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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR CRC ASLEEP The CRC is not helping any problems, they are making them worse [“Halloween Haters,” September 18].

Any danger that there was in previous years will be magnified with no organization like the LAC to help it. Opening Front Street up to car traffic on Halloween is crazy and very dangerous.

People will still be there in droves and accidents will probably happen because of the CRC’s decisions. Now there will be less security without the LAC. Why attack one fun day of the year for Hawaiian cultural integrity, when corporations and large resorts are ruining it year-round? Wake up CRC and let Hawaiian residents have some fun.

Hawaiian (3/4 Hawaiian, 1/4 Chinese) female who has lived on Hawaii all my life, I think mixing in Hawaiian cultural sensitivity and politics is BULLSHIT. I believe every inch of Hawaii’s land is a Hawaiian Historical District but instead we have golf courses, hotels, shopping centers, homes and parking lots all over our island and what is being done about that? Nothing! I understand the issues with this Halloween event and all the work that goes into it, but don’t you people have other things to do with your time and energy like go green, make it affordable to live here in Hawaii or Maui, help the children of Hawaii, do something that will make a difference?

Halloween is once a year; let it be and get a life people!

Natalie, submitted online at mauitime.com

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I’m Hawaiian and I have attended Halloween on Front Street maybe for about 10-plus years and enjoyed it. As a

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Sister act Barack Obama’s sister discusses family, hope and inspiration Photo by: Jill Bernshouse

aya Soetoro-Ng is a local Oahu girl, a schoolteacher and the mother of a fouryear-old girl, Suhaila. Oh yeah, and her older brother is Barack Obama.

Obama and Soetoro-Ng, who are nine years apart, grew up together in Hawaii, where he attended Punahou School. They recently spent time together when Obama took a campaign timeout on Oahu, seeing his grandmother, playing golf, taking his two daughters to the beach, body-surfing and generally slowing down after a grueling eighteen months on the trail.

Soetoro-Ng, who will be on Maui for two rallies on Saturday, September 27, spoke to me by phone as she was in transit to Honolulu Airport last Friday, on her way to a Hilo political event with Andy Winer, Hawaii State Director of the Obama for President campaign.

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sacrificed to make this possible,” she said. “I’m so grateful to the school and my colleagues.”

Maui Time Weekly: What was it like growing up in Hawaii with your older brother?

Maya Soetoro-Ng: Reflecting back as an adult, Barack was a much better sibling than I realized. He was quite young when he took over raising us [her and their mother] in many ways.

He helped me with academic, art and intellectual pursuits. He gave me lots of great books to read. He took me around the country to look at colleges and reviewed all my applications. He helped me heal after the loss of my father, and our mother. Barack pushed me to expand my own boundaries and level of comfort. I believe he helped me to become a better version of myself than I would have been without him.

MTW: How has it been for you with

“[Barack] helped me to become a better version of myself than I would have been without him.”

“Barack was so happy to be here,” she said. “He had such a good time being in Hawaii. He saw Grandmom, took the kids to the ocean and saw a monk seal up in Mokuleia. He did one rally to thank the people of Hawaii for their support.”

Soetoro-Ng has been married for six years to Konrad Ng, a teacher in the University of Hawaii’s new film school and a Chinese-Canadian who just gained his U.S. citizenship. “The joke was, our family wasn’t diverse enough already,” she laughed.

Soetoro-Ng teaches at La Pietra School for Girls, where she offers instruction in World Cultures to ninth graders, eleventh grade U.S. History and an elective called Peacemakers and Non-Violence for grades 9-12. She will soon take leave for the school’s second quarter this fall to join her brother’s campaign in visiting as many swing states as possible before November 4.

“Others changed their schedules and

your brother running for president, and stepping into the role of helping with the campaign?

MS: It’s been amazing. Very illuminating. It has allowed me to articulate why political participation matters to me.

It’s something that I’ve tried to foster in my students, but I’m not sure I believed my own voice fully matters as much as I told my kids. So, now I’m getting all that love and respect for my brother transferred to me. It’s marvelous that people are doing so much.

Colorado [where she attended the Democratic Convention] really impressed me. We’re ushering in a new era of participation. Democracy is looking like it should—more inclusive, and with strong grassroots efforts.

MTW: As a teacher, what fixes do you believe are needed for our education system?

MS: I did a lot of constituency outreach while I was on the Mainland. I believe Barack will focus on the unpopularity of

“No Child Left Behind” and take away the high-stakes testing component so that assessments will become more wellrounded. He’ll make early education a priority. The early investment pays great dividends later. Teachers and principals will get more mentorship. He wants to create learning academies to share best practices, and inter-disciplinary learning with parent, teachers and administrators.

MTW: What do you hope to accomplish with the upcoming rallies on Maui and how can Obama supporters help with the campaign?

MS: I know we want to take advantage of the Hawaii connections to the West Coast, especially Nevada and California. Many people have family and friends there. We want people to

continue to share stories, to communicate with neighbors, friends and coworkers. The present poll numbers show more than 60 percent support [for Obama] in Hawaii. But we can’t be complacent. We need to turn out even more Obama supporters. We want people who are inspired by Barack’s ideas and campaign to share their enthusiasm, to engage others in meaningful discussion of a vision for positive change. MTW Maya Soetoro-Ng will make two Maui appearances on Saturday, Sept. 27: Noon at the Kihei Charter School auditorium; 5pm at the Maui Waena cafeteria in Kahului. For updates and directions, visit mauidemocrats.org

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LC Watch From sea to shining LC Today we open our LC mailbag and consider this submission from reader Chaz who asks: “Why focus just on the Liquor Commission? Are they especially corrupt, or are all the other departments bad too?

Also, is this unique to Maui or are LCs bad all over?”

To the first question: the existence of this column and its specific focus on the LC shouldn’t be seen as a statement about the lack of corruption in other parts of government.

We feel the LC has earned special scrutiny (plus that little cigar-chomping avatar is too cool not to run every week). But cronyism, eyebrowraising decisions and inconsistent enforcement of rules—these are problems that permeate most if not all public agencies to some degree, and certainly not just here on Maui.

Which brings us to the second part of Chaz’s query. A Google search for “liquor commission” and “corruption” yields close to 2,400 hits. On closer examination, many of these are related to the scandal that rocked the Honolulu LC a few years back and led to the conviction of multiple department officials on bribery and extortion charges in 2004. It was a juicy one. There are also a few Maui Time entries mixed in, which is nice to see in a pat-ourselves-on-the-back sort of way.

ROBREPORT

Fruits of his labor Ono Organic’s Chuck Boerner feeds Maui erched on the lush hillside of Kipahulu, the acres of orchards at Ono Organic Farms possess a Garden of Eden-like quality. Just beyond the tourist destination at the Oheo Gulch portion of Haleakala National Park, and hidden from the view of passers-by, tropical sunshine, rich volcanic soil and decades of dedication by the Boerner family have conspired to produce a huge bounty of tropical exotic fruits.

For years, I’ve peeled the small, oval “Ono Organic” sticker off store-bought papayas, avocados and bananas before enjoying them but had never traveled to their place of origin in East Maui.

On a brilliant Sunday morning, Heather and I climbed up the steep driveway, past a packing shed with dozens of bunched bananas hanging to ripen. Two farm workers pointed us to the family home, around a bend bordered by coffee and papaya trees.

On an open lanai overlooking orchard treetops down to the ocean, Chuck and Lily Boerner sat with guests from Washington state, sipping home-

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Boerner inherited a green thumb from his grandfather, “Johnny Fruits.”

Standing in line at the Honolulu airport for a flight to the “Garden Island” of Kauai, he was told that he was actually in line for a plane heading to Maui. What the heck, he thought, let’s give Maui a try.

they invited friends for tea or just to visit.”

After high school, Boerner headed off to Union College in Schenectady, New York, where he emerged with a degree in civil engineering and a minor in economics. He

The Ono Farms story is one of hard work and a love for the land and people of East Maui.

But the search hits aren’t limited solely to the Aloha State. LC shenanigans are reported in all corners of this great land, from Iowa to Illinois to— surprise, surprise—Las Vegas.

So it’s clear questionable behavior and liquor control often go hand-in-hand. Which really should come as no surprise; since the days of Prohibition (and before), the production, sale and consumption of intoxicating elixirs has been surrounded by a thick cloud of turpitude. And, it’s safe to say, that ain’t gonna change anytime soon.

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grown coffee and sampling fruits from a huge cornucopia spread across a long wooden table. Amidst the abundant array, my gaze fell upon the crimson center of a just-sliced dragon fruit, one of many exotic specialties they grow. huck, born and raised on Oahu, returned to Maui 33 years ago and has been farming ever since. It appears the Ono Farms story is one of hard work, an interest in healthful growing passed down from Boerner’s grandfather and a love for the land and people of East Maui.

Boerner’s father was an engineer for the underground storage tanks at Red Hill, which fueled the fleets at Pearl Harbor. A few days after Chuck was born in 1945, his grandfather, who had recently adopted a “health kick” of fasting and healthy eating, set out to look for land where he could grow his own food.

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Days later, he purchased some land in the Makalae area of Hana, near Waioka (commonly referred to as Venus Pools).

During his childhood, Boerner often traveled to Maui to spend time with his grandfather. “I grew up hanging out at Hamoa Beach, and surfing with Eddie Pu,” Boerner said with a smile.

Lily walked into their home and returned with a sepia-toned photograph of 5-year old Chuck tugging a toy wheelbarrow behind him as he followed his grandfather through their banana patch. In those days, his granddad sold fruits, veggies and eggs, “For a dollar a dozen—but you’d always get a couple avocadoes or a bunch of bananas with it, too,” said Boerner.

Lily said she undertook a project where she asked many of the East Maui elders to share memories of life growing up in Hana. “They called his granddad, ‘Johnny Fruits,’” said Lily. “And they called his wife, ‘Nina the Kind One,’ and said she’d make delicious baked goods to share when

then set out on what turned out to be a five-year trip around the world. He visited Madagascar and India and surfed in Mauritius and Sri Lanka. He also journeyed to Nepal and Afganistan.

Boerner spent a full year in Africa, where he helped lead a project of engineering a new harbor in Mombasa. When he returned to Hawaii, in 1975, he purchased nine acres in the Kipahulu area where he now resides. He vowed he’d try his hand at farming before he had to go back to Oahu and land an engineering job.

Boerner has been farming ever since.

Chuck and Lily have raised two sons, Pueo and Kali, and a daughter, Lilia. All take an active role in the family farm. Two workers from the Philippines, part of a World Wide Farmer’s Exchange program they’ve used for over the past fifteen years, round out the farm crew.

Some time ago, by cashing out a family parcel on north shore, Oahu, they were able to acquire an adjacent parcel stretch-

ROBREPORT ing farther up the green Kipahulu hills. They now actively manage some fifty acres of orchards and lease out pasture land, but with covenants against using chemicals. oerner said they grow, “mostly fruits, not much veggies, so we don’t bend over so much.”

Indeed, their packing shed was filled with flats of bananas, avocados, papayas and more, awaiting their trip to market. They’ve had a prominent spot at the Maui Swap Meet in Kahului for the past 15 years and claim to be the only organic growers there. They also do four to five markets a week at the old Hasegawa Store location in Hana, where they also sell some specialty items.

Boerner opened a wooden cupboard on the lanai, stocked with rows of jellies, jams, honey and seasoning packages. The Ono Farms labeled products include: Surinam cherry jelly; pineapple guava jelly; apple banana butter; starfruit orange marmalade; honey and spice roasting glaze; and the Hawaiian Kitchen Goddess Dry Rub seasoning. Special roasts and blends of their coffee were also bagged, labeled and ready for sale.

In addition to their open air markets, Ono Farms fruits and products have numerous other outlets: Star Market; Down to Earth; Hawaiian Moons; Mana Foods; restaurants such as Hula Grill, Kula Lodge, Mama’s Fish House and Pacifico’s; and Ono Gelato in Paia.

Increasingly, their experimental plantings of exotic tropical fruits are allowing them to bring a wide variety to market, including the new fruit on the block, dragon fruit. While many Hawaii residents are aware of the night blooming cereus cactus, not many were aware that it would set fruit. The secret lies in hand pollination of different varieties of the cactus, as one variety will not pollinate itself.

They now offer softball-sized dragon fruits that are yellow, pink, red and white on the outside and bright red sweet and juicy on the inside. Boerner also sells the starts so people can grow and cross-pollinate their own.

The farm also raises among other things: cherimoyas, sweetsops, chocolate sapote, momi apple, cacao, cinnamon, lychee, longans, breadfruit and rambutan.

“The reason for our prosperity has been diversity,” said Boerner. “What we have here is fruit forest biodiversity rather than mono-cropping. The sub-soil root bacteria of the various species nourishes and feeds each other, and that’s been proven.”

In his four-wheel drive truck,

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Boerner drove me up to an area where they grow trees for hearts of palm. When the trunk reaches a height of about a meter below the first leaf frond it’s cut at ground level, producing the tender delicacy at its core. New shoots sprout in the area where one has been cut.

Nearby, we arrived at a stand of durian trees laden with fruit a dozen years after they were planted. “We should have 300 fruits this year,” he said with a smile.

Earlier on his porch, he had sliced open a ripe durian, football-sized and armored with dozens of thorns. Yet it is usually the pungent aroma as much as the odd appearance that grabs one’s attention. While some would say durian is an acquired taste, it may be more accurate to say it’s either loved or loathed, revered or reviled.

Boerner carved out a few gooey sections

of the fruit for his guests. The flavor is reminiscent of carmelized onions and garlic. Nonetheless, his durian is quite popular, especially with Asians who visit his market stands.

In a relatively flat six acres above most of his other orchards, Boerner has opened a stand of banana trees. Using his engineering background, he laid out the area to spell O-N-O in huge letters, with papaya trees planted inside the Os. He told me it can be viewed by satellite on Google Earth or FlashEarth.com. Obviously he is a man having fun with his work. oerner is a past president of both the Hawaii Organic Farmers Association and the Maui County Farm Bureau, though he’s relieved that his five-year stint on the board of the latter just ended.

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With the closure of the road through the Kaupo side of the island after damage from the October 2006 earthquake, his commutes to town have been much longer. Nevertheless, they still do deliveries two days a week or more and will accept orders for home fruit deliveries as well. He’s awaiting the re-opening of the “backside” road after the repairs are completed, announced for next month.

Ono Farms conducts tours at 2:30pm on Monday and Thursday, which generally are harvest days. Visitors can taste 12 to 20 types of exotic fruits, see their packing shed and tour the farm.

Lily told me they sometimes talk about scaling down their activities and doing less, not working so hard. “But then we ask ourselves,” she added, “if we do that, who’s going to feed Maui?” MTW

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Send anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations, 200 words or less (which we reserve the right to edit), changing or deleting the names of the guilty and innocent to “Eh Brah!” c/o Maui Time Weekly, 33 N. Market St, Ste. 201, Wailuku, HI 96793 or send an e-mail to

ehbrah@mauitime.com To the asshole who showed up at the beach with his three Golden Retrievers acting like he owned the place—not cool! I have zero issues with dogs at the beach if they’re leashed or well behaved and friendly (but not TOO friendly). But your “babies” wanted to poke their nose in everything including my lunch, then after jumping in the water came and shook off all over my girlfriend. I didn’t clock you because I was taught to turn the other cheek, but believe me I was tempted. Then when someone else does say something you go on and on and accuse him of being a tourist when I see that guy all the time and know for a fact he’s local. You and your piece of shit pooches need to learn some manners, brah.

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NEWSOFTHEWEIRD DEJA VOTE The two states whose electoral votes decided the presidential races in 2000 (Florida) and 2004 (Ohio) are provoking anxiety this time around, also. In Palm Beach County, Fla. (home of the “butterfly ballot” in 2000), 3,478 optical-scan votes disappeared between primary night counting on Aug. 26 and the official recount a few days later (flipping the outcome of at least one race). Also in August, Ohio officials claimed that they had fixed a software-logic tabulating error in Premier Election Systems machines used in some counties (but, according to a spokesman for Premier, a company formerly known as Diebold, that error had been present for the last 10 years). Also in August, the Ohio secretary of state ordered election officials to end the practice of taking voting machines home at night during election season “for safekeeping,” even though such “sleepovers” had been encouraged in order to protect the machines from tampering.

THE BARE NECESSITIES The New York Post spotted several Manhattan businesses that tried to appeal to nudists this summer with special events. Among the most challenging were John Ordover’s monthly dinners at selected restaurants (such as the Mercantile Grill), where about 50 diners eat and drink naked (served by the restaurant’s regular, clothed staff), and the Naked Comedy Showcase at People’s Improv Theater in the Chelsea district, where once a month, naked comedians perform (and a section in the audience is reserved for naked patrons).

SOBERING SCIENCE In July, microbiologists writing in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences reported that the Malaysian pen-tailed tree shrew subsists on a diet of fermented palm nectar that is roughly the equivalent of 100 percent beer. “They seem to have developed some type of mechanism to deal with that high level of alcohol and not get drunk,” according to one researcher, who hoped further study could help with human cases of alcohol poisoning (and other rare instances in which people ingest alcohol for purposes other than getting drunk).

DOING THE WILD THING Intelligent Design: Among the photo exhibits at New York City’s Museum of Sex in July was the display of the genitalia of the spotted hyena, which was described by Bloomberg News: “(B)oth the male and female have penises. The female, it turns out, has a scrotal sack, too. For reproductive purposes, the male transfers his sperm through the

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NOT FUNNY Kay Underwood, 20, of Barrow upon Soar, England, risks momentarily collapsing every time she laughs, according to an August report in London’s Daily Telegraph.

Her cataplexy causes a sudden, dramatic weakening of muscles when she experiences strong emotions, including joy, excitement and anger. She said she has collapsed as many as 40 times in a day, and sometimes her friends will good-naturedly try to make her giggle, but she said she has learned tricks to protect herself, “such as locking my knees together or grabbing on to something.”

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DOCTORING THE RESULTS Some dermatologists have created significant divides between their “medical” patients (acne, cancer) and their beauty-treatment patients (plastic surgery, Botox), with the latter offered luxurious waiting rooms, frequent telephone contacts and more personalization of treatment. One doctor told The New York Times in July, “You have to class it up for those patients,” who pay their own way and with minimal paperwork. Besides, said another, “If you do an extreme makeover on someone, you are a hero.”

PIOUS PORTFOLIOS In a July Newsweek review of “faithbased” mutual funds (whose managers invest only in companies whose work does not offend their particular spiritual values), big short-term losers included one Mennonite fund emphasizing pacifism (eschewing highperforming military and energy stocks), but big winners lately were Islamic funds. Not only do they screen out the “sin” companies (tobacco, alcohol) and sellers of pork products, but they avoid financial-services stock (based on the Quran’s prohibition against borrowing or lending if interest is charged) and thus were unscathed by the initial mortgage-market meltdown.

THE SAFE ROUTE An unidentified man smashed a 6-foot hole in the wall of the Name Brand Clothing Store in Tulsa, Okla., in August and labored through the night to bust open the safe, but according to the surveillance video, he finally gave up six hours later after making only a small hole in the safe. However, when the store manager arrived later that morning, he found the safe unlocked, probably the result of his forgetfulness the night before, and no contents were missing. Though the crime was unsuccessful, the manager offered to hire the robber, based just on his diligent work ethic. MTW

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WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 17 The primary election is just three days away, but not every politico is sweating it. Among those candidates running unopposed—and enjoying the concurrent low blood pressure—is Councilman Mike Victorino who along with his son, pro ballplayer Shane, stars in our acclaimed ongoing series Victorino Watch 2008. The latest stats: Victorino the Elder, still unopposed (but for some reason putting up campaign signs, maybe just so we don’t forget about him); Victorino the younger, hitting a healthy .333 over the past 15 games including a 3for-4 performance today that helped

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THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 18 Our e-mail of the day comes courtesy of someone named “Mr. No-No.” It’s a list of Halloween safety tips that begins innocuously enough with common sense suggestions like keep your kids in sight at all times, bring a flashlight, don’t hand the wee ones a knife when pumpkin carving, etc. Then we arrive at this: “Take treats to a court house or an airport and get it [sic] x-rayed if available.” While the image of a kid in a Batman costume going through airport security with his bag of Goobers and candy corn is mildly amusing, I’ve still gotta say: this is madness. Numerous investigations have confirmed that there’s no veracity to the old “razorblade in the candy apple” urban yarn. Yet each year as All Hallows’ Eve approaches we’re bombarded with paranoid rants like the one from Mr. No-No (how do I get on these people’s mailing lists?) disguised as helpful holiday tips. When I was a kid, my neighbor made these really awesome popcorn balls; they were always the first things I ate, usually before I even got home. Now it’d take a team of chemical experts in hazmat suits running a monthlong battery of tests before I could peel back the Saran wrap. Sad. FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 19 Weird food metaphor of the week: In a Maui News article about the economic slowdown and the still-raging battle over TVRs, Wailuku Main Street Association director Jocelyn Perreira said, “Businesses should focus on local population as the meat and potatoes, and the visitors are the gravy.” I get what she means, but I dunno—isn’t there a less vaguely gross way to express that thought?

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 20 A few desultory impressions from my first election day on Maui: I voted in the morning and the polling place was pretty dead. I assumed this was due to everyone

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Overheard on N. Market St. in Wailuku: “Save the drama for Tasha Kama.” A missed campaign slogan if ever there was one… Kudos to Akaku for providing really solid election coverage, bringing in candidates and a diverse array of comFear high fructose corn syrup, not razor blades. mentators and generally exceeding the freewheeling ing to see what happens November 4, standards of the community access format. when the turnout—and the stakes—will be Plus, they handled the predictable lateness higher… In other news: If you haven’t of the official returns with aplomb. I kept already watched the spot-on Sarah Palin my laptop tuned to their online feed while impression Tiny Fey busted out on firing off Twitters and stayed fully Saturday Night Live—the glasses were informed without putting a shirt on. the easy part, but she also nailed the shrill Alaskan lilt—Google it now. Though I do SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 21 have to temper that recommendation with After the mandatory delay, the results are the caveat that SNL, which once upon a in. Biggest story of the night is probably time was the edgiest thing on TV, doesn’t upstart Kama, who came tantalizingly punch nearly hard enough these days. A close to unseating Joe Souki in the few jabs at Plain’s inexperience and funDistrict 8 race. Now, with no Republican damentalist beliefs aside, the bit—which challenger, Souki’s in. In the other “fresh featured the GOP number two and Hillary faced youth vs. good old boy” contest, Clinton (played by the hilarious Amy Summer Starr got over 1,600 votes but Poehler) holding a joint press conference couldn’t take down incumbent Kyle to denounce sexism in politics—missed a Yamashita. Though Maui Time missed lot of easy opportunities to draw blood. the mark on those two races, every candiI’m not asking the show to become a pardate we endorsed for County Council tisan shill for the Dems—bumbling Biden advanced. The gap between the first and is almost as parody-ready as Palin—but second place finishers was 4,000 votes or real political satire goes for the jugular. more in every council race, meaning the underdogs will have an uphill battle in TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 23 the general election. Meanwhile, the latest Hana Ranch is up for sale and that means voter turnout figures confirm the anecmurmurs of concern from conservationdotal evidence: only about 25 percent of ists. The current owners are making the registered Maui residents did their civic right overtures about finding a buyer duty. Even given the lack of high profile who’ll be a good steward of the priceless races, that’s pathetic. land (well, priceless in the abstract sense; in reality it’s priced at $65 million). In a MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 22 statement quoted in The Maui News, the Because we’ve been hammering them owners said they “do not foresee selling with some regularity in this space, in the the property to a developer.” Look closely interest of fairness we should note no and you’ll notice there’s a disturbing major issues have been reported with the smidgen of wiggle room in there, but we’ll Hart InterCivic machines that were used hope for the best. MTW to tally Saturday’s results. It’ll be interest-

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In these volatile (boy that adjective sure is getting a workout on the financial pages lately) economic times, even small growth is something to trumpet. Buoyed by a significant uptick in production, total coffee sales on Hawaii reached $31.9 million for the year, as reported in Pacific Business News. Though the average farm price for coffee dropped 5 cents statewide, production was up nearly 6 percent on Maui, Kauai and Oahu combined, which offset a 3 percent decline on the Big Island. You keep growing it, guys, and I’ll keep doing my part (sips heartily).

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We’ve been following the saga of Hawaii Tourism Authority CEO Rex Johnson, who got into trouble for forwarding some naughty messages on the company e-mail. It looked like the matter was settled a couple weeks ago when the HTA board slapped Johnson with a pay cut and reduced the length of his contract. Not so fast. The Honolulu Advertiser got its hands on the e-mails in question and ran a story. At least one of the messages used racial and sexist slurs to refer to Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. (It should be noted Johnson didn’t write any of the messages, he just received them and sent them along to his buddies.) Now lots of important folks including Gov. Lingle are calling for Johnson’s head. (Wow, that was a totally unintentional dirty joke—but if you’re reading this online on the company computer, don’t forward it just to be safe.) In light of all this brouhaha, the HTA board is set to re-consider Rex’s employment status on September 29. Who’s taking bets? MTW

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For Maui’s Clay Marzo, surfing is a lifeline—and ine—and a life

By Beau Ewan

“Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts.”

—Albert Einstein n many ways, the above quote epitomizes Asperger’s Syndrome, an autism spectrum disorder characterized by some social difficulties and an intense interest in limited specific tasks.

Many modern psychologists theorize that a number of history’s great thinkers may have had Asperger’s including Einstein, who worked so hard on his theory of relativity that his hair turned white and his marriage collapsed. Leonardo da Vinci spent 12 years obsessively shaping the ambiguous smile on his masterpiece the Mona Lisa. More recently, a young man named Bill Gates stayed awake for hours on end writing his first software program,

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and later dropped out of Harvard in the same pursuit.

For Maui’s Clay Marzo, diagnosed with Asperger’s in December of 2007, the obsession is waves, and more specifically tucking underneath them and throwing himself into the most absurd positions ever witnessed in professional surfing.

“I’ve never seen someone surf so much,” says three-time world champion surfer Andy Irons in a new documentary produced by Quicksilver about Marzo, titled Just Add Water. “As far as 18-yearolds go, he’s the best one in the world by far; he blows everyone away.”

Marzo’s entire life has been defined by an almost physical addiction to the water.

Clay’s mother Jill, also the mother of professional surfer Cheyne Magnusson, raised her children in the water. “When Clay was little, in order to put him to sleep or stop him from crying, I had to float him in the tub,” says Jill. “I would put his head in the back of my hands, and he would just float and relax and let go. Often Clay would fall into this strange trance where he would just start humming.”

As the waters around Marzo grew larger, so did the buzz surrounding him. At age 10, he won the Hawaii state 200 meter freestyle. Tom Pomdan, coach of the Lahaina swim club and the Lahainaluna swim team, remembers the race: “Clay was seated second in the race. The kid seated first was an unbelievable swimmer, he had won just about every event that day. But Clay had gone out so fast at the gun, with such speed and determination,

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that the other kid couldn’t keep up. The race belonged to Clay.”

But Clay’s focus in life has always been surfing. Jill jokingly says she would have loved for Clay to focus more on swimming, but that he had real problems with the Speedos. And although school was inevitably difficult for Clay, all of his childhood assignments highlighted an intense affinity for surfing. Several of his short stories from elementary school had teachers commenting, “Great work Clay, but you need to stop thinking about surfing all the time.”

Marzo ignored his teachers’ suggestions and his surfing career began to take hold at age 11, when he placed third in his age bracket at the National Scholastic Surfing Association (NSSA) national championships in Huntington Beach, California. Jill sent Quicksilver a home video of Marzo surfing, which Clay himself obsessively edited and set to the background music of classical composers.

After seeing the video, the world’s largest surfing company slapped the young prodigy with a corporate contract before he had even hit puberty. t age 15, Marzo went on to make history at the NSSA championships, when he became the first ever to earn two perfect scores in a final.

From there, he was asked to be part of Quicksilver’s Young Guns, the first of three movies in which eight-time world champion Kelly Slater leads a select group of up and coming amateurs to surf perfect waves in distant locales. At 17, Marzo was nominated for maneuver of the year at the Surfer Magazine Reader’s Poll Awards for a trick he performed in Young Guns 3.

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Asperger’s is ultimately an imbalance in the brain, with acute areas of hyperfocus coupled with extreme inattention.

And although Marzo was not yet diagnosed with the syndrome, it was already evident that he needed something beyond traditional education. Jill pulled him out for home schooling. “Clay needs everything in sequence and surfing. In order to teach him, I had to lay out the scheduled routine each day, with the goal of going surfing when our work was done,” remembers Jill. “I tried to relate every lesson I taught him to surfing, and that’s how we got him through.”

Marzo’s sponsors began to notice that even in the water, Clay remained in his

own world. He surfs with an intuitive style reflected in his unique maneuverability and intense focus under even the heaviest conditions. But his contest results can sometimes be a poor reflection of his natural ability because he is more concerned with catching waves than winning heats.

The growing amount of promotional work required to be a professional surfer can be daunting for Clay. In Just Add Water, pro surfer Dane Reynolds explains, “At the latest Young Guns tour, I noticed Clay wasn’t hanging around a lot when we were doing signings, he was mostly hanging around in the van.” More people close to Marzo began to notice his pronounced idiosyncrasies or “tics,” like constantly rubbing his sunburnt hands together, as if he had just removed a pair of gloves in the freezing snow.

In December of 2007, Marzo’s sponsors decided to have him tested by the world’s leading autism experts, who diagnosed Clay with Asperger’s. In Just Add Water, Dr. Tony Attwood explains the uniqueness of Clay’s condition: “The best description is that the brain is wired differently, and some things are processed so superbly that the person has areas of excellence.” Attwood feels Marzo’s condition is responsible for his unique talent.

“What he’ll do is have a schema of many waves that he had before, and then be able to predict what to do in that situation, so that his brain disconnects from everyday functions and just becomes one with the waves.” n August 29th, surfers from Hana to Lahaina packed into the Maui Arts and Cultural Center’s Castle Theatre for the premiere of Just Add Water. Throughout the viewing, surfers of every age screamed like groms as they watched Marzo make the impossible look effortless, from landing aerials that would break most necks to maintaining a deeply wired sense of control in the cavernous barrels of Tahiti’s Teahupoo. “If it weren’t for barrels, I probably wouldn’t even surf,” says Marzo. Softly intoning his

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The only silence in the theater came at the closing credits, when Marzo is seen surfing tandem with an autistic child, while volunteering for an organization called Surfers Healing. Surfers Healing was founded by Israel and Danielle Paskowitz when their son, Isaiah, was diagnosed with autism at age three. They had noticed a significant difference in Isaiah’s overall consciousness while floating on a surfboard.

Surfers Healing has brought joy to thousands of autistic children across the

country by introducing them to surfing, something so therapeutic the results are too transformative to be measured through cognitive testing. Israel calls Clay a miracle. “He is one of the most beautiful human beings and is an inspiration to all these children, and to myself, and to our organization,” he says.

Although it has not yet hit shelves, Marzo recently won best male performer of the year at the Surfer Magazine Reader’s Poll Awards for his surfing in Just Add Water. The premiere has generated so much hype that producers are tak-

ing the film to the upcoming Sundance Film Festival. Jill has been contacted by producers from Hollywood who are interested in writing a screenplay based on Marzo’s story. he next chapter of Marzo’s career as a professional surfer remains uncertain. He can focus on being a free surfer, earning money exclusively through videos and photographs. Marzo may also follow the World Qualifying Series (WQS) and attempt to land a place on the World Championship Tour (WCT), where he can battle it out in contests with the top 44 competitive surfers in the world, chasing the dream of a world title. ”There is just so much going on right now. After the Maui premiere, I’ve received 58 e-mails from people I don’t even know telling me how much hope my son’s story has given them,” says Jill.

“And right now, Clay is at such an important point in his career. Will he be a competitive surfer? Will he be a free surfer? I just don’t know where he’ll go from here.”

Despite the diagnoses, the intricacies of Marzo’s mind ultimately remain a mystery. Perhaps the only thing we know for certain is that his impact on the sport is already something far beyond videos, advertisements and contest results.

And through it all, Marzo just wants to go surfing. MTW

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The first thing that must be mentioned about this restaurant is the view.

Merriman’s is perched perfectly on the south tip of Kapalua Bay. The far ends of both Lanai and Molokai—and a vast expanse of land, sea and sky in between— are visible from nearly every table. The

sun sets dramatically in front of the dining room as if it’s been privately contracted for a solo show, but true to our usual form, Dave and I showed up ten minutes too late to watch the spectacle. The after show, however, was more than impressive; we enjoyed it from the lanai—which stretches in front of the restaurant to the tip of the point—Cosmopolitans in hand.

When darkness set in, we took our seats at a large, comfortable table for two and were presented with menus.

The wine list at Merriman’s could easily impress a Trump or a Hilton, but we bypassed the bottles that cost more than my car and ordered the Green and Red Zinfandel, a personal favorite of mine that was priced comfortably within our budget.

Not wanting to make a mistake and miss an amazing appetizer, we decided to go with the pupu taster, which came with a quartet of delicious items. We started with the Kalua pig and Maui onion quesadilla, which was savory and crispy and did wonders to whet my appetite. Moving clockwise around the platter, we dove into a white shrimp poke that was served with avocado, papaya and a perfect little pancetta chip before moving on to the lamb spring roll that came atop a sweet sauce infused with Maui Gold pineapple. Finally we came to the homemade chorizo and Keahole clams, a spicy dish with a broth that was born to be sopped up with warm bread and was my favorite dish by far.

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abundance of feta cheese and sweet, but light, sherry and honey vinaigrette. But I’ll admit I was a little jealous of Dave’s salad.

In my rush to lay claim to what I was positive was the best salad on the menu, I’d completely overlooked the organic tomato and Kula onion salad, which came without greens but did arrive garnished with fresh basil and fried (fried!) Surfing Goat feta.

For our entrees Dave chose the lobster, to the surprise of absolutely no one, and I ordered a steak. His lobster, plucked straight out of Big Island waters, came butter poached out of the shell atop a tasty little corn cake and sautéed mushrooms. The result was a rich, sweet medley of flavors that sets Merriman’s lobster apart from the pack. My steak, a ribeye, came out perfectly medium rare topped with crumbled bleu

cheese and a creamy potato and broccoli gratin. It was rich, tender and enormous; a perfect meat-and-potatoes meal that was more than satisfying.

We finished dinner in the usual way, with coffee and chocolate. Two chip shots were ordered to go with the chocolate purse, a flakey chocolate phyllo shell filled with warm, creamy bittersweet chocolate.

It came with house made vanilla bean ice cream but I was so impressed that Merriman’s makes their own rocky road, among several other flavors, that I ordered it on the side. A girl can never have too many flavors of ice cream. MTW Pictured: Executive Chef George Gomes Jr.; Butter poached lobster.

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Spa of the land Westin’s Heavenly amenities live up to the name emember that old ad slogan “Calgon take me away”? It was the brilliant idea of some marketing genius to insinuate that a woman’s daily stresses could be

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But if you are in need of a little “take me away” then it’s time to check yourself into a spa and get some essential treatment.

I’m not talking about just getting a massage, but heading to a place where you’ll get the royal treatment. I was lucky enough to recently make an appointment for my husband and myself at the brand new Heavenly Spa at the Westin Ka‘anapali Ocean Resort Villas. This beautiful facility is 10,000 square feet of pure pampering that made a recent spa treatment convert out of my husband, who’s now partial to facials and pedicures. Guys, don’t laugh until you try it.

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The spa has 13 therapy rooms that offer treatments like hydrotherapy and suites for couples massage. You can book appointments for massages, body treatments, facials, manicures and pedicures or any combinations therein. Their treatments also incorporate Hawaiian and Polynesian treatments like lomi lomi, hot stones and they feature many locally grown products like coconut, lilikoi, limu and hibiscus on their spa services menu.

The design of the spa is very contemporary, incorporating bamboo and dark mahogany wood features throughout.

Once we were called to our couples massage—the Couples Heavenly Romance Service—we climbed the grand staircase and gazed at their one-of-a-kind, hypnotic chromatherapy light fixture. With multiple couples massage suites, including one called the Tree House Villa with indoor/outdoor amenities, the spa has lots of options for two. Our package was the honeymoon massage (that we never had on our actual honeymoon). Our therapists provided aromatherapy, coconut massage oils, lomi lomi and a most amazing massage experience. They also draw a bath for two, and then discreetly exit leaving you

both with a plate of fruit and hampagne and a giant hot bath to unwind in.

After wrapping back into my robe and slippers I spent some time in their outdoor lanai area. I felt wholly refreshed; he stress of Maui life had given in to the peaceful tranquility of the moment. As I headed to check out and leave envelopes containing notes of gratuity for my therapists and attendants I cherished this refuge before I was thrust back onto Honoapiilani Highway.

All good things come to an end—but you can always come back for more. MTW

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Don’t believe in ‘Miracle’ Spike Lee’s bombastic war film goes AWOL pike Lee boxes outside of his directorial weight-class with a war story bogged down by hamhanded smacks of magical realism and over-pronounced examples of racial prejudice. Lee’s muddle of inappropriate camera angles, overemphasized exposition and overall inability to get beyond the scope of his source material makes this cinematic garment seem like it was made with a shortage of fabric.

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James McBride’s script, based on his own novel, proves problematic in its attempt to create a believable fictionalized account of the experiences of a group of four Buffalo Soldiers

fighting in the 92nd Infantry Division in Tuscany, Italy. The troops survive crossing a shallow river into enemy territory where they remain trapped with a group of Italian locals, unaided by their unit’s white commander who refuses to send in reinforcements. The group’s largest soldier Sam (Omar Benson Miller) has a knack for lugging around heavy things, like a decapitated statue head from a destroyed Italian bridge and a lost little Italian boy who Sam believes will keep his squad safe from harm. This is a war movie that’s all over the place. Its performances range from disappointing to mediocre in an overlong film that’s more likely to give you a headache than any sense of thematic resolve.

Spike Lee is not a natural storyteller, or even mindful of tapping naturalist qualities. His is a clinical cinema derived of misappropriated camera angles and lighting schemes, where the audience awaits its series of narrative face slaps that come here in the form of racism from the U.S. commanders and an incongruous flashback sequence that permanently disfigures the movie.

We know we’re in trouble when a low camera shot tracks down a long hallway toward a closed apartment door. It’s a Scorsese camera move that, in Lee’s hand, pushes toward horror-movie conventions. Brutal violence does arrive in the form of a career-veteran postal worker who pulls a military gun on a patron and kills the man on the spot.

So we shift from horror to mystery within a few beats before being plunged in with an infantry of Buffalo Soldiers slogging through enemy territory to the strains of Axis Sally (Alexandra Maria Lara) telling the troops their country doesn’t care about them but that Germany does. It’s a slick bit of wartime propaganda that rings truer as the black battalion is thinned out from fierce shelling by Nazi soldiers.

The movie takes a hard right turn in developing an unlikely buddy story between the oversized American soldier Sam and the little Italian boy Angelo (Matteo Sciabordi). Lee flirts with an Amelie brand of quirkiness in early scenes between the religiously committed Sam and the boy he views as a savior.

Hell is a Spike Lee war joint.

Thankfully Lee abandons starry-eyed magic dust stuff, even if it’s only to overplay a silly romantic rivalry between Second Staff Sergeant Aubrey Banks (Derek Luke) and Sergeant Bishop Cummings (Michael Ealy) for the attention of Italian beauty Renata (Valentina Cerri).

Some blame must be attributed to screenwriter/novelist James McBride for a bologna sandwich of a story, as well as to Terence Blanchard for an overtly bombastic musical score that’s akin to hearing a little boy cry wolf a few too many times.

However it’s Lee who must assess his failure and do the right thing—retire. MTW

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MOVIECAPSULES Maui Film Festival’s Candlelight Cinema THE LAST MISTRESS - Unrated - Foreign - Scandal rocks the French court when a lusty, rebellious commoner steals the heart of perfectly marriageable young lady aristocrat. In French with English subtitles. 104 min. (Kate Bradshaw)

New This Week EAGLE EYE - PG13 - Action - A mysterious woman wreaks havoc on the lives of two strangers. The two are forced to work together to find out what the hell is going on. 118 min. (KB) FIREPROOF - PG - Drama - This heaping helping of Jesus stars Kirk Cameron (of both Growing Pains and Left Behind series fame) as a firefighter. Yeah. He is about to give up on his marriage when he finds that...okay, I’ll let you guess what happens here. 122 min. (KB) MIRACLE AT ST. ANNA - R - Drama This, the latest Spike Lee joint, follows four African American soldiers during WWII who get trapped behind enemy lines while in Italy. They cross every boundary imaginable - abstract or otherwise - in order to save a young Italian boy. 200 min. (KB) NIGHTS IN RODANTHE - PG13 - Drama - Devotees of sappy romantic what-haveyous rejoice! This flick depicts an unlikely pair - half of which is married - that ends up stuck riding a storm out together in North Carolina. Richard Gere and Diane Lane star.

97 min. (KB) TOWELHEAD - R - Drama - A LebaneseAmerican girl must navigates adolescence in spite of a strict father, other clueless adults and nagging racism. Written and directed by Six Feet Under and American Beauty scribe Alan Ball. 124 min. (KB)

Now Showing BABYLON A.D. - PG13 - Action - Vin Diesel plays a man on a mission in this postapocalyptic what-have-you. His mission gets thrown off course, as you might imagine, when he discovers the more sinister implications of his task. Explosions are expected. 90 min.

BANGKOK DANGEROUS - R - Action Nicholas Cage plays a ruthless assassin who lands in Bangkok for a job. The longer he stays there, the more attached he gets to a young criminal he is mentoring and a shop girl he is falling for. Adrenaline spikes are expected. 100 min.

BURN AFTER READING - R - Comedy With films like Raising Arizona, The Big Lebowski and No Country for Old Men under the Coen Brothers’ belt it’s hard not to get one’s hopes up for this one. The cast, which includes John Malkovich, Brad Pit, and Tilda Swinton, also raises the bar. The premise: two bonehead gym employees stumble upon a draft of a former CIA agent’s memoirs, then attempt extortion. 97 min.

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GHOST TOWN - PG13 - Comedy - The Office (UK) and Extras star Ricky Gervais stars as a dude who dies on the operating table for seven minutes. When he is revived he is able to see and communicate with the dead, which ends up being kind of a pain in the ass. 102 min.

THE HOUSE BUNNY - PG13 - Comedy - A recently-ousted Playboy bunny somehow ends up living among a sorority of dumpy girls.

Determined to bestow hotness upon them, she learns a few lessons of her own. Hmmm. 97 min.

IGOR - PG - Animation - A twist on classic monster tales, this flick tells the story of a young mad scientist’s assistant who is aspiring to overcome his fate and become an evil scientist himself.

Only, the super monster he attempts to make doesn’t turn out the way he thought it would.

John Cusack, John Cleese, and Steve Buscemi provide a few character voices. 86 min.

LAKEVIEW TERRACE - R - Thriller - A young couple attempts to find bliss in their new suburban home only to find that their new neighbor, a severe cop played by Samuel L. Jackson, is one bad mothafucka. 110 min.

THE LONGSHOTS - PG13 - Comedy Apparently based on a true story, this film serves as former Limp Bizkit singer Fred Durst’s directorial debut. Hmmm. It follows the rise of the young girl who became the first female to compete in the Pop Warner football tournament. 94 min.

MAMMA MIA - PG13 - Comedy - ABBA returns with a vengeance in this screen adaptation of the musical that put a skip in the step of dancing queens around the world. 98 min.

THE MUMMY: TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR - PG13 - Action - Apparently the third in a series involving embalmed and ornery ancient monarchs, the newest Mummy looks to ancient China for its backdrop. After accidentally waking a cursed Han Emperor (Jet Li) from his 2,000 year sleep, explorer Rick O’Connell (Brendan Fraser) ends up being charged with stopping the undead from pursuing world domination. 114 min.

MY BEST FRIEND’S GIRL - R - Comedy - So basically, a dude (Jason Biggs) is a bit too into the chick he’s been dating (Kate Hudson), who as a result dumps him. Dude then calls on a friend who is an expert at driving girls back into the arms of their exes. Creepy. 101 min.

RIGHTEOUS KILL - R - Drama - DeNiro and Pacino team up once again to play a pair of aging cops on the trail of a serial killer who goes after criminals who have fallen through the cracks of the justice system. 101 min.

TROPIC THUNDER - R - Comedy - The cast of a Nam flick in-the-making finds itself having to go from fantasy to reality after a series of mishaps.

Plenty of room for brilliant satire. 106 min.

THE WOMEN - PG13 - Drama - A bunch of hot, catty high society women talk about shopping and men. Plot strikes when one of said men gets caught cheating. 114 min.

DISASTER MOVIE - PG13 - Comedy Another “insert-premise-here” attempt to lampoon pop culture. Degree of humor found here is presumably directly proportional to number of paint cans huffed before entering theater. 90 min.

THE FAMILY THAT PREYS - PG13 - Drama - Kathy Bates stars as a wealthy socialite who, along with her best friend (Alfre Woodard), discovers unthinkable family secrets involving affairs, baby daddies and other ethical breaches. In light of this, they take a road trip (something only socialites can afford). Written and directed by Tyler Perry. 111 min.

SHOWTIMES Maui Film Festival Castle Theatre, MACC, 572-3456 The Last Mistress - Unrated - 5, 7

Front Street Theater 900 Front Street, Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: MF until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm, Discount Tue), Burn After Reading - R - Th 3:45, 6:45, 9:15. F 3:45, 6:45, 9:15. Sa-Su 1:15, 3:45, 6:45, 9:15.

M-Th 3:45, 6:45. 9:15.

Lakeview Terrace - R - Th 1:30, 4, 7, 9:30. F 4, 7, 9:30. Sa-Su 1:30, 4, 7, 9:30. M-Th 4, 7, 9:30.

My Best Friend’s Girl - R - Th 1:45, 4:15, 7:15, 9:45. F 4:15, 7:15, 9:45. Sa-Su 1:45, 4:15, 7:15.

9:45. M-Th 4:15, 7:15, 9:45.

Righteous Kill - R - Th-F 3:30, 6:30, 9. Sa-Su 1, 3:30, 6:30, 9. M-Th 3:30, 6:30, 9.

Ka’ahumanu 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 875-4910 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm), Babylon A.D. - PG13 - Th 12:35, 3, 5:10, 7:05, 9:40. F-Sa 12:15, 7:35, 9:50.

The Family That Preys - Th only PG13 - 12:15, 2:35, 4:55, 7:10, 9:35 Fireproof - PG - F-Sa 11, 1:40, 4:20, 7, 9:40. Su 11, 1:40, 4:20, 7. M-Th 12:05, 2:40, 5:20, 8.

Ghost Town - PG13 - Th 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:20, 9:30. F-Sa 12:35, 2:45, 5:05, 7:20, 9:30. Su-Th 12:35, 2:45, 5:05, 7:20.

The House Bunny - PG13 - Th 12:45, 2:55, 5:05, 7:30, 9:50. F-Sa 12:25, 2:35, 4:40, 7:10, 9:35. Su-Th 12:25, 2:35, 4:40, 7:10.

Mama Mia - PG13 - Th 12, 4:40, 7. F-Th 2:40, 5:15.

Nights in Rodanthe - PG13 - F-Sa 11:05, 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45, 9:55. Su 11:05, 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45. M-Th 12:30, 2:55, 5:20, 7:50.

The Women - PG13 - Th 11:45, 2:15, 4:45, 7:15, 9:45. F-Sa 11:45, 2:15, 4:45, 7:15, 9:45. Su 11:45 2:15, 4:45, 7:15. M-Th 12, 2:30, 5, 7:50.

Kukui Mall 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm), Burn After Reading - R - Th 1:20, 3:30, 5:40, 7:50. F-Sa 12:50, 3, 5:10, 7:20, 9:30. Su 12:50, 3, 5:10, 7:20. M-Th 1:20, 3:30, 5:40, 7:50.

Eagle Eye - PG13 - F-Sa 12, 2:30, 5:05, 7:40, 10:15.

Su 12, 2:30, 5:05, 7:40. M-Th 2:30, 5:05, 7:40.

My Best Friend’s Girl - R - 1:10, 3:30, 5:50, 8:10 Nights in Rodanthe - PG13 - F-Sa 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7, 9:15. Su 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7. M-Th 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8.

Righteous Kill - R - Th 1:05, 3:15, 5:30, 7:45. FSa 12:45, 3, 5:15, 7:30, 9:45. Su 1:20, 3:30, 5:40, 7:50. M-Th 1:05, 3:15, 5:30, 7:45.

The Women - PG13 - 1, 3:25, 5:50, 8:15

Maui Mall Megaplex Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm), Bangkok Dangerous - R - Th 1:30, 2:20, 4:45, 6:35, 7:15, 9:45. F-Su 12, 2:20, 4:45, 7:15, 9:45.

M-Th 2:20, 4:45, 7:15, 9:45.

Burn After Reading - R - Th 2:20, 4:40, 7, 9:30.

F-Su 12:05, 2:20, 4:40, 7, 9:30. M-Th 2:20, 4:40, 7, 9:30.

Disaster Movie - PG13 - Th only 2:50, 5:10, 7:25, 9:40 Eagle Eye - PG13 - F-Su 1:15, 1:45, 4, 4:30, 6:45, 7:15, 9:30, 10. M-Th 2:15, 4:30, 6:45, 9.

Lakeview Terrace - R - Th 2, 4:40, 7:20, 10. F-Su 2, 4:40, 7:20, 10. M-Th 2, 4:40, 7:20, 10.

The Longshots - PG13 - Th only 2:45, 4:55, 7:05, 9:35 Miracle at St. Anna - R - F 1:30, 5, 8:30. Sa-Su 1:30, 5, 8:30. M-Th 1:30, 5, 8:30.

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor PG13 - Th 3:45, 6:25, 9:10. F-Su 1:10, 3:45, 6:25, 9:10. M-Th 3:45, 6:25, 9:10.

My Best Friend’s Girl - R - Th 1:50, 4:20, 6:50, 9:20. F-Su 1:50, 4:20, 6:50, 9:20. M-Th 1:50, 4:20, 6:50, 9:20.

Righteous Kill - R - Th 2:20, 4:45, 7:10, 9:35. FSu 12, 2:20, 4:45, 7:10, 9:35. M-Th 2:20, 4:45, 7:10, 9:35.

Towelhead - R - F-Su 1:35, 4:20, 7:05, 9:50. MTh 1:35, 4:20, 7:05, 9:50.

Tropic Thunder - R - Th 2:30, 4:05, 5, 7:30, 9, 9:55. F-Su 12, 2:30, 5, 7:30, 9:55. M-Th 2:30, 5, 7:30, 9:55. M-Th 2:20, 4:45, 7:15, 9:45.

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658 Front Street, 249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day), Eagle Eye - PG13 - F-Th 10:45, 1:30, 4:15, 7, 9:45.

The Family That Preys - PG13 - Th only 1:45, 4:15, 6:45, 9:15 Igor - PG - Th 11:30, 2, 4:30, 7, 9:30.F 1:15, 4, 6:30, 9. Sa-Su 11, 1:15, 4, 6:30, 9.

Nights in Rodanthe - PG13 - F 2, 4:30, 7:15, 9:40. Sa-Su 11:30, 2, 4:30, 7:15, 9:40. Th 2, 4:30, 7:15, 9:40.

Tropic Thunder - R - 1:30, 4, 6:30, 9

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Obama’s sister on Maui?! OMG!

Saturday (Sept 27), 7:30pm, Castle Theatre, MACC

Saturday (Sept 27), 5pm, Maui Waena Cafeteria

[MUSIC] Outside the Hawaiian Isles, hula is probably one of the most misunderstood dance forms out there. On-island we occasionally get the chance to check out some extremely moving purveyors of the art. This weekend will serve as such an opportunity when two-time Na Hoku Hanohano award-winning male vocalist and kumu hula (hula teacher) Uluwehi Guerrero brings his show “Home is where the Heart Is” to the MACC. Traditional Hawaiian music and chant will saturate the event, especially when the 80-member Hawaiian choir Na Leo Lani O Maui takes the stage for its debut performance. $12/$25/$30.

[POLITICS] Obviously, Obama doesn’t have to worry about winning Hawaii and all four of its Electoral College votes. But regardless, showing your support for a candidate can only enhance his or her campaign. Still better yet, political rallies such as the one taking place in honor of Obama this Saturday serve as a place for like minds to meet, exchange ideas and commiserate on the shallowness of national elections. Oh, and also to hear from Obama’s half-sister, Maya Soetoro-Ng, who incidentally spoke with MTW’s own Rob Parsons this week in a pretty darned interesting interview (see page 5).

This is a rare event, and sounds like the perfect antidote to that flesh-eating Palin bug that’s going around. $5 donation.

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Saturday (Sept 27), 6pm, MCC

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[FILM] When was the last time you caught a movie at a drive-in? My last drive-in flick was Top Gun. I was four, and I cried when Goose died. Anyway, the drive-in used to be one of those happenings that could appeal to a wide demographic. Yet they have pretty much faded from the cultural landscape. Saturday evening, Maui Community College will host a drive-in movie night that will showcase aqua-themed films, including Palm Trees and Proteges, Water Horse: Legend of the Deep, and Turtle & the Shark. Uncle Boy Kanae & Ohana will provide live music and there will be local food vendors on hand.

Did I mention that proceeds from this event go to local Maui nonprofits? This is old school we’re talking about, so bring an FM radio. $20/car, $5/walk-ins.

[MUSIC] It’s safe to bet that San Diego-based reggae band Tribal Seeds will draw a sizable crowd this Saturday night. This is due in part to the fact that reggae reigns on Maui. Yet there are elements of this San Diego-based act’s sound that give it a universal appeal.

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Big Shows Maui SLAM! - Thu, Sep 25. Maui’s monthly spoken word event where poets, emcees, actors and aspirants are invited to perform their original work of three minutes in competition for a $100 cash prize.

Not a poet? Show up to shake your booty to the eclectic beats of DJ Boomshot. $5. 9:30 p.m.

Casanova’s, Makawao. 572-7220.

The Mick Fleetwood Blues Band - Fri, Sep 26.

Former Fleetwood Mac drummer and guitarist Mick Fleetwood and Rick Vito (respectively), along with bass player Lenny Castellanos and keyboardist Mark Johnstone headline this benefit for the Maui Arts and Cultural Center before heading off for their European tour. Doors open at 5:30 p.m., whereupon food and drink will be available. (Important: there will be a dance floor, got me?) $25. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

K. Sridhar & Daniel Paul - Sat, Sep 27. Raga instrumentalist K. Sridhar joind Ravi Shankar’s orchestra at age 12, and has since provided his audiences with a transcendent experience through his performance of Raga music. He will perform alongside Fulbright Award-winning tabla drummer Daniel Paul. $18/$15. 7:30 p.m. Studio Maui, Haiku. 5759390.

Uluwehi Guerrero and Halau Hula Kauluokala - Sat, Sep 27. Award-winning Male Vocalist Uluwehi Guerrero, Halau Hula Kauluokala and over 150 dancers will perform “Home is where the Heart is,” which celebrates Hawaiian music and culture. $12/$25/$30. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

American Cancer Society Benefit - Sat, Sep 27. Erin Smith opens the day’s festivities, and other Maui fasvorites like Kahala and Indio will follow. Two floors of food, contests, music, and fun, and all for a good cause. DJs will provide entertainment for the nightowls. 21+ after 10p.m. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar. 268-5802.

Lucienne’s fabulous fundraiser - Sun, Sep 28.

Here’s how cool East Maui County Council Candidate Lucienne DeNaie is: I first heard about this event on Facebook. She’s got a fabulous roster of musical acts lined up, including Ahumanu, Lei’ohu Ryder, Maydeen Iao, Hula Honeys and Benoit Jazz Works. $50. 2-6 p.m. Ulu Loa Studios, 2090 Kaupakalua Rd., Haiku. 268-9837.

Stage Calling All Readers - Mon-Fri. Want to read for Maui On Stageís Bare Essential Theater? Roles are announced at monthly readings and scripts are given out in advance. Call Kristi. 244-8680 x23.

The Spirit of the Iao - Daily. The Iao Theater celebrates 80 years of existence. Features production written by Joel William Agnew and performances by Rose Roselinski and Jerry Eiting as well as food by Hailiimaile General Store’s Bev Gannon and a silent auction. $40 advance/$50 door. 7:30 p.m.; Su Matinee, 5 p.m. Iao Theater, Wailuku. 242-6969.

Tickets on Sale DJ Mark Farina - Fri, Oct 10. Legendary house music DJ and Mushroom Jazz pioneer Mark Farina come to Maui as part of his national tour. He shares the stage with Deelight’s Lady Miss Kier and DJ Sparx. Tickets are available online at www.groovetickets.com, by calling 877-87-GROOVE or at Requests Music in Wailuku. $15. Longhi’s, Lahaina.

Styx - Fri, Oct 10. It’s rare for a band of such stature to perform on Maui. This classic prog rock band’s well-known tunes include “Come Sail Away” and “Lady.” Can’t miss it. Tickets go on sale 9/8. $55/$65/$75/$85. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

Island Jamz II - Sat, Oct 11. A must-see celebration of the local music tradition. Features Leokani, Jason Sadang and others. $15/$10 seniors & children. 7:30 p.m. Iao Theater, Wailuku. 242-6969.

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Kahekili - Sat, Oct 11. Hula master Hokulani Holt will the story of Mauiís great chief Kahekili in an original hula drama that includes chant, traditional hula kahiko, Hawaiian martial arts, and dramatic storytelling. $12/$25/$40. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

Kool & the Gang - Wed, Oct 15. This R&B/funk/jazz group is more than an ultra-cool name. It’s hard to tell whether they will bust out with “Jungle Boogie,” but if you are jonesin’ for a dose of the funk this is your best bet. Tickets go on sale 9/8. $55/$65/$75/$85. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

Lulu Washington Dance Theatre - Thu, Oct 16.

This act includes an exciting hybrid of African, modern, and other types of dances that has captivated critics wherever it has performed. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

The Wau Wau Sisters - Fri, Oct 17. Did you catch these broads when they came here last year? They were phenomenal. Their act incorporates unabashed sexuality, biting satire, audience participation, and probably a trapeze. Be prepared; these chicks are limber. $20. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 2427469.

Obake: Japanese/Hawaiian Ghost Lore - Sat, Oct 18. Four storytellers (Cathy Spagnoli, Lopaka Kapanui, Jeff Gere, and Kathy Collins) bring to life some of the most disturbing, bone-chilling stories you’ll ever hear. No one under 13 is allowed. $10.

7:30 p.m. Iao Theater, Wailuku. 242-6969.

Te Vaka - Fri, Oct 24. Eclectic and award-winning pan-Polynesian band Te Vaka (“The Canoe”) mixes electric guitars and funky keyboards with traditional Samoa and Tokelau rhythm and dance for a unique sound and spectacular show. $12/$30/$40’ kids half price. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

Kumu Kahua Threatre: Da Mayah - Daily, Oct 25. An election year cautionary tale written by Maui’s Lee Cataluna that will give you a good dose of political satire with a local flavor. $20/$10 keiki. 7:30 p.m.; Su Matinee, 4 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

Mohala Mai/To Blossom Forth - Sat, Oct 25. A can’t miss night full of both traditional and contemporary hula, oli and mele that embodies the beauty of Hawaii’s landscape as well as its culture. Some of Hawaii’s finest musicians and groups will take the stage for this rare event. $30. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

Halloween Spooktacular - Sun, Oct 26. The Maui Pops Orchestra will play songs from the spookiest films and TV shows, including Harry Potter, Star Trek, and more. Conducted by Stuart Chafetz, orchestra members will don costumes during the performance. $10/$21/$26/$36. 3:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

Events THURSDAY, SEPT. 25 Come Out and Play - Elizabeth Ann Brandon, MA wants to make friends with your inner child using cognitive therapy, hypnosis and transactional analysis. Free. 12-3 p.m. Dragon’s Den, Makawao. 5732424.

Kahului Lions Club - Anyone interested in being involved is encouraged to attend this dinner meeting. 6 p.m. Maui Beach Hotel. 243-7402.

Cinema Night - Cafe Mambo will be hosting an evening of classic and cult classic films for the 21 and older crowd. This week’s flick is Pan’s Labyrinth.

9 p.m. Cafe Mambo, Paia. 579-8021.

Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make something beautiful. Sugar cube, 11 a.m.; Dazzling daisies, 3 p.m.; Hawaiian quilt, 6 p.m. Maui Bead Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080.

FRIDAY, SEPT. 26 Biofeedback - Mary Higgins, QXC/SCIO practitioner, helps you energetically rebalance after living yet

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Sliding scale pricing. 2-5 p.m. Dragon’s Den. 5732424.

Job Club - Get help preparing resumes, contacting prospective employers and interviewing. Free. 3-5 p.m. Job Connections of Maui. 871-4143.

Shakin’ Keiki - Come see little hula dancers in adorable outfits doing the cultural dance of their ancestors. Free. 3:30 p.m. Lahaina Center, 900 Front St. 667-9216.

Candidate Fundraiser - Come show your support for Hawaii House of Representatives District 12 (Upcountry) Republican candidate Mickey Vierra...or at least grab a bite and find out what he’s all about. $20. 6-8 p.m. Eddie Tam Memorial Center. 264-0046.

Book Signing - Astrologer, jeweler, and author Shakti Carola Navran will discuss her new book, Jewelry and Gems for Self-Discovery: Choosing Gemstones that Delight the Eye & Strengthen the Soul. Guided meditation and dance will follow. Free.

6:30 p.m. Studio Maui, Haiku. 575-9390.

Dance Jam - Celebrate the end of the month with a free-form dance party with great music and no instruction, just come to shake your booty. $13. 7:3010 p.m. The Studio Maui, Haiku. 575-9390.

Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make something beautiful. Charm bracelet, 11 a.m.; Bouquet ring, 3 p.m.; Wire wrapping, 6 p.m. Maui Bead Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080.

SATURDAY, SEPT. 27 Charity Garage Sale - Items available for purchase include furniture, elecetronics, and baked goods. Proceeds go to local charities. 7 a.m.-12 p.m.

305 S. High St. Wailuku. 244-2015.

Swap Meet - I’ve always wanted to unearth some totally awesome treasure at a random flea market.

This might be a good place to start. Admission: 50 cents. 7 a.m.-12 p.m. Pu`unene Ave., Kahului. 8773100.

Habitat for Humanity - Spend a few hours helping a family in need get secure shelter. 9 a.m. Call for details. 893-0334.

Hula Classes - Hula Classes - Every Sat. Halau Kawaianuhealehua holds open hula classes for children, teen and adult wahines and kanes. 9 a.m. Maui Waena School.

Yoga Aid - Join Marc St. Pierre and eight of Maui’s best Yoga teachers in performing 108 sun salutations. This is a fundraising event that will benefit Maui Children’s Charity. Participants are asked to show up by 8:45 a.m. Call to register. 9 a.m. Studio Maui, Haiku. 575-9390.

St. John’s Kula Festival - Event features a performance by Na Hoku Hano Hano Female Vocalist of the Year Napua Grieg and will showcases locally made arts and crafts. There will also be vegan food, Portuguese soup, local produce, and more.

Proceeds will benefit local nonprofits. 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. St. John’s Church, Kula. 878-1485.

Hawaii Healing Garden Festival - Come celebrate the healing power of plants. Discover Polynesian, Hawaiian, Ayurvedic, Chinese, Filipino healing practices that use botanicals. Part of a statewide celebration. Entertainment to be announced. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Maui Community College, Kahului. 638-0888.

Hula Show - Get a taste of Hawaiian history and culture. Free. 1 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului. 877-8952.

The Art of Taiko - Renowned Taiko drummer Kenny Endo and his ensemble will give a performance of this Japanese rhythmic art. 1-2 p.m. Kihei Public Library. 873-3097.

Rally for Obama - Come show your support for Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama.

Special guest: Obama’s half-sister Maya Soetoro-Ng. No lipstick here. 5 p.m. Maui Waena School Cafeteria.

Drive-In Movie Theater - Pull into MCC to check out Palm Trees & Proteges, Waterhorse: Legend of the Deep and Turtle and the Shark. Features a

live performance by Uncle Boy Kanae & Ohana as well as ono food booths. $20/car; $5/walk in. 6 p.m.

Maui Community College. 573-5530.

Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make something beautiful. Basic earring, 11 a.m.; Quick cluster, 3 p.m.; Silk knotting, 6 p.m. Maui Bead Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080.

SUNDAY, SEPT. 28 Tantra Temple Services - Embrace the spiritual essence of all faiths with tantra, an ancient high-spiritual practice. Free. 10 a.m. 2138 Vineyard St., Wailuku. 244-4103.

Hawaii Healing Garden Festival - Come celebrate the healing power of plants. Discover Polynesian, Hawaiian, Ayurvedic, Chinese, Filipino healing practices that use botanicals. Part of a statewide celebration. Entertainment to be announced. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Maui Community College, Kahului. 638-0888.

Hula Show - Get a taste of Hawaiian history and culture. Free. 1 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului. 877-8952.

Veterans’ Memorial Service - A joint service for the 100th Infantry Battalion and the 442nd Regimental Combat Team. Adjutant General Robert G.F. Lee will be the keynote speaker. 2-3:30 p.m.

Nisei Veterans’ Memorial Center, Wailuku. 244-6862.

Meet the Candidate - Have a cuppa with fightin’ 10th House District (West Maui/North Kihei) Candidate Ramon Madden. 2-5 p.m. Hawaiian Village Coffee, Kahana.

Julie’s Hope Fundraiser - This event will raise funds for cancer treatment costs for Julie Wood, Maui County Police Department’s CSI analyst.

Includes food and wine pairings by local chefs, entertainment, silent auctions, and more! $100. 4-7 p.m.

Grand Wailea Haleakala Ballroom. 283-7910.

Israeli Dance - Learn traditional and modern International and Israeli dances. Free. 4:30-6 p.m.

Grace Church, Kulu. 264-5214.

Line Dancing - Practice your tush push ya’ll and come on down for some line dancing by the Maui Paniolo Posse. Lessons: 6:30 p.m.; Dancing: 7 p.m.

Lahaina Cannery Mall.

Spay and Neuter Clinic - Kitties! Love ‘em, but there is such a thing as too many. Volunteers will pick up cats from Kahului, Makawao, Kihei and Maalaea sites and transport them to and from clinics. It’s that easy. Sponsored by 9th life Hawaii. Call for more details. All day. Island wide locations. 572-3499.

Atlantis Submarine Adventure! Julie’s Hope Fundraiser - Atlantis Submarines will offer their afternoon Submarine Adventure as a Julieís Hope Fundraiser. Donations in any amount will be gratefully accepted for tour tickets. All proceeds will go to ìJulieís Hopeî fund to help cover cancer treatment costs for Julie Wood, Maui Police Departmentís Criminalist (CSI Scientist). Reservations suggested. .

2:30 pm. Slip #18, Lahaina Harbor. 283-7910.

Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make something beautiful. Learn basic crimping methods, 11 a.m.; Wire wrapping: 2 p.m. Maui Bead Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080.

MONDAY, SEPT. 29 Neuro Cognitive Differences Anonymous - A support group for people with memory, attention, concentration, organization, language, learning, or similar cognitive impairment. 10:30 a.m.-11:30 a.m.

St. Theresa Church, Kihei. 879-2649.

Senior Line Dancing - Line dance lessons for people 55 or better. 8:30-10 a.m. Kaunoa Senior Center, Sprecklesville. 270-7313.

Hawaii Healing Garden Festival - Come celebrate the healing power of plants. Discover Polynesian, Hawaiian, Ayurvedic, Chinese, Filipino healing practices that use botanicals. Part of a statewide celebration. Entertainment to be announced. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Maui Community College, Kahului. 638-0888.

Pipe Up - No experience is needed for drummers

DA KINE CALENDAR and bagpipers at these open, free lesson and practices for the Isle of Maui Pipe Band. 6 p.m. Call for Direction. 876-0154.

High Hopes Square Dance Club - A place for beginners to pick up some steps and seasoned square dancers to show off their moves. Free. 7 p.m.

Hannibal Tavares Community Center, Pukalani. 5720671.

Free Beading Classes - Learn new skills and be creative. Hawaiian quilt, 11 a.m.; Charm bracelet; 3 p.m.; Basic earrings, 6 p.m. Maui Bead Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080.

TUESDAY, SEPT. 30 Hawaii Healing Garden Festival - Come celebrate the healing power of plants. Discover Polynesian, Hawaiian, Ayurvedic, Chinese, Filipino healing practices that use botanicals. Part of a statewide celebration. Entertainment to be announced. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Maui Community College, Kahului. 638-0888.

Candidate Rally - Political rally for Jan Shields, Republican candidate in the race for the State Senate’s fightin’ 5th. 5-8 p.m. Lahaina Civic Center.

661-4685.

Non-Profit Polynesian Dance - Support the kids of the Napili Kai Foundation by watching their Polynesian dance show. $10 adults, $5 kids. 5:30 p.m. 669-6271.

Maui Singles Investment Club - This event gives Maui singles a chance to mingle while learning about investments. 5:30-7 p.m. Cary & Eddie’s Hideaway, Kahului. 579-9249.

Ukulele Lessons - Learn some strumming techniques to impress you friends with. Free. 5:45 p.m.

Lahaina Cannery Mall. 661-5304.

Folk Dancing - Shake it folk style with the Maui Israeli Fold Dancing group. Free. . 8 p.m. Jewish Congregation of Maui, Kihei. 280-1051.

Speed Dating - Sit down for a round of threeminute dates. Who knows, you could find true love... or at least someone you might want to spend a whole second date with. Registration: $5. 8 p.m.

Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill, Kahului. 871-1414.

Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make something beautiful. Bouquet ring, 11 a.m.; Sugar cube, 3 p.m.; Basic crimping, 6 p.m. Maui Bead Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080.

Toastmasters - Perfect your public speaking skills in this community club. 9 a.m., Kapalua Land Co. training center, 665-5485; 6 p.m., St. Theresa Church, Kihei, 298-3966.

WEDNESDAY, OCT. 01 Ayurvedic Consultations - Margo P. Uma Gal, CAP., offers up wisdom on diet and lifestyle from over 20 years of experience as an Ayurvedic Practitioner. Walk-ins only. Free. 10:30 a.m.-1 p.m.

Makawao. 572-2424.

Shakin’ Keiki - Come see little hula dancers in adorable outfits doing the cultural dance of their ancestors. Free.

2:30 p.m. Lahaina Center, 900 Front St. 667-9216.

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WOW! - Every Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays presents live island music, gallery receptions, artist appearances and more. . 6:30-8 p.m. 897-6770 x2.

Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make something beautiful. Quick cluster, 11 a.m.; Silk knotting, 3 p.m.; Basic earring, 6 p.m. Maui Bead Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080.

Keiki SeaWees Ocean Ed-venture for Preeschoolers - Wed. Preschoolers can enjoy field trips, activities, songs, and stories with PWF marine educators. Today’s theme is “Terrific Turtles.” Learn about the habitat, natural history and value of turtles in Hawaiian culture. Includes a beach day and games. . 9-10 a.m. Pacific Whale Foundation Discovery Center, Ma’alaea Harbor Shops. 294-8811 ext. 1.

After-School Help - Mon-Fri. Hui Malama Learning Center offers after-school homework help and classes. Call for directions and hours. 244-5911.

Free Keiki Art Classes - Every Mon, Tue, Wed & Fri. Lahaina Arts Society offers free children’s art classes island wide. MON - Lahaina Surf Hawaiian Housing, 3-5 p.m. & Baha’i Faith Maui Center, Makawao, 9 a.m.-12. TUE - Kehekili Park Terrace, Wailuku, 3-5 p.m. WED - Baha’i Faith Maui Center, 9 a.m.-12 p.m.; Honokowai Kau Hale, 2:30-4:30 p.m.; Ka Hale A Ke Ola, Wailuku, 4-6 p.m. FRI - Haiku Boy’s and Girl’s Club, 3-5 p.m. For more info call 661-0111.

Keiki Chess Club - Mon. For little masterminds age 7-12. Free. 2:30-4 p.m. Makawao Public Library.

573-5313.

Athletic Club Outreach - Every Tue & Thu. Got tough kids? Get them instruction on Olympic weightlifting, power lifting, body building and sportsspecific weight training by an experienced team of coaches. Ages 11-19. Free. 4:45-6 p.m. St. Mark Weightlifting Hall, Good Shepherd Episcopal Church, Wailuku. 244-4656.

Kids Love Stories - Tue. So bring them down to listen at Lahaina’s biggest bookstore. Free. 10-10:30 a.m. Barnes and Noble, Lahaina. 662-1300.

West Side Storytime - Every Tue & Sat. Lahaina’s newest bookseller is hosting keiki story time, so get them hooked on reading early. Tue., 10 a.m.; Sat., 11 a.m. Barnes and Noble, Lahaina.

Keiki Issues? - Thu. The Parent Project, a program for parents of strong willed children. Wrestle the phone away from the child and make that call. Free. 6:30-8:30 p.m. Hui Malama Learning Center. 289-5050.

La-ti-Da Music for Families - Thu. La-ti-Da Toddler classes are specially designed for ages 5 months - 5 yrs and the people who take care of them. Discover how creative musical movement enriches physical strength, builds self confidence, and encourages natural curiosity. Every Thursday Sept. 25- Nov. 20th. 9 a.m. The Studio Maui, Haiku.

280-2784.

Story Time - Thu. Keiki story time and crafts. Free.

10 a.m. Hawaiian Village Coffee, Kahana. 665-1114.

Toddler Story Time - Thu. Brush up on the latest

in children’s books with your little one. Free. 10 a.m.

Makawao Public Library. 573-8785.

Saturday Stories - Sat. Bring the kids down to Lahaina’s biggest bookstore for stories and special events. Free. 11 a.m. Barnes and Noble, Lahaina.

662-1307.

Yu-Gi-Oh - Sat. Little gamester get out your cards and get ready for a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament! Free. 3 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 661-4766.

YoYo Workshop & Demo - Sun. Yo Yo’s are silent, so encourage your kids to learn how to use them and finally get some peace and quiet! Free. 4-5 p.m.

Maui Toy Works. 661-5304.

Lecture Bee Aware - Thu. Veteran Beekeeper Dennis Morihiro will give a talk on the vital role that bees play in our environment as well as the things that threaten their ability to thrive. Morihiro will also be offering samples of his da kine local honey. Free. 6-8 p.m. Kihei Charter School. 875-0700.

Biomedical Approaches to Autism - Fri. A chance for caretakers to find out about different ways to treat autism. Free. 6:30 - 8:30 p.m. Cameron Center, Wailuku. 249-0254.

Bee Aware - Wed. Veteran Maui beekeeper Dennis Morihiro demystifies the live of bees, explains their vital role in our environment, and lists the things that threaten their very existence. Free. 6-8 p.m. Studio Maui, Haiku. 575-9390.

Health Care in Hawaii - Wed. Newport Hospital Corporation’s Brian Hoyle will give a talk on Hawaii’s health care challenges as well as the potential for improvement within the system. Sponsored by the Maui Chamber of Commerce. $22 members/$44 non-members. 12-1:30 p.m. Maui Tropical Plantation, Wailuku. 871-7711.

Families With Mental Illness Course - Wed. Course aims to help families of individuals with serious mental illness. Free. 5-7:30 p.m. Cameron Center, Wailuku. 572-3757.

Starting a Business in Maui County - Thu & Sat. Anna K. Ribucan of the county Office of Economic Development will get down to the details on what it takes to start up a business in Maui County. Handouts and other information sources will be provided. Free. 12-1:30 p.m. Maui County Business Resource Center, Maui Mall.

873-8247.

Workshops Free Caregiver Workshop - Sat. Learn how to deal with the stresses of being a caregiver. Find out how dietary changes and practices like chair yoga can help reduce stress and keep you energized and feeling young. Free. 9-10:30 a.m. Hale Mahaolu Elima Community Hall, Kahului. 243-9318.

Project Learning Tree Teacher Workshop - Sat. Hands-on workshop will show teachers, parents and other educators how to use the forest as a “window” for teaching kids from preschool through

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grade 12 about nature and the environment. 9 a.m.3 p.m. Hawaii Nature Center, 875 Iao Valley Rd. Wailuku. 244-6500 x22.

Breath and Tone with K. Sridhar - Sun. Learn the ways in which the vocal style of Dhrupad can benefit mind, body and spirit. Suitable for all levels.

Bring a mat and wear loose clothing. $60/$75. 1-5 p.m. Studio Maui, Haiku. 575-9390.

Environment Beach Cleanup - Sat. Nothing ruins a perfect beach moment like litter. Come show your love for Baldwin Beach and Paia Bay by bagging the trash that mindless people can’t seem to stop tossing. 8 a.m. Baldwin Beach Park.

Habitat for Humanity Action Day - Sat. Help a needy family build their home. Volunteers learn building skills on site by skilled Project Managers. Partner families work alongside building their home. Make it low mortgage rates possible. Help create better communities. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Waiehu Kou IV, Wailuku.

808-893-0334.

National Public Lands Day - Sat. Pacific Whale Foundation and Friends of Haleakala National Park invite the public to come remove invasive species, pick up litter, and enjoying the amazing view on this nationwide effort to spruce up national parks. Wear long sleeves and close-toed shoes. Meet at the summit parking lot. 9:30 a.m. Haleakala National Park. 249-8811.

Smarter than a Sand Crab? - Mon-Fri. Get free info about marine life and answers to all those pesky questions that keep you up all night. The Pacific Whale Foundation Marine Naturalists are definitely smarter than a fifth grader. The question is, are you?.

8 a.m.-1 p.m. Ulua Beach, Wailea. 249-8811.

Save Honolua - Tue. Meeting to inform, educate and involve the community on the proposed development of Honolua Bay. 6:45 p.m. Lahaina Civic Center. 870-0052.

Building supplies - Every Wed, Thu, Fri & Sat. Spring cleaning! Donate new and nearly new building materials or purchase them at reduced prices.

Volunteers needed to stock, display and price merchandise. Reduce the amount of usable building materials going into the landfill. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Habitat for Humanity, Market St., Wailuiku. 986-8050.

Weed and Pot Club - Wed. Did that get your attention? Push up your sleeves and rake, hoe and pull weeds in a beautiful garden setting. Tools, gloves and drinking water provided. Bring sunscreen and tennis shoes. 8:30 a.m. Maui Nui Botanical Gardens, Kahului. 249-2798.

Coastal Restoration - Fri. Habitat restoration at Waihe`e coastal dunes with Maui Coastal Land Trust.

8 a.m.-12 p.m. Waihe`e. 244-5263.

Haleakala Service Trip - Fri-Sun. Friends of Haleakala National Park is looking for volunteers to help them care for the native habitat over the weekend of September 26.

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Honokawai Valley Restoration Project - Sat. Come help remove invasive species while learning about some of the area’s archaeological sites. Wear close-toed boots and bring water, snacks, lunch, sun screen and bug spray. Group will meet at the Kaanapali Sugar Cane Train Station, which is on the mauka side of Puukoli Road. 9 a.m.-2 p.m.

Honokawai Valley. 249-8811.

Save the Forest - Sun. The Pacific Whale Foundation is hosting a group of ten volunteers to pull invasive pine trees near Hosmers Grove.

Transportation is provided. Bring warm clothes, long pants and closed boots. Pick ups: 7:30 a.m., Harbor Shop, 300 Ma`alaea Rd; 8:15 a.m., Upcountry Tavares Community Center. RSVP 856-8341.

Sports Kapi’olani Golf Fundraiser - Fri. Unique golfoptional fundraiser invites the public - golfers and non-golfers alike - to participate in this event, which will raise funds for Kapi’olani Medical Center, Hawaii’s only children’s hospital. Brunch begins at 11 a.m., tee-off is at noon, and a pupu reception will kick off at 5 p.m. 11 a.m. Wailea Golf Club. 875-7450.

Golf Tournament - Sat. Proceeds from Maui Country Club’s annual Norman Hondo Golf Tournament will benefit Maui Memorial Medical Center as well as the Hondo family. 10 a.m. Maui Country Club, Paia. 877-7893.

Play Golf America - Sat. More than 30 PGA members will give free golf lessons to attendees. Free. 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Kapalua Golf Academy. 665-5455.

Tennis Tournament - Sun. Round robin tournament is open to players of all ages. $20. 3-7 p.m.

Wailea Tennis Club.

Paddling for Breast Cancer Survivors - Every Mon & Wed. Get together with other survivors for canoe paddling. Free. 6:45 a.m. Kihei Canoe Club.

243-2999.

Pool Hours - Daily. Pool Hours - Besides the fear of contracting super-strain ukuís, I really enjoy a good swim in a public pool. Sometimes the thought of dealing with sand is just too much to bear. Kahului, Kihei, Lahaina, War Memorial, Pukalani, anthe Old and New Wailuku Pools: M-W, F, S 9 a.m-4 p.m.; Th 10 a.m.-4:30 p.m.; Sun 12-4:30 p.m. These hours can change due to events. To double check you can call, 270-6135.

Tai Chi - Every Mon & Fri. Get your Tai Chi in during your lunchbreak with Dr. Lorrin Pang. Free. noon12:45 p.m. State Building Plaza, Wailuku. 984-8200.

Maui Croquet Club - Every Sun, Tue & Thu. You could be an amazing croquet player and not even know it. No mallet? No problem. 2-5 p.m. Waipuilani Park, Kihei. 879-0087.

Sunset Yoga - Thu. Beginners are welcome for this free oceanfront yoga session, which is happening every Thursday in September. 6-7:30 p.m. Blue Lotus Room, Kihei. 280-5378.

Mahu Speed Dating - Mon. Dance party to follow. 8 p.m.

Wow-wee Maui’s Kava Bar, Kahului. 871-1414.

Volleyball Day - Sat. Bump, set, spike! Free. 1 p.m. Kamaole III Beach Park, Kihei.

Ultimate Panache Pageant - Sat. The tenth annual pageant will reveal winner of crowns for Jewel of the Galaxy, National Showgirl Goddess, and Mr Galaxy Pacific 2008. Presented by Dynasty Collection. $35/$40. 6-10 p.m. Maui Theater, Lahaina. 280-6776.

Art Art Bistro - Mon. Local artists display their wares, from photography and painting to jewelry and sculptures. Live music, too. 5-10pm. Jacques Northshore Bistro, 120 Hana Hwy. Paia. 808-269-0961.

Figurative Art/Sculpture Show - Daily.

Figurative artist Kirk Kurokawa and classically trained sculptor Kim Mosley are showcasing their latest creations at Viewpoints Gallery in Makawao in an extraordinary exhibit of palette and chisel. Viewpoints Gallery, 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, HI, 96768.

575-9190.

Karen Camara Art Display - Daily (except Wed).

This is the last week that featured artist Karen Camara’s work will be on display. Camara’s theme for this exhibition is “Outside My Backyard,” and features a number of Maui landscape paintings. 9 a.m.5 p.m. Lahaina Arts Society Gallery. 661-0111.

Art Night - Fri. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action and refreshments. Free. 6:30 p.m.

Lahaina. 661-6284.

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Myths of the Seven Seas - Fri. Internationally renowned artist Steve Sundram will display a body of work that explore humanity’s fascination with seafaring and mythical sea creatures. This exhibition focuses on the voyages of ancient Polynesians. 4-7:30 p.m. Maui Hands Gallery, Lahaina. 667-9898.

Farmers market, Art/Craft Fairs Farmers Market of Maui - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 61 S. Kihei Rd. Honokowai Farmers Market - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7-11 a.m. Lower Honopiilani Hwy. Ho`olokahi Arts & Crafts Fair - Every Tue & Fri. Fresh flower lei-making classes from 9-11 a.m. on Fridays. 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Wailea Beach Marriott Resort south lobby. 879-1922.

Ohana Farmers & Crafters Market - Every Tue, Wed & Fri. 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 877-3369.

Resort Craft Fair - Every Wed & Fri. Hawaiian arts and crafts. 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort.

Aloha Craft Fair - Fri. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Maui Mall.

872-4320.

KBH Craft Fair - Fri. Cultural crafts and live demos.

9 a.m.-1 p.m. Ka`anapali Beach Hotel lobby. 667-5978.

Organic Farmers Market - Sat. Fresh produce that’s cheaper than the grocery store. 6:30 a.m.noon. Eddie Tam Memorial Center.

Poetry Open Mic - Every night is open mic night at Hawaiian Village Coffee. Kahana Gateway location, call 665-1114.

Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku, 244-0852.

Poetry Reading - Every second Tue, read your original work, your favorite poem, or just come to be inspired.

Free. 6:30 p.m., Lahaina Public Library, 662-3950.

Open Mind Open Mic - Every Mon. Open Mind Open Mic with spoken word, poetry, comedy— whatever you have to say here’s your chance. Free.

6 p.m., Moana Bakery, Paia, 244-9091.

Open Mic - Every Saturday the Maui Media Lab hosts an open mic night for poets, muscicians and others who want to be heard. Sessions are recorded and fed to the internet. All ages are welcome. Free.

6-9 p.m., Maui Media Lab, Baldwin Ave, zumatribe@yahoo.com.

Poetry Reading - Every second Thu Maui Live Poets Society hosts an open poetry reading on the West side. Free. 6:30- 9 p.m. Lahaina, 661-0517

KARAOKE Isana Restaurant - Daily, 9 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-1811.

Kobe Japanese Steakhouse - Fri-Sat, 9:30 p.m., 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555.

Lulu’s - Wed, 7 p.m., 1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944.

Sansei - Thu-Fri, 10 p.m., 600 Office Road, Kapalua, 669-6286; Thu-Sat, 10 p.m. Kihei Town Center, 8790004.

Tiffany’s - Daily, 9:30 p.m., 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku, 249-0052.

Tip Up’s Tavern - Mon, 9:30 p.m., 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299.

Unisan - Thu-Sat, 9:30 p.m., 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed-Fri, John Kane; Sat, Harry Troupe; Sun, Greg DiPiazza; Mon, Tue, Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cheeseburger In Paradise - Mon, Tue, Scotty Rotten; Wed, Fri, Harry Troupe; Thu, Sat, Sun, Brooks McGuire. All sets 4:30-10:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Compadres - Tue, 4 p.m., Live music. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189.

Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Erin Smith; Fri, Sat, Dave Carroll; Sun, Wed, Whale Sharks; Mon, Mickie Moore; Tue, Jazz; . all sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

Hard Rock Cafe - Sun, Marty Dread, 6:30-8:30 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 570-7400.

Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat Ernest Pua’a; Sun,Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret Roback.

Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Braddah Brian & Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika;. Sat, “TBA”; Sun, Ryan Tanaka & Friends; Mon,Damon; Tue, Roy & Friends; Wed, An Den. Late sets 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Ka`anapali Parkway, Building P, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Mon-Sat, Acoustic music.

All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi`ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787.

Kimo’s - Mon- Wed, Sat, Sun, Sam Ahia. Fri, deAquino Bradaz. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Leilani’s On The Beach - Fri, Scott Baird;. Sat, JD and Harry; Sun, Kilohana. All sets 2:30-5 p.m. 2435 Ka`anapali Pkwy, Building J, 661-4495.

Moose McGillycuddy’s, Lahaina - Fri, Llayne & Pro Ed; Sat, Mark & Mike. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., 667-7758.

Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Fri, AnRil. All sets 7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881.

Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Sea House Restaurant - Thu & Fri, Kincaid Basques; Sa,-Coelho Morrison; Su, Andrew Kaina; Mon, Albert Kaina, Tue, Kincaid Basques; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets except Sat. 7-9 p.m. Sat set is 6:309p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapi`ilani Rd., Napili, 669-1500.

SOUTH MAUI Longhi’s - Sat, acoustic music. 10:30-11 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883 Ma`alaea Grill - Thu, Fri, Sat, Benoit Jazz Works.

All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206.

Mulligan’s on the Blue - Fri, Gail Swanson; 6-8 p.m.; Sat, Sun, Celtic Tigers; Mon, Gypsy Pacific; 7 p.m. Tue, Randall Rospond; 6:30-8:30 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Thu, Sun, Tue, Tony; Fri, Eclipse; Sat, Erin Smith; Mon, Kanoa; Wed, Kenny Roberts. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei Rd., Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café - Sun, Mon, Brittany; Wed, Sat, Merv Oana Thu; Fri Margie; Tue Jamie Lawrence. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho; Fri, Kaleo Cullen; Sat, Louise Lambert; Sun, Mon, Kenny Roberts; Tue, Ramen & Cora; Wed, Keoki Ruiz. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 874-6284.

CENTRAL MAUI Café Marc Aurel - Tue, Live Music; Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market St., Wailuku, 2440852.

Main Street Bistro - Th-Fri, Rhythm & Blues with Freedom. 5-7:30 p.m.. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816.

Sushi Go - Wed, Live music. 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

Wowee-Maui’s Kava Bar & Grill- Th, Hawaiian Jazz & Fusion w/ Robbie Ray. 6-9 p.m. Fri, Hawaiian Raggae, 6-9 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI Hana Hou Cafe - Wed, Dorothy Betz and Les Adam with Vince Esquire. Thu, Haiku Hillbillys. Sat, Live music. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661.

Jacque’s - Mon, Live Jazz. 5 p.m. 120 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8844.

Morning Glories Organic Internet Cafe - Fri, Elaine Ryan, 3-4 p.m.; Mon, Karen B, 1-2 p.m.137 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-6009.

Moana Cafe & Bakery - Wed, Benoit Jazzworks; Thu Mark Johnstone, Fri, Classic Hawaiian with Jocelyn, all sets 6:30-8:30. Sat, Live jazz music with Mark Johnstone & Friends, 12:30 -2:30 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI ■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 Nohea Kai Dr, Lahaina, 661-1234 Weeping Banyan Lounge - Nightly, Live music. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

■ KAANAPALI BEACH CLUB 104 Ka`anapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000

Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu, Live music; Fri, Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue, Ernest Pua`a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

■ KA`ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 661-0011 Kupanaha - Nightly, Hula show, 6:30-7:30 p.m.

Tiki Courtyard - Nightly, Alanui with Uncle Rudi; Sun, Hula show. All sets 6:30 p.m.

■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Thu, Kincaid and Albert; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincaid Basques; Sun, Kapule Paoa; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m.

■ RITZ CARLTON 1 Ritz Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200 Banyan Tree Restaraunt - Wed & Thu, Ranga Pae 6:15-9:45 p.m.

■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 Keka`a Dr., Ka`anapali, 661-3611 Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat, Live Hawaiian.

6-8 p.m.

■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar - Nightly, Hula dancing during sets.

Thu, Kulewa; Fri, Ralph and Allan; Sat, Fausto and Kawaika; Sun; Kulewa; Wed, Nathan and Ralph. All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly.

■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Ono Bar & Grille - Thu, Sat, Steve Sargenti; Fri, Larry Golis; Sun, Margie Heart; Mon, Ernest Puaa; Tue, Brian Haia; Wed, Pam Peterson. Tue-Sun shows, 6-9 p.m. Mon, 5:30-9 p.m.

Tropica - (Early sets) Thu, Wed, Brian Haia; Fri, Sat, Mon, Marvin Tevaga; Sun, Josh Kahula; Tue, Ernest Pua`a. Early sets 3-6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat, Tue, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Steve Sargenti; Mon, Josh Kahula. Late sets 6-9 p.m.

SOUTH MAUI ■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 Wailea Alanui, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu, Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran; Sat, Mon, Island Style Trio with hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson; Fri, Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis; Sat, Mon, Nils and Anastasia; Sun, Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria; Wed, Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata. Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly.

■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 Wailea Alanui, 875-1234 Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

Humuhumunukunukuapua`a - Nightly, 5:30 p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo. ■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 Wailea Alanui, 875-4100 Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 Wailea Alanui East Wing - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth.

Lower Courtyard - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie Lawerence and Friends.

■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 Wailea Alanui, 879-1922 Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly, Hula dancing. 6-9 p.m.

Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly, Live music. 9-11 p.m.

■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge - Mon, Wed, Fri, Sat, Mele `Ohana Duo. Tue, Thu Ron Kuala’au; Sun-Thu sets 69 p.m.; Fri, Sat sets 6-10 p.m. Sun, Mele `Ohana Duo, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Mon, Wed, Fri, Hula performance, 6-6:45 p.m.

EAST MAUI ■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI Hana, 248-8211 Paniolo Lounge - Thu-Sun, Live music. 6:30-9:30 p.m.

Main Dining Room - Thu, Sun, Hula dancing.

7:30-8:15 p.m.

Send your listings and photos for the Da Kine Calendar to Kate Bradshaw at calendar@mauitime.com or fax (808) 244-0446

The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 891-1011

CAFE MARC AUREL 28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9668

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema, Lahaina - 667-0908

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

Thursday 09/25

Friday 09/26

Saturday 09/27

Sunday 09/28

Monday 09/29– Wednesday 10/01

DJ Blu Sol No cover, 9:30pm

Estee Graham No cover, 10pm

Erin Smith Band No cover, 10pm

Call for details

MON - DJ Blu Sol, 9:30pm; TUE - Kahala & Indo of LAWA, 9:30pm ; WED - Bamboo Blues 9:30pm

Tom Cherry Band No Cover, ‘till 10:30

Maui Kila Kila No Cover, ‘til 10:30

MON - Manao Radio Jazz Cafe, No Cover, ‘til 10:30; TUE - Kit Kat Club Cabaret, No cover WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/DJ Styles & DJ Jammin J; $10, 10pm

Maui SLAM! $5, 9pm

P.O.R.T.A.L. $7, 10pm

Bass Bender $10, 10pm

Coyote Ugly $10, 10pm

Off Tomorrow $7, 10pm

Tribal Seed $15, 10pm

Hawaiian Nights No cover

TUE - Kanoa of Gomega, $5; WED - Paia Town Pau Hana, 10pm

Orin & Junior No cover

Dave Carroll No cover

Dave Carroll No cover

Peter from TBA No cover

MON - Erin Smith; TUE - Jazz Night; WED -Howard Ahia, No cover

The Farmers No cover, 9:30pm

The Crunch Pups No cover, 10pm

TUE - Scott Baird/Dart Tournament

Quiz Night No cover, 8pm

GIAN DON’S

Ultra Fabulous Girly Girlz Diva Show

1445 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-4041

HARD ROCK CAFÉ 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

Silky Ringo 9pm

MON - Marty Dread, $10, $5 Kama aina

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844 36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

Vince Esquire No cover

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE KIMOS 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

DJ El Gato/DJ Boomshot $10,10pm

DJ CIA No cover, 10pm

Kenny Roberts No cover

Way Back Machine No Cover

Gina Martinelli No cover

TUE - Da Ha-Y-ans, No cover WED - Chico & Da Kine, No cover

Kahala No cover

DJ Shaka Rock No cover, 10pm

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

LIFE’S A BEACH

Live Music No cover, 9pm

Live Music No cover, 9pm

Live Music No cover, 9pm

JACQUES KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

WED -Wii Wednesday

Rampage 10pm

MON - DJ Boomshot, 10pm; TUE - Kilohana, No cover; WED - Celtic Music, No cover

Orrin & Junior No cover, 9-11pm

Sam Ahia

Kaleo & Friends 10pm

Silky Ringo 10pm

MON-WED - Sam Ahia MON - Kanoa of Gomega, 10pm; TUE -$1 Taco Night w/ DJ Razor, 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups, 10pm

Industry Night 9:30pm

In the heart of Olde Makawao Town

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“BEST LATE NIGHT IN MAUI” and “BEST SINGLES SCENE IN MAUI” Music Starts at 10:00pm $10 cover Thursday September 25th

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Poets, Emcees, Actors & Aspirants for a $100 Cash Prize Also featuring DJ Boomshot Music Starts at 9:30pm $5 cover

Thought And Living Music Starts at 10:00pm $7 cover Saturday September 27th

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For dinner reservations call 572-0220 www.casanovamaui.com

661-3843

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DJ Trip (House/Electro/Techno/Dub) SID (Electronica/Breaks/Dubstep) Plus Special Guest DJs Music Starts at 10:00pm $10 cover

RESERVATIONS:

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871-1414

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Stereo Installation, Security & Convenience Features, Mobile Video, Back-up Sensors & Cameras, iPod & MP3 Integration

757-0463

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Daily Sushi & Sashimi Specials!

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Sunday Drink Specials!

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SEVEN NEW Hi-Definition FLAT SCREEN TV’s featuring

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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 09/25

Friday 09/26

LONGHI’S 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

Neto Latin Salsa No cover, 9pm

MAI TAI LOUNGE 839 Front St., Lahaina - 661-5288

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

OCEANS BAR & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-2414

OYSTER BAR 744 Front St., Lahaina - 661-9090

The Willy’s & DJ Malik No cover, 9pm

Shaka Saturdays $10, 10pm

DJ Mike 9pm

DJ Mike 9pm

Velvet Decadence No cover, 9pm

ADD Twins No cover, 9pm

Comedy Night

Murray Thorne No Cover, 9pm

Wee D’ono No cover, 10pm

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

Roots Concert

Halfway to St. Paddy’s Party $10

MON - John Feary; TUE - Randall Rospond; WED Willie K $25/$45/$65

Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm

Hazmatt No cover, 10pm

Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm

MON - Junior Guys; TUE - I-Chalice; WED - Open Mic; No cover, 10pm

Trike Races/DJ Skinny Guy 10pm

DJ Styles/DJ Jammin J $5, 10pm

Flavazone $8, 10pm

Karaoke No cover, 9pm

MON - Karaoke No cover, 9pm ; WED - Industry Night, No cover, 10pm

Ladies/80s Night w/DJ Decko; $5, 10pm

DJ Blast $10, 10pm

ACS Benefit After Party $15, 9pm

Live Music Until 10pm, No cover

MON-WED - Live Music, Until 10pm, No cover

Sonny B No cover, 10pm

WED - Junior, No cover, 10pm

Kanoa of Gomega No cover, 10pm

MON - DJ Blast; TUE - Astro Boys (DJs); WED - DJ Decca; All no cover, 10pm

DJ Shark in da Water No cover, 10pm

MON - Karaoke, 9:30pm; TUE - New Project, No cover, 10pm; WED - Off Tomorrow, No cover, 10pm

DJ Slackin No cover, 10pm

DJ Nexus No cover, 10pm

Crunch Pups No cover, 10pm

Vince Esquire No cover, 10pm Crunch Pups $3, 9pm

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

TIP-UPS TAVERN 1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

UNISAN 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku - 244-4500

WOW-WEE MAUI’S 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului - 871-1414

MON - Na Hoku, Crazy Fingers; WED - Way Back Wednesdays, 10pm

MON - Hazmatt, No cover, 9:30pm; TUE - Dollar Drink Night, $5, 9pm; WED - Latino Late Night, No cover, 9pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7805

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

Monday 09/29– Wednesday 10/01

Pole Dancing No cover, 9pm

SANTA FE CANTINA SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE

Sunday 09/28

Libra Party 9:30pm

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S

Saturday 09/27

Kilohana No cover, 10:30pm

DUH No cover, 10pm

AN DEN No cover, 10pm

Karaoke ‘til 11pm

DJ Terry Club No cover, 10pm

Karaoke No cover, 10pm

Robbie Ray No cover, 9-10pm

Ekolu & Keola No cover, 9-10pm

MON - WED - Karaoke, ‘til 11

MON - Monday Night Football

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900 FRONT STREET, LAHAINA • 667-7400

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Can you see an old friend as a potential lover? This isn’t to say that you need to follow through or act on these altered perceptions, necessarily, but you might be surprised at how many interesting (and fruitful) ramifications they reveal, regarding how you view and live life in general.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Where is your famous flexibility now? Lately, I’ve seen you make more excuses than anything else.

Yes, while it might be easiest for you to work on a creative project in a certain environment, or have a specific kind of discussion at a specific time, the truth is your ability to manifest these very particular situations is limited right now. That leaves you with two options: Make stuff happen in the spaces and times available to you, no matter how far from ideal they are; or simply do nothing (except make excuses about why you’re doing nothing). To me, that choice is a no-brainer.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) While you can present the appearance of being totally uninhibited and oblivious to other people’s perceptions, the truth is you’re usually acutely aware of them and simply making a determined effort to do what you want and be who you are, anyway. The problem is some people really want you to care what they think, and may write you off if they believe you aren’t aware of or sensitive to their opinions. Since you actually are, and the truth is you do give a crap, why not clue them in? Leaving them in the dark, at this point, might as well be a self-sabotaging lie.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) You’re beautiful when you smile, you know that? I worry because you haven’t been smiling as much you should be, lately. I would never suggest that you force yourself to grin when you don’t feel like it; I think people ought to be authentic and genuine at all times. I just worry that you’re not feeling happy enough; that you don’t, in fact, have a clear idea of what would make you happy. Is that the case? Or are your parameters for experiencing happiness too extreme and hard to consistently attain? This week, focus on figuring out what would bring a smile to your face, and making sure the list includes many things that you can manifest on a daily basis. Then do what you have to do to make them happen.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Some skeptics require unequivocal proof before they will believe something. Other people are willing to buy into something without the slightest confirmation that it is real or true. Most of us fall somewhere in between, as we should, especially you Bulls, especially right now. You’re unlikely to get incontrovertible evidence about the things you are being asked to believe in and support. However, there’s no need to blindly throw in with something. Let faith meet a bit of reasonable guesswork and belief here and find a comfortable place to live in the middle. Walking that fuzzy line between optimistic trust and pessimistic skepticism is just where you want to be. Aim for it.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Cancers are generous, but sometimes you have trouble giving things without invisible strings attached. Often you yourself don’t see them, until something happens down the line, when you find out you’ve been keeping a subconscious tally of all the things you’ve given, and those you’ve received—and you’ve realized that the numbers don’t add up. This shouldn’t vex you. Because of your nature, you will almost always give up more than you get back in tangible ways. That’s got to be okay. If you’re not already cool with that, then spend this week figuring out how to let it go, cut the invisible strings, and just be the munificent sweetheart you were always meant to be.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) You’re a cut flower in water. Right now you have all you need to blossom and be beautiful, but how long can it last? I have a feeling that your current set-up isn’t particularly sustainable. You need to get your roots into some dirt, pronto, before your bloom fades. What is “dirt” for you? Do you even know?

What will nourish and sustain you, even as winter approaches, and keep you going, even lonely and buried under a mound of snow? That’s what you need to find, and integrate into your life as fast as you can—preferably this week.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) After inviting a friend to come stay with you (perhaps even insisting that they do so), it’s hardly fair or reasonable of you to complain about your lack of privacy. You went out of your way to manifest the situation you’re bitching about, and just because it hasn’t worked out as you imagined it would doesn’t mean it’s not your fault. I suspect that your expectations weren’t particularly realistic. Now you have to either own that you didn’t know what you were getting yourself into, and ideally get over it, if you can. Don’t blame the person you set up to ultimately piss you off. Put reasonable limits on the situation, and then grin and bear it. You’ll be glad you did, later.

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