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THIS WEEK’S QUESTION Your wealthy aunt just left you a yacht. What do you name it? Editor: Jacob Shafer (808) 283-1308 / jacob@mauitime.com Money Pit Calendar Editor/Staff Writer: Anu Yagi (808) 264-8039 / calendar@mauitime.com Ulupana Proofreader: Dina Wilson Contributors: Jessica Armstrong, Caeriel Crestin, Lloyd Dangle, Beau Ewan, Doug Levin, Jared Libby, Greg Mebel, Heather Nicholson, Rob Parsons, Ron Pitts, Chuck Shepherd, Ynez Tongson, Barry Wurst II Photographer: Sean Michael Hower S.S. Richie Rich But Really Poor as Hell Art Director: Brittany Shaw (808) 281-8975 / brittany@mauitime.com Merrily, Merrily... Graphic Designer: Kellee LaVars Advertising Executive: Brad Chambers (808) 283-3260 / brad@mauitime.com The Filthy Wanker General Manager: Jennifer Russo (808) 280-3286 / jen@mauitime.com Pailolo Administrative Executive: Judy Toba (808) 244-0777 / judy@mauitime.com I Wanted a Car Administrative Assistant: Jennifer Brown Kitty Crew Web Design: Linear Publishing www.linearpublishing.com Publisher: Tommy Russo (808) 283-0512 / tommy@mauitime.com What wealthy aunt?

Gubernatorial candidates reel in the cash in Coconut Wireless. Details emerge in the case of the two sleeping go! pilots. Lance Collins recounts the life and legacy of Corazon Aquino. Rob Report takes a drive to Hana. A family uses urine to find a missing dog in News of the Weird. LC Watch looks for signs of drunkenness. Eh Brah! is peeved at a panhandler. A&B fires off a response and the Ole love keeps flowin’ in Editor’s Inbox.

12 FEATURE STORY As tourism continues to sag, Doug Levin examines the viability of other economic drivers in part one of our series, Revisiting the Visitor Industry.

15 ONO KINE GRINDS Cafe Marc Aurel adds hot breakfast to the menu and Tutti Frutti serves cold treats.

17 MUSIC SCENE Anu talks story with uke virtuoso Derick Sebastian and says his star is on the rise.

18 FILM REVIEW Barry Wurst II could have gone for less than (500) Days of Summer.

19 Film Listings

20 DA KINE CALENDAR Anu skims off the cream of the entertainment crop, including Wailuku’s First Friday, a performance by America and bon dance festivities.

22 Calendar Listings 23 Grid

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BY JACOB SHAFER JACOB@MAUITIME.COM

[ Coconut Wireless ] HYPA LOCAL The comedy of errors that is the Kealia Pond National Wildlife Refuge boardwalk continues. The boardwalk, which has been hit with a cascading series of delays and snafus since it was first constructed more than a half-decade ago, sits idle, adorned with a large “closed” sign (and a few bits of graffiti). In May, officials said the end was in sight— and they’re still saying that, even as the gates remain locked. On August 1, The Maui News reported that the culprit was a missing “no left turn” sign. On August 4, I spoke with wildlife biologist Mike Nishimoto, who said he believes the problem now is that “the [sign] material is not thick enough” to hold up in the wind, meaning new signs will have to be installed. We’ve hammered this project on multiple occasions, but to be clear: we want to see the thing opened. We’re rooting for success. Whether we’re optimistic is another matter… Nearly a year after a group of Native Hawaiian sovereignty advocates broke into the Iolani Palace on Oahu, their leader, Mauian James Akahi, was slapped with a $1,000 fine for trespassing. A Circuit Court judge dropped a felony burglary charge that could have led to jail time, but told Akahi, who claims to be the rightful monarch of the Kingdom of Hawaii, that his plan of action “couldn’t have been more wrong,” according to the Honolulu Advertiser. That may be true, especially on a practical level (reports at the time indicated the plot failed in part because the would-be king couldn’t find his throne), but as Hawaii celebrates 50 years of statehood, the sovereignty debate is certainly a pertinent one…

LOCAL The election is still more than a year away, but Hawaii’s gubernatorial candidates are in full-on cash-acquisition mode. Campaign contribution and expenditure reports filed last week revealed robust totals for the three leading contenders, made even more impressive (if that’s the right word) by the stormy economic climate. Between January 1 and June 30, dueling Democrats Rep. Neil Abercrombie ($486,272) and Honolulu Mayor Mufi Hanneman ($583,019) outpaced Republican Lt. Gov. Duke Aiona ($308,753). Don’t worry about Duke, though—he’s got $800,000-plus in his war chest, more than twice as much as

Abercrombie (though that doesn’t count the dough left in Neil’s congressional coffers). Hanneman, meanwhile, leads the pack with almost $1.17 million. While each candidate naturally wants to spin his fundraising efforts as grassroots, all took money from corporate heavy hitters: Abercrombie got the maximum $6,000 from Royal Hawaiian Cruises, $2,000 from Alexander & Baldwin and $1,000 from defense contractor General Dynamics Corps.; Aiona received $1,000 and $700 from the presidents of Castle & Cooke and shipping company The Pasha Group, respectively; Hanneman, who received the max contribution from dozens of individual donors, reeled in $4,000 from Castle & Cooke and another $1,000 from Central Pacific Bank. (To scour the reports yourself, go to hawaii.gov/campaign.)… While others wrangle for the right to take her crown, on July 30 Gov. Lingle delivered her weekly radio address (all the obsolescence of Roosevelt’s fireside chats, none of the candor or eloquence). Here’s a snippet: “We know the economic downturn is causing a strain on families and businesses, and we’re doing our best every day to change that downward trend. Despite unprecedented budget restrictions, my cabinet directors are working with their dedicated employees to find common-sense solutions to the real challenges facing our state.” We’ve dedicated a regular column (Spin Cycle, pg. 9) to parsing PR doublespeak, but this one had too much euphemistic goodness to be contained there. How many instances of clichéd circumlocution can you spot? (I count at least six.)… Remember back in March when Saturday Night Live did that sketch about the two disgruntled locals making fun of tourists at a resort bar on Kauai? And how state officials— including Lt. Gov. Aiona—were all up in arms about it, with Hawaii Tourism Authority board chair Kelvin Bloom calling it “insulting” and “distasteful” in a Honolulu Advertiser article? Well if they hated that, they must really be pissed about the new thriller A Perfect Getaway, which depicts a group of honeymooning hikers being terrorized by a psychotic killer on the Na Pali coast. Take it away HTA chief executive Mike McCartney, quoted in a KHON report: “It’s a movie…it’s not reality and I think the visitors and movie goers understand the difference between fiction and reality.” Oh. Never mind…

They all have the same favorite color. ongoing Obama citizenship (non)-controversy: an alleged (and by “alleged” I mean “fake”) Kenyan birth certificate showing the President was indeed born on African soil. The document has been ripped to shreds (metaphorically speaking) by experts who have pointed out its many flaws and inconsistencies (even Karl Rove, via Twitter, said the thing “is likely a forgery”). But of course that hasn’t stopped the birthers and their Queen crazy—some too-nuts-to-be real chick named Orly Taitz—from shouting their conspiracy nonsense to any cable news show that will listen (which is pretty much all of them). Then again, lest you dismiss this as a fringe movement, keep in mind: a recent Daily Kos poll showed 58 percent of Republicans either don’t believe Obama is a U.S. citizen or aren’t sure. OK, so the source is slanted left, but

even if the numbers are only half that, it’s still disturbing… If you doubt that we are a nation of drug addicts or that the pharmaceutical companies are the biggest pushers on the planet, turn your attention to a recent report published in the Archives of General Psychiatry, which found that between 1996 and 2005, the number of Americans using antidepressants rose from 7 million to 13 million. Not coincidentally, in 2005 the makers of antidepressants spent more than $1 billion on advertising, according to a Reuters report. Are you reaching for your Paxil yet? MTW Jacob Shafer is also available in Twitter form; visit twitter.com/jacobshafer.

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NOT LOCAL They just won’t go away. The “birthers” as they are now asking to be called (and I don’t know why I’m obliging) are fired up about a new piece of “evidence” in the

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BY JACOB SHAFER JACOB@MAUITIME.COM

Asleep at the wheel New report reveals disturbing details about go! flight 1002 here are a few things a commercial airline pilot simply cannot do. Falling asleep at the wheel is one of them. But that’s exactly what happened on the morning of February 13, 2008, as go! flight 1002 made its way from Honolulu to Hilo. And not only did the pilot fall asleep— his copilot did, too. For an undetermined period of time, the plane was flying on autopilot, thousands of feet in the air and full of unwitting passengers, with no one to take control. Details of the incident are recounted in a recently released report from the National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB). The report spells out what could have been a harrowing moment in Hawaii aviation history, a near-disaster that was averted seemingly as much by luck as anything else. Flight 1002 left Honolulu International Airport at approximately 9:16am. At around 9:30am, Captain Scott Oltman communicated via radio that the flight was ascending to its cruising altitude of 21,000 feet. A controller

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cleared the flight to continue toward its destination and received confirmation. At 9:33am, the controller repeated the clearance and again the flight crew confirmed. Seven minutes later, at 9:40am, the controller sent a transmission telling the flight crew to change radio frequencies. There was

with the crew, but the plane continued past the airport, still heading southeast. At 9:58am, 18 minutes had elapsed since the crew last made radio contact and flight 1002 had overshot its destination by 26 nautical miles. Then, finally, Captain Oltman sent a call sign. A controller asked

At 9:58am, 18 minutes had elapsed since the crew last made radio contact and flight 1002 had overshot its destination by 26 nautical miles. no reply. According to the NTSB report— obtained via the Aero-News Network—“the controller continued to try to contact the flight crew multiple times” without success. At 9:51am, flight 1002 turned southeast toward the Hilo airport but didn’t descend, which the NTSB report says is “consistent with the airplane being on autopilot.” Multiple controllers tried to make contact

if there was an emergency, to which the captain responded, according to the NTSB report, “No, we must have missed a hand off or missed a call or something.” Seventeen minutes later, the plane landed safely in Hilo. Captain Oltman and First Officer Dillon Shepley admitted to falling asleep en route. Both were subsequently fired by the airline and had their

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licenses suspended by the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA). The FAA didn’t take action against go! or its parent company, Arizona-based Mesa Air Group, according to a September 2008 Honolulu Advertiser report. The NTSB report attributes the incident to fatigue—both pilots had started work at 5:40am for three straight days. It goes on to state that the “captain had undiagnosed severe obstructive sleep apnea, which was diagnosed during a medical evaluation shortly after this incident and for which symptoms (such as snoring) and risk factors (such as obesity) were present before the incident.” It’s unclear whether go! and Mesa have taken steps to ensure pilots are tested for sleep apnea and not placed on schedules that could lead to fatigue. (Calls to Mesa were not returned at press time.) What is clear is that avoidable, negligent incidents like this should never occur. MTW

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Corazon Aquino (1933-2009) Recounting the revolutionary life of the Philippines’ first female president orazon Aquino, the former President of the Republic of the Philippines who led a peaceful urban revolution that ousted U.S.-backed dictator Ferdinand Marcos, died on August 1 at Makati Medical Center in Manila. Aquino was born into a wealthy family in Tarlac province, Philippines. After grade school, she went to the United States for college. She later married Benigno “Ninoy” Aquino, Jr., who became a senator and leading critic of President Marcos’s government. In 1972, a year before he was term-limited out of office, President Marcos declared martial law and abolished the national constitution; Aquino’s husband was arrested and sentenced to death. President Jimmy Carter reversed previous Republican policy on Marcos and refused to give the regime money unless democracy was restored. Marcos agreed to hold elections. In 1978, Aquino campaigned on her imprisoned husband’s behalf for the interim national assembly elections, which suf-

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fered widespread fraud. In 1980, Marcos exiled Aquino and her family to the U.S. Aquino’s husband returned to the Philippines in 1983 and was summarily executed as he exited the airplane in Manila. Protests against the Marcos regime unified around the image of Aquino and her loss.

In Hawaii, where Marcos remains popular among his fellow Ilocanos, Aquino’s legacy is mixed. In November, 1985, Marcos announced a snap presidential election to be held the following year. A petition with a million signatures appeared within a week urging Aquino to run. She agreed. On February 7, 1986, an election was held. The Marcoscontrolled Commission on Elections declared Marcos the winner while the independent National Movement for Free Elections indicated Aquino was victorious. The national assembly installed

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Fidel Ramos called on Marcos to resign and took over two military bases in Metro Manila. Manila Cardinal Jaime Sin, a confidant of Aquino, used Catholic Veritas radio to encourage people to go to the bases to protect them from Marcos; the crowds eventually swelled to several million. When it became clear Marcos would only survive the protests with massive civilian casualties, Marcos, his family and close allies were taken to Clark Air Force

Base and eventually exiled to Hawaii. Once in office, Aquino was confronted with a powerful right-wing military, a fullscale left-wing civil war and a systemic system of corruption. The military attempted seven coups against Aquino and forced her to spend most of her time in office stabilizing the political process. She retired at the end of her term. In 2001, Aquino participated in the protests that successfully ousted President Joseph Estrada and installed current President Gloria MacapagalArroyo. When charges of corruption were leveled against Macapagal-Arroyo, Aquino called for her resignation as well. Aquino has been hailed internationally as a symbol of the peaceful democratic revolutionary process that was subsequently followed in Eastern Europe and Asia. In Hawaii, however, where Marcos remains popular among his fellow Ilocanos, Aquino’s legacy is mixed and the remembrance of her death subdued. MTW

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[ Rob Report ]

Mood swing

Over the influence Of the two things the LC likes to bust venues for, one is easy to identify, the other is (potentially) difficult. The first, of course, is selling to someone under 21 years old. Setting aside fake IDs, it’s pretty simple: check the DOB on the driver’s license and do the math.

The beauty of East Maui stirs introspection louds shrouded the Alenuihaha Channel between Hana and the Big Island as squalls blew across the choppy ocean waters. Looking down over steeply sloping pastures, we watched the advancing showers race toward the shoreline below, where surging waves from Tropical Storm Lana, far to the south, crashed audibly against the lava rocks, sending cascades of whitewater into coastal tide pools. We had no agenda for our two days in Hana, and no expectations of rain or shine. We were ready to soak in either—or, as it turned out, both. Heather and I left Haiku on Friday afternoon, and encountered little traffic. With more curves than a beauty pageant competition, the Hana Highway is also a bit of a misnomer: to the thousands of rental cars that traverse the scenic, sometimes treacherous road every year, there is little that resembles the fast-moving turnpikes of the Mainland. Being “on assignment” meant that we took our sweet time, stopping at many of the roadside fruit stands along the way. Smiling Aina, working inside the refurbished school bus at the bustling Twin Falls fruit and smoothie stand, was more than happy to pose for a picture. A bit further, the Huelo Point stop offered a luscious array of fruit, while their hand-lettered sign also advertised crepes. Each roadside stand has unique elements to attract travelers. Colorful signs beckon with sumptuous offerings, ranging from passion fruit to banana bread to smoked BBQ. My favorite sign: “Honk if you’re hungry.”

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am continually amazed by Hana’s botanical lushness, cultural richness, sparkling beaches and unwavering sense of place. Geographic isolation and high real estate prices are two obvious reasons why the region has changed little over the years. Cottages now dot the bluff below the ballpark, an adjunct of the Hotel Hana, and a few more luxury homes are tucked into the hillsides. But a golf course proposed years ago never passed the community’s muster, and even ownership changes at the ranch and hotel don’t bring wholesale alterations. On this Saturday morning, many donned aloha attire to bid farewell to

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one of Hana’s matriarch’s, Gertrude Boerner, who passed away a month short of her 99th birthday. Her son, Chuck, has helped spread Hana’s tropical bounty throughout Maui and beyond; his Ono Organic Farms now sets up a daily stand at the parking lot where the original Hasegawa General Store stood before it burned down in 1990. Heather and I headed away from town, driving through alternating drizzle and sunshine toward Kipahulu. We huddled under the Ho‘onanea Farm stand, trying to stay dry while Julie cheerfully made us a veggie taco. We bought a ripe egg fruit, and upon tasting it later, wished we’d bought the entire box. After passing the Haleakala National Park Center, we were met by a smiling local family on horseback who offered up shakas as we inched by them. We visited the Laulima Farm stand, set amidst a colorful patchwork of terraced gardens. Inside, a stationary bike is hooked up to a blender so customers can generate enough electricity to mix their own smoothies. In the corner stood an enormous jackfruit, nearly as tall as the four-legged stool beside it. “Yeah,” said the counter girl, recognizing my astonishment, “that one weighs more than 50 pounds.” he lush jungle suddenly gave way to the bare cliff-side, where repairs from the October 2006 earthquake required a protracted road closure. Now, the wire draping on the pali resembles a giant hukilau net, as if a Hawaiian demigod hung it there to dry. We parked under a hala tree near Alelele bridge, where the stream waters trickle over smooth river rocks and into the crashing waves. Pausing to honor the sacredness of the place, we wrapped small stones in ti leaves and murmured our thanks to the ancestors of this land. A nearly hidden path brought us to the foot of Alelele Falls, water cascading 70 feet down into the pool before us. With little warning, clouds covered the sun. Winds swept into the valley, bringing sheets of rain and sending us scampering to the lee side of the valley wall and into a small grotto overhang. In minutes, the weather cleared again. We traipsed out, pausing to pick a couple maunaloa flowers, a sweet pea prized by lei-makers. Heather hung one pink flower on each of her gold hoop earrings, a delicate reminder of our adventure-filled hike. Dinner at Karen Davidson’s home above Mu‘olea Point featured a fabulous

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LC Watch The second thing is over-serving, or serving to someone who’s already drunk. That’s a lot more subjective. Sure, blood alcohol level is scientific (though not foolproof), but unless you’re going to give every customer a breath test, it falls to judgment, experience and instinct—three things that are tough to apply consistently.

Thank God for Hana. baked pumpkin from the Hana Fresh garden stand in front of the Hana Health Center. Satiated, we retired to bed in her art studio. Colorful paper sculptures of florals, landscapes and abstracts adorned the walls above, eliciting wildly imaginative dreams while squalls beat intermittent rhythms on the roof. Sunday morning featured a whim of a recipe conceived the night before: pumpkin pancakes with fresh mangoes! As we ate, Karen asked, “Doesn’t it seem as though the recession is starting to ease up?” “Not really,” I answered, unable to conjure any clear indications of a positive upturn. Of the many roadside signs we observed the previous day, one in particular caught my eye. On a sharp turn between Hana and Kipahulu, a yellow reflector was affixed to a large mango tree. In the center of the reflector, a bumper sticker in black gothic letters offered a one-word mantra: “Change.” Change needn’t be scary or imposing. There is a homeostasis in the unfolding magic; in Hana, the molecules of change are imbued within the ginger blossoms, moist breezes, smiles of strangers and even the lava rocks. And in Heavenly Hana, as sublime and colorful as a ripe mango, change is good. MTW

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The only new case listed on the docket for this month’s Adjudication Board meeting is a charge of serving to an intoxicated individual (details next week), so now seems like a good time to parse the issue. The Rules of the Liquor Commission say a person is “under the influence of liquor” when they have “consumed intoxicating liquor sufficient to impair at the...time under inquiry the person’s normal mental faculties or ability to care for oneself and guard against casualty, or sufficient to substantially impair...that clearness of intellect and control of oneself which the person would otherwise normally possess.” That’s a mouthful, but it’s also almost uselessly opaque. What concrete signs can servers look for to determine if someone’s had one (or four) too many? For an answer, let’s head to the Mainland. On its Web site (lcc.ne.gov), the Nebraska LC provides a list of “50 possible signs of visual intoxication.” A few of the better (read: funnier) ones include: “overly animated or entertaining”; “drinking alone”; “mussed hair”; “lighting more than one cigarette at a time”; and (this one is probably a slam-dunk) “can’t find mouth with glass.”

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[ News of the Weird ] CONSOLATION PRIZE: PURGATORY Apparently believing that religious competition in the Middle East is not exciting enough already, the television station Kanal T in Istanbul, Turkey, is preparing a reality game show for September release in which 10 certified atheists try to resist conversion by a priest, a rabbi, a Muslim imam and a Buddhist monk. The exact rules have not been disclosed, but the “winning” convert will receive an expense-paid trip to the holy land of the most persuasive religion (the Vatican, Jerusalem, Mecca or Tibet). According to a July Reuters report, Turkey’s Islamic Religious Affairs Directorate, not surprisingly, has vowed never to cooperate.

IT TAKES ALL KINDS The New Age movement might be growing too inclusive, according to a July report in the St. Paul Pioneer Press (published in a city where the concept of “New Age” is already highly nuanced). “[P]agans feel jilted,” wrote the reporter. “Chiropractors want out [of consideration],” “channelers wonder if they belong,” and “organic farmers don’t want to be near pet psychics.” Said one St. Paul merchant, “I have customers who completely believe in fairies and will laugh at you if you believe in Bigfoot.” But, said one New Age magazine editor, the movement should “encompass anything on a spiritual path— Bigfoot, Jesus, Buddha. Even worshipping a frog is sort of OK.”

LOOK OUT, PIRATES! PEE BACK SOON By early July, Jonathan Baltesz and his wife and kids were desperate to find their 10-year-old black Labrador mix, Simon, who had run away. They had one more plan, however. The family members urinated into containers and sprinkled the contents at various locales around their town (Bristol, England), laid out so that Simon could follow a trail home. (Results were unavailable at press time.)

Farah Ahmed Omar was appointed recently as chief of Somalia’s navy, which ordinarily would be on the front lines against the throng of pirates operating off the country’s coast. Omar’s job is difficult, though, because the Somalian navy has not a single boat nor a single sailor, and Omar himself has not been to sea in 23 years. However, he told a reporter he was optimistic that the piracy could be stopped.

INOMPETENT CRIMINALS HEAVY LIFTING In June, the British charter airline Thomas Cook announced at the gate on the resort island of Mallorca that, regardless of seat assignments on a departing flight, passengers should sit toward the rear of the aircraft in order to balance the load (since it was already front-heavy with cargo and therefore harder on the pilot). Not surprisingly, 71 apprehensive passengers refused to board. (Also, some incoming passengers on that same aircraft, which experienced a similar balance problem, had dramatically dropped to their knees in the terminal, kissing the ground, calling the flight their worst ever.)

(1) A Polynesian man in his 20s was being sought as the robber of the Black Diamond Equipment store in Salt Lake City in June. He made off with some gear from the ski and climbing accessory store, but had originally demanded jewelry, as he apparently thought he was knocking off a “diamond” store. (2) Motorist Zackary Johnson was arrested in Athens, Ga., in June after pulling over a passing police car to inquire whether he had any warrants outstanding against him. No, answered the officer after a computer check, but he noted that Johnson’s driver’s license is under suspension, and he was arrested. MTW For an expanded News of the Weird, visit mauitime.com

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ehbrah@mauitime.com This goes out to the girl in the supermarket shopping center who begged me for money for food, asking for $1 or $5 for something to eat (at least try to look like you’re hungry). I said I had some change you could have (just in case you really were hungry) and gave it to you—it was certainly enough for a banana or an apple. You then threw it on the ground as an insult since it was “not enough.” My friends and I then watched you get back into the pickup truck with your pals as they came out and loaded it with beer. Your parents must be so proud. Maybe change your karma by volunteering a day feeding the homeless—but we both know that isn’t going to happen.

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[ Editor’s Inbox ] A&B RESPONDS Alexander & Baldwin has voluntarily designated nearly 27,000 acres of lands on Maui and 3,770 acres on Kauai as Important Agricultural Lands, dedicating them to agricultural use. The July 23 Rob Report gives readers the impression that, related to this designation, A&B would be seeking “fast track reclassification” incentives for certain parcels on Maui. For the record, A&B specifically waived our rights to utilize the 85 percent/15 percent reclassification incentive— now or in the future—for lands designated IAL both on Maui and on Kauai. We are in the process of assessing what agricultural incentives we may seek for our two active agricultural operations that could benefit— Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar (HC&S) on Maui and Kauai Coffee Company on Kauai. Despite some effort to cast doubts about our actions, we believe this dedication of land is a significant positive outcome for Maui, and hope your readers agree. Christopher Benjamin, HC&S General Manager and A&B Chief Financial Officer

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in all around me and everyone else. It was all over the carpets and people’s hair and clothing. I have endured many 4am allergy sessions, sneezing and not being able to breath. No matter that I am on the alert list and possibly receive a phone call of warning the day(s) prior. Not to mention the many people that have to eliminate their morning exercise routine because they can’t breath. Maui could truly be a paradise and thrive in today’s economy if the right choices were mandated. Is there any good news for cleanair lovers in the near future? Rebec, posted at mauitime.com

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PLEASE HELP! Are you the kid whose foster parents ditched him here? They brought you from the Mainland and left you here with no ID, no money, no hope. I held you as you cried, on that first Saturday evening at the McDonald’s in Kahului. I have been looking for you during the four weeks since. I’m working hard to provide you with a real, permanent home. A home where you are cared for and welcome. I won’t give up on you. I promise.

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Ed. Note: This is the first in a series of pieces that will examine the visitor industry and the future of the island’s economy. aui tourism is down—way down. Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you already know that. For the first quarter, visitor arrivals declined more than 22 percent from last year, which was also down from the year before. Over the last two years, we’ve lost almost 30 percent of our visitors. Ouch. The fundamental economic engine of this island is the money those tourists spend. Although only about 30 percent of our economy is part of that industry, they bring in well over 90 percent of our outside revenue. When the visitor industry suffers, we all (eventually) suffer. One of the problems with tourism is that it’s a luxury for our customers. As such, it waxes and wanes with the disposable income of our visitor base, leaving us at the mercy of macro-economic swings. Many other industries have similar problems (retail’s almost unhealthy need for a good Christmas season comes to mind). Is there anything we can do about this besides communal suffering? If we really wanted to, this problem of reliance on an often fickle income source could be corrected. For example, the present economic downturn wouldn’t effect us much if Maui primarily manufactured and sold, say, toothpaste. People need toothpaste no matter what their financial condition, and it’s inexpensive enough that they are unlikely to stop using their favorite brand and seek out cheaper alternatives when their personal financial situation deteriorates. However, it’s an accepted fact that manufacturing doesn’t work here—the shipping costs for raw materials in and finished goods out are prohibitive. So even if we tried very hard, it’s unlikely our community would be successful in any attempt to become the next manufacturing moguls of the world, toothpaste or otherwise.

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If not manufacturing, what could we do to collectively make a living besides tourism? If we imagine ourselves as a community watching one of those jobposting commercials, and in an epiphany decide we’re ready to make a completely new start, just what are our options? What industries are more fulfilling than tourism, pay well and, perhaps more importantly, would actually work? Let’s go on a hypothetical “career search” for our community, keeping in mind what we’re looking for. We need an industry that would pay $2.3 billion every year like tourism does (well, did) so we

island’s balance of payments, and create a safety net in case of some unforeseen emergency that interrupted our shipping. Final answer: it won’t be a complete replacement, but should be strongly supported by government policy and your spending choices. Medical: Unfortunately there’s not enough community base, even for a center of excellence. This could work in, say, a small community right next to a major city—which could set aside land for hospitals, medical colleges, research facilities, offer tax breaks, etc. to become a community known for it’s

To get completely away from tourism as our fundamental economic driver would be a difficult and time-consuming journey. can maintain our standard of living, while at the same time improving our quality of life without damaging our environment. Ready? Let’s assess some possible “job offers,” and see how they stack up against tourism. Manufacturing: As already noted, we’re too far away from raw materials and end users—and one look at the sugar plant tells us we don’t want a bunch of factories on Maui. Plus, factory jobs are the poster children for unsatisfying career choices. Final answer: not likely except for some small specialty items. Farming: Unfortunately the only farm product that could generate billions in revenue isn’t legal. With legal crops the work is hard and it doesn’t pay well (at either the owner or laborer level). However, it does make a nice complement to other industries. A healthy farming industry could reduce our reliance on food imports. This would help our

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medical expertise. However, again, our geographic location makes this choice economically unviable. Additionally, there’s no way our state government, which is essentially run by Oahu, would ever grant the certificates of need necessary to even get started. This is a government-regulated industry; Oahu can and will keep us a medical backwater for a complex variety of political reasons, including the need to support their own medical industry. Final answer: great, fulfilling, high paying jobs—but forget it. Energy: There is none to export that actually creates sizable quantities of good jobs. The solar farm on Lanai and continuing geothermal research are worthwhile experiments, but don’t create many actual positions after the installation is complete. Green energy technology is an interesting possibility—but it’s not classified with energy. Final answer: technology may change

this in the future, but we’re currently not qualified for this “career.” Raw Materials: Maui doesn’t really have any to export except our sand to Oahu, which apparently won’t last long. Additionally, this is a low-margin industry and there are those darned shipping costs again. Final Answer: no. Professional Services: Legal, architectural, accounting, etc. are high paying, quality of life careers, but due to the necessity of specializing in local law, planning and tax rules these are difficult to deliver at a distance. Those services that aren’t locally driven are already being exported overseas to places like India and the Philippines. Some similar services, like customer or technical support, are so price sensitive that we can’t compete with Oklahoma—much less India—with our high cost of living here. Plus, our community tends to have an accent that adds a nice local flavor for tourists, but makes it difficult to serve the Mainland (McDonald’s discovered this in reverse when it tried to setup call centers on the Mainland for their drivethroughs—they had to find local voices after a few weeks because there was a communication difficulty). Final answer: not really exportable; we should only expect as much of this industry as we can consume ourselves. Retail: We already have a strong retail base, but the only portion bringing in outside income is tourism retail. Most of the other retail tends to sell products manufactured elsewhere, which actually damages our balance of payments when local money is enticed offshore for that new item from China or the Mainland. As an interesting example, take Cuba, where the tourism industry abruptly halted in the early 1960s due to the American boycott. Without any other valuable export product, their economy has remained crippled for going on half a century— unable to buy anything on the international market. What does that have to do with retail? Retail is primarily one of our drains, not a spigot, and as such it quick-


ly removes the capital we work so hard to entice to our tropical paradise. Final answer: this can never be an industry we rely on to make our living. Education: A top quality, full-time university could draw outside students, research dollars and create a college town economy. However, the cost is over-the-top prohibitive, and the amount of time necessary to establish a “must go” destination school (like a USC) would take decades. Who’s going to front those dollars? Certainly not the state, which is committed to Oahu and the University of Hawaii system (Maui Community College notwithstanding). Final answer: it’s a compelling idea, with excellent possibilities for careers and outside revenue, two or more generations would have to be fully committed before this could come to fruition. Construction & Development: Two issues: too much already, especially right after a boom, and it doesn’t really bring in outside revenue because construction is financed with loans, not revenue sources. While people with second homes pay with outside money, all locals who have to service these loans must do so with money coming into the island. So construction creates a borrowing-fueled

economic bump while it’s occurring, then a debt-servicing economic slump when the mortgage payments start (sound familiar?). This industry would also continue to divide our community between the extremely vocal no-growth proponents (which do appear to be in the minority) and the far less organized majority. While it’s hard to define this majority, here’s an attempt: they have no plan, but they dislike the fanaticism of zero growth. Final answer: to protect the ‘aina and avoid false “profits” we should not base our entire economy on this boom/bust industry, but—as with professional services—a small, healthy one should always exist. Finance: The truth is that to be in this industry you need to either have capital to provide or to setup markets for that capital to collect and allocate itself. Or, and this is even harder, you need to reach for the complex mix of both called insurance companies. This is a difficult industry to break into, and frankly New York beat us to it 200 years ago. Final answer: not going to happen, sorry. Technology: When you take a first look it’s such a compelling idea. With our abundance of environmentally minded citizens and our healthy solar,

wind, geothermal and wave energy reserves, Maui as a Mecca for testing and developing green technology is an option that has been discussed by some local visionaries. This also segues nicely with the farming industry—they can work together to make us a true self-sustaining community. Unfortunately, a technology industry needs three key things to be competitive on the world stage: trained scientific minds, ultracompetitive entrepreneurs and a supportive community. We have none of those three in sufficient quantities to make a solid run at it anytime soon. Yet we could start—these things get started as trickles. Perhaps a good first step would be setting up a county-funded technology center that follows a model like the Manoa Innovation Center (a state run entity, which of course is on Oahu). Final answer: intriguing, but lots of roadblocks. hen you look at that list, you realize there aren’t many other industries that will work for Maui. The one that might is technology, but unfortunately every other community with economic problems is fighting for this one. And even if we start now and are ultimately successful, we’re still generations away from replacing tourism. Now that we’ve looked at our options, perhaps the real question we should ask ourselves is whether it’s really in our best interests to “change jobs”? To get completely away from tourism as our fundamental economic driver would be a difficult and time-consuming journey. And tourism has great advantages, especially for us. Hawaii in general and Maui in particular are among the most amazing places in the world, and we’re also blessed with particularly heavyspending visitors year-round. Yes, we have what appears to be a slow season, but compared to, say, a ski resort town where most businesses simply close down for eight months, our slow season is quite benign. Being a tourist destination also supports a more diverse restaurant industry. A community our size would normally have far fewer establishments to chose from (and more of those would be generic chains) if it weren’t for the additional visitors eating out every night to support them. There are clearly other advantages to tourism, but perhaps most importantly: our visitors do us a huge favor every time we talk with one of them—they are still in awe of our little island. How valuable is it to be reminded we reside in one of Earth’s most cherished spots? Since it pays the bills too, we should all be willing to live with that. MTW

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Either way, what you probably don’t know unless you’re a faithful regular (and there are a few of us) is that Marc Aurel is bringing back hot breakfast to augment their bagels, pastries, smoothies and sundry caffeinated beverages. Options include: the obligatory breakfast sandwich, with eggs, melting provolone and tomatoes on a toasted bagel or croissant (add meat for an extra $1.50); two omelets, the Spanish (salsa, Manchego cheese and sour cream) and the spinach and Swiss, which also comes with tomatoes and red onions; and the quiche du jour, done up meaty or meatless depending on your persuasion. On the cold side of the menu there’s the bluebird—a mix of organic yogurt,

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The uke man cometh Local boy blessed in more ways than one kulele virtuoso and singer/songwriter Derick Sebastian is poised for nothing less than Hawaiian music greatness. With a new, all-instrumental album due out by year’s end, I predict a Na Hoku Hanohano Award on the horizon and expect that generations to come will one day revere the name Sebastian along

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with local legends the likes of Pahinui, Ho’opi‘i, Kamakawio‘ole, Cazimero and Beamer. His technical skills are astounding, but it’s his glowing Maui boy presence you can’t help but admire. I last saw Sebastian open for Paula Fuga at June’s Maui Chamber of Commerce Business After Hours event hosted by Island Sign, and was mesmerized by his fingers-flying take on classics like Carlos Santana’s “Europa,” along with his set of impassioned originals. A life-long music lover who decided to pursue

his art full-time four years ago, Derick has found himself escalating from the opening slot at gigs to the audience-grabbing headliner, and has made popular regular Mainland tours. “If I’m going to be away from my family, I want to be working doing something I love, not something I was purely obligated to do,” says Sebastian, who’s been spending more and more time on the road. “Everything I do is for my family.” This self-managed artist sat down with me recently with his beautiful ohana in tow. His two sons, Santana and Marley, are wonderfully well-behaved (a share of credit goes to his radiant wife, Raymi). Though still toddlers, the boys exude all the charm of their proud parents. Sebastian remembers his own childhood as “fairytale perfect…We did not have much, [but] we were happy and content. We simply felt blessed to have each other.” Blessings are a common theme. Even the tragic loss of his father to an industrial accident when he was three years old is put into his “everything happens for a reason” paradigm. “My father would not want me to be upset, fail, and blame others. He would want me to be strong, successful, and appreciative of life’s gifts,” says Sebastian. “I also believe that Dad has watched over me all these years, and helped to create the paths that I have chosen.” Between his regular on-island gigs at Hula Grill, private parties and Mainland

tours, Sebastian is realizing a dream that began back in the sixth grade. He was introduced to the ukulele—“a little instrument that sounded cool”—by teacher and mentor Sam Ellis. By eighth grade, he’d won a statewide ukulele competition with a song he co-wrote with Ellis titled “Magic Room.” “This is what I enjoy doing. This is what I know I should be doing,” says Sebastian. “I try to encourage people and say, ‘Hey, this is what’s right for me—but you gotta find you. It’s hard

work, but that’s what it takes to live your dreams.” On the heels of an April tour, Sebastian is already preparing for another Mainland venture in October. It’d be wise to keep an eye out for his new instrumental release, so you can say you had it first. As his trademark states, the Hawaiian music world will “Stop. Uke. [And] Listen.” MTW

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Summer of discontent Angsty rom com isn’t as good as it thinks it is greeting card writer (Joseph Gordan-Levitt) falls hard for Summer (Zooey Deschanel), an attractive co-worker who agrees to go out with him but remains headstrong about only wanting to be friends. The film opens with a teasing

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glimpse of the last scene, which establishes that their relationship lasts a total of 500 days. Title cards mark the beginning of every sequence, as we get glimpses of different days of their relationship in random order. Like its title, the movie is clever but full of itself. It was a wise choice to cast Deschanel (who was honored at

the Maui Film Fest this year when the film screened) in the title role. Rather than cast a flashier, more obvious actress, the filmmakers decided to showcase Deschanel’s considerable, thinking man’s, girl-nextdoor beauty. Unfortunately, while she’s as appealing as ever, her performance underlines what a limited actress she is, particularly in the film’s most complex role. Gordan-Levitt shows he can carry a movie, and, like Deschanel, casting him was a smart decision; he’s more of an Everyman than most movie stars, yet the story only offers him two different emotions—gleeful or depressed. The beginning suggests we’re in for a cinematic deconstruction of the modern romantic comedy and, for a while, it looks like the film might actually break new ground. But with the obligatory Meet Cute scene, the inclusion of the inevitable best friends who are only around to ask the lead “So, what’s she like?” and the endless montages, the film tips its hand and winds up being the same-old, same-old love story. There are some inventive touches, like a brilliant sequence, shot in split screen, that

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Pillow fight! juxtaposes the leading man’s expectations with reality. Director Marc Webb has a good eye and clearly knows how to merge beautiful cityscape imagery with a great song (the soundtrack is well worth a download). There are some funny throwaway jokes, like a nod to Patrick Swayze’s only number one pop song, but, like the big fantasy dream sequence that takes a good joke and hammers it to death, the film misses its chance to be remarkable by trying too hard. The term “art movie” used to refer to

risk-taking works like Blue Velvet. But now, more often than not, it means safe, “quirky,” star-studded movies about white angst, like Napoleon Dynamite, Juno and anything by Wes Anderson. Some of these films work beautifully, but many have their head up their okole, and are nowhere near as profound as they think they are. MTW

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New This Week (500) DAYS OF SUMMER - PG13 Romance - The lovey-dovey story of hip indie boy meets hip indie girl. Said boy (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) is a pie-in-the-sky romantic who endlessly courts said girl (Zooey Deschanel), who doesn’t share his fireworks idea of amore. 95 min. THE COLLECTOR - R - Horror - Jewel thief Arkin (Josh Stewart) picks the wrong night for lock picking, when the house he intends to burglarize is already booby trapped by a sadistic killer intent on butchering the family inside. The latest grueling thriller from those who brought you the series of Saw movies; not for the weak-stomached. Complete with fishhooks in eyelids, crazed canine mauling and bear traps to the brain. 88 min. G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA - PG13 Action - A super elite team of international military operatives battle the evildoer organization Cobra, with high tech weapons the likes of which you probably never dreamed of while playing with your Hasbro toys in the sandbox. This flashy new rendition’s battlefield is (not surprisingly) a North African desert. 120 min.

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on a group of kids who are trying to fight a bunch of aliens. 86 min. [Kate Bradshaw] FUNNY PEOPLE - R - Comedy - Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod. This most recent Judd Apatow flick stars Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill, among others. The protagonist (Sandler), after learning of an inoperable health condition, decides to take a budding comedian (Rogen) under his wing. 146 min. [KB]

SHOWTIMES Front Street Theater 900 Front Street, Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-F until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm, Discount Tue), Aliens in the Attic - G - F 4, 6:30, 9. Sa-Su 1:45, 4, 6:30, 9. M-Th 4, 6:30, 9. Julie & Julia - PG13 - F 4:30, 7, 9:30. Sa-Su 2, 4:30, 7, 9:30. M-Th 4:30, 7, 9:30.

G-FORCE - G - Art, Foreign - Zack Galifiankis and Will Arnett are among the cast members supplying voices to a squad of guinea pigs who have been sent on a mission to stop an evil billionaire from taking over the world. 86 min. [KB]

A Perfect Getaway - R - F 4:45, 7:15, 9:45. SaSu 2:15, 4:45, 7:15, 9:45. M-Th 4:45, 7:15, 9:45.

THE HANGOVER - R - Comedy - A bunch of dudes go to Vegas for a bachelor party and end up having to piece together what happened after they booze copiously. They’re already making a sequel to it. I’m not joking. 100 min. [KB]

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HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE - PG - Fantasy - This is the one where he dies. Just kidding. Now in his sixth year at Hogwart’s, Potter begins learning some dark secrets about one of his mentors, and discovering his feelings toward a certain young lady. 133 min. [KB] ICE AGE: DAWN OF THE DINOSAURS - PG - Animation - The adorable creatures from this animated franchise carry on, only this time there are dinosaurs, which will probably mislead another generation of kids about the nature of the fossil record. 89 min. [KB] ORPHAN - R - Horror - A couple who recently lost a baby adopt a 9-year-old named Esther, who ends up not being the innocent little girls she claims to be. We’re an American band. Woo. 123 min. [KB]

The Ugly Truth - R - F 5, 7:20, 9:50. Sa-Su 2:30, 5, 7:20, 9:50. M-Th 5, 7:20, 9:50.

Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 1-800326-3264 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm), 500 Days of Summer - PG13 - F-Sa 11:05, 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45, 9:55. Su-Th 11:05, 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45. Aliens in the Attic - G - F-Sa 11, 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40, 9:50. Su-Th 11, 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40. Funny People - R - 11:30, 2:30, 5:30, 8:30 Orphan - R - F-Sa 2:45, 8:10, 10:40. Su-Th 2:45, 8:10.

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Public Enemies - R - 11:45, 5:15 Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - PG13 - F-Sa 11:15, 3:10, 6:20, 9:30. Su-Th 11:15, 3:10, 6:20. The Ugly Truth - R - F-Sa 11, 1:15, 3:35, 6, 8:15, 10:30. Su-Th 11, 1:15, 3:35, 6, 8:15.

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1819 South Kihei Road, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm), 500 Days of Summer - PG13 - F-Sa 11, 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40, 9:50. Su 11, 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40. M-Th 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40. Funny People - R - F-Su 11, 2:15, 5:15, 8:15. MTh 1:15, 4:15, 7:15. G.I. Joe:The Rise of Cobra - PG13 - F-Sa 11:15, 1:50, 4:25, 7, 9:35. Su 11:15, 1:50, 4:25, 7. M-Th 12:05, 2:40, 5:15, 7:50. Julie & Julia - PG13 - F-Sa 11:05, 1:45, 4:25, 7:05, 9:45. Su 11:05, 1:45, 4:25, 7:05. M 12, 2:40, 5:20, 8. Tu 1, 3:40, 6:20. W-Th 12, 2:40, 5:20, 8.

Maui Mall Megaplex Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm), The Collector - R - F-Su 12:30, 2:40, 4:50, 6:55, 9:05. M-Th 2:40, 4:50, 6:55, 9:05.

Because the military needed some free advertising. JULIE & JULIA - PG13 - Comedy Writer/director Nora Ephron intertwines the lives of famed TV chef Julia Child (Meryl Streep) and at-wits-end New York professional Julie Powell (Amy Adams), in a two-scoop adaptation of their respective best-selling memoirs. Things get tastily tricky when Powell, on the eve of her 30th birthday, embarks on a mission to tackle all 524 recipes in Child’s Mastering the Art of French Cooking. 123 min. A PERFECT GETAWAY - R - Thriller Unrealistically sexy honeymooners in Hawaii (Steve Zahn and Milla Jovovich) take a remote and risky backpacking tour where they meet a terrified couple who recount the news of yet another couple recently found murdered. A wilderness, who-can-you-trust battle for their lives ensues; the movie’s trailer promises a surprise ending. 97 min.

Now Showing ALIENS IN THE ATTIC - G - Art, Foreign An adaptation of the William Faulkner short story “Barn Burning,” this film’s plot centers

THE PROPOSAL - PG13 - Romance - This is one of those “romantic comedies” that periodically gets pushed out. Sandra Bullock is a domineering executive who happens to be Canadian. She marries her assistant in order to stay in the U.S. Laughs presumably ensue (for some). 107 min. [KB] PUBLIC ENEMIES - R - Action - Johnny Depp stars as John Dillinger, who robbed the same banks that drove the U.S. into the Great Depression. Christian Bale stars as the FBI dude who was on his trail under the auspices of a cross-dressing J. Edgar Hoover. 100 min. [KB] TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN - PG13 - Art, Foreign - If there are two things I can’t get enough of, they are sequels and giant robots. In this case, the revisited giant robot race once again battles other giant robots that happen to be evil. 150 min. [KB] THE UGLY TRUTH - R - Comedy - Basically, an uptight talk show producer (Katherine Heigl) is routinely put off by the antics of one of the show’s strapping correspondents (Gerard Butler). I’ll give you one guess as to the outcome. 101 min. [KB]

G-Force - G - F-Su 12:50, 3:05, 5:15, 7:30, 9:45. M-Th 3:05, 5:15, 7:30, 9:45. G-Force (3D) - G - F-Su 12, 2:20, 4:40, 7, 9:20. M-Th 2:20, 4:40, 7, 9:20. G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - PG13 - F-Su 12:45, 1:45, 3:30, 4:30, 6:15, 7:15, 9, 10. M-Th 1:45, 3:30, 4:30, 6:15, 7:15, 9, 10. The Hangover - R - 1:35, 4, 6:30, 8:55 Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - PG 1:40, 5, 8:20 Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs - PG - F-Su 1:15, 3:35, 5:55, 8:10. M-Th 3:35, 5:55, 8:10. Julie & Julia - PG13 - F-Su 12:20, 1:20, 3:10, 4:10, 6, 7, 8:50, 9:50. M-Th 3:10, 4:10, 6, 7, 8:50, 9:50. A Perfect Getaway - R - 1:55, 4:20, 6:45, 9:10 The Proposal - PG13 - 1:30, 4:05, 6:50, 9:25

Wharf Cinema Center 658 Front Street, 249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day), Funny People - R - 1:45, 5:15, 8:45 G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - PG13 - 1, 4, 7, 9:45 Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - PG 1:30, 5, 8:30

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THIS WEEK’S PICKS First thing

Antiques Roadshow (& tell)

Saturday (Aug. 8), 7:30pm, Market St., Wailuku

Saturday (Aug. 8), 2-7pm, Bailey House Museum, Wailuku

The month is new and First Friday looms. Stroll Wailuku’s funky Market St. (conveniently closed off to traffic) and join the crowd of colorful regulars. The usual fare of Market’s merchants is augmented by an array of entertainers, food booths and sidewalk wares to make for a jammin’ jumble of pau hana Maui mingling. Requests is turning their corner of the street into a b-boy battleground, while local boy Dezman (pictured) performs at Cafe Marc Aurel. Also, be sure to check out Gallerie Ha as they debut their new show “Yes We Can Paint,” featuring the artwork of local celebs like Mayor Charmain Tavares, Gary Kubota of the Honolulu StarBulletin, Jay April of Akaku, County Councilmember Jo Anne Johnson and Maui Time’s own fearless leader, Tommy Russo. Free.

Antique and vintage wares get me giddy; I squeal every Monday when PBS’s Antiques Roadshow pops up on my DVR. The only thing that could be cooler is a festival of treasures past with a purely Pacific theme—and our friends at the Bailey House Museum and Maui Historical Society are giving us just that. It’s too late to submit items, but general admission onlookers can explore the fascinating array of “artifacts, antiques, curios and artwork pertinent to Hawaii and the Pacific/Asian Basin” for the small kine fee of $5. There’ll also be live entertainment, a silent auction, pupus and a slideshow. Learn what historic jewel might be hiding in your home and discover fun facts about things you didn’t even know existed. Prizes will be awarded for “Best in Show,” “Most H i s t o r i c a l l y Significant” and “Most Hawaiian.” $5. Photo by Oscar O Oscar

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Make it a memorable evening. Dine and dance at Casanova. For dinner reservations call 572-0220 www.casanovamaui.com

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Team America

Bon dance the night away

Saturday (Aug. 8), 7:30pm, Events Lawn, MACC

Saturday (Aug. 8), 7:30-9:30pm, Kula Shofukuji Mission

America is a touring machine (they claim to have played 100-150 shows a year for the last 20 years) and they’re coming to Maui to help celebrate 50 years of statehood. Contrary to popular belief, their name has no overt political connotations; rather, the group is named for the homeland of the British-reared bandmembers’ military fathers. All the more appropriate for our local celebration as, after all, our state flag is one-quarter Union Jack. Fans of the band should already have their tickets (if not, act fast). Even if you can’t scoop tickets, hit up the venue early for a free statehood event open to the public (4-6pm). Fill up on hotdogs (just 50 cents!), enjoy Jimmy Mac & The Kool Kats and check out the community booths, all sponsored by the 50th Anniversary of Statehood Commission. $45 General admission/$65 VIP.

Get out your getas! Only a few bon dances remain in a summer season that’s sadly winding down, so go Upcountry to my favorite festival installment, hosted by the Kula Shofukuji Mission. Everything illuminated by the soft light of colorful strung lanterns, it’s a sight to behold—a beautiful bevy of dancers dressed in bright silk kimono and hapi coats, forming concentric rings around the yagura, a tower erected for the festival where taiko drummers perch, adding an enthusiastic live beat. Treat yourself to a heaping bowl of chow fun, top it off with dessert of warm andagi or sweet shaved ice, and you’re well on your way to a perfect August night. You’ll likely end up parking roadside along Kekaulike Ave. (or Old Haleakala Hwy., whatever you like call ‘um), but it’s worth the manini walk. One of the loveliest things about Hawaii’s bon dances is the wholesome hospitality; everyone is encouraged to follow along and dance. Maybe it’s the Kula people or the town’s thick piney foliage, crisp air and the gentle mountain mist that rolls down through the hillside graveyard, alive with the aroma of incense and tangerine—but whatever it is, it’s hard not to find a little peace and enchantment. Photo by Pandabonium

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Big Shows Candlebox - Thu, Aug 6. These guys are best known for tunes like “Far Behind” and “Rain.” Having just released the album Into the Sun, the Seattle band is coming to Maui during their tour. Local favorites The Throwdowns open the show. 7 p.m. The Cellar 744, 744 Front St., Lahaina 96761. 808-661-3744. America - Sat, Aug 8. These dudes sing the “A Horse With No Name” (shame on you for thinking that was Neil Young!), “Sister Golden Hair,” “Ventura Highway” and a dozen other countryinspired 70s rock tunes. Come early for the free Statehood Celebration from 4 - 6 p.m. See this week’s Picks. 7:30 p.m. A & B Amphitheater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului, HI 96732. 808-242-7469.

Stage Concert of Magic & Hypnotism Show Thu. Magician Kolina and hypnotist Frank Franali perform a benefit show for the American Veterans Association. Last week, The Great Franali visited MTW offices to guess the headline of this week’s iissue. His prediction is sealed in multiple vials and jars, taped and under lock, sitting safe in our editorial offices. Whether or not our magical friend succeeded will be revealed at tonight’s performance. 6 p.m. Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-243-9524. Shower of Stars Talent Competition - Sat. People of all ages will compete in this awesomeness-measuring contest. Come cheer them on. Presented by the Central Maui Hawaiian Civic Club. 6 p.m. Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-242-6969.

Cirque Polynesia - Daily (except Tue). It’s Circue du Soleil meets Polynesian hula. Keiki under 12 get in free with the purchase of one adult ticket. 7 p.m. Hyatt Regency Maui Resort & Spa, 200 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, HI 96761. 808-667-4540.

Tickets on Sale Matt Costa - Fri, Aug 14. This singer-songwriter has penned some catchy and unique tunes, tunes that caught the ear of Jack Johnson’s Brushfire Records. Songs like “Sunshine” and “Behind the Moon” demonstrate the dynamic nature of his songwriting ability. $27. 10 p.m. Hard Rock Cafe, 900 Front St. 808-667-7400. Maui Calls - Fri, Aug 14. It’s that time again. This gigantic MACC fundraiser is considered the wine tasting event of the year, and features musical performances, gourmet food from top chefs and more. Vintage aloha attire is encouraged for this year’s theme. Reservations required. 6 - 10 p.m. Events Lawn, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului, HI 96732. 808-243-4225.

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Ziggy Marley - Sun, Aug 16. Ziggy is back on the Valley Isle, bringing along buddies Joseph Israel with Rovleta Fraser, as well as Zion, Mysterious, Blak Diamon and Isouljahs. Hilo’s Ho’okoa is also slated to appear, and it just wouldn’t be a reggae concert without Maui’s own Marty Dread. Bring cash for the Maui Brewing Co. beer garden (woo hoo CoCoNut Porter). Tickets on sale at a slew of locations: Westside Vibes (667-1900), Requests Music (244-9315), Hana Hwy Surf (579-8999), Hawaiian Holy Smokes (879-2826) and Urban City (871-5550). War Memorial Stadium, 211 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-270-7389.

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MauiFEST Drive-in Movie 6th Year Celebration - Sat, Aug 15. Dedicated to beloved “Maui Supaman” Uncle Boy Kana’e, this special, Hawaiian style night will feature wholesome fun for the whole ohana. With six great films, live music by famed Brother Noland, ono grinds, and proceeds benefitting the Hawaiian Canoe Club, MauiFEST will be the place to be. Films include Kung Fu Panda, Children of the Long Canoes, the world premier of A Voyage to Lana’i with Hawaiian Canoe Club, Wa’a Ho’olaule’a (Festival of Canoes), Ke Ka’apuni Ho’onui ‘Ike, and the animated short (with Hana ties) Turtle and the

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Shark. . $20 per car (with as much ohana as can fit), $40 VIP parking, $5 walk-ins, Keiki always FREE. Maui Community College, 310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-984-3500.

The Fixx - Thu, Aug 27. King Michel Productions brings this 80s fixture to Maui. The Fixx is perhaps best known for the tune “One Thing Leads to Another,” or maybe “Saved by Zero.” $33.50-$43.50. 7 p.m. Maui Theatre, 878 Front St., Lahaina, HI 96761. 800-745-3000.

Slava’s Snow Show - Daily, Aug 28. Get swept up in a spectacular show of snow. Breathtakingly delightful, this internationally acclaimed and Tony nominated show does more than clown around. The weather report calls for smoke and fog effects, but keep your coat in the closet (if you have one) for this beautiful blizzard. Fri: 7:30 p.m.; Sat: 1:30 & 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului, HI 96732 808-242-7469. John Legend - Thu, Sep 10. No way. This most excellent young soulful singer/composer will proba-

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bly sell out quickly. A portion of proceeds from ticket sales go toward an effort to improve living conditions in African villages. $65/$55/$45. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului, HI 96732. 808-242-7469.

Events THURSDAY, AUG 06 Wailuku Public Library 80th B-day Bash Celebrate the 80th anniversary of our beloved Wailuku Library! Check out the historical exhibits, keiki activities, ragtime and jazz entertainment, hula, a Hawaiian blessing and much more! Designed by Charles W. Dickey, this wonderful book abode is the only library in the state to still run a full-sized bookmobile. Sponsored by Friends of the Library of Hawaii and the Maui Friends of the Library. 12:30 - 8 p.m. Wailuku Public Library, 251 S. High Street, Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-243-5766. Free Keiki Art Classes - Lahaina Arts Society offers free children’s art classes island wide throughout the month of August. Call for more information. 2 - 4 p.m. Paia Elementary School, 955 Baldwin Ave., Paia, HI 96779. 808-661-0111. Kahului Caregiver Support Group Everyone needs a little support sometimes. This is a chance to meet other caregivers and people in the industry. 3 - 4:30 p.m. Maui Adult Day Care Center, 11 Mahaolu St., Ste. B, Kahului, HI 96732. “Yes We Can Paint” Pau Hana Party Gallerie Ha Ha (a second opening deserves a second ‘ha’) debuts its new show “Yes We Can Paint”—featuring local celebrity artists like Mayor Charmaine Tavares, Honolulu Star Bulletin’s Gary Kubota, and MTW’s very own fearless leader, Tommy Russo. 5 - 6 p.m. Gallerie Ha, 51 N. Market St., Wailuku, HI 96793. 572-5050.

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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 08/06 AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 891-1011

Friday 08/07

House of S.I.N. w/ DJ Del House Boutique w/ DJ CIA Sol & DJ CIA; No Cover No cover, 10pm

CAFE MARC AUREL CASANOVA 744 Front St., Lahaina 661-3744

MON - A Kettle Prime; TUE - House of House w/ DJ CIA; WED - Dub Step w/ DJ Nature Boy

WED - Ladies’ Night w/ DJ Stylz $10, 10pm - 1am

Elevate to Level 8 DJ LX, DJC, JAY J Kryptones w/ Dan De Lion $5, 10pm

Junior & Orin No cover

Dave Carroll No Cover

Dave Carroll No Cover

The Whaleshark No Cover

MON - Erin Smith; TUE - Luxury Cruise; WED - Howard Ahia, All No Cover

Karaoke 9pm - 1 am

The Crunch Pups

M.G.M. 9pm - 1 am

Open Mic 9pm

MON - Industry Night / DJ Slackin; TUE - Billy & The Bad Dogs / R&R; WED - Rick G

Quiz Night w/ DJ Chile Dog; 8pm - 1am

Pau Hana

DJ Cuddy; 9pm - 1am

Ms. Beaver; 7pm - 2am

MON - Jordan, 9pm - 1am; TUE - Erin Smith, 9pm 1am; WED - Katie H., 7pm - 2am

Bad Kitty 7:30 - 10:30pm

Jamallad 9pm - 12am

Karaoke No Cover

Pool Tournament

TUE - Pool League WED - Open Jam Night, free pool all day

Zodiac Party w/ DJ Michael Fong; $5, 10pm

Ultra Fab $5, 10pm

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Chill the F*** Out w/ DJ Astro Raph

Studio 142 w/ DJ Ray & Guests; $10, 10pm

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DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB

Erin Smith No cover, 10pm

Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo $10, 10pm - 1am

Candlebox, $50/$60 The Throwdowns, $25/$30

CHARLEY’S

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MON - Open Mic Night

Ko Mele $10, 10pm - 1am

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

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Sunday 08/09

Dezman No Cover

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28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852

Saturday 08/08

EHA’S POOL BAR 1234 Lower Main, Wailuku - 242-1177

GIAN DON’S 1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-4041

GREEN LEAF SPORTS BAR 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

Free BBQ

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ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199

WED - Wii Lounge Night w/ DJ David No Cover, 10pm - 1:30am

Jimmy Mac & The Kool Kats; $5, 9pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

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Gomega

Kulture Klash 808

Karaoke Night

MON - Karaoke Night; TUE - DJ Nexus; WED -Pac Vibe No Cover

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Ladies Night

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JACQUES 120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

Bon Dance Practice - Rinzai will host Bon dancing Tuesdays andThursdays throughout the season.This colorful ritual serves to honor departed ancestors. 7:30 p.m. Rinzai Zen Mission, 120 Alawai Rd. 808-579-9921. Cinema Night - Cafe Mambo will be hosting an evening of classic and cult classic films for the 21 and older crowd. 9 p.m. Cafe Mambo, 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, HI 96779. 808-579-8021.

FRIDAY, AUG 07 Jason Wright Basketball Clinic - Sponsored by the National Junior Basketball Maui Upcountry Hoops, this clinic is open to players grades 2 - 12. Online registration and more information at www.njbmaui.com, www.d4sports.com, or www.jwbasketball.com. 6 - 9 p.m. King Kekaulike High School, 121 Kula Hwy., Pukalani, HI 96768. Wo Hing After Dark - A chance to check out some rare Chinese artifacts and other facets of the olden days after the sun goes down. Films on this topic will also screen. Happens every Friday. 1 - 8 p.m. Wo Hing Temple Museum, 858 Front St., Lahaina, HI 96761. 808-661-3262. First Friday Wailuku - Requests is turning the street between their shop and Maui Thing into a bboy battleground. Also, live painting and an art exhibition of coordinating stylie while Dezman plays Cafe Marc Aurel. Plus, remember to check out the new show “Yes We Can Paint” opening at Gallerie Ha. See this week’s Pick for more!. 6 - 8 p.m. Market St. from Main to Mill, Wailuku, HI 96793.

“Making a Difference Action Guide” Anniversary - RSVP ASAP to participate in the one-year anniversary of the “Making a Difference Action Guide” celebration on Friday. The Coral Reef Alliance and Project SEA-Link will host a reception and an educational workshop to highlight ways the guide can be used, complete with speakers covering topics within the guide including fishing and boating safety. Call 808-669-9062 or 808-628-8666

SATURDAY, AUG 08 Hui No’eau Family Day - Let’s go fly a kite! Hands-on workshops, T-shirt silk screening, a scavenger hunt, and yes, even kite flying are all a part of a dizzying, dazzling array of fun ohana activities. Brought to you by the fine folks at the Hui No’eau as the culminating event of ARTcamp 2009. 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, 2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, HI 96768. 808-572-6560. Larry Libres Fishing & Diving Tournament This tourney, in its 22nd year, is not only free, but competitors receive a free T-shirt and awards in categories 12 & under and 13 & over for biggest oama or tako. 7 - 8 a.m. Kanaha Beach Park, Amala Pl., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-877-2111.

Karaoke Friends Forever - Take the Queen’s Stage and sing a tune!. 6 - 8 p.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-877-3369.

Wild Dolphin Sand Sculpture Contest Calling all amateur sand sculptors! Gather your sand sculpting supplies and enter the Pacific Whale Foundation’s Annual Wild Dolphin Amateur Sand Sculpture Contest, celebrating wild dolphins in Maui waters! Sculpt your masterpiece alone, with friends or with your ohana. Great prizes awarded in five categories, plus a free dolphin lecture by Dr. Quincy Gibson. Public parking in gravel lot behind Mana Kai Maui Resort. 9 - 11 a.m. Keawakapu Beach, South Kihei, HI 96753. 808-249-8811.

Lahaina Arts Society New Show Reception - This month’s featured artist, John Lundquist, creates exquisite dimensional Borosilicate glass sculptures. The show runs from Aug 3rd - 31st and displays innovative wall hanging pieces designed for exclusively with this showing in mind. Join in on the reception celebration at the Society’s Courthouse Gallery. 6 - 8 p.m. Lahaina Arts Society Courthouse Gallery, 648 Wharf Street, Lahaina, HI 96761. 808-661-0111.

Antiques Show & Tell - The kick-off year for what I hope will be an annual event, the Bailey House Museum and Maui Historical Society present an evening of reviewing “antiques, curios and artwork pertinent to Hawaii.” Three of these treasures will be awarded in categories for “Best in Show,” “Most Historically Significant” and “Most Hawaiian.” See this week’s Picks. 2 - 7 p.m. Bailey House Museum, 2375-A Main St., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-244-3326.

Backyard Jam - This weekly pa’ina features hula performances courtesy of Tihati Productions as well as an all you can eat island food buffet and discounted drinks. 5:30 p.m. Sheraton Maui Resort and Spa, 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy., Lahaina, HI, 96761. 808-661-0031. New Two-Man Contemporary Exhibition Reception - Local artist Tony Walholm teams with nationally-known Babette Herschberger for a new show at the Paia Contemporary Gallery. Cruise to the North Shore and partake in the show’s opening celebration. Show runs through Sept. 12th. 6 - 8 p.m. Paia Contemporary Gallery, 83 B Hana Hwy., Paia, HI 96779. 808-579-8444. Obon Festival - The Kula Shofukuji Mission hosts their one-night bon dance—my favorite, most sentimental selection of all this summer’s festivals. At the end of the season, this is one of your last chances to dance and get a belly full of chow fun (and other goodies). Even if you too shame fo’ go dance, the event is a good time for all. See this weeks Picks. 7:30 - 9:30 p.m. Kula Shofukuji Mission, 113 Puanani Pl., Kula, HI 96790. Bar Association Golf Tourney - The 17th Annual Maui County Bar Association Golf Tourney will honor the memory of former judge and prosecutor, Arthur T. Ueoka. Proceeds benefit Maui students studying law. Call Shannon Imlay for more information. The Dunes at Maui Lani, 1333 Maui Lani Pkwy., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-242-6644.

at most local Pro Shops. The tourney, in its 27th year, will host an awards luncheon and benefits Baldwin High School. Waiehu Municipal Golf Course, 200 A Halewaiu Rd., Wailuku, HI, 96793. 808-877-7294.

MONDAY, AUG 10 Maui Bridge Club - Bring a lunch for a morning of duplicate bridge. All events are non-smoking. Lessons are available. 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Kenolio Recreational Complex, 131 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, HI 96753. 808-891-1093. Baldwin High Bowling Tryouts - Are you a bowling Baldwin Bear? Why not try out for the team? Contact Fred Calhau Jr. for more information. 4 - 5:15 p.m. Maui Bowling Center, 1976 E. Vineyard St., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-298-7295. Presentation: “The Caregiver’s Burnout” Elaine Slavinsky will discuss the issues caregiving for a loved one can present. 6:30 - 7:30 p.m. Kaiser Permanente Maui Lani Clinic, 55 Maui Lani Pkwy., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-243-6050. Junior Golf Classes - Junior golf classes taught by PGA teaching pro, Clif Council. Limited to 20 students. Call for reservations. Pukalani Country Club, 360 Pukalani St., Makawao, HI 96768. 808-8754653 or the Pro Shop at 808-572-1314.

TUESDAY, AUG 11

Maui Summer Festival - The West Side’s first annual Summer Festival, held weekly throughout the month of August. Features live music, food, art and a farmer’s market. 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, HI 96761. 808-667-2514.

Hawaiian Music Series - Every second Thursday of the month, Lahaina Restoration Foundation is sponsoring performances by phenomenal Hawaiian music purveyors. The series kicks off with a performance by Uncle Richard Ho’opi’i. 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Baldwin Home Museum Lawn, Front & Dickenson, Lahaina, 96761. 808-661-3262.

Free Keiki Art Classes - Lahaina Arts Society offers free children’s art classes island wide throughout the month of August. Call for more information. . 3 - 6 p.m. Kahekili Terrace Center, 2015 Holowai Pl., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-661-0111.

Art Classes for Keiki - Free!- Lahaina Arts Society offers free children’s art classes island wide throughout the month of August. Call for more information. 9 - 11 a.m. Bahai Faith Maui Center, 3574 Kekahi Pl., Makawao, HI 96768. 808-661-0111.

Baldwin Backers Benefit Golf Tourney Entry forms for this two-man scramble are available

Free Keiki Art Classes - Lahaina Arts Society offers free children’s art classes island wide

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throughout the month of August. Call for more information. 4 - 6 p.m. Ka Hale O Ke Ola Community Clinic of Maui, 270 Lalo St., Ste. 108, Kahului, HI 96732. 808-661-0111. The Monthly Grind - Maui Coffee Association will hosts their monthly meeting for growers and enthusiasts alike. 100% Maui coffee served. 6 - 8 p.m. Kula Community Center, E. Lower Kula Rd., Kula 96790. 808-572-8122. Bon Dance Practice - Rinzai will host Bon dancing Tuesdays and Thursdays throughout the season. This colorful ritual serves to honor departed ancestors. 7:30 p.m. Rinzai Zen Mission, 120 Alawai Rd. 808-579-9921. Native Hawaiian Chamber of Commerce General Meeting - Guest speaker State Representative Mele Carroll will discuss issues such as the Hawai’i’s economy and the status of ceded lands in the legislature. 5:30 networking; 6:30 meeting. Coconut Grill, 100 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului, HI, 96732. 808-871-8881. Junior Golf Classes - Junior golf classes taught by PGA teaching pro, Clif Council. Limited to 20 students. Call for reservations. Pukalani Country Club, 360 Pukalani St., Makawao, HI 96768. 808-8754653 or Pro Shop at 808-572-1314.

WEDNESDAY, AUG 12 Free Keiki Art Classes - Lahaina Arts Society offers free children’s art classes island wide throughout the month of August. Call for more information. 9:30 - 11:30 a.m. Bahai Faith Maui Center, 3574 Kekahi Pl., Makawao, HI 96768. 808-661-0111.

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Habitat for Humanity - Sat. Spend a few hours helping a family in need get secure shelter. 9 a.m. Call for details. 808-893-0334. Boo Boo Zoo Volunteer Orientation - Mon. The East Maui Animal Refuge rescues and rehabilitates goats, sheep, pigs, deer and the like. This nokill shelter invites the public to come help care for these adorable little guys. It’s probably one of the most rewarding things one can do. 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. East Maui Animal Refuge “Boo Boo Zoo”, 25 Malu Aina Pl., Haiku, HI 96708. 808-572-7964. Pipe Up - Mon. No experience is needed for drummers and bagpipers at these open lessons and practices for the Isle of Maui Pipe Band. 6 p.m. Call for Directions. 808-876-0154.

Keiki After-School Help - Mon-Fri. Hui Malama Learning Center offers after-school homework help and classes. Call for directions and hours. Hui Malama Learning Center, 375 Mahalani St., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-244-5911. Athletic Club Outreach - Every Tue & Thu. Got tough kids? Get them instruction on Olympic weightlifting, power lifting, body building and sports-specific weight training by an experienced team of coaches. Ages 11-19. Free. 4:45 - 6 p.m. St. Mark Weightlifting Hall, Good Shepherd Episcopal Church, Wailuku. 808-244-4656. West Side Storytime - Every Tue & Sat. Lahaina’s biggest bookseller is hosting keiki story time, so get them hooked on reading early. Tue., 10 a.m.; Sat., 11 a.m. Barnes & Noble, 325 Keawe #101, Lahaina, HI 96761. 808-662-1300. Keiki Shots - Wed. (Central Maui) Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walkin basis. Free. 12-3 p.m. Wailuku Health Center. , Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-984-8260.

Better Breathers - American Lung Association of Hawai`i monthly meeting for people with asthma, chronic bronchitis or other lung conditions. 2 3 p.m. Cameron Center, 95 Mahalani St., Wailuku, 96793. 808-244-5100.

Keiki Issues? - Thu. The Parent Project, a program for parents of strong willed children. Wrestle the phone away from the child and make that call. Free. 6:30 - 8:30 p.m. Hui Malama Learning Center, 375 Mahalani St., Wailuku, HI 96793.808- 289-5050.

Free Keiki Art Classes - Lahaina Arts Society offers free children’s art classes island wide throughout the month of August. Call for more information. 3 - 6 p.m. Kahekili Terrace Center, 2015 Holowai Pl., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-661-0111.

Story Time - Thu. Keiki story time and crafts. Free. 10 a.m. Hawaiian Village Coffee, 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina 96761. 808-665-1114.

Infant CPR Training - Pre-registration is required. $5 discount for Kaiser members. 6 - 8:30 p.m. Kaiser Permanente Maui Lani Clinic, 55 Maui Lani Pkwy., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-243-6050 Oregon Pinot Tasting - Hosted by Alan Jahns, co-owner of JMD Beverages, learn and let your taste buds trek Oregon’s Willamette Valley, producer of some of the world’s best Pinots. Price includes full glass of wine, cheese and bread. Your taste buds will thank you and so will the kids of Pomaikai School, as $10 of the ticket price benefits Maui’s new arts integration school. Make your reservations with Rose early as seats are quick to sell out! 7:30 p.m. Cafe Marc Aurel, 28 N. Market St., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-244-6363. Junior Golf Classes - Junior golf classes taught by PGA teaching pro, Clif Council. Limited to 20 students. Call for reservations. Pukalani Country Club, 360 Pukalani St., Makawao, HI 96768. 808-8754653 or Pro Shop at 808-572-1314.

community Building Supplies Drive - Mon-Sat. Donate the old. Find supreme deals on building supplies. Help a needy family build a decent home. 9 a.m. 4 p.m. Habitat for Humanity ReStore, 399 N. Market St., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-986-8050.

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Toddler Story Time - Thu. Brush up on the latest in children’s books with your little one. Free. 10 a.m. Makawao Public Library, 1159 Makawao Ave., Makawao, HI 96768. 808-573-8785. Storytime Under the Tree - Sat. Each week, keiki can sit down and hear one of their favorite stories under a tree. They may even get a visit from one of their favorite characters. 11 a.m.-12 p.m. Barnes & Noble, 325 Keawe St., Ste. 101. 808662-1300. Yu-Gi-Oh - Sat. Little gamester get out your cards and get ready for a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament! Free. 3 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 808-661-4766. Swimming Lessons - Sun. Valley Isle Aquatics is offering keiki swimming lessons in conjunction with the County of Maui, Community Classes. Folks can call or go to www.valleyisleaquatics.com for further information. 12:15-4:15 p.m. Kihei Aquatics Center. 808-572-4665. Yo Yo Workshop & Demo - Sun. Yo Yos are silent, so encourage your kids to learn how to use them and finally get some peace and quiet! Free. 45 p.m. Maui Toy Works. 808-661-5304. Keiki Chess Club - Mon. For little masterminds age 8-12. Taught by magician Neil Bruce. Free. 2:30 p.m. - 4 p.m. Makawao Public Library, 1159 Makawao Ave., Makawao, HI 96768. 808-573-5313.

Lecture Families With Mental Illness Course Wed. Course aims to help families of individuals


The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 08/06

Friday 08/07

Saturday 08/08

Sunday 08/09

Monday 08/10– Wednesday 08/12

Vince EsquireBand

Kenny Roberts

Way Back Machine

Kahala

TUE - Da Ha-Yans WED - Chico & Da Kine

All Access Ent. Smokin Hot Thursdays; $7, 10pm

Flash Back Fridays No Cover, 9pm - 1:45am

Hot Salsa Saturdays No Cover, 8pm - close

All Access Ent. No Cover, 10pm - 1:45am

MON - Karaoke w/ James; TUE - Hawaiiana w/ Kilo Hana; WED - Joe Conti; All No Cover

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Da Aquino Braddahs

TBA

KOBE STEAKHOUSE

Karaoke

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KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB 36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE 355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

KIMOS 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LOS PELONES

Salsa Night $7, 10pm

TUE - Crispy Taco Band

Hot Heineken Nights 10pm

Junior & Da Boys

TUE - Industry Night

All Access Fusion Fridays $10, 9pm - 2am

Xclusive Saturdays Summer Shakedown; $10, 9pm

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-9900

LULU’S KIHEI 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

Salsa w/ Barbara & Neto No cover, 9pm

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

Karaoke No Cover, 9pm - 2am

MON -All Access Industry (all day long); TUE - Kenny Roberts; WED - The Salsa Brrothers, DJ Music

MAI TAI LOUNGE 839 Front St., Lahaina - 661-5288

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Versatile No Cover, 9:30 pm

Kahana Gateway Center - 669-3474

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S

Catfish Ringo

844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

DJ Hurricane

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF OCEANS BAR & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-2414

DJ Hurricane

Dubfire

TUE - DJ Hurricane; WED - Dubfire

The Celtic Tigers

D.U.H. 10pm - 12am

WED - Willie K $25 show / $49 + food / $69 + food & drinks

Silky No cover, 10pm

MON - Junior; TUE - Murray Thorne; WED - Open Mic w/ Ringo, Alll No Cover, 10pm - 1am

Sounds of Addiction No cover, 10pm

Catfish Ringo No cover, 10pm

Sounds of Addiction No cover, 6pm

Extended Happy Hour until 10 pm

All Access Entourage Friday

Duck Fat Party 10 pm

Scotty Rotten

Damien Awai

Brian Como & Friends

Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

PINEAPPLE GRILLE 200 Kapalua Drv. Lahaina - 669-9600

with serious mental illness. Free. 5 - 7:30 p.m. Cameron Center, 95 Mahalani St., Wailuku, 96793. 808-572-3757.

meetings & clubs Child and Family Services - Tue. Child and Family Services is dedicated to strengthening families through 37 educational programs. On Tuesdays the CFS provides children’s witness to violence classes, parenting classes and women’s support groups. 5:30 p.m. 305 E. Wakea Ave., Kahului HI 96732. 808-877-6888. Maui Singles Investment Club - Tue. This event gives Maui singles a chance to mingle while learning about investments. 5:30 - 7 p.m. Cary & Eddie’s Hideaway Restaurant, 500 N. Puunene Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-579-9249. Rotary Club of Lahaina Sunrise - Tue. Join the Rotary Club of Lahaina Sunrise for fellowship and breakfast at the Pioneer Inn with an informative guest speaker each week. Make reservations with President Charles Keoho at 264-5438. 7 - 8 a.m. Pioneer Inn, 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, HI 96761. 808-264-5438. Child and Family Services - Every Mon. & Wed. Child and Family Services is dedicated to strengthening families through 37 educational programs. On Mondays and Wednesdays CFS will provide men’s domestic-violence education. 5 - 6:30, 6:30 - 8 p.m. 305 E. Wakea Ave., Kahului HI 96732. 808-877-6888. Maui Bridge Club - Wed. Join the Maui Bridge Club Wednesday mornings. All events are nonsmoking. Lessons are available. 9 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Kenolio Recreational Complex, 131 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, HI 96753. 808-891-1093. Soroptimists of Maui Meeting - Wed. Visitors are welcome at this meeting of business and professional women that’s dedicated to improving the lives of women and girls in our community. 4:30 p.m. Hale Mahaolu Elima Community Hall, Kahului. 808-264-1775. Maui Golden Retriever Club - Thu. A golden opportunity for goldens to meet other goldens and their humans. Write skydog1030-mail@yahoo.com

for more details. 5:15 p.m. Wailea Dog Park, (near the Wailea Firehouse) Kilohana Dr., Kihei, HI 96753. The Maui Investment Club - Thu. New members are always welcome and there are no dues! Topic: Where should I invest now in this difficult market? Call John to RSVP. 5:30 p.m. Cary & Eddie’s Hideaway Restaurant, 500 N. Puunene Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 727-564-9416. Papale Pepe Na Kupuna Knitting & Crocheting Club - Every Fri & Sat. This group meets every second Saturday and last Friday to knit and crochet caps, scarves and lap blankets for chemo patients. Hale Makua and Women Helping Women. 1 p.m. Kahului, call for details. 808-214-9864. Maui Bridge Club - Sat. Join the Maui Bridge Club Saturday afternoons. All events are non-smoking. Lessons are available. 1 - 4:30 p.m. Kenolio Recreational Complex, 131 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, HI 96753. 808-891-1093.

WED - Open Mic Night No Cover, 9:30pm - 12:30am

WED - Wet Wednesdays w/ DJ Blast, Ladie’s Night

Invasive Species Education Event - Tue. Free community training workshops are slated for the Hawaii Early Detection Network, which monitors for invasive species. Participants will learn to identify pests like Banana Bunchy Top, little fire ant, invasive marine algae, and others. 5 - 7 p.m. Hana Community Center, 5091 Uakea St., Hana 96713. 808-984-3717. Kanaha Beach Project - Every Tue & Thu. Join group leader Val Magee in helping restore the natural landscape as part of Pacific Whale Foundation’s “Volunteering on Vacation” program (though you don’t have to be a visitor to participate). Meet at the Canoe Hale. . 8:30 - 10:00 a.m. Kanaha Beach Park, Amala Place, Kahului, HI 96732. 808-249-8811.

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Rotary Club of Kahului - Mon. The Rotary Club will meet at Cafe O’Lei at The Dunes at Maui Lani. Lunch is $20. For reservations contact President Sandy Baz at 870-7691. 11:50 a.m. 1 p.m. Dunes at Maui Lani, 1333 Maui Lani Pkwy., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-870-7691.

Environment Daily Onsite Coral Reef Naturalist Program - Mon-Fri. Learn names of fish you’ve seen while snorkeling and how to protect Maui’s reefs at the Pacific Whale Foundation’s free Coral Reef Information Station. 8 a.m. - 12 p.m. Ulua Beach, Wailea, Between the Renaissance Wailea Resort and the Wailea Marriott Resort Hotel. 808-249-8811. East End Nature Hike - Daily. A kanaka tour guide will lead hikers through the Kipahulu area of Haleakala Park, including a bamboo forest, Waimoku Falls and Kapahu Living Farm, which features lo’i kalo. An excellent way to learn about the area’s history, nature and culture. Organized by the Kipahulu ‘Ohana. 12:30 - 4 p.m. Kipahulu, Hana side reached via Route 36 to 360 to 31. 808-248-8558.

Save Honolua - Tue. Meeting to inform, educate and involve the community on the proposed development of Honolua Bay. 6:45 p.m. Lahaina Civic Center, 1840 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina 96761. 808-870-0052.

Botanical Gardening - Wed. Push up your sleeves and rake, hoe and pull weeds in a beautiful garden setting. 8:30 10:30 a.m. Maui Nui Botanical Garden, 150 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-249-2798. Maui Coastal Land Trust Service Project Fri. Pacific Whale Foundation’s “Volunteering on Vacation” program (though you don’t have to be a visitor to participate) gives you a chance to help save unique dune ecosystems in Waihee. Help weed out invasive plants and get a free tote bag for your efforts! Please call in advance to sign up. 7:15 a.m. - 12 p.m. Maui Coastal Land Trust, 2371 W. Vineyard St., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-294-8811. Kama’ike - Explore the Na Wai ‘Eha of Maui - Sat. Kumu hula Luana Kawa’a leads a weekly expedition of the Na Wai ‘Eha—”the four waters of Maui.” Feel the mana of the Kealaka’ihonua heiau, picnic in Iao (catered by Dani’s), and learn Hawaiian language and mythology. Call for reservations. 8:50 a.m. - 12 p.m. Maui Tropical Plantation, 1670 Honoapiilani Hwy., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-205-0868.

Malama Honokowai - Valley Restoration Sat. Visit remote Honokowai and Launiupoko Valley, to help save archeological sites of old Hawaii, as part of Pacific Whale Foundation’s “Volunteering on Vacation” program (though you don’t have to be a visitor to participate). Pull invasive plants and possibly plant native species. Please call ahead for reservations. 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. North Sugar Cane Train Station, Puukolii Rd., Kaanapali, HI 96761. 808-294-8811. Save the Forest from the Trees - Sun. The Pacific Whale Foundation is hosting a group of ten volunteers to pull invasive pine trees near Hosmers Grove. Transportation is provided. Pick ups: 7:30 a.m., Harbor Shop, 300 Ma`alaea Rd.; 8:15 a.m., Upcountry Tavares Community Center, 91 Pukalani St. Hosmer’s Grove, Haleakala National Park. 808-856-8341. Hoaloah ‘aina, South Maui - Mon. Put on your sunscreen and closed shoes and help maintain South Maui Coastal Heritage Trail. Volunteer with Hoaloha ‘Aina, a grassroots organization committed to protecting Maui’s shoreline—a great area for bird watching! Part of Pacific Whale Foundation’s “Volunteering on Vacation” program. Call ahead, then meet at the north end of the Kihei Boat Ramp. 7:30 - 9:30 a.m. Kihei Boat Ramp, 1280 S Kihei Rd., Kihei, HI 96753. 808-249-8811.

Sports Ashtanga Northshore - Daily (except Sat). This series of Ashtanga yoga moves is performed in the Tradition of Shri K Pattabhi Jois. $10 suggested donation. Mon-Fri 10 a.m. & 6 p.m.; Sun 11 a.m. Spreckelsville (Call for details). 808-269-9003. Healing Movement Classes for Cancer Patients - Every Tue & Thu. Using Dragon & Tiger, an ancient self-healing system based on Chi Gung, this movement series releases stress, lessens pain and illness, and increases energy for cancer recovery and prevention. Free. 3-4 p.m. Kahului YMCA, Kahului, HI 96732. 808-243-2999. Lahaina Canoe Club Weekly Paddle - Tue. Get buff, talk story, check out the scenery. 5:30 p.m. “paddles wet”. Hanako’o Beach Park (Canoe Beach), 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina, HI 96761. 808-870-6466.

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Maui Canoe Club - Mon-Fri. Join the Maui Canoe Club, dedicated to “paddling just for fun,” for a morning of exercise and turtle and whale watching. The Maui Canoe Club offers recreational canoe paddling every weekday morning, located on the beach across from the Maui Lu Resort in Kihei. . 5:45 a.m., 7:15 a.m., 8:15 a.m. 575 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei. 808-875-9161 Maui Croquet Club - Every Sun, Tue & Thu. You could be an amazing croquet player and not even know it. No mallet? No problem. 2 - 5 p.m. Waipuilani Park, Kihei. 808-879-0087. Samurai Swordsmanship - Every Tue & Fri. Study the Way of the samurai with Komei Juku Maui, the U.S. Headquarters for Muso Jikiden Eishin Ryu Iaijutsu. 6 p.m. - 9 p.m. Maui Okinawa Kenjin Kai, 688 Nukuwai Pl., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-573-1965. Free Hatha Yoga Class- Kihei - Wed. Classes focus on breathing as you gently stretch into and out of a variety of poses and postures, revitalizing and toning the entire system creating a sense of flexibility, well-being, peace and much much more. All levels. 8-9:15am. Waipuilani Park, Kihei. 808-344-8068. Group Run - Wed. Group meets at Kihei Community Center. Open to runners of all ages and fitness levels. Sponsored by Valley Isle Road Runners. Free. 5:30 p.m. Piilani Highway and Lipoa Parkwa, Kihei, HI 96753. Paddling for Women Cancer Survivors Every Mon & Wed. Get together with the Pink Ladies of Mana’olana for canoe paddling. Sponsored by the Pacific Cancer Foundation. 8:30 a.m. Maui Canoe Club, Ka Ono Ulu County Beach Park, 650 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, HI 96753. 808-243-2999. Tai Chi - Every Mon & Fri. Get your Tai Chi in during your lunch break with Dr. Lorrin Pang. Free. Noon - 12:45 p.m. State Office Building, 54 High St., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-984-8200.

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Volleyball Day - Sat. Bump, set, spike! Open to everyone. Free. 12 p.m. Kamaole III Beach Park, Kihei, HI 96753 Badminton Nights - Mon. West Maui Parks and Recreation presents this opportunity for folks to play this most delightful shuttlecock-centric sport. 6-9 p.m. Lahaina Civic Center, 1840 Hono`apiilani Hwy., Lahaina, HI 96761 808-661-4685.

dance Hula Show - Tue. A most dazzling performance executed with the aim of helping perpetuate the culture. 10 a.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-877-3369. Israeli Folk Dancing - Tue. Israeli folk dancing with The Jewish Congregation of Maui. 6 - 8 p.m. Beit Shalom Synagogue, 634 Alulike St., Kihei, HI 96753. 808-280-1051. Non-Profit Polynesian Dance - Tue. Support the kids of the Napili Kai Foundation by watching their Polynesian dance show. $10 adults, $5 kids. 5:30 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Napili, HI 96761. 808-669-6271. Ukulele Lessons - Tue. Learn some strumming techniques to impress you friends with. 5:45 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina, 96761. 808-661-5304. Shakin’ Keiki - Fri. Come see little hula dancers in adorable outfits doing the cultural dance of their ancestors. Free. 3:30 p.m. Lahaina Center, 900 Front St., Lahaina, HI 96761. 808-667-9216.

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LAHAINA MAUI 667-7400 MAUI TIME WEEKLY

Hula Classes - Sat. Halau Kawaianuhealehua holds open hula classes for children, teen and adult wahine and kane. 9 a.m. Maui Waena Intermediate, 795 Onehee St., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-298-8129. Hula Show - Every Sun & Sat. Get a taste of Hawaiian history and culture. 1 p.m. Maui Mall, 70

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E.Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-877-8952. Country Western Line Dancing - Sun. Get your boots on for country line dancing at the Lahaina Cannery Mall stage this Sunday. Music includes both pop and country. 6:30-8:30 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina, 96761. 808-667-9513. Israeli and International Folk Dancing Sun. Israeli and international folk dancing in cool Kula. 4 p.m. - 6 p.m. Grace Church, 1000 Kula Hwy., Kula, HI 96790. 808-280-1051. Line Dancing - Sun. Practice your tush push ya’ll and come on down for some line dancing by the Maui Paniolo Posse. Lessons: 6:30 p.m.; Dancing: 7 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina, 96761. 808-661-5304. High Hopes Square Dance Club - Mon. A place for beginners to pick up some steps and seasoned square dancers to show off their moves. Free. 7 p.m. Mayor Hannibal Tavares Community Center, 91 Pukalani St., Pukalani, 96768. 808-572-0671. Hula Show - Mon. A dazzling and reverent demonstration of this most important art. 10 a.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-877-3369. Senior Line Dancing - Mon. Line dance lessons for people 55 or better. 8:30 a.m. - 10 a.m. Kaunoa Senior Center, 401 Alakapa Place, Paia, HI 96779. 808-270-7313. Swing & Lindy Hop Dancing - Mon. You’re money, baby. This group incorporates rock, hip hop and anything else rooted in jazz. 7-10 p.m. Kenolio Recreational Complex, 131 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, HI 96753. 808-344-8180.

Art Art Exhibit: Summer Holoholo - Daily. A showcase of the cultural works of Suzy Papanikolas and Todd Campbell. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Viewpoints Gallery, 3620 Baldwin Ave. 808-572-5979. Deybra Fair & Wayne Zebzda - Daily (except Sun & Mon). Maui-based Fair exhibits her towers constructed from found objects. Zebzda, who comes from Kauai, has chosen to express his vision by way of road signs and the like, “playful” and “laced with humor”. 11 a.m. - 5 p.m. Schaefer International Gallery, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului, HI 96732. 808-242-7469. Lahaina Arts Society Featured Show Daily. This month’s featured artist, John Lunquist creates exquisite dimensional Borosilicate glass sculptures. Check out his innovative wall hanging pieces designed exclusively with this showing in mind. 9 - 5 p.m. Lahaina Arts Society Courthouse Gallery, 648 Wharf Street, Lahaina, HI 96768. Meet the Artists - Daily. Every day the Four Seasons’ resident artist will be on hand to discuss his or her work. 8 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort, 3900 Wailea Alanui Dr., Wailea, HI 96753. 808-874-8000. Youth Arts Exhibition - Mon-Sat. Be inspired by the incredible body of work created by students throughout the first seven weeks of ARTcamp 2009. There’s even animation work produced by teens during a two-week intensive. 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, 2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, HI 96768. 808-572-6560. WOW! - Wed. Every Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays presents live island music, gallery receptions, artist appearances and more. Featured artists this week include the Twins and Ben Kikuyama, whose work will be on display at Lahaina Gallery. 6:30 - 8 p.m. 808-897-6770 x2. Art Night - Fri. Stroll through Lahaina Town’s many art galleries. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action and refreshments. Each week features a different guest artist. Featured artists this week include the Twins, whose work will be on display at Lahaina Gallery. Free. 6:30 p.m. Lahaina. 808-661-6284.


The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 08/06

Friday 08/07

Saturday 08/08

RB STEAKHOUSE RUSTY HARPOON

Unifires

No Remorse

Laser Karaoke No Cover, 10m - 1am

Laser Karaoke No Cover, 10m - 1am

Unifires No Cover, 10m - 1am

Laser Karaoke No Cover, 10m - 1am

Laser Karaoke No Cover, 10m - 1am

Laser Karaoke No Cover, 10m - 1am

2290 Kaanapali Pkwy - 661-3123

115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

SANSEI - KIHEI 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116 -879-0004

SANTA FE CANTINA 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7805

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

Monday 08/10– Wednesday 08/12

Bingo Pajama

MON - Ryan Palma;TUE - Willie K

Live Music

Kahana Gateway, Kahana - 669-8889

SANSEI - KAPALUA

Sunday 08/09

Unifires DJ Slackin No cover, 10pm

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR

DJ Sonny No cover, 10pm

Kama’aina Night

MON - Ladies’ Night w/ DJ Rozak; TUE - Ryan Palma

DJ Magnetic No cover, 10pm

Kanoa of Gomega No cover, 10pm

NMON - DJ Blast; TUE - DJ Nature Boy; WED - ADD Twins; All No Cover, 10pm

Kulture Klash 808

2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

STELLA BLUE’S 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-3779

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR

Cheryl Rae Band $3, 9pm - 1am

1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

TIFFANY’S 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052

TIMBA 505 Front St, Ste. 212, Lahaina - 661-9873

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

MON - WED - Karaoke

Open Format DJs No Cover, 9pm - 2am

Undone with Q Ross No Cover, 9pm - 2am

Passion w/ DJ Del Sol $10, 9pm - 2am

Closed

WED - Freshly Squeezed w/ DJ N8 Castro and Mark D’ on Percussion

Bad Kitty

Open Mic

MON - DJ Slackin; TUE - Billy and the Bad Dogs; WED Rick G

Karaoke

MON -Karaoke; TUE - Pac Vibe; WED - Karaoke No Cover

TIP-UPS TAVERN 1279 2. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

WATERCRESS

Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9350

Live Music No Cover, 9pm

Walholm & Herschberger Exhibition Daily. Local artist Tony Walholm teams with nationally-known Babette Herschberger for a new show at the Paia Contemporary Gallery. President of Ebb & Flo Arts, Walholm’s resume includes major works displayed at the MACC as well as The Hawaii State Foundation, Herschberger brings to the table her process-driven work, and has worked with such illustrious corporate entities like Neiman Marcus and American Airlines. Paia Contemporary Gallery, 83 B Hana Hwy., Paia, HI 96779. 808-579-8444.

Farmers market, Art/Craft Fairs Chefs Produce & Products Farmers Market - Every Tue & Thu. Get fresh fruits and vegetables twice a week right in Lahaina. 7 a.m. - 12 p.m. Corner of Lahainaluna Rd & Honoapiilani Hwy. Farmers’ Market and Craft Fair - Every Tue, Wed, Fri & Sat. Great deals on locally grown produce and locally made goods. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului. 808-871-1307. Ho`olokahi Arts & Crafts Fair - Every Tue & Fri. Fresh flower lei-making classes from 9-11 a.m. on Fridays. 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Wailea Beach Marriott Resort south lobby. 808-879-1922. Ohana Farmers & Crafters Market - Every Tue, Wed & Fri. 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 808-877-3369. Farmers Market of Maui, Honokowai - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7 a.m. - 11 a.m. Farmers Market Maui & Deli, 3636 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., Honokowai, HI 96761. 808-669-7004. Farmers Market of Maui, Kihei - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. Mon - Thurs 8 a.m. - 4 p.m., Fri 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. Farmers Market of Maui, 61 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, HI 96753. 808-875-0949.

Karaoke

Resort Craft Fair - Every Wed & Fri. Hawaiian arts and crafts. 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort, Wailea, HI 96753. Aloha Craft Fair - Fri. 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Maui Mall, 70 E.Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-872-4320. KBH Craft Fair - Fri. Cultural crafts and live demos in the lobby. 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Ka’anapali Beach Hotel, 2525 Ka’anapli Pkwy., Ka’anapali, HI 96761. 808-667-5978. Organic Farmers Market - Sat. Fresh produce that’s cheaper than the grocery store. 6:30 a.m.-noon. Eddie Tam Memorial Center, Makawao, HI 96768. Swap Meet - Sat. From camo hunting gear and koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate, locally-crafted jewelry, this place pretty much has it all. Killer produce market, too. Admission: 50 cents. 7 a.m. - 12 p.m. Maui Community College, Kahului Harbor side. 808-877-3100. Napili Craft Fair - Mon. Proceeds earned from sales of these locally-crafted goods go to Maui Family Support Services. 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Napili Plaza, 5095 Napilihau St., Napili, HI 96761. 808-242-0900.

Poetry

Free. 6-9 p.m., Maui Media Lab, Baldwin Ave, zumatribe@yahoo.com.

DINNER MUSIC

Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku, 808-244-0852. Poetry Reading - Every second Tue, read your original work, your favorite poem, or just come to be inspired. Free. 6:30 p.m., Lahaina Public Library, 808-662-3950. Open Mic - Every Saturday the Maui Media Lab hosts an open mic night for poets, musicians and others who want to be heard. Sessions are recorded and fed to the internet. All ages are welcome.

& Pro Ed; Sat, Mark & Mike. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844

Front St., Lahaina HI 96761 808-667-7758. Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Fri, Hawaiian music with Uncle Louie. 5-7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center,

WEST MAUI

Lahaina, HI 96761 808-661-8881.

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed-Fri, John Kane;

Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain

Sat, Harry Troupe; Sun, Greg DiPiazza; Mon, Tue,

Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m.

Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front

658 Wharf St., Lahaina, HI 96761 808-661-3636.

St., Lahaina, HI, 96761 808-661-0700. Canoes - Sun, J. Maritano, B. Cuomo & Friends. 36. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, HI 96761. 808-661-0937. Cheeseburger In Paradise - Mon, Tue, Scotty Rotten; Wed, Fri, Harry Troupe; Thu, Sat, Sun, Brooks McGuire. All sets 4:30-10:30 p.m. 811 Front

St., Lahaina, HI 96761 808-661-4855. Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Erin Smith; Fri, Sat, Dave Carroll; Sun, Wed, Whale Sharks; Mon, Mickie Moore; Tue, Jazz; . all sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf

Cinema Center, Lahaina, HI 96761 808-667-0908.

Rusty Harpoon - Thu, George Kahumoku, Jr., 7-9 p.m., Tue, Willie K., 7-9 p.m., Wed., Evan Schulman, 79 p.m. 2290 Kaanapali Pkwy., Ka’anapali. 661-3123. Santa Fe Cantina - Tue, Ryan from Silky Ringo; 5-8 p.m. Fri, Mike Carrol & Friends, 4-7 p.m. Sat, Damien Awai; 5-8 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7805. Sea House Restaurant - Thu, Fri & Sat, Kincaid Basques; Su, Andrew Kaina; Mon, Albert Kaina, Tue, Kincaid Basques; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets except Sat. 7-9 p.m. Sat set is 6:30-9p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapi`ilani Rd., Napili, 669-1500.

SOUTH MAUI

Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat Ernest Pua’a; Sun,Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret Roback. Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Braddah Brian & Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika;. Sat, “TBA”; Sun, Ryan Tanaka & Friends;

Open Mic - Every night is open mic night at Hawaiian Village Coffee. Kahana Gateway location, call 808-665-1114.

Moose McGillycuddy’s, Lahaina - Fri, Llayne

Mon,Oversized Productions; Tue, Roy & Friends;

Beach Bums Ma’alaea - Tue, Randall Rospond, 5-8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd. 243-2286. Five Palms Maui - Music every third Tue. 5:307:30 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd. 879-2607.

Wed, An Den. Late sets 6-8:30 p.m. 2435 Ka`ana-

Haui’s Life’s A Beach - Thu, Erin Smith. 1913

pali Pkwy, Building P, 808-667-6636.

South Kihei Rd., 891-8010.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Mon-Sat, Acoustic. All

Longhi’s - Sat, acoustic music. 10:30-11 p.m.

sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi`ilani Rd.,

3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883

Honokowai, 808-667-0787.

Ma`alaea Grill - Thu, Fri, Sat, Benoit Jazz Works.

Kimo’s - Mon- Wed, Sat, Sun, Sam Ahia. Fri, deAquino Bradaz. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front

Wed., Kenny Roberts. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea

Harbor, 243-2206. Mulligan’s on the Blue - Thu, Rick Glencross

St., Lahaina, HI 96761 808-661-4811. Leilani’s On The Beach - Fri, Scott Baird;. Sat, JD and Harry; Sun, Kilohana. All sets 2:30-5 p.m.

2435 Ka`anapali Pkwy, Building J, 808-661-4495.

Fri, Gail Swanson; 6-8 p.m.; Sun, Celtic Tigers, 6:30 p.m.; Mon, Acoustico, 7 p.m. Tue, Louise & Ortiz; 6:30-8:30 p.m.; Wed, John Cruz, 7:30 p.m. 100

Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

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DA KINE CALENDAR South Shore Tiki Lounge - Sat, Erin Smith;

Merriman’s - Fri & Sat. Ranga Pae, 5:30-8:30 p.m.

Mon, Rob Yamanoha. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei

■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500

Rd., Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. Stella Blue’s - All sets 4-6 p.m. Thu, Steve Sargenti; Fri,. Ahamanu Elu; Sat, Joe Bennett; Mon, Mondokane; Tue, Tom Conway; Wed, Dan & Anne. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-3779. Taqueria Cruz - Tue & Sat Live music. All sets 69 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei. 875-2910. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café - Wed, Sat, Merv Oana; Sun, Howard Ahia Thu; Fri Margie; Tue Jamie Lawrence. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at

Wailea, 875-9983. Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho; Fri, Gina Martinelli; Sat, Bobby Ingram; Sun Sultry Sunday w/ Gene and Makana, Mon, Bobby Ingram & Friends; Tue, Halemanu; Wed, Mondo Kane. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel,

2259 S. Kihei Rd., 874-6284.

CENTRAL MAUI

■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar - Live music nightly, All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly. ■ THE WESTIN MAUI RESORT & SPA 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525

■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 Wailea Alanui, 874-8000

Green Banana Cafe Music - Tu, Shea Argel. Th, Indio. Sa, Soundwave, 6-8 p.m. Green Banana Cafe-The Shops at Paia Bay, Paia. 579-9130.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI

SOUTH MAUI Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu, Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran; Sat, Mon, Island Style Trio with hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson; Sat, Mon, Nils and Anastasia; Sun, Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria; Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly. ■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 Wailea Alanui, 875-1234 Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music. Humuhumunukunukuapua`a - Nightly, 5:30 p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo. ■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 Wailea Alanui, 875-4100 Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music. MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131 Wailea Wednesdays w/ WIllie K - Wed, 7:30-10 p.m. ■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 Wailea Alanui East Wing - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth. Lower Courtyard - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie Lawerence and Friends.

■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 Nohea Kai Dr, Lahaina, 661-1234

■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 Wailea Alanui, 879-1922

Umalu - Thu, Off Tomorrow, 6-9; Live music nightly All sets 4-6 & 7-9p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly, Hula dancing. 6-9 p.m.

■ KAANAPALI BEACH CLUB 104 Ka`anapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu, Live music; Fri, Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue, Ernest Pua`a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. ■ KA`ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 661-0011 Tiki Courtyard - Sun-Thu, Leokane, 6 p.m. Friday, Halau Friday Hula show. 6-9 p.m. ■ KAPALUA RESORT 1 Bay Drv. Lahaina, 669-6400

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Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat, Live Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m.

Kahului Ale House - Thu, O‘Kaleo. 5 p.m. Wed, Kilohana. 6 p.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului. 877-9001.

Flatbread Pizza - Every first Wed, Tom Conway & Randall Rospond. 6-9 p.m. Flatbread Pizza, 89 Hana Hwy., Paia. 579-8989.

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■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 Keka`a Dr., Ka`anapali, 661-3611

Tropica - Thu, Fri & Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat & Mon, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Keali’i Lum; Tue, Steve Sargenti; . All sets 6-9 p.m.

Moana Cafe & Bakery - Wed, Benoit Jazzworks; 6:30-8:30 p.m. Fri., Poni Brendan, 6:309:30 p.m. Sat, Steve Sargenti 6:30-8:30 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

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The Lounge - Sun, Ron; -Mon, Joshua K; Tue, Tarvin; Wed, Howard, Thu, Hallie.; Fri, Espresso; Sat, Crazy Fingers. Sun-Thu 7-10 p.m., Fri-Sat 7:3011 p.m. 6:15-9:45 p.m.

Café Marc Aurel - Live Music on various days. Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-0852.

Hana Hou Cafe - Wed, Dorothy Betz and Les Adam with Vince Esquire. Thu, Haiku Hillbillys. Sat, Live music. Mon., The Hula Honeys All sets 6-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661.

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Ono Bar & Grille - Fri, Brian Haia; Sat, Keali’i Lum; Sun, Raz Shaggai; Wed, Scott Baird Duo. All sets 6-9 p.m.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI

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Thu, Fri, Tue. Kincaid Kupahu; Sat, Coelho Morrison; Sun & Wed, Andrew Kaina; Mon, Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m.

Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Cafe - Fri. Joe Cano and Eddie Aviles, 6:30-9 p.m. 335 Hoohana St., Kahului. 877-6000.

Main Street Bistro - Th-Fri, Rhythm & Blues with Freedom. 5-7:30 p.m.. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816.

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Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly, Live music. 9-11 p.m. ■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge - Mon, Wed, Fri, Sat, Mele `Ohana Duo. Tue, Thu Ron Kuala’au; Sun-Thu sets 69 p.m.; Fri, Sat sets 6-10 p.m. Sun, Mele `Ohana Duo, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Mon, Wed, Fri, Hula performance, 6-6:45 p.m.

EAST MAUI ■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI Hana, 248-8211 Paniolo Lounge -Thu-Sun, Live music. 6:30-9:30 p.m. Main Dining Room - Thu, Sun, Hula dancing. 7:30-8:15 p.m.


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LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Worse than cheating in general is trying to cheat, still losing, and then getting caught (and subsequently humiliated). That, my friend, is the lame scenario you’re eligible for this week should you stray from the rules you agreed to. Is that really how you want to spend your birthday season? It’s not only a terrible idea in general—it’s doubly bad because you have every likelihood of succeeding with flying colors legitimately, without any funny business. Don’t sabotage yourself by taking any tempting, dishonest shortcuts. Why not just abide by the guidelines, win fair and square, and call it a day?

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Why, whenever someone reveals that they’re a bit anal, overly-organized, or even obsessive-compulsive, do people automatically leap to the conclusion that they’re a Virgo? While there’s certainly a grain of truth to this, as most of the Virgos I know approach many aspects of their life with a certain pragmatism, this association is hardly fair, as all of them are actually quite balanced about it. Efficient isn’t necessarily uptight or rigid. In fact, appropriately executed, efficiency can lead to more time for relaxation. This week, show off just how laid-back and chilled-out you can be.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) The problem with drama queens is that most of the time there’s almost nothing you can do to shut them down. If they’re determined to stir up shit, even your best-intentioned efforts will only escalate things. That’s why, when you’ve seen this kind of over-the-top conflict arise before, you’ve usually done your best to steer clear and wait for the storm to pass. However, every so often, you have the magical ability to step in and part the clouds before the thunder, lightning, and downpour even begin. The problem is knowing when this will work, and when it will just embroil you in a mess you should have avoided. Luckily, you have me to occasionally tip you off: this week is one of those weeks when the clouds will obey your every whim. Tell the sun to shine through, and it shall.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Delegate. Even though you’re more or less responsible for how this situation turns out, that doesn’t mean you’re necessarily going to be the best one to make it successful. In this case, you’re better off asking, demanding, or begging other people to do some of the heavy lifting for you. Don’t take it all on by yourself. One of your greatest strengths is knowing your own weaknesses and limitations. (An Aries, for example, might burn out or fall flat on her face by pushing too far beyond those.) Make sure you acknowledge and honor them. While it’s desirable to challenge yourself, be humble enough to know when someone else would rise to the challenge much more ably, and let them.

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CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Art, fashion, music and the like are all so subjective. What is edgy to one person is just plain trashy to someone else. What’s fascinating to this guy is tediously predictable to that guy. This is why you’ve largely gone for stuff that’s more cut and dry. You can’t argue with numbers, for example; either they add up or they don’t. I can appreciate why you’d gravitate to that way of doing things, but please resist your temptation to apply those types of rules to things outside that world (like art or relationships). There, the equations don’t work. Trying to make them balance out is simply an annoying waste of your time.

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PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) The dichotomy of being Piscean means you can simultaneously be astoundingly humble, and a legend in your own time. It’s both fascinating and confounding, this ability to apparently occupy two vastly different spaces at once. It seems to defy physics, or logic. However, don’t feel bad about it. If anyone tries to browbeat you into being just one thing at a time, tell them (sweetly of course) to piss off. This is one of your fascinating strengths, and the more you own and embody it this week, the better off (and more successful) you’ll be.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Rams don’t usually do subtlety. Your main technique is just to charge in and pound on things until they look the way you want them to look. Consequently, when you try to be tactful, diplomatic, or understated, you suck at it. You usually overcompensate, and no one gets the hint, not even a little bit. Don’t be too dismayed. Effective subtlety is an art (apprentice yourself to a successful Capricorn and you’ll see it in action). If you want to get good at it, keep practicing. Or else just lower your horns and charge in. After all, it’s gotten you this far, hasn’t it?

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) In Iceland, the majority of the population believes in elves. I’m not kidding. When asked in all seriousness if elves are real, more than half of the Icelandic people will tell you that yes, of course they are. Many claim to have seen or otherwise had encounters with the fey folk. I’m sure you practical Taureans scoff at them, but really, who are you to disagree with an entire nation? My point is: the world as you know it isn’t exactly the same one many other people experience. When their perspective differs from yours, don’t automatically assume they’re wrong, especially this week—you’re the one that’s likely missed the mark.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Most snack foods are designed to make it very hard to stop eating them. It’s virtually impossible to open a bag of chips or popcorn and only consume one handful. In fact, for some people it’s quite difficult not to simply finish the bag. Don’t delude yourself that your willpower is so superior. It’s not. What you’re contemplating doing is like opening the bag of popcorn and only eating three kernels. It pretty much can’t be done (and even if it could, what’s the point?). Your choices here are obvious: resign yourself to finishing the whole bag, or don’t open it at all.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Who woke up this morning and elected you president? Well, everyone. Whatever the circumstance, you may find yourself suddenly and surprisingly with more authority, power, or money than you really know what to do with. Don’t let it go to your head. Even though this came on you all at once, you don’t need to act on it right away. Take some time to sort things out and see what can best be done with this strange little windfall. If you decide to run with it, you’re very likely to trip and fall on your face. If I were you I’d just sit down and have a good think before I even took another step.

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