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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR DEVELOPERS ARE NOT EVIL HE SAYS Notice every time you hear the county council and planning department talking about construction they always refer to developers as the evil guys making millions of dollars off the poor home owner.

How far from the truth can they get? With every roadblock they keep throwing at them it's a wonder the developers even survive. The planning department constantly dreams up new ways to make the developer pay for extra this and extra that and it keeps growing. All you ever hear in these meeting is how they want the developers and the working sector to pay for all the costs of everything, which is just a way for the county to provide nothing.

Now we have people in our planning department who came from the mainland, only a short time ago, whose documented forte has been to stop development! Now they fight to raise affordable homes from 15% to 40% for the developer, which will only spread the gap between lower income families and the rich. The middle, hard working class will be left out in the cold with no programs to help them afford any kind of home. Think about this next time our political officials are rallying for your vote.

- Steve W. Kear, Kihei

TAXES FOR KIDS On May 28 President Bush signed into law a tax cut that gives millionaires an average of $93,500 in tax cuts this year.

But this very same law gives no tax relief to 12 million children in hard working lowincome families - including one million children in military families - because their parents earn too little to qualify.

The Senate took a first step in rectifying this injustice when it overwhelmingly voted to expand the child tax credit for low income working families on June 5. One week later, however, Republican leaders in the House pushed through a bill that held 12 million children hostage to even bigger tax cuts for higher income families. The House bill is a cynical ploy that provides 6 times the amount of tax cuts to upper-income families

than it does to the low-income families that need help right now in order to buy groceries and pay their bills.

You have the power to right this wrong. Tell the House and Senate leadership to agree to the Senate version of the child tax credit bill so low-income children can benefit immediately.

In order to truly Leave No Child Behind, you must use the power of your office to help the 12 million children your own tax bill left behind.

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COLD CALLS Cold Calls catches different perspectives on issues important to our island community. The following interviews were conducted on the spot and interviewees were not given advance notice or preparation time.

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1. Have you ever driven through Lahaina?

2. Did you experience any difficulty parking?

3. If so, why do you think there is so little parking in Lahaina?

4. Do you think the county should improve its public transportation system?

1. Yes, everyday.

2. Yes, but I usually find a free space somewhere.

3. Lahaina is a small town with a lot of businesses, tourists and employees, all trying to park.

4. Yes, get some buses or something.

5. Businesses should add more parking for their patrons.

STEPHANIE BRONSON, 5. What else do you think can be done to alleviate the problem?

On 4th family visit from L.A. 1. Yes. We rent a car when we visit.

2. We park in the paid lots but the prices are pretty reasonable.

NANCY MONTOYA, Real Estate Agent, Maui Resident of 32 Years 1. Yes. 2. Yes, especially near the Lahaina Shopping Center.

3. Because the county hasn't provided enough public parking for residents and visitors.

4. Absolutely, for as populated as we are, there needs to be better planning for public transportation services. At least they made hitchhiking legal. Back in the seventies, it wasn't.

5. Definitely. I think when it comes to parking in Lahaina, privately owned businesses should validate, especially all the restaurants.

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3. Lahaina is the hippest town everyone wants to be here. That's what happens, look at Manhattan. We don't know exactly how the tax dollars are being used from the huge tourist industry but it could perhaps be used to provide more city-owned public parking lots.

4. We can't really say because we don't use it. We just drive when we come here but it's always a good idea to improve public transportation, especially for the people who live here.

5. Between Highway 30 and Front Street there could be some kind of parking structure of just 2 or 3 tiers.

Lack of parking drives people away from thriving towns. We've seen it happen near our own town.

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USA Today profiled the Lord's Gym in the West Palm Beach suburb of Greenacres, catering to devout Christians (sales pitch: "Your body is a temple for Christ"), where mothers say they can bring their teenage daughters without men ogling them. But Reuters profiled a "Slavercise" class in New York City, where dominatrix "Mistress Victoria" led her clients through punishing fitness and weight-loss routines while wielding an intimidating riding crop.

underarm odor has a stress-reducing effect on women. The Wall Street Journal, profiling the Gillette Co.'s research lab, reported that lab director Ahmet Baydar is working not just on ordinary antibacterial-plus-fragrance products but on a substance that actually blocks odor receptors in other people's noses. (Gillette's tests use a synthetic malodor compound so strong that more than a few molecules can make a room uninhabitable, and involve five odor judges who sniff actual armpits and rate them 1 to 10, with 10 meaning "your head snaps back.")

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N.Y., dungeonmaster John Jamelske, 68, sentenced to 18 years to life in July for holding a series of girls and women as sex slaves underneath his house (though all were eventually released), told the judge that he thought of the slaves as his "buddies," that he would get together with them in the "party room," and that he did not "kidnap" them because no ransom was requested. And in Pa., expediatrician Alva Hartwright, sentenced to 15 to 30 years in prison for sexually abusing homeless teenage boys in his care, continued in May to insist that the many enemas he gave them were "medically necessary" and that the reason he had a huge cache of child pornography was because he found the pictures "aesthetically pleasing," in the same way as his other photos of landscapes and wildlife.

WEIRD LABOR NEWS According to Norway's Newspaper VG (which is currently running a series on odd summer jobs), teenager Svein Tore Hauge's job may take the prize: Armed with a shovel and a container, he works at Saerheim Plant Research, following cattle around and catching their excreta before it can hit the ground. Because the work-product is used for scientific study, it must be "pristine," free of grass, dirt, foreign bacteria, etc.

Sometimes, it's easy, he said, but, "Sometimes it just sprays in all directions."

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ALSO, IN THE LAST MONTH A man allegedly seeking a street-corner prostitute was arrested and, per local law, had his vehicle confiscated, even though his vehicle that night was a municipal transit bus, which he was returning after a shift (Cicero, Ill.). A 45-year-old man fleeing police in a high-speed chase between Texas and Okla., kept calling 911 on his cell phone, asking the operators to tell police to stop chasing him.

The Cranbrook Daily Townsman profiled Irene Weller's cat, Patches, which nurses not only her kittens but also two mice that Weller had recently ejected from the home.

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Rall's Rule Of Ideological Balance Only a Liberal Democrat Can Beat Bush Leftist or centrist? That's the big question facing Democrats in the run-up to next year's primaries. "The way to beat George Bush is not to be like him," declares former Vermont governor Howard Dean, whose feisty antiwar rhetoric has caught fire among liberals and made him the current frontrunner for the nomination. Seizing the centrist standard of the Clintonites, Senator Joe Lieberman warns that a liberal standard-bearer like Dean "could lead the Democratic Party into the political wilderness for a long time to come. It could be, really, a ticket to nowhere."

Who's right? "[Democrats'] major goal is to beat George W. Bush," says Dick Bennett of the American Research Group, whose latest poll shows a third of Democrats undecided in evaluating the nine declared hopefuls.

Among the other two-thirds, Dean leads, followed by liberal Sen. John Kerry, Lieberman and Rep. Dick Gephardt.

Turning left means disaster, argues the centrist Democratic Leadership Council: they say Dean, who opposes the Iraq war, would be 2004's George McGovern. When DLC poster boy Bill Clinton co-opted GOP platform planks like welfare reform and deficit reduction in 1992, he defeated the first President Bush. "The Democratic Party has an important choice to make: Do we want to vent or do we want to govern?" asks DLC chairman Sen. Evan Bayh of Indiana. "The [Bush] administration is being run by the far right. The Democratic Party is being taken over by the far left."

History suggests that that may be a good thing.

Try to imagine an ideological 50-yard line, a perfect middle-of-the-road position that represents the median of American political thinking at any given time. George W. Bush falls as far to the right of that line as any president in memory. Bill Clinton sat a little to the left of that line; FDR was about as far to the left as Bush is to the right. In modern history, challengers have been most likely to beat incum-

enough to make them turn to a left-wing Democrat. Clinton ran as a moderate--even his health-care plan, his platform's sole concession to liberalism, fell far short of socialized medicine--and won over an electorate eager for a change, but not a drastic one.

The DLC formula also applies to 1976, when a moderate Southern Democrat beat incumbent president Gerry Ford, a moderate Republican.

Revisionist GOP pundits like to cast Jimmy Carter as a charter member of the "lunatic left"

“THE BEST WAY TO BEAT GEORGE BUSH IS NOT TO BE LIKE HIM.” bent presidents or vice presidents when they seemed to reside the same distance from that 50-yard line as their opponent. If you're trying to unseat a moderate, swing voters are key.

Your best bet is to run as one yourself. But moderates don't beat extremists--extremists do, by motivating their base.

Call it Rall's Rule of Ideological Counterbalance. In 1992, Bill Clinton faced an incumbent president who had run as a "kinder and gentler" Republican, a spacey New Age dude who urged Americans to become "a thousand points of light." A values, fiscal and foreign policy moderate, George Bush I raised taxes. He refused his Gulf War generals' entreaties to ignore the U.N. and push on to Baghdad. Though the recession hurt him, Bush hadn't scared or angered independent voters

(they love their alliteration) but his budget launched the Reagan defense build-up of the '80s. Carter enacted the current draft registration system. And, to punish the Soviets for invading Afghanistan, he boycotted the 1980 Moscow Olympics. Carter, like Clinton, ran and governed as a centrist Proto-New Democrat.

When going up against right-wing Republican incumbents, however, Democrats do better with left-wing challengers. John F. Kennedy, an unabashed "Eastern establishment" liberal, won against an incumbent vice president—Richard Nixon--famous as a rightwing McCarthyite. The unabashedly liberal Franklin D. Roosevelt campaigned against the militantly pro-business Herbert Hoover with the mondo-leftie New Deal. In both cases, voters felt that the political pendulum had swung

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too far right over the previous eight years; only a liberal Democrat president could correct that imbalance. Reagan's 1980 defeat of Carter (right-winger beats moderate) is the only modern presidential election that doesn't validate the ideological-balance rule. In 1996, however, challenger Bob Dole failed to distance himself from Newt Gingrich's extremist "Republican Revolution" of 1994, came off as a right-winger, and lost to moderate Democrat Clinton.

Massachusetts Governor Michael Dukakis was far more left than the moderate Bush I of '88; Mondale's milquetoast moderation failed to attract sufficient angry liberal voters to counter Ronald Reagan's energized supporters in 1984.

Rall's Rule cuts both ways. Right-wing conservative Barry Goldwater might have given FDR a run for his money in 1936 but his hardcore "extremism is no vice" rhetoric spooked voters weighing him against Lyndon Johnson-who was, by 1964 standards, a centrist Southern Democrat. Four years later, Richard Nixon had learned from Goldwater's landslide defeat. During his '60s wilderness years, he recast himself as a moderate Republican, implied that he would end the Vietnam War, and defeated Vice President Humphrey, a moderate Democrat who implied that he wouldn't.

As Democrats decide which approach to take against George W. Bush, a right-wing extremist whose agenda makes Barry Goldwater look tame by comparison, they should carefully consider recent history. A moderate nominee like Lieberman might have been a safe bet against Bush's father, but he's extremely unlikely to beat his radical son.

(Ted Rall is the author of the graphic travelogue "To Afghanistan and Back," an awardwinning recounting of his experiences covering the U.S. invasion of Afghanistan. It is now available in a revised and updated paperback edition containing new material. Ordering information is available at amazon.com.)

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I would probably want a girlfriend. No, two girls because I need some variety in my life.

A distillery and my drumset. I think it's pretty obvious as to why I would want those two with me.

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Guy catches monster octopus at fishing tournament

A huge, dripping tattooed Hawaiian guy approaches the scale, which is hanging from a tree at Kanaha Beach Park.

He's carrying a mask, snorkel, fins and Hawaiian sling in one hand and a mesh bag full of something slimy in the other.

He puts down his gear, reaches into the bag and pulls out a big head attached to a swirling mass of tentacles, which seem to greatly prefer the bag to the scale. Then he plops the whole writhing mess onto the scale. "3.2 pounds," calls out the judge. A pretty impressive octopus, sure, but not enough to win.

Such was the 16th annual Larry Libres Memorial Fishing and Diving Tournament. Competitors lined up at 8 a.m. on Sat., Aug. 9, to hunt the elusive and delicious tako, known more colloquially as octopus. There were also plenty of families to fish for oama, six to 16-centimeter fish that congregate close to shore.

The event was for the whole family, but the tako diving was the real spectacle. Truly a sport of warriors and these guys took it seriously. Everyone had his or her own particular style. Some opted for shorts, sling, mask and flippers.

Others took their cues from Sea Hunt and decked themselves out with full dive gear.

Finally the competitors surfaced with their trophies. All the guys gather around the scale, comparing their jellyfish stings. The weigh-ins went until 10:30, but peaked at 9:30 when one guy brought in an enormous tako. The crowd oohed and aahhed as the scale reading went back and forth. It finally stopped 5lb, 10oz-- the tournament's third biggest ever. "I don't really have a secret," said Larry Sueno, the savvy, veteran diver who landed the beast. "I just jump in and swim with everybody. They're kind of elusive, yeah. I just happened to swim over it and there he was. Kanaha is a good spot for tako and tonight we'll go home and cook 'em up."

Considering how tako diving is a little advanced, the kids opted for oama fishing.

This year, there were plenty of little kids, moms, dads, old ladies, aunties and uncles.

They were wading up to their hips in the light surf, some carrying cane poles, others with nets to scoop up the wiggly little oama.

"We have three generations of fisherwomen here today," said Claire Takemoto, who ended up placing third. "My mother who is 81, myself, and my daughters. We come from a

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The elusive, beautiful, intelligent and delicious(?!) tako fishing family and go fishing together every Sunday. My great-grandfather was an aku fisherman on the big boats. This is our second year participating and last year we had our family reunion here. Right now, my brother and cousin are tako diving."

The oama fishing division has two categories: 12 and under and 13 and over. Mitchell Migita, a totally stoked six-year-old, won the 12 and under division with a 15.2 cm monster.

Beau Gaddis won the older division with a smaller 14-cm oama.

"This is a great event and we had awesome attendance today," said event organizer Kim Ball. "There were 227 divers and 211 fisherman. This is the best event I'm involved with.

It's all about sharing the waters and we'll continue to do it in Larry's honor."

The tournament honors Larry Libres, the guy who brokered a truce between windsurfers and tako divers at Kanaha Beach Park. The water 50 to 100 meters of shore is prime tako territory and some of the best windsurfing water in the world. The late Libres, a former principal at Paia School and an avid tako diver who died from a heart attack during a Kanaha dive—negotiated terms between the two camps in 1987 which remain in effect today: No windsurfing before 10 a.m., no diving after. The tournament has celebrated this accord ever since.

"Larry was a peacemaker and created this peaceful, respectful event," said his widow Rose Libres. "Everyone in the community is happy about this event and many locals look forward to it every year." MTW

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Elvis Wade, that is...

Call Elvis Wade the anti-Elvis impersonator. Or maybe he's the Elvis anti-impersonator. I forget. In any case, he's not your typical 300-pound, pelvis-quaking, pantsuit-wearing weirdo who loiters outside the gates of Graceland, paying homage to his hero as his plastic sideburns wave in the Memphis wind.

"I hate the word Elvis impersonator," said Wade, who also goes by the name Wade Cummins. "I don't get involved with any of those Elvis impersonators. I am not impersonating Elvis. I'm an entertainer, and it's a show - a world class show. It's like going to see Elvis himself. It's just that good."

Wade is a professional performer who has his act down, and he takes that act-and himself-seriously. I mean, if you were Wade, would you really want to be coupled with a crazy cult of Elvis copycats? Would you want

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your name mentioned in the same sentence as thousands of sequin-studded strangers, one flakier and freakier than the next?

"A lot of people are initially turned off to my show because they've seen so many bad Elvis impersonators out there who can't sing, who just hang around Graceland with their glasses and their wigs," said Wade. "What they don't understand is that I was doing Elvis before there was any such thing as impersonators.

My show started the whole impersonation movement. I was the first."

Considering the sketchiness of the Elvis impersonation historical record, we'll just assume that Wade is, in fact, the original fake Elvis. Wade is also a proud fake Elvis, refusing to attend Elvis conventions or compete in contests or hang around the Las Vegas Strip hocking show tunes for handjobs or even strut

around Safeway shoving fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches down his throat while calling the cashier "little lady."

"I'm ranked number one all over the worldin Mexico, Canada, Europe and the U.S.," said Wade. But when I naively asked to see the latest audited rankings, Wade paused. "Look, all those other Elvis shows out there are small time. My show is nothing like that - I play huge arenas to 30, 40 thousand people."

Wade does have iron clad credentials. He performed for 12 years with the Jordanaires, Elvis' original back-up group from 1956 to 1970. He also traveled with personal friend Dee Presley, the real Elvis' stepmother. She contacted Wade in 1984 and joined his "Tribute to Elvis" tour, acting as his press agent and front woman for the fans. Of Wade's performances, she once said: "I recommend

his show to truly be the finest tribute to Elvis there is."

Even the King himself apparently showed up in Nashville one night during the early 1970s to see Wade.

"Elvis was in town doing a recording session and Mama Mae (Maeboren Axton, who wrote Heartbreak Hotel) brought him in to one of my shows," said Wade. "It was a strange thing.

I knew he was coming - the word leaked out and people were going crazy. Security roped off an area and brought him in, disguised in a cowboy hat and phony beard."

According to Wade, Elvis loved the show.

"He gave me a standing ovation," he recalls.

"There was no such thing as impersonators back then, and he couldn't believe that I could make a living imitating him."

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shows.

"People think it's a glamorous life, but it can be a grueling," he said.

"Sure you get to stay in first class hotels and eat at fancy restaurants, but there's nothing like your own bed and a home-cooked meal. I tell people that the glamour begins and ends on stage. The rest of it is work."

But he does like the feeling of being on stage. "It's a fleshly high," said the Born-again Christian who always distinguishes his highs.

"Not a spiritual high. Anyone on stage would enjoy the adoration of doing a concert -- feeding off the energy from the audience, generating it back to them. It's an amazing feeling.

But it's not at a spiritual level."

Wade Cummins is the seventh child of a poor ex-moonshiner, born in Watts Hills, near the town of Mt. Pleasant, Tennessee. Born into a family of musicians, he started performing when he was eight years old, not long after he saw Presley perform on the Ed Sullivan Show.

His teenage sisters had gone gaga for Elvis, and their stack of LPs inspired Wade to do his first impression.

Late at night, his uncle would sneak little Wade into the local watering hole, where the 8-year-old would shake his thing to the jukebox. The barflies couldn't get enough. "They would throw dimes and quarters at me, and I realized, hey, this could be a lucrative business. I suddenly became very popular with my friends because I could now afford to buy Popsicles for everyone in the neighborhood."

At 13, Wade put his first band together and by the time he was 16, he was already making a name for himself performing in "Vegas-style show rooms" around the country.

"I always looked like him, even at 16," said Wade. "People were always calling me Elvis because I was such a spitting image. And I always sang like him too. I've got a four-octave range, and could do Elvis of the ‘50s through the ‘70s. It all came natural."

One night in 1968, Wade received a request to perform the hit "One Night With You." As a joke, he poured his Elvis impersonation on thick. "I did all the hip-shakin' and everything, thinking I'd get a laugh," he said. "But they gave me a standing ovation and yelled for more!"

His show soon focused on the Elvis Presley image. By age 18, Wade was selling out shows, working many of the same cities where Elvis was performing, selling tickets to those who couldn't get to see the real Elvis. "'Come see the next best thing,' we would tell them," recalled Wade. "And it worked."

Today Wade does two-hour shows featuring 22-24 Elvis covers, which Wade says are "a small amount when you consider Elvis recorded hundreds of songs." Wade does all decades, from rockabilly Elvis to Vegas Elvis to Bloated Comeback black-leather Elvis. But his favorite material comes from the Elvis of the ‘50s and early ‘60s songs, like "Teddy Bear," "Don't be Cruel," and "Can't Help Falling in Love With You." "I love his music," said Wade. "It's the best music we've had in our lifetime. He was the cream of the crop, a tremendous talent. And he was mannerly like most kids in the South.

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ma'am, but I identified with that. That's the way I was raised. He was respectful, had a kind heart and giving attitude. He didn't drink or smoke when he was younger, and never used any foul language in his early years."

Unlike many fans, Wade is pretty sure Elvis is dead.

"No, he's dead alright," said Wade. "I know his family, and I know for sure he's not alive.

But people believe what they want to believe, and that's okay. Elvis is bigger than life."

But what about all those Elvis sightings we keep reading about?

"Some of those sightings were me!" he said.

"One day I was driving back from Florida in a new Lincoln Continental. I stopped in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, to get some gas, and sure enough the next day, I read about an Elvis sighting in Murfreesboro."

A good memory sure, but the day Elvis died wasn't something Wade likes recalling. He was performing in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.

"I was on the beach all day and when I got back

to the hotel, I had a million messages from the media," Wade said. "I thought they were calling to interview me on my show, but they wanted to get my reaction to Elvis' death. As soon as I heard that, I went into total shock. I freaked out. I wanted to cancel the show that night.

"There were 5,000 people waiting outside to get into my show that night," he recalls.

"The audience gave me a standing ovation before I even began - and I knew it wasn't for me, but for Elvis. Women were passing out, screaming, crying, carried away on stretchers.

It was eerie, to say the least."

Estimates vary on how many impersonators exist, anywhere from 3,000 to 30,000. In any case, Elvis impersonation has been gaining steadily in the last three decades, growing significantly in most western and Asian countries.

It's a serious industry. In 2002, Elvis had the number one selling album of any artist - a compilation of 30 #1 hits, selling nine million records worldwide. Just a few weeks ago, he

was on the cover of two magazines and a TV guide. New movies, memorabilia and books continue to be produced with no indication of stopping anytime soon. People travel all over the country and world to visit and revel in the vibes of every site and shrine even remotely related to Elvis.

I asked Wade what he thought Elvis would think about all the fuss.

"His family said he never took himself seriously," said Wade. "He'd be in shock if he could see the impact he has caused. There is no one in his league. No one will ever match the talent of Elvis Presley."

As for his own success, Wade is more modest. "Only 2% of the people are able to make their living in the music industry," he said. "I am very blessed to be part of that 2%."

Find out for yourself when Elvis Wade hits the MACC's Castle Theater tonight - August 14 at 7:30 p.m., presenting "Aloha Hawaii Again." Tickets are $33, $27 and $22. For more information call 242-7469. MTW

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Livewire Café's got game. Tons of game, in fact--Scrabble, dominos, checkers, Fact or Crap. Livewire stacks a basket full of games, newspapers and magazines that could keep anyone entertained for hours. It's a good thing because people do stay there for hours, soaking up the caffeine scene.

In one corner, a weathered Paia local lounges in one of Livewire's cushy chairs, staring at a computer screen. In another, bandana-clad boys sweat over a stack of Jenga blocks while a spry old-timer sits back and enjoys the show. Upstairs, Internet junkies click away on keyboards.

Outside, a lone guitarist strums along while singing poetry.

Livewire is mod and breezy and hip enough to appeal to everyone from laptoptoters to bamboo-flute blowers, with plenty of dreadlocks and baseball caps in between. Looking around, it seems everyone sips from oversized mugs, blowing ripples into their mound of warm white foam.

That's exactly the environment owner Ben Holz hoped for when he envisioned Livewire three years ago. Holz visited Maui in 2000 but couldn't find a place in Paia to get a latte and go online. He spotted the historic old gas station site where Livewire sits today and put in a permit request. Last December, he opened for business.

"I was concerned about fitting into Paia at first, but people really like it," said Holz.

"Locals come all the way from Kihei and tell me it's the best coffee on the island."

Holz gets his beans only from the best: organic fair trade from Seattle and a local blend from Maui Oma. "I go out of my way to offer high quality coffee, and people do notice," he said.

Livewire has your typical lattes, chinos and mochas, and your decidedly atypical ice blends. I ordered the Bender, a green or black chai tea blended with apple

bananas and caramel for $3.75. Tall, smooth and creamy enough to freeze my brain, the Bender also comes coffee-flavored. For those hot-under-the-collar days, Livewire also whips up a basketful of fresh fruit smoothies.

The café offers a small food menu alongside some serious gourmet baked goods. There are fresh bagels and breads, to which you can add cream cheese, hummus or smoked salmon. You could also add ham or turkey to make a sandwich for just $4.75 more. They also offer a fruit and Nutella-topped Belgian waffle and a breakfast burrito filled with eggs, potatoes, red peppers and cheese. For dessert, there are spongy squares of banana bread, luscious layers of Tiramisu, chocolate-flowing lava cake and creamy dulce de leche that will push you right to the sugar-coma edge.

But most just grab a muffin and head for the nearest terminal. On the second story, Livewire has the hook-up for a dozen machines, all Internet ready. You can go online for $0.15 per minute or $3 for 20 minutes. But this is no library - the café is far more earthy clean.

Abstract art lines the walls, tree branches fold over rocks and leather lounge chairs compliment red cherry wood. There's even an outdoor balcony for fresh air and a view.

Livewire has just as much personality during the day as at night. They feature live music four times a week, starting at 7 p.m. with John Moore on Saturdays, Molten Soul on Tuesdays, live jazz on Thursdays, and an open mic night on Fridays.

"The open mic nights give people an opportunity for people to perform," said Holz. "It can be a zoo here on Fridays."

People go to Livewire to either watch the scene or be the scene. Whether you’re going for the music or the Internet or just a damn good cup a’ joe, there’s nothing not to like about Livewire Café. And in the words of my favorite game, that’s fact, not crap. Livewire Café is located at 137 Hana Hwy. in Paia, and you can reach them at 579-6009. MTW

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425 Koloa St. 871-7782 Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant Excellent service and fair prices with dishes like Kung Pao Chicken, Crispy Gau Gee Mein, Sweet and Sour Pork, and Honey Walnut Prawns. Maui Mall 893-1628 Dunes Restaurant - Adventuresome revisions of local and American breakfast, lunch and dinner favorites. Maui Lani Golf Course.

877–7461 Fiesta Time - Quality Mexican taqueria. Order ala carte or combo specials with the freshest ingredients. 1132C Lower Main. 249-8463 Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar Breakfast, lunch and dinner featuring modestly priced Japanese and Local cuisine. Kahului Shopping Center. 871–6977 Manaña Garage - Latin American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Try the Chicken Tortilla Epozote, vegetarian enchiladas and paella. Cool and quaint bar with margaritas aplenty.

33 Lono St., Ste 150. 873–0220 Maui Coffee Roasters - Ono grinds and freshly roasted coffee in a fun and casual atmosphere makes this the place to ‘take five’. 444 Hana Hwy. 877–CUPS Maui Beach Hotel - Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week.

Features range from Shabu Shabu (tons of meat) to sushi and Japanese. Call for buffet schedule. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului. 8770051 Mike’s Restaurant - Authentic Chinese cooking and Ono local grinds. Open for breakfast. lunch and dinner. Also offer catering services.

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248-7829 Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat & seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. 2119 Vineyard 244-1567 Saigon Cafe - Wailuku’s hidden secret!

Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. 1792 Main 243-9560 Shakalaka Fish ‘N Chips - Mahimahi, Ono, Shrimp & Calamari in a light, crisp batter with homemade tartar sauces. Yum! 2010 Main St. 986-0855 Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites including Loco Moco and Shoyu Chicken. 97 Wakea Ave. 877-0121 Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Specialty cakes and desserts, breads and pastries, with sandwiches, salads and soups for lunch. Open 6am4pm Mon-Sat. 1740 Kaahumanu Ave. 243-2243 Tasty Crust - Local style cuisine for breakfast (try their famous hotcakes!), lunch & dinner.

Serving Maui since 1944. 1770 Mill 244-0845 Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - A Hong Kong style Chinese seafood restaurant. They have over 100 menu choices at reasonable prices. Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit down dining. 1088 Lower Main St. 242-4371 Tokyo Tei - Lunch and dinner featuring teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, datsu, saimin and more. 1063 E. Lower Main St. 242-9630 Wei Wei BBQ and Noodle House - Very affordable Chinese cuisine, counter-service, delicious noodle dishes. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku 242-7928 Wow-Wee Cafe - Unique candy bars, ice

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Plate lunches, steak plates and amazing chicken catsu.

Very casual; sit and eat or get your food to go. Also have a location in Kahului. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., #A107.

875-7782 DeanO’s Maui Pizza Cafe - Top quality pizza with traditional toppings, full menu with salads, pasta and sandwiches. 2439 S. Kihei Rd. 891–2200 Dick’s Place - Incredible all-you-can-eat food specials, free pool playing with purchase. 8 pool tables.

2463 S. Kihei Rd. 874–8869 El Restaurante Pasatiempo - Authentic homestyle Mexican food, with a wide range of dishes and meats to choose from. Azeka’s Plaza II. 879–1089 Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin & guitar, outdoor kiawe-wood-burning oven, all-day lunches and cucina rustica dinners. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000.

Five Palms Beach Grill - Local produce and fish featured in Pacific Rim cuisine. 2960 S. Kihei Rd. 879–2607 Greek Bistro - Moderately priced Greek and Continental Cuisine. Open for dinner 5-10pm. Kai Nani Village, 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 879-9330 Harlow’s Restaurant - Enjoy fine dining among the cozy and chic furniture and great sunset views. 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 879–1954 Harry’s Sushi Bar - Japanese cuisine with fresh & delicious sushi, open 5pm to midnight daily. 100 Ike Drive, Wailea 879-7677 Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads, appetizers and “Food for Gringos”, too! Located next to Hapa’s Nightclub. Open 5pm to 2am Mon.-Sat. Lipoa St. 891-MEXI Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900 Kai Ku Ono - A tapas-style menu, where everything is ala carte, special late night menu and sushi. Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner with bar and lounge area.

2511 S. Kihei Rd. 875–1954 Kihei Caffe - Affordable breakfast & lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches, huli chicken, and fresh fish. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 879-2230 Life’s a Beach - Food & drinks in a fun atmosphere.

Best Mex, nachos, burritos, prime rib, and grilled mahimahi are just some of the specialties. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 891–8010 Lobster Cove - Seafood, steak, lobster at its best in a relaxed and casual atmosphere. Open 5pm to midnight daily. 100 Ike Dr. 879–7677 Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. Ask the server for details. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr. 891–8883 LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings & Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more in a fun, upbeat tiki-fied atmosphere with a great bar and huge deck. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 8799944 Ma`alaea Grill - Reasonably priced fine dining overlooking the harbor from the Maui Ocean Center.

Ma`alaea Harbor Village Shops. 243–2206 Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and Continental cuisine. Open for dinner daily from 5pm.

Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli Street. 244-9028 Marco’s South Side Grill - A lavish and beautiful setting, compliments the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 1445 S. Kihei Rd. 874–4041 Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’Irish food, whiskey and beer. Breakfast is served till 3PM. 100 Kaukahi St. Wailea 874–1131 Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish preparations. Kea Lani Hotel. 879–7224 Pita Paradise - Good food, fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro”, salads or wraps, with out-

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875–7679 Roy’s Kihei Bar & Grill - Mouth-watering Hawaiian fusion entrees in a spacious and upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30 to 10pm. Fine dining, reservations recommended.

Piilani Shopping Center, 303 Piikea Ave. 8911120 Sansei Restaurant - Japanese based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu.

Award winning cuisine, early bird and late night specials. 1881 S. Kihei Rd. 879–0004 Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic. Private VIP table available. 2980 S. Kihei Road. 875–7555 Sausage Shack - Sausage sandwiches, even chicken or turkey, killer burgers and healthy vegetarian stuff. Sip a beer or margarita outside on the lanai. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 874–6444

UPCOUNTRY Café Des Amis - Charming cafe with delicious sweet & savory crepes and Mediterranean fare. 42 Baldwin Ave. 579-6323 Café Mambo - International bistro featuring Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influ-

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ences. 30 Baldwin Ave. 579-8021 Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches & specialty cakes. 2 Baldwin Ave., Paia.

579-8770 Casanova - First class service, first class food. Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao. 572–0220 Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hankering for some grub? Charley’s serves it hearty and healthy from breakfast to dinner and beyond. 142 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia. 579–9453.

Cow Country Cafe - Homestyle breakfast and lunch in a decidedly bovine atmosphere. 7 Aewa Pl., Pukalani. 572-2395 Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. Chef Beverly Gannon’s awardwinning menu. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, Hali`imaile.

572–2666 Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking with aloha-filled ambience and local musicians. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. 575-2661 Island Tacos - Taco stand with fresh, made-to-order fish, beef, and chicken tacos. Daily, from 11am-4pm.

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere, with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining.

120 Hana Hwy, Pa`ia. 579–8844 Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual atmosphere, simple, affordable menu with fresh ingredients done right! 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. 575-5228 Kitada’s - Saimin for breakfast is a standard. Teri beef, hamburger steak, tofu and hekka all available.

3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. 572–7241 Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Upcountry’s familystyle restaurant with sweeping views of the island.

Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Haleakala Highway. 878-1535 Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6am to 10pm Sun. thru Thurs. - 6am to midnight Fri. and Sat. 137 Hana Highway, Paia. 5796009 Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food including breakfast, plate lunch, chow fun & more!

Catering available. 810 Kokomo Rd. 575-9363 Makawao Steak House - Classic and comfortable menu with daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. 572-8711

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Ya’Sou! Lahaina Cannery Mall 661-4300 A&J Kitchen, Deli & Bakery - Choose from American, Hawaiian, Korean and Chinese cuisines.

Bakery with cakes & cookies. Lahaina Center.

667–0623 Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin & more. Wide variety of tapioca.

Lahaina Cannery Mall 661-5566 Banyan Tree - “Eclectic Pacific Cuisine with a Hawaiian Twist.” Lodge atmosphere, ocean views.

Ritz Carlton Kapalua. 669–6200 BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly.

Overlooking Front Street, with ocean view. 730 Front St. 661-0700.

Blue Lagoon - Casual dining with local grinds, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf Cinema Center. 661–8141 Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Fine Southern foods, with Forrest Gump movie memorabilia and logo wear in a lively, casual atmosphere. 889 Front St. 661–3111 Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and

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579–9999 Pa`ia Fish Market - By serving fresh local Hawaiian fish daily, they are the hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 100 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia.

579–8030 Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina, with nachos, burritos, ensaladas & more! 1202 Makawao Ave. 572-7808

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Delicious salads and Focaccia sandwiches. 839 Front St. 661–9491 Cafe Sauvage - Gourmet, hearty, satisfying fare in an unpretentious setting. Extensive beer and wine menu, after-dinner cordials, and desserts! 844 Front St. 661–7600 Canoes - Casual yet elegant dining serving a combination of island-inspired contemporary and traditional cuisine.1450 Front St. 661–0937 CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced “comfort foods” such as Reuben sandwiches, pot roast, freshly baked pies, and more! Open daily from 5:30am-6pm. 2580 Kekaa Drive Fairway Shops, Kaanapali 667-0968 Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Oceanview dining & Margarita bar - serving breakfast, lunch & dinner. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189 Cool Cat Cafe - ‘50s-style diner with lanai.

Delicious burgers and sandwiches, huge salads and classic fountain desserts. Lahaina Wharf Center, 667-0908 David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine dining in the intimate dining room on the ground floor of the Lahaina Inn building. 127 Lahainaluna.

667–5117 Erik’s Seafood & Sushi - Fresh seafood and sushi - great steamers! Open nightly. 843 Wainee St., Lahaina 662-8780 Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining with pizza and pasta from $6-$25. Open 11am to 12am daily. 505 Front Street, 661-8112.

Gazebo Restaurant - Full breakfast and lunch menu, casual atmosphere, beautiful oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapiilani Rd, 669-5621.

Gerard’s - Fine French dining in Lahaina. Rich, flavorful yet light foods await your taste buds.

174 Lahainaluna. 661–8939 Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Maui’s own restaurant brewery, with rotisserie grill, featuring steak, seafood, and ambience, Also, late-night menu served until 1:30am! 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy. 669-3474 Fleming’s On the Green - Fine dining, on

the golf course. Delicate raviolis, to the Filet Mignon, wonderful sauces. 2000 Village Rd., Kapalua 665–1000.

Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Live music and DJ dancing weekly. Love All-Serve All. 900 Front St. 667–7400 Hecocks - Italian restaurant & cocktail lounge oceanside. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. 505 Front St., Lahaina 661-8810 Honokowai Okazuya & Deli - Gourmet plate lunches, sandwiches and pastas prepared as you order. Take out available. 3600-D Lower Honoapi`ilani Hwy. 665–0512 House of Saimin - Ono homemade Saimin, chicken sticks, and Haupia pie are just some of the local favorites here.Old Lahaina Center. 667–7572 Hula Grill - Barefoot Bar and beachside dining in a 1940’s style. Menu is a seafood lover’s delight.

Whaler’s Village. 667–6636 i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views, and indoor or outdoor dining. 505 Front St. 661–8422 Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food, eclectic atmosphere, loungey ambience.

Open for breakfast, lunch & dinner. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd. 667-0787 Jonny’s Burger Joint - Great burgers, as well as Mexican food, salads and friend items, served until midnight, with bar and pool table! 2395 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kaanapali. 661-4500 Kahuna Kabob - Healthy food, low prices! Soups, brown rice, veggies & kabobs, will deliver. Lahaina Marketplace. 661–9999 Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib, and their famous Hula Pie, oceanside dining. 845 Front St. 661–4811 Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar, featuring teppanyaki cooking and fabulous sushi.

Dinner nightly from 5:30-10pm., Sushi 5:30-11:30pm.

136 DickensonSt., Lahaina 667-5555 Lahaina Coolers - Off the beaten path “surf bistro”. Good food, good quality, late night menu. 80 Dickenson St., Lahaina 661–7082 Lahaina Fish Co. - Chef’s Signature Pacific Rim Specialties prepared with fresh island fish, and seafood, dine on the oceanside lanai. 831 Front St. 661–3472

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661-4495 Lemongrass - Serving ala carte to the seven course traditional Vietnamese dinner.

Reasonably priced and full of flavor. 930 Waine`e St., Lahaina 667–6888 Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining, freshest ingredients, pasta, seafood and steaks. Dancing upstairs on Friday nights. 888 Front St. 667–2288 Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, cole slaw, and macaroni salad. Napili Plaza.

665–6262 Moose McGillicuddy’s - Great value, large portions, all you can eat specials and merry atmosphere. 844 Front St. 667–7758 Nachos Grande - Fresh mexican food, fast.

Vegetarian, too! Honokowai Marketplace.

662–0890 Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Sushi rolls, sashimi, various Japanese appetizers, sandwiches and more. Maui Marriott, Kaanapali 667–1200 ext. 51 Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-on-the-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion in a casual and lively atmosphere. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana 665-1822 Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront award-winning contemporary Pacific cuisine. 505 Front St. 667-4341.

Pancho & Lefty’s - Delicious and spicy appetizers, traditional and specialty Mexican food. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina 661–4666 Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s inexpensive Italian bistro with homestyle pasta, pizza and salad. 180 Dickenson St., Suite 113. 661–6633 Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch & dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina 661-36362 Plantation House Restaurant - Hawaiian Mediterranean cuisine. Breakfast, lunch & dinner daily. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua.

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ning beef. Gourmet steaks and seafood overlooking the Ka`anapali Golf Course’s 18th hole. 2290 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 667–7477 Roy’s Nicolina Restaurant - A quiet ambience suffuses this dining experience, enhanced by the Pacific Rim cuisine. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, upstairs.

669–5000 Rusty Harpoon Restaurant and Tavern Quench thirst, satiate hunger, and watch sports.

Large parties welcome. Whalers Village. 661–3123 Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA Prime Steak, fine wines. Dinner served nightly. 900 Front St., Lahaina 661-8815 Sansei Seafood Restaurant and Sushi Bar D.K. Kodama has combined the highest quality sushi bar infused with Hawai`i’s cultural flavors. 115 Bay Drive #115., Kapalua. 669–6286 Sea House Restaurant - Looking out over incredible Napili Bay, dining is an amazing experience here under the direction of Chef Michael Gallager. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy. 669–1500 Spats Trattoria - Step into old Northern Italy.

Tables are private, the Antipasti serves two. The Hyatt Regency. 667–4727 Sports Club Kahana Grill - Upscale, healthy restaurant inside Sports Club Kahana. Breakfast, lunch & take-out. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd. 669-3539 Swan Court - One of the top ten romantic restaurants in the world, extensive list of contemporary fine wines. Hyatt Regency Maui. 667–4727 Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had it, curry, pad thai, summer rolls and more. Old Lahaina Center. 667–2814 The Terrace Restaurant - Open from 6:30-11 a.m. serving breakfast only. Elegant dining, buffetstyle rotating menu ranging from “Beakfast on the Farm” to “Hawaiian Plantation-Style Breakfast”.

Special Mimosa and Bloody Mary menus. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua. 669-6200.

Tropica - Enjoy the fire and ice-themed restaurant where the cold food and drink bar is tucked between two “volcanoes.” The Westin Maui.

667–2525 Whale’s Tale - All open-air lanai dining. Casual dining, specials, large portions. 672 Front St. 667–4044

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Two Guitars At Once?!

Jimmy Patton does the impossible Some say the Moors invented the guitar in the 1300s. Then there are those who say it's just a derivative of the Russian Balalaika.

Still others insist it was the Hungarians.

And then there's the group that says shut up, you don't know what you're talking about, the only good thing the Hungarians ever invented was the Rubik's Cube.

But I digress. With the exception of the electric guitar and those guitars that are, like, two guitars, the guitar hasn't really changed since whoever the hell invented it invented it. But now, here on little ol' Maui, one man is poised to revolutionize the way we all think of the guitar.

His name is Jimmy Patton. He's part of Calima, a San Diego based guitar duo. On Aug. 16, at approximately 7:30 p.m. at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center in the McCoy Studio Theater, Patton will do the impossible. He will play two guitars at once.

"I got the idea from tapping on one guitar, but I eventually felt limited," said

Patton. "Two guitars gives me freedom with both hands and allows the playing of notes in ranges that I couldn't reach with just one guitar."

Patton taps the fret of his guitar as if it were a little piano, creating different sounds than normal strumming or plucking methods. He sits Indian style on the floor with the neck of one guitar resting on his right leg, then plays it like a piano. He holds the other one traditionally, tapping the neck, creating a distinct sound. The guitars are not identical, so each one will produce a unique melody.

"I'm usually playing two melodies at the same time, which takes tremendous concentration and coordination," said Patton, who denies coming up with the idea of playing two guitars simultaneously after coming across a two-forone sale at Guitar Center. "Classical training helped me a lot, but I mostly had to teach myself how to play two simultaneously, because the style of tapping on two guitars isn't really taught anywhere. Only a handful of people in the world can do it so I don't see it catching on."

Guitarist in the Nation." Calima, his duo with Alejandro Guillen, will appear at the MACC with flautist Louisa West, who also happens to be Patton's newly wedded wife. In fact, they just spent their honeymoon on Kauai. This is the group's second tour of Hawaii, but their first time playing Maui.

"Our music is representative of diverse cultures. Influenced by Spanish Flamenco, Bossa Nova, Greek, Middle Eastern, and Indian traditions, it's culturally rich music that will be appreciated by Hawaiians," said guitarist Guillen.

Check. But can Guillen play two guitars at once? MTW

What Patton does is completely different from those guys who play those guitars that are, like, two guitars. It's also way cooler. Patton plays both frets simultaneously, with one hand playing different notes. But the guy playing those guitars that are, like, two guitars alternates between the two frets when he wants to hit a certain note.

That means he can't hit two distinct notes.

But Patton can. And does. Really well, actually. No fooling - guy knows what he's doing.

In 2001, Patton beat 3,000 other guitarists and won first place in the nation-wide Guitarmageddon Competition, which won him the right to the title of "Best Unsigned

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Cold Leftovers Merchant-Ivory Embarrass French and American Alike Le Divorce (★) "Le Divorce" is a miscalculated attempt by the vastly overrated team of Ismail Merchant and James Ivory ("The Remains of the Day") to adapt Diane Johnson's 1997 novel into a witty cinematic commentary on French and American cultural differences. What Merchant and Ivory achieve is a disconnected series of talky and limp set pieces that catch their actors acting. Kate Hudson is smug as Isabel Walker, a free-spirited American visiting her pregnant poetess sister Roxy (Naomi Watts - "Mulholland Drive") for a prolonged stay in Paris. Roxy's French painter husband Charles-Henri (Melvil Poupaud) abandons her and their young daughter at the beginning of the story to take up with a Russian "slut" and steal ownership of Roxy's heirloom painting by Georges De la Tour through their divorce. The bloated comedy and tragedy that follow seem more like indistinct pencil sketches than an oil painting of any worth.

In his "New Biographical Dictionary of Film," David Thompson calls MerchantIvory, "Masterpiece Theater moviemaking: prestigious, well furnished, accurate, prettily cast - and bland, anonymous, and stealthily interchangeable." I like how Thompson's lofty assessment of the team collapses like a house of cards on the words "bland" and "anonymous." Indeed, all of the relationships at play in "Le Divorce" have an undesignated quality to them. It's as if the characters barely know one another, but are pretending to have an association for lack of anything better to do with their liberal amounts of time in Paris. Isabel takes an assistant job with a Susan Sontag type of expatriate writer -played vacuously by Glenn Close -- which allows her to quickly bed both a young artsy hanger-on and a loathsome elder politician, who happens to be uncle to Roxy's husband.

Roxy is supposedly a poet, but shows no sings of being motivated by the music of language, much less by the pangs of human existence that would necessitate a poet's patience and temperance. Much is made of Roxy's refusal to give CharlesHenri the divorce that his abandonment and adultery merit because she is apparently so morally superior to him that even the temptation of protecting her family's suddenly marketable painting is beneath her. Forget that Roxy understandably never wants to see Charles-Henri again, because the nutty woman that he has run off with has an equally demented American husband (Mathew Modine) who will, by the film's end, emerge distractedly

Even cutie Kate can’t save this bland film to co-opt a lion's share of the plot for his under-written individuality.

"Le Divorce's" visual motif of French exactness implodes in the final seconds of the movie, when a gust from Jean-Pierre Jeunet's "Amelie" carries Isabel's red crocodile handbag across Parisian rooftops to smooth away brushes with suicide and murder that the film has feebly introduced and swept away. Roxy isn't to be considered mentally unstable for ineptly slitting her wrists while pregnant with child because she is "Californian" after all, and Isabel isn't particularly ethically challenged for sleeping with a fascist politician and an artsy slacker simultaneously because she's, well, Kate Hudson. What matters most is that the Walker family retains ownership of their la Tour painting to auction it off for an enormous sum of money that will allow for their family's return to America where matching sports utility vehicles must surely await. The French here are shown to be cultural elitist interested only in retaining artifacts of their heritage, while the Americans are cheap, insulting and condescending. With cultural ambassadors like James Ivory, Ismail Merchant and George W. Bush, civilization envy will be a cold leftover dish Americans are forced to eat for a long time to come. PG-13 115 mins.

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New This Week FREDDY VS. JASON - (R) - Horror - A group of teenagers find themselves stuck in the middle of a battle between two forces of evil: silent stalker Jason Voorhees and gabby dream master Freddy Krueger, as the battle wages from Elm Street to a climactic finale fought at Camp Crystal Lake.

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OPEN RANGE - (R) - Western - Following the day-todayencounters of four cattle herders who roam the countryside without owning a particular piece of land, or "freegrazers", living in the final years of the Wild West, this film tells the story of how they eventually team up to rid a burgeoning remote town, Harmonville, from the machinations of a ruthlessly evil rancher, who forms a sort of makes the laws and rules, and enforces them using scare tactics and brute force. Stars Kevin Costner, Robert Duvall and Annette Bening.

UPTOWN GIRLS - (PG13) - Comedy - Molly Gunn (Brittany Murphy) is the freewheeling daughter of a late rock legend and the toast of the Manhattan social scene, but when her inheritance is stolen, Molly is forced to do something she's never done before - get a job. She becomes nanny to precocious Ray Schleine (Dakota Fanning - I Am Sam), an "eight-year-old going on forty."

Emotionally distant from her A&R executive mother Roma (Heather Locklear), Ray has grown up with a revolving door of nannies and too little stability. Molly and Ray both feel painfully alone in the world, but as they try to make their new arrangement work, each discovers in the other a true friend.

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BAD BOYS 2 - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - Two narcotics detectives (Will Smith, Martin Lawrence) have been assigned to a high-tech task force investigating the flow of designer ecstasy into Miami. This leads them to a conspiracy involving a vicious Kingpin, whose ambitions have ignited a bloody turf war. Also stars Gabrielle Union.

CHARLIE’S ANGELS 2: FULL THROTTLE - (PG13) Action/Comedy - The Angels (Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu) go undercover to retrieve valuable encrypted information that reveals the new identities of every person in the Federal Witness Protection Program. When witnesses start turning up dead, only the Angels, using their expertise as masters of disguise, espionage and martial arts, can stop the perpetrator, a mysterious 'fallen' Angel (Demi Moore).

FINDING NEMO - (G) - Animation - A fish named Nemo and his father, Marlin, are separated at the Great Barrier Reef, and Marlin sets about finding his lost son - who has become trapped in a fish tank overlooking the Sydney Harbor.

FREAKY FRIDAY - (PG) - Comedy - A tomboy teenage girl, Annabel (Lindsay Lohan), and her widowed mother, Ellen (Jamie Lee Curtis), who are always arguing with each other, simultaneously wish they could be someone else, they somehow exchange bodies, as they both learn (or in the mother's case, remembers) what it's like to be in the other person's situation.

GIGLI - (R) - Comedy - Gigli (Ben Affleck) is a hit man in Los Angeles eternally looking for the big score. His latest scheme is the kidnapping of the mentally challenged brother (Justin Bartha) of a powerful district attorney. Gigli teams up with a woman (Jennifer Lopez) he presumes to be in the business as well.

JOHNNY ENGLISH - (PG) - Comedy/Action - Johnny English (Rowan Atkinson), a bit unseasoned but intensely enthusiastic, is thrown onto a case involving fast cars, high tech gadgets, top secret info - and falling in love with double agent Lorna Campbell (Natalie Imbruglia).

LARA CROFT TOMBRAIDER 2: THE CRADLE OF LIFE - PG13 - Action/Adventure - This time around, archaeologist and explorer extraordinaire Lara Croft (Angelina Jolie) journeys to a temple, sunken underwater, that leads to a sphere that contains the mythical Pandora’s Box, only to have it stolen from her by Chen Lo, the leader of a Chinese crime syndicate, who’s in league with a bad guy named Reiss who wants to use the Box as a doomsday weapon.

LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN (PG13) - Action/Adventure - This Victorian age adventure film brings together the best characters from science fiction - including Allan Quartermain, Captain Nemo, Dr. Jekyll, Tom Sawyer, and The Invisible Man - and brings them together as part of a secret agency dedicated to fighting an evil madman known as the Fantom.

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - Set in the Caribbean Sea in the 17th century, this is the story of a gentleman rogue of a pirate, Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), who teams up with the daughter (Keira Knightley) of a governor (Jonathan Pryce) to stop the evil plan of a ship of dangerous pirates (led by Geoffrey Rush) who are trying to reverse an ancient curse that leaves them stuck between life and death...

SEABISCUIT - PG13 - Action/Drama - This is the true story of a former bicycle repairman (Jeff Bridges), who owned a small, knobby-kneed horse called Seabiscuit, and teamed up with a half-blind ex-boxing prize fighter (Tobey Maguire) as the horse’s jockey, and a former “mustang breaker” Wild West performer (Chris Cooper) as the horse’s trainer, leading Seabiscuit to win the Horse of the Year honors in 1938.

SPY KIDS 3D: GAME OVER - PG - Action/Adventure - The continuing adventures of spy siblings Juni and Carmen Cortez (Daryl Sabara and Alexa Vega). Also stars Antonio Banderas.

STEP INTO LIQUID - (NR) - Documentary - This documentary profiles surfers and surfing locations all over the world, including the monstrous waves of Oahu's North Shore, the Gulf shores of Texas (where waves are created by oil supertankers), the ice-cold waters of Ireland, Santa Cruz, Costa Rica, the Cortez Banks, Da Nang in Vietnam, the tiny waves of Lake Michigan in Wisconsin and the tropics of Rapa Nui. More important than the diverse and often spectacular locations and waves, however, are the wide range of surfers that are profiled, challenging the stereotypes about the surfing counterculture.

S.W.A.T. - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - The tables are turned when the Los Angeles Police Department's S.W.A.T. (Special Weapons and Tactics) unit must protect a dangerous criminal. A grizzled veteran SWAT officer (Samuel L. Jackson) is given a second chance to cobble together a new SWAT team to protect the high-profile baddie. Also stars Colin Farrell, Oliver Martinez, Michelle Rodriguez and LL Cool J. TERMINATOR 3: RISE OF THE MACHINES - (R) Sci-Fi/Action - Arnold Schwarzenegger returns in this third installment of the popular sci-fi action saga as a cyborg from the future once again becoming involved in the affairs of twentysomehing John Connor and his first battles with the SkyNet machine network.

WHALE RIDER - (PG13) - Drama - A Maori tribe must contend with a female as she struggles to prove herself worthy as their leader after her twin brother dies.

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MAUI FILM FESTIVAL Castle Theatre, 572-3456 Suddenly Naked - R - Wed 5, 7:30pm

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249–2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee $ Bad Boys 2 - R - Th (12, 3:15), 7, 10, Fr-W (1:25), 6:55 Charlie’s Angels 2 - PG13 - Fr, M-W (11, 4:30), 10, SaSu (11), 4:30, 10 Freaky Friday - PG - Th-Fr, M-W (11:10, 11:30, 1:30, 2, 4, 4:30), 7:10, 7:30, 9:30, 9:45, Sa-Su (11:10, 11:30, 1:30, 2), 4, 4:30, 7:10, 7:30, 9:30, 9:45 Freddy vs. Jason - R - Fr, M-W (11:15, 11:45, 1:40, 2:10, 4, 4:30), 7, 7:30, 9:20, 9:50, Sa-Su (11:15, 11:45, 1:40, 2:10), 4, 4:30, 7, 7:30, 9:20, 9:50 Gigli - R - Th only (11:15, 1:55, 4:35), 7:15, 10 Johnny English - PG - Th only (2), 7:05 Lara Croft Tombraider 2 - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (11:15, 2, 4:40), 7:15, 9:55, Sa-Su (11:15, 2), 4:40, 7:15, 9:55 The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - PG13 Th only (11:10, 4:15), 9:35 Open Range - R - Fr, M-W (12, 3:15), 7, 10, Sa-Su (12), 3:15, 7, 10 Pirates of the Caribbean - PG13 - Th (11, 1, 2, 4, 5), 7, 8, 10, Fr, M-W (11, 2, 5), 7, 8, 10, Sa-Su (11, 2), 5, 7, 8, 10 Spy Kids 3D - PG - Th (11, 12, 1:10, 2:15, 3:20, 4:45, 5:30), 7:20, 7:40, 9:25, Fr, M-W (11, 12, 1:10, 2:15, 3:20, 4:45, 5:30), 7:40, 9:45, Sa-Su (11, 12, 1:10, 2:15, 3:20), 4:45, 5:30, 7:40, 9:45 Step Into Liquid - NR - Th-Fr, M-W (11, 12, 1:15, 2:15, 3:30, 4:30, 5:45), 7, 8, 9:30, 10, Sa-Su (11, 12, 1:15, 2:15, 3:30), 4:30, 5:45, 7, 8, 9:30, 10 Terminator 3 - R - Th only 9:45

KA`AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka`ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 American Wedding - R - Th (12:25, 1, 2:45, 3:15), 5:05, 5:45, 7:20, 8, 9:45, 10:15, Fr-W (12:25, 2:45), 5:05, 7:20, 9:45 Charlie’s Angels 2 - PG13 - Th only 10:05 Finding Nemo - G - Th only (12:35, 3:05), 5:30, 7:50 Grind - PG13 - Fr-W (12:35, 2:55), 5:10, 7:30, 9:45 Seabiscuit - PG13 - Daily (1), 4:05, 7:05, 10:05 S.W.A.T. - PG13 - Th (12:30, 2:55), 5:20, 7:45, 10:10, Fr-W (12:20, 2:50), 5:20, 7:50, 10:20 Uptown Girls - PG13 - Fr-W (12:25, 2:35), 4:45, 7:10, 9:30 Whale Rider - PG13 - Daily (12:40, 3), 5:20, 7:45, 10:05

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Freaky Friday - PG - Th (12:45, 3:15), 5:45, 8;15, 10:30, Fr-Sa (1:30), 4:30, 7:30, 9:45, Su-W (1:30), 4:30, 7:30 Pirates of the Caribbean - PG13 - Th (12), 4:05, 7, 10, Fr-Sa (1), 4:10, 7, 10, Su-W (1), 4:10, 7 Seabiscuit - PG13 - Th (12), 4:05, 7, 10, Fr-Sa (1:15), 4:15, 7:15, 10, Su-W (1:15), 4:15, 7:15 S.W.A.T. - PG13 - Th (12:15, 3), 5:30, 8, 10:30, Fr-Sa (1:45), 4:45, 7:45, 10:10, Su-W (1:45), 4:45, 7:45

FRONT STREET THEATERS 900 Front Street, 249–2222 Fri-Wed listings not available at press time!

American Wedding - R - Th (4:45), 7, 9 Lara Croft Tombraider 2 - PG13 - Th (4:15), 7:15, 10 Seabiscuit - PG13 - Th (4:30), 7:30, 10 S.W.A.T. - PG13 - Th (4), 7, 10

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front Street, 249–2222 Freaky Friday - PG - Th (2:30, 4:45), 7, 9:15, Fr, M-W (2, 4:30), 7:15, 9:30, Sa-Su (11:30, 2), 4:30, 7:15, 9:30 Freddy vs. Jason - R - Fr, M-W (2:15, 4:45), 7:30, 9:45, Sa-Su (11:45, 2:15), 4:45, 7:30, 9:45 Gigli - R - Th only (2:15, 4:45), 7;30, 10:10 Pirates of the Caribbean - PG13 - Th (1:30, 4:30), 7:15, 10:10, Fr, M-W (1, 4), 7, 9:55, Sa-Su (1), 4, 7, 9:55

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Youth Gone Wild Friday, 6-10 p.m. at the Kihei Youth Center [MUSIC] Three bands: Absence of Void, Empty Handed, Gomega If you’ve ever been to a Gomega show, you still may not know what to expect from their next live performance. Oh sure, Kanoa will humbly boggle your mind with his vocal talents and vast musical skill as he whips his way through genre to genre. Their crowds generally are comprised equally of both a loyal following who are looking forward to whatever spontaneous jam the G-boys freak-flow and the people looking awkward and uncomfortable as they try to figure out just what the hell kind of Jawaiian band this is.

Guess what, folks? You can’t label Gomega – you can only let go of preconceptions and listen. Last weekend, while feeling incredibly old at an Absence of Void gig, my jaw ostensibly dropped and I had to pick it up off of the dirt before prepubescent moshers mistook it for a hockey puck. The point being here, people, that we have some serious contenders on Maui for fresh new metal meat. Okay, hard rock, punk, emo metal meat. Whatever. They’re just plain good and if an old dinosaur like me can enjoy herself at an AOV show, then so can you. The Kihei Youth Center is hosting this End of Summer blowout that is free to members, $5 for everyone else age 12 and up.

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Party for Pancho

Tuesday, 7 p.m. on Akaku Channel 53/Visions TV

Get out your poodle skirts and pompadours and head out to Pancho & Lefty’s to help commemorate their Sweet 16th. There will be a ‘50s/’60s costume contest and surprise 25¢ beers at the golden hour, karaoke and much, much more!

[POLITICAL] Looking for another way to express what’s on your mind in regards to the ever-exciting happenings of the rock? Maui Talks-TV, along with writing an Eh Brah!, is your opportunity to get involved with what’s going down and a forum for you to bitch about what’s not. You can play an interactive part in a live, twice monthly TV talk show hosted by Nikhilananda (pictured) on Tuesday at 7 p.m.

It’s fine and dandy to talk about your Maui mishaps with your friends at the bar, but it’s time to make your complaints official and your voice heard. Call in during live tapings and give officials, business owners and the bigwigs of Maui a piece of your mind while only in your underwear at home. This Tuesday night, call 873-3430 (888-577-6240 from Molokai and Lanai) instead of those 800 numbers you usually call. This one’s free. [IAN HOUSTON]

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Saturday, 11 a.m. to 11 p.m. at Pancho & Lefty’s in Lahaina

Jeremy Thomson is a cool guy Friday, 7:30 p.m. at the Whale’s Tale in Lahaina [BENEFIT] Free food, raffle and prizes, with a silent auction in an effort to raise money to help a supercool guy who likes to jump off the Carthiginian and do flips off bridges when he’s not slinging drinks at Bubba Gump’s. Such an extreme, fun-lovin’ dude deserves a likewise party to his good health.

September 12 & 13 A Taste of Lahaina is still selecting Restaurants!

To showcase your chefs and cuisine call 667-9175 for an application

Irish Pub Says Bullocks...

Sunday, 6pm at Mulligan’s in Wailea [PARTY] Who says St. Patrick’s Day is only in March? Mike and the gang at Mulligan’s say August is a damn fine time to celebrate St. Paddy too! They’re even stylin’ a bus for their fellow Irish lads and lassies. Bring on the night! Bring on the bagpipes, for f@*k’s sake!

VOLUNTEERS ARE NEEDED! If you’d like to volunteer at Lahaina’s premiere tasting event please call 667-9175

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Naked is Funny Wednesday, 5 & 7:30 p.m. at the Castle Theater, MACC [FILM] Sometimes movies can surprise you. Sometimes printing the word “naked” will not get you into as much trouble as actually printing a photo of a naked person. “Suddenly Naked” is a very funny film about a subject that I know nothing about: an embittered female writer in her 30’s who becomes charmed by a precocious 20-year-old intern, um, I mean writer. Although this film superficially appears to be a simple romantic comedy (i.e. chick flick), it has enough clever dialogue, biting humor and creative cinematography to keep it entertaining enough for all genres.

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DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS

Aloha Again From Hawai’i - Thursday (tonight!).

A tribute to Elvis by Elvis Wade, widely recognized as one of the world's most talented Elvis impersonators.

His popular show originated 9 years before Presley's untimely death in 1977, and legend has it that the "King of Rock & Roll," Elvis Presley himself gave Wade a standing ovation at one of his concerts in Nashville.

Tickets: $33, $27, $22. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

New Found Glory - Thursday (tonight). All ages welcome. Tickets: $20. 7 p.m., Pipeline Cafe, Oahu, charge by phone: 1 (877) 750-4400.

Calima: World Music Trio - Saturday. Flamenco to bossa nova with a Latin touch. Tickets: $18. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW.

TICKETS ON SALE

Steely Dan - Oct. 10. Tickets go on sale Sat. Aug. 16. $51-76. 7 p.m., MACC, 242-7469.

EVENTS

Coral Reef Information Station - Free reef info at Ulua Beach in Wailea on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays, and at Kahekili Park (Airport Beach) in Kaanapali on Fridays, Saturdays and Mondays; all from 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Take part in a FREE guided reef tour led by experienced naturalist at 9 a.m. at Ulua and 10 a.m. at Kahekili. Bring snorkel equipment. 249-8811.

FRIDAY, AUGUST 15

J. Walter Cameron Center's 5th Annual Bazaar - 8 a.m. – 12 noon, 95 Mahalani St. Ice Cream Caper, entertainment, food, crafts - a benefit for nonprofit groups. For info, call 244-5546.

End of Summer Blowout - 6-10 p.m. at Kihei Youth Center. Live music with Absence of Void, Empty Handed and Gomega. Also, DJ Kalani, door prizes, concession food and lots more. Drug-free event, ages 12 and up welcome. $5 cover. For info, call 879-8698.

SATURDAY, AUGUST 16

Maui Sugar Plantation Festival - 10 a.m.-2 p.m. at 3957 Hansen Road in historic Puunene. Music, dance, games, demos and local food. For more info, call 871-8058.

John Storms-Rohm - 12 p.m. at Borders in Kahului.

Live granola-rock music performance from “Songs My Family Taught Me”. For more info, call 877-6160.

Pancho & Lefty’s Sweet 16th Birthday - 3-6 p.m., Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St. in Lahaina.

Costume contest (Best Couple, Best Female & Best Male, from the ‘50s & ‘60s), Karaoke, door prizes, food and drink specials. For more info, call 661-4666.

Ebb & Flow Arts 3rd Annual Benefit - 7 p.m. at Makawao Union Church, 1445 Baldwin Ave. A multi-

media party with music, silent auction of local paintings, pupus and premiere of “The Eyes Hear The Ears See”. For more info, call 876-1854.

Girls Scouts' Car Wash - 9 a.m.-6 p.m. at Wal-Mart in Kahului. To raise funds to upgrade/beautify Camp Piiholo. For more info, call 244-3744.

Bone Marrow Screening Program - 10 a.m.-3 p.m. at Queen Kaahumanu Center. The screening drive is seeking donors willing to provide marrow transplants for individuals suffering from terminal blood diseases such as leukemia. For info, call 547-6154.

SUNDAY, AUGUST 17

Rupert Tripp - 2 p.m. at Borders in Kahului. A spiritually inspirational music performance by Nalu’s singer/guitarist. For more info, call 877-6160.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria – John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Benny Uyetake, Mon; Maurice Bega, Tue. All sets from 810:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cafe O’Lei - Roscoe Wright and his band, Fri and Sat; contemporary island duo, Tue and Wed. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491.

Cheeseburger in Paradise – Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Mon and Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. and 8-11 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Cool Cat Cafe - Evan Schulman, Thu and Tue, 6:30 p.m.; Optimystics, Fri, 7-10 p.m.; Damien, Mon, 6:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Nino Toscano, Thu and Fri; Kawiko Lum Ho, Sat; Ernest Pua’a, Sun; Brian Haia, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho, Tue; Ernest Pua’a, Wed. All sets from 6:30-9:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Highway, 669-3474.

Hula Grill - Ernest Pua’a and Brian Kaui Haia, Thu; Ernest Pua’a, Kawika Lum Ho and Brian Haia, Fri; Maurice Bega, Da Ukulele Boys, Sat; Kawika Lum Ho, Da Ukulele Boys, Sun; Kawika Lum Ho, Albert Kaina and Brian Kaui Haia, Mon; Jarret Roback, Don Kaulia and Albert Kaina, Tue; Ernest Pua’a, Brian Kaui Haia and Roy Kato, Wed. Live music is from 3-5 p.m. and 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz – Live music with Tracey and Farzad, Wed and Fri, 6:30-9 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787.

Kahana Terrace Restaurant – Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m.

Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399.

Kimo’s – Sam Ahia, Wed thru Sun, 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Leilani’s On The Beach – Crazy Fingers, Thu, 4-6

Maui’s Largest Selection of Musical Instruments & Sound Systems for 24 years

BOUNTY MUSIC 24TH ANNIVERSARY SALE Here are just a few of the specials: ALL FENDER GUITAR & BASS STRINGS ALL FENDER INSTRUMENT CABLES

BUY ONE GET TWO FREE 40% OFF ALL DRUMSTICKS 50% OFF ALL SAMSON MIXERS $ 99 GUITAR STANDS ULTRA 2445BK SALE 9 $ 99 FENDER STEEL STRING GUITAR SQSD-6 SALE 129 Play now with 90 days same as cash No money down O.A.C. Sale ends 8/30/03

111 Hana Hwy. #105 • Kahului 871-1141 Email: info@ukes.com • www.ukes.com

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p.m.; classic rock with JD and Mario, Fri, 3-6 p.m.; Anastasia Gilliam and friends, Sat, 3:30-6 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m.; Jarret Roback, Wed, 4-6 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building J, Kaanapali, 661-4495.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Damien Awai, Sat, 7 p.m.; Jonah Livin, Sun, 7 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Pancho and Lefty’s Cantina & Restaurante Pianist Rene Alonzo & Friends play light rock, country and blues during happy hour on Thursday from 3-6 p.m. and this Saturday from 8-11 p.m. Mariachi music on Sunday with Pablo, 6-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, in the Wharf Cinema Center, 661-4666.

Pioneer Inn – Ah-Tim Eleniki (Hawaiian style), Thu; Greg DiPiazza (classic rock ‘n’ roll), Fri; Ed Truthan (versatile contemporary rock ‘n’ roll), Sat; Erik Pietsch (if you like Jimmy Buffet, you will love Erik), Mon; Ricardo Dioso (flamenco guitar), Tue; Rene Alonzo (New Orleans style piano), Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Live music (grand piano) 6-9 p.m., Gene Argelle, Mon and Tue; Cody Gillette, Wed; Joel Gold, Thu; Mark Johnson, Fri. 2290 Kaanapali Parkway, Kaanapali, 667-7477.

Sea House Restaurant – Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincaid Basques, Wed, 7:30-9:30 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

Whale’s Tale Bar & Grill - Eric Pietsch, Thu; Patrick Major, Fri and Tue; Greg diPiazza, Sat; Cryin’ Out Loud, Sun; Eric Pietsch, Mon; Armadillo, Wed. All sets from 69 p.m. 672 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4044.

SOUTH MAUI

Bada Bing - Rat Pack Piano Bar with Mat Cain, Thu, Fri and Sat, 6:30-9 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188.

Capische? – Joyce and Gord, Wed and Thu; Esther Godinez (vocals) Salvador Godinez (piano) and Ed Connors (bass) perform a mix of standards, bossa nova and original music, Fri and Sat, 7-10 p.m. Call ahead for details. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 8792224.

KKO Kai Ku Ono – Lono, Thu thru Sat; Kawika, Sun; Howard Ahia, Mon; Kenny Roberts, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 875-1007.

LuLu’s - Patrick Major, Thu, 4-7 p.m. 1945-H S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944.

Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m. Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206.

Marco’s Southside Grill – Mark Johnston (piano), Wed thru Sun; Brian Cuomo (piano), Mon and Tue. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041.

Margarita’s Beach Cantina – Cool Steel, Fri, 5-7 p.m. 101 S. Kihei Rd., 879-5311.

Mulligan’s on the Blue – Celtic Tigers, Thu and Sun, 7-10 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Seawatch Restaurant - Pianist Angela Carr, Fri, 6-9 p.m.; guitarist Luis Diaz, Sat, 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Latin guitar w/ Luis Diaz, Thu, Fri and Wed; guitar and vocals w/ Brado, Sat; Patrick Major, Sun; steel drums and sax w/ Brian Wittman, Mon and Tue. All sets from 6-10 p.m.

The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

CENTRAL MAUI

Mañana Garage – Neto & Friends, Thu and Fri, 6:30 p.m.; Fortunato’s Magic, Fri, 7 p.m.; Neto & Hot Salsa, Sat; Neto Peraza, Tue; Bobby & Tula, Wed, 6:30 p.m.

33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

Ramon’s - Gypsy Pacific, Wed, 7-9 p.m. 2102 Vineyard, Wailuku, 986-8550.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI

Jacque’s - The Tom Cherry Express, Sat, 8 p.m.; Greg DiPiazza & Tato Duo, Mon, 7-10:30 p.m. 120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Livewire Cafe - John Moore Band, Sat, 7-10 p.m.; live jazz, Thu, 7-10 p.m.; acoustic guitar with Molten Soul, Tue, 7-10 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 5796009.

Moana Cafe - Jazz w/ Eve Moffatt, Fri, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; gypsy guitar w/ Bo Shores, Sun, 6-9 p.m.; vintage Hawaiian music, Wed, 6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI

Embassy Vacation Resort – Kaanapali Beach 104 Kaanapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Ed Truthan w/ contemporary classics, Thu; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sat; Ed & Ron, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon; Scott Baird & Friends w/ contemporary music, Tue; Howard Ahia w/ Hawaiian music, Wed. All sets from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

Hyatt Regency Maui 200 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 661-1234 “Tony ‘n Tina’s Wedding” Mon, Wed, Fri and Sun, 6:30 p.m. in the Swan Court. Torchlighting ceremony at 6:15 nightly followed by live Hawaiian entertainment 6:30-9:30 nightly in the Weeping Banyan: Sam Fukuhara, Thu, Sun and Mon; Pam Gamboa Peterson, Tue, 5:30-9:30 p.m.; Larry Gollis, Fri and Sat; Stephanie Anderson, Wed; "Drums of the Pacific" luau

by Tihati, 5:30-8 nightly.

Ka’anapali Beach Hotel 2525 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0011 Black Rock Illusions dinner show Sun, Tue and Thu at 5:30 p.m. in the Kanahele Room; Ka’anapali Serenaders, Sat, 6-9:30 p.m.; free hula show 6:30-7:30 nightly; Auntie Aloha’s Breakfast Luau, Mon thru Fri,

HAPPY HOUR AT THE MOOSE 3 PM - 6 PM

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DA KINECALENDAR 8:15 a.m.; Paniolo Barbecue w/ live music and dancing, Mon, 6 p.m.; Sunday champagne brunch w/ Hawaiian music by Polinahe, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

Kapalua Bay Hotel / Kapalua Bay Hotel, A Luxury Collection Resort 1 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669-5656 The Bay Club: Jazz trio, Fri and Sat, 6-9 p.m.; solo pianist Sun thru Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Gardenia Court: contemporary Hawaiian music, Sun, 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; Lehua Lounge: hula performances 5:30-7 and contemporary Hawaiian music 7-8:30 nightly.

Napili Kai Beach Resort 5900 Honoapiilani Highway, Napili, 669-1500 Sea House Restaurant: Kapule Paoa, Sun; Kincaid Basques, Mon, Fri & Sat; Albert Kaina, Wed; Kincaid & Albert, Thu; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m.

Polynesian Dinner Show, Tue, 5:30 p.m.

Ritz-Carlton Kapalua One Ritz-Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Reiko, solo guitar and vocals, beginning at 5:30 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: world fusion duo Ranga Pae, Fri thru Tue, 6:15-9:45 p.m.

Royal Lahaina Resort 2780 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali, 661-3611 "Eddie and Eddie" w/ Eddie Lilikoi and Eddie Sebala, 5-9:30 nightly in the Royal Ocean Terrace.

Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian songs and dances at 5 nightly.

Sheraton Maui Hotel 2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/ hula dancers, 6-8 nightly: Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed; torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly.

The Westin Maui Hotel 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Tropica: Bobby Ingram Trio, Sat, Sun and Wed; JD Band, Tue; Keoki Kahumoku, Mon. All sets 7-9 p.m.; Fortunato’s magic, Thu, Sat and Tue, 6:30-8:30 p.m.

PUREVOLUME

Golis, Thu; Brian Mansano, Fri; Ricardo, Sat; Luis Diaz, Sun thru Tue; Mitch Kepa, Wed; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly.

The Fairmont Kea Lani Maui 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100 Jazz entertainment from 6-9 nightly in the Lobby Bar. Wailea Marriott 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922 Hawaiian entertainment w/ hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradyse & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort 3550 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace; Jamie Lawrence, Tue thru Sat; solo guitarist Sun and Mon, 6-9 p.m. Wailea Sunset Luau, Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m.

Maui Prince Hotel 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m. Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 6-8 p.m., Mon thru Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m. and Mon, Wed and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

EAST MAUI

Hotel Hana-Maui Hana, 248-8211 Hawaiian music in Paniolo Lounge, Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.

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SOUTH MAUI

GOMEGA "GOMEGA" Gomega puts on such a good live show and embraces so many musical genres that they could never really be pigeonholed as a one-genre band. They bring together Funk, Ska, Reggae, Punk, Metal, Jazz, HipHop, R & B and Soul. This is especially true of their first CD. You'll find a very Marvin Gaye-esque number only a couple tracks away from a Rap/Metal track called "Story Goes." There are only four bands I know who have done this well: The Clash, Fishbone, Red Hot Chili Peppers and now Gomega. Kokone Records (Available at Borders Books and Music)

VARIOUS ARTISTS "FREDDY VS JASON: MOTION PICTURE SOUNDTRACK" Having been a fan of this brand of cinema for some time now, I am not at all surprised that this soundtrack boasts the general theme that it would have had in the eighties’ heyday of slasher films - meaning, heavy metal. So it's a good thing that Roadrunner Records takes up the job of providing the music that these two evil, twisted bastards will undoubtedly pummel each other to, seeing as how they have a band like Slipknot in their corner. This soundtrack goes along that spectrum hard and heavy but for the most part features a slew of tracks that are as yet unreleased. For the collector (i.e. deep-pocketed folks who should be mugged) the soundtrack features three separate covers so you can pick the guy you think will win or if you hope it's a draw. If the movie is even half as fun as the soundtrack, I love it already. - Roadrunner Records

DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL "A MARK, A MISSION, A BRAND, A SCAR"

Hawaii Admission Day Ceremony - Fri, 10 a.m. at the War Memorial Gymnasium. Maui County Executive on Aging John Tomoso will speak on the rich social and cultural diversity of the people who make up the state of Hawaii. ”Malama Honokowai” - Sat, 9 a.m., sugar cane train depot on the corner of Pu’ukolii road & Pi’ilani Hwy. in Kaanapali. Learn about and restore archeological ruins and native plants. For info, call 572-8085.

Four Seasons Resort Wailea 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/ Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:307:30 p.m. w/ hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Tiffany Lee and Josh Mon and Sat, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:30-11:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly.

Grand Wailea Resort Hotel & Spa 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, 5:30-9:30 nightly: Larry

BY GANNON GILMORE

POLITICAL

Live Broadcast of MAUI TALKS-TV - Tue, 7-8 p.m. on Channel 53/Visions TV. Public affairs talk show where the community is invited and encouraged to telephone in and comment on various issues of the day. For info, call 572-8787.

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Open Call Auditions - Fri, 4-7 p.m.; Sat, 12-3 p.m. at Gallerie Ha, Wailuku. For Pat Masumoto's new modern drama "Mad Cloak". Please call 244-3993 for

Oh boy. More of this again. Unlike most reviewers I'm not going to reneg on my stance on this band after talking so much crap for a year and a half. There's something subtly pretentious in Chris Carabba's new record. You hear this faint part of his voice that seems to tell you that he could shit an album on your chest and you'd love it. Until you realize that, that's just what he's doing. Hey, more power to him. He's got a legion of fans that will sing his songs for him so it won't matter if he keeps shoveling the same drivel out to you album after album. On this record in particular, though, he at least gives you something different to listen to as he brings out more electric guitars and less emphasis on acoustic, wanker ballads. I just want to slap that James Dean/Luke Perry haircut off his head. - Vagrant Records

VARIOUS ARTISTS “THE NOW SOUND OF BRASIL” One of the most fun and funky groups in Brazil is Bossacucanova, whose suave tune Guanabara--a very catchy piece of funk, with fresh samba drum samples--puts the listener into a chill Rio lounge. The legendary Suba created a unique tapestry, mixing Bossanova with smooth electronica. Cibelle's otherworldly vocals on Suba's tune, Tantos Desejos, enchant, while jazzy horns and characteristically Brazilian percussion give the track a lot of flavor. Bebel Gilberto always impresses and the title track of her fantastic album Tanto Tempo appears as a funky, spaced out, club remix. Backed by a tight jazz ensemble, Celso Fonseco's golden throat shines on his super smooth tune Bom Sinal. – [JOE GATTO] - Six Degrees Records

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“AN AFRO-PORTUGUESE ODYSSEY” The Portuguese colonized more of the world than just Brazil and Upcountry Maui. There are several Lusophone countries in Africa where they mix Portuguese and African lyrics, percussion and guitar, and whose gorgeous, upbeat, tropical music is featured on this CD. Master mandolin player Bidinte has taken the music from his native GuineaBissau to new heights, mixing flamenco and beautiful singing on Considjo Di Garandis, an irresistible tune with airy guitar and amazing drumming. Ruy Mingas, from Angola, offers Homenagem A Liceu Vieira Dias, a fantastic song featuring dueling acoustic guitars, congas and a very interesting bamboo scraper called a dikanza. Mendes Brothers, from Cape Verde and Brockton, Mass., have popularized a number of new music styles based on Cape Verdean traditions. Cor di Rosa is a brilliantly arranged, rhythmic tune that recalls the magnificent style of Cesaria Evora. – [JOE GATTO] - Putumayo Records

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thursday8/14

friday8/15

Funk, Soul & Disco w/DJ Boomshot, No cover, 10pm

BOCALINO

1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

saturday8/16

sunday8/17

Neto Peraza & Angie Carr, Latin Night, No cover, 10pm

Kilohana, Island music, No cover, 10pm

CLOSED

DJs Amara & Odisseus, trance tribal funk, $7, 10pm

Dezman & Cool Rush, Island sound, $8, 9:45pm

monday8/18 – wednesday8/20 Mon - Mario Favre & Jennifer Weatherly, Retro Rock; Tue - Jay Molina & Gilbert Emata w/ Vanessa Rodriguez, Jam Night; Wed - Soul Concepts, R&B: ALL SHOWS- 10PM, NO COVER CHARGE!

BUBBA GUMP SHRIMP CO 889 Front Street, Lahaina - 661-3111

CASANOVA

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT

Lawai’a, No cover, 10:30pm12:30am

COMPADRES BAR & GRILL

Salsa Night $5, 10pm

142 Hana Hwy, Paia - 579-9453

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

COOL CAT CAFÉ

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina - 667-0908

2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-2200

Ladies Night, Hip Hop DJs

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

Mon - Lawai’a, No cover, 10:30pm-12:30am

Opti-Mystics, N/C, 7-11pm Open Mic Night, N/C, 10pm

Evan Shulman, No cover, 6:30pm

DEANO’S MAUI PIZZA CAFÉ HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB

Wed - Ladies’ Night, $5, 9:45pm

Mon - Damien, No cover, 6:30-10pm; Tue - Evan Schulman, No cover, 6:30pm; Wed - Live DJ, $3, 9pm-1:30am

Absence of Void CD Release Party, $5, 10pm

House Party w/DJ Forrest, 10pm

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HARD ROCK CAFÉ

Tue - House Party w/DJ Ed V, 10pm Teen Night, 6:30pm

Mon - Marty Dread, Reggae at the Rock! $5, 10:30pm; Wed - DJ Jammin J, Jammin Wednesdays! $3, 10pm

Voodoo Suns, $3, 10:30pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

Home Cookin’, No cover, 9pm

Mark Burnett, N/C, 5-9pm, MGD Band, N/C, 9p-12am

Twangers, No cover, 9pm-12am

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

Da Hawaiians, No cover, 10pm

Kenny Roberts, No cover, 57pm

El Nino, No cover, 5pm

John Moore Project, No cover, 9:30pm

Jagermeister Party w/8mm Overdose & Khrinj, $5, 10pm

Volt, No cover, 9:30pm

Nuff Sed, No cover, 10pm-midnight

Crazy Fingers, 10pm-midnight

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

36 Keala Place, Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

Mike & Dave Carroll, No cover, 9pm-Midnight

Mon - Uncle Willie K, 10pm; Tue - Ultra Fab Tuesday w/DJ Blast; Wed - Aloha Wednesday, w/DJ Blast

Mon- Da Hawaiians, No cover; Tue - Chico & DaKine, No cover; Gina Martinelli Band, N/C, 6pm Wed- Da Hawaiians, No cover Karaoke, w/James, No cover, 9:30pm

Mon - Karaoke, w/James, No cover, 9:30pm

Karaoke w/Auntie Toddy Lilikoi, Karaoke w/Auntie Toddy Lilikoi, No cover, 9:30pm No cover, 9:30pm

LAHAINA COOLERS

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180 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661-7082

THE VOCAL STUDIO

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HRC MAUI 900 Front St., Lahaina Info: 808.667.7400

SATURDAY, AUGUST 16TH

VOODOO SUNS $3 COVER

Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar

: LIVE MUSIC ; LATE NIGHT

First Saturday of Every Month

MONDAY, AUGUST 18TH

10pm-1am • Kapalua Location Only

REGGAE AT THE ROCK WITH MARTY DREAD $5 COVER

HAPPY HOUR! 3-6pm & 10pm-12am EXCEPT SPECIAL EVENTS h a r d r o c k . c o m

50% OFF ALL FOOD Must be 21 & Over with I.D.

Kapalua 669-6286 • Kihei 879-0004 The Shops at Kapalua

Near Foodland

thursday8/14

friday8/15

saturday8/16

sunday8/17

LIFE’S A BEACH

Cryin’ Out Loud

Prankster

fine line, Reggae

Oliver’s Karaoke Party!

LOBBY LOUNGE

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

Clay Mortensen & George Tavoularis, 8:30-11:30pm

Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:3011:30pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

LONGHI’S 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288 LONGHI’S Shops at Wailea - 877-2036

Pam Peterson & Rudy Baria, Mon - Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:30-11:30pm; Wed - Clay Mortensen & Gilbert Emata, 8:308:30-11:30pm 11:30pm

Bobby Ingram, No cover, 8pm

The Crunch Pups, 8-11pm

Stroking Saturday, Hawaiian contemporary, $5 donation, 8pm

DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 8:30pm-close

Damien Awai & Friends, No cover, 7pm

DJ Steve, No cover, 9:30pm

Jonah Livin, No cover, 7pm

Mon - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 8:30pm; Tue - DJ Mackie Mac/Dollar Night, $5, 8:30pm; Wed - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 8:30pm

NDE Band, $5, 9pm

St. Patrick’s Day in August w/Celtic Tigers, 6pm-1:30am

Mon - Mark Burnett, No cover, 6pm; Gypsy Pacific, No cover, 9pm; Tue - Open Mic Night, No cover, 9pm; Wed - John Moore Project, No cover, 9pm

1945-H S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

Mon - Lake hosts Open Mic; Tue - Mario & Friends; Wed - Crunch Pups

Crazy Fingers, $5, 9:30pm Voodoo Suns, $5, 9:30pm

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monday8/18 – wednesday8/20

Kenny Roberts, No cover, 9pm Murray Thorne, No cover, 8pm

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SOULMATES Maui Inc. presents The World Premiere of

SOULMATES A ROCK OPERA

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Starring Patricia Watson & James Milanesa Featuring Rod McKuen & Mary Jo Catlett with Hawaii Recording Artists Kelly Covington, Lono, Priscilla Basque, Gina Martinelli, Sascha Alexander, Scott Hernandez

Serving West Maui with 100,000-watts of Oldies Music Power and Your Chance to Win

Directed by David Galligan Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Castle Theater August 22 & 23 at 7:30pm & August 24 at 7:00pm Show Tickets are $35, $25, $20 and $15 for Students under 18 Opening Night Gala Dinner $20 (plus show) August 22 at 5:30pm Catered by Bentos & Banquets by Bernard

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Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-Midnight

Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-Midnight

Rene Alonzo, No cover, 9pm-Midnight

Sweet 16th Birthday! Costume contest, Live music & Karaoke

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Crunch Pups, No cover, 9pm

TGIF, No cover, 9pm

Kenny Roberts & Friends, No cover, 9pm

Twangers, No cover, 9pm

Crunch Pups, No cover, 9pm

DJ Dancing, $10, 9:30pm-2am

DJ Dancing, $10, 9:30pm-2am

PACIFIC’O

505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

PANCHO & LEFTY’S

658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4666

SANSEI 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua - 669-6286 SANSEI Kihei Town Center - 879-0004 SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave. - 572-1380

TSUNAMI NIGHTCLUB

3850 Wailea Alanui Dr. - 875-1234

sunday8/17

monday8/18 – wednesday8/20

Mariachi Music w/Pablo, No cover, 6-9pm

Wed - Harris Moku & Company, No cover, 9pm

“TATTOO WITH A VIEW” OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK NOON TO CLOSE

Thanks to all of those who voted Island Ink the “Best Tattoo Shop” on Maui

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Open Call Auditions - Sun, 3 p.m. at the Iao Theater in Wailuku. Maui OnStage 2003-2004 Season.

For info, or to schedule a time slot, call 244-8680.

SPOKEN WORD

Maui Live Poets Society - 6:30-9 p.m. in Lahaina.

Open poetry readings. For more info, call 661-0517.

ART

Hawaiian Traditions - Sat. & Sun. at Lahaina Cannery Mall. Exhibits and cultural displays of Hawaii’s rich heritage. For info, call 661-5304.

Quilt Exhibit - Through Aug. 31, at Lahaina Cannery Mall. Local Maui quilters compete for “Best Quilt” of the show. For info, call 661-5304.

"Old Plantation Days" Art Exhibit - Through Oct. 16., Mon thru Fri, 7:45 a.m.- 4:30 p.m. at Kalana O Maui Building in Wailuku. Free art exhibit featuring the art work of Kaunoa Senior Center's art students. For info, call 270-7855 “Art in the Village” - Thu, 6-10 p.m. at Whalers Village in Kaanapali. Artist demonstrations, live Hawaiian and jazz music, hula and Tahitian dance, prizes contributed by each of the galleries and complimentary champagne and pupus. Call 661-4567.

Weekly Gathering of Maui's Top Artists - Thu, 8:30 a.m. on the grounds of Keolahou Hawaiian Church in North Kihei. Call Michael Stark at 879-9337.

Friday Night is Art Night in Lahaina - 7-10 p.m.

Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town for special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action and refreshments, all free and open to the public. Call Theo Morrison at 667-9194.

He U’i Cultural Arts Festival - Sat. & Sun., 9 a.m.5 p.m., under the Banyan Tree in Lahaina. Live Hawaiian music, arts & crafts. For info, call 667-9194.

WOW! Wailea on Wednesdays - 6:30-9:30 p.m.

The Shops at Wailea celebrates "Festival of the Arts" featuring artists and artwork displays, live entertainment, fashion events and more. On Sunday, Kristine Snyder performing harp in the East Wing from 5:308:30 p.m. On Wednesday, Phil Benoit and the Benoit Jazz Works in the Lower Courtyard from 7-9 p.m. For more info, call 891-6770.

keiki korner

"Do The Zoo" Days - Sat, 12-2 p.m. at 2315 Kekaulike Ave. in Kula. Zoo Maui is a fun, educational, hands-on experience. Non-profit, operated by volunteers. See Squirt the Giraffe, and his 100+ friends. $5 per person, 12 months or younger, free. Closed shoes are required. For info, call Malia at 878-2189.

"Keiki Oke" Amateur Contest - Sat, 5-7 p.m.

Applications can be picked up at Karaoke Maui Style, 900 Front St., F11, Lahaina. For info, call 662-3333.

Beyblade Battling Top Contest - Sat, 2:30 p.m. on the Lahaina Cannery Mall stage. There will be 4 categories: one-on-one, two-person teams, modified and continuous pull. For info, call 661-4766.

Seaside Stories - Sun, 11 a.m. at Borders Books & Music in Kahului. Free program for ages 4-10 featuring stories and crafts with the staff of Pacific Whale Foundation. For information, call 249-8811.

Keiki Song & Storytime - Wed, 10:30 a.m. at Borders in Kahului with Uncle Wayne. For more info, call 8776160.

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Maui Croquet Club - 2-5 p.m. Come play international rules croquet for free. If you don't know how to play, we'll teach you. If you don't have a mallet, we'll loan you one. Every week, Sun, Tue, Fri. For info, call Leo Nikora at 879-0087.

THURSDAY, AUGUST 14

Waikamoi Hike - 9 a.m. at Hosmer Grove Shelter (6800 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area.

Three-hour, three-mile hike. For info, call 572-4400.

FRiDAY, AUGUST 15

Sliding Sands Hike - 9 a.m., Sliding Sands Trailhead (9740 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area.

Two-hour, two-mile hike. For more info, call 572-4400.

Maui Chess Club - 6:30 p.m. in Kahului. For location and other info, call Bruce at 579-9623.

SATURDAY, AUGUST 16

10th Annual Ole Longboard Classic - 7 a.m. at Launiupoko Beach in Lahaina. Entry fee: $25 and includes a t-shirt and plate lunch. Beach entries are $35 and are not guaranteed. Competitors must use longboards at least 9 feet long. Entry forms are available at local surf shops. For more info, call Hi-Tech at 877-2111.

North Shore Paddle 2003 - 11 a.m. at Paia Bay. Annual surfboard-paddleboard race from Ho’okipa to Paia Bay, with bodyboard race at noon and fashion show at 1 p.m. For info, call 579-8999 or 579-8980.

Kalama Park Skating Rink - 6-9 p.m. Free public skating. Skate rentals available. For more info, call Deb at 875-4038.

MonDAY, AUGUST 18

Waikamoi Hike - 9 a.m. at Hosmer Grove Shelter (6800 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area.

Three-hour, three-mile hike. For info, call 572-4400.

Maui Inline Hockey Assoc. - 8-10 p.m. at Kalama Park Skating Rink. Women's night hockey games. For info, call Deb at 875-4038.

TuesDAY, AUGUST 19

Sliding Sands Hike - 9 a.m., Sliding Sands Trailhead (9740 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area.

Two-hour, two-mile hike. For more info, call 572-4400.

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 20

Maui Inline Hockey Assoc. - 8-10 p.m. at Kalama Park Skating Rink. Men's B night hockey games. For more info, call Deb at 875-4038.

Play Ultimate Frisbee - 8:30 p.m. at Kalama Park in Kihei. New game that combines other sports with frisbee. For more info, call Bern at 667-5652.

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I spotted a beautiful girl on Wednesday at a local bar. To break the ice, I sent her and her girlfriends a round of drinks. She and I flirted and talked the entire evening, and I got her phone number when she left. Friday afternoon, I left her a message that a bunch of friends and I were meeting at a happy hour Friday after work. I left my cell number so she could call me back. A week has passed, and I still haven't heard from her.

This is weird, because she seemed like a great girl, and I was pretty sure we'd really hit it off Wednesday night. What's my next move?

--Telephone Silence Dating is the showroom for the relationship.

Especially on the first few dates, it's the little things that count -- like whether you use gold cord or red ribbon to tie the engraved dinner invitation on the dove's leg when you send a flock of them through her bedroom window.

Although communicating via rent-a-fowl isn't a dating must, it does serve an important function: letting a woman know how much you care.

Of course, so does a last-minute phone message informing her of an opportunity to stand next to you in a crowd scene with discount alcoholic beverage service. (At least you didn't drive around looking for her, then yell an invitation out the car window: "Hey, I'm starved and my house is a mess -- how about you come over and mop my floors and make me dinner?")

If she isn't on a romantic dinner date with a guy who asked her out last week for this week, she's probably wondering what we're all wondering: Who was that guy buying her and her friends drinks on Wednesday, your stunt double? That guy would surely understand the difference between football and dating: you don't give a "great girl" a two-minute warning, then expect her to come running so you can tackle her. Until you come to understand this, your dating field will fail to resemble the playing field in a fundamental way -- it will not include scoring.

Your answering machine hit-and-run maneuver is unlikely to minimize your losses. In fact, you should never leave a recorded message for a woman you don't know very well. But, but...you don't want to get rejected, not to your face. Yes, you do. Because what's worse than being rejected to your face is being rejected not to your face.

When that happens, you're never sure whether you really were rejected, or as you'd prefer to believe, you called the wrong number or she dropped her answering machine into the Ganges.

Get this girl on the phone and explain that you were so impatient to see her that you kind of screwed up, and you should have asked her out for dinner. Then do it. The idea is to let her know how special she is to you; something you show by putting a little bit more time, effort, and thought into sweeping her off her feet than you would into brushing a fleck of lint off your sweater.

For courage, just imagine what you could be telling your grandkids: Grampy went to a bar where he met the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen--smart, funny, and all the trimmins'. Then Grampy called the woman and came off like a huge dorkus, and cheap, too, so she never called him back -- and that's how he got stuck with Grammy!

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ARIES: This weekend you'll be springing into action with the Aries moon. Once you start an adventure you're committed. You can help other people open up their heart. Playtime is here. Do what you can to kick the blues, whatever it takes.

TAURUS: Your most vulnerable spots are with your family. Creative ideas are beginning to gel.

You're finding strength from your brothers and male friends. Turning bad memories into good ones is one of the ways you can work magic.

GEMINI: The Gemini Moon doesn’t come until next Wednesday. Communications have you relying on memory. Short trips are favored over long adventures. Silence is better than having to bite your tongue. Keep on listening.

CANCER: Logos and labels don't tell much.

They tend to mute specifics. Get down to the honest to goodness truth. Paper airplanes and paper dolls can bring messages. You are what you eat so make sure you’re eating good, wholesome food.

LEO: Take a break from being the hero and allow someone else to serve you. Relate your financial plans to a friend. Grab all the good lovin’ you can while you have your admirer’s attention. Free yourself from unhappy situations.

VIRGO: In order to have conscious birth, you need to have a conscious death. Your keen insights are needed now more than ever.

Dream of an unencumbered future where simplicity rules and excess is in exile. Even people with good karma suffer.

LIBRA: Keep on smiling. Relax in an environment where freedom reigns true. Man's laws need to bend to nature’s rules. Friends get together to discuss future plans. Invite people over for tea, a potluck or a full-blown party.

SCORPIO: Show some mercy to yourself.

Prove yourself to be responsible. Record the creative ideas you have for future use. Allow your career to be like a performance. Whistle and sing while you’re at work. It makes people wonder what you're up to.

SAGITTARIUS: Anything can happen.

Your best friend may be your worst enemy and your worst enemy may be your best friend.

Judge not. If your life is good, be thankful for your privileges. If your life is bad, help someone whose life is worse.

CAPRICORN: Hold on to the beliefs that lift you up and lift up those around you. No one has earned everything that they have. Everyone is dependent on gifts from others. We own nothing because everything is borrowed.

AQUARIUS: Your intelligent form of love can be soul satisfying. Fix the things that are broken with a sense of humor and joy. Don't limit the things you can do with your partner.

Now is the time to work on having better health.

PISCES: You feel as if you've been strapped to a cosmic teeter-totter with perpetual ups and downs. Your energy and attention is in high demand. Share your prayers with friends.

Although you feel independent, you need not go through these trials alone.

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COLON THERAPY FREE 3-DAY TRIAL With Shelley St John RN., CHT. Other America’s #1 Best Air and Water holistic therpies available. 573-0696 Purifiers. LIVING AIR & LIVING WATER Greatly Reduces Mold, Dust, Odors & Chemical Outgassing. One COUNSELING unit does a whole home or business. Women’s Issues, Family Therapy & Distributorships Offered 874-5676 Adolescent Problems.

Veronica Whitworth, MSW.CAC (808) 264-3836 LOSE WEIGHT!!

Boost energy & control health probPEACE CIRCLE lems. It works! Herbalife Ind. Dist.

Centered at The Gateway for Healing 808-870-2510 is a weekly radiance of Healing Light, INTUITIVE COUNSELING sent out for all nations & all peoples of Expect: Clarity, Specifics, Guidance, the world. EVERY SUNDAY at 5.

RESULTS! Clairvoyant, TV appear- If you would like to play an active part ances & Speaker throughout U.S. in the Peace Circle, there are 2 ways Intuitive Development, Meditation & to participate: Call for directions & Creative Visualization MCC Classes come join us; or link up spiritually Starting Soon. Sharon Brookes, 891- from wherever you are in the world, 9247 to help spread the Light, Peace, Love & healing throughout the globe.

MENTAL EMOTIONAL STRESS? If you want to receive the Light for Advanced sound & light therapy dev. self-healing, e-mail us with your name from Univ. research. Instant stress & your request. Call (808) 268-8853 relief, increase mental clarity, stabilize OR e-mail: info@thegatewayforhealemotions. Harmonic Resonance ing.com Center 870-0409 www.3dsonix.com http://www.3dsonix.com STOP PAIN NOW! Try surfers salve for back aches, neck pain & various injuries. All natural herbal product. Also inquire about other products & herbal consultations.

Krista Dawn, CHT, 276-WAVE

BIKRAM YOGA

KIHEI

7 & 9am Mon-Fri 6pm Mon-Fri 9:30am Sat & Sun

Enter a new dimension of fitness and personal growth!

Ongoing classes taught islandwide

by Certified NIA Teacher, Erin Graue

242-4343 www.niamaui.com NOT GETTING IT WEEKLY? HERE’S YOUR CHANCE 661-3786 EXT. 5

CAPOEIRA BRAZILIAN MARTIAL ARTS Thursdays & Fridays @ The Art School at Kapalua, 7- 8:30 PM. $10 per class. 665-0007

Demo/Classes FREE September Kapalua (Art School) Monday, 9/1, 5:30pm Kihei (Mana Kai) Mondays, 9/8 & 15, 5:30pm MACC (Omori A) Wednesdays, 9/3 & 10, 5:30pm Upcountry Fitness Tuesdays, 9/2 7:30pm, 9/9 5:30pm

ALOHA SEXUAL HEALTH & HAPPINESS

Counseling For all Sex & Intimacy Concerns

Call 573-3355

Take a vacation from your mind, Take a journey to your soul, Travel back •Massage Therapy •Reiki •Breathwork to yourself…

•Intuitive Readings

900 FRONT STREET I-18 • 662-8535

Meditation & Massage, Workshops & Classes

www.taichimaui.com

WALK-IN YOGA • Pre-Natal • Iyengar

Confidential • Free Phone Consultation

Michael Ra Bouchard, M.A., Ph.D. Doctor of Human Sexuality If not now, when? 891-0952 www.sexhappiness.com

Bikram’s Beginner Yoga ON THE BEACH AT PAIA BAY

NEW OWNERS!!!

PASCAL & CINDI Improving every part of your life with every day of your practice

$15 one week $80 for 10 classes $120 monthly unlimited

(new students & Maui Residents) Call number for schedule

573-4288

65 HANA HWY., PAIA

CELLULITE • FDA Approved • Non-invasive • Increases Circulation • Tones & Contours • Increases Collagen • Lose Inches

ENDERBODIES Holli Pierce

Yoga with Reyna The Art School @ Kapalua

• Kundalini • Vini Yoga

IN A TANGLE? Professional, experienced, effective psychotherapist. Customized care for every client. 30 years experience, on Maui since 1994. Free initial phone consult. Elizabeth Poole, M. A., CMHP. Kihei 270-1004

7 CLASSES FOR $15

281-9262

GRAND OPENING! The Maui Magic Box @ New Waves Wellness Center in Makawao. 572-5551

• Hawaiian Massage $35 & up • Pohaku “Hot Stone” Treatment • Papaya & Kiwi Body Polish • Mini Facials

RETREATCENTERMAUI.COM Exquisitely secluded in Haiku. Great Hall, Sleeps 24. Call 572-0085 to schedule your event.

661-1178 www.leispa.com

MAE1435

THE SPA AT 505, LLC

LETTERS

NEWS

283-5575

1819 S. Kihei Rd.

COVER STORY

SURF

DINING

CLASSES & INSTRUCTION ASTROLOGY FOR YOU! Dynamic, fast-paced workshop using your own chart to learn Astrology & follow your chart day by day.

Instructor: Janis Persons Aug. 30-31 9AM-5PM, $150 Wailuku. Call 2430050 BIKRAM YOGA PAIA Mon-Fri 7AM, 9AM & 6PM. Sat & Sun 8AM & 10AM. Yoga on the beach! 573-4288

DAY&NIGHT

A&E

FILM

• Feldenkrais

Mind Body Spirit Only $10 per class Coupons/Groups Available

Tues/Thurs/Sun 10:30am Wed 5:30am

669-4412 MASSAGE MAJIK HANDS BODYWORK Licensed Tai Massage, Ayurgedic & Barefoot Shiatsu. Instruction & Sliding scale available. Ishiah, 298-4576 TRY BEAT OUR PRICES!!!

All Natural Facials $30, Massages $30, Acupuncture $35. Blue Bamboo Chinese Medical Center & Spa, 2099 Wells St. Wailuku, 244-6778 MAUI MASSAGE Island-Wide service. What better way to treat yourself than to receive a deeply relaxing and rejuvenating one hour massage? Call us today and receive 20% of your first massage.

283-3637 M.A.T. # 7299

GRAND OPENING AUGUST 15, 16 & 17 New Waves Wellness Center proudly introduces

The Maui Magic Box Gifts for the Soul 10-30% Off Storewide Savings!

Doores!

Priz

HANDS IN MOTION MAUI Professional Therapuetic Massage, specializing in deep tissue. Outcall Only. Call Brooke 250-4515. MAT# TRUSTING TOUCH BODYWORK 6120, AMTA 110175 Specializing in post-trauma pain and MASSAGE THERAPY stress relief. Learn easy breathing, With Daniel Fowler, Available in visualizing techniques. Elisabet 575Wailuku. $70 or sliding scale. 9009 Specializing in Therapeutic Lomilomi, Deep Tissue and Injury rehabilitation.

HAIKU MASSAGE MAT # 2765 Call 280-0733 $40/hr mornings only. In a quiet & AFFORDABLE MASSAGE professional setting, helping others Lomi Lomi & Pohaku, Swedish & for 15 yrs. Strong sensitive hands.

Deep Tissue Workman’s Comp/No From relaxing to specific deep tissue Fault Ins. OK. Wedding Parties work.

Roger Engel 283-8410 Welcome. Couples Discounts MAT MAT#4863 #6199. Jeanne 357-5100 or 875-7436

Mind Body Spirit Certified Endermologie Technician

• Restorative

Morning Cafe each Wednesday See Yoga Schedules Online

DA KINE CALENDAR

THE GRID

CLASSIFIEDS

1170 Makawao 572-5551

BLISS THERAPY

PILATES SESSION LICENSED PSYCHOLOGIST Private & Semi-Private. Call Belkis Heal from the pain of trauma in a 283-2405 compassionate setting. Mind/Body techniques (EMDR, Accupressure).

REIKI TRAINING Many insurance plans accepted.

Levels 1 & 2. Private or group. 662- Please call: Let’s discuss your situa8535 tion. Dr. Karl Jacobs, Licensed Psychologist, 572-0631 MAUI’S HOLISTIC EVENTS Maui’s most complete listing of Mind Body & Spirit events. Visit HOLOGRAPHIC YOGA MEDITATION www.mauivision.net.

August/ Deep Healing & Transformational September issue out now! Maui Therapy. Spiritual Journeys to Iao valVision today! 669-9091 ley & Haleakala. Sessions, Intensives, DISCOUNT PRESCRIPTION Retreats & Training. Jasmin, 879-0820 DRUGS Phentermine, Soma, Tramadol, Ambien VEGETARIAN COOK & Viagra. No doctor’s fees or appointments! Free FedEx next-day delivery! I am a Vegetarian Cook- I will Shop Licensed U.S. Pharmacy 1-800-721- and Cook for you, $14 an hour. Call 0648 www.orderUSprescription.com 283-1972 (AAN CAN)

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

Sonic Sound Healing

–INTEGRATING– • Anointing of the Didgeridoo & Mystic Bowls • Reflexology, Acupressure & Energy Medicine • Lomi Lomi–Hawn practioner of 10 years

Aloha Bodyworks

280-3500

AUGUST 14, 2003

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West Maui/Molokai Special. Only Air Maui offers this incredible flight! Call now for your 2 for 1 Kama’aina special or special visitor rate! Expires Dec. 31, 2003.

For reservations call 877-7005

ISLAND COINS AND STAMPS

All Natural Facials $30!!!

Hawaiiana Flags, Sports Cards, Comics, Stamps Wharf Center, 10-8PM, 3rd Floor, Lahaina, 667-6155

Yummy, Healthy, Skin nourishing facial by Holley.

Blue Bamboo Chinese Medical Center & Spa, 2099 Wells St. Wailuku, 244-6778

Models Needed

Fresh Maui Fruit Baskets Gift Baskets & Flowers

Hiring models for stock projects. $50/hour. Fitness, beauty, lifestyle. All ages. Mail photo: RC Studios, PO Box 1758, Kihei, HI 96753. Just visiting? Call 8745755. For more info: www.ronchapple.com/model

Delivered on Maui or shipped worldwide. Sweet Life Fruit Co. 808-27SWEET (277-9338) www.mauifruitbaskets.com

to Maui’s hottest new way to meet singles. See pg.29 introducing Maui Time Personals. A fully interactive mobile dating service that makes meeting single people almost too easy. All you have to do is make a simple phone call. OK, you’re done! The rest is up to us. We take your information and match you up with other singles. And here is the best part, we contact YOU and let you know how many matches you have. Try it and get connected. Join today and your FREE membership will start today!

1-800-710-8735

WEST SIDE WAHINE SURFING A Surf school for Women, also Keiki & Men upon request. 25% off all of August! 276-7030

Mopeds-Best Prices in Maui Hussar $1995 HP 50 cc Engine, Huge Disc Brakes Abruzzi Only $1295 Italian Design 667-1884

STERILE -FRIENDLY EXPERIENCED OPEN 7 DAYS SINGLE USE NEEDLES

$$ SAVE ON LAPTOPS $$ Dell Latitude 650 mhz/128/56K/10GB/CD-DVD/ Win 98 Refurbished $729 IBM Thinkpad 600E PENT. 2 366 MHZ/ 128/ 56K/ DVD/ CDRW combo WIN 98 Gd. Bat. $679 Compaq P2/233 mhz $289. Call 243-0133

Journeyman Jewelers Design & Repair. Located @ West Maui Gold in Lahaina. Est. 1978 Bob Vierra, 667-7689

FRIDAY

Maui Kawasaki

150 Dairy Rd. • 808/877-7433 www.mauicarsandbikes.com • Open Daily

SATURDAY

Ladies LIVE FLAVA Night HAWAIIAN presents ZONE A Very Special JAMS! HAWAII Concert!

Zack Kekona

w/special guest

Native Blend & Cool Rush

Fiji L I P O A

Offices in Wailea, Kihei, Makawao, Lahaina For an Appointment Call,

Lloyd A. Poelman

Air Maui Helicopter Tours

THURSDAY

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LOCAL KINE JAMS

•Real Estate/ Property Law

High visibility! Low Costs! Back Side Classifieds Work!

CALL (808) 661-3786 for complete details!

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$2 STEINLAGERS

ROCKIN THE NIGHT AWAY

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Drink Specials ALL Night!

L I P O A

SUNDAY

TEEN NIGHT z

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MONDAY

TUESDAY

WEDNESDAY

ALOHA ULTRA WEDNESDAY FAB ALL Drinks $2 until TUESDAY Midnight!

Willie K OWNS Mondays!

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w/DJ Blast & Chilltown Productions •

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