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• This Week’s Picks Elizabeth: The Golden Age ( )

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Dear Shameless Press Release, My neighbors simply will not shut up. Morning, noon and night, they’re out there on their deck, drinking and smoking and carrying on as though they’re the only ones in the building.

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-Pissed in Paia Dear Pissed, ANAHEIM, Calif.—Author J. L. Greenberg pays homage to the nameless men and women who protected the country on Sept. 11 and continue to protect America today in his new book, The Unknown Warriors: The Battle Begins (published by AuthorHouse).

Army Officer Ronald Lee Alexander, known as Alex, and his wife, Officer Lynda Alexander, are both dedicated to protecting and serving the United States to preserve the future of their two children. Alex is planning with a task force on how to best protect the country when the Twin Towers and Pentagon are attacked.

Dear Shameless Press Release, There’s this guy at work that will not stop hitting on me. He’s really old and creepy and gets all weird when I tell him to leave me alone. Frankly, I’m sick of it. Also, I think the stapler is trying to kill me. Is there any hope?

-Mad in Ma‘alaea Dear Mad, Though the president wants to return to Washington to take charge, he is instructed to remain in the air when a plot to assassinate him is uncovered. One of the terrorists in charge of the assassination plot is killed, and the other one is captured and wounded. When the terrorist’s escape plan proves successful, the pursuit begins.

Desperate to stop them before they unleash a deadly fungus known as the Yellow Death into the American population and personally involved after he discovers that his wife is being deployed in Operation Iraqi Freedom, Alex chases them to Boston, Florida and even Hawaii. Will he put a stop to their evil plot to destroy America? Will he live through the ordeal to continue to protect his family and fellow citizens? Find out in the riveting conclusion to this action novel with an important message.

Dear Shameless Press Release, I thought you were killed three years in a grease fire in South Bend. It was in all the papers. My friend says I’m thinking of William Conrad, who played the Fatman in Jake and the Fatman, but I don’t think so. So which is it?

-Wondering in Wailuku Dear Wondering, Greenberg grew up in Miami Beach, Fla., attended college in the Los Angeles area and earned his master’s degree in Hawaii. He attended law school, started his private practice and then worked as a mental health hearing officer. He served as an administrative law judge in California for 16 years before retiring and returning to private practice.

Greenberg has since returned to the bench, where he serves as a part-time judge. He has spoken at many seminars and legal programs, and his writing experience includes articles for law reviews, professional magazines and journals. He now lives in Orange County, Calif., with his wife, and they often visit their child and grandchild in Texas. This is his first novel, but he is currently working on a sequel titled, Without Mental Reservation. MTW

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ehbrah@mauitime.com Eh, tattoo girl! My, my, you finally got your big new boobs, ring and car.

You were all fixed up and fed with lots of promises. But the implants hadn’t even healed and off you went.

You took that poor sucker for a fool.

Maybe you should have thought less about your image and more about getting your boy back in school. What kind of mother keeps her kid out of school for a year just because she can’t keep her mind clear, is obsessed with her looks, and is working on the shady side? On this island, it’s the size of your heart—not your breasts—that makes life good.

We thrive on honesty, trust and pono. Remember how you laughed at that when I explained it to you? Well, you can make fun of the locals if you want, but Pono means, “Do the right thing.” And you obviously don’t live island style.

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Ferry Godmother On Tuesday morning, after a full month of pleadings, testimony, and cross-examination in Maui Circuit Court regarding Hawaii Superferry, Judge Joseph Cardoza issued the longawaited ruling on a request to keep the ferry service docked until an environmental document is prepared. The standing-room only crowd in his fourth floor courtroom listened intently, hanging on every word.

“It is not our place to rewrite the laws,” Cardoza spoke. He read verbatim from portions of Chapter 343 of the Hawaii Revised Statutes, adopted in accordance with the Hawaii Environmental Policies Act. He explained that HRS 343.5, “sets forth a process which must be followed, requiring acceptance of a final document [Environmental Assessment or Environmental Impact Statement] prior to commencement of the proposed action.”

Cardoza concluded that after, “careful, thoughtful, thorough analysis of the issues, the law gives the court a clear, concise direction.” He ordered an injunction preventing Superferrry’s use of Kahului Harbor facilities previously exempted from environmental review, and declared the Operating Agreement between the Hawaii Department of Transportation and Superferry to be void.

In the halls outside the courtroom after the hearing, a barrage of Honolulu television cameras and lights surrounded Isaac Hall, attorney for three Maui groups that challenged the DOT’s original exemption of the project from environmental review. “I think it’s about time that Hawaii Superferry started telling the truth to the people in Hawaii,” stated Hall. He explained that one of the corporation’s directors had just revealed that the long-range plan would eventually encompass five fastferry vessels shuttling between the islands, not just two.

Representatives of environmental groups, and even Maui’s mayor expressed their gratification at Judge Cardoza’s ruling, upholding the integrity of Hawaii’s environmental laws. It vindicated that concerns over Superferry impacts first raised three years ago were indeed valid.

Yet, Tuesday afternoon, Governor Linda Lingle met with Senate President Colleen Hanabusa and House Speaker Calvin Say to discuss convening a special legislative session to consider passing a law to allow Superferry to sail. Hall was asked to comment on the possibility of a special session. “It’s always been a terrible idea to bail out one business or corporation that made a bad business decision,” he replied.

“Because the state and Hawaii Superferry chose the path of putting their heads in the sand and trying to deny that an EA was required, they’re in this situation now.”

Governor Lingle recently said she had, “never experienced the level of rudeness,” as she did appearing before a crowd of around 1,000 citizens on Kauai, where the intent of the meeting was to explain security measures to be implemented in the harbor upon the next arrival of Hawaii Superferry.

Perhaps Lingle forgot the treatment she herself gave to Kauai citizens months ago, when they arrived at her Honolulu office to present a petition with 6,500 signatures, seeking an EIS before implementing ferry service. Lingle and her staff turned away the Kauai contingent, without accepting the petition or giving them audience.

Will Lingle, the “ferry godmother”, add fuel to the fire of Neighbor Island discontent by encouraging a special session to undermine existing environmental laws?

Judge Cardoza, in his preamble to the final ruling, sought to diffuse the divisiveness of the issues. “We can have different view,” said Cardoza, “but we do not need to have a divided community. Show respect and concern for your fellow citizens, and work to resolve the issues before us today.”

Wise words, indeed. –MTW

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The little fire ant, found on the Big Island in 1999, poses great risks to humans, animals, and the future of agriculture in Hawaii. While the stinging insect has not become established on Maui, recent Circuit Court testimony regarding the Hawaii Superferry revealed the likelihood of introductions between islands, and the shortcomings of Department of Agriculture’s ability for rapid response and eradication of transported pests.

Native to Central and South America and the Caribbean, the little fire ant (wasmannia auropunctata) is a mere sixteenth of an inch long— about as long as a penny is thick. Yet it packs a painful stinging bite when disturbed. The sting raises large, red welts, which may last for days, with intense itching. Like many other Hawaii invasive pest species, it is likely that it hitchhiked over in shipped nursery stock.

Originally detected in the Puna area eight years ago, the little fire ant has since been identified at more than 50 infestation sites. Kauai eradicated a colony which appeared in 1999, only to find more in the Kalihiwai area in 2004. A Cooperative Extension Service Alien Pest Alert from May of that year stated, “Containment actions are being taken, but limited resources and personnel, and pesticide label use restrictions, have made it difficult to eradicate all the infestations there.”

Such is the case, in general, for alien pest eradication efforts statewide. Incoming passengers and freight on route to Hawaii are not afforded the same degree of inspection as those leaving the state. Noble efforts by Invasive Species Committees on each island are limited by funding appropriations. The Hawaii Department of Agriculture hasn’t come close to filling the nineteen inspectors and three dogs recommended in a 2002 risk assessment at Kahului airport.

DOA’s Plant Quarantine Branch manager Carol Okada testified recently in Maui Circuit Court, regarding an injunction to keep the Superferry in port until mandated environmental studies are complete.

She stated, “[Invasive pests] will continue to move as it’s doing now. It’s just a matter of time. ...As long as people move and cargo moves, invasive species will move.”

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“We don’t expect Superferry to be able to detect pests or disease on a plant, that is our job,” she said.

But, the diminutive little fire ant, barely detectable to the human eye, is unlikely to be successfully screened, even by trained inspectors. There are now more than fifty verified infestation sites covering several hundred acres in Puna, Hilo, up the Hamakua coast, down to Kalapana, and to Mountain View. But Tommy Thompson, researcher with the UH College of Tropical Agriculture says, “It’s way more than that,” noting that there are pockets of ant colonies, “all over Hilo, in many neighborhoods”.

Thompson has been testing to see what registered pesticides and baits can help control the little fire ant. Currently, they use Amdro, which he says, “will knock them down, but not out”. Without ongoing treatment, they will bounce back to their original numbers within 5-6 weeks. Amdro, says Thompson, was also developed for a different kind of ant–and in dry areas such as Texas–not in rainy Hilo and Puna.

Moreover, this ant is “unbelievably

adaptive,” says Thompson. Rather than spot colonies, there tends to be blanket coverage in infested areas. And, these tiny ants are arboreal, so pesticide baits aren’t effective where they reside in trees, often underneath bark, moss, or lichen.

Workers brushing branches in macadamia nut or fruit orchards may find ants dropping on them, stinging them repeatedly. The little fire ant, “wiped out the coffee industry in the Galapagos Islands,” says Thompson. It presumably has not yet been carried to the Kona side of the Big Island, known for its world famous coffee, but it may just be a matter of time.

Even if there were an intra-island quarantine to prevent transport of plant materials from Hilo to Kona, the ant might find other ways. Thompson reported finding a single macadamia nut with a tiny hole bored in it. Inside was an entire functional colony, with queens, workers, and brood.

“The biggest thing right now is that we don’t have the tools necessary to fight it,” said Thompson. He described an see ANT, page 11

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WATER & POWER And Wailuku Water Co. rises a notch on news that Central and South Maui customers are ever closer to the county Board of Water Supply instituting mandatory—MANDATORY!—10 percent water reductions if they don’t stop using so much damn water. Man, I wish I had one them water companies. Then all you peasants would have to bow before me!

What, that’s not how it works? Well, maybe if it did we wouldn’t have this problem… MTW

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Advertiser, Hawaiian Airlines Chief Executive Officer Mark Dunkerley cried foul saying, “Mesa’s true colors showed through today. ...The notion that they are here to bring cheap inter-island travel is untrue.” Makes you stop and think: Wait. Could this possibly be the case? There was also news today that showed that Hilary Clinton is backed by more current legislators than any other democratic candidate. And if she won?

That would mean that Mauians would have a female mayor, governor, and president. They’d all be women. It would be a first, that’s all I’m saying.

THURSDAY, Oct. 4

WEDNESDAY, Oct. 3 You gotta love marketing that poses as news. The Star Bulletin printed a fascinating news item today. It talked about a new poll showing support for Superferry. “The poll was conducted by QMark Research, owned by the marketing firm Anthology Marketing Group, which is handling the Superferry account through its public relations firm, McNeil Wilson Communications,” said the story.

Um, okay. In other news today, Hawaiian Airlines is suing Mesa Airlines (the owners of go!) for using unauthorized trade secrets to get ahead.

In today’s Honolulu

Maui News reported today on a meeting called by Marilyn Parris, the woman in charge of Haleakala National Park.

She announced that there’ll be no commercial bike tours in the park for 60 days while they study why three people have died on bike tours this year. The irony is one competitor’s client was actually killed by another competing company’s van.

Obviously this is a serious and horrendous accident and evidently the bike rider simply lost control. But, there’s still an obvious elephant in the room here. And, it’s not that the park superintendent is female. Honolulu Advertiser reports that Disney’s coming to Oahu to open a themed hotel. The theme? Hawaiian.

Whoa. Imagine a Disney hotel in Manhattan with a Jewish theme. What about a Disney hotel in Wisconsin with a cheese theme? That’s goofy.

FRIDAY, Oct. 5 Turns out, money is a very strong motiva-

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tor–as revealed in just about every newspaper in the country today. Some say that people just want their freedom, but dang it, they’ll screw you to get it. Here are a few examples: The Associated Press (AP) reports today that there’s trouble at Oral Roberts University which was started by preacher Oral Roberts when, he says, God came to him and told him to open the school. The report details dozens of alleged instances of misconduct. Among them: The university jet was used to take one daughter and several friends on trip to Orlando, Fla., and the Bahamas. The $29,411 trip was billed to the ministry as an “evangelistic function of the president.”

And, Mrs. Roberts was given a white Lexus SUV and a red Mercedes convertible by ministry donors. Where the heck was Tammy Faye when this stuff was going down? She’d have had them back on the road to piety in no time. Reporters at the Aspen Daily News asked waiters and waitresses if they added a li’l somethin’ somethin’ for themselves when they batched credit cards. When guaranteed anonymity the overwhelming response from the servers was: “hell yeah, you better believe it.” Then there’s the Honolulu Star Bulletin story today detailing the conclusion to one of the largest fraud cases in the state: “(The) fraud cases began when auditors noticed the huge price tag for four plywood planters for holiday poinsettias at the airport: $14,000.” Basically airport personnel rigged the bidding system so that overly high bids would be accepted and they’d make off with the extra cash.

After bilking Hawaii’s taxpayers of over $3.8 million, three of the perpetrators are getting jail time.

MONDAY, Oct. 8 Today’s news consisted of things that couldn’t be finished. The decision on whether the Superferry could run while an environmental assessment was conducted was supposed to be announced today. But, to add suspense to the whole drama, Judge Cardoza announced he needed an extra day to think about it.

And, the Chicago marathon was cancelled half-way through–one person croaked, and hundreds were hospitalized because of high temps.

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In state marijuana news, the Honolulu Advertiser fronts a story on the sprouting number of indoor growing operations.

Police busts on indoor cannabis growing green houses has gone up 700% in five years and jumped forty-fold on the Big Island from 2002-2006. But still, the indoor crop is much smaller than the outdoor variety. And so, the real story might be the statewide massive decrease in numbers of plants “eradicated” between 2001 and 2006. The numbers went way, way down: roughly 525,000 in 2001 to 189,000 in 2006. So, either the police aren’t doing nearly as much “eradication” these days, or there’s a serious decline in toking. And, after an unscientific poll conducted by your’s truly, it was discovered that the former must be case.

This just in from the Honolulu Star Bulletin–The court-martial of Army 1st Lt. Ehren Watada is on hold after a federal judge in Washington state agreed yesterday to hear the Iraq war objector’s arguments that another Army trial would violate his constitutional rights. He’s also requesting that he be allowed to leave the Army. His term of service ended in

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TUESDAY, Oct. 9 Today was the day that things could finally get done. Superferry can’t operate until an environmental assessment is done. Period, so says the judge. But wait! The politicians are already strategizing with Governor Lingle on when they’ll bend the rules…Uh, have a session to talk about bending the rules. Money talks, baby! And, today is the day that the county heard emotional pleas for and against vacation rentals in Maui County.

Greg Mebel is a ghost name for a national Sunday news show talking head. MTW

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ROBREPORT ANT: continued from page 8 Australian pesticide product called Xtinguish that is not currently registered for use in Hawaii. Baited with insect pupae, lipids, and proteins, the product fits in a standard caulk gun for easy dispersal. It has been used elsewhere in the Pacific where this ant has caused big problems, such as Papua New Guinea, New Caledonia, and the Solomon Islands. In a paste form, it is more water resistant, and thus better suited to East Hawaii’s wet climate.

United States Geological Survey biologists Lloyd Loope and Forest and Kim Starr did a Maui island survey of ant species–specifically looking for the little fire ant. None were found. They used a standard protocol of using peanut butter baited chopsticks to collect and identify the ants, especially in high risk areas such as new landscape plantings within new developments.

The same methodology is used by Department of Agriculture inspectors for shipments from plant nurseries from the Big Island. In one case, ant-infested plants arrived on Maui, were detected and refused. In another case, the peanut butter bait helped reveal the ants before the shipment was made.

Sometimes it seems that there’s trouble in paradise almost anywhere you turn.

Threats to our native ecosystems, tourist and agriculture economy, and to our quality of life seem overwhelming–straining our resources and our ability to keep up with them.

The recent appearance on Maui of the nettle caterpillar, which also packs a painful sting, reveals our vulnerability to introduced pests on incoming plant materials. The Department of Agriculture’s response to this new pest has been far less than the all-out blitzkrieg necessary for total eradication.

Yet, with alien invasive species, the adage, “An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.” seems especially apropos.

Measures of prevention may not be limited to the dollars we allocate, but may extend to insistence upon compliance with our environmental laws, to properly assess risks before they occur and multiply. MTW

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The New Zealand model of inspections and rapid response is looked upon as the gold standard of invasive species control. New Zealand successfully eradicated an introduced infestation of a larger, even nastier relative–the red imported fire ant.

But Hawaii has yet to take the drastic measures to protect our resources that New Zealand has done, with the accompanying funds to insure a higher level of effectiveness.

The little fire ant may be confused with another stinging variety, the tropical fire ant. This more aggressive species, three times larger, has been in Hawaii for probably a hundred years. But it doesn’t have the unicolonial characteristics of the little fire ant, and is deemed less of a threat than its tiny cousin. It has not been detected east of Kahului, or in Upcountry Maui.

“Ecologically, this is a disaster waiting to happen,” says Thompson.

Right now, the range of the little fire ant is limited to non-pristine eco-systems. Limitations of altitudes are not yet known. Should the range spread to native eco-systems, Hawaiian insects, spiders, and birds could all be imperiled. “These things are bad news to whatever gets in their path.”

Thompson warns.

Little fire ant stings are also known to harm animals, including pets and livestock; multiple stings in the eyes can cause blindness in pets or even the death of newly born small animals.

Thompson is concerned for native bird populations in Lower

Puna, where the ant colonies are already found. Biologists have recently tracked two species of honeycreepers, the amakihi and elepai`o, whose populations have rebounded in this area. Probably, they have developed a resistance to avian malaria, which is spread by mosquitoes and has weakened and decimated native bird populations statewide. Thompson believes that spreading colonies of ants throughout trees in the area may threaten these resurgent bird populations, attacking nests and their hatchlings.

BY CHUCK SHEPHERD CHUCK@MAUITIME.COM

FUN WITH VOTING

OBSESSIONS

Jane Balogh, 66, was informed in September that she will not be prosecuted for defrauding elections officials in Seattle, despite having illegally registered her dog, Duncan M. MacDonald, to vote. Balogh, protesting how easy officials have made it for people to vote illegally, put her home phone account in Duncan’s name, which is all the proof required for registration, then signed him up, and when an absentee ballot arrived, she went public about her scheme.

However, despite the public confession, Duncan continued to be sent official absentee ballots for the two subsequent election cycles.

Just when Internet newspaper sites appear to be gaining ground as replacements for printed editions, a 70-year-old woman identified only as Maggie told the Edmonton Sun in September that her paper edition of the Sun is a crucial part of her daily diet, literally. She eats it, in strips, and has, she said, for the past seven years because it tastes good. “I can’t explain it,” she said, and it was only when she recently experienced a blockage of her esophagus, and doctors found a ball of paper, that she revealed her obsession.

Doctors cited by the Sun said that except for the blockage danger, newspaper eating is not unhealthful.

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JUST SAY NO In September, police in Hertfordshire, England, stood fast under criticism for their program of placing posters around the area reading, “Don’t Commit Crime.” Said a police spokeswoman, “If stating the obvious helps to reduce crime or has any impact at all, we will do it.” The police also installed signs at gas stations: “All Fuel Must Be Paid For.”

NEWS THAT SOUNDS LIKE A JOKE At about 9 p.m. on Aug. 23, a fire broke out in the Comedy Zone nightclub in West Knoxville, Tenn., right in the middle of an act in which a hypnotist had just placed 10 audience members into a trance. However, despite an “everyone for himself” attitude that typically marks such emergencies, the 10 hypnotized subjects somehow managed to make it out of the club safely.

In Bay Shore, N.Y., in September, a 32year-old man wielding a tire iron and attempting to mug Bruce Ferraro, 74, on the street was forced to abandon the job and run for it when Ferraro took the iron away from him. Police captured the mugger nearby when his car stalled.

UNDIGNIFIED DEATHS A 24-year-old woman in Lawrenceville, Ga. in July and a 59-year-old woman in Lincolnton, N.C. in August were killed after failing to negotiate driver’s-side devices allowing them entrance to, respectively, a gated parking lot and an automatic car wash. The Georgia woman had leaned out her window to insert a card into the gateopening machine when her car lurched forward and pinned her head between the car and the door. The North Carolina woman had reached out her open car door to punch in a code for the wash when her car lurched forward, similarly pinning her head. Police in both cases said that the cars should have been in Park. MTW

Maui TIME “We do not think the public reports with respect to alleged proclivity of members of the Hawaiian race in sexual crime is substantiated by the facts. The Hawaiians have a different sexual standard than we have but I found no reason for believing that the result of such a different standard predisposes the Hawaiian to violent sex crime…. The amount of sexcrime seemed less than reported from many localities on the mainland.”

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t’s doubtful he knew why we were laughing at him. He just stood there, holding his keys, as the metal detector beeped and flashed and the rest of us chuckled.

We were standing on the fourth floor of Hoapili Hale in Wailuku. Just out of the elevator, we were lined up behind that floor’s metal detector. It was really quite simple—you walk up, place your spare change, keys, wristwatch, cell phone and any other metal in these little cups, place the cups on an x-ray conveyor belt and then walk through the detector.

But this guy was having problems. He placed his keys and change and phone in the cup all right, but then he—for whatever reason—decided to carry it through the metal detector, which promptly went off, giving all the rest of us some much-appreciated laughs.

We were, after all, doomed.

There are few pieces of paper that strike more terror into the heart of an American than a Jury Summons. In school, we learn about the wonders of our legal system: placing the burden of proof on the State, the right of cross-examination of witnesses and evidence and, above all, the right to a public trial by a jury of our peers. And these concepts are reassuring, even if we haven’t read the latest on China or Myanmar.

Reassuring, that is, until the State decides that we’re now considered “peers.” Then we’re screwed.

Being a government document, the Summons itself isn’t exactly inviting, with its frequent use of words that are underscored or written in bold type, all caps, italics or all of the above.

“PURSUANT TO HAWAII REVISED STATUTES SECTION 61219, YOU ARE HEREBY SUMMONED TO APPEAR FOR JURY DUTY,” read my summons, which assigned me to the Circuit Court of the Second Circuit, in Wailuku. “All jurors must call AFTER 5:00 P.M. ON FRIDAY, SEPTEM-

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BER 7, 2007. THE COURT WILL NOT INFORM YOU PERSONALLY ABOUT ANY CHANGES.” Anyway, I called, and my courtroom was indeed going to be in session. So on Sept. 10, 2007 I put on long pants, nice shoes and a nice collared shirt—these acts were surprisingly difficult for me—and reported to Hoapili Hale so I could place my keys and cell phone into a small cup, walk through a metal detector and then, possibly, hear evidence and deliberate on a verdict. But first I had to get through the metal detector, which for some reason was placed directly in front of the elevator doors, making standing in line more than a little awkward.

Going to jury duty (some government officials prefer the softer sounding “jury service,” but the State of Hawai‘i refreshingly embraces the word “duty”) was never a question for me. Sitting on a trial for more than a few days was going to wreck havoc with the paper, but I also knew there would be few sympathetic ears at the courthouse listening to that particular excuse.

Also gnawing at the back of my head was this line near the bottom of the summons: “FAILURE TO COMPLY AS HEREIN ORDERED MAY RESULT IN THE ISSUANCE OF A BENCH WARRANT FOR YOUR ARREST AND/OR OTHER PENALTIES AS

ties actually happened to people who tossed their jury summons.

“Rarely,” he said. “I can’t recall that happening.”

Arakawa said that those who don’t respond to the first summons would get a second letter, and then a third—each increasingly threatening. Failing those, a judge could “force them to appear.”

Still, Arakawa said the court didn’t set out to be harsh.

“People put the notice on the refrigerator, and then they forget,” Arakawa said of those who might just not show up to court.

Those people would get a “mild chastising” and a rescheduled date of appearance.

Arakawa said he didn’t have “hard numbers” documenting how many people simply disregarded their jury summons, but said “most” show up in court when called.

Of course, not everyone has to do jury duty. State law allows all elected officials, judges, police officers, firefighters, paramedics, members of the armed forces “on active service and deployed out-of-state,” people who live more than 70 miles from court and those at least 80 years old to “claim exemption from service as a juror.”

A few bills floated around the state Legislature this term that would add dentists and those at least 75 years old to the list of exemptions, but they’ve been carried over to the 2008 session. udge Richard T. Bissen presides over Courtroom 4. Sworn in as a 2nd Circuit Court judge in April 2005, Bissen is a former Maui County Prosecuting Attorney who previously served as Governor Linda Lingle’s First Deputy Attorney General.

His comments to the 50 or so prospective jurors were straightforward, but friendly.

As Bissen outlined the day’s case— alleged child abuse—and said the attorney’s estimated it would probably take just two days, and then the court clerk began pulling random poker chips out of a bowl to see which of us would end up in the jury

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friend once told me he’d trade his right to have a trial by jury for never having to deal with jury duty again. His reasoning was that he figured it was “highly unlikely” that he’d wind up in court (I think he too casually dismissed the idea of civil litigation, but no matter) and that, even if he did, he trusted that the judge would be fair.

I tried not to roll my eyes too obviously.

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PROVIDED BY LAW.” And I wasn’t alone in my concern, either.

“So what happens if you just, you know, throw the summons away?” more than one friend asked me when I told them I was called up for jury duty.

The language in the warning is certainly scary, but I waited until after my jury duty was over before calling Melvin Arakawa, the court administrator, and asking whether any of those harsh penal-

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issen began reading off the names of the attorneys and the defendant. He asked the 12 prospective panelists and the rest of us still sitting in the gallery if we knew them. I was counting on this part to get an early ticket out, but try as I might, I couldn’t recall ever hearing of them before.

As the prosecutor and then the public defender began asking the panelists questions, I started doing quick arithmetic in my head on my chances of getting called up. I only vaguely listened as clues to the case began unfolding.

The defendant, a male, was from Micronesia. One prospective juror knew one of the witnesses against him—his young daughter—from an upcountry school.

I alternated between staring at the back of the defendant’s head, watching the attorneys very politely ask jurors if they’d ever been convicted of crimes and the allimportant bowl that held my number.

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Every once in a while the judge or an attorney would ask a prospective juror to the bench, and then they’d huddle and talk while white noise played over the court speakers. Then attorneys would start exercising their preemptory challenges—booting jurors for whatever reason they wanted—and my probability arithmetic would accelerate.

An hour went by, and we went on break.

Sept. 10 happened to be the first day of the Superferry hearing in Judge Joseph Cardoza’s courtroom, so I spent my breaks heading over there to chat with witnesses about how things were going.

By noon, it was all over. Bissen swore in 12 jurors and one alternate with me still sitting in the gallery. “Please don’t cheer too loudly on your way out,” he told the dozen or so of us who’d never heard our numbers called, and we left.

We were free! Free to go back to work! Woohoo!

Waiting for the elevator, I started chatting with one woman I knew (her daughter works for the paper as well) who’d sat in the gallery with me and also never got called. It turned out we had identical plans on what to do had we actually gotten called up.

As the attorneys questioned the prospective panelists, it became clear the case was hinging on the issue of corporal punishment. Both attorneys were probing the would-be jurors’ views on spanking: Did you believe there was a “range” of legal punishment options for children, which included spanking? And if you didn’t believe in it, what would you do if you married someone who used it on his or her children?

If called, I was simply going to say that I absolutely did not believe in any form of physical punishment for children. I would say that I accepted that spanking was legal, but that I abhorred it and would never do it—absolutely true opinions, but I’d use the harshest terms I could muster.

Chances are, given what the woman and I witnessed in the courtroom, that she and I would have been excused for advocating such views. In fact, everyone we watched who either came out strongly for or against corporal punishment was eventually excused.

But was this necessarily a good thing?

Did believing that corporal punishment was awful constitute pre-judging the defendant’s guilt, even if I believed that corporal punishment was legal? If not, was it wise to kick people off juries because they held strong opinions on issues central to the case?

Neither of us knew. Shrugging my shoulders, I looked around. That guy who earlier that morning had walked through the metal detector still holding his keys was also waiting for the elevator.

Assigned to another courtroom, he’d also evidently missed getting on a jury panel.

And that, more than anything else I witnessed that day, gave me hope for our legal justice system. MTW

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box, I began thinking about how much easier all this was here than on the Mainland.

In the early and mid-1990s, I served on two jury panels, both in Los Angeles, California. Both cases took place in the famed Clara Shortridge Foltz Criminal Justice Center, which back then was known simply as the Criminal Courts Building. It’s where they tried O.J., Robert Blake, and most recently, Phil Spector. It’s also home to a cavernous, incredibly depressing place known as the Jury Assembly Room.

There, hundreds of strangers mill about, reading, watching TV or just staring vacantly out the window at the downtown streets below, waiting for a disembodied voice to call out their names and send them to one of a few dozen courtrooms.

In 1992, the year I first served on a jury, service was tough. It was 10 days minimum, regardless of whether you actually sat on a panel. Pay was a miserly $5 a day.

On my first day I wound up on a jury panel in a case of alleged attempted murder. We heard evidence for three or four days and then deliberated for a day. After we rendered a guilty verdict (the would-be victim survived the attack and positively identified the defendant both in court and to a witness immediately after the attack), the judge sent us back to the Jury Assembly Room to finish out our 10 days.

Thoroughly sick of the place, I went to a jury clerk and asked to be excused early.

I said I’d already served on a panel (true) and college was starting up again in a few days (a slight exaggeration), but I still had three days left of service. To my surprise, she immediately cut me loose.

All that has changed. These days, in LA and on Maui, if you’re not picked for a panel on your first day of service, then you’re excused. The pay here is $30 a day, and they pay your gas mileage both to and from the courthouse. And given Maui’s small size, jurors are sent straight to courtrooms, rather than massive Assembly Rooms.

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Comfort Food Smoothies soothe and bento’s nourish the hungry at Thida’s Curbside Café Every parent knows that the quickest way to soothe a screaming child is to stick a popsicle into their mouth. This works especially well after a visit to the doctor where bumps, bruises and vaccinations pale in comparison to the promise of frozen Red Dye #40 and high fructose corn syrup.

Thida’s Curbside Café Mon.- Fri. 7 a.m.-5 p.m., Kaiser Maui Lani, 55 Maui Lani Pkwy., Wailuku, 243-6657.

I’ll admit that I first discovered Thida’s Curbside Café outside of Kaiser Maui Lani while negotiating

entrance into the clinic with my child. What I found there was a lot more than just kidfriendly treats.

Thida’s offers a great selection of espresso drinks that are way, and I mean way better than any of that corporate-coffee stuff. My favorite is the ice-blended Caramel de Leche which is creamy, sweet and strong with a bold shot of espresso.

They also offer a Coco Mocha Nui, White Chocolate, Extreme Coffee Toffee and a Chai blended coffee.

If you’re not in the mood for something fancy, you can always get a good ol’ cup of joe. They use Maui Coffee Roaster’s house coffee, which just happens to be my favorite.

In the food department, Thida’s has pretty much everything: Redondo’s hot dogs, polish dogs, homemade chili, bagels with cream cheese or smoked salmon. They also offer fresh salads, bentos, turkey, beef, boca or veggie burgers with all the fixings and, according to faithful customers, “the best tuna melt” on the island.

“It’s a family thing,” said Thida Gepkan as she grilled up a hamburger–fresh and made to

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Cheeseburger and the ice-blended Caramel de Leche

order–for me the other afternoon, “My sister Thavy’s son and daughter run the one at Kaiser Wailuku.”

The curbside café over at Kaiser Wailuku has been up and running for about ten years and the menu is similar to the café at Maui Lani, except they don’t have a hot grill–so no burgers.

Let’s talk about those burgers.

Thida’s cheeseburger is awesome. A fresh and juicy beef patty on a sesame bun with mayo, mustard, ketchup, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle and sprouts. In fact, I even chose to have cilantro on mine. I love cilantro and it’s great on burgers.

Thida’s also has a great selection of snacks, like chips, candy and

Muffins, Bento and Turkey Burger

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soft drinks. The prices are fair and the service is good.

Next time you’re hungry and in the area, make sure to check it out.

Just so you know, you don’t have to have an appointment at Kaiser to go to Thida’s. In fact, you don’t even need to be a Kaiser member. It’s not like they ask for your medical record number or anything, and there’s always lots of parking.

MTW

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Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. M, 9 a.m.-

JB’s Kitchen - Local food. M - F 10 a.m.-2 p.m.; 5

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- 8 p.m.; Sat 10 a.m.-2 p.m. 1546 Mill St, Wailuku,

Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $

244-9616. $

Japanese and local. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4:30-8:30 p.m. 385 Hoohana St., 5C,

Maui’s Only Authentic 10th Annual

Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 871-

and sandwiches. M-F 6 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Corner of

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chow fun. M-F, 9 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Hobron

Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and sushi. M-F, 11 a.m.-

daily, 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Waikapu,

Ave next to KT&S. 344-0239. $

2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-10 p.m. 333 Dairy

242-6000. $$

Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$ Kahului Ale House - Pub fare. 11 a.m.-1:30 a.m.

AK’s Cafe - Locally inspired comfort food.

Lunch, T-F, 11 a.m. - 2:00 p.m. and dinner (TSa)5-9 p.m. 1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-

8774.$

Denny’s - Open 24 hours. 430 Kele St., Kahului,

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873-5550. $ Koho Grill & Bar - American and local. Su, M 7 Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant - Chinese.

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Daily, 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Maui Mall,

night. Bar stays open serving drinks, pupus & burg-

Kahului, 893-1628. $

ers only from 10-11 p.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave.,

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Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to pick

Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, 877-5588.

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up. They even deliver. M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa,

Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6

Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Daily 8

10 a.m.-2 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414.

p.m. 52 N. Market St., Kahului, 243-5696. $

a.m.-9 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului. 872-

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9525. $

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Archie’s - Japanese. M-Sa 10:30 a.m.-1:30

hot bar, deli and pastries. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su,

St., Kahului, 893-0883. $

p.m.; M-Th, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1440

8 a.m.-8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-2661. $

M, 7 a.m. - 4 p.m. Tu-Sun, 7 a.m. 4 p.m. & 5 p.m. -

9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1764 Wili

9 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-0073.

Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-1833. $

$$

Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the

El Corita - Mexican. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 9

title. Daily, Rest.10 a.m.-9 p.m., Bar 11 a.m.-

a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $

a.m.-8 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380. $ Main Street Bistro - Upscale comfort food. M-F, 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816. $

Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10

11 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Su 11

Fiesta Time - Mexican taqueria. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5

p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$

p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $

Market Street Cafe - Eclectic. M - F , 11 a.m.- 2:30

Fran’s Island Grill - Local. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.; F-

p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9

Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 242-

p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd.,

8580. $

Kahului, 877-2400. $ Genki Sushi - Sushi. Su-Th 11 a.m. 9 p.m.; F-Sa 11 Bentos and Banquets - Local comfort food.

a.m.-3 p.m., 5-10 p.m.; Daily take-out only 3-5 p.m.

M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Catering available 7 days

Maui Mall, 873-7776.

Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395

Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $ Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Cafe - German cuisine. M-F, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 335 Ho`ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$ Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar.

M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 28 N. Market Street,

Wailuku, 244-0852. $$ Cary & Eddie’s Hideaway Buffet - Daily

Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches. MSa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-

8282. $ Hanafuda Saimin - Local. M-Th 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m.

F-Sat 9 a.m.-12 p.m. 199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-

9033. $ Home Maid Bakery - Bakery, breakfast and lunch bentos. Daily 5 a.m.-10 p.m. 1005 Lower Main St.,

Wailuku, 244-4150. $ Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese

R E S TA U R A N T & C AT E R I N G 335 Ho’ohana Street • Kahului

877-6000

Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822.

Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092

Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $ Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m.

444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $

F, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. 2050 Main St.,

Wailuku, 249-2161. $ Maui Mix Plate - Traditional Hawai’ian. M-Th, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; F,-Sa, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka`ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $ Maui Ocean Grill - Sandwiches and salads. Daily

10 a.m.-9 p.m. 270 Dairy Road, Kahului. 893-

p.m.; Sa, 10:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. & 5p.m.-9 p.m.

0263. $

Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977. $$

Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Voted “Maui’s Best”

Maui Grill & Bento - Japanese, Korean, local. M-

and local cuisine. M-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. & 5 p.m.-9

luch and dinner Hawaiian buffet and full

3(;, 50./; +0505.

KAPALUA - Thursday and Friday KIHEI - Thursday thru Saturday 10pm to 1am - Guests 21 and over w/ID

50% OFF

Sushi and Appetizers FREE Karaoke

Maui Tacos - Island Mexican fast food. M-Sa, 9:30

Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2

a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9:30 a.m.- 5 p.m. Queen Ka`ahu-

p.m. 500 N Puunene Ave., Kahului, 873-

p.m. and 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 244-7276.

manu Center, Kahului, 871-7726. $

6555. $$

$

Club Diane - Pupus. Daily, 2 p.m.-2 a.m. 350

IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6

Th, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-6

Hoohana St., Kahului, 871-2182. $

a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $

p.m. 1032C L. Main St., Wailuku, 249-8533. $

menu. Tu-Sa 11 a.m.- 9 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.-9

Garden Cafe

0220. $$

Suite 164, Kahului, 873-7759. $

276-2349 for banquets. $

Reservations Recommended

club 9 p.m.-1 a.m.. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873Fernando’s - Authentic Mexican cuisine, M-Sa

Auntie Pasto’s - Italian comfort food. M-Th

a week. 85 N. Church, Wailuku, 244-1124 or

5pm - closing $35

11 - 9 p.m. Sun 5 p.m.-9 p.m. Mon, Wed, Sat night-

8:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; 8:30 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd.,

$$

October & Nov. 2-3

Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine. M-Sat

877-7776. $

a.m. - 9 p.m. Kaahumanu Center, 877-8711.

Every Fri. & Sat. in

Brigit & Bernard’s

L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su-Th, 8 Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine.

Asian Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-

2 a.m. 65 Kaahumanu Ave #23, Kahului,

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Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th, Down To Earth - Natural food store with salad bar,

Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $

ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT

Kama’aina Okazuya Deli - Bentos, plate luches

7782. $ Allrighht Grinds - Local plate lunches and

Oktoberfest!

Draft Beer and Sake Specials

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669-6286

Mel’s Catering & Fast Food - Local, Filipino. M-

KIHEI TOWN CENTER

879-0004

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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily,

Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. M-Th, 7

Waikapu on 30 - Local favorites. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-5

Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-

10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku,

a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7 a.m.-4

p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m. - 4 p.m. 1486 Hona`apililani Hwy,

9 p.m. Ma`alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$

244-7888. $

p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $

Waikapu, 242-1130. $

Nazo’s Restaurant - Local, Japanese. Daily,

Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70

Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Chinese cuisine.

es. Daily 7 a.m.-7 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei,

8:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; M-Sa, 5-9:30 p.m. 1063

E. Ka`aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $

9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-

879-4700. $

L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-0529. $

Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads,

7928. $

Ohana Cafe - Fresh, local, organic break-

sandwiches, salads and soups. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-4 p.m.

Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sandwich-

Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese. 6-11 a.m. Maui Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill - Kava Kava

fasts and lunches. M-F 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 2010

1740 Ka`ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 243-2243. $

Main St., Wailuku, 244-5950. $

Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi, Japanese. M-Sa,

a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd.,

Pearl’s BBQ. - Korean BBQ. M-Sa 10:30

11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Ka`ahumanu

Kahului, 871-1414. $

a.m. - 9 p.m.; Su 10:30 a.m. - 6 p.m. 275 W

Center, 877-8744. $

Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului. 877-0788. $ Piñata’s - Mexican. M-Sa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului,

877-8707. $ Rainbow Dining Room - Buffet-style

Prince Hotel, 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111. $$

with a cafe. Da Sushi Bar inside as well. Su-Th, 10 Cafe O’Lei - Asian fusion. T-Su, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Sushi bar until 10 p.m. 2439 S.

Kihei Rd., 891-1368. $

Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-

SOUTH MAUI

Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. Daily, 12-3

3 p.m. 395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779.

Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood,

p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani,

Takamiya Market - Local. M-Sa 5:30 a.m.-6:30

chicken, ribs. Daily 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei

Wailea, 875-4100. $$

p.m. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $

Rd., 874-0788. $

Capische? - Contemporary Italian. Nightly, 6-9:30

Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine. Su, Tu-Th, 6 a.m.-

Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9

p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$

restaurant. Daily, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Maui Beach

10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-11 p.m.; M, 6 a.m.-3 p.m.

p.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $

Cheeseburger Island Style - Casual American. 8

Hotel, Kahului, 877-0051. $$

1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $ Antonio’s - Italian cuisine. Lunch Tu-Su 11:30 a.m.-

a.m.-10 p.m.The Shops at Wailea, 874-8990.

Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower

Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food. Daily,

2 p.m. Daily 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-

Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $

The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-7

10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-

8800. $$

p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. Azeka Place II, Kihei, 875-

Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cui-

4244. $

sine. Daily 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$

Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees,

Ashley’s Cafe - Local, American. M-Sa, 7:30 a.m.-

sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9

8 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukuli`i Pl. (behind

p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $

Royal Island Drive In - Local. M-Sa, 8 a.m.9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2050 Main St.,

10:30 p.m. 70 E. Ka`ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 873-

0225. $ Tiffany’s - Local, Asian. Daily, 10:30-2 a.m. 1424

Wailuku, 242-8813. $

Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $ Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Su, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahu-

manu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $

Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style and a

Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $

Da Kitchen - Local. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei

Wailuku, 242-4371. $

BadaBing! - Italian. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei

Rd., Kihei, 875-7782. $

TJ’s Warehouse Bento and Catering - Bentos,

Rd., 875-0188. $$

Denny’s - Open 24 hours. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei,

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.;

879-8600. $

la carte. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St.,

Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Thai. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard,

Okazu, Ramen, Asian. 9 a.m-2 p.m. 875 Alua St. (in

Wailuku, 244-1567. $$

Maui Chemical Building), 244- 7311. $

Saigon Cafe - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792 Main,

Wailuku, 243-9560. $$

Tokyo Tei - Local and Asian. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. and

Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 875-

Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli and more. Daily, 11 a.m.-

6400. $

10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, 879-3262. $

Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Deli. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.

Dog & Duck - Irish Pub. Daily 11 a.m.- 2 a.m. 1913

2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $

S. Kihei Rd, 875 - 9669. $

5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku,

242-9630. $

Sam Sato’s, Inc. - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2

Tom’s MiniMart - Local. M-F, 6 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7

p.m. 1750 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-7124.

a.m.-6 p.m. 372 Waiehu Beach Rd., Waiehu, 244-

Big Wave Cafe - American, Hawaiian. Daily, 7:30

Dominos Pizza - Pizza. Su-Th 11 a.m.- 11 p.m., Fr-

2323. $

a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $

Sa 11 a.m.-Midnight. 1215 S. Kihei Rd, 874-6000.

Sheik’s Restaurant - Local. M-Th, 5:30

Unisan - Sushi and more. M-F, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m.;

Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine.

$

a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97

Sa, 5-10 p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-

Poolside. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Grand Wailea, 875-1234.

Duo - Steak and seafood. 6-9 p.m. Four Seasons,

Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $

4500. $$

$$

Wailea, 874-8000. $$

Simply Healthy Cafe - Hawaiian. M-F, 11

Valley Isle Seafood - Luau stew, seafood. M-F, 10

Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Seafood,

East Ocean - Chinese, Cantonese and Mandarine

a.m.-2 p.m. Cameron Center, 95 Mahalani

a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-3

steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m.

cuisine with a lunch buffet. Daily 11 a.m. - 9:30

St., Wailuku. 249-8955. $

p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $

Ma`alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$

p.m. Kamaole Shopping Center, Kihei. $

$

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$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

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Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican. M-

Kihei Caffe - American and local. Daily, 5 a.m.-8

Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m.;

Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395

p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $

Nightly, 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-

S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-2910. $

Koishi Sushi Bar - Sushi. M-Sa 6 p.m.- 10 p.m.,

0813. $

Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Deli and spirits.

2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8258. $

Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees.

M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m.

Kusina Oriental - Oriental. Tu-Sa 6:30 a.m.- 6:30

Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center,

2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $

p.m., 1295 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8317. $

303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$

Espresso Moon - Sandwiches, wraps and

L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani

Ruth Chris Steakhouse - Meaty fine dining.

salads. M-F 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. 1305 North

Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $

Holopono St., Kihei, 255-5189. $ Fat Daddy’s Smokehouse - BBQ. M-Sa

Life’s A Beach - American. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m.

1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $

11:30 a.m.-3 p.m. & 5-8 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei

Rd, 879-8711. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian. 11:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. & 5:30-9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort

Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Fiesta Time - Mexican. Tu-Su 11 a.m.-9 p.m.

300 Ma`alaea Rd., 244-5862. $ Five Palms Restaurant - Pacific Rim. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$ Fred’s Mexican Cafe - Mexican. Daily, 7 a.m.-12 a.m. 2492 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-

8600. $ Gian Don’s - Formerly Marco’s Southside Grill, Italian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1445

S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$ Greek Bistro - Greek. Nightly, 5-10 p.m.

2511 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9330. $$

Longhi’s - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. M-F, 8 a.m.-11 p.m.; Sa-Su, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750

Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$

Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese-inspired Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m.; Th-Sa 10 p.m.-1 a.m. late night sushi and appetizers 50% off 21 & over w/ID. 1881 S. Kihei

Rd., 879-0004. $$ LuLu’s - American and local. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m.

(Food service ends at 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd.,

879-9944. $

Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary Italian.

Nightly, 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-

7555. $$$ Ma`alaea Grill - Eclectic. 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 300

Ma`alaea Rd., Ma`alaea, 243-2206. $$ Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and continental cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. Milowai

Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$ Matteo’s - Italian kitchen. M-F, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; SaSu, 5-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Ike Dr, Wailea, 874-1234. $$ Maui Tacos - Mexican fast food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center,

879-5005. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $ Hanafuda Saimin - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd,

Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 3750, Wailea Alanui Dr., 874-

8880. $$$

Maui Thai - Thai. M-F, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 5-

Seascape at Maalaea - Seafood, chicken and quiche. Daily, 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Maui Ocean

Center Aquarium, 270-7043.

Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-

8080. $$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Japanese style fondue.

Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-

8366. $ Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1770 S Kihei Rd., 874-0331. $ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Burgers, sausage

9:30 p.m. The Rainbow Mall, 2439 S. Kihei Rd,

sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-2

874-5605. $

a.m. (Food service ends at 12 a.m.) Kihei Kalama

Maui’s Sweet Spot - Ice cream parlor. Daily, 9

Village, 874-6444. $

a.m.-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd., 879-8611. $

Spago - Gourmet cuisine a la Wolfgang Puck.

Hula Moons - Breakfast buffet. Island

Moose McGillycuddys - Pub fare. Daily, 11 a.m.-

Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort

fusion dinner. Daily, 6:30-11 a.m. and 5-10

12:30 a.m. Food service ends at 11 p.m. 2511 S.

Wailea, 874-8000. $$$

p.m. Marriott, Wailea, 879-1922. $$

Kihei Rd., 891-8600. $$

Spices - Pacific rim with flair. Daily, 7a.m.-2p.m.

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian

Mulligan’s On the Blue - Irish pub. Daily, 8 a.m.-

879-9033. $ Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - Salad and hot bar. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd.,

875-4356. $

and Polynesian. Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. Grand

2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$

Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$

Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining, Pacific rim.

Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean. Daily,

Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea,

11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-

879-7224. $$$

1811. $$

Outback Steak House - Steaks, shrimp-on-the-bar-

200 BEST O 7 FM WINN AUI ER

and 5-9:30 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S.

Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Sports Page Bar & Grill - Gourmet pub fare. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0602. $ Stella Blues Cafe - American comfort food. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$

Jawz Tacos - Island-style taqueria. Daily, 11

bie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Nightly, 4-10 p.m. 281

Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and

a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $

Pi`ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$

Korean. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei

Joe’s Bar and Grill - Fine dining. Nightly,

Philly’s Blue Plate Diner - American diner cui-

from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Wailea Tennis Center,

sine. Daily, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 891-

Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli. Daily, 8

875-7767. $$$

2595. $

a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd., 879-1385. $

Joy’s Place - Organic foods. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-

Pita Paradise - Casual Mediterranean-style cui-

Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-

3 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $

sine. Daily, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village

2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd., 875-

Center, 875-7679. $

0839. $

ribs and other bar fare. Daily 10 a.m.-1 a.m.

Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30

Tip-Ups Tavern - Mediterranean cuisine. 5 p.m.-12

36 Keala Pl., Kihei. 875-7711. $

a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd., 891-2002. $

a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$

Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Tacos, pasta, and

Round Table Pizza - Dine-in, take-out or delivery.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury

fried seafood. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Kukui

Su-Th 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 207

cuisine. Su-M, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 11 a.m.-11

Mall, 891-1400. $

Piikea St., Kihei, 874-8485. $

p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$$

Rd. 891-1991. $

Kahale’s Beach Club - Burgers, onion rings,

FRESH FISH • STEAKS • SALADS BABYBACK RIBS • CHICKEN Serving lunch & dinner 7 days a week Located on front street in Lahaina overlooking the Banyon Tree

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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Tradewinds Deli and Market - Deli sand-

Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Pizza and com-

Kula Sandalwoods Cafe - Breakfasts, sandwich-

wiches and local produce. M-F, 9 a.m.-7

fort food. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 142 Hana Hwy.,

es and salads. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 15427

Italian American cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.

p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m -7 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.

Paia, 579-9453. $

Haleakala Hwy, Kula, 878-3523. $

Corner of Old Haleakala Hwy and Aewa Pl.,

20 Hauoli St., Ma`alaea Harbor, 242-9161. $ Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and more. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860.

Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily, 6 a.m.9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Down to Earth - Hot/salad bars and deli. Daily, 8

Pukalani, 572-8498. $ La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie.

We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd.,

572-1380. $ Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-

Flatbread Co. - Pizza. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 89 Vietnamese Cuisine - Vietnamese with

Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8989. $$

Americanized options. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$ Wailea Pizza Co. - Pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining. M-F,

p.m. Wailea Town Center, 874-1234. $$

sandwiches and salads. Daily 9:30 a.m.-5 p.m.

Paia, 579-6009. $

Ulupalakua Ranch, Hwy. 37, Kula. 878-2561. $

Lynne’s Cafe - Homestyle local food. Daily,

Upcountry Fresh Tamales & Mixed Plate -

6:15a.m.-10p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-

Mexican and local favorites. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-8 p.m, Su 6 a.m.-3 p.m. Pukalani Terrace Center, 55

9363. $

11-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 900 Waterfront Deli - Sandwiches, salads,

Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $$$

dessert. Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. Whaler’s

Ulupalakua Ranch Store and Grill - Elk burgers,

10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-12 a.m. 137 Hana Highway,

Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Daily, 5-9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $

Stopwatch - Fish, steak, burgers. Su-Th 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Fr-Sa 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1127 Makawao Ave.,

878-1313. $$

a.m.-8 p.m. 1169 Makawao Ave., 572-1488. $

$$

Serpico's Pizzeria and Restaurant - Traditional

Pukalani St., 572-8258. $ Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish preparations and salad bar. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m.

Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-

General Store, Shops at Wailea, 891-2039.

Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking. F-

$

Su 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 810

3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$

Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $

Makawao Sushi & Deli - Coffee, Sushi, M - Th

UPCOUNTRY

Makawao Pizza Fresh - Pizza, salads, sandwiches

8:30 a.m. - 9 p.m.; F-Sa 8:30 - 10 p.m. Coffee ends

Café 808 - Local diner-style. Daily, 6 a.m.-8

and espresso drinks. 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1043

at 5 p.m. daily. 3647 Baldwin Ave, Makawao, 573-

p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., 878-6874. $

Makawao Ave., Makawao, 572-2000.

9044. $

Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish.

Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive

Mama’s Fish House - Fine dining. Daily, 11a.m.-

M-Sa, 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m. 3620 Baldwin Ave.,

atmosphere with a sushi bar. Daily, 5-10 p.m. 120

2p.m. and 4:30-9:30 p.m. 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579-

Paia, 572-4877. $

Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$

8488. $$$

Café Des Amis - Crepes and Mediterranean

John Paul Fine Foods - Prepared dishes, sand-

Mana Foods - Natural food store with bakery and

fare. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin

wiches and cheeses. M-F, 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 11

deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49 Baldwin Ave,

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Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $

a.m.-5 p.m. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani, 572-7100.

Paia, 579-8078. $

Aloha Bento - Local. 1036 Limahana Pl., G2,

9 p.m. Haiku Marketplace, 810 Kokomo Rd., 575-

9588. $

and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influ-

Kimura Saimin Shop - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.

ences. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 30 Baldwin Ave.,

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $

Paia, 579-8021. $

Komoda Store and Bakery - Local bakery with

Cafe O Lei - Stylish Hippie. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m.

3669

Baldwin

Ave.,

Ste

101,

Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. M-F, 10:30-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 810

Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Chinese cuisine.

Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 55 Pukalani St., Pukalani

Terrace Center, 573-8838

$$ Café Mambo and Picnics - Mediterranean

Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from

Milagros - South American cuisine with island

Lahaina, 661-4888.

influence. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 3 Baldwin St., Paia,

Aloha Mixed Plate - Local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10

579-8755. $

p.m. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $

mini-mini-mart. M-Tu and Th-F, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sa, 7

Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim. Daily, 8 a.m.-

Angelina’s - Coffeehouse with snacks. Daily, 9

a.m.-2 p.m. 3674 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-

9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $

Makawao, 573-9065. $

7261. $

Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and

Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restau-

deli by day. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1188

rant. W-Su, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Pizza W-Su, 5-9 p.m.

Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$

Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $

a.m.-5 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $

Pa`ia Fish Market - Fresh seafood. Daily, 11 a.m.-

M-F, 5:30 a.m.-1 p.m.; Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 p.m.; Su,

9:30 p.m. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $

5:30-11 a.m. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062.

Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Deli cuisine and daily baked goods. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Su 7 a.m.-1

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The Bakery - Breads, pastries, soup, sandwiches.

$ Ba-Le - French Vietnamese. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.

p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $

Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $

Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Mexican cantina.

Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi.

Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1202 Makawao Ave., 572-

Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-

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$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Banyan Bistro - Meditteranean, eclectic.

Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice

Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining,

Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi

Daily, 11:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema

cream flavor and watch them create. Daily, 10 a.m.-

1940s-style. Daily, 10:30a.m-11p.m Whaler’s

Bar. Daily, 5:30 p.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St.,

Center, Lahaina, 661-0348.

10 p.m. 900 Front St., Bld. B5, Lahaina, 667-2744.

Village, Ka`anapali, 667-6636. $$

Lahaina, 667-5555. $$

i`o - Pacific Rim. Daily, 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St.,

L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina

Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine. T-Sa, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 665-7096. $$$ Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Northern Italian cuisine. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2780 Keka`a

Dr., Ka`anapali, 662-3210. $$ K

$ Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Waine`e St.,

Lahaina, 661-6193. $ Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a

Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$

Cannery Mall. 1221 Honoapi`ilani Rd., 661-9888. $

Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - American and local. Daily, 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843 Waine’e St,

Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American. Daily, 8 a.m.-12 a.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-

Lahaina, 667-9616. $ 7082. $

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty

Mexican accent. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina

pizzas and homemade Pizookies. Daily, 11

Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $

a.m.-10 p.m. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $

Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Daily, 11 a.m.-

Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m.-9

11 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $

Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican. Daily,

Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar - Fresh

p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina,

Dante’s Italian Eatery - Family style Italian and

11:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 2395 Honoapi`ilani Hwy.,

seafood and steaks. Rooftop seating. Daily, 11 a.m.-

661–8141. $

take-out. Daily 10 a.m.-8 p.m. Lahaina Cannery

Ka`anapali, 661-4500. $

10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$

Kahana Sands Restaurant - American. Daily,

Leilani’s On The Beach - Pacific Rim cuisine

7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy,

beachfront dining. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 2435

Kahana, 669-5000. $

Ka`anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$

Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and

Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks,

Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe. MSa, 6 a.m.-10 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. 3350 Lower

Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$

Honoapi`ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $

Mall. 661-3838. $

with “Forrest Gump” theme. Daily, 10:30

David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cui-

a.m.-12 a.m. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-

sine. Nightly from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna,

3111. $$

Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$

Canoes - Polynesian-American. Daily, 11

Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Daily, 11

a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St.,

a.m.-12 a.m. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana

kabobs. Daily, 9:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Lahaina

Marketplace, 661-9999. $

smoothies. Daily, 6 a.m. to 9 p.m. 612 Front St.,

Lahaina, 661-4213. $

Lahaina, 661-0937. $$

Manor Shops, 669-0266. $

Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American.

DJ’s - International local food. M-Sa, 7:30-9 p.m.;

lunch, steaks and more for dinner. Daily 6:30 a.m. -

126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $

Su, 7:30-2 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5809.

2 p.m.; 5:30-9 p.m., 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy,

p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. $$$

$

Kaanapali, 661-0031. $$

Lynn’s Kitchenette - Filipino food. M - S 9:30 a.m.

Feast At Lele - Luau. Nightly check-in: 6 p.m. 505

Kimo’s - Steak & seafood. Daily, 11 a.m.-10:30

- 3:30 p.m., 3481 L. Honoapiliilani Rd., 665-1525.

Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$

p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$

$

Keka’s Terrace, Sheraton - Breakfast buffet, light

Cascades Grill and Sushi Bar - Sushi and Pacific Rim. Nightly dinner 5:45 -10 p.m., Nightly sushi 5 p.m.-10 p.m. Hyatt Ka`ana-

pali, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina, 667-4727.

Fish Market - Fresh Fish. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.

$$$

3600 L.Honoapi`ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $

Castaway Cafe - Beachside American.

Front Street Grill and Bar - Fresh seafood, steaks

Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Maui Ka`anapali Villas

and ribs. Daily 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 672 Front Street,

& Resort, 661-9091. $

Lahaina. 662-3003. $$

Cheeseburger in Paradise - American.

Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina,

661-4855. $ Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine. Sa-Su 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5:30-9 p.m. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-

Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10

FRESH SEAFOOD, LOCAL BEEF, AND UPCOUNTRY GREENS

Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian. Daily, 11 a.m.-12 a.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $ Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch with oceanside setting. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m.

5315 Lower Honoapi`ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $ Gerard’s - Fine French dining. Nightly, 6-8:30 p.m.

3843. $$$

by reservation. 174 Lahainaluna St., Lahaina, 661-

China Boat - Mandarin Szechwan. M-Sa,

8939. $$$

11:30 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 4474 L.

Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian

Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-5089. $

dining. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2291 Ka`anapali Pkwy.,

China Bowl - Asian cuisine. Daily, 10 a.m.-9

661-3160. $$

p.m. 2580 Kekaa St., Ka`anapali, 661-0667.

Hard Rock Cafe - American food amongst rock ‘n

$

roll memorabilia. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 900

Cilantro - Fresh Mexican grill. M-Sa, 11

Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $

a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua

Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style cof-

St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $

feehouse with two locations. Daily, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.

CJ’s Deli & Diner - Comfort food. Daily, 7

4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. and M-Sa, 7

a.m.-8 p.m. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway

a.m.-5 p.m., Su 7a.m.-2 p.m. 2580 Keka`a Dr., 667-

Shops, Ka`anapali, 667-0968. $

2003. $

Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood, island

Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge

favorites. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front St.,

oceanside. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m.

Lahaina, 661-5648.

505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$

The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. Daily, 6

House of Saimin - Local. Old Lahaina Center,

a.m.-6 p.m. Napili Plaza, 669-4170. $

667-7572. $

DAILY MAI TAI PARTY 3-5 pm GREAT Sunsets Located oceanside in the Sands of Kahana Resort Just 10 Minutes North of Lahaina Serving Daily 7:30am to 9:00pm 4299 L. Honoapiilani Hwy. 669-5000

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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

MaLa - Eclectic. M-F, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa, 9

Maui Swiss Cafe - Ice Cream, sandwiches, sal-

Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Authentic Irish pub.

Saigon Seafood - Vietnamese. M - Sa 10 a.m. - 10

a.m.-10 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 1307 Front

ads, pizza, homemade swissli. Daily 9 a.m.-9 p.m.

Daily, 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center,

p.m.; Su 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 888 Wainee St.,

St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$

640 Front St., Lahaina. 661-6776. $

Lahaina, 661-8881. $$

Lahaina 661-9955. $$

Nachos Grande - Mexican. Daily, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.

Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar -

Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $

Japanese inspired Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5:30-10

Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Classic BBQ.

Maui Tacos - Island Mexican fast food. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Lahaina Square,480

M-Sa, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $

Waine`e St, Lahaina, 661-8883; Napili Plaza, 5095

Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. Daily, 11 a.m.-12 a.m. 4405

Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Lahaina, 669-3474. $$

p.m. Th-Fr 10 p.m.- 1 a.m. late night sushi and Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. Daily, 6 a.m.-10

Napilihau St., 665-0222. $

p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $ Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. M-F, 8 a.m.5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Honokowai,

Nikki’s Pizza - Pizza. Daily 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m., 2435

Kaanapali Pkwy, 667-0333. $

665-5900. $ Okazuya Deli - Japanese plate lunch. Daily, 10

Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough

Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. Daily,

said. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St.,

7:30 a.m.-1:30 a.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-

Lahaina, 667-2663. $

7758. $

a.m.-9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapi`ilani Hwy.,

Honokowai, 665-0512. $

appetizers 50% off 21 & over w/ID. 600 Office Rd.,

Kapalua Resort, 669-6286. $$ Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic.

Daily, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy.,

Napili, 669-1500. $$ Smoke House - BBQ, American. M-F 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sa-Su 3-9 p.m. 927 Waine`e St., Lahaina, 667-

Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Hawaiian style. Daily, 6:30

7005. $

Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo

Mr. Sub - Subs, salads, soups. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9

a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka`anapali, 667-

Bar and Grill. Nightly, 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St,

p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 129 Lahainaluna Rd.,

Son’z Maui at Swan Court - Fresh seafood,

2525. $

steak. Su - Th 5-10 p.m.; Fr - Sa 5-10:30 p.m. Hyatt

Lahaina. 281-2775. $

Lahaina, 667-5683. $ Outback Steak House - Steaks, shrimp-on-the-

Ka`anapali, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina, 667-4506.

barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Nightly, 4-10 p.m.

4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$ Pacific’O - Contemporary Pacific cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St.,

Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$

$$.

Spatz Trattoria - Italian. Tu-Sa 5:30-9 p.m.. Hyatt

Regency, Ka`anapali, 667-4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. M-F, 5-11 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6-10 p.m. 4327 L. Honoapi`ilani Rd.,

Kahana, 669-3539. $$ Pad Thai - Thai, local. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658 Front

St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $

Sunrise Cafe - Casual American. Daily, 6 a.m.-4 p.m. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $

Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro. M-F, 11 a.m.-9:30.; Sa-Su, 5-9:30 p.m. 180 Dickenson St.,

Lahaina, 661-6633. $ Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking),

Lahaina, 667-5809. $

Tex Mex BBQ - BBQ by smoker oven! Daily, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890.

Thai Chef - Thai food with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $ Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties,

Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese. Daily, 10:30 a.m.9:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St.,

661-6628. $

steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Su, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.; Nightly 6-9 p.m. 2525 Ka`anapali Pkwy, Kaanapali,

661-0011. $$

Pioneer Inn - Eclectic Island cuisine. Daily, 7 a.m.-

Tony Roma’s - Steaks, ribs and bibs. Nightly 5:30-

10 p.m. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $

9:30 p.m. 736 Front St., Lahaina. 661-7600. $$$

Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-

Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Nightly, 5:30-9:30

9 p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-9600. $$$

p.m. Westin Ka`anapali, 667-2525. $$

Pizza Paradiso - Italian and Greek. Daily, 11 a.m.-10

Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Nightly

p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $

from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse,

Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. Daily, breakfast/lunch 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly from 6 p.m. Lounge stays open for duration. 2000

Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $ Round Table Pizza - Dine-in, take-out or delivery.

Su-Th 11 a.m-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 2580

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Kahana, 669-6999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern - American.

Daily, 8 a.m.-2 a.m. Whalers Village, Ka`anapali,

661-3123. $$ 10/31/07

Offer Expires 10/31/07. Valid for one half-priced lunch or dinner entree per coupon with the purchase of another lunch or dinner at this location only. Not valid with kid’s menu, any other offer or discount, or on orders to go.

Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak.

Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-

8815. $$$

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Zushi - Japanese take-out. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-8:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5142.

Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy.,

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Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees.

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Hilariously Hot Saturday (Oct. 13), 7 p.m. at the McCoy Studio Theater, Maui Arts and Cultural Center

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[PERFORMANCE] The Wau Wau Sisters’ act has been described as “Cirque du Soleil meets Moulin Rouge” and although it is my job to come up with an even better way to describe them, I really can’t.

What I can tell you is that these two incredibly hot, equally hilarious, extremely talented acrobatic burlesque performers have played venues from New York City and Los Angeles to Edinburgh and Australia. They’ve wowed audiences on the Isaac Mizrahi Show, Sharon Osborne Show and Jimmy Kimmel Live. I watched a short clip of them performing on the trapeze and believe me people, you don’t want to miss out on a chance of watching two scantily clad females simultaneously flipping around with faces and crotches dangerously close to one another. Do I need to say more? If you need further visual evidence visit their website at wauwausisters.com. Tickets: $20. 242-7469.

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ThIS WEEK’S PICKS

by Starr Begley

Cowboys don’t Cry

Tiki Tales

Saturday (Oct. 13) 8 a.m. – 4 p.m. at the Kulamalu Field, Upcountry

Saturday (Oct. 13), 11 a.m. at Borders Express, Pi‘ilani Shopping Center, Kihei and Tuesday (Oct. 16), 11 a.m. at Maui Ocean Center, Ma‘alaea

[FAMILY FUN] You know, it wasn’t long ago that I was a preteen with a crush on a boy who played Pop Warner football. He had this shiny sateen team jacket that he would wear to school and if he wanted you to be his girlfriend, he’d ask you to wear it. Well, the day came that he finally asked me to wear it and I did. My sateen jacket days are over, but I’d like to do my part in supporting the next generation of boys and girls who make out on football fields. Hence, Paniolo Fun Day- a fundraiser for the Kulamalu Cowboys complete with a Fun Run, Cowgirl completion, western karaoke, food, games, entertainment, line dancing, jumping castle, rummage sale and much more. Call 572-8816.

[KEIKI EVENT] I didn’t know this, but Hawaiian monk seals (my favorite animal in the whole wide world) molt–as in shed their skin like a snake. I’m not sure if this makes me like them more or less, but regardless, it’s cool. I also didn’t know that the Green Sea Turtle’s body fat is actually green from eating limu. Weird, huh? Does this mean that my kid’s body fat is actually magenta from consuming too many Icees? Kid book author and illustrator Judi Riley who has written When I am Quiet on Maui and When I am Quiet on Oahu will be on hand to talk story about Hawaii’s endangered species and the interesting quirks that make them so special. Free endangered species finger puppet crafts will be available. For more information, visit www.tikitales.com or call the Maui Ocean Center at 270-7000.

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Bad to the Bone Saturday (Oct. 13), 7 p.m. at the Castle Theater, MACC [STAGE] Hali‘imaile born Kahekili, the Hawaiian ruler of Maui and Oahu in the late 1700’s was bad to the bone. He stood almost seven feet and weighed about 300 pounds. He was a hardcore ruler and a brutal genius when it came to warfare.

Kumu Hula Hokulani Holt and halau Pa`u O Hi`iaka, together with na kumu hula Keali’i Reichel and Pali Ahue, reconstruct the original hula drama Kahekili. The drama has been named an American Dance Masterpiece. It integrates hula, Hawaiian martial arts, dramatic narration, ceremonies and cultural practices into an intense performance that Alastair Macauley of the New York Times says, “…stays in the mind.” Tickets: $40, $25, $10 at 242-7469. For information visit MauiArts.org.

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‘Ukulele Madness Sunday (Oct. 14) 2 – 7 p.m. at the A&B Amphitheater, MACC [FESTIVAL] Starbucks Hawai‘ i is sponsoring the 2nd annual Starbucks Maui ‘Ukulele Festival. The best thing, besides the stellar lineup, is that this event is totally free and promises to be fun for the whole ohana. Performers include Na Hoku Hanohano award winners Herb Ohta Sr., Manoa DNA, Holunape, Grammy nominee Raiatea Helm, Brittni Paiva, Vince Esquire and the Kanekoa Band, Hula Honeys and more. Roy Sakuma will be the Master of Ceremonies. Besides the fantastic music, there will be prizes and drawings courtesy of fine ‘ukulele houses: Kamaka, KoAloha, Gstring, Kala, Kanilea, Pono, KoAlana, Bugs Gear and Mele ‘Ukulele. Also, there will be a free ukulele workshop conducted by Roy and Kathy Sakuma on Saturday from 10 – 11 a.m. Space is limited. For the workshop call 2422787 ext. 221. As for the festival: Free. For more information visit MauiArts.org.

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FILMCRITIQUE

BY COLE SMITHEY COLE@MAUITIME.COM

Displeasing the Queen Shekhar Kapur’s “Elizabeth” Sequel Tarnishes Disappointment seeps through every element of director Shekhar Kapur’s ineffectual sequel to his superior 1998 precursor Elizabeth, which introduced the world to the exceptional acting abilities of Cate Blanchett.

Elizabeth: The Golden Age

★★★★★ Rated PG-13/114 min.

In spite of her familiarity and ease as the woman who reinvented 16th century England, Blanchett’s best efforts are routed by an overly compartmentalized script that seeks to add a romantic groundwork to the character.

Screenwriter Michael Hirst (Elizabeth) teams up with William Nicholson (Gladiator) to detail Elizabeth’s jealous relationship with Sir Walter Raleigh (Clive Owen), while giving scope to her ruling abilities in the context of waging war with Spain.

Elizabeth: The Golden Age waffles most in pinning its narrative gist on Elizabeth’s vulnerable alliance with Sir Walter Raleigh. Once Raleigh

boldly introduces himself to the Queen during a public court, a soap opera tone wafts over scenes of the two skirting around his appeal for her to finance a voyage to America, and her desire to keep his charming company beside her.

Since much of Elizabeth’s perceived power lies in her designation as the “Virgin Queen,” there is no place for the plot go.

As engaging as Raleigh is, the part as written casts a shadow of ulterior motives upon him. It’s a gray area that could have provided the story with essential nourishment had the writers bothered to flesh it out.

From this corner-painted position, the film distracts with equally benign subplots about things like a misinformed assassination attempt and Elizabeth’s decision to dress in full armor to lead her short-numbered army into combat. The brief battlefield scene comes off as little more than a movie poster photo opportunity.

Shekhar Kapur has pasted together bubbles of historic anachronisms–Queen Elizabeth would have been 52 at the time the story takes place—filled with worthy but unjustified performances.

The movie wants to be as much about Sir Walter Raleigh as it is about Queen Elizabeth, but the filmmakers seem to avoid investing in his character–probably

“M’Lady, pray excuse me, but there is a rat in your hair.”

for fear of upstaging the regal Queen they attempt to make “human.”

However, there’s no denying that the actor’s performances help compensate for the film’s lack of narrative cohesion– Samantha Morton creates an intriguing character as the Queen’s duplicitous cousin

Mary Stuart while newcomer Abbie Cornish is beguiling as Raleigh’s more tangible love interest, and Geoffrey Rush is ever reliable as Sir Francis Walsingham–even if they are not given sufficient screentime.

Here, the Golden Age is converted to pewter. MTW

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MOVIECAPSULES Maui Film Festival’s Candlelight Cinema Wednesday, October 17 DEATH AT A FUNERAL - (R) - Comedy A dark comedy about a dysfunctional British family trying to keep up appearances at their father’s funeral, which is hard to do when there’s a huge rivalry between the two sons, cousin Martha brings a fiance who’s high on designer drugs, and dad’s secret gay lover show’s up to say hello and stir up the pot. 90 min. (Jessica Armstrong)

New This Week ACROSS THE UNIVERSE - (PG13) Musical - A young man comes from London to New York in the late 1960s to find his father and falls in love with a girl from the suburbs, told through the great music of the Beatles. 131 min. (JA) ELIZABETH, THE GOLDEN AGE (PG13) - Drama - In 16th century merry ol’ England Queen Elizabeth is dealing with an attempted takeover by the Spanish King, forbidden romantic feelings for a knight and an assassination attempt on her life, not to mention her daily royal duties and a campaign to return the entire English population

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to Catholicism. Whew! 114 min. (JA)

nothing but his tattoos. 100 min. (JA)

MICHAEL CLAYTON - (R) - Drama - Michael Clayton is a slimy, burned-out lawyer and former criminal prosecutor who faces the challenge of a lifetime when a multi-million dollar lawsuit led by his firm is threatened by a guilt-ridden attorney.

FEAST OF LOVE - (R) - Drama, Romance - A flick about love in all it’s varied forms; from the extramarital affair to budding first-time romance and an enduring committed relationship. Based on the novel by Charles Baxter and set in a cozy coffee shop in small town Oregon, this movie leaves no love stone unturned. 102 min. (JA)

120 min. (JA) WE OWN THE NIGHT - (R) - Drama - A melodrama about a family riff between a New York deputy chief of police, his macho NYPD officer son and his other, Russian gangster-enabling night club manager son. 117 min. (JA) WHY DID I GET MARRIED? - (PG13) - Comedy, Drama - Forget the traditional love triangle, this film is all about the love octagon as eight friends in four disfunctional relationships go vacationing in the Colorado mountains, resulting in more drama than you can shake a stick at. 118 min. (JA)

Now Showing 3:10 TO YUMA - (R) - Action - Christian Bale stars in this dusty Western film about the complex dynamic between a rancher struggling with drought-ravaged land and the ruthless outlaw (Russell Crowe) who he is payed to transport to the prison train to Federal Court in Yuma. 120 min.

(JA) THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM - Action (PG13) - Matt Damon is back to prove once again that he’s smarter than a room full of CIA agents and more bad-ass than a dozen super assassins.

We’ll be watching for flashes of those awesome abs and glimpses of that tantilizing armpit hair.

Awwwww yeaaaaaah. 111 min. (JA) THE BRAVE ONE - (R) - Thriller - A New York radio host turns vigilante when she is attacked and her fiance is killed during a brutal beating in this flick about the psychology of revenge and the dark pursuit of justice. 122 min. (JA) DRAGON WARS - (PG13) - Sci-Fi - A reporter discovers the truth about an ancient legend just as giant dragons descend on modern day Los Angeles with a force more powerful than the U.S. military.. He also discovers that a beautiful young woman holds the key to ending all the destruction. 100 min. (JA) EASTERN PROMISES - (R) - Action - On a hunt for an orphaned baby’s relatives, Anna (Naomi Watts) stumbles onto London’s dark underside and into the brutal world of the Russian mafia.

Bloody battles ensue, including one particularly tasty scene in a Russian bath house where Viggo Mortensen expertly fights off mobsters wearing

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FEEL THE NOISE - (PG13) - Drama - A New York kid with dreams of becoming a rapper leaves everything behind and moves to Puerto Rico to live with his dad after he gets shot at.

Whatever, the most important aspect of this movie is the hot Puerto Rican women and their beautiful bum-bums. 87 min. (Starr Begley) THE GAME PLAN - (PG) - Comedy Quarterback Joe Kingman is the man. He makes all the best passes, gets all the hot ladies and goes to all the best parties. Then his eight-year-old daughter, who he never knew existed, turns up on his doorstep, swaps his football for barbies, and completely throws off his game. 110 min. (JA) GOOD LUCK CHUCK – (R) – Comedy, Romance – Dane Cook and Jessica Alba star in this tale about a successful dentist who was cursed by a creepy goth chic when he refused to kiss her during a childhood game of “Spin the Bottle.” Every woman that he sleeps with ends up finding true love with the person they hook up with after him. When he meets the hottie of his dreams, can he break the spell? 96 min. (SB) THE HEARTBREAK KID - (R) - Comedy - Ben Stiller stars as a guy who finally “took the plunge” and got married after a six-week long romance.

The problem is that he falls in love with someone else during his honeymoon. 158 min. (SB) IN THE VALLEY OF ELAH – (R) – Drama – A Vietnam Vet (Tommy Lee Jones) and a small town detective (Charlize Theron) try to find out why the vet’s son, recently returned from a tour of duty in Iraq, was found murdered just outside a New Mexico army base. 119 min. (Anthony Pignataro) JANE AUSTEN BOOK CLUB - (PG13) - Drama - Six women are in the Jane Austen Book Club.

This movie follows the storylines of these women as they intertwine with six different Austen books over the course of six months. You all caught that devil reference, right? 6 - 6 - 6. 106 min. (SB) THE KINGDOM - (R) - Drama - An elite FBI team is secretly sent to find a madman in Saudi Arabia after an American housing facility is bombed. When local government officials sour on their brusque, imperialistic approach, the team learns that their only hope is to play Saudis’ rules.

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MR. WOODCOCK – (PG-13) – Comedy – A successful self-help book writer (Seann William Scott) goes home to find that his mom (Susan Sarandon) is marrying sadistic gym teacher Mr. Woodcock (Billy Bob Thornton). Wow—just like real life. 87 minutes. (AP) RESIDENT EVIL: EXTINCTION - (R) - Action - A genetically altered heroine with superhuman strengths and senses attempts to eliminate the deadly virus that threatens to make all humans undead. And she’s hot in the ass-kicking way only a video game character can be. 95 min. (JA) THE SEEKER - (PG) - Action, Fantasy - I’m going to make it simple and break it down into a few simple topics here: immortals, biblical times, evil, time travel and unimaginable power. 94 min. (SB)

Castle Theater, 572-3456 Death at a Funeral - R - Wed only 5, 7:30

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) 3:10 To Yuma - R - Daily 1:30, 4:10, 6:55, 9:45 Bourne Ultimatum - PG13 - Th only 5:20 The Brave One - R - Th, M-W 3:30, 6:30, 9:20; F-Su 12:30, 3:30, 6:30, 9:20 The Game Plan - PG - Th, M-W 1:50, 3:30, 4:25, 7, 7:25, 9:35, 10; F-Su 12:45, 1:50, 3:30, 4:25, 7, 7:25, 9:35, 10 Dragon Wars - PG13 - Th, M-W 2:30, 5, 7:20, 9:35; F-Su 12:15, 2:30, 5, 7:20, 9:35 Feel the Noise - PG13 - Th, M-W 2:35, 5, 7:35, 9:50; F-Su 12:20 2:35, 5, 7:35, 9:50 In the Valley of Elah - R - Th, M-W 3:45, 6:35, 9:25; F-Su 12:55, 3:45, 6:35, 9:25 Jane Austen Book Club - PG13 - Daily 1:30, 4:15, 7:10, 9:40 The Kingdom - R - Th, M-W 1:35, 2:45, 4:10, 6:45, 7:05, 9:20, 9:50; F-Su 12:10, 1:35, 2:45, 4:10, 6:45, 7:05, 9:20, 9:50 Resident Evil: Extinction - R - Th, M-W 2:25, 4:45, 7:25, 9:55; F-Su 12, 2:25, 4:45, 7:30, 9:55 Why Did I Get Married? - PG13 - F-Su12, 2:40, 5:20, 8; M-W 2:40, 5:20, 8

KA`AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) Across the Universe - PG13 - F-W 12:15, 3:45, 7:10, 10:05 Eastern Promises - R - Th only 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7, 9:20 Elizabeth,The Golden Age - PG13 - F-W 12:30, 3:35, 7:15, 9:50 Feast of Love - R - Th only 1:10, 3:15, 6:45, 9:15 Good Luck Chuck - R - Th 12, 2:45, 5, 7:30, 9:50 The Heartbreak Kid - R - Daily 1:20, 3:55, 7, 9:35 Michael Clayton - F-W 1:45, 4:30, 7:20, 10 Mr Woodcock - PG13 - Th only 12:10, 2:25, 4:40, 7:10, 9:40 The Seeker - PG - Th 12, 2:20, 4:50, 7:20, 9:40; F-W 12:45, 3:25, 6:45, 9:25 We Own The Night - R - F-W 1:25, 4:10, 7, 9:45

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) Elizabeth, The Golden Age - PG13 - F-Sa 1, 4:05, 7, 9:45; Su 1, 4:05, 7; M-W 3, 7 The Game Plan - PG - Th, M-W 3:30, 7:30; F-Sa 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10; Su 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 The Heartbreak Kid - R - F-Su 1, 4:05, 7, 9:45; M-W 3, 7 The Kingdom - R - Th 3:15, 7:15; F-Sa 1:45; 4:45; 7:45; 10:05; Su 1:45, 4:45, 7:45 Resident Evil: Extinction - R - Th only 3:45, 7:45

FRONT STREET THEATRE 900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: MF until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm) The Kingdom - R - Th 3:45, 6:45, 9:30; F, M-W 4:15, 7:15, 9:45; Sa-Su 1:30, 4:15, 7:15, 9:45 In the Valley of Elah - R - Th-F, M-W 3:30, 6:30, 9:15; Sa-Su 12:45, 3:30, 6:30, 9;15 Michael Clayton - R - F, M-W 3:45, 6:45, 9:30; Sa-Su 1, 3:45, 6:45, 9:30 Resident Evil: Extinction - Th only 4:15, 7:15, 9:45 The Seeker - PG - Th-F, M-W 4, 7, 9:30; Sa-Su 1:15, 4, 7, 9:30

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7865 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Good Luck Chuck - R - Th only 1:30, 4, 7, 9:30 The Game Plan - PG -Th-F, M-W 1, 3:30, 6:30, 9:15; Sa-Su 10:30, 1, 3:30, 6:30, 9:15 The Heartbreak Kid - R- Th 1:15, 3:45, 6:45, 9:30; F, M-W 1:30, 4:15, 7, 9:35; Sa, Su 10:45, 1:30, 4:15, 7, 9:35 Why Did I Get Married? - PG13 - F, M-W 1:15, 4, 6:45, 9:30; Sa-Su 10:30, 1:15, 4, 6:45, 9:30

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ART&ENTERTAINMENT

BY STARR BEGLEY STARR@MAUITIME.COM

Come Together Making memories in historic Wailuku town during “First Fridays” monthly blockparty Courtesy of the Wailuku Community Association, the first Friday of every month is cause for celebration in Wailuku. From discounts on food and products to live entertainment, First Fridays brings the community together for a great evening of making new memories and reminiscing about the past.

First Fridays

Photos: Jason Waterhouse

First Friday of every month from 5 - 7:30 p.m. in Wailuku Town. For more information debbie@kamaainaproperties.com

Like most people born on Maui, the first breath that I took filled my lungs with Wailuku air. My first home was nearby–a small two bedroom place that my parents shared with my aunt and uncle. It was walking distance from my paternal grandparents house, which was the same house that my dad grew up in.

My dad was a Wailuku boy. My childhood is filled

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diverse the crowd was–old timers, keiki, teenagers, local with memories of my dad telling tales from his hanabudda people, mainlanders, people who looked like they had a days. Wild tales filled with adventure–swimming in rivers, bunch of money and people who looked like they might be running the streets, riding skateboards down from Iao homeless. It didn’t matter. There was no real demographValley. I always pictured my dad and his friends like ic–it was truly a mixed crowd and there was something for brown-skinned Huckleberry Finn’s–finding trouble were everyone. they could and always weaseling their way out of it.

I bought two shirts (one for me, one for my daughter) As a kid, my grandma would take me to National at Bohemia Boutique on a special “First Friday” sale rack Dollar which is where the Maui Academy of Performing and spent only $15 for a Ripcurl and a Juicy Couture. As I Arts studio is today. National Dollar sold the weirdest was leaving I heard them popping open a bottle of wine to stuff and I loved it. We would always leave with somego along with the platter of crackers and cheese available thing. My favorite purchase was a pair of beaded velvet to customers. slippers. They were red and hard to wear, but I thought Most shops had hordouvers and wine flowing freely they were awesome. and many had live entertainment. Requests Music had a DJ I remember going to a little store that sold trinkets spinning and a dance troupe breaking it down in the small and magic tricks on Market Street. I don’t remember the empty lot next to their shop. name, but it was near the old Hamburger Mary’s. My aunt The most popular area took me there for my birthday one seemed to be the corner of Market year and I chose a box of capsules and Vineyard street where that exploded into colorful paper Hawaiian music was played and flowers when you dripped water hula performed. As the sun set, we onto them. stood under the Wailuku banyan Then there was Fujiya’s–a little tree–people watching and relishJapanese restaurant that was a few ing in the simplistic pleasure of a doors down from where Bohemia beautiful evening–one worthy of Boutique is now. They had the best adding to my lifelong memories of miso soup. We’d go there for dinner Wailuku town. MTW whenever family from Oahu came in.

Over the years, Wailuku has changed. Nowadays there’s Cafe Marc Aurel which has great coffee and the best hummus and tomato bagel on the island and Ohana Cafe–the best place to get a “pick me up” spirulina blueberry smoothie.

The Iao Theater is still there, but it’s busy and active these days. I can’t remember the last time there wasn’t a cool event either on stage or Graffiti artist, Flewnt Sevns in the works there. Back in the day, shows were few and far between_ with the biggest event being the Rocky Horror Picture Show every October.

Under the Wailuku banyan tree there’s a farmers market with fresh Hawaii produce, and a stage a where local musicians often play.

You can find sushi, get acupuncture, shop for stiletto’s, get your shoes repaired, buy property, eat croissants, have a glass of wine, admire fine art, have your watch repaired, visit a pawn shop, hire a lawyer... You name it and you can find it, eat it or do it in Wailuku.

Now Wailuku even has a monthly blockparty. Last Friday after work, the family and I strolled through Market and Main Street with hundreds of other Maui resDJ Boomshot idents in the first ever “First Friday” event.

The atmosphere was festive and I was struck at how

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Beautiful brand new ‘ukuleles will be given away Courtesy of: Kamaka, Koaloha, G-String, Kala, Kanilea, Pono, Koalana, Bugs Gear and Mele ‘Ukulele There will be vendors with fresh flower lei, Hawaiian arts & crafts, and ‘ono-licious foods & beverages available.

WORKSHOP FREE ‘UKULELE conducted by Roy & Kathy Sakuma Saturday, October 13 • 10-11 am Space is limited • RSVP to 242-2787 x221 info@mauiarts.org

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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 10/11

Friday 10/12

Saturday 10/13

Sunday 10/14

Monday 10/15 – Wednesday 10/17

AMBROSIA

Estee Graham No cover, 10pm

A.D.D. Twins No cover, 10pm

DJ Del Sol No cover, 10pm

The Sisters Grimm No cover, 9pm

MON-DJ Del Sol, 9pm; TUE-Crunch Pups unplugged, 10pm; WED-Sal Godinez & Joe Benedett, 9pm

BADA BING’S

Dirty Thursdays 10pm

WILD 105.5 10pm

All Access 10pm

WED - Ultra Fab Night, 10pm

Rio Thing

Pau Hana Party

Coconut Cabaret After Party

MON - Open Mic Night No cover

DJ C & DJ Freeflow $10, 10pm

DJ Durty & DJ Trip $10, 10pm

WED - Ladies Night w/ DJ Boomshot & DJ Jay-P $5, 9:45pm

Na Koho & Billy Kekona $10, 10pm

Kanekoa $10, 9pm

MON - Willie K, $15, 10pm; WED - Wet n’ Wild Wahine Wednesday, $7, 9pm

Salsa $5, 10pm

TUE - Sonny B

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CAFE MARC AUREL 28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852

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CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453

Coyote Ugly $7, 10pm

COMPADRES Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

COOL CAT CAFE

Wharf Cinema, Lahaina - 667-0908

Special Guest No cover, 9pm

Dave Carroll No cover, 9pm

Dave Carroll No cover, 9pm

Special Guest No cover, 9pm

MON - Dave Carroll, No cover, 9pm; TUE - Jazz, No cover 9pm; WED - Erin Smith, No cover, 9pm

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

MON - Marty Dread, $10, $5 kama`aina 10pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

BIG SHOWS Singers Getting High - Friday, Oct 12. Join Uncle Richard Ho'opi'i with Mistress of Ceremonies Alaka'i Paleka for the Maui Falsetto (Ha’i) Contest, where singers will compete for bragging rights and a Hula Records recording contract.

This vocal art form dates back to the days when Hawaiian ladies were forbidden to sing, so be prepared for a truly fabulous falsetto evening. Tickets $20 available at ABC Stores and 7-11. 6 p.m., or call 242-7469. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC Big Hollywood Hotshots - Friday, Oct 12 & Saturday, Oct 13. Local band Kanekoa returns to Maui after their big screen debut as the wedding band in The Heartbreak Kid. The Hawaiian jam band has been doing most of their touring on the mainland but are returning to celebrate their success with two big shows back home. Fri. 9 p.m., Life’s a Beach, Kihei; Sat 9 p.m., Charley’s, Paia.

Kahekili - Saturday, Oct 13. Kumu hula Hukulani Holt and halau Pa’u O Hi’iaka will reconstruct the original hula drama, Kahekili, named after the great Hawaiian ruler and father of King Kamehameha.

This performance takes the audience into pre-contact Hawai`i through Hawaiian chants, kahiko (traditional hula), dramatic interpretation and storytelling.

The chants and dances in Kahekili follow the traditions and stylings as they are believed to have been practiced during his lifetime, including ceremonies and cultural practices as used for marriages and awa ceremonies that are rarely performed on stage today. Tickets: $40, $25, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Coconut Cabaret - Saturday, Oct 13, Manhattan Mama presents the internationally acclaimed Wau Wau Sisters. These crazy ladies combine comedy,

acrobatics and bawdy burlesque in a show The New York Times calls ‘Irreverent, sacrilegious, foulmouthed and uninhibited.” It’s a crazy cocktail circus for grown-ups! Tickets: $20. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

TICKETS ON SALE Quirky Local Comedy - Thu., Oct 18 & Fri., Oct19. A quirky Kumu Kahua Theatre presents “Ala Wai”, a fast-pased pidgin comedy from the banks of Honolulu's big ditch. Bertram and Ernesto are two roommates who suddenly find themselves jobless and homeless along the Ala Wai Canal on O‘ahu; one has a drug habit, the other has an intense fear of tilapia, and they both quickly become engaged in quirky neighborhood dramas. Tickets: $20. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Lahaina, Past and Present - Fri, Oct 19.

Hawaii music legend and filmmaker Eddie Kamae’s Lahaina: Waves of Change is a historical and personal journey through plantation-era Lahaina. Join him for a screening of the movie and a Q & A session, as well as a rare musical performance by the Sons of Hawaii. Tickets $15. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Shakespear Enters the Jazz Age - Fri, Sat & Sun, Oct. 26 - Nov 11. Director Cassandra Wormser and an all-star cast of MAPA performers have revamped Shakespear’s great tragedy, “Othello” to be set in 1940s WWII fascist Italy. This new, fastpaced version still has all the murder, lust, jealousy, violence and betrayal we’ve come to love about the original, but now is centered around scenes in a military camp and a night club. Tickets: $15, $12. Fri. & Sat: 7:30 p.m.; Sun 2p.m., Steppingstone Playhouse, Queen Ka’ahumanu Center. 244-8760.

Masters Of Rhythm ~ Hana Hou! Sat. Oct 27. An explosion of rhythm and style, artistically arranged by Emmy Award-winning choreographer Jason Samuels Smith and Chloe Arnold, co-directors of the L.A.Tap Festival. Features some of the world's best tap dancers, including the Chicago sensation Martin "Tre" Dumas. Live music. Ignite your senses! Tickets: $38, $25, $10. 7:30 PM Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Divine Music - Sun, Oct 28. Singer songwriter Donna De Lory’s voice and lyrics transcend time and genre. She has been known for her work as accompanying vocalist for Madonna over the past two decades, as well as for her album The Lover and the Beloved. Donna's spiritual practice has led her to express music that reaches for the divine, and allows her to touch the hearts of music lovers around the globe. Tickets: $20, $15. 6:30 p.m., The Studio Maui, Haiku, 575-9390.

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Soil is Alive! - Learn about the important relationship between body and soil health at Maui aloha Aina’s Body Health and Wellbeing evening. Be enlightened by food expert guest speakers Jerry Brunetti and Dr. Sherrill Sellman. Tickets: $35, 6 p.m., Iao Theater, Wailuku, 242-7870.

The Truth About GMO’s on Maui - GMO-Free Maui is holding an informational evening about GMO testing on Maui with Q & A with Dr. Lorring Pang and a screening of the video Islands at Risk.

Pupus will be provided. Free. 7 p.m., Kihei Charter School, RSVP to 572-7157.

Come Out and Play - Every Thu. Elizabeth Ann Brandon, MA wants to make friends with your inner child using cognitive therapy, hypnosis and transactional analysis. Free. 12-3 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424.

In the Green - Every Thu. No where to go Upcountry during the week? Oh, contraire, my friend! Get a group of people together and head over to Sunny Maui Specialties and enjoy pupus, food and music. BYOB, and some for me. Free. 6-9 p.m., Sunny Maui Specialties, 81 Makawao Ave, 573-2375.

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 12 ACLU Forum - Hawaii attorney Edmund Burke will share an insider’s view of life at Guanatanamo Bay prison, including what life is like for a detainee and the challenges facing the wartime attorney of a Guantánamo detainee. Free. 5:30 p.m., MCC, Science Building 10a, RSVP 522-5906.

Biofeedback - Every Fri. Mary Higgins, QXCI/SCIO practicioner, helps you energetically rebalance after living yet another day in a toxin-filled word. Walk-ins only. Sliding scale pricing 2-5 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424.

Contact Improvisation - Every Fri. Sounds dirty, doesn’t it? Actually, it’s exercise meets dance, meditation and stretching. By donation. 4-5 p.m., Maui Lotus Yoga, Kihei, 874-9642.

Stellar Rejuvenation - Every Fri. Experiance the natural healing benefits of soliton lasers. Free.

4-6 p.m., The Studio Maui, 575-9390.

Learn to Swing Dance - Every Fri. Lindy Hop Swing Dance lessons. Come learn the original swing dance craze that started it all! $5, 7 p.m., North Kihei Villages Club House. 357-1231

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 13 Paniolo Fun Day - Help raise funds for the Kulamalu Cowboys Football and Cheer ohana with a day full of cowboy fun. Come for giveaways, games, arts and crafts and entertainment as well as the punt, pass, kick contest, western karaoke, the search for Lil’ Miss Kulamalu contest, and more. By donation. 8 a.m.-4 p.m., Kulamalu Field, Upcountry, 572-8816.

Community Meeting - Come share your thoughts on the draft Hawai’i 2050 Plan, a document to guide the State towards a more sustainable future. The Hawai’i 2050 Plan will be revised into it’s final form based on public comments and is planned to be presented to the public and state Legislature in early 2008. Light pupus and beverages will be served. 8:30 a.m., MACC, 244-5263 or www.hawaii2050.org for more info.

Waihe’e Dunes Walk - Learn about one of the last remaining coastal dunes systems on Maui as well as remnants of ancient Hawaiian villages, an inland fishpond and several heiau on an easy, two to three hour guided walk through the Waihe’e Coastal Dunes and Wetlands Refuge. Free, reservations required. 244-5263.

Women’s Health & Wellness Expo - A day packed with speakers, demonstrators and exhibits, and a time for women to learn about the issues that currently affect their health. Lunch and a snack are included. Tickets $15. 9 a.m.-3 p.m., Hope Chapel, Kihei, 879-3853.

Free Ukulele Workshop - Students of all ages and skill levels are welcome to bring their ukulele and learn strumming techniques and a new song from Roy and Kathy Sakuma. 10 a.m., MACC, McCoy Studio Theater, RSVP 242-2787 x221.

Keiki Book Signing - Children’s book author and illustrator Judi Riley will be signing copies of her book When I am Quiet on Maui. This imaginative and colorful book has been described as a sleepy bedtime tale of close encounters with Maui’s animal friends. Free. 11 a.m., Pi’ilani Shopping Center, Kihei.

Concerts on the Crater - A concert series to raise funds for Maui Future Arts, a music school and cultural center designed to promote performance arts that will offer free classes to qualifying children.

This weeks entertainment: Gypsy Pacific. Call for ticket price. 2-9 p.m., Alelani, 14801 Haleakala Hwy., Kula, 878-8714. www.mauifuturearts.org Hula Classes Every Sat. Halau Kawaianuhealehua holds open hula classes for children, teen and adult wahines and kanes. 9 a.m., Maui Waena School cafeteria, gothulack@yahoo.com for more info.

Cinema Night - Every Sat. Cafe Mambo will be hosting an evening of classic and cult classic films for the 21 and older crowd. This week’s flick “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.” 9 p.m., 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021.

Jam Session - Every Sat. Musicians are invited to head on down to Waikapu and jam away with other players. I used to live next door to the community center down there and I swear, it was like a free concert every weekend. Hooray! Bring a chair and your instrument. 3 p.m., Waikapu Community Center, 269-2704.

DA KINECALENDAR SUNDAY, OCTOBER 14 Tantra Temple Services - Every Sun. Embrace the spiritual essence of all faiths with tantra, an ancient high-spiritual practice. Free. 10 a.m.

Lemurian Center, 2138 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 2444921, 244-4103.

Drum Circle - Every Sun. Bring yor drum and beat away with others in the community. Free. 4 p.m. - sunset, Kamaole Point, Kihei, 298-9022.

Line Dancing - Every Sun. Practice your “tush push” ya’ll and come on down for some line dancing by the Maui Paniolo Posse. Lessons, 6:30 p.m. followed by dancing from 7-8:30 p.m., Lahaina Cannery Mall.

Monday, OCTOBER 15 Flamenco for Beginners - Every Mon. Rosalind Modica teaches the passionate and powerful movements of exotic dance from Spain, Morocco, India, Persia and other far-away lands. $18. 7:30 p.m., The Studio Maui, Haiku, 575-9390.

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 16 Song Journal Workshop - High school teacher and author of Songs for a Teenage Nomad Kim Culbertson is hosting a writing workshop for teens to guide them in developing their own unique song journal. She’ll also be signing copies of her book.

Free. 8:15 a.m.-1 p.m. Seabury Hall, Upcountry, 572-7235.

Keiki Book Signing - Children’s book author and illustrator Judi Riley will be signing copies of her book When I am Quiet on Maui. This imaginative and colorful book has been described as a sleepy bedtime tale of close encounters with Maui’s animal friends. Free. 11 a.m.-4 p.m., Maui Ocean Center Store, 270-7000.

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`Ohana Connection - Every Tue. Breakfast to promote the health and well being of all Maui residents. 8:30 a.m., 986-0209.

Find Yourself - Every Tue. Hanna Hammerli digs deep to find your hidden issues using Dream Tending and the Gesalt Process. Walk-ins only. Free.

12-3 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424 Non-Profit Polynesian Dance - Every Tue. Support the kids of the Napili Kai Foundation by watching their polynesian dance show. $10 adults, $5 kids. 5:30 p.m., Napili Kai Resort, 669-6271.

KEIKI After-School Help - Every Mon-Fri Hui Malama Learning Center offers after-school homework help and classes. Call for directions and hours. 244-5911.

Keiki Shots (West Maui) - Every first Tue of the month. Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis. Free. 9-11 a.m., Lahaina Comprehensive Health Center, 984-8260.

Keiki Shots (Central Maui) - Every first and third Wed of the month. Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations.

Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis. Free.

12-3 p.m., Wailuku Health Center, 984-8260.

In the Green - Every Tue. No where to go Upcountry during the week? Oh, contraire, my friend! Get a group of people together and head over to Sunny Maui Specialties and enjoy pupus, food and music. BYOB, and some for me. Free. 6-9 p.m., Sunny Maui Specialtie, 81 Makawao Ave, 573-2375

Story Time - Every Thursday there’s keiki story time and crafts. 10 a.m., Hawaiian Village Coffee, Kahana, 665-1114.

Learn Folk Dancing - Shake it folk style with the Maui International and Israeli Folk Dance Group. Learn folk dances from around the globe. 5 p.m., Beit Shalom Synagogue, 634 Alulike St., Kihei, 874-5397.

Premature Babies - First Thu of every month Imua will hold a support group for parents of premature babies. Parent education, info and skills.

5:30 p.m., Imua Family Services Anuenue Room, 870-0115.

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 17

Keiki Issues? - Every Thu. The Parent Project, a program for parents of strongwilled children.

Wrestle the phone away from the child and make that call. Free. 6-8:30 p.m., Hui Malama Learning Center, 298-5050.

Ayurvedic Consultations - Every Wed. Margo P. Uma Gal, CAP., offers up wisdom on diet and lifestylefrom over 20 years of experience as a Ayurvedic Practitioner. Walk-ins only. Free. 10:30 a.m.-1 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 573-2424.

WOW! - Every Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. 6:30-8 p.m., 891-6770 ext. 2.

Dance Lessons - Every Wed. Open registration to learn the cha-cha and foxtrot. $50 for three months. 6:30-9:30 p.m., Kihei Community Center, 879-0555.

Bisque it Baby - Every Mon. Sometimes, as a mom, all you might need is a little time to do something creative. Get together with other Moms and babies and paint something! Maybe a mug or a teapot, and de-stress. Studio fee is Free. 9-11 a.m., Kids and Company, Maui Mall, 877-7819.

Toddler Tuesdays - Every Tue. Toddlers are insane. Seriously, as a mother of two I can vouch that they are without rational thought. Let them do

-6 pm HAPPY HOUR 3

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their thing and cruise with the other crazies for storytime, juice, cookies and painting. $15, 10-11 a.m., Kids and Company, Maui Mall, 877-7819.

Music Menagerie - Every Tue. A music inspired hour of dance, storytime, puppetry and interactive play for little ones and their parents. $15, 9:15 a.m., The Studio Maui, Haiku, 575-9390.

Kids Love Music - Music Together Maui offers early childhood music programs for infants, toddlers, preschoolers and kindergarteners and the adults who love them. Come play with instruments, sing, chant and dance. For more info call 248-7549 or visit www.musictogethermaui.com.

LECTURE Got Money? - May I have some? Before you answer that, check out this Maui group that focuses on economic solutions, and visions-- dialog and a readers circle too. Various times, Island Wide locations, 573-3250 for more info.

Socrates Cafe - Practice the Socratic Method in a dialog group with a goal of improving your questioning ability. This means expanding on the, “Why, Mommy, why?” technique. Various times and locations. Call 573-3250 for details

ENVIRONMENTAL Got Boxes? - You can recycle them, and all kinds of packing material, before they start multiplying like bunnies! Business, Etc., 2020 Main St., Wailuku, 242-8200.

Coastal Restoration - Every Fri. Habitat restoration at Waihe`e coastal dunes with Maui Coastal Land Trust. 8 a.m.-12 p.m., Waihe`e, 244-5263.

Smarter than a Sand Crab? - Mon-Fri. Get free info about marine life and answers to all those pesky questions about Maui’s reef environment

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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 10/11 HENRY’S BAR & GRILL 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

MGM No cover, 9pm

JACQUES 120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB 36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

Vince Esquire No cover

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE LAHAINA COOLERS

LIQUIDS 49 East Lipoa St., Kihei - 875-0880

LOBBY LOUNGE Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

DJ El Gato & DJ Boomshot $10, 10pm

DJ Mike Rozak No cover, 9pm

Kenny Roberts No cover

El Vato Loco No cover

Gina Martinelli No cover, 9pm

Sonny B No cover

TUE - Da Ha-y-ans, No cover; WED - Chico & Da Kine; No cover MON - DJ El, No cover, 10pm WED - Chris Galfas Group, $5, 10:30pm

MON - Open Mic, No cover, 10pm; TUE - Kanoa & Shawn, No cover, 10pm; WED - DJ Nexus, No cover, 10pm

Kanekoa

Kama’aina

Call for details

Club Dance $10, 9pm

Club Dance $10, 9pm

Call for details

WED - Ballroom, Country, Swing Dance

Nils & Anastasia 9-11:30pm

Dr. Nat, 9-11:30pm

MON - Nils & Anastasia, 9-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 9-11:30pm

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 9-11:30pm Johnson, 9-11:30pm

Save Honolua - Every Tue. Meeting to inform, educate and involve the community on the proposed deveopment of Honolua Bay. 6:30 p.m. King Kamehameha III School Cafeteria, 611 Front St., Lahaina.

Save the Forest - Every Sun. The Pacific Whale Foundation is hosting a group of ten volunteers to pull invasive pine trees near Hosmers Grove.

Transportation is provided. Bring warm clothes, long pants and closed boots. Pick ups: 7:30 a.m., Harbor Shop, 300 Ma`alaea Rd; 8:15 a.m., Upcountry Tavares Community Center. Goes until noon. 856-8341 to reserve spot.

SPORTS Walk, Run, Train - Every Thu and Tue. Whether you’re a walker or a runner, you’ve got a group to train with. 5:30 p.m., Runner's Paradise, Maui Mall, 877-5300.

Tai Chi - Every Tuesday. Practice the 36 movements of the “short yang” style of tai chi chuan. $10 per class. 5:30-6:30 a.m., Unity Church Wailuku, 242-9327.

Pool Hours - Besides the fear of contracting super-strain uku’s, I really enjoy a good swim in a public pool. Sometimes the thought of dealing with sand is just too much to bear. Kahului, Kihei, Lahaina, War Memorial, Pukalani, anthe Old and New Wailuku Pools: M-W, F, S 9 a.m-4 p.m.; Th 10 a.m.-4:30 p.m.; Sun 12-4:30 p.m. These hours can change due to events. To double check you can call, 270-6135.

Free. Reception at 6 p.m., Fri., Oct 5. Banyan Tree Art Gallery, 648 Wharf Street, Lahaina. 661-0111.

Art Night - Every Fri. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments. Free and open to the public. 6:30p.m., Front St., Lahaina, 661-6284.

WOW Wailea - Every Wed. Meet artists, shmooze, admire art, drink wine and eat pupus.

6:30 p.m. The Shops of Wailea, 874-8583.

POETRY Open Mic - Every night is open mic night at Hawaiian Village Coffee. Kahana Gateway location, call 665-1114.

Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku, 244-0852.

Poetry Reading - Every second Tue, read your original work, your favorite poem, or just come to be inspired. Free. 6:30 p.m., Lahaina Public Library, 662-3950.

Open Mind Open Mic - Every Mon. Open Mind Open Mic with spoken word, poetry, comedy— whatever you have to say here’s your chance. 7:30 p.m., Moana Bakery, Paia, 244-9091.

Open Mic - Every Saturday the Maui Media Lab hosts an open mic night for poets, muscicians and others who want to be heard. Sessions are recorded and fed to the internet. All ages are welcome.

Free. 6-9 p.m., Maui Media Lab, Baldwin Ave, zumatribe@yahoo.com.

Poetry Reading - Every second Thu Maui Live Poets Society hosts an open poetry reading on the West side. Free. 6:30- 9 p.m. Lahaina, 661-0517

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ART Oil Painting Demonstration - Fri., Oct. 12 Haiku artist Jan Welda demonstrates her oil painting style based on techniques of the old masters.

Watch Jan create a beautiful new work of art and view some of her completed ones, both original oils and prints. 6:30 p.m. Quan Gallery, Front Street, 667-2757.

Larger than Life - Now through Oct 23. Come enjoy the work of Robena, who specializes in largescale paintings that impact a space, creating a sense of harmony, peace and beauty. Free. Gallery open daily 10-6 p.m., Viewpoints Gallery, 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-5979.

Plein Air Artist - Now through Nov 4. Enjoy the award winning work of plein air painter Michael Clements, a recognized member of the Plein Air Painters of Hawaii. Curious about this technique?

Come visit with the artist at his opening reception.

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Cheryl Rae No cover, 9pm

Monday 10/15 – Wednesday 10/17

Rampage

that keep you up all night. The Pacific Whale Foundation Marine Naturalists are definitely smarter than a 5th grader. The question is, are you?

Free. 8 a.m.-1 p.m., Ulua Beach Wailea, 249-8811.

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Evolution No cover, 9pm

Sunday 10/14

Live Reggae Music No cover, 9pm

Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661–7082

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

Saturday 10/13

Crunch Pups $5, 10pm

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

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Friday 10/12

The Restless Native Speaks - Every Mon. Maui Time Weekly’s own Starr Begley talks story on the Ed and Greg show. 10 a.m., WILD 105.5 FM.

Maui Talks - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, callin talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m.

Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 572-8787.

Words of Peace - Every Wed-Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace.

Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 8:30 a.m. Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 573-3084.

Conversations with Friends - Every Thu. Mary Omwake and James Jacobson interview New Thought leaders. 11 a.m., KAOI 1110 AM Smallville - Every Fri. Small Town Maui, a onehour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. 7 a.m. KAOI, 1110 AM. Call In - Every Fri. Political and public affairs, call-in talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800.

Uncle Charlie’s Corner - Sat. Kahu Charles Kauluwehi Maxwell, Sr. talks story. 6-10 a.m., KNUI 900 AM. Free Zone/ Zona Libre - Every other Sat. A multi-lingual, multi-cultural radio program featuring world music, fresh thought, live interviews with local and international artists and NO commercial breaks. 6-10 a.m. Mana’o Radio 91.5 FM. Maui Matters - Sat-Sun. Pacific Radio Group News Director Wendy Osher discusses local issues. 1-2 p.m., KNUI 900 AM. Spanish Language - Sat-Sun. carlos David Hernandez discusses news and plays music in Spanish. 2-4 p.m., KNUI 900 AM. Japanese Language - Sun. Yumi’s long-running Japanese language show. 7-8:30 p.m., KNUI 900 AM. Save Honolua - Every Wed at 8 p.m and Thu at 7:30 a.m., AKAKU Channel 53.

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Filipino Language - Mon-Fri. Fred Duldulao, Leo Agcolicol, Rey Patao and Maggie Evangelista host a Filipino language talk show. 4-6 a.m.; 7-10 p.m., KNUI 900 AM.

Isana Restaurant - Daily, 9 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-1811.

Talk of Maui - Mon-Fri. Fred Guzman talks local, state and national poitics and issues. And every Thursday morning at 7:30, Fred grills Maui Time’s own Anthony Pignataro on the latest issues of the day. 6-8 a.m., KNUI 900 AM.

Lulu’s - Wed, 7 p.m., 1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944.

Talk Story - Every Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m., KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145.

Mind Body Spirit - Every Mon from 6:30-9:30 p.m., Tue from 11 a.m.-2 p.m., and Thu at noon. Liah Howard, psychic and guests. KAOI 1110 AM.

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Kobe Japanese Steakhouse - Fri-Sat, 9:30 p.m., 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555.

Sansei - Thu-Fri, 10 p.m., 600 Office Road, Kapalua, 669-6286; Thu-Sat, 10 p.m. Kihei Town Center, 879-0004.

Tiffany’s - Daily, 9:30 p.m., 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku, 249-0052.

WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed-Fri, John Kane; Sat, Harry Troupe; Mon, Tue, Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cheeseburger In Paradise - Mon, Tue, Scotty Rotten; Wed, Fri, Harry Troup; Thu, Sat, Sun, Brooks McGuire. All sets 4:30-10:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Compadres - Tue, 4 p.m., Damien Awai. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189.

Cool Cat Cafe - Sun, Wed - Erik the Whale Sharks; Mon, Fri - Dave Carroll; Tue - Jazz Night; Every other Thur - Howard Ahia and Erin Smith (alternating); Sat- Howard Ahia, sets 7:30-10 p.m.

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Ernest Pua’a; Sat, Sun, Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret Roback. Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Braddah Brian & Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika;. Sat, “TBA”; Sun, Ryan Tanaka & Friends; Mon,“TBA”; Tue, Albert & Roy; Wed, An Den. Late sets 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Ka`anapali Parkway, Building P, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Mon-Sat, Acoustic music. All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi`ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787.

Kimo’s - Mon- Wed, Sat, Sun, Sam Ahia. Fri, TBA. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Leilani’s On The Beach - Fri, Scott Baird;. Sat, JD and Harry; Sun, Kilohana. All sets 2:30-5 p.m.

2435 Ka`anapali Pkwy, Building J, 661-4495.

Longhi’s - Fri, Crazy Fingers; Sat, Scotty Rotten.

All sets 5-7 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288.

Maui Brewing Co. - Thu, Fri, Nino Toscano; Sat, Wed, Marvin Tevaga; Mon, Brian Haia; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473.

Moose McGillycuddy’s, Kihei - Sat, Anuhea; Sun, Teri Garrison. All sets 5-7 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8600.

Moose McGillycuddy’s, Lahaina - Fri, Llayne & France; Sat, Mark & Mike; Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m.

844 Front St., 667-7758.

Mulligan’s on the Blue - Thu-Fri, Wailea Nights; Sat-Sun, Celtic Tigers, 7 p.m.; Mon, Gypsy Pacific, 7 p.m.; Tue, Benoit Jazz Works, 7 p.m.; Wed, Joyce and Gord, 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Fri, AnRil; Sat, John Taylor. All sets 7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881.

Unisan - Thu-Sat, 9:30 p.m., 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m.

658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

DINNER MUSIC

Sea House Restaurant - Thu, Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincade

DA KINECALENDAR Basques; Sun, Andrew; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 6:30 or 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapi`ilani Rd., Napili, 669-1500.

SOUTH MAUI Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Fri, Mon, Boy Kana`e and Ka`Uhaneleo; Sat, Braddah Frances and Friends; Mon-Sat sets 6:30-9 p.m.

Sun, Teri Garrison. Sun sets 4-6:30 p.m. Ma`alaea Harbor, 244-8844.

Cafe Cafe - Tue, Joshua. Fri, Omar & Friends. All sets 7-9 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 879-4700.

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Fri, Salsa & Latin; Sat, “Tory Smith”- Island music. All sets 6:308:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, 875-2910.

Gian Dons - Wed, Sat, Earl Love & Ken Stover; Thu, Bobby Ingram; Fri, Nezzo. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041

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Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu, Live music; Fri, Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue, Ernest Pua`a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

Benny Uyetake; Sat, Tue, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Steve Sargenti; Mon, Josh Kahula. Late sets 6-9 p.m.

■ KA`ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 661-0011

■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 Wailea Alanui, 874-8000

Kupanaha - Nightly, Hula show, 6:30-7:30 p.m.

Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu, Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran; Sat, Mon, Island Style Trio with hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson; Fri, Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis; Sat, Mon, Nils and Anastasia; Sun, Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria; Wed, Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata. Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly.

Tiki Courtyard - Nightly, Alanui with Uncle Rudi; Sun, Hula show. All sets 6:30 p.m.

■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Thu, Kincaid and Albert; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincaid Basques; Sun, Kapule Paoa; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m.

■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 Keka`a Dr., Ka`anapali, 661-3611

Longhi’s - Sat, acustic music. 9 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883

Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat, Live Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m.

Ma`alaea Grill - Thu, Fri, Sat, Benoit Jazz Works.

All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206.

■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 661-0031

Moose McGillycuddys - Fri, Erin Smith; Sat, Anuhea; All sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8600.

Lagoon Bar - Nightly, Hula dancing during sets.

Thu, Mon, Tue, Bobby and Ralph; Fri, Ralph and Allan; Sat, Sun, Fausto and Kawaika; Wed, Nathan and Ralph. All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly.

Mulligan’s on the Blue - Fri, Wailea Nights; Sat, Sun, Celtic Tigers; Mon, Gypsy Pacific; All sets 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Thu, Sun, Tue, Tony & Peter; Fri, Eclipse; Sat, Erin Smith; Mon, Kanoa; Wed, Kenny Roberts. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei Rd., Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café - Sun, Mon, Brian; Wed, Sat, Merv Oana Thu; Fri Margie; Tue Jamie Lawrence. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho; Fri, Kaleo Cullen; Sat, Louise Lambert; Sun, Mon, Kenny Roberts; Tue, Ramen & Cora; Wed, Keoki Ruiz. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 874-6284.

CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Fri, Ron Kuala’au. 6:15 p.m. , Sat Tarvin Makai 6:15 p.m.1237 L. Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774.

Café Marc Aurel - Sat, Belly Dancing. 7 p.m. & 8 p.m.; Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-0852.

Mañana Garage - Mon, Neto & Friends. 6:30-9 p.m.; Fri, Louise Lambert & Jose Ortiz, 8:30-11:30 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

Sushi Go - Wed, Live music. 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525

SOUTH MAUI

■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 Wailea Alanui, 875-1234 Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

Humuhumunukunukuapua`a - Nightly, 5:30 p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo.

Sunset Terrace - Wed, Thu, Bobby Krueger; Fri, Mahalo Greg; Sat, Rama Camarillo; Sun, Mondo Kane; Mon, Tue, Lono. All sets 6-9 p.m.

■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge - (Very early sets) Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Very early sets 9 a.m-1 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sat, Sun, Tue, Ron Kuala’au; Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Early sets 6 p.m.

(Followed by) Thu, Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Late sets 8:30-10:30 p.m.

EAST MAUI ■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI Hana, 248-8211 Paniolo Lounge - Thu-Sun, Live music. 6:309:30 p.m.

Main Dining Room - Thu, Sun, Hula dancing.

7:30-8:15 p.m.

■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 Wailea Alanui, 875-4100 Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 Wailea Alanui East Wing - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth.

Lower Courtyard - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie Lawerence and Friends.

Ono Bar & Grille - Thu, Sat, Steve Sargenti; Fri, Larry Golis; Sun, Margie Heart; Mon, Ernest Puaa; Tue, Brian Haia; Wed, Pam Peterson. Tue-Sun shows, 6-9 p.m. Mon, 5:30-9 p.m.

■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 Wailea Alanui, 879-1922

Tropica - (Early sets) Thu, Wed, Brian Haia; Fri, Sat, Mon, Marvin Tevaga; Sun, Josh Kahula; Tue, Ernest Pua`a. Early sets 3-6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Wed,

Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly, Live music. 9-11 p.m.

Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly, Hula dancing. 6-9 p.m.

Send your listings and photos for the Da Kine Calendar to Jessica Armstrong at calendar@mauitime.com or fax (808) 244-0446

■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 Wailea Alanui, 879-4900

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Wow-wee Maui Cafe - Sat, Bradduh Francis, 8:30-11:30 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI

$6 Martinis & $2 Domestic Drafts

Hana Hou Cafe - Thu, Haiku Hillbillys Randall; Wed, Tom Conway and Randall Rospond. Sat, Westley Furumoto and Steve McGee. All sets 6-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661.

Jacque’s - Mon, Live Jazz. 5 p.m. 120 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8844.

Livewire Cafe - Tue, Green Room Blue; Wed, Eddie Float; Saturday, Joshua. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 137 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-6009.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI ■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 Nohea Kai Dr, Lahaina, 661-1234 Weeping Banyan Lounge - Nightly, Live music. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

■ KAANAPALI BEACH CLUB 104 Ka`anapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000

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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 10/11 LONGHI’S

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

Saturday 10/13

Sunday 10/14

Neto Latin Salsa No cover, 9pm

MANANA GARAGE

The Willy’s & DJ Shaggy No cover, 9pm

DJ Shaggy No cover, 10pm

WED - Hip Hop & Flip Flops, $7, 10pm

Louise Lambert & Jose Ortiz No cover, 9pm

33 Lono Ave, Kahului - 873-0220

MON - Salsa,TUE - Rainbow Night

MAUI BREWING CO.

WED - Open Mic Night, 10:30pm

4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy.,Kahana - 669-3474

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S

DJ Jo Jo 9pm

2511 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8600

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

OYSTER BAR

744 Front St., Lahaina - 661-9090

Wee D’ono No cover, 10pm

The Easy No cover, 9pm

Celtic Tigers

Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm

Hazmatt No cover, 10pm

Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm

MON - Junior Guys, No cover 10pm; TUES - Two Dimes and a Nickel, No cover, 10pm; WED - Open Mic

DJ Nutmeg No cover, 10pm

Lounge N’ Beats Night

MON - WED Lounge N’ Beats Nights

Kanoa of Gomega No cover, 10pm

MON - DJ JP, No cover, 10pm; TUE - DJ Boomshot, No cover, 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups, No cover, 10pm

DJ Shark in da Water No cover, 9:30pm

TUE - The New Project, $5, 10pm;

DJ El Gato No cover, 10pm

DJ Durty No cover, 10pm

Freaky Friday w/DJ Sonny No cover, 10pm

Scott Jonke No cover, 9:30pm

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

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DJ Magnetic, DJ Del Sol No cover, 10pm

Crunch Pups No cover, 9:30pm

Haiku Hillbillys $3, 9pm

1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

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MON - Gypsy Pacific

DJ Blast, $15, 9:30pm

Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali - 667-4727

1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

Celtic Tigers

Live Jazz No cover, 9pm

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MON - DJ Mello Yello, 9pm; TUE DJ Mackie Mac, 9pm, WED - DJ Mellow Yellow, 9pm

DJ Mello Yello No cover, 9pm

505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

Live Music No cover, 9pm

DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm

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Monday 10/15 – Wednesday 10/17

Crazy Fingers 9:30pm

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Friday 10/12

Kilohana No cover, 10pm

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DJ Shark in da Water No cover, 10pm

DJ Shark in da Water No cover, 10pm

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RESERVATIONS & SALES Dynamic boat company offering great pay, vacation, excellent benefits package and management opportunitites. Part-time & Full-time. Will train the right person. Phone: 357-4836 Fax Resume: 244-7555

Maui Sales Representative

Well established catering company seeks experienced cook/chef to prepare food and serve guests aboard our boat.

Phone: 357-4836 Fax Resume: 243-1107

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is hiring Sous Chef, FT Bartender, Baristas Excellent pay & benefits.

Call Farzad 276-3177

FT & PT positions. Customer service oriented individuals needed for our Honokowai Store in Maui.

Excellent benefits. Flexible shifts available.

TOMMY BAHAMAS • Busser • Runner • Host/Hostess • Server • PM Line Cook • Dishwasher Apply at Shops at Wailea

Maui Brewing Co. Hiring FT Kitchen Mgr./Chef.

Line cooks with experience & Hosts/Hostesses. West Maui Call Garrett 280-4687

TASTY CRUST Boutique clothing sales, FT or PT, includes some weekends & nights.

Apply in person at 752 Front St., Lahaina or call Julie 283-5767 AMIGO FAMILY INTERIORS is seeking a DRYWALL TAPER. Full or Part time.

Must use automatic tools.

Benefits available.

Call 572-2601

DINA’S SANDWITCH FT KITCHEN HELP Includes Benefits 145 N. Kihei Rd. 879-3262 HABA/VITS STOCKER Current experience in HABA/VITS essential. Team player for our cozy setting. Great pay and benefits. Apply in person for this full time position.

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Seeking:

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ORDER DESK CLERK with basic computer knowledge

Call Steve

244-4150

POLLI’S MEXICAN RESTAURANT MAKAWAO

• EXPERIENCED LINE COOK Nights, Dependable, Team Player

• EXPERIENCED PREP COOK Dependable, Trustworthy, Good Refs. – Midnight to 8am Apply in Person

BUBBA GUMP SHRIMP CO. Looking For: Line Cooks & Front of the House Employees Apply in person 889 Front St. Lahaina

NOW HIRING: Assistant Managers, Supervisors, Full and Part time Sales We offer competitive pay, generous employee discount, 401K plan, Medical and Dental Insurance, and opportunity for career advancement.

AM/PM KITCHEN UTILITY

Apply in person 1770 Mill St., Wailuku No phone calls please!

HONOKOWAI OKAZUYA Hiring stir fry cook in Lahaina.

This is a PT position that will move to FT to the right person.

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Are you looking for an exciting opportunity in property management? We are looking for a professional team player with a minimum 2 years industry or similar experience that can meet deadlines, has excellent written and oral communication skills, excels at multi-tasking, is computer knowledgeable & wants to work w/ the very best locally owned company that is expanding. Position available now. Deliver or fax resume, references and salary requirements to:

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MILAGROS in PAIA now hiring am/pm experienced cooks. Apply in person or call

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Tree Trimmers & Ground Help. F/T. No Drugs. Driver’s License Req. Call 572-1636

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HOUSEKEEPER for Apartment Hotel in Honokowai. $13/hr.

Call 669-6312

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LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) You’re actually quite a level-headed sort. Sure, you can get caught up in the nauseating whirlwind of your own oft-contradictory thoughts, and have trouble making up your mind, but when presented with similarly confusing and confounding external stimulus, that supposed “weakness” becomes a strength; you can respond serenely to large numbers of vociferous demands on your attention, energy, and even affection, because it’s nothing compared to the blinding weather inside your own head. This week will give you a chance to showcase that talent, impressing someone who may have been less-than-impressed by you in the past. Don’t miss it.

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You can probably forget being the best at anything. Chances are there’s someone out there willing to devote such obsessive amounts of time and energy to your interest that you could never sanely compete.

Accept that you’ll probably never be the best at any one thing without sacrificing virtually everything else.

That’s so not your style; if anyone’s into having their cake and eating it too, it’s you. Let go of that whole concept. Instead, focus on being really, really good at several things you love. That’ll open enough doors to keep your life interesting, and then some.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Access to information and communication is an integral part of a free society; when it’s restricted in any way—by laws or economic factors, for example—the very premise of freedom is endangered. This plays out on a grand scale—denying people uncensored access to the Internet, for example—but also on a personal scale. Depriving anyone of the truth, for any reason, is quite simply not in your best interest, and something you’ll regret later—especially if you did it for some arbitrary reason, like their age.

Erase “You’re too young to know,” and its ilk from your list of viable denials. That’s not your style.

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It’s astonishing how some of the most educated people (and most of the least) seem to completely lack the ability to truly think. Analytical thought, the kind that allows you read between the lines, penetrate smokescreens and mirrors, and perceive layers beyond what’s being presented, is a rare and valued talent. You happen to be good at it, most of the time, when you don’t let your emotions cloud your vision too much. The problem is you haven’t been practicing it much lately. You can’t afford to slack off like that. After all, you’ve got to compensate for all the ignorant oafs who can’t be bothered to question what they’re told.

This week, turn your Superman vision back on and start blasting through walls and lies. Someone should.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Your mind is a river, and you’ve spent far too much time and energy lately attempting to row upstream.

While I appreciate and applaud your efforts to at least steer the ship of your thoughts in those changing currents, you’re trying too hard. Let’s face it—you’ll never be as driven and focused as an Aries or a Virgo.

Their strategies won’t work for you. Part of your process involves incorporating tangents and detours, while remembering your ultimate goal. When those kinds of distractions beckon this week, don’t ignore them.

(You can’t.) Instead, indulge them, briefly. When it’s time to get back to your real goal, you’ll know. That’s when the current will finally flow in the direction you intend. Hop back in your boat and paddle like mad.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) This week, shed some outdated habits of mind. Let’s say you figured out ten years ago that you don’t like cauliflower, to use a rather mundane example, and so you never bothered revisiting that idea. If you did, you might discover that your relationship to that vegetable has changed entirely. Of course, many or even most of the things you figured out in past chapters will still hold true today—but not all of them.

The only way you can figure out which ideas about yourself have changed (in other words which doors are open to you now that weren’t before) is to test all of them, again.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Don’t slide from hard-nosed realism into irredeemable pessimism, Taurus. I like that you’re slightly cynical, and don’t waste tons of time on fanciful daydreams that’ll never come true, or belaboring “what might have been.” However, you’re currently teetering on the brink of becoming such a hardcore pessimist that you might have trouble ever being truly happy again, or, worse, allowing those around you to be happy. Don’t become a chronic balloon-popper. Start by leaving at least a few of your hopes afloat.

Sure, many of your recent dreams have crashed and burned. What you don’t know is that no one else is shooting them down; it’s been you, all along. That, my dear, is a terrible and depressing habit. Please quit.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Mercury starts doing the retro moonwalk this week. As usual, that means you’re going to have to roll with numerous screw-ups and glitches you can do nothing about. Don’t get frustrated. While your power to mitigate or eliminate the hazards and obstacles you’re presented with this week is limited or nonexistent, that doesn’t mean there’s nothing you can do. Not every problem needs to be solved. Some just need to be endured, or, if possible, enjoyed. Wielding a sense of humor, for example, can help you get through any number of otherwise stressful and confounding situations. Try it.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) A woman in Brazil gave birth to her own twin grandchildren last month. Her daughter was having trouble having children, so she offered to be a surrogate for her. This loving (and yes, slightly odd) gesture was probably beyond the call of motherly duty. Having said that, you’re likely to be called upon this week to deliver more than is strictly your responsibility, though probably not someone else’s babies. I hope you rise to the occasion, anyway, although you’re certainly under no obligation. However, you’ve often leaned on people often in the past, right? This, then, is your chance to make it up to them.

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LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) For someone so popular and outgoing, you’re lonely an awful lot. Part of the problem is you may need more attention than some, but a lot of it is that you keep playing other people’s weird social games and losing. Your game is the only one worth playing, since it’s the only one you’ll probably ever excel at. Eventually, you’ll have to figure out how to make everyone else’s games fit inside yours. In the meantime, do what hardly anyone does: review your game’s rules and strategies. Make sure they’re fair and, of course, fun.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) This week, treat yourself. You Virgos are notorious about denying yourselves joy (or finding reasons to delay it). I don’t presume to know what will really float your boat these days (you guys take pleasure in the oddest things) but I’m not here to judge your quirky eccentricities; what I’d like to do is simply convince you to allow yourself to indulge in them. Because of your ruling planet, Mercury, going into retrograde this week, and generally screwing with even your most efficient and thoughtful plans of action, it’s a good time to let your usually hyper-busy agenda slide a little in order to allow for a few random pleasures to slip in. Try it. How can you not enjoy it? That’s sort of the whole point.

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I was at a card game the other night and one of the players told a story about how his daughter’s preschool teacher phoned him and asked that he talk to his little girl about calling the other kids “dumb ass” in school. Maybe it was time, he said, to stop swearing in front of the kids.

Later, in a seemingly unrelated tangent, I overheard him lamenting that since starting school his daughter had picked up bad habits from the other kids. None of these habits included swearing–mostly just regular kid stuff like fibbing, eating boogers and armpit farts.

I understand completely. See, I have a potty mouth and I don’t see what the big deal is. Part of the dilemma, I think, is that I am a lover of words. It’s hard for me to think that a word can be “bad.” Words are simply descriptive.

If anything is offensive, it’s what the word is describing.

For example, I find it amusing that on the radio you can say “He likes to take it up the ass by large man-meat” and “Yeah, butt-sex is awesome!” but you can’t call someone a “shit-head.” Seriously, what’s more offensive?

According to the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA—they hand down movie ratings), use of the “F” word in a sexual way brings an automatic R rating. On the other hand, if a movie is chill besides the line, “I hope your limbs fall off and dogs eat your eyeballs you Jewish fuck-face,” the MPAA might give the moviemaker a pass with a PG-13.

Another gross example of the stupidity of movie ratings is the renaming of the French Film Baise-Moi. In French, the title means, “Fuck Me” but this was apparently too offensive for us Americans so we renamed it “Rape Me.” Yeah, like that’s not off-putting at all.

Which brings me to the idea that vulgarity is all a mater of perspective.

Now that we know what “baise” means, does it offend us? Probably not, even though it translates to the great big, notorious “F” word.

If someone called you a cocksucker, you’d probably be offended. Possibly even reading the words makes you uncomfortable, but how about being called a “bennie?” It seems benign, but if you were familiar with the term you would know that you were just called a person who likes to perform oral sex on prostitutes.

The information available on the origin of the word “fuck” is pretty crappy.

No one really knows for sure how it came about, but it’s clear that we’ve been using it for a long time–perhaps as early as the 15th century. People have speculated that it started as an acronym for “Fornication Under Consent of King” and was posted on the doors of couples granted permission to have sex; or maybe it was a badge standing for “Found Using Carnal Knowledge,” forced on promiscuous Puritans as a scarlet letter for their evil deeds.

But the most likely origin of the word comes from the Dutch word “fokken,” which literally means “to breed cows.”

While researching the word, I found that throughout history, many politicians like Pierre Trudeau of Canada have been caught using the word, which they tend to blatantly lie about and say stupid things like, “I said ‘fuddle duddle’” or “I called him a dumb ‘faker.’”

Fuckin’ politicians.

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“Mommy, what does ‘bullshit’ mean?”

“It’s the word someone yells at you when you tell a lie. So don’t lie.”

–Recent conversation with my six-year-old

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Toll Free 1-800-590-0133

GREAT SURF/WORK TRUCK 2000 Ford Ranger, excellent condition, bedliner, CD player. $2900. Call 283-3260

MOBILE MECHANIC Clint’s Car & Truck Repair, ASE Certified Master Mechanic, Free Estimates, Call 250-4491

BANK SHORT SALES ON MAUI! Call direct for for locations. (808) 283-2222 Josh Jerman R (S), Century 21 All Islands

MAUI TATTOO COMPANY Traditional, Custom, Polynesian, Cover-Ups, Portraits. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., under Lu Lu’s.

874-0034

Air Maui Helicopter Tours 2 for 1 Special!

West Maui/Molokai Special. Only Air Maui offers this incredible flight! Call now for your 2 for 1 Kama‘aina special or special visitor rate!

Expires Dec. 31, 2007. For reservations call 877-7005

MAUI'S ONLY AUTHENTIC OKTOBERFEST!

PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHY Specializing in portraits and glamour shots here on Maui. 808-264-5225

Sweet Life Fruit Company Gift Baskets, Fruit Baskets & Flowers Delivered on Maui or shipped worldwide.

Sweet Life Fruit Co. 808-27SWEET (277-9338) or (662-9338) www.mauifruitbasket.com

MAUI TECH GIRL Web Design, Troubleshooting & All Your Computer Needs. mauitechgirl.com or 572-4665

All you can eat buffet & live oompah band.

Every Friday & Saturday in October and November 2 & 3. Brigit & Bernard's Garden Cafe, 335 Ho'ohana St. Kahului. call 877-6000 for reservations

MAUI'S BEST COLLECTION OF ONE-OF-A-KIND HALLOWEEN COSTUMES! Venetian masks, hats, stockings, platform boots & more. Enchantress Boutique, The Shops at Wailea, lower level. 891-6360

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Luxury condo in Kihei. Nicely remodeled studio unit, kitchen, AC, 2 minute walk to Maui’s best swimming beach. Call 269-3333, See photos and availability at vrbo.com/58185

FRIDAY FRICTION FEATURING DJ BOOMSHOT No cover, visual enhancements, large dance floor.

Lahaina Store Grille, 744 Front St., 661-9090

JOSEPHINE'S LINGERIE & BOUTIQUE NOW OPEN For all your intimate apparel needs! Open 10-6 daily. 99A Hana Hwy. Paia, 579-6229

REACH YOUR PEAK! FOR ONLY $29 PER MONTH Peak Performance Athletic Training, complete gym plus baseball, boxing & martial arts training. 250 Alamaha St. Kahului. 871-2877

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PRE-FORECLOSURE CONDOS! PRICED BELOW MARKET

Kihei Condo

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$294,000

2Bd/2Ba - Remodeled 1Bd/1Ba - Pool + Tennis

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$339,000

Josh Jerman, Realtor(s)

283-2222

Century 21 All Islands www.joshjerman.com

Take Hinau St. exit off Honoapiilani Hwy. just north of the Sugar Cane Train