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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR WHO DOESN’T WANT A COMPREHENSIVE MANAGEMENT PLAN? Mahalo for the great article on Honolua Bay (“The Hardest Part,” Sept. 13, 2007). However, I’d like to point out that Wayno Cochran is not the Vice President of the Save Honolua Coalition: he is just a board member.

The saddest part about the degradation occurring at Honolua Bay is that the area is designated a marine life conservation district and should be afforded the highest level of protection, but currently there is no comprehensive management plan to address all the threats to this community treasure. I am also a board member of the Save Honolua Coalition and the present state of this area concerns us deeply.

We have held over 25 public informational meetings to educate ourselves and the community about the myriad of issues involved in trying to “Save” Honolua and have decided to put public meetings on hold for the month of October to complete our draft management plan that Hannah Bernard has been kind enough to help us get started. I am excited at the progress we are making and look forward to presenting the plan to the public in November when we resume public meetings.

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WHAT’S IN A NAME? If you are going to write a lead story in the first person you really should insure there is a by line (“The Aloha Candidate,” Sept. 20, 2007). Both the online and printer versions were missing. The only clue was in the Table of Contents.

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I was reading the paragraph entitled “Wood Nymphs?” (The Maui 10, Sept. 13, 2007) and I would just like to point out that although Maui Land & Pineapple Co. has gotten an Environmental Impact Statement for its Pulelehua project in July 2005, there were many key issues left unresolved such as water sources which may be contaminated and therefore may need to be treated, the possibility of toxic soil, the addition of more sewage to an already stink wastewater facility, four additional entrances to Honoapi‘ilani Hwy, etc.

I think that before we change our community plan, we owe it to the entire West Maui community, especially the thousands of Hawaiian

Homes that will be built soon, to carefully examine the adverse effects and do our best to mitigate the impacts. If the project is worth doing, it is worth doing right. By the way a truly holistic community would look at the whole picture—not just the 310 acres within.

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UNCONSCIONABLE! Maui Land & Pine moves up this week as it becomes a bit more likely that state officials will allow Hawai`i Superferry, Inc. to conduct interisland ferry service while preparing an Environmental Impact Statement (EIS). In fact, on Sept. 20 the Honolulu Advertiser editorialized that this is the only “rational” and “pragmatic” solution. “It’s unconscionable to allow government to continue sending mixed signal to permit applicants,” the paper editorialized. “Once again, the state is left with making the best of a sorry situation, and that can’t be allowed to continue.” To be fair, the Advertiser editorial did mention that allowing the Superferry to operate before an EIS is done “defeats the intent of the state’s environmental review law” and “sets an unfortunate precedent, allowing other permit seekers to request similar leeway,” but ultimately concludes that gutting the EIS law—which is designed to protect the public as much as the environment—is preferable to leaving “a dismal impression on companies that may seek to do business here.” And a pro-corporate message is always beneficial to ML&P, which invested a million bucks in the Superferry and has CEO David C. Cole sitting on the ferry’s board of directors.

LOW SCORE This would have been an even better week for Maui Land, but bad news from a recent Travel+Leisure magazine online poll kept it from rising more than one notch. Seems the company’s world-renowned Kapalua Resort is only the fourth best golf spot in the nation. Yup—Kapalua trails behind such golf Meccas as Pinehurst in North Carolina, Kiawah Island in South Carolina and even California’s Pebble Beach. Pebble Beach?! Wow. What did Kapalua ever do to Travel+Leisure readers? MTW

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Tipping Point Reached Students, adults, politicos and environmentalists come together on Hawai‘i 2050 plan The beaches they sell to build their hotels/My father and I once knew/ Birds all along, sunlight at dawn/ Singing Waimanalo Blues -From Thor Wold and Liko Martin’s classic anthem “Waimanalo Blues” Nearly 1,000 people filled the Hilton Hawaiian Village ballroom in Waikiki last Saturday for the Hawai‘i 2050 Sustainability Summit, which unveiled the draft strategic plan for the state’s future. Even in the midst of the tourist Mecca associated with a garish excess of overdevelopment, there was cause for optimism.

Backlash over the top-down planning decisions regarding Hawai‘i Superferry is coalescing broad segments of Neighbor Island communities frustrated by the ever greater development, tourists, residents, traffic, as well as a lack of attention to local infrastructure needs.

In his book The Tipping Point, Malcolm Gladwell describes a societal phenomenon he calls “social epidemics”—moments when cumulative events reach a point where rapid and dramatic change may occur. I believe change of this sort is in the wind, evidenced by a broad cross section of statewide communities embracing a bold blueprint for Hawai‘i’s sustainable future.

The 73-page Draft Hawai‘i 2050 Sustainability Plan aims to measure progress toward its goals with yearly report cards, re-evaluation and course corrections and the creation of a Sustainability Council, with nine of 15 members appointed from the community. This is a welcome shift to the guiding entity, considering that not one of 25 members of the current Sustainability Task Force represents an environmental, local Hawaiian or student group.

A concerted effort was made to involve high school students in the 2050 effort, including a Youth Task Force. Several speakers said this is an essential component of the plan; after all, the younger generation will be the ones still around in the year 2050.

But will they be living in Hawai‘i?

Nine student members of the Honolulu Advertiser Teen Editorial Board spoke on stage about their ideas for Hawai‘i’s future. When asked how many expected to live here at age 35, not one hand went up, sending a col-

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LC Watch ‘Too Many Bars’ In the some-holds-still-barred blame game that is the Maui County Liquor Commission hearings on the troubles at Kihei Kalama Village (KKV), one fact has recently become crystal clear. They may not come out and say so in explicit terms, but the Maui Police Department’s Kihei contingent blames the LC for all the service calls they have to make to the area.

Patrol Sergeant Mervin Ching said it himself during the Sept. 12 Commission hearing. There are, Ching told the commissioners, “too many bars” in KKV, which leads to a dangerous concentration of “intoxicated individuals.”

Whether Ching is right depends on your definition of “too many” (there are nine there right now), but there’s no denying a succession of Liquor Commissions put those bars in KKV. They approved every license, knowing full well where they were going and how many other licenses of the same class and kind already existed within a 500-foot radius.

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lective murmur through the audience.

Another shock wave filled the room when someone mentioned that the current high school dropout rate is 36 percent.

The nine teens called for improving the education system, funding health care and prevention, striving for “food sovereignty,” ensuring our environment’s health, keeping Hawai‘i “Hawai‘i,” considering youth in future decisions and giving people a reason to return home.

Back on Maui last Thursday, I had the opportunity to speak with 50 Lahainaluna High School students. They were very interested in the issues swirling around Hawai‘i Superferry, and science teacher Carol Rosetta invited me to come help them answer questions. In addition to a lengthy discussion about Superferry, I asked them to complete a brief quiz: What are Maui’s biggest environmental and planning challenges, and a possible solution to each?

Their overall concerns mirrored those of Neighbor Island communities statewide, with a majority expressing angst over Superferry’s potential collisions with whales, too many cars crowding insufficient roadways, pollution, population growth, development and decisions made without listening to the community.

They also expressed West Maui regional issues, such as need for the bypass road, housing and a second hospital.

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as traffic on the pali,” one said. Another said, “Too much houses, no more country, just city! And that’s Oahu, not Maui. Keep it that way—don’t bring the Superferry!”

I appreciated the candor of one student, who wrote at the bottom of her quiz sheet, “I think the Superferry will be a great idea to run.”

Another student raised the question, “Is it too late? Seems like the people in government aren’t listening or don’t care.” Echoing a similar theme, another teen wrote, “We should be allowed to state see TIPPING, page 11

Of course, the Department of Liquor Control staff isn’t taking police criticism lying down. While not exactly blurting out that the cops aren’t being cooperative with LC investigators, they’re doing a really good job implying as much.

For instance, during the Sept. 12 hearing Bill Pacheco, the LC’s chief enforcement officer, testified that he sat down with the cops months ago at a meeting that included the KKV owners and some of the licensees. Pacheco told the commissioners that Sergeant Ching contacted him and asked him to come to the Kihei station and talk to the police officers about what the LC inspectors are looking for and how best both agencies can go about their jobs.

Though Pacheco says he told Ching that he’s all set to go and even has a PowerPoint presentation he can show (you know how bureaucrats LOVE PowerPoint), he says he’s still “waiting for them [Ching or any other Maui police officer] to call.”

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Sweden’s English-language Internet news site, The Local, reported in August that a couple in Kinda Municipality had just been denied generous welfare benefits because they object to the government’s work requirements. The husband wanted the payments even though, he wrote, “Conventional work is out of the question for me, both in terms of my conscience and on an intellectual level, as it seems objectionable with regard to both my personal wellbeing and the well-being of society as a whole. Emotionally, too, [conventional work] creates unbearable pain and dejection.”

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But Thomas got the recipient’s address wrong, causing the post office to “return to sender,” and, as longstanding policy, officials inspect all incoming mail for contraband. According to an August Washington Post report, Thomas characterized his emerging alibis and also wrote about a witness, “This white [expletive deleted] can’t make it to court on May 7 through May 12, ya feel me. I don’t care what you gotta do, you don’t even gotta stink the cracker, he just cant make it to Rockville that whole week, Homie.”

YIKES! Australian rugby league player Ben Czislowski, 24, complaining of an eye infection and pain in July, was found by doctors to have, embedded in his head, a tooth belonging to opponent Matt Austin, with whom he had violently collided in an April match. Austin also lost several other teeth in the collision. MTW

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Another compared his work at nudist camps to missionary work: “[S]ome people get sent to Africa, some people get sent to South America and the Lord was like, ‘I want you to go to nudist resorts.’ And I’m like, ‘Wow, what an assignment.’“

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Maui TIME “Emboldened by U.S. liberation of the Philippines, the Washington correspondent of the Honolulu Advertiser last week bearded Mississippi’s Senator Theodore (“The Man”) Bilbo, asked cautiously if he favored statehood for Hawaii. Replied “The Man” with portentous solemnity: “It will be a sad day when the Philippines are free.”

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THURSDAY, Sept. 20

Seriously: the whole concept of “beaches” is going to be history in the next hundred years. No more stretches of sand gently sliding into warm surf.

Because of global warming, our sea levels will rise and consume all of world’s beaches— drowning everything humanity has ever built within a few miles of every coastline. Rocks, sandbags and seawalls pushing back the ocean will be the closest things my generation’s grandchildren have to sandy beaches. And it’s all because Western Civilization thought the Industrial Revolution was going to solve all our problems.

Speaking of pathetic, did you see Governor Linda Lingle venture over to enemy territory (that would be THE WEEK IN REVIEW Kauai) to try to sell residents over there on the many positive aspects to the Superferry, including the slightly-controversial decision that the company’s fast ferry Alakai will resume Oahu-Kauai service next week? About a thousand peoMONDAY, Sept. 24 ple showed up to listen to Now here’s good news: the her, according to the water that will inundate Associated Press, and it looks Hawai‘i’s coastlines will also like nearly all decided to be even more acidic than usual exercise their Constitutional because—oh wait, it’s acidic rights to boo and hiss at her right now. Today the Starand criticize her cozy ties to Bulletin, which has recently WEDNESDAY, Sept. 19 Big Business. Some reportbecome an inexhaustible founThis will probably be old news by the edly even promised to return tain of joy, is reporting that time we publish, but I have nothing else to Nawiliwili Harbor and our wonderful tradewinds today. Anyway, there’s a cool write-up People who fly on these things have rights?! make sure the Alakai wouldhave been blowing our—okay, today on Doug White’s Poinography n’t be able to dock if it came Honolulu’s—smog out into blog (poinography.com) wondering back. In fact, the reception to Lingle’s Wilson’s release insisted that Valenciano’s the ocean, where it deposits its sulfur who exactly is part of a new, ostensibly little goodwill appearance was apparentruling affirmed “Hawaii Superferry’s comand nitrogen into the water in the form grass-roots organization called Friends ly so hostile that if that “Don’t tase me, pliance with environmental laws, rules of acid rain. This makes the ocean of Hawaii Superferry. According to the bro!” guy showed, he would have had a and regulations as presented to us by the acidic, which in turn prevents coral, sea official Friends website (www.hawaicalming influence.

State of Hawai‘i” and removed “all legal urchins and the like from forming propisuperferryfriends.com), the group “is a barriers for Hawaii Superferry’s service to er exoskeletons, which thus makes them coalition of residents and local busiKaua‘i.” Oops! Did they say “all legal bardie off, potentially throwing the entire nesses who care for the future of our FRIDAY, Sept. 21 riers?” Yeah, that is not even close to right, oceanic food chain out of balance. islands’ communities and have come What, too soon? and explains why 45 minutes later Stupid Industrial Revolution. together to support Hawaii McNeill Wilson sent out a new release, Superferry.” How touching—a bunch SATURDAY, Sept. 22 this time stating that Valenciano’s ruling of locals banded together to protect the Okay, now it looks like the Superferry TUESDAY, Sept. 25 removed “all environmental legal barripoor Superferry from the evil environwon’t be returning to Kauai anytime soon.

Airline passengers have rights? Since ers” to the Superferry returning to Kauai. mentalists. Now White scoffed at this— This is odd because yesterday Judge when? According to a press release I got How embarrassing. possibly because the website is far more Randal Valenciano’s Friday ruling that the other day from 2nd District U.S. sophisticated and polished than those the opposition group 1,000 Friends of Congresswoman Mazie Hirono’s office, usually associated with grass roots Kauai couldn’t sue to get the Superferry not only do airline passengers indeed have SUNDAY, Sept. 23 groups—and I’ve got to agree. But for stopped on environmental grounds rights, but the U.S. House of Got a bittersweet feeling when I looked me, the clincher appears on the home because they were too late. But last night Representatives just passed something over today’s Honolulu Star-Bulletin and page, where Friends lists its home at 7 p.m. Superferry public relations firm called the FAA Reauthorization Act that saw a giant story extensively quoting address as One Waterfront Plaza, 500 McNeil Wilson Communications sent will actually “protect the rights of passenUniversity of Hawai`i geologist Charles Ala Moana Blvd., Suite 300, out a release saying that “in light of” gers” by requiring airlines and airports “to “Chip” Fletcher on how global warmHonolulu—which happens to be the Valenciano’s ruling, the Superferry would take care of passengers who are involved ing and rising sea levels will, over the same office used by Hawai`i not resume service to Kauai. Nope—the in long flight and tarmac delays.” What’s next century, drown Hawai‘i’s beaches.

Superferry, Inc. Hey, Superferry company was indefinitely suspending more, the airlines and airports “must Bitter because I really love Maui’s white boosters: can you please work a little Kauai service, even though McNeil account for the provision of food, water, sand and gorgeous coastline and will feel clean restrooms and medical care for really bad as I watch them slowly disappassengers” or face “strict fines.” Now the pear beneath the waves for the rest of my U.S. Senate has yet to vote on the bill and life, but rather sweet because we totally I think we all know what President beat the Star-Bulletin on this story by George W. Bush will do if it reaches his nearly a year. In your face big Honolulu desk, but seriously—can you think of the daily paper! Our reporter Cheryl last time Congress put the screws on Big Ambrozic was quoting Fletcher way back Business to help out regular people? in our Dec. 7, 2006 cover story “Sand Almost gives you hope.

Castle” on how Maui’s beaches were eroding away and all us beach lovers— Anthony Pignataro realizes that yeah, and millions of people around the world, -Woman talking to another woman at the South Shore Tiki Lounge, Sept. 20 it probably is too soon. MTW I guess—are pretty much screwed.

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of the Focus Green lecture series, helped write many of California’s energy and environmental policies while working our opinion and be heard. The comwith Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. munity’s opinion should count!”

He is the author of the book Lives Per Hawai‘i’s youth and communityGallon—The True Costs of our Fossil Fuel at-large calling to be heard is the Addiction, and is on a broad speaking most visible element of the local “tiptour, striving to enlist all 50 states in ping point.” The societal shift may addressing the carbon emissions that are also have roots in the arrogant fueling global warming. national governmental and big busiTamminen compared the Hopi people, ness attitudes, which have relegated whose civilization has sustained itself for everyone else but the rich elite to secthousands of years despite a harsh enviond-class citizens. But indications ronment, to that of Easter Islanders, who are that the status quo is no longer squandered once-abundant resources and tolerable, and like citizens in the 1976 eventually resorted to cannibalism as a movie Network, many seem ready to last ditch effort for survival. open their windows and shout, “I’m Tamminen asked which path Hawai‘i is mad as hell and I’m not going to take likely to take, and invited all to commit to this anymore!” being part of the vision and to spread it to Of course, what you yell and where family and friends. you yell it must be carefully chosen on “The most patriotic Kauai, where thing we can do is Governor Linda what we’re doing: Lingle has sought defining and impleto create a federal Hawaii 2050 menting sustainabilisecurity zone, to be Sustainability Plan ty,” he said. He clearly enforced by the Meetings on the Draft emphasized the Coast Guard and 2050 Plan will be held on urgency of our actions, police, which would Mon, Oct. 8, 5:30 p.m.-8 of reinventing our lives allow the p.m. at the Maui Economic and investing in the Superferry safe pasOpportunity Office in future of the next gensage into Nawiliwili Wailuku and Sat, Oct. 13, erations. “Time is runHarbor. Her visit 8:30 a.m.-11 a.m. at the ning out,” he said. last week to speak Maui Arts & Cultural Many of Hawai‘i’s to angry Kauaians Center Haynes Meeting current challenges may did little to dispel Room in Kahului. You can be viewed as disparities their discontent see and comment on the between the economy with her decision to plan online at and our environment. have the ferry run, www.hawaii2050.org.

Tamminen reminded no matter what. For the audience that, “Our now, at least, ferry economy is a wholly service is suspendowned subsidiary of our environment.” ed while legal issues are being heard in In the past week the national media courts on Maui and Kauai. reported that the shrinking of the polar ice Sometimes it takes a great divide cap this summer is the largest in recorded for people to see what it takes to come history. A Honolulu Advertiser article together. Senator Russell Kokubun of revealed that studies indicate a one-meter the Big Island, who has spear-headed rise in sea level over the next hundred the Hawai‘i 2050 efforts, reminded years is likely. Low-lying Honolulu would the large and diverse summit audibe dramatically impacted, with water ence that “We all share one thing—a inundating the Honolulu Convention deep and abiding love for Hawai‘i.”

Center, Ala Wai golf course and much of Kahu Curt Kekuna, whose pule Waikiki and downtown. (prayer) followed Sam Gon III’s oli With tourism still the state’s current (Hawaiian chant), declared that we leading economic force, the draft 2050 must strive not just to sustain ourplan calls for developing a more diverse selves, but to flourish, and coined the and resilient economy. It asks for water word “flourishability.” conservation, local renewable energy, natMayors from each island offered ural habitat and ecosystem preservation, brief remarks. Only Governor Lingle increased recycling, strengthened public was not represented at the 2050 education and honoring Hawaiian culture Summit. Senate President Colleen and values.

Hanabusa reminded the audience In other words, living sustainably is to that “we had to override a [Lingle] be part of Hawai‘i’s daily practice. That veto to be here today” and vowed to means ongoing dialogues about our feature sustainability “front and censhared ethics, practices and sustainability ter” at the 2008 legislature. goals are vital to our ability to flourish in years to come. MTW Keynote speaker Terry Tamminen, who spoke on Maui last April as part

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The

Stick

By Starr Begley

Enjoying an impromptu concert by Michael Kollwitz and the best musical instrument you’ve never heard of or mid-September, the weather in Wailuku is beautiful. A mild breeze gently blows cool air down a stairwell at 33 Market Street, causing a few fallen leaves to flutter and spin. They appear to be dancing in rhythm to the music.

I’m sitting on the stairs of the courtyard enjoying an impromptu musical performance by Michael Kollwitz, one of the island’s newest and arguably most unique musicians.

Kollwitz moved to Maui from California with his wife last year. He’s a master of the Chapman Stick, a little-known musical instrument.

As he performs his original composition “Waterfalls,” his face contorts from expressions of peace to concern, from happiness to wistfulness. My emotions follow along as I give myself over to the tale he’s telling with his hands.

The rich sound emanating from just one unimpressive looking speaker fills the open space around me until I feel like I’m floating in a warm sea of sound–drifting on chords, gliding through melodies.

Kollwitz is a pleasant man in both appearance and demeanor.

Sporting a loose Aloha Shirt, on the surface he appears easy going.

But there’s an underlying intensity and excitement lurking beneath the surface. He is extremely passionate about his instrument.

The American musician Emmett Chapman created the Chapman Stick in 1974. He wanted a stringed instrument with great range that he could play two-handed. What he came up with is totally unique.

The instrument looks like a large fret board from an electric guitar, but without the curvy “guitar” body. That’s how it gets its nickname—“The Stick.” It plugs into an amplifier, which picks ups the gentle tapping of the strings and transmits the sound to the listener.

“It’s a stringed instrument, but you play it more like a piano,” Kollwitz says. “You don’t pluck the strings, but simply tap and hold them.”

The Chapman Stick comes in eight, 10 and 12 string varieties.

They are most commonly made from exotic hardwoods, but are also available in graphite and resin. The stick Kollwitz played at his impromptu concert in Wailuku had 12 strings and is made of tearara, a hardwood from South America.

Kollwitz plays while seated, but Chapman meant for musicians to play his instrument while standing. But Kollwitz doesn’t care. “It just feels more natural to me this way,” he says.

He’s in the middle of Lennon and McCarthy’s “Yesterday” when a woman who works in a nearby office walks by. By the quick steps she’s taking, it appears that she’s in a hurry. But she eventually stops and listens.

“What is that thing?” she asks.

“Chapman Stick,” Kollwitz says with the true smile of a firm believer. “Isn’t it cool?”

“Maybe I’ll just listen for a little while,” she says.

She stands there a long time.

F

nce, I relaxed by entering a sensory deprivation floatation tank. It’s a simple yet powerful experience. I remember disrobing and slipping into a completely black and silent tomblike chamber filled with water heated to body temperature. The buoyancy of the water was extremely high and I floated with no sense of direction, gravity or space for what seemed an immeasurable (neither long nor short) amount of time.

The sensation that I am experiencing now, through Kollwitz’s Chapman Stick music, is similar to the way I felt in the tank–relaxed, separated from the tedium of life and connected to the core of who I really am.

It’s odd that the two experiences make me feel similar, because listening to the Chapman Stick is close to auditory overload. It’s

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Top and bottom photos: Pleasanton Heritage Festival, September 2006

amazing how much sound can come out of something that is so simple on the eye. If I hadn’t been sitting directly in front of Kollwitz, I would swear a small band was playing multiple instruments simultaneously, because that’s what it sounds like.

“When I first heard The Chapman Stick, that’s what I thought,” Kollwitz says. “I thought, how can so much sound be coming out of that thing? I knew from that moment that I wanted one.”

Kollwitz first discovered the instrument in 1976, two years after Chapman invented it. Kollwitz was 19 years old and stumbled across Emmett Chapman himself.

“I told myself that no matter what, I was going to get my own Stick by the end of the year,” Kollwitz says.

He did, and still remembers the day clearly.

“It was December 29,” he says.

“It cost me like $700, which was a lot of money back then. A lot. I didn’t have a car or even an amp to plug it into to, but I just knew that things would fall into place.”

That day he took his first lesson–which ended up lasting for three hours–with Chapman. “I took lessons with him for a long time,” Kollwitz says. “I loved it right away... But it took about ten years for me to say that I was truly comfortable with its capabilities. It has a 5.5 octave range. A piano has eight. So if you take off the real high and the real low keys of the piano, you’ve got the Stick.”

Kollwitz demonstrates that range beautifully as he goes into what sounds like a flamenco version of “Yesterday,” followed by a haunting “Stairway to Heaven.”

He’s been playing the Stick for about 30 years and says that he’s still learning, still discovering new things about it all the time.

The Chapman Stick can play

classical, flamenco, hard rock and even something approximating a “slack-key” sound, but it’s not even close to well known. I ask Kollwitz why he thinks most people have never seen or heard it before.

“I have no idea,” he says. “I want the world to know about this instrument. I want Oprah to know about the Chapman Stick.”

Its lack of fame may have something to do with the fact that the Chapman family is still the exclusive producer of the instruments. They put out a limited number each year.

Other people may have seen and heard the Chapman Stick, but didn’t know that’s Photo: Karl-Heinz Maurer what they were hearing. In the movie version of Frank Herbert’s Dune, the futuristic musical instrument called the balliset was actually a Chapman Stick painted gold. Its music was included in the soundtrack. ore people flow through the courtyard. Not one of them just walks by. Everyone, regardless of age, stops and listens to Kollwitz play his Chapman Stick.

Over the years, Kollwitz has played at countless festivals, fairs and resorts. He has put out nine albums and one full-length concert DVD. He’s been covered in local papers and interviewed on the radio.

While here on Maui, he plans on playing at the resorts as well as under the Banyan Tree in Lahaina. In fact, the general public of Maui will get its first chance to experience Kollwitz and his Chapman Stick at the upcoming Maui County Fair.

It’s said that music is universal–and not just in it’s over all appeal. A scientific study presented this past April at the Royal Astronomical Society’s National Astronomy meeting in Lancashire, England reports that “looping magnetic fields across the Sun’s outer regions, called the corona, carry magnetic sound waves in a similar manner to musical instruments such as guitars or pipe organs.”

Granted, these sound waves are much too low for humans to hear— and sound doesn’t move through the vacuum of space in any case— but if we could, we would actually be able to listen to the sun. And it would sound like music.

“I’ve been told that the music from the Stick is peaceful and healing,” Kollwitz says. “I never set out to do music like that, but it just is.”

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For more information visit www.michaelkollwitz.com MTW

Photo: Karl-Heinz Maurer

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ONO KINEGRINDS

BY STARR BEGLEY STARR@MAUITIME.COM

Cheap and Hot How saucy Korean food from JB’s Kitchen arouses my taste buds Korean food, unlike many other forms of Asian cuisine, is sexy.

Seriously sexy. How can you get hot and bothered over something called xiao long bao or bun mang vit? Not to leave Filipino and Japanese cuisine out of the equation, but do we really even need to even mention natto or balut?

Korean food is flashy, spicy and flavorful. They use a lot of sesame oil, chili pepper, soy sauce and garlic.

According to Wikipedia, the Koreans use more garlic than anyone else in Asia and the Northern Mediterranean.

Yes, this includes Italy.

I know this because I am somewhat of a fanatic when it comes to Korean food. There’s a lot of great places that serve good Korean food on the island (I’ve also sampled most of what Oahu has to offer) and believe that the best place to eat meat jun, my favorite Korean dish, is JB’s Kitchen in Wailuku.

JB’s Kitchen is small. There are four or five tables and often the same person takes your order, answers the phone, cooks the food and washes the dishes.

But don’t worry, because the person behind the counter on any given afternoon has magical powers. For real.

There’s no other explanation behind the quick service, delicious food and reasonable prices.

I’ll never forget the first time that I walked into JB’s. My husband picked me up from work so we could have some lunch together. Not to sound like the spoiled brat that I kind of am, but when we pulled up along side the tiny building my eyebrows shot up.

Huh? I thought. You have got to be kidding.

When I was thinking “lunch” I was thinking Koho’s or Ruby’s–at least someplace with air conditioning.

“Do you trust me?” my husband asked.

Not really, but I decided to be a good sport.

It turns out that JB’s not only has air conditioning, but awesome food as well. We ordered the meat jun and spicy chicken.

And we got our food in less than

Top to bottom: Kim Chee, Meat Jun and Spicy Chicken Combo and Macaroni Salad.

JB’s Kitchen 1546 Mill St., Wailuku, 244-9616.

Open Mon-Fri, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.; 5 p.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. $

10 minutes.

The banchan (side dishes) were very delicious. I’m very picky about kimchee and JB’s is the best. The cabbage is spicy and tart, but doesn’t have any weird fishy aftertaste like so many others do.

The meat jun, (thinly sliced beef dipped in egg then pan fried, for you unfortunate souls that have not yet tried it) was absolutely succulent. I’ve never tasted meat jun that was so tender and flavorful.

Top to bottom: Fried Chicken and the Fried Mandoo side dish.

Photos: Pietro Ortiz

Right: Owner, Sunny Abe and cashier, Tasha Rowland.

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The spicy chicken was perfect. There was very little fat on the meat, and it was juicy and extremely tasty. I love spicy food, but my husband doesn’t, and even he enjoyed it. He needed copious amounts of water, sure, but he enjoyed it.

Thankfully, JB’s Kitchen is located close to my office, though if it were 50 miles away, I’d still go there at least once a week. MTW

DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

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K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Denny’s - Open 24 hours. 430 Kele St., Kahului,

Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches. M-

Koho Grill & Bar - American and local. Su, M 7

873-5550. $

Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-

a.m.-10 p.m; Tu-Th 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; F-Sa 7 a.m.-mid-

Japanese and local. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and

Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant - Chinese.

8282. $

night. Bar stays open serving drinks, pupus & burg-

4:30-8:30 p.m. 385 Hoohana St., 5C,

Daily, 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Maui Mall,

Hanafuda Saimin - Local. M-Th 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m.

Kahului, 877-9080. $

Kahului, 893-1628. $

F-Sat 9 a.m.-12 p.m. 199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-

Allrighht Grinds - Local plate lunches and

Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to pick

9033. $

chow fun. M-F, 9 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Hobron

up. They even deliver. M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10

Home Maid Bakery - Bakery, breakfast and lunch

a.m.-2 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$

bentos. Daily 5 a.m.-10 p.m. 1005 Lower Main St.,

Down To Earth - Natural food store with salad bar,

Wailuku, 244-4150. $

hot bar, deli and pastries. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su,

Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese

8 a.m.-8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-2661. $

and local cuisine. M-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. & 5 p.m.-9

L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su-Th, 8

p.m.; Sa, 10:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. & 5p.m.-9 p.m.

a.m.-8 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380. $

Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977. $$

Main Street Bistro - Upscale comfort food. M-F, 11

Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.

a.m.-7 p.m. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816. $

and 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 244-7276. $

Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine. M-Sat

IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6

11 - 9 p.m. Sun 5 p.m.-9 p.m. Mon, Wed, Sat night-

a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $

club 9 p.m.-1 a.m.. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873-

CENTRAL MAUI Ajiyoshi Okazuya Hawai`i/Maui Diner -

Ave next to KT&S. 344-0239. $ AK’s Cafe - Locally inspired comfort food.

Lunch, T-F, 11 a.m. - 2:00 p.m. and dinner (TSa)5-9 p.m. 1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-

8774.$ Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate

Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine. M,

lunches. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.-6

7 a.m. - 4 p.m. Tu-Sun, 7 a.m. 4 p.m. & 5 p.m. - 9 p.m.

p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 340 Hana Hwy.,

Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-0073. $$

Kahului, 877-4950. $

El Corita - Mexican. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 9

Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Daily 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului. 8729525. $

a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $

Archie’s - Japanese. M-Sa 10:30 a.m.-1:30

8:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; 8:30 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd.,

p.m.; M-Th, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1440

Suite 164, Kahului, 873-7759. $

Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $

Fiesta Time - Mexican taqueria. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5

Asian Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-

Fernando’s - Authentic Mexican cuisine, M-Sa

p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $

9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1764 Wili

Fran’s Island Grill - Local. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.; F-

Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-1833. $

Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 242-

Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the

8580. $

title. Daily, Rest.10 a.m.-9 p.m., Bar 11 a.m.-

Genki Sushi - Sushi. Su-Th 11 a.m. 9 p.m.; F-Sa 11

2 a.m. 65 Kaahumanu Ave #23, Kahului, 877-7776. $

a.m.-3 p.m., 5-10 p.m.; Daily take-out only 3-5 p.m.

Maui Mall, 873-7776.

Auntie Pasto’s - Italian comfort food. M-Th 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Su 11 a.m.

- 9 p.m. Kaahumanu Center, 877-8711. $$

ers only from 10-11 p.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave.,

Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, 877-5588.

Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 52 N. Market St., Kahului, 243-5696. $ Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele

St., Kahului, 893-0883. $

JB’s Kitchen - Local food. M - F 10 a.m.-2 p.m.; 5 - 8 p.m.; Sat 10 a.m.-2 p.m. 1546 Mill St, Wailuku, 244-9616. $

0220. $$ Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$

Kama’aina Okazuya Deli - Bentos, plate luches and sandwiches. M-F 6 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Corner of Mill St. and Lower Main St., 281-4213. $

p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $

Kahili - Pacific rim. Daily, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Pupus

Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6

daily, 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Waikapu,

p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822.

242-6000. $$

Market Street Cafe - Eclectic. M - F , 11 a.m.- 2:30

Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-F,

Kahului Ale House - Pub fare. 11 a.m.-1:30 a.m.

6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092

355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $

Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd.,

Kahului, 877-2400. $ Bentos and Banquets - Local comfort food.

M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Catering available 7 days a week. 85 N. Church, Wailuku, 244-1124 or 200 BEST O 7 FM WINN AUI ER

276-2349 for banquets. $ Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395

Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $ Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Cafe - German cuisine. M-F, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m.

335 Ho`ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$

Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar

Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar.

M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 28 N. Market Street,

Voted “Maui’s Best”

Wailuku, 244-0852. $$

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Cary & Eddie’s Hideaway Buffet - Daily luch and dinner Hawaiian buffet and full menu. Tu-Sa 11 a.m.- 9 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 500 N Puunene Ave., Kahului, 8736555. $$

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Club Diane - Pupus. Daily, 2 p.m.-2 a.m. 350

Hoohana St., Kahului, 871-2182. $

Sushi and Appetizers

Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. M, 9 a.m.-4 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W.

FREE Karaoke

Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $

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Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St.,

Serving lunch & dinner 7 days a week

Kahului, 871-7782. $ Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and sushi. M-F, 11 a.m.- 2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-10 p.m.

333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$

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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli.

M-F, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului,

877-2877. $ Maui Grill & Bento - Japanese, Korean, local. M-F, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-7 p.m.

2050 Main St., Wailuku, 249-2161. $ Maui Mix Plate - Traditional Hawai’ian. MTh, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; F,-Sa, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su,

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Thai. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 2441567. $$ Saigon Cafe - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$ Sam Sato’s, Inc. - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 1750 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-7124. $

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Tokyo Tei - Local and Asian. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. and 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku,

242-9630. $ Tom’s MiniMart - Local. M-F, 6 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-6 p.m. 372 Waiehu Beach Rd., Waiehu, 244-

2323. $

9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka`ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $ Maui Ocean Grill - Sandwiches and salads.

Daily 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 270 Dairy Road, Kahului. 893-0263. $

Simply Healthy Cafe - Hawaiian. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Cameron Center, 95 Mahalani St., Wailuku.

249-8955. $

Maui Tacos - Island Mexican fast food. M-

4500. $$ Valley Isle Seafood - Luau stew, seafood. M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $ Waikapu on 30 - Local favorites. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-5

Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. M-Th, 7

p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m. - 4 p.m. 1486 Hona`apililani Hwy,

a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7 a.m.-4

Waikapu, 242-1130. $

Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 8717726. $

p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $

Mel’s Catering & Fast Food - Local,

Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70

9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-

Filipino. M-Th, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2

E. Ka`aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $

7928. $

Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads,

Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill - Kava Kava

sandwiches, salads and soups. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-4 p.m.

with a cafe. Da Sushi Bar inside as well. Su-Th, 10

1740 Ka`ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 243-2243. $

a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd.,

a.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-6 p.m. 1032C L. Main St.,

Wailuku, 249-8533. $ Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily,

Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Chinese cuisine.

Kahului, 871-1414. $

10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi, Japanese. M-Sa,

244-7888. $

11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Ka`ahumanu

SOUTH MAUI

Nazo’s Restaurant - Local, Japanese. Daily,

Center, 877-8744. $

8:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; M-Sa, 5-9:30 p.m. 1063 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-0529. $

Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-

chicken, ribs. Daily 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei

3 p.m. 395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779.

Rd., 874-0788. $

Takamiya Market - Local. M-Sa 5:30 a.m.-6:30

Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9

p.m. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $

p.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $

Pearl’s BBQ. - Korean BBQ. M-Sa 10:30 a.m. - 9 p.m.; Su 10:30 a.m. - 6 p.m. 275 W Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului. 877-0788. $

Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine. Su, Tu-Th, 6 a.m.-

Antonio’s - Italian cuisine. Lunch Tu-Su 11:30 a.m.-

10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-11 p.m.; M, 6 a.m.-3 p.m.

2 p.m. Daily 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-

Piñata’s - Mexican. M-Sa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.;

1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $

Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $

Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food. Daily,

Rainbow Dining Room - Buffet-style

10:30 p.m. 70 E. Ka`ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 873-

Ashley’s Cafe - Local, American. M-Sa, 7:30 a.m.-

restaurant. Daily, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Maui Beach

0225. $

8 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukuli`i Pl. (behind

Ohana Cafe - Fresh, local, organic breakfasts and lunches. M-F 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 2010 Main St., Wailuku, 244-5950. $

Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood,

10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-

8800. $$ Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine. Daily 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$

Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $

Hotel, Kahului, 877-0051. $$

Tiffany’s - Local, Asian. Daily, 10:30-2 a.m. 1424

Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $

Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $

BadaBing! - Italian. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei

Rd., 875-0188. $$ Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style and a

Royal Island Drive In - Local. M-Sa, 8 a.m.9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2050 Main St.,

la carte. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St.,

Wailuku, 242-4371. $

Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Su, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahu-

manu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 875-

6400. $

Wailuku, 242-8813. $ TJ’s Warehouse Bento and Catering - Bentos, Okazu, Ramen, Asian. 9 a.m-2 p.m. 875 Alua St. (in

Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Deli. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.

2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $

Maui Chemical Building), 244- 7311. $ Big Wave Cafe - American, Hawaiian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $

I‘O Restaurant Wine Club presents in our Ikena Room OLD WORLD WINES against NEW WORLD WINES matched with pupus.

Friday, Sept. 28th, come at your leisure from 7 to 9pm, $28/person.

Reservations not required.

RESTAURANT

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MAUI TIME WEEKLY

Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. Daily, 12-3 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$ Capische? - Contemporary Italian. Nightly, 6-9:30 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$ Cheeseburger Island Style - Casual American. 8 a.m.-10 p.m.The Shops at Wailea, 874-8990.

Unisan - Sushi and more. M-F, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa, 5-10 p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-

Sheik’s Restaurant - Local. M-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $

Sa, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9:30 a.m.- 5 p.m.

K→Kama’aina Discount

Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine. Poolside.

The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-7 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. Azeka Place II, Kihei, 8754244. $ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Local. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-7782. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8600. $ Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli and more. Daily, 11 a.m.10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, 879-3262. $ Dog & Duck - Irish Pub. Daily 11 a.m.- 2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd, 875 - 9669. $ Dominos Pizza - Pizza. Su-Th 11 a.m.- 11 p.m., FrSa 11 a.m.-Midnight. 1215 S. Kihei Rd, 874-6000. $ Duo - Steak and seafood. 6-9 p.m. Four Seasons, Wailea, 874-8000. $$ East Ocean - Chinese, Cantonese and Mandarine cuisine with a lunch buffet. Daily 11 a.m. - 9:30 p.m. Kamaole Shopping Center, Kihei. $ Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-2910. $ Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Deli and spirits. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $ Espresso Moon - Sandwiches, wraps and salads.

M-F 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. 1305 North Holopono St., Kihei, 255-5189. $ Fat Daddy’s Smokehouse - BBQ. M-Sa 11:30 a.m.3 p.m. & 5-8 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd, 879-8711. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian. 11:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. & 5:30-9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 8748000. $$$ Fiesta Time - Mexican. Tu-Su 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 300 Ma`alaea Rd., 244-5862. $ Five Palms Restaurant - Pacific Rim. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$ Fred’s Mexican Cafe - Mexican. Daily, 7 a.m.-12 a.m. 2492 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-8600. $

Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Seafood,

Gian Don’s - Formerly Marco’s Southside Grill, Italian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$

steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m.

Ma`alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$

Greek Bistro - Greek. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9330. $$

Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-

Hanafuda Saimin - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd, 879-9033. $

11 a.m.-9 p.m. Grand Wailea, 875-1234. $$

9 p.m. Ma`alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$ Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sandwiches. Daily 7 a.m.-7 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei,

879-4700. $ Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese. 6-11 a.m. Maui

Prince Hotel, 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111. $$ Cafe O’Lei - Asian fusion. T-Su, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Sushi bar until 10 p.m. 2439 S.

Kihei Rd., 891-1368. $

Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - Salad and hot bar. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $ Hula Moons - Breakfast buffet. Island fusion dinner. Daily, 6:30-11 a.m. and 5-10 p.m. Marriott, Wailea, 879-1922. $$ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian. Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$

DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Maui Thai - Thai. M-F, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 59:30 p.m. The Rainbow Mall, 2439 S. Kihei Rd, 874-5605. $

Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m-

Wailea Pizza Co. - Pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.

10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-

Wailea Town Center, 874-1234. $$

Maui’s Sweet Spot - Ice cream parlor. Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd., 879-8611. $

Shabu Shabu Toji - Japanese style fondue.

Moose McGillycuddys - Pub fare. Daily, 11 a.m.12:30 a.m. Food service ends at 11 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8600. $$

8366. $ Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Burgers, sausage

3 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $

Mulligan’s On the Blue - Irish pub. Daily, 8 a.m.2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$

sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-2

Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. M-Sa,

Kahale’s Beach Club - Burgers, onion rings, ribs and other bar fare. Daily 10 a.m.-1 a.m.

36 Keala Pl., Kihei. 875-7711. $

Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining, Pacific rim.

Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$

a.m. (Food service ends at 12 a.m.) Kihei Kalama

Village, 874-6444. $

8 a.m.-3:30 p.m. 3620 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5724877. $

Spago - Gourmet cuisine a la Wolfgang Puck.

Café Des Amis - Crepes and Mediterranean fare.

Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Tacos, pasta, and

Outback Steak House - Steaks, shrimp-on-the-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Nightly, 4-10 p.m. 281 Pi`ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$

Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort

Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia,

Wailea, 874-8000. $$$

579-6323. $

Spices - Pacific rim with flair. Daily, 7a.m.-2p.m.

Café Mambo and Picnics - Mediterranean and

Philly’s Blue Plate Diner - American diner cuisine. Daily, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 8912595. $

and 5-9:30 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S.

Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. Daily, 8

Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$

a.m.-9 p.m. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $

Sports Page Bar & Grill - Gourmet pub fare. Daily,

Cafe O Lei - Stylish Hippie. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m.

3669 Baldwin Ave., Ste 101, Makawao, 573-9065. $

Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-

1811. $$ Jawz Tacos - Island-style taqueria. Daily, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $ Joe’s Bar and Grill - Fine dining. Nightly, from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Wailea Tennis Center,

875-7767. $$$ Joy’s Place - Organic foods. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-

fried seafood. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Kukui

Mall, 891-1400. $ Kihei Caffe - American and local. Daily, 5 a.m.-8 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ Koishi Sushi Bar - Sushi. M-Sa 6 p.m.- 10 p.m., 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8258. $ Kusina Oriental - Oriental. Tu-Sa 6:30 a.m.6:30 p.m., 1295 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8317. $ L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m.

Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $ Life’s A Beach - American. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $ Longhi’s - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. M-F, 8 a.m.-11 p.m.; Sa-Su, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 8918883. $$$ LuLu’s - American and local. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends at 10 p.m.).1941 S.

Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $ Ma`alaea Grill - Eclectic. 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m.

300 Ma`alaea Rd., Ma`alaea, 243-2206. $$ Ma’alaea

Waterfront

Restaurant

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Seafood and continental cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli

St., 244-9028. $$ Matteo’s - Italian kitchen. M-F, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sa-Su, 5-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Ike Dr, Wailea, 874-1234. $$ Maui Tacos - Mexican fast food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole

Beach Center, 879-5005. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $

Pita Paradise - Casual Mediterranean-style cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $

8080. $$

Waterfront Deli - Sandwiches, salads, dessert.

Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-

p.m. 1770 S Kihei Rd., 874-0331. $

UPCOUNTRY Café 808 - Local diner-style. Daily, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.

11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0602. $ Stella Blues Cafe - American comfort food. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$

Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd., 891-2002. $

Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. Whaler’s General Store, Shops at Wailea, 891-2039. $

Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and

4566 Lower Kula Rd., 878-6874. $

Cafe Pukalani - Local comfort food and breakfast.

M-F 7 a.m.-3:30 p.m.; Sa-Su 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Pukalani Country Club, 360 Pukalani St. 572-1325. $

Rd. 891-1991. $

Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and deli by day. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$

Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli. Daily, 8

Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Pizza and com-

Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m.; Nightly, 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 8740813. $

a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd., 879-1385. $

fort food. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $

2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd., 875-

Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily, 6 a.m.-

Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$

0839. $

9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$

Round Table Pizza - Dine-in, take-out or delivery. SuTh 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 207 Piikea St., Kihei, 874-8485. $

Ruth Chris Steakhouse - Meaty fine dining.

Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 3750, Wailea Alanui Dr., 8748880. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese-inspired Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m.; Th-Sa 10 p.m.-1 a.m. late night sushi and appetizers 50% off 21 & over w/ID. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004. $$

Korean. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei

Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-

Tip-Ups Tavern - Mediterranean cuisine. 5 p.m.-12

Down to Earth - Hot/salad bars and deli. Daily, 8

a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$

a.m.-8 p.m. 1169 Makawao Ave., 572-1488. $

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury cuisine. Su-M, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 11 a.m.-11

Flatbread Co. - Pizza. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 89 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8989. $$

p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$$

Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Daily,

Tradewinds Deli and Market - Deli sandwiches

5-9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $

and local produce. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m -

Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining. M-F,

7 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 20 Hauoli St., Ma`alaea

11-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 900

Harbor, 242-9161. $

Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $$$

Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary Italian.

Nightly, 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 8757555. $$$

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and

Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking. F-

more. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel,

Su 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 810

2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$

Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $

Seascape at Maalaea - Seafood, chicken and quiche. Daily, 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Maui Ocean Center Aquarium, 270-7043.

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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet

Mana Foods - Natural food store with bakery and

festive atmosphere with a sushi bar. Daily, 5-

deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49 Baldwin Ave,

10 p.m. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$

Paia, 579-8078. $

John Paul Fine Foods - Prepared dishes,

Milagros - South American cuisine with island

sandwiches and cheeses. M-F, 10 a.m.-7 p.m.;

influence. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 3 Baldwin St., Paia,

Sa, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani,

579-8755. $

572-7100. $$

Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim. Daily, 8 a.m.-

Kimura Saimin Shop - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.2 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-

5228. $

9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $ Pa`ia Fish Market - Fresh seafood. Daily, 11 a.m.9:30 p.m. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $

Komoda Store and Bakery - Local bakery with mini-mini-mart. M-Tu and Th-F, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 3674 Baldwin Ave.,

Makawao, 572-7261. $ Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restaurant. W-Su, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Pizza W-Su, 5-9 p.m. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $ Kula Sandalwoods Cafe - Breakfasts, sandwiches and salads. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 15427 Haleakala Hwy, Kula, 878-3523.

Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Deli cuisine and daily baked goods. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Su 7 a.m.-1

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

WEST MAUI

p.m. Napili Plaza, 669-4170. $ Aloha Bento - Local. 1036 Limahana Pl., G2, Lahaina, 661-4888.

Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice

Aloha Mixed Plate - Local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $

10 p.m. 900 Front St., Bld. B5, Lahaina, 667-2744. $

cream flavor and watch them create. Daily, 10 a.m.-

Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican Angelina’s - Coffeehouse with snacks. Daily, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $ The Bakery - Breads, pastries, soup, sandwiches.

M-F, 5:30 a.m.-1 p.m.; Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 p.m.; Su, 5:30-11 a.m. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $

Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1202 Makawao Ave., 572-

7808. $ Serpico's Pizzeria and Restaurant - Traditional Italian American cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.

Corner of Old Haleakala Hwy and Aewa Pl.,

Banyan Bistro - Meditteranean, eclectic. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-0348.

Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine. T-Sa, 5:30-9:30 p.m.

Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 665-7096. $$$

La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie. We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower

p.m.; Fr-Sa 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1127 Makawao Ave.,

Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$

572-1380. $

Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Northern Italian cuisine. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2780 Keka`a Dr., Ka`anapali, 662-3210. $$ K

Ulupalakua Ranch Store and Grill - Elk burgers, sandwiches and salads. Daily 9:30 a.m.-5 p.m.

Ulupalakua Ranch, Hwy. 37, Kula. 878-2561. $

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.

730 Front St., 661-0700. $

Upcountry Fresh Tamales & Mixed Plate Lynne’s Cafe - Homestyle local food. Daily,

Mexican and local favorites. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-8 p.m,

6:15a.m.-10p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku,

Su 6 a.m.-3 p.m. Pukalani Terrace Center, 55

575-9363. $

Pukalani St., 572-8258. $

Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish preparations and salad bar. Nightly, 5:309 p.m. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-

Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-

8711. $$ Makawao Sushi & Deli - Coffee, Sushi, M - Th 8:30 a.m. - 9 p.m.; F-Sa 8:30 - 10 p.m.

Coffee ends at 5 p.m. daily. 3647 Baldwin Ave, Makawao, 573-9044. $

Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-12 a.m.

889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$

9 p.m. Haiku Marketplace, 810 Kokomo Rd., 575-

9588. $ Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. M-F, 10:30-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 810

Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

Mama’s Fish House - Fine dining. Daily,

Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Chinese cuisine.

11a.m.-2p.m. and 4:30-9:30 p.m. 799 Poho

Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 55 Pukalani St., Pukalani

Pl., Kuau, 579-8488. $$$

Terrace Center, 573-8838

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Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $

Dante’s Italian Eatery - Family style Italian and take-out. Daily 10 a.m.-8 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 661-3838. $

Stopwatch - Fish, steak, burgers. Su-Th 11 a.m.-9

Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $

Mexican accent. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina

Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi.

Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6674051. $

Pukalani, 572-8498. $

a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-12 a.m. 137 Hana

Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a

Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Daily, 11 a.m.-

$

Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Su-Th, 6

food. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Waine`e St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $

Ba-Le - French Vietnamese. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $

p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $ Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Mexican cantina.

The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. Daily, 6 a.m.-6

Canoes - Polynesian-American. Daily, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 6610937. $$ Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $ Cascades Grill and Sushi Bar - Sushi and Pacific Rim. Nightly dinner 5:45 -10 p.m., Nightly sushi 5 p.m.-10 p.m. Hyatt Ka`anapali, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina, 667-4727. $$$ Castaway Cafe - Beachside American. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Maui Ka`anapali Villas & Resort, 6619091. $ Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $ Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine. Sa-Su 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5:30-9 p.m.

820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$

11 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $

David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine. Nightly from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Daily, 11 a.m.-12 a.m. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $ DJ’s - International local food. M-Sa, 7:30-9 p.m.; Su, 7:30-2 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5809. $ Feast At Lele - Luau. Nightly check-in: 6 p.m. 505

Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$ Fish Market - Fresh Fish. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.

3600 L.Honoapi`ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $ Front Street Grill and Bar - Fresh seafood, steaks and ribs. Daily 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 672 Front Street, Lahaina. 662-3003. $$ Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian. Daily, 11 a.m.-12 a.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $ Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch with oceanside setting. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m.

5315 Lower Honoapi`ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $ Gerard’s - Fine French dining. Nightly, 6-8:30 p.m. by reservation. 174 Lahainaluna St., Lahaina, 6618939. $$$ Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2291 Ka`anapali Pkwy.,

661-3160. $$ Hard Rock Cafe - American food amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 900

Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $ Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style coffeehouse with two locations. Daily, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.

4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. and M-Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m., Su 7a.m.-2 p.m. 2580 Keka`a Dr., 667-

2003. $ China Boat - Mandarin Szechwan. M-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 4474 L. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-5089. $ China Bowl - Asian cuisine. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.

2580 Kekaa St., Ka`anapali, 661-0667. $

Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m.

505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ House of Saimin - Local. Old Lahaina Center,

667-7572. $ Cilantro - Fresh Mexican grill. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $ CJ’s Deli & Diner - Comfort food. Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka`anapali, 667-0968. $ Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood, island favorites.

Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front St., Lahaina, 6615648.

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Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Daily, 10:30a.m-11p.m Whaler’s Village, Ka`anapali, 667-6636. $$ i`o - Pacific Rim. Daily, 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St.,

Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$ Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - American and local. Daily, 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843 Waine’e St,

Lahaina, 667-9616. $

DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and

Maui Swiss Cafe - Ice Cream, sandwiches, sal-

Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees.

cafe. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-10 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m.

ads, pizza, homemade swissli. Daily 9 a.m.-8 p.m.

Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy.,

3350 Lower Honoapi`ilani Rd., Honokowai,

640 Front St., Lahaina. 661-6776. $

Kahana, 669-6999. $$$

667-0787. $

Maui Tacos - Island Mexican fast food. M-Sa, 9

Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican.

a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Lahaina Square,480

Daily, 11:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 2395 Honoapi`ilani

Waine`e St, Lahaina, 661-8883; Napili Plaza, 5095

Hwy., Ka`anapali, 661-4500. $

Napilihau St., 665-0222. $

Kahana Sands Restaurant - American.

Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. M-F, 8 a.m.-

Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 4299 Lower

Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000. $ Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Daily, 9:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m.

Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ Keka’s Terrace, Sheraton - Breakfast buffet, light lunch, steaks and more for dinner. Daily 6:30 a.m. -2 p.m.; 5:30-9 p.m., 2605

5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Honokowai,

665-5900. $ Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-1:30 a.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-

7758. $

p.m.; Su 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 888 Wainee St.,

Lahaina 661-9955. $$

p.m. Th-Fr 10 p.m.- 1 a.m. late night sushi and appetizers 50% off 21 & over w/ID. 600 Office Rd.,

Lahaina, 661-8881. $$

Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s

Nachos Grande - Mexican. Daily, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.

Sushi Bar. Daily, 5:30 p.m.-11 p.m. 136

Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $

Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$

Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. Daily, 6 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $

Sunrise Cafe - Casual American. Daily, 6 a.m.-4 p.m. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Tex Mex BBQ - BBQ by smoker oven! Daily, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890.

Thai Chef - Thai food with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $

Saigon Seafood - Vietnamese. M - Sa 10 a.m. - 10

Japanese inspired Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5:30-10

Kimo’s - Steak & seafood. Daily, 11 a.m.-10:30

Kapalua Resort, 669-6286. $$ Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic.

Daily, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy.,

Napili, 669-1500. $$

Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties, steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Su, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.; Nightly 6-9 p.m. 2525 Ka`anapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0011. $$ Tony Roma’s - Steaks, ribs and bibs. Nightly 5:309:30 p.m. 736 Front St., Lahaina. 661-7600. $$$ Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka`anapali, 667-2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$

Smoke House - BBQ, American. M-F 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sa-Su 3-9 p.m. 927 Waine`e St., Lahaina, 667-

7005. $

Lahaina Cannery Mall. 1221 Honoapi`ilani

Nikki’s Pizza - Pizza. Daily 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m., 2435

Rd., 661-9888. $

Kaanapali Pkwy, 667-0333. $

Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American. Daily,

Okazuya Deli - Japanese plate lunch. Daily, 10

8 a.m.-12 a.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina,

a.m.-9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapi`ilani Hwy.,

661-7082. $

Honokowai, 665-0512. $

Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim. Daily, 11

Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Hawaiian style. Daily, 6:30

a.m.-10 p.m. 831 Front St., Lahaina,

a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka`anapali, 667-

661–3472. $$

2525. $

Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar - Fresh

Outback Steak House - Steaks, shrimp-on-the-

seafood and steaks. Rooftop seating. Daily,

barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Nightly, 4-10 p.m.

11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-

4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$

9090. $$

Pacific’O - Contemporary Pacific cuisine. Daily, 11

Leilani’s On The Beach - Pacific Rim cui-

a.m.-4 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St.,

sine beachfront dining. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.

Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$

2435 Ka`anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$

Pad Thai - Thai, local. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658 Front

Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee

St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $

drinks, smoothies. Daily, 6 a.m. to 9 p.m.

Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro. M-F, 11

612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $

a.m.-9:30.; Sa-Su, 5-9:30 p.m. 180 Dickenson St.,

Son’z Maui at Swan Court - Fresh seafood, steak.

Su - Th 5-10 p.m.; Fr - Sa 5-10:30 p.m. Hyatt Ka`ana-

pali, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina, 667-4506. $$.

For corrections or to get your listing in this section, please fax 244-0446

Spatz Trattoria - Italian. Tu-Sa 5:30-9 p.m.. Hyatt

Regency, Ka`anapali, 667-4727. $$$

FRESH SEAFOOD, LOCAL BEEF, AND UPCOUNTRY GREENS

Lahaina, 661-6633. $

a.m.-10 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-

Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10

2288. $$$

p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking),

Lahaina, 667-5809. $ Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-

Rd., 665-1525. $

9:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St.,

MaLa - Eclectic. M-F, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa, 9

661-6628. $

a.m.-10 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 1307 Front

Pioneer Inn - Eclectic Island cuisine. Daily, 7 a.m.-

St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$

10 p.m. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $

Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Classic BBQ. M-

Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-

Sa, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $

9 p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-9600. $$$

Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe

Pizza Paradiso - Italian and Greek. Daily, 11 a.m.-10

rotisserie meats. Daily, 11 a.m.-12 a.m. 4405

p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $

Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Lahaina, 669-3474. $$

8815. $$$

Lahaina, 667-5683. $

p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$

9:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m., 3481 L. Honoapiliilani

Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-

p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 129 Lahainaluna Rd.,

Daily, 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center,

Lynn’s Kitchenette - Filipino food. M - S

Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak.

Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar -

Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Authentic Irish pub.

Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining. Daily, 7:30

Daily, 8 a.m.-2 a.m. Whalers Village, Ka`anapali,

661-3123. $$

Mr. Sub - Subs, salads, soups. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9

Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0031. $$

L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.

Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern - American.

Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. M-F, 5-11 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6-10 p.m. 4327 L. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$

DAILY MAI TAI PARTY 3-5 pm GREAT Sunsets Located oceanside in the Sands of Kahana Resort Just 10 Minutes North of Lahaina Serving Daily 7:30am to 9:00pm 4299 L. Honoapiilani Hwy. 669-5000

Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cui-

Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough

sine. Daily, breakfast/lunch 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly

said. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St.,

from 6 p.m. Lounge stays open for duration. 2000

Lahaina, 667-2663. $

Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $

Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo

Round Table Pizza - Dine-in, take-out or delivery.

Bar and Grill. Nightly, 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St,

Su-Th 11 a.m-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 2580

Lahaina. 281-2775. $

Kekaa Dr., Lahaina. 662-0777. $

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Larger than Life Saturday (Sept. 29), 6 p.m. at the Viewpoints Gallery, Makawao [ART RECEPTION] I can’t help myself. I love art. Not all art, just good art. And I love the work of Robena. Her art is fantastically colorful, expressive and huge. Her paintings make a bold statement and her expert use of scale, color and mood will turn you on. The first piece of Robena’s that I saw was an untitled, huge 64” by 68” canvas of orange flowers. It was captivating…

And then I discovered some of her other paintings– freakishly realistic portraits and still life that looks like you could pick it up. The way she paints light and reflection is truly amazing. She’s also done some amazing landscapes that are so grand in size you literally feel as though you are in the scene. According to Robena, “The way the world is today, I think it’s a good thing for people to just stop and look at simple things and just, you know, breathe.” For more information visit www.studiorobena.com or call Viewpoints Gallery at 572-5979. [STARR BEGLEY]

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ThIS WEEK’S PICKS

by Starr Begley

Stomp the Yard Friday night (Sept. 28) at the Maui County Fair, Kahului [COMPETITION] I was going to take this to my grave, but I’ll admit it here publicly for the sake of journalistic integrity: I enjoyed the movie Stomp the Yard. But do not confuse this statement with “I thought that Stomp the Yard was a good movie.” I never said that. All’s I said was that I liked it. On that note, I will probably be attending the first annual Stomp the Yard high school dance competition at the fair on Friday. It’s going to be televised by OC16’s Dis ‘N Dat and emceed by Kutmaster Spaz. There will be a Guy’z cheerleading competition, co-ed step/dance competition and a Teen Idol singing contest. The best of the best high school students will be given cash and prize packs. For more information, call 242-2721. [SB]

THURSDAY

900 Front St. • 667-7400 • Lahaina SEPTEMBER 27, 2007

Friday (Sept 28), 8 p.m. & Sunday (Sept 30), 7 p.m., The Studio Maui, Haiku [MUSIC] When I traveled to Southeast Asia I realized just how little I knew about popular music in the rest of the world. Yes, I’m talking about–gasp–outside the U.S. I discovered there are lots of amazing artists out there who never make it across the great pond. This week we have a chance to broaden our scope and experience the Indian-English fusion sounds of Sheila Chandra.

Born in South London to Indian parents, her voice has been called haunting, ethereal, evocative and eclectic. After an Indie-pop song skyrocketed her to stardom in mid ‘80s, Chandra has turned her back on mainstream music and produced her own Middle Eastern, British, Irish, Indian combo style of world fusion, showing off what Billboard Magazine called “One of the most beautiful voices in the world” with often wordless chants and vocals. No, it isn’t roots reggae, acoustic island music or even a new rock group from the mainland; it’s something different from a land far, far away.

It’s easy to forget that there’s a whole world full of music out there when you’re isolated on a tiny chain of South Pacific islands, so Maui is lucky that Chandra has decided to come here and share her unique sound. Tickets: $26 in advance at The Studio Maui, Haiku; Supernatural, Makawao; Mandala Ethnic Arts, Paia; www.hulatickets.com, 575-9390. [JESSICA ARMSTRONG]

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Chillin’ for the Keiki Saturday (Sept 29), 5:30-10 p.m., Paia Beach Park

Hot Stuff Saturday (Sept. 29) from 10 a.m. – Noon at the War Memorial Gymnasium, Kahului [COMPETITION] It’s common knowledge that firefighters are pretty foxy. The training they go through is pretty intense and leaves them with some pretty toned physiques. On the other hand, my brother just became one, so now the whole firefighters being hot thing has become kind of creepy. If you’re still into it, you can check out the firefighters and other members of the community battle it out in the 3rd annual Chili Cook off. Spectators can taste the goods for just $1 a bowl. Proceeds benefit the Shriner’s Children’s Hospital Patients Transportation Burn Unit. For more information call 242-2721. [SB]

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[FOOD/FUNDRAISER] Imagine this: you’ve got your toes in the sand under a sky full of twinkling stars at Paia Beach Park. Your right hand grasps a cold beer while your left cradles your third plate of delicious food, and you’re surrounded by friends, laughing and enjoying the music of the Hula Honeys and Voodoo Suns. You’ve just finished placing your bid on several fabulous items at the massive silent auction, and you’re feeling very good about yourself because your dollars are supporting one of Maui’s important organizations. No, it’s not a dream: it’s the Third Annual Taste of the North Shore, where north Maui’s finest restaurants, retailers and entertainment team up to support the Paia Youth and Cultural Center and it’s endeavor to provide a safe environment with lots of educational and recreational opportunities for Maui’s youth. Last year’s event sold out, raising over $25,000 for the center’s many projects, such as the Stone Wave skate park, commercial free youth radio station KOPO-LP 89.5 and the Paia Bay Café. This year’s adults-only party promises to be just as awesome, with great food (taste all you want with the price of admission,) a cash bar for beer and wine, live entertainment, the beach, the moon and stars, and an excellent cause. Tickets: $50. (21 and up.) In advance at Mana Foods and Anthony’s Coffee, Paia.

579-8354. [JA]

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The Award “Best Late Night In Maui” Plus Special Guest: Radioactive from Music Starts @ 9:45 pm Spearhead • Also: Samba Mix Dance Group $ 10 cover after Afro-Samba-Reggae-Funk-Dance-Band 11pm Only

Friday September 28th Isaits Productions Presents

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Special Guest: Kama‘aina feat. Sistah Ash & DJ Addamon

“Hard Roots from the Big Island” Music starts at 10:00pm $ 15 cover

Doors open at 9:00pm $ 15 Advance Tickets $ 18 Day of Show

Saturday Sept. 29th Natural Mystic Productions Presents:

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Music starts at 9:30pm $ 25 Cover

Make it a memorable evening. Dine and dance at Casanova.

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BY COLE SMITHEY COLE@MAUITIME.COM

Everybody Knows Everything Paul Haggis gets the Iraq War right Its evocative title refers to the place in Israel where David defeated Goliath at the behest of King Saul 3,000 years ago. Writer/director Paul Haggis (Crash) uses the biblically grounded metaphor as an all-encompassing touchstone for the desperate plight of physically and psychologically wounded Iraq War soldiers returning home.

In the Valley of Elah

★★★★★ Rated R/119 min.

Vietnam War vet Hank Deerfield (Tommy Lee Jones) is a retired Army Sergeant who hauls gravel for a living in Monroe, Tennessee. Having lost his oldest son, a soldier, in a helicopter training accident, Hank leaves immediately for Fort Rudd, New Mexico upon learning that his younger son Mike (Jonathan Tucker) has gone missing since returning from a tour of duty in Iraq. Believing the soldier is AWOL, Mike’s platoon superiors are nonplussed by his father’s appearance until Mike’s stabbed, dismembered and charred body is found on a contested piece of jurisdiction between the military base

and a civilian street. Apathy and incompetence from military and local police investigators push Hank to act in assembling the truth surrounding his son’s murder.

Local police detective Emily Sanders (Charlize Theron) teeters on succumbing to the lethargic attitude of the male cops that constantly ridicule her. A single mother with a young son, she is lost. Hank identifies Emily’s predicament and knows how to win her over. He approaches her in the same way he shows an immigrant grounds keeper how to fly the American flag right side up lest it give off an international distress warning that America has spiraled beyond our control.

In a flash we see Emily transform from an unsympathetic desk clerk into a caring cop willing to follow Hank’s lead. Theron is nearly unrecognizable at first glance, with her hair pulled tightly back in a short ponytail and lacking make-up she blossoms into an uncompromising detective willing to learn from her mistakes.

In the Valley of Elah takes on the guise of homicide procedural. The carefully painted character study that Paul Haggis smuggles inside the deceptively simple plot form has an Altmanesque egalitarian balance to it. Mike’s four platoon buddies necessarily become the focus of the investigation since they were the last ones to see the soldier alive.

Conversations with their former

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buddy’s soldierly father enable themerich dialogue that cuts to the quick of their feelings about the war. It’s worth noting that Paul Haggis cast real life war vets Wes Chatham and Jake McLaughlin in two pivotal roles. “If you ask me, they should just nuke it and watch it all turn back to dust,” says one of the boys, whose opinion reflects his own selfdestructive streak.

What is the war doing to us? What do you do when you realize that everyone in authority is lying? How can we be saved from ourselves? These are a few of the questions the film raises in order to piece together aspects of a war whose effects will be felt long after the last soldier comes home. On top of that, it is executed to perfection. MTW

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New This Week THE GAME PLAN - (PG) - Comedy Quarterback Joe Kingman is the man. He makes all the best passes, gets all the hot ladies and goes to all the best parties. Then his eight-year-old daughter, who he never knew exsisted, turns up on his doorstep, swaps his football for barbies, and completely throws off his game. 110 min.

(Jessica Armstrong) FEAST OF LOVE - (R) - Drama, Romance A flick about love in all it’s varied forms; from the extramarital affair to budding first-time romance and an enduring committed relationship. Based on the novel by Charles Baxter and set in a cozy coffee shop in small town Oregon, this movie leaves no love stone unturned. 102 min. (JA) IN THE VALLEY OF ELAH – (R) – Drama – A Vietnam Vet (Tommy Lee Jones) and a small town detective (Charlize Theron) try to find out why the vet’s son, recently returned from a tour of duty in Iraq, was found murdered just outside a New Mexico army base.

119 min. (Anthony Pignataro) THE KINGDOM - (R) - Drama - An elite FBI team is secretly sent to find a madman in Saudi Arabia after an American housing facility is bombed. When local government officials sour on their brusque, imperialistic approach, the team learns that their only hope is to play Saudis’ rules. 105 min. (JA)

“Don’t tase me, bro!”

Now Showing 3:10 TO YUMA - (R) - Action - Christian Bale stars in this dusty Western film about the complex dynamic between a rancher struggling with drought-ravaged land and the ruthless outlaw (Russell Crowe) who he is payed to transport to the prison train to Federal Court in Yuma. 120 min. (JA) BALLS OF FURY - (PG13) - Comedy - A former professional Ping-Pong champion must battle the infamous Ping-Pong crime boss (Christopher Walken) in order to avenge his father’s death and save the sport from total takeover by the dark side. Right. 90 min. (JA) THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM - Action (PG13) - Matt Damon is back to prove once again that he’s smarter than a room full of CIA agents and more bad-ass than a dozen super assassins.

We’ll be watching for flashes of those awesome abs and glimpses of that tantilizing armpit hair.

Awwwww yeaaaaaah. 111 min. (JA) THE BRAVE ONE - (R) - Thriller - A New York radio host turns vigilante when she is attacked and her fiance is killed during a brutal beating in this flick about the psychology of revenge and the dark pursuit of justice. 122 min. (JA) DRAGON WARS - (PG13) - Sci-Fi - A reporter discovers the truth about an ancient legend just as giant dragons decend on modern day Los Angeles with a force more powerful than the U.S. military.. He also discovers that a beautiful young woman holds the key to ending all the destruction. 100 min. (JA) EASTERN PROMISES - (R) - Action - On a hunt for an orphaned baby’s relatives, Anna (Naomi Watts) stumbles onto London’s dark underside and into the brutal world of the Russian mafia.

Bloody battles ensue, including one particularly tasty scene in a Russian bath house where Viggo Mortensen expertly fights off mobsters wearing nothing but his tatoos. 100 min. (JA) GOOD LUCK CHUCK – (R) – Comedy, Romance – Dane Cook and Jessica Alba star is this tale about a successful dentist who was cursed by a creepy goth chic when he refused to kiss her during a childhood game of “Spin the Bottle.” Every woman that he sleeps with ends up finding true love with the person they hook up with after him. When he meets the hottie of his dreams, can he break the spell? 96 min. (Starr Begley) HAIRSPRAY - (PG) - Musical - In 1962, Tracy Turnblad is a big girl with big dreams and even bigger hair, but size isn’t going to stop her from making it onto Baltimore’s hippest TV dance party.

115 min. (JA) HALLOWEEN - (R) - Horror - Directed by musician-turned-film maker Rob Zombie, this remake basically follows same storyline as the 1978 version. Extremely dangerous psychopath Michael Meyers is mistakenly released from the institution he was placed in as a 10 year old boy. 109 min. (JA)

MR BEAN’S HOLIDAY - (G) - Comedy - In his latest misadventure Mr. Bean takes his pale white ass to the French Riviera, making a perfect idiot out of himself the whole way. Someone should really lock him up. 88 min. (JA) MR. WOODCOCK – (PG-13) – Comedy – A successful self-help book writer (Seann William Scott) goes home to find that his mom (Susan Sarandon) is marrying sadistic gym teacher Mr. Woodcock (Billy Bob Thornton). Wow—just like real life. 87 minutes. (AP) THE NANNY DIARIES - (PG13) - Comedy - A New York University student shuns the business world and becomes an over-educated childcare provider to a neurotic upper East side family. 107 min. (JA) NO END IN SIGHT – (Not Rated) – Documentary, War – Can’t get enough of rigorous, nauseating exposes of the Bush Administration’s ridiculous, crooked, bloody, catastrophic war in Iraq? If not, you’ll love this picture.

102 min. (AP) RESIDENT EVIL: EXTINCTION - (R) Action - A genetically altered heroine with superhuman strengths and senses attempts to eliminate the deadly virus that threatens to make all humans undead. And she’s hot in the ass-kicking way only a video game character can be. 95 min. (JA) RUSH HOUR 3 - (PG13) - Action, Comedy Detective Carter and Inspector Lee are back where they don’t belong - this time in Paris - and over their heads in trouble trying to save the life of an old friend while taking down a notorious crime ring. 90 min. (JA SHOOT ‘EM UP - (R) - Action - In this fast-paced flick full of carnage, car chases and, you guessed it, gun violence, an assassin is determined to kill an infant while our hero, with the help of a beautiful and maternal prostitute, is equally determined to save the newborn. 87 min. (JA) SUPERBAD - (R) - Comedy - Two codependent and socially inept teenage boys learn they’ve got bigger problems than trying to get laid for the first time before high school graduation when they find out they’ll be going to different colleges. 114 min. (JA) SYDNEY WHITE - (PG13) - Comedy Gorgeous, funny and brilliant freshman college student Sydney shuns her snobby sorority sisters and makes nice with a band of geeks.

Together with her beauty and their brains they take over the student government and somehow Sydney still ends up with the hottie captain of the football team. Or something like that. This is definitely up there on the list of things that never happen. 90 min. (JA) WAR -- (R) - Action - Jet Li stars asa notorious assassin who sets off a crime war between rival Asian mobs. Enter FBI agent Jack Crawford, who’s royally pissed that his partner was killed in the crossfire. 91 min. (JA)

Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) 3:10 To Yuma - R - Daily 1:30, 4:10, 6:55, 9:45 Balls of Fury - PG13 - Th 2:40, 4:55, 7:10, 9:35; F-Su 12:25, 4:55, 9:40; M-W 4:55, 9:40 Bourne Ultimatum - PG13 - Th 2:40, 5:20, 8, FSu 12, 5:20, 8 M-W 5:20, 8 The Brave One - R - Th 1:30, 3:30, 4:20, 6:30, 7:10, 9:20, 10; F-Su 12:30, 3:30, 6:30, 9:20; MW 3:30, 6:30, 9:20 The Game Plan - PG - F-Su 12:45, 1:50, 3:30, 4:25, 7, 7:25, 9:35, 10; M-W 1:50, 3:30, 4:25, 7, 7:25, 9:35, 10 Dragon Wars - PG13 - Th, M-W 2:30, 5, 7:20, 9:35; F-Su 12:15, 2:30, 5, 7:20, 9:35 In the Valley of Elah - R - F-W 1:30, 4:20, 7:10, 10 The Kingdom - R - F-Su 12:10, 1:35, 2:45, 4:10, 6:45, 7:05, 9:20, 9:50; M-W 1:35, 2:45, 4:10, 6:45, 7:05, 9:20, 9:50 The Nanny Diaries - PG13 - Th only 1:35, 6:45 No End In Sight - NR - Th 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10; FW 2:40 Resident Evil: Extinction - R - Th, M-W 2:25, 4:45, 7:25, 9:55; F-Su 12, 2:25, 4:45, 7:30, 9:55 Rush Hour 3 - PG13 - Th 3, 5:15, 7:30, 9:45; FW 2:40, 7:10 Shoot ‘Em Up - R - Th only 2, 4:30, 7, 9:30 Sydney White - PG13 - Daily 1:45, 4:30, 7:15, 9:50 War - R - Th only 4:05, 9:25

KA`AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) Eastern Promises - R - Daily 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7, 9:20 Feast of Love - R - F-W 12:30, 3, 5:15, 7:35, 10 Good Luck Chuck - R - F-W 12, 2:45, 5, 7:30, 9:50 Halloween - R - Th only 1, 3:30, 7, 9:30 Mr Bean’s Holiday - Daily 12:30, 2:45, 5:10, 7:25, 9:35 Mr Woodcock - PG13 - F-W 12:10, 2:25, 4:40, 7:10, 9:40 Superbad - R - Daily 1:10, 3:45, 7:15, 9:45

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) 3:10 To Yuma - R - Th only 3:15, 7:15 Bourne Ultimatum - PG13 - Th only 3:30, 7:30 The Brave One - R - Th, M-W 3, 7; F-Sa 1, 4:05, 7, 9:45; Su 1, 4:05, 7 The Game Plan - PG - F-Sa 1:45, 4:45, 7:45, 10:05; Su 1:45, 4:45, 7:45; M-W 3:45, 7:45 The Kingdom - R - F-Sa 1:15; 4:15; 7:15; 9:55; Su 1:15, 4:15, 7:15; M-W 3:15, 7:15 Resident Evil: Extinction - R - Th 3:45, 7:45; FSa 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10; Su 1:30, 4:30, 7:30; MW 3:30, 7:30

FRONT STREET THEATRE 900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: MF until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm) 3:10 To Yuma - R - Th only 3:45, 6:45, 9:30 The Brave One - R - Th-F, M-W 3:30. 6:30, 9:15; Sa-Su 12:45, 3:30, 6:30, 9:15 The Kingdom - R - F, M-W 3:45, 6:45, 9:30; SaSu 1, 3:45, 6:45, 9:30 Resident Evil: Extinction - Th-F, M-W 4:15, 7:15, 9:45; Sa-Su, 1:30, 4:15, 7:15, 9:45 Sydney White - PG13 - Th-F, M-W 4, 7, 9:30; SaSu 1:15, 4, 7, 9:30

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7865 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Dragon Wars - PG13 - Th only 1:15, 3:30, 6:30, 9 Good Luck Chuck - R - Th-F, M-W 1:45, 4, 7, 9:30; S-Su 11:30, 1:45, 4, 7, 9:30 The Game Plan - PG - F, M-W 1:15, 3:45, 6:30, 9:15; Sa-Su 10:45, 1:15, 3:45, 6:30, 9:15 Mr Woodcock - PG13 - Th 1:30, 3:45, 6:45, 9:15; F, M-W 1:30, 4:15, 6:45, 9; Sa-Su 11, 1:30, 4:15, 6:45, 9

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BY SAMANTHA CAMPOS SAMANTHA@MAUITIME.COM

Every Rose has its Thorne The incredibly full sound of local songwriter Murray Thorne He’s known mostly for his stint as guitarist in the Celtic Tigers, the Irish house band at Mulligan’s on the Blue. But Murray Thorne is about more than just jigging to bangers and mash.

For the past few months, Thorne’s been in the studio recording licks for his new solo album, set to be released by the end of the year. The notion that the album is rockbased is surprising for Celtic Tigers fans.

Ten years ago, Thorne left Vancouver and moved to Maui, initially to live in a tent in a friend’s backyard and help build a studio. As it happened, Thorne overstayed his visa, and lived precariously as an illegal alien for years.

In 2000 he married his wife Valerie, who was from France and, coincidentally, a permanent resident. Thorne was granted temporary residency.

When Mulligan’s on the Blue opened, they gave him an offer he couldn’t refuse.

“All the Guinness you could drink and free dinner,” Thorne said, laughing. “It just started as a drunken joke, just something I do on Sundays. But the Celtic Tigers and their popularity became—I call it ‘The Phenomenon.’”

Thorne kept writing his own songs. At first, he planned on an acoustic record because he didn’t want to put a band together. But it was a stop-start process. It became an obsession. In the end, he decided that he needed band.

“I would never have gone into the studio to record,” he said. “But I knew the most famous engineers and milked them for info. I started recording at home, and I started realizing, hey, it looks like I’m making a record. I had no idea exactly what I was doing.

“People would see me rock out ‘Sunday Bloody Sunday,’ and ask me about my CD, expecting Dropkick Murphys,” he continued. “But that’s not all I do. [The Celtic Tigers] is fun—but it’s not an honest representation of me.”

His own style is acoustic-based rock music, and Thorne says he once heard a person say it reminded him of David Bowie, which doesn’t displease him.

In the mid-to-late 1980s, straight out

Photos: Pietro Ortiz

Top: Murray Thorne performing with Celtic Tigers (Kevin O’Kennedy and Willy Wainwright, not shown Kris Thomas) at Mulligan’s on the Blue.

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Murray Thorne Solo: Fri, 10 p.m., Dog & Duck Pub, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 875-9669; With the Celtic Tigers: SatSun, 7 p.m., Mulligan’s on the Blue, 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. of high school, Thorne played with touring hard rock bands and opened for acts like Nazareth, Loverboy, Eddie Money and The Tragically Hip. By 1990, when he was in the Canadian one-hit wonder band Raymond May, he opened for Aerosmith and Iggy Pop. “When I came here, I listened to stuff relevant for songwriting,” Thorne said. “Everything from obscure British bands to Dylan. It sounds corny, but a friend turned me onto his lyrics, and he’s got such a way with words and humanity—it’s not topical—and everything rhymes. I got into folk music because of that. I tried to be folk… but I’ll be rock and never escape from that.

“The Beatles are my cornerstone,” he contnued. “They’re timeless. If they were a movie, they would be The Godfather.

There’s something humanely fundamental about them.”

He also loves The Killers, Muse, Tom Petty (“Now there’s a guy who can take acoustic music and make it rock!”), Radiohead, REM, Coldplay, Pink Floyd, White Stripes, Pearl Jam, Frank Sinatra, Steve Earle, Mott the Hoople, Midnight Oil and, yes, U2.

“What I like about Irish music is that lyrically they’re hardcore,” Thorne said. “It’s all about human nature and suffering, all wrapped up in something fun to listen to.

And I love U2; they’re appealing across the board. Bono as a lyricist really cuts through the BS. Now I don’t want to emulate that sound, but that mindset.”

With the CD in its finishing stages, and Thorne making his best efforts for distribution, he said his biggest obstacle is tackling demons with promoting himself. But any obstacles that he faces are merely cementing his drive to create music true to him.

“I’m gonna make what I want,” Thorne said. “I don’t care what anybody thinks.” MTW

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BY STARR BEGLEY STARR@MAUITIME.COM

Entertaining History Working Girls I’ll pretty much watch anything that takes place in a whorehouse. I was pleasantly surprised

by Working Girls, the 1987 film by writer/director Lizzie Borden. The whole tale takes place over the course of a single shift at an upscale Manhattan brothel. During the course of the film we meet old men who seem to be in love with the prostitutes, assholes who want to degrade them, strong men who want to be dominated and men who blur fantasy and reality. More than just a collage of sexual experiences, Working Girls allows us into the heads of the characters and challenges us to step back and ask, “Why?’ The beauty of Working Girls is that although there are tons of boobies, the story is very real and natural. In fact, I found myself squirming in my seat—not at the graphic nudity—but at the emotional vulnerability of the lead character as she strips down, layer by layer, until her soul is stark naked at the end of the film.

Favorite Quote: “I sell my body for a living. Why would I want to sell my mind too?”

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Kapi`olani, Legacy Hula Vol. 2 Hula is not necessarily my thing. Yes, it’s undeniably beautiful and it’s a gorgeous and sacred part of our Hawaiian culture, but it’s never gotten me totally excited. That being said, when I received a review copy of Kapi‘olani I wasn’t particularly excited. But when I put it in the CD player, I couldn’t believe it. It was really awesome. And by awesome, I mean even if you don’t like hula or chanting. I listened to the whole thing and had chicken skin for a good portion of the performances. The mele that are performed on this album were originally written for Queen Kapi‘olani who was King Kalakaua’s wife. They were originally published in 19th century newspapers as tributes by her friends and familiy. Before each segment, the history of the mele is explained and if I do say so myself, the whole thing was very intriguing and all together a fantastic album. Seriously.

Favorite Track: “#3 Mele Lei No. 1: Aia i Haili ko lei nani.”

The Story of Lana`i I’m a book fiend. I love them. I collect, hoard, read, buy, write and cherish them. I also smell them. What? Books smell great–fresh pages and ink. This book by George C. Munro feels and smells especially good. I want to say that it’s a gorgeous coffee table book, but in reality it’s a whole lot more. Munro was the Lanai Ranch manager from 1911-1930 and the book is filled with his tales, observations and amazing photographs. It is a truly fascinating read–I fell in love with Lanai during my honeymoon and have been searching for a book like this since then. Keep this one on your holiday shopping list. You definitely know at least one person who will love it.

Favorite thing about it: Hundreds of old time Lanai photographs. MTW

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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 09/27

Friday 09/28

Saturday 09/29

Sunday 09/30

Monday 10/01 – Wednesday 10/03

AMBROSIA

Estee Graham No cover, 10pm

A.D.D. Twins No cover, 10pm

The Erin Smith Band No cover, 10pm

The Sisters Grimm No cover, 9pm

MON-DJ Del Sol, 9pm; TUE-Crunch Pups unplugged, 10pm; WED-Sal Godinez & Joe Benedett, 9pm

BADA BING’S

Dirty Thursdays 10pm

WILD 105.5 10pm

Flirt Party 10pm

1913 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 891-1011

1945 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 875-0188

BUBBA GUMPS 889 Front St., Lahaina - 661-3111

Scotty Rotten No cover, 9pm

Scotty Rotten No cover, 9pm

CAFE MARC AUREL 28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453

MON - Open Mic Night No cover

Sambada $18, $15, 9pm

Al Pohaku $15, 10pm

Humble Soul & THC w/Kingdom 7; $25, 9:30pm

WED - Ladies Night w/ DJ Boomshot & DJ Jay-P $10, 9:45pm

Coyote Ugly $7, 10pm

Ray Masters $8, 10pm

ManaoRadio Orchestra $7, 10pm

MON - Willie K, $15, 10pm; TUE - Anuhea & Vince Esquire $5, 10pm,

Salsa $5, 10pm

TUE - Sonny B

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

Wharf Cinema, Lahaina - 667-0908

MON - Marc Wilde, No cover, 9pm; WED - Marc Wilde, No cover, 9pm

Marc Wilde No cover, 9pm

Wine Tasting

COMPADRES COOL CAT CAFE

WED - Ultra Fab Night, 10pm

Howard Ahia No cover, 9pm

Dave Carroll No cover, 9pm

Howard Ahia No cover, 9pm

Dave Carroll No cover, 9pm

MON - Dave Carroll, No cover, 9pm; TUE - Jazz, No cover 9pm; WED - Special Guest, No cover, 9pm

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

MON - Marty Dread, $10, $5 kama aina 10pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

BIG SHOWS Sheila Chandra - Friday, Sept. 28. and Sunday, Sept. 30 - Historic first Hawai`i performance of the legendary female Indian-English world fusion vocalist/recording artist on Peter Gabriel’s Womad concert tour. Billboard Magazine says that she has “one of the most beautiful voices on earth.” Tickets: $26 in advance at The Studio Maui, Haiku; Supernatural, Makawao; Mandala Ethnic Arts, Paia. Fri 8 p.m, Sun 7 p.m., The Studio Maui, call 575-9390 or visit www.hulatickets.com Taste of the North Shore - Saturday, Sept. 29.

It’s Maui’s biggest little party under the starry sky at Paia Bay Park to raise funds for the Paia Youth and Cultural Center. There will be an eclectic mix of Maui’s finest cuisine and drinks and, for your listening pleasure, the Hula Honeys and the Voodoo Suns, as well as a massive silent auction. Ticket price includes food tastings and there will be a cash bar. Tickets: $50 in advance at Mana Foods, Anthony’s Coffee Shop and The Wine Corner. 5:30 p.m., www.pyccmaui.org for more info.

Watching Birth - Sept 29. This play by Karen Brody is based on real birth stories a la the wildy popular Vagina Monologues. From the warm and fuzzy to the heartbreaking, eight Maui women, including popular Mana`o FM radio personality Kathy “Tita” Collins, will perform the stories to benefit Women Who Care, an organization that is dedicated to empowering women in need. I’ll be there to see how many men in the audience can resist squirming during the vivid portrayals of life’s greatest miracle.

Tickets: $25, $20. 5 p.m., Iao Theater, 283-3500.

Ultimate Panache Pagent - Sunday, Sept 30.

Get dolled up for this 9th annual pagent, where female illusionists will vie for the crowns and titles of Jewel of the Galaxy and National Showgirl Goddess, competing in divisions for hair do and couture creations, amazing talents, and “Under the Sea” themed costumes, while real men will be competing fot the Mr. Galaxy Pacific title.

Guaranteed to be a glamourous evening, daahling.

Tickets: $35 at the door; $30 in advance at The Coffee Store, Kihei. 6 p.m., Iao Theater, Wailuku, (808) 875-4244.

TICKETS ON SALE Masters Of Rhythm ~ Hana Hou! Sat. Oct 27. An explosion of rhythm and style, artistically arranged by Emmy Award-winning choreographer Jason Samuels Smith and Chloe Arnold, co-directors of the L.A.Tap Festival. Features some of the world's best tap dancers, including the Chicago sensation Martin "Tre" Dumas. Live music. Ignite your senses! Tickets: $38, $25, $10. 7:30 PM Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

EA Sports Maui Invitational - Oct 1-7. If you don’t want to miss out on the action hurry and get your hands on booster tickets and single game tickets for this fall’s college basketball tournament games. This year’s lineup for games at the Lahaina Civic Center includes, but is not limited to, teams from Duke, Marquette and Oklahoma State. Space is filling up fast, so you don’t want to wait on this one, tickets are on sale for one week only! See you

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courtside. Get tickets at Anthony’s Coffee, Paia and Bad Ass Coffee, Front Street, Lahaina; Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-826-3822.

Kahekili - Sat, Oct 13. Kumu hula Hukulani Holt and halau Pa’u O Hi’iaka will reconstruct the original hula drama, Kahekili, named after the great Hawaiian ruler and father of King Kamehameha.

This performance takes the audience into pre-contact Hawai`i through Hawaiian chants, kahiko (traditional hula), dramatic interpretation and storytelling.

The chants and dances in Kahekili follow the traditions and stylings as they are believed to have been practiced during his lifetime, including ceremonies and cultural practices as used for marriages and awa ceremonies that are rarely performed on stage today. Tickets: $40, $25, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Coconut Cabaret - Sat, Oct 13, Manhattan Mama presents the internationally acclaimed Wau Wau Sisters. These crazy ladies combine comedy, acrobatics and bawdy burlesque in a show The New York Times calls ‘Irreverent, sacrilegious, foulmouthed and uninhibited.” It’s a crazy cocktail circus for grown-ups! Tickets: $20. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

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MCC Ka Lama 103, 573-3255 or www.mauipeace.org for more info.

Biofeedback - Every Fri. Mary Higgins, QXCI/SCIO practicioner, helps you energetically rebalance after living yet another day in a toxin-filled word. Walk-ins only. Sliding scale pricing 2-5 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424.

Contact Improvisation - Every Fri. Sounds dirty, doesn’t it? Actually, it’s exercise meets dance, meditation and stretching. By donation. 4-5 p.m., Maui Lotus Yoga, Kihei, 874-9642.

Stellar Rejuvenation - Every Fri. Experiance the natural healing benefits of soliton lasers. Free.

4-6 p.m., The Studio Maui, 575-9390.

Learn to Swing Dance - Every Fri. Lindy Hop Swing Dance lessons. Come learn the original swing dance craze that started it all! $5, 6:30 p.m., North Kihei Villages Club House. 357-1231

SATURDAY, SEPT. 29

Hula Classes Every Sat. Halau Kawaianuhealehua holds open hula classes for children, teen and adult wahines and kanes. 9 a.m., Maui Waena School cafeteria, gothulack@yahoo.com for more info.

Cinema Night - Every Sat. Cafe Mambo will be hosting an evening of classic and cult classic films for the 21 and older crowd. This week’s flick: “Chinatown”. 9 p.m., 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021.

Jam Session - Every Sat. Musicians are invited to head on down to Waikapu and jam away with other players. I used to live next door to the com-

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National Public Lands Day - Gain free entrance to Haleakala National Park to remove invasive species that are threatening native habitats and get a pass for free future entrance to the park.

Meet at the summit parking lot in warm clothes and closed boots. 9 a.m.-2 p.m. www.nps.gov/hale/

Maui County Fair Parade - Come to see all the cute keiki, pretty cars and decorated floats. The candy is just a bonus. 4:30 p.m., starts at MCC campus on Ka’ahumanu Ave, turns right to Kanaloa Ave and continues past the fairgrounds.

Concerts on the Crater - A concert series to raise funds for Maui Future Arts, a music school and cultural center designed to promote performance arts that will offer free classes to qualifying children.

This weeks entertainment: Latin Fest with various artists. Tickets: $75. 2-9 p.m., Alelani, 14801 Haleakala Hwy., Kula, 878-8714. www.mauifuturearts.org

85th Maui County Fair - Rides, exhibits, various live entertainment, arts and crafts, great local grinds and more awaits you at the fair. Fun for the whole family. Admission: adults $4, keiki $2. 5-11 p.m., Kahului. www.mauicountyfair.com.

85th Maui County Fair - Rides, exhibits, various live entertainment, arts and crafts, great local grinds and more awaits you at the fair. Fun for the whole family. Admission: adults $4, keiki $2. 5-12 p.m., Kahului. www.mauicountyfair.com.

Singles Investment Club - Learn about investments, mingle with singles and meet new friends.

Free. 6 p.m., Manana Garage, Kahului, 214-5082

Dance Party - Come shake your booty, get down and jiggy with it at the Island Rhythms dance party,

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with dance host Korey Dolinsky and DJ Maritime from Holland. Non-alcoholic beverages and snacks provided. $10. 7 p.m., The Studio Maui, Haiku, 214-4921.

Come Out and Play - Every Thu. Elizabeth Ann Brandon, MA wants to make friends with your inner child using cognitive therapy, hypnosis and transactional analysis. Free. 12-3 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424.

In the Green - Every Thu. No where to go Upcountry during the week? Oh, contraire, my friend! Get a group of people together and head over to Sunny Maui Specialties and enjoy pupus, food and music. BYOB, and some for me. Free. 6-9 p.m., Sunny Maui Specialties, 81 Makawao Ave, 573-2375.

FRIDAY, SEPT 28 85th Maui County Fair - Rides, exhibits, various live entertainment, arts and crafts, great local grinds and more awaits you at the fair. Fun for the whole family. Admission: adults $4, keiki $2. 5-12 p.m., Kahului. www.mauicountyfair.com.

Free Movie - Maui Peace Action is holding a free screening of “The Iron Wall,” a documentary about the complicated Israeli-Palestinian conflict. 7 p.m.,

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munity center down there and I swear, it was like a free concert every weekend. Hooray! Bring a chair and your instrument. 3 p.m., Waikapu Community Center, 269-2704.

Morocco, India, Persia and other far-away lands. $18. 7:30 p.m., The Studio Maui, Haiku, 575-9390.

SUNDAY, SEPT. 30

Singles Investment Club - Learn about investments, mingle with singles and meet new friends.

Free. 6 p.m., Matteo’s, Wailea, 214-5082

85th Maui County Fair - Rides, exhibits, various live entertainment, arts and crafts, great local grinds and more awaits you at the fair. Fun for the whole family. Admission: adults $4, keiki $2. 5-11 p.m., Kahului. www.mauicountyfair.com.

Musicianaries - Bobby and Lee Michaels of Muscianaries International will be sharing tales about a recent trip to Cambodia through music and video.

Dinner will be served. Free. 6 p.m., Hope Chapel, 300 E. Welakahao Road, Kihei, 879-3853.

Tantra Temple Services - Every Sun. Embrace the spiritual essence of all faiths with tantra, an ancient high-spiritual practice. Free. 10 a.m.

Lemurian Center, 2138 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 2444921, 244-4103.

Drum Circle - Every Sun. Bring yor drum and beat away with others in the community. Free. 4 p.m. - sunset, Kamaole Point, Kihei, 298-9022.

Line Dancing - Every Sun. Practice your “tush push” ya’ll and come on down for some line dancing by the Maui Paniolo Posse. Lessons, 6:30 p.m. followed by dancing from 7-8:30 p.m., Lahaina Cannery Mall.

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TUESDAY, OCTOBER 2

`Ohana Connection - Every Tue. Breakfast to promote the health and well being of all Maui residents. 8:30 a.m., 986-0209.

Find Yourself - Every Tue. Hanna Hammerli digs deep to find your hidden issues using Dream Tending and the Gesalt Process. Walk-ins only. Free.

12-3 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424 Non-Profit Polynesian Dance - Every Tue. Support the kids of the Napili Kai Foundation by watching their polynesian dance show. $10 adults, $5 kids. 5:30 p.m., Napili Kai Resort, 669-6271.

In the Green - Every Tue. No where to go Upcountry during the week? Oh, contraire, my friend! Get a group of people together and head over to Sunny Maui Specialties and enjoy pupus, food and music. BYOB, and some for me. Free. 6-9 p.m., Sunny Maui Specialtie, 81 Makawao Ave, 573-2375 Learn Folk Dancing - Shake it folk style with the Maui International and Israeli Folk Dance Group.

Learn folk dances from around the globe. 5 p.m., Beit Shalom Synagogue, 634 Alulike St., Kihei, 874-5397.

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 3

Dance Lessons - Every Wed. Open registration to learn the cha-cha and foxtrot. $50 for three months. 6:30-9:30 p.m., Kihei Community Center, 879-0555.

KEIKI After-School Help - Every Mon-Fri Hui Malama Learning Center offers after-school homework help and classes. Call for directions and hours. 244-5911.

Keiki Shots (West Maui) - Every first Tue of the month. Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis. Free. 9-11 a.m., Lahaina Comprehensive Health Center, 984-8260.

Keiki Shots (Central Maui) - Every first and third Wed of the month. Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis.

Free. 12-3 p.m., Wailuku Health Center, 984-8260.

Story Time - Every Thursday there’s keiki story time and crafts. 10 a.m., Hawaiian Village Coffee, Kahana, 665-1114.

Premature Babies - First Thu of every month Imua will hold a support group for parents of premature babies. Parent education, info and skills.

5:30 p.m., Imua Family Services Anuenue Room, 870-0115.

Keiki Issues? - Every Thu. The Parent Project, a program for parents of strongwilled children.

Wrestle the phone away from the child and make that call. Free. 6-8:30 p.m., Hui Malama Learning Center, 298-5050.

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof - Maui Onstage presents “Monthly Mondays”- nights of free playreadings. October’s play is Tennessee Williams “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.” Cofee and treats at intermission, discussion to follow. Free. Doors open at 6 p.m., Iao Theater, Wailuku, www.mauionstage.com or 244-8680.

Ayurvedic Consultations - Every Wed. Margo P. Uma Gal, CAP., offers up wisdom on diet and lifestylefrom over 20 years of experience as a Ayurvedic Practitioner. Walk-ins only. Free. 10:30 a.m.-1 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 573-2424.

Bisque it Baby - Every Mon. Sometimes, as a mom, all you might need is a little time to do something creative. Get together with other Moms and babies and paint something! Maybe a mug or a teapot, and de-stress. Studio fee is Free. 9-11 a.m., Kids and Company, Maui Mall, 877-7819.

Flamenco for Beginners - Every Mon. Rosalind Modica teaches the passionate and powerful movements of exotic dance from Spain,

WOW! - Every Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. 6:30-8 p.m., 891-6770 ext. 2.

Toddler Tuesdays - Every Tue. Toddlers are insane. Seriously, as a mother of two I can vouch that they are without rational thought. Let them do

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their thing and cruise with the other crazies for storytime, juice, cookies and painting. $15, 10-11 a.m., Kids and Company, Maui Mall, 877-7819.

Music Menagerie - Every Tue. A music inspired hour of dance, storytime, puppetry and interactive play for little ones and their parents. $15, 9:15 a.m., The Studio Maui, Haiku, 575-9390.

Kids Love Music - Music Together Maui offers early childhood music programs for infants, toddlers, preschoolers and kindergarteners and the adults who love them. Come play with instruments, sing, chant and dance. For more info call 248-7549 or visit www.musictogethermaui.com.

LECTURE Got Money? - May I have some? Before you answer that, check out this Maui group that focuses on economic solutions, and visions-- dialog and a readers circle too. Various times, Island Wide locations, 573-3250 for more info.

Socrates Cafe - Practice the Socratic Method in a dialog group with a goal of improving your questioning ability. This means expanding on the, “Why, Mommy, why?” technique. Various times and locations. Call 573-3250 for details

ENVIRONMENTAL Got Boxes? - You can recycle them, and all kinds of packing material, before they start multiplying like bunnies! Business, Etc., 2020 Main St., Wailuku, 242-8200.

Coastal Restoration - Every Fri. Habitat restoration at Waihe`e coastal dunes with Maui Coastal Land Trust. 8 a.m.-12 p.m., Waihe`e, 244-5263.

Smarter than a Sand Crab? - Mon-Fri. Get free info about marine life and answers to all those pesky questions about Maui’s reef environment that keep you up all night. The Pacific Whale Foundation Marine Naturalists are definitely smarter than a 5th grader. The question is, are you?

Free. 8 a.m.-1 p.m., Ulua Beach Wailea, 249-8811.

Party Like it’s Still Summer, Brah!

Enjoy Kihei’s Best Sunsets with a Basket of Free Chips and Sip on Our Killer Margaritas!

2511 S. KIHEI RD., KIHEI • 891-8600

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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 09/27 HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

Lonnie No cover, 9pm

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

Evolution No cover, 9pm

DJ Boomshot $10, 10pm

DJ E-Natural No cover, 10pm

Vince Esquire No cover

Kenny Roberts No cover

El Vato Loco No cover

Danny Murray No cover, 10pm

Crunch Pups $5, 10pm

DJ Chronic No cover, 10pm

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE 355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

KIMO’S

Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661–7082

LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

LIQUIDS 49 East Lipoa St., Kihei - 875-0880

Rampage

Kingdom 7

Plate Lunch All-Stars

Call for details

Club Dance $10, 9pm

Club Dance $10, 9pm

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 9-11:30pm Johnson, 9-11:30pm

Save Honolua - Every Tue. Meeting to inform, educate and involve the community on the proposed deveopment of Honolua Bay. 6:30 p.m. King Kamehameha III School Cafeteria, 611 Front St., Lahaina.

Save the Forest - Every Sun. The Pacific Whale Foundation is hosting a group of ten volunteers to pull invasive pine trees near Hosmers Grove.

Transportation is provided. Bring warm clothes, long pants and closed boots. Pick ups: 7:30 a.m., Harbor Shop, 300 Ma`alaea Rd; 8:15 a.m., Upcountry Tavares Community Center. Goes until noon. 856-8341 to reserve spot.

CommUnITY Volunteers Needed - The Maui Dharma Center needs volunteers to serve up tasty vegetarian cuisine at their 1st Annual Fundraising Food Booth at the 85th Maui County Fair, September 27th – September 30th. Both day and night shifts available. For information, or to volunteer contact Mary 281-7645, or the Maui Dharma Center 579-8076.

Nils & Anastasia 9-11:30pm

other natural materials. Free. 6:30pm-9pm., Quan Gallery, Front Street, 667-2757.

Opening Rececption - Sat, Sept 29. Come enjoy the work of Robena, who specializes in largescale paintings that impact a space, creating a sense of harmony, peace and beauty. Show runs Sept 27 thru Oct 23. Free. Gallery open daily10-6 p.m. Reception starts at 6 p.m., Viewpoints Gallery, 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-5979.

SWOON - Now - Sat, Sept 29. A display of sophisticated urban artwork by New York artist SWOON as well as work created by Maui youths she mentored. Hui No`eau Visual Arts Center, Makawao, 572-6560.

Art Night - Every Fri. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments. Free and open to the public. 6:30p.m., Front St., Lahaina, 661-6284.

WOW Wailea - Every Wed. Meet artists, shmooze, admire art, drink wine and eat pupus.

6:30 p.m. The Shops of Wailea, 874-8583.

Free Nursing Course - The Maui Care Corps will be offering a free 5-week intensive nursing assistant course at Maui Community College beginning October 8th.If you are interested in this unique opportunity, please call Patricia Duckworth at 984-3476 or 283-3243

Art Show - Ongoing through Aug. Internationally reknowned painter David Lee is displaying a collections of paintings that interpret the tranquility of nature. Quan Gallery, Front St., Lahaina, 667-2575.

Nominate a Plant Lover - The Maui Invasive Species Committee is now accepting nominations for the 5th Annual Mälama i ka ‘Äina Award, presented annually to a landscaper, plant provider (retail and wholesale nurseries and garden shops), or commercial/agricultural property owner/manager to recognize their efforts to keep invasive species out of Maui County. Applications due by Oct. 10.

For more info visit www.mauiisc.org

Open Mic - Every night is open mic night at Hawaiian Village Coffee. Kahana Gateway location, call 665-1114.

SPORTS Walk, Run, Train - Every Thu and Tue. Whether you’re a walker or a runner, you’ve got a group to train with. 5:30 p.m., Runner's Paradise, Maui Mall, 877-5300.

Tai Chi - Every Tuesday. Practice the 36 movements of the “short yang” style of tai chi chuan. $10 per class. 5:30-6:30 a.m., Unity Church Wailuku, 242-9327.

Pool Hours - Besides the fear of contracting super-strain uku’s, I really enjoy a good swim in a public pool. Sometimes the thought of dealing with sand is just too much to bear. Kahului, Kihei, Lahaina, War Memorial, Pukalani, anthe Old and New Wailuku Pools: M-W, F, S 9 a.m-4 p.m.; Th 10 a.m.-4:30 p.m.; Sun 12-4:30 p.m. These hours can change due to events. To double check you can call, 270-6135.

ART Art Demonstration - Fri, Sept 28. Emerging artist Renee Wilcox, demonstrates her unique "earth art" mixed media technique, building up the work's surface with earth, sand, pigments and

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Monday 10/01 – Wednesday 10/03

Gina Martinelli No cover, 9pm

Sonny B No cover

TUE - Da Ha-y-ans, No cover; WED - Chico & Da Kine; No cover MON - DJ El, No cover, 10pm WED - Tom Cherry Band, No cover, 10:30pm

Live Reggae Music No cover, 9pm

LAHAINA COOLERS

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

Sunday 09/30

Tom Cerry No cover, 9pm

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

LOBBY LOUNGE

Saturday 09/29

Tony Ray No cover, 9pm

JACQUES KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

Friday 09/28

POETRY Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku, 244-0852.

Poetry Reading - Every second Tue, read your original work, your favorite poem, or just come to be inspired. Free. 6:30 p.m., Lahaina Public Library, 662-3950.

Open Mind Open Mic - Every Mon. Open Mind Open Mic with spoken word, poetry, comedy— whatever you have to say here’s your chance. 7:30 p.m., Moana Bakery, Paia, 244-9091.

Open Mic - Every Saturday the Maui Media Lab hosts an open mic night for poets, muscicians and others who want to be heard. Sessions are recorded and fed to the internet. All ages are welcome.

Free. 6-9 p.m., Maui Media Lab, Baldwin Ave, zumatribe@yahoo.com.

MON - Open Mic, No cover, 10pm; TUE - Kanoa & Shawn, No cover, 10pm; WED - DJ Nexus, No cover, 10pm WED - Ballroom, Country, Swing Dance

Call for details Dr. Nat, 9-11:30pm

MON - Nils & Anastasia, 9-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 9-11:30pm

Talk Story - Every Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m., KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145.

Mind Body Spirit - Every Mon from 6:30-9:30 p.m., Tue from 11 a.m.-2 p.m., and Thu at noon. Liah Howard, psychic and guests. KAOI 1110 AM. Maui Talks - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, callin talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m.

Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 572-8787.

Words of Peace - Every Wed-Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace.

Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 8:30 a.m. Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 573-3084.

Conversations with Friends - Every Thu. Mary Omwake and James Jacobson interview New Thought leaders. 11 a.m., KAOI 1110 AM Smallville - Every Fri. Small Town Maui, a onehour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. 7 a.m. KAOI, 1110 AM. Call In - Every Fri. Political and public affairs, call-in talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800.

Uncle Charlie’s Corner - Sat. Kahu Charles Kauluwehi Maxwell, Sr. talks story. 6-10 a.m., KNUI 900 AM. Free Zone/ Zona Libre - Every other Sat. A multi-lingual, multi-cultural radio program featuring world music, fresh thought, live interviews with local and international artists and NO commercial breaks. 6-10 a.m. Mana’o Radio 91.5 FM. Maui Matters - Sat-Sun. Pacific Radio Group News Director Wendy Osher discusses local issues. 1-2 p.m., KNUI 900 AM. Spanish Language - Sat-Sun. carlos David Hernandez discusses news and plays music in Spanish. 2-4 p.m., KNUI 900 AM.

Cheeseburger In Paradise - Mon, Tue, Scotty Rotten; Wed, Fri, Harry Troup; Thu, Sat, Sun, Brooks McGuire. All sets 4:30-10:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Compadres - Tue, 4 p.m., Damien Awai. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189.

Cool Cat Cafe - Sun, Wed - Erik the Whale Sharks; Mon, Fri - Dave Carroll; Tue - Jazz Night; Every other Thur - Howard Ahia and Erin Smith (alternating); Sat- Howard Ahia, sets 7:30-10 p.m.

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Ernest Pua’a; Sat, Sun, Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret Roback.

Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Braddah Brian & Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika;. Sat, “TBA”; Sun, Ryan Tanaka & Friends; Mon,“TBA”; Tue, Albert & Roy; Wed, An Den. Late sets 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Ka`anapali Parkway, Building P, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Mon-Sat, Acoustic music. All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi`ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787.

Kimo’s - Mon- Wed, Sat, Sun, Sam Ahia. Fri, Peter DeAquino. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Leilani’s On The Beach - Fri, Scott Baird;. Sat, JD and Harry; Sun, Kilohana. All sets 2:30-5 p.m.

2435 Ka`anapali Pkwy, Building J, 661-4495.

Longhi’s - Fri, Crazy Fingers; Sat, Scotty Rotten.

All sets 5-7 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288.

Maui Brewing Co. - Thu, Fri, Nino Toscano; Sat, Wed, Marvin Tevaga; Mon, Brian Haia; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473.

Moose McGillycuddy’s, Kihei - Sat, Anuhea; Sun, Teri Garrison. All sets 5-7 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8600.

Save Honolua - Every Wed at 8 p.m and Thu at 7:30 a.m., AKAKU Channel 53.

Moose McGillycuddy’s, Lahaina - Fri, Llayne & France; Sat, Mark & Mike; Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m.

844 Front St., 667-7758.

KARAOKE Isana Restaurant - Daily, 9 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-1811.

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Kobe Japanese Steakhouse - Fri-Sat, 9:30 p.m., 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555.

Filipino Language - Mon-Fri. Fred Duldulao, Leo Agcolicol, Rey Patao and Maggie Evangelista host a Filipino language talk show. 4-6 a.m.; 7-10 p.m., KNUI 900 AM.

Lulu’s - Wed, 7 p.m., 1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944.

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WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed-Fri, John Kane; Sat, Harry Troupe; Mon, Tue, Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Japanese Language - Sun. Yumi’s long-running Japanese language show. 7-8:30 p.m., KNUI 900 AM.

Poetry Reading - Every second Thu Maui Live Poets Society hosts an open poetry reading on the West side. Free. 6:30- 9 p.m. Lahaina, 661-0517

Talk of Maui - Mon-Fri. Fred Guzman talks local, state and national poitics and issues. And every Thursday morning at 7:30, Fred grills Maui Time’s own Anthony Pignataro on the latest issues of the day. 6-8 a.m., KNUI 900 AM.

DINNER MUSIC

Sansei - Thu-Fri, 10 p.m., 600 Office Road, Kapalua, 669-6286; Thu-Sat, 10 p.m. Kihei Town Center, 879-0004.

Tiffany’s - Daily, 9:30 p.m., 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku, 249-0052.

Unisan - Thu-Sat, 9:30 p.m., 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

Mulligan’s on the Blue - Thu-Fri, Wailea Nights; Sat-Sun, Celtic Tigers, 7 p.m.; Mon, Gypsy Pacific, 7 p.m.; Tue, Benoit Jazz Works, 7 p.m.; Wed, Joyce and Gord, 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Fri, AnRil; Sat, John Taylor. All sets 7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881.

Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m.

658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Sea House Restaurant - Thu, Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincade Basques; Sun, Andrew; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 6:30 or 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapi`ilani Rd., Napili, 669-1500.

The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

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The Willy’s No cover, 9pm

Sexy Saturday’s No cover, 10pm

WED - Hip Hop & Flip Flops, $7, 10pm

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DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm

DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm

DJ Mello Yello No cover, 9pm

Vince Esquire Band No cover, 9pm

MON - DJ Mello Yello, 9pm; TUE DJ Mackie Mac, 9pm, WED - DJ Mellow Yellow, 9pm

Lawa’s Pimp & Ho $5, 9pm

Celtic Tigers

Wee D’ono No cover, 10pm

Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm

Hazmatt No cover, 10pm

Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm

MON - Junior Guys, No cover 10pm; TUES - Two Dimes and a Nickel, No cover, 10pm; WED - Open Mic

DJ El Gato No cover, 10pm

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DJ Nutmeg No cover, 10pm

Lounge N’ Beats Night

MON - WED Lounge N’ Beats Nights

Live Jazz No cover, 9pm

Live Jazz No cover, 9pm

Freaky Friday w/DJ Sonny No cover, 10pm

DJ Magnetic, DJ Del Sol No cover, 10pm

Kanoa of Gomega No cover, 10pm

MON - DJ JP, No cover, 10pm; TUE - DJ Boomshot, No cover, 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups, No cover, 10pm

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100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

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744 Front St., Lahaina - 661-9090

PACIFIC’O 505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

DJ Durty No cover, 10pm

SPATS TRATTORIA 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

Crunch Pups No cover, 9:30pm

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1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

A Kettle Prime No cover, 9:30pm

WED - Mark Johnston, No cover, 9:30pm

Vince Esquire No cover, 9:30pm

Maui Magic w/Fatima $3, 9pm

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Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat, Live Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m.

Cafe Cafe - Tue, Joshua. Fri, Omar & Friends. All sets 7-9 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 879-4700.

Lagoon Bar - Nightly, Hula dancing during sets.

Thu, Mon, Tue, Bobby and Ralph; Fri, Ralph and Allan; Sat, Sun, Fausto and Kawaika; Wed, Nathan and Ralph. All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly.

Gian Dons - Wed, Sat, Earl Love & Ken Stover; Thu, Bobby Ingram; Fri, Nezzo. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041 Longhi’s - Sat, acustic music. 9 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883 Ma`alaea Grill - Thu, Fri, Sat, Benoit Jazz Works.

All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206.

Moose McGillycuddys - Sat, Anuhea; 5-7 p.m.

2511 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8600.

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Mulligan’s on the Blue - Fri, Wailea Nights; Sat, Sun, Celtic Tigers; Mon, Gypsy Pacific; All sets 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Thu, Sun, Tue, Tony & Peter; Fri, Eclipse; Sat, Erin Smith; Mon, Kanoa; Wed, Kenny Roberts. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei Rd., Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café - Sun, Mon, Brian; Wed, Sat, Merv Oana Thu; Fri Margie; Tue Jamie Lawrence. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho; Fri, Kaleo Cullen; Sat, Louise Lambert; Sun, Mon, Kenny Roberts; Tue, Ramen & Cora; Wed, Keoki Ruiz. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 874-6284.

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Saturday, October 13, 2007

Makena North Golf Course Shotgun Start at 7:30 a.m.

Delicious BBQ Lunch at the Maui Prince Hotel Sponsored by: Maui & Lana‘i Oil Co.

Four-player Teams • Modified Scramble Golf Contests & Competitions • Silent Auction & Door Prizes

Great Prizes including: Ford Harley-Davidson F-150 • Lincoln MKX and much, much more!

Vehicles courtesy of Jim Falk Motors of Maui Proceeds benefit the Boys & Girls Club of Maui

AK’s Cafe - Fri, Ron Kuala’au. 6:15 p.m. , Sat Tarvin Makai 6:15 p.m.1237 L. Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774.

Café Marc Aurel - Sat, Belly Dancing. 7 p.m. & 8 p.m.; Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-0852.

Mañana Garage - Mon, Neto & Friends. 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

Sushi Go - Wed, Live music. 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

Wow-wee Maui Cafe - Sat, Bradduh Francis, 8:30-11:30 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414.

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Tropica - (Early sets) Thu, Wed, Brian Haia; Fri, Sat, Mon, Marvin Tevaga; Sun, Josh Kahula; Tue, Ernest Pua`a. Early sets 3-6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat, Tue, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Steve Sargenti; Mon, Josh Kahula. Late sets 6-9 p.m.

SOUTH MAUI ■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 Wailea Alanui, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu, Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran; Sat, Mon, Island Style Trio with hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson; Fri, Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis; Sat, Mon, Nils and Anastasia; Sun, Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria; Wed, Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata. Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly.

■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 Wailea Alanui, 875-1234 Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

Humuhumunukunukuapua`a - Nightly, 5:30 p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo. ■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 Wailea Alanui, 875-4100 Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 Wailea Alanui East Wing - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth.

Lower Courtyard - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie Lawerence and Friends.

■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 Wailea Alanui, 879-1922 Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly, Live music. 9-11 p.m.

Jacque’s - Mon, Live Jazz. 5 p.m. 120 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8844.

Sunset Terrace - Wed, Thu, Bobby Krueger; Fri, Mahalo Greg; Sat, Rama Camarillo; Sun, Mondo Kane; Mon, Tue, Lono. All sets 6-9 p.m.

Livewire Cafe - Tue, Green Room Blue; Wed, Eddie Float; Saturday, Joshua. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 137 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-6009.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI ■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 Nohea Kai Dr, Lahaina, 661-1234

Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu, Live music; Fri, Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue, Ernest Pua`a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

■ KA`ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 661-0011 Tiki Courtyard - Nightly, Alanui with Uncle Rudi; Sun, Hula show. All sets 6:30 p.m.

SEPTEMBER 27, 2007

Ono Bar & Grille - Thu, Sat, Steve Sargenti; Fri, Larry Golis; Sun, Margie Heart; Mon, Ernest Puaa; Tue, Brian Haia; Wed, Pam Peterson. Tue-Sun shows, 6-9 p.m. Mon, 5:30-9 p.m.

Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly, Hula dancing. 6-9 p.m.

Kupanaha - Nightly, Hula show, 6:30-7:30 p.m.

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Hana Hou Cafe - Thu, Haiku Hillbillys Randall; Wed, Tom Conway and Randall Rospond. Sat, Westley Furumoto and Steve McGee. All sets 6-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661.

Weeping Banyan Lounge - Nightly, Live music. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

Isle of Maui Pipe Band

■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 Keka`a Dr., Ka`anapali, 661-3611

Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Fri, Mon, Boy Kana`e and Ka`Uhaneleo; Sat, Braddah Frances and Friends; Mon-Sat sets 6:30-9 p.m.

Sun, Teri Garrison. Sun sets 4-6:30 p.m. Ma`alaea Harbor, 244-8844.

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Fri, Salsa & Latin; Sat, “Tory Smith”- Island music. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, 875-2910.

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■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 Wailea Alanui, 879-4900

■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge - (Very early sets) Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Very early sets 9 a.m-1 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sat, Sun, Tue, Ron Kuala’au; Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Early sets 6 p.m.

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LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) You’re lucky enough to have people you can depend on. But there’s a difference between leaning on them when you’re in need, and taking them for granted. You might be in danger of erring on the self-indulgent side and counting on your friends to be more forgiving and generous than the call of duty demands.

They’d probably still give you what you’re asking for, but they’d resent you for it. Counter any mistakes you may have made in this direction by brainstorming ways you can give back to all the people who’ve been there for you. It shouldn’t be that hard; in many cases, a heartfelt thank you would do the trick.

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SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Are you one of those Scorpios who can dish it out but not take it? For someone with such a potent sting, you sure are thin-skinned sometimes. Someone gives you a dose of your own poison/medicine and you’re screwed. That’s probably why you avoid, like the plague, most people who actually remind you of you. However, there’s tons you could learn from your dangerous kindred spirits. This week, try to get to know one. Sure, there’s risk involved, but you’ll learn what many of us already know: the thrill of that danger is half the fun!

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Some people think Sagittarians aren’t territorial, because many of you move around or travel so frequently. Actually, you’re quite precious about whatever space you’ve marked out for yourself. It’s just that this so rarely pertains to the physical world; usually it’s some mental territory you regard as sacrosanct, and woe to whosoever dares set foot there. Sags can put down perceived intruders so fast they don’t know what hit them. Fine. You have a right to defend your turf. The problem is, since it’s purely metaphorical sacred ground, we don’t exactly know where its borders are. This week, should someone trod upon it, give them half a chance to beat a swift retreat. It’s only fair, and nine out of ten trespassers will, no drama necessary.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Don’t bother with subtlety this week. The sly wink that would usually let people know that you’re in on the game will almost certainly be missed. What would be hilarious to anyone in the know becomes offensive when they’re left in the dark, and can lead to major drama you have no time or energy for. Either skip the clever shenanigans altogether for a while, or spell them out a little more obviously. Sure, that robs them of some of their humor, but nevertheless that’s loads better than the alternative; at least you’re still soliciting laughter, not anger.

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In your mind, the truth is a mighty weapon, a holy, glowing sword that can cut through all kinds of bullshit and cast a revealing light on any situation. In reality, the truth is powerful, but not all-powerful. There are those who wield deception and illusion in ways that reduce the truth to a toy light saber, easy to deny and ignore. That’s why you need to develop more tools in your arsenal to fight the good fight. I’m not asking you to cultivate deceit, and truth will certainly always be your best tool—but having a few other tricks up your sleeve will make things more likely to go your way—which, my dear, is what we all want.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Some people get this idea that you’re phenomenally confident and powerful, simply because of this aura you’re able to project (and of course because of your many talents). Few realize just how sensitive (and often insecure) you actually are. This is one of the quintessential quandaries of Pisces-hood. People are drawn to you because of one aspect of yourself, and bewildered by another you who’s completely different than they expected. Reconciling these two apparently contradictory sides of your personality is going to be a challenge your entire life. However, that said, this week you ought to be able to actually move them just a couple steps closer together.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) I wish that simply pouring your heart out in an honest and vulnerable way would always get you what you want. It’s such a sweet and amazingly sexy quality of yours. But, as you know, even your most heartfelt truth sometimes falls on deaf ears. What’s more, it’s occasionally been the subject of ridicule, which naturally has made you reluctant to give it another go any time soon. I hope, however, that you can overcome that reluctance this week, because an opening of the floodgates and spilling some honest, unedited truth is exactly what this situation needs. And, bonus: this time, at least, it’s quite likely to get you exactly what you wished for.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Sometimes you get to play the glamorous role of punching bag. I know this sucks, but it’s part of the price you pay for surrounding yourself with such fascinating and volatile people. Luckily, you can take whatever they dish out, and then some. You’re not likely to be thrown into a downward spiral of self-hate by a few rounds in the boxing ring. Let those you love vent (to a point); it’s better they take out their frustrations with you, rather than someone who’d be crushed by them. However, there’s a difference between venting and out-and-out abuse. Know where that line is. If someone crosses it, nip that shit in the bud— for your sake, our sakes, and, of course, theirs.

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Don’t take your duality to extremes. Things don’t have to be either one way or another. For instance, it’s a shame to completely sever an intimate relationship just because one or both of you is moving on.

Presumably, you’ve both invested tons of time getting to know each other, and could still be valuable friends, even though you’re no longer having sex. Usually a comfortable new resting place for your changing relationship can be found somewhere on the spectrum between intimate sex partners and total strangers. All you have to do is look for it.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) This week starts with the Aries Full Moon, which is likely to either kick your ass, or rev you into high gear, depending on how ready for it you are. Imagine yourself standing in the ocean, being battered by waves. If you’re not paying attention, a six-footer could easily knock you off your feet and drag you into deep water. But if you’re ready for it, you’ve got several options: you could ride it for a thrill, duck under it if you’re not in the mood for conflict, or just stand your ground, feet firmly planted, and let it roll over you. You like options, right? This week, stay alert and you’ll have them.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) You’re no backstabber. If you’re going to do someone in, you’ll usually do it to their face, with lots of warning. Leos rarely strike without loudly roaring first. People know when you’re gunning for them. That doesn’t cut into your potential scariness, because you’re still pretty ferocious and badass. But it does occasionally cut into your effectiveness. People have time to prepare for your fury to rain down upon them. This week, access one of the other big cats I know you have lurking inside you. Crouch down in the tall grass and stalk your enemy for once. I suspect you’ll be pleased at the results.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Let’s not forget the dark side of being a Virgo. While you guys have this great reputation for being generous, selfless, and energetically helpful, you also have a sinister talent for being extremely manipulative.

The thing is, you’re so good at it that most people don’t have a clue you’re doing it. Lately, you’ve gotten some idea of the kind of power you’re unwittingly wielding, and now I’m worried that it’s gone to your head.

This week, check your motivations. Usually, you manipulate people to do stuff that’s actually good for them.

Can you honestly say your influence is that altruistic, or might it be more than a little selfish? If that’s the case, quit your voodoo hoodoo, right now—or it’ll come back and bite you in the ass.

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The Maui County Fair is here. I’ve been attending the fair and parade for longer than I can remember. In fact, my grandmother took a picture of me at 18 months sitting on the side of the road, all dolled up, waiting for the parade.

She submitted it to that year’s Healthy Baby Contest. When I didn’t win, she decided that the whole thing was rigged and boycotted it for many years.

My first memory of the fair takes place when it was still at the old fairgrounds behind Safeway. My grandparents were working in a booth selling moon burgers. I remember feeling like I was in a sea of knees, so I must have been pretty little.

My grandpa took me on the Ferris wheel, which was nothing like the one that’s at the fair today. This was a contraption straight out of the 50’s–old and rickety. It was lovely. The beauty about being a small child is that sitting next to your grandfather you feel invincible even when you’re way high up in the air.

When I got a bit older and the extravaganza moved to War Memorial, I remember riding the Gravitron with my brother. The Gravitron was this horrendous enclosed circular ride that made you want to die, or at the very least puke your heart right out of your ribcage. It would spin really fast and plaster you to the wall. It was hard to breathe and the chain-smoking control guy in the middle would just stand there and laugh at all us crying kids.

When I was a bit older, my best friend Susie’s parents would drop a load of script on us and set us loose. I swear, we never waited in line. We were like cutting-ninja’s. Sure, we got the “F” bomb dropped on us by a few grouchy adults, but we’d shake it off and dash onto the ride before anyone could stop us.

Once I took my daughter, who was two at the time, to the fair with my parents. We got her caricature drawn and I introduced her to barnyard animals.

She discovered cotton candy and had her first official post-fair meltdown. My whole family rode on the big gondola Ferris wheel.

That night, I ran into my boyfriend at the time who was there with his supposed “ex-girlfriend.” It’s hard to cry at the fair, but I did a lot of it later that night after we broke up.

Several years passed, we worked things out and eventually married. But I was still pissed off about the year my now-husband “totally betrayed me at the fair.” Last year we got into a huge fight about it when the fair came to town, and I stayed home.

Over the past year, I’ve been making it a point to learn to let myself be loved by an otherwise completely wonderful mortal man who has made some crappy decisions in his life. It hasn’t been easy.

“I used to love the fair and you have ruined it for me,” I cried when he brought up the fair this year.

He took a deep breath. “This year, can’t we start making some good memories there?” he asked.

My grandmother is in her late 70’s. She has been going to the Maui County Fair all of her life, which is most of the fair’s 85-year history.

She and my grandpa will be going to the fair again this year as they have for every single year of their marriage, and although nothing has ever been said, I’m sure that it hasn’t always been a bed of roses.

“You’re young and you got a lot of fairs to go to,” she told me.

Coming from her perspective, it is silly to think that my fair going days are over. Not to mention, deep fried Twinkies are really good. Way I see it, my husband owes me about 50… And a stuffed animal. A big one.

Starr Begley inherited the ability to hold a grudge for eternity. MTW

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269-2263 Upcountry Bodywork with Richard Experience a Swedish-based session, incorporating a variety of therapeutic bodyworks. Deep Tissue, Acupressure, Reflexology and Sports Stretching. Schedule a relaxing and healing session by INTUITIVE, NURTURING TOUCH calling 280-8557

By Vinceanna. 808-264-1830 La’a Kea Holistic Bodywork HEARTFELT TEMPLE Deep Tissue, Efflorage, Energetic, BODYWORK Cranial, Deep Belly. Contact Releases Aches and Pains. Sacred Autumn @ 344-4814. Upcountry, Soothing LOMILOMI. Gentle $50/hr, 9am-9pm Powerfully Transformative ChakraCentered Therapies. Experience True Thai Bodywork Conscious/Connected/Balancing Herbs, Balms, and Ancient Energetic. Delightfully Exquisite! Techniques to Relieve Stress and Relax and Let Go. Aaah....Bliss. Clear Obstructed Energies. Call Relief Guaranteed. Your Body is 344-2695 for appointment. $45 Your Temple. CALL: 875-8388

BODYWORK FOR MEN BY MEN Strong & soothing hands offering a Full-Body combination of alternative & traditional styles. Private studio. Call Dennis at 344-3425.

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Visit www.mauivision.net today and explore our extensive mind, body & spirit listings. New August/September Maui Vision Magazine Out Now! Call 669-9091 for info.

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Mind Body Spirit $45 MASSAGE

MAUI TROPICAL MASSAGE Relax to a deeply healing therapeutic massage by strong, sensitive, intuitive hands.

Lomi Lomi--Hot Stone Deep Tissue--Aromatherapy Ask about our TROPICAL BLISS sessions with two synchronized therapists Have Table-Will Travel to your place or a beach near you.

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Call direct for for locations. (808) 283-2222 Josh Jerman R (S), Century 21 All Islands

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For Lifestyle Stock Photos $50 per hour.

Couples families singles fitness sports all ethnics all ages. On vacation or residents email photo to robie@maui.net or Call 808-575-2575

Air Maui Helicopter Tours 2 for 1 Special!

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Let us capture your vacation memories with a family or couples sunset portrait 808-264-5225

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I’AO ACUPUNCTURE & SPA! NOW LIQUIDATING SEVEN 90 min massages starting at $80 WAREHOUSES! Get a refreshing, relaxing & “restoring your health” massage ONLY at I’ao Acupuncture & Spa. Lisa specializes in genuineTraditional Thai Massage (T/TH) & Giselle strongly delivers the massage with a unique style encompassing lomi lomi, pokaku, aroma-massage oils & a special type of shiatsu-deep tissue style technique. GIVE YOUR BODY ONLY THE BEST, call & book: 249.8280

Save on Maui's best selection of Halloween costumes! Venetian masks, hats, stockings and more! Shop early and save now through Sept.

30th. The Shops at Wailea-lower level 891-6360

SEEKING QUALIFIED CANDIDATES Tree Trimmers & Ground Help. F/T. No Drugs.

Driver’s License Req. Call 572-1636.

REAL ESTATE MARKETING

AMIGO'S IS NOW OPEN IN LAHAINA! Check us out at The Wharf Cinema Center across from the Banyan tree or call 661-0210

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Josh Jerman, Realtor(s)

283-2222

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Take Hinau St. exit off Honoapiilani Hwy. just north of the Sugar Cane Train