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Our first cheese & wine event!

FEATURE STORY 10 In Search of Soulmates LOCAL NEWS 5 Test Flush!

The Cutting of the

On Love and a Rock Opera by Elaine Gast

Asiago Italy/Sonoma Taleggio

MTW’s roving news crew checks out . . .

Haleakala’s new restrooms by Sam Campos

Pecorino Parmesan Bowls filled with Caesar Salad

OP ED 7 Love Me, I’m (Not Really) A Liberal Liberal Democrats project their desires onto Howard Dean by Ted Rall

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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR WE MISS THE POINT I am writing in response to Ian Houston's feature article, "The Quest for a Newspaper", published in the July 3, 2003 issue of Maui Time Weekly. The piece gives some background into the paper's humble beginnings and rolls through a rousing introduction of the staff.

What this group of "top sellers" fails to recognize is that a publication is more than ad space and sales tools; it is an opportunity and a voice. A voice that you can choose to present ideas and individuals, concepts and concerns to the community around you. Or you can choose to not listen, learn and contribute to the place that supports your business. You can choose to sell to the highest bidder, an action that "journalist" Ian Houston ironically congratulates Maui Time on NOT doing. This is the very reason that people take such strong stands against the media. The lack of truth and integrity begins to manifest itself, whether you are a staff journalist at the New York Times or the "Fearless Leader" of a community paper that people have come to believe in. I think it fair to say that this Fearless Leader is more than missing the point.

The author compares Maui Time Weekly to established mainland alternative publications that have proven themselves through the use of their "voice" and have exceeded standards you so quickly congratulate yourself on. These companies didn't get the respect and admiration they so diligently have to work for by standing around patting themselves on the back, and I'm sure they don’t appreciate your comparisons. But seeing how you are starved for attention, let me offer you a hearty congratulations on joining one of their tequila drinking groups, I'm sure they are glad you could pay the membership dues to get in the club.

What a wasted opportunity to spend several poorly written pages patting yourself on the back publicly for all to see. I'm embar-

rassed for you and your huge staff of classified salespeople. Has it occurred to you that recognition and accolades only carry validity when they come from outside? It’s too bad you have to write about yourself, and tell us how fabulous you are, rather than letting us, the people, decide.

I draw the analogy to a music group, writing a pop song telling the world how great they are.

Praising themselves over and over. Could you imagine the reaction? And why are they so enamored with themselves? Because they sold the most records, of all things.

Remember, Milli Vanilli sold thousands of records too.

You've lost another reader, Maui Time.

- Signature Not Given The Editor Responds: Okay, you caught us. You’re right, SNG - we just didn’t think anyone would catch us writing a story about ourselves, which is why we put it on the cover. This story was our one chance to tell our new readers (both of them) how we got to this point. We’re proud of our staff and what we’ve done thus far.

More importantly, you like Milli Vanilli, too?

That is, like, so cool! Milli Vanilli are the best! Did you know the words "Milli Vanilli" are Turkish for "positive energy" and that they were formed in Munich, Germany in 1988? Of course you do, silly! Now I know you must have felt pretty foolish when you realized you wrote that Milli Vanilli "sold thousands of records." You know perfectly well they sold <millions> of albums!

What was your favorite? Was it <Girl You Know It's True>? Or <Rob and Fab>? Anyway, good talking with you. Keep in touch!

MTW welcomes your input! Send your letters to the editor via e-mail (letters@mauitime.com), regular mail (Letters to the Editor, Maui Time Weekly, 658 Front Street, Ste. 126A7278, Lahaina, HI 96761) or fax (808661-0446). Please include your contact info, for verification purposes.

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ehbrah@mauitime.com MAUI BUTT-HEADS To all you buttheads out there, that's right, the smokers who toss their cigarette butts out of their cars: What are you people thinking? You tourists or visitors, when you visit someone's home do you stub your butt out on their carpets? So what makes you think Maui is a great big ashtray?!! Guess what, morons? Your fancy convertible comes standard with an ashtray - why don't you use it?! Residents, don't start laughing yet, you guys are even worse!! Yeah, I see you in your Maui cruisers, flicking still lit cigarettes out as you drink your pau hanas on the road! Even the "rich" flick their butts out of their fancy Lexus, BMW's and Mercedes! What?! Can't pay for detailing?!! Buttheads come from all races, all walks of life. We need to pass more "No Smoking" laws in public - we would get rid of pollution, and the biggest litterers on Maui!

- Tired of your ugly butts!

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Test Flush!

MTW’s roving news crew checks out Haleakala’s new restrooms Center, we found bicycling legions of For the last 40 years, visitors to tourists and brightly colored rain gearHaleakala National Park have had to put clad visitors scurrying around the up with restrooms rivaling those plaguing parking lot in the piercing chill, all third world nations. But now, thanks to hunting for the new 21st Century the National Park Service, tourists, hikers restrooms before they headed down and travelers can relax in new, space-age the slope. facilities.

We approached the building Last weekend, our new quasi-imperious cautiously. We had heard many editor-in-chief sent us all the way to rumors about them on the jourHaleakala to conduct, well, a test flush of ney - they were new, they were the new restrooms. Wearing shorts and clean, they had two different swimsuits - pretty much your typical kinds of soap. Some rumors were island garb meant for a weekend of fun true, others, just more bathroom and sun in Hana - three of us suffered myths. through the winding, three-hour trek up The first thing we noticed as we entered to the summit. the ladies room was the shiny new tile lining Did I mention it took three hours to get the floor. Mr. Clean wasn't there, but it was there? Yeah. That's a long time to be in a clear he had come through recently. car just to get to freaking restrooms. One The room was sparkling. A row of ceramic of the things we found out right away was sinks faced a dozen immaculate stalls. A fullthat there are tons of ways you can curse length mirror and two chrome hand-dryers your editor. Tons. flanked the sinks. Soft, natural light bathed the Upon arrival at the summit Visitor whole room from skylights, complementing the desert sand hue of the wood, ceramic and tile decor. It didn't take long for my companions Katy Leahey and Christy Miles to realize that the hand-dryers doubled as verywelcomed body warmers.

One visitor, Karen Stewart of Arizona, noted that there wasn't a dispenser for seat covers, paper towels or soap. We all agreed these items were essential, but then again, the restroom was free of sticky clutter.

Inspecting the men’s room was a bit trickier, seeing as how we were a team of three women.

Miles volunteered to go in first.

Standing just outside the door, she shouted "Hello!" There was no reply. Yet she'd only taken a step inside when she noticed some guy's feet ankle-deep in pants.

"Women don't do that!" she yelled, safely outside. We all agreed.

I decided on a different approach, and walked up to one reasonable-looking guy walking out.

"Excuse me, could you please take a picture of a urinal for me?" I asked, with what was probably more than a little trepidation.

He shrugged his shoulders and took my camera, without That special place, where original ideas are born

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BY SOPHIA FARIDI

The Olinda Cat Sightings 1. What type of cat is the "big cat"?

2. What do you think it eats?

3. What should you do in case of an encounter?

4. Has it killed anybody?

5. Is it the cat on the MGM logo? even uttering a word. A few moments later he was back with said photo.

"Aren't you going to ask me why?" I called out as he walked away.

"Uh, no, that's okay," he kind of half-chuckled as he headed to his friends in the parking lot. He walked kind of fast, but that might just have been the cold.

The old facilities were barbaric, to say the least. Because the old-style restrooms still exist at the other end of the Haleakala National Park in Kipahulu, we were able to see exactly what the tourists and hikers once dealt with.

"The toilets are a scary, bottomless hole to hell," said Miles, understating as usual the sheer horror of the place. Leahey got a bit closer to the truth, observing how, when you sit down inside, "a blast of air like that from a volcano hits you right in the crack."

The overwhelming awfulness of the place comes from the fact that the restrooms still utilize the ancient system of solar-powered ventilation. In fact, according to park ranger Katie Meyerhans, park guests often complain about the terrible smell. Once, Meyerhans said she saw a woman vomit shortly after running out of the bathroom.

"They are in need of improvement," Meyerhans said. "The composting toilets are based on the trade winds. When the Kona winds blow, the system doesn't work. That is when they stink."

With the $10 that the park collects from guests and donations, construction should begin in the fall. But for those who have already seen the promised land at Haleakala, the fall will not come too soon.

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CHAITANYA BELISLE Student and Makawao resident of 7 years 1. A leopard.

2. Chickens. There's a million chickens and roosters over here.

3. Stand still and it will probably leave. Just smile at it.

4. NO WAY! 5. What!??

LISE TEICHNER Kihei resident of 7 months 1. A panther.

2. Whatever it finds. Dead birds, road kill, animals in the jungle.

3. Call animal control.

4. No, I seriously doubt it.

5. No! I know that for sure. That's a lion.

STEVE OMAR Maui resident of 36 years 1. A jaguar or a panther or a tiger. I haven't seen it. I think it's out of a UFO. There's been a lot of UFO sightings near the crater.

2. Probably chickens and stuff like that.

3. People should treat it the way the Mayan goddess used to charm big cats. Don't let it sense your fear. Animals can pick up fear vibrations.

4. No. You'd hear about it but they should capture it using remote feelers or psychics the way the CIA does.

5. No I don't think so.

(No experts or officials were willing to speak on this matter.)

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MAN'S WORLD Australian biologist Mark Elgar, writing in Nature magazine, described the tiny male Zeus bug as having the idyllic, work-free life, with food, transportation (piggy-back) and unlimited sex being eagerly provided by the female Zeus (though Elgar said he is baffled at how the male got so lucky) (July). And Agence FrancePresse reported from Seville, Spain, during a political forum just prior to the national elections, that a female campaign worker shouted to Prime Minister Jose Maria Aznar that "you have really nice ones" and "You may be short, but you've got them firmly attached" (May).

UNDIGNIFIED DEATHS A 23-year-old man who opened the passenger door of a pickup truck to urinate (even though the truck was zooming along Houston's Southwest Freeway at the time) fell out and was fatally run over (June). And Sonny Morris El, 32, was sentenced to 10 years in prison for a collision that caused the death of a 25-year-old woman, who was sitting in his lap having sex with him while he drove (Monmouth, Ill., June). And driver Michael Lappin, 18, was set for trial after his arrest for fatally hitting another driver after losing control of his car because he was receiving oral sex from a woman as he drove (Green Bay, Wis., June).

ALSO, IN THE LAST MONTH Two Harare, Zimbabwe, mortuary workers were charged with renting out corpses to motorists so they could go to the head of gasstation lines, since hearses get preferred treatment. A 30-year-old man was sentenced to probation for entering a funeral home's living nativity scene last Christmas and having sex with one of the sheep (Charleston, W.Va.).

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Love Me, I'm (Not Really) A Liberal Liberal Democrats project their desires onto Howard Dean Howard Dean, media-anointed Lord of the Left and Prince Protector of Progressivism, is surfing a tsunami of Democratic discontent that could carry him to the White House. But as Vermonters tell anyone who's willing to listen, the former governor they call "Ho-Ho" is at best a leftie-come-lately.

"The Howard Dean you are seeing on the national scene is not the Dean that we saw around here for the last decade.

He's moved sharply left," says John McClaughry of the Ethan Allen Institute, a rightie think tank, of Dean's campaign rhetoric.

Vermont created proto-gay marriage "civil unions" during Dean's term--but that was the state Supreme Court's doing, not his. Even though Vermont's constitution didn't require him to balance the budget, he was a fierce deficit hawk who vetoed proposed Democratic spending. He sided with ski resort owners over environmentalists. And when big business called, he always picked up the phone. "We would meet privately with him three to four times a year to discuss our issues, and his secretary of commerce would call me once a week just to see how things were going," gushes IBM's John O'Kane.

According to Vermonters, Dean is a shrewd operator who saw millions of antiIraq war demonstrators last spring for what they were: untapped Democratic primary voters. A few well-placed verbal broadsides spread his reputation as the only presidential contender willing to go

after Bush while other Democrats remained silent or supported his war. His opportunistic Bush-bashing attracted liberal voters tired of being taken for granted and disgusted by donothing "Republican Lite" Dems. Liberals are driving Dean's come-from-nowhere campaign, but they don't share his take on most issues. "If he gets the nomination, he'll run back to the center and be more mainstream," predicts Republican resort owner Bill Stenger. "He was not a left-wing wacko."

Dean's supporters don't believe what they're told. They hear what they want to believe, and Dean provides the strident vagaries that fuel their self-delusion. "We need to know what the president knew and when he knew it," he spat when Bush got caught lying about Iraqi weapons of mass destruction in his State of the Union address.

That reference to the 1974 Nixon impeachment hearings affirmed many Democrats' belief that Bush deserves serious punishment

DEAN'S SUPPORTERS DON'T BELIEVE WHAT THEY'RE TOLD. THEY HEAR WHAT THEY WANT TO BELIEVE, AND DEAN PROVIDES THE STRIDENT VAGARIES THAT FUEL THEIR SELF-DELUSION. Even as Joe Lieberman berates Dean for pulling the Democratic Party too far left, Ohio Congressman Dennis Kucinich attacks him from the left, as nothing more than another Clinton--a Democrat in name only. "If someone wants to be a fiscal conservative, a good place to start is the Pentagon budget and he's already taken it off the table," rages Kucinich.

(Dean on the military: "I don't think you can cut the defense budget.") "How in the world can you be for peace when you won't touch a Pentagon budget that needs war to expand, that needs war in order to justify itself?"

for lying about Iraq, but will President Dean turn over Bush to the International War Crimes Tribunal? Not bloody likely. And how can antiwar types reconcile Dean's support for Bush's invasion of Afghanistan?

Clinton played libbies the same way in 1992.

The pro-business Arkansas governor promised to stand up for workers--without naming specifics. But when he moved into 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Clinton approved procorporate, GOP-authored "free trade" agreements that robbed Americans of millions of high-paying jobs, trashed the environment and

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did almost zilch to improve employee rights.

But there was nothing that lefties could do.

Where could they turnâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;the Republicans?

They'd projected their leftiest hopes and dreams onto their "Democratic" president; no matter how often Clinton betrayed them, they stuck with him.

There's plenty of ideological self-delusion to go around. On the Republican side, George W. Bush transformed a $4 trillion federal budget surplus (over 10 years) into a $6 trillion deficit.

He created an extravagantly wasteful cabinetlevel bureaucracy, the Department of Homeland Security, whose sole function is the issuance of color-coded press releases. How do fiscal conservatives justify a guy who argues that wasting $10,000,000,000,000 doesn't matter? Political projection. Never mind that Bush is the biggest tax and spender of any nation that has ever existed in human history; in their wacko fantasy world, he's still a "conservative."

If elected, Dean says, he plans "to do what Clinton did in 1993. We need to make a genuine effort to start to balance the budget to restore investor confidence. The second thing I would do is to support the small-business community." Some leftie! Like Clinton, he'll clean up the Republican deficit, making it impossible to fund Democratic social programs. He's prodefense and pro-business. He's committed to the environment but he'll likely disappoint liberals on health care, taxes and trade.

Dean doesn't lie about his intentions. "I'll govern the same way I did in Vermont," he promises. So he's not the Great Left Hope. But anybody-but-Bush Democrats desperately need a hero, and Dean's elected.

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Ben Ines 34, Lahaina Golf Business I would probably haunt my shop teacher. When I was in school, he told me I wouldn't make it. I considered that an insult.

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Love Me, I'm (Not Really) A Liberal Liberal Democrats project their desires onto Howard Dean Howard Dean, media-anointed Lord of the Left and Prince Protector of Progressivism, is surfing a tsunami of Democratic discontent that could carry him to the White House. But as Vermonters tell anyone who's willing to listen, the former governor they call "Ho-Ho" is at best a leftie-come-lately.

"The Howard Dean you are seeing on the national scene is not the Dean that we saw around here for the last decade.

He's moved sharply left," says John McClaughry of the Ethan Allen Institute, a rightie think tank, of Dean's campaign rhetoric.

Vermont created proto-gay marriage "civil unions" during Dean's term--but that was the state Supreme Court's doing, not his. Even though Vermont's constitution didn't require him to balance the budget, he was a fierce deficit hawk who vetoed proposed Democratic spending. He sided with ski resort owners over environmentalists. And when big business called, he always picked up the phone. "We would meet privately with him three to four times a year to discuss our issues, and his secretary of commerce would call me once a week just to see how things were going," gushes IBM's John O'Kane.

According to Vermonters, Dean is a shrewd operator who saw millions of antiIraq war demonstrators last spring for what they were: untapped Democratic primary voters. A few well-placed verbal broadsides spread his reputation as the only presidential contender willing to go

after Bush while other Democrats remained silent or supported his war. His opportunistic Bush-bashing attracted liberal voters tired of being taken for granted and disgusted by donothing "Republican Lite" Dems. Liberals are driving Dean's come-from-nowhere campaign, but they don't share his take on most issues. "If he gets the nomination, he'll run back to the center and be more mainstream," predicts Republican resort owner Bill Stenger. "He was not a left-wing wacko."

Dean's supporters don't believe what they're told. They hear what they want to believe, and Dean provides the strident vagaries that fuel their self-delusion. "We need to know what the president knew and when he knew it," he spat when Bush got caught lying about Iraqi weapons of mass destruction in his State of the Union address.

That reference to the 1974 Nixon impeachment hearings affirmed many Democrats' belief that Bush deserves serious punishment

DEAN'S SUPPORTERS DON'T BELIEVE WHAT THEY'RE TOLD. THEY HEAR WHAT THEY WANT TO BELIEVE, AND DEAN PROVIDES THE STRIDENT VAGARIES THAT FUEL THEIR SELF-DELUSION. Even as Joe Lieberman berates Dean for pulling the Democratic Party too far left, Ohio Congressman Dennis Kucinich attacks him from the left, as nothing more than another Clinton--a Democrat in name only. "If someone wants to be a fiscal conservative, a good place to start is the Pentagon budget and he's already taken it off the table," rages Kucinich.

(Dean on the military: "I don't think you can cut the defense budget.") "How in the world can you be for peace when you won't touch a Pentagon budget that needs war to expand, that needs war in order to justify itself?"

for lying about Iraq, but will President Dean turn over Bush to the International War Crimes Tribunal? Not bloody likely. And how can antiwar types reconcile Dean's support for Bush's invasion of Afghanistan?

Clinton played libbies the same way in 1992.

The pro-business Arkansas governor promised to stand up for workers--without naming specifics. But when he moved into 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Clinton approved procorporate, GOP-authored "free trade" agreements that robbed Americans of millions of high-paying jobs, trashed the environment and

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But there was nothing that lefties could do.

Where could they turnâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;the Republicans?

They'd projected their leftiest hopes and dreams onto their "Democratic" president; no matter how often Clinton betrayed them, they stuck with him.

There's plenty of ideological self-delusion to go around. On the Republican side, George W. Bush transformed a $4 trillion federal budget surplus (over 10 years) into a $6 trillion deficit.

He created an extravagantly wasteful cabinetlevel bureaucracy, the Department of Homeland Security, whose sole function is the issuance of color-coded press releases. How do fiscal conservatives justify a guy who argues that wasting $10,000,000,000,000 doesn't matter? Political projection. Never mind that Bush is the biggest tax and spender of any nation that has ever existed in human history; in their wacko fantasy world, he's still a "conservative."

If elected, Dean says, he plans "to do what Clinton did in 1993. We need to make a genuine effort to start to balance the budget to restore investor confidence. The second thing I would do is to support the small-business community." Some leftie! Like Clinton, he'll clean up the Republican deficit, making it impossible to fund Democratic social programs. He's prodefense and pro-business. He's committed to the environment but he'll likely disappoint liberals on health care, taxes and trade.

Dean doesn't lie about his intentions. "I'll govern the same way I did in Vermont," he promises. So he's not the Great Left Hope. But anybody-but-Bush Democrats desperately need a hero, and Dean's elected.

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Buzzy Kerbox

Gorgeous girls in bikinis, strapping surfers, free food, good tunes and solid competition was pretty much the order of the day at the North Shore Paddle 2003 at Paia Bay. Not your typical surfing competition, since no one actually surfed, The North Shore Paddle was about, well, paddling. Specifically, paddling 12-foot boards from Ho`okipa to Paia Bay. "I teach surfing and paddling gets people so worn out," said Buzzy Kerbox, the winner of the Paddleboard Division. "They can't believe it until they try it."

Out of the four divisions--Surfboard, Lifeguard, Paddleboard and Body Board--the Paddleboard Division carried the most prize money and attracted the biggest names.

"Paddleboarding races have been around since the ‘30s and ‘40s and were always part of the surf culture, but their popularity died off for a time and is now making a resurgence," said Kerbox. "It's the perfect way to keep in shape in the summer and the better paddler you are, the better waves you can catch."

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Kerbox won the Surfboard Division three times, missed a year, then this year entered the Paddleboard Division, attracted by the $300 prize. "I'm already in my late 40s and I knew I had my work cut out for me," he said.

"It's hard when you know the young guys are gunning for you."

The Paddleboard Division attracted other big names too, like Dave Kalama. "It's really fun, not much pressure," said Kalama. "It's good competition with the guys I paddle with all year. It's not too serious and carries a lot of bragging rights."

Other competitors included the mother/daughter team of Rachel and Maggie Dunn of old school seaside community of San Clemente, California.

"It feels good to beat Mom," said Maggie, who beat her 40-year-old mom, making the highlight of their annual one-month stay in Paia. "She needs to paddle a little harder to beat me."

"I thought I'd smoke her, but it feels good to be beaten by my daughter," said Rachel. "I'm old already, but Maggie's gonna be good."

The fifth annual event comes courtesy of Jud and Kelly Lau of Hana Highway Surf. Kelly Lau also organized a fashion show that featured eyecatching styles from local brands like Chicks With Sticks. Attractive models from Hana Highway Surf slinked down a sand catwalk to show off the latest in beachwear.

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that includes the whole community, like the Paia Youth Center. All proceeds benefit the Junior Lifeguard Program and the Hawaiian Lifeguard Association.

"Jud does a great thing for the community.

I just want to support his support of the community," said Kalama. "It's a stoker that he gets anybody who's interested to compete with high end Paddleboarders."

"Anybody can do it," said Jud Lau. "It's for the accomplishment and not the competition, so no one walks away feeling like a loser. Parents and kids participate together and it's always fun when the kids beat their parents. We wanted to do something different than the regular surf competitions.

Since it is flat in summer, we started the paddling race, but there always seem to be waves on the day of the event." MTW

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In Search of

Soulmates On Love and a Rock Opera Check the personal ads sometime and you'll see that just about everyone is looking for a soul mate.

Sure, we're all looking for that special someone to understand us, to celebrate our lives with us, to challenge us in ways that help us grow. You know, Ward and June with more passion; Lucy and Ricky with less pummeling.

Do soul mates actually exist? Patricia Watson thinks so. Sort of.

"You have to find your own power, your own reason for being, before you can find your soul mate," she says. "And even then, it is up to God." Watson is the writer, composer and star of Soulmates: A Rock Opera. She is a devout Roman Catholic whose faith runs. Her rock opera is largely based on that faith.

In the summer of 1986, Watson and her oldest son sat in a German church. Right after the Consecration, Watson says, she got the idea to do a rock opera--a story about love and the music business. Now, 17 years later, Watson's rock opera will premiere on stage this week in the Castle Theater.

Soulmates is the story of Jessica, a rising pop music wanna-be played by Watson, struggling to break into the business while appeasing her family. Co-star Joe (played by James Milanesa) is the rock star who has money, fame and a supermodel girlfriend, but lacks emotional feeling.

Both characters want love and spiritual enlightenment. Jessica sees a priest, played by wellknown songwriter, singer and poet Rod McKuen (McKuen has written songs for Madonna and Sinatra, among others), who tells her to "dream of you and love together." Joe finds his answer on a retreat with Sister Theresa, played by TV and film star Mary Jo Catlett (remember the maid "Pearl" from Different Strokes? That's her. Ditto Mrs. Puff on Spongebob Squarepants).

The opera offers talent from both Maui and the mainland. David Galligan, a former Los Angeles Times theater critic and publicist for Elizabeth

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Taylor, Richard Burton and Henry Fonda, directs the opera. The show also features Hawaii recording artists Kelly Covington, Priscilla Basque, Scott Hernandez, Gina Martinelli, Sascha Alexander, and Lono.

"We are now 50 people working on this project-the cast, the crew, the band," said Watson.

"Every person carries with them their magnificence and their problems, but mostly, their synergy. We are a family, and like a family, if you don't get attached to any little problems, everything works out."

Singer/songwriter Scott Hernandez, who plays the "Too American" character in the opera, agrees.

"Developing relationships has been the best part about working on this play," he said. "Everyone brings their own sense of spirituality, talent and style to it, and now we're our own circle of soul mates. We burp and fart around each other just like family.

"If I was doing this project, I would be in the hospital, loaded up on Xanex through an IV, but [Watson] is skipping right through it. Pure eye and ear candy that will appeal to everyone," he added.

The show is, of course, religious. But Hernandez denies that will alienate viewers.

"It's not done sappy or preachy," said Hernandez. "The message is about self-discovery, not religion."

Of course, Hernandez says on opening night the cast will be having a little religious celebration of their own.

"We've been in hell week, working ten hour days to prepare for the show," he said. "I guarantee on opening night, there will be a serious post-party with a lot of wine. The blood of Jesus himself will be flowing on that night."

So what about soul mates? Does Hernandez believe they exist? Does he have one?

"Absolutely," he said, though he admitted he's no longer together with his soul mate. "Soul mates are infinite and divine. There's no question when you find yours. There's a light shining, an energy flowing, there are oohs and ahhs and choirs singing in the background."

And there's hope for all those imperfect souls out there, too. "You don't necessarily have to find yourself before you can find your soul mate," he said. "Your soul mate can help you find yourself."

But what if you have found yourself and still can't find your man? Or woman? Or whatever it is you're looking for?

"Go to Henry's," advises Watson. Then again, if you can't find someone at Henry's, she laughs, keep looking. And keep working on yourself.

"Instead of 'bring me my soul mate,' we should say, 'make me whole in who I am,'" said Watson.

"We don't become the people we really want to be because it's too easy to go to the beach, to go drinking, to have short-term relationships. We're lazy. But if become the best person we can be, maybe it's then that we attract the right mate."

So Watson has found her soul mate. Right?

"Not yet," she said, but she's in the market. In the market for a soul mate.

Enough to put an ad in the paper?

"Right now, I'm too busy even think about it," she said. "But maybe after this week, once I become a real rock opera writer/performer, I'll have become the person I am meant to be. I'll have gone from wannabe to living proof. And then, who knows."

The good news, she believes, is that just about everybody is looking. "People say they are quite content by themselves, but if you join two different energy forces and put them in a loving, working, harmonious relationship, you suddenly have a force to be reckoned with," she said. "Everyone knows that truth deep down, and everyone yearns for it."

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Watson said. "This is a simple love story that happens to be placed in the music business. And the emotions are told through a journey of incredible music.

"I know my own search for love, my friends' search for love, my ex's search for love, my children's search for love. In reality, we all want to be able to love deeply-not to be loved, but to love. You just never know when it can happen," she added.

So soul mates exist. Yeah. I think.

Maybe. You know what? Who cares.

Did you ever think that perhaps the soul mate isn't what's important?

That it's the search that leads us to who we really are?

I have no idea. But I am going to Henry's.

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when I walked into Stella Blues Cafe, halfexpecting to roll into some dingy juke joint with “China Cat” tinkling in the background. What I found was nothing like it.

Stella Blues is a classy place. Sure they call it casual, but come on. That's casual food with an upscale feel, maybe. Where were the old weathered deadheads, downing dark beers and talking set lists? Where were the longhaired hippie chicks bearing batiks and spinning themselves silly? And where could I find myself a good and greasy grilled cheese sandwich for just $1?

Stella Blues Cafe is the result of what happens when hippies grow up. Or, in this case, when hippies grow up and their kids take over. The only thing Grateful Dead about the place is a tie-died menu and a few framed show posters hanging on the walls.

Sure, Stella Blues may not be a Dead Head's home-away-from-home, but it is a great place to go. In June, the owners moved the place to a bigger location, one offering a bigger bar and a larger dinner crowd. The new site has a warm ambience at night. The bamboo tables are candle-lit and cast shadows over smooth peach walls. Loud laughter and kitchen clatter echoes over an open ceiling, and pop artist Sade murmurs lover's rock

over the in-house stereo.

The menu is expansive and tempting.

Owner Kale Boverman says Stella Blues offers a "mosh posh of everything," including steak from Maui Cattle Company, fish caught from Maui boats and locally grown vegetarian dishes. There are small plates, like the Mexicali Shrimp and Mango Wings, and big plates, including everything from pork chops to seafood stew, tofu to meatloaf "like you wish mama had made." They also serve your standard pizza, burgers and pastas.

We filled our table with a wide sampling of appetizers and entrees. The coconut shrimp came in two hearty skewers with a side of sweet and sour tang. A canoe of chicken taquitos dipped in fruit salsa was about as lip smacking as fried food can get. For our entrée, we tried Toby's Tofu Tia – seasoned tofu bites with onions, sprouts and a spicy barbecue-flavored sour cream, all blanketed in a wrap and garnished with greens. The wrap was a little wet on the inside, but otherwise light and tasty.

Stella Blues offers a stunning dessert tray.

Lilokoi cheesecake, macadamia nut fudge chunks, Oreo cookie pies and banana split cakes. Banana split cakes?! Never in my wildest banana split dreams did I imagine the great banana split could come in cake form. But it does, and it's every bit as wonderful as you would think. The desserts look small, but watch out. Our plate of bread pudding was so big and buttery, I wanted to lay my head in it and go night-night.

Stella Blues Cafe serves breakfast from 7:30 to 11 a.m. (Sundays until 2 p.m.), lunch from 11-4 p.m., dinner from 5-10 p.m., and pupus until midnight. The restaurant also offers outdoor seating, catering and banquet rentals for up to 30 people.

"We've been here for 10 years," said Boverman. "There are not too many restaurants on the island that can say that. We've outlived them all. We're working on a game room in the back with darts, fooze ball and pool tables that should be open by the end of September."

Keep in mind that shoes and shirts will be required. All right, that's it. I'm going back on tour.

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DININGLISTINGS CENTRAL MAUI Ale House - Wide selection of food with sports and games all around. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave. 877–9001 Aloha Grill - 22 different burgers including veggie styles, plus all the extras. Dairy Road Marketplace. 893–0263 Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin & more. Plus a large variety of tapioca. 270 Dairy Rd. 877-2400 Bangkok Cuisine - Casual setting featuring exceptional Thai food with plenty of crisp vegetables and fresh seafood. Lunch, dinner, or take-out. 395 Dairy Road, Unit F. 893-0026 Biwon Restaurant - Fresh and flavorful, authentic Korean food. Open 10am to 10pm, lunch and dinner. 752 Lower Main 244-7788 Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. Open Monday thru Saturday. 134 W Kamehameha Ave. 877-3055 Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. Plate lunches, steak plates and amazing chicken katsu. Very casual; sit and eat or get your food to go. Also have a location in Kihei.

425 Koloa St. 871-7782 Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant Excellent service and fair prices with dishes like

Kung Pao Chicken, Crispy Gau Gee Mein, Sweet and Sour Pork, and Honey Walnut Prawns. Maui Mall 8931628 Dunes Restaurant - Adventuresome revisions of local and American breakfast, lunch and dinner favorites. Maui Lani Golf Course. 877–7461 Fiesta Time - Quality Mexican taqueria. Order ala carte or combo specials with the freshest ingredients.

1132C Lower Main. 249-8463 Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Breakfast, lunch and dinner featuring modestly priced Japanese and Local cuisine. Kahului Shopping Center. 871–6977 Manaña Garage - Latin American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Try the Chicken Tortilla Epozote, vegetarian enchiladas and paella. Cool and quaint bar with margaritas aplenty. 33 Lono St., Ste 150. 873–0220 Maui Coffee Roasters - Ono grinds and freshly roasted coffee in a fun and casual atmosphere makes this the place to ‘take five’. 444 Hana Hwy. 877–CUPS Maui Beach Hotel - Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. Features range from Shabu Shabu (tons of meat) to sushi and Japanese. Call for buffet schedule. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului. 877-0051 Mike’s Restaurant - Authentic Chinese cooking and Ono local grinds. Open for breakfast. lunch and dinner.

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244-7888 Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from the Kitchen Sink burritos to quesadillas ala carte.

Casual dining, pinatas available too. 395 Dairy Rd. 877–8707 Ruby’s - Walk down memory lane at this fabulous fifties cafe. Quintessential American dining morning to night. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 248-7829 Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat & seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. 2119 Vineyard 244-1567 Saigon Cafe - Wailuku’s hidden secret! Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. 1792 Main 243-9560 Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites including Loco Moco and Shoyu Chicken. 97 Wakea Ave. 877-0121 Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Specialty cakes and desserts, breads and pastries, with sandwiches, salads and soups for lunch. Open 6am-4pm Mon-Sat. 1740 Kaahumanu Ave. 243-2243 Tasty Crust - Local style cuisine for breakfast (try their famous hotcakes!), lunch & dinner. Serving Maui since 1944. 1770 Mill 244-0845 Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - A Hong Kong style Chinese seafood restaurant. They have over 100 menu choices at reasonable prices. Buffet style lunch takeout, as well as sit down dining. 1088 Lower Main St. 242-4371 Tokyo Tei - Lunch and dinner featuring teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, datsu, saimin and more. 1063 E. Lower Main St. 242-9630 Wei Wei BBQ and Noodle House - Very affordable Chinese cuisine, counter-service, delicious noodle dishes. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku 242-7928 Wow-Wee Cafe - Unique candy bars, ice cream shakes, bagels, coffees, great sandwiches, soups, and an oxygen bar. 333 Dairy Rd. 871-1414 <www.mauiwowwee.com>

SOUTH MAUI Antonio’s - Homemade Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere, extensive wine list and friendly service.

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BadaBing! - Homey Italian haven, award-winning thin crust pizzas, veal, calamari or chicken picatta. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 875–0811 Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Affordably priced Mediterranean cuisine. Open for dinner, pupus served until 1am. Live entertainment and dancing 10pm ‘til 1am. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., #314. 874-9299 Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks and sandwiches; everything from pizza to sushi. Eat outdoors overlooking the Ma’alaea Fishing Fleet or hang out in the classy atmosphere of the bar. Open for luch and dinner. Lower level of Ma’alaea Harbor Village. 244-8844 Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist; extensive wine list. Commanding ocean views from every table. Wailea Diamond Resort. 879–2224 Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffee, espressos, cappucinos, lattes, sandwiches, smoothies & salads. 1881 S. Kihei, #112. 879-4799 Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food.

Plate lunches, steak plates and amazing chicken catsu.

Very casual; sit and eat or get your food to go. Also have a location in Kahului. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., #A107.

875-7782 DeanO’s Maui Pizza Cafe - Top quality pizza with traditional toppings, full menu with salads, pasta and sandwiches. 2439 S. Kihei Rd. 891–2200 Dick’s Place - Incredible all-you-can-eat food specials, free pool playing with purchase. 8 pool tables.

2463 S. Kihei Rd. 874–8869 Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin & guitar, outdoor kiawe-wood-burning oven, all-day lunches and cucina rustica dinners. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000.

Five Palms Beach Grill - Local produce and fish featured in Pacific Rim cuisine. 2960 S. Kihei Rd. 879–2607 Greek Bistro - Moderately priced Greek and Continental Cuisine. Open for dinner 5-10pm. Kai Nani Village, 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 879-9330 Harlow’s Restaurant - Enjoy fine dining among the cozy and chic furniture and great sunset views. 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 879–1954 Harry’s Sushi Bar - Japanese cuisine with fresh &

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Located next to Hapa’s Nightclub. Open 5pm to 2am Mon.-Sat. Lipoa St. 891-MEXI Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900 Kai Ku Ono - A tapas-style menu, where everything is ala carte, special late night menu and sushi. Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner with bar and lounge area. 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 875–1007 Kihei Caffe - Affordable breakfast & lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches, huli chicken, and fresh fish. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 879-2230 Life’s a Beach - Food & drinks in a fun atmosphere. Best Mex, nachos, burritos, prime rib, and grilled mahimahi are just some of the specialties. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 891–8010 Lobster Cove - Seafood, steak, lobster at its best in a relaxed and casual atmosphere. Open 5pm to midnight daily. 100 Ike Dr. 879–7677 Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. Ask the server for details. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr. 891–8883 LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings & Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more in a fun, upbeat tiki-fied atmosphere with a great bar and huge deck.

1945 S. Kihei Rd. 879-9944 Ma`alaea Grill - Reasonably priced fine dining overlooking the harbor from the Maui Ocean Center. Ma`alaea Harbor Village Shops.

243–2206 Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and Continental cuisine. Open for dinner daily from 5pm. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli Street. 244-9028 Marco’s South Side Grill - A lavish and beautiful setting, compliments the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 1445 S. Kihei Rd.

874–4041 Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’Irish food, whiskey and beer. Breakfast is served till 3PM. 100 Kaukahi St. Wailea 874–1131 Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish preparations. Kea Lani Hotel. 879–7224 Pita Paradise - Good food, fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro”, salads or wraps, with outdoor lanai. Kihei Kalama Village Center. 875–7679 Roy’s Kihei Bar & Grill - Mouth-watering Hawaiian fusion entrees in a spacious and upbeat atmosphere.

Open nightly from 5:30 to 10pm. Fine dining, reservations recommended. Piilani Shopping Center, 303 Piikea Ave. 891-1120 Sansei Restaurant - Japanese based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. Award winning cuisine, early bird and late night specials. 1881 S. Kihei Rd. 879–0004 Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic.

Private VIP table available. 2980 S. Kihei Road.

875–7555 Sausage Shack - Sausage sandwiches, even chicken or turkey, killer burgers and healthy vegetarian stuff.

Sip a beer or margarita outside on the lanai. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 874–6444 Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck, oceanfront dining at its finest! Four Seasons Resort Wailea. 8748000 Spices - Steak, seafood & more! Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd. 891-8860 Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner with daily specials. 1279 S. Kihei Rd. 874-3779 Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Relaxed island luxury in ambience and cuisine, with ocean views and live music. The Shops at Wailea. 875-9983

UPCOUNTRY Café Des Amis - Charming cafe with delicious sweet & savory crepes and Mediterranean fare. 42

Baldwin Ave. 579-6323 Café Mambo - International bistro featuring Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 30 Baldwin Ave. 579-8021 Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches & specialty cakes. 2 Baldwin Ave., Paia.

579-8770 Casanova - First class service, first class food. Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao. 572–0220 Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hankering for some grub? Charley’s serves it hearty and healthy from breakfast to dinner and beyond. 142 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia. 579–9453.

Cow Country Cafe - Homestyle breakfast and lunch in a decidedly bovine atmosphere. 7 Aewa Pl., Pukalani. 572-2395 Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. Chef Beverly Gannon’s awardwinning menu. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, Hali`imaile.

572–2666 Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking with aloha-filled ambience and local musicians. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. 575-2661 Island Tacos - Taco stand with fresh, made-to-order fish, beef, and chicken tacos. Daily, from 11am-4pm.

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere, with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining.

120 Hana Hwy, Pa`ia. 579–8844 Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual atmosphere, simple, affordable menu with fresh ingredients done right! 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. 575-5228 Kitada’s - Saimin for breakfast is a standard. Teri beef, hamburger steak, tofu and hekka all available.

3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. 572–7241 Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Upcountry’s familystyle restaurant with sweeping views of the island.

Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Haleakala Highway. 878-1535 Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6am to 10pm Sun. thru Thurs. - 6am to midnight Fri. and Sat. 137 Hana Highway, Paia. 5796009

Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food including breakfast, plate lunch, chow fun & more!

Catering available. 810 Kokomo Rd. 575-9363 Makawao Steak House - Classic and comfortable menu with daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. 572-8711 Mama’s Fish House - Fresh island fish with fresh local ingredients at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau. 579–8448 Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic, fresh & tasty mexican cuisine along with local favorites. 81 Makawao Ave/Pukalani Square 573-2998 Milagros Food Co. - South American cusine with an island influence. Best people watching spot in Pa`ia! Extensive tequila menu and delicious daily specials. 3 Baldwin St. 579–8755 Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. Bakery provides wonderful goodies for the sweet tooth. 71 Baldwin Ave., Pa`ia.

579–9999 Pa`ia Fish Market - By serving fresh local Hawaiian fish daily, they are the hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 100 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia.

579–8030 Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina, with nachos, burritos, ensaladas & more! 1202 Makawao Ave. 572-7808

WEST MAUI Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, shish kebabs, falafels and more!

Ya’Sou! Lahaina Cannery Mall 661-4300 A&J Kitchen, Deli & Bakery - Choose from American, Hawaiian, Korean and Chinese cuisines.

Bakery with cakes & cookies. Lahaina Center.

667–0623 Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin & more. Wide variety of tapioca.

Lahaina Cannery Mall 661-5566 Banyan Tree - “Eclectic Pacific Cuisine with a Hawaiian Twist.” Lodge atmosphere, ocean views.

Ritz Carlton Kapalua. 669–6200 BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly.

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Blue Lagoon - Casual dining with local grinds, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf Cinema Center. 661–8141 Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Fine Southern foods, with Forrest Gump movie memorabilia and logo wear in a lively, casual atmosphere. 889 Front St. 661–3111 Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. Delicious salads and Focaccia sandwiches.

839 Front St. 661–9491 Cafe Sauvage - Gourmet, hearty, satisfying fare in an unpretentious setting. Extensive beer and wine menu, after-dinner cordials, and desserts! 844 Front St. 661–7600 Canoes - Casual yet elegant dining serving a combination of island-inspired contemporary and traditional cuisine.1450 Front St. 661–0937 CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced “comfort foods” such as Reuben sandwiches, pot roast, freshly baked pies, and more! Open daily from 5:30am-6pm. 2580 Kekaa Drive Fairway Shops, Kaanapali 667-0968 Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Oceanview dining & Margarita bar - serving breakfast, lunch & dinner. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189 Cool Cat Cafe - ‘50s-style diner with lanai.

Delicious burgers and sandwiches, huge salads and classic fountain desserts. Lahaina Wharf Center, 667-0908 David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine dining in the intimate dining room on the ground floor of the Lahaina Inn building. 127 Lahainaluna.

667–5117 Erik’s Seafood & Sushi - Fresh seafood and sushi - great steamers! Open nightly. 843 Wainee St., Lahaina 662-8780 Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining with pizza and pasta from $6-$25. Open 11am to 12am daily. 505 Front Street, 661-8112.

Gazebo Restaurant - Full breakfast and lunch menu, casual atmosphere, beautiful oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapiilani Rd, 669-5621.

Gerard’s - Fine French dining in Lahaina. Rich, flavorful yet light foods await your taste buds.

174 Lahainaluna. 661–8939 Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie Maui’s own restaurant brewery, with rotisserie grill, featuring steak, seafood, and ambience, Also, late-night menu served until 1:30am!

4405 Honoapiilani Hwy. 669-3474 Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Live music and DJ dancing weekly. Love AllServe All. 900 Front St. 667–7400 Hecocks - Italian restaurant & cocktail lounge oceanside. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. 505 Front St., Lahaina 661-8810 Honokowai Okazuya & Deli - Gourmet plate lunches, sandwiches and pastas prepared as you order. Take out available. 3600-D Lower Honoapi`ilani Hwy. 665–0512 House of Saimin - Ono homemade Saimin, chicken sticks, and Haupia pie are just some of the local favorites here.Old Lahaina Center.

667–7572 Hula Grill - Barefoot Bar and beachside dining in a 1940’s style. Menu is a seafood lover’s delight. Whaler’s Village. 667–6636 i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views, and indoor or outdoor dining. 505 Front St. 661–8422 Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food, eclectic atmosphere, loungey ambience. Open for breakfast, lunch & dinner.

3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd. 667-0787 Jonny’s Burger Joint - Great burgers, as well as Mexican food, salads and friend items, served until midnight, with bar and pool table!

2395 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kaanapali. 661-4500 Kahuna Kabob - Healthy food, low prices!

Soups, brown rice, veggies & kabobs, will deliver. Lahaina Marketplace. 661–9999 Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib, and their famous Hula Pie, oceanside dining. 845 Front St. 661–4811 Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar, featuring teppanyaki cooking and fabulous sushi. Dinner nightly from 5:30-10pm., Sushi

5:30-11:30pm. 136 DickensonSt., Lahaina 667-5555 Lahaina Coolers - Off the beaten path “surf bistro”. Good food, good quality, late night menu. 80 Dickenson St., Lahaina 661–7082 Lahaina Fish Co. - Chef’s Signature Pacific Rim Specialties prepared with fresh island fish, and seafood, dine on the oceanside lanai. 831 Front St. 661–3472 Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway. 661-4495 Lemongrass - Serving ala carte to the seven course traditional Vietnamese dinner. Reasonably priced and full of flavor. 930 Waine`e St., Lahaina 667–6888 Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining, freshest ingredients, pasta, seafood and steaks. Dancing upstairs on Friday nights. 888 Front St. 667–2288 Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, cole slaw, and macaroni salad. Napili Plaza. 665–6262 Moose McGillicuddy’s - Great value, large portions, all you can eat specials and merry atmosphere. 844 Front St. 667–7758 Nachos Grande - Fresh mexican food, fast.

Vegetarian, too! Honokowai Marketplace. 662–0890 Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Sushi rolls, sashimi, various Japanese appetizers, sandwiches and more.

Maui Marriott, Kaanapali 667–1200 ext. 51 Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimpon-the-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion in a casual and lively atmosphere. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana 665-1822 Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront award-winning contemporary Pacific cuisine. 505 Front St. 667-4341.

Pancho & Lefty’s - Delicious and spicy appetizers, traditional and specialty Mexican food. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina 661–4666 Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s inexpensive Italian bistro with homestyle pasta, pizza and salad. 180 Dickenson St., Suite 113. 661–6633 Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch & dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina 661-36362 Plantation House Restaurant - Hawaiian Mediterranean cuisine. Breakfast, lunch & dinner daily. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua. 669-6299 Reilley’s - Known for their choice award winning beef. Gourmet steaks and seafood overlooking the Ka`anapali Golf Course’s 18th hole. 2290 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 667–7477 Roy’s Nicolina Restaurant - A quiet ambience suffuses this dining experience, enhanced by the Pacific Rim cuisine. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, upstairs.

669–5000 Rusty Harpoon Restaurant and Tavern Quench thirst, satiate hunger, and watch sports.

Large parties welcome. Whalers Village. 661–3123 Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA Prime Steak, fine wines. Dinner served nightly. 900 Front St., Lahaina 661-8815 Sansei Seafood Restaurant and Sushi Bar D.K. Kodama has combined the highest quality sushi bar infused with Hawai`i’s cultural flavors. 115 Bay Drive #115., Kapalua. 669–6286 Sea House Restaurant - Looking out over incredible Napili Bay, dining is an amazing experience here under the direction of Chef Michael Gallager. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy. 669–1500 Spats Trattoria - Step into old Northern Italy.

Tables are private, the Antipasti serves two. The Hyatt Regency. 667–4727 Sports Club Kahana Grill - Upscale, healthy restaurant inside Sports Club Kahana. Breakfast, lunch & take-out. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd. 669-3539 Swan Court - One of the top ten romantic restaurants in the world, extensive list of contemporary fine wines. Hyatt Regency Maui. 667–4727 Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had it, curry, pad thai, summer rolls and more. Old Lahaina Center. 667–2814 The Terrace Restaurant - Open from 6:30-11 a.m. serving breakfast only. Elegant dining, buffetstyle rotating menu ranging from “Beakfast on the Farm” to “Hawaiian Plantation-Style Breakfast”.

Special Mimosa and Bloody Mary menus. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua. 669-6200.

Tropica - Enjoy the fire and ice-themed restaurant where the cold food and drink bar is tucked between two “volcanoes.” The Westin Maui.

667–2525 Whale’s Tale - All open-air lanai dining. Casual dining, specials, large portions. 672 Front St. 667–4044

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Singin' 'Bout The Serial Killers 8mm Overdose carries a heavy metal tune Nobody really knows where we got the term "Heavy Metal." Since the late 1960s, at least on music critic has described this loud, energetic music as sounding much like "pieces of heavy metal falling from the sky." This is a particularly accurate depiction of Oahu's heavy metal band 8mm Overdose.

Heavy metal expresses human sentiment and ideas using dark, apocalyptic images. Ironically, Jack Patterson, 8mm Overdose's lead singer and creator, believes his mellow personality and even temper influences his hardcore music writing. "The music is the yin and the yang," he said.

Patterson is a happy person who loves life and finds his balance in the music he creates. Yet his real interests - the stuff that feeds the core of his musical catalog-comes from tales of serial killers, the History Channel and movies. "I don't like being ignored," he insists. "Whether they hate it, or love it, they will remember it."

In 1993, Patterson formed a fourpiece band called Machine. Never setting out to sing, Patterson failed to find a singer so he took the responsibility himself. Three years later, Robb Graves joined the band playing bass and backup vocals. A couple years later their guitarist quit, leaving the other members with a three-piece musical monstrosity.

This is essentially 8mm Overdose today: Jack Patterson (Screaming Monkey) on guitar and vocals; Robb Graves (Subsonic Molester) on bass and back-up vocals; and Kirk Powles (Stick Mutilator) on drums.

By 1999, the band's lawyer - incredibly, the band had legal representation urged them to change their name after discovering a heavy band in Europe also named Machine. After what must have

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been much discussion, the band re-named themselves 8mm Overdose. The change "upset" a label they had been dealing with in Los Angeles. Insisting that their "integrity" was at stake, the guys decided to become a hardcore "indie" band. "If you want to do it right, you have to do it yourself," said Graves.

The following year, 8mm Overdose released their "Harder Than Hardcore" album. Right now they're finishing their latest album "Execution Style" featuring 15 new songs and one cover of the Fear song "I Don't Care About You.".

Much to the band's amazement, 8mm Overdose is huge in, of all places, Japan.

They've toured Japan three times, including last year.

"Japan shows are bad ass," said Graves.

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According to Patterson, they play to particularly large crowds – sometimes in clubs that don't even sell alcohol.

8mm Overdose has also traveled the California coast five times. On one tour, they took a side trip to Arizona, then played with Jason Nustead's (former bass guitarist of Metallica) band Flopsum Jepson. Here on Maui, they played a number of times with Maui's voted #1 hardcore band Khrinj.

"Maui shows have always been the best," said Graves. "Maui always respects good music." Patterson agreed. "We almost embrace Maui as our home," he said.

Back home in Oahu, 8mm Overdose plays regular monthly gigs to a mostly military crowd. They have about a dozen endorsements lined up, including Ernie Ball, Ampeg, EMG, 3rd Rail Clothing, Pintech electronic

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Jägermeister sponsors about a hundred bands in the country including popular bands like Slayer and SkinLab. Jägermeister also promotes the OzFest. With 8mm Overdose, Hawaii now has its first Jäger band. And with the glory of being a Jäger band comes the need for Jägermeister girls, the well-known Jägerettes. 8mm Overdose is working on producing monthly Jäger gigs on the big island, Kauai, Oahu and Maui. In the future, they hope to bring other Jäger bands from the mainland to play in Hawaii.

8mm Overdose will be playing live with Maui’s own hard rockers Entity at the Kahului Ale House on Friday, and at Casanova in Makawao on Saturday. Both shows start at 10 p.m., it’s $5 to get in the door, and ladies, don’t forget your pasties, as you compete to be one of the coveted Jagermeister babes! MTW

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Nollie 180 kick flip to pretty boy A farewell-to-high-school road trip sets the tone for this juvenile but entertaining skateboard movie that gets all of the current dance moves right with a group of four friends pursuing their dream of becoming pro skateboarders and chasing girls. Young American skateboard culture is shown in all of its crude and goofy glory with a movie that is exactly what it presents itself as, a rollicking celebration of teenage ambition by way of the skateboard. Wild extreme skateboard tricks by pro skateboarders and plenty of sick-humored fun result in this frolicsome movie.

Of our four college-aged skateboard slackers, only nerdy Dustin (Adam Brody "The Ring") has any intentions of continuing his education in the halls of higher learning. Pretty boy Eric (Mike Vogel "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre") convinces his wayward buddies Matt (Vince Vieluf "Rat Race") and ladies man Sweet Lou (Joey Kern - "Cabin Fever") to follow their skateboard dream of getting signed to a pro skateboard team by catching up with pro skater Jimmy Wilson's national tour. Lou would rather laze around the group's Chicago suburb preying on its endless stream of local female talent if it weren't for the violent patriarchal attention he's been attracting. Besides, the road trip is predi-

cated on the use of Lou's van, which also doubles as a terrific skateboard obstacle that the boys use to demo their talents in parking lot displays.

A big part of the movie's charm is the soft-peddled attention given to the good-humored interaction between the friends, and even in confrontations with their rivals.

The guys punch each other, complain about their lack of money and rib each other without ever insulting. "Grind" is as much of a document of current day modes of expression among skateboarders as it is a comedy. And even there, most of the laughs are generated

by Vince Vieluf's rubber-mouthed mugging and constant antics of existential self-expression. Vieluf is a natural comic stealing focus even in cameo scenes with Tom Green-as a Rastafarian skate shop owner-or Bob Goldthwait-as a sexually challenged motel owner.

Admittedly, director Casey La Scala lets many scenes go on too long, and the film's overall pacing falters in spits of energy, but the movie attains an endearing charm pose from its looseness. It's refreshing to see a slightly amateurish film by a big studio like Warner Brothers, especially when the lighthearted subject of the movie is the often-repressed desire of young people to commit to a difficult goal.

"Grind" comes to life primarily in its extreme skating sequences that go from fantastic parking lot tricks to skatepark competitions filled with avid fans of the sport. In a nod to the underground movement of pool riders, there's a swimming pool sequence that requires the boys to do some serious cleaning before they can revel in the glory of carving tile and catching air. There's also plenty of vert skating and pipe riding to whet the appetite of any fan of the sport. The road trip climaxes at an extreme skating competition on the beach in Santa Monica.

Rad dudes and hot chicks abound as Eric calls the bluff of a white ghetto-fabulous sh*t talker to pull off tricks on the half-pipe that most skaters can only dream of executing.

Professional vert skating champions like Bucky Lasek, Bob Burnquist and Pierre Luc Gagnon do the jaw-dropping stunt double work that makes the actors look better than their actual skateboard talents would allow.

Jennifer Morrison ("Urban Legends") does the heavy lifting as sexy skateboard chick Jamie, who takes a romantic shine to Eric and put a cherry on the movie's feel-good ending.

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MY BOSS’S DAUGHTER - (PG13) - Romantic Comedy - When his mean boss asks him to housesit, a young man (Ashton Kutcher) tries to use it as an opportunity to win the heart of his boss's daughter (Tara Reid), on whom he has long had a crush. What he doesn't plan on is the long line of other houseguests that come along in the meantime...

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Respiro 5 & 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater Valeria Golino and Vincenzo Amato star in this romantic drama, set on a small island near Western Sicily, about a free-spirited young wife and mother whose sometimes erratic behavior leads her husband's family to question her stability. "Valeria Golino radiates a free-spirited vitality that recalls the young Sophia Loren. Palpably captures the down-to-earth, flesh-and-blood reality of high-spirited people living their lives without selfconsciousness" (Stephen Holden, NY Times). "In the annals of Mediterranean island love stories, Respiro reflects the effortless charm of a film like Il Postino" (Peter Debruge, Premiere Magazine). In Italian with English sub-titles. Rated PG-13. 90 min. Tickets: $7 w/MFF passport. $10 single.

New This Week MARCI X - (R) - Comedy - When protest breaks out over Dr. S's new CD, the owner of the rapper's record label, Ben Feld, is hospitalized by a heart attack. But his pampered daughter Marci, who's never set foot in the business world, steps in, stands up to Dr. S and tries to tone down his badboy edge. Stars Lisa Kudrow and Damon Wayans.

THE MEDALLION - (PG13) - Action/Comedy After getting killed on the job, a Chinese immigration officer (Jackie Chan) soon learns that he's still alive, but now has amazing supernatural abilities. The challenge is he has to learn how to use these new abilities while in the midst of fighting the bad guys.

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AMERICAN WEDDING - (R) - Comedy - The group of best friends from their days back at East Great Falls High reunite for the next great sexual adventure in their lives... the wedding of Jim (Jason Biggs) and Michelle (Alyson Hannigan), where Stifler (Seann William Scott) finds himself falling for Michelle's "knockout" sister.

BAD BOYS 2 - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - Two narcotics detectives (Will Smith, Martin Lawrence) have been assigned to a high-tech task force investigating the flow of designer ecstasy into Miami. This leads them to a conspiracy involving a vicious Kingpin, whose ambitions have ignited a bloody turf war. Also stars Gabrielle Union.

CHARLIE’S ANGELS 2: FULL THROTTLE - (PG13) Action/Comedy - The Angels (Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu) go undercover to retrieve valuable encrypted information that reveals the new identities of every person in the Federal Witness Protection Program. When witnesses start turning up dead, only the Angels, using their expertise as masters of disguise, espionage and martial arts, can stop the perpetrator, a mysterious 'fallen' Angel (Demi Moore).

FREAKY FRIDAY - (PG) - Comedy - A tomboy teenage girl, Annabel (Lindsay Lohan), and her widowed mother, Ellen (Jamie Lee Curtis), who are always arguing with each other, simultaneously wish they could be someone else, they somehow exchange bodies, as they both learn (or in the mother's case, remembers) what it's like to be in the other person's situation.

FREDDY VS. JASON - (R) - Horror - A group of teenagers find themselves stuck in the middle of a battle

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GRIND - (R) - Comedy - Four skaters follow the summer tour of a skateboard star from Chicago to Oceanside, CA, pulling tricks and tearing it up, in their wild attempts to get noticed and grab a major sponsor and a chance to become stars themselves.

LARA CROFT TOMBRAIDER 2: THE CRADLE OF LIFE - PG13 - Action/Adventure - This time around, archaeologist and explorer extraordinaire Lara Croft (Angelina Jolie) journeys to a temple, sunken underwater, that leads to a sphere that contains the mythical Pandora’s Box, only to have it stolen from her by Chen Lo, the leader of a Chinese crime syndicate, who’s in league with a bad guy named Reiss who wants to use the Box as a doomsday weapon.

OPEN RANGE - (R) - Western - Following the day-todayencounters of four cattle herders who roam the countryside without owning a particular piece of land, or "freegrazers", living in the final years of the Wild West, this film tells the story of how they eventually team up to rid a burgeoning remote town, Harmonville, from the machinations of a ruthlessly evil rancher, who forms a sort of makes the laws and rules, and enforces them using scare tactics and brute force. Stars Kevin Costner, Robert Duvall and Annette Bening.

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - Set in the Caribbean Sea in the 17th century, this is the story of a gentleman rogue of a pirate, Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), who teams up with the daughter (Keira Knightley) of a governor (Jonathan Pryce) to stop the evil plan of a ship of dangerous pirates (led by Geoffrey Rush) who are trying to reverse an ancient curse that leaves them stuck between life and death...

SEABISCUIT - PG13 - Action/Drama - This is the true story of a former bicycle repairman (Jeff Bridges), who owned a small, knobby-kneed horse called Seabiscuit, and teamed up with a half-blind ex-boxing prize fighter (Tobey Maguire) as the horse’s jockey, and a former “mustang breaker” Wild West performer (Chris Cooper) as the horse’s trainer, leading Seabiscuit to win the Horse of the Year honors in 1938.

SPY KIDS 3D: GAME OVER - PG - Action/Adventure - The continuing adventures of spy siblings Juni and Carmen Cortez (Daryl Sabara and Alexa Vega). Also stars Antonio Banderas.

STEP INTO LIQUID - (NR) - Documentary - This documentary profiles surfers and surfing locations all over the world, including the monstrous waves of Oahu's North Shore, the Gulf shores of Texas (where waves are created by oil supertankers), the ice-cold waters of Ireland, Santa Cruz, Costa Rica, the Cortez Banks, Da Nang in Vietnam, the tiny waves of Lake Michigan in Wisconsin and the tropics of Rapa Nui. More important than the diverse and often spectacular locations and waves, however, are the wide range of surfers that are profiled, challenging the stereotypes about the surfing counterculture.

S.W.A.T. - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - The tables are turned when the Los Angeles Police Department's S.W.A.T. (Special Weapons and Tactics) unit must protect a dangerous criminal. A grizzled veteran SWAT officer (Samuel L. Jackson) is given a second chance to cobble together a new SWAT team to protect the high-profile baddie. Also stars Colin Farrell, Oliver Martinez, Michelle Rodriguez and LL Cool J. UPTOWN GIRLS - (PG13) - Comedy - Molly Gunn (Brittany Murphy) is the freewheeling daughter of a late rock legend and the toast of the Manhattan social scene, but when her inheritance is stolen, Molly is forced to do something she's never done before - get a job. She becomes nanny to precocious Ray Schleine (Dakota Fanning - I Am Sam), an "eight-year-old going on forty."

Emotionally distant from her A&R executive mother Roma (Heather Locklear), Ray has grown up with a revolving door of nannies and too little stability. Molly and Ray both feel painfully alone in the world, but as they try to make their new arrangement work, each discovers in the other a true friend.

WHALE RIDER - (PG13) - Drama - A Maori tribe must contend with a female as she struggles to prove herself worthy as their leader after her twin brother dies.

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MAUI FILM FESTIVAL Castle Theatre, 572-3456 Respiro - PG13 - Wed 5, 7:30pm

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Maui Mall, 249–2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee $ Bad Boys 2 - R - Th (1:25), 6:55, Fr-W 6:55, 10 Charlie’s Angels 2 - PG13 - Th only (11, 4:30), 10 Freaky Friday - PG - Th (11:10, 11:30, 1:30, 2, 4, 4:30), 7:10, 7:30, 9:30, 9:45, Fr (11:30, 2, 4:30), 7:30, 9:45, SaSu (11:30, 2), 4:30, 7:30, 9:45, M-W (2, 4:30), 7:30, 9:45 Freddy vs. Jason - R - Th-Fr (11:15, 11:45, 1:40, 2:10, 4, 4:30), 7, 7:30, 9:20, 9:50, Sa-Su (11:15, 11:45, 1:40, 2:10), 4, 4:30, 7, 7:30, 9:20, 9:50, M-W (1:40, 2:10, 4, 4:30), 7, 7:30, 9:20, 9:50 Lara Croft Tombraider 2 - PG13 - Th (11:15, 2, 4:40), 7:15, 9:55, Fr (11:15, 2, 4:40), 7:20, 9:55, Sa-Su (11:15, 2), 4:40, 7:20, 9:55, M-W (2, 4:40), 7:20, 9:55 Marci X - R - Fr (11, 1:15, 3:20, 5:30), 7:40, 9:45, SaSu (11, 1:15, 3:20), 5:30, 7:40, 9:45, M-W (1:15, 3:20, 5:30), 7:40, 9:45 The Medallion - PG13 - Fr (11, 11:30, 1:15, 1:45, 3:30, 4:15, 5:40), 7:15, 7:50, 9:30, 10, Sa-Su (11, 11:30, 1:15, 1:45, 3:30), 4:15, 5:40, 7:15, 7:50, 9:30, 10, M-W (1:15, 1:45, 3:30, 4:15, 5:40), 7:15, 7:50, 9:30, 10 My Boss’s Daughter - PG13 - Fr (11:15, 1:20, 3:25, 5:30), 7:45, 9:50, Sa-Su (11:15, 1:20, 3:25), 5:30, 7:45, 9:50, M-W (1:20, 3:25, 5:30), 7:45, 9:50 Open Range - R - Th (12, 3:15), 7, 10, Fr (1, 4), 7, 10, Sa-Su (1), 4, 7, 10, M-W (1, 4), 7, 10 Pirates of the Caribbean - PG13 - Th (11, 2, 5), 7, 8, 10, Fr (1, 4), 7, 10, Sa-Su (1), 4, 7, 10, M-W (1, 4), 7, 10 Spy Kids 3D - PG - Th (11, 12, 1:10, 2:15, 3:20, 4:45, 5:30), 7:40, 9:45, Fr (11:30, 1:40, 4:10), Sa-Su (11:30, 1:40), 4:10, M-W (1:40, 4:10) Step Into Liquid - NR - Th (11, 12, 1:15, 2:15, 3:30, 4:30, 5:45), 7, 8, 9:30, 10, Fr (11, 1:15, 3:15, 5:30), 7:35, 9:40, SaSu (11, 1:15, 3:15), 5:30, 7:35, 9:40, M-W (1:15, 3:15, 5:30), 7:35, 9:40

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Queen Ka`ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 American Wedding - R - Daily (12:25, 2:45), 5:05, 7:20, 9:45 Grind - PG13 - Daily (12:35, 2:55), 5:10, 7:30, 9:45 Seabiscuit - PG13 - Daily (1), 4:05, 7:05, 10:05 S.W.A.T. - PG13 - Th-Su (12:20, 2:50), 5:20, 7:50, 10:20, M-W (12:45, 3:30), 7:15, 9:55 Uptown Girls - PG13 - Daily (12:25, 2:35), 4:45, 7:10, 9:30 Whale Rider - PG13 - Daily (12:40, 3), 5:20, 7:45, 10:05

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1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Freaky Friday - PG - Th (1:30), 4:30, 7:30, Fr-Sa (1:30), 4:45, 7:45, 10, Su-W (1:30), 4:45, 7:45 The Medallion - PG13 - Fr-Sa (1:45), 4:30, 7:30, 10:15, Su-W (1:45), 4:30, 7:30 Open Range - R - Fr-Sa (1), 4:10, 7, 9:45, Su-W (1), 4:10, 7 Pirates of the Caribbean - PG13 - Th only (1), 4:10, 7 Seabiscuit - PG13 - Th only (1:15), 4:15, 7:15 S.W.A.T. - PG13 - Th (1:45), 4:45, 7:45, Fr-Sa (1:15), 4:15, 7:15, 10, Su-W (1:15), 4:15, 7:15

FRONT STREET THEATERS

900 Front Street, 249–2222 American Wedding - R - Th 4:45, 7:15, 9:30, Fr-W 7:15, 9:30 Grind - PG13 - Th 4:30, 7, 9:45, Fr, M-W (4:45), Sa-Su (2:15, 4:45) My Boss’s Daughter - PG13 - Fr, M-W (4:15), 7, 9:45, Sa-Su (1:45, 4:15), 7, 9:45 Seabiscuit - PG13 - Th 4:45, 7:30, 10:15, Fr, M-W (4), 7, 9:55, Sa-Su (1, 4), 7, 9:55 S.W.A.T. - PG13 - Th 5, 7:30, 10, Fr, M-W (5), 7:30, 10, SaSu (2:15, 5), 7:30, 10

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658 Front Street, 249–2222 Freaky Friday - PG - Th (2, 4:30), 7:15, 9:30, Fr, M-W (1:30, 4), 7, 9:30, Sa-Su (11:15, 1:30), 4, 7, 9:30 Freddy vs. Jason - R - Th (2:15, 4:45), 7:30, 9:45, Fr, MW (2, 4:30), 7:30, 10, Sa-Su (11:45, 2), 4:30, 7:30, 10 The Medallion - PG13 - Fr, M-W (1:45, 4:15), 7:15, 9:45, Sa-Su (11:30, 1:45), 4:15, 7:15, 9:45 Pirates of the Caribbean - PG13 - Th only (1, 4), 7, 9:55

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Wizards of Aaahs Saturday, 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. at the Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center [FAMILY FESTIVAL] If you were lucky enough to actually enjoy your surroundings while driving up or down Baldwin Avenue between Paia and Makawao because you weren’t completely inundated with bicycling tours, you might have noticed a beautiful piece of property marked “Hui No’eau”. It just so happens that this highly esteemed art center is ready to drop their brushes for a moment and notice you, too! They’re having an end of summer celebration with a hodgepodge of entertainment featuring live music by Gypsy Pacific, Gail Swanson, Tom Cherry Band, Zac Kekona and Vince Esquire. There will be puppet shows, a costume contest, keiki games and skits, and a martial arts demo. Of course, there’s also arts and crafts, a ceramics seconds sale, food booths and an open house for the Arts’ studios. And if all that isn’t enough, this event is free and you may even get the chance to win a helicopter trip for two. Not only that, but this event is also celebrating the work that Hui No’eau is doing with their Children’s Scholarship and Summer Arts Camp programs. Whew! Okay, that’s all.

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Saturday, 9 a.m. to noon at Maui Botanical Gardens across from the War Memorial Stadium If you’re like me, hapless worker that doesn’t see the light of day most of the time, then it might be a good idea to bring to your home some of the tropical beauty most people get to see out and about on the island.

Maui Botanical Gardens is kind enough to help you with this idea as they procure Maui’s largest native plant sale ever. Not your garden-variety house ferns, they will offer some of Hawaii’s rare and endangered plants, and a large selection of drought tolerant flowering native trees, taro and breadfruit that you can utilize outside in your own private Garden of Eden. Any Adam and Eve role-playing you choose to do in your garden should remain private as well, of course.

Beat Lounge Friday, 9:45 p.m. at Casanova [MUSIC] DJ Boomshot can rock the beat like nobody’s business and I guarantee he will prove it this weekend at the DJ-friendliest venue in Maui, Casanova. He even got my girlfriend to do the worm in the middle of the dance floor last week at Bocalino’s - and she usually reserves that move for private affairs. That’s how smooth he is.

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Holy Holistics Friday thru Sunday, 7:45-10 p.m. at Maui Yoga Shala, Paia These are free events in which acupuncturist, medical herbalist, health educator, and meditation teacher, Dr. David Crow, will be sharing teachings from his life work with Tibetan and Ayurvedic doctors of the Himalayas. He will also share photos of his journey around the world in his dedicated mission to promote the holistic philosophies and earth-basedwisdom of traditional healing arts as a path to ecological restoration and the revival of spiritual cultures.

He is the author of "In Search of the Medicine Buddha", a “journey filled with the wonders of discovering ancient herbal heritages, the tragedy of their loss in the face of environmental destruction and social upheaval, and the hope these medicines hold for our world.” The floors are hard at Maui Yoga Shala, so you can start this “healing arts process” by bringing a cushion for your bottom!

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DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Soulmates: A Rock Opera - Friday through Sunday. Starring Patricia Watson & James Milanesa.

Featuring Rod McKuen & Mary Jo Catlett, with Hawaii recording artists Kelly Covington, Lono, Priscilla Basque, Gina Martinelli, Sascha Alexander and Scott Hernandez. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Wizard of Aaahs - Saturday. Family festival with live music by Gypsy Pacific, Gail Swanson, Tom Cherry Band, Zac Kekona and Vince Esquire. Also puppet shows, costume contest, games, art, food and more!

10 a.m., Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, 572-6560.

TICKETS ON SALE Bobcat Goldthwait - Aug. 30. Stand-up comedian. 8

p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Steely Dan - Oct. 10. Popular rock band. Tickets $5176. 7 p.m., MACC, 242-7469.

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Maui Okinawa Kenjin Kai's 3rd Annual Okinawan Festival - Fri, 5-9:30 p.m.; Sat, 3-9:30 p.m. at Paia Rinzai Zen Mission, 120 Alawai Road (next to Baldwin Park). Delicious Okinawan foods, mini craft fair, cultural displays, entertainment, bon dance. For

more info, call 242-1560.

Coral Reef Information Station - Free reef info at Ulua Beach in Wailea on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays, and at Kahekili Park (Airport Beach) in Kaanapali on Fridays, Saturdays and Mondays; all from 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Take part in a FREE guided reef tour led by experienced naturalist at 9 a.m. at Ulua and 10 a.m. at Kahekili. Bring snorkel equipment. 249-8811.

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Fantabulous Fall Festival - 9 a.m.-4 p.m. at Hawaii Nature Center, Iao. Interactive nature museum open house, food, games, raffle and more. For info, call 2446500 ext. 10.

Kapila Institute Concert - 7:30 p.m. at Mandala’s in Paia. Featuring “healing music” composer Patrick Bernard with sacred dance by Anuradha and special guests: Bruce BecVar (Arya) & Lani (Lalita) Star.

Gourmet Ayurvedic cuisine will be served. Suggested donation: $15. For more info, call 572-7100.

SUNDAY, AUGUST 24

"Maui's Only Baby Boomer Group" Initial GetTogether - 4 p.m. Those who were born roughly between the years 1945 to 1955, single or married, are invited to be part of the group. For more info, call

Elena Lissone at 573-5313.

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 27

Blood Bank - Wed, 8:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m. at the Cameron Center. Accepting blood donations - call for appointment and bring picture ID with birth date. For info, call Louise Corpuz at 269-2619.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria – John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Benny Uyetake, Mon; Maurice Bega, Tue. All sets from 810:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cafe O’Lei - Roscoe Wright and his band, Fri and Sat; contemporary island duo, Tue and Wed. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491.

Cheeseburger in Paradise – Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Mon and Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. and 8-11 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Cool Cat Cafe - Evan Schulman, Thu and Tue, 6:30 p.m.; Optimystics, Fri, 7-10 p.m.; Damien, Mon, 6:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Nino

Toscano, Thu and Fri; Kawiko Lum Ho, Sat; Ernest Pua’a, Sun; Brian Haia, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho, Tue; Ernest Pua’a, Wed. All sets from 6:30-9:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Highway, 669-3474.

Hula Grill - Ernest Pua’a and Brian Kaui Haia, Thu; Ernest Pua’a, Kawika Lum Ho and Brian Haia, Fri; Maurice Bega, Da Ukulele Boys, Sat; Kawika Lum Ho, Da Ukulele Boys, Sun; Kawika Lum Ho, Albert Kaina and Brian Kaui Haia, Mon; Jarret Roback, Don Kaulia and Albert Kaina, Tue; Ernest Pua’a, Brian Kaui Haia and Roy Kato, Wed. Live music is from 3-5 p.m. and 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz – Live music with Tracey and Farzad, Wed and Fri, 6:30-9 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787.

Kahana Terrace Restaurant – Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m.

Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399.

Kimo’s – Sam Ahia, Wed thru Sun, 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Leilani’s On The Beach – Classic rock with JD and Mario, Fri, 3-6 p.m.; JD and Friends, Sat, 4-6 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m.; Kawika Lum Ho, Wed, 4-6 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building J, Kaanapali, 661-4495.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Damien Awai, Sat, 7 p.m.; Jonah Livin, Sun, 7 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Pancho and Lefty’s Cantina & Restaurante Pianist Rene Alonzo & Friends play light rock, country and blues during happy hour on Thursday from 3-6 p.m. and this Saturday from 8-11 p.m. Mariachi music on Sunday with Pablo, 6-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, in the Wharf Cinema Center, 661-4666.

Pioneer Inn – Ah-Tim Eleniki (Hawaiian style), Thu; Greg DiPiazza (classic rock ‘n’ roll), Fri; Ed Truthan (versatile contemporary rock ‘n’ roll), Sat; Erik Pietsch (if you like Jimmy Buffet, you will love Erik), Mon; Ricardo Dioso (flamenco guitar), Tue; Rene Alonzo (New Orleans style piano), Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Live music (grand piano) 6-9 p.m., Gene Argelle, Mon and Tue; Cody Gillette, Wed; Joel Gold, Thu; Mark Johnson, Fri. 2290 Kaanapali Parkway, Kaanapali, 667-7477.

Sea House Restaurant – Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincaid Basques, Wed, 7:30-9:30 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

Whale’s Tale Bar & Grill - Eric Pietsch, Thu; Patrick Major, Fri and Tue; Greg diPiazza, Sat; Cryin’ Out Loud, Sun; Eric Pietsch, Mon; Armadillo, Wed. All sets from 69 p.m. 672 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4044.

SOUTH MAUI

Bada Bing - Rat Pack Piano Bar with Mat Cain, Thu, Fri and Sat, 6:30-9 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188.

Capische? – Joyce and Gord, Wed and Thu; Esther Godinez (vocals) Salvador Godinez (piano) and Ed Connors (bass) perform a mix of standards, bossa nova and original music, Fri and Sat, 7-10 p.m. Call ahead for details. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 8792224.

KKO Kai Ku Ono – Lono, Thu thru Sat; Kawika, Sun; Howard Ahia, Mon; Kenny Roberts, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 875-1007.

LuLu’s - Patrick Major, Thu, 4-7 p.m. 1945-H S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944.

Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m. Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206.

Marco’s Southside Grill – Mark Johnston (piano), Wed thru Sun; Brian Cuomo (piano), Mon and Tue. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041.

Margarita’s Beach Cantina – Cool Steel, Fri, 5-7 p.m. 101 S. Kihei Rd., 879-5311.

Mulligan’s on the Blue – Celtic Tigers, Thu and Sun, 7-10 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Seawatch Restaurant - Pianist Angela Carr, Fri, 6-9 p.m.; guitarist Luis Diaz, Sat, 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Latin guitar w/ Luis Diaz, Thu, Fri and Wed; guitar and vocals w/ Brado, Sat; Patrick Major, Sun; steel drums and sax w/ Brian Wittman, Mon and Tue. All sets from 6-10 p.m.

The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

CENTRAL MAUI

Mañana Garage – Neto & Friends, Thu and Fri, 6:30 p.m.; Fortunato’s Magic, Fri, 7 p.m.; Neto & Hot Salsa, Sat; Neto Peraza, Tue; Bobby & Tula, Wed, 6:30 p.m.

33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

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DA KINECALENDAR Ramon’s - Gypsy Pacific, Wed, 7-9 p.m. 2102 Vineyard, Wailuku, 986-8550.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI

Jacque’s - The Tom Cherry Express, Sat, 8 p.m.; Greg DiPiazza & Tato Duo, Mon, 7-10:30 p.m. 120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Livewire Cafe - John Moore Band, Sat, 7-10 p.m.; live jazz, Thu, 7-10 p.m.; acoustic guitar with Molten Soul, Tue, 7-10 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 5796009.

Moana Cafe - Jazz w/ Eve Moffatt, Fri, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; gypsy guitar w/ Bo Shores, Sun, 6-9 p.m.; vintage Hawaiian music, Wed, 6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI

Embassy Vacation Resort – Kaanapali Beach 104 Kaanapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Ed Truthan w/ contemporary classics, Thu; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sat; Ed & Ron, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon; Scott Baird & Friends w/ contemporary music, Tue; Howard Ahia w/ Hawaiian music, Wed. All sets from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

Hyatt Regency Maui 200 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 661-1234 “Tony ‘n Tina’s Wedding” Mon, Wed, Fri and Sun, 6:30 p.m. in the Swan Court. Torchlighting ceremony at 6:15 nightly followed by live Hawaiian entertainment 6:30-9:30 nightly in the Weeping Banyan: Sam Fukuhara, Thu, Sun and Mon; Pam Gamboa Peterson, Tue, 5:30-9:30 p.m.; Larry Gollis, Fri and Sat; Stephanie Anderson, Wed; "Drums of the Pacific" luau by Tihati, 5:30-8 nightly.

Ka’anapali Beach Hotel 2525 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0011 Black Rock Illusions dinner show Sun, Tue and Thu at 5:30 p.m. in the Kanahele Room; Ka’anapali Serenaders, Sat, 6-9:30 p.m.; free hula show 6:30-7:30 nightly; Auntie Aloha’s Breakfast Luau, Mon thru Fri, 8:15 a.m.; Paniolo Barbecue w/ live music and dancing, Mon, 6 p.m.; Sunday champagne brunch w/ Hawaiian music by Polinahe, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

Kapalua Bay Hotel / Kapalua Bay Hotel, A Luxury Collection Resort 1 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669-5656 The Bay Club: Jazz trio, Fri and Sat, 6-9 p.m.; solo pianist Sun thru Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Gardenia Court: contemporary Hawaiian music, Sun, 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; Lehua Lounge: hula performances 5:30-7 and contemporary Hawaiian music 7-8:30 nightly.

Napili Kai Beach Resort 5900 Honoapiilani Highway, Napili, 669-1500 Sea House Restaurant: Kapule Paoa, Sun; Kincaid Basques, Mon, Fri & Sat; Albert Kaina, Wed; Kincaid & Albert, Thu; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m.

Polynesian Dinner Show, Tue, 5:30 p.m.

Ritz-Carlton Kapalua One Ritz-Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Reiko, solo guitar and vocals, beginning at 5:30 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: world fusion duo Ranga Pae, Fri thru Tue, 6:15-9:45 p.m.

Royal Lahaina Resort 2780 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali, 661-3611 "Eddie and Eddie" w/ Eddie Lilikoi and Eddie Sebala, 5-9:30 nightly in the Royal Ocean Terrace.

Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian songs and dances at 5 nightly.

Sheraton Maui Hotel 2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/ hula dancers, 6-8 nightly: Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed; torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly.

The Westin Maui Hotel 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Tropica: Bobby Ingram Trio, Sat, Sun and Wed; JD Band, Tue; Keoki Kahumoku, Mon. All sets 7-9 p.m.; Fortunato’s magic, Thu, Sat and Tue, 6:30-8:30 p.m.

SOUTH MAUI

Four Seasons Resort Wailea 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/ Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:30-

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PUREVOLUME

7:30 p.m. w/ hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Tiffany Lee and Josh Mon and Sat, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:30-11:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly.

Grand Wailea Resort Hotel & Spa 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, 5:30-9:30 nightly: Larry Golis, Thu; Brian Mansano, Fri; Ricardo, Sat; Luis Diaz, Sun thru Tue; Mitch Kepa, Wed; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly.

The Fairmont Kea Lani Maui 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100 Jazz entertainment from 6-9 nightly in the Lobby Bar. Wailea Marriott 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922 Hawaiian entertainment w/ hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradyse & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort 3550 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace; Jamie Lawrence, Tue thru Sat; solo guitarist Sun and Mon, 6-9 p.m. Wailea Sunset Luau, Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m.

KHRINJ "DEFENSE MECHANISM" Every time I hear Khrinj, I'm reminded of why I got into bands like Pantera, Napalm Death and Slayer when I was still in high school. I run in different circles these days but that doesn't mean I don't still get a kick out of Khrinj.

Equal parts fierce and thundering and dark and delicate, Khrinj delivers heavy rhythm with sweeping melody. Everything from Hans' six-armed drums to John's eerie guitar work to Ian's thundering bass to the ear-splitting voice that the meager-sized Cayce pulls out on each and every song rocks. -Pepeiao Productions (CD available at Request Music and Borders Books and Music) [GANNON GILMORE]

RANCID "INDESTRUCTIBLE" Rancid is our generation's Clash. They're probably the last truly great, genuine punk rock band. After putting out a musically diverse record ("Life Won't Wait") and the furious barrage of blistering hardcore/punk tunes of their second self-titled record, the band has gone back to their core sound.

It's probably the most beautiful punk record you'll hear this year.

"Indestructible" delves into reggae rhythms, rockabilly tempos and the "1,2,3,4" energy of pure and simple punk rock. There is so much heart and soul in this band that even their flaws are like little love notes to their fans. -Epitaph/Hellcat Records [GANNON GILMORE]

JANE’S ADDICTION “STRAY”

ay D r o b a L d! n e k e e W FRIDAY, 8-29

Pau Hana Party!

FOSTERS SPECIALS! 14 oz. Draft $2 Bottle $3.25 Big Kahuna $5.75 Signed

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As Perry Farrell kicks in with a heartfelt “Here we go!” on the first track, you can only hope for the best. Oh, they’re definitely back – this is no Porno For Pyros continuation. This CD that reunited our long-lost trip rock heroes is, indeed, "fast, hard and to the point" says original Jane’s drummer Stephen Perkins. Maintaining their signature raw rock style, yet with superslick production, Jane’s Addiction musically have evolved into a matured version of their former selves, with members more inclined to raising families with Carmen Electra than dabbling in the drugs and debauchery of their earlier days - and you can hear that! Old fans will appreciate Jane’s true-to-form comeback, and the newer generation should hopefully be able to differentiate between these innovators of the alt rock genre and all the nu metal pop on the airwaves these days.

Hopefully. - Capitol Records [SAM CAMPOS]

BLACK EYED PEAS “THE NEW ALBUM” Funky fresh and infectious, this dance oriented hip-hop hits you right in your party bouncin’ boo-tay with songs like “Let’s Get Retarded” and “Hey Mama”. The Black Eyed Peas mix their rhymes up with a little dancehall, a little Latin flair, a little Papa Roach, and a little JT (yeah, that’s right – Justin Timberlake). My favorite song, though, is a tough, female-fronted ditty called “Shut Up”, which takes a trite snap and makes it mellifluous – in other words, it makes bein’ bitchy much more melodic. And in “Sexy”, they sample in some Antonio Carlos Jobim (“How Insensitive”) with the Kinks (“You Really Got Me”). The sweet and simple funk of “The Boogie That Be” makes you wanna shake that thang all night long. And, of course, “Where Is The Love” is a smooth, head-boppin’ anthem that is not easy to hate even after much radio and video overplay. - Interscope Records [SAM CAMPOS]

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“CONTRADITÓRIO” It's amazing how amazing DJs keep coming out of all parts of Brazil. DJ Dolores from Recife is one of the most inventive. Her unique creations combine traditional rhythms from Brazil's Northeast with innovative sounds that cause the hips to shake uncontrollably. Catimbó gives a little sample of all of those crazy Brazilian percussion instruments. Sentado Na Beira Do Rio is a mellow dub with wawa guitar and deep bass.

Subúrbio Soul is chill and jazzy with some dope scratching, intriguing recordings of street life and a sweet flute. Adorela revs the party back up and Nordestina celebrates the Recife samba, party vibe while adding spacey sounds to the traditional. - Stern's Music [JOE GATTO]

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AUGUST 21, 2003

23

thursday8/21

friday8/22

saturday8/23

sunday8/24

monday8/25 – wednesday8/27

CLOSED

Mon - Mario Favre & Jennifer Weatherly, Retro rock; Tue - Jay Molina & Gilbert Emata w/Vanessa Rodriguez; Wed - Soul Concepts, R & B; All shows 10pm-1am, No cover!

BOCALINO

1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

Funk, Soul & Disco w/DJ Boomshot, No cover, 10pm

Neto Peraza & Angie Carr, Latin Night, No cover, 10pm

Kilohana, Hawaiian contemporary, No cover, 10pm

CASANOVA

Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo, $7, 9pm

The Beat Lounge w/DJ Boomshot, $5, 9:45pm

8mm Overdose, w/Entity, $7, 9:45pm

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT

Lawai’a, No cover, 10:30pm12:30am

COMPADRES BAR & GRILL

Salsa Night $5, 10pm

142 Hana Hwy, Paia - 579-9453

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina - 667-0908

DEANO’S MAUI PIZZA CAFÉ 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-2200

Pimp & Ho Party, Costume contest

HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

Mon - Lawai’a, No cover, 10:30pm-12:30am

Opti-Mystics, N/C, 7-11pm Open Mic Night, N/C, 10pm

Evan Shulman, No cover, 6:30pm

COOL CAT CAFÉ

Wed - Ladies’ Night, $5, 9:45pm

Mon - Damien, No cover, 6:30-10pm; Tue - Evan Schulman, No cover, 6:30pm; Wed - Live DJ, $3, 9pm-1:30am

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Three Plus, Hawaiian contemporary

Flava Zone

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

Tue - House Party w/DJ Ed V, 10pm Teen Night, 6:30pm

Mon - Marty Dread, Reggae at the Rock! $5, 10:30pm; Wed - DJ Jammin J, Jammin Wednesdays! $3, 10pm

Vince Esquire, Stevie Ray Vaughn Tribute, $5, 10:30pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB 36 Keala Place, Kihei - 875-7711

Twangers, No cover, 9pm

Da Hawaiians, N/C, 5-9pm, T-Ray Band, N/C, 9p-12am

Opti-Mystics, No cover, 9pm-12am

Da Hawaiians, No cover, 10pm

Kenny Roberts, No cover, 57pm

El Nino, No cover, 5pm

John Moore Project, No cover, 9:30pm

Jägermeister Party w/8mm Overdose & Entity, $5, 10pm

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

Mike & Dave Carroll, No cover, 9pm-Midnight

Mon- Da Hawaiians, No cover; Tue - Chico & DaKine, No cover; Gina Martinelli Band, N/C, 6pm Wed- Da Hawaiians, No cover Karaoke, w/James, No cover, 9:30pm

Cryin’ Out Loud, No cover, 10pm-midnight

KIMO’S

Mon - Uncle Willie K, 10pm; Tue - Getto Fabulous; Wed - Aloha Wednesday, w/DJ Blast

Mon - Karaoke, w/James, No cover, 9:30pm

Voodoo Suns, 10pm-midnight

Karaoke w/Auntie Toddy Lilikoi, Karaoke w/Auntie Toddy Lilikoi, No cover, 9:30pm No cover, 9:30pm

PAT HENNESSY

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–LA Music Awards“ …a guitar-shredding maniac whose nimble fingerwork is fast, precise and passionate and whose showmanship is flashy and ambitious.”

– Ben Baur/Music Connection Sept. ‘98

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HARD ROCK CAFE THURSDAY, 8/28 MULLIGAN’S FRIDAY, 8/29 CASANOVA’S SATURDAY, 8/30 CHARLEY’S SUNDAY, 8/31 24

AUGUST 21, 2003

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10:30PM

IRISH FAREWELL BASH W/ THE CELTIC TIGERS $3 COVER

SATURDAY, AUGUST 23RD

VINCE ESQUIRE’S

TRIBUTE TO STEVIE RAY VAUGHN $5 COVER TH

MONDAY, AUGUST 25

REGGAE AT THE ROCK WITH

MARTY DREAD $5 COVER

HAPPY HOUR! 3-6pm & 10pm-12am

EXCEPT SPECIAL EVENTS h a r d r o c k . c o m

Air Conditioned Seating WEDNESDAYS

$1 Domestic Drafts

10pm-12am THURSDAY $2 Sauza Margaritas

FRIDAY $3 Mai Tai’s

ALL DAY LONG! $9.95 STEAK SPECIAL EVERYDAY! In the Wharf Cinema Center • Lahaina

667-0908

thursday8/21

friday8/22

saturday8/23

sunday8/24

LIFE’S A BEACH

Super G Band, No cover

Home Cookin’, No cover

VOLT, No cover

Roots Foundation, Reggae, No cover

LOBBY LOUNGE

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

Clay Mortensen & George Tavoularis, 8:30-11:30pm

Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:3011:30pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

LONGHI’S 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288 LONGHI’S Shops at Wailea - 877-2036

monday8/25 – wednesday8/27 Mon - Lake hosts Open Mic; Tue - Super G; Wed - Crunch Pups

Pam Peterson & Rudy Baria, Mon - Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:30-11:30pm; Wed - Clay Mortensen & Gilbert Emata, 8:308:30-11:30pm 11:30pm

Crazy Fingers, $5, 9:30pm Voodoo Suns, $5, 9:30pm

LULU’S

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MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S

DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 8:30pm-close

Damien Awai & Friends, No cover, 7-10pm

Voodoo Suns, No cover, 9:30pm

Jonah Livin & DJ Tex, No cover, Mon - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 8:30pm; Tue - DJ Mackie Mac/Dollar Night, $5, 8:30pm;

Kenny Roberts, No cover, 9pm

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Mon - Mark Burnett, No cover, 6pm; Gypsy Pacific, No cover, 9pm; Tue - Open Mic Night, Celtic Tigers, No cover, 7:30pm No cover, 9pm; Wed - John Moore Project, No cover, 9pm

1945-H S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

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7-10pm

Wed - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 8:30pm

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20.25

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Maui’s Largest Selection of Musical Instruments & Sound Systems for 24 years

BOUNTY MUSIC 24TH ANNIVERSARY SALE Here are just a few of the specials:

BUY ONE GET TWO FREE 40% OFF ALL DRUMSTICKS 50% OFF ALL SAMSON MIXERS $ 99 GUITAR STANDS ULTRA 2445BK SALE 9 $ 99 FENDER STEEL STRING GUITAR SQSD-6 SALE 129 Play now with 90 days same as cash No money down O.A.C. Sale ends 8/30/03

FILM FESTIVAL

SURF

DINING

DAY&NIGHT

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First Saturday of Every Month 10pm-1am • Kapalua Location Only

50% OFF ALL FOOD Must be 21 & Over with I.D.

Kapalua 669-6286 • Kihei 879-0004

111 Hana Hwy. #105 • Kahului 871-1141 Email: info@ukes.com • www.ukes.com

NEWS

: LIVE MUSIC ; LATE NIGHT

ALL FENDER GUITAR & BASS STRINGS ALL FENDER INSTRUMENT CABLES

LETTERS

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The Shops at Kapalua

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Near Foodland

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

AUGUST 21, 2003

25

thursday8/21

PACIFIC’O

505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

friday8/22

saturday8/23

Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-Midnight

Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-Midnight

sunday8/24

Rene Alonzo, No cover, 9pm-Midnight

PANCHO & LEFTY’S

658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4666

SANSEI 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua - 669-6286 SANSEI Kihei Town Center - 879-0004 SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

Mariachi Music w/Pablo, No cover, 6-9pm

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Crunch Pups, No cover, 9pm

TGIF, No cover, 9pm

Kenny Roberts & Friends, No cover, 9pm

Vince Esquire, No cover, 9pm

Cryin’ Out Loud, No cover, 9pm

DJ Dancing, $10, 9:30pm-2am

DJ Dancing, $10, 9:30pm-2am

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave. - 572-1380

TSUNAMI NIGHTCLUB

3850 Wailea Alanui Dr. - 875-1234

monday8/25 – wednesday8/27

Wed - Harris Moku & Company, No cover, 9pm

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BY AMY ALKON Maui Prince Hotel 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m. Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 6-8 p.m., Mon thru Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m. and Mon, Wed and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

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Hotel Hana-Maui Hana, 248-8211 Hawaiian music in Paniolo Lounge, Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.

LECTURES

Discuss Issues Affecting Hawaii Coral Reefs Thu, 6-9 p.m. at the Cameron Center. Public comment meeting to develop strategies for effective management of reefs and for understanding fisheries that depend on coral reef ecosystems.

Replanting the Global Garden - Fri through Sun, 7:45-10 p.m. at Maui Yoga Shala, Paia. Featuring David Crow, author of "In Search of the Medicine Buddha", who is dedicated to promoting the holistic philosophies and earth-based wisdom of traditional healing arts as a path to ecological restoration and the revival of spiritual cultures. Free event - please bring pillow to sit on. For more info, call 878-3249.

“Celebration of the Monk Seal” Sea Talk - Tue, 6 p.m. at Maui Ocean Center. Find out why these endemic marine mammals are so enchanting, and what is being done to protect their population. Free.

For more info, call 270-7084 or 270-7075.

ART

Quilt Exhibit - Through Aug. 31, at Lahaina Cannery Mall. Local Maui quilters compete for “Best Quilt” of the show. For info, call 661-5304.

"Old Plantation Days" Art Exhibit - Through Oct. 16., Mon thru Fri, 7:45 a.m.- 4:30 p.m. at Kalana O Maui Building in Wailuku. Free art exhibit featuring the art work of Kaunoa Senior Center's art students. For info, call 270-7855 “Art in the Village” - Thu, 6-10 p.m. at Whalers Village in Kaanapali. Artist demonstrations, live Hawaiian and jazz music, hula and Tahitian dance, prizes contributed by each of the galleries and complimentary champagne and pupus. Call 661-4567.

Weekly Gathering of Maui's Top Artists - Thu, 8:30 a.m. on the grounds of Keolahou Hawaiian Church in North Kihei. Call Michael Stark at 879-9337.

Friday Night is Art Night in Lahaina - 7-10 p.m.

Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town for special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action and refreshments, all free and open to the public. Call Theo Morrison at 667-9194.

WOW! Wailea on Wednesdays - 6:30-9:30 p.m.

The Shops at Wailea celebrates "Festival of the Arts" featuring artists and artwork displays, live entertainment, fashion events and more. On Sunday, Kristine Snyder performing harp in the East Wing from 5:308:30 p.m. On Wednesday, Phil Benoit and the Benoit Jazz Works in the Lower Courtyard from 7-9 p.m. For more info, call 891-6770.

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teers. See Squirt the Giraffe, and his 100+ friends. $5 per person, 12 months or younger, free. Closed shoes are required. For info, call Malia at 878-2189.

Seaside Stories - Sun, 11 a.m. at Borders Books & Music in Kahului. Free program for ages 4-10 featuring stories and crafts with the staff of Pacific Whale Foundation. For information, call 249-8811.

Keiki Storytime & Magic - Wed, 10:30 a.m. at Borders in Kahului. With Una the Clown, Luigi and Leonardo. For more info, call 877-6160.

SPORTS

Maui Croquet Club - 2-5 p.m. Come play international rules croquet for free. If you don't know how to play, we'll teach you. If you don't have a mallet, we'll loan you one. Every week, Sun, Tue, Fri. For info, call Leo Nikora at 879-0087.

THURSDAY, AUGUST 21

Waikamoi Hike - 9 a.m. at Hosmer Grove Shelter (6800 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area.

Three-hour, three-mile hike. For info, call 572-4400.

FRiDAY, AUGUST 22

Sliding Sands Hike - 9 a.m., Sliding Sands Trailhead (9740 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area.

Two-hour, two-mile hike. For more info, call 572-4400.

Maui Chess Club - 6:30 p.m. in Kahului. For location and other info, call Bruce at 579-9623.

SATURDAY, AUGUST 23

Biodiesel Cross-Country Relay & Rally - 3-5 p.m., at Kamaole I Beach parking lot. A free gallon of biodiesel will be given to each person who attends, while supplies last. For more info, call 244-0443 or Pacific Biodiesel at 877-3144.

Kalama Park Skating Rink - 6-9 p.m. Free public skating. Skate rentals available. For more info, call Deb at 875-4038.

MonDAY, AUGUST 25

Waikamoi Hike - 9 a.m. at Hosmer Grove Shelter (6800 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area.

Three-hour, three-mile hike. For info, call 572-4400.

Maui Inline Hockey Assoc. - 8-10 p.m. at Kalama Park Skating Rink. Women's night hockey games. For info, call Deb at 875-4038.

TuesDAY, AUGUST 26

Sliding Sands Hike - 9 a.m., Sliding Sands Trailhead (9740 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area.

Two-hour, two-mile hike. For more info, call 572-4400.

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 27

Maui Inline Hockey Assoc. - 8-10 p.m. at Kalama Park Skating Rink. Men's B night hockey games. For more info, call Deb at 875-4038.

Play Ultimate Frisbee - 8:30 p.m. at Kalama Park in Kihei. New game that combines other sports with frisbee. For more info, call Bern at 667-5652.

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CONNECT THE SPOTS Nine months ago, I started secretly dating an out-of-town coworker, only seeing him when business brought him to the city. Company rumors pegged him as a big player, so I wasn't surprised when he said he'd just come out of a relationship, and only wanted a casual fling. Having just ended a relationship myself, this sounded ideal. We kept it light and fun. When months went by between his visits, I wrote him off with no hard feelings. But, when work brought him back, something had changed. We spent hours just talking. He started calling me constantly. He sent me a plane ticket, and I visited him. He says he's falling in love with me, but rumors about him persist. Even his driver told me what a womanizer he is: on the phone telling one girl how much he misses her, then saying the same thing to the next girl on the line. I don't want to get hurt, but I'm falling for him. If he is a player (and I gave him a "no strings attached" fling) why would he pursue a real relationship?

Am I naive to proceed?

--Play It Again There comes a time in a player's life when the existential emptiness of meaningless sex with a different woman every night leaves him longing for more. That's generally when the player expresses special feelings for one particular woman, hoping to make a more profound connection with another human being -- while continuing to sneak out for the existential emptiness of meaningless sex with lots of other human beings.

Just because a player's found love doesn't mean he's going to stop looking for it. Perhaps that's why there's an aspiring Annette Bening in every woman. Bening is more than a movie star -- she's the woman who turned Warren Beatty into Ward Cleaver. It's the ultimate female ego-polisher, to be the one who had what it took to tame the beast.

The truth is, there's no woman fabulous enough.

Only the beast can tame the beast. Maybe he grows weary of sales-pitching a different "what's her name" into bed every night. Maybe age puts a muzzle on his screaming hormones. Eventually, he might start wanting a relationship enough to stop living according to the principle "if it moves, is female and under 75, try to have sex with it." Of course, he could also be one of those guys who wants it all -- a wife and a revolving harem -- plus the luck and skill to maintain it all without getting chopped into little pieces in divorce court.

Remember, the road to this guy's bed is paved with good intentions, all of which probably sounded sincere at the time. Sure, there's a chance he'll keep his pants on -- and an even better chance if you Krazy Glue his zipper. In other words, if you can't live with infidelity, you're contemplating a life with the wrong guy. Forget telling him how you feel. It's a player's job to tell you what you want to hear. Nothing he says proves he's boyfriend material; only that you slipped past his finely honed psychological defenses, probably by not putting up an offense. The way you play this, if you're willing to take your chances, is absolutely expectationfree. If visions of diamonds and forever dance before your eyes, inform them that your establishment doesn't have a cabaret license just yet.

Should you apply for one? Time will tell. In fact, a year down the road, it should be very clear -whether this was the summer the leopard changed his spots, or whether he just got really, really tan.

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ARIES: Swim as much as you can while the waters warm. Mars will reach its closest point to earth in over 50,000 years. Ask yourself about actions you've taken in secret. Your karma with aggression and assertiveness can affect your health both positively and negatively.

TAURUS: The new moon on Wednesday corresponds with Mars at its closest proximity to earth. Your need to venture into free spaces and creative projects is emphasized. Your loving nature and heartfelt interests are aroused.

GEMINI: You need to face your past in order to have a better future. Your parents or at least one of your ancestors wished and worked to make a better life for you. You can do something totally new at work while honoring those that came before you.

CANCER: The weekend is dominated by the sweet vibes of the Cancer moon.

Being with family, working in the kitchen, and feeling sensitive are popular responses. The new moon in Virgo will challenge and enhance your mobility and communication skills.

LEO: After the party comes the hangover. When the luau is done, the clean up needs to begin. The new moon has you confronting your material values. Be patient with your debtors and creditors.

Make whatever improvements are needed.

VIRGO: Happy Birthdays! Activities need to be shared. Mars and Uranus oppose August-born Virgo's sun. A certain amount of pressure will get you to move in a new direction. The new moon brings a sense of adventure and newness.

LIBRA: Choices of a spiritual nature lay before you. Meditate and pray for the perfect vision. You'll need to keep a dream journal. The new moon has you working hard. You feel somewhat out of touch or in exile. Be a friend if you need a friend.

SCORPIO: It's time to make good use of the people around you. Career pressures will begin to fall by the wayside. You'll be able to respond to invitations or plan a party yourself. The new moon teaches us that freedom needs to be shared.

SAGITTARIUS: The new moon pushes all your career buttons. You're a reluctant but fair leader. Responsibilities at times can be ego crushing. A good sense of humor at home will help when things get emotionally explosive.

CAPRICORN: Fortify yourself with knowledge. Eliminate fear from your vocabulary. Risktaking behavior will be hard to avoid. You're luckier than usual - at least lucky enough to be on par with your partners. Escape to a beautiful location, perhaps your neighbor’s place.

AQUARIUS: The twilight zone of what consists in spiritual and sexual encounters begins to blur and intermingle. You're torn between money and honey. If you're not getting enough love, then you're more likely to eat too much.

PISCES: Your inner drive is about to be filled with supersonic jet fuel. Be careful not to get into people’s face. You're ready and ripe for love and lust. The drunk clashes with the twelve-stepper. A little bit of temperance would do us all some good.

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42’ Bertram Sportfisher Private or Share Trips 1/4, 1/2, 3/4, & Full Day Charters

Journeyman Jewelers

Models Needed

Design & Repair. Located @ West Maui Gold in Lahaina. Est. 1978 Bob Vierra, 667-7689

Hiring models for stock projects. $50/hour. Fitness, beauty, lifestyle. All ages. Mail photo: RC Studios, PO Box 1758, Kihei, HI 96753. Just visiting? Call 8745755. For more info: www.ronchapple.com/model

ISLAND COINS AND STAMPS

POELMAN & LANGA A T T O R N E Y S A T L AW 242-7222

Fresh Maui Fruit Baskets

Hawaiiana Flags Sports Cards Comics Stamps Wharf Center, 10-8PM, 3rd Floor, Lahaina, 667-6155

MAUITIME.COM

www.mauicarsandbikes.com • Open Daily

Costume Contest w/Prizes!

Drink Specials

Open Sat & Sun

BLUE BAMBOO

Chinese Medical Center & Spa

244-6778

FRIDAY

SATURDAY

THREE PLUS

Drink Specials ALL Night!

SUNDAY

TEEN NIGHT z

ALL Night!

L I P O A

STERILE - FRIENDLY EXPERIENCED OPEN 7 DAYS SINGLE USE NEEDLES

Free Consultations

Ladies LIVE FLAVA Night HAWAIIAN ZONE Pimp & Ho Party! JAMS! HAWAII

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Westin Kaanapali Ocean Resort Villas has positions available! Come visit the Lahaina Civic Ctr., Social Hall from 11am-5pm this Thurs. 21st! EOE M/F/V/D

2099 Wells St., Wailuku

THURSDAY

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JOB FAIR TODAY 11-5 W. MAUI

Massage $30 Facial $30 Acupuncture $35

$$ SAVE ON LAPTOPS $$ 150 Dairy Rd. • 808/877-7433

The ultimate guide to supervising your social life. Live music, events, theater, sports, arts and entertainment.

Maui Time Weekly, pick it up every Thursday!

TRY BEAT OUR PRICES!

Delivered on Maui or shipped worldwide. Sweet Life Fruit Co. 808-27SWEET (277-9338) www.mauifruitbaskets.com

Maui Kawasaki

THE GRID & DA KINE CALENDAR

ALL EDITORIAL AND DA KINE CALENDAR! CLICK AWAY!

Gift Baskets & Flowers

Dell Latitude 650 mhz/128/56K/10GB/CD-DVD/ Win 98 Refurbished $729 IBM Thinkpad 600E PENT. 2 366 MHZ/ 128/ 56K/ DVD/ CDRW combo WIN 98 Gd. Bat. $679 Compaq P2/233 mhz $289. Call 243-0133

BURTON FEINERMAN, M.D.

TOLL FREE 1-800-590-0133

We buy and sell everything from surfboards to diamonds. Come check us out. West Maui Gold, behind Pizza Hut. 667-7689

Lloyd A. Poelman

808.276.4130

Trained at the Mayo Clinic, Rochester, MN

Maui: (808) 667-2774

$$ PAWN SHOP IN LAHAINA $$

•Personal Injury

Quality Tile Installation. From Commercial to residential, we do it all! FREE ESTIMATES! Gary Fortey

Offices in Wailea, Kihei, Makawao, Lahaina For an Appointment Call,

STOP WISHIN & GO FISHIN

BANKRUPTCY N E E D A F R E S H S TA R T ?

Gifts for the soul. Located at New Waves Wellness Center in Makawao 1140 Makawao Ave, 572-5551

WEST SIDE TILE 870-5389

ANTI-AGING MEDICINE • Natural Hormones • Cosmetic (Female), Testosterone Dermatology (Male) • HGH • Wrinkle Removal, • Botox Acne Scars, Age • Collagen Sundamage Spots, • Foto Facial IPL Lip Enhancement, Laser Like Microdermabrasion • Chemical Peels • Non-Surgical Face Lift

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KONA: (808) 327-1265

8:30-11pm

FEEL AND LOOK YOUNG

2 for 1 Special!

Yummy, healthy, skin nourishing facials by Holley.

Blue Bamboo Chinese Medical Center & Spa, 2099 Wells St. Wailuku, 244-6778

ACUPUNCTURE & MASSAGE

LOCAL KINE JAMS

BRING THE FAMILY SING EARLY!

DRINK SPECIALS GALORE!!!

FISHING

Air Maui Helicopter Tours

$ REWARD $ FOR LOST RING !! ALL NATURAL FACIALS!!!!

On Wed. the 13th @ Charlie Young Beach, just North of Lifeguard stand. Please call 875-8336

$2 STEINLAGERS

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MONDAY

TUESDAY

WEDNESDAY

ALOHA ULTRA WEDNESDAY FAB ALL Drinks $2 until TUESDAY Midnight!

Getto Willie K Fabulous!

OWNS Mondays!

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