard. Teri beef, hamburger steak, tofu and hekka all available.

3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. 572–7241 Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Upcountry’s familystyle restaurant with sweeping views of the island.

Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Haleakala Highway. 878-1535 La Provence - French style bistro and patisserie with lanai, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Open Wednesday through Sunday, 8:30 a.m. to 9 p.m.

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Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Sun. thru Thu. - 6 a.m. to midnight Fri. and Sat. 137 Hana Highway, Paia. 579-6009 Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food including breakfast, plate lunch, chow fun and more!

Catering available. 810 Kokomo Rd. 575-9363 Makawao Steak House - Classic and comfortable menu with daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. 572-8711 Mama’s Fish House - Fresh island fish with fresh local ingredients at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau. 579–8448 Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic, fresh and tasty mexican cuisine along with local favorites. 81 Makawao Ave/Pukalani Square 573-2998 Milagros Food Co. - South American cusine with

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Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, shish kebabs, falafels and more!

Ya’Sou! Lahaina Cannery Mall 661-4300 A&J Kitchen, Deli & Bakery - Choose from American, Hawaiian, Korean and Chinese cuisines.

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667–0623 The Bakery - Fresh baked breads and pastries.

Soup and sandwiches available. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina 667-9062 Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Wide variety of tapioca. Lahaina Cannery Mall 661-5566 Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and Japanese sushi. Delivery available, great daily specials. Open late with full bar, pool tables. 505 Front

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St. Lahaina 667-4051 Banyan Tree - “Eclectic Pacific Cuisine with a Hawaiian Twist.” Lodge atmosphere, ocean views.

Ritz Carlton Kapalua. 669–6200 BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly.

Overlooking Front Street, with ocean view. 730 Front St. 661-0700.

Blue Lagoon - Casual dining with local grinds and bar, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf Cinema Center. 661–8141 Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Fine Southern foods, with “Forrest Gump” movie memorabilia and logo wear in a lively, casual atmosphere. 889 Front St. 661–3111 Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner.

Delicious salads and Focaccia sandwiches. 839 Front St. 661–9491 Cafe Sauvage - Gourmet, hearty, satisfying fare in an unpretentious setting. Extensive beer and wine menu, after-dinner cordials, and desserts! 844 Front St. 661–7600 Canoes - Casual yet elegant dining serving a combination of island-inspired contemporary and traditional cuisine.1450 Front St. 661–0937 CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced “comfort foods” such as Reuben sandwiches, pot roast, freshly baked pies, and more! Open daily from 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2580 Kekaa Drive Fairway Shops, Kaanapali 6670968 Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Oceanview dining & Margarita bar serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189 Cool Cat Cafe - ‘50s-style diner with lanai. Delicious burgers and sandwiches, huge salads and classic fountain desserts. Lahaina Wharf Center, 667-0908 David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine dining in the intimate dining room on the ground floor of the Lahaina Inn building. 127 Lahainaluna. 667–5117 Erik’s Seafood & Sushi - Fresh seafood and

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579–9999 Pa`ia Fish Market - By serving fresh local Hawaiian fish daily, they are the hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 100 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia. 579–8030 Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina, with nachos, burritos, ensaladas and more! 1202 Makawao Ave. 572-7808 SandBar & Grill - Casual contemporary island cuisine, featuring pupus, salads, kiawe grill burgers, sandwiches and lobster tacos. Plus, a yummy caramel toffee apple dip! Full bar, happy hour everyday 4-6 p.m. Open daily from 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. 89 Hana Hwy., Paia 579-8742 Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku. 575-5320

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Gazebo Restaurant - Full breakfast and lunch menu, casual atmosphere, beautiful oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapiilani Rd, 669-5621.

Gerard’s - Fine French dining in downtown Lahaina. Rich, flavorful yet light foods await your taste buds. 174 Lahainaluna. 661–8939 Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Maui’s own restaurant brewery, with rotisserie grill, featuring steak, seafood and ambience. Also, late-night menu served until 1:30am! 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy. 669-3474 Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia.

Live music and DJ dancing weekly. Love AllServe All. 900 Front St. 667–7400 Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. Breakfast, lunch and dinner.

505 Front St., Lahaina 661-8810 Honokowai Okazuya & Deli - Gourmet plate lunches, sandwiches and pastas prepared as you order. Take out available. 3600-D Lower Honoapi`ilani Hwy. 665–0512 House of Saimin - Ono homemade Saimin, chicken sticks, and Haupia pie are just some of the local favorites here.Old Lahaina Center. 667–7572 Hula Grill - Barefoot Bar and beachside dining in a 1940s style. Menu is a seafood lover’s delight. Whaler’s Village. 667–6636 i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views, and indoor or outdoor dining. 505 Front St. 661–8422 Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food, eclectic atmosphere, loungey ambience. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd. 667-0787 Jonny’s Burger Joint - Great burgers, as well as Mexican food, salads and fried items, served until midnight, with bar and pool table!

2395 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kaanapali. 661-4500 Kahuna Kabob - Healthy food, low prices!

Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs, will deliver. Lahaina Marketplace. 661–9999 Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib, and their famous Hula Pie, oceanside dining. Live entertainment entertainment. 845 Front St. 661–4811 Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar, featuring teppanyaki cooking and fabulous sushi. Dinner nightly from 5:30-10 p.m., Sushi 5:30-11:30 p.m. 136 DickensonSt., Lahaina 667-5555 Lahaina Coolers - Off the beaten path “surf bistro”. Good food, good quality, late night menu. 80 Dickenson St., Lahaina 661–7082 Lahaina Fish Co. - Chef’s Signature Pacific Rim Specialties prepared with fresh island fish, and seafood, dine on the oceanside lanai. 831 Front St. 661–3472 Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway. 661-4495 Lemongrass - Serving ala carte to the seven course traditional Vietnamese dinner.

Reasonably priced and full of flavor. 930 Waine`e St., Lahaina 667–6888 Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining, freshest ingredients, pasta, seafood and steaks. Dancing

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Vegetarian, too! Honokowai Marketplace. 662–0890 Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Sushi rolls, sashimi, various Japanese appetizers, sandwiches and more.

Maui Marriott, Kaanapali 667–1200 ext. 51 Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. The best lemon caper Mahi Mahi and Okinawan potato tempura ever! Open 10 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. and 4:30 to 9 p.m.

3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai 665-0512 Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion in a casual and lively atmosphere. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana 665-1822 Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront award-winning contemporary Pacific cuisine. Live jazz on weekends.

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Pancho & Lefty’s - Delicious and spicy appetizers, traditional and specialty Mexican food. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina 661–4666 Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s inexpensive Italian bistro with homestyle pasta, pizza and salad. 180 Dickenson St., Suite 113. 661–6633 Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina 661-36362 Pizza Paradiso - Voted “Best Pizza on Maui” since 1998. Award winning pasta dishes, toss-to-order salads, big fat Greek gyros, homemade tiramisu and panna cotta. Dine in or take-out, lunch and dinner. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929; Whalers Village, 667-0333 Plantation House Restaurant - Hawaiian Mediterranean cuisine. Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua. 669-6299 Reilley’s - Known for their choice award winning beef. Gourmet steaks and seafood overlooking the

Ka`anapali Golf Course’s 18th hole. 2290 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 667–7477 Roy’s Nicolina Restaurant - A quiet ambience suffuses this dining experience, enhanced by the Pacific Rim cuisine. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, upstairs. 669–5000 Rusty Harpoon Restaurant and Tavern Quench thirst, satiate hunger and watch sports.

Large parties welcome. Whalers Village. 661–3123 Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA Prime Steak, fine wines. Dinner served nightly. 900 Front St., Lahaina 661-8815 Sansei Seafood Restaurant and Sushi Bar D.K. Kodama has combined the highest quality sushi bar infused with Hawai`i’s cultural flavors. 115 Bay Drive #115., Kapalua. 669–6286 Sea House Restaurant - Looking out over incredible Napili Bay, dining is an amazing experience here under the direction of Chef Michael Gallager. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy. 669–1500 Shakalaka Fish ‘N Chips - Mahi Mahi, Ono, Shrimp and Calamari in a light, crisp batter with homemade tarter sauces. Yum! Lahaina Wharf Cinema Center. 662-4449 Spats Trattoria - Step into old Northern Italy.

Tables are private, the Antipasti serves two. The Hyatt Regency. 667–4727 Sports Club Kahana Grill - Upscale, healthy restaurant inside Sports Club Kahana. Breakfast, lunch & take-out. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd. 669-3539 Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m. to 4 p.m. daily. 693 Front St., Lahaina 661-8558 Swan Court - One of the top ten romantic restaurants in the world, extensive list of contemporary fine wines. Hyatt Regency Maui. 667–4727 Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had it, curry, pad thai, summer rolls and more. Old Lahaina Center.

667–2814 The Terrace Restaurant - Open from 6:30-11 a.m. serving breakfast only. Elegant dining, buffetstyle rotating menu ranging from “Beakfast on the

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The Ultimate Party Band The Rebirth Brass Band visits the Mardi Gras of the Pacific Halloween is nearly here. Soon masks, music and moonlight will light up Lahaina’s streets. Every year the town’s energy level revs up so high it rivals New Orleans’ wild street parties, earning it the nickname “Mardi Gras of the Pacific.”

That’s why it’s fitting that New Orleans’ own Rebirth Brass Band is coming to Maui. This is the ultimate party band arriving just in time to jump-start this year’s Halloween festivities.

Performing on Maui for the first time, this nine-member band has two drummers—snare and bass—and seven brass members including trumpets, trombone, saxophone and the tuba. The band formed in 1983, when brothers Phillip and Keith Frazier were still in high school. Now, on the Rebirth Brass Band’s 20th anniver-

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sary, they’re bringing this unique and infectious music to the rest of the world.

The brass band tradition cropped up in the years following the Civil War. Men dressed in their Sunday best would march alongside funeral processions while playing upbeat rhythms that provided a stark contrast to the understandably sad occasions.

Their popularity and interest grew when they began associating with Social Aid and Pleasure Clubs, which at the time brought music and entertainment to the working class. These street parades and public spectacles eventually became known as Secondline, which are still part of life in New Orleans. With few exceptions, Rebirth is the centerpiece of secondline parades each Sunday through Social Aid and Pleasure Club season, which runs from the end of summer to the beginning of spring.

Audience involvement is one way spontaneous chants and riffs from the latest rap song find their way into Rebirth’s music. This ability to modernize a somewhat obscure and almost obsolete musical tradition is how they gained their reputation as New Orleans’ premiere brass band.

After decades of evolution their music mixes tradition with R&B, Hip-Hop and Rap. Though the traditional brass band music has changed in fairly radical ways, the ultimate goal remains the same: Make people feel good regardless of what’s going on in their lives.

Rebirth owes its success to their chameleon-like talent for playing a wide array of venues. Outside New Orleans city blocks, Rebirth is a popular favorite amongst Tulane and Loyola students, but the festival-goers are what makeup the true powerhouse behind

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Good brass Rebirth’s amazing popularity. They have performed at the New Orleans Jazz and Heritage festival, Bonnaroo and Rockslide, to say nothing of virtually every other major music festival in both U.S and Europe. Often accompanying other bands, Rebirth has shared the stage with the Meters, Grateful Dead and George Clinton and the P-Funk All-stars.

Expect a lot of spontaneous, improvisational, fun and funky music. They can all but guarantee that every show they perform will have its own unique flare. There is so much individual talent in the band, it gushes from their performance—smooth saxophone solos, tight horn arrangements and a pumping tuba bass line.

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This is high-energy music. If you want a preview, check out the band’s website at www.rebirthbrassband.com. There you’ll find songs from nine of their 10 albums including their newest one, Hot Venom, which came out in 2001.

Rebirth Brass Band’s first show is at Mulligan’s in Wailea, Tuesday, Oct. 28 from 8 p.m. to 12 p.m. On Wednesday night, Oct. 29 they play at Compadres in Lahaina from 9 p.m. to 2 a.m. Their last stop is upcountry at Casonova’s in Makawao on Thursday, Oct. 30 from 9 p.m. to 2 a.m. Tickets are $12 in advance or $16 at the door. Advanced ticket purchases can be made at Borders Books or online at www.trxentertainment.com. MTW

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Jury Trial Grisham Novel Wins An Onscreen Verdict The circus sham of the American judicial system is roasted over hot coals in this intriguing film treatment of John Grisham’s 1996 novel about a landmark civil lawsuit against a gun manufacturing company that hires an illicit jury-tampering consulting company (lead by Gene Hackman) to secure a verdict. But ambiguous jury member Nick Eastman (John Cusack) and his resourceful girlfriend Marlee (Rachel Weisz) have similarly effective methods of jury persuasion, and attempt to extort millions from prosecuting attorney Wendell Rohr (Dustin Hoffman) and the duplicitous Rankin Fitch (Hackman) to swing the jury to the highest bidder’s side. Set in New Orleans, Runaway Jury is a satisfying legal thriller that digs beneath Hollywood’s characteristically shallow dramatic surfaces to modern social issues that resonate with compound pith.

The triumph of Runaway Jury lies in its audacious treatment of a corporate interest jury trial as a crucible of contempt and capitalist greed. The underlying theme of the story is that juries, no matter how they’re

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chosen, are subject to innumerable kinds of unseen manipulation from powers in and around the case at hand. It’s in this dicey realm of dishonesty that masters and their unwitting puppets dance to a tune with no basis in harmony or truth.

Gene Hackman’s Rankin Fitch represents an archetype of ruthless Republican-tempered insolence whose only concern lies in the vast amount of money he can garner from manhandling a jury toward his client’s verdict. At the opposite end of the ethical spectrum is attorney Wendall Rohr (Dustin Hoffman).

He’s a rarefied old school New Orleans lawyer of the people who knows that walking into a courtroom with yellow mustard spilled on his

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tie will send a proper message that he’s more concerned with the consequence of justice than he is with his own personal problems.

A restroom confrontation scene, late in the film, between Fitch and Rohr is a textbook example of a perfectly executed illumination of character and thematic mien. Hackman towers over Hoffman, insulting the tenacious attorney’s naïve perception of justice and the power of the rich to trample over whomever and whatever it pleases. It’s Fitch who wins the scene, but Rohr’s voice of virtue imposes a ringing message of eventual consequence that hits at Fitch’s cynical cruelty. Hackman and Hoffman are cut from the same generation of acting wood, and

both started their careers in the mid ‘60s in New York where they roomed together for a short while. The fire that these two standard bearers of American acting breathe into the scene is remarkable for the range of dramatic colors and rhythms conjured.

At the heart of the story is the culpability of a gun manufacturing company that produced an automatic assault rifle used in a law office shooting that killed a young husband and father (played by Rusty Schwimmer). The case threatens to set a legal precedent that will cost gun companies billions of dollars, but the rival parties vying to sway the jury do so with entirely different motivations. Marlee and Nick are the underdog champions of the story because they act beyond the limits of ingrained capitalist thinking while seeming to adhere to its ritual negotiating tactics. Runaway Jury works because it breaks the audience’s expectation of character motivation by keeping hidden the nature of Nick and Marlee’s attempts at extorting money and or justice until the very end of the story.

Director Gary Fleder (Kiss The Girls) does make one error of over sentimentalizing the film’s denouement in the way that he sets up the closing shots and with the amount of time that he allows the camera to linger on its childhood subjects. However, it’s a forgivable footnote to an otherwise thorough and thought provoking movie that transcends the mold of the courtroom drama with terrific ensemble performances. Rated PG-13 123 mins. MTW

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Wednesday, October 29 Masked and Anonymous 5 & 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater

Friday, October 24 Camp 2 & 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater Also Sunday, 5 p.m.

It's impossible not to be exhilarated by the energy and determination that infuses every frame of this "hilarious, rousing musical comedy set at a summer camp where NOBODY plays sports and EVERYBODY worships Broadway" (Newsweek) that is "spiked with some genuine show-stopping 'Fame-like' musical numbers, and was nominated for the Grand Jury Prize at the 2003 Sundance Film Festival. "A big-hearted, exuberant, compassionate film" (Variety) that is the "perfect antidote to a synthetic, overblown movie summer: a blast of exuberant fun that stays rooted in humanity" (Rolling Stone) that just like the surprise smash hit Fame stars a cast of "soon-no-longer-to-beunknown" young performers. PG-13. 114 min. Tickets: $7 w/MFF passport. $10 single.

Sunday, October 26 Dangerous Beauty 2 & 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater Also Friday, 5 p.m.

Set against the lush backdrop of an incredibly picturesque recreated Venice, Italy in the 16th century, a sensually erotic tale of female empowerment tells the true story of courtesan Victoria Franco, whose sexual prowess and dazzling intellect made princes and kings move to her will and caused their wives to attempt to have her spend her life in exile.

"Breathtaking in its sensual pleasure and recreation of the era" (Roger Ebert). Catherine McCormack, Jacqueline Bisset and Rufus Sewell star in the encore presentation of one of the most popular films

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The King of Masks himself, master storyteller, singer/songwriter, poet Bob Dylan stars, along with John Goodman, Jessica Lange, Luke Wilson, Jeff Bridges, Penelope Cruz and Ed Harris among others, in this story, co-written by Dylan and Larry Charles (one of Seinfeld's main writers) and featuring four new Dylan songs written for the film, about a benefit concert and a musician named Jack Fate (Dylan) that is set somewhere, sometime, in an America wracked by an endless and senseless civil war. A thoroughly Dylanesque escapade that will test the most rabid Dylanologist. "A strange and convoluted film that is as rewarding as a Dylan song, and just as perplexing" (Seattle Post). "The star-studded cast... keps this buzzing" (Chicago Reader). PG-13. 112 min. Tickets: $7 w/MFF passport. $10 single.

New This Week BEYOND BORDERS - R - Romantic Drama - A sheltered American socialite (Angelina Jolie) develops a relationship with a renegade doctor (Clive Owen) whose humanitarian efforts in war-torn nations takes them both on a perilous journey.

LOST IN TRANSLATION - R - Drama - A washed-up American TV star (Bill Murray) meets the young wife (Scarlett Johansson) of a workaholic photographer (Giovanni Ribisi) in Tokyo, as they end up hanging out together for the weekend.

SCARY MOVIE 3 - PG13 - Comedy - A spoof film of mostly recent horror and science fiction hits, starring Pamela Anderson, Charlie Sheen, George Carlin, Queen Latifah and many others.

Now Showing FREAKY FRIDAY - (PG) - Comedy - A tomboy teenage girl, Annabel (Lindsay Lohan), and her widowed mother,

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Ellen (Jamie Lee Curtis), who are always arguing with each other, simultaneously wish they could be someone else, they somehow exchange bodies, as they both learn (or in the mother's case, remembers) what it's like to be in the other person's situation.

GOOD BOY - (PG) - Comedy - A twelve-year-old boy gets a special surprise when he discovers that his newly adopted dog can not only talk, but is actually an interplanetary scout from the Dog Star Sirius.

HOUSE OF THE DEAD - (R) - Horror - When a group of friends charter a boat to an island party, they soon discover that an unspeakable evil has been anticipating their arrival. Nightmarish horrors from beyond the grave lurk behind every sound and shadow, each waiting for their chance to pounce on the living and bring them into the swelling legions of the damned. The only place that offers the survivors any hope of sanctuary is the dilapidated, foreboding structure that resides at the very heart of the island... the "House of the Dead."

INTOLERABLE CRUELTY - (R) - Romantic Comedy - A successful divorce attorney (George Clooney) meets his match in a much-divorced woman (Catherine Zeta-Jones).

KILL BILL: VOLUME 1 - (R) - Action/Thriller - After awakening from a four-year coma, a former assassin (Uma Thurman) seeks revenge on her boss, Bill (David Carradine), and his dangerous squadron (Lucy Liu, Daryl Hannah, Vivica A. Fox and Michael Madsen).

MATCHSTICK MEN - (PG13) - Comedy - Phobiaaddled con artist Roy (Nicholas Cage) and his protege Frank (Sam Rockwell) are on the verge of pulling off a lucrative swindle when the unexpected arrival of Roy’s teenage daughter Angela (Alison Lohman) disrupts his carefully-ordered life and jeopardizes his high-risk scam.

MYSTIC RIVER - (R) - Drama - A man seeks revenge in the wake of his daughter’s murder, reuniting him with his childhood friends. Stars Sean Penn, Tim Robbins, Laurence Fishburne, Laura Linney and Kevin Bacon.

OUT OF TIME - (PG13) - Romantic Thriller - A police chief (Denzel Washington) is betrayed by the woman he loves and must resolve the mistakes he made in the line of duty before he runs out of time...

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - Set in the Caribbean Sea in the 17th century, this is the story of a gentleman rogue of a pirate, Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), who teams up with the daughter (Keira Knightley) of a governor (Jonathan Pryce) to stop the evil plan of a ship of dangerous pirates (led by Geoffrey Rush) who are trying to reverse an ancient curse that leaves them stuck between life and death...

RADIO - (PG) - Drama - A story of the relationship between a prominent high school football coach (Ed Harris) in a small South Carolina town and the illiterate, mentally-challenged man nicknamed Radio (Cuba Gooding Jr.) whom he mentors.

RUNAWAY JURY - (PG13) - Drama - A man gets himself on the jury of a controversial court case involving gun manufacturers set in New Orleans. Stars John Cusack, Dustin Hoffman, Rachel Weisz and Jennifer Beals. See Film Critique.

THE RUNDOWN - (PG13) - Action Comedy - When the son of an underworld kingpin disappears while searching for a priceless artifact, an expert is sent in. The two then join forces to fight the evil head of a gold-mining corporation who is after the same treasure. Stars The Rock, Seann William Scott and Christopher Walken.

SCHOOL OF ROCK - (PG13) - Comedy - Jack Black stars as a rock guitarist who takes a job as a 4th grade substitute teacher in order to recruit a nine-year-old prodigy into his band, so that they may win a contest and solve his financial problems.

SECONDHAND LIONS - (PG) - Drama - A timid teen (Haley Joel Osment) is forced to spend a summer with his eccentric and wealthy uncles (Michael Caine and Robert Duvall), who have mysterious and dangerous pasts. Also stars Kyra Sedgwick.

THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE - (R) - Horror - Based on a true story of a former head-skinner at a local slaughterhouse in Travis County, Texas, who goes on a killing spree brandishing a chainsaw and wearing the grotesque flesh masks of his victims.

UNDER THE TUSCAN SUN - (PG13) - Romantic Comedy - An American lawyer (DianeLane) gives up life in the fast lane in order to rebuild her life--and new home-in the countryside of Italy.

UNDERWORLD - (R) - Action/Romance/Horror - Set in the secret nocturnal and supernatural world of vampires and werewolves, a story about a female vampire warrior who develops a romance with a peace-loving human in the midst of two groups that have been at war for centuries. Stars Kate Beckinsale and Scott Speedman.

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MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249–2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee $ Freaky Friday - PG - Th only (12:15, 2:30, 4:45) Good Boy - PG - Th (12:30, 1, 2:45, 3:15, 5, 5:30), 7:20, 7:40, 9:25, 9:40, Fr, M-W (12:30, 12:45, 2:45, 3, 5, 5:15), 7:10, 7:30, 9:15, 9:40, Sa-Su (12:30, 12:45, 2:45, 3), 5, 5:15, 7:10, 7:30, 9:15, 9:40 Kill Bill - R - Th-Fr, M-W (12, 1, 2:30, 4, 5), 7, 7:30, 9:30, 10, Sa-Su (12, 1, 2:30), 4, 5, 7, 7:30, 9:30, 10 Matchstick Men - PG13 - Th only (12:45), 9:30 Pirates of the Caribbean - PG13 - Daily (12:30, 3:30), 7, 9:55 Radio - PG - Fr, M-W (12, 1:15, 2:25, 4:30, 4:50), 7, 7:15, 9:30, 9:45, Sa-Su (12, 1:15, 2:25), 4:30, 4:50, 7, 7:15, 9:30, 9:45 The Rundown - PG13 - Th (12:30, 2:50, 4, 5:10), 7:10, 7:30, 9:45, Fr, M-W (12:30, 2:50, 5:10), 7:30, 9:45, Sa-Su (12:30, 2:50), 5:10, 7:30, 9:45 School of Rock - PG13 - Th (12, 12:15, 2:30, 2:45, 5, 5:15), 7:30, 7:45, 10, 10:15, Fr, M-W (12, 1:15, 2:30, 4:15, 5), 7:15, 7:30, 9:45, 10, Sa-Su (12, 1:15, 2:30), 4:15, 5, 7:15, 7:30, 9:45, 10 Under the Tuscan Sun - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (1, 4), 7:15, 9:50, Sa-Su (1), 4, 7:15, 9:50 Underworld - R - Th (1, 4:45), 7, 7:25, 9:35, 10, Fr, M-W (1:30, 4:30), 7:20, 10, Sa-Su (1:30), 4:30, 7:20, 10

KA`AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka`ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Beyond Borders - R - Fr-W (12:45), 4:30, 7:15, 9:55 House Of The Dead - R - Th only (12:30, 2:45), 5, 7:15, 9:30 Intolerable Cruelty - PG13 - Th (12:45, 3), 5:15, 7:30, 9:50, Fr-W (3:20), 5:30, 7:45 Mystic River - R - Daily (1), 4:05, 7, 9:55 Out Of Time - PG13 - Th only (12:30, 3), 5:15, 7:35, 9:55 Runaway Jury - PG13 - Daily (1:15), 4:45, 7:25, 10 Scary Movie 3 - PG13 - Fr-W (12:30, 1:15, 2:45), 5, 7:15, 9:20, 10 Texas Chainsaw Massacre - R - Daily (1, 3:05), 5:10, 7:20, 9:30

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Intolerable Cruelty - PG13 - Th only (1:45), 5, 8:30 Kill Bill - R - Th only (1:30), 4:45, 8:15 Lost In Translation - R - Fr-Sa (1:30), 4:45, 7:30, 9:45, Su-W (1:30), 4:45, 8:15 Runaway Jury - PG13 - Th (1), 4:15, 7:45, Fr-Sa (1), 4:15, 7, 9:30, Su-W (1), 4:15, 7:45 Scary Movie 3 - PG13 - Fr-Sa (1:45), 5, 7:45, 10, Su-W (1:45), 5, 8:30 School Of Rock - PG13 - Th (1:15), 4:30, 8, Fr-Sa (1:15), 4:30, 7:15, 9:30, Su-W (1:15), 4:30, 8

FRONT STREET THEATERS 900 Front Street, 249–2222 Intolerable Cruelty - PG13 - Th (4:30), 7:15, 9:45, Fr, MW (4:30), 7:30, 9:55, Sa-Su (1:45, 4:30), 7:30, 9:55 Kill Bill - R - Th-Fr, M-W (4), 7, 9:45, Sa-Su (1:30, 4:30), 7:30, 9:45 Radio - PG - Fr, M-W (4), 7, 9:45, Sa-Su (1, 4), 7, 9:45 The Rundown - PG13 - Th only (4:15), 7:15, 10 Texas Chainsaw Massacre - R - Th (4:15), 7:30, 9:55, Fr, M-W (4:15), 7:15, 9:30, Sa-Su (1:15, 4:15), 7:15, 9:30

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front Street, 249–2222 Good Boy - PG - Th only (1:30, 4), 7, 9:15 Runaway Jury - PG13 - Th (1:45, 4:30), 7:30, 10, Fr, MW (1:30, 4:15), 7:15, 9:55, Sa-Su (11, 1:30), 4:15, 7:15, 9:55 Scary Movie 3 - PG13 - Fr, M-W (1:45, 4), 7, 9:15, Sa-Su (11:15, 1:45), 4, 7, 9:15 School Of Rock - PG13 - Th (2, 4:30), 7:15, 9:30, Fr, MW (2, 4:30), 7:30, 9:50, Sa-Su (11:30, 2), 4:30, 7:30, 9:50

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Hot Patootie Saturday through Oct. 31, 7 p.m. at Hapa’s in Kihei “Whatever happened to Saturday night, when you dressed up sharp and you felt alright?”

Dammit, Janet! It’s Maui’s annual Rocky Horror Picture Show featuring Eric and Amy Gilliom, Willie K, Kelly Covington and other local talent. And it’s your chance to don your sweet transvestite-friendliest gear, pull out all your “Time Warp” moves and celebrate the quest for love and the perfect man. Yeah, it’s science fiction. Oh, Brad… Don’t dream it, be it. And be there!

Bring the Boys Home Saturday, 11 a.m. at the Maui Community College quadrangle in Kahului The biggest mistake peace activists ever made was allowing the pro-war Right Wing to say they “support our troops.” How in the world did sending our boys and girls in uniform off to a dangerous, illegal, war of aggression in the Middle East end up as “support?” At least Maui Peace Action gets it, which is why they’re part of a nationwide rally for our troops this weekend. Speakers will include vets and anti-war activists who care about our soldiers’ welfare and safety far more than any of the warmongers and chickenhawks who got us to invade and occupy Iraq in the first place. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

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Take the Hawaiians Bowling, Take them Bowling 10 a.m. to 10 p.m. weekdays, 10 a.m. to midnight weekends at the Maui Bowling Center in Wailuku Ahhh, hanging out at the local bowling alley, slurping an Icee at Lane 3 after lacing up a moldy pair of red and white bowling shoes. Is there any better way to spend a Saturday night? I think not.

Bowling: it’s not just for the blue-hairs anymore.

Who doesn’t get all warm inside listening to a giant black sphere rumble down a lane of hard maple a solid inch thick, then slam into a dozen pins? Who doesn’t feel pride writing down a big “2” on your own scoring machine? Who doesn’t feel nostalgic for the Eisenhower Administration? Bowling: Ask for it by name. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

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Scare Me, Please! check Film Showtimes, p. 21 I can’t believe it—a remake that doesn’t suck. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a “horror” movie that is actually scary. Well, okay, they couldn’t get away with NOT using some hot and sweaty, screaming teen babe from a popular television show as the main victim but she actually has a head attached (uh, most of the time?) to her bare-midriffed, tight tank-topped torso. It’s always cool when a horror movie is inspired by true events and the redneck characters in this film are definitely believable. Sure, the chainsaw wielding killer wearing the flesh masks of his victims is scary enough, but the real terror comes from creepy encounters with the supposed “normal” townsfolk. A good way to get in the mood for a little All Hallow’s Eve action, I think.

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A Recipe Fo’ Sizzle: 3 Parts Mardi Gras, 4 Parts Funk, 9 Parts Brass - 100% Energy!

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DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Mark Morris Dance Group - Thursday. “Sensual, fabulously funky” choreography and music ensemble.

Tickets: $10-40. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 2427469.

Makana - Friday. Traditional Hawaiian slack key guitar blended with folk, rock, jazz and classical music.

Tickets: $25. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW.

TICKETS ON SALE Hawaii’s Best Spooky Tales - Oct. 30. Author Rick

Carroll presents a collection of true, first person stories of mysterious encounters in Hawaii. Tickets: $18. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Sutdio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Ashanti - Oct. 30. Hip-Hop and R&B princess.

Tickets: $39.50. 7 p.m., Blaisdell Arena, Oahu, 1-877750-4400.

Cecilio & Kapono - Nov. 7. One of the most revered contemporary Hawaiian music duos.Tickets: $10-35.

7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Reel Big Fish - Nov. 12. With The Matches. All ages welcome. Tickets: $17.50. 7 p.m., Pipeline Cafe, Oahu, 1-877-750-4400.

EVENTS Blood Bank - Thu-Fri, 8:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m. at the Cameron Center. Accepting blood donations. Call 2692619 for appointment.

House of Horrors - Friday through Oct. 31, at The Wharf Cinema Center in Lahaina. All ages haunted house twilight tours. General Admission: $3. For more info, call 661-8748.

Halloween Volunteers Needed - Accepting applications for crafters, tarot card readers, psychics, fortune tellers, face painters and others for Halloween in Lahaina. Also need help in set-up/break-down and clean-up. For more info, call 667-9175.

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 24

Baby Boomer Group - 4 p.m. For those born approx. 1945-1955: topical discussions, potlucks, networking and more. For more info, call 573-5313.

6th Annual Pumpkin Festival - 5-10 p.m. at 520 W. One St., Kahului. An Emmanuel Lutheran School event. Free admission. For more info, call 873-6334.

Kalama School PTSA's Annual "Fright Night" - 6-8:30 p.m. on the school's Makani Road campus.

Public is invited. There will be a Spook House, Mystery Booths, costume contest, fortune telling and tasty treats. Entry fee: $1 or a canned food item.

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 25

Walk for Orphaned Animals - 7:30 a.m. at Keopuolani Park (corner of Kaahumanu Avenue and Kanaloa Avenue), Kahului. Collect Pledges & Win Prizes: It's easy! Just ask your friends, co-workers, family and neighbors to sponsor you for the Walk for Animals - even if they don't have pets. Collect the pledge money, and turn in your pledge form and donations on the day of the Walk. All donations are taxdeductible. For more info, call Jocelyn at 877-3680.

Annual Autumn Craft Fair - 8 a.m.-12 p.m. on the Wailuku Hongwanji Buddhist church grounds on Vineyard Street. For more info, call 244-9036.

3rd Annual Healthy Hawaii Expo - 10 a.m.-4 p.m. at Lahaina Cannery Mall. This Expo is looking for bodybuilders, dancers, martial artists and fitness teachers to show off. For info, call 669-9091.

2nd Annual Maui Outdoor Circle Rainbow Picnic - 11 a.m.-2 p.m. at Rainbow Park on Baldwin Avenue. Box Lunch, Plant Sale, Free Shave Ice, Fun and Games.

Free Youth Concert - 6:45 p.m. at Grace Bible

“Best Views on Front Street”

Church in Kahului. All ages, three bands. For more info, call 385-0477.

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Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Concert Series - 67:30 p.m. at the Ritz-Carlton Kapalua. George Kahumoku Jr will host this concert series featuring a different Slack Key Guitar Master each week. This week—Dennis Kamakahi. For info, call 669-3858.

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BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria – John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Benny Uyetake, Mon; Maurice Bega, Tue. All sets from 810:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cafe O’Lei - Roscoe Wright and his band, Fri and Sat; contemporary island duo, Tue and Wed. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491.

Cheeseburger in Paradise – Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Mon and Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. and 8-11 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Cool Cat Cafe - Evan Schulman, Thu and Tue, 6:30 p.m.; Optimystics, Fri, 7-10 p.m.; Damien, Mon, 6:30-10 p.m.

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Nino Toscano, Thu and Fri; Kawiko Lum Ho, Sat; Ernest Pua’a, Sun; Brian Haia, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho, Tue; Ernest Pua’a, Wed. All sets from 6:30-9:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Highway, 669-3474.

Hula Grill - Ernest Pua’a and Brian Kaui Haia, Thu; Ernest Pua’a, Kawika Lum Ho and Brian Haia, Fri; Maurice Bega, Da Ukulele Boys, Sat; Kawika Lum Ho, Da Ukulele Boys, Sun; Kawika Lum Ho, Albert Kaina and Brian Kaui Haia, Mon; Jarret Roback, Don Kaulia and Albert Kaina, Tue; Ernest Pua’a, Brian Kaui Haia and Roy Kato, Wed. Live music is from 3-5 p.m. and 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz – Live music with Tracey and Farzad, Wed and Fri, 6:30-9 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787.

Kahana Terrace Restaurant – Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m.

Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399.

Kimo’s – Sam Ahia, Wed thru Sun, 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Leilani’s On The Beach – Crazy Fingers, Thu, 4-6 p.m.; Classic rock with JD & Mario, Fri, 3-6 p.m.; JD & Friends, Sat, 4-6 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m.; Jarret Robak, Wed, 4-6 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building J, Kaanapali, 661-4495.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Damien Awai, Sat, 7 p.m.; Jonah Livin, Sun, 7 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Pancho and Lefty’s Cantina & Restaurante Pianist Rene Alonzo & Friends play light rock, country and blues during happy hour on Thursday from 3-6 p.m. and this Saturday from 8-11 p.m. Mariachi music on Sunday with Pablo, 6-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, in the Wharf Cinema Center, 661-4666.

Pioneer Inn – Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu; Greg DiPiazza (classic rock), Fri; TBA, Sat; Captain Billy Bones (6-7 p.m.), Mon; Ricardo Dioso (classical guitar), Tue; Captain Billy Bones (6-7 p.m.), Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. unless otherwise noted. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Live music (grand piano) 6-9 p.m., Gene Argelle, Mon and Tue; Cody Gillette, Wed; Joel Gold, Thu; Mark Johnson, Fri. 2290 Kaanapali Parkway, Kaanapali, 667-7477.

Sea House Restaurant – Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincaid Basques, Wed, 7:30-9:30 p.m.

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PUREVOLUME PANTERA “THE BEST OF PANTERA: FAR BEYOND THE GREAT SOUTHERN COWBOYS’ VULGAR HITS!” Pantera are the shit! You haven’t lived till you’ve launched off the stage during one of their insane live shows. These guys began hammering out some of the sickest heavy music ever heard in 1990, at a time when alternative and grunge were huge but the metal scene was a bit stagnant. This “Best Of” collection has material spanning the 13 years of mayhem wrought by the “Cowboys From Hell.” The only song that I can think of that’s missing is “Primal Concrete Sledge” but since it’s included on the bonus DVD along with 11 other sick videos and live footage, this package complete with bio/photo booklet is a bargain at twice the price! Who wins a Good Charlotte vs. Philip Anselmo (blindfolded with one arm tied behind his back) street fight? That’s easy, Phil would kick their ass every damn time!!! —Elektra/Rhino Records [SPIKE FUQUA]

PLACEBO “SLEEPING WITH GHOSTS” Quirky, eccentric and dark best describes Placebo’s murky blend of pop, punk and electronica. This is the fourth record from these UKbased musicians and I’ve really liked them since 1998’s Without You I’m Nothing (which featured David Bowie on a track), despite everyone around me telling me it’s crap. In fact, the only band higher on my boy Max’s “They Suck List” is Good Charlotte! So having been driven underground and forced to enjoy Placebo’s outré brand of music here in my car, I can’t help but wonder, do I really like Placebo, or do I just think I do? —Astralwerks Records [SPIKE FUQUA]

VARIOUS ARTISTS “ULTRA-LOUNGE, VOL. 5: WILD COOL & SWINGIN” The old saying "They sure don’t make em’ like they used to" is clichéd but entirely true when it comes to this music. I need this record, man—I mean, I’ve got cassette copies stashed around just in case something happens to the disc! I can’t help but sing along to every single one of these awesome songs. I have endless amounts of respect and admiration for these timeless entertainers, most of whom are no longer with us. If you’re not familiar with this stuff but like great singers, then turn off the damn "American Idol" and get with the program. This crazy collection of finger snappin’ lounge classics from the late ‘50s to early ‘60s includes some of the greatest music ever recorded. Bobby Darin’s "Sunday In New York", Peggy Lee’s smoldering version of "Fever" and the incomparable Louis Prima with Keely Smith (meow!) kickin’ out "That Old Black Magic" are just some of my favorites. I strongly suggest that you add this indispensable disc to your collection, grab some good-lookin’ dames, bust out the martinis and start swingin’ baby, yeah! —Capitol Records 1996 [SPIKE FUQUA]

THOMAS MAPFUMO AND THE BLACKS UNLIMITED “TOI TOI” Thomas Mapfumo is an icon of African music. Hailing from Zimbabwe, he was integral in helping his countrymen achieve independence in the 1970s. His protest actions landed him in jail, got him released and then saw him play with Bob Marley to celebrate Zimbabwe’s independence. Toi Toi, meaning protest, continues the upbeat, danceable, rebel music. Even though he sings in Shona, the melodies, harmonies, deep percussion and rich instrumentation create a trancelike effect on the listener. The high-pitched, ethereal quality of the mbira, a little finger piano, gives the music its distinctive flavor. Since his music is banned in Zimbabwe due to the present corruption of the government which took over from colonial Britain, he lives in exile in Eugene, OR and plays often in the U.S. Toi Toi is a perfect introduction to Zimbabwe’s profound, yet fun, happy music. —Chimurenga Music [JOE GATTO]

THE LATIN PROJECT “NUEVA MÚSICA” Latin music is more popular than ever and its disparate genres are expanding. Nueva Música gives an electronic flare to traditional salsa, merengue and samba rhythms. It is mostly instrumental, in Spanish and a little in Portuguese. This is definitely “new music” that will liven up any party, as it is “muy alegre” and the dance beats are universal to any listener. The DJs, Matt Cooper and Jez Colin, recruited top live performers from the world of Latin music, giving the album an organic feel. “Lei Lo Lei” starts the album off on a high note, incorporating salsa vocals and rhythms with slick club beats. “Sonhando” is deep and swinging with trippy percussion loops and crazy samples. “Universal” represents Brazil and the excellent electronic music coming from there. Listening to Nueva Música makes you feel like you are at some hip hotel bar on South Beach. —Electric Monkey Records [JOE GATTO] MTW

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Napili, 669-1500.

Whale’s Tale Bar & Grill - Eric Pietsch, Thu; Patrick Major, Fri and Tue; Greg diPiazza, Sat; Cryin’ Out Loud, Sun; Eric Pietsch, Mon; Armadillo, Wed. All sets from 6-9 p.m. 672 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4044.

SOUTH MAUI

Capische? – Joyce and Gord, Wed and Thu; Esther Godinez (vocals) Salvador Godinez (piano) and Ed Connors (bass) perform a mix of standards, bossa nova and original music, Fri and Sat, 7-10 p.m. Call ahead for details. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.

KKO Kai Ku Ono – Lono, Thu thru Sat; Kawika, Sun; Howard Ahia, Mon; Kenny Roberts, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 875-1007.

LuLu’s - Patrick Major, Thu, 4-7 p.m. 1945-H S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944.

Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m. Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206.

Marco’s Southside Grill – Mark Johnston (piano), Wed thru Sun; Brian Cuomo (piano), Mon and Tue. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041.

Margarita’s Beach Cantina – Cool Steel, Fri, 5-7 p.m. 101 S. Kihei Rd., 879-5311.

Mulligan’s on the Blue – Celtic Tigers, Thu and Sun, 7-10 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Seawatch Restaurant - Pianist Angela Carr, Fri, 6-9 p.m.; guitarist Luis Diaz, Sat, 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Latin guitar w/ Luis Diaz, Thu, Fri and Wed; guitar and vocals w/ Brado, Sat; Patrick Major, Sun; steel drums and sax w/ Brian Wittman, Mon and Tue. All sets from 6-10 p.m.

The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

CENTRAL MAUI

Mañana Garage – Neto & Friends, Thu and Fri, 6:30 p.m.; Fortunato’s Magic, Fri, 7 p.m.; Neto & Hot Salsa, Sat; Neto Peraza, Tue; Bobby & Tula, Wed, 6:30 p.m.

33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

Ramon’s - Gypsy Pacific, Wed, 7-9 p.m. 2102 Vineyard, Wailuku, 986-8550.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI

Jacque’s - The Tom Cherry Express, Sat, 8 p.m.; Greg DiPiazza & Tato Duo, Mon, 7-10:30 p.m. 120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Livewire Cafe - John Moore Project, Sat, 7-10 p.m.; live jazz, Thu, 7-10 p.m.; acoustic guitar with Molten Soul, Tue, 7-10 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 5796009.

Moana Cafe - Gypsy guitar w/ Bo Shores, Sun, 6-9 p.m.; vintage Hawaiian music, Wed, 6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI

Embassy Vacation Resort – Kaanapali Beach 104 Kaanapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Ed Truthan w/ contemporary classics, Thu; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sat; Ed & Ron, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon; Scott Baird & Friends w/ contemporary music, Tue; Howard Ahia w/ Hawaiian music, Wed. All sets from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

Hyatt Regency Maui 200 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 661-1234 “Tony ‘n Tina’s Wedding” Thu, Sat and Tue, 6:30 p.m. at Spats Trattoria. Torchlighting ceremony at 6:15 nightly followed by live Hawaiian entertainment 6:309:30 nightly in the Weeping Banyan: Sam Fukuhara, Thu, Sun and Mon; Pam Gamboa Peterson, Tue, 5:309:30 p.m.; Larry Gollis, Fri and Sat; Stephanie Anderson, Wed; "Drums of the Pacific" luau by Tihati, 5:30-8 nightly.

Ka’anapali Beach Hotel 2525 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0011 Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 4:30 p.m. in the Kanahele Room; Free nightly hula show and dance music, 6 p.m.; Sunday Champagne Brunch with Hawaiian music

by Polinahe, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

Kapalua Bay Hotel / Kapalua Bay Hotel, A Luxury Collection Resort 1 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669-5656 The Bay Club: Jazz trio, Fri and Sat, 6-9 p.m.; solo pianist Sun thru Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Gardenia Court: contemporary Hawaiian music, Sun, 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; Lehua Lounge: hula performances 5:30-7 and contemporary Hawaiian music 7-8:30 nightly.

Napili Kai Beach Resort 5900 Honoapiilani Highway, Napili, 669-1500 Sea House Restaurant: Kapule Paoa, Sun; Kincaid Basques, Mon, Fri and Sat; Albert Kaina, Wed; Kincaid & Albert, Thu; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m.

Polynesian Dinner Show, Tue, 5:30 p.m.

Ritz-Carlton Kapalua One Ritz-Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Reiko, solo guitar and vocals, beginning at 5:30 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: world fusion duo Ranga Pae, Fri thru Tue, 6:15-9:45 p.m.

Royal Lahaina Resort 2780 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali, 661-3611 "Eddie and Eddie" w/ Eddie Lilikoi and Eddie Sebala, 5-9:30 nightly in the Royal Ocean Terrace.

Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian songs and dances at 5 nightly.

Sheraton Maui Hotel 2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/ hula dancers, 6-8 nightly: Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed; torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly.

The Westin Maui Hotel 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Tropica: Bobby Ingram Trio, Sat, Sun and Wed; JD Band, Tue; Keoki Kahumoku, Mon. All sets 7-9 p.m.; Fortunato’s magic, Thu, Sat and Tue, 6:30-8:30 p.m.

SOUTH MAUI

Four Seasons Resort Wailea 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/ Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:307:30 p.m. w/ hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Tiffany Lee and Josh Mon and Sat, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:30-11:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly.

Grand Wailea Resort Hotel & Spa 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, 5:30-9:30 nightly: Larry Golis, Thu; Brian Mansano, Fri; Ricardo, Sat; Luis Diaz, Sun thru Tue; Mitch Kepa, Wed; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly.

The Fairmont Kea Lani Maui 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100 Jazz entertainment from 6-9 nightly in the Lobby Bar. Wailea Marriott 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922 Hawaiian entertainment w/ hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradyse & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort 3550 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace; Jamie Lawrence, Tue thru Sat; solo guitarist Sun and Mon, 6-9 p.m. Wailea Sunset Luau, Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m.

Maui Prince Hotel 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m. Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 6-8 p.m., Mon thru Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m. and Mon, Wed and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

EAST MAUI

Hotel Hana-Maui Hana, 248-8211 Hawaiian music in Paniolo Lounge, Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.

LECTURES

Intro to Seed Banking - Thu, 7:30 p.m. at the Triangle in Kipahulu. Free talk and slide show presented by Ola Honua Reforestation Project. For more info, call 248-7561.

Island Life 101 - Sat, 9 a.m.-12:30 p.m., Central Maui. A class to help newcomers to Maui connect to the history, culture and community life of their new island home. For more info, call 242-5459.

Free Halloween Facepainting Workshop - Sat, 2-4:30 p.m. at the Lahaina Public Library, 680 Wharf St. For all ages and all supplies will be provided. For info, call 662-3950.

Investing By The Book (For Women) - Mon, 6:307:30 p.m. at 360 Hoohana St. in Kahului. Free seminar.

For more info, call 871-8371.

"Decisions, Decisions—What to Look Into When Purchasing a Computer" - Tue, 6 p.m. at MCC, Kalama Building, Room 206A. Free lecture. For more info, call 573-2880.

Introduction to Feng Shui - Tue, 6-7:30 p.m. at the Old Lahaina Courthouse (next to the Banyan Tree) Meeting Room. Learn the ancient Chinese art of place-

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BOCALINO

Funk, Soul & Disco w/DJ Boomshot, No cover, 10pm

Neto Peraza & Angie Carr, Latin Night, No cover, 10pm

Kilohana, Hawaiian contemporary, No cover, 10pm

CASANOVA

Infinite Beats Grand Opening, $5, 9:30pm

Trance Mutation, $7, 9:45pm

Gomega, $5, 9:45pm

Wed - Ladies’ Night, $5, 9:45pm

Lawai’a, No cover, 10:30pm12:30am

Mon - Lawai’a, No cover, 10:30pm-12:30am

Salsa Night $5, 10pm

Wed - Local Jams, No cover, 10pm

1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

Hot Apple Pie, No cover, 8-11pm

CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT 142 Hana Hwy, Paia - 579-9453

COMPADRES BAR & GRILL Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

COOL CAT CAFÉ

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina - 667-0908

Evan Schulman, No cover, 6:30pm

Mon - Damien Awai, No cover, 6:30-10pm; Tue - Evan Schulman, No cover, 6:30pm; Wed - How Phat, No cover, 6:30pm Open Mic Night, with Jim (Deviltown) & Joe (Volt), 10pm

Rockin’ Sushi Dancing, Bring your own CD’s, No cover, 10pm

ERIK’S SEAFOOD & SUSHI 843 Wainee St., Lahaina - 662-8780

Steinlager presents Top of Groove

Ladies Night, DJ SKinny Guy, $5, 8pm

HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

Mon - Mario Favre & Jennifer Weatherly, Retro rock; Tue - Jay Molina & Gilbert Emata w/Vanessa Rodriguez; Wed - Soul Concepts, R & B; All shows 10pm-1am, No cover!

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HARD ROCK CAFÉ

Rocky Horror Picture Show, 7pm; Flava Zone, 10pm

Rocky Horror Picture Show, 7pm

MON - Rocky Horror Picture Show, 7pm; TUE - Rocky Horror Picture Show, 7pm; Ultra Fab Tuesday, 10pm; WED - Rocky Horror Picture Show, 7pm; Aloha Wednesday, $5, 9pm Mon - Marty Dread, Reggae, $5, 10pm

Nuff Sed, $3, 10pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

Roadhouse Wrecking Crew, No cover, 9pm

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

Mark Burnett, 5-9pm; T-Ray Band, 9p-12am

Wild Rose, No cover, 9pm-12am Mon - Greg DiPiazza & Tato Duo, No cover, 7-10:30pm; Wed - DJ El Gato, Funky global grooves, 8pm

JACQUE’S

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

El Niño, No cover, 5pm

Gina Martinelli Band, N/C, 6pm

Mon - Da Hawaiians, No cover; Tue - Chico & DaKine, No cover; Wed - Da Hawaiians, No cover

John Moore Project, No cover, 10pm

DJ Boomshot, No cover, 10pm

Karaoke, No cover, 10pm

Mon - Karaoke, No cover, 10pm; Tue - Karaoke, No cover, 10pm

Marty Dread, 10pm-midnight

Voodoo Suns, 10pm-midnight

Da Hawaiians, No cover, 10pm Kenny Roberts, No cover, 5-7pm

36 Keala Place, Kihei - 875-7711

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355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

Mike & Dave Carroll, No cover, 9pm-Midnight

Karaoke w/Auntie Toddy Lilikoi, Karaoke w/Auntie Toddy Lilikoi, No cover, 9:30pm No cover, 9:30pm

Mendosa, No cover

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Fine Line, No cover

T-Ray Band, No cover

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Mon - Lake Hosts Open Mic; Tue - DVD Party; Wed - Cryin’ Out Loud

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DA KINECALENDAR ment, thereby increasing health, wealth and prosperity through simple redecorating. Cost: $15. For more info, call 242-1397.

"Taming the Tiger (Managing Anger)" - Tue, 6:30-8 p.m. at the Kaiser Permanente Wailuku Clinic.

Free anger management workshop for adults. For more info, call 270-7308.

POLITICAL

Public Rally in Support of U.S. Troops Under Fire in Iraq - Sat, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. at the Maui Community College quadrangle. Featuring live music

by Gail Swanson, Marty Dread, Lei’ohu Ryder, Steve Grimes, Cheryl Rae, Bobby Parrs and the John Moore Project. For info, call 573-3255.

SPOKEN WORD

Poetry Slam - Thu, 12:30 p.m. at Kahului Public Library and 6:30 p.m. at Wailuku Public Library.

Featuring published poet Eric Paul Shaffer, Teen Poetry Festival emcee Melinda Gohn and two-time Wordstew poetry slam champion Kealoha. For more info, call 873-3097 (Kahului) or 243-5766 (Wailuku).

STAGE

"WIT" - Through Oct. 26, Fri-Sun, at the historic Iao Theater, Wailuku. A "witty" and touching story of a woman's battle with cancer, made more poignant by the recent real-life experience of lead actor Liz JanesBrown (Maui News columnist), a cancer survivor. Call 242-6969 for reservations or info.

"The Rocky Horror Show" - Saturday through Oct. 31, 8 p.m. at Hapa’s in Kihei. Audience must be at least 21 years old. Costumes welcome. Tickets: $25 in advance, $30 at the door. For info, call 244-8060.

ART

Ceramic Artist Scott Chatenever - Thu, 7 p.m. at

Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center, 2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. Free lecture. For info, call 572-6560.

New Art/New Media II - Sat, 9-11 a.m. at Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center, 2841 Baldwin Avenue, Makawao. Free lecture. For more info, call 572-6560.

Lahaina Art Society's Fine Arts Fair - Sat-Sun, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. at Banyan Tree Park. Free admission. For more info, call 661-0111 ext. 1.

John Young Foundation Exhibit - Oct. 23-Nov. 23, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. in the Schaefer International Gallery. One of Hawai‘i’s most beloved and wellknown late-20th century artists, John Young combined Chinese heritage and contemporary Western abstraction to create a unique energetic style and bold compositions with his signature motifs of horses, children and abstract landscapes. For more info, call 242-7469.

Accepting Watercolor Entries - For “Land and Seascapes of Kapalua.” Submit entries by Oct. 30. For more info, call 879-0025.

Barbara D. Miller Retrospective - Through Nov. 25, at the Mayor’s Lounge, 9th Floor of the County Building, Wailuku. Award-winning local artist and teacher. For more info, call 573-0337.

“Art in the Village” - Thu, 6-10 p.m. at Whalers Village in Kaanapali. Artist demonstrations, live Hawaiian and jazz music, hula and Tahitian dance, prizes contributed by each of the galleries and complimentary champagne and pupus. Call 661-4567.

Weekly Gathering of Maui's Top Artists - Thu, 8:30 a.m. on the grounds of Keolahou Hawaiian Church in North Kihei. Call Michael Stark at 879-9337.

Friday Night is Art Night in Lahaina - 7-10 p.m.

Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town for special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action and refreshments, all free and open to the public. Call Theo Morrison at 667-9194.

Vessel Exhibit - Through Nov. 9, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. at Hui No’eau in Makawao. Various artists in a wide range of media create works based on the concept of their own personal interpretation and creative vision of “the vessel.” For more info, call 572-6560.

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New Youth Service Centers - Free drop-in activities and special classes for teens 13-19 years old at Hui Malama Learning Center (Mon-Fri, 2-6 p.m.; Sat, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.) and at Hawaiian Canoe Club in Kahului (Mon-Fri, 2-5 p.m.). For info, call 244-5911, ext. 30.

"Do The Zoo" Days - Sat, 12-2 p.m. at Zoo Maui, 2315 Kekaulike Ave. in Kula. A fun educational handson experience. Non-profit, operated by volunteers.

Squirt the giraffe, and his 100+ friends. $5 per person.

Closed shoes are required. For info, call 878-2189.

Seaside Stories - Sun, 11 a.m. at Borders Books & Music in Kahului. Free program for ages 4-10 featuring stories and crafts with the staff of Pacific Whale Foundation. For information, call 249-8811.

Free Video-Making Classes for Teens - Tue, 3-5 p.m. at Hui Malama Learning Center, 375 Mahalani St., Wailuku. Participants will learn the basics of using video and computer technology to create film projects, and have hands-on experience with cameras, microphones and editing software. For info, call 244-5911.

SPORTS

2003 Maui Martial Arts Expo - Sat & Sun, at War Memorial Gym. There will be an open karate tournament on Saturday and a seminar on Sunday. For info, call 255-8892 or 357-2746.

Hana Canoe Club Requests Donations Fundraising for a new canoe. For info, call 879-0007.

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 24

Free Maui Kenpo Dojo Classes - 6-7 p.m. Free and open to the public. For info, call 665-1463.

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 25

Hawaii State Dressage Society & Maui Horse Center's Regional Team Championship - 9 a.m.-3 p.m., Upcountry. Participants will be competing as teams in individual tests combined with the presentation of quadrilles, pas de deux and freestyle. For more info, call 572-5753 or 250-2534.

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 26

Maui Polo Club Game - 12:30 p.m., one mile above Makawao on Olinda Road. “Polo in the country Playoffs.” Matches start at 1:30 p.m. Adults: $5, kids under 12 free admission. For info, call 877-7744.

XTERRA World Championship - at the Wailea Marriott Resort. A 1.5K ocean swim, 30K mountain bike couse and 11K footrace. Includes the Lifestyle Sports Institute, featuring leading national speakers discussing the business of lifestyle sports. For more info, call 877-751-8880.

MONDAY, OCTOBER 27

Maui Tour Fall Classic - 12 p.m. at Makena North.

Golf tournament includes semi-finals of the new Match Play Championship in addition to the stroke play. For more info, call 875-4653.

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 29

Volleyball Clinics - 2:30-4:30 p.m. at the Eddie Tam Gym in Makawao. For boys and girls in 6th through 8th grades. For info, call 572-8122.

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Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

LONGHI’S 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288 LONGHI’S Shops at Wailea - 877-2036 LULU’S

1945-H S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

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Clay Mortensen & George Tavoularis, 8:30-11:30pm

monday10/27 – wednesday10/29

Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:3011:30pm

Pam Peterson & Rudy Baria, 8:30-11:30pm

Mon - Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:30-11:30pm; Wed - Clay Mortensen & Gilbert Emata, 8:30-11:30pm

Crazy Fingers, $5, 9:30pm N/A, $5, 9:30pm Bobby Ingram, Blues & Jazz, No cover, 8pm

Crunch Pups, No cover, 8pm

Vanessa & The Project, No cover, 8pm

NFL Football

Mon - Live NFL Football, 2-6pm; Wed - Maui “Idol”, Karaoke w/Tyrone, No cover, 8-11pm

DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 8:30pm-close

DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 8:30pm

DJ “Big Daddy” Steve, No cover, 8:30pm-close

Jonah Livin, No cover, 7-10pm

Mon - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 8:30pm-close; Tue - DJ Mackie Mac/Dollar Night, $5, 8:30pm; Wed - Voodoo Suns, No cover, 9:30pm

Bob Jones & Hard Drive, $5, 9pm

Celtic Tigers, No cover, 7pm Merv Oana, No cover, 10pm

Mon - Gypsy Pacific, No cover, 7:30pm; Tue - Rebirth Brass Band, $12 in advance/$16 at door, 8pm; Wed - John Moore Project, No cover, 9pm

Kenny Roberts, No cover, 9pm Murray Thorne, No cover, 9pm Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-Midnight

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Mon- Live Monday Night Football, No cover, 3pm; Wed - Pool Tournament, No cover, 8pm

Kenny Roberts & Friends, No cover, 9pm

Crunch Pups, No cover, 9:30pm

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Wed - Harris Moku & Company, No cover, 9pm

Planet Seed, $2, 9pm

Blues Daddies, No cover, 9pm

DJ Dancing, $10, 9:30pm-2am

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ARIES: This weekend’s new moon launches us into a world of mystery, sexuality and intrigue. You may need to let go of plans to help someone else. Your intuition is on. Be as patient with people that owe you money as you would like them to be with you.

TAURUS: While everyone else is caught up in emotional frenzy you remain calm, cool and collective. You’re more attractive to others.

People are jumping at the bit to make contracts with you or to get in a relationship with you.

Keep your peace.

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Memories are helping you understand the past.

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The new moon has you focused on material gain and sustaining what you have. Keep on growing.

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My favorite femme fatale, Jen, called me last Thursday in the late afternoon. “Come meet me, I’ll be nursing my Bushmill’s ‘til you get here,” she said. So I skipped out of work early to meet her at the Sly Mongoose in Lahaina, our haunt, our home, our curse…

By the time I got there, Jen was in a sarong and sitting at a table with our friends, Vinnie and Jaxon, as they took a break from recording their new Zero Tolerance album. We immediately began reminiscing about the time the four of us took a quick but adventurous jaunt to Oahu—or, as Jen calls it, “YAA-HOO Oahu!”

East Coast hardcore band Hatebreed was playing at the Pipeline Café in Oahu and we were all very excited to see a cool live show. Vinnie sailed his boat over with his dog, Mono, to meet us while Jen, Jaxon and I opted for the interisland flight.

Once there, Jaxon, Jen and I luxuriously sipped our cocktails atop the Marriott in Waikiki while watching Vinnie’s boat sailing near shore. We tried not to gloat too much but it did take him something like 17 hours to get there. Poor guy. “I’ll have another Mai Tai, please,” I said, in my grief for Vinnie.

Later Jen and I headed to the nearest bar, Angles, which happened to be filled with dancing men who were dressed way more fashionably than we were. One guy even grabbed my left tit and I let him. Yeah, it was a gay bar. But they had Bushmill’s and dancing men so we stayed.

Jen and I compared dating histories and truly bonded there, amidst men who wanted nothing to do with us other than to be Jen’s dancing partner and to physically admire my cha-chas.

Sigh. If only that were all it took…

Later on, we all took so much time chillin’ and getting ready for the Hatebreed show that as we arrived, they were doing the whole “Thank you—Goodnight!” rock thing as they were basically playing the last song. We were so bummed we decided to hit the strip clubs as consolation.

Our first stop was Femme Nous. There was a long line to get in, but since Jaxon’s “My Pussy Hurts” t-shirt cracked up the door guy, we breezed on by.

The boys picked out this one dark-haired beauty named “Maile” and told Jen and I to sit closest to the stage. “Strippers like girls,” they said, smiling knowingly. Jaxon slapped down a whole lot of one-dollar bills in front of us and we went to work. Maile was gorgeous and very good at what she did. She had masses of bills pouring out of her G-string— she continuously had to tuck them under her mat so she could continue “dancing.” Jen just slid the dollars in Maile’s shoe.

Maile started doing this crazy rotating leg thing while on her back naked with both her legs up in the air in front of us.

“Wow! Do you do yoga?” Jen and I asked. We also noticed she had this intense purple bruise on her inner thigh. “Ugly, yeah?” she said. It was a bite mark. “Uh-uh! We want one!” we said, in awe and envy.

Jen and I were having so much fun we almost forgot the guys were there, except that Jaxon was sponsoring us, as dollar bills quickly turned into fives and tens. Jen started giving Maile bills with her teeth and I passed them with my breasts. We kept asking if the guys were alright, if they wanted to sit next to the stage instead but they just said, “No, no—keep going!”

After we left the strip bar, the adult toy store next door and some dance club nearby, we attempted to head back to where we were staying. With Jen behind the wheel, racing down an alleyway, we realized that those trees and storefronts we were passing and that cobblestone we were driving on was actually part of an outdoor mall in an industrial park. Yeah, Jen was driving on the sidewalk—there was no road. But she wasn’t drunk, just dangerous. MTW

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