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Having done research as an undergraduate with noted historian James McPherson on American responses to aliens in wartime, I found the article about the Haiku Camp very interesting (“The Camp,” Aug. 2, 2007). I hope they get more information, such as who was on the civilian hearing board making detention/release recommendations, why were some in families allowed to stay and what happened when the war ended. Some Japanese-Americans were allowed to attend college on the East Coast; an older relative had a Japanese-American roommate then. As a point of correction, however, the U.S. did intern a significant number of German-Americans, including some plucked out of Latin America (early rendition operation). They were kept in camps in Texas, North Dakota and ironically Ellis Island, some even after the war; the last was released in 1948. Also some ItalianAmericans were interned in Montana, Texas and Oregon; most were released in late 1942, partly to undermine the Italian part of the Axis prior to invasion of Italy and partly to appease Italian-American unions, politicians and organized influences. (Surprisingly in World War I GermanAmericans were regarded as even more questionable as to loyalty and were often targets of popular hatred.) None of this excuses or is equal in scope to the internment of JapaneseAmericans in WWII, but illustrates the point that civil liberties we cherish are often pushed aside for any that we see as enemies through a war mentality. -Robert Faux, Makawao

First I want to send out a big thanks. Love the paper! I feel the need to comment on your Whole Foods Story, though. I find it extremely ironic that in a piece where author Anthony Pignataro questions Maui News author Harry Eagar’s journalistic integrity (“The Advocate,” Aug. 9, 2007), he makes several glaring omissions and does quite a bit of selective reporting himself. In regards to the union and the Madison, Wisconsin Whole Foods Market. Yes, it is true the employees of that store chose to enter into the yearlong negotiations with the union. What was failed to be reported though was the fact that the entire store staff voted in an overwhelming majority to NOT join the union. In your article it is reported that the labor relations board sided with “Mackey,” not the fact that the staff made that decision themselves. I also question that if organized labor is such a significant topic for Maui and its natural foods industry, why not ever report on the fact that Mana Foods, Down to Earth and Alive and Well are also not members of the Grocers Union? In regards to Mackey’s postings on Internet message boards. I embarrassingly admit I participated in many of the discussions unknowingly with Mackey. The truth of the matter is that most of these topics consisted of longs and shorts trying to psych each other out; such as “Whole Foods is going to tank tomorrow” vs. “Whole Foods is going to the moon.” Yes, a handful of times Mackey predicted Wild Oats demise, but the fact is he was right. Every financial expert has already said at worst his musings were embarrassing personally though not illegal. The guy talked up his own company while accurately predicting his competitors troubles... oh, the horror. If you want to report on some of the more critical aspects of WFM, the fact that it’s stock has lost nearly 40 percent of its value in just over a year would of been a good start. -Phil Schutt, via email

I enjoy Maui Time, and I especially enjoyed your recent article about the internment camp in Haiku. I hope that the camp is eventually documented thoroughly because the tropical climate has undoubtedly destroyed all physical traces of the installation. Your article mentioned Italian American internment in passing. Granted, our government’s shameful treatment of Japanese Americans was the primary focus of the internment movement. However, Italian Americans were not spared. There’s a great book on the topic, Una Storia Segreta. A man with a great Irish last name like yours might enjoy this read. There’s a slew of photographs, and most of them are included in an exhibit in the California State History Museum in Sacramento. All my best to Maui Time!! -Anthony Spinetta, via email

Anthony Pignataro responds: The point of my story was to point out various aspects of Whole Foods that Eagar failed to mention—not to give a complete and thorough history of the organic supermarket giant. That being said, Mark T. Harris did a great job describing the Whole Foods-instigated destruction of the union in 2004 his article “Welcome to Whole-Mart,” which appeared in the Winter 2006 issue of Dissent Magazine: “In August 2004, Whole Foods accepted an NLRB [National Labor Relations Board] ruling that allowed for continued formal recognition of the union, as well as resolution of some back pay grievances,” wrote Harris. “But it was now nearly a Continued on page 7

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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR year later, and the company’s steadfast refusal to negotiate seriously with the UFCW [United Food and Commercial Workers] had paid off. The single union local in the Whole Foods chain (in a university town with a young, transitory part-time student work force) was barely recognizable as a union. Several weeks later, the NLRB issued another ruling regarding the petition’s misconduct charges, ruling in the company’s favor. The union had now legally ceased to exist at Whole Foods.”

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PERVERATI? How devastating to the literati, glitterati and perverati of Maui to lose our beloved and belusted Holoholo Girl. Never saw her, never met her, never forget her! -Jerry Goodwin, via email

CORRECTIONS In regards to our Aug. 9, 2007 story “What’s Happening to Honolua Stream,” we erred in describing the location of Maui Land & Pineapple Company plans for 40 homes at Lipoa Point—they’re to be on the makai side of Honoapi‘ilani Highway. In that same issue’s story “Corporate Alien Invaders,” we got the name of the Wailea resort undergoing a $250 million transformation into the ultra-luxurious St. Regis hotel wrong—it’s the Renaissance Wailea Beach Hotel. And in our Aug. 2, 2007 Da Kine Calendar, we misnamed the songwriter of “Everybody’s Talkin’ at Me.” Fred Neil wrote that song, later covered by Stephen Stills.

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As a long time reader of Maui Time Weekly I have always enjoyed reaching the end of the paper and finding Holoholo Girl by Samantha Campos. It was humorous and I always liked to read about her latest adventures. I knew there was going to be a replacement column when she moved away and I had a completely open mind about that. I have to say, I was very disappointed with the Restless Native column (“Nothing but a Hoochie, Mama,” Aug. 9, 2007). I thought “Eh Brah” was reserved for trash talking. I really hope that this was just an issue that irritated her and she needed to get it off of her chest, because I really don’t care to read her column every week if she’s just going to be talking crap about people (and she wasn’t even funny about it). I’m curious to know if I’m the only one that feels this way. -Jill Melo, Paia

courageous journalism (yeap, that’s you guys and I don’t work for Tommy...), the only thing he can see of Maui Time is the misspelling of his band name (what’s that, the Edgy or something...?) on one instance in the weekly grid and the misprinting of Mana’o in the Best of Maui Contest. That’s it? That’s all the evidence he can give about Maui Time being “nauseating unprofessional” and of how “you and others in your organization [are] getting paid to do what’s not getting done?” Get a life, self-proclaimed “not rude, literate and forgiving” drummer. Try to accomplish something before going down on the people who did and do. For once, make an effort and try looking at the (huge) positive. Your livelihood as a musician is supported and helped by Maui Time more than by any other publication in Maui. And I can bet you never sent even a penny to Maui Time for its work in support of live music. I do (many pennies...) and I thank Maui Time for its continuous help in keeping musicians alive in Maui. The only criticism to Marty, the Maui Time Mime who so eloquently responded to Mr. Greenbutt’s (or is it Greenbum’s?) letter, is that Marty forgot to raise his middle finger. Which I will do in his behalf... -Giovanni “Steven” Cappelli, via email

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Global trends for agricultural lands are worrisome As Hurricane Flossie headed towards the Hawaiian Islands, many local residents scurried to supermarkets for supplies. But should a storm or another drastic event sever traditional lifelines, how much food will actually be available to Maui’s 130,000 residents and 30,000 to 40,000 daily visitors? The scale of sugar and pineapple production for export far surpasses farm operations growing food for local consumption. Then there’s our dwindling water resources—should remaining water allocations go to affordable or luxury housing? Golf courses and hotels or residents and farms? Or some combination of all these uses? The 2004 documentary The Future of Food relates how big business has taken over control of our food supply systems. “We used to be a nation of farmers,” Judith Redmond of Full Belly Farms says in the film. “But now it’s less than two percent of the population in the United States. So a lot of us don’t know a lot about what it takes to grow food.” The so-called “Green Revolution” began to take hold in the mid-20th century, with the promise of new technologies providing higher yields and lower prices. The overall thrust was to systematize agriculture, as we had done with industry. But large monoculture plantings led to less resistance to insects and disease, which in turn pushed the development of new pesticides and herbicides. The U.S. pesticide industry—exemplified by Monsanto— bought out the seed industry, acquiring patents on more than 11,000 organisms, which raises ethical issues about controlling and modifying forms of life. Genetic engineering of plants continues, as the green revolution has turned into a gene revolution. Government has generally sided with huge agri-business multinational interests like Monsanto, Cargill and Archers Daniels Midland. Farm Bill appropriations since the Great Depression have attempted to help balance the inequities of supply and demand, with subsidies paid to correct the shortfalls. But studies indicate that 88 percent of $164.7 billion the government paid between 1995 and 2005 went to just the largest 20 percent of farms. U.S. trade policies and those of the World Trade Organization often dic-

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LC Watch Woe to any bar or restaurant located in the Kihei Kalama Village that has to appear before the Maui County Liquor Commission. Glen Shadle, who owns Fat Daddy’s Smokehouse, doesn’t even have a liquor license yet, and the panel’s already lectured him. Open for the last few weeks in Kihei, Fat Daddy’s was on the Aug. 8, 2007 Liquor Commission agenda for the first of two public hearings on transferring the restaurant general liquor license from the oldTastings Wine Bar & Grill. As usual, LC officer Mike Kawagishi briefed the commissioners as each prospective licensee came before them, reading off what was needed, whether any schools or churches were nearby and how many other liquor licenses were located within 500 feet.

Not quite a subsistence farm tate how other countries deal with their own food production. Guatemala, Central America’s largest corn producer, is also suffering from the “Mexican tortilla crisis.” The North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA) of 1994 eliminated tariffs on U.S. shipments to Mexico and beyond, allowing U.S. farmers to export low-cost subsidized corn, effectively crowding Latin American farmers out of their own market. Guatemala is still an agricultural nation, exporting coffee, bananas, sugar and fresh fruits. But they now import $93 million worth of corn from the U.S., with prices soaring due to the rush towards government-supported, corn-based ethanol.

Biofuels Could Starve the Poor.” According to Runge, the enormous volume of corn required by the ethanol industry, buoyed by government subsidies, is sending shock waves through the food system. “The world’s poorest people already spend 50 to 80 percent of their total household income on food,” Runge wrote. Due to the global impacts of the rising demand for biofuels, “Some of them will tumble over the edge of subsistence into outright starvation, and many more will die from a multitude of hunger-related diseases.” Starting in the 1960’s, U.S. government aid organizations introduced “Green

Juan, a self-employed landscaper on Maui, fled Guatemala when he was 15, escaping political upheavals that took the lives of his father and brother. Now a U.S. citizen, he has returned after 20 years to find a changed countryside and economic outlook. “In Guatemala, 90 percent of the forests are gone,” Juan said. “Now it’s concrete and houses. Pollution is everywhere. Water goes to big business and agriculture, and the people only have water for three hours, at night. “Corn came from the Mayans,” he continued. “Our people eat it daily, tortillas, tamales. It used to be that you could buy two tortillas for 25 cents. Now it’s two tortillas for a dollar. Wages are about 10 dollars a day. My people gonna starve.” Ford Runge, a professor of economics at the University of Minnesota and advisor on international food and agricultural policy, is co-author of the report, “How

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In Fat Daddy’s case, Kawagishi ticked off the density of the KKV area—still considered by the Maui Police Department to be Kihei’s worst area—in stark detail: three other restaurant general licenses, seven dispenser general licenses, one retail general and one dispenser/beer and wine license—all in a radius of 500 feet. That’s the Triangle. But none of the commissioners seemed to notice as Kawagishi read through the list. It didn’t matter. As soon as he was done, Commissioner Ron McOmber asked Kawagishi how many licenses were located within 500 feet of Fat Daddy’s. Kawagishi dutifully read through the list again, adding, somewhat sheepishly, “This is located within Kihei Kalama Village.” It was like a window had shattered. “Here we go again,” McOmber said. “This is what the police were worried about.” But he calmed down somewhat when other commissioners reminded him that Shadle wasn’t asking for a new license, but merely the use of an already-issued one. In the end, the panel voted unanimously to green-light Shadle’s preliminary application, setting the stage for him to return next month for final approval. “For some reason a finger’s pointed at the Liquor Commission as being part of the problem,” McOmber noted at the end of the hearing, curiously ignoring the fact that the commission had approved every single liquor license in KKV. “It isn’t part of the problem.” -Anthony Pignataro

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HONOLUA RIDGE PHASE BOO-YEAH! Great news for Maui Land & Pine—their Honolua Ridge Phase II project in west West Maui has really been selling like gangbusters, according to an Aug. 3 online Pacific Business News story. The neighborhood’s roads, vegetation and flood basins may leave much to be desired (see our story “The Battle of Honolua Ridge,” May 3, 2007), but you know how those rich people love their Kapalua living. In fact, so much of the luxury lots have sold that the company brought in $38.7 million in revenue during the second quarter of this year, which was $5.1 million more than the same time the year before. Normally, news like this would vault the company to the top of the chart, but we have to temper our enthusiasm with the news that ML&P also lost $3.5 million in the second quarter— $900,000 more than the company lost in the second quarter of 2006. The reason for such losses, according the company CEO David C. Cole, stems from charges incurred from the decision to shutter the company’s Kahului pineapple cannery. But land comes before pine—in name as well as practice—so there’s probably no cause for alarm.

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HOTELS BECOME NOTELS Bad news for super-developer Everett Dowling, the now part owner of Makena Resort who plans to expand the place as dramatically as possible. The Aug. 6 Honolulu Advertiser reported that in the first half of this year, hotel room revenue dropped two percent across the entire state. That’s right, folks: hotel owners have so far brought in a mere $1.5 billion. And with timeshare construction seemingly on a rampage, it’s unlikely this will change anytime soon. “The bloom has gone out of the blossom,” Aqua Hotels & Resorts owner Mike Paulin told the Advertiser. It’s a brutal epitaph for an industry that’s long dominated Hawai`i. MTW

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far away from Wailea 670 as possible (county law requires that affordable homes mandated for a given project must stay in the same planning district). The reason is perfectly obvious: rich people don’t want to have to rub shoulders with working people. Now Council Member Michelle Anderson has said, according to the paper, that she’d “much prefer all affordable housing on site,” but don’t get your hopes up.

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that quaint? One guy told the paper he wanted to talk to Hirono about getting some federal money to help move the Kahului Wastewater Treatment Plant out of the tsunami inundation zone. Another wished to ask Hirono for more federal arts funding. Isn’t it just precious how people who don’t live in spectacularly expensive condotels named for 240-year-old brands of crystal go about their lives on the weekend?

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WEDNESDAY, Aug. 8 Time for a little experiment. I’m going to print a statement now that I firmly believe in but seems to be radical heresy in the mainstream media, just to see what kind of response I get: After smashing his 756th homerun last night, San Francisco Giants outfielder Barry Bonds has become unquestionably the best player in the history of Major League Baseball. You can start sending the cards and letters anytime.

So developer Charlie Jencks is now promising the Maui County Land Use Committee that he’ll build 250 affordable homes before any of the 1,400 luxury homes for Wailea 670, according to today’s Maui News. At first glance—hell, even at second glance—this sounds great. There’s no question the island needs way more than 250 homes priced so they’ll be affordable to working people, and Jencks’ contribution will go a long way. That being said, it should surprise no one that Jencks is also insisting that he build these affordable homes in North Kihei, pretty much as

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It’s courting time for the Grand MONDAY, Aug. 13 Old Party’s many presidential conYou know what the biggest sport tenders, and that means our own in Hawai‘i is these days? It’s getting Governor Linda Lingle needs to out of having to do an quicken her step and keep watch Environmental Impact Statement over her shoulder. Lot of eligible (EIS). Taking a page from Hawaii candidates out there just licking Superferry, Inc., BlueEarth Anderson: likes to see working class and elites their lips at the prospect of slipping Biofuels LLC has taken to calling living side by side her endorsement into the camits proposed Maui biodiesel refinpaign, but Lingle’s apparently not ery—designed to spit out 40 million that kind of politician. According to gallons of biodiesel each year—a “transesCouncil efforts to make them build homes today’s Honolulu Star-Bulletin, Lingle— terification facility” instead of “oil refinaffordably priced for working people. The referred to by the paper as the “titular ery,” reports the Associated Press today. reason, as exemplified by today’s head of the Republican Party in The reason is that an “oil refinery” triggers Honolulu Advertiser, is that there’s a lot, Hawaii”—insists she has no intention of an environmental review, while “transeslot more money in homes for super-rich hooking up with any Republican presiterification facility” just makes people furpeople. “An estimated 60 investors put up dential hopeful until after the primary row their brows and squint a little while $5 million on average last week to buy election. Her reason? “[T]he Republican they try to figure out what the hell it is. “It units in the planned ‘ultra-luxury’ Maui Party is in a building stage.” Gotta give really is a different kind of facility,” Peter condominium-hotel branded under the Lingle extra points for creative spin on Rosegg, a spokesman for Hawaiian name of French crystal manufacturer this one. See, the Republican Party Electric Co.—which is partnering with Baccarat,” reported the Advertiser. around here dates back to the time when BlueEarth—told the AP. “There are no Starwood Capital Group, which is headHawai‘i was a U.S. territory. Back then, it emissions. It’s a very clean, very benign ing the project, aims to build a “five-star” pretty much ruled the islands. But once plant, unlike a refinery.” That’s wonderful! resort that captures “the Baccarat brand’s Hawai‘i became a state in 1959, and resiNow if it’s so damn clean, why not just do 240-year tradition of perfection and luxudents got a chance to vote, GOP candithe damn EIS? ry with equally flawless service,” accorddates became pretty scarce in governing to the company. And I’ll tell you: if I ment. And that hasn’t ever really changed. was so absurdly wealthy that I could drop TUESDAY, Aug. 14 In fact, since statehood, Lingle—as she $5 million on a condotel from 980 to It’s funny—Hawaii Superferry, Inc. said well knows—has been the Republican’s 3,300 square feet, I’d jump at the chance that if we ask them to do a fully environonly Hawai‘i governor. That being the to invest in one named for an ancient mental review of their proposed highcase, it’s only to fair to wonder how many brand of terribly delicate glassware. speed, inter-island ferry, then they’d more decades the GOP will stay mired in never be able to start on time. Well, guess this “building stage” before they break out what? We asked them to do an EIS, and SUNDAY, Aug. 12 and become a legitimate, stand-alone they completely missed their projected Meanwhile, back in the world populatparty in Hawai‘i. start time. Not because they actually had ed by working people, The Maui News to do an EIS—state officials managed to reports that a “non-stop” rush of people quash that one—but simply because, well, went to the Queen Ka`ahumanu Center SATURDAY, Aug. 11 who knows, really. In any case, the comtoday to talk with Congressional As this paper has long pointed out, pany has finally announced that it’s startRepresentative Mazie Hirono (D, 2nd Maui is experiencing a very high demand ing service on Aug. 28. Don’t everyone District) about “environmental issues, for affordable homes—houses and condocelebrate at once. the Federal Aviation Administration, miniums for working people to raise the Army Corps of Engineers, how fedtheir families. In fact, most land developAnthony Pignataro totally called it eral employees can get paid sooner and a ers bitch and moan at Maui County that one time. MTW few county and state problems.” Isn’t

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ROBREPORT FOOD: continued from page 8 Revolution” hybrid rice to Asia. This rice matures in three months rather than six, so it was supposed to end hunger. But it’s susceptible to fungus and pests and must be heavily sprayed with herbicides, anti-fungals and pesticides. Indonesia is a multi-island nation, home to 235 million people. With its soaring population, Indonesia became a major rice importer in 1996, angering local rice farmers upset with the cheaper imports. Government policies attempted to halt the imports and assist Indonesian farmers to increase their yields. On the island of Bali, upland farmers for centuries cultivated a local strain of “red rice.” More nutritious than polished white rice, the red rice is high in Vitamins A and B and helped fight malnourishment. Yet it produced just one to two crops yearly, with lower yields. The government began fining farmers who continued to plant red rice. That’s how the people of Bali went from eating organic red rice to ingesting a hybrid, sprayed rice that was polished white. Robin Lim, who runs a non-profit clinic outside the town of Ubud in Bali, assists local women with childbirth. Writing in Midwifery Today, she related how the change in diet affected the indigenous people: “According to Mangku Liyer, a healer priest in Pengo Sekan, Bali, ‘Within the first season of the new rice I saw women dying, so many dying, bleeding too much after childbirth. Before, when a woman would bleed too much, I could stop the bleeding with herbs and young coconut water. After we began to eat the new rice, I could no longer help the women. I only could help bury them.’ “In June 1998 we arrived at Baguio, Philippines, the home of my mother,” Lim continued. “I immediately began to catch babies for the marginalized mountain people. I was astonished to find that these Filipino women, unlike the Indonesian women I had helped, were not hemorrhaging after giving birth. Their secret seemed to be in their food. They were eating organically grown red rice and sweet potatoes. Unfortunately women living a more modern lifestyle (in either the Philippines or Indonesia) in the city and eating commercially grown white rice and fast foods, had higher blood pressure and more postpartum blood loss.” The phenomenon has parallels in studies of the local-kine diet on various ethnic groups in Hawai‘i. The “Waianae Diet” study revealed that a

return to more traditional foods of taro, yams, fruits, vegetables and fish could help moderate a wide variety of diet-related illnesses like obesity, heart disease, high blood pressure, stroke, cancer and diabetes—diseases that today plague Native Hawaiians. But who would guess that much of the poi consumed throughout the Hawaiian Islands is made from taro imported from Fiji? Clearly, the worldwide food production chain is a bizarre mish-mash of unlikely scenarios, built upon WTO policies and giant agri-business and fuel company investments, with little regard to local environmental concerns or social justice. But The Future of Food, with its share of gloom and doom about how market and political forces are changing what the world eats, also offers hope. It explores alternatives to large-scale industrial agriculture, placing organic and sustainable agriculture as real solutions to today’s farm crisis. The Big Island recently commissioned a report, the Island of Hawaii Food System Project Report, prepared by Rocky Mountain Institute. It noted that Hawai‘i has just an eight-day food supply, and relies on imports for more than 90 percent of the food consumed. The Big Island is also hosting a Food Security Symposium in October 2007. The Hawai‘i report clearly reveals that for the people of Hawai‘i to become better prepared, safer and more secure, we must increase the amount of food that we produce and consume locally. No similar studies are underway for Maui. But there’s much talk throughout the islands of using ag lands to raise crops to convert to ethanol or biodiesel. Yet, other possibilities are intriguing, and possibly vital to our survival. Claire Kellerman is the founder of the Maui Permaculture Network, and is an enthusiastic practitioner of the land use and community building movement that focuses upon the harmonious integration of humans, plants, animals, soils, and water into a sustainable design system. She notes that Permaculture design principles are based on an ethical, conscious approach to the environment, encouraging self-sufficient human settlements and preservation of Earth’s ecosystems. One element of the design is that rather than rows of monoculture, mixed plantings of annuals and perennials, or “food forests” are created. Key to the permaculture design is establishing agricultural systems that mimic natural ecologies. Kellerman will teach a VITEC course at Maui Community College this fall, called “The Art of Living Sustainably; Creating a Personal Action Plan.” Whether it takes a hurricane ravaging the islands as a wake-up call, it will be wise to support such efforts that help clarify wise personal choices, and enhance the

THE CONTINUING CRISIS Widower Charlie Bonn Kemp, 77, of Vero Beach, Fla., took especially hard the loss of his wife, Lee, in 2006 because she was unquestionably the love of his life even though the couple stopped having sex even before they got married in 1978, according to a June St. Petersburg Times profile. Lee had been Charlie’s gay lover for 26 years, until revealing in 1978 that he could no longer resist the urge to become a woman, and especially a housewife. Such was their attachment that, following Lee’s full sex change, she and Charlie decided to take advantage of Lee’s new status and legally marry and continue their devotion, even though Charlie remained sexually attracted only to men.

THIS IS A PROBLEM Kenya, in addition to the usual problems of a developing African nation (poverty, tribal frictions), has recently endured the rise in power of the Mungiki, which is a secret society that is (according to a June New York Times dispatch) “part Sicilian Mafia, part Chicago street gang, with a little of the occult sprinkled in.” Police say the members aim to destabilize the country in the midst of the current political campaign by devil-worshipping acts of violence (skinning heads, drinking human blood from jerrycans). A district commissioner in Nairobi said the Mungiki had threatened her with genital mutilation. The gang originated in the 1990s much as organized crime in the U.S. did, by taking over such urban enterprises as bus transit and garbage collection.

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their surprise in finding, via brain scans, that a normally functioning 44-year-old man had a brain “more than 50 percent to 75 percent” smaller than average, consisting of little more than a thin sheet of brain material surrounding a large fluid buildup. The man is employed as a French government bureaucrat.

TRUE LOVE Northbrook, Ill., husband Arthur Friedman persuaded his wife that after 10 years’ marriage, they should become mate-swapping swingers, which he thought would enhance their relationship. His wife, reluctant at first, began to participate and eventually fell in love with another swinging husband, an event that precipitated the Friedmans’ breakup, reported the Chicago Sun-Times. Friedman, with an inadequate appreciation of irony, sued the husband under Illinois’ alienation-of-affection law, and in June, a jury actually found in his favor, for $4,802.87. However, the soon-to-bedivorced Mrs. Friedman said she felt humiliated by the implication that she had been “worth” just $480 a year.

FINE POINTS OF THE LAW The New Zealand Herald reported in June that a prostitute may be eligible for worker’s compensation based on her having been injured when the car in which she was riding plunged down a hillside. Because the driver was a john who was taking her to a site he had chosen for their encounter, the Prostitutes Collective trade union said hers were “workplace” injuries.

YIKES! In June, Pfc. Duncan Schneider finished training with his Oregon Army National Guard unit, immediately married his longtime girlfriend, and prepared for deployment to Iraq; the marriage means that Schneider’s unit’s first sergeant is now his mother-in-law. MTW

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t’s midday, and we’re walking toward the Food Court on the upper-level of the Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center. My 18-month-old son Jack feels like a humungous, animated baked potato strapped to my back. Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) fighter Kendall Grove— who is walking with us—is trying to appear smaller. He’s unconscious of his efforts, but they are telltale to me. Thankfully, each step he takes is not at full stride. I’m already taking three quick steps to match one of his. His heavily tattooed arms and legs are incredibly long—limbs like a Daddy Long Leg—hence his nickname, “Da Spyder.” At six-feet, six inches and weighing just 185 pounds, “gangly” is the first word that comes to mind. His whole frame bows down a bit as he walks—seemingly in deference to my short stature and rather than bad posture. “Sorry about my boy,” I say. I’m concerned that he’ll mistake my son’s presence as a lack of professionalism. Yes, Grove is a Maui boy, but over the past year he’s become a professional athlete whose fame is coupled with reality show (Spike TV’s The Ultimate Fighter 3) stardom. Grove’s been interviewed countless times and mixed martial arts (MMA) is huge. MMA’s been reported on in publications from Sports Illustrated to Time Magazine. The Internet is swarming with fighter interviews, fan pages, forums and info sites. “Oh no!” Grove says, his large face lighting up, before I can explain the circumstances that led to my son’s presence. “I totally love kids!” I watch him as he tells me about each of his eight nephews. He becomes animated–his walk more like a lope, with big hand motions. Now he reminds me of a gargantuan puppy, oblivious to the havoc he can cause with a misstep. “All boys,” he says. He pauses, then laughs. “Chances are I’ll have the girl,” he says. “I’m fucked.”

watched Grove fight a few years ago on Maui, and his development as a fighter over the past year has been nothing short of phenomenal. When he went up against Ed “Short Fuse” Herman in June 2006, he

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was a beast. Herman at first seemed to dominate the first round, but wasn’t able to get a lock on Grove, who used his long limbs to counter and escape. During the second and third round, the men kept switching places on the mat for some serious ground and pound action. At one point, Grove landed a big knee to Herman’s body and had him in a tight rearnaked choke at the end of the third round. But Herman refused to submit, sending the fight to decision. Grove ended up winning by unanimous decision, but it was a close thing. The fight was named the third best of the UFC in 2006. At the Ka‘ahumanu Center, Grove and I sit at an outdoor table near Edo. Currently training for an Aug. 25 fight against Canadian Patrick Cote at the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas for UFC 74, Grove is on a strict diet of good-for-you stuff like protein shakes and fish. He’s been living in Vegas with his father consistently for three years and currently trains with fellow fighters Heavyweight Champion Randy Couture, Forrest Griffin, Mike Pyle, Jay Heron, Tyson Griffin, John Alessio, Greg Meaner, Alex Schoenauer and Troy Mandaloniz. For past fights, he’s trained up with former light heavyweight champion Tito Ortiz and Team Punishment in Big Bear, California. “I like to keep my body guessing,” he says of his current, six-day-a-week training regimen. “I get bored easy,” says Grove. “I went six five-minute rounds sparring and felt good about it. I questioned my cardio before, but I feel good about it now. I really think of my body as a temple while I’m training. I try to eat organic stuff. Have you tried the banana chips from that place in Paia [Mana Foods]? I promise you, they are so good.” Jack and I leave him at the table to hit McDonald’s for some real sustenance–French fries, apple juice and chocolate chip cookies. While I’m struggling back to our table, loaded up with the baby, snacks, notebook, purse and highchair, Grove spots me and immediately jumps up and runs across the food court to help. It’s the first time that I see him at full form—standing tall and moving quickly. He’s a big, big boy. It’s easy for me to see why women watching from

home fell for Grove during TUF 3. His features aren’t delicate, but a mix of Hawaiian, Samoan, Caucasian and Native American blood leaves him with deep dark eyes, a strong nose and dimples. He’s got boatloads of charisma and is engaging when he speaks. I’ll describe him as almost pretty, but I wouldn’t recommend repeating that if you’re a dude. Maui’s small, and I know without asking that he has a cute local girlfriend of about three years named Alana Souza. I’ve seen her, and she’s adorable. But part of me wonders how in the world a young guy in a testosterone filled sport swarming with groupies, pin-ups and octagon girls stays faithful. “I love my girl with all my heart,” Grove says. “She understands me. She knows that we both need to sacrifice some time to get where we want to get. Those other girls, the groupies and stuff are just there to ruin your life. I’ve seen guys from the show who started off with wives and girlfriends lose them because they gave in to it. “She’s been going to school and now she’s looking to move to Vegas, but we’re not going to live together,” he continues. “She’s doing her thing, I’m doing mine. She supports me and doesn’t think about right now, but the future. I love her and I hope to marry her some day.”

ask him about his numerous tattoos. He starts to count them off for me—arms, bottom lip… I find myself focusing on the huge tattoo of King Kamehameha on his back, inked under the word “Kekoa”–the warrior. He also has a large dream catcher on his arm in celebration of his Native American ancestry. “I have a lot of native blood,” he says. “I got it on both sides of my family.” Grove comes from a large family of six kids. He’s the youngest of three boys. How does your mom feel having her baby-boy fighting? I ask, thinking about my own son. “Aw, she doesn’t like it,” he says. “You know? A mother’s love. She can’t stand seeing us in pain. Football in high school, I could be running track and she would have a hard time watching, but she supports me. She was in the hospital, and I wanted to stay. But she tells me, ‘No,

Kendall, go back to the Mainland and train.’ She knows that fighting brings me joy. She tells me, ‘Educate and bring hope back to the people [of Maui].’” Grove takes his position as a role model–especially to kids–seriously. At first glance, the concept may seem strange–a person paid to put a hardcore whooping on another man as someone for our kids to look up to? “Fighters are modern day gladiators,” he says. “I love to fight. It’s in me. If I was born hundreds of years ago, I would be on the front lines fighting with my chief protecting my land and my family. As humanity progresses and evolves, there’s still going to be men who inside are meant to be warriors. I’ll always be a warrior, you know? Today, it’s kinda illegal to just go out and kill people. As a man, this [fighting] is the closest thing to what is inside us to do. As Hawaiians, men are raised to protect. I think about how strong our race is. It makes me fight harder. I want everybody to remember what a strong and proud race we are.” As he speaks, I can feel all eyes on us. Grove, who won a six-figure UFC contract as a middleweight with his win against fellow contender Ed Herman last year on TUF 3, is easily recognizable by millions of people. According to the MMA Ring Report, 2.4 million people watched the season premiere. “Ratings for the show are constantly beating out the NBA playoffs, NHL playoffs, and any baseball game that happens to be on for their Thursday night time slot in the hard to reach 21 to 35 year old male demographic,” reports SportsColumn.com. A few people come up and ask him to pose for pictures. He loves it and goes along. I ask him what it’s like–suddenly being famous, especially coming from such a small place like Maui. “It’s crazy. It’s cool, though,” he says. “After my win against Ed [Herman], there was a sea of people waiting. It was like from here, where we are now”—he stands up and points across the mall—“to Macy’s, full of people. It took me so long to get from one end to the other. I stopped and signed every autograph that people asked for. Tito [Ortiz] made it clear that you have to take care of the fans. If people don’t love it, I wouldn’t get to do it.” Of course, fame can also open the door to confrontation and criticism. There’s been Internet chatter between angry fans about the hype leading to the notorious abortive boxing exhibition between Tito Ortiz and UFC President Dana White this past April. I ask Grove how much of it is staged for publicity and how much of it is real. “I can’t honestly answer that,” he says. “[Regarding other matchups] Sometimes rivalry makes it a better show. Sometimes fighters really hate each other.” People talk story about Grove’s alleged bar altercations here on the islands–guys claiming they went “blow for blow” with him. Grove doesn’t deny that he sometimes finds himself in a fight outside the octagon, but claims he doesn’t go out looking for trouble. “There’s a lot of pride,” he says. “Especially in Hawai‘i. I feel like people are like, ‘If I knock out Kendall, that’s something big to tell everybody.’ But I never start a fight. If I go out and someone’s on me, I’ll try to diffuse it. But if not… I’ll have it. I’m a fighter.” Grove’s also been criticized in UFC fan web forums for things that he’s said and done—most notably, his reported use of marijuana.

“There’s a time and a place for it,” he says. “It’s a touchy subject. I mean, you never hear of anyone dying from smoking too much weed, but you go ahead and try take 10 Tylenol and that’ll be the last headache you ever have.” How are you going to explain the situation to a mom who calls you on it? I ask. “That’s a really hard question,” he says after a several false starts. “I mean, I would never want some kid to do something that could get him into trouble or whatever because of me. In fact, I hide smoking weed from the kids. I never smoke around kids or when I teach, and I never smoke when I train. I don’t know. I’m a Rasta, you know? I grew up like this. But that’s a tough one.”

rove wants to come home to Maui in the next four years and open a MMA school. He also has his heart set on starting up an after school program for kids. “Kind of like a Boy’s and Girl’s club,” he says. “Whatever they want, whatever they need, I’m gonna provide it for them. If they need tutors, I’ll bring in tutors. Ice is big here on Maui, and I want to keep the kids busy and away from it.” Grove has dyslexia, and reading is a big challenge for him. “Jack-Jack,” he says, referring to my son, “can probably read better than me. No, seriously. It’s challenging. I don’t want kids to have to deal with it. I want to help them. On Maui, we gotta stick together and help each other. If I can do something to make one kid’s life better, I can die a happy man.” When I ask him what it’s like now that he’s living it up under a “six-figure contract,” he laughs. “I’m not getting paid that much,” he says. “I don’t get paid until I fight. And then I go months without a paycheck. Right now I got four guys living with me who don’t pay rent. They’re my boys from Hawai‘i and they wanted to come up and train, so I said come up. You can live with me. They have their first fights in September. I always tell my boys, ‘When I’m on top, you’re on top.’ I’m simple. Just because I got famous doesn’t mean I’m going to be some Hollywood motherfucker.” During his first year under contract, he’ll earn $12,000 to fight and other $12,000 to win. By his third year he’ll bump up to $24,000 to fight and $24,000 to win. “I don’t give a fuck about the money,” he says. “I’ve been poor my whole life. Mama raised me right. I spend money on important stuff. I drive a ’94 Dodge Intrepid with no tints, no sounds and no a/c. One headlight’s out and it makes this tick that sounds like there’s a bomb that’s going to explode in it. I covered it in stickers. I don’t expect the car thing to change soon. It’ll be my fourth summer in Vegas with no air. Everyone loves my car. Except, the hot part.” In days, Grove will find himself in the Octagon again. He’s been on a winning streak for the past four fights and has a professional record of 10-3-0. While the UFC is famous for entertaining grudge matches that add hype and boost the show’s appeal, there has been no trash talk from Grove on his opponent, Patrick Cote. “I talked shit about one guy and he gave me a reality check,” Grove says with a chuckle. “He knocked me the fuck out. Just know that when I get in there, I’m not fighting for just me, I’m fighting for our whole island. I put that on myself. I’ve worked hard, trained hard. I’m representing all of us. It takes sacrifice and heart.” MTW

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Where Time Stands Still Stopwatch Bar & Grill is Upcountry’s neighborhood one-stop pub

Stopwatch Bar and Grill 1127 Makawao Ave., 572-1380. Open daily 11 a.m. to midnight or later. $ As a bar, Stopwatch functions most prominently as a neighborhood tavern. Its blue-collar regulars hail mainly from the upcountry region, and generally stop in after work, during lunch break or on a well-earned day off. It’s easy to assume that, for them, time

stands still—thankfully, as they sip their happy hour brew or libation of choice. Occasionally a patron can witness a random family or tourist couple wander in, breathless and wearing windbreakers, possibly from a recent biking excursion down the crater. But more often than not, the expansive horseshoe-shaped bar will be filled with the friendly local gentry, casually drinking beer and chatting freely with one another. Stopwatch is also an occasional sports bar, housing no less than four regular and two large screen televisions, with an appropriately raucous game-time ambience. This lively intermittent event is thwarted by the bar’s lush tropical surroundings. The patio offers bicoastal sunset views that throw an amber glow across the faces of patrons sitting in wooden chairs and atop barstools, as well as on the flushed visages of the affable, briskly moving bar staff.

Later in the week, after the sun goes down, Stopwatch plays host to a myriad of local bands, mostly of the classic rock, country and blues genres. On these nights, the live group of musicians will set up against the wall facing the bar, with a small square floor in between marked for dancing, next to a rock bridge lined with greenery that marks a path to the modest but clean restrooms. Of course, Stopwatch also features a full kitchen serving a respectable menu of American comfort foods, with some local flourishes. The usual suspects of tavern fare—Buffalo wings, jalapeno poppers, onion rings—are served hot and crispy, along with a surprisingly meaty and succulent barbeque ribs appetizer. They also offer this diner’s favorite fry, cut in hearty steak wedges and lightly browned to bronze-tinged golden perfection. They make fresh soups daily; a Caesar salad—or one with Haiku greens—can be topped with grilled mahi. Sandwiches run the gamut from Reuben or roast beef au jus to grilled smoked turkey and cheese or a garden veggie burger. You can top them with teriyaki sauce or sauteed mushrooms, onions and/or

Below: Cheeseburger with fries

Above: Cajun Ahi sandwich topped with homemade coleslaw and served with a homemade Thai dipping sauce Right: Bartender Lori Hoene serving a frosty one

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bell peppers for little more than a dollar. There are nightly chef specials, usually featuring a fresh, locally caught fish filet, served with steamed white rice, fries or garlic mashed potatoes, along with soup or salad. And the menu lists entrees like New York steak, jumbo fried shrimp, fish and chips and Thai veggie stir fry, all offered at moderate prices. But the crowd pleaser at this establishment does seem to be the burger, in all its third-pound, Maui-grown beef glory. The juicy, all-American classic comes grilled medium-well, can be topped with a number of the usual cheeses, as well as bacon, and appears most adept at feeding the hungry, tired, working and sporting classes in equal measures. MTW Photos: Sean Michael Hower

When it comes to making initial determinations about a restaurant’s overall concept, you should always pay attention to the name. The Stopwatch Bar & Grill in Makawao is a bar, primarily. And a very good one, at that.

DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

CENTRAL MAUI Ajiyoshi Okazuya Hawai`i/Maui Diner -

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to pick

Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine. M-Sat

Sam Sato’s, Inc. - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 1750

up. They even deliver. M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10

11 - 9 p.m. Sun 5 p.m.-9 p.m. Mon, Wed, Sat night-

Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-7124. $

a.m.-2 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$

club 9 p.m.-1 a.m.. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873-

Japanese and local. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and

0220. $$

Sheik’s Restaurant - Local. M-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10

4:30-8:30 p.m. 385 Hoohana St., 5C,

Down To Earth - Natural food store with salad bar,

Kahului, 877-9080. $

hot bar, deli and pastries. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su,

Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10

8 a.m.-8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-2661. $

p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$

chow fun. M-F, 9 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Hobron

Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine. M,

Market Street Cafe - Eclectic. M - F , 11 a.m.- 2:30

p.m. Cameron Center, 95 Mahalani St., Wailuku.

Ave next to KT&S. 344-0239. $

7 a.m. - 4 p.m. Tu-Sun, 7 a.m. 4 p.m. & 5 p.m. - 9 p.m.

p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $

249-8955. $

Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6

Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. M-Th, 7

p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave.,

Kahului, 877-0121. $ Simply Healthy Cafe - Hawaiian. M-F, 11 a.m.-2

Allrighht Grinds - Local plate lunches and

Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-0073. $$ AK’s Cafe - Locally inspired comfort food. Lunch, T-F, 11 a.m. - 2:00 p.m. and dinner (T-

El Corita - Mexican. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 9

Sa)5-9 p.m. 1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-

a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $

p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822.

a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7 a.m.-4

Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-F,

p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $

8774.$

Fiesta Time - Mexican taqueria. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5

6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092

Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate

p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $

Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $

lunches. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.-6

Fran’s Island Grill - Local. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.; F-

Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F, 7

p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 340 Hana Hwy.,

Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 242-

a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m.

Kahului, 877-4950. $

8580. $

444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $

Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70

E. Ka`aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $ Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-4 p.m.

1740 Ka`ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 243-2243. $

Archie’s - Japanese. M-Sa 10:30 a.m.-1:30

Genki Sushi - Sushi. Su-Th 11 a.m. 9 p.m.; F-Sa 11

Maui Grill & Bento - Japanese, Korean, local. M-

p.m.; M-Th, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1440

a.m.-3 p.m., 5-10 p.m.; Daily take-out only 3-5 p.m.

F, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. 2050 Main St.,

Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $

Maui Mall, 873-7776.

Wailuku, 249-2161. $

Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi, Japanese. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Ka`ahumanu

Center, 877-8744. $ Asian Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-

Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches. M-

Maui Mix Plate - Traditional Hawai’ian. M-Th, 9

9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1764 Wili

Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-

a.m.-9 p.m.; F,-Sa, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8

Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-1833. $

8282. $

p.m. 70 Ka`ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $

Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the

Hanafuda Saimin - Local. M-Th 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m.

Maui Ocean Grill - Sandwiches and salads. Daily

Takamiya Market - Local. M-Sa 5:30 a.m.-6:30

title. Daily, Rest.10 a.m.-9 p.m., Bar 11 a.m.-

F-Sat 9 a.m.-12 p.m. 199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-

p.m. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $

2 a.m. 65 Kaahumanu Ave #23, Kahului,

9033. $

10 a.m.-9 p.m. 270 Dairy Road, Kahului. 8930263. $

10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-11 p.m.; M, 6 a.m.-3 p.m.

1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $

877-7776. $

Home Maid Bakery - Bakery, breakfast and lunch

Maui Tacos - Island Mexican fast food. M-Sa, 9:30

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9

bentos. Daily 5 a.m.-10 p.m. 1005 Lower Main St.,

a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9:30 a.m.- 5 p.m. Queen Ka`ahu-

p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd.,

Wailuku, 244-4150. $

manu Center, Kahului, 871-7726. $

Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese

Mel’s Catering & Fast Food - Local, Filipino. M-

Bentos and Banquets - Local comfort food.

and local cuisine. M-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. & 5 p.m.-9

Th, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-6

M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Catering available 7 days

p.m.; Sa, 10:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. & 5p.m.-9 p.m.

p.m. 1032C L. Main St., Wailuku, 249-8533. $

a week. 85 N. Church, Wailuku, 244-1124 or

Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977. $$

Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily, 10 a.m.-

Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.

9 p.m. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 244-7888. $

and 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 244-7276. $

Nazo’s Restaurant - Local, Japanese. Daily, 8:30

IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6

a.m.-2:30 p.m.; M-Sa, 5-9:30 p.m. 1063 L. Main

a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $

St., Wailuku, 244-0529. $

JB’s Kitchen - Local food. M - F 10 a.m.-2 p.m.; 5

Pearl’s BBQ. - Korean BBQ. M-Sa 10:30 a.m. - 9

- 8 p.m.; Sat 10 a.m.-2 p.m. 1546 Mill St, Wailuku,

p.m.; Su 10:30 a.m. - 6 p.m. 275 W Kaahumanu

244-9616. $

Ave, Kahului. 877-0788. $

Kahului, 877-2400. $

276-2349 for banquets. $ Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395

Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $ Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Cafe - German cuisine. M-F, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m.

335 Ho`ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$

Piñata’s - Mexican. M-Sa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 11

daily, 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Waikapu,

a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $

Wailuku, 244-0852. $$

242-6000. $$

Rainbow Dining Room - Buffet-style restaurant.

Club Diane - Pupus. Daily, 2 p.m.-2 a.m. 350

Kahului Ale House - Pub fare. 11 a.m.-1:30 a.m.

Daily, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Maui Beach Hotel, Kahului,

Hoohana St., Kahului, 871-2182. $

355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $

877-0051. $$

Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. M, 9

Koho Grill & Bar - American and local. Su, M 7

Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St.,

a.m.-4 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W.

a.m.-10 p.m; Tu-Th 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; F-Sa 7 a.m.-mid-

Wailuku, 242-1471. $

Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $

night. Bar stays open serving drinks, pupus & burg-

Kahului, 871-7782. $ Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and sushi. M-F, 11

Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, 877-5588. Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 52 N. Market St., Kahului, 243-5696. $

a.m.- 2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-10 p.m.

Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th,

333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$

5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele

Denny’s - Open 24 hours. 430 Kele St.,

Kahului, 873-5550. $ Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant -

St., Kahului, 893-0883. $ L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su-Th, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380. $

10:30 p.m. 70 E. Ka`ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 873-

0225. $ Tiffany’s - Local, Asian. Daily, 10:30-2 a.m. 1424

Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $ Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style and a la carte. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St.,

TJ’s Warehouse Bento and Catering - Bentos, Okazu, Ramen, Asian. 9 a.m-2 p.m. 875 Alua St. (in

Kahili - Pacific rim. Daily, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Pupus

p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St.,

10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-

Wailuku, 242-4371. $

M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 28 N. Market Street,

ers only from 10-11 p.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave.,

Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine. Su, Tu-Th, 6 a.m.-

Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food. Daily,

Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar.

Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.-8

Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. M-Sa, 7 a.m.3 p.m. 395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779.

Royal Island Drive In - Local. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 242-

8813. $

Maui Chemical Building), 244- 7311. $ Tokyo Tei - Local and Asian. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. and 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku,

242-9630. $

Sandwiches, Breakfast & Lunch

• Best handmade bagel on Maui

Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Su, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center,

Kahului, 248-7829. $ Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Thai. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-

1567. $$ Saigon Cafe - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9:30

Chinese. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9

Main Street Bistro - Upscale comfort food. M-F, 11

p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku,

p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $

a.m.-7 p.m. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816. $

243-9560. $$

• Free internet access • Daily specials • Shave Ice

Ask for Kama`aina Discount

2395 S. Kihei Rd.

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(Across from Kam 1 Beach)

875-7668 AUGUST 16, 2007

DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Tom’s MiniMart - Local. M-F, 6 a.m.-6 p.m.;

Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Deli. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.

Dominos Pizza - Pizza. Su-Th 11 a.m.- 11 p.m., Fr-

Joe’s Bar and Grill - Fine dining. Nightly, from

Sa, 7 a.m.-6 p.m. 372 Waiehu Beach Rd.,

2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $

Sa 11 a.m.-Midnight. 1215 S. Kihei Rd, 874-6000. $

5:30-9:30 p.m. Wailea Tennis Center, 875-7767. $$$

Waiehu, 244-2323. $ Unisan - Sushi and more. M-F, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa, 5-10 p.m. 2102 Vineyard St.,

Wailuku, 244-4500. $$

Big Wave Cafe - American, Hawaiian. Daily, 7:30

Duo - Steak and seafood. 6-9 p.m. Four Seasons,

Joy’s Place - Organic foods. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-3 p.m.

a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $

Wailea, 874-8000. $$

1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $

Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine. Poolside.

East Ocean - Chinese, Cantonese and Mandarine

Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Tacos, pasta, and fried

cuisine with a lunch buffet. Daily 11 a.m. - 9:30

seafood. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Kukui Mall, 891-

p.m. Kamaole Shopping Center, Kihei. $

1400. $

11 a.m.-9 p.m. Grand Wailea, 875-1234. $$

Valley Isle Seafood - Luau stew, seafood. M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului,

873-4847. $ Waikapu on 30 - Local favorites. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m. - 4 p.m. 1486

Hona`apililani Hwy, Waikapu, 242-1130. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St.,

Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m.

Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill - Kava

a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd.,

Ma`alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$

Kihei, 875-2910. $

Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-

Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Deli and spirits. M-Sa,

9 p.m. Ma`alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$

10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei

Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sandwich-

Rd., 875-9582. $ Fat Daddy’s Smokehouse - BBQ. M-Sa 11:30 a.m.-

879-4700. $

3 p.m. & 5-8 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd, 879-8711. $

Prince Hotel, 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111. $$

Kava with a cafe. Da Sushi Bar inside as well.

Cafe O’Lei - Asian fusion. T-Su, 10:30 a.m.-3:30

Su-Th, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m.

p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Sushi bar until 10 p.m. 2439 S.

333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

Kihei Rd., 891-1368. $

Kihei Caffe - American and local. Daily, 5 a.m.-8 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ Koishi Sushi Bar - Sushi. M-Sa 6 p.m.- 10 p.m.,

es. Daily 7 a.m.-7 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei,

Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese. 6-11 a.m. Maui

Wailuku, 242-7928. $

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican. M-Sa, 10

2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8258. $ Kusina Oriental - Oriental. Tu-Sa 6:30 a.m.- 6:30

p.m., 1295 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8317. $ L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani

Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $

Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian. 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Four

Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$

Life’s A Beach - American. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m.

1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $ Fiesta Time - Mexican. Tu-Su 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 300

Ma`alaea Rd., 244-5862. $

Longhi’s - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. M-F, 8 a.m.-11 p.m.; Sa-Su, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750

Five Palms Restaurant - Pacific Rim. 8 a.m.-9

Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$

p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$ Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. Daily, 12-3

SOUTH MAUI Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood, chicken, ribs. Daily 11 a.m.-9 p.m.

1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $

Fred’s Mexican Cafe - Mexican. Daily, 7 a.m.-12

(Food service ends at 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd.,

Wailea, 875-4100. $$

a.m. 2492 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-8600. $

879-9944. $

Capische? - Contemporary Italian. Nightly, 6-9:30

Gian Don’s - Formerly Marco’s Southside Grill,

Ma`alaea Grill - Eclectic. 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 300

Italian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei

Ma`alaea Rd., Ma`alaea, 243-2206. $$

p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$

Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $ Antonio’s - Italian cuisine. Lunch Tu-Su 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Daily 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215

S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$

Rd., 874-4041. $$

cuisine. Daily 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-

0133. $$

The Shops at Wailea, 874-8990. The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-7 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. Azeka Place II, Kihei, 875-

Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees,

a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukuli`i

Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-

Greek Bistro - Greek. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 2511 S.

continental cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. Milowai

Kihei Rd., 879-9330. $$

Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$

Hanafuda Saimin - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-11 p.m.;

Matteo’s - Italian kitchen. M-F, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sa-

Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd, 879-9033. $

Su, 5-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Ike Dr, Wailea, 874-1234. $$

Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - Salad and hot

Maui Tacos - Mexican fast food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9

bar. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $

p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center,

Hula Moons - Breakfast buffet. Island fusion din-

879-5005. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $

sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $

Ashley’s Cafe - Local, American. M-Sa, 7:30

Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and

Cheeseburger Island Style - Casual American.

4244. $

Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian

LuLu’s - American and local. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m.

p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani,

ner. Daily, 6:30-11 a.m. and 5-10 p.m. Marriott, Da Kitchen - Local. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei

Wailea, 879-1922. $$

Rd., Kihei, 875-7782. $ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Denny’s - Open 24 hours. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei,

Polynesian. Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea

879-8600. $

Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$

Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli and more. Daily, 11 a.m.-

Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean. Daily, 11

10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, 879-3262. $

a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-1811. $$

p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Piilani Village Center,

Dog & Duck - Irish Pub. Daily 11 a.m.- 2 a.m. 1913

Jawz Tacos - Island-style taqueria. Daily, 11 a.m.-9

Kihei, 875-6400. $

S. Kihei Rd, 875 - 9669. $

p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $

8600. $ BadaBing! - Italian. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S.

Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9

Maui Thai - Thai. M-F, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 59:30 p.m. The Rainbow Mall, 2439 S. Kihei Rd,

874-5605. $ Maui’s Sweet Spot - Ice cream parlor. Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd., 879-8611. $ Moose McGillycuddys - Pub fare. Daily, 11 a.m.12:30 a.m. Food service ends at 11 p.m. 2511 S.

Kihei Rd., 891-8600. $$ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Irish pub. Daily, 8 a.m.2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining, Pacific rim. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea,

879-7224. $$$ Outback Steak House - Steaks, shrimp-on-the-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Nightly, 4-10 p.m. 281

Pi`ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$ Philly’s Blue Plate Diner - American diner cuisine. Daily, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 891-

2595. $

Win fabulous food prizes

Pita Paradise - Casual Mediterranean-style cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village

Center, 875-7679. $ Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd., 891-2002. $

AUGUST 16, 2007

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-3

Tradewinds Deli and Market - Deli sandwiches

John Paul Fine Foods - Prepared dishes, sand-

Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim. Daily, 8 a.m.-

p.m.; Nightly, 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei

and local produce. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m -

wiches and cheeses. M-F, 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 11

9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $

Rd., 874-0813. $

7 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 20 Hauoli St., Ma`alaea

a.m.-5 p.m. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani, 572-7100.

Harbor, 242-9161. $

Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and

Kimura Saimin Shop - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.

Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$

more. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel,

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $

Ruth Chris Steakhouse - Meaty fine din-

2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$

Kitada’s - Local. M-Sa, 6:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. 3617

ing. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 3750, Wailea Alanui

Vietnamese

Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $

Dr., 874-8880. $$$

Americanized options. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m.

Komoda Store and Bakery - Local bakery with

Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1202 Makawao Ave., 572-

Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar -

Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$

mini-mini-mart. M-Tu and Th-F, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sa, 7

7808. $

Japanese-inspired Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5:30-

Wailea Pizza Co. - Pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.

a.m.-2 p.m. 3674 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-

Wailea Town Center, 874-1234. $$

7261. $

Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees.

10 p.m.; Th-Sa 10 p.m.-1 a.m. late night sushi

Cuisine

Vietnamese

with

and appetizers 50% off 21 & over w/ID.

1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004. $$

Waterfront Deli - Sandwiches, salads, dessert. Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. Whaler’s General Store,

Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary

Shops at Wailea, 891-2039. $

Italian. Nightly, 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei

Rd., 875-7555. $$$ Seascape at Maalaea - Seafood, chicken and quiche. Daily, 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Maui

Ocean Center Aquarium, 270-7043. Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m-10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive,

Wailea, 875-8080. $$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Japanese style fondue. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd.,

875-8366. $ Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1770 S Kihei Rd., 874-0331. $

9:30 p.m. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $

Café 808 - Local diner-style. Daily, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.

4566 Lower Kula Rd., 878-6874. $ Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m. 3620 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 572-

4877. $ Café Des Amis - Crepes and Mediterranean fare. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia,

579-6323. $

Serpico's Pizzeria and Restaurant - Traditional Italian American cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.

Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restau-

Corner of Old Haleakala Hwy and Aewa Pl.,

rant. W-Su, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Pizza W-Su, 5-9 p.m.

Pukalani, 572-8498. $

Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $ Stopwatch - Fish, steak, burgers. 1127 Makawao

a.m.-9 p.m. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $

Upcountry Fresh Tamales & Mixed Plate -

Haleakala Hwy, Kula, 878-3523. $

Mexican and local favorites. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-8 p.m, La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie.

Su 6 a.m.-3 p.m. Pukalani Terrace Center, 55

We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd.,

Pukalani St., 572-8258. $

878-1313. $$ Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. M-Sa, 8 a.m.Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-

9 p.m. Haiku Marketplace, 810 Kokomo Rd., 575-

10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-12 a.m. 137 Hana Highway,

9588. $

Paia, 579-6009. $ Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Lynne’s Cafe - Homestyle local food. Daily,

9363. $

preparations and salad bar. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. Cafe O Lei - Stylish Hippie. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m.

Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends at

3669 Baldwin Ave., Ste 101, Makawao, 573-9065. $

12 a.m.) Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. $

Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and deli by

8:30 a.m. - 9 p.m.; F-Sa 8:30 - 10 p.m. Coffee ends

Spago - Gourmet cuisine a la Wolfgang

day. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao

at 5 p.m. daily. 3647 Baldwin Ave, Makawao, 573-

Puck. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons

Ave., 572-0220. $$

9044. $

Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Pizza and comfort food. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 142 Hana Hwy.,

2p.m. and 5-9:30 p.m. The Maui Coast

Paia, 579-9453. $

Sports Page Bar & Grill - Gourmet pub fare. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-

0602. $

Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily, 6 a.m.9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$

Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd.,

Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and Korean. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB.

a.m.-8 p.m. 1169 Makawao Ave., 572-1488. $ Flatbread Co. - Pizza. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 89

WEST MAUI Aloha Bento - Local. 1036 Limahana Pl., G2,

Mama’s Fish House - Fine dining. Daily, 11a.m.-

Lahaina, 661-4888.

2p.m. and 4:30-9:30 p.m. 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579-

Aloha Mixed Plate - Local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10

8488. $$$

p.m. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $

Mana Foods - Natural food store with bakery and

Angelina’s - Coffeehouse with snacks. Daily, 9

deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49 Baldwin Ave,

a.m.-5 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $ The Bakery - Breads, pastries, soup, sandwiches.

Milagros - South American cuisine with island

M-F, 5:30 a.m.-1 p.m.; Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 p.m.; Su,

influence. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 3 Baldwin St., Paia,

5:30-11 a.m. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062.

579-8755. $

Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Daily, 5-9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $

Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli. Daily,

11-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 900

8 a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd., 879-1385. $

Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $$$

Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai. M-Sa, 11

Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking. F-

a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-10 p.m. 1819 S

Su 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 810

Kihei Rd., 875-0839. $

Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $

Tip-Ups Tavern - Mediterranean cuisine. 5

Howzit Bean Coffee Shop and Pizza Fresh -

luxury cuisine. Su-M, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Tu-Sa,

Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 55 Pukalani St., Pukalani

Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8989. $$

Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining. M-F,

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island

Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Chinese cuisine.

Terrace Center, 573-8838

Down to Earth - Hot/salad bars and deli. Daily, 8

2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $

p.m.-12 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$

3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$

Paia, 579-8078. $

Stella Blues Cafe - American comfort food.

874-3779. $$

10:30-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 810

Makawao Sushi & Deli - Coffee, Sushi, M - Th

Spices - Pacific rim with flair. Daily, 7a.m.-

Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$

Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. M-F,

Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish

sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza.

Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$

Ave., 572-1380.

es and salads. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 15427

Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. Daily, 8

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Burgers,

p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $ Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Mexican cantina.

6:15a.m.-10p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575Café Mambo and Picnics - Mediterranean and

Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Deli cuisine and daily baked goods. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Su 7 a.m.-1

Kula Sandalwoods Cafe - Breakfasts, sandwich-

UPCOUNTRY

Pa`ia Fish Market - Fresh seafood. Daily, 11 a.m.-

Coffee, pizza, salads. 1043 Makawao Ave.,

Makawao, 572-2000.

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The Booze Bradas Wed. Night: Alaskan King Crab Thurs. Night: Prime Rib

Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive

11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-

atmosphere with a sushi bar. Daily, 5-10 p.m. 120

9983. $$$

Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

AUGUST 16, 2007

DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Ba-Le - French Vietnamese. Daily, 10 a.m.-

Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126

Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood, island favorites.

Gerard’s - Fine French dining. Nightly, 6-8:30 p.m.

9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $

Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $

Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front St., Lahaina, 661-

by reservation. 174 Lahainaluna St., Lahaina, 661-

5648.

8939. $$$

Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and

Cascades Grill and Sushi Bar - Sushi and Pacific

sushi. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St.,

Rim. Nightly dinner 5:45 -10 p.m., Nightly sushi 5

The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. Daily, 6 a.m.-6

Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian

Lahaina, 667-4051. $

p.m.-10 p.m. Hyatt Ka`anapali, 200 Nohea Kai Dr.,

p.m. Napili Plaza, 669-4170. $

dining. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2291 Ka`anapali Pkwy.,

Banyan Bistro - Meditteranean, eclectic.

Lahaina, 667-4727. $$$

Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice

Daily, 11:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema

Castaway Cafe - Beachside American. Daily, 7:30

Center, Lahaina, 661-0348.

a.m.-9 p.m. Maui Ka`anapali Villas & Resort, 661-

Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine. T-Sa, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 665-7096. $$$ Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Northern Italian cuisine. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2780 Keka`a

Dr., Ka`anapali, 662-3210. $$ K

Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. Daily, 8

Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cui-

China Boat - Mandarin Szechwan. M-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-2

Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m.-9

p.m.;

Nightly,

5-10

p.m.

4474

Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-5089. $

p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, China Bowl - Asian cuisine. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.

661–8141. $

roll memorabilia. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 900

2580 Kekaa St., Ka`anapali, 661-0667. $ Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods

Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style cof-

Lahaina, 661-6193. $

feehouse with two locations. Daily, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.

Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a

4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. and M-Sa, 7

Mexican accent. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina

a.m.-5 p.m., Su 7a.m.-2 p.m. 2580 Keka`a Dr., 667-

Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $

2003. $

Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Daily, 11 a.m.-

Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge

11 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $

oceanside. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m.

505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. Tu-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina

House of Saimin - Local. Old Lahaina Center,

Square, 661-4370. $

667-7572. $

David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cui-

Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining,

Cilantro - Fresh Mexican grill. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9

sine. Nightly from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna,

1940s-style. Daily, 10:30a.m-11p.m Whaler’s

a.m.-12 a.m. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-

p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina,

Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$

Village, Ka`anapali, 667-6636. $$

3111. $$

667-5444. $

Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Daily, 11

i`o - Pacific Rim. Daily, 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St.,

Canoes - Polynesian-American. Daily, 11

CJ’s Deli & Diner - Comfort food. Daily, 7 a.m.-8

a.m.-12 a.m. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana

Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$

a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St.,

p.m. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka`anapali,

Lahaina, 661-0937. $$

667-0968. $

with “Forrest Gump” theme. Daily, 10:30

Manor Shops, 669-0266. $

FRESH SEAFOOD, LOCAL BEEF, AND UPCOUNTRY GREENS

local. Daily, 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843 Waine’e St,

Su, 7:30-2 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5809. $

Lahaina, 667-9616. $

Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$ Fish Market - Fresh Fish. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.

3600 L.Honoapi`ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $

DAILY MAI TAI PARTY 3-5 pm GREAT Sunsets Located oceanside in the Sands of Kahana Resort Just 10 Minutes North of Lahaina Serving Daily 7:30am to 9:00pm 4299 L. Honoapiilani Hwy. 669-5000

AUGUST 16, 2007

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - American and

DJ’s - International local food. M-Sa, 7:30-9 p.m.;

Feast At Lele - Luau. Nightly check-in: 6 p.m. 505

Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $

food. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Waine`e St.,

820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$

pizzas and homemade Pizookies. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $

Hard Rock Cafe - American food amongst rock ‘n

a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $

sine. Sa-Su 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5:30-9 p.m.

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty

cream flavor and watch them create. Daily, 10 a.m.10 p.m. 900 Front St., Bld. B5, Lahaina, 667-2744. $ Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican

9091. $

661-3160. $$

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe. MSa, 6 a.m.-10 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. 3350 Lower

Honoapi`ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $ Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican. Daily,

Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian. Daily, 11 a.m.-12

11:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 2395 Honoapi`ilani Hwy.,

a.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $

Ka`anapali, 661-4500. $

Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch

Kahana Sands Restaurant - American. Daily,

with oceanside setting. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m.

7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy,

5315 Lower Honoapi`ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $

Kahana, 669-5000. $

• Fri. Sat. & Sun Prime Rib $16.95 • Breakfast Buffet All you can eat 8-12 Sat. & Sun.

DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veg-

Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. M-F, 8 a.m.-

Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak.

Tex Mex BBQ - BBQ by smoker oven! Daily, 11

gies and kabobs. Daily, 9:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m.

5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Honokowai,

Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-

a.m.-9 p.m.. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890.

Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $

665-5900. $

8815. $$$

Keka’s Terrace, Sheraton - Breakfast buffet,

Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. Daily,

Saigon Seafood - Vietnamese. M - Sa 10 a.m. - 10

rolls and more. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly from 5

light lunch, steaks and more for dinner. Daily

7:30 a.m.-1:30 a.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-

p.m.; Su 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 888 Wainee St.,

p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $

7758. $

Lahaina 661-9955. $$

Mr. Sub - Subs, salads, soups. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9

Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar -

steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Su, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.;

p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 129 Lahainaluna Rd.,

Japanese inspired Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5:30-10

Nightly 6-9 p.m. 2525 Ka`anapali Pkwy, Kaanapali,

Lahaina, 667-5683. $

p.m. Th-Fr 10 p.m.- 1 a.m. late night sushi and

661-0011. $$

6:30 a.m. -2 p.m.; 5:30-9 p.m., 2605

Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0031. $$ Kimo’s - Steak & seafood. Daily, 11 a.m.10:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$ Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s

Thai Chef - Thai food with curry, Pad Thai, summer

Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties,

appetizers 50% off 21 & over w/ID. 600 Office Rd., Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Authentic Irish pub.

Kapalua Resort, 669-6286. $$

Sushi Bar. Daily, 5:30 p.m.-11 p.m. 136

Daily, 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center,

Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$

Lahaina, 661-8881. $$

L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.

Nachos Grande - Mexican. Daily, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.

Lahaina Cannery Mall. 1221 Honoapi`ilani

Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $

Rd., 661-9888. $

Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. Daily, 6 a.m.-10

p.m.; Sa-Su 3-9 p.m. 927 Waine`e St., Lahaina, 667-

Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American. Daily,

p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $

7005. $

8 a.m.-12 a.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina,

Nikki’s Pizza - Pizza. Daily 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m., 2435

Son’z Maui at Swan Court - Fresh seafood, steak.

661-7082. $

Kaanapali Pkwy, 667-0333. $

Su - Th 5-10 p.m.; Fr - Sa 5-10:30 p.m. Hyatt Ka`ana-

Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim. Daily, 11

Okazuya Deli - Japanese plate lunch. Daily, 10

pali, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina, 667-4506. $$.

Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic. Daily, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy.,

Napili, 669-1500. $$

from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse,

Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heroes. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840

Waine`e St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $

a.m.-9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapi`ilani Hwy.,

661–3472. $$

Honokowai, 665-0512. $

Regency, Ka`anapali, 667-4727. $$$

Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar - Fresh

Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Hawaiian style. Daily, 6:30

Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. M-F, 5-11

seafood and steaks. Rooftop seating. Daily,

a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka`anapali, 667-

p.m.; Sa-Su, 6-10 p.m. 4327 L. Honoapi`ilani Rd.,

11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-

2525. $

Kahana, 669-3539. $$

Zushi - Japanese take-out. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-8:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5142.

Spatz Trattoria - Italian. Tu-Sa 5:30-9 p.m.. Hyatt

Outback Steak House - Steaks, shrimp-on-the-

Sunrise Cafe - Casual American. Daily, 6 a.m.-4

Leilani’s On The Beach - Pacific Rim cui-

barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Nightly, 4-10 p.m.

p.m. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $

sine beachfront dining. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.

4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$

2435 Ka`anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$

Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Nightly

Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$

Smoke House - BBQ, American. M-F 11:30 a.m.-9

a.m.-10 p.m. 831 Front St., Lahaina,

9090. $$

Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka`anapali, 667-2525. $$

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Pacific’O - Contemporary Pacific cuisine. Daily, 11

Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee

a.m.-4 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St.,

drinks, smoothies. Daily, 6 a.m. to 9 p.m.

Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$

612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $ Pad Thai - Thai, local. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658 Front Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining. Daily, 7:30

St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $

a.m.-10 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-

2288. $$$

Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro. M-F, 11 a.m.-9:30.; Sa-Su, 5-9:30 p.m. 180 Dickenson St.,

Lynn’s Kitchenette - Filipino food. M - S

Lahaina, 661-6633. $

9:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m., 3481 L. Honoapiliilani Rd., 665-1525. $

Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10

MaLa - Eclectic. M-F, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa, 9

p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking),

a.m.-10 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 1307 Front

Lahaina, 667-5809. $

St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$

Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-

Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Classic BBQ. M-

9:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St.,

Sa, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $

661-6628. $

Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe

Pioneer Inn - Eclectic Island cuisine. Daily, 7 a.m.-

rotisserie meats. Daily, 11 a.m.-12 a.m. 4405

10 p.m. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $

Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Lahaina, 669-3474. $$

Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-

Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough

9 p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-9600. $$$

said. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St.,

Pizza Paradiso - Italian and Greek. Daily, 11 a.m.-10

Lahaina, 667-2663. $

p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $

Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. Nightly, 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St,

Lahaina. 281-2775. $ Maui Swiss Cafe - Ice Cream, sandwiches, salads, pizza, homemade swissli. Daily 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 640 Front St., Lahaina. 661-

6776. $ Maui Tacos - Island Mexican fast food. M-Sa,

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Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. Daily, breakfast/lunch 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly from 6 p.m. Lounge stays open for duration. 2000

Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy.,

Kahana, 669-6999. $$$

FRESH FISH • STEAKS • SALADS BABYBACK RIBS • CHICKEN Serving lunch & dinner 7 days a week Located on front street in Lahaina overlooking the Banyon Tree

9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Lahaina

Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern - American.

Square,480 Waine`e St, Lahaina, 661-8883;

Daily, 8 a.m.-2 a.m. Whalers Village, Ka`anapali,

Napili Plaza, 5095 Napilihau St., 665-0222. $

661-3123. $$

THE WHARF CINEMA CENTER 667-0908

Dickenson Square • 180 Dickenson St. • Lahaina

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Dream Sleuth Friday (Aug. 17), 5 & 7:30 p.m. at the Castle Theater, Maui Arts and Cultural Center [FILM] “Don’t you think dreams and the Internet are similar?” asked Paprika. “They are both areas where the repressed conscious mind vents.” Paprika is the female lead in this award winning adult anime by Japanese master animator Satoshi Kon. A machine that allows therapists to enter their patient’s dreams is stolen, and then some really bad stuff goes down. Paprika–a dream detective who can enter people’s dreams and synchronize with their subconscious is here to save the day. This movie has won multiple awards and just admit that smokin’ cartoon characters turn you on. I was so hot for Prince Eric of the Little Mermaid. Rated R. 90 min. Tickets: $10, www.mauifilmfestival.org or 572-3456 for more information. [STARR BEGLEY]

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ThIS WEEK’S PICKS by Starr Begley

Bark if you’re Beautiful

‘Jus Buckaloose

Saturday (Aug 18), 7 a.m. at the Keopuolani Boy’s and Girls Club, Kahului

Saturday (Aug. 18), 7 p.m. at the Iao Theater, Wailuku

[FUNDRAISER] It’s only natural that we all think our own dog is the prettiest, smartest, sweetest dog on the island. But Kahu, my roommate’s nine-year-old Rottweiler, really is the most adorable and intelligent dog around. Come show off your pooch (who I’m sure is a close second to Kahu) at the Bark in the Park Walk for Animals annual fundraiser for the Maui Humane Society. There will be goodies (both for the doggies and their owners), contests for cutest pet trick and fastest tail waggin’, and prizes for most money raised. Add to that a lot of walking, chasing, sniffing, licking, shaking and slobbering canine fun. You don’t even need to have a dog of your own to join the party, there are plenty of Humane Society dogs that need someone to hold their leash (and don’t be surprised when you want to take that sweet little pup home!) This afternoon of puppy love is hosted by KAOI FM and emceed by Hawai`i funnyman Augie T. Get more info and your walker’s registration form online at www.mauihumanesociety.org. [JESSICA ARMSTRONG]

[COMEDY] Back in the day, my BFF and I used to cut classes at MCC to go up to her Mom’s house in Makawao to watch Da Bruddah’s DVDs. We were seriously addicted. I mean, cut us some slack–we both have choke podagee blood and are related to Sousa’s, Gouviea’s and Freitas’s. Yeah, way podagee. Anyway, they’re still doing their thing, and we still want to marry them. Check them out at the Iao Theater with special musical guest LAWA (who just got back from rockin’ the Playboy Mansion). My BFF and I will be there throwing our panties on the stage. Is that inappropriate? Hmm. Maybe we should throw pot roast and beef stew instead. Yeah, they’d probably be into that. Podagee wives gotta be able fo’ cook. Tickets: $20. For more information visit www.mauionstage.com or call 242-6969.

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WILD WAHINE WEDNESDAY with DJ BOOMSHOT & DJ JAY-P Friday August 17th FROM OAHU

Casanova’s Famous Ladies Night

KAWAO THE CD RELEASE PARTY

The Evening That Earned Casanova The Award “Best Late Night In Maui” Music Starts @ 9:45 pm $ 10 cover after 11pm only

WITH SPECIAL GUEST

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Saturday August 18th

DJ Jay-P

HIP HOP- FUNK - CLUB Music starts at 10 pm 5 cover after 11pm only

Make it a memorable evening. Dine and dance at Casanova. For dinner reservations call 572-0220 www.casanovamaui.com

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Super Fudge! Sunday - Saturday (Aug. 19 - 25) 11 a.m., 2 p.m., 4 p.m., at the Maui Ocean Center [EVENT] Fudge, the turtle-loving kid from the celebrated Judy Blume series, would love this event! I’m crazy about green sea turtles, too. I love the way they sneak up on me while I’m snorkeling and then nonchalantly swim past, munching on seaweed and going about their turtle business. I think I may have even been a turtle in my past life. I, too, love swimming in Hawaiian waters and eating seaweed, and the color green looks amazing on me. Even my eyes are green. Okay, maybe I’m stretching it, but the Maui Ocean Center is nuts for turtles, too. This week is Turtle Mania week–where you can meet the six juvenile green sea turtles they have on exhibit in the outdoor Turtle Lagoon, learn all about how to nutritious turtle food (uh, isn’t it just seaweed?) and how to care for a turtle in an aquarium. All week there will be special presentations, interactive programs and contests, all in honor of the great green sea turtle– the most common in Hawai`i. It’s like Shark Week on the Discovery Channel, but with less teeth and more shell. It freaks me out less, too. Tickets: $20 (does not include admission). 2707089 for more information. [JA]

Hoomanaò Sunday (Aug. 19) 4 p.m. at the Castle Theater, Maui Arts and Cultural Center [BENEFIT CONCERT] It’s time for Hoomanaò 2007–91.5 FM, Manaò Radio’s annual benefit concert. Come on down to support Maui’s non-profit, non-commercial and extremely eclectic radio station. Kathy “Tita” Collins will be there as well as many “FOM” (Friends of Manaò) like The Barefoot Natives, Grammy winner George Kahumoku Jr., Raiatea Helm and her band, Ola Hou Band (the Brown ‘ohana & friends), Lono, and Kamakakehau Band (Kamaka Fernandez group). Many more of Hawaiì’s most loved entertainers will also be there showing their love. Hoomanaò literally means, “to remember”. And it will be the first Hoomanaò without founder Barry Shannon, who passed away on April 7. But then again, when the music starts, I’m sure that everyone there will feel a little bit of Barry in their hearts. Tickets: $35, $25, $10. For more info: www.mauiarts.org

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Losing it Teen Style Apatow gang gets funny with the funky That venerable genre, the teen sex comedy, gets a hot shot of warm lovin’ in director Greg Mottola’s (The Daytrippers) rendering of Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg’s irreverent script. Nostalgia for a funky white bread ‘70s era yet to arrive, permeates the groovy vibe inhabited by geeky high school seniors Evan (Michael Cera), Seth (Jonah Hill) and Fogell (Christopher Mintz-Plasse). Intent on

Superbad

★★★★★ Rated R/112 min.

mastering their sex skills, i.e. losing their virginity, before heading off to college, the three friends luck into an invitation to a girl-loaded party where they are sure they can score. Entrusted by their female hosts to bring a goodly supply of alcoholic beverages to the fiesta, the guys suffer pratfalls and numerous indignities before taking their tenuous first steps toward intimacy with the fairer sex. Produced by Judd Apatow’s company, Superbad is a continuation of the humorous zeal Apatow registered with Knocked Up. Here, retro touches of visual style and slick funk music combine with fresh delivery of unabashed amusement to create a heady cocktail

of randomly explosive comedy. Lyle Workman’s impressive soul/funk soundtrack features funk icons Catfish Collins, Bernie Worrell and Bootsie Collins scoring the action with soul stirring grooves. When Seth calls his friend Fogell “the anti-poon,” the line thoroughly sets up the likable dweeb for a twisting single night’s journey that will necessarily involve riding in the back of a police car with a couple of young lunatic cops on a mission to bend Fogell’s mind. High school cutie Jules (Emma Stone) reveals her improbable fondness for the potty-mouthed Seth when she invites him to her party and entrusts him with a hundred dollars to buy booze. But first the boys must take advantage of Fogell’s newly minted fake ID, on which he recasts himself as a 25 year-old Honolulu swinger with the unlikely single name of “McLovin.” Fogell is on the verge of leaving the liquor store with the goods when a robber clobbers him in the head and takes off. The cops arrive, and police officer Slater (Bill Hader) and officer Michaels (Seth Rogen) feign delight at Fogell’s moniker and offer to take him and his bags of alcohol home, albeit with a few detours for things like shooting up stop signs and arresting a deranged bum. The cops play an important subversive thematic role by off-handedly showing where immaturity in adult men can lead. Their lack of social responsibility emphatically equates them as careless rivals to the stern minded militzia that intimidate citizens. As the kindhearted de facto chaperones for the movie, they also act as a hands-on Greek chorus for the right to

Worst LC sting operation ever passage that the boys pass through. A sense of twitchy suspense heightens the laughs as Seth and Evan crash a drugged out party of scary hippies. Hoping to lift a few bottles to take to their own party, the duo get a preview of where the party lifestyle could lead. Seth gets hit the hardest when he realizes that not only has he been dancing with the jealous host’s drunk girlfriend, but that she has left evidence of her menstrual cycle on his leg. The scene takes on a giddy Jackass brand of comedy that Seth’s character prolongs when he smuggles out a detergent container filled with stolen beer. The comic inventions at play are so beyond the pale, and yet so within the realm of teenage possibility, that

we follow imaginary emotional arcs of pubescent experience. This is fun stuff. Superbad soars via pitch-perfect performances by Jonah Hill, Michael Cera (television’s Arrested Development) and Christopher Mintz-Plasse. Each boy finally achieves an intimate moment with a girl who individually represents a sexually opposite version of imperfection and horniness. Evan, Seth and Fogell sustain embarrassing lessons as they step across varying thresholds of passion. In the sobering aftermath, they stumble toward a new realm of friendship and maturity; one distanced from their familiar co-dependency on one another, but not from their obsessions with genitalia. MTW

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Maui Film Festival’s Candlelight Cinema

Castle Theater, 572-3456 Angel-a - R - W 5, 7:30 Paprika - R - F 5, 7:30

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Friday, August 17 & Wednesday, August 22 ANGEL-A - (R) - Foreign - Straight laced Andre meets Angela, a femme fatale type on the brink of suicide. He talks her off the ledge and they spend a memorable Paris night together. The question is, does Andre save Angela, or is it the other way around? 88 min. (Jessica Armstrong) PAPRIKA - (R) - Anime - In this adult animated film by Japanese master animator Satoshi Kon, a machine that allows therapists to enter their patient’s dreams is stolen. Enter Paprika, dream detective, who uses her ability to enter other’s subconscious to save the day. 90 min. (JA)

New This Week BECOMING JANE - (PG) - Romance - 20 year old budding author Jane Austen throws sense and sensibility to the wind when she falls for roguish Tom Lefroy against her parents artistocratic wishes. 112 min. (JA) THE INVASION - (PG13) - SciFi, Remake Staying awake is the only way to escape the extraterrestrial epidemic that grips the world when a spaceshuttle crash brings alien remains to earth. Nicole Kidman stars as a psycologist who’s battling the sandman in order to save her son. 93 min. (JA) LAST LEGION - (PG13) - Action, Adventure - Betrayed by all allies, the Roman empire is threatened when power-hungry barbarian forces capture the young emperor. Battle

Longhand, huh? Showoff. ensues. 101 min. (JA) SUPERBAD - (R) - Comedy - Two codependent and socially inept teenage boys learn they’ve got bigger problems than trying to get laid for the first time before high school graduation when they find out they’ll be going to different colleges. 114 min. (JA)

Now Showing THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM - Action (PG13) - Matt Damon is back to prove once again that he’s smarter than a room full of CIA agents and more bad-ass than a dozen super assassins. We’ll be watching for flashes of those awesome abs and glimpses of that tantilizing armpit hair. Awwwww yeaaaaaah. 111 min. (JA) BRATZ – (PG) – Comedy – Show some “Bratitude” and refuse to take your six year old to this movie about hoochied-out teens being (how did you guess?) bratty. The main issues pondered here are: boys, talent shows, and how evil females are. I don’t know about you, but my kid gets enough of that watching daytime soaps. 90 min. (Liliana Begley) DADDY DAY CAMP - (PG) - Comedy - When two dads with no knowledge of the great outdoors or child care take over a summer day camp things quickly spin out of control in a “this one time, at band camp” way. 93 min. (JA)

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HAIRSPRAY - (PG) - Musical - In 1962, Tracy Turnblad is a big girl with big dreams and even bigger hair, but size isn’t going to stop her from making it onto Baltimore’s hippest TV dance party. 115 min. (JA)

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HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX - (PG13) - Family - Now into their fifth year at Hogwarts, Harry and the gang are back for another round of crooked wizards, crazy demons and nasty teachers. On top of that, they’ve got to handle the outbursts of rage and nerve racking crushes that come with that oh-so-magical part of life called puberty. 138 min. (JA)

SAT • AUG 25 • 5:00 pm

HOT ROD - (PG13) - Comedy - The son of a daredevil test rider thinks he’s got what it takes to jump

SUN • AUG 19 • 4:00 pm Castle Theater • $10, $25, $35

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a moped over 15 city buses. Or a public pool. Or a raging bonfire. I don’t think he has it. 88 min. (JA) I KNOW WHO KILLED ME - (R) - Thriller - Small town America is rocked when Aubrey (Lindsay Lohan) is abducted, tortured and mutilated by a serial killer. But when she escapes, she suddenly thinks she’s a sleazy stripper named Dakota. 105 min. (JA) I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK AND LARRY - (PG13) - Comedy - Chuck owes Larry big time for saving his life in a fire, and Larry calls in the favor in the form of an unusual marriage proposal to save his pension. We get to watch manly men get up close and personal with their sexuality as they strive to behave like newlyweds. 110 min. (JA) LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD - (PG13) - Action - A better title would be: Live Hard or Die Trying... Willis is back as John McClane–and (presumably) saves the day after bad guys try to shut down America after a July 4th attack. 130 min. (LB) NO RESERVATIONS – (PG) – Comedy, Remake – Catherine Zeta-Jones plays a superstar chef whose life is turned upside down, while Aaron Eckhart plays a new sous chef who dances for coins. Well, maybe not that last part. 105 min. (Anthony Pignataro) RATATOUILLE - (G) - Family, Animated - Remy the rat dreams of becoming a French chef, but can’t get his claw in the door. Despite being vermin-aly challenged, his determination and talent for cooking sets the Paris dining scene on fire. 111 min. (JA) RUSH HOUR 3 - (PG13) - Action, Comedy Detective Carter and Inspector Lee are back where they don’t belong - this time in Paris - and over their heads in trouble trying to save the life of an old friend while taking down a notorious crime ring. 90 min. (JA THE SIMPSONS MOVIE – (PG-13) – Animation, Comedy – Homer must save the world from some disaster he let loose. Sounds like every episode, which in this case, is a good thing. 85 min. (AP) SKINWALKERS - (PG13) - Horror - 13 year old Timothy, a half-blood, controls the destiny of his werewolf family as two packs battle over an ancient prophecy. Fed on flesh and human blood, one pack is hell bent to retain their animal ways while the other is desperate to end the curse of bloodlust. Creepy. 110 min. (JA) STARDUST - (PG13) - SciFi, Romance - A love struck young lad goes on a quest for a fallen star, battling an evil witch and the three living and four dead sons of a king, all for the love of a beautiful but ice cold woman. And here I was thinking romance is dead. 130 min. (JA) TRANSFORMERS - (PG13) - Animation Intergalactic battle between the Auobots and Deceptacons is threatening Earth. Optimus Prime Rocks! 140 min. (LB)

KŞ MAI KA HULA SAT • SEPT 1 • 1:30 pm Castle Theater • $20, 1/2 kids

FRI., AUGUST 17 5 PM , 7:30 PM

*with MFF passport (5 films-$40)-single tickets Phone: 572-3456 www.mauifilmfestival.com

UNDERDOG - (PG) - Comedy - A crime-fighting, talking, superhero dog gets adopted by a disbelieving 12-year-old boy and then tries to save Capitol City. 84 min. (JA) WHO’S YOUR CADDY? - (PG13) - Comedy Superstar rapper C-Note doesn’t blend in at a country club full of old, stuck-up white collars, so he and his entourage go about making themselves at home. 93 min. (JA)

Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) Becoming Jane - PG - F-W 1:50, 4:30, 7:10, 9:50 Bourne Ultimatum - PG13 - Th, M-W 1:30, 2:40, 4:10, 5:20, 6:50, 8, 9:40; F-Su 12, 1:30, 2:40, 4:10, 5:20, 6:50, 8, 9:40 Daddy Day Camp - PG - Th 2:25, 4:40, 6:55, 9:10; F-Su 12:10, 2:25, 4:40; M-W 2:25, 4:40 Harry Potter - PG13 - Daily 1:40, 4:40 Hot Rod - PG13 - Th 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:45; F-W 6:55, 9:10 I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry PG13 - Daily 1:30, 4:10, 6:50, 9:30 Last Legion - PG13 - F-Su 12, 2:30, 5, 7:35, 10; M-W 2:30, 5, 7:35, 10 Live Free or Die Hard - PG13 - Th only 7:45 No Reservations - PG - Th, M-W 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10; F-Su 12, 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10 Rush Hour 3 - PG13 - Th, M-W 2:30, 3, 4:45, 5:15, 7, 7:30, 9:15, 9:45; F-Su 12:15, 12:45, 2:30, 3, 4:45, 5:15, 7, 7:30, 9:15 9:45 Simpsons - PG13 - Th, M-W 2:35, 4:50, 7:05, 9:20; F-Su 12:20, 2:35, 4:50, 7:05, 9:20 Skinwalkers - PG13 - Th 2:30, 4:50, 7:10, 9:30; F-W 7:45, 10 Stardust - PG13 - Th, M-W 3:30, 6:30, 9:25; FSu 12:35, 3:30, 6:30, 9:25

KA`AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) Bratz - PG - Th 1:15, 3:45, 7:05, 9:30; F-W 12:45, 6:45 Hairspray - PG - Th 1, 4:15, 7:10, 9:45; F-W 1, 3:55, 7:10, 9:50 I Know Who Killed Me - R - Th only 12:15, 2:45 The Invasion - PG13 - F-W 12:15, 2:40, 5, 7:20, 9:40 Ratatouille - G - Th 12:45, 3:35, 6:45, 9:35; F-W 3:35, 9:35 Superbad - R - F-W 1:10, 3:55, 7:15, 9:55 Transformers - PG13 - Daily 12:10, 3:15, 6:30, 9:45 Underdog - PG - Th only 12:25, 2:35, 4:45, 7, 9:15 Who’s Your Caddy? - PG13 - Th only 5:10, 7:15, 9:30;

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) Bourne Ultimatum - PG13 - Th 1, 4:05, 7:15; FSa 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 9:45; Su-W 1:15, 4:15, 7:15 I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry PG13 - Th only 1:15, 4:30, 7:30 Rush Hour 3 - PG13 - Th 1:30, 4:15, 7; F-Sa 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 9:50; Su-W 1:30,4:30, 7:30 Simpsons - PG13 - Th 1:45, 4:45, 7:45; F-Sa 1:45, 4:45, 7:45, 10, Su-W 1:45, 4:45, 7:45 Superbad - R - F-Sa 1, 4:05, 7, 9:35; Su-W 1, 4:05, 7

FRONT STREET THEATRE 900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: MF until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm) Daddy Day Camp - PG - Th 3:30, 6:30, 9; F-W 9:15 Hot Rod - PG13 - Th only 4, 7, 9:30 The Invasion - PG13 - F, M-W 4, 7, 9:30; Sa-Su 1:30, 4, 7, 9:30 Rush Hour - PG13 - Th, F, M-W 4:15, 7:15, 9:45; Sa-Su 1:45, 4:15, 7:15, 9:45 Superbad - R - F-W 12:45, 3:30, 6:30, 9:15 Underdog - PG - Th 3:45, 6:45, 9:15; F, M-W 3:45, 6:45; Sa-Su 1:15, 3:45, 6:45

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7865 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Bourne Ultimatum - PG13 - Th,F, M-W 1, 3:45, 6:30, 9:15; Sa-Su 10:30, 1, 3:45, 6:30, 9:15 Last Legion - PG13 - F, M-W 1:45, 4:15, 7, 9:30; Sa-Su 10:45, 1:15, 4:15, 7, 9:30 The Simpsons - (PG13) - Th 1:30, 4, 6:45, 9; F 1:30, 4, 6:45; Sa-Su 11, 1:30, 4, 6:45; M-W 1:30, 4, 6:45 Skinwalkers - PF13 - Th 1:45, 4:15, 7, 9:30; F-W 9

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ART&ENTERTAINMENT

BY STARR BEGLEY STARR@MAUITIME.COM

Dime Bag At Maui Friends of the Library, a handful of change equals a box of good reads Back in the day, my friend CJ and I would scrape the change out of our ashtrays, hop into the Scirocco, blast Antichrist Superstar and rock our way to Maui Friends of the Library in Pu‘unene. Until recently, it was this dingy little shack covered in red dirt and cobwebs with rows and rows of books. There were also large insects and the occasional rat, but they were friendly, I swear. But I was shocked, and a bit sad, when I walked in a few weeks ago and realized that my cozy little bookstore had undergone a dramatic makeover. Instead of smelling like dust and mildew, it held the scent of fresh paint. And the books were sitting on new shelves–straight shelves. I felt a pain in my chest. It was like finding out that your grandma had a facelift–an obvious improvement, but I missed the wrinkles. Regardless, Maui Friends of the Library is still a place where we paupers always leave feeling like kings. For seven bucks (the price of a cheap paperback) you can buy 70 books. You heard me right–books cost a dime. I recently took Calendar Editor Jessica Armstrong and intern Ynez Tongson on a fieldtrip and this is what we got for a grand total of $1.50: Anton Chekhov: Selected Stories, Anton Chekhov, 1960: I don’t know what to write about Chekhov without gushing bias. The way he writes makes me want to dot his i’s hard and thrust into his o’s. [YT] Atonement, Ian McEwan, 2001: A Swedish girl on a bus in Thailand asked me to explain several English words from this book. It was a long bus ride so we ended up reading several chapters together and I promised her I’d finish the book some day. [JA] Dr. Susan Love’s Breast Book, Susan Love, M.D. with Karen Lindsey, 1990: Titties, Ta-tas, Juggies… no matter how you say it, almost everybody loves boobies. The Breast Book will fill your brain with knowledge, without filling your nether regions. [YT] How to Meet Men as Smart as You, Sandee Brawarsky, 1972: One of the tips in this lovely little pamphlet is to ride around on a tandem bicycle in the hopes that someone will find that

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compelling, then ask for a ride. Next book: How to Hook Up With a Sociopath. [YT] The Hypochondriac’s Handbook, Wendy Marston, 1998: There’s so much to be afraid of, but worry not—bacteria, microbes, parasites and thousands of diseases will call for your demise before something as silly as stress gets you. Do you have bad breath? Well, severe halitosis is a symptom of a lung abscess… you should get that checked out. [YT] Jitterbug Perfume, Tom Robbins, 1984: It’s a cult classic! Well, maybe not, but it was my first and very favorite book by Robbins and I will read it for a third time. [JA] The Joy of Sex: A Gourmet Guide to Lovemaking, Edited by Alex Comfort, M.B., Ph.D., 1972: I really want to read this book. It’s just I can’t tear my eyes away from the painfully explicit illustrations. Nothing is left to the imagination—from a woman’s armpit, blooming with hair to a man’s ass crack and the hair sprouting from it. [YT] Karl Marx, Isaiah Berlin, 1963:

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Honestly, I bought this book just because it looked cool. It’s bright red, with black lettering. It gives me joy to watch my snobbish, cultured friends make their way to my bookshelf, reeking of clove cigarettes and communism. Their eyes caress the spine of the book with longing, and then jolt with horror when I tell them I use it to squish roaches. Just kidding. [YT] Like Water For Chocolate, Laura Esquivel, 1992: Food, sex and romantic Spanish men. Okay, I know it’s kind of girly, but I like a good love story every now and then. [JA] Maybe If I Loved You More, James Kavanaugh, 1982: I just really liked the title of this book of poetry. Imagine this: You’re at a restaurant with your significant other. You begin to argue. Instead of crying, you slam your hands onto the table and shout, “Maybe If I Loved You More!” A hush settles onto the restaurant, and you stand to leave… Check please. [YT] On The Road, Jack Kerouac, 1955: I picked up this book to see how much sex, drugs and rock & roll have changed since the 1950s. I think probably not too much. [JA]

Son of Rosemary, Ira Levin, 1997: Reading Rosemary’s Baby (1967) during pregnancy is not recommended. The masochist in me insisted on picking up the sequel. [SB] Sex, A Man’s Guide, Bechtel and Stain, 1996: A quick flip through this book taught me that more men fear impotence than contracting AIDS. Seriously!? I’m hooked. [SB] Taming the Star Runner, S.E. Hinton, 1988: I’ve read this book a gagllion times. Not as good as Hinton’s That was Then, This is Now, but way better than her recent Hawks Harbor. Vampires? You gotta be kidding me. [SB] The Women’s Room, Marilyn French, 1977: Even though this book is fiction, I found it on the self-help shelf. That’s about all I know about it, but it looks enlightening. [JA] Maui Friends of the Library 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Th-Sa. Located behind the Puunene sugar mill by Community Work Day program. 871-6563. MTW

EARSHOT

BY STARR BEGLEY STARR@MAUITIME.COM

Joe Cano Best Of I’m a little embarrassed to admit that until recently, I had never listened to Joe Cano. I know, I know. He’s a living legend with an international audience and a huge amount of original work under his belt. I don’t have a good excuse, besides the fact that I just wasn’t exposed to his music. So, when I saw his Best Of album sitting on my desk, I wasn’t jumping for joy. Now, if I had found the latest Billy Ray Cyrus, Nine Inch Nails or a miraculous new album by the late-great Soundgarden, I would have been pulling a Tom Cruise–dancing a little jig on the office couch. After listening to Best Of, I was pleasantly surprised. Cano has found himself another devoted fan. It’s been a while since I have heard a guitar with a real voice. See, I spent many years living with a solo guitarist. Over the years, I came to really appreciate the fact that a guitar can tell a story. In fact, it speaks. Like most good art, the human behind the instrument is just kind of a channel through which the universe expresses some kind of greater message. Okay, that was dramatic, but musicians usually are. Cano is a master of the Spanish guitar. His instrumental music grabs you, pulls you in and tells you a story. Some of his stories are about heartache and love lost. Some are adventure stories while others are playful tales. Cano’s music is seductive and rich while remaining deceptively easy to listen to. It’s timeless. My favorite tracks on the album are: “Kitty Cat Walk,” which makes me want to wear fluffy spike heels and prance around; “Lost Whale,” a haunting piece; “Summer in D Minor,” which sports an awesome funky rhythm; and “My Little Bubacito,” which I feel has a provocative sound that makes me think of Angelina Jolie in a saucy flamenco dress. Best Of would be a great soundtrack for an end-of-summer get together. I’m picturing a lot of red wine, some dancing, talk story, and making out. Mui caliente. For more information on Joe Cano or to purchase the album, visit www.joecano.com. MTW

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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 08/16

Friday 08/17

Saturday 08/18

Sunday 08/19

Monday 08/20 – Wednesday 08/22

AMBROSIA

Estee Grahm No cover, 10pm

Earl Love No cover, 10pm

Bobby Ingram No cover, 10pm

Gordon Samuelson No cover, 9pm

MON-Sal Godinez, 9pm, No cover; TUE-Gina Martinelli, 9pm, No cover; WED-Joe Benedet, 9pm, No cover

BADA BING’S

Dirty Thursdays 10pm

WILD 105.5 10pm

Flirt Party 10pm

1913 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 891-1011

1945 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 875-0188

BUBBA GUMPS CAFE MARC AUREL 28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852

Scotty Rotten No cover, 9pm

889 Front St., Lahaina - 661-3111

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453

Wine Tasting

MON - Open Mic Night No cover

Kawao, CD Release Party $10, 10pm

DJ Jay-P $5, 10pm

WED - Ladies Night w/ DJ Boomshot $10, 9:45pm

Conscious Healing $10, 10pm

Super Dub 5, B.U.B.Z. $10, 10pm

MON - Kanoa and friends, $5, 10pm; TUE - Anuhea & Vince Esquire $5, 10pm; WED- Vince Esquire $7, 10pm

Marty Dread $7, 9pm

COMPADRES

Salsa $5, 10pm

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

COOL CAT CAFE

Wharf Cinema, Lahaina - 667-0908

MON - Marc Wilde, No cover, 9pm; WED - Marc Wilde, No cover, 9pm

Marc Wilde No cover, 9pm

Pau Hana Party

The Hand Jive Jazz Trio No cover

CHARLEY’S

WED - Ultra Fab Night, 10pm

Howard Ahia No cover, 9pm

Dave Carroll No cover, 9pm

Gail Swanson No cover, 9pm

MON - Dave Carroll, No cover, 9pm; TUE - Jazz, No cover 9pm; WED - Sonny B, No cover, 9pm

BIG SHOWS

the most popular bands of the early seventies, Three

Transformation - Every Thu. Let Linda Hall intu-

We Love Hana - Eat ono food, see beautiful hula

Dog Night moved more records and sold more con-

itively guide you through a wide range of healing

and hear great local music to support Hana organiza-

So ‘Jus Buckaloose! - Saturday, Aug 18. Get

cert tickets than any other band between 1969 and

processes. Walk-ins only. Free. 1-4 p.m., Dragon’s

tions like the senior, youth and family centers.

ready for gut-busting laughter with hilarious come-

1974. They’ve had 21 consecutive Top 40 hits, includ-

Den, Makawao, 572-2424.

Tickets: $20, $15, kids 10 and under free. 5 p.m.,

dy duo Da Braddahs, aka James Roche and Tony

ing Mama Told Me (Not To Come), Shambala, Joy

In the Green - Every Thu. No where to go

Hana Bay.

Silva, who’s outrageous local kine comedy and

To The World, and Black and White. Four decades

Upcountry during the week? Oh, contraire, my

Campfire Chronicles - Programs in the Park

array of ridiculous characters keep the laughs com-

later they’re still performing hit songs, packing ven-

friend! Get a group of people together and head

presents “Migration Across the Pacific Ocean: How

ing all night long. Musical guest Lawa will be on

ues and selling albums, but now they’ve got over

over to Sunny Maui Specialties and enjoy pupus,

the First People Came to Hawaii” at Hosmer Grove

hand to provide comic relief, give you a chance to

7000 friends on myspace.com. Now that’s some-

food and music. BYOB, and some for me. Free. 6-9

Campgrounds. Program is free, park entrance is

breathe deep and get to the restroom, cuz you

thing to be proud of! Tickets: $65, $55, $45, $35.

p.m., Sunny Maui Specialties, 81 Makawao Ave,

$10 per vehicle. 7:30 p.m. Haleakala National Park,

won’t want to have a full bladder for these brother’s

7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC 242-7469.

573-2375.

572-4452.

“Buckaloose” performance. Tickets: $20. 7 p.m.,

Watching Birth - Sept 1, 15 & 29. This play by

Iao Theater, 242-6969.

First Thursday Folksong Circle - Bring your

Cinema Night - Every Sat. Cafe Mambo will be

Karen Brody is based on real birth stories a la the

guitar, singing voice or listening ear to help keep

hosting an evening of classic and cult classic films for

Ho’omana’o 2007 - Sunday, Aug 19. Keep the

wildy popular “Vagina Monologues.” From the

alive the singer/songwriter tradition of the great folk

the 21 and older crowd. This week’s flick: “Pulp

information and entertainment coming by support-

warm and fuzzy to the heartbreaking, eight Maui

and country artists of the 60’s and 70’s. By dona-

Fiction.” $5. 9:30 p.m., 30 Baldwin Ave., 579-8021.

ing commercial free, volunteer run and distinctly

women, including popular Mana’o FM radio person-

tion, 6:30 p.m., Roselani Place, 88 Papa Ave,

eclectic radio station Mana’o 91.5 FM at its annual

ality Kathy “Tita” Collins, will perform the stories to

Concerts on the Crater - A concert series to

Wailuku, 575-9695.

fundraiser. Some of Maui’s finest musicians and

benefit Women Who Care, an organization that is

raise funds for Maui Future Arts, a music school and

will be performing, including Grammy winner

dedicated to empowering women in need. I’ll be

George Kahumoku Jr. and Raitea Helm and the Ola

there to see how many men in the audience can

Hou Band, while radio personality DJ Kathy Collins

resist squirming during the vivid portrayals of life’s

emcee’s. I don’t want to spoil the surprise, but the

greatest miracle. Tickets: $25, $20. 5 p.m., Iao

Barefoot Natives, aka Willie K and Eric Gilliom, may

Theater, 283-3500.

be making a cameo as well. OK, maybe I did want to spoil it. Tickets: $35, $25, $10. 4 p.m., Castle

Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Los

Lonely

Boys

are

bringing

their“Texican” sound here on their whirlwind sum-

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mer tour for their sophmore album”Sacred.” Hermanos Henry, Jojo and Ringo Garza have played

Hold’Em Shootout - Fri, Aug 24. Get out yer

their electric blues/rock/latin fusion music on stages

stetsons, brush off yer cowboy hat and eat, drink,

with big names like Willie Nelson, The Rolling

and huslte a card game for a good casue. The

Stones and Carlos Santana, and this time they’ll

Kidney Foundation of Maui is holding their annual

share the spotlight with Hawaiian songwriter John

fundraiser! Good food, nohost bar, lively music

Cruz, who’s also got an album on the way. Great,

ing children. This weeks performance: Manao Radio Orchestra. $50. 5:30 p.m., Alelani, 14801

non-profit organization, for a group discussion

Haleakala Hwy., Kula, 878-8714.

about new ideas for affordable and educational

p.m. The Studio Maui, Haiku, 575-9390. Psychic Reading - Psychic Liah Howard will be channeling messages from her council of guides to help you connect to universal love and wisdom. $15. 7 p.m., The Studio Maui, Haiku, 575-9390.

deep to find your hidden issues using the Gesalt Process and Dream Teknding. Walk-ins only. Free.

1:30-3 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424 Jam Session - Every Sat. Musicians are invited to head on down to Waikapu and jam away with other players. I used to live next door to the community center down there and I swear, it was like a

practicioner, helps you rebalance after living yet

free concert every weekend. Oh hooray! Bring a

another day in a toxin-filled word. Walk-ins only. Free.

chair and your instrument. 3 p.m., Waikapu

2-5 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424.

Community Center, 269-2704.

silent auction and poker tourney. Tickets: $75,

now I’m going to be singing “Heaven” in the show-

$60. 5:30 p.m. Yokouchi Estate, Wailuku. 986-

er for weeks! Tickets: $55, $50, $45. 7:30 p.m.,

the natural healing benefits of soliton lasers. Free.

Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Find Yourself - Every Sat. Hannah Hammerli digs

Biofeedback - Every Fri. Mary Higgins, QXCI/SCIO

Stellar Rejuvenation - Every Fri. Experiance

1900 for more info.

cultural center that will offer free classes to qualify-

World Cafe - Fri, Aug 17. Join Ola Maui, a new

healing arts programs. 4Please RSVP by Aug 16. 4

“How Far is Heaven?” - Fri, Sept 21. Grammy winners

FRIDAY, AUGUST 17

4-6 p.m., The Studio Maui, 575-9390.

SUNDAY, AUGUST 19 Couples Investment Club - Learn about your investments and meet other couples in the

Reggae on the Valley 3 - Sat, Aug 25.

EVENTS

Jamaican Barrington Levy returns to Maui with over 20 successful years of recognition in reggae circles worldwide under his belt. Dubbed “Mellow

SATURDAY, AUGUST 18 Bark in the Park - See “Bark if You’re

THURSDAY, AUGUST 16

process. Free, no obligation. 2:30 p.m., IHOP

Restaurant, Maui Mall, RSVP 214-5082.

Beautiful,” [pg. 22] 7-11 a.m. Register online at

Mana’o FM Benefit - See “Hoomana’o,” [pg. 23] 4 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Turtle Mania! - See “Super Fudge,” [pg. 22] 11

Canary” for his strong, clear vocal riffs, he’s well

Hawaii Medical Association Forum - Join

www.mauihumanesociety.org

known worldwide as the orginal dancehall reggae

physicians and government officials to discuss

Sand Sculpture Contest - Show off your

performer. Eek-A-Mouse, whose also huge on the

Hawaii’s shortage of physicians and patient access

sculpting skills and win great prizes, best dolphin

a.m., 2 p.m., 4 p.m. Tickets: $20 (does not include

Jamaican music scene, One Vibe, a dancehall reg-

to health care. Free. 5:30 p.m., The Dunes at Maui

wins! All ages welcome. Hosted by the Pacific

admission,) 270-7089.

gae group from France, and Maui’s own Rushouze

Lani, 536-7702.

Whale Foundation. Free. 9 a.m., at the north end

Tantra Temple Services - Every Sun. Embrace

Allstars will be throwing their own sounds into the

Singles Investment Club - Learn about your

of Keawakapu Beach, Wailea.

the spiritual essence of all faiths with tantra, an

mix, too. Tickets: $25, $30. 4:30 p.m., A & B

investments and make new friends while you’re at

Folksong Circle - Come sing along to folk and

ancient high-spiritual practice. Free. 10 a.m.

Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.

it. Free, no obligation. 6 p.m., Joe’s Bar and Grill,

country songs from the 1960’s. 3 p.m., Haiku,

Lemurian Center, 2138 Vineyard Street, Wailuku,

Three Dog Night - Thu, Aug 30. Arguably one of

Wailea, RSVP 214-5082.

email for directions, LSarner@maui.net.

244-4921, 244-4103.

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DA KINECALENDAR Relax Already - Every Sun. Lawrence Gold

to learn the cha-cha and foxtrot. $50 for three

Coastal Restoration - Every Fri. Habitat restora-

enables people to end their pain by teaching control

months. 6:30-9:30 p.m., Kihei Community Center,

tion at Waihe`e coastal dunes with Maui Coastal

over muscular tensions. Walk-ins only. Free. 12-1

879-0555.

Land Trust. 8 a.m.-12 p.m., Waihe`e, 244-5263.

p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424.

Smarter than a Sand Crab? - Mon-Fri. Get

Drum Circle - Every Sun. Bring yor drum and

KEIKI

beat away with others in the community. Free. 4

After-School Help - Every Mon-Fri Hui Malama

pesky questions about Maui’s reef environment

p.m. - sunset, kamaole Point, Kihie, 298-9022.

Learning Center offers after-school homework help

that keep you up all night. The Pacific Whale

Line Dancing - Every Sun. Practice your “tush

and classes. Call for directions and hours. 244-5911.

Foundation Marine Naturalists are definitely

push” ya’ll and come on down for some line danc-

Keiki Shots (West Maui) - Every first Tue of the

ing by the Maui Paniolo Posse. Lessons, 6:30 p.m.

month. Bring children up to the age of 18 without

followed by dancing from 7-8:30 p.m., Lahaina

medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immu-

Save Honolua - Every Tue. Meeting to inform,

nization records. Walk-in basis. Free. 9-11 a.m.,

educate and involve the community on the pro-

Cannery Mall.

Monday, AUGUST 20 Turtle Mania! - See “Super Fudge,” [pg. 23] 11 a.m., 2 p.m., 4 p.m. Tickets: $20 (does not include

admission,) 270-7089. Flamenco for Beginners - Every Mon. Rosalind Modica teaches the passionate and powerful movements of exotic dance from Spain, Morocco, India, Persia and other far-away lands. $18. 7:30 p.m., The Studio Maui, Haiku, 575-

9390.

Lahaina Comprehensive Health Center, 984-8260.

free info about marine life and answers to all those

smarter than a 5th grader. The question is, are you? Free. 8 a.m.-1 p.m., Ulua Beach Wailea, 249-8811.

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Kamehameha III School Cafeteria, 611 Front Keiki Shots (Central Maui) - Every first and

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third Wed of the month. Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis. Free. 12-3 p.m., Wailuku Health Center, 984-8260.

Save the Forest - Every Sun. The Pacific Whale Foundation is hosting a group of ten volunteers to pull invasive pine trees near Hosmers Grove. Transportation is provided. Bring warm clothes,

Story Time - Every Thursday there’s keiki story time and crafts. 10 a.m., Hawaiian Village Coffee,

Kahana, 665-1114. Premature Babies - First Thu of every month

long pants and closed boots. Pick ups: 7:30 a.m.,

Harbor Shop, 300 Ma’alaea Rd; 8:15 a.m.,

Your 3 song choice s played back-to-back weeknights at 5

Upcountry Tavares Community Center. Goes until noon. 856-8341 to reserve spot.

Imua will hold a support group for parents of pre-

TUESDAY, AUGUST 21

mature babies. Parent education, info and skills.

Turtle Mania! - See “Super Fudge,” [pg. 23] 11

5:30 p.m., Imua Family Services Anuenue Room,

a.m., 2 p.m., 4 p.m. Tickets: $20 (does not include

admission,) 270-7089. `Ohana Connection - Every Tue. Breakfast to promote the health and well being of all Maui residents. 8:30 a.m., 986-0209.

870-0115.

you’re a walker or a runner, you’ve got a group to

Keiki Issues? - Every Thu. The Parent Project, a

train with. 5:30 p.m., Runner's Paradise, Maui Mall,

program for parents of strongwilled children.

877-5300.

Wrestle the phone away from the child and make that call. Free. 6-8:30 p.m., Hui Malama Learning

Center, 298-5050. Non-Profit Polynesian Dance - Every Tue. Support the kids of the Napili Kai Foundation by watching their polynesian dance show. $10 adults, $5 kids. 5:30 p.m., Napili Kai Resort, 669-6271.

Bisque it Baby - Every Mon. Sometimes, as a mom, all you might need is a little time to do something creative. Get together with other Moms and babies and paint something!- Maybe a mug or a

Global Folk - Every Tue. Get down, international style. Maui International and Israeli Folk dancing

teapot and de-stress. Studio fee is Free. 9-11 a.m.,

Kids and Company, Maui Mall, 877-7819.

group is holding fun dance sessions. Free. 5-8

p.m., Shalom Synangogue, 634 Alulke St., N. Kihei Rd., 874-5397. In the Green - Every Tue. No where to go Upcountry during the week? Oh, contraire, my friend! Get a group of people together and head

p.m., Sunny Maui Specialtie, 81 Makawao Ave, 573-2375

Luau Dance Party - Learn how to look like you

ments of the “short yang” style of tai chi chuan.

Pool Hours - Besides the fear of contracting super-strain uku’s, I really enjoy a good swim in a public pool. Sometimes the thought of dealing with sand is just too much to bear. Kahului, Kihei,

Lahaina, War Memorial, Pukalani, anthe Old and New Wailuku Pools: M-W, F, S 9 a.m-4 p.m.; Th 10 a.m.-4:30 p.m.; Sun 12-4:30 p.m. These hours can

that they are without rational thought. Let them do

change due to events. To double check you can

their thing and cruise with the other crazies for sto-

call, 270-6135.

rytime, juice, cookies and painting. $15, 10-11 a.m.,

Surfing Contest - Sat., Sept. 8. The Peter Miller

Kids and Company, Maui Mall, 877-7819.

Foundation is hosting the Third Annual Shorebreak

Music Menagerie - Every Tue. A music inspired

Classic surfing contest at Kalama Beach Park in

hour of dance, storytime, puppetry and interactive

Kailua, with divisions for groms, boys, girls and jun-

play for little ones and their parents. $15, 9:15

iors, to promote the both the sport of surfing and

a.m., The Studio Maui, Haiku, 575-9390.

the foundation’s charitable efforts in memory of

LECTURE

just won “Dancing with the Stars” at this potluck

Wild Dolphins and Sonar - Tue, Aug 21. A talk

ballroom and latin dance party with a Hawaiian

and slideshow by Dr. Marsha Green as part of the

twist. $10. 6:30 p.m., Kihei Community Center,

Pacific Whale Foundation’s “Making Waves” lec-

es Contests & Priz from X92.5

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ture series. Free. 6 p.m., PWF Discovery Center,

Art Night - Every Fri. Stroll through dozens of art

downstairs at the Harbor Shops at Ma’alaea.

galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, fea-

a.m., 2 p.m., 4 p.m. Tickets: $20 (does not include

Got Money? - May I have some? Before you

admission,) 270-7089.

answer that, check out this Maui group that focus-

tured artists-in-action, and refreshments. Free and open to the public. 6:30p.m., Front Street, 661-6284.

es on economic solutions, and visions-- dialog and

WOW Wailea - Every Wed. Meet artists,

a readers circle too. Various times, Island Wide

shmooze, admire art, drink wine and eat pupus.

locations, 573-3250 for more info.

6:30 p.m. The Shops of Wailea, 874-8583.

Socrates Cafe - Practice the Socratic Method in

Art Show - Ongoing through Aug. Internationally

a dialog group with a goal of improving your ques-

reknowned painter David Lee is displaying a collec-

2424.

tioning ability. This means expanding on the, “Why,

tions of paintings that interpret the tranquility of

WOW! - Every Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays pres-

Mommy, why?” technique. Various times and loca-

nature. Quan Gallery, Front Street, 667-2575.

ents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in

tions. Call 573-3250 for details

of experience as a Naturopathic Physician. Walk-ins only. Free. 1-4 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 573-

the Lower Courtyard. 6:30-8 p.m., 891-6770 ext. 2. Dance Lessons - Every Wed. Open registration

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forms are available at HIC surf shop in Kailua, Oahu.

879-0055.

Marsh, N.D., offers up wisdom from over 20 years

, g What s happenin on Maui

Peter Miller, Jason, Bogle and David Aluli. Entry

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Naturopathic Physician - Every Wed. Bonnie

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$10 per class. 5:30-6:30 a.m., Unity Church

Wailuku, 242-9327.

insane. Seriously, as a mother of two I can vouch

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Tai Chi - Every Tuesday. Practice the 36 move-

Toddler Tuesdays - Every Tue. Toddlers are

over to Sunny Maui Specialties and enjoy pupus, food and music. BYOB, and some for me. Free. 6-9

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AUGUST 16, 2007

The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 08/16

Friday 08/17

Saturday 08/18

Sunday 08/19

Monday 08/20 – Wednesday 08/22

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

MON - Marty Dread, $10, 10pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

Tom Cherry No cover, 9pm

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

Evolution No cover, 9pm

Crunch Pups No cover, 9pm

DJ El Gato & DJ Boomshot $10, 10pm

DJ El Gato $5, 10pm

Call for details

Danny Murray No cover, 10pm

Danny Murray $5, 10pm

Danny Murray No cover, 10pm

JACQUES 120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB 36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE 355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

KIMO’S

Gina Martinelli No cover, 9pm

Call for details

MON - MGM, $5, 10pm WED - Dub Rockers, $5, 10pm

Maui Underground No cover, 9pm

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

LAHAINA COOLERS

Live Reggae Music No cover, 9pm

Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661–7082

LIFE’S A BEACH

Off Tomorrow 9pm

Rampage

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

MON - Open Mic, 10pm; TUE - Kanoa & Shawn, 10pm; WED - DJ Nexus, 10pm

LAWA 9pm

1131.

Hawaiian Village Coffee. Kahana Gateway location,

tactinfo.org, 573-3084.

call 665-1114.

Conversations with Friends - Every Thu.

Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night

Mary Omwake and James Jacobson interview

with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc

New Thought leaders. 11 a.m., KAOI 1110 AM

Aurel, Wailuku, 244-0852.

Smallville - Every Fri. Small Town Maui, a one-

Poetry Reading - Every second Tue, read your

hour, weekly radio program that shares the memo-

original work, your favorite poem, or just come to

ries and values of the small towns we love and

be inspired. Free. 6:30 p.m., Lahaina Public

explores how we can learn from Maui's past to cre-

Library, 662-3950.

ate a better future. 7 a.m. KAOI, 1110 AM.

Open Mind Open Mic - Every Mon. Open Mind

Call In - Every Fri. Political and public affairs, call-in

Open Mic with spoken word, poetry, comedy—

talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110

whatever you have to say here’s your chance. 7:30

AM Call in 242-7800.

Cool Cat Cafe - Sun, Wed - Erik the Whale

p.m., Moana Bakery, Paia, 244-9091.

Uncle Charlie’s Corner - Sat. Kahu Charles

Sharks; Mon, Fri - Dave Carroll; Tue - Jazz Night;

Open Mic - Every Saturday the Maui Media Lab

Kauluwehi Maxwell, Sr. talks story. 6-10 a.m., KNUI

Every other Thur - Howard Ahia and Erin Smith

hosts an open mic night for poets, muscicians and

900 AM.

(alternating); Sat- Howard Ahia, sets 7:30-10 p.m.

Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Fri,

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Mon, Boy Kana’e and Ka’Uhaneleo; Sat, Braddah

News Director Wendy Osher discusses local

Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Ernest

Frances and Friends; Mon-Sat sets 6:30-9 p.m.

issues. 1-2 p.m., KNUI 900 AM.

Pua’a; Sat, Sun, Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret

Sun, Teri Garrison. Sun sets 4-6:30 p.m. Maalaea

Roback. Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu,

Harbor, 244-8844.

Braddah Brian & Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika;. Sat,

Cafe Cafe - Tue, Joshua. Fri, Omar & Friends. All

“TBA”; Sun, Ryan Tanaka & Friends; Mon,“TBA”;

sets 7-9 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-4700.

Tue, Albert & Roy; Wed, An Den. Late sets 7-9:30

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Fri, Salsa &

p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali,

Latin; Sat, “Tory Smith”- Island music. All sets 6:30-

667-6636.

8:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, Kihei, 875-2910.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Mon-Sat, Acoustic

Gian Dons - Wed, Sat, Earl Gray & Joel Love; Thu,

music. All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd.,

Bobby Ingram; Fri, Nezzo. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m.

667-0787.

1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041

others who want to be heard. Sessions are recorded and fed to the internet. All ages are welcome. Free. 6-9 p.m., Maui Media Lab, Baldwin Ave,

zumatribe@yahoo.com.

Maui Matters - Sat-Sun. Pacific Radio Group

Spanish Language - Sat-Sun. carlos David

Poetry Reading - Every second Thu Maui Live Poets Society hosts an open poetry reading on the West side. Free. 6:30- 9 p.m. Lahaina, 661-0517

Hernandez discusses news and plays music in Spanish. 2-4 p.m., KNUI 900 AM. Japanese Language - Sun. Yumi’s long-running Japanese language show. 7-8:30 p.m., KNUI 900

TV/RADIO

WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed-Fri, John Kane; Sat, Harry Troupe; Mon, Tue, Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Cheeseburger In Paradise - Mon, Tue, Scotty Rotten; Wed, Fri, Harry Troup; Thu, Sat, Sun, Brooks McGuire. All sets 4:30-10:30 p.m. 811 Front St.,

Lahaina, 661-4855.

Save Honolua - Every Wed at 8 p.m and Thu at

Agcolicol, Rey Patao and Maggie Evangelista host a

7:30 a.m., AKAKU Channel 53.

Filipino language talk show. 4-6 a.m.; 7-10 p.m.,

KNUI 900 AM.

Maui Time/Ed & Greg - Every Mon at 10 a.m. Ed, Greg and Maui Time’s Starr Begley argue with

Talk of Maui - Mon-Fri. Fred Guzman talks local,

people. Call in!, WILD 105.5

state and national poitics and issues. And every

KARAOKE

Thursday morning at 7:30, listen as Fred grills Maui Time’s own Anthony Pignataro on the latest issues of the day. 6-8 a.m., KNUI 900 AM.

Isana Restaurant - Daily, 9 p.m. 515 S. Kihei

Road, Kihei, 874-1811.

Talk Story - Every Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m.,

KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145. Mind Body Spirit - Every Mon from 6:30-9:30 p.m., Tue from 11 a.m.-2 p.m., and Thu at noon. Liah Howard, psychic and guests. KAOI 1110 AM. Maui Talks - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, callin talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m.

Kobe Japanese Steakhouse - Fri-Sat, 9:30 p.m., 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. Lulu’s - Wed, 7 p.m., 1941 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-

9944.

Cannery Mall, 661-7189.

Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m.

658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. Sea House Restaurant - Thu, Albert Kaina and Basques; Sun, Andrew; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 6:30 or 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900

Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

SOUTH MAUI

Kimo’s - Mon- Wed, Sat, Sun, Sam Ahia. Fri, Peter

Longhi’s - Sat, acustic music. 9 p.m. 3750 Wailea

DeAquino. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St.,

Alanui Dr., 891-8883

Lahaina, 661-4811.

Ma’alaea

Grill - Thu, Fri, Sat, Hawaiian

Leilani’s On The Beach - Fri, Scott Baird;. Sat,

Contemporary; Also Sat, Benoit Jazz Works; All

JD and Harry; Sun, Kilohana. All sets 2:30-5 p.m.

sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206.

2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Building J, Ka’anapali, 6614495. Longhi’s - Fri, Crazy Fingers; Sat, Scotty Rotten. All sets 5-7 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288.

Mulligan’s on the Blue - Fri, Wailea Nights; Sat, Sun, Celtic Tigers; Mon, Gypsy Pacific; All sets 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. South Shore Tiki Lounge - Thu, Sun, Tue, Tony

Maui Brewing Co. - Thu, Fri, Nino Toscano; Sat,

& Peter; Fri, Eclipse; Sat, Erin Smith; Mon, Kanoa;

Wed, Marvin Tevaga; Mon, Brian Haia; Tue, Kawika

Wed, Kenny Roberts. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei

Sansei - Thu-Fri, 10 p.m., 600 Office Road,

Lum Ho. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani

Kapalua, 669-6286; Thu-Sat, 10 p.m. Kihei Town

Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473.

Center, Kihei, 879-0004.

Taylor. All sets 7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center,

Lahaina, 661-8881.

Kincades Basques; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincade Compadres - Tue, 4 p.m., Damien Awai. Lahaina

AM.

Filipino Language - Mon-Fri. Fred Duldulao, Leo

Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Fri, AnRil; Sat, John

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Fri, Llayne & France;

Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café - Sun, Mon, Brian; Wed, Sat, Merv Oana Thu; Fri Margie; Tue

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Tiffany’s - Daily, 9:30 p.m., 1424 Lower Main St.,

Sat, Mark & Mike; Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front

Jamie Lawrence. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at

572-8787.

Wailuku, 249-0052.

St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Wailea, 875-9983.

Words of Peace - Every Wed-Thu. Prem Rawat

Unisan - Thu-Sat, 9:30 p.m., 2102 Vineyard St.,

Mulligan’s on the Blue - Thu-Fri, Wailea Nights;

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum

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Wailuku, 244-4500.

Sat-Sun, Celtic Tigers, 7 p.m.; Mon, Gypsy Pacific,

Ho; Fri, Kaleo Cullen; Sat, Louise Lambert; Sun,

7 p.m.; Tue, Benoit Jazz Works, 7 p.m.; Wed, Joyce

Mon, Kenny Roberts; Tue, Ramen & Cora; Wed,

and Gord, 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-

Keoki Ruiz. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel,

Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9

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MAUI TIME WEEKLY

AUGUST 16, 2007

The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 08/16

Friday 08/17

Saturday 08/18

Jazz Night $10, 9pm

Club Dance $10, 9pm

LIQUIDS 49 East Lipoa St., Kihei - 875-0880

LOBBY LOUNGE Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 9-11:30pm Johnson, 9-11:30pm

LONGHI’S

Nils & Anastasia 9-11:30pm

Sunday 08/19

Monday 08/20 – Wednesday 08/22 WED - Ballroom & Country MON - Nils & Anastasia, 9-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 9-11:30pm

Dr. Nat, 9-11:30pm

Crazy Fingers No cover, 9:30 pm

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S

Neto Latin Salsa No cover, 9pm

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

DJ Music No cover, 9pm

Sexy Saturday’s No cover, 10pm

WED - Hip Hop & Flip Flops, $7, 10pm

MANANA GARAGE

MON - Salsa,TUE - Rainbow Night

33 Lono Ave, Kahului - 873-0220

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WED - Open Mic Night, 10:30pm

4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy.,Kahana - 669-3474

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

OYSTER BAR

DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm

DJ Mello Yello No cover, 9pm

Vince Esquire Band No cover, 9pm

MON - DJ Mello Yello, No cover 9pm; TUE DJ Mackie Mac, $5, 9pm, WED - DJ Mellow Yellow, No cover, 9pm

Wee D’ono No cover, 10pm

Silky Ringo

Hazmatt No cover, 10pm

Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm

MON-Junior Guys, No cover 10pm; TUES-Trad Session & The Irish Rovers, No cover, 10pm; WED-Open Mic

Backyard Sessions 9pm

MON - Dollar Balla; $5; TUE - Silky Ringo

Versatile w/ DJ N8 Castro $5, 10pm

DJ El Gato No cover, 10pm

744 Front St., Lahaina - 661-9090

PACIFIC’O

Live Jazz No cover, 9pm

Three Amigos 9pm

Flava Zone 9pm

TBA

DJ Dirty No cover, 10pm

Freaky Friday w/DJ Sonny No cover, 10pm

DJ Magnetic, DJ Del Sol No cover, 10pm

505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

PARADICE BLUZ 744 Front St., Lahaina - 667-5299

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

SPATS TRATTORIA

MON - DJ JP, No cover, 10pm; TUE - DJ Boomshot, No cover, 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups, No cover, 10pm

DJ Blast, $15, 9:30pm

Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali - 667-4727

Crunch Pups No cover, 9:30pm

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

Erin Smith Band No cover, 9:30pm

TUE - Dan Brandt, No cover, 9:30pm; WED - John Moore Project, No cover, 9:30pm

Kenny Roberts No cover, 9:30pm

The Butcher Brothers $3, 9pm

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

TIP-UPS TAVERN

Kilohana No cover, 10pm

1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

2259 S. Kihei Rd, 874-6284.

CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Fri, Ron Kuala’au. 6:15 p.m. , Sat Tarvin Makai 6:15 p.m.1237 L Main St, Wailuku,

244-8774. Café Marc Aurel - Sat, Belly Dancing. 7 p.m. & 8 p.m.; Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N.

Tom Cherry $5, 10pm

Ohana Groove $5, 10pm

DJ Shark in da Water No cover, 9:30pm

■ KAANAPALI BEACH CLUB 104 Ka’anapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000

2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525

Lawerence and Friends.

Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu, Live music; Fri,

Ono Bar & Grille - Thu, Sat, Steve Sargenti; Fri,

Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue,

Larry Golis; Sun, Margie Heart; Mon, Ernest Puaa;

■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922

Ernest Pua’a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting

Tue, Brian Haia; Wed, Pam Peterson. Tue-Sun

ceremony nightly.

shows, 6-9 p.m. Mon, 5:30-9 p.m.

■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL

Tropica - (Early sets) Thu, Wed, Brian Haia; Fri, Sat,

2525 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0011

Mon, Marvin Tevaga; Sun, Josh Kahula; Tue, Ernest

Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852.

Kupanaha - Nightly, Hula show, 6:30-7:30 p.m.

Mañana Garage - Mon, Neto & Friends. 6:30-9

Tiki Courtyard - Nightly, Alanui with Uncle Rudi;

p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

Sun, Hula show. All sets 6:30 p.m.

Sushi Go - Wed, Live music. 4-8 p.m. Queen

■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT

Pua`a. Early sets 3-6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat, Tue, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Steve Sargenti; Mon, Josh Kahula. Late sets 6-9 p.m.

SOUTH MAUI ■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA

Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500

Wow-wee Maui Cafe - Sat, Bradduh Francis,

Thu, Kincaid and Albert; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincaid

8:30-11:30 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414.

Basques; Sun, Kapule Paoa; Wed, Albert Kaina. All

Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu, Steve Repollo

sets 7-9 p.m.

and Alan Villeran; Sat, Mon, Island Style Trio with

UPCOUNTRY MAUI

Lobby Lounge - Nightly, Live music. All sets 6Hana Hou Cafe - Thu, Haiku Hillbillys Randall; Wed, Tom Conway and Randall Rospond. All sets 69 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. Jacque’s - Mon, Live Jazz. 5 p.m. 120 Hana

Highway, Paia, 579-8844. Livewire Cafe - Tue, Green Room Blue; Wed, Eddie Float; Saturday, Joshua. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

RESORT SHOWS

10 p.m.

3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000

hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson; Fri, Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis; Sat, Mon, Nils

Banyan Tree Restaurant - Thu, Fri, Sat, Tue,

and Anastasia; Sun, Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria;

Wed, World fusion duo Ranga Pae. All sets 6:15-

Wed, Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata. Late sets

9:45 p.m.

8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly.

■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT

■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA

2780 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali, 661-3611

3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234

Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat, Live

Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m.

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Nightly, 5:30

■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL

p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo.

2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031

■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI

WEST MAUI

Lagoon Bar - Nightly, Hula dancing during sets.

■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA

Thu, Mon, Tue, Bobby and Ralph; Fri, Ralph and

Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

200 Nohea Kai Dr, Lahaina, 661-1234

Allan; Sat, Sun, Fausto and Kawaika; Wed, Nathan

■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA

and Ralph. All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff

3750 Wailea Alanui, Wailea

diving ceremony at sunset nightly.

East Wing - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth.

■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL

Lower Courtyard - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie

Weeping Banyan Lounge - Nightly, Live music. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

AUGUST 16, 2007

TUE - The New Project, $5, 10pm;

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Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly, Hula dancing. 6-9 p.m. Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly, Live music. 9-11 p.m. ■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace - Wed, Thu, Bobby Krueger; Fri, Mahalo Greg; Sat, Rama Camarillo; Sun, Mondo Kane; Mon, Tue, Lono. All sets 6-9 p.m. ■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge - (Very early sets) Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele Òhana Duo. Very early sets 9 a.m-1 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sat, Sun, Tue, Ron Kuala’au; Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele Òhana Duo. Early sets 6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Wed, Mele Òhana Duo. Late sets 8:30-10:30 p.m.

EAST MAUI ■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI Hana, 248-8211 Paniolo Lounge - Thu-Sun, Live music. 6:309:30 p.m. Main Dining Room - Thu, Sun, Hula dancing. 7:30-8:15 p.m.

4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100

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Education Assistant Provide year-round educational/tutorial assistance to teenagers who are experiencing difficulties due to symptoms of mental illness or substance use at our residential facility school. Be able to work on a team in a multidisciplinary format. Requires minimum of an Associates Degree from a nationally accredited college/university or equivalent. $25K to $34K DOE. Program Manager/Therapist - Lahaina General duties include provision of individual, group and family therapy; hands-on coordination of daily operation, active participation in program development & assistance with supervision of program personnel at our Lahaina Independent Living Program for teens. MSW or MA in related field; $35K to $60K DOE. Youth Care Professional – Lahaina Want to help others? Are you flexible, energetic, a team player w/good communication, and have an eagerness to learn? If so, we have social services positions available to assist youth day to day, providing supervision, support, guidance and activities in a residential independent living program; weekdays/weekends; FT or PT; BA/AA or HS w/exp; $23K to $35K DOE. . Requires a valid driver’s license and access to an insured vehicle Please send resume: Attn: Human Resources P.O. Box 790006, Paia, HI 96779 Fax: 808-579-8426 hr@myfs.org Visit www.myfs.org for Application An Equal Opportunity Employer

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A fun, exciting job in Lahaina on the Maui Princess Dinner Cruise. Earn an average of $150$200 per shift. Drug testing required. Call Lucy (808) 357-3938 LIVE & work in Paradise. A new taxi is ready for you under the shady tree of the best Cab company on West Maui. Will train. Native English speakers only Call: 665-1777. Email: kaanapalitaxi@yahoo.com

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VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Prepare for sensory overload, Virgo. Even you famous multitaskers will be hard-pressed to keep up with your own lives this week. Astrologically, there’s so much happening that it’s impossible to pick what to write about. Most of it’s good, some of it’s more challenging (to put it mildly), but the point is that there’s just so much of it. It’s actually too much to wrap your head around or plan for. In fact, you’ll have the same problem I’m facing in formulating this horoscope: so much is happening that you’ll probably have trouble focusing on (and appreciating) any one thing.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Excellent writers, in my opinion, come in two basic varieties: some wow you with incredible writing that’s astonishingly beautiful, clever, or surprising. Others just get out of the way of the stories they have to tell, and you find yourself totally immersed in the world they’ve created. Storytelling is similar. Keep this in mind when you’re telling stories, even if you’re just talking about what you did last night. The more compelling you can be this week, either through your brilliance or your ability to get out of your own way, the happier everyone (including you) will be.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) When you spend a week at the beach, it’s virtually impossible to keep sand out of everything: it’s perpetually in your clothes, bed, food and all your cracks and crevices. This, effectively, is what’s happening to you. One tiny aspect of your life is infecting all the rest, so that every meal, dream, and moment is flavored by it. There’s no easy solution for this, of course, besides leaving the oceanfront entirely, which would mean you’d also miss out on all the fun to be had there. However, you can take measures to make sure that sand (or its equivalent) has a minimal impact on your life. This week, I’d suggest you do so.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

Tolerance for incompetence and stupidity isn’t one of your fortes—nor should it be. Don’t let kindhearted Cancers or forgiving Pisces talk you into cutting these losers any slack. If they can’t cut it, cut them loose, despite what supposedly more compassionate sorts might think is the way to go. Sure, they might have untapped potential, but you don’t have time to wait for them to figure out how to access it, nor the energy to help them, so in actuality the kindest thing you can do is free them to find something they might already be good at or someone who actually has time to help them figure it all out.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) People do change, but so slowly and with so much backsliding along the way that it’s foolhardy to count on it. If being with someone is contingent upon them altering something about themselves or their behavior, forget about it. They just won’t be able to do it in a timeframe that works for you. Expecting them to will only lead to bitterness and resentment and an unhappy ending for both of you. You need to decide today: Can you live with them just as they are, even if they never succeed at becoming who you wish they’d be? If the answer is no, then get out and stop torturing yourself, and them.

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ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) People are impatient when it comes to transformation. Fat people hope to become thin overnight, and unhealthy folks want to pop a pill and wake up in perfect condition. Some wish they could lose their baggage as effectively as some airlines, but somehow most of it keeps catching up with them. When it comes to not wanting to wait for change, you Rams are the worst. You’ve learned to apply patience in so many other areas of your life, especially regarding other people. When it comes to yourself, however, you’re impossibly demanding. Ambition is one thing, but no one could live up to your unreasonable expectations of yourself. Cut yourself some slack, and give yourself some time.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Do what you love, whether or not you’re good at it. If you do it with enough passion and enthusiasm, people will adore you for it, despite whatever shortcomings you have. I love singing, for example, even though I’m not especially good at it (fortunately I’m not tone deaf, either), and people usually goodnaturedly put up with my frequent bursts of song even when they’re out of key. Your friends will do the same for you, because they’ll be happy to see you happy, right? This week, ask them to humor you rather than humiliate you when you try something you won’t necessarily be good at. Chances are, they will.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Add love to the world. This is something I reckon we all ought to be doing all the time. I want you to focus on it especially this week. Every minute of the day, in every situation this week, I want you to think, “How can I add love or joy to this situation?” Don’t be discouraged if your efforts seem to go unappreciated; this isn’t just about what you get back, and anyway, people aren’t necessarily used to loving and joyful activity while waiting in line at the DMV, or wherever you are. Trust that there will be a positive ripple effect, and what goes around will, eventually, come around.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) It’s all about untying knots this week. You’re good at unraveling twisted tangles, but it’s frustrating when some of the knots you’re forced to undo are ones you spent a long time creating in the first place. Unfortunately, they’re keeping you from getting at tangles that are long overdue for loosening and freedom. It’s better not to use scissors, because keeping those connections between people is generally always a good thing, but don’t be afraid to make a strategic snip here or there if it’ll dramatically simplify your task. You can always re-tie the ones you’ve undone; if they’re meant to stay bound, they will.

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4:05 My husband and I start having a UFC brawl next to the playground. The kids are laughing, but we’re going for blood. He slips out of my rear-naked-choke and gets me into a trachea crushing headlock. I tap, but only because I didn’t want to pass out in front of strangers. I loathe tapping. 4:07 Wondering if we’re the only married couple on the island that practices consensual domestic violence. We decide that we might want to cut back on the MMA videos or maybe that the hubby should find a bigger sparring partner. 4:45 Driving home from the park, I look back at my kids and watch them take turns swigging off a bottle of apple juice like it’s a 40 of Mickey’s. My heart swells with pride. 6:01 The stepdaughter and her shoes go home. 6:32 I head to the office to get some work done—sans children. I eye the couch longingly. Maybe just a little nap? 7:52 Adina Howard’s “Freak Like Me” comes on the radio just as I’m approaching my driveway. I pass it and take a detour so I can hear the whole thing. I used to rock this song 12 years ago. 8:17 I’m finally in the shower, minding my own business when Hannah walks in, sits on the toilet and wants to chat. She hasn’t stopped talking in approximately four and a half years. 8:26 Still chatting. 8:28 From the shower, I finally get the point across that if she doesn’t get into bed immediately my head is going to start spinning around in circles and I may start vomiting green slime. “Okay,” she says. “Well, have good dreams, Mommy.” 8:29 For the first time in her life, Hannah remembers to turn off the light behind her. 8:31 Showering in the dark’s not so bad, but now I’m thinking about The Exorcist. Starr Begley can’t decide if cable is good or evil. MTW

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