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CONTENTS

VOLUME 11 • ISSUE 21

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THIS WEEK’S QUESTION What was your first job?

Editor: Anthony Pignataro Tutor

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Associate Editor: Starr Begley Veterinary Technician Calendar Editor: Jessica Armstrong Strawberry picker Contributors: Caeriel Crestin, LloydDangle, Rob Parsons, Chuck Shepherd, Cole Smithey

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Illustration: Guy Junker, Ron Pitts, Glenn Watson Intern: Ray Mangan Photography: Sean M. Hower, Pietro Ortiz, Jason Waterhouse Art Director: Wendy S. H. Ortiz Flower shop Graphic Designer: Travis K. Tiffin Advertising Executive: Brad Chambers Cartoonist Classified Sales: Robin Williams Neighborhood luncheonette Customer Service Rep: Mark Stockwell Slave at parent’s bar General Manager: Jennifer Russo Office cleaner Administrative Executive: Judy Toba Singer Sewing

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HECO says they really do like clean energy in Letters. Some pregnant chick wants her tips back in Eh Brah! Rob Report gives us 1,500 words on the recent county energy expo in Wailea (spoiler alert: he liked it). The fate of Blue Lagoon is revealed in LC Watch.

MECO gets a long-awaited charge out of Maui 10. Anthony Pignataro surprises us all by taking on Governor Lingle, the Superferry and some lost, lonely torpedo in Coconut Wireless.

Manhole bags get top billing in News of the Weird.

Cole Smithey says the new magical realist film with the kooky title Love in the Time of Cholera almost hits the right note.

Administrative Assistant: Jennifer Brown Bagger at supermarket

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Web Design: Linear Publishing www.linearpublishing.com Publisher: Tommy Russo Umpire for little league

In a Maui Time exclusive, Anthony Pignataro looks at a new citizen-sponsored report that shows unusually high bacteria readings in the Honokowai Channel on the Westside.

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15 ONO KINE GRINDS Anthony Pignataro examines his primal love for barbecued ribs at Fat Daddy’s Smokehouse in Kihei.

16 Dining Listings

21 DA KINE CALENDAR

25 Movie Listings

26 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT Starr Begley gets all introspective at the Altars and Shrines show at Cafe Marc Aurel, then asks a few of the artists what they were thinking.

37 BACK PAGES Sign Language tells Aries to just get over it. Restless Native obsesses about her obsessions.

CLASSIFIEDS 33 Personals 34 Classified Listings 39 Mind, Body & Spirit

Starr Begley says she’d see Blithe Spirit even if she was dead, finds Kathy ‘Tita’ Collins hilarious and wants you to go to Flatbread Pizza so you can Save Makena. Jessica Armstrong gets scandalized by Unitard and then swoons over Lawa in Hana.

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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR LOVES DEAD SURFBOARDS I love it! Great spoof on all the “save something” groups, including one that I am involved with (“Paying our Respects,” Nov. 8, 2007). It is a pain to carry the pieces up the cliff from the graveyard, especially when you have lost something you are emotionally attached to.

The graveyard is actually under the jurisdiction of the Department of Land and Natural Resources (DLNR), but the surfers could be a little more ecofriendly and retrieve and pack out the pieces. I guess it is time to “load up a boat,” but I really appreciate Maui Time’s attempt to “lighten up” the West Maui community. I would really like my life back! Lets go surfing!

-Les Potts, Napili

HATES TRADITIONAL ENERGY I am writing in response to the letter written on the subject of wind turbines along the ridge above Ma‘alaea (“Doesn’t Care for Winds of Change,” Nov. 8, 2007). I disagree that the wind turbines take away from the “soul of Maui.” How can one say that it is all right to continue the development on the hillside of Haleakala, but it is not all right to produce more environmentally friendly forms of energy? The development could harm the fragile island ecosystems, but it seems that Ms. Tycer is more concerned about the wellbeing of her timeshare than the life of the island and all of the species on it.

I just moved to the island about a month ago, and the turbines were one of the first things I noticed. I noticed them not for their “visual assault,” but for their beauty in reaching to achieve clean, renewable energy. People should get used to the sight of wind

turbines, since they are likely to keep showing up in more and more places as the world strives to clean up its act. I congratulate Maui for striving to save the island from the pollution caused by traditional energy sources.

-Heidi Sauerland, Kihei

WHAT A FUEL At Hawaiian Electric Company, we share Rob Parsons’ enthusiasm for renewable energy expressed recently in Maui Time Weekly (“The Answer, My Friend,” Nov. 1, 2007). We must tap Hawai‘i’s renewable resources to reduce our dependence on imported fossil fuel, limit our global warming impact and protect our lives and economy from the vulnerability of dependence on so much foreign oil.

And when it comes to fuel for the planned biofuel processing plant to be built on Maui by BlueEarth Biofuels and a Hawaiian Electric subsidiary, we share Rob’s concern—despite his claim to the contrary—that some palm oil is grown elsewhere in the world with negative impacts on rainforest ecosystems, indigenous cultures and carbon emissions.

That is why Hawaiian Electric worked with the highly respected Natural Resources Defense Council to develop a policy that requires any biodiesel or feedstocks used by a Hawaiian Electric company must meet strict and audited standards to be sure it is grown sustainably and with fair labor practices.

You can judge for yourself. The “Environmental Policy for the Hawaiian Electric Company’s Procurement of Biodiesel from Palm Oil and LocallyGrown Feedstocks, Prepared by Hawaiian Electric Company and NRDC” can be viewed at www.nrdc.org/energy or www.hawaiisenergyfuture.com.

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APOLOGY In our Nov. 8, 2007 issue, we ran a small ad on page 10 for the Maui County Department of Water Supply. We should not have done this—not because it’s the Maui County Department of Water Supply, but because it contains a picture of a Gold Dust Gecko, one of the more insidious invasive species currently plaguing the island. While it’s true the county originally provided us with the picture of the awful gecko, it’s also true that they recognized their error and told us to never, ever, under any circumstances, run the ad.

Which we promised never to do, until we screwed up last week and ran the ad. It was an accident, and we’re sorry.

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To the guys who felt the need to take my tips: you know that I kept my store open late just to serve you and then you get the nerve to steal my tips? That was my money! Let me guess—“Oh, it’s okay because she’s just some rich haole who works to look good and doesn’t need the money.” Think again, brah! I was born and raised. I’m also pregnant, broke and working two jobs. The night you lifted my tips I had $7.19 to my name not counting the tips you stole. That was my food money. But I suppose I can let go of the $20 you took from me. If your life is so bad that you need to take money from a pregnant teenage girl, then I feel for your family. No, go ahead and take it—I’ll go hungry, but with a smile on my face knowing that karma will get you where it hurts.

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by MECO. The Hall—which doesn’t seem to actually exist in building form… yet—“recognizes organizations that implement energy efficiency projects,” according to the Hyatt press release. This is fine, fine work on behalf of MECO, though it was tempered somewhat with the news broken a few hours later by the Honolulu Advertiser that an “abandoned” and “deteriorated” MECO oil pipeline that ran beneath Kahului Harbor had sprung a leak, inefficiently releasing 100 or so gallons of Texas Tea into the water. Ultimately, MECO rises a couple notches this week, if for no other reason than that their hypocrisy is hardly noticeable. MTW

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Last week a buddy of mine called me shortly before we were to hang out. “Is the power out in Kihei?” he asked. I told him everything was fine.

“Oh, okay,” he said. “I’m in Paia and the power just went out. They said Kahului, Upcountry, maybe the rest of the island was blacked-out.”

They power may have stayed on in South Maui, but that didn’t mean that MECO—our friendly neighborhood electrical utility—wasn’t in charge.

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Observations from the Energy Expo Faced with a growing awareness that Hawai‘i’s 90 percent reliance on imported petroleum to provide our transportation and electrical generation needs is unsustainable, more than 250 people attended last week’s Maui County Energy Expo, “Green Power, Green Future.” Two days of panel discussions and presentations at the Grand Wailea highlighted a myriad of possibilities for renewable energy.

Enthusiasm charged the symposium, and Mayor Charmaine Tavares even remarked that the expo had left her “energized.”

Yet it was also clear that governmental and industry hurdles make conversion to clean, sustainable energy sources an uphill battle. Top-down decisions made by Hawaiian Electric Company (HECO) and its subsidiary Maui Electric (MECO) may not be leading its rate-paying public in the wisest directions, given the abundant choices now available.

Though a regulated industry with oversight by the Public Utility Commission (PUC), HECO has nevertheless enjoyed a near-monopoly status as a public utility in the Hawaiian Islands. Their parent company, Hawaiian Electric Industries (HEI), holds worldwide assets of nearly $10 billion, including American Savings Bank, the third largest financial institution in Hawai‘i. HEI is also invested in electrical generation in Guam, China, the Philippines and elsewhere.

But all those corporate assets and nearly $2.5 billion in annual revenues haven’t helped the consumers very much: Hawai‘i customers endure the highest electrical rates in the U.S. at more than 30 cents per kilowatt-hour.

In his opening remarks, County Council Chair Riki Hokama said the conference is “timely and should be tailored to our local conditions and resources.” He reminded the audience that the state mandate has required 10 percent ethanol in our gasoline since April 2006. But 18 months later, we still have no local ethanol production and now are importing two fuels instead of one.

“We need to create homegrown solutions to sustainable energy practices,” Hokama said, citing Pacific Biodiesel as one homegrown business.

Panelist Kelly King of Pacific Biodiesel related that her company’s biodiesel produced from used cooking oil is currently 40 cents cheaper than

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petroleum diesel. She advocated local, sustainable sources for biodiesel production, such as those instituted at plants in Texas—where the purchase of cottonseed oil helped bolster the industry—and in Nevada with locally grown canola.

King suggested that we expand gradually into biofuel crop usage, rather than open up a pipeline to a third imported fuel source.

Yet opening a palm oil pipeline to Indonesia and Malaysia is exactly the course HECO and MECO are taking. The utility must know that one of the quickest ways to meet the state provisions in Hawai‘i’s Renewable Portfolio Standards and Act 234, Relating to Greenhouses Gasses, is to cut emissions at their diesel-burning generating plants, which comprises 93 percent of Hawai‘i’s electrical generation.

But importing palm oil from Southeast Asia flies in the face of a Department of Business, Economic Development & Tourism (DBEDT) report titled Hawaii Energy Strategy 2000. That report cited Indonesia was the source of 31 percent of our petroleum imports “despite considerable political and social unrest.”

Other sources of petroleum imports are Alaska, Australia and China. It’s noteworthy that as long as Hawai‘i is connected by air travel, we will continue to import petroleum. Much of the crude oil imported to Chevron and Tesoro refineries winds up processed into jet fuel and gasoline.

On Maui, the archaic Kahului Generating Station is grandfathered to burn cheap, high-sulfur Number Six diesel, spewing emissions over Kahului that would be outlawed in any modern power facility.

But according to MECO President Ed Reinhart, there are no current plans to retire it, even when they construct a new 20-megawatt facility at the Maui Waena site on Pulehu Road, scheduled for 2011. In all, 100 megawatts are forecast for that site by 2018, all produced by combustion turbines burning liquid fuel.

Keynote speaker Ramsey Taum of the University of Hawai‘i’s School of Travel Industry Management was one of the conference highlights.

Interweaving Hawaiian language, legend, culture and values, he noted that the common sense needed in our current choices “ain’t so common.” He said that as we continue to invite 7.5 million visitors yearly to share our poi bowl of provisions, we strain our limited resources.

He suggested preparing oft-mentioned “carrying capacity studies” for the islands.

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LC Watch When you look at a Liquor Control Board of Adjudication hearing agenda and see the words “NO CONTEST” written next to the name of the establishment facing charges, it’s a foregone conclusion that the board will hand down some kind of punishment. I think they gave out a letter of reprimand once in the four years I’ve watched them.

Leo Caires at Energy Expo “Once we figure out those numbers we become accountable to them,” he said. He urged us all to develop “caring capacity,” which he said amounted to malama‘aina, or stewardship of our land and resources.

Ray Starling of Makila Energy Group talked about the challenges of refurbishing a hydroelectric facility in Kauaula Valley in West Maui, in conjunction with Makila Hydroelectric group. Online for just a few weeks before last October’s earthquake damaged their Allis-Chalmers turbine, they’ve also been besieged by a fire and copper theft. He said they planned to have a proper Hawaiian blessing very soon.

Lee Jakeway of Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar (HC&S) described two small hydro projects, the Kaheka Plant, built in 1924, and the smaller Paia Plant dating back to 1912. He said the first electric lights on Maui date back to 1881, when bagassefueled boilers at Claus Spreckels’ mill allowed them to process sugar after dark.

Jakeway mentioned studies for HC&S to produce ethanol. Should a technology for cellulosic ethanol production become reliable and cost-effective, it could mean an end to cane burning. But parent company Alexander & Baldwin has so far made no commitment.

Answering a question from the audience, Jakeway said HC&S burns about 60,000 tons of coal yearly, and 100,000 dry tons of bagasse. Excess energy above what’s needed at the mill is then sold to MECO. Marco Mangelsdorf of the Hawai‘i PV Coalition said state and county officials can use solar PV systems through power purchase agreements.

He recommended issuing Requests For Proposals to have systems installed on county buildings.

He noted that see ENERGY, page 11

Unlike trials, no contest pleas bring forth a nearly casual routine. The deputy prosecuting attorney outlines the case, the defending establishment says something like “I take the charges very seriously,” then explains what, if anything, they’ve done differently with regards to training employees since the alleged incident occurs. Then the board members ask questions, the prosecution recommends a sentence, and we all walk outside while the board deliberates.

This happened twice at the Nov. 8 hearing—both times to Blue Lagoon in Lahaina (fair disclosure: Blue Lagoon buys advertising in this paper).

Pleading no contest to two separate cases (serving a minor and over-serving an adult, both in August 2006), Blue Lagoon’s owner Seth Bruins gave the board a detailed list of training procedures specifically designed to prevent liquor rule violations.

He mounted three cameras over the bar to watch his employees. He requires all employees to get an official LC liquor card within 30 days of hiring on. He offers cab rides to customers who shouldn’t drive home. He posts employees at all entrances, who stop and talk to all customers to ascertain drunkenness. After the August 2006 incidents, he fired seven employees. But most stunning of all, Bruins said he now closes Blue Lagoon at 10 p.m. every night, effectively turning what had been one of Lahaina’s favorite pau hana bars into just another Front Street restaurant.

The board listened to all this, smiled and nodded, then fined Blue Lagoon $4,000, but suspended $2,000 of that if he can prevent further violations for a year.

-Anthony Pignataro

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WEDNESDAY, Nov. 7 Isn’t the state Legislature just adorable? State Auditor Marion Higa, too. Isn’t the way they’re running around, trying to get to the bottom of the politics behind the Superferry just precious? They actually think that they can find out exactly what Governor Linda Lingle and Attorney General Mark Bennett discussed in the months leading up to the approval, and then disapproval, of Hawai`i Superferry, Inc. We shouldn’t blame them—it’s their job to cut through the misleading, contradictory statements, get to the bottom of big controversies and, yes, even ask for inconvenient records like any legal advice Bennett gave Lingle— which may or may not exist—on whether the Superferry needed to conduct an environmental review before starting up. “I also think that the attorney general has to realize that he’s not just the governor’s attorney,” state Senator Jill Tokuda (D, 24th District) said in today’s Honolulu Advertiser. “[H]e’s the Legislature’s attorney, too.”

Well, not quite: “The Attorney General is the chief legal officer and chief law enforcement officer of the State of

BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO ANTHONY@MAUITIME.COM

Hawaii,” is how the office’s mission statement puts it. That means we, the collective citizens of Hawai‘i, are ultimately his clients. The Attorney General’s job is to provide legal representation for OUR interests. Sure be nice if he—and the rest of state government—remembered that.

THURSDAY, Nov. 8 Tiny story posted on the Pacific Business News website about how the corporate empire otherwise known as HMSHost Corp. will open a Sammy’s Beach Bar & Grill—along with a Burger King, Jamba Juice, California Pizza Kitchen ASAP and yet another Starbucks—at Kahului Airport early next year. Developed “in partnership” with Sammy Hagar, Sammy’s, according to an HMSHost press release, will offer “classic American fare with an island twist while relaxing in a casual, beach-inspired atmosphere” and will showcase “signed memorabilia from Hagar’s own personal collection.” While this sounds suspiciously like Stinger Ray’s, which is already located in the airport—except for the part about the Hagar stuff hanging on the walls—I don’t think anyone cares. See, HMSHost owns Stinger Ray’s (as well as Burger King, Jamba Juice, CPK and Starbucks). In fact, the company runs the concessions in 104 airports around the world and owns an astonishing 375 retail and food brands, including—but not limited to—A&W Root Beer, Baskin Robbins, The Body Shop, Brookstone, The Cheesecake Factory, Chili’s, Cinnabon, Cold Stone Creamery, Dunkin’ Donuts, Estee Lauder, Foodland, Godiva, Haagen-Dazs, Kenneth Cole, Krispy Kreme, Land’s End, Lapperts Ice Cream, Liz Claiborne, Mrs. Fields, Naked Juice, Oakley, Outback Steakhouse, Panda Express, Pizza Hut, Quiznos Subs, See’s Candies, Sunglass Hut, Ruby’s, Tommy Hilfiger and Wendy’s. Oh, and the San Diego Zoo. And the Rock ‘N Roll Hall of Fame & Museum. “I am pleased to have the continued dedication of HMSHost in the revitalization of Kahului Airport’s dining and beverage concessions,” none other than Governor Lingle said in the HMSHost press release. Man, are there any giant corporations that don’t please Lingle?

FRIDAY, Nov. 9 The U.S. Justice Department is now

Is the navy at war with Maui Dive Shop? worried about civil rights? The same part of government run until recently by a guy who refused to admit that waterboarding was torture? Whaaaaaa?! Did the Earth and the moon and all the planets suddenly spin out of their orbits? Apparently, though, this is the case: “Hawai‘i is one of 18 states that have been sent a letter by the federal Justice Department over compliance with a civil rights law,” reported the McClatchy-Tribune News Service today. Amazingly, the “civil rights law” is the old Motor Voter law that makes sure minorities can vote. Something’s up, people. Something bad. Nothing good can come of this—the Bush Administration, at its best, merely ignores civil rights. As long as it’s not actively undermining them, I think we’re okay. But now they’re going to enforce them? This scares me.

SATURDAY, Nov. 10 As if we don’t have enough to worry about, a Maui Dive Shop boat spotted— and photographed—what seems to be a floating, errant torpedo in waters a few miles offshore in the Humpback Whale Sanctuary. The photo of the barnacleencrusted weapon—whether it’s live or not is impossible to determine—appeared in today’s Honolulu Advertiser. What’s more, the accompanying story says that though the dive shop boat spotted the torpedo and radioed its location, the U.S. Coast Guard failed to find it, which means it’s still somewhere out there, floating free and alone in the giant, lonely ocean...

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Almost makes you want to root for the little torpedo, doesn’t it?

MONDAY, Nov. 12 Yesterday was actually Veteran’s Day, but everyone’s taking today off, so it’s a good as time as any to address it. Yes, there is good news coming out of Iraq these days: American and Iraqi casualties are down, and Baghdad seems to be quiet.

Now whether this is due to the recent “Surge” (which will soon end), the move by some Sunni insurgents to suddenly ally themselves with the Americans against Al Qaeda or simply because sectarian militias and death squads have simply run out of victims is hard to say. What’s easy to say is that there are still parts of Iraq that are extremely violent, Shiite death squads all but control Iraqi security services (the British basically abandoned southern Iraq to them), the Iraqi government remains a mere puppet of the U.S. occupation—it’s so weak they can’t expel the private mercenary corporation Blackwater USA, even though they’ve killed many, many innocent Iraqis in questionable actions—and millions of Iraqi refugees continue to flood nearby nations.

Oh, and nearly 50,000 U.S vets of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan have Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, and recent surveys show that 200,000 veterans were homeless last year—more than a quarter of the total American homeless population.

Sounds like barbecue time to me!

TUESDAY, Nov. 13

“You notice how guys like that always seem to have girls? Like my friend [DELETED]—you live that kind of life, you should have a daughter.”

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SUNDAY, Nov. 11

This just in: HMSHost, Corp. just bought Veterans Day, the U.S. Justice Department, waterboarding, civil rights and that old torpedo floating around the humpback whale sanctuary.

Anthony Pignataro has halted all work on his latest script—an R-rated action thriller about sponges—until the Writers Guild of America strike ends. MTW

ROBREPORT ENERGY: continued from page 8 Maui leads the way in the state with the most individuals taking part in netmetering programs, and also suggested that the PUC increase the upper amount customers may produce to 100 kw. Currently the program is only available to provide energy credits to those producing five kw or less.

Sierra Club Chair Lance Holter made the case for green, not mean energy, advocating local sources for fuels. He detailed the worldwide rainforest destruction needed to open new acreage for biofuel crops. He shared satellite photos of 1,800 fires from slash and burn clearing in Sumatra. That region has had more than 11,000 fires this year.

Dr. Peter Kalish of Oceanlinx Technology in Australia impressed the audience with his presentation of wave energy technology. Comparing the process to compressed air forced through blowholes, a patented twoway turbine is turned by the air pushed through, and again as it’s drawn back.

Kalish called the wave energy system “the Holy Grail of renewables.”

He said that the floating platform is generally located a mile offshore, so that there’s little visual impact, and electricity is pipelined to shore. With working prototypes in both Australia and Rhode Island, he said they are in the permitting process to harness the wave energy in a location on Maui’s North Shore.

Mark Sheehan, a past-president of Maui Tomorrow Foundation, moderated the liveliest panel of the expo.

Sheehan reminded the audience that Maui Tomorrow had co-sponsored a Sustainability Conference and “environmental dream team” of Hunter and Amory Lovins of Rocky Mountain Institute, Paul Hawken, Ray Anderson, David Brower and William McDonough 10 years ago at the same hotel. The Grand Wailea, he noted, is still the island’s second largest power user (the Department of Water Supply is number one).

The panel’s topic, “Meeting Hawai‘i’s Renewable Portfolio Standard,” was addressed by PUC Commissioner John Cole, MECO’s Ed Reinhart, Warren Watanabe of the Maui County Farm Bureau (MCFB) and BlueEarth Biodiesel’s Landis Maez.

While stating that MCFB “strongly supports biofuel efforts,” Watanabe responded to a question about revenues to local producers by saying, “If it can’t generate profits to the local farmer, it’s not going to happen.”

Fast-talking Maez said his compa-

ny is pursuing long-term contracts with growers on the Big Island and Oahu “and a couple on Maui.” He conceded that they would use “interim feedstock”—palm oil— until a local source is available.

Ironically, The Maui News headline on the first day of the expo reported an oil spill at Kahului harbor from an inactive pipeline: the same pipeline BlueEarth Biofuels wants to reactivate to receive palm oil for.

HECO seems undaunted in their quest to bring vast quantities of Indonesian palm oil into the state, as evidenced by the

continuing public relations spin they put on the situation (see the letter on page 5 from HECO’s Peter Rosegg). Citizen efforts to change their chosen course will likely continue, through input to the PUC and during BlueEarth’s Environmental Impact Statement preparation.

It also may come through a U.S. Department of Energy Request For Information (RFI), announced by the agency’s Deputy Assistant Secretary, William Parks, Jr. Spurring a murmur of excitement throughout the ballroom, Parks described the initiative as “a will-

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He said the RFI seeks stakeholder input for policy and research and development in Hawai‘i. It could help promote federal, state and local actions and investment that would make Maui and Hawai‘i a testing ground for advanced renewable energy technologies.

Keynote speaker Taum described Hawai‘i, with all its imported food and fuel, as a life raft waiting to be rescued.

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NEWSOFTHEWEIRD GUESS CRIME DOES PAY Crime-fearing female pedestrians in Tokyo can soon protect themselves with fashion designer Aya Tsukioka’s skirt that opens into a realistic-looking (except made of fabric), full-size vending machine that she hopes thugs will pass right by. It’s one of several fanciful crime-avoiding creations of the genre that Japanese inventors are noted for, according to an October New York Times dispatch. Another, the “manhole bag,” resembles a sewer covering when laid on the ground but can hold a person’s valuables, again provided that the thug passes it up.

Yet another is women’s wraparound sunglasses that are extra-dark so that even shy, eye-contact-avoiding females can stare unobserved at potential perverts in trains to guard against the ubiquitous groping.

MORE THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT As several sightings were made around Washington, D.C., of dragonfly-looking bugs hovering in the air at political events, government agencies were denying that they had released any tiny surveillance robots, according to an October Washington Post investigation. “I look up and I’m like, ‘What the hell is that?’” asked a college student at an antiwar rally in Washington. “They looked kind of like dragonflies or little helicopters.

But... those are not insects.” Several agencies and private entities admitted to the Post that they were trying to develop such devices, but no one took credit for having them in the air yet.

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Boeing 757s in August, announced that it had fixed the problem by sacrificing two goats to appease the Hindu sky god Akash Bhairab.

HAIR HE IS! Medical student Wes Pemberton was scheduled to be officially measured in October in Tyler, Texas, for his upcoming spot in the Guinness Book of World Records. He told KLTV that he has a leg hair 5.0 inches long, surpassing the incumbent record of 4.88 inches.

Pemberton said that his prize hair is growing amidst other normal-length hair, and that he has been treating it with conditioner to keep it strong for the measuring.

SPECTACULAR ERRORS The Kuala Lumpur phone company Telekom Malaysia acknowledged in April that it mistakenly sent a bill for the equivalent of $218 trillion (that’s 218 followed by 12 zeroes) or 806.4 trillion ringgit. The account was for the late father of Yahaya Wahab, whose final bill should have been the equivalent of $23. And Jayantibhai Patel, 57, was arrested in Foster City, Calif., in October after admitting that he smacked his father in the head with a hammer, requiring his hospitalization.

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LEAST COMPETENT PEOPLE Coast Guard officials said they rescued Louis Pasquale, 35, near Freeport, N.Y., in September as he was towing his disabled 35-foot fishing boat back to port 20 miles away by dragging it behind an inflatable boat he was paddling against the current.

He had covered about 100 yards in three hours. MTW

Maui TIME “[Don Ho’s] fans range from Lyndon Johnson’s sister Rebekah Bobbitt, who attended a party welcoming him to New York, to Jacqueline Kennedy, who caught his first show at the Duke’s on her visit to Hawaii last year, stayed right through to the 3 a.m. closing. (Next day she invited Don to entertain a swinging party of 35 at her rented home in Kahala. So swinging, Ho says, that he pitched the Capri-pants-clad hostess into her own swimming pool.)”

-From “Trader Ho,” Time Magazine, Aug. 25, 1967

BY CHUCK SHEPHERD CHUCK@MAUITIME.COM

By Anthony Pignataro uring and in the days immediately following big storms, it’s pretty common to see a plume of brown water fan out across the shallows from the mouth of the Honokowai Channel. The channel starts in the Honokowai Valley, way up in the West Maui Mountains, then runs to the sea, finally terminating on the northern edge of the Ka‘anapali Shores Resort on the Westside.

Even on dry days, more than a few nearby locals have looked on the channel—and the big sewage treatment plant that lies just across Honoapi‘ilani Highway—with suspicion and concern.

Now, the results of a citizen-sponsored scientific study of the channel’s waters would seem to bear those suspicions out.

“These data document exceedances of water quality criteria for bacteria, turbidity and nutrients in coastal waters at the Honkowai Stream discharge,” wrote Sharyn J. Matin, president of the West Maui Preservation Association (WMPA),

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to the state Environmental Planning Office on Oct. 31 of this year. “We believe that the proximity of the channel to a major sewage treatment plant and the documented exceedances of bacterial water quality criteria for recreational users are evidence of a public health hazard that should be addressed expeditiously.”

Water Quality Consulting, Inc.—the Kihei-based firm operated by water quality specialist Robin S. Knox—conducted WMPA’s research. Called a “synaptic survey”—a look at what Knox called a “snapshot in time”—the study contains data collected between Aug. 28 and Oct. 18 of 2006. Knox said she took water samples in wet and dry times from two footbridges that span the channel—one just makai of the Lower Honoapi‘ilani Road bridge over the channel, the other just mauka of the shoreline—as well as the sand berm that

lies at the mouth of the channel and near shore waters about a 100 feet north and south of the channel.

According to Knox’s report, the results showed “elevated” levels of Enterococcus bacteria, Clostridium and fecal Coliform bacteria—levels she said exceeded state health quality levels—as well as low levels of E. coli.

“All of these organisms are considered to be indicative of the presence of human waste and potential presence of human pathogens,” Knox wrote.

In a later interview, Knox said it was hard to say precisely how the bacteria had gotten into the channel.

“There are any number of sources,” Knox said. “[But] sewage is a potential source and a likely source, having the sewer lines there, the sewage plant there.

There could be leaking sewer lines, septic tanks… There is a cause for concern for recreational users as well as the ecology of near-shore waters.”

Matin sent Knox’s report to state Director of Health Dr. Chiyome L. Fukino, but said she has yet to receive a response (a department spokesperson said she could find no record of Fukino’s office receiving the study).

Roland Asakura, the Environmental Health Specialist for the county Department of Health, said he hadn’t heard of any bacteria present in Honokowai Channel. So I read him some of Knox’s findings.

Asakura said the Enterococcus (121 and 96 units per 100 ml, sampled at the two pedestrian bridges spanning the channel) was probably naturally occuring, since the bacteria lives in Hawai‘i’s soil. The Clostridium (18 and 17 units per 100 ml, at the same two sits) was possibly due to the presence of stagnant water and “probably not indicative of sewage,” since their concentrations were relatively low.

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As for the presence of fecal Coliform (greater than 1,600 units per 100 ml at the two sample sits), Asakura had no explanation. n June 2006, Matin took me on a brief tour of the Honokowai Channel. Knox still had a couple months before she’d be ready to start taking samples, but Matin was willing to outline the study as long as I’d promise not to publish a story before the research was complete.

In the waters immediately on either side of the channel mouth, kids played in the shallows. The channel itself terminated just shy of a low berm lying on the sand, but during heavy rains, water was known to flow over the sand, directly into the ocean.

Just a few yards mauka of the beach, a small footbridge connected the Ka‘anapali Shores beach path with the private condos on the other side of the channel. Near the footbridge, there were even a few stone benches and a trashcan for guests wanting a “riverwalk” scene to smoke, though the water in the channel was low, dark and rather murky.

A few minutes upstream, where the channel diverts into three concrete spillways that run underneath Lower Honoapi‘ilani Road, Matin and I walked across a second footbridge. The channel is pretty dark as it runs beneath the road, but from the middle of the footbridge, we could see two manhole-size metal doors

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The channel, as it runs towards the ocean alongside the Ka`anapali Shores resort

on either side of the channel that clearly led into the sewer system. Both doors were closed that day—and on a return visit I took a week ago.

Matin has been interested in the quality of water flowing through Honokowai Channel since 2004, when she and other West Maui residents organized WMPA. Advocating smart growth and better urban planning and funded by private donations, WMPA has, through lawsuits and settlement agreements, managed to force a few concessions on big developers, like traffic impact fees from Starwood Vacation Homes on Northbeach and a private sewage treatment plant for the big Pulelehua project from the Maui Land & Pineapple Co. At first, WMPA members just tracked West Maui sewage spills— 58,000 gallons in March 2004, 18,000 gallons in October 2006 and so on.

On March 30, 2006, a 12inch sewer line burst on Front Street, spilling 3,125 gallons of sewage.

Just six days later, county public works officials begged the Maui County Council Budget Committee for $25.9 million in new sewer projects.

“We just can’t afford not to replace these things before they break,” Wastewater Reclamation Division Chief David Taylor told the committee.

In all, WMPA spent thousands of dollars on Knox’s research, all of it

The channel mauka of Lower Honoapi`ilani Road

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raised privately. Research of this kind— meeting U.S. Environmental Protection Agency standards—isn’t cheap or easy.

Making matters worse was the fact that there are no commercial labs capable of testing for bacteria on Maui. That meant flying the samples—packed with ice—to Honolulu. Since bacteria samples from Honokowai had to reach the lab on Oahu within six hours of being taken, and often the only airport available at short notice was in Kahului, samplegathering was a race against the clock.

What’s more, Knox had to fly the first samples to Oahu herself since her “Known Shipper Clearance” hadn’t yet been processed (since 9/11, the airlines take a dim view of transporting fluids without an accompanying passenger).

the high level of pathogenic indicators,” she said. “In the data I’ve seen, I was surprised at the levels of bacteria.”

In an interview, Knox elaborated on the bacteria results.

“The Enterococcus is controversial,” she said, adding that though the federal EPA says the presence of Enterococcus bacteria is a good indicator of sewage, there is a strong feeling, as Asakura of the county’s Department of Health noted, that in Hawai‘i that there’s a good deal of the bacteria naturally living in the soil.

But Knox said her samples also showed excessive levels of fecal Coliform and Clostridium—bacteria that she said is nearly always present in sewage.

Still, Knox cautioned that much more testing needs to happen, saying that her data only indicates “concentration” of certain pollutants—not duration or frequency. She said her data doesn’t show any trend in the bacterial contamination of the channel—whether it’s getting better or worse—but only that it was there during the time in which she tested.

Her study’s conclusions and recommendations are, nonetheless, rather chilling.

“High bacteria levels pose a concern for public health, especially after rainfall events sufficient to cause a discharge from the channel to coastal waters,” she wrote.

“Further monitoring of the Channel and near shore waters impacted by the channel discharges is recommended.” MTW

nox said she’s spent 25 years working on issues related to the federal Clean Water Act. In fact, she moved to Maui in 2005 specifically to work on water quality issues (earlier this year, after controversy erupted over her relatively brief time on the island, Knox withdrew her name from consideration for a seat on the Maui Planning Commission, saying she couldn’t adequately balance both the commission and her work for Water Quality Consulting).

Matin wasn’t surprised by the results of the synoptic survey, but Knox was. “I was surprised at

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The channel as runs beneath Lower Honoapi`ilani Road

ONO KINEGRINDS

BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO ANTHONY@MAUITIME.COM

(top) Smoked Brats Plate with Island Slaw, Corn Bread and Corn on the Cob. (bottom) Pulled Pork Sandwich with Chips and Watercress Salad

Fat Daddy’s Smokehouse BBQ It’s where to go to get barbecued meat

Photos: Ray Mangan

Since very few of us slaughter pigs with a knife and then devour the giblets over an open flame, eating barbecued ribs is one of the most primitive culinary delights a modern, civilized human being can experience. There’s something caveman-macabre about peeling a rib off the rack with your fingers, gripping the meat with your teeth and then hearing that distinctive hollow ring when you drop the clean bone back onto the plate. Though ribs are typically slathered—there is no other proper adjective—with thick sauce that stains your fingers and gets under your nails, attacking ribs with a knife and fork seems absurdly inappropriate.

Fat Daddy’s, located in the old Tastings in Kihei Kalama Village, sells very good ribs. This, for a barbecue joint that has the word “Smokehouse” in the title, should be mandatory. Fat Daddy’s ribs come barbecued in a Texas sauce that delivers a slight kick that

doesn’t overstay its welcome. They come by the rack, half rack or on a plate with a couple side dishes.

Fat Daddy’s Smokehouse BBQ 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 879-8711. Open Mon-Thur, 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; Fri-Sat, 11:30 a.m.-12 a.m.; Sun, 11:30-2 p.m. $

spicy enough. There’s also white rice and corn, if you want to be pedestrian.

For those wanting some kind of produce on their plate, there’s plain, reliable cole slaw. But the watercress salad is far more interesting and comes drenched in a tasty shoyu dressing.

The Mac ‘N Cheese, though offering a substantial portion of macaroni, could stand a bit more cheese. As for the cornbread, that’s good enough for dessert.

Fat Daddy’s has a tiny enclosed patio and a bar with a couple beer taps (they also offer Maui Brewing Company beers by the can), which comes in real handy around football time. MTW

There are no stuffed animal heads hanging on the walls (plenty of old 33 album covers, though) or visible slabs of beef dripping into a roaring fire, in Fat Daddy’s, but the place is definitely a carnivore’s dream. You can get pulled pork (the American Southwestern version of Hawai‘i’s kalua pork) in a plate lunch, on a sandwich or even by the pound.

There are also a similar number of options for brisket—which comes sliced thin with plenty of sauce.

And then there are the smoked brats—thick sausage links served with mustard or barbecue sauce. Fat Daddy’s is a place that also, unabashedly, offers a bowl of “Toby’s Texas Chili” (Toby refers to Toby Shadle, the owner) topped with Fritos corn chips, sour cream, onions, jalepenos and cheese.

Like any good barbecue joint, Fat Daddy’s offers a lot of side order options. When I first saw the BBQ beans, I thought the server had mistakenly brought me a bowl of chili—no matter, they were good and just

(left) Half Rack Ribs with Mac ‘n Cheese and a Frosty Glass of Beer (right) Owners Toby and Anna Shadle

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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

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$$$→$40 and up

CENTRAL MAUI

Denny’s - Open 24 hours. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 873-5550. $

Ajiyoshi Okazuya Hawai`i/Maui Diner Japanese and local. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4:30-8:30 p.m. 385 Hoohana St., 5C, Kahului, 877-9080. $

Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant - Chinese.

Daily, 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $

Allrighht Grinds - Local plate lunches and chow fun. M-F, 9 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Hobron Ave next to KT&S. 344-0239. $

Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to pick up. They even deliver. M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$

AK’s Cafe - Locally inspired comfort food.

Lunch, T-F, 11 a.m. - 2:00 p.m. and dinner (TSa)5-9 p.m. 1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 2448774.$

Down To Earth - Natural food store with salad bar, hot bar, deli and pastries. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-2661. $

Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate lunches. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.-6 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 340 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4950. $ Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Daily 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului. 8729525. $ Archie’s - Japanese. M-Sa 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; M-Th, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1440 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $ Asian Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1764 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-1833. $ Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the title. Daily, Rest.10 a.m.-9 p.m., Bar 11 a.m.2 a.m. 65 Kaahumanu Ave #23, Kahului, 877-7776. $ Auntie Pasto’s - Italian comfort food. M-Th 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Su 11 a.m.

- 9 p.m. Kaahumanu Center, 877-8711. $$ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400. $ Bentos and Banquets - Local comfort food.

M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Catering available 7 days a week. 85 N. Church, Wailuku, 244-1124 or 276-2349 for banquets. $ Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $ Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Cafe - German cuisine. M-F, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m.

335 Ho`ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$ Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar.

M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. $$ Cary & Eddie’s Hideaway Buffet - Daily luch and dinner Hawaiian buffet and full menu. Tu-Sa 11 a.m.- 9 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 500 N Puunene Ave., Kahului, 8736555. $$ Club Diane - Pupus. Daily, 2 p.m.-2 a.m. 350 Hoohana St., Kahului, 871-2182. $ Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. M, 9 a.m.-4 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $

Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine. M, 7 a.m. - 4 p.m. Tu-Sun, 7 a.m. 4 p.m. & 5 p.m. - 9 p.m.

Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-0073. $$ El Corita - Mexican. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $ Fernando’s - Authentic Mexican cuisine, M-Sa 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; 8:30 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Suite 164, Kahului, 873-7759. $ Fiesta Time - Mexican taqueria. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $ Fran’s Island Grill - Local. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.; FSa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 2428580. $ Genki Sushi - Sushi. Su-Th 11 a.m. 9 p.m.; F-Sa 11 a.m.-3 p.m., 5-10 p.m.; Daily take-out only 3-5 p.m.

Maui Mall, 873-7776.

Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches. MSa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 2448282. $ Hanafuda Saimin - Local. M-Th 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m.

F-Sat 9 a.m.-12 p.m. 199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 8779033. $ Home Maid Bakery - Bakery, breakfast and lunch bentos. Daily 5 a.m.-10 p.m. 1005 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-4150. $ Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese and local cuisine. M-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. & 5 p.m.-9 p.m.; Sa, 10:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. & 5p.m.-9 p.m.

Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977. $$ Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 244-7276. $ IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $ JB’s Kitchen - Local food. M - F 10 a.m.-2 p.m.; 5 - 8 p.m.; Sat 10 a.m.-2 p.m. 1546 Mill St, Wailuku, 244-9616. $ JMJ Fast Food & Catering - Filipino Cuisine. M-F 10 a.m.- 7 p.m., Sa 10 a.m.-2 p.m.; 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-0703. $ K. Jo Tei - Ramen, Japanese and Korean cuisine.

M-F 10 a.m.-7 p.m., Sa 10 a.m.-2 p.m. 2050 Main St. Wailuku. $ Kama’aina Okazuya Deli - Bentos, plate luches and sandwiches. M-F 6 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Corner of Mill St. and Lower Main St., 281-4213. $

Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 871-7782. $ Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and sushi. M-F, 11 a.m.- 2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-10 p.m.

333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Kahili - Pacific rim. Daily, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Pupus daily, 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Waikapu, 242-6000. $$ Kahului Ale House - Pub fare. 11 a.m.-1:30 a.m.

355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $

Nazo’s Restaurant - Local, Japanese. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; M-Sa, 5-9:30 p.m. 1063 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-0529. $

Koho Grill & Bar - American and local. Su, M 7 a.m.-10 p.m; Tu-Th 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; F-Sa 7 a.m.-midnight. Bar stays open serving drinks, pupus & burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, 877-5588. $

Ohana Cafe - Fresh, local, organic breakfasts and lunches. M-F 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 2010 Main St., Wailuku, 244-5950. $ Pearl’s BBQ. - Korean BBQ. M-Sa 10:30 a.m. - 9 p.m.; Su 10:30 a.m. - 6 p.m. 275 W Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului. 877-0788. $

Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 52 N. Market St., Kahului, 243-5696. $ Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $ L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su-Th, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380. $ Main Street Bistro - Upscale comfort food. M-F, 7 a.m.-7 p.m. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816. $ Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine. M-Sat 11 - 9 p.m. Sun 5 p.m.-9 p.m. Mon, Wed, Sat nightclub 9 p.m.-1 a.m.. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 8730220. $$ Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$ Market Street Cafe - Eclectic. M - F , 11 a.m.- 2:30 p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $

Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $ Royal Island Drive In - Chinese, local. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 242-8813. $ Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Su, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $ Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Thai. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 2441567. $$

Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092 Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $

Sam Sato’s, Inc. - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 1750 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-7124. $

Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m.

444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $ Maui Eats - Local comfort food with flare. M-Th, Sat 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; F 6 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sun 8 a.m.-8 p.m.. 34 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-3287. $

Sheik’s Restaurant - Local. M-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $ Simply Healthy Cafe - Hawaiian. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Cameron Center, 95 Mahalani St., Wailuku.

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Maui Grill & Bento - Japanese, Korean, local. MF, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 249-2161. $ Maui Mix Plate - Traditional Hawai’ian. M-Th, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; F,-Sa, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka`ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $ Maui Ocean Grill - Sandwiches and salads. Daily 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 270 Dairy Road, Kahului. 8930263. $ Maui Tacos - Island Mexican fast food. M-Sa, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9:30 a.m.- 5 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 871-7726. $ Mel’s Catering & Fast Food - Local, Filipino. MTh, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-6 p.m. 1032C L. Main St., Wailuku, 249-8533. $

Fri. Sat. & Sun Prime Rib $16.95

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$2.50 Mai Tai, Margarita, Electric Lemonade $2.00 Bud & Bud Light $2.00 Beef or Chicken Taco’s

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Rainbow Dining Room - Buffet-style restaurant.

Daily, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Maui Beach Hotel, Kahului, 877-0051. $$

Saigon Cafe - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$

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Piñata’s - Mexican. M-Sa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $

Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822. $

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DININGLISTINGS Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. MTh, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7 a.m.-4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 8930700. $ Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m.

70 E. Ka`aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $ Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-4 p.m. 1740 Ka`ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 243-2243. $ Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi, Japanese.

M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.

Ka`ahumanu Center, 877-8744. $ Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. 395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779. $ Takamiya Market - Local. M-Sa 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $ Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine. Su, Tu-Th, 6 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-11 p.m.; M, 6 a.m.3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food.

Daily, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-10:30 p.m. 70 E. Ka`ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 873-0225. $ Thida’s Curbside Cafe - Quick burgers, bentos and espresso drinks on the go. M-F 7 a.m.-5 p.m. Kaiser Maui Lani, 55 Maui Lani Pkwy., Wailuku, 243-6657. $ Tiffany’s - Local, Asian. Daily, 10:30-2 a.m.

1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $ Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style and a la carte. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $

Big Wave Cafe - American, Hawaiian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $

Blue Moon Cafe - Local, American. M-Sa, 7:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukuli`i Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $ Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.9 p.m. Ma`alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$

Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $ Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill - Kava Kava with a cafe. Da Sushi Bar inside as well.

Su-Th, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m.

333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

SOUTH MAUI Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood, chicken, ribs. Daily 11 a.m.-9 p.m.

1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $ Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $ Antonio’s - Italian cuisine. Lunch Tu-Su 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Daily 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$ Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine. Daily 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 8790133. $$ BadaBing! - Italian. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 875-6400. $ Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Deli. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 8757668. $

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Capische? - Contemporary Italian. Nightly, 6-9:30 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$

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Cheeseburger Island Style - Casual American. 8 a.m.-10 p.m.The Shops at Wailea, 874-8990. $$ The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-7 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. Azeka Place II, Kihei, 8754244. $ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $

HAPPY HOUR!

Da Kitchen - Local. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-7782. $

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Denny’s - Open 24 hours. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8600. $

Dominos Pizza - Pizza. Su-Th 11 a.m.- 11 p.m., FrSa 11 a.m.-Midnight. 1215 S. Kihei Rd, 874-6000. $

Waikapu on 30 - Local favorites. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m. - 4 p.m. 1486 Hona`apililani Hwy, Waikapu, 242-1130. $

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Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. Daily, 12-3 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$

Tokyo Tei - Local and Asian. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. and 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $

Valley Isle Seafood - Luau stew, seafood.

M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $

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Cafe O’Lei - Asian fusion. T-Su, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Sushi bar until 10 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 891-1368. $

Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli and more. Daily, 11 a.m.10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, 879-3262. $

Treats & Sweets - Burgers, plate lunches, ice cream and sweet yummieness. 73 Lono Ave., Kahului, 877-5142; 1824 Oihana St., Wailuku, 244-4170. $ Unisan - Sushi and more. M-F, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa, 5-10 p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500. $$

MON. THRU FRI.

Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese. 6-11 a.m. Maui Prince Hotel, 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111. $$

TJ’s Warehouse Bento and Catering Bentos, Okazu, Ramen, Asian. 9 a.m-2 p.m.

875 Alua St. (in Maui Chemical Building), 244- 7311. $

Tom’s MiniMart - Local. M-F, 6 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-6 p.m. 372 Waiehu Beach Rd., Waiehu, 244-2323. $

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Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine.

Poolside. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Grand Wailea, 875-1234. $$

Dog & Duck - Irish Pub. Daily 11 a.m.- 2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd, 875 - 9669. $

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Duo - Steak and seafood. 6-9 p.m. Four Seasons, Wailea, 874-8000. $$ East Ocean - Chinese, Cantonese and Mandarine cuisine with a lunch buffet. Daily 11 a.m. - 9:30 p.m.

Kamaole Shopping Center, Kihei. $ Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-2910. $ Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Deli and spirits. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $ Espresso Moon - Sandwiches, wraps and salads.

M-F 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. 1305 North Holopono St., Kihei, 255-5189. $ Fat Daddy’s Smokehouse - BBQ. M-Sa 11:30 a.m.3 p.m. & 5-8 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd, 879-8711. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian. 11:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. & 5:30-9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 8748000. $$$ Fiesta Time - Mexican. Tu-Su 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 300 Ma`alaea Rd., 244-5862. $ Five Palms Restaurant - Pacific Rim. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$ Fred’s Mexican Cafe - Mexican. Daily, 7 a.m.-12 a.m. 2492 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-8600. $ Gian Don’s - Formerly Marco’s Southside Grill, Italian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$ Greek Bistro - Greek. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9330. $$ Hanafuda Saimin - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd, 879-9033. $ Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - Salad and hot bar. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $ Hula Moons - Breakfast buffet. Island fusion dinner. Daily, 6:30-11 a.m. and 5-10 p.m. Marriott, Wailea, 879-1922. $$ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian. Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$ Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-1811. $$ Jawz Tacos - Island-style taqueria. Daily, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $

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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Joe’s Bar and Grill - Fine dining. Nightly, from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Wailea Tennis Center, 875-7767. $$$

Maui Tacos - Mexican fast food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $

Joy’s Place - Organic foods. M-Sa, 10 a.m.3 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $

Maui Thai - Thai. M-F, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 59:30 p.m. The Rainbow Mall, 2439 S. Kihei Rd, 874-5605. $

Kahale’s Beach Club - Burgers, onion rings, ribs and other bar fare. Daily 10 a.m.-1 a.m.

36 Keala Pl., Kihei. 875-7711. $

Maui’s Sweet Spot - Ice cream parlor. Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd., 879-8611. $

Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Tacos, pasta, and fried seafood. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Kukui Mall, 891-1400. $

Moose McGillycuddys - Pub fare. Daily, 11 a.m.12:30 a.m. Food service ends at 11 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8600. $$

Seascape at Maalaea - Seafood, chicken and quiche. Daily, 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Maui Ocean Center Aquarium, 270-7043. $

Kihei Caffe - American and local. Daily, 5 a.m.-8 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $

Mulligan’s On the Blue - Irish pub. Daily, 8 a.m.2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$

Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 8758080. $$

Koishi Sushi Bar - Sushi. M-Sa 6 p.m.- 10 p.m., 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8258. $ Kusina Oriental - Oriental. Tu-Sa 6:30 a.m.6:30 p.m., 1295 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8317. $

Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining, Pacific rim.

Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$

Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese-inspired Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m.; Th-Sa 10 p.m.-1 a.m. late night sushi and appetizers 50% off 21 & over w/ID. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004. $$ Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary Italian.

Nightly, 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 8757555. $$$

Izakaya Matsu - Sushi, shabu shabu and Japanese-style fondue. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m.

1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0990. $

L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m.

Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $

Outback Steak House - Steaks, shrimp-on-the-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Nightly, 4-10 p.m. 281 Pi`ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$

Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1770 S Kihei Rd., 874-0331. $

Life’s A Beach - American. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $

Philly’s Blue Plate Diner - American diner cuisine. Daily, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 8912595. $

Longhi’s - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. M-F, 8 a.m.-11 p.m.; Sa-Su, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 8918883. $$$

Pita Paradise - Casual Mediterranean-style cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends at 12 a.m.) Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. $

LuLu’s - American and local. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends at 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $ Ma`alaea Grill - Eclectic. 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m.

300 Ma`alaea Rd., Ma`alaea, 243-2206. $$ Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant Seafood and continental cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$ Matteo’s - Italian kitchen. M-F, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sa-Su, 5-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Ike Dr, Wailea, 874-1234. $$

Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd., 891-2002. $ Round Table Pizza - Dine-in, take-out or delivery.

Su-Th 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 207 Piikea St., Kihei, 874-8485. $ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m.; Nightly, 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 8740813. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees.

Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$ Ruth Chris Steakhouse - Meaty fine dining.

Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 3750, Wailea Alanui Dr., 8748880. $$$

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Spago - Gourmet cuisine a la Wolfgang Puck.

Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Pacific rim with flair. Daily, 7a.m.-2p.m. and 5-9:30 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Sports Page Bar & Grill - Gourmet pub fare. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0602. $

Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd., 8750839. $ Tip-Ups Tavern - American favorites. Daily 11:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury cuisine. Su-M, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$$ Tradewinds Deli and Market - Deli sandwiches and local produce. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m 7 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 20 Hauoli St., Ma`alaea Harbor, 242-9161. $ Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and more. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$ Vietnamese Cuisine - Pho, noodles, steak and “Vietnamese burritos.” Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m.

Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$ Wailea Pizza Co. - Pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.

Wailea Town Center, 874-1234. $$ Waterfront Deli - Sandwiches, salads, dessert.

Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. Whaler’s General Store, Shops at Wailea, 891-2039. $

UPCOUNTRY Café 808 - Local diner-style. Daily, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.

4566 Lower Kula Rd., 878-6874. $ Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m. 3620 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5724877. $

Stella Blues Cafe - American comfort food. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$

Café Des Amis - Crepes and Mediterranean fare.

Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $

Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and Korean. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $

Café Mambo and Picnics - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $

Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd., 879-1385. $

Cafe O Lei - Stylish Hippie. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m.

3669 Baldwin Ave., Ste 101, Makawao, 573-9065. $

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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and deli by day. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Pizza and comfort food. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily, 6 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Down to Earth - Hot/salad bars and deli.

Daily, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1169 Makawao Ave., 572-1488. $ Flatbread Co. - Pizza. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 89 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8989. $$

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

Lynne’s Cafe - Homestyle local food. Daily, 6:15a.m.-10p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 5759363. $ Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish preparations and salad bar. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m.

3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$ Makawao Sushi & Deli - Coffee, Sushi, M - Th 8:30 a.m. - 9 p.m.; F-Sa 8:30 - 10 p.m. Coffee ends at 5 p.m. daily. 3647 Baldwin Ave, Makawao, 5739044. $ Mama’s Fish House - Fine dining. Daily, 11a.m.2p.m. and 4:30-9:30 p.m. 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 5798488. $$$

Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine.

Daily, 5-9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5799144. $

Mana Foods - Natural food store with bakery and deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-8078. $

Fukushima’s - Chow fun and hot dogs to die for. M-Sa 6:30 a.m.- 8 p.m., Sun 6:30 a.m.-4 p.m. 815 Haiku Rd., 575-2762. $ Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining. M-F, 11-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $$$

Milagros - South American cuisine with island influence. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579-8755. $

Hana Hou Cafe - Island style dining. Th-Su 12-9 p.m. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $ Makawao Pizza Fresh - Pizza, salads, sandwiches and espresso drinks. 10 a.m.-9 p.m.

1043 Makawao Ave., Makawao, 572-2000. $ Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar. Daily, 510 p.m. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$ John Paul Fine Foods - Prepared dishes, sandwiches and cheeses. M-F, 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani, 572-7100. $$ Kimura Saimin Shop - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.2 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 5755228. $ Komoda Store and Bakery - Local bakery with mini-mini-mart. M-Tu and Th-F, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 3674 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7261. $ Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restaurant. W-Su, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Pizza W-Su, 5-9 p.m. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $ Kula Sandalwoods Cafe - Breakfasts, sandwiches and salads. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.

15427 Haleakala Hwy, Kula, 878-3523. $

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Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim. Daily, 8 a.m.9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $ Pa`ia Fish Market - Fresh seafood. Daily, 11 a.m.9:30 p.m. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $ Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Deli cuisine and daily baked goods. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Su 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $ Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Mexican cantina.

Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1202 Makawao Ave., 5727808. $ Serpico's Pizzeria and Restaurant - Traditional Italian American cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.

Corner of Old Haleakala Hwy and Aewa Pl., Pukalani, 572-8498. $ Stopwatch - Fish, steak, burgers. Su-Th 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Fr-Sa 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1127 Makawao Ave., 572-1380. $ Ulupalakua Ranch Store and Grill - Elk burgers, sandwiches and salads. Daily 9:30 a.m.-5 p.m.

Ulupalakua Ranch, Hwy. 37, Kula. 878-2561. $ Upcountry Fresh Tamales & Mixed Plate Mexican and local favorites. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-8 p.m, Su 6 a.m.-3 p.m. Pukalani Terrace Center, 55 Pukalani St., 572-8258. $ Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. M-Sa, 8 a.m.9 p.m. Haiku Marketplace, 810 Kokomo Rd., 5759588. $

La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie. We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$

Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. M-F, 10:30-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-12 a.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $

Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Chinese cuisine.

Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 55 Pukalani St., Pukalani Terrace Center, 573-8838. $

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

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China Bowl - Asian cuisine. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.

2580 Kekaa St., Ka`anapali, 661-0667. $

Aloha Bento - Local. 1036 Limahana Pl., G2, Lahaina, 661-4888. $ Aloha Mixed Plate - Local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $

Cilantro - Fresh Mexican grill. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $

Angelina’s - Coffeehouse with snacks. Daily, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $

CJ’s Deli & Diner - Comfort food. Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka`anapali, 667-0968. $

The Bakery - Breads, pastries, soup, sandwiches.

M-F, 5:30 a.m.-1 p.m.; Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 p.m.; Su, 5:30-11 a.m. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $

Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood, island favorites.

Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front St., Lahaina, 6615648.

Ba-Le - French Vietnamese. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $

The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. Daily, 6 a.m.-6 p.m. Napili Plaza, 669-4170. $

Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi.

Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6674051. $

Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice cream flavor and watch them create. Daily, 10 a.m.10 p.m. 900 Front St., Bld. B5, Lahaina, 667-2744. $

Banyan Bistro - Meditteranean, eclectic. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-0348. $

Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Waine`e St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $

Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine. T-Sa, 5:30-9:30 p.m.

Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 665-7096. $$$

Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $

Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Northern Italian cuisine. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2780 Keka`a Dr., Ka`anapali, 662-3210. $$ K

Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Daily, 11 a.m.11 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $

Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m.

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $

Dante’s Italian Eatery - Family style Italian and take-out. Daily 10 a.m.-8 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 661-3838. $ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine. Nightly from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$

Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-12 a.m.

889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$

Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Daily, 11 a.m.-12 a.m. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $

Canoes - Polynesian-American. Daily, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 6610937. $$

DJ’s - International local food. M-Sa, 7:30-9 p.m.; Su, 7:30-2 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5809. $ Feast At Lele - Luau. Nightly check-in: 6 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.

730 Front St., 661-0700. $

Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $ Cascades Grill and Sushi Bar - Sushi and Pacific Rim. Nightly dinner 5:45 -10 p.m., Nightly sushi 5 p.m.-10 p.m. Hyatt Ka`anapali, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina, 667-4727. $$$ Castaway Cafe - Beachside American. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Maui Ka`anapali Villas & Resort, 6619091. $

Fish Market - Fresh Fish. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.

3600 L.Honoapi`ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $ Front Street Grill and Bar - Fresh seafood, steaks and ribs. Daily 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 672 Front Street, Lahaina. 662-3003. $$ Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian. Daily, 11 a.m.-12 a.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $

Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $

Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch with oceanside setting. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m.

5315 Lower Honoapi`ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $

Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine. Sa-Su 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5:30-9 p.m.

820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$

Gerard’s - Fine French dining. Nightly, 6-8:30 p.m. by reservation. 174 Lahainaluna St., Lahaina, 6618939. $$$

China Boat - Mandarin Szechwan. M-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 4474 L. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-5089. $

Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2291 Ka`anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$

Thanksgiving Menu

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Appetizers

Asian Chicken Wrap

Homestyle New American Comfort Food

Normal Hours

Thanksgiving Day

Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner Open Daily: 7:30am-10.30pm Dinner served 5pm-10pm

(Thur. November 22nd) Breakfast 7:30-11:30am Dinner 1:00-9:00 special menu

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Fresh ground chicken breast sautéed with garlic, ginger, cabbage and carrots served with rice noodles, butter lettuce, cucumber and sweet Thai chili sauce

Crispy Crabcakes Lump Crab, lightly bound and breaded with cornflakes & served with tangy remoulade sauce

Shrimp Cocktail Six large poached shrimp served with spicy cocktail sauce

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Salads

Stella’s Holiday Salad Upcountry greens tossed with red wine vinaigrette, dried cranberries, walnuts & feta cheese.

Classic Caesar Salad Hearts of romaine tossed with home made croutons & Parmesan cheese

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Entrees

Turkey Dinner Traditional meal served with mashed potatoes, stuffing, gravy, vegetables and cranberries

Prime Rib -

Served with mashed potatoes, au jus, horseradish

& vegetables

Homemade Hummus

Pan Seared Fresh Fish -

Roasted macadamia nuts, basil and garlic mixed into a smooth chick-pea spread and served with toasted pita

Stir Fry - An array of mixed vegetables sautéed in a teriyaki sauce served over white rice, with Tofu, with Chicken

With a lemon-caper butter sauce,

rice pilaf and vegetables

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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

Hard Rock Cafe - American food amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $

Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar - Fresh seafood and steaks. Rooftop seating. Daily, 11 a.m.10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$

Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiianstyle coffeehouse with two locations. Daily, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 6651114. and M-Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m., Su 7a.m.-2 p.m. 2580 Keka`a Dr., 667-2003. $

Leilani’s On The Beach - Pacific Rim cuisine beachfront dining. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 2435 Ka`anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$

Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6618810. $$ House of Saimin - Local. Old Lahaina Center, 667-7572. $ Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Daily, 10:30a.m-11p.m Whaler’s Village, Ka`anapali, 667-6636. $$ i`o - Pacific Rim. Daily, 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$ Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-10 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m.

3350 Lower Honoapi`ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $ Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican.

Daily, 11:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 2395 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Ka`anapali, 661-4500. $ Kahana Sands Restaurant - American.

Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000. $ Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Daily, 9:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m.

Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ Keka’s Terrace, Sheraton - Breakfast buffet, light lunch, steaks and more for dinner. Daily 6:30 a.m. -2 p.m.; 5:30-9 p.m., 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0031. $$ Kimo’s - Steak & seafood. Daily, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$ Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Daily, 5:30 p.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$ L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.

Lahaina Cannery Mall. 1221 Honoapi`ilani Rd., 661-9888. $ Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American. Daily, 8 a.m.-12 a.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-7082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$

Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Daily, 6 a.m. to 9 p.m. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. $$$ Lynn’s Kitchenette - Filipino food. M - S 9:30 a.m.

- 3:30 p.m., 3481 L. Honoapiliilani Rd., 665-1525. $ MaLa - Eclectic. M-F, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.10 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Classic BBQ. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $ Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. Daily, 11 a.m.-12 a.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Lahaina, 669-3474. $$ Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough said.

Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 6672663. $ Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. Nightly, 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina. 2812775. $ Maui Swiss Cafe - Ice Cream, sandwiches, salads, pizza, homemade swissli, and crepes. Daily 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 640 Front St., Lahaina. 661-6776. $ Maui Tacos - Island Mexican fast food. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Lahaina Square,480 Waine`e St, Lahaina, 661-8883; Napili Plaza, 5095 Napilihau St., 665-0222. $ Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. M-F, 8 a.m.5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-5900. $ Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-1:30 a.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 6677758. $ Mr. Sub - Subs, salads, soups. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $ Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Authentic Irish pub.

Daily, 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. $$ Nachos Grande - Mexican. Daily, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.

Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $ Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. Daily, 6 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Nikki’s Pizza - Pizza. Daily 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m., 2435 Kaanapali Pkwy, 667-0333. $ Okazuya Deli - Japanese plate lunch. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Hawaiian style. Daily, 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka`anapali, 6672525. $ Outback Steak House - Steaks, shrimp-on-thebarbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Nightly, 4-10 p.m.

4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$ Pacific’O - Contemporary Pacific cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$ Pad Thai - Thai, local. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $ Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro. M-F, 11 a.m.-9:30.; Sa-Su, 5-9:30 p.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $ Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking), Lahaina, 667-5809. $

Saigon Seafood - Vietnamese. M - Sa 10 a.m. - 10 p.m.; Su 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 888 Wainee St., Lahaina 661-9955. $$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese inspired Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Th-Fr 10 p.m.- 1 a.m. late night sushi and appetizers 50% off 21 & over w/ID. 600 Office Rd., Kapalua Resort, 669-6286. $$ Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic.

Daily, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 669-1500. $$ Smoke House - BBQ, American. M-F 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sa-Su 3-9 p.m. 927 Waine`e St., Lahaina, 6677005. $ Son’z Maui at Swan Court - Fresh seafood, steak.

Su - Th 5-10 p.m.; Fr - Sa 5-10:30 p.m. Hyatt Ka`anapali, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina, 667-4506. $$.

Spatz Trattoria - Italian. Tu-Sa 5:30-9 p.m.. Hyatt Regency, Ka`anapali, 667-4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. M-F, 5-11 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6-10 p.m. 4327 L. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual American. Daily, 6 a.m.-4 p.m. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $

Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese. Daily, 10:30 a.m.9:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., 661-6628. $

Tex Mex BBQ - BBQ by smoker oven! Daily, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $

Pioneer Inn - Eclectic Island cuisine. Daily, 7 a.m.10 p.m. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $

Thai Chef - Thai food with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $

Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.9 p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-9600. $$$ Pizza Paradiso - Italian and Greek. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $ Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. Daily, breakfast/lunch 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly from 6 p.m. Lounge stays open for duration. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $ Round Table Pizza - Dine-in, take-out or delivery.

Su-Th 11 a.m-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 2580 Kekaa Dr., Lahaina. 662-0777. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees.

Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern - American.

Daily, 8 a.m.-2 a.m. Whalers Village, Ka`anapali, 661-3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak.

Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 6618815. $$$

Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties, steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Su, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.; Nightly 6-9 p.m. 2525 Ka`anapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0011. $$ Tony Roma’s - Steaks, ribs and bibs. Nightly 5:309:30 p.m. 736 Front St., Lahaina. 661-7600. $$$ Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka`anapali, 667-2525. $$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heroes. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Waine`e St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $ Zushi - Japanese take-out. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-8:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5142. $

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Friday-Sunday (Now-Nov. 25) Fri, Sa 7:30 p.m.; Su 5 p.m., at the Iao Theater, Wailuku [STAGE] Forget “Till death do us part.” If I die prematurely and my husband gets remarried, you all better believe that I’m gonna haunt his cheating ass. Tis the tale of Blithe Spirit, Maui OnStage’s current production. Charles is happily married to his second wife. Everything is normal until a séance brings his late-wife Elvira back into the picture. Will the two wives get along?

How will Charles cope with one of modern man’s greatest nightmares–two wives under the same roof? I seriously can’t wait to watch this play. I’m totally taking notes so that I can have a bunch of pointers when I get to the Great Beyond. Tickets: $18, Sundays $15. 242-6969 for tickets or 244-8680 for more information. [STARR BEGLEY]

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ThIS WEEKâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S PICKS

by Starr Begley

Scandalous, Satirical Comedy

Moâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Tita Friday-Sunday (Nov. 16-18) 7:30 p.m. (Fri, Sa); Su 2 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC

Thursday (Nov. 15) 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC [COMEDY] Unitards scare me. They make me think of lumpy, sweaty people doing aerobics to bad 80â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s music. They also remind me of the three embarrassing and miserable months I spent doing gymnasticsâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;at my motherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s behestâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;in middle school. My unitard had baby pink and blue stripes. I think mom picked it up at a garage sale for a dollar.

Thankfully, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m pretty sure that Unitard, the comedy trio production, will be able to change my negative attitude towards the one-piece garment. Three saucy, scandalous comedians, Mike Albo, Nora Burns and David Ilkum, come together for an evening of monologues, one-liners and hilarious sketches. In one, Burns plays a wannabe â&#x20AC;&#x153;fag hagâ&#x20AC;? and in another Alboâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s an overbearing gay boyfriendâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;which is the type of funny stuff weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve come to expect from Manhattan Mamaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s naughty, bawdy, offbeat Coconut Cabaret productions. Tickets: $20. 242-7469. [JESSICA ARMSTRONG]

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[SHOW] Kathy â&#x20AC;&#x153;Titaâ&#x20AC;? Collins, winner of the Hawai`i Music Awards for comedy, is awesome. I just love the sound of her low, resonating voice.

Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not a woman on this island who can look as relaxed and at home while at a high-maka-maka function as Collins does, wearing rubbahslippah and rice-bag shorts.

Sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s back at the MACC for Moâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Tita as part of the local voices Wala `au series and is sure to send the crowd home with laughs, chicken skin and maybe even a few tears.

Tickets: $25, 242-7469.

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Lawa Loves Hana Saturday (Nov. 17) 4-10 p.m. at Hana Bay Beach Park [MUSIC] Need another reason to go to Hana? Local ska-rock-reggae band Lawa’s going to rock Hana Bay with Roots masters One Vibe. The concert will benefit Hana’s alternative learning center, Kula `Ike Community School. This one-room schoolhouse offers alternative education to Hana’s youth in areas like Hawaiian native biology, American history, music and crafts. Dance to great music in the park, play on the beach, eat delicious local and vegetarian dishes and support the community in amazing Hana. Tickets: $15 in advance at all Maui Tacos locations. $20 at the event, $10 for kupuna and youth. 281-4936 for more info. [JA]

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[BENEFIT] I’ve got a lot of great Makena Moments.

My favorite memory is the time I sat there and watched a tourist couple trying to longboard the shore break.

Now the Save Makena foundation—which knows a good deal more about Makena than they did—is holding a benefit at Flatbread Pizza in Paia. A portion of all pizza sales will go to the foundation so they can keep educating people about the area and protesting what they deem the “overdevelopment” of the coast. T-shirts, bumper stickers, silent auction and an info table are some of the fun stuff you can look forward to. For more info www.savemakena.org.

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Javier’s Illusion Magical realist novel almost hits one right note The famed 1985 magical realist novel of Nobel Prize winner Gabriel Garcia Marquez gets an ambitious but off-key cinematic adaptation that trips up except in the casting of Javier Bardem as its romantically enthusiastic protagonist. British director Mike Newell (Four Weddings and a Funeral) works from a script by Ronald Harwood (The Pianist) to tell the story of Florentino Ariza, a young poet living in turn-of-the-century Cartagena, Columbia who falls hopelessly in love with a girl named Fermina (Giovanna Mezzogiorno).

Love in the Time of Cholera

★★★★★ Rated R/138 min.

Fermina’s protective father (John Leguizamo) facilitates her rushed marriage to Dr. Juvenal Urbino (Benjamin Bratt), a European-educated aristocrat, thereby dooming Florentino to swear a lasting love that waits busily for the doctor’s death in order to reclaim his true love. But when the momentous event finally occurs 51 years later, Fermina takes torrential offense at Florentino’s vulgar attempt at cashing in on his vow of eternal fidelity and everlasting love.

“Don’t show your face again for the years of life that are left to you,” she says. “I hope there are very few of them.” Fermina’s hostile rebuke sets off the film’s flashback progression that eventually makes some sense of its grotesque title.

The current tendency toward magical realist films demonstrates a deeper reach for escapism than common film genres present. Movies like The Martian Child, Lars and the Real Girl, Wristcutters: A Love

Sorry, the girdle’s warranty ended yesterday Story, Slipstream, The Darjeeling Limited, Atonement and even Todd Haynes’ ode to Bob Dylan I’m Not There all share themes that go toward inexplicable imagination.

Although Florentino and Fermina are in love, the capitalist demand for greed decrees that she must marry a cad who will eventually cheat on her. An important irony lies in Florentino’s incessant substitution of heartbreak that causes him to seek sexual refuge at every opportunity for the 50 years that he waits for Fermina.

The assertion that Florentino makes to Fermina’s papa that “There is no greater glory than to die for love” mutates into keeping count of his carnal conquests (well more than 600 before he attempts to reunite with Fermina). The fidelity that he swears finds more devotion to his own transcendent stamina.

Mostly, there are bawdy laughs to be had over Florentino’s slapstick sexual connections. The character’s visible need to be loved proves to be a powerful aphrodisiac for attracting female partners, but the filmmakers miss the mark on keeping a suitable tone the way Spike Jonze did with Being John Malkovich, a near-perfect example of a magical realist film.

The film works best when Florentino writes love poems for inarticulate lovers as a side business. He’s most fulfilled when enticing romantic commitment between others with rhymes that hit you with the full force of Gabriel Garcia Marquez’s inflamed writing style.

If you want to get the woof and warp of Love in the Time of Cholera, you’ll have to read the book, though Bardem’s intoxicating performance is a good reason to see the movie. MTW

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Maui Film Festival’s Candlelight Cinema

Maui Film Festival Castle Theater, 572-3456 3:10 To Yuma - R - Tu only 7:30 Away From Her - PG13 - Tu only 5 Grace Is Gone - PG13 - Wed only 5 I’m Not There - R - Wed only 7:30

3:10 TO YUMA - R - Action - Christian Bale stars in this dusty Western film about the complex dynamic between a rancher struggling with drought-ravaged land and the ruthless outlaw (Russell Crowe) who he is payed to transport to the prison train to federal court in Yuma. 120 min.

Front Street Theater 900 Front Street, 249-2222 Bee Movie - PG - Th, F-Tu 3:30, 6:45, 9; Sa-Su 1:15, 3:30, 6:30, 9 Lions For Lambs - R - Th 4, 7:15, 9:30; F, M-Tu 4:15, 7:15, 9:30. Sa-Su 1:45, 4:15, 7:15, 9:30 Martian Child - PG - Th 4, 7, 9:15; F, M-Tu 4, 7, 9:30; Sa-Su 1:30, 4, 7, 9:30 Michael Clayton - R - Th only 3:45, 6:30, 9:15 Mr. Magoriums Wonder - G - F, M-Tu 4:30, 6:45, 9:15; Sa-Su 2, 4:30, 6:45, 9:15

AWAY FROM HER - PG13 - Art, Foreign After decades of enduring the ups and downs of marriage, Grant and Fiona face their toughest challenge ever as Fiona’s memory begins to deteriorate. 110 min.

GRACE IS GONE - PG13 - Drama - The story of a father struggling to find a way to tell his two daughters that their soldier mother was killed on duty in Iraq. Instead of breaking the news he decides to take them on a road trip to an amusement park. 93 min.

I’M NOT THERE - R - Musical - A biographical film about the life of Bob Dylan, told through the poetic style of his music. The title refers to the famous outtake recorded during The Basement Sessions. 135 min.

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beautiful young Fermina and vows to win her heart. Her father, determined to keep them apart, marries her off to a wealthy doctor. Can love prevail? 138 min

AUGUST RUSH - PG - Drama - An orphaned and musically gifted young boy believes making music will help him reunite with his parents, who unwillingly gave him up years before. 113 min.

MR. MAGORIUMS WONDER - G - Comedy A keiki’s dream come true, Mr. Magoriums Wonder Emporium is a toy store where stuffed animals, toy soldiers and every thing else comes to life if only you believe it can. 93 min.

BEOWULF - PG13 - Action - Bad-ass peacemaker Beowulf must battle demons, dragons and his biggest threat of all, the smoking-hot temptress mother of his greatest enemy, Grendel. 113 min.

LOVE IN THE TIME OF CHOLERA - R Romance - Things get steamy down in Columbia as Florentino falls in love with the

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Now Showing 30 DAYS OF NIGHT - R - Horror - Afraid of the dark? Then donít move to Barrow, Alaska, where the sun sets and doesnít rise again for a month. In this movie the perpetual darkness brings the wrath of an evil force, and a married couple of small town cops are the only hope for survival. 113 min.

ACROSS THE UNIVERSE - PG13 - Musical - A young man comes from London to New York in the late 1960’s to find his father and falls in love with a girl from the suburbs, told through the great music of the Beatles. 131 min.

AMERICAN GANGSTER - R - Drama - Denzel Washington stars as notorious bad boy heroin kingpin Frank Lucas, who gained power and money by shipping drugs from Asia in the caskets of fallen Vietnam soldiers. Russell Crowe is the determined lawman bent on bringing Lucas to justice. 157 min.

BEE MOVIE - PG - Animation - Barry the bee is dissatisfied with his sole career option, making honey, especially since he’s earned a college degree. I don’t care how cute they make them look, bees still creep me out. 100 min.

DAN IN REAL LIFE - PG13 - Comedy - Steve Corell stars as a relationship advice columnist and widower who realizes he may not have all the answers when he falls in love with his brother’s girlfriend. 98 min.

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ELIZABETH, THE GOLDEN AGE - PG13 Drama - In 16th century merry ol’ Queen Elizabeth is dealing with attempted takeover by the Spanish King, forbidden romantic feelings for a knight and an assassination attempt on her life, not to mention her daily royal duties and a campaign to return the entire English population to Catholicism. Whew! 114 min.

FRED CLAUS - PG - Comedy - Here come the Christmas movies. This Santa tale stars the less jolly and much thinner brother of the big man.

Fred has always been in good old Nicholas’ shadow and now needs his big bros help getting his life back together. Chaos ensues at the North pole. 116 min.

THE GAME PLAN - PG - Comedy - Quarterback Joe Kingman is the man. He makes all the best passes, gets all the hot ladies and goes to all the best parties. Then his eight-year-old daughter, who he never knew existed, turns up on his doorstep and he swaps his football for barbies It completely throws off his game. 110 min.

THE HEARTBREAK KID - R - Comedy - Ben Stiller stars as a guy who finally “took the plunge” and got married after a six-week long romance. The problem is that he falls in love with someone else during his honeymoon. 158 min. (Starr Begley) INTO THE WILD - R - Action - Based on the true story of Christopher McCandless, wanderer extraordinaire, who turned away from a promising and predictable future after college and roamed across the U.S., eventually undertaking a dangerous journey into the Alaskan wilderness. 140 min.

LIONS FOR LAMBS - R - Drama - Politics, religion and war collide as the three separate story lines intertwine. Two young soldiers are wounded in Afghanistan. One being the student of an idealistic California professor. Meanwhile, a presidential hopeful is about to drop a political bomb that will affect all of their lives. 93 min.

MARTIAN CHILD - PG - Drama - A man adopts a trouble kid who claims to be from Mars and has all kinds of weird habits and behaviors to back his claim up. At least one guy will admit he’s from another planet, even if he is only, like, six. 108 min.

MICHAEL CLAYTON - R - Drama - Michael Clayton is a slimy, burned-out lawyer and former criminal prosecutor who faces the challenge of a lifetime when a multi-million dollar lawsuit led by his firm is threatened by a guilt-ridden attorney. 120 min.

P2 - R - Thriller - An overworked business woman gets talked into working late on Christmas Eve and finds herself to be the target of a deranged security guard. Kind of gives new meaning to the term “surviving Christmas,” doesn’t it? 98 min.

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SAW IV - R - Horror - The bloody massacres, relentless torture, senseless violence and totally unspeakable horrors continue in this gory, scary sequel. I could never go see this movie because I would be forever scared of the dark/shower/people/tools, etc. Basically, I’m a total chicken. 108 min.

Queen Ka`ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Across the Universe - PG13 - Th only 12:35, 3:35, 6:30, 9:25 August Rush - PG - Sa only 7:45 Beowulf - PG13 - Daily 1:05, 3:55, 7, 9:45 Dan In Real Life - PG13 - Th 12, 2:25, 4:45, 7:15, 9:40; F-W 12:10, 2:40, 5, 7:25, 9:45.

Fred Claus - PG - Th 12, 12:45, 3:40, 4:15, 6:25, 7, 9:15, 9:45; F, Su-W 12, 1, 2:35, 3:45, 5:10 6:25, 7:45, 9:15; Sa 12, 1, 2:35, 3:45, 5:10, 6:25, 9:15, 10:05.

The Heartbreak Kid - R - Th only 12:15, 3:20, 7, 9:35 Love in the Time of Cholera - R - F-W 12:30, 3:30, 6:30, 9:30 Michael Clayton - R - Th only 12:10, 3:25, 6:45, 9:30 Mr. Magoriums Wonder - G - F-W12:15, 2:45, 5:10, 7:25, 9:40

Kukui Mall 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 American Gangster - R - Th, M-W 3:15, 7:15; FSa 1, 4:05, 7:15, 10:20; Su 1, 4:05, 7:15 Bee Movie - PG - Th 3, 7. F-Sa 1:45, 4:45, 7, 9.

Su 1:45, 4:45, 7. M-W 3, 7.

Beowulf - PG13 - F-Sa 1:30, 4:30, 7:40, 10:05.

Su 1:30, 4:30, 7:45. M-W 3:45, 7:45.

Elizabeth, The Golden Age - PG13 - Th only 3:45, 7:45 Fred Claus - PG - Th 3:30, 7:30. F-Sa 1:15, 4:15, 7:10, 9:45. Su 1:15, 4:15, 7:30. M-W 3:30, 7:30.

Maui Mall Megaplex Maui Mall, 249-2222 30 Days of Night - R - Th 1:50, 4:30, 7:10, 9:50; F-Tu 1:35, 4:10, 6:45, 9:20.

American Gangster - R - Th, M-Tu 1:30, 4, 5, 7:30, 8:30; F-Su 12:30, 1:30, 4, 5, 7:30, 8:30 Bee Movie - PG - Th, M-Tu 2:10, 2:30, 2:50, 4:25, 4:45, 5:05, 6:40, 7, 7:20, 8:55, 9:15, 9:35; F-Su 12:15, 12:35, 2:10, 2:30, 2:50, 4:25, 4:45, 5:05, 6:40, 7, 7:20, 8:55, 9:15 The Game Plan - PG - Th, M-Tu 3:20, 6:30, 9:25; F-Su 12:45, 3:20, 6:30, 9:25 Into the Wild - R - Th-Tu 1:30, 4:45, 8.

Lions For Lambs - R - Th 2:20, 4:35, 6:55, 9:15; F-Su 12, 2:15, 4:35, 6:55, 9:15; M-Tu 2:15, 4:35, 6:55, 9:15.

Martian Child - PG - Th 1:55, 4:30, 7:05, 9:40; F-Su 12:10, 2:45, 6:50, 9:25; M-Tu 2:45, 6:50, 9:25.

P2 - R - Th, M-Tu 2:25, 4:45, 7:15, 9:40; F-Su 12, 2:25, 4:50, 7:15, 9:35 Saw IV - R - Th 2:25, 4:40, 7:35, 9:55; F-Su 12:05, 2:25, 4:40, 7:05, 9:30; M-Tu 2:25, 4:40, 7:05, 9:30.

Wharf Cinema Center 658 Front Street, 249-2222 American Gangster - R - Th 11:40, 3:10, 6:30, 9:50; F, M-Tu 3:10, 6:30, 9:50. Sa-Su 11:40, 3:10, 6:30, 9:50 Beowulf - PG13 - F, M-Tu 1:45, 4:30, 7:15, 10; Sa-Su 11, 1:45, 4:30, 7:15, 10 Fred Claus - PG - Th-F, M-Tu 2, 4:30, 7, 9:30; SaSu 11:30, 2, 4:30, 7, 9:30; Saw IV - R - Th only 2:45. 5, 7:15, 9:40

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BY STARR BEGLEY STARR@MAUITIME.COM

Altars and Shrines The art of worship at Café Marc Aurel Spank me please. That’s the title to Maui artist Sugar Dolands’ shrine–one of the many on display at Café Marc Aurel’s Altars and Shrines exhibit. Like all good art, Dolands’ piece lets me peek not only into its creator’s psyche, but my own as well.

On first glance, it’s pretty simple–a black leather whip dangles from inside a red box with black gauzy drapes. Inside of the box is white and speckled with little mirrors and packets of lube.

Altars and Shrines Café Marc Aurel, 28 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-0852. On display M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. throughout November.

(left) “Spank Me” by Sugar Doland. (above) “The Beatification of St. Gerry”

by Gavin Dillard.

SIOBHAN HALSTEAD My first thought was, “See, BDSM can be pretty.”

But every time that I look at “Spank me Please,” it provokes me to introspection. Do I keep aspects of myself hidden behind a curtain? Do I feel that pain or suffering purges me and makes me clean? Do I idolize sex?

And most of all, do I want answers to these questions?

I asked a few of the artists on display to explain their work:

PATRICK DUNNE

RANDY MILLS “Altered States,” digital animation I wanted to take an Egyptian theme–most myths came out of Egypt. So I have this female figure that pieced together of different religions and her reflection is a skeleton, which symbolizes the death of mythology. But in front of her, is this crystal ball. The crystal ball represents the unknown, or hope–hope in the future that mythology will carry us over.

GAVIN DILLARD “The Beatification of St. Gerry,” mixed media My shrine is triptych. On the left I have Saint Patrick; on the right there is Saint Francis; in the middle is Gerard Butler, riddled with arrows from the final scene of 300.

The piece is crawling with serpents (Patrick), animals (Francis) and little plastic ninjas. A hula boy glued to the top has the stigmata. Nails in the frame bleed. Modern icons include a Corona bottle cap, Hello Kitty, condom, day glow Mary and Rosary, dolphin and VW bus with a Maui surfboard. I have no literal translation; the piece is an object of worship. MTW

Photos: Pietro Ortiz

“Fish Temple,” acrylic medium transfer on canvas “Fish Temple” is derived from multiple photographs I took while visiting Thailand. Among the things I admired most were the various temples and shrines–from the bustling streets of Bangkok to the Southern islands of Samui, Phuket and Phi Phi—I became mesmerized by their beauty and grace. The images in this particular piece are from a fish temple that sits on its own little island, surrounded by a giant pond teeming with, you guessed it, fish. Inside the temple is a huge golden Buddha who sits in front of a tree. On every wall, there are paintings depicting sto-

ries and parables. I wanted to capture the feeling of this place–the colors, textures, details and love that went into creating it.

“Anikulapo,” photo collage I was inspired by my experiences coming of age in the Bay Area in the 80’s. With this piece, I honor and celebrate my heroes, like my friend Thom McGinty and my favorite photographer Robert Mapplethorpe. Included in the photo collage are photos taken at Grace Cathedral in San Francisco, and at a Dia de los Muertos celebration.

Fela Kuti (also pictured in the collage) was an amazing musician and political activist. He changed his middle name to “Anikulapo” (meaning “he who carries death in his pouch”). On Aug. 2, 1997, he died of Kaposi’s sarcoma brought on by AIDS.

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“Anikulapo” by Siobhan Halstead

“Fish Temple” by Patrick Dunne

DA KINECALENDAR

BY JESSICA ARMSTRONG CALENDAR@MAUITIME.COM

BIG SHOWS

TICKETS ON SALE

Unitard - Thursday, Nov 15. Manhattan Mama’s back with another round of naughty, bawdy, and outrageous comedy acts. Coconut Cabaret is a monthly performance series of avant-guarde artists and groups, and this month we’ll be laughing it up with a comedy trio. Unitard is an evening of monologues and sketches by Mike Albo, Nora Burns and David Ilku that’s going to leave your eyes tearing and your side splitting. Tickets: $20. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Broadcast Maui - Friday, Nov 16. National Public Radio is taping “From The Top,” a weekly hit radio show, featuring several incredibly talented and young Hawai`i classical musicians and popular host Christopher O’Riley. “From The Top”: airs Saturday mornings at 10 a.m. on KKUA 90.7. Tickets: $40, $30, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 2427469.

Mo’ Tita Please - Friday-Sunday, Nov 16-18. Kathy “Tita” Collins is one funny wahine. This popular Mana`o Radio personality won Hawai`i Music Awards for her comedy album and recently starred in the production of Birth. With her raspy voice and wacky alter ego, Tita, Collin’s shows are full of Hawai`i legends, chicken-skin stories, pidgin pride and the unexpected. Tickets: $25. FSa 7:30 p.m.; Su 2 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Lawa for Learning - Saturday, Nov 17. Support alternative learning and listen to local favorite Lawa at this benefit concert for Ke Kula’ike No Ke Kaiaulu, Hana’s non-profit community learning center. Also on the bill are reggae masters One Vibe, so dance, eat ono local and vegetarian food and support a valuable Hana organization. Tickets: $15 in advance at all Maui Tacos locations, $20 at the event, $10 for kupuna and youth. 4-10 p.m., Hana Bay, 281-4936 for more info.

The Four Royals - Saturday, Nov 17. Hawaiian history and cullture will be celebrated at Na Lani `Eha: The Four Royals, as six kumu hula and their halau take turns honoring four influencial and talented royals, King Kalakaua, Queen Lili`uokalani, Princess Miriam Likelike and Prince Leleiohoku. It’s like a Hawaiian fairy tale come to life. Tickets: $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

E Ho`oulu Aloha - Sat., Nov 24. The Bailey House Museum is celebrating Hawaiian culture with it’s seventh annual To Grow In Love festival, with live entertainment by Uluwehi Guerrero, Lei`ohu Ryder and Richard Ho`opi`i and the Halau Hula Kauluokala. There will also be local food, crafts, a silent auction and plenty of art. Tickets $15, $ 10 in advance. 9 a.m.-3 p.m.

Bailey House Museum, 2375A Main St., Wailuku, 244-3326.

Willie Nelson & Friends - Sat., Nov 24. Willie’s won multiple Grammys and American Music Awards, starred in dozens of films and written a few books. I love him for writing “On the Road Again,” which just makes me want to get into the car and sing at the top of my lungs. He’ll share the stage with 40 points, Pat Simmons, Pat Simmons, Jr, and local favorite Marty Dread, and proceeds will benefit the Montessori School of Maui. This show is not to be missed! Tickets: $50, $40. 5 p.m., A & B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.

John Cruz - Fri., Nov 30 & Sat., Dec 1. Oahu native and Hawaiian favorite John Cruz is coming home to Hawaii with his new album, One Of These Days. His blend of mellow, acoustic music and soulful vocals have captivated audiences across the nation and Cruz’s original song “Jo Bo’s Night” was on the compilation album Slack Key Guitar Volume 2, which won a Hawaiian music Grammy award. Tickets: $30. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Derek Trucks Band - Tue., Dec 4. Progressive bluerock-roots music and amazing live performances are what this tightly knit and undeniably talented group of musicians, led by innovative guitar guru Derek Trucks, are well known for. Trucks recently toured as a featured soloist with Eric Clapton and now splits his time playing with the Allman Brothers Band and the Derek Trucks Band. Opening for this incredible performance will be slide guitarist Papa Mali, the funky, unruly soloist from New Orleans. Tickets: $55, $50, $45. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC 242-7469.

Ziggy Marley - Sun., Dec 9. The son of roots reggae master Bob Marley has definitely come into his own as a singer, songwriter and recording artists. His latest album, Love Is My Religion, won the 2007 Grammy award for best reggae album. His lyrics are socially and politically conscious and his voice evokes that of

Saturday November 24th, 2007 • The Maui Arts & Cultural Center

WILLIE NELSON AND FRIENDS

Art by Micah Nelson

w/ special guest Pat Simmons of the Doobie Brothers FEATURING: 40 points • Gypsy Pacific • La Migra • Marty Dread Pat Simmons Jr. w/ Sebrina Barron Donny Smith & Special Guests

Proceeds to Benefit the Montessori School of Maui Tuition Assistance Doors Open at 4:30pm Show Starts at 5:30pm

Tickets: $50, $40 & 1/2 price for kids 12 years and under are available at the MACC Box Office or by calling 242-SHOW (7469) or online at www.mauiarts.org.

Special table seating is available by contacting The Montessori Developement Office - 573-7568 All tickets are subject to additional facility fees.

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DA KINECALENDAR his great, late father, but Ziggy Marley’s also got a little something extra that’s all his own. Tickets: $29, on sale Sat., Dec 10. 7 p.m., MACC, 242-7469.

Showing Her True Colors - Fri., Jan 4. Cindy Lauper’s music is timeless. The 1980’s MTV icon has proven time after time that she has a sound unlike any other. She’s well know for songs like “Girls Just Want To Have Fun,” for rocking that impossibly blonde hair and for singing in a pitch so unusual that karaoke stars drop like flies in the face of her classics. This will be Lauper’s first Maui performance and she’ll be singing from her new album, The Body Acoustic, which dives into both classic and original material and celebrates one of Lauper’s favorite instruments, the dulcimer. It’s sure to be a high energy, heartfelt, unforgettable show. Tickets: $75, $65, $55. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

BY JESSICA ARMSTRONG CALENDAR@MAUITIME.COM

Biofeedback - Every Fri. Mary Higgins, QXCI/SCIO practicioner, helps you energetically rebalance after living yet another day in a toxin-filled word. Walk-ins only.

Sliding scale pricing. 2-5 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424.

Contact Improvisation - Every Fri. Sounds dirty, doesn’t it? Actually, it’s exercise meets dance, meditation and stretching. By donation. 4-5 p.m., Maui Lotus Yoga, Kihei, 874-9642.

Stellar Rejuvenation - Every Fri. Experiance the natural healing benefits of soliton lasers. Free. 4-6 p.m., The Studio Maui, 575-9390.

Learn to Swing Dance - Every Fri. Lindy Hop Swing Dance lessons. Come learn the original swing dance craze that started it all! $5, 7 p.m., North Kihei Villages Club House. 357-1231

EVENTS

SATURDAY, NOV 17

THURSDAY, Nov 15

Give the Gift of Cleanliness - Give back to Maui Nui by spending a few hours of your morning cleaning up highways, parks, harbors, beaches and historic sites. Gloves and trash bags will be provided. 8 a.m.noon. Community Work Day Program, 877-2524.

Closing Time? - Kihei Department of Parks and Recreation is seeking input of Kihei park and beach closing hours at a public meeting. 6:30 p.m. Kihei Community Center, 270-7626.

Come Out and Play - Every Thu. Elizabeth Ann Brandon, MA wants to make friends with your inner child using cognitive therapy, hypnosis and transactional analysis. Free. 12-3 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424.

In the Green - Every Thu. No where to go Upcountry during the week? Oh, contraire, my friend!

Get a group of people together and head over to Sunny Maui Specialties and enjoy pupus, food and music. BYOB, and some for me. Free. 6-9 p.m., Sunny Maui Specialties, 81 Makawao Ave, 573-2375.

FRIDAY, NOV 16 Make Some Noise - Beat away on African drums, rattle some serious shakers and play with djembes ngomas and more at the opening celebration of OmZone Maui. I’m not sure what all of those instruments are, but they sure sound like fun! Play till your heart’s content and enjoy pupus, drinks, door prizes and more. 3-7 p.m., DevOcean Boutique, 164 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9500.

Bamboo Bonanza - In two minutes on the Yellow Seed Bamboo Nursery website I learned more about bamboo than on a four hour bamboo forest hike. Just imagine what you could learn on a tour of this bamboo sanctuary. Free. 10 a.m., Haiku, www.yellowseedbamboo.com or 870-0591 for more info.

Holiday Pet Photos - Get your Christmas card photo taken with little Fluffy or Bowser. The Maui Humane Society and Grins2Go are offering “Santa Paw” themed professional photo packages for your little ball of fur. Oh yeah, the family can come, too.

10 a.m.-2 p.m., Rainbow Mall, 877-3680 x14 for more info.

Vegan Holiday Festival - A holiday feast with no turkey or ham? Can it be done? The folks at Ola Life think so, and they’re putting out a huge spread to prove it. Besides great food, the party will include live music, prizes, keiki games, cooking demonstrations and guest speakers. $5 donation. 12-10 p.m., Haiku Community Center, www.ola-life.org for more info.

Make Some Noise - See Friday, Nov 16.

Folksong Circle - Sing, listen and play a wide variety of folk music and mingle with other folk lovers. 3 p.m., call 575-9695 for details.

Where Do the Whales Go? - See what our whales have been up to since they migrated north in the spring. Pacific Whale Foundation researcher Alica Mallo will be sharing photos and stories from her summer with the Humpback whales in Alaska. Free. 6 p.m., Pacific Whale Foundation’s Discovery Center at the Shops at Ma`alaea, 249-8811 x1 for more info.

Hula Classes - Every Sat. Halau Kawaianuhealehua holds open hula classes for children, teen and adult wahines and kanes. 9 a.m., Maui Waena School cafeteria, gothulack@yahoo.com for more info.

Cinema Night - Every Sat. Cafe Mambo will be hosting an evening of classic and cult classic films for the 21 and older crowd. This week’s flick Kundun. 9 p.m., 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021.

Jam Session - Every Sat. Musicians are invited to head on down to Waikapu and jam away with other players. I used to live next door to the community center down there and I swear, it was like a free concert every weekend. Hooray! Bring a chair and your instrument. 3 p.m., Waikapu Community Center, 269-2704.

SUNDAY, NOV 18 Holiday Pet Photos - Get your Christmas card photo taken with little Fluffy or Bowser. The Maui Humane Society and Grins2Go are offering “Santa Paw” themed professional photo packages for your little ball of fur. Oh yeah, the family can come, too. 12-4 p.m., Maui Humane Society, Pu`unene, 877-3680 x14 for more info.

Make Some Noise - See Friday, Nov 16.

Little Stars - I was a total klutz as a child and harbored no desire to strap on ballet shoes and get on stage, but the adorable keiki from Dawn Theodore’s A Step In Time and Skipper’s School of Dance probably don’t have that affliction. They’ll look sweet as pie all dressed up in thier tights and tutus for their “Our Stars” performance. Tickets: $14, $9. 2 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC 242-7469 Tantra Temple Services - Every Sun. Embrace the spiritual essence of all faiths with tantra, an ancient high-spiritual practice. Free. 10 a.m. Lemurian

Center, 2138 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4921, 2444103.

Drum Circle - Every Sun. Bring yor drum and beat away with others in the community. Free. 4 p.m. sunset, Kamaole Point, Kihei, 298-9022.

Line Dancing - Every Sun. Practice your “tush push” ya’ll and come on down for some line dancing by the Maui Paniolo Posse. Lessons, 6:30 p.m. followed by dancing from 7-8:30 p.m., Lahaina Cannery Mall.

Monday, NOV 19 Saving Singles - Learn about investing your money and mingle with likeminded singles. 6 p.m., Flatbread Pizza, Paia, 214-5082 Flamenco for Beginners - Every Mon. Rosalind Modica teaches the passionate and powerful movements of exotic dance from Spain, Morocco, India, Persia and other far-away lands. $18. 7:30 p.m., The Studio Maui, Haiku, 575-9390.

TUESDAY, NOV 20 Save Makena Benefit - Show your Makena love by buying t-shirts and bumber stickers or bidding on silent auction items, or just have dinner. A portion of all pizza proceeds go towards the Save Makena campaign. 4-9 p.m., Flatbread, Paia, 357-3134.

We Brake for Whales - Learn about safe boating during whale season, get tips on spotting whales when out at sea and get a new map of whale densities across the state at this workshop lead by Ed Lyman of the Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary. For all recreational and commercial boaters. Free. 5:30 p.m., Maui Ocean Center, 587-0320.

Together We Stand - Maui Unite, a newly formed group with the goal of connecting Maui organizations so they may more effectively influence the future of Maui County, is holding it’s first public meeting. The guest speaker will be Lucienne DeNaie, Vice President of Maui Tomorrow.. 6:30 p.m., Waena Intermediate School cafeteria, 268-2956. `Ohana Connection - Every Tue. Breakfast to promote the health and well being of all Maui residents.

8:30 a.m., 986-0209.

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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 891-1011

CAFE MARC AUREL 28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

Thursday 11/15

Friday 11/16

Saturday 11/17

Sunday 11/18

Monday 11/19 – Wednesday 11/21

Estee Graham No cover, 10pm

A.D.D. Twins No cover, 10pm

Erin Smith No cover, 10pm

Darrell Mansfield No cover, 9pm

MON-DJ Del Sol, 9pm; TUE-Crunch Pups unplugged, 10pm; WED-Kahala & Indio of LAWA, 9pm

Coconut Cabaret After Party

Pau Hana Party

Pre:Source w/DJ Moyomin & more; $5, 10pm

Family Affair $10, 10pm

Marimba Mapenzi Band $10, 10pm

Coyote Ugly $7, 10pm

Off Tomorrow $7, 10pm

Sudden Rush $10, 10pm

MON-Willie K, $15, 10pm; TUE-Off Tomorrow $7, 10pm; Wet N’ Wild Wahine Wednesdays - DJ Blast $10, 10pm

Salsa $5, 10pm

TUE - Live Music

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453

MON - Open Mic Night, No cover

COMPADRES Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema, Lahaina - 667-0908

Mana’o Radio Upcountry Sundays

WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/ DJ Boomshot & DJ Durty, $5, 9:45pm

Unknown No cover, 9pm

Dave Carroll No cover, 9pm

Dave Carroll No cover, 9pm

Special Guest No cover, 9pm

MON - Dave Carroll, No cover, 9pm; TUE - Jazz, No cover 9pm; WED - Erin Smith, No cover, 9pm

DJ Ariel 10pm

Irish Sing Alongs w/Murray 10pm

DJ John Scott 10pm

Old School Lounge 10pm

MON - Silky Ringo, 9pm; WED - Old School R&B w/ Curtis Williams, 9pm

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

MON - Marty Dread, $10, $5 kama`aina 10pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

Tom Cherry No cover, 9pm

Find Yourself - Every Tue. Hanna Hammerli digs deep to find your hidden issues using Dream Tending and the Gesalt Process. Walk-ins only. Free. 12-3 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424 Non-Profit Polynesian Dance - Every Tue. Support the kids of the Napili Kai Foundation by watching their polynesian dance show. $10 adults, $5 kids.

5:30 p.m., Napili Kai Resort, 669-6271.

In the Green - Every Tue. No where to go Upcountry during the week? Oh, contraire, my friend!

Get a group of people together and head over to Sunny Maui Specialties and enjoy pupus, food and music. BYOB, and some for me. Free. 6-9 p.m., Sunny Maui Specialtie, 81 Makawao Ave, 573-2375 Learn Folk Dancing - Shake it folk style with the Maui International and Israeli Folk Dance Group. Learn folk dances from around the globe. 5 p.m., Beit Shalom Synagogue, 634 Alulike St., Kihei, 874-5397.

WEDNESDAY, NOv 21 Ayurvedic Consultations - Every Wed. Margo P. Uma Gal, CAP., offers up wisdom on diet and lifestylefrom over 20 years of experience as a Ayurvedic Practitioner. Walk-ins only. Free. 10:30 a.m.-1 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 573-2424.

WOW! - Every Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. 6:30-8 p.m., 891-6770 ext. 2.

Dance Lessons - Every Wed. Open registration to learn the cha-cha and foxtrot. $50 for three months.

6:30-9:30 p.m., Kihei Community Center, 879-0555.

KEIKI Rock With Your Tot - Fri., Nov 16. “Happy Dan, The Music Man” will be singing, dancing and playing instruments with keiki ages 3 and up in celebration of Children’s Book Week. Free., 10:30 a.m., Kahului Public Library., 873-3093.

Children’s Book Week - Thu., Nov 15. Reading is a beautiful thing and it gets even better when you combine it with music. Bring your kids ages five and up to see Juan L. Sanchez perform interactive musical storytelling in celebration of Children’s Book Week.

6:30 p.m., Wailuku Public Library, 243-5766.

After-School Help - Every Mon-Fri. Hui Malama Learning Center offers after-school homework help and classes. Call for directions and hours. 244-5911.

Keiki Shots (West Maui) - Every first Tue of the month. Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis. Free. 9-11 a.m., Lahaina Comprehensive Health Center, 984-8260.

Keiki Shots (Central Maui) - Every first and third Wed of the month. Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis. Free. 12-3 p.m., Wailuku Health Center, 984-8260.

Story Time - Every Thu. Keiki story time and crafts.

10 a.m., Hawaiian Village Coffee, Kahana, 665-1114.

Premature Babies - First Thu of every month. Imua will hold a support group for parents of premature babies. Parent education, info and skills. 5:30 p.m., Imua Family Services Anuenue Room, 870-0115.

Keiki Issues? - Every Thu. The Parent Project, a program for parents of strongwilled children. Wrestle the phone away from the child and make that call. Free. 68:30 p.m., Hui Malama Learning Center, 298-5050.

Bisque it Baby - Every Mon. Sometimes, as a mom, all you might need is a little time to do some-

Booze Braddas No cover, 9pm

Crunch Pups No cover, 9pm

thing creative. Get together with other Moms and babies and paint something! Maybe a mug or a teapot, and de-stress. Studio fee is Free. 9-11 a.m., Kids and Company, Maui Mall, 877-7819.

Toddler Tuesdays - Every Tue. Toddlers are insane.

Seriously, as a mother of two I can vouch that they are without rational thought. Let them do their thing and cruise with the other crazies for storytime, juice, cookies and painting. $15, 10-11 a.m., Kids and Company, Maui Mall, 877-7819.

Music Menagerie - Every Tue. A music inspired hour of dance, storytime, puppetry and interactive play for little ones and their parents. $15, 9:15 a.m., The Studio Maui, Haiku, 575-9390.

Kids Love Music - Music Together Maui offers early childhood music programs for infants, toddlers, preschoolers and kindergarteners and the adults who love them. Come play with instruments, sing, chant and dance. For more info call 248-7549 or visit www.musictogethermaui.com.

LECTURE Got Money? - May I have some? Before you answer that, check out this Maui group that focuses on economic topics and systems, and explores theories. Bring whatever you are reading for dialog and a readers circle. Various times, Island Wide locations, 573-3250 for more info.

Socrates Cafe - Gather together to ask questions of your own questions, and expand your questioning ability. Various times and locations. Call 573-3250 for details

ENVIRONMENTAL Clean the Crater - Sat., Nov 17-Mon., Nov 19. Help remove invasive plants pecies in the Haleakala National Park and stay free in the Kapalaoa Cabin.

Participants hike into and out of the crater. Contact Friends of Haleakala National Park at 248-7660.

Got Boxes? - You can recycle them, and all kinds of packing material, before they start multiplying like bunnies! Business, Etc., 2020 Main St., Wailuku, 242-8200.

Coastal Restoration - Every Fri. Habitat restoration at Waihe`e coastal dunes with Maui Coastal Land Trust. 8 a.m.-12 p.m., Waihe`e, 244-5263.

Smarter than a Sand Crab? - Mon-Fri. Get free info about marine life and answers to all those pesky questions about Maui’s reef environment that keep you up all night. The Pacific Whale Foundation Marine Naturalists are definitely smarter than a fifth grader.

The question is, are you? Free. 8 a.m.-1 p.m., Ulua Beach Wailea, 249-8811.

Save Honolua - Every Tue. Meeting to inform, educate and involve the community on the proposed deveopment of Honolua Bay. 6:30 p.m. King Kamehameha III School Cafeteria, 611 Front St., Lahaina.

Save the Forest - Every Sun. The Pacific Whale Foundation is hosting a group of ten volunteers to pull invasive pine trees near Hosmers Grove.

Transportation is provided. Bring warm clothes, long pants and closed boots. Pick ups: 7:30 a.m., Harbor Shop, 300 Ma`alaea Rd; 8:15 a.m., Upcountry Tavares Community Center. Goes until noon. 8568341 to reserve spot.

Gina Martinelli No cover, 9pm

STAGE Fiddler on the Roof - Fri., Sat., Sun., Nov 9-17.

Baldwin High School presents this musical about a poor farmer in 1905 Russia whose five daughters go against tradition in their romantic choices. Performed by a cast of 44 students accompanied by a live orchestra. Tickets: $12, $6 for students. Fri. & Sat., 7 p.m.; Sun., 2 p.m.

Baldwin Auditorium, Wailuku.

Blithe Spirit - Fri., Sat. & Sun., Now-Nov 24. Maui On Stage presents a comedy about a man finds himself between a rock and a hard spot when a seance accidentally brings the spirit of his dead wife back to this realm, which would be fine except his new, live wife can’t see the ghost and thinks he’s absolutely crazy. He enlists the help of a local medium, but can either marriage be saved? Tickets: $18, $15. Fri. & Sat., 7:30 p.m.; Sun., 5 p.m. Iao Theater, Wailuku, 242-6969.

Bare Essential Theater - Mon., Nov 12. Maui On Stage continues it’s monthly reading series with Woody Allen classic Play It Again, Sam about a hot, young writer who suddenly finds himself available and back in the dating scene. Free. 6:30 p.m., Iao Theater, Wailuku, 244-8680.

Calling All Readers - Want to read for Maui On Stage’s Bare Essential Theater? Roles are announced at readings and scripts are given out in advance. Call Kristi at 244-8680 x23.

SPORTS Chaminade Basketball Clinic - Sat., Nov 17.

Little dribblers ages six to 16 are invited to get their hoop on with coaches and members of Chaminade University of Hawai`i’s basketball team. Free, donation of two cans of food to requested to support Maui Food Bank’s holiday efforts. Registration begins at 1:30 p.m., clinic from 2-3 p.m., Malu Ulu Olele Park, Front Street Courts, Lahaina, 808-735-4711.

EA Sports Maui Invitational - Mon., Nov 19Wed., Nov 21. Chaminade University of Honolulu hosts college basketball teams Marquette, LSU, Oklahoma State, Princeton, Duke, Arizona State and Illinois State at this 24th annual early invitational championship. Mon., tip off game starts at 9:30 a.m., Tu., semi finals start at 8:30 a.m., Wed., championship game at 5 p.m., Lahaina Civic Center, www.mauiinvitational.com for more info.

Walk, Run, Train - Every Thu and Tue. Whether you’re a walker or a runner, you’ve got a group to train with. 5:30 p.m., Runner's Paradise, Maui Mall, 8775300.

Tai Chi - Every Tuesday. Practice the 36 movements of the “short yang” style of tai chi chuan. $10 per class.

5:30-6:30 a.m., Unity Church Wailuku, 242-9327.

Pool Hours - Besides the fear of contracting superstrain uku’s, I really enjoy a good swim in a public pool.

Sometimes the thought of dealing with sand is just too much to bear. Kahului, Kihei, Lahaina, War Memorial, Pukalani, and the Old and New Wailuku Pools: M-W, F, S 9 a.m-4 p.m.; Th 10 a.m.-4:30 p.m.; Sun 12-4:30 p.m. These hours can change due to events. To double check you can call, 270-6135.

ART ‘Tis the Season Galleria - Thu., Nov 17 thru Fri., Dec 28. Take a walk down memory lane at the Old Kahului Railroad Building and view new original works

by Al Lagunero, Wilma Nakanora, Todd Campbell and

Lali Groth. Holiday wreaths, garlands and tablescapes

by Dee Christopherson will be on sale, as well as gormet products from the Maui Culinary Academy, baked goods and more. M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; F 6-9 p.m.; Sa-Su 10 a.m.-6 p.m., 101 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 878-3301.

Oil Painting Demonstration - Fri., Nov 16.

Watch Haiku artist Jan Welda create beautiful works of art using her “old masters” oil painting technique.

6:30-9 p.m., Quan Gallery, Front Street, 667-2757.

Art Night - Every Fri. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments. Free and open to the public. 6:30p.m., Front St., Lahaina, 6616284.

WOW Wailea - Every Wed. Meet artists, shmooze, admire art, drink wine and eat pupus. 6:30 p.m. The Shops of Wailea, 874-8583.

Art Bistro - Every Sun. Local artists display their wares, from photography and painting to jewelry and sculptures. 5-10 p.m., Jacques Northshore Bistro, Paia, 269-0961.

POETRY Open Mic - Every night is open mic night at Hawaiian Village Coffee. Kahana Gateway location, call 665-1114.

Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku, 244-0852.

Poetry Reading - Every second Tue, read your original work, your favorite poem, or just come to be inspired. Free. 6:30 p.m., Lahaina Public Library, 6623950.

Open Mind Open Mic - Every Mon. Open Mind Open Mic with spoken word, poetry, comedy—whatever you have to say here’s your chance. 7:30 p.m., Moana Bakery, Paia, 244-9091.

Open Mic - Every Saturday the Maui Media Lab hosts an open mic night for poets, muscicians and others who want to be heard. Sessions are recorded and fed to the internet. All ages are welcome. Free. 69 p.m., Maui Media Lab, Baldwin Ave, zumatribe@yahoo.com.

Poetry Reading - Every second Thu Maui Live Poets Society hosts an open poetry reading on the West side. Free. 6:30- 9 p.m. Lahaina, 661-0517

TV/RADIO The Restless Native Speaks - Every Mon. Maui Time Weekly’s own Starr Begley talks story on the Ed and Greg show. 10 a.m., WILD 105.5 FM. Filipino Language - Mon-Fri. Fred Duldulao, Leo Agcolicol, Rey Patao and Maggie Evangelista host a Filipino language talk show. 4-6 a.m.; 7-10 p.m., KNUI 900 AM. Talk of Maui - Mon-Fri. Fred Guzman talks local, state and national poitics and issues. And every Thursday morning at 7:30, Fred grills Maui Time’s own Anthony Pignataro on the latest issues of the day. 6-8 a.m., KNUI 900 AM. Talk Story - Every Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m., KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145.

Mind Body Spirit - Every Mon from 6:30-9:30 p.m., Tue from 11 a.m.-2 p.m., and Thu at noon. Liah Howard, psychic and guests. KAOI 1110 AM.

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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 11/15 JACQUES 120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

Call for details

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE 355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

Friday 11/16

Saturday 11/17

DJ JP $10, 10pm

Nitelife w/ DJ Danny Fry & DJ PI-O, $5, 10pm

Kenny Roberts No cover

El Vato Loco No cover

Crunch Pups $5, 10pm

Tom Cherry Band No cover, 10pm

KIMOS LAHAINA COOLERS LIFE’S A BEACH

Rampage 9pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

LIQUIDS 49 East Lipoa St., Kihei - 875-0880

KARAOKE Isana Restaurant - Daily, 9 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-1811.

Kobe Japanese Steakhouse - Fri-Sat, 9:30 p.m., 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555.

Lulu’s - Wed, 7 p.m., 1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944.

Sansei - Thu-Fri, 10 p.m., 600 Office Road, Kapalua, 669-6286; Thu-Sat, 10 p.m. Kihei Town Center, 8790004.

Tiffany’s - Daily, 9:30 p.m., 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku, 249-0052.

Unisan - Thu-Sat, 9:30 p.m., 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed-Fri, John Kane; Sat, Harry Troupe; Mon, Tue, Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:309:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cheeseburger In Paradise - Mon, Tue, Scotty Rotten; Wed, Fri, Harry Troup; Thu, Sat, Sun, Brooks McGuire. All sets 4:30-10:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Compadres - Tue, 4 p.m., Damien Awai. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189.

NOVEMBER 15, 2007

Gomega 9pm

Darrell Mansfield 9pm

Ladysmith Bank $25, 9pm

DJ Nexus $10, 9pm

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 9-11:30pm Johnson, 9-11:30pm

Maui Talks - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, call-in talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m. Channel 53.

Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 572-8787.

Words of Peace - Every Wed-Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace. Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 8:30 a.m. Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 573-3084.

Conversations with Friends - Every Thu. Mary Omwake and James Jacobson interview New Thought leaders. 11 a.m., KAOI 1110 AM Smallville - Every Fri. Small Town Maui, a one-hour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. 7 a.m. KAOI, 1110 AM. Call In - Every Fri. Political and public affairs, call-in talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800.

Uncle Charlie’s Corner - Sat. Kahu Charles Kauluwehi Maxwell, Sr. talks story. 6-10 a.m., KNUI 900 AM. Free Zone/ Zona Libre - Every other Sat. A multilingual, multi-cultural radio program featuring world music, fresh thought, live interviews with local and international artists and NO commercial breaks. 6-10 a.m. Mana’o Radio 91.5 FM. Maui Matters - Sat-Sun. Pacific Radio Group News Director Wendy Osher discusses local issues. 1-2 p.m., KNUI 900 AM. Spanish Language - Sat-Sun. Carlos David Hernandez discusses news and plays music in Spanish. 2-4 p.m., KNUI 900 AM. Japanese Language - Sun. Yumi’s long-running Japanese language show. 7-8:30 p.m., KNUI 900 AM. Save Honolua - Every Wed at 8 p.m and Thu at 7:30 a.m., AKAKU Channel 53.

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TUE - Da Ha-y-ans, No cover; WED - Chico & Da Kine; No cover MON - DJ Boomshot, No cover, 10pm WED -Tom Cherry Band, $5, 10pm

Live Reggae Music No cover, 9pm

Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661–7082

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

Jared No cover

Monday 11/19 – Wednesday 11/21

Micah Wolf No cover, 10pm

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

LOBBY LOUNGE

Sunday 11/18

Nils & Anastasia 9-11:30pm

Cool Cat Cafe - Mon, Fri, Sat - Dave Carroll; Tue Jazz Night; Wed - Erin Smith. all sets 7:30-10 p.m.

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Ernest Pua’a; Sat, Sun, Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret Roback.

Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Braddah Brian & Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika;. Sat, “TBA”; Sun, Ryan Tanaka & Friends; Mon,“TBA”; Tue, Albert & Roy; Wed, An Den. Late sets 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Ka`anapali Parkway, Building P, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Mon-Sat, Acoustic music.

All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi`ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787.

Kimo’s - Mon- Wed, Sat, Sun, Sam Ahia. Fri, TBA. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Leilani’s On The Beach - Fri, Scott Baird;. Sat, JD and Harry; Sun, Kilohana. All sets 2:30-5 p.m. 2435 Ka`anapali Pkwy, Building J, 661-4495.

Longhi’s - Fri, Crazy Fingers; Sat, Scotty Rotten. All sets 5-7 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288.

Moose McGillycuddy’s, Lahaina - Fri, Llayne & France; Sat, Mark & Mike; Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., 667-7758.

Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Fri, AnRil; Sat, John Taylor. All sets 7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881.

Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Sea House Restaurant - Thu, Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincade Basques; Sun, Andrew; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 6:30 or 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapi`ilani Rd., Napili, 669-1500.

SOUTH MAUI Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Fri, Salsa & Latin; Sat, “Tory Smith”- Island music. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, 875-2910.

Gian Dons - Wed, Sat, Earl Love & Ken Stover; Thu, Bobby Ingram; Fri, Nezzo. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041 Longhi’s - Sat, acustic music. 9 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883 Ma`alaea Grill - Thu, Fri, Sat, Benoit Jazz Works. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206.

Moose McGillycuddy’s, Kihei - Sat, Anuhea; Sun, Teri Garrison. All sets 5-7 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8600.

Mulligan’s on the Blue - Sat, Sun, Celtic Tigers; Mon, Gypsy Pacific; All sets 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Thu, Sun, Tue, Tony & Peter; Fri, Eclipse; Sat, Erin Smith; Mon, Kanoa; Wed, Kenny Roberts. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei Rd., Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café - Sun, Mon, Brian; Wed, Sat, Merv Oana Thu; Fri Margie; Tue Jamie Lawrence. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho; Fri, Kaleo Cullen; Sat, Louise Lambert; Sun, Mon, Kenny Roberts; Tue, Ramen & Cora; Wed, Keoki Ruiz.

All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 874-6284.

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Booze Braddas 9pm

MON - Open Mic, No cover, 10pm; TUE - Kanoa & Shawn, No cover, 10pm; WED - DJ Nexus, No cover, 10pm WED - Ballroom, Country, Swing Dance

Dr. Nat, 9-11:30pm

MON - Nils & Anastasia, 9-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 9-11:30pm

AK’s Cafe - Fri, Ron Kuala’au. 6:15 p.m. , Sat Tarvin Makai 6:15 p.m.1237 L. Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774.

Café Marc Aurel - Tue, Live Music; Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market St., Wailuku, 2440852.

Main Street Bistro - Th-Fri, Rhythm & Blues with Freedom. 5-7:30 p.m.. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 2446816.

Mañana Garage - Mon, Neto & Friends. 6:30-9 p.m.; Fri, Louise Lambert & Jose Ortiz, 8:30-11:30 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

Sushi Go - Wed, Live music. 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

Wow-wee Maui Cafe - Sat, Bradduh Francis, 8:3011:30 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI Hana Hou Cafe - Thu, Haiku Hillbillys Randall; Wed, Tom Conway and Randall Rospond. Sat, Westley Furumoto and Steve McGee. All sets 6-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661.

Jacque’s - Mon, Live Jazz. 5 p.m. 120 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8844.

Livewire Cafe - Tue, Green Room Blue; Wed, Eddie Float; Saturday, Joshua. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 137 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-6009.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI ■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 Nohea Kai Dr, Lahaina, 661-1234 Weeping Banyan Lounge - Nightly, Live music. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

■ KAANAPALI BEACH CLUB 104 Ka`anapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu, Live music; Fri, Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue, Ernest Pua`a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

■ KA`ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 661-0011 Kupanaha - Nightly, Hula show, 6:30-7:30 p.m.

Tiki Courtyard - Nightly, Alanui with Uncle Rudi; Sun, Hula show. All sets 6:30 p.m.

■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Thu, Kincaid and Albert; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincaid Basques; Sun, Kapule Paoa; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m.

■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 Keka`a Dr., Ka`anapali, 661-3611 Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat, Live Hawaiian.

6-8 p.m.

■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar - Nightly, Hula dancing during sets. Thu, Mon, Tue, Bobby and Ralph; Fri, Ralph and Allan; Sat, Sun, Fausto and Kawaika; Wed, Nathan and Ralph. All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly.

■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Ono Bar & Grille - Thu, Sat, Steve Sargenti; Fri, Larry Golis; Sun, Margie Heart; Mon, Ernest Puaa;

Tue, Brian Haia; Wed, Pam Peterson. Tue-Sun shows, 6-9 p.m. Mon, 5:30-9 p.m.

Tropica - (Early sets) Thu, Wed, Brian Haia; Fri, Sat, Mon, Marvin Tevaga; Sun, Josh Kahula; Tue, Ernest Pua`a. Early sets 3-6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat, Tue, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Steve Sargenti; Mon, Josh Kahula. Late sets 6-9 p.m.

SOUTH MAUI ■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 Wailea Alanui, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu, Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran; Sat, Mon, Island Style Trio with hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson; Fri, Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis; Sat, Mon, Nils and Anastasia; Sun, Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria; Wed, Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata. Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly.

■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 Wailea Alanui, 875-1234 Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

Humuhumunukunukuapua`a - Nightly, 5:30 p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo. ■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 Wailea Alanui, 875-4100 Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 Wailea Alanui East Wing - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth.

Lower Courtyard - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie Lawerence and Friends.

■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 Wailea Alanui, 879-1922 Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly, Hula dancing. 6-9 p.m.

Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly, Live music. 9-11 p.m.

■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 Wailea Alanui, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace - Wed, Thu, Bobby Krueger; Fri, Mahalo Greg; Sat, Rama Camarillo; Sun, Mondo Kane; Mon, Tue, Lono. All sets 6-9 p.m.

■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge - (Very early sets) Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Very early sets 9 a.m-1 p.m.

(Followed by) Thu, Sat, Sun, Tue, Ron Kuala’au; Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Early sets 6 p.m.

(Followed by) Thu, Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Late sets 8:30-10:30 p.m.

EAST MAUI ■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI Hana, 248-8211 Paniolo Lounge - Thu-Sun, Live music. 6:30-9:30 p.m.

Main Dining Room - Thu, Sun, Hula dancing. 7:308:15 p.m.

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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 11/15 LONGHI’S 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

Saturday 11/17

Sunday 11/18

Crazy Fingers $5, 9:30pm

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S

Friday 11/16

Neto Latin Salsa No cover, 9pm

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WED - DJ Zeke, 10pm

The Willy’s & DJ Shaggy No cover, 9pm

DJ Shaggy No cover, 10pm

WED - Hip Hop & Flip Flops, $7, 10pm

Louise Lambert & Jose Ortiz No cover, 9pm

33 Lono Ave, Kahului - 873-0220

MON - Salsa, TUE - Rainbow Night

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WED - Open Mic Night, 10:30pm

4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana - 669-3474

DJ Jo Jo 9pm

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8600

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

OYSTER BAR 744 Front St., Lahaina - 661-9090

DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm

DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm

DJ Mello Yello No cover, 9pm

Live Music No cover, 9pm

MON - DJ Mello Yello, 9pm; TUE DJ Mackie Mac, 9pm, WED - DJ Mellow Yellow, 9pm

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Celtic Tigers

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MON - Gypsy Pacific; TUE - Randall Respond; WED Steve Sargenti

Wee D’ono No cover, 10pm

Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm

Hazmatt No cover, 10pm

Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm

DJ El Gato No cover, 10pm

DJ Boomshot No cover, 10pm

DJ Nutmeg No cover, 10pm

Live Music No cover, 9pm

MON - WED - Lounge & Beats Nights

Kanoa of Gomega No cover, 10pm

MON - DJ JP, No cover, 10pm; TUE - DJ Boomshot, No cover, 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups, No cover, 10pm

505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

DJ Durty No cover, 10pm

Freaky Friday w/DJ Sonny No cover, 10pm

DJ Magnetic, DJ Del Sol No cover, 10pm DJ Blast, $15, 9:30pm

SPATS TRATTORIA Hyatt Regency, Ka`anapali - 667-4727

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

Crunch Pups No cover, 9:30pm

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S O C I E T Y Join the dedicated team of animal welfare professionals

VETERINARY ASSISTANT Responsible, under supervision of the staff veterinarian, for routine health examinations & health maintenance for all animals sheltered by the Maui Humane Society.

Qualifications: Min. 21 years of age. Must be a high school graduate with two or more years veterinary experience preferred. Must be able to lift at least 50 lbs.

Deadline: December 5 Mail or fax resume to: Apply in person at: Director of Veterinary Services Maui Humane Society P.O. Box 1047 Mokulele Highway Puunene, HI 96748 Puunene-Kihei, HI 96748 Fax: (808) 877-5033 Phone: (808) 877-3680 An equal opportunity employer.

DESTINATION RESORTS HAWAII, INC.

West Maui’s most exclusive established resort in prestigious Napili Bay is seeking candidates for the following positions:

Front Office Front Office Agent – PT Sea House Restaurant Host/Hostess – PT (PM shifts) Server – Casual (AM & PM shifts) Bushelp – PT (AM shifts) Excellent benefits offered for part-time and full-time positions including: 401(k) with company match, medical and dental coverage, life insurance, flexible spending plan, duty meal, uniforms, F&B discounts, educational assistance and more.

Apply in person: Human Resources Office 5900 Honoapiilani Rd., Lahaina HI 96761 Tuesday: 2:00 – 4:00 p.m. or Thursday/Friday 9:00 - 11:00 a.m. *Equal Opportunity Employer/Drug Free Workplace/M/F/D/V

DESTINATION RESORTS HAWAII, INC.

Come and venture into an exciting world with Destination Resorts Hawaii, Inc. We are seeking self-motivated, experienced individuals to provide exceptional guest service. Ideal candidates need to be service-oriented, reliable, responsible and honest.

Come and venture into an exciting world with Destination Resorts Hawaii, Inc. We are seeking self-motivated, experienced individuals to provide exceptional guest service. Ideal candidates need to be service-oriented, reliable, responsible and honest.

MAINTENANCE PERSON

RENTAL SUPERVISOR II (F/T)

Based on qualifications: $16.50 - $21.00

Based on qualifications: $16.50 - $22.00

Minimum requirements: High school diploma or equivalent; minimum one year work experience in various tasks related to variety of trades (i.e. carpentry, painting, airconditioning, plumbing, electrical, drywall and use of small tools), able to lift 50-75 lbs.; valid Hawaii State driver license; clean driving record.

High school diploma or high school equivalency certificate; college degree preferred; at least 1 year of supervisory experience in condo/resort preferred; good oral and written communication skills; detail-oriented; ability to interact and build positive relationships with others; ability to stand and/or sit for long periods; ability to walk for long distances; able to lift 20-30 pounds; valid Hawaii driver’s license and clean driving record required; computer skills required; working knowledge of SMS property management system and Microsoft Office programs preferred.

MAINTENANCE SUPERVISOR Based on qualifications: $22.00 Minimum requirements: High school diploma or equivalent; minimum two years experience supervisory skills; minimum two years work experience in various tasks related to variety of trades (i.e. carpentry, painting, air-conditioning, plumbing, electrical, drywall and use of small tools), valid Hawaii State driver license; clean driving record.

HOUSEKEEPERS (F/T AND P/T)

Excellent benefits package and bonus incentives!

Apply online at: www.destinationhotels.com/careers.php Human Resources located in Kihei at the Azeka Mauka Shopping Center, 1279 S. Kihei Road, Suite 118B (behind Powerhouse Gym)

Excellent benefits package and bonus incentives!

Apply online at: www.destinationhotels.com/careers.php Human Resources located in Kihei at the Azeka Mauka Shopping Center, 1279 S. Kihei Road, Suite 118B (behind Powerhouse Gym)

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Based on qualifications: *$14.50 (*Piecework basis comparable to a potential average hourly wage.)

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LAHAINA SCRIMSHAW Must be honest, enthusiastic & flexible. guaranteed hrly, comm., bonus, 401(k), excl medical benefits. 661-8820

Ka`anapali Bar and Grill located at the Ka`anapali Resort Golf Course seeking Wait Help, Line Cook Please respond to Rene at 808-342-3595

Chez Paul Restaurant

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Part-Time COOK, possibly Full-Time.

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KUSH FINE ART

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SALES ASSOCIATES WHALERS VILLAGE Full-time positions include: 1) HMSA or Kaiser, 2) Dental, 3) 401K 4) Profit Sharing, 5) Monthly store contest 6) Commission, 7) Paid 2 weeks vacation after 1 year FT/PT POSITIONS AVAILABLE $12.00/hr + COMMISSION Apply in person Tues-Sat or email resume to mark@martinandmacarthur.com

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EXCITING NEW STORE

opening December 1st in the Shops at the Hyatt Regency Maui is accepting applications for full time & part time

SALES ASSOCIATES If you have excellent customer service skills, enjoy selling lingerie, maternity wear & children’s apparel in the most incredible environment on Maui, then this might be the place for you.

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JOIN OUR FIVE-STAR TEAM! ASSISTANT MANAGER RELIEF MANAGER CASHIERS F/T FISH CUTTER CLERKS: PRODUCE COURTESY • GROCERY FT & PT positions. Customer service oriented individuals needed for our Honokowai Store in Maui.

Excellent benefits. Flexible shifts available.

An Equal Opportunity Employer

Full-time positions available at Wailea Point Village. Salary starts at $13.50 per hour depending on experience. Janitorial experience a plus. Daily duties include; cleaning office, fitness center, and pool facilities. Daily, weekly, and monthly cleaning schedules for courtyard entries, collection of trash and recycling.

Exceptional guest service a must to succeed in this position. Generous benefit package. Call 879-7267 or fax your resume to 879-4651.

Pre-employment drug screening is required.

SAND PEOPLE | Whalers Village Immediate position for P/T Sales Associates If you would like to be a part of our great team of sales associates at our Sand Kids Store. Please stop by and fill out an application.

Great starting pay, plus bonus and commission.

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HONOKOWAI OKAZUYA Dishwasher/Prep Must be available 4pm to 10pm (Thurs.-Sat.)

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SECURITY OFFICERS Freeman Guards, Inc. Accepting applications for various positions w/flexible hours.

Benefits available. Driver’s license preferred, not required.

Retirees are welcome. Apply at: 210 Imi Kala St., Ste. 4 Wailuku Industrial Call 244-7052

DAVID PAUL’S LAHAINA GRILL Host/Hostess & Server Assistant - FullTime. Excellent Benefits. Apply at our Office 9am-4pm. Located at the Mind’s Eye Square, 1068 Limahana Place, Suite 3

667-5117 or fax resume to 661-5478

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10:30 to 1 pm & 3 to 5 pm.

AUTO BODY TECHNICIAN Good Benefits. Must be experienced & have own tools.

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PATROL PERSONNEL ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A CASUAL POSITION? Wailea Point AOAO has immediate Patrol positions available. We are seeking employees who are interested in the Patrol field. Our starting salary is $15.00/hr. If you are reliable, have great customer service skills and pay attention to detail call us at 879-7267 or fax your resume to 879-4651.

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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE RARELY AVAILABLE Spacious 3 bedroom, 2 bath Iao Parkside condo conveniently located near schools, parks, shopping, and the ocean. Great, affordable alternative to buying a 3 bedroom house. $339,000.

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Now Hiring Full-Time & Part-Time: Transportation Security Officers Officers provide security and protection for air travelers, airports and aircraft.

Full-Time (Kahului): Starting at $35,754 per year Plus Benefits Part-Time (Kahului): Starting at $17.13 per hour Plus Benefits (Includes 25% Cost of Living Allowance and 25% Retention Pay)

Full-Time (Lanai): Starting at $29,795 per year Plus Benefits Part-Time (Lanai): Starting at $14.28 per hour Plus Benefits (Includes 25% Cost of Living Allowance) TSA will pay the maximum Government contribution for health benefits under the TSA Health Benefit Incentive for Part-Time TSO's. All part-time TSO's will pay the same lower cost for federal health benefits as full-time employees.

Minimum Requirements: U.S. Citizenship or U.S. National • High school diploma, GED or equivalent, or one year of security or aviation screening experience • English proficiency • Pre-employment medical evaluation • Pass a background/credit check

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SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) My favorite lovers have been wild boys in and out of bed, but I’ve also had loads of fun with guys who were outwardly prudish but insanely passionate behind closed doors. That sharp contrast felt like a dirty secret I was excited to be in on. Is the person you’re currently interested in all they seem? Not really. I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised to learn that they’ve got layers and layers—each one more interesting than the last. So what are you waiting for? It’s going to take time to get to that juicy, fascinating center. Start peeling!

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) In the past, when choosing between safety and adventure, you’ve nearly always selected the riskier option. Why bask in the familiar when you can venture into the unknown? Now, though, something in you is urging you towards the safer, more comfortable option. I’m surprised you’re resisting it so much. What’s that about? Adventure out of habit? You’ve done the venturing-boldly-into-the-unknown-thing, many times. Weirdly, that’s the familiar choice. This would actually be venturing into the unknown: being safe, secure, and responsible. If you have an impulse in that direction, why don’t you give that a try this time?

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Tiny details can hugely affect your day-to-day happiness and wellbeing. For me, sunlight, warmth, and a few sensual pleasures can make me start my day happily (I’ve grown fond of hot bubble baths and creamy cold coffee drinks, for example). Sure, it’s possible for me to be happy without these things, but I’ve got to work harder at it. Why bother? It’s easy enough to set myself up with a few things that’ll automatically make my life much more pleasurable. This week, improve your baseline of happiness. Make it so you don’t have to work so hard to be euphorically happy—simply because it’s not so far from where you start each day.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) You’re neither imbecile nor enlightened monk. You’d have to be one of those to enter new situations with a truly blank mind, free of all expectations. Don’t delude yourself into thinking you’ve managed to rid yourself of all preconceived notions about something. You may have succeeded at burying them out of sight, so you’re not even aware of how they’re skewing your perception, but they’re still there.

Acknowledge that, and you’ll at least be able to account for them, and adjust accordingly. This week dig them up and put them on the table. You want to see things clearly, at least, don’t you? That’s the only way.

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PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Admit it, you’re in love with the tension between what you have and what you wish you could have— perhaps more in love with that delicious limbo than with the dream that’s generating it. In other words, you’d rather stay here, between reality and fantasy, instead of proceeding onwards to actual fulfillment of that fantasy. Deep down you know that getting what you want would mean sullying it by bringing it down into the gritty real world, rife with compromises. Accept it. This is actually where you want to be.

Relax. Take pleasure in where you are, instead of pretending you’d really rather be someplace else.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Get over it. Yes, your feelings are hurt, and with good reason. But in the grand scheme of things this is no big deal. It might be hard to let go, because this time you’re 100 percent in the right (and how often does that happen?). But you should let go of it anyway. The person who did you wrong has done you right many, many times, so letting him or her off the hook for this one (admittedly grievous) mistake is the least you can do. There’s no need for emotionally grueling discussions, begging for forgiveness, or any of that.

Just move on, without drama. Once you do (and once the indignation passes) you’ll realize it was exactly the right thing to do.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) As I age, I reflect on people who influenced me growing up. I’m fascinated by how my perception of them changes as I approach and pass the ages they were when I knew them; my respect for them grows or diminishes accordingly. You know how difficult it is to understand someone who’s coming from an incredibly different place in their lives, especially if it’s somewhere you’ve never been. Give them the benefit of the doubt this week, and don’t judge them too harshly, even if you currently disagree. Watch what you say. You may have to eat your words in a couple decades. Not only will they not taste good—it might then be too late to take them back in any case.

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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Miscalculations are the name of the game this week. If you plan a party, you’ll either be swimming in food and booze for your paltry handful of guests, or you’ll be drowning in partygoers complaining there’s not enough food or booze. Goldilocks is on holiday and “just right” is a phrase that will not apply to anything you do this week. I know I’m always encouraging people to trust their instincts, but this week your normally astute intuition is way off. Don’t try to get anything spot on. Err on the side of caution, and choose the options that accommodate the widest range of possibilities. It might cost more money, but it’ll save your nerves.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Prepare to square off with your significant other (or the closest thing you have to one). This is a tough situation. The problem is s/he’s being unrealistically optimistic and idealistic about a certain aspect of your future, and you’re trying your best to see and deal with things as they are. Recognize that it’s painful for some people to wake up to reality, and it sucks for you to have to play the role of alarm clock. However, resist the temptation to let them sleep in. Even if that feels like the kind thing to do, it’s actually patronizing and cruel. It’s time, my dear. Ring your bell and wake them up.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Your two astrological commandments this week are: Be more responsible, and play more. At first blush, these two things may seem to be at opposite poles, but they’re actually quite symbiotic. The fewer loose ends you’ve got lying around or weighing on your mind, the more free you’ll feel to cut loose, without the guilt or anxiety that otherwise might weigh heavy on your mind. It’s actually quite simple, and immediately viable—you’ll get instant, very gratifying results. Now go get shit done, Leo, so you can do nothing. Pay your bills so you can play!

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Let there be delighted confusion! My wish is for you to experience bewildered joy. It’s not often you let yourself get swept off your feet by a person or experience. It’s not exactly in your control freak nature (I say that in the most affectionate way). But I hope by now you’ve gotten at least a chance or two to experience the exhilarating thrill of truly letting go and letting the wind take you wherever it wants, and not knowing exactly what will happen, or when, how, or why. This week, give that another go. The astrological currents are flowing strongly in very delicious directions; the worst thing you could do is try to swim against them.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) These aren’t irreconcilable differences, though they may feel that way. You and your buddy, though you usually see eye-to-eye on most things, are viewing this particular scenario from such different angles you can’t even be sure you’re looking at the same thing. Each of you finds the other’s perspective virtually inconceivable. But let’s keep molehills from becoming mountains. Your buddy isn’t arguing that killing people is alright, or that his heroin addiction is healthy. The topics under debate are abstract philosophical ideas. You don’t have to agree with his views on reincarnation, or Machiavellian ethics. If he can accept that your principles are different than his, you should be able to do the same. Once you get that out of the way, you’ll find you can probably go back to getting along famously.

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Obsession Once, it was all about expensive panties. Then it was yoga–mostly the clothes, but sometimes the positions. The Dune series by Frank Herbert was a biggie, as was professional wrestling, erotica, organic cotton, New Kids on the Block, pole dancing, felines and Reiki.

My interests don’t really follow a pattern when it comes to subject matter, but they always unfold the same way: I get obsessed.

I’m not interested in a bunch of things at once–that would be impossible.

And crazy: multiple obsessions would be exhausting.

Of course, obsessions are expensive. It’s a given that I need all the cool things that come along with it. That’s part of what make obsessions so awesome.

Pole dancing was one of the more pricey interests. First, there was the pole (I got one of the best money can buy), then came the instructional DVD’s, books and apparel. I still have a drawer full of stripper clothes that I never wear anymore (feathers make me sneeze).

Shoes have become a touchy subject in my house. I bought 15 pairs of stilettos during my pole-dancing craze–the coolest and, consequently, the least practical, are black vinyl with eight-inch heels. They make me feel like I’m walking on chopsticks. I wore them for almost five minutes, then they joined the other lost soles in the back of the closet.

Then, one day, I lost interest. It’s not really a gradual thing; I just stop because, for whatever reason, it just doesn’t do it for me anymore.

My new obsession is ghost hunting and paranormal research. This is one of my stranger interests. It was unexpected–kind of like falling for George Costanza or discovering that Danielle Steele books are highly entertaining.

Lately, I’ve been spooking around graveyards, reading up on the paranormal, buying techy-gadgets and downloading episodes of Ghost Hunter like a crazy person.

The other day, I even visited the Bailey House Museum in Wailuku to see if I could catch anything unexplainable or maybe hear a ghost story from one of the workers. It’s definitely creepy there, but then again, it’s an old house with a bunch of old furniture so that’s not saying much.

The pre-contact Hawai‘i stuff was interesting–I was especially taken with the “dog-tooth” necklace. This thing had about 500 canines strung onto it.

Since a dog’s mouth holds no more than four canine teeth, we’re talking a lot of dead dogs. Plus, they were all pretty, unchipped teeth. I was a vet-tech for six years and let me tell you, nice dog teeth aren’t common.

My guess is that these dogs either died young (but old enough to have very large teeth) or were raised specifically for pretty choppers. Either way, it’s freaky.

The Bailey House bedrooms gave me shivers, but that’s probably because I’m creeped out by old dresses and dolls. While walking around in the rooms, I felt like I was trespassing. Granted, I was envisioning the old inhabitants of the house walking around with me.

When I was done, I asked the woman at the front desk if anyone had ever complained of ghosts, and she said that several volunteers had mentioned cases of the heebie-jeebies, but that she had never experienced anything herself.

“But I’m here all the time so they’re probably used to me,” she said. “I do my thing, they do their thing.”

I’d totally pay the five bucks admission again to take some of my new equipment in for a hardcore investigation. I’m anticipating barking—a whole lot of barking.

Starr Begley’s first boyfriend was Joshua, who had really cool cuffed jeans and used to smooch her hand at preschool. MTW

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