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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR ANOTHER DEVOTED FAN Dude, can you possibly be this stupid? (“Coconut Wireless”, Sept. 11) “Some guy died who once lived here, spare me?” (Referring to Trade Center). I had two cousins in the Trade Center and one on her way to work who saw the plane hit, and one by marriage who was working in the Pentagon. Close enough for you STUPID? Hawaii is a great first strike offensive [sic], ie… Koreas [sic] nukes, and whether you realize it or not, we are all in this together. So many people died and you comment on tourism. Dude, journalism is for grown-ups! Why not publish a comic book or something and leave the commentary for someone with a brain and a soul. PS Put the bong down and GROW UP. PSS [sic] I surf with you at Shark Pit [sic] --Tired of your irresponsibility
Growing Cannabis for ENERGY would create an agriculturally based economy. This would give farmers and the working classes of our society the ability to control our energy and finally share in the wealth of our nation. Using Cannabis for our paper products would save thousands of acres of trees, helping preserve the Earth’s ecosystems. Using biomass for fuel will help restore the Earth’s normal CO2 cycle to a more natural balance, reversing the Greenhouse Effect and stopping acid rain. Re-legalizing Marijuana is NOT just about “getting high.” Re-legalization will help many sick people from suffering and dying, and it will stop innocent lives from being destroyed in prisons. When Marijuana is legal, they will not be able to stop full–scale commercial Hemp production, which will ultimately stop this biocidal [sic] human destruction and save our planet. --Michele Bafan, Kahului
WHALE DONE LIKES THE REEFER Congratulations. This is the most stereotypical a grossly untrue opinion I have had the misfortune to read in a while (“Cheech 4 President?” Aug. 15, 2002). All Cannabis RE-legalization is gaining more momentum around the world, and slowly across our country because A) It is the most valuable and versatile RENEWABLE RESOURCE on our planet, and B) It poses NO danger to individuals or society, and no one in world history has ever died from it. As for your stereotyping pro-legalization supporters to all be like “Spiccoli,” you are WAY out of touch with this issue. Sure, people make jokes regarding RE-legalization because this is such a ridiculous prohibition, and many of us are waiting for the day that we can relax with this natural herb and NOT be considered a criminal. Cannabis produces more biomass for fuel and paper, per acre, than any other crop.
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This is in regards to the sting carried out by the Maui Police and the Liquor Commission on Sept. 11. On this night, they sent underage people into bars, restaurants and liquor stores to purchase alcohol. Being an owner of a bar or restaurant on Maui is a very difficult challenge with immense responsibilities. It’s a seven-day a week, 1418 hour per day job. We provide a big amount of local business, while our rent, expenses and labor can reach over $100,000 per month. Following the liquor laws of the state and county represents five percent of the daily incoming focus and work, while 95 percent is hard work toward being creative and making a consistent business. That night when government officials were harassing our establishments and making us feel like criminals there were serious crimes occurring somewhere else. We realize that these excessive liquor control laws can close our business down at any time. But where is the crime—in our bars and restaurants or with drugs on the streets? We are targeted because the County can easily collect a fine from a restaurant for $10,000 or more, while they can’t get anything from street criminals. -A conscientious restaurant owner
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Classic She was sitting off to the side, kind of between a purple Bucket T and Peggy Sue’s restaurant. Painted gleaming blue with white stripes, with big-ass exhaust pipes that look like they came off a Mack truck, a driver’s side roll bar and a front end that could swallow a man whole, there was no question she was a Shelby Cobra. “Looks new,” said a guy passing by. “It is new,” said the owner, who added that it was built in Boca Rotan, Florida. In fact, it still held Sunshine State plates. Even though the Cobra was one of the estimated 40,000 “authentic” replicas in the U.S. today, there was no question it was a star attraction at Peggy Sue’s annual Classic Car show, held Sunday in Kihei. “Fast and dangerous,” said one guy reminiscing about the Cobra he once drove. “God it was fast, but it was uncomfortable.” “God, that looks fun!” said another guy walking by. “It’s too much fun,” said the smiling owner. “It’s so much fun it should be against the law!” The heat didn’t stop bunches of people from walking slowly in the unforgiving sun among the dozens of cars on display. Chevy’s were real popular—‘55 and ’57 Bel Airs mostly—but there were a few trucks, including a white Chevy Luv up-gunned with a V-8 engine. There were a couple Studebaker Larks—one of which was totally, completely powder blue, including the steering wheel column, carpeting, sun visors, fabric top cover and tissue dispenser. There were a couple Henry J’s, too, including one metallic blue Corsair Deluxe with its classic missile-launcher-like hood ornament. A few owners put funny little stickers or signs on their cars warning folks to keep their distance: “Do not touch this vehicle unless you are in the nude!” “Old cars are like wives & girlfriends. If they don’t belong to you… Please do not touch!”
“Dirty old men need love too.” The bright yellow ’32 Chevy pickup with the wood bed and 350 horsepower engine was cool—and a steal at just $25,000. The big Chevy Biscayne was great, too, as was the white ’64 Cadillac El Dorado. As was the red and white Ford Fairlane Skyline that could retract its hardtop into what was otherwise a giant trunk. Then there was the brown 1979 Ford Ranchero GT with just 2,000 miles on it. Right. “Actually, it’s been in storage since 1980, said owner Pat Quinn, who also runs a couple auto shops in Kahului. “Everything on it except the tires is totally original. I saw it in a magazine ad in California. I paid a lot of money for it, and I hope to get $25,000 for it now.” Quinn also owned the black behemoth next to the Ranchero, a beautifully restored 1941 Lincoln custom sedan. Quinn said the car once sat in a museum and still has its original V-12 engine. Of course, complete auto restoration has its limits on Maui. For instance, Quinn said getting parts chromed is a matter of sending the parts to a shop in California, “waiting until it’s done and then paying the bill.” Then there was Harold Fernandez of Kokomo and his beloved Willy’s Jeep, painted up to look like a U.S. Army headquarters vehicle in World War II. Fernandez showed me the Jeep’s curved frame under the radiator and said that’s how you tell if the Jeep was a Willy’s, as opposed to an AMC or other such version. Fernandez knew a lot about Jeeps because he used to drive one in the National Guard from 1956 to 1968. He wasn’t sure when this one was built, except that it was produced during the War. Painted in classic olive drab, the Jeep even had Fernandez’ old serial number painted on its hood. It was pretty clean and empty inside, though the full stereo with speakers looked a little newer than World War II. But the horribly uncomfortable foam pad seats were easily vintage. “I’ve also got a 1968 Cougar GT 390,” he said. “It’s got the hidden headlights and everything. I hope to have it restored by next year. I Hope.”
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probably moved to a “Big Gulch” to escape detection. Of course, this is only a theory as to why no one can find the creature which has so far left precious little physical evidence of its existence: fur entangled on barbed wire, paw prints and scratch marks (previous reports that the cat had left harassing voicemail messages taunting numerous Olinda residents proved unfounded). In fact, the last sighting was over a week ago, when some guy walking his dog in upper Olinda found the cat, which promptly ran away… As if Maui doesn’t have enough animal problems, now we have The Case of the Tortured Goat. This comes straight from those madcaps at the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA). Now don’t get me wrong—PETA is good people. Hey—Pam Anderson works with PETA, and what’s good for Pam Anderson is good for me. Anyway, apparently PETA doesn’t like it when you torture goats to death. And by torture, they mean force-feed it vinegar, slit the animal’s throat and then “blow torch his or her hair while the animal was alive and fully conscious.” Funny thing is that when a Kihei woman called the Maui PD to complain that her neighbor was torturing a goat to death, the dispatcher said it was part of the islands’ “culture” and not to worry about it.
The fifteen thousandth Miss America Pageant went down this weekend, and our local girl Miss Hawaii Kanoelani Gibson didn’t win. Actually, the 22 year-old Kapolei resident and “furloughed” flight attendant finished “First Runner Up,” but that’s just pageant-speak for “Chief Loser.” Of course she should have won, especially considering what a big dumb idiot the winner Miss Florida turned out to be. Amazingly, losing—or “not winning,” as the kids say it these days—seems to have been Gibson’s plan all along. According to an AP story picked up by today’s Maui News, “Gibson said she was relieved at not winning because of the demands that would have been placed on her.” Brilliant! No, it’s better than brilliant—it’s fiendishly clever! First you quit your job, turn your life completely upside down, expose yourself on television to national humiliation, all the time saying you want to win but secretly plotting to lose, then lose! It can’t fail!… By the way, no one over at the county can find any evidence that the old Kimo Apana mayoral regime ever existed. You know most government agencies and administrations generate, like, a million pieces of paper every day? Not Apana. So far, aides to Alan Arakawa, his successor, haven’t found Document One from the guy—no memos, reports, emails or even computers have been located.
WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 24 There are 245 illegal obstructions along Maui’s 56 miles of coastline. They block views and foul up natural tidal and erosion forces. Most of the structures, say county planning officials, are rock walls and other sea revetments built years before permits were
TUESDAY, SEPT. 23 State wildlife biologists believe the mysterious “Big Cat” terrorizing Olinda
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required. In other words, no one at the county can do anything about them. And the source of all this grand news? Kristin Feindel, a county planning department intern on loan from Oregon State University. She spent her summer pretty much walking all the way around Maui. Party on!
sounds like bloody, cruel torture, it probably is” might actually be true?… A monster 8.1 magnitude earthquake hits the island of Hokkaido, Japan. It’s a huge, horrible quake, sure, but it’s way over… what? What do mean we just got a bulletin from the Pacific Tsunami Warning Center?! Hold on one sec… It’s dated today, 10:27 a.m…. says a “tsunami advisory” is in effect for Hawaii. Well, that’s not so bad, right? No big deal there. Just an advisory—a bureaucratic move, I’m sure… What, there’s another bulletin? This one came in at 11:11 a.m.… Oh. Now it says a “Tsunami Watch” has been issued… “Based on all available data a tsunami may have been generated by this earthquake that could be destructive on coastal areas even far from the epicenter. An investigation is underway to determine if there is a tsunami threat to Hawaii.”… Uh huh. Says any wave would hit around 5 p.m. tonight… They’re not blowing the doomsday siren yet, right? We have Tsunami Watches all the time, right? Don’t 8.1 magnitude earthquakes hit Japan like every week?… Was all set to loot Lahaina Town of its precious, precious whale art when a new bulletin came in at noon: “Based on all available data there is no destructive tsunami threat to the state of Hawaii. Therefore the tsunami watch for Hawaii is cancelled.” What a rip! I was all set to drive up Lahainaluna Road with my loot and watch the town get wiped out! First there was that Hurricane Jimena fake-out a few weeks ago, and now this. Stupid fake catastrophes.
FRIDAY, SEPT. 26 At least Pam Anderson never let me down.
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Maui Five-O officials now say the coppers should never have so casually dismissed a Kihei woman’s complaint about her neighbor allegedly torturing a goat to death and, in fact, should have began an animal cruelty investigation. Really? You mean the old saying “If it
Mayor Arakawa declares Oct. 2 to be “World Farm Animals Day,” warning that “animals raised for food should be accorded humane and sanitary treatment.” Oh God, why wasn’t it last week? That poor, poor goat could have been saved… MTW
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Joanne D’Patricia takes on the Maui Police
These boots were made for walkin’ Joanne D’Patricia doesn’t like littering. And she doesn’t care who does it. On the night of Sept. 13, the 44-year-old Lahaina resident alleges, one of Maui’s finest “assaulted” her after she scolded him in public for dropping a lit cigarette on the street. Though later detained, D’Patricia wasn’t arrested. She now demands that the department investigate the officer’s alleged actions. In fact, the night of the incident she hand wrote a six-page police report detailing her actions and those of Maui PD Sergeant Max Kincaide. She later sent the letter, headlined “ASSAULT, STRANGULIZATION and INJURY of INNOCENT WOMAN,” to every newspaper on the island—including Maui Time—as well as Governor Linda Lingle and state Attorney General Mark Bennett. “There is an ongoing investigation,” said a Maui Police spokesman who refused to comment on the specific allegations or allow an interview with Kincaide. “This has not been thrown into the wind. Whenever anyone makes a complaint against a police officer there’s going to be an investigation. Period.” D’Patricia’s incident report veers from the mundane to the hysterical. At not quite 8 p.m. on Sept. 13, D’Patricia says she was walking down Dickenson Street on her way to A Taste of Lahaina when she saw Kincaide drop a lit cigarette on the street. That’s when D’Patricia did what any normal, smart citizen would do—she charged up to the cop and started giving him lip. “I picked his still burning cigarette up off the middle of the street and handed it to him
through his car window,” she wrote in her police report. “I asked, ‘please do not litter; please do not toss lit cigarettes out your window; please be a decent example and above reproach to our community and the children that watch you do this.’ He got verbally angry at me.” That’s when D’Patricia alleges Kincaide “ASSAULTED and STRANGLED” her. “He grabbed both my arms violently and physically to ‘contain’ me,” she wrote. “I yelled ‘let go of me, let go of me—I have done nothing wrong!’ I managed to break free of him and continued West up Dickenson Street. A woman in front of Kobe’s restaurant had witnessed and said, ‘Good on you girl—for calling the cop on his BS.’ We are tired of this nonsense in Lahaina!!” D’Patricia says she ran into Lahaina Coolers, yelling “Call 911 NOW!” She says Kincaide then “followed me into the restaurant, physically grabbed me around the waist, hoisting my shirt up, exposing my breasts indecently in public, in front of [approximately] 50 people! I yelled again, ‘Let me go, let me go, you are exposing my breasts, I have done nothing wrong.’ I bit his left lower arm—I was upset.” D’Patricia said Kincaide “carried” her out of Lahaina Coolers, “STRANGLING MY THROAT with his right hand, in full public view.” She wrote that the attack left her with a stiff neck, two cuts on her neck, difficulty in swallowing, a “massive headache,” sore arms, a sore left leg, cuts on her right arm and sore breasts. She said she has no health insurance. According to D’Patricia, this alleged attack couldn’t have come at a worse time. “I have currently been healing from a comainduced rape drug crime [in] May 2001,” wrote D’Patricia. “Where I was strangled, raped and beaten almost to death by a sadistic sociopath and his seven timeshare/activity salesmen buddies. There was no justice. My Post Traumatic Stress kicked in BIG TIME—especially with the RE-Strangling of my neck, which has already been compromised, and in very sensitive condition to be easily snapped! I rarely, if ever, go out of my home, since May 2001, especially in the evening. Last night was a courageous attempt for me to open up my life again to the outside world. I was looking forward to life—not another attempted murder of my personal self.” D’Patricia then outlined 25 “charges” against the officer, including “attempted strangling—my number one upset in all this madness and nonsense,” assault, injury, “putting my body, spirit, heart, soul and mind at risk—traumatization [sic],” “indecently exposing my breasts in public,” littering, “placing ocean life in danger,” “contempt, disrespect and obvious hatred and anger of women” and “lack of self control in dealing effectively with the public.” She also demanded he undergo a drug test “for possible use of methamphetamines or other drugs.” MTW
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NEWSOFTHEWEIRD LEAD STORY A man, so far unidentified, created a frenzy in London in September when he began offering a free call-in service in which he (dressed in a full "superhero" costume of colorful tights, cape and mask), armed with a metal-cutting circular saw, would dispatch himself to help motorists whose cars had been immobilized by unpopular, police-installed wheel clamps (called in many American cities the "Denver boot"). "Angle Grinder Man," with a Web site and hotline number, said he had freed 12 cars so far and doesn't mind breaking the law because it's a "public service." "And I like wearing the costume."
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when a huge whale releases flatulence. Said researcher Nick Gales, "We got away from the bow of the ship very quickly. (I)t does stink."
LEADING ECONOMIC INDICATORS The New York Post reported in August that some corporate meeting planners in New York and Los Angeles are scheduling upscale gourmet buffets in which the food (sushi is the favorite) is served on the body of a young nude or semi-nude woman who lies on the buffet table for up to three hours. Raw Catering (New York) and Global Cuisine (both cities) charge up to $700 per guest.
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Matthew Long was acquitted of assaulting his girlfriend, Vicki Smith, in Cincinnati in September. Smith (250 pounds) had accused Long (116 pounds, one leg) of choking her with their dog's leash (although before the leash could be introduced as evidence, the dog reportedly ate it). Long testified that what really happened was that he grabbed Smith in a desperate attempt to prevent her from walking out, clinging to her as she dragged him through the house. ("Love does that," Long added.) When Smith admitted that she could throw Long around "like a rag doll," the judge found him not guilty. Both Smith and Long are married to other people.
At least nine child-care centers in Melbourne, Australia, have banned all stories about crime-fighting superheroes, lest it encourage aggressiveness (August). A primary school in Birmingham, England, banned parents from its annual sports day so that the kids who did not win contests and races would not feel so bad (May). The British Health and Safety Executive decided that a European Union standard for multi-story buildings should also apply to mountain climbers, thus requiring ice and snow warnings posted on mountainsides and the use of an additional safety rope for all climbers (August). An Irish government minister encouraged churches to investigate whether burning incense during services might violate the law on secondary smoke (August).
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In August, scientists from the Australian Antarctic Division, traveling by boat on a research mission to attach satellite-tracking devices to whales to study their habitats, managed to capture what they believe is a historical first photo: the water pattern that results from the bubble
President Lucio Gutierrez of Ecuador commenced a campaign to rid the nation of its notorious indifference to punctuality, starting with an interview over Teleamazonas TV, but he showed up late. A 42-year-old salesman for Tires Plus in Athens, Ga., was charged with offering a female customer four tires for sex.
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“One of the Striped-Legged Crew” Julie Gilbert hangs at the Red Bull King of the Air Julie Gilbert is pretty much your typical world champion kiteboarder and Maui resident. Typical, except for the small facts that she learned how to windsurf in Meridian, Idaho and currently has no ACL tendon in her right knee. Already the women’s world hang time champion, Gilbert will have a chance this week to break her own record at the annual Red Bull King of the Air competition— the preeminent kiteboarding event in the world. Qualifying begins this Monday, Oct. 6, at Kanaha Beach. Official heats will take place at Ho’okipa Beach. Gilbert, a 32-year-old Pukalani resident whose husband Chris will also be competing, has been looking forward to the King of the Air since, well, last year. “It is hands down my favorite contest,” she said. “Just being able to ride at Ho’okipa with just a few others in the water is great. And they’re all my friends.” Gilbert currently holds the women’s world hang time record of 6.48 seconds— achieved at last year’s King of the Air. She calls it “a defining moment” of her life. “When you say the time it doesn’t sound like a lot,” said Gilbert. “But when you count it out—one-one thousand, two-one thousand—you realize it’s a long time.” Gilbert described the experience of flying through the air on a kiteboard this way: “You’re riding along and it’s like listening to heavy metal music,” she said. “Then you release and start to go up into the air, and it’s very quiet and peaceful.
You feel like a little bird. Last year I got double lift—as if an elevator went up, stopped, then shot me up again. “I was really grinning when it happened. I could hear the crowd just explode when I went up. Then I had to land. You can’t just crash into the water. And then it’s like the heavy metal music starts again.” Gilbert—known as Julie Prochaska until last year when she married Chris Gilbert—was born in land-locked Meridian, Idaho, a small town just outside Boise. “I’m not living your normal life plan for an Idaho girl,” she said. “Surfing in Idaho is pretty much unknown. But people do windsurf on a mud flat there. I learned how to windsurf on a little pond in front of a restaurant called Red Robin. In late 1998, Prochaska moved to Maui. Wanting only to stay the winter, she got a job at Hi Tech Surf Sports in Kahului. That’s where she met kiteboarder Chris Gilbert. Soon after they started dating. I came to Maui to do windsurf racing,” she said. “I had a hard time. There were only a couple women’s races on the World Cup. So I thought I’d learn to wave sail. I started getting into it. Then I got sidetracked by kiteboarding. I don’t think I ever wave sailed again.” After a brief trip to Hood River, Oregon for some windsurfing, Prochaska suddenly decided that she wanted to be back on Maui. By March, 1999, Prochaska was living with Gilbert and taking on kiteboarding “full on.” “Back then people were always stopping you on the beach, asking what it was and how it worked,” she said. “It was still really just a few
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Gilbert in the water... guys then. It’s come a long way in four years.” By 2001, Prochaska set the woman’s hang time record at King of the Air. The next year, she married Gilbert and broke her old record. Remarkably, she did all that with a torn ACL. “I injured my right ACL three years ago,” Said Gilbert. “I was on a photo shoot and I came down stiff legged. I was wearing wake boarding bindings at the time. So I came down and twisted my right knee. Then I went bicycle riding for 30 minutes. I said to myself that my knee kinda hurt, but I didn’t do anything about it.” Gilbert went to the doctor, but she said he misdiagnosed her trouble and told her not to worry. For the next two years, she kiteboarded her way to championship after championship, all with a torn ACL. “Then last year I had a freak little jump where I ripped the scar tissue and got a bone bruise,” she said. “I got an MRI and this time the doctor said I had no ACL. The doctor said that if I have surgery it would take me out of competition. Eventually I’ll have the surgery. But it doesn’t
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Steely Dan released the better part of their catalog before my time, but I still dug on their distinctive music while I was in high school, listening to hardcore. So in the summer of 2000, when I was back in Ohio and heard Steely Dan was playing in Cleveland, I reunited with my college buddies and went to Blossom Music Center to see how they sounded live. The crowd was an eclectic mix. There were guys stuck in the seventies, suburban couples and people recently turned on to the band by its new album Two Against Nature—all together, three generations of fans. The sound quality of their records is always stellar and in concert they improved on it even further, improvising a lot while utilizing great back-up singers and a tight band. Some old stand-bys got a nice reworking: “Night by Night,” “Daddy Don’t Live in that New York City,” “Monkey in Your Soul” and the remarkable encore of “Dirty Work”—one of my all time favorites–with the back-up singers giving it a new personality. The old hits were great; they brought out some excellent new tunes from their deep creative reservoir. “Cousin Dupree,” “Gaslighting Abbie,” “West of Hollywood” and “Jack of Speed” really got the people worked up. Now with another new album to draw from, this year’s tour is already getting outstanding reviews. I know I’m excited to see them here– outside, with a spectacular view of Iao Valley and a tropical breeze. Way better than Cleveland. Steely Dan songs are a lot like Maui. They are inhabited by quirky characters and describe colorful people and places with indefinable names. Maybe that’s why Walter Becker, the guitarist and bassist, moved here after the group’s 1981 breakup. Obscure lyrics, inside jokes and sophisticated storytelling characterize their work. Many fans have spent much time trying to decipher the words, trying to find meaning in the abstract or make connections to explain just what the guys are talking about. Just what is Pretzel Logic? How do Haitians get divorced? Was Kid Charlemagne a real San Francisco cocaine dealer? What does drinking Black Cow do to you? Many people wonder about the band’s name, which is not a reference to some guy named Steely Dan. In fact, the name refers to a dildo in William Burrough’s Naked Lunch. With references like that, you can’t expect the ordinary from group members Walter Becker and Donald Fagen. Steely Dan was never an easily categorized band even in the 1970s when they enjoyed commercial success. Their music is rock based on jazz with a good dose of pop and soul, and definitely just something all their own. They usually hide their weirdness in beautiful, complex arrangements. Often, a beautiful melody or catchy, funky chorus will mask a dark theme. This is especially true on Black Friday. But it’s usually better to just sit back and fantasize about the vivid, imaginary worlds conjured by a Steely Dan tune can put you in and not over analyze it. “Well, I think it’s kind of defeating for us to just give any explanation of the songs, because I think part of what makes them interesting is associations that they spring in the listener’s mind,” said Fagen, the singer and keyboard
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player, in a recent interview on the program One Hour Sale. “But, you know, we certainly have something in mind when we write them that’s, you know, maybe specific. Although sometimes I’m not sure if we even get down to the real details. You know, they’re songs. We’re not writing a novel or a film, so we don’t have to know everything about a character and we don’t have to know everything about the situation the character’s in. But we have a general idea. But I think that the listeners, generally speaking, even if they get something else from the song than what we intended, it’s usually pretty close, especially as to the feeling of it.” Steely Dan was very successful throughout the 1970s despite their eccentric style and confounding lyrics. In their first incarnation (1972-1980) they created seven unique and sophisticated albums. But in 1974 they gave up touring after a series of disastrous concerts and concentrated on songwriting and recording – creating their most inspired works. Following the release of Gaucho in 1980, Fagen and Becker felt spent both musically and personally. Believing they reached their high point with Aja, they recorded Gaucho under pressure from record label disputes. By 1981, they called the whole thing off. Walter Becker moved to Hawaii and Donald Fagen headed back to his hometown of New York. Their music became a staple of classic rock radio, even though it is much more advanced than say Bachman Turner Overdrive. In the 1980s and ‘90s, the comprehensive box set Citizen Steely Dan came out that included all of their albums. Fagen also made two excellent solo records—The Nightfly and Kamakiriad—and Becker produced jazz albums. For Kamakiriad, Fagen even employed Becker to be his producer. The two began working together on and off at Becker’s studio in Maui and various studios in New York City. In the late summer of 1993, Fagen and
Becker resurrected the Steely Dan name for their first tour in 19 years. They put together an all-star band dubbed the Steely Dan Orchestra and did a small tour, earning rave reviews. This inspired them to do a full-on tour. In 1994 they took their hits around North America, reeling in the years, improving on the old and promoting their solo projects. Following this series, the band went through two years’ worth of live tapes to come up with some material for a live album–Alive in America–Steely Dan’s first. After two decades of not playing live together, they set out to make up for lost time. The group went on the road again in the summer of 1996, this time hitting both the U.S. and Europe. New renditions of their classics, previews of new songs and exciting improvisation characterized these tours.
By Joe Gatto Following the 1996 tour, Fagen and Becker dove right into the songwriting process for a new Steely Dan album. They collected a crack team of session musicians to create Two Against Nature, which was released on Feb. 29, 2000. It immediately shot to number six on the albums chart, ending talk that they were just another classic rock group like the Eagles—out of creative juices and charging high prices for concert tickets. By the summer of 2000, they were really going strong. The group played North America, Japan, and Europe with some older tunes getting a fresh update. Then in December of that year, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame finally inducted them. A couple months later Steely Dan won four Grammy awards for Two Against Nature–including Album of the Year. Instead of resting on their laurels, Fagen and Becker kept the momentum going and recorded their most recent album Everything Must Go in one year. “Everything Must Go was an attempt
to pick up where we left off without taking an inordinate amount of time,” said Fagen. The smooth recording process had much to do with employing a solid backing band, many of whom had played on the tours. Having a group who could do whatever Fagen and Becker could dream up allowed them to set a high standard. It also gave the album a live feel. “We went for live tracking this time and got great, in-the-pocket tracks,” said Becker. “We did a few things differently – including tracking and mixing in analog instead of digital,” said Elliot Scheiner, the album’s engineer. “That contributed to giving this album a really rich and satisfying sound.” The virtuosity comes through on Everything Must Go, which was recorded a little bit in Hawaii, but mostly in New York, and came out in June to rave reviews. One of the album’s standout tracks is “Blues Beach.” On the program One Hour Sale, Becker and Fagen were asked about this tune and gave some interesting commentary: Interviewer Jody Denberg: “There’s a phrase I’ve heard used for someone who’s unemployed. They say that person is ‘on the beach.’ And the song, ‘Blues Beach,’ on Everything Must Go speaks of the early resigned. During the 20 years that Donald Fagen and Walter Becker didn’t record together as Steely Dan, did either of you think that your band was eternally kaput?” Fagen: “Well, our band, I guess, actually was on the beach, as you say, as of about 1974, our steady band. After that, we started using a group of players, both in New York and Los Angeles that we tried to adapt to their various styles. But I don’t think we were on the beach, really. Walter was literally on the beach for part of that in Hawaii.” Steely Dan has been touring all summer in support of Everything Must Go. The tour will end in Hawaii: at the Maui Arts and Culture Center (MACC) on October 10 and in Oahu the next day. “I don’t think we were ever interested in really reproducing recordings,” said Fagen. “I think… when we listened to the old records, we noticed that some of the arrangements were actually quite good and quite complete and worked well on stage. Things that we could expand for the stage or things that – things that were hits that were kind of boring to play after a while, we’d try to change the arrangement once in a while to try to kick ‘em up a little bit. And maybe if we have a soloist who’s working with us who we think might fit in really good on a certain song we can expand the arrangement to include some improvisation, etc.” Musicians like Fagen and Becker show artists can hold onto their artistic integrity, be entertaining, please critics and fans, and still make money. On October 10 Steely Dan will share, for the first time on Maui, its unique quirkiness, far out songs and stories and captivating musical idiosyncrasies. Perhaps Becker will reveal just how much living on Maui has inspired him and where our own quirky paradise fits into Steely Dan’s fantastical universe of wild characters and strange places. Steely Dan will perform at the MACC, Friday, Oct. 10., 7 p.m. $51-76. For more information, call 242-7469. MTW
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Crème brulee—c’est magnifique! When a new French restaurant and patisserie opened next door to Kula Ace Hardware, it immediately piqued my interest. I have to admit it, as politically incorrect as it may be during these tenuous times, I am a major Francophile. I love France! I even like Parisians. To think I’d have access to real croissants and baguettes just made me giddy! I hotfooted it to La Provençe tout de suite. On my first visit, I enjoyed a perfect croissant and cafe au lait on the sunny patio surrounded by geraniums and morning glories. Maui couldn’t be further from the rolling lavender fields of Provençe, but the atmosphere reminded me of golden mornings in Aix when I had nothing to do but sit and write and suck up the scenery. The light-as-air pastries are a major morning draw at La Provençe. For breakfast, the mango scone is a must—very moist, unlike many scones I’ve encountered. Savory and sweet crepes are offered at lunchtime. You may opt for a traditional ham and cheese or more inventive vegetable and chevre. If you’re feeling sinful, there’s the Gran Marnier or raspberries and cream. The bread at La Provençe is magnifique; a friend of mine can’t get enough of the chicken and brie sandwich. If you’re into eggs benedict, try La Provençal on Sundays. You may want to linger all day, gazing up at Haleakala and nursing a latte. In the evenings, La Provençe transforms into an elegant outdoor bistro. A Parisianstyle street lamp casts a golden glow over the umbrellas and candlelit tables. French music wafts from hidden speakers. It’s very languid and Provençal. Were the seats filled with smoking, frantically gesticulating patrons instead of chuckling, upperclass haoles in expensive aloha wear, I would have been totally transported. Oh well, you can’t ask for everything. Bring your own
wine or beer—there is a $5 corkage fee—and settle in for a nearly authentic experience. For starters, my husband tried the baked brie and gorgonzola in an impossibly flaky puff pastry. If you’re up for something rich, this one is “oh mon dieu” good. My vegetable and béchamel crepe was accompanied by an artfully presented sun-dried tomato and mango puree. We could have stopped there. These are not puny pupus. But we were happy when our attentive server brought out the rack of lamb and duck confit. Both dishes were tender and exceptionally savory, accompanied by delicate potatoes au gratin and julienne veggies. Pasta with pesto and lamb sausage and a chicken with mushroom cream sauce were also on the menu. On this particular night, we noticed there was no fish available. Chef and Proprietor Thierry J. Michelier explained that he features only the freshest island fish from Nagasako’s and only wild salmon, so it’s not offered every night. But when it is, you know you’ll be getting high-quality seafood and not, as he puts it, “junk fish.” It’s hard to save room for dessert, but you really ought to. A little less “provincial,” the cherry strudel is a delightful Alsatian addition and the lilikoi meringue pays homage to the islands. Dinner entrees run around $20. Breakfast or lunch at La Provençe will set you back no more than $8. Even the non-Francophile will find something to like about this upcountry gem. There’s nothing showy or pretentious about La Provençe. The emphasis is authenticity and quality. You can tell the restaurant is a labor of love for Michelier. It’s all about the food. The beauty comes from its simplicity and friendliness. The dinner menu changes daily, so you may want to ask if there is a fish or vegetarian option when you call for reservations. La Provençe is located at 3158 Lower Kula Road. Call 878-1313 for reservations, which are recommended. Open Wednesday-Sunday 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m., closed Monday and Tuesday. MTW
DININGLISTINGS Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites including Loco Moco and Shoyu Chicken. 97 Wakea Ave. 877-0121 Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Specialty cakes and desserts, breads and pastries, with sandwiches, salads and soups for lunch. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. MonSat. 1740 Kaahumanu Ave. 243-2243 Tasty Crust - Local style cuisine for breakfast (try their famous hotcakes!), lunch and dinner. Serving Maui since 1944. 1770 Mill 244-0845 Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - A Hong Kong style Chinese seafood restaurant. They have over 100 menu choices at reasonable prices. Buffet style lunch takeout, as well as sit down dining. 1088 Lower Main St. 242-4371 Tokyo Tei - Lunch and dinner featuring teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, datsu, saimin and more. 1063 E. Lower Main St. 242-9630 Wei Wei BBQ and Noodle House - Very affordable Chinese cuisine, counter-service, delicious noodle dishes. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku 242-7928 Wow-Wee Cafe - Unique candy bars, ice cream shakes, bagels, coffees, great sandwiches, soups and an oxygen bar. 333 Dairy Rd. 871-1414 <www.mauiwowwee.com>
CENTRAL MAUI Ale House - Wide selection of food with sports and games all around. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave. 877–9001 Aloha Grill - 22 different burgers including veggie styles, plus all the extras. Dairy Road Marketplace. 893–0263 Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Plus, a large variety of tapioca. 270 Dairy Rd. 877-2400 Bangkok Cuisine - Casual setting featuring exceptional Thai food with plenty of crisp vegetables and fresh seafood. Lunch, dinner, or take-out. 395 Dairy Road, Unit F. 893-0026 Biwon Restaurant - Fresh and flavorful, authentic Korean food. Open 10 a.m. to 10 p.m., lunch and dinner. 752 Lower Main 2447788 Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. Open Monday through Saturday. 134 W Kamehameha Ave. 877-3055 Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. Plate lunches, steak plates and amazing chicken katsu. Very casual; sit and eat or get your food to go. Also have a location in Kihei. 425 Koloa St. 871-7782 Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant Excellent service and fair prices with dishes like Kung Pao Chicken, Crispy Gau Gee Mein, Sweet and Sour Pork, and Honey Walnut Prawns. Maui Mall 893-1628 Dunes Restaurant - Adventuresome revisions of local and American breakfast, lunch and dinner favorites. Maui Lani Golf Course. 877–7461 Fiesta Time - Quality Mexican taqueria. Order ala carte or combo specials with the freshest ingredients. 1132C Lower Main. 249-8463 Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar Breakfast, lunch and dinner featuring modestly priced Japanese and Local cuisine. Kahului Shopping Center. 871–6977 Manaña Garage - Latin American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Try the Chicken Tortilla Epozote, vegetarian enchiladas and paella. Cool, quaint bar with margaritas aplenty. 33 Lono St., Ste 150. 873–0220 Maui Coffee Roasters - Ono grinds and freshly roasted coffee in a fun and casual atmosphere makes this the place to ‘take five’. 444 Hana Hwy. 877–CUPS Maui Beach Hotel - Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. Features range from Shabu Shabu (tons of meat) to sushi and Japanese. Call for buffet schedule. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului. 8770051 Mike’s Restaurant - Authentic Chinese cooking and Ono local grinds. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Also offer catering services. 1900 Main St., Wailuku. 244-7888 Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from the Kitchen Sink burritos to quesadillas ala carte. Casual dining, various piñatas available too. 395 Dairy Rd. 877–8707 Ruby’s - Walk down memory lane at this fabulous fifties cafe. Quintessential American dining morning to night. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 248-7829 Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. 2119 Vineyard 244-1567 Saigon Cafe - Wailuku’s hidden secret! Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. 1792 Main 243-9560
SOUTH MAUI Antonio’s - Homemade Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere, extensive wine list and friendly service. 1215 S. Kihei Rd. 875-8800 Ashley’s South Shore Cafe - International local foods at reasonable prices. Breakfast begins at 6 a.m., lunch served until 3 p.m. Fish, salads, katsu, kalua pork, shoyu chicken, local-style plates. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. Mon-Sat; 7 a.m.-4 p.m. Sun. Off Ohukai by Tesoro gas station, 874-8600. BadaBing! - Homey Italian haven, award-winning thin crust pizzas, veal, calamari or chicken picatta. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 875–0811 Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Affordably priced Mediterranean cuisine. Open for dinner, pupus served until 1 a.m. Live entertainment and dancing 10 p.m. ‘til 1 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., #314. 874-9299 Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks and sandwiches; everything from pizza to sushi. Eat outdoors overlooking the Ma’alaea Fishing Fleet or hang out in the classy atmosphere of the bar. Open for lunch and dinner. Lower level of Ma’alaea Harbor Village. 244-8844
Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist; extensive wine list. Commanding ocean views from every table. Wailea Diamond Resort. 879–2224 Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffee, espressos, cappucinos, lattes, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. 1881 S. Kihei, #112. 879-4799 Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. Plate lunches, steak plates and amazing chicken catsu. Very casual; sit and eat or get your food to go. Also have a location in Kahului. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., #A107. 875-7782 DeanO’s Maui Pizza Cafe - Top quality pizza with traditional toppings, full menu with salads, pasta and sandwiches. 2439 S. Kihei Rd. 891–2200 Dick’s Place - Incredible all-you-can-eat food specials, free pool playing with purchase. Eight pool tables. 2463 S. Kihei Rd. 874–8869 Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar, outdoor kiawe-wood-burning oven, all-day lunches and cucina rustica dinners. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. Five Palms Beach Grill - Local produce and fish featured in Pacific Rim cuisine. 2960 S. Kihei Rd. 879–2607 Greek Bistro - Moderately priced Greek and Continental Cuisine. Open for dinner 5-10pm. Kai Nani Village, 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 879-9330 Harlow’s Restaurant - Enjoy fine dining among the cozy and chic furniture and great sunset views. 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 879–1954 Harry’s Sushi Bar - Japanese cuisine with fresh & delicious sushi, open 5pm to midnight daily. 100 Ike Drive, Wailea 879-7677 Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads, appetizers and “Food for Gringos”, too! Located next to Hapa’s Nightclub. Open 5pm to 2am Mon.-Sat. Lipoa St. 891-MEXI Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900 Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos. 1279 So. Kihei Rd. 874-8226 Kai Ku Ono - A tapas-style menu, where everything is ala carte, special late night menu and sushi. Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner with bar and lounge area. 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 875–1007 Kihei Caffe - Affordable breakfast & lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches, huli chick-
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DININGLISTINGS Sip a beer or margarita outside on the lanai. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 874–6444 Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by world-famous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck, oceanfront dining at its finest! Four Seasons Resort Wailea. 874-8000 Spices - Steak, seafood & more! Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd. 891-8860 Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner with daily specials. 1279 S. Kihei Rd. 8743779 Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Relaxed island luxury in ambience and cuisine, with ocean views and live music. The Shops at Wailea. 875-9983
fast, lunch and dinner. Open daily from 6 a.m. to 8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd. 878-6874 Café Des Amis - Charming cafe with delicious sweet and savory crepes and Mediterranean fare. 42 Baldwin Ave. 579-6323 Café Mambo - International bistro featuring Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 30 Baldwin Ave. 579-8021 Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 2 Baldwin Ave., Paia. 579-8770 Casanova - First class service, first class food. Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao. 572–0220 Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hankering for some grub? Charley’s serves it hearty and healthy from breakfast to dinner and beyond. 142 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia. 579–9453.
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beef, hamburger steak, tofu and hekka all available. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. 572–7241 Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Upcountry’s familystyle restaurant with sweeping views of the island. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Haleakala Highway. 878-1535 La Provence - French style bistro and patisserie with lanai, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Open Wednesday through Sunday, 8:30 a.m. to 9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd. 878-1313. Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Sun. thru Thu. - 6 a.m. to midnight Fri. and Sat. 137 Hana Highway, Paia. 579-6009 Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food including breakfast, plate lunch, chow fun & more! Catering available. 810 Kokomo Rd. 575-9363 Makawao Steak House - Classic and comfortable menu with daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. 572-8711 Mama’s Fish House - Fresh island fish with fresh local ingredients at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau. 579–8448 Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic, fresh and tasty mexican cuisine along with local favorites. 81 Makawao Ave/Pukalani Square 573-2998 Milagros Food Co. - South American cusine with an island influence. Best people watching spot in Pa`ia! Extensive tequila menu and delicious daily specials. 3 Baldwin St. 579–8755 Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. Bakery provides wonderful goodies for the sweet tooth. 71 Baldwin Ave., Pa`ia. 579–9999 Pa`ia Fish Market - By serving fresh local Hawaiian fish daily, they are the hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 100 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia. 579–8030 Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina, with nachos, burritos, ensaladas and more! 1202 Makawao Ave. 572-7808 SandBar & Grill - Casual contemporary island cuisine, featuring pupus, salads, kiawe grill burgers, sandwiches and lobster tacos. Plus, a yummy caramel toffee apple dip! Full bar, happy hour everyday 4-6 p.m. Open daily from 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. 89 Hana Hwy., Paia 579-8742 Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku. 575-5320
Cow Country Cafe - Homestyle breakfast and lunch in a decidedly bovine atmosphere. 7 Aewa Pl., Pukalani. 572-2395 Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. Chef Beverly Gannon’s awardwinning menu. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, Hali`imaile. 572–2666 Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking with aloha-filled ambience and local musicians. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. 575-2661 Island Tacos - Taco stand with fresh, made-to-order fish, beef and chicken tacos. Daily, from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere, with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining. 120 Hana Hwy, Pa`ia. 579–8844 Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual atmosphere, simple, affordable menu with fresh ingredients done right! 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. 575-5228 Kitada’s - Saimin for breakfast is a standard. Teri
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Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food, eclectic atmosphere, loungey ambience. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd. 667-0787 Jonny’s Burger Joint - Great burgers, as well as Mexican food, salads and fried items, served until midnight, with bar and pool table! 2395 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kaanapali. 661-4500 Kahuna Kabob - Healthy food, low prices! Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs, will deliver. Lahaina Marketplace. 661–9999 Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib, and their famous Hula Pie, oceanside dining. 845 Front St. 661–4811 Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar, featuring teppanyaki cooking and fabulous sushi. Dinner nightly from 5:30-10 p.m., Sushi 5:30-11:30 p.m. 136 DickensonSt., Lahaina 667-5555 Lahaina Coolers - Off the beaten path “surf bistro”. Good food, good quality, late night menu. 80 Dickenson St., Lahaina 661–7082 Lahaina Fish Co. - Chef’s Signature Pacific Rim Specialties prepared with fresh island fish, and seafood, dine on the oceanside lanai. 831 Front St. 661–3472 Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway. 661-4495 Lemongrass - Serving ala carte to the seven course traditional Vietnamese dinner. Reasonably priced and full of flavor. 930 Waine`e St., Lahaina 667–6888 Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining, freshest ingredients, pasta, seafood and steaks. Dancing upstairs on Friday nights. 888 Front St. 667–2288 Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, cole slaw, and macaroni salad. Napili Plaza. 665–6262 Moose McGillicuddy’s - Great value, large portions, all you can eat specials and merry atmosphere. 844 Front St. 667–7758 Nachos Grande - Fresh mexican food, fast. Vegetarian, too! Honokowai Marketplace. 662–0890 Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Sushi rolls, sashimi, various Japanese appetizers, sandwiches and more. Maui Marriott, Kaanapali 667–1200 ext. 51 Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. The best lemon caper Mahi Mahi and Okinawan potato tempura ever! Open 10 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. and 4:30 to 9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai 665-0512 Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimpon-the-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion in a casual and lively atmosphere. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana 665-1822 Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront award-winning contemporary Pacific cuisine. 505 Front St. 667-4341. Pancho & Lefty’s - Delicious and spicy appetizers, traditional and specialty Mexican food. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina 661–4666 Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s inexpensive Italian bistro with homestyle pasta, pizza and salad. 180 Dickenson St., Suite 113. 661–6633 Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina 661-36362 Pizza Paradiso - Voted “Best Pizza on Maui” since 1998. Award winning pasta dishes, toss-toorder salads, big fat Greek gyros, homemade tiramisu and panna cotta. Dine in or take-out, lunch and dinner. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929; Whalers Village, 667-0333 Plantation House Restaurant - Hawaiian Mediterranean cuisine. Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua. 669-6299 Reilley’s - Known for their choice award winning
beef. Gourmet steaks and seafood overlooking the Ka`anapali Golf Course’s 18th hole. 2290 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 667–7477 Roy’s Nicolina Restaurant - A quiet ambience suffuses this dining experience, enhanced by the Pacific Rim cuisine. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, upstairs. 669–5000 Rusty Harpoon Restaurant and Tavern Quench thirst, satiate hunger, and watch sports. Large parties welcome. Whalers Village. 661–3123 Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA Prime Steak, fine wines. Dinner served nightly. 900 Front St., Lahaina 661-8815 Sansei Seafood Restaurant and Sushi Bar D.K. Kodama has combined the highest quality sushi bar infused with Hawai`i’s cultural flavors. 115 Bay Drive #115., Kapalua. 669–6286 Sea House Restaurant - Looking out over incredible Napili Bay, dining is an amazing experience here under the direction of Chef Michael Gallager. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy. 669–1500 Shakalaka Fish ‘N Chips - Mahi mahi, Ono, Shrimp and Calamari in a light, crisp batter with homemade tarter sauces. Yum! Lahaina Wharf Cinema Center. 662-4449 Spats Trattoria - Step into old Northern Italy. Tables are private, the Antipasti serves two. The Hyatt Regency. 667–4727 Sports Club Kahana Grill - Upscale, healthy
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Honor in Ancient Japan and the Old West A review of Takashi Matsuoka's Cloud of Sparrows I loved Takashi Matsuoka's novel Cloud of Sparrows, but as usual, I loved it for my own twisted reasons. All my life I've read novels and been told that what I see in there is not what the author meant, so I've devoted myself to unearthing unmeant meanings and enjoying them. Those meanings are there, after all, and I enjoy detailing them for others. And for me, Matsuoka's novel is the longest, most violent Zen koan I've ever encountered, for if this novel is not a call to us all to extinguish our egocentric attachment to our individual and luscious personal selves—yes, to poke out our own I's—then, I don't know what it is—except a clear and present movie option for Hollywood. Cloud of Sparrows is about honor, and honor, as a concept, is a preferred human delusion about integrity—how we embody ideals we select for ourselves—and loyalty—to whom we choose to show respect and deference. From a Christian point of view, honor is rooted in pride, the deadliest of the deadly sins; from a Buddhist point of view (if one can be located), honor is rooted in whatever you mean when you say "I," which is to be extinguished. The crucial element here is the least visible: honor erupts from self-importance. Takashi Matsuoka illuminates this theme as he shocks us with the atrocities that honor requires. In fact, Cloud of Sparrows reveals honor as a deadly form of human vanity that destroys our true humanity. Let's examine a few cases, one by one. There is probably no culture more widely regarded as honor-bound than that of Japan. Cloud of Sparrows is set in the Japan of the mid-1800s, and Shigeru is the most feared samurai of his times for his unparalleled skill with weapons and his utter lack of the senses of self-restraint and selfpreservation, which many typically mistake for bravery. Shigeru, however, like many males of his clan, including Lord Genji, his nephew and our protagonist, is cursed with the ability to see the actual approaching horrors of the future (the one, by the way, that we currently inhabit), and he is compelled by his honor to murder his entire family at swordpoint, to hack them to pieces, in order to spare them the grief of living further. Exhibit one: the honorable father works hard to protect his family. No Father's Day cards for Shigeru. Another character through whom Takashi Matsuoka examines the idea of honor is Matthew Stark, an
American gunfighter who, posing as a Christian missionary, travels to Japan. One would think that alone would be sufficient irony, but Stark is also on a mission of honor: a multiple murderer himself, he seeks to avenge the grisly murders of his lover and her two daughters by Ethan Cruz, who was on a mission to avenge the murder of his own whoremaster step-father. Honor demands vengeance: Stark tracks Cruz to a monastery where Cruz, transformed by guilt into the Buddhist monk Jimbo, now resides. Stark empties his pistols point-blank into the face of the prone and wounded Cruz. Exhibit two: the honorable avenger at his appointed rounds shall shoot others to avoid shooting himself. Perhaps, the supreme example of honor is Ethan Cruz, brutal murderer of Stark's family, who has sought and apparently received forgiveness for depravities for which no one has the right to forgive anyone. As a Christian missionary, he has traveled to Japan, only to watch his fellow missionaries die of cholera. At the local monastery, Cruz learns Japanese, studies Zen, and becomes Jimbo. When Stark arrives, Jimbo is enlightened enough to allow Stark to kill him with a vengeance. Cruz's honor apparently demands that he allow Stark to kill him so Stark might transcend the urge to murder and be enlightened. Yet if Cruz-Jimbo is enlightened, or has extinguished his ego, then who exactly does honor demand must die? Exhibit three: the honor of the honorable and now-selfless murderer requires that he become the victim of murder. Honor, as any Greek tragedy reveals, destroys humanity even as the gods giggle. Yes, I love this book, and not only for the tangle of paradoxes it exposes concerning both literary and painfully contemporary issues. If that's not enough, I also found the novel compelling and absorbing. Whether for the delightful, fantastic scenes that speculating on the foreign and the long gone always produces,
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All About Black Jack Black earns commercial cred with indie help Jack Black is a one-man rock ‘n roll powerhouse in this infectious musical comedy directed by Gen X wunderkind Richard Linklater (Slacker, Waking Life). Black plays Dewey Finn, an aging anti-establishment rock guitarist whose band “No Vacancy” fires him over his ridiculous stage antics that include stage dives and 20minute guitar solos. When Dewey intercepts a call for his roommate Ned (Mike White Chuck & Buck) to substitute-teach a 5th grade class at a pricey private school, Dewey decides to pose as Ned for the sake of finally paying his rent. What transpires with Black’s
tremendous performance as a rock music teacher is pure genius. Mike White wrote the peppy screenplay for this crowd-pleasing film that was the toast of the Toronto Film Festival and stands out as the best comedy so far this year. Cole Smithey: There’s a message in the movie of rock music as a way of taking on the Man and it seems like that’s missing these days from rock and from kids’ consciousness. Jack Black: I know, you’ve got Britney saying, “George Bush is the best.” But I guess she’s never claimed to be a rocker so it doesn’t really count. Yeah it’s missing. There’s no real Gods of Rock right now though, even the best
ones like The White Stripes or Queens of the Stone Age. I’ve been listening to this one CD a lot—N.E.R.D. It’s more in the Hip-Hop vein but it’s definitely got some rock in there. I just got turned onto it but I guess it came out in 2001. Someone just gave it to me and I can’t stop listening to it. Then I found out that that Pharrell guy who writes their songs also wrote some Michael Jackson songs and maybe even a Britney Spears song. It blows my mind that he can go back and forth from something so rocking to something so commercial. CS: This is the second time you’ve played a rock aficionado. Would you say you’re more like Barry in High Fidelity or like Dewey in The School of Rock? JB: More like Dewey. This is the closest of any of the roles I’ve played to actually being like me. There are some differences though between Dewey and me. He loves rock even
“I love rock” more than I do. I love rock a lot but he’d never make fun of it like I do. I’ve made a career out of making fun of it and also he’s struggling to make ends meet, and I have a delicious pad in the hills. So there’s some differences there. He’s more like me back before I got a career going, when I was still struggling. CS: You studied drama at UCLA. How was that? JB: I was a theater major and I slept through most of my college experience but I was very involved in the theatrical productions. I met some people and it was fun. It was important that I do it just because I would still be wondering “God, did I miss something by not trying to get a college education?” Now I know that it wasn’t really in me. Doing plays was the only thing I wanted to do there and then I did my own play that I wrote and directed with some friends of mine —”The World of Wrestling.” And that was so much more fun and better than any of the plays that they were doing that I was like “What am I doing here?” So I bailed but I didn’t tell my dad for a few months because the guilt trip was too intense. CS: What’s the funniest thing that happened with the kids on the set while you were filming The School of Rock? JB: I don’t want to say this ‘cause it sounds dumb but one time I cut a really big fart. It was really rude of me but I thought about this thing—one time I was in this movie with Jim Carrey. I had a really small part in The Cable Guy and he slam-dunked the ball in one scene where he’s playing basketball and the whole backboard shattered and he’s laying on the ground in the glass holding the ball and he said something. And when we shot the scene I remember he was laying on the ground and they said “action,” and then “uuuurreeeeeeeerrrruuuhhhhaaaaaaa”—the loudest fart you’ve ever heard. Then he just continued with the scene and then they said “cut” and everyone just broke down laughing so hard and I remember just not laughing, just going “that’s why—there’s a lesson in this that he does not give a shit what you think. That’s why he’s so funny because he’s that free.” It sounds stupid that I learned a lesson from his giant fart. So it was a bit of homage to the master. MTW
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that is “spiked with some genuine show-stopping 'Fame-like' musical numbers.” PG-13. 114 min. Tickets: $7 w/MFF passport. $10 single.
Friday, October 3
OUT OF TIME - (PG13) - Romantic Thriller - A police chief (Denzel Washington) is betrayed by the woman he loves and must resolve the mistakes he made in the line of duty before he runs out of time...
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Winged Migration 5 & 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater Also Sunday, Oct. 5 at 2 p.m. Nominated for a well deserved Academy Awards for Best Cinematography and Best Documentary, this film has been hailed as "A movie miracle; it soars" (Peter Travers, Rolling Stone) and "A magnificent documentary that flies us along with migratory birds on their intercontinental travels" (Joe Morgenstern, Wall Street Journal) and "Birds are not just the movie's stars, but its whole universe. They inspire in us, not just awe but humility. You'll never look at them the same way again." (Salon.com). Rated G. 89 min. Tickets: $7 w/MFF passport. $10 single.
Sunday, October 5 Swimming Pool 5 & 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater Europe's most daring and inventive writer/director, François Ozon, reunites with Charlotte Rampling (of Under the Sand) and Ludivine Sagnier (of 8 Women) in this deliciously sophisticated and sexy mystery. "With a little sex, some mystery, a little sex, an appealing title and a little sex, France's Swimming Pool has what it takes to become an art house audience magnet" (USA Today). "The narrative logic of Swimming Pool slips through our hands like cool water, shimmery and light-dappled, leaving behind the pleasures of summer heat and goose bumps" (Entertainment Weekly). Rated R. 120 min. Tickets: $7 w/MFF passport. $10 single.
Wednesday, October 8 Camp 5 & 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater It's impossible not to be exhilarated by the energy and determination that infuses every frame of this "hilarious, rousing musical comedy set at a summer camp where NOBODY plays sports and EVERYBODY worships Broadway" (Newsweek)
Now Showing ANYTHING ELSE - (R) - Romantic Comedy - An aspiring writer (Jason Biggs) in New York falls in love with a free-spirited young woman (Christina Ricci) and soon finds that life with her is unpredictable and isn’t like “anything else” at all. Woody Allen directs. CABIN FEVER - (R) - Suspense/Horror - Five friends celebrate college graduation with a trip to a remote log cabin in the woods. A delirious stranger covered in bloody sores arrives and terror begins... COLD CREEK MANOR - (R) - Thriller - A family relocates from the city to the country. They soon discover their dream home is more of a nightmare as the previous owner returns from prison to reclaim his home. Stars Dennis Quaid, Sharon Stone, Stephen Dorff, Juliette Lewis and Christopher Plummer. DICKIE ROBERTS: FORMER CHILD STAR - (PG13) - Comedy - Dickie Roberts (David Spade) was a TV child star of the ‘70s who is now 35 and parking cars. He is offered a film role to revive his career but it means he has to hire a family to help him discover what growing up as an average, everyday kid is all about. DUPLEX - (PG13) - Comedy - A young couple (Drew Barrymore and Ben Stiller) in New York plot to kill their pesky neighbor. THE FIGHTING TEMPTATIONS - (PG13) - Musical Comedy - A high-powered business man has to organize a gospel choir in order to claim his inheritance. Stars Cuba Goodin Jr., Mike Epps and Beyonce Knowles. FREAKY FRIDAY - (PG) - Comedy - A tomboy teenage girl, Annabel (Lindsay Lohan), and her widowed mother, Ellen (Jamie Lee Curtis), who are always arguing with each other, somehow exchange bodies and both learn (or in the mother's case, remembers) what it's like to be in the other person's situation. MATCHSTICK MEN - (PG13) - Comedy - Phobiaaddled con artist Roy (Nicholas Cage) and his protege Frank (Sam Rockwell) are on the verge of pulling off a lucrative swindle when the unexpected arrival of Roy’s teenage daughter Angela (Alison Lohman) disrupts his
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carefully-ordered life and jeopardizes his high-risk scam. THE MEDALLION - (PG13) - Action/Comedy - After getting killed on the job, a Chinese immigration officer (Jackie Chan) soon learns that he's still alive, but now has amazing supernatural abilities. The challenge is he has to learn how to use these new abilities while in the midst of fighting the bad guys. ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO - (R) - Action - El Mariachi (Antonio Banderas) continues in this Desperado trilogy as he trails Barrillo (Willem Dafoe), a cartel kingpin who is planning an evil scheme against the president of Mexico. El Mariachi demands retribution and the adventure begins against a backdrop of revolution, greed and revenge. Also stars Johnny Depp and Salma Hayek. PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - Set in the Caribbean Sea in the 17th century, this is the story of a gentleman rogue of a pirate, Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), who teams up with the daughter (Keira Knightley) of a governor (Jonathan Pryce) to stop the evil plan of a ship of dangerous pirates (led by Geoffrey Rush) who are trying to reverse an ancient curse that leaves them stuck between life and death... THE RUNDOWN - (PG13) - Action Comedy - When the son of an underworld kingpin disappears while searching for a priceless artifact, an expert is sent in. The two then join forces to fight the evil head of a gold-mining corporation who is after the same treasure. Stars The Rock, Seann William Scott, Christopher Walken and Rosario Dawson. SCHOOL OF ROCK - (PG13) - Comedy - Jack Black stars as a rock guitarist who takes a job as a 4th grade substitute teacher in order to recruit a nine-year-old prodigy into his band, so that they may win a contest and solve his financial problems. SECONDHAND LIONS - (PG) - Drama - A timid teen (Haley Joel Osment) is forced to spend a summer with his eccentric and wealthy uncles (Michael Caine and Robert Duvall), who have mysterious and dangerous pasts. Also stars Kyra Sedgwick. STEP INTO LIQUID - (NR) - Documentary - A profile of surfers and surfing locations all over the world, including the monstrous waves of Oahu's North Shore. UNDER THE TUSCAN SUN - (PG13) - Romantic Comedy - An American lawyer (DianeLane) gives up life in the fast lane in order to rebuild her life--and new home-in the countryside of Italy. UNDERWORLD - (R) - Action/Romance/Horror - Set in the secret nocturnal and supernatural world of vampires and werewolves, a story about a female vampire warrior who develops a romance with a peace-loving human in the midst of two groups that have been at war for centuries. Stars Kate Beckinsale and Scott Speedman.
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MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249–2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee $ Cabin Fever - R - Th only (12:45, 3, 5:15), 7:40, 10 Dickie Roberts - PG13 - Th (12:30, 2:50, 5:10), 7:35, 9:55, Fr, M-W (12:30, 2:50, 5:15), 7:35, 9:55, Sa-Su (12:30, 2:50), 5:15, 7:35, 9:55 Freaky Friday - PG - Th (12:40, 2:55, 5:15), 7:30, 9:40, Fr, M-W (12:40, 2:55, 5:10), 7:25, Sa-Su (12:40, 2:55), 5:10, 7:25 Matchstick Men - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (1:30, 4:30), 7:15, 9:50, Sa-Su (1:30), 4:30, 7:15, 9:50 The Medallion - PG13 - Th only (12:35, 4:50), 9:15 Pirates of the Caribbean - PG13 - Daily (12:30, 3:30), 6:45, 9:45 The Rundown - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (12:30, 1, 1:15, 2:50, 4:15, 4:30, 5:10), 7, 7:15, 7:30, 9:30, 9:45, 10, Sa-Su (12:30, 1, 1:15, 2:50), 4:15, 4:30, 5:10, 7, 7:15, 7:30, 9:30, 9:45, 10 School of Rock - PG13 - Fr, M-W (12:45, 1:15, 3:30, 4), 7, 7:30, 9:30, 10, Sa-Su (12:45, 1:15, 3:30), 4, 7, 7:30, 9:30, 10 Step Into Liquid - NR - Th (2:45), 7:20, Fr-W 9:40 Under the Tuscan Sun - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (1, 4), 7, 9:45, Sa-Su (1), 4, 7, 9:45 Underworld - R - Th-Fr, M-W (12:45, 1:15, 3:45, 4:15), 7, 7:15, 9:45, 10, Sa-Su (12:45, 1:15), 3:45, 4:15, 7, 7:15, 9:45, 10
KA`AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka`ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Anything Else - R - Th only (1:30), 5, 7:30, 9:55 Cold Creek Manor - R - Th only (12:45, 3:30), 7:20, 9:50 Duplex - PG13 - Daily (1, 3:15), 5:20, 7:35, 9:40 Fighting Temptations - PG13 - Daily (1:15), 4:15, 7:05, 9:45 Once Upon A Time In Mexico - R - Daily (12:30, 2:45), 5, 7:15, 9:30 Out Of Time - PG13 - Fr-W (12:30, 1:15, 3), 4:15, 5:15, 7, 7:35, 9:30, 9:55 Secondhand Lions - PG - Daily (1), 4:45, 7:15, 9:45
KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Cold Creek Manor - R - Fr-Sa (1), 4:15, 6:45, 9:30, SuW (1), 4:30, 7:30 Matchstick Men - PG13 - Th only (1:15), 4:15, 8 Once Upon A Time In Mexico - R - Th only (1:45), 4:15, 8:15 Out Of Time - Fr-Sa (1:15), 4:45, 7:15, 9:45, Su-W (1:15), 5:15, 8:15 The Rundown - PG13 - Th (1:30), 4:45, 7:45, Fr-Sa (1:45), 4:15, 6:30, 9, Su-W (1:45), 5, 8 School Of Rock - PG13 - Fr-Sa (1:30), 4:30, 7, 9:30, Su-W (1:30), 4:45, 7:45 Underworld - R - Th only (1), 4:30, 8:30
FRONT STREET THEATERS 900 Front Street, 249–2222 Duplex - PG13 - Th (4:30), 7:30, 9:55, Fr, M-W (4:30), 7:30, 9:45, Sa-Su (1:30, 4:30), 7:30, 9:45 Once Upon A Time In Mexico - R - Th only (4), 7:15, 9:45 Out Of Time - PG13 - Fr, M-W (4), 7, 9:55, Sa-Su (1, 4), 7, 9:55 The Rundown - PG13 - Th (4), 7, 9:30, Fr, M-W (4:15), 7:15, 9:45, Sa-Su (1:15, 4:15), 7:15, 9:45 Step Into Liquid - NR - Th (4:15), 7:45, 9:45, Fr, M-W (4:30), 7:15, 9:30, Sa-Su (1:45, 4:30), 7:15, 9:30
WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front Street, 249–2222 Matchstick Men - PG13 - Th only (1:45, 4:15), 7:15, 9:55 School Of Rock - Fr, M-W (1:45, 4:15), 7:15, 9:45, Sa-Su (11, 1:45), 4:15, 7:15, 9:45 Secondhand Lions - PG - Th-Fr, M-W (1:30, 4), 7, 9:30, Sa-Su (11, 1:30), 4, 7, 9:30 Underworld - R - Th (2, 4:45), 7:30, 10, Fr, M-W (2, 4:45), 7:30, 9:55, Sa-Su (11:15, 2), 4:45, 7:30, 9:55
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Hawaiian Rock Café Friday, 10 p.m. at the Hard Rock Café in Lahaina Three great Hawaiian bands will be performing: Ekolu, Nuff Sed and Kohomua. Ekolu rocked Hawaii’s airwaves with “Down in the Valley” and “Shores of Waiehu” over the past few years. The three beloved local boys of Ekolu have been creating music for nearly ten years and are now joined by three more musicians. And Nuff Sed has been gaining so much popularity in Maui lately, that it’s damn near impossible to get into Kimo’s in Lahaina whenever they play there—so get to the Rock and get there fast. The coconut wireless is in effect.
The Neglected Banana Wednesday, 8:30-10:30 a.m. at Maui Nui Botanical Gardens in Kahului Did you know that one of the quickest ways to cure a hangover is to drink a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey? Or that eating bananas will improve your mood (it’s the tryptophan!)? You can also kill warts, reduce the itching of a mosquito bite and help smokers recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal—with bananas! The Wednesday Morning Weed & Pot Club (?!) is having a presentation following a light work session in the gardens. They will be talking about the world’s most perfect fruit in “Hawaii’s Native Bananas: Endangered, Neglected & Delicious!”
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Chow Fun & Malasadas Thursday through Sunday, at the War Memorial Complex in Wailuku Isn’t it really all about the food? I mean, sure, there’ll be carnival rides at the Maui County Fair 2003, as well as arts and crafts, horticulture displays, flower shows, livestock and something called a “lifestyle tent”. They’ll have those cool games where you can win a giant purple stuffed orangutan or something. And yeah, there’s a parade on Thursday. But the grinds are so belly-aching wonderful— such a perfect prelude to the candy aches of Halloween and the oh-I’m-so-full feasts of fall’s holidays— who cares about all those silly ol’ rides anyway?
Seeing Double Sunday, 2 p.m. at the Castle Theater, MACC Two special screenings of Maui Film Festival picks are happening this weekend. The double feature on Sunday starts with an encore presentation of “Winged Migration”—a film with a bird’s eye view of the universe— and concludes with two premiere showings (5 & 7:30 p.m.) of “Swimming Pool”—a sexy little mystery; very French, very noir.
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DA KINECALENDAR TICKETS ON SALE
Steely Dan - Oct. 10. Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inducted band that blends jazz, rock and R&B. Tickets $51-76. 7 p.m., MACC, 242-7469. Lucky Dube - Oct. 11. Reggae superstar. Tickets: $19.50. 7 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469. Dance Hall Crashers - Oct. 17. All ages show. Tickets go on sale Sat. Sept. 13: $18.50. 7 p.m., Pipeline Cafe, Oahu, 1-877-750-4400. 3rd Annual Maui Music Fest - Oct. 18. Montessori School of Maui benefit with Willie Nelson & Friends, The Planetary Bandits, Los Lonely Boys, Willie K, Amy Hanialii Gilliom, Gail Swanson, Gypsy Pacific and Vince Esquire. Tickets: $45, $35, 1/2 price for keiki. 4 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-SHOW.
Maui County Fair - Thu, 5-11 p.m.; Fri, 5 p.m.-midnight; Sat, 10 a.m.-midnight; Sun, 10 a.m.-11 p.m.; at Wailuku War Memorial Complex. Tickets: Adults-$3.50 each, Keiki--$1.50 each (5-11 yr.), Children 4 and under are FREE. Sunday: Adults--$2.50 each, Keiki--$1 each. For more info, call 242-2721. Coral Reef Information Station - Free reef info at Ulua Beach in Wailea on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays, and at Kahekili Park (Airport Beach) in Kaanapali on Fridays, Saturdays and Mondays; all from 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Take part in a FREE guided reef tour led by experienced naturalist at 9 a.m. at Ulua and 10 a.m. at Kahekili. Bring snorkel equipment. 249-8811.
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 2 Richard and Uilani Hoopii - 6 p.m. at the Maui County Fair. Traditional Hawaiian music, live. Followed by Maui Taiko Drummers. For info, call 242-2721.
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 3 Tony Angelo, Zacc Kekona and Na Palapalai 6 p.m. at the Maui County Fair. For info, call 242-2721.
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 4 Hawaii Breastfeeding Challenge - 10 a.m.-12 p.m. at Maui Memorial Hospital. Latch on at 11 a.m. Statewide challenge to bring together mother and babies to breastfeed simultaneously. For more info, call 872-4025. Wide Angle--A Fashion Show - 4 p.m. in the McCoy Studio Theater, MACC. A multi-media fashion extravaganza showcasing local designers in an eclectic mélange of fashion, video, music and dance. Tickets: $23. For more info, call 242-7469. Kupa’a and Raiatea Helm - 8:30 p.m. at Maui County Fair. Live Hawaiian music. For info, call 242-2721.
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 5 Mini Jazz Symposium - 3-6 p.m. at Studio Maluhia. Live jazz with swimming pool, hot tub, food and beverage. Admission: $40 in advance, $50 at the door. For more info, call 876-1854. Hulu Lindsey, Frank Delima & More! - 12-8:30 p.m. at the Maui County Fair. Final fair day live entertainment blowout! For more info, call 242-2721.
MONDAY, OCTOBER 6 Agape International Choir's Concert - 7:30 p.m. in the Castle Theater of the Maui Arts & Cultural Center. Featuring a 160-voice choir, with soloists and seven-piece Agape House Band performing original compositions. Free. For more info, call 242-SHOW.
DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI
BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria – John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Benny Uyetake, Mon; Maurice Bega, Tue. All sets from 810:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Cafe O’Lei - Roscoe Wright Band, Fri and Sat; contemporary island duo, Tue and Wed. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491.
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Cheeseburger in Paradise – Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Mon and Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. and 8-11 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Cool Cat Cafe - Evan Schulman, Thu and Tue, 6:30 p.m.; Optimystics, Fri, 7-10 p.m.; Damien, Mon, 6:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908. Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Nino Toscano, Thu and Fri; Kawiko Lum Ho, Sat; Ernest Pua’a, Sun; Brian Haia, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho, Tue; Ernest Pua’a, Wed. All sets from 6:30-9:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Highway, 669-3474. Hula Grill - Ernest Pua’a and Brian Kaui Haia, Thu; Ernest Pua’a, Kawika Lum Ho and Brian Haia, Fri; Maurice Bega, Da Ukulele Boys, Sat; Kawika Lum Ho, Da Ukulele Boys, Sun; Kawika Lum Ho, Albert Kaina and Brian Kaui Haia, Mon; Jarret Roback, Don Kaulia and Albert Kaina, Tue; Ernest Pua’a, Brian Kaui Haia and Roy Kato, Wed. Live music is from 3-5 p.m. and 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz – Live music with Tracey and Farzad, Wed and Fri, 6:30-9 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787. Kahana Terrace Restaurant – Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m. Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399. Kimo’s – Sam Ahia, Wed thru Sun, 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. Leilani’s On The Beach – Classic rock with JD and Mario, Fri, 3-6 p.m.; JD and Friends, Sat, 4-6 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m.; Kawika Lum Ho, Wed, 4-6 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building J, Kaanapali, 661-4495. Moose McGillycuddy’s - Damien Awai, Sat, 7 p.m.; Jonah Livin, Sun, 7 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. Pancho and Lefty’s Cantina & Restaurante Pianist Rene Alonzo & Friends play light rock, country and blues during happy hour on Thursday from 3-6 p.m. and this Saturday from 8-11 p.m. Mariachi music on Sunday with Pablo, 6-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, in the Wharf Cinema Center, 661-4666. Pioneer Inn – Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu; Greg DiPiazza (classic rock), Fri; Gene Argell (blues & jazz), Sat; Captain Billy Bones (6-7 p.m.), Mon; Ricardo Dioso (classical guitar), Tue; Captain Billy Bones (6-7 p.m.), Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. unless otherwise noted. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Live music (grand piano) 6-9 p.m., Gene Argelle, Mon and Tue; Cody Gillette, Wed; Joel Gold, Thu; Mark Johnson, Fri. 2290 Kaanapali Parkway, Kaanapali, 667-7477. Sea House Restaurant – Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincaid Basques, Wed, 7:30-9:30 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500. Whale’s Tale Bar & Grill - Eric Pietsch, Thu; Patrick Major, Fri and Tue; Greg diPiazza, Sat; Cryin’ Out Loud, Sun; Eric Pietsch, Mon; Armadillo, Wed. All sets from 69 p.m. 672 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4044.
SOUTH MAUI Bada Bing - Rat Pack Piano Bar with Mat Cain, Thu, Fri and Sat, 6:30-9 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. Capische? – Joyce and Gord, Wed and Thu; Esther Godinez (vocals) Salvador Godinez (piano) and Ed Connors (bass) perform a mix of standards, bossa nova and original music, Fri and Sat, 7-10 p.m. Call ahead for details. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224. KKO Kai Ku Ono – Lono, Thu thru Sat; Kawika, Sun; Howard Ahia, Mon; Kenny Roberts, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 875-1007. Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m. Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206. Marco’s Southside Grill – Mark Johnston (piano), Wed thru Sun; Brian Cuomo (piano), Mon and Tue. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. Margarita’s Beach Cantina – Cool Steel, Fri, 5-7 p.m. 101 S. Kihei Rd., 879-5311. Mulligan’s on the Blue – Celtic Tigers, Thu and Sun, 7-10 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.
THE DONNAS “SPEND THE NIGHT” There are only a few things about “life on the mainland” that I miss, and going to rock shows is at the top of a short list. I’m talkin’ downing some 40’s, heading to a grungy venue, and rocking your sweaty ass off in front of a wall of Marshall’s! Afterwards stumbling out into the cold street, ears’ ringing as a ghostly apparition of steam rises from your weary form. Then it’s off to Denny’s to critique the show over a grandslam breakfast, oh yeah!!! These are the glorious visions that came to mind when I, (at high volume of course) slid this disc in the player. These four girls bring straight up, kick-ass, oldschool rock with a refreshing reversal of clichéd, sexist, lyrics written by disrespecting male rock pigs. Overall the record is pretty standard stuff, and as I suspected (and verified by a rock confidant) the studio version of The Donnas pales in comparison to the live she-beast. Nevertheless, this will be a nice addition to the CD stack at the tattoo shop, and you should check out their web site, it’s retro cool. One last thing, my money is on The Donnas in a street fight with Good Charlotte any day. Girl power!!! —Atlantic Records 2002 [SPIKE FUQUA]
PORTISHEAD “DUMMY” / REVISITED It’s hard to believe that ten years have gone by since this record was released. Sometime in ‘94 it completely seized control of my stereo for about six months and I’ve listened to it at least once a week since (it’s in my fall asleep pile by the bed). The band swirls a velvet mix of jazz club guitar, bass, and Hammond organ, backed by slow, rhythmic hip hop beats around the haunting vocals of Beth Gibbons. Her voice is so soothing, it’s intoxicating, but not in that “New Age crap” way, its more of a dark, cool, musical valium kinda thing, no really, dim the lights, hit the couch and enjoy the buzz! Portishead are currently in the studio recording their new one and I’m ready to binge! —Go! Disks Ltd/Polygram Records 1994 [SPIKE FUQUA]
VARIOUS ARTISTS “VERVE REMIXED 2” This is the second Verve mix of old jazz classics, remixed by contemporary DJ’s that results in a super cool, smooth and styley lounge CD. Generally, I think remixes are pretentious and revamping traditional songs, blasphemous. Why mess with something that’s great as it is, right? But what I like about these Verve CDs—both Remixed and Remixed 2—is that the DJs’ remixes don’t detract from the essence of the song. You can tell that the DJs really love the songs they’re remixing. The resulting electronica twists actually accentuate the songs’ greatness and give them a new vitality. And maybe anything that gets the younger generation to appreciate old-school gems is worth changing perspectives on what’s morally acceptable music-wise, I guess. –Verve Records [SAM CAMPOS]
CELSO FONSECA “NATURAL” Modernizing the traditional, suave Bossa Nova style of the fifties, Celso Fonseca’s golden voice shines on his U.S. debut, Natural. He doesn’t stray too far from the original smoothness of the 1960s virtuosos like Jobim and Gilberto, but definitely updates the genre with a fresh style. His mellow samba tune, “A Origem da Felicidade,” sucked me in and kept me enthralled. Even though I don’t understand exactly what he is saying about alegría–joy–it makes me feel good in any language. A deep bass, interesting percussion and a funky guitar lick make “Meu Samba Torto” captivating. A really cool berimbau (the Capoeira instrument) solo opens and closes the enchanting “Teu Sorriso.” Some beautiful songs in English are also included, but Fonseca’s virtuosity as a singer/songwriter is evident anywhere. —Six Degrees Records [JOE GATTO]
KARSH KALE “LIBERATION” Young producer, composer and musician, Karsh Kale, has become the spokesperson for a truly international music. He deftly blends the music of his Indian heritage with the influences of rock and modern electronic music. His second album, Liberation, creates something new and truly global. The title track gets you feeling free right off the bat. Echoes and dub effects over ethereal Asian chanting build to an intense crescendo on “Instinct.” Beautifully resounding sitars hold together the moody “Analog Mood Swings.” The gorgeous fluid quality of tablas highlight “Milan”; a mellow, elegant epic that expertly uses classical Indian percussion, flute and strings, tied together with modern electronic vibes. By utilizing both rock and traditional Asian musicians as the foundation for his music, Kale is creating a fresh style of Indian electronica. —Six Degrees Records [JOE GATTO] MTW
Funk, Soul & Disco w/DJ Boomshot, No cover, 10pm
Neto Peraza & Angie Carr, Latin Night, No cover, 10pm
Kilohana, Hawaiian contemporary, No cover, 10pm
Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo, $7, 9pm
Tropix Orgasmix, DJs Lucky Brown & Sal, $10, 9:45pm
Simplicity & 5x5, $10, 9:45pm
Wed - Ladies’ Night, $5, 9:45pm
Lawai’a, No cover, 10:30pm12:30am
Mon - Lawai’a, No cover, 10:30pm-12:30am
COMPADRES BAR & GRILL
Salsa Night $5, 10pm
Wed - Local Jams, No cover, 10pm
1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299
1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220
142 Hana Hwy, Paia - 579-9453
Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189
COOL CAT CAFÉ
Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina - 667-0908
843 Wainee St., Lahaina - 662-8780
Mon - Damien, No cover, 6:30-10pm; Tue - Evan Schulman, No cover, 6:30pm
Ladies Night, DJ SKinny Guy, $5, 8pm
41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001
Open Mic Night, with Jim (Deviltown) & Joe (Volt), 10pm
KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB 36 Keala Place, Kihei - 875-7711
Mon - Uncle Willie K, $8, 8pm; Tue - Ultra Fabulous, $5, 8pm; Wed - Aloha Wednesday, DJ Blast, $5, 8pm
Flava Zone, $8, 8pm
Ekolu, Nuff Sed & Kohomua, $10, 10pm
Crunch Pups, $3, 10:30pm
Mon - Marty Dread, Reggae, $5, 10pm
Twangers, No cover, 9pm
Da Hawaiians, N/C, 5-9pm, T-Ray Band, N/C, 9p-12am
Truth or Consequences, No cover, 9pm-12am
Tue - Tommy Rocker from Las Vegas!
Da Hawaiians, No cover, 10pm
Kenny Roberts, No cover, 57pm
El Niño, No cover, 5pm
Gina Martinelli Band, N/C, 6pm
Mon - Da Hawaiians, No cover; Tue - Chico & DaKine, No cover; Wed - Da Hawaiians, No cover
John Moore Project, $5, 9:30pm
Two Fights at 2pm! $10 DJ Boomshot, No cover, 9:30pm
Karaoke, No cover, 10pm-2am
Mon - Karaoke, No cover, 10pm-2am; Tue - Closed (Private Party) 7-11pm, Voodoo Suns, $5, 11pm-2am; Wed - Karaoke, No cover, 10pm-2am
Karaoke, No cover
Mon - Lake Hosts Open Mic; Tue - DVD Party; Wed - Crunch Pups
900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400
41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849
TBA, Call for details
Maui Stars Fundraiser
HARD ROCK CAFÉ
HENRY’S BAR & GRILL
Mon - Mario Favre & Jennifer Weatherly, Retro rock; Tue - Jay Molina & Gilbert Emata w/Vanessa Rodriguez; Wed - Soul Concepts, R & B; All shows 10pm-1am, No cover!
Evan Schulman, No cover, 6:30pm Rockin’ Sushi Dancing, Bring your own CD’s, No cover, 10pm
ERIK’S SEAFOOD & SUSHI
monday10/6 – wednesday10/8
KAHULUI ALE HOUSE
355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001
Crazy Fingers, 10pm-midnight
845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811
KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555
Mike & Dave Carroll, No cover, 9pm-Midnight Mendosa, No cover
LIFE’S A BEACH
1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010
Karaoke w/Auntie Toddy Lilikoi, Karaoke w/Auntie Toddy Lilikoi, No cover, 9:30pm No cover, 9:30pm Prankster, No cover
T-Ray Band, No cover
STARDUST MEMORIES CELEBRATING 25 YEARS OF MONTESSORI ON MAUI
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 11 AT THE MACC
Plus $50 in Maui Tacos Bucks!
n o s l e N e i s l d l n i e i W & Fr
SEND IN YOUR PICTURE BY: THURSDAY, OCT 9TH (WIGS OKAY!)
• • •
THE PLANETARY BANDITS LOS LONELY BOYS GAIL SWANSON WILLIE K VINCE ESQUIRE AMY HANAIALI’I GILLIOM GYPSY PACIFIC
Winner of TWO choice Lucky Dube tickets at the MACC on October 11th will be choosen by Maui Time Staff. Humor points weigh heavily. Wigs are okay! Send PICTURE, NAME, EMAIL ADDRESS, & PHONE NUMBER to: Lucky Dube-Look-A-Like, c/o Maui Time Weekly, 658 Front St., Ste. 126A-7278, Lahaina, HI 96761. Pictures will not be returned. Winning photo will appear in Oct. 16th issue. All entries release photo rights. Winner will be notified by telephone. Tickets will be available night of show at will call. ID required for pick-up.
Saturday October 18th, 2003 4:00 p.m. A&B Amphitheater, Maui Arts & Cultural Center, Kahului Reserved Seating $45 and $35, Children 11 and under half-price For tickets and info, call the MACC Box Office at 242-SHOW (7469) Proceeds to benefit the Montessori School of Maui
A TOM MOFFATT PRODUCTION
Visit us on the web at www.mauimusicfest.com
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MAUI TIME WEEKLY
OCTOBER 2, 2003
Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm
Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000
LONGHI’S 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288 LONGHI’S Shops at Wailea - 877-2036 LULU’S
1945-H S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944
MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758
Clay Mortensen & George Tavoularis, 8:30-11:30pm
100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131
monday10/6 – wednesday10/8
Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:3011:30pm
Pam Peterson & Rudy Baria, 8:30-11:30pm
Mon - Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:30-11:30pm; Wed - Clay Mortensen & Gilbert Emata, 8:30-11:30pm
Crazy Fingers, $5, 9:30pm N/A, $5, 9:30pm Bobby Ingram, Blues & Jazz, No cover, 8pm
Crunch Pups, No cover, 8pm
Vanessa & The Project, No cover, 8pm
Mon - Live NFL Football, 2-6pm; Wed - Maui “Idol”, Karaoke w/Tyrone, No cover, 8-11pm
DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 8:30pm-close
DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 8:30pm
DJ “Big Daddy” Steve, No cover, 8:30pm-close
Jonah Livin, No cover, 7:30pm
Mon - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 8:30pm-close; Tue - DJ Mackie Mac/Dollar Night, $5, 8:30pm; Wed - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 8:30pm
Celtic Tigers, No cover, 7pm Merv Oana, No cover, 10pm
Mon - Gypsy Pacific, No cover, 7:30pm; Tue - Open Mic Night, w/Wayne Dunn, No cover, 9pm; Wed - John Moore Project, No cover, 9pm
Kenny Roberts, No cover, 9pm Murray Thorne, No cover, 9pm Octoberfest, w/Gordon Biersch & live music, 7pm
MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE
Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-Midnight
505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341
Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-Midnight
Noon-10pm Mon-Sat, Noon-8pm Sun
193 Lahainaluna, Lahaina • 667-2156
VISIT US AT THE COUNTY FAIR OCT. 2-5
on the blue MAUI’S ONLY IRISH PUB First 50 people get a FREE Gordon Biersch mug!
Original Wooden Keg of Octoberfest Special Brew
Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Late Night Specials
Mulligan’s on the Blue & Gordon Biersch
10pm to 1am – 21 & over with I.D.
50% OFF SUSHI & APPETIZERS
FREE KARAOKE - DRAFT BEER SPECIALS
The Brewmaster himself Mr. Dan Gordon will be here to “tap” the Wooden Keg!
Music starts at 7pm
ER Featuring Irish / German food, OV C music & special guests. NO
KIHEI, THURSDAY - SATURDAY !
GERMANY MEETS IRELAND • IRELAND MEETS MAUI • MAUI MEETS OKTOBERFEST
100 Kaukahi St., Wailea. 1ST left after Kea Lani Hotel • 874–1131
OCTOBER 2, 2003
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EARLY BIRD SPECIAL 5:30pm to 6:00pm DAILY
Kapalua 669-6286 • Kihei 879-0004 The Shops at Kapalua -CLOSED FOR REMODLING
DA KINECALENDAR Seawatch Restaurant - Pianist Angela Carr, Fri, 6-9 p.m.; guitarist Luis Diaz, Sat, 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Latin guitar w/ Luis Diaz, Thu, Fri and Wed; guitar and vocals w/ Brado, Sat; Patrick Major, Sun; steel drums and sax w/ Brian Wittman, Mon and Tue. All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.
CENTRAL MAUI Mañana Garage – Neto & Friends, Thu and Fri, 6:30 p.m.; Fortunato’s Magic, Fri, 7 p.m.; Neto & Hot Salsa, Sat; Neto Peraza, Tue; Bobby & Tula, Wed, 6:30 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.
UPCOUNTRY MAUI Jacque’s - The Tom Cherry Express, Sat, 8 p.m.; Greg DiPiazza & Tato Duo, Mon, 7-10:30 p.m. 120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844. Livewire Cafe - John Moore Band, Sat, 7-10 p.m.; live jazz, Thu, 7-10 p.m.; acoustic guitar with Molten Soul, Tue, 7-10 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. Moana Cafe - Gypsy guitar w/ Bo Shores, Sun, 6-9 p.m.; vintage Hawaiian music, Wed, 6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.
2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/ hula dancers, 6-8 nightly: Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed; torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly. The Westin Maui Hotel 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Tropica: Bobby Ingram Trio, Sat, Sun and Wed; JD Band, Tue; Keoki Kahumoku, Mon. All sets 7-9 p.m.; Fortunato’s magic, Thu, Sat and Tue, 6:30-8:30 p.m.
SOUTH MAUI Four Seasons Resort Wailea 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and
4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100 Jazz entertainment from 6-9 nightly in the Lobby Bar. Wailea Marriott 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922 Hawaiian entertainment w/ hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradyse & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort 3550 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace; Jamie Lawrence, Tue thru Sat; solo guitarist Sun and Mon, 6-9 p.m. Wailea Sunset Luau, Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m.
College Football Saturday
RESORT SHOWS Embassy Vacation Resort – Kaanapali Beach 104 Kaanapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Ed Truthan w/ contemporary classics, Thu; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sat; Ed & Ron, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon; Scott Baird & Friends w/ contemporary music, Tue; Howard Ahia w/ Hawaiian music, Wed. All sets from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. Hyatt Regency Maui 200 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 661-1234 “Tony ‘n Tina’s Wedding” Mon, Wed, Fri and Sun, 6:30 p.m. in the Swan Court. Torchlighting ceremony at 6:15 nightly followed by live Hawaiian entertainment 6:30-9:30 nightly in the Weeping Banyan: Sam Fukuhara, Thu, Sun and Mon; Pam Gamboa Peterson, Tue, 5:30-9:30 p.m.; Larry Gollis, Fri and Sat; Stephanie Anderson, Wed; "Drums of the Pacific" luau by Tihati, 5:30-8 nightly. Ka’anapali Beach Hotel 2525 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0011 Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 4:30 p.m. in the Kanahele Room; Free nightly hula show and dance music, 6 p.m.; Sunday Champagne Brunch with Hawaiian music by Polinahe, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Kapalua Bay Hotel / Kapalua Bay Hotel, A Luxury Collection Resort 1 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669-5656 The Bay Club: Jazz trio, Fri and Sat, 6-9 p.m.; solo pianist Sun thru Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Gardenia Court: contemporary Hawaiian music, Sun, 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; Lehua Lounge: hula performances 5:30-7 and contemporary Hawaiian music 7-8:30 nightly. Napili Kai Beach Resort 5900 Honoapiilani Highway, Napili, 669-1500 Sea House Restaurant: Kapule Paoa, Sun; Kincaid Basques, Mon, Fri and Sat; Albert Kaina, Wed; Kincaid & Albert, Thu; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m. Polynesian Dinner Show, Tue, 5:30 p.m. Ritz-Carlton Kapalua One Ritz-Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Reiko, solo guitar and vocals, beginning at 5:30 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: world fusion duo Ranga Pae, Fri thru Tue, 6:15-9:45 p.m. Royal Lahaina Resort 2780 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali, 661-3611 "Eddie and Eddie" w/ Eddie Lilikoi and Eddie Sebala, 5-9:30 nightly in the Royal Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian songs and dances at 5 nightly. Sheraton Maui Hotel
Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/ Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:307:30 p.m. w/ hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Tiffany Lee and Josh Mon and Sat, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:30-11:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort Hotel & Spa 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, 5:30-9:30 nightly: Larry Golis, Thu; Brian Mansano, Fri; Ricardo, Sat; Luis Diaz, Sun thru Tue; Mitch Kepa, Wed; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly. The Fairmont Kea Lani Maui
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100" Big Screen T.V.
OPEN AT 7:00ANMG! $3 Bloody Mary’s & ALL SEASON LO Sunkissed Mimosa’s!
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MAUI TIME WEEKLY
OCTOBER 2, 2003
Trevor Jones, No cover, 1pm
PANCHO & LEFTY’S
Rene Alonzo, No cover, 9pm-Midnight
SANDBAR & GRILL
Vince Esquire Band, $5, 9pm
State of Shock, Live Reggae, $5, 9pm
Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am
Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am
Crunch Pups, No cover, 10pm
TGIF, No cover, 9pm
Kenny Roberts & Friends, No cover, 9pm
Bob Jones & Hard Drive, 9pm
Cryin’ Out Loud, No cover, 9pm
DJ Dancing, $10, 9:30pm-2am
DJ Dancing, $10, 9:30pm-2am
658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4666
89 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8742
SANSEI 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua - 669-6286 SANSEI Kihei Town Center - 879-0004 SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602
STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave. - 572-1380
3850 Wailea Alanui Dr. - 875-1234
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monday10/6 – wednesday10/7
Wed - Harris Moku & Company, No cover, 9pm
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The First Fashion Show of This Magnitude on Maui
Wide Angle A Multimedia Fashion Extravaganza Natasha • Zuvuya • Big Bugga • Maui Girl • Hana Girl • Women Who Run with Wolves (Napili)** • Lightning Bolt (Kahului)** • Goodies (Makawao)** • Velvet Peacock Designs • Bohemia (Kahului)** • Enchantress (Paia)** • Serendipity • Thee Salon** • Juicy Gems • Rachel Deboer • Love Shack (Kihei)** • LaLa Sun Designs • Maui Wear • Onyx on Maui • Itty Bitty Hawaii • Out of Africa • Mahealani: Hotel Hana Maui**
October 4th • 2 Shows 4pm & 7pm
Live entertainment, Video, Fashion Show: Swimsuits, Wedding, Costumes, Lingerie Maui Arts & Cultural Center — McCoy Studio Theater $23.00 plus applicable fees For tickets call 242-SHOW (7469). Also sold in shops marked ** A percentage of the net profit will be donated to Hana Arts
OCTOBER 2, 2003
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DA KINECALENDAR Maui Prince Hotel 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m. Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 6-8 p.m., Mon thru Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m. and Mon, Wed and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.
EAST MAUI Hotel Hana-Maui Hana, 248-8211 Hawaiian music in Paniolo Lounge, Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.
Public Hearing to Discuss County of Maui Budget - Mon, 6:30 p.m. at Helene Hall in Hana; Tue, 6:30 p.m. in 8th Floor Council Chambers at the Kalana O Maui Building in Wailuku. For info, call 270-7855.
"Child & Teen Suicide in Maui County" - Tue, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. at the Cameron Center Conference Room No. 1. For more info, call 242-6461. Hawaii’s Native Bananas - Wed, 8:30-10:30 a.m. at Maui Nui Botanical Gardens. Learn about the “Endangered, Neglected & Delicious” Hawaiian bananas. For more info, call 249-2798.
Village in Kaanapali. Artist demonstrations, live Hawaiian and jazz music, hula and Tahitian dance, prizes contributed by each of the galleries and complimentary champagne and pupus. Call 661-4567. Weekly Gathering of Maui's Top Artists - Thu, 8:30 a.m. on the grounds of Keolahou Hawaiian Church in North Kihei. Call Michael Stark at 879-9337. Friday Night is Art Night in Lahaina - 7-10 p.m. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town for special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action and refreshments, all free and open to the public. Call Theo Morrison at 667-9194.
"Do The Zoo" Days - Sat, 12-2 p.m. at Zoo Maui, 2315 Kekaulike Ave. in Kula. A fun educational handson experience. Non-profit, operated by volunteers. Squirt the giraffe, and his 100+ friends. $5 per person, 12 months or younger free. Closed shoes are required. For more info, or to check if open or closed for lack of volunteers/bad weather, call 878-2189. Seaside Stories - Sun, 11 a.m. at Borders Books & Music in Kahului. Free program for ages 4-10 featuring stories and crafts with the staff of Pacific Whale Foundation. For information, call 249-8811. Free Video-Making Classes for Teens Ages 1419 - Tue, 3-5 p.m. at Hui Malama Learning Center, 375 Mahalani St., Wailuku. Participants will learn the basics of using video and computer technology to create film projects, and have hands-on experience with cameras, microphones and editing software. Call 244-5911 for info.
Maui Live Poets Society - Thu, 6:30-9 p.m. at Wailuku Public Library. For more info, call 661-0517.
Maui OnStage Seeks Volunteers - Oct. 10-26, at Iao Theater in Wailuku. For next production, “Wit”. Showtimes are 7:30 p.m. on Fridays and Saturdays, 5 p.m. on Sundays. For info, call 244-8680.
He U`i Cultural Arts Festival - Sat-Sun, 9 a.m.-5 p.m., under the Banyan Tree in Lahaina Town. Arts, crafts, live music. For more info, call 667-9194. Kloe Kang & Jinja Kim Exhibit - Now through Oct. 12, Tue-Sun, 11 a.m.-5 p.m., at MACC. Kloe Kang’s skillfully drawn and painted, semi-abstract canvases explore the true meaning of “home”, reinterpreting familiar things so often taken for granted. Jinja Kim works in a variety of media, including painting, printmaking and collage applied to 3 dimensional constructions, representing her concept of “temporal perspective” where yesterday leaves its marks on today and imagery is inclusive of past and future. For more info, call 242-SHOW. "Old Plantation Days" Art Exhibit - Through Oct. 16., Mon thru Fri, 7:45 a.m.- 4:30 p.m. at Kalana O Maui Building in Wailuku. Free art exhibit featuring the art work of Kaunoa Senior Center's art students. For info, call 270-7855 “Art in the Village” - Thu, 6-10 p.m. at Whalers
Red Bull King of the Air - Oct. 6-12, Kanaha Beach (qualifying rounds) and Ho’okipa Beach (main event). Kiteboarding competition with $20,000 prize purse. Hana Canoe Club Requests Donations Fundraising for a new canoe. For info, call 879-0007.
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 5 4th Annual Pauwela Off-Road Duathlon - 8:30 a.m. at Pauwela Lighthouse Park, Haiku. The event, which includes a 3.4 mile run, 10.2 mile mountain bike ride and another 3.4 mile run, accepts individuals or 2person teams. For more info, call 280-4893. Maui Polo Club Koa Cup - 12:30 p.m., one mile above Makawao on Olinda Road. Matches start at 1:30 p.m., with BBQ and jazz band. Adults: $5, kids under 12 free admission. For info, call 877-7744.
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 7 Kipahulu Hike & Taro Patch Tour - 1 p.m.,Visitor Center at Haleakala Nat’l Park. A moderate, one-mile hike. For more info, call 248-8974.
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ARIES: It's another week where you're heavy in the public eye. Do what you can to free yourself from doubt. Learn to be a more trusting person. Your fearlessness helps other people get a sense of adventure and excitement. TAURUS: This is a time to turn weakness into strength, poverty into wealth and idleness into business. Creative growth is crucial. Play until you get good at the game. Educate yourself on the latest news regarding health and diet. GEMINI: A little bit of outrageous happiness never hurt anyone. In fact, some people are able to laugh themselves into good health. Whether you're doing art, having a romance or kidding around with children, be in your heart. CANCER: Taking your relationships to higher ground is part of this week’s theme. Your relatives may not approve of who you’re hanging out with. Find a way to be non-judgmental of them as well as your friends. Each person’s path is unique. LEO: You need a sense of environmental justice this week. Do things to beautify and improve your neighborhood. Increase your vocabulary and have fun with words. Be patient when driving. Road rage hurts. Courtesy defuses the problem. VIRGO: Enjoy a boost to your personal economic scene. Opportunities to share the wealth need to be investigated. Taste the wide varieties of vegetables and fruits that are part of this season. Spend money wisely rather than impulsively. LIBRA: Nothing can keep you down. You've just been birthed into the great adventure known as life. Your mind is renewed and people are listening to what you have to say. Celebrate the things that make you unique. Your art is beauty. SCORPIO: Prayers continue to be powerful. You're at the drawing board plotting and planning your new year. Imagination is powerful. Turn your thoughts towards beauty and love. Forgiveness helps you maintain a positive outlook on life. SAGITTARIUS: Like a chameleon, you are ever-changing. If you're not changing, you're changing those around you. Socially speaking, you've been getting around lately. This is a good week for cooling your jets and fortifying your soul. CAPRICORN: Be supple like a twig sprouting in the spring. Flexibility is crucial to adjust to the many moods of your profession. Being equitable and fair while being emotionally receptive is part of the challenge facing you this week. AQUARIUS: Awaken to higher knowledge. Be a bookworm, an Internet junkie or a world traveler. Learning a foreign language is good for your brain. Playing a musical instrument keeps the mind open. Your truth and joy is found everywhere. PISCES: Your personal power is gaining steam. This fall you'll be like a volcano. Your desire for relationships is heating up. Emotions and feelings are rushing in and out like the tides. Learning to wait and be patient is your big challenge. HAPPY BIRTHDAY: Mahatma Gandhi 10/2/1869, Chubby Checker 10/3/41, Paul Hogan 10/8/39 email@example.com
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Booze, illegal activity, hotel suites and naked girls. Sound like the life of a rock star? Nope. Just me and Jen—and we don’t even play instruments. Well, okay, PIANO, but that doesn’t count. I mean, a piano isn’t very rockstar. Then again, Elton John and Tori Amos play the piano. Still, it all seems so pedestrian… Anyway, I’m referring to last Tuesday, which was Jen’s 27th birthday and ooh, did we celebrate in style! As part of her stunning birthday package, Jen got hooked up with a sweeeet suite in Kaanapali, where all of her girls—including Britt, Sonja, Rachel and myself—partied it up in the lap of luxury. We danced, we sang, we applied makeup on each other, we jumped up and down on the big hotel beds. And yeah, after we downed the bottle of Mandarin Absolut, we got naked and went swimming in the forbidden pools at around 3 a.m. (Surely those “Closed” signs weren’t meant for young, naked women!) We attempted to dodge past the pool cleaners and security, but really, how discreet are five nude and entirely drunk girls at three o’clock in the morning?! We did have much fun, though—careening down the slides and jumping off the faux falls—before we realized that there were very likely hotel security video cameras capturing the whole debaucherous affair. Oh well, be sure to watch for “Girls Gone Wild—the Kaanapali Edition” soon. Another hedonistic birthday bash this month featured a triple threat of three friends all born on the same day— BJ, Rudi and Katy. This particular celebration featured a monster limo, an inflatable pig, an Irish party, gay night, a human cage and pole dancing. And yes, lots of liquor. Lots. Tommy Lee would have been proud. Thanks to Mike and his clan at Mulligan’s in Wailea, we extended our B-day blowout with Kathleen—yet another Virgo vixen—with good ol’ Irish cake and cheer. And Guinness. But we did have the totally insane limo-on-steroids waiting, so we jumped in and headed to the place where men are men and—well, some men are women but, damn! They look good! Anyway, they can all dance. I’m talkin’ ‘bout Ultra Fab Tuesday, a.k.a. gay night at Hapa’s in Kihei. Aside from the queens, us 10 girls accounted for just about all the estrogen in the room. I had no idea how much more fun dancing can be when there’s a pole and cage involved. As Adrianne, BJ, Lynn, Katy and I all fought for our time at the pole, Rudi duked it out with Arge and the other girls at the cage. Strange how all it takes is a few props and a stage for some people to come out of their shell! Oh, and uh, maybe a few vodka cran’s can help, too. We dropped our Kihei friends, John and Darcy, off and the party continued in the limo as we rode back to Lahaina. Suspiciously, nobody can recollect the exact happenings of that later part of the evening, but I have the pictures on file in case anyone needs a refresh. And I’m sure Becky, Sara, Melissa and Randy will attest to whatever stories I make up. After we all bid adieu to our birthday buddies, Adrianne and I polished off the rest of the champagne in the parking lot with some European windsurfers, while Rudi circled around us, maniacally popping wheelies on his bicycle. He still doesn’t know how his tire got so warped. Or where the hell that inflatable pig came from. Hunh. The toilet plunger, though, is safely intact, he’s happy to report.
OCTOBER 2, 2003
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MauiTime sits down with Steely Dan band members for an interview, talks with Joanne D'Patricia about her problems with the Maui Police, and...
Published on Oct 2, 2003
MauiTime sits down with Steely Dan band members for an interview, talks with Joanne D'Patricia about her problems with the Maui Police, and...