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2005 IN LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Not only did “Uh Oh: I think I Caused the Po’ouli Bird to Go Extinct” (Dec. 23, 2004) have no redeeming qualities whatsoever, the writing was abysmal… Please, only reference remarks to me which I have actually made… Why are you attacking The Maui News, and spreading lies and misinformation? Please stop this and begin telling the truth… Why do you put these things in your paper?… I also noticed you defended his work like a bratty frat brother. All of you seem young, trying your best to make a paper but coming off dorky! I guarantee I can write better, HONEST and more fascinating articles… If you grow out of your apparent hipster phase you will learn that it is not “mediocre” to be short and fat… There’s more to life than being hip and sharp witted… Your juvenile writers misrepresent their subjects and that is just fine with you Mr. Pignataro?… Your articles are boring lies. You need competition fast and that will be easy to do when an intelligent, young writer comes to the island and feels like starting a new rag… Maui Time is good for puppy poop training. By the way your astrologer is retarded and vile… Thank you for the article you wrote about me in the May 26, 2005 Maui Time Weekly. While it is generally a nice article, I hope that readers were able to get past the headline and the unflattering caption under the photo… In our initial reading of that article it struck us like someone swinging a Louisville Slugger right into the frontal lobe of the skull!… Your article was, essentially, a grave insult to these people and, we believe, warrants an apology to them, and all the Hawaiian people!… So why is [it] that you feel compelled to add your own sarcastic, derogatory editorial comments whenever you don’t agree with the popular votes? Why ask the unenlightened public their opinion if you are subse-

quently going to bash them for their horrible tastes and lack of insight?… Not only our staff but our members are offended by your description of our yacht club and find your column appalling… I am very disappointed to see you promote that most disgusting ritual of American piggery and stupidity, the hot dog eating contest… In which case, why should I even buy your paper? You say it’s free? Well, at least I can’t complain I haven’t gotten my money’s worth. Regardless, even as you seem intent on incessantly proving to us how fabulously discerning, politically correct and environmentally aware you are, you are too often shooting yourself in the foot. I would presume someday you’d all like to work for a paper that actually has a paid circulation. Perhaps your intent in voicing your sense of loathing for the ridiculously stupid public you serve is in hopes a big time editor from the NY Times or Minneapolis Free Press vacationing on Maui will read your piece and subsequently offer you a high-paying job in the Big Apple so you can get out of this dump where no one knows their butt from a coconut and move into an environment where other people are as hip and cool as you. MTW

Maui Time welcomes letters commenting on our coverage, but only if they’re complimentary. If you still wish to complain about something, please have the decency to use plenty of bad punctuation and grammar—that makes it easier for us to make fun of you when we respond. Send your letters to the editor via e-mail (letters@mauitime.com), regular mail (Letters to the Editor, Maui Time Weekly, 658 Front Street, Ste. 126A-7278, Lahaina, HI 96761) or fax (808-661-0446). All correspondence must include your full name, hometown and phone number.

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ehbrah@mauitime.com This goes out to the douchebag who hit me with their car the night before Thanksgiving in the Kahana parking lot. You hit me—my person—not my car or some other inanimate object. I couldn’t walk for weeks. You hit me and then drove off like a pussy. Oh, wait, I forgot: you hit another person, too. But that guy was special—so special you dragged him down underneath your piece of shit car. So how’s your Christmas shaping up, asshead? What are your plans? Maybe go searching for a school bus filled with kids so you can spread some more of your holiday cheer? For your sake you better hope I don’t find out where you are hiding. Because if I do Santa will be coming to town and he hates you.

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Unnecessary Evil Blowing up the ticking bomb myth soldiers (interrogators).” “These kids—as bright and dedicated to their mission as they may be—lack meaningful life, let alone professional, experiences,” said Christino. They know nothing about the language or culture of the people they question. It would be more honest to market torture as a fun way to hurt people we don’t like while getting our collective rocks off. It’s certainly not a way to protect America, for even if the government were to beat the one-in-a-billion odds against arresting a terrorist who knew the location of a ticking bomb, they don’t employ anyone smart enough to find out before it’s too late. MTW

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Look out! It’s ticking! Some urban myths refuse to die. One notorious myth, the “ticking bomb scenario,” has led to torture, murder and the potentially permanent diminishment of America’s reputation as a civilized nation. On Dec. 13, 2005, The New York Times reported: “The White House prefers, in background conversations, to talk about the ‘doomsday scenario’: What would happen if the president believed a nuclear device had been planted in an American city, and interrogators had just minutes to extract information about its location from a terror suspect?” The piece went on to note that “some legal authorities” think that the president’s powers include “torturing a suspect believed to have information about where a nuclear bomb is hidden.” The ticking bomb scenario gets dragged out whenever some sadistic politician or pundit wants to fire up the old electrodes on a few swarthy undesirables. It was the plot line of the Fox television series 24, in which a counterterrorist agent played by Keifer Sutherland tortures baddies to save the world. “It goes with the ‘24’ conceit that we need information and don’t have days to break this person,” executive producer Howard Gordan told USA Today. “In some ways, [Sutherland’s character] is a necessary evil.” Is the good of the many worth doing evil to a few? Not to me. I’d rather be incinerated than live in a society that depends on torture for its safety. Regardless of this hypothetical dilemma, however, no evil could be more unnecessary than torture in the name of the theoretical ticking bomb. Nuclear weapons have been around for 60 years, terrorism much longer than that. But no country has ever faced a ticking bomb scenario, whether nuclear

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or conventional. For his exhaustively researched The Good Listener, Neil Benton found only one case where authorities faced such a situation—sort of. In 1956, French police in the restive colony of Algeria, having caught a communist in the act planting a bomb, worried that he might have already hidden a second explosive device. They considered, then rejected, torturing the suspect as a means of finding out. And it turns out there wasn’t a second bomb. Bush Administration officials, who might have avoided misadventures in Afghanistan and Iraq by reading a little British military history, pride themselves on making their own reality. Gleefully skating on historically thin ice, Justice Department lawyer Jay S. Bybee (since promoted by Bush to federal judge) relied on ticking bomb mythology to justify abusing prisoners in one of Bush’s infamous 2002 “torture memos”: “Clearly, any harm that might occur during an interrogation would pale into significance compared to the harm avoided by preventing such an attack.” By the way, torture doesn’t work. “Ultimately, the purpose of torture is torture,” says former CIA interrogator Milton Bearden, in David Rose’s book Guantánamo. “The way you do get information from people is through a process that amounts of recruitment, by doing deals.” A veteran FBI special agent adds that, “more often, he had ‘flipped’ witnesses by taking pains to build trust and rapport.” Anyway, amateurs are working the terror beat. Anthony Christino III, a lieutenant colonel who retired after 20 years as a counterterrorism specialist for the U.S. Army, told Rose that “there are now simply no military intelligence personnel of officer rank in the U.S. Army who specialize in interrogation, as there were during the Vietnam War and earlier. Today, this crucial job is left to warrant officers (interrogation technicians) and enlisted

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Cunning Lingle What Governor Linda Lingle said in a Dec. 19, 2005 press release announcing her Fiscal Year 2007 Budget Plan: “State departments and programs have had to operate under stringent conditions for many years when the economy was performing poorly and general fund revenues were inadequate to meet community needs. With easing financial constraints, we can now address these public funding issues in a fiscally positive environment.”

What she didn’t say: The state Board of Education says it needs $94.3 million to fund its operating costs and another $368 million for “capital improvement,” which includes fixing 97 aging schools, according to the Dec. 21, 2005 Honolulu Advertiser. That’s $462.3 million total. Yet Lingle’s new budget plan includes just $138.8 million for public education—a little less than half of which goes towards capital improvement. And times aren’t exactly tough, either: Lingle’s budget also includes a whopping $300 million in “tax relief.”

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MAUICOUNTY WEDNESDAY, DEC. 21 The U.S. Senate voted to kill oil drilling in Alaska’s Arctic National Wildlife Refuge (ANWR) today, breaking the little hearts of both the Republican Party and our own pro-oil Democratic Senators Daniel Akaka and Daniel Inouye. What a shame. And it looked like such a winner, too, what with powerful pro-drilling Senator Ted Stevens (R, Alaska) taking the lowest of the lowest roads by tacking the ANWR legislation onto a defense bill funding our troops overseas. Yet the Democrats (our boys excepted) didn’t flinch, and fought it anyways.

THURSDAY, DEC. 22 Got an email today notifying me that my repeated mentions in LC Watch of the name of defense attorney Dave Jorgensen’s law firm have been wrong. The real and true name of the firm is Ing, Horikawa, Jorgensen and Stewart. Normally I’d put a correction like this over on the Letters to the Editor page, but this week that space is reserved for a special year-in-review thing, which you should really check out because I really worked hard on it.

FRIDAY, DEC. 23 So the Honolulu Star-Bulletin tells us today that the recent emergency heart surgery for Don Ho, 75, has really taught the Waikiki musical legend that he’s getting old. What tipped him off? Twelve “episodes” last month that set his pacemaker off? Yeah, 12. One happened onstage in Waikiki. “I just slumped over,” Ho told the StarBulletin. “They had to drag me off the stage. That sorta tells me something is really wrong.” But according to the

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paper, that wasn’t the one that “sealed the deal.” No, Ho didn’t opt for surgery until he had an attack while doing home improvement. “I had climbed up on my roof to do some repairs, and all of a sudden my heart just took off and I wanted to slow it down but I couldn’t,” he said. Let’s ponder this a moment. Not long after his heart goes haywire in the middle of a show, Ho—who knew his heart was working at “30 percent”—climbs up onto his roof to work. Man, cardio surgeons have it made! That’s the wave of the future, right there. See, Ho’s renovated ticker wasn’t cheap: a recent Time story on the TheraVitae medical company that saved Ho reported that the procedure costs $30,000—and it’s not even approved by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration! According to Time, treating heart disease is a $54 billion-ayear business. Fifty-four billion! Every year! Here’s the ticket: invest all your dough in the medical industry and fast food—you can’t lose!

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SATURDAY, DEC. 24 The 29th Brigade Combat Team of the Hawai’i National Guard is headed home from a year’s tour in Iraq. Or rather, they’re headed to “one of six demobilization centers,” according to today’s Honolulu Advertiser. After a year spent tooling around central Iraq, those “centers” must seem like magical places to the soldiers. Anyway, the article gives a pretty thorough accounting of what the brigade has been doing with itself over there: 16 soldiers killed, 83 wounded, 66 Iraqi “detainees,” 650 artillery rounds and rockets found, 127,725 “local nationals” trying to enter Camp Victory screened and so forth. Needless to say, people are mighty proud. “You have not only honorably and courageously served the United States,” Governor

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Linda Lingle is quoted as saying in the article, “but you have also made history and touched lives.” Is that what they were sent over there to do? Make history? Touch lives? See, I don’t exactly remember the war starting for those specific reasons. Rather, I remember back in early 2003 that people like President George W. Bush were saying we had to invade and conquer Iraq immediately or else Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein was going to unleash a “mushroom cloud” on us—you know, nuke us with those “manned and unmanned aircraft” he was hording, or poison us with all of his “mobile bioweapons labs.” Yeah, I’m pretty sure the whole make history and touch lives stuff came later—after we found out all Bush’s imminent threat stuff was just bullshit. But hey, it’s totally cool that our boys and girls are coming home.

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MONDAY, DEC. 26 Honky-tonk?

TUESDAY, DEC. 27 Can you tell Congress is on vacation? I can. I feel safer and more secure. The only thing that would make us safer is if President Bush would take another six-week vacation in Crawford, Texas. And then just stay there for the rest of his life. Anthony Pignataro once got rejected for eHarmony.com membership because his standards were too high. MTW

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NEWSOFTHEWEIRD BREAST NEWS EVER The Piet Zwart Institute in Rotterdam, Netherlands, announced recently that retail studies student Wendy Rameckers had designed a wall with rows of silicon breasts in various shapes, primarily, she said, to help male shoppers decide what size bra to buy for their women. And prominent British futurist Ian Pearson of BT Laboratories told reporters in October that he could see the day when breast implants house MP3 players to give the implants some actual functionality.

GOOD MEDICAL COVERAGE The increased expectations of fans have driven today’s bullfighters to use riskier moves than their predecessors did, and competition has pressured them to return to work quickly after being gored. As a result, according to a November Wall Street Journal dispatch from Madrid, up to three dozen elite surgeons, highly skilled in complicated procedures, follow the bullfight circuit, on call to repair serious injuries that formerly would kill or maim a matador. In fact, most bullfighters today have already endured several critical gorings but remain eager to work.

LEADING ECONOMIC INDICATORS The hit TV series Frasier grossed $1.5 billion during its 11-year run, but according to the show’s executives (responding to a recent lawsuit by the program’s creators for a greater share of the “profits”), the traditional Hollywood accounting methods reveal that the show earned no profit over its lifetime but actually lost $200 million.

ANIMALS BEING ANIMALS In November in Leeuwarden, Netherlands, as the staff of the television

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LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS Michael Drennon, 26, was charged with bank robbery in Bensalem, Pa., in October after accidentally dropping his pay stub at the scene, even though he had cleverly blotted out his name and address with a black indelible marker. (Bensalem’s director of public safety said the stub was easy to read: “We just (held) it under a light.”) And Louis Jasick, 34 and a friend who were involved in a scavenger hunt knocked on the back door of the police station in Fruitport Township, Mich., in November to ask if officers would please help with the next item on their list and pose for a photograph of a cop eating a doughnut. The officers obliged but one of them recognized Jasick from a recent felony warrant and arrested him.

CHILD SUPPORT FOLLIES News of the Weird has reported several times about hard-luck men who, believing they are biological fathers, agree to child support, only to learn via a DNA test that they are not, but whom judges will not let rescind those agreements. An even more ironic case emerged from the Saskatchewan Court of Appeal in December. A man had originally agreed to support his new wife’s daughter, but then he and his wife divorced, and the court ruled he must continue to support the girl even though the wife has now married the man who is the girl’s biological father. MTW

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‘My Meeting’ Will Charlie Jencks finally get his Wailea 670? After nearly 20 years, it looks like the Wailea 670 project may finally get a hearing before the Maui County Council. Well, the Maui County Council Land Use Committee, to be exact. Same members as the council, but they focus on planning matters. Anyway, the important thing is that we won’t have to listen to any more whining from Charlie Jencks that he’s been denied a hearing for his massive South Maui proposed development. “I’m still waiting for my meeting,” said Jencks—who represents Cargill Group, Lehman Brothers, Woodbridge Capital and the other Wailea 670 investors—at the Kihei Community Association back in

Wailea 670 The Maui County Land Use Committee will hold its Wailea 670 hearing on Jan. 4, 2006 at 6 p.m. at Lokelani Intermediate School, 1401 Liloa Dr., Kihei. sumption, Jencks always spins Wailea 670 as “affordable” and community-friendly. Jencks insists the landowners scrapped the project’s original requirement that gates wall off the entire community in the face of public outcry, though individual property owners will still have the option of gating their homes, much as they do in Kapalua.

“THE DEVELOPMENT, TO BE A COMMUNITY OF ESTATES, VILLAS AND LUXURY MULTI-FAMILY UNITS, WILL INCLUDE A PRIVATE COUNTRYCLUB AND WORLD CLASS GOLF COURSE, AND PROMISES TO BE MAUI’S PREMIUM UPSCALE COMMUNITY IN COMING YEARS.” March. To be sure, Wailea 670 has been on the council agenda at least since 1992, when the Maui County Planning Commission approved Jencks’ rezoning request, but big projects that convert 670 acres of hitherto undeveloped land into 1,400 homes ought to go rather slow. Then again, Jencks is paid to push things. Jencks is the president of the Maui Contractors Association, a construction industry lobbying group. Jencks, as a former Maui County public works director, also exemplifies the “revolving door” that allows public officials to profit handsomely from their previous public sector connections and expertise by walking into far more lucrative corporate jobs. A self-styled “strong supporter of Education,” Jencks helped out his good friend and fellow developer Everett Dowling last year in his quest to strip the Akaku public access cable channel of a third of its state funding, saying the money should instead go to the state Department of Education. Ironically, at the same time Jencks was pleading with the state Senate to slash Akaku’s budget he and a handful of other Dowling cronies were fighting for seats on the station’s board of directors. That action threw the station that prides itself on running gavel-to-gavel coverage of local planning hearings into chaos and the courts, where it remains to this day. In statements meant for public con-

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Indeed, developers have taken to calling the whole thing “Honua’ula,” which they say means “red earth” (I’ve seen it translated as “dark sugar cane.”) Anyway, it’s an unmistakable attempt to get people thinking of the 1,400home project as being environmentally friendly. Material meant for more corporate audiences have a remarkably different feel. One statement, placed on the website for the Honolulu-based Hawaiiana Group—one of Wailea 670’s corporate investors— brings to mind thoughts of unsurpassed wealth and luxury: “The development, to be a community of estates, villas and luxury multi-family units, will include a private country-club and world class golf course, and promises to be Maui’s premium upscale community in coming years.” Premium, affordable, what’s the difference? Sounds like a good first question for Jencks from the committee members. MTW

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Maui County Liquor Control Officer John McMurray spent well over an hour on the stand during the Board of Adjudication’s Dec. 1, 2005 hearing. The hearing concerned Lahaina’s Moose McGillycuddy’s, which was ultimately found not guilty on three counts relating to over-serving customer Edilberto B. Larrobis. Field Supervisor McMurray, who’s been with the LC for nearly 12 years, provided the entire prosecution case. His testimony and subsequent cross-examination provides a unique look into how LC investigators do their jobs:

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After a fairly long drive up and down dirt roads in the maze-like rural neighborhoods of Haiku makai, Michael Franti greets me with a warm smile. He is standing alone in the middle of an unpaved lot between a cottage under construction and a larger expanse of property devoted to the yogic commune of Eddie Modestini and Nicki Doane. I quickly eschewed my preservative-laden coffee for a friendly, organic embrace from the protest music icon. A tall yet supremely graceful man, Franti leads me down a short path to a deck that opens up to a sweeping view of the ocean and an expanse of dense tropical forest. He introduces me to his six-year-old son Adé and begins to roll out his yoga mat. Franti has been doing yoga for years. But he first met Modestini and Doane, of Maya Yoga Studio in Haiku, at the Gathering of the Vibes music festival in New York. “I was looking up into the sunlight and saw a silhouette of a petite woman and a bald man—he coulda been Gandhi,” says Franti. “They were beaming at me and said, ‘Hi! We’re here to teach you yoga!’” Long-time fans and yoga instructors, Modestini and Doane agreed to follow Franti on tour, teaching yoga daily in exchange for a spot on the bus. Ultimately, the partnership led to public yoga workshops with Franti on acoustic guitar. “It’s a lot different than just playing CDs in class,” says Franti. “A lot of my songs are about what’s going on in the world and making a positive change. It goes nicely with [yoga] practice.” Franti’s musical career began in 1986, when he founded an industrial hip-hop duo in the Bay Area called The Beatnigs. With a cult-like following and much critical acclaim, Franti carried the underground momentum and politically active lyricism to the Disposable Heroes of HipHoprisy. A few years later, he became the frontman for the collective Spearhead, which became an amalgamation of many musical influences—hip-hop, soul, reggae, funk and jazz—without losing any of Franti’s passion, style or socio-political integrity. Indeed, Franti’s politics seemed to propel him forward. In 1999 he founded the annual Power to the Peaceful festival in San Francisco with a group of artists as a forum to speak out about the plight of incarcerated journalist Mumia Abu-Jamal. After 9/11, lyrics from his song, “Bomb the World” made it onto T-shirts, protest signs and CNN: “You can bomb the world to pieces, but you can’t bomb it into peace.” Frustrated by the lack of information about what was going on in the Middle East, Franti decided to see for himself. So he packed his guitar, a video camera and began talking to everyone he could find: U.S. soldiers, an Iraqi heavy metal band, children in hospitals recovering from bomb injuries. He called the resulting documentary I Know I’m Not Alone. And although he’s been playing music for nearly 20 years, Franti insists he’s “just getting going.” But how does an activist-musician-filmmaker-father cope with the demands of such a rigorous schedule? How does Franti deal with the negativity, political restraints, ignorance and social injustices that he protests, as well as keep the peace at home? Does he ever just, you know, relax? Franti starts his morning warm-up sitting cross-legged, upright and breathing deeply. Facing the ocean, he continues with a fluid series of dynamic poses—Sun Salutation into Forward Bend, then Downward-Facing Dog into Four-Limbed Staff Pose, back to Downward-Facing Dog, Warrior I, Warrior II, Triangle Pose and so on. As tiny beads of sweat collect on his forehead, I take in our lush surroundings. The two-storied, naturally bleached wood deck is nestled amongst an amorphous thicket of wild palms, ginger and bamboo. A gentle swoosh of wind through the trees merges with the distant sound of rushing tides, interrupted only occasionally by wild birds, a helicopter or the moo of a cow. Franti is in Relaxation Pose now, on his back. His face is peaceful, and arms and legs are splayed out. Adé, who had been keeping himself busy with a plastic figurine, turns to crawl over to his father. Franti opens his eyes and reaches out for Adé. The two hold each other close and giggle.

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With his son in his lap, Franti picks up his guitar and begins strumming. Adé resumes playing, stopping once to swat a mosquito on his father’s knee. Franti laughs. “They get me everywhere!” he says. “Me and my partner made an agreement to try not to scratch. We figure in 15 minutes it’ll go away.” “They get me on my ears!” says Adé, frowning. Carla Swanson, Franti’s partner of little more than a year, is an art director, graphic designer, film editor and motion graphics artist originally from Oahu. She’s done a lot of work in Hollywood films, as well as Franti’s I Know I’m Not Alone documentary. “She does all our graphics for our website,” says Franti. “We have a great partnership—and it’s great when we can work together.” Aside from Adé, Franti also has an 18-year old son named Cappy. The whole clan lives in the Bay Area. “I’m a city person,” says Franti. “I like the anonymity of the city— blending in with the crowd. It’s nice to escape the city to come here but I can never live here [in Haiku]—it’s too rural, too isolated. It’d

not the only person in the world who wants peace.” It was a difficult time for him and his family. But what he eventually realized was that he wasn’t on the side of the U.S., Iraq, Palestine or Israel. His allies were the peacemakers, individuals around the world dedicated to ending conflict. A young woman with an embroidered “K” on her shirt steps onto the deck, casually greets everyone and sits down. Fresh out of her yoga practice, she says she’s having “bad car karma today.” Adé joins in with his own tale of monster trucks. Soon they’re talking about King Kong again. As Franti rocks him in his lap, Adé continues. “…and she was chased by three T-Rexes! I liked it when she tried to make the mouth close and she could juggle him a little with her feet…” K walks into one of the cottages and puts on some instrumental holiday music. As “Jingle Bell Rock” permeates the tranquil surroundings, the property caretaker arrives, contemplating out loud if he should climb a nearby tree to get some coconuts. Franti nudges Adé.

A tall yet supremely graceful man, Franti leads me down a short path to a deck that opens up to a sweeping view of the ocean and an expanse of dense tropical forest. He introduces me to his six-year-old son Adé and begins to roll out his yoga mat. drive me crazy. Mostly we just come [to Maui] and stop.” As Franti is talking, his left hand idly holds guitar chords while Adé takes over strumming. We somehow start talking about King Kong. “I loved that movie,” says Franti as Adé’s eyes grow wide. “We’ve already seen it twice. When he’s fighting the T-Rexes and all the little insects—it’s really disturbing. But it’s really emotional, too.” It’s hard to believe the movie could be any more of a rollercoaster than Franti’s past year, what with the completion of his documentary, the authoring of the DVD, touring solo with the film, playing acoustically after screenings, touring with the band, recording two studio albums and finishing a book about the documentary. Then, of course, there have been a few natural disasters as well. “This year’s been such an intense year,” says Franti. “Earthquakes, tsunamis, hurricanes, turmoil—it’s been a really emotional year for me and everyone I know. The two things in my life that help me to release are music and yoga.” Last month, Franti performed at Folsom Prison. While he was there, he asked a lifer, “What is it that keeps you going?” Franti says the inmate said he didn’t have one phone number he could call, that everyone he knew was dead or in jail and no one in his family wanted anything to do with him. “But the one thing I have,” he said to Franti, “is my ability to give and receive compassion.” “That’s what I get from my practice in yoga,” says Franti. “To be compassionate with myself and to practice that with other people—sometimes that’s harder than just doing something nice for other people. You start to feel crappy about mistakes you’ve made, your past…” Franti’s voice trails off. He looks out into the tropical horizon. “So I still have to think about what I’m gonna let go of,” he says. “It’s kinda intimate, I’m gonna have to spend some time with it.” This year, he admits, it might the fear of being judged by other people. When Franti first began speaking against the war on tour, he’d get boo-ed on stage, as well as hate mail and threats. He was told he wasn’t being patriotic. “I know, because of my experience traveling,” he says, “I’m

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“You should get one,” he says. “Maybe a small one,” says Adé, shyly. The caretaker and Franti talk about the impending whale season and K asks if anyone wants tea. K described her recent travails with a moldy biodiesel tank and the joys of a newly purchased dehumidifier. Adé finishes a drawing of Kong-inspired monsters, which Franti fills in with color and hands back to his son. Then he picks up his guitar. Leaning forward a little, he starts singing. “You tell me lies, lies, lies—sweet little lies…” Adé reaches out, pressing his hand against the strings of the bridge as his father strums, creating a muted, hollow plucking sound that makes Franti smile. “And I cannot bear the truth…” Franti cues his son to do it again and laughs, continuing his song. “Tell me that the whole world is wonderful—that the bank account is full—that we got time—that I ain’t gonna lose my mind. Tell me lies, lies, lies…” Adé interrupts, wanting help with “trying to make a guy floating” in his next drawing. Franti stops his song, flips his guitar over and uses it as a drawing table while he consults with Adé on the sketch. “You could put hair on him, too,” says Franti. “I know,” says Adé, “but he’s a skeleton dude.” K asks Franti about possible vendors at the New Year’s Eve yoga workshop where Franti will be performing acoustically. They discuss the possibilities of bigger future events, involving many musicians and yoga instructors. “Maui is the Jurassic Park of yoga,” says K. “Would you be the Velociraptor or T-Rex of yoga?” asks Franti. “Mmm… Velociraptor,” says K. “Though I’m T-Rex in chaturanga [a challenging yoga push-up]!” They laugh. “I think I’m still one of the one-celled organisms,” says Franti. MTW

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Have you ever had one of those days when everything goes your way and nothing seems to bring you down? I had one last Wednesday. With family and friends in town, the day started with the decision to jump in the water at Twin Falls. As we navigated Hana Highway’s bends and curves, our bouncing stomachs reminded us to eat breakfast. Knowing that once we reached the falls our prospects for food would be limited to that woman who sells apple bread, we decided to stop for some grub before continuing our journey. Fortunately we were around the corner from Pauwela Café, a local favorite for windsurfers and my cousin.

Pauwela Café & Bakery 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. Open 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. $ We walked inside and proceeded to the two display cases, where you can scope the day’s fresh pastries before placing your order. Then you have the option to grab one of the indoor booths or sit at one of the tables outside. Given how nice the weather was, we decided to sit in the Haiku sunshine. After sitting we passed around a piece of Pauwela’s tasty Banana Bread ($2). It was sweet and hearty and we were especially pleased to discover chocolate chips hidden inside. In no time, the waitress brought our coffee and OJ, both of which were fresh and delicious. Before we had a chance to make much of a dent in our

beverages, she returned again, this time with two plates of food. My cousin Chantal enjoyed a substantial Veggie Burrito stuffed with beans, rice and veggies and smothered in cheese and salsa ($8) while my other cousin Danielle filled up on scrambled eggs and home fries ($4). Both were pleased with their selections but said they would have preferred their food to be served a little hotter. While we mapped out our plans for the rest of the day, the waitress came back with our remaining two orders. In front of me she placed Da Ono Breakfast Sandwich, which was scrambled eggs, ham, melted cheese and tomato on a toasted bun ($4.50). Our friend Portia got the Breakfast Burrito ($6.50). My sandwich was great—the bun was toasted to perfection, the cheese melted just right and the eggs cooked the way I like them. While my sandwich was definitely enjoyable, we all walked out a little happier after having a bite of Portia’s breakfast burrito. It’s the perfect combination of breakfast and Mexican foods. The Béchamel sauce had a hint of garlic and when all the flavors mixed together, the whole experience was as close to the Perfect Breakfast that I’ve yet found. All in all, it was a great way to start us on our way to the Falls. If you’re not in the mood for breakfast or you get a later start to your day then we did, Pauwela Café also has a variety of salads ranging from the simple House Salad to more complex Greek, Caesar, and Da Cobb ($6-9). They also serve Da Kalua Turkey, Applewood BLT sandwiches and Haiku’s own Taro Burger ($8). MTW

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CENTRAL MAUI Akâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Cafe - Local food to pasta to steaks and fresh fish. M-F 10 a.m.-2 p.m., 4:45 p.m.-8:30 p.m., Sa-Su closed.1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-8774.$ Ale House - Wide selection of food with games. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $ Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate lunches. Open daily, 8 a.m.-6 p.m. 340 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 244-5950. $ Aloha Grill - Burgers with veggie styles. MonSat, 8 a.m.-8:30 p.m.; Sun, 8 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 893-0263. $ Archieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s - Japenese. Daily 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m., M-F 5 p.m.-8 p.m., Fr-Sa 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1440, Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho and more. Mon-Sat, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sun, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400. $ Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. Open 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $ Biwon Restaurant - Authentic Korean food. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., lunch and dinner. 752 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-7788. $ Brooklyn CafĂŠ - Plate lunches and snacks. Open Mon-Fri, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Corner of Market and Main, Wailuku, 877-4950. $ CafĂŠ Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. MonSat, 6:45 a.m.-10 p.m. or later, 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. $$ Cupieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. Mon, 9 a.m.-4 p.m.; Tue-Sat, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $ Da Kitchen - Local fast food. Mon-Fri, 11 a.m.8 p.m.; 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 871-7782. $ Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and a variety of sushi. Open 11 a.m.- 2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Fri-Sat, 5 p.m.-12 a.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$ Dennyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s - Open 24 hours, serving breakfast, lunch or dinner. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 873-5550. $ Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant - Kung Pao Chicken, Crispy Gau Gee Mein and Honey Walnut Prawns. 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m., 5 p.m.-9 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $ Dish - Every month you choose 12 meals to make at home. Wed-Sat. Mon-Fri, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$ Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine. Mon-Fri, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sat-Sun, 6:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-7461. $$

Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the groups who call Hawaiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;i home. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 70 Kaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $ Maui Tacos - Mexican-Island fast food. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Queen Kaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ahumanu, Kahului, 871-7726. $ Mercado - Latin market. Open Mon-Fri, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $ Mikeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 2447888. $ PiĂąataâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from Kitchen Sink burritos to quesadillas. 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $ Pulehu BBQ - Local plate lunches with a Southern smokehouse twist. 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 1500 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-4049 or 244-6159. $ Rosieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $ Rubyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s - American â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;50s cafe. Su-Th 7 a.m.-9 p.m., FrSa 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $ Saengâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. 11 a.m.-2 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$ Saigon Cafe - Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$ Sam Sushi - Japanese. Open Mon-Fri, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sat, 5-9 p.m. 1951 E. Vineyard St., Wailuku, 2492420. $$ Sheikâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Restaurant - Local favorites. 6 a.m.-10 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $ Simply Healthy Cafe - Healthy Hawaiian food. Open 11 am - 2 pm, M-F 95 Mahalani St.,Cameron Center, Wailuku. 249-8955. $ Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. Mon-Thu, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Fri, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sat, 7 a.m.- 4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $ Siuâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 E. Kaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $ Squeakyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Family Restaurant - American. 8 a.m.-3 p.m., 4 p.m.-9 p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $ Stillwellâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. Mon-Sat. 1740 Kaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 243-2243. $ Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi! Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, M-Sa 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 877-8744. $ Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. Open Mon-Fri, 7 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sat, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun, 7 a.m.-4 p.m. 395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779.

Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, corned beef, sashimi, salads. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $ Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine since 1944. Su, TuTh 6 a.m.-11 p.m., Fr-Sa 6 a.m.-10 p.m., M 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $ Tiffanyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees. Featuring DJ and Karaoke. Open 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $ Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit-down dining. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $ Tokyo Tei - Teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $ Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with several choices of seafood. M-F 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m., Sa 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Affordable Chinese cuisine, delicious noodle dishes. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $ Wow-Wee Maui Cafe - Unique candy bars, ice cream shakes, bagels, coffees, sandwiches and soups. 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

SOUTH MAUI Alexanderâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood, chicken, ribs. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 8740788. $ Amigoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s - Authentic Mexican food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $ Antonioâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere. 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$ Aroma Dâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list. Open Mon-Sat, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$ Ashleyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s South Shore Cafe - Burgers, local plates, fresh island fish, comfort foods and sandwiches. M-Sa 7 a.m.-8 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $ BadaBing! - Italian. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$ Beach â&#x20AC;&#x2122;n Bagels Cafe - Flavored cream cheeses, smoked salmon, sandwiches, salads, smoothies and coffee drinks. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $ Big Wave Cafe - Pacific Rim cuisine. 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $ Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine. Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 875-1234. $$ Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine. Late night menu served until 1 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 8749299. $$ Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m. Maâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$ Buzzâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Maâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$

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Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. 6 a.m.-11 a.m. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874-1111. $$ Caffe Ciao - Italian cuisine baked in a Kiawe wood oven. 12 p.m.-3 p.m., 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$ Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffee, espressos, cappucinos, lattes, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa 7 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7782. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner. Open 24 hours. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., 879-8600. $ Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli sandwiches, salads, hot dogs, potato salad and saimin. Open 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, 879-3262. $ Enrique’s Restaurant - Mexican food with vegetarian items. Open Mon-Sat, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sun, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-2910. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar. 11:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m., 5:30 p.m.-9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. 11 a.m.8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $ Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish featuring Pacific Rim seafood. Open 8 a.m.9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$ Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - A fantastic salad bar and healthy natural foods. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $ Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads and “food for gringos.” Open 5 p.m. to 2 a.m. Mon.-Sat. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$ Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $ Joy’s Place - Organic foods that are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open Mon thru Sat, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Ono Fish & Chips. Open for breakfast at 7 a.m. Kukui Mall, next to Starbucks, 891-1400. $ Kihei Caffe - Breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches, huli chicken and fresh fish. 5 a.m.-2 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ L&L Drive In - Local. 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. Life’s A Beach - Nachos, burritos, prime rib and grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $ Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. M-F 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Sa-Su 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$ LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more in a fun, upbeat tiki-fied atmosphere. 11 a.m.-2 a.m.1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $ Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and continental cuisine. Open daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$ Marco’s South Side Grill - Beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$ Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian shave ice, coffee, fruit smoothies and shakes. 6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 8740414. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in juices and island spices. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. $

Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. 7 a.m.-2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish. 5:30 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$ OutBack Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. 281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$ Pita Paradise - Good food served fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro,” salads and wraps. MSa 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $ The Place - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 243-2206. $$ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. 11 a.m.-3 p.m., 4:30 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0813. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$ Sansei Restaurant - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004. $$ K Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic. 5:15 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7555. $$$ Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. Open for breakfast and lunch 8 a.m-3 p.m, dinner 5:30 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-8080. $$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Open for lunch Wed-Fri; dinner 5:30-9:30 p.m. nightly. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $ Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck. 5:30 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Steak, seafood and more! The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner with daily specials. 7:30 a.m.-4 p.m., 5 p.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Killer burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m., serving food 'till midnight! Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. $ Sports Page Bar & Grill - Over 100 menu items, including half-pound burgers and deli sandwiches. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0602. $ Sunset Mixed Grill - Local, Japanese and Chinese cuisine, along with some Korean dishes. Open 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $ Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Savory and sweet nibbles and an excellent wine list. Open Tue-Sun, from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury in ambience and cuisine. Su-M 11 a.m.-11 p.m., tu-Sa 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$ Vietnamese Cuisine - Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab, New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$ Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with a blend of cajun and tropical flare. Open 5-10 p.m. Music nightly. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-8385. $$ K

UPCOUNTRY Anthony’s Coffee Company - Espresso bar, sandwiches, ice cream. 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 90 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8340. $ Aha ’Aina - Large variety of omelets, island fish, chicken katsu. Tue-Sat, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sun, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 7 Aewa Place, Pukalani, 572-2395. $$ Café 808 - Local diner-style. Open daily from 6 a.m.8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $ Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-4877. $ Café Des Amis - Delicious crepes and Mediterranean fare. 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5796323. $

Café Mambo - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $ Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 7 a.m.-5 p.m. 100 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770. $ Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and healthy grub from breakfast to dinner. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro serving breakfast, lunch and dinner from 6 a.m. to 9:30 p.m. daily. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. Catering and take-out available. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $ Haliìmaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. 900 Haliìmaile Rd, 572-2666. $ Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking with aloha-filled ambience and local musicians. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $ Island Tacos - Fresh fish, beef and chicken tacos. Daily from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. $ Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$ Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual, simple, affordable menu. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $ Kitada’s - Saimin, teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $ Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Upcountry’s familystyle restaurant with sweeping views of the island. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $ La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai. Open Wed thru Sun, 8:30 a.m. to 9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Sun thru Thu; 6 a.m. to midnight Fri and Sat. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $ Makawao Steak House - Daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$ Mama’s Fish House - Fresh fish at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579-8488. $$$ Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic, fresh and tasty Mexican cuisine. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani Square, 573-2998. $ Milagros Food Co. - South American cuisine with an island influence. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579-8755. $ Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $ Paìa Fish Market - The hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $ Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low-fat deli cuisine and daily fresh baked goods. Open 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $ Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina, with nachos, burritos, ensaladas. 1202 Makawao Ave., 572-7808. $ Vasi Gourmet - The best cakes and pastries around. Open 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku Marketplace, 575-9588. $ Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

WEST MAUI Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Seafood, chicken, ribs. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 667-9009. $ Aloha Cantina - Local food. 222 Papalaua St., Lahaina. $ Aloha Mixed Plate - Experience the traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawai’i home. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $

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Homestyle New American Comfort Food

Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, shish kebab, falafel and more. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-4300. $ The Bakery - Freshly baked breads and pastries. Soup and sandwiches available. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $ Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Wide variety of tapioca. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $ Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi. 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $ Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. 2780 Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$ BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $ Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Open daily 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $ Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 6613111. $$ Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. $$ Canoes - Polynesian-American. Open 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. $$ Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-6700. $ Castaway Cafe - Beachside, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 6619091. $ Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill island fish, tacos and burritos. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $ Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $ Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine, open for dinner only. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 6613843. $$$ K China Boat - The best Mandarin Szechwan cuisine on Maui, open for lunch and dinner. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $ CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced comfort foods. Open daily. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali, 667-0968. $ Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood and other island favorites. Next to Lahaina Cannery Mall. Open 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina, 661-5648. Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Open everyday 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $ Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $ Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Food served 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $ K Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. Open TueSat, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ K Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza, sandwiches, salads and full bar. Open daily 11 a.m. to midnight. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $ Feast At Lele - A royal tour of the cuisine of Polynesia. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$ Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Maui’s own restaurant brewery, with rotisserie grill. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-3474. $$ Fish Market - Fresh Fish. 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 3600 L.Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $

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Friday Dekuyper Tropicals

Saturday Bloody Marys

Sunday Rock Star & Smirnoff or Jager

Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining with pizza and pasta. Open 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. daily. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $ Gazebo Restaurant - Full breakfast and lunch menu, casual atmosphere and beautiful oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $ Gerard’s - Fine French dining in downtown Lahaina. 174 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 661-8939. $$$ Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining located. Open for dinner. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$ Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $ Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiianstyle coffeehouse. Open 5:30 a.m. to 6 p.m. daily. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. $ Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and haupia pie. Old Lahaina Center, 667-7572. $ Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali, 667-6636. $$ i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$ Island Taco - The best soft shell tacos ever! Open very late night, next to Paradice Bluz. 744 Luakini St., Lahaina. $ Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food. 3350 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $ Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican food served to midnight. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $ Kahuna Kabob - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib and their famous Hula Pie. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$ Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Open 5:30-10 p.m.; Sushi 5:30-11:30 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$ L&L Drive In - Local. 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani Rd. 661-9888. Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American, with late night menu. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-7082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $ Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar Cosmopolitan. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$ Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. MonSun. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining with pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. $$$ MaLa - Oceanfront dining and organic whole grains cuisine.1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, coleslaw and macaroni salad. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $ Mango Cafe - Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. American cusine, along with some local favorites. Full bar Nightly specials. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 667-1929. $$ K Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina. 281-2775. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, juices and island spices. Lahaina Square, 661-8883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $ Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. Open Mon-Fri, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-5900. $

Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. 5 p.m.-close. 669-7499. $$ Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. $ Mr. Sub - Specialty sandwiches, salads and homemade soups. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $ Nachos Grande - Fresh Mexican food, fast. Vegetarian, too. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $ Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $ Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese. Maui Marriott, Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext. 51. $$ Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. Open 10 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. and 4:30 to 9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Reasonably priced tapas, Hawaiian style menu for dinner. 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-on-thebarbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. nightly. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$ Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront contemporary Pacific cuisine. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$ Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro with pasta, pizza and salads. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $ Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine, Saigon steaks, vegetarian delight. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-6628. $ Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $ Pad Thai - Thai, local. Open daily. 658 Front St., Lahaina. $ Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th 8a.m.-9:30p.m., Fr-Sa 8a.m.-10p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $ Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dishes, salads and Greek gyros. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $ Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $ Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. Open Mon-Sat, 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Sun, 12-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua Street, Lahaina Mall, 667-5111. $ Reilley’s - Gourmet steaks and seafood. Open at 5:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiìlani Hwy., Kahana, 667-7477. $$$ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees in an upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern American. Whalers Village, Ka’anapali, 661-3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak and fine wines. 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese, Island. 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua, 669-6286. $$ K Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic. 5900 Lwr. Honoapiìlani Hwy., Napili, 669-1500. $$ Smoke House - BBQ, American. Open 11:30 a.m.10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $ Spats Trattoria - Italian. Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. 4327 Lwr. Honoapiìlani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m. to 4 p.m. daily. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast, 6:30-11 a.m. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had it, with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $ Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Open 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Open daily, delivery 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $ WM-The Restaurant - Metropolitan cuisine. Open daily, 5:30-10 p.m. 3350 L. Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898. $$$ Zushi - Japanese. 811 Front St., Lahaina. 67-5142.

AMUSE BOUCHE Potato Pancake with California Caviar, Chives & Crème Fraîche Kona Lobster and Maine Scallop Skewer with Applewood-Smoked Bacon Surfing Goat Chèvre and Shimegi Mushroom Flatbread with Fennel Pollen-White Truffle Oil

FIRST COURSE Choice of: Blue Crab Salad with Hanger One “Budda’s Hand” Vinaigrette Big Eye Tuna Tataki with Rock Shrimp Tempura, Cucumber and Ponzu Broiled Pork Loin “Carpaccio” with Arbequina Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Villa Manodori Balsamico and Kona Micro Arugula Sautéed Sonoma Foie Gras with Hoisin Glazed Boneless Baby Back Ribs over Risotto ($15 Supplemental Charge) Mala’s Roasted Beets with Baby Greens and Goat Cheese Croquette (Vegetarian)

SECOND COURSE Choice of: Farmers Salad with Kula Greens, Olowalu Oven-Dried Tomatoes and Maytag Blue Cheese Mark’s Caesar Salad with Pecorino Romano and Grilled Pita Cream of Roasted Butternut Squash Soup with Mascarpone Cheese and Fried Sage

MAIN COURSE Choice of: Onaga with Ginger Black Bean Sauce, Shiitake Mushrooms and Yukon Gold Potato Purèe Duck Breast served with Foie Gras Bread Pudding, Snap Peas and Roasted Fig Jus Black Canyon Angus Filet Mignon with Potato Aligot and Winter Black Truffles “Gado Gado” Tofu, Brown Basmati, Mediterranean Vegetables with Warm Coconut Peanut Sauce (Vegan)

DESSERT Choice of: Avalon’s Caramel Miranda for two Dark Chocolate Torte with Crème Chantilly, Caramel Sauce & Hawaiian Vanilla Bean Ice Cream Sorbet with Fresh Berries and Tropical Fruits

$79.00 Per Person plus Tax and Gratuity Chef Owner Mark Ellman Executive Chef Gregory Denton Oceanfront Dining at 1307 Front St. (Across from Lahaina Cannery Mall) • 667-9394

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Happy New Year! Sunday, January 1, 2006 [HOLIDAY] Whether you believe “The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year--It is that we should have a new soul” (G.K. Chesterton) or that “New Year’s eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights” (Hamilton Wright Mabie), one thing is for certain: WOOHOO LET’S PARTY! Let no champagne go uncorked, you know what I’m sayin’ people?! Have fun but be safe, y’all. Designated drivers are sexy. Waking up alive, in one piece, and not in jail is sexier. [SAMANTHA CAMPOS]

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ThIS WEEK’S PICKS by Samantha Campos

DJs Mystre & Ikon

National Hangover Day

Friday, 10 p.m. at Hapa’s

Sunday, 1 p.m. on Comedy Central

[DANCE MUSIC] DJ Mystre—or Eric Newman for you pedestrians—is notorious in San Francisco for being THE preeminent Trance Pioneer, since coming onto the scene in 1994. Naturally, he started his own trance record label and store, Frequency 8, merely widening the spectrum of where trance fits into the groove of dance music today. Well done, Mr. Mystre! Now Ikon—he’s another story entirely. I imagine Ikon was just a wee lass, playing Frisbee, making people laugh and breathing, when all of a sudden, his career path changed abruptly into the one-word moniker spin-monster he is today. But then, I’m only supposing, for who knows what dark events led to his ultimate state of beat-breaking...

[TELEVISION] When it comes time to gather with friends and family and celebrate the coming of a new calendar year, people will often break open a bottle or 12 of booze. It’s just how we do things in America. The result is usually a combination of good times, high spirits and an angry, bitter malaise the following morning, which is in fact the first day of that new glorious year everyone was toasting just a few hours before. Rather than try to work or mow the lawn, just stay home and nurse your hangover with Comedy Central’s three-movie marathon that constitutes “National Hangover Day.” I, for one, can think of few better ways to get rid of that throbbing headache than by watching the lovely Alicia Silverstone in Clueless, two bumbling women played by Cameron Diaz and Christina Applegate do a road trip in The Sweetest Thing and talk show pope Jerry Springer play himself— and do a fine job at it—in Ringmaster. Load up on popcorn and aspirin and you’re all set. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

NYE: The Cafe Option Saturday, 8 p.m. at Café Marc Aurel in Wailuku [PARTY] It’s a Black & White themed shindig, featuring original folk music by Victoria Barrett with Rodney K. Special guest: master jazz and blues keyboardist, Gene Argel. Prizes in costume contest and trivia games. Photo booth provided by Creative Iris Studios. Free coffee and pastries at midnight. No cover. For more info, call 244-0952.

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Curse of the Were-Rabbit Sunday, 2 p.m. at the MACC’s Castle Theater [CLAYMATION] Nick Park is a British animation artist who does amazing and remarkable pictures using clay, that ancient substance most thought relegated to Gumby and Davey and Goliath. His greatest achievement, Wallace & Gromit, deals with a bumbling technical genius named Wallace and his shrewd but silent dog Gromit. Producing three half-hour shows, and now the movie Curse of the Were-Rabbit, Park managed to merge Hitchcock suspense, wry humor and meticulous Rube Goldberg devices with Jerry Bruckheimer pacing. The result is a genuine white-knuckle thriller, made entirely of soft, colorful, molded clay. Stars Helena Bonham-Carter and Ralph Fiennes. Rated G/85 minutes. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

Local Youth Folk Night Tuesday, 7:30-10:30 p.m. at Café Marc Aurel [MUSIC] Leo Waia’u, Micah Teruya and Isabeau Waia’u are young, talented, self-taught singer-songwriters who happen to be friends on Maui, which is great ‘cause it eliminates the need for all that hair pulling and rumor-starting that seems to go on in the mainland tabloids. Not that we have any tabloids here, I’m just saying. Yeah, so these pals will be sharing their smooth, mellow, alloriginal music with that special island style. No cover.

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The rental agency’s going to kill me. “In the CIA, as elsewhere in the federal government, you’re innocent until you’re investigated.” That line, from former CIA operative Robert Baer’s source material memoir See No Evil, sums up the ambiguous conduct of characters in writer/director Stephen Gaghan’s worldly movie about the corruption and greed underlying the geopolitical system’s myopic focus on oil. The title takes its name from a think-tank term for a reconfigured Middle East in the same way that Chinatown represented a kind of corrupt limbo. Gaghan zooms in and out of four intertwined stories with breathtaking precision toward a gutwrenching denouement. It’s an interactive political thriller that keeps you on the edge of your seat attempting to gauge every opposing character’s clandestine motives and their kinship to real life Texas oilmen, Gulf emirs, Islamic terrorists and White

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House wonks. Gaghan (screenwriting Oscar winner for Traffic) has climbed a steep learning curve since his miserable directorial debut in 2002 with his self-penned thriller Abandon. The young director has learned from his mistakes, and directs Syriana with a cinematic muscularity similar to William Friedkin’s movies of the 1970s. Gaghan’s frequently hand-held camera chews through global locations like Beirut, Geneva, Texas and D.C. with an economic style that never comments on terse decisions being made by the players in a grand scheming maze of intrigue. The thematic temperature of Syriana runs hot and doesn’t waste a single second

of film time. For all of the inevitable comparisons to Traffic, Syriana comes across with a more mature sense of restraint than Soderbergh utilized. Gaghan, the screenwriter, wins kudos for never talking down to the audience with explanatory exposition. Some critics have called Syriana a left-leaning movie, but as George Clooney has noted, it is rather an attack on a system that has been in place for 60 or 70 years with oil at the center of it. Gaghan makes no effort to glamorize any of the main characters any more than he displays their warts with unblinking resolve. Syriana hits the ground running with a moving-puzzle narrative structure that fitfully weaves its composite characters through scenes that simmer with subtext. Covert CIA op Bob Barnes (Clooney) sells two Stinger missiles to an Iranian in Tehran, while two oil companies are working out an unpleasant merger in Texas under the undesired scrutiny of one tight-lipped Washington, D.C. attorney, Bennett Holiday (Jeffrey Wright). One oil company is losing its Middle East drilling rights to a Chinese bidder, while the other has acquired access to Kazakhstan’s motherlode supply of crude oil. The Chinese takeover of the Gulf oil refinery puts a Pakistani father and son out of work. The son, Wasim Khan (Mazhar Munir), is soon radicalized after the physical abuse that he and his father receive at the hands of the local militia, and he joins the ranks of a radical Islamic cleric. Meanwhile, in Geneva, energy analyst Bryan Woodman (Matt Damon) negotiates business with a reform-minded Middle Eastern prince (Alexander Siddig) when he isn’t looking after his wife Julie (Amanda Peet) and their two young children. Bob Barnes (Clooney) is the fire in the belly of the movie. He finds himself betrayed on all sides. His reflexive and desperate response to his circumstances expresses a helpless ambiguity that all Americans are party to regardless of which side of the red and blue we choose. MTW

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Now Showing AEON FLUX - (PG-13) - Action - In the future the seemingly perfect world is anything but and there is no freedom, only government control. Aeon Flux (Charlize Theron) is the head agent of a rebel force and on the frontline of a secret fight. 125 min. (Gabrielle Poccia) CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN II - (PG) - Family, Comedy - Sometimes I think Hollywood just wants me to feel like a bitch for ripping on every movie released, because they totally set me up to do so! Many people enjoyed the first time around with Steve Martin playing the hapless father of 12—I wasn’t one of them. Now, we all know that sequels usually aren’t as good as the originals. So I’m going to just keep my comments to myself. 94 min. (Heidi King) CHICKEN LITTLE - (G) - Animated, Comedy Chicken Little is trying to mend his reputation. He’s already made an ass out of himself by falsely telling the whole town that the sky was falling and now is just trying to lay low. Unfortunately, he discovers that the sky really is going to fall and he and his misfit friends must get the whole town out of harm’s way. 96 min. (GP) THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA - (PG) Action-Adventure, Fantasy - This story follows the exploits in World War II England of four Pevensie siblings who enter the world of Narnia through a magical wardrobe while playing a game of “hide and seek.” Once there, the children discover a charming, peaceful land inhabited by talking beasts, dwarfs, fauns, centaurs and giants that has become a world cursed to eternal winter by the evil White Witch. 140 min. (Kimberly L. Welch) THE FAMILY STONE - (PG13) - Comedy, Family - A Christmas flick chock full of movie stars. This one is garaunteed to make us all laugh, cry and walk out of the theatre holding hands. Maybe that’s taking it a step too far, but we’re definitely dealing with a predictable feel-good movie in the spirit of the holidays. 103 min. (HK) FUN WITH DICK AND JANE - (PG13) -

Comedy, Adventure - One day after being promoted, Dick Harper (Jim Carrey) realizes he’s in the heart of an Enron-like scandal. With no stable source of income, Dick and his wife Jane (Tea Leoni) are forced to sell off their beloved plasma TV. After a series of crappy jobs and no hope of a new flat screen, the couple embark on a full-blown crime spree. There’s a moral lesson in all this but watching the couple make asses out of themselves is much more entertaining. 90 min. (Ashley Fitch) HARRY POTTER & THE GOBLET OF FIRE - PG Fantasy - Harry finds himself selected as an underaged competitor in a dangerous multi-wizardary school competition. Once again he is the center of controversy. 165 min. (GP) ICE HARVEST - (R) - Comedy - A successful mob lawyer and his partner attempt to steal 2 million dollars from a Kansas City boss. As they try to get out of town during a major storm, they begin to draw attention with their questionable behavior. 100 min. (GP) JUST FRIENDS - (PG-13) - Comedy - Home for the holidays, Chris is determined to get the girl of his dreams, Jamie, to see him as a sex object and not just a good friend. Sexual frustration ensues. 109 min. (GP) KING KONG - (PG13) - Action-Adventure - In a massive jungle on Skull Island, creatures from prehistoric times have been protected and hidden for millions of years. A group of nosy filmmakers discover a giant gorilla so of course they have to go on a great-ape search. But their quests puts them up against not only Kong but his dinosaur enemies, too. Yippee for them, a beautiul woman catches his eye so they can subdue him and take him back to New York. Why?! You know he’s just going to reek havoc on the city! See, you should have just left him alone. Starring Naomi Watts, Jack Black and Adrien Brody. 187 min. (KLW) MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA - (PG13) - Drama - Based on the bestselling book by Arthur Golden about the journey of a peasant girl into becoming one of Japan’s most notorious geishas. As long as you don’t think too much about the implications of the actresses not being Japanese, the movie is entertaining in that Hollywood-epic kind of way. The cinematography and costumes are predictably gorgeous, and the villainess is deliciously wicked. 145 min. (Samantha Campos) PRIDE AND PREJUDICE - (PG) - Romance - From Jane Austen’s classic story of a boy and girl who pretend like they don’t like the other and meanwhile fall hopelessly in love. It goes to show that love conquers

all. 126 min. (GP) THE PRODUCERS - (PG13) - Comedy - The huge stars (Matthew Broderick, Nathan Lane) who brought this classic back on Broadway are now gettin’ it to the silver screen. Basically, two dudes try to make money off the inverstors of their play by creating a flop. I was sold as soon as I found out Will Ferrell has a part. I love that man. Also stars Uma Thurman. 134 min. (HK) RENT - (PG-13) - Musical, Drama - Young actors struggle to cover the cost of living in New York City while dealing with the rest of life’s challenges. A modern version of the opera La Boheme. 145 min. (GP) THE RINGER - (PG-13) - Comedy - This has all the makings of the greatest film of the year—maybe even the decade. Johnny Knoxville plays some guy who decides to enter the Special Olympics by pretending to be stupider than he actually is. Gold! 100 min. (Anthony Pignataro) RUMOR HAS IT - (PG13) - Comedy - Kevin Costner plays a guy suave enough to seduce a beautiful woman (Jennifer Aniston) as well as her Mother...and Grandma?!? Ew. Emotional distress ensues. 97 min. (HK) SYRIANA - (R) - Thriller, Drama - In a tangled mess of lies, deception and amoral realities George Clooney plays a moralistic CIA agent whose realizing that he’s dedicated his life to a less-than-honest career, while Matt Damon plays an oil broker who seeks redemption in a partnership with an idealistic Gulf prince (Alexander Siddig) as he questions his own life decisions through the agony of a family tragedy. 123 min. (Tallia Monterroso) WALK THE LINE - (PG-13) - Drama - Joaquin Phoenix stars in this look at the rise of the rebellious music icon Johnny Cash. Reese Witherspoon plays June Carter, the love of his life. Think Ray, but country. 135 min. (AP) WOLF CREEK - (R) - Horror - Based on factual events, which are at the same time vague and intriguing. Three road trippers are having a blast in Australia...until something happens with their car and they decide to accept the help of a seemingly good citizen and perhaps seal their doom. Mwah hah hah ha! 99 min. (HK) YOURS, MINE AND OURS - (PG) - Comedy - A military man meets a hippy woman, they get married, then their combined 18 children must eithe radjust to a crowded lifestyle or break up the parents partnership. 100 min. (GP)

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MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee Cheaper by the Dozen 2 - PG - Th (12:10, 2:40, 5), 7:30, 9:50, Fr, M-W (11, 12:10, 1:50, 2:40, 4:10, 5), 6:45, 7:30, 9:15, 9:50, Sa-Su (11, 12:10, 1:50, 2:40), 4:10, 5, 6:45, 7:30, 9:15, 9:50 Chronicles of Narnia - PG - Th (11:30, 12:15, 12:45, 2:30, 3:15, 3:45, 5:30), 6:30, 6:50, 8:45, 9:30, 9:45, Fr, M-W (11:20, 12:15, 12:45, 2:10, 3:20, 3:45, 5:10), 6:20, 6:50, 9:10, 9:45, Sa-Su (11:20, 12:15, 12:45, 2:10, 3:20), 3:45, 5:10, 6:20, 6:50, 9:10 Family Stone - PG13 - Th (11:15, 1:40, 4:15), 6:45, 9:15, Fr, M-W (11:15, 1:40, 4:15), 7:15, 9:45, Sa-Su (11:15, 1:40), 4:15, 7:15, 9:45 Fun w/Dick & Jane - (PG13) - Th-Fr, M-W (11:10, 11:40, 1:30, 2, 3:50, 4:20), 6:40, 7:40, 9:20, 10, Sa-Su (11:10, 11:40, 1:30, 2), 3:50, 4:20, 6:40, 7:40, 9:20, 9:55 Harry Potter - PG-13 - Th (12, 3:30), Fr-W (12, 3:15) King Kong - PG13 - Th (11, 11:45, 12:30, 3, 4, 4:30), 7, 7:50, 8:30, Fr, M-W (11, 11:45, 3, 4), 7, 7:50, 8:15, Sa-Su 11, 11:45, 3), 4, 7, 7:50, 8:15 Ringer - PG13 - Th (11:20, 2:15, 4:45), 7:15, 9:40, Fr, M-W (11:30, 2:15, 4:45), 7:20, 9:40, Sa-Su (11:30, 2:15), 4:45, 7:20, 9:40 Syriana - R - Th 7:10, 9:55, Fr-W 6:30, 9:15

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Aeon Flux - PG-13 - Daily (2:50), 5:05, 7:20, 9:35 Chicken Little - G - Daily (12:55) Memoirs of a Geisha - PG13 - Daily (11:40, 1:15, 2:40), 4:15, 5:35, 7:15, 8:30, 10:10 Producers - PG13 - Daily (12:30), 4:05, 7, 9:55 Rumor Has It - PG13 - Daily (12:45, 3), 5:15, 7:30, 9:45 Wolf Creek - R - Daily (1, 3:15), 5:30, 7:45, 10

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Cheaper by the Dozen 2 - PG - Th-Fr, Su-W (1:45), 4:45, 7:35, 9:40, Sa (1:45), 4:45, 7:45 Chronicles of Narnia - PG - Th-Fr, Su-W (1:30), 4:30, 7:20, 10:10, Sa (1:30), 4:30, 7:35 King Kong - PG13 - Th-Fr, Su-W (1), 5, 8:45, Sa (1), 5, 8 Memoirs of a Geisha - PG13 - Th-Fr, Su-W (1:15), 4:15, 7:10, 10:05, Sa (1:15), 4:15, 7:30

FRONT STREET THEATRE 900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 Cheaper by the Dozen 2 - (PG) - Th (1:15, 4:30), 7:15, 9:40, Fr (1:15, 4:30), 7:15, 9:35, Sa-Su (1:15), 4:30, 7:15, 9:35, M-W (4:30), 7:15, 9:35 Chronicles of Narnia - PG - Th-Fr (1, 4), 7, 10, Sa Su (1), 4, 7, 10, M-W (4), 7, 10 Fun w/Dick & Jane - PG13 - Th (1:30, 4:45), 7:30, 9:35, Fr (1:30, 4:45), 7:30, 9:40, Sa-Su (1:30), 4:45, 7:30, 9:40, M-W (4:45), 7:30, 9:40 Rumor Has It - (PG13) - Th (1:45, 4:15), 7:45, 9:50, Fr (1:45, 4:15), 7:45, 9:55, Sa-Su (1:45), 4:15, 7:45, 9:55, M-W (4:15), 7:45, 9:55

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 Family Stone - PG13 - Th (1:45), 4:15, 7:15, 9:45, Fr, Tu-W (1:45, 4:15), 7:15, 9:45, Sa-M (11:15, 1:45), 4:15, 7:15, 9:45 King Kong - PG13 - Th (11:45, 3:45), 7:45, Fr, Tu-W (11:45. 3:45), 7:45, Sa-M (11:45), 3:45, 7:45 Wolf Creek - (R) - Th-Fr, Tu-W (1:30, 4), 7, 9:30, Sa-M (11, 1:30), 4, 7, 9:30

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FIRSTLIGHT This year the Maui Film Festival’s FirstLight showcases 50 Academy Award contenders over 14 days. All showings take place at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center’s Castle Theater. Tickets are $10 each. VIP FastPasses cost $40 and include any preferred seating at any four movies, and are available at the Castle Theater box office or Borders. For ticket information call 242-show or visit www.mauifilmfestival.com.

THURSDAY, DEC. 29 2 p.m. BROKEN FLOWERS – (R) – Drama/Comedy – Bill Murray plays a middle-aged lady’s man who attempts to find out the truth about his possible son by tracking down his ex-girlfriends. Written and directed by Jim Jarmusch. 105 minutes. 5 p.m. THE LION, THE WITCH, AND THE WARDROBE – (PG) – Action/Fantasy – Live action adaptation of C.S. Lewis’ first book in the Chronicles of Narnia series in which four English kids end up in a magical land of evil witches, dark ogres and a talking lion offering universal love and salvation that’s voiced by Liam Neeson. 135 minutes. 7:30 p.m. MRS. HENDERSON PRESENTS – (R) – Comedy/Drama – Dame Judi Dench, Bob Hoskins and Christopher Guest star in this look at the formative years of England’s first “Nude Revue” during World War II. 103 minutes. 9:30 p.m. MURDERBALL – (R) – Documentary – A hard-hitting look at the tough, ferocious world of quadriplegic rugby. 85 minutes.

FRIDAY, DEC. 30 12 p.m. HOODWINKED - (PG) – Animation – A slight re-working of the old Little Red Riding Hood fable that begins with two cops investigation a call of domestic disturbance at Granny’s cottage. 80 minutes. 2 p.m. CHICKEN LITTLE – (G) – Animation/Family – Disney cartoon about the world’s most paranoid bird. Stars the voices of Zach Braff, John Cusack and Steve Zahn. 77 minutes. 5 p.m. MATCH POINT – (R) – Comedy/Drama/Thriller – Woody’s latest flick involves a former British tennis pro who gets engaged to one of his wealthy tennis students but then falls for a hot American actress who’s dating his arch rival, who also happens to be his brother-in-law. Stars a bunch of good actors and the very fetching Scarlett Johansson. 124 minutes. 7:30 p.m. THE MATADOR – (R) – Comedy/Thriller – A traveling salesman (Greg Kinnear) meets a hitman (Pierce Brosnan) in a Mexico City bar. Not your typical buddy movie ensues. 97 minutes. 9:30 p.m. HUSTLE & FLOW – (R) – Drama – Terrence Howard plays Memphis street hustler DJay who starts daydreaming of a music career. Also stars Ludacris and Isaac Hayes. 117 minutes.

SUNDAY, JAN. 1 12 p.m. MARCH OF THE PENGUINS – (G) – Documentary – The true story of the Emperor Penguin’s trek across Antarctic ice and all the love, combat, comedy and tragedy that entails. Narrated by Morgan Freeman. 80 minutes. 2 p.m. WALLACE & GROMIT: THE CURSE OF THE WERE-RABBIT – (G) – Claymation/Thriller – Nick Park’s greatest Wallace & Gromit adventure yet has the duo trying to run a humane extermination service while hunting the mysterious Were-Rabbit. Stars Helena Bonham-Carter and Ralph Fiennes. 85 minutes. 5 p.m. EMMANUEL’S GIFT – (Unrated) – Documentary – Oprah Winfrey narrates this inspirational look at one-legged athlete Emmanuel Ofosu Yeboah’s quest to help his nation’s disabled by bicycling across Ghana. 80 minutes. 7:30 p.m. THE WORLD’S FASTEST INDIAN – (PG-13) – Drama – The story of Burt Monro (Anthony Hopkins), a New Zealander who rebuilt a 1920 Indian motorcycle and then raced it in the 1970s at the Bonneville Salt Flats. 127 minutes.

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CASANOVA

Fantuzzi & Souls On Fire $10, 9:45pm

Humble Soul $20, 9:45pm

New Year’s Eve w/Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo, $25, 9:30pm

CHARLEY’S

Surf Industry Night, Live Music 9pm

Siruss B. Posse 9:30pm

Reggae Masquerade $25, 8:30pm

No Entertainment

MON - Kanoa & Friends, No Cover, 9:30pm; TUE - No entertainment; WED - Liquid Lounge w/DJ Durty, $5, 9pm

Boogie Man Productions w/DJ LX, 9pm

Wild 105.5 New Year’s Party 9pm

98.3 & Boogie Man’s New Year’s Eve Party, 9pm

Teen Nite 9pm

MON - Willie K, 9pm; TUE - Ultra Fab w/DJ Skinny Guy, 9pm; WED - Hip Hop Night/DJ Z, 9pm

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453

HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/DJ Blast, $5, 9:45pm

MON - Reggae at the Rock w/Marty Dread, $5, 10pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Mark Johnston and Friends - Thursday (tonight!). Classic organ trio music in the spirit of Jimmy Smith and other “groove jazz” groups with a contemporary edge and a lot of soul—standards and originals. Johnston on organ, Jack Riordan on guitar, Roscoe Wright on drums. No cover. 7:30 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, 244-0852. Michael Franti & Spearhead - Friday-Saturday. A New Year’s celebration with special guests, One at Last (formerly Lost at Last) with Jaya Lakshmi and Deva Priyo, along with the charismatic, outspoken, spectacular, musician/poet/activist Michael Franti. Accompanied by the soulful, booty shaking, reggae, funky, jazzy, jam music of Spearhead. Tickets: Dec.30 $30 adv. Gates open at 5 p.m.; Dec. 31 $50 adv. Gates open at 6 p.m. Friday, 6 p.m.; Saturday, 7 p.m., Lahaina Civic Center Amphitheater, 662-8589. Yoga with Michael Franti - Saturday. An afternoon workshop of acoustic music and yoga featuring Michael Franti and friends along with yoga teachers Eddie Modestini and Nickie Doane. The emphasis of this class will be, “Letting go of whatever crap you have--let it go!”...and let in fresh and positive energy. This will be a workshop like no other, combining yoga, acoustic music, song, dance, meditation and playfulness. Tickets: $40 adv, $45 door. 1-4 p.m., Lahaina Civic Center Gymnasium, 662-8589. A Taste of Carnaveillon - Saturday. Yeah, that’s right—this New Year’s event will not only have an open bar, a Café O’Lei buffet, shows and big screen TV, but at 3 a.m., they’ll also be serving up some yummy soup. Tickets: $100. For location and info, call 875-7975. 8 p.m.-4 a.m. Black & White Gala - Saturday. Featuring original folk music by Victoria Barrett with Rodney K. Special guests include Anick Violette. Wear casual, creative or formal black and white attire and win fabulous prizes for the costume contest and the trivia games. Take a memorable photo in the photo booth provided by Creative Iris Studios. Don't’ miss out! 8 p.m. Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku, 244-0852.

TICKETS ON SALE Gilles Vonsattel & Frank Huang - Jan. 5. These

two young Julliard musicians are virtuosos with a program of electric, energetic and enigmatic piano/violin duets. Both are winners of the prestigious Naumburg International Competition for their respective instruments. Tickets: $30, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Ras Gabriel and the 4-Word Reggae Band - Jan. 6. Playing with legendary reggae guitar player, Vince Black. Black Uhuru, Wailing Souls and Prezident Brown are just a few of the great reggae bands Black has performed with over the years. 9 p.m., Charley’s, Paia, 579-9453. Tower of Power - (Rescheduled!) Jan. 9. The renowned horn-driven funk outfit Tower of Power has been making albums and touring the world steadily since the early '70s. Long considered one of the greatest horn sections in the business, the 10 band members have collectively and individually recorded with most of the legends of rock, funk, blues, soul and jazz. Tickets: $45, $35, $25. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Ernie Watts Quartet - Jan. 12. Two-time Grammy Award-winning tenor saxophonist, Ernie Watts, is one of the most versatile and prolific saxophone players in the music scene. In a diverse career that has spanned more than 30 years, he’s been featured in more than 500 recordings with his distinctive and soulful sound. Tickets: $25. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Keb Mo - Jan. 12. Keb Mo draws heavily on the oldfashioned country blues of Robert Johnson, but keeps his sound contemporary with touches of soul and folksy storytelling. He writes much of his own material and to hear Keb Mo play the blues is like watching Jordon play basketball or Gretzky play hockey: A simple thing of beauty. Tickets: $45, $40, $30. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

DECEMBER 29, 2005

DA KINE CALENDAR

“From The Top” - Jan. 13. A live taping for the weekly radio series broadcast on National Public Radio which showcases the nation's most exceptional pre-college age classical musicians. Host, Christopher O’Riley, oversees the one-hour program which presents five pre-college age performers whose stunning individual performances are combined with lively interviews, unique preproduced segments, light-hearted sketches and musical games. Tickets: $40, $30, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. The Kanaka‘Ole Family: Generations - Jan. 14. Traditionally, the way of continuing cultural practices was through the family. The Kanaka’ole Family, (especially the late Kumu Hula Edith Kanaka’Ole), is renowned for their dedication to continuity of the ancient, rich and vibrant cultural Hawaiian traditions. This evening of talk story and presentation spans three generations of the Kanaka’ole Family. Stretching from Edith’s daughters, Pua and Nalani, to great-grandson Kaumakaiwa. Tickets: $25. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Eroica Trio - Jan. 15. The Naumburg Award winning Eroica Trio thrills audiences with their passion, flawless technical virtuosity, irresistible enthusiasm and sensual elegance. Whether playing the great standards of the piano trio repertoire or daring contemporary works, the three fiery, beautiful and intensely talented women who make up this celebrated ensemble electrify the concert stage with performances of depth and precision. Tickets: $35, $25, $10. 5 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Shanghai Circus - Jan. 16-17. A perennial favorite for audiences of all ages! Born of a 2500-year Chinese tradition of athleticism and artistry, the Shanghai Circus features acrobats, jugglers, contortionist and other skilled performers who dedicate their life to the achievement of physical excellence. Witness astounding feats of balance, breath-taking acts of body-bending and daring displays of knife-throwing. Tickets: $22, $16, $10. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. “Footloose” - Jan. 27-28. Presented by Baldwin High School. The story revolves around a Chicago boy who moves to a small farming town during his high school senior year. As if being the new kid in town isn't difficult enough, he soon finds out the town has rigid laws...one being a strict ban on dancing. Footloose has dynamic songs with a rock‘n’roll rhythm that will make you want to dance in your seat. Tickets: $14, $10, $7. Fri-Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sat-Sun, 2 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Three Phantoms In Concert - Jan. 20. Enjoy three magnificent tenors, Craig Schulman, Kevin Gray and Cris Groenendaal, each of whom has performed in the legendary Phantom of the Opera on Broadway. They'll sing hit numbers from the shows that made them Broadway stars, including songs from Les Miserables, Guys & Dolls, Man of La Mancha, Sweeney Todd, Kiss Me Kate and Jekyll & Hyde. A delightful evening of some of the most memorable showtunes in Broadway history. Tickets: $35, $25, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Tita Out: What? Again? - Jan. 20-22. Local actress/radio personality Kathy Collins brings back her one-tita show with new stories and special guests Willie K and Eric Gilliom. Chicken-skin stories, Hawaiian history and legends, musical mastery and pidgin pride! Winner of the Hawaii Music Awards' 2005 Comedy Album of the Year, "Tita" will have you laughing "fo' days"! Tickets: $25. Fri-Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sun, 2 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Jake Shimabukuro - Jan. 26-29. Known for lightning-fast fingers and revolutionary playing techniques, Jake Shimabukuro is a young master of the ukulele who shatters musical boundaries. He plays music previously unthought-of for the instrument, (anything from “The Star Spangled Banner” to jazz standards), and has created groundbreaking new styles with his boundless reserves of energy. Tickets: $30. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Julia Migenes - Jan. 31. Opera diva, dancer, Broadway actress, film star, Grammy-winner for the soundtrack of the opera film Carmen, where she

played the title role, choreographer of the dance and music recital Passions Latines and author of this onewoman show, Julia Migenes brings passion, sensuality and endless talent to every role. Tickets $35, $25, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. John Mayall & the Bluesbreakers - Feb 2. John Mayall has been hailed as the godfather of British blues, nurturing a “Who’s Who” list of talent. Joining the tour is Savoy Brown’s band leader and another British blues guitar legend, Kim Simmonds, with a rare set of acoustic blues to open the show before he starts trading licks with the Bluesbreaker’s Dallas Fret Burner and Buddy Whittington. Tickets: $40. $35, $30. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Lunasa - Feb. 3. Called an “Irish music dream team” by Folk Roots magazine, this all-star quintet Lúnasa is comprised of alumni from some of the greatest Irish groups of the decade. Named for an ancient Celtic harvest festival in honor of the god Lugh, (patron of the arts), Lúnasa redefines traditional music with inventive arrangements and bass-driven grooves that go straight to the heart of the rhythms and steer Irish acoustic music into surprising new territories. Tickets: $30, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. The Lim Family: Generations - Feb. 4. Three generations of the Lim Family, (Aunty MaryAnn, Lorna, Elmer, Carrington, Nani Lim-Yap, and even the keiki), join together onstage to perform music and dance… their family tradition! Hailing from Kohala on Hawai’i Island, frequent Merrie Monarch winners, the Lims, are proud to present the music and dance of their home island, passed along through their family, from one generation of artists to the next. Tickets: $22. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio, Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Dancing Through The Season - Feb. 4. Over 100 dancers will be performing tap and jazz in Judy Ridolfino’s annual dance revue, this year themed Dancing Through The Seasons. Dancers from age 3 to “seasoned citizens” will be performing dances about spring, summer, fall and winter in this two-hour show. Tickets: $12 adults, $11 seniors/students, $7 kids 6-12 and free for 5 & under. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Keali’i Reichel - Feb. 10-11. One of Hawai’i’s most popular performing artists and a respected kumu hula, Keali`i Reichel has captivated audiences with a winning blend of contemporary and traditional Hawaiian music. This Maui-born musician holds a permanent place in Hawaiian music history, with phenomenal success both locally and internationally. He has been awarded a dozen Na Hoku Hanohano Awards, been nominated for a Grammy Award and tours throughout the US and Japan. Tickets: $38, $30, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Aegis Band with Manel & A2C - Feb 14. Chart-topping Filipino group of five girls and a guy who have been touring and recording for 10 years. Aegis means “shield” or “protection”—a feeling the group hope to give their young “pinoy” listeners. Tickets: $75, $50, $25. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Kronos Quartet - Feb 16. Kronos has pursued a singular artistic vision for almost 30 years, combining a spirit of fearless exploration with a commitment to expanding the range and context of the string quartet. Kronos Quartet has become one of the most celebrated and influential ensembles of our time, with dozens of recordings, thousands of concerts, numerous awards including a Grammy Award and "Musicians of the Year,” and collaborations of extraordinary depth, breadth and creativity. Tickets: $35, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Hot Tuna with Jorma Kaukonen & Jack Casady - Feb 19. An all-acoustic tour with Rock’N’Roll Hall of Famers Kaukonen and Casady, to celebrate the compelling mixture of rock, blues, folk and country - influences that have distinguished the sound of Jefferson Airplane and Hot Tuna for three decades. Tickets: $40. $35, $30. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Elvis Costello - April 2. With songs like: “Pump It Up,” “Watching The Detectives,” and “Every Day I Write the Book,” (our favorite!)—oh, we could go on

and on. For over 25 years, Costello along with his backing group, The Attractions, has changed the face of modern rock’n’roll. Special guest Steve Nieve. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW.

CRAFT FAIR

Napili Craft Fair - Mon, Wed and Sat, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. at Napili Plaza. Local and tropical gifts. Kihei Craft Fair - Sun, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. By Tesoro. Art and craft fair complete with a farmer’s market.

EVENTS

THURsday, DECEMBER 30

Dance Party! - Every Sat, 6:15 p.m., Omari Studio B, MACC. Singles and couples of all ages welcome. There is a rug that is begging to be cut. Who’s gonna step up? $5.

SUNday, JANUARY 01

Coffee, Cake and Kabbalah - Every Sun, 11 a.m.12 p.m., LiveWire Café, Paia. Journey through the world of mystical teachings with Rabbi Sholom Schusterman. Discuss, explore and learn how to apply these teachings to your daily life. All are welcome. Free. For more info, call 249-8770.

TUEsdAy, JANUARY 03

P.A.R.E.N.T.S. - 6-8 p.m. at Montessori School in Makawao. Presents videos and discusses parenting techniques. Free. Childcare provided, also free. Call Trudy at 879-3595. Local Youth Folk Night - Tue, 7:30 p.m. at Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku. Three friends from Maui— young, talented, and self-taught singer/songwriters— Leo Waia‚ Micah Teruya and Isabeau Waia will each share their smooth, mellow, island-style original music. No cover. For info, call 244-0852.

KEiki

Hip Hop Dance Class - Every Sat, 10-11:30 a.m. at Hale Ohana in Wailuku. Teenagers are invited for free hip hop dance lessons. For more info, call 244-5911 ext. 35. After-School Tutoring - Tue and Thu, 2:30-4:30 p.m., at the Neighborhood Place, Happy Valley, Wailuku. Hui Malama Learning Center provides trained tutors to all children who attend this after school program. Students who attend will also have the opportunity to learn hula, play ‘ukulele, games and more. Free. For info, call 9860700. Graphic Design for Teens - Every Mon, 3-4 p.m. at Hui Malama Learning Center, Wailuku. Hands-on graphic design class using PC computers with Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator. For teenagers only. Free. For info, call 244-5911, ext. 35.

POETRY

Express Yourself - Every Mon, 7 p.m. at Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku. Open Mic Night with music, song and poetry! Free. For info, call 276-5467.

ART

Schaefer Portrait Challenge Exhibit - Through Feb. 19. This signature exhibit is a statewide-juried art competition featuring Hawai‘ian artists whose work best captures the extraordinary heroes and portrait subjects among us through excellence and innovation in portrait painting and sculpture. Free admission. TueSun, 11 a.m.-5 p.m.- Schaefer Building, MACC.

POLITICAL

Talk Story - Mon-Thu, 7-8 a.m. on KAOI 1110 AM. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. Tune in and call 244-9145.

SPORTS

Sugar Mill Relay Walk - Sun, 5:45 a.m. Beginning at the old Paia Sugar Mill on Baldwin Avenue and finishing at the old Pioneer Mill on Lahainaluna Road. The walk will span approximately 30 miles individuals walk-

Thursday HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

12/29

Friday 12/30 El Dogg No Cover, 9pm

Middle John No Cover, 9pm

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

Gina Martinelli 7pm

Kenny Roberts, 6pm

El Nino, 6pm

Thirsty Thursdays w/DJ Stylz, 9:30pm

Live Entertainment 9pm

Vince Esquire w/Teri Garrison $10 adv, $15 door, 9pm

Karaoke, 9:30pm

Live Entertainment 9pm

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

MON - Dr.Nat, Jazz/Salsa, No Cover, 7:30-10pm; WED - MJ3, Live Jazz, 7-10pm

Da Hawaiians, 6pm

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

Live Entertainment 9pm

LIFE’S A BEACH

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

ing to pay homage to the thousands of men and women who toiled in the plantations. So get those walking shoes ready! For info, call 357-3407. 2006 Mercedes Championships - Mon, Jan. 8. Yes, it’s that time of year the year again. Get your Mercedes motors running...or sit back and enjoy the intense competition with last year’s defending champion, Stuart Appleby. There are 32 PGA Tour professionals qualified for the $5.4 Million tournament that awards $1,080,000 and the keys to a new 2007 mercedes-BenzS550. Oh! Pick me! Pick me! For more info, call 1-866-669-2440. Surf and Sand Half Marathon - Jan. 15, 6:30 a.m., Kapalua to Lahaina. 1,000 runners are expected to run the 13 mile course that is, thankfully, mostly downhill, with a beautiful view of the ocean. $60 or $40 Kama’aina. Registration is available online at mauisurfsandhalf.com, or for info call 530-559-2261.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Clay Mortenson, Mon, Tue. All sets from 7:30-10 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Cheeseburger In Paradise - Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Mon and Thu. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Cool Cat Cafe - Erik Pietsch, Mon and Thu; Howard Ahia Fri-Sun; Hau Phat, Wed. All Sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908. Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Nino Toscano, Thu and Fri; Kawika Lum Ho, Sat; Damien Awai, Tue; Ernest Pua’a, Chisel, Thurs; Wed Open mic night; Brian Haia, Mon. All sets from 6-9 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Highway, 669-3474. Hula Grill - Kawika Lum, Albert & Billy, Mon; Jarret Roback and Albert & Billy, Tue; Ernest Pua’a and Brian & Roy, Wed; Ernest Pua’a and Bradah Brian & Don, Thu; Bradah Brian & Roy, Fri; TBA, Sat; Kawika Lum Ryan Tanaka & Friends, Sun. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Acoustic music every night. 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd., 667-0787. Kahana Terrace Restaurant - Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m. Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399. Kimo’s - Sam Ahia, Wed.-Sat., 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. Leilani’s On The Beach - Crazy Fingers, Thu, 3:305:30 p.m.; JD & Friends, Fri-Sat, 2:30-5:30 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m; Jarret Robak, Wed, 3:30 5:30 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Parkway, Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495. Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. Pioneer Inn - Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Greg Di Piazza, Wed, 6-9 p.m.; Captain Billy Bones, Tue, 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Piano music with Shiro Mori, Thu; Darrin Lenett, Fri; Gene Argel, MonTue; Angie Carr, Wed. All shows 6-8 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant - Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques, Thu; Kincade Basques, Fri, Sat, Mon and Tues; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed. All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapi’ilani Road, Napili, 669-1500. Whalers Village Events - All performances take place at the center stage. Sun, Magic show and face painting, 6-8 p.m.; Mon, Dances of Polynesian, 6:30-7 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; 7:30-8 p.m.; Tue, Lei making class 12-2 p.m.; Wed, Polynesian Hula, 6:30-7 & 7:30-8 p.m.; Wed, Benoit Jazz Trio, 7-8 p.m.; Free. For info, call 661-4567. WM – Live Music, 6-9:30 nightly. Late night Cafe: Lucid Fusion, jazz trio, Thu, Fri, Sat. 3350 L. Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898.

SOUTH MAUI

Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Boy

NEWS

New Year’s Eve w/Curtis Williams 9pm

Monday01/02 – Wednesday01/04

DJ El Gato w/DJ Gust $5, 10pm

JACQUES

LETTERS

Saturday12/31 Sunday01/01

COVER STORY

SURF

Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo, Fri and Mon, 6:30-9 p.m.; Braddah Frances & Friends, Sat, 6:30 p.m.; Terri Garrison, Sun, 4-6:30 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor, 244-8844. Capische? – Mark Johnston, Thu-Sat; Brian Cuomo, Sun and Wed; Sal & Estaire Godinez, Mon. All sets 710 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224. Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Village Shops, 243-2206. Marco’s Southside Grill – Various artists on piano, Mon-Sun. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. Mulligan’s on the Blue – Wailea Nights, Thu and Fri, 8 p.m.; Celtic Tigers, Sun, 7 p.m.; Gypsy Pacific, Mon, 7 p.m.; Acoustico, Tue, 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly Music, 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080. South Shore Tiki Lounge - Sunset Happy Hour, $3 special's. Live entertainment. Tony & Peter, Sun, Tue and Thu; Trevor Jones, Wed and Fri, 4-6 p.m. Outdoor seating on the Aloha Jungle Lanai. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café - Guitar and vocals w/Brado, Wed-Fri; Brian Wittman, Sat; Patrick Mayor, Sun-Mon. All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. Yorman’s By The Sea - All That Jazz Band, WedSun, 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.

CENTRAL MAUI

Brigit & Bernard's Gardencafe - Live entertainment. 335 Hoohana St., Kahului Café Marc Aurel - Shimmy Nights, Sat. Transport yourself to realms of the mysterious and exotic with live Belly Dance performances. Two shows, 7 p.m. & 8 p.m. Open Mic Night, Mon. Express yourself with music, song & poetry. 7:30 p.m. All shows no cover. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. Mañana Garage - Neto & Friends, nightly. Latin music, 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220. Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything on Maui: Conveyor-belt sushi. Live Music every Wed, 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI

Jacque’s - Live Jazz, Mon, 5 p.m.120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844. Livewire Cafe - Various Artists, Fri-Sat and Wed, 9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. Moana Cafe - Hula Honeys, vintage and contemporary Hawaiian music with elegance and aloha. Live Jazz, Wed and Fri; Anik, Sun, 6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI

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104 KA’ANAPALI SHORES, LAHAINA, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Live music, Thu and Wed; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon and Tue. All sets from 5:309:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony held nightly. Spats: Weeping Banyan Lounge with live Hawaiian Contemporary Music, nightly, 6:30-9:30 p.m. KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0011 Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages: Illusions and dinner show, Tue-Sat, 4:30 p.m., Kanahele Room; Lanui, live music and dancing, 6-9 nightly. Free hula show, 6:30-7:30 nightly; Sunday Champagne Brunch with Hawaiian music by Polinahe, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Tiki Courtyard Of Ka’anapali Beach Hotel: Live music featuring Hawaii’s premier Slack Key Guitarists Ola Hou with Pekelo Cosma and Ohana Brown, Fri, 6-9 p.m. Whalers Village Center Stage: Thus, Hula Lessons 3 p.m.- 4 p.m. Island Sounds with Ray Gooliak, 7 p.m.-8 p.m. Fri, Lei Making Class 12-2p.m. Music of Hawaii with Bob Jones 7p.m.-8 p.m. Sat Drums of the Island 7p.m.-8 p.m. Sun, Island Sounds with Ray Gooliak 7-8p.m. 7-8 p.m. Mon, Dances of Polynesian 6:30 p.m.-7 p.m. Drums of Tahiti 7:30 p.m.

DINING

DAY&NIGHT

A&E

FILM

MON - Steve Mendoza, 6pm; TUE-WED - Da Hawaiians, 6pm

El Dogg, 10pm

MON - The Crunch Pups, 9:30pm; TUE - Karaoke w/Alana, 9:30pm; WED - Wicked Wednesday, Live Local Music, 9:30pm

Live Entertainment 9pm

MON - Open Mic w/Adam, 9pm; TUE - $2 Night w/Kanoa & Sean of Gomega, 10pm; WED - Hoku, 9pm

– 8 p.m.Tue, Lei Making Class 11a.m.-1p.m. Music of Hawaii with Bob Jones 7p.m-8 p.m. Wed Polynesian Hula Show 7p.m-8p.m. All Shows free. MAUI MARRIOTT 100 NOHEA KAI DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 667-1200 Nalu’s: Kilohana, Wed, 8-10:30 p.m. NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Hawaiian Music: Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Kincaid Basques Fri-Sat, Mon-Tue; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m. RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA ONE RITZ-CARLTON DRIVE, KAPALUA, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Live music, 6-10 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae,Tue-Sat, 6:15-9:45 p.m. Kapalua Indoor Theater: Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Concerts series features traditional Hawaiian music. Every Wed 7:30 p.m. Tickets: $40 visitor and $30 kama`aina rate. 1-888-669-3858. ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 KEKAA DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 661-3611 Live Hawaiian music, 6-8pm Thu-Sat in the Royal Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian song and dance at 5 nightly. SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/hula dancers, 6-8 nightly; Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly. THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 667-2525 Tropica: Mitch Kepa, Mon and Sat-Su; Benny Uyetake, Tue-Fri, 6-9 p.m. Tableside magic by Fortunato Tue and Thu, and Wed and Sat 7- 9 p.m.

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CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 22-JANUARY 20) Stepping onto the dance floor, looking into the eyes of your partner, feel that raw energy spark the senses with passion and excitement! This year on the last eve of 2005, I see a new romance coming out of the woodwork. Are you ready? With the holidays now winding down a bit, you’ll find more time this week to relax and finally finish that book next to your bed. Going for an early walk to clear your mind is top priority.

AQUARIUS (JANUARY 21-FEBRUARY 19) Are you playing much music lately? It’s truly amazing how it can change the atmosphere and mood of a situation in a matter of seconds. I suggest using music as a tool in creating a most beneficial transformation. Turn on the radio—it’s as easy as that; your mood from sad to glad is possible to switch like the gears in your truck. What’s your favorite musical instrument?

PISCES (FEBRUARY 20-MARCH 20) Your psychic abilities are very strong right now, especially in your dreams. Have you been able to control them yet? Doing some research on this ability would be very good for you right now. Any challenges you feel regarding work and the lack of satisfaction you get from your job will surface heavily in your dreams. But the keys to unlocking that door are pulling at your subconscious and they’re not really hidden at all. You know the truth and what to do, maybe now is the time to do something about it. Don’t be afraid to open that door and stand up to your challenges.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) There are many directions we could take throughout our lives—some we choose to pursue and some we let go of. This week, Aries, go for a long walk on the beach, through the jungle or just around the neighborhood, and really think about who you are and your purpose here on the planet. Being a tool for goodness and finding satisfaction in simplicity are great starting points. Live with love as your guide to better understanding the bliss of nature and seeing the best side of people.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Drinking filtered water, papaya for breakfast, yoga on the beach—these are essentials that you must have time for. You want the best for your body, right? Your performance and dance of life will be much more magical with a strong focus on time management this week. Stay on top of it with a list and plan a way through your day with plenty of time spent on nutrients and exercise. Feel the roots of your Earth element plant you deep within the core of the planet, grow and blossom.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 21) Flying through the air, feeling the wind around you, completely weightless, watching the moon rise through the trees… is it a dream, or is it reality? Some things that happen this week will be very dreamlike. For example, when you read this column, you will feel a very strong vision of a past life, if you believe you’ve ever had one. But if you are newer to this planet, don’t forget to bring your camera: New places to go, new dishes to cook, a New Year! If you don’t already have any plans for New Year’s Eve, why not have a party? Everyone’s in the mood for celebrating, so enjoy and make a wish for 2006.

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“I sit and watch, as tears go by.” (Rolling Stones) The sadness that can grab hold of you like a fish in a net is sometimes very hard to shake. Embrace your sadness and communicate these issues until you know in your heart that it’s time to focus on the good things in your life. If you still have this grief, hold a ceremony of respect and the net will slip away. Your grace and loving nature will shine through. The new moon on Friday will prove to be a nice new beginning, and a hot date is just right around the corner.

LEO (JULY 22-AUGUST 21) There are some Leos that are like kittens and there are some more like sneaky, selfish lions up to much mischief. When you say you’re going to do something for someone but you know in the back of your mind it’s probably not going to happen, let him or her know. Be honest. Seriously, Leo, the heat from your fire attracts quite a crowd and you might just find yourself the center of attention, big time. Are your abilities as strong as the dreams manifesting in the minds of your pursuers? This week, stand firm and show the others they have the power to do it all by themselves.

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VIRGO (AUGUST 22-SEPTEMBER 22) Time to dust out the cobwebs! There are a few things in your life right now that have been overlooked for quite some time. Once you take care of these “dusty corners” you will be able to move on in a much smoother and more constructive action. Your strength will be renewed and the love you carry with you will shine all the brighter.

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LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 23-OCTOBER 22) Holding your lover’s hand, going for a walk under the moonlight along the beach at Black Rock, waking up next to her/him in the tent camping in Hana… Maui is the perfect lover’s paradise. Libras are the only sign of the Zodiac that is depicted by a non-living symbol yet I’ve known them to be more alive than any other. This week, go the extra 20 miles and keep that love burning bright with a special gift for your lover or friend.

SCORPIO (OCTOBER 23-NOVEMBER 21) There are three descriptions that categorize the signs in the Zodiac: Cardinal, Mutable and Fixed. One of the strongest roots of conflict within yourself stems from your “fixed” element. The fixed signs tend to be a bit more controlling, stubborn and unable to accept change. Now, my dear Scorpio, how can we turn this around to be beneficial? It’s time to resurface your strengths within and start singing in the shower, communicating with a positive energy instead of no energy. I know you have the passion in your life to live from the heart.

SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 22-DECEMBER 21) Happy New Year! Flowers, coffee or tea, breakfast in bed—start the year out right, Sag! Your sign is known for your strength in visions. What do you see for the future? Now is a good time to drop into a deep meditation, use that gift and open your mind. You will be fascinated with what comes in. Listen to these images and thoughts for new inspiration and answers. Who would have ever thought that you held the key in your mind this entire time? MASON123LOVE@YAHOO.COM

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