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5 NEWS & VIEWS THIS WEEK’S QUESTION If your life were a book, who would provide the quote for the back cover?

Editor: Jacob Shafer Lewis Carroll Calendar Editor/Staff Writer: Kate Bradshaw Tom Robbins

Car sales plummet and a submarine gets lei’d in Coconut Wireless. Lahaina prepares to celebrate the mixed legacy of the Pioneer Mill.

Rob Report discusses a greener future with Kauai Sen. Gary Hooser. A dude has a tooth successfully implanted in his eye in News of the Weird. Eh Brah! is up in arms about a used furniture salesman, while Ole gets props in Editor’s Inbox.

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Contributors: Jessica Armstrong, Caeriel Crestin, Lloyd Dangle, Doug Levin, Rob Parsons, Cherry Pascual, Ron Pitts, Chuck Shepherd, Ynez Tongson, Barry Wurst II, Anu Yagi

The bad news: Maui’s public book dispensaries are strapped for cash. The good news: they’ve got an ally in the Friends of the Library. Kate Bradshaw investigates.

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COCONUT WIRELESS THE WEEK IN REVIEW

HYPA LOCAL These days, reporting grim economic news is the very definition of “fish in a barrel”; there’s just no sport in it. The latest example comes courtesy of the Hawaii Automobile Dealers Association. HADA’s second quarter report, which draws data from Mainland-based AutoCount, shows that statewide, new vehicle registrations fell more than 34 percent compared to the same period in 2008, while Maui took an even bigger beating—a whopping 46 percent drop (or “cataclysmic nosedive,” whatever you prefer).

Undaunted, the new Mercedes-Benz dealership in Kahului held a gala grand opening last week, replete with bubbly and pupus, according to a Maui News account. Plans for the dealership were first announced in March 2008, but various snags deprived Mauians of a place to purchase garishly expensive luxury cars—until now. So hey, good news after all! Not for you, but, you know, for rich people… Congrats to the Central East Maui Little League squad, which won state this week on Oahu and now heads to California, where another tournament victory would put the team in the Little League World Series. Good luck, dudes…

LOCAL The USS Hawaii made its much-ballyhooed arrival on Oahu July 24. In addition to platitudes from Gov. Lingle and other photo-op-seeking hoity-toitys, the vessel was greeted by three F-15 fighter jets, which did an

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obligatory flyover. Figure each of those fighters cost about $30 million, add the $2.5 billion that was reportedly poured into the USS Hawaii and you’ve got yourself more than $3 billion in taxpayer money hard at work. And that’s not even factoring in the cost of the giant lei they draped around the sub… Another victim of the budget crunch: The Kulani Correctional Facility on the Big Island is being shut down by the state. According to a Pacific Business News report, the prison houses 123 male inmates, all of whom will be transferred to neighbor island facilities. Exactly how many, if any, will be coming to Maui is unclear; calls to the Hawaii Department of Public Safety (which oversees corrections) had not been returned at press time… To say the “controversy” surrounding Obama’s birth certificate is getting old is like saying arsenic tastes funny. But on we go.

Despite repeated investigations, all of which have concluded that the President was indeed born on Oahu (hell, Lingle has even said it), we had to go through it all again this week. And once again, the Hawaii Department of Health said: yep, he’s a citizen, now shut up about it (or something like that). As he does with most overblown political scandals, The Daily Show’s Jon Stewart hit it on the head with satirical precision: “Oh my God! Barack Obama is running the old Kenyanprince-birth-announcement scam. Here’s how it goes: You want to destroy America from the inside, but you can’t, because you’re a foreigner. So first, you’ve gotta find yourself a good old American willing to reproduce with you. Then, you have that child on foreign soil, while simultaneously placing the birth announcement for that child in one of our ‘fringe states’’ local newspapers….Then, you wait until this baby is a middle aged man. Now the trap is set—you just sit back and let that child go out and win the election for President of the United States.” Diabolical, isn’t it?…

Lame duck huntin.’ and Elephants have pissed in the pool…

On July 26, Sarah Palin made it official, stepping down as governor of Alaska to spend more time with her lucrative speaking engagements. Her desultory farewell speech was bursting with quotable, fauxfolksy Palinisms and featured a few pre-

dictable shots at the liberal elite gotcha media. But here’s my favorite line: “It is because I love Alaska this much…that I feel it is my duty to avoid the unproductive, typical, politics as usual, lame duck session in one’s last year in office.” Hear that, Lingle? MTW

NOT LOCAL The American healthcare system is broken. That disturbing fact (and yes, it’s a fact) impacts us all, regardless of political affiliation. Yet politicians on both sides of the aisle have succeeded in making healthcare a partisan issue, one they can cynically use to score points and tip elections. Take the results of a recent Zogby International poll, which found that 49 percent of respondents supported a public/private healthcare plan that would cover all Americans, with 48 percent opposed. Here’s the telling part: 86 percent of Democrats fell in the “support” column, joined by just 11 percent of Republicans. I’m not here to debate the efficacy of one plan over another; that’s for another time. But when you see opinions about anything split that evenly along party lines, you know the Donkeys

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Oh, pioneers Honoring the mixed legacy of Maui’s plantation era hen the last Pioneer Mill Company building in Lahaina was torn down in 2006, an important piece of Maui’s history went with it. Well, almost. The structures may be gone, but various groups, including the Lahaina Restoration Foundation (LRF), want to make sure the stories imbued within them aren’t forgotten.

Beginning Thursday, July 30, LRF will present a three-day event aimed at celebrating the legacy of plantation era workers, and raising funds to rebuild the top portion of the old smokestack. There will be entertainment, food, a keiki zone, etc., but the man thrust will be remembering—and preserving—a piece of Hawaii’s past.

“The response from the community has been overwhelming,” says LRF Executive Director Theo Morrison.

“When the plantation closed [in 1999] they just closed. There was no event, no recognition of people’s lives.”

During its 139-year existence, the Pioneer Mill employed thousands of

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people, whose disparate cultural backgrounds represented the growing diversity that would come to define the island.

Morrison says the mixed plate lunch was born out of this period, when workers who didn’t speak the same language shared something everyone can understand: food.

Morrison acknowledges the plantation’s complex, checkered history, which includes the exploitation of workers and adverse impacts on Native Hawaiian culture. “There was a downside. They took all the water from the Hawaiian homesteads,” Morrison says.

The plantation has a checkered history, which includes the exploitation of workers and adverse impacts on Native Hawaiian culture.

For the event, LRF has asked people to bring in plantation era artifacts. Morrison says they’ve been inundated—to the point where they’re considering opening a museum on the West side to give these buried treasures a permanent home.

“These things have been sitting in people’s houses, maybe being thought of as junk,” says Morrison. “But now people are starting to see the importance of this era, which is going away in our lifetime.”

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“And yes, there was hard work [for] low wages. They brought in different ethnic groups so they wouldn’t organize, although they ended up forming a union anyway.”

Morrison says the point isn’t to celebrate the plantation as a company or to conjure up nostalgia for the Mill’s business practices. “It’s about people,” she says. “People who overcame all this and created a sense of community.”

If she needed proof that Mauians want to keep the memory of plantation workers alive, Morrison says she’s gotten it in the form of impassioned feedback. A letter from a woman who contributed to the rebuilding of the smokestack reads: “Thank you so much for doing this project. I’m buying a brick in memory of my son, who recently died. He was the last employee to leave the mill; he welded the gate shut.”

That people-oriented approach, Morrison says, is in keeping with LRF’s mission. “My whole thing is about people,” she says. “Prior to me, [LRF] was about buildings. Just preserving a building is fine, but for me, that’s not the goal.

The goal is to educate people. People need to see it and learn from it, so they’ll go out and understand the value of preserving buildings, the value of history.” MTW The Plantation Days event will run July 30-August 1 at the Pioneer Mill site.

For more info call the Lahaina Restoration Foundation at 661-3262 or visit lahainarestoration.org.

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Bold steps Diving into the deep end of a sink-or-swim global shift “In our present state of affairs, the very survival of humankind depends upon people developing concern for the whole of humanity, not just their own community or nation.” –His Holiness Tenzin Gyatso, 14th Dalai Lama of Tibet n his number one bestseller, The World is Flat, socio-political author Thomas L. Friedman skewered the topic of globalization with the directness of the boy in the crowd exclaiming, “The Emperor has no clothes!” The renowned New York Times foreign affairs columnist explicated both the opportunities and drawbacks inherent in the “flattening” of the globe and the explosions of wealth in China and India, the two most populous nations.

With the same laser-beam insightfulness, Friedman’s Hot, Flat, and Crowded examines the immediate challenges of our time: rising competition for energy, changes in the planet’s climate and the need to work collectively to provide solutions while we still can. For all the hoopla, he contends that the needed “green revolution” has barely begun.

Advocating an ambitious national strategy he dubs “Geo-Greenism,” Friedman states that while saving the planet from becoming feverishly hot, we can also “make America healthier, richer, more innovative, more productive, and more secure.”

These are exactly the sort of values that we could use on Maui and throughout the Hawaiian Islands, but there appears to be a disconnect when it comes to implementing change. Our leaders aren’t getting us there fast enough on their own, and citizens may feel powerless against the gravitational tug that keeps us stuck in our status quo.

While bold, transformative actions are needed, often the best place to begin is with common sense baby steps close to home.

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en. Gary Hooser of Kauai, as down to earth a local politician as you’re likely to find, will lead a workshop on Maui next week titled Public Advocacy 101, a de-mystification of the legislative process and a primer for political action. The August 6 event, sponsored by South Maui Sustainability, features a presentation

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Hooser has offered to communities around the state over the past two years.

Hooser also mentioned Thomas Friedman’s Hot, Flat and Crowded when we spoke recently. When I asked him about diversifying the economy and moving away from dependence upon tourism, real estate and construction, his answer was immediate. “Energy is the direction we should go,” he replied. “Not to be too simplistic, but with [the] $7 billion we’re sending out of the state yearly [to import fossil fuels] it makes the most sense.”

Hooser said he favors the “democratization of power,” an increase in distributive generation by many electrical power producers rather than a centralized large generation facility powering the grid. “The utilities hold all the cards,” said Hooser.

At Public Utility Commission meetings, where polices and guidelines are established, he said Hawaiian Electric possesses “the info, the money, the attorneys, and the expert witnesses. It’s part of their supply and demand capitalism, and we need to break the logjam.”

Hooser said that switching to solar hot water systems could average $50 savings monthly per household, or $600 annually. “And of course there would be the jobs provided for those doing solar installations,” he added.

I asked if we were on track with the Lingle Administration-led Hawaii Clean Energy Initiative. “Unfortunately, we fell off track,” he replied. He singled out House Bill 1271, which would have levied a $1 per barrel tax on imported oil, raising an estimated $30 million yearly for clean renewable energy sources and for revitalizing our local agricultural capabilities.

The bill was among those vetoed by Gov. Lingle, and the special legislative session failed to override her decision. Though the measure would have added only a few cents per gallon to the average consumer, it was opposed by the airline industry. Lingle also said she felt the tax would hurt the poor.

“I’m disappointed,” sighed Hooser, who has announced his candidacy for the Lieutenant Governor’s office in 2010. He believes the bill can be “cleaned up” and re-introduced for next January’s legislative session. “I think we can better articulate where the money raised by this measure will go, possibly through direct transfers to tax credits,” he said.

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uch bold steps—part of what Friedman calls a “Green New Deal”—need popular support from

Sen. Gary Hooser calls for a ‘democratization of power.’ citizens as well as lawmakers. But America’s bad habits, says Friedman, “have weakened our society’s ability and willingness to take on the big challenges.”

Hooser said he realized a while back that a lot of good people try to shape public policy, but they may not have the basic information needed to navigate the bureaucratic maze. “It’s a lot of work to follow the bills and to understand the process,” he admits.

“We are surrounded by professional lobbyists who do know how it works.”

Hooser often begins his workshops by asking audiences if they know who their district representatives are. With the fast pace of the session and competition for representatives’ time, he believes relationships are key. “A lot of people don’t realize that if you call up your representative and ask to meet and talk about an issue, more than likely they’ll say ‘yes.’ In that sense, all politics is local,” he said.

“If you don’t have time or can’t do it yourself,” Hooser continued, “then affiliate with an organization that is working for the same goals. I firmly believe there is a tremendous amount of power in personal involvement, and there is value in joining groups.” ome 10 years ago, “eco-philosopher” Joanna Macy co-authored Coming Back to Life: Practices to Reconnect Our Lives, Our World. It has served as a “how-to” guidebook, and has been the basis of workshops she has taught worldwide over the past decade.

Her group methods, which she terms, “The Work That Connects,” have helped

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people transform despair and apathy into constructive, collaborative action.

Macy’s Web site describes her lectures, workshops and training as bringing “a new way of seeing the world, as our larger living body, freeing us from the assumptions and attitudes that now threaten the continuity of life on Earth.” Embracing the concept of “deep ecology,” or healing our fractured relationship with the natural world, is central to her work.

Seeing this deep ecology as a foundation or platform for change enables us to look beyond personal needs and to tackle solutions with newfound enthusiasm.

Thomas Friedman acknowledges that the challenge of embarking on a green revolution is a task of great enormity. “This is not something you do as a hobby,” he says.

“If we can pull this off, it will become the biggest single peacetime project humankind will have ever undertaken.”

It involves “trying to change the climate system…trying to preserve and restore the world’s rapidly depleting ecosystems—our forests, rivers, savannahs, oceans, and the cornucopia of plant and animal species they contain…and trying to break a collective addiction” to fossil fuels.

“It doesn’t get any bigger than this,” Friedman continues. As Kermit the Frog said, “It isn’t easy being green.” Perhaps not. But it’s time. MTW

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[ News of the Weird ] A TOOTH FOR AN EYE British construction worker Martin Jones, 42, who lost one eye and was blinded in the other in a 1997 explosion, regained his sight this year as a result of surgery in which part of his tooth was implanted in the eye. Dr. Christopher Liu of the Sussex Eye Clinic used a piece of tooth because a “living anchor” was necessary to hold a patch of Jones’ skin underneath his eyelid, to generate blood supply while a new lens formed. When the lens was healthy enough, Dr. Liu made a hole in the cornea for light to pass, and Jones feasted his eye on his wife, whom he had married four years ago, sight unseen.

DISINFORMATION AGE (1) Until Mayor Sharon McShurley changed the protocol this year, fire stations in Muncie, Ind., had been delivering reports to department headquarters downtown by dropping them off in fire engines. McShurley ordered the department to learn how to send reports by e-mail. (2) In June, the New York Police Department spent $99,000 on a typewriter repair contract, which will take on increasing importance since last year NYPD bought thousands of new typewriters, manual and electric, costing the city almost $1 million. The NYPD still is not even close to computerizing some of its daily-use forms, such as property and evidence reports.

CONCRETE JUNGLE Hundreds of Los Angeles’s down-andout live not just underneath local freeways but inside their concrete structures, according to a June Los Angeles Times report. The largest “home” is a double-gymnasium-sized cavern under the Interstate 10 freeway in the suburb of Baldwin Park. That space is nearly inaccessible, requiring squeezing through a rusty grating, traversing a narrow ledge, and descending a ladder to reach “a vast, vault-like netherworld, strewn with garbage and

syringes,” with toys and rattles and a cat carcass visible on an upper platform marginally harder for rats to reach. Authorities shy away from the area, out of fear, but every few years, state officials try to seal the entrance (which the homeless quickly unseal as soon as the officials leave).

BUGGING OUT (1) Researchers in Japan and Spain found recently that Argentine ants, normally highly aggressive and territorial, are actually one huge global colony with three expanding centers: a 3,700-mile-long stretch in Europe, a 560-mile strip in California and a swath of Japan’s west coast. Researchers hypothesized the kinship because, when members from those groups were thrown together, they became docile. (2) A June article in the journal Emerging Infectious Diseases reported the worldwide reach of incidents of tapeworms that grow inside humans to nearly 40 feet in length. The most serious carrier, according to a Scientific American summary, is salmon sashimi. (Anthony Franz’s 2008 lawsuit against a Chicago sushi restaurant, for a 9foot-long tapeworm, is still pending.)

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Former elementary school principal John Stelmack, 62, was sentenced in July in Bartow, Fla., to five years in prison for a collection of child pornography, even though no child was directly involved.

Without the aid of computer software, but rather, using scissors and paste, Stelmack had meticulously placed photos of the faces of young girls over the faces of adult women in sexual poses.

INCOMPETENT CRIMINALS Christopher Lister, 21, pleaded guilty to a home burglary in June in Leeds (England) Crown Court. He and two pals had attempted to steal a plasma TV in broad daylight last year, but witnesses easily identified Lister. He is 7 feet tall and lives only a few doors down from the crime scene. MTW For an expanded News of the Weird, visit mauitime.com

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ehbrah@mauitime.com To the owners of the overpriced used furniture store in Lahaina: At my yard sale last week I sold my beautiful couch for a song because you played the “single parent in a new home” card. Today, I went into your store looking for a box spring and what’s on your showroom floor but my couch—for over $1,000! I was appalled! To top it off, you told me that you were out of box springs because there were no beds at the Salvation Army this week. People like me donate to the Sally A. for the good of the community, not so that some sleazy guy can sell them for $200! Clearly, you don’t realize that living in paradise requires a good dose of honesty and aloha. (The bedbugs aren’t helping either!)

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NEWS & VIEWS [ Editor’s Inbox ] ‘A TRUE CLASSIC’ Hooray for Ole, a true inspiration [“Giving Shape,” July 23]. He’s always had lots of respect, especially at Mala. He was in the Kimo’s contest last year where he had some great waves, and when he came in he had a huge smile on his face, getting heads up from everyone there, and he said, “Where’s the beer?” A true classic…love ya dude!

a lot of unanswered questions [Rob Report, July 23]. You ask: “What, exactly, is the tipping point at which a coveted place to live begins teetering towards being undesirable?” Maui already reached it. Just look at the recent surveys and ratings and Maui’s falling from grace. The project you describe for Maalaea sounds nothing short of ugly and inconsistent. Poor Maui...

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WELL VERSED A SHAPING EXPERIENCE My first board was an Ole when I was 14. My last year living on Maui, Ole was my boss, landlord and hero.

He taught me so many lessons about shaping and living. Every time I step into my shaping room I think about Bob and his words of wisdom. I once asked him, what do you think about when you’re shaping? After closing the door and taking me into the corner of his shaping room, he whispered, “Water.”

Mahalo, Mr. Olsen.

This column is always so wrapped in angst, it’s nice to see someone at least put it to poetry [Eh Brah, July 23]. Thank you, I really enjoyed this.

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ou turn onto a crusty red road known as Hansen.

You make your first right. You blow through what, in passing, looks like a tawny and crumbled former town center spotted with rusted sugar cane industry monuments.

After about a mile you question the accuracy of the directions you were given. This must be where Jesus lost his sandals, you think, contemplating turning around.

You hit a T-intersection.

This must be where the first protozoan organism to move of its own accord lost its sandals, you think. There’s no way that the Maui Friends of the Library used bookstore is all the way out here.

But it is: left at the intersection, right after Puunene School. Further down. Another right turn.

The house that holds some 180,000 volumes is tiny—not much larger than the lanai at its front. It’s creaky, vaguely musty and shaded by a sprawling tree. In great contrast to the parched industrial desert that characterizes this area, the MFOL shop has an oddly comforting schoolhouse feel.

Part boneyard for titles with osteoporosis-ridden spines, part monument to the infinite potential of Gutenberg’s invention, the place is one of Maui’s quintessential hidden gems.

It might also be a key lifeline for Maui’s malnourished public libraries.

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aui Friends of the Library has been around for nearly a century—since 1912. It operated informally for nearly 50 years until it received a charter of incorporation in 1957. Its mission has always been to support the Valley Isle’s free public library system.

Initially that meant covering the salary of the first librarian to work at the island’s inaugural book depository, housed in the Alexander House Settlement in Wailuku.

Now the nonprofit aids the island’s libraries through things like promotion and procuring vital materials that otherwise would be beyond the system’s state-allotted budget.

An organization that operates solely on volunteer labor and donated books, MFOL depends on the Puunene shop and used book tables at individual library branches for their funding. Nearly every volume for sale in these spots is priced at a dime—from tawdry romance novels to titles like John Kennedy Toole’s A Confederacy of Dunces. A few hundred, maybe, says MFOL President John Clark, cost a little more, but these are rarer, more valuable volumes. Clark lists a Holy Bible printed in the 19th century as an example.

Charging a dime per book may seem like a bad business plan, but Clark says that, with the Friends’ ultra-low operating costs, it adds up.

“We do actually take in a fair amount of money,” Clark says, citing a report that shows MFOL had made about $16,000 as of the end of June. “We’re not talking Costco, of course,” he adds.

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That money has allowed the group to cover things like a paint job at the Lahaina branch—a project sporting a $5,000 price tag—and a portion of the Lanai branch’s new chairs.

This is vital, given the current budget crisis facing Hawaii’s public libraries, a pinch state Senator and library advocate Kalani English says is beyond barebones. “They’re cutting into the marrow,” says the East Maui legislator.

He isn’t kidding: the Hawaii State Public Library System faces cuts totaling more than $5.7 million for fis-

Part boneyard for titles with osteoporosis-ridden spines, part monument to the infinite potential of Gutenberg’s invention, the Maui Friends of the Library bookstore is one of the island’s quintessential hidden gems. cal year 2009. That’s a 20 percent budget reduction.

“They’re obviously hurting, like all branches of state government,” Clark says.

The shrunken library budget almost resulted in the loss of five branches statewide, including Hana’s public school library branch, which serves as a lifeline for residents who wouldn’t otherwise have access to the Internet or even newspapers.

“They are critical points in the community,” says Library Services Section Manager Susan Nakata, adding that libraries also serve as needed safe havens for keiki.

The State Board of Education cited circulation numbers as its reasoning for putting the Hana branch on the chopping block, which seemed to ignore Hana’s isolation and the size of the community.

“If you look at the numbers,” English says, “Hana has very low usage.” But in reality, he adds, libraries are most vital in remote communities. In most other places, the next library is often a mere 15-minute drive away; not so in the county’s isolated reaches. “Cuts in the rural areas have much greater impact than cuts in the cities,” English says.

The Hana Public Library dodged a bullet a few weeks ago, when hundreds of East siders showed up at a BOE meeting to oppose its closure. In the end, the board decided not to close any of the five branches, but instead to make cuts elsewhere.

Nakata says that includes implementing furloughs (from which the libraries were originally exempt), reduc-

ing public service hours, freezing vacant positions, reducing temporary hires and doing away with student helpers.

They have until August 23 to decide.

How about staffing the library with volunteers? Nakata says that isn’t feasible, because “there are things we do in the library that are confidential.” Patron records and questions about business or health matters require the attention of someone who holds an appropriate degree— in many cases a master’s in library science.

With a looming deadline for the revised budget cuts, the pressure is on, and the cuts have to be made somewhere.

Hawaii’s Constitution forbids us from doing deficit spending,” English says. “Our system is based on a balanced budget.”

That means that, unlike, say, California, the state can’t borrow money to cover its shortfalls. If the money isn’t there, it’s not there. English likens this to a consumer with a debit card versus one making purchases on credit.

Given libraries’ already-dire situation, which includes a substantial reduction in the allotted budget for books, periodicals and other vital materials, Nakata says that outside help from local Friends chapters is hugely important.

“We rely heavily on their support during tough times,” she says. “Most importantly they help us with advocacy.”

Nakata cites a letter-writing campaign the Maui Friends executed to fend off a substantial budget reduction in October 2008.

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tate Librarian Richard Burns says circulation stats are the primary reason the Hawaii State Public Library system chose the five libraries it did. Yet library advocates note library usage is on the rise—probably a result of the recession.

Of course, scarcity of funding is a common plight. Pair that with the perceived obsolescence of libraries, and their existence is exponentially imperiled.

The wealth of information available on the Internet may be contributing to the notion that libraries are not as necessary as they once were. But there is some information that may never be available online—at least not from a credible source. The Hawaiiana room at the Wailuku Public Library is clear evidence of this.

In order for libraries’ relevance to be acknowledged by those who administer their funding, individuals need to show support. This doesn’t necessarily mean donating in the capacity of Friends of the Library (though the used book store could use a few more volunteers). It could be something as simple as renting the occasional DVD from the nearest branch instead of waiting on your Netflix cue, or searching the stacks for the titles on your summer reading list instead of dropping your dollars at a corporate chain.

In the current economic climate, libraries are among the services that cannot be taken for granted. As Senator English succinctly says: “Use it or lose it.” MTW

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Blazin’ deals Steak joint offers big portions, recession-friendly prices ith the economy as soft as it’s been in a while, eating on a budget has become a ritual for most. However, the dollar menu at McDonalds gets old and cooking meals at home gets tiring after a long day at work. Enter Blazin’ Steaks. If you don’t already know, the restaurant chain—

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Blazin’ Steaks Queen Kaahumanu Center, Kahului Wailuku Town Center, 790 Eha St. Unit #6 463-2724 which, just like its name suggests, serves up ono steak—offers customers great grinds starting at $6.

I recently dropped by their newest location in Wailuku. The cute little restaurant has six stools lined up under a countertop and three small tables that seat three each. On the far wall hangs a flat screen TV that, on

my visit, was playing 50 First Dates for the handful of diners while a woman worked the counter and a man worked the grill. I guess for a place as simple as this, only two people are needed per shift.

I settled on the steak and shrimp combo plate. Each plate comes with two scoops of rice and green salad. I waited less than 5 minutes before my delicious-smelling meal was ready. The plate comes with five big pieces of garlic shrimp and about 4 oz. of tender, juicy grilled steak. The meat and shrimp went well together while the salad offered up a healthy serving of greens. Overall, I enjoyed my dinner—and my wallet did, too.

Other steak options include an 8 oz. steak plate for $6 or a whopping 16 oz. steak plate for $10. For those seeking a beef alternative, fish (opakapaka) is offered alongside chicken, both of which can be prepared in a variety of ways: broiled, Korean BBQ, Thai peanut and sweet chili for fish plates and the same—with the addition of mushroom—for chicken plates.

You can choose any two entrees for $7 and opt to add shrimp to any plate for an

extra $4, while drinks are a buck. They also offer a variety of seasonings and sauces to cater to your liking, including Worcestershire sauce, Korean BBQ sauce, A1, shoyu and Tabasco.

Sanny Simpliciano, who manages both Maui locations—the other being in the Queen Kaahumanu Center in Kahului— says the restaurant is named after his nephew, Blaizen. Blaizen’s father and Simpliciano’s brother-in-law, Richard Craft

Jr., is the eatery’s founder. There are plans to open a third location on Maui either in Lahaina or Kihei within the next year.

It’s great to see a business expanding in such tough times, especially one that offers low prices. Check them out when you feel the need to take a break from the kitchen. MTW Photo: Queen Kaahumanu Center location, second floor by the food court.

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Diplo—can you go?

Fancy suit or no, globetrotting DJ will bring the beats resh off the plane and a performance at this past weekend’s Fuji Rock Festival in Echigo Yuzawa, Japan, DJ Diplo arrived on Oahu just after 9:30am on Monday. Less than an hour later he’s on the phone with me—and, unbeknownst to him, popping my Music Scene interview cherry—ahead of his upcoming gig at Charley’s.

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DJ Diplo Next gig: Saturday, August 1, Charley’s, Paia, 10pm-close Web sites: maddecent.com, myspace.com/diplo First time aside, the chance to talk story with the acclaimed DJ who produced M.I.A.’s Grammy nominated “Paper Planes”, who is hailed as the “worldwide ambassador of baile funk” and who works with the likes of Santigold, Kanye West and Gwen Stefani would throw anyone’s tummy into turmoil. I’m a touch relieved when our interview is a few minutes delayed, though unfortunately due to Diplo’s loss of luggage, forcing him to circle back to baggage claim in pursuit of a garment bag housing Japanese designer-label suits.

“I have to wear, like, a nice suit now when I perform—with my new band,” he says. “So we all wear nice suits and

then I end up losing mine every time I fly.”

With the background noise of Honolulu highways coupled with his low timbre it’s a little hard to hear, but Diplo is unmistakably nonchalant about the whole “suit stuff” thing. His manner is more like that of a friend casually recounting a recent, inevitable airport mishap.

I girlishly ask about designers (there are a couple labels he prefers, like Visvim and Comme des Garçons), and express surprise at the boldness of shopping in the country that landed the number one (Tokyo) and two (Osaka) spots on the list of “World’s Most Expensive Cities to Live In,” based on the latest data from consultants Mercer.

“You know what? Some shops are cheaper there,” he replies. “I only spend money on clothes, like, once every two years. I’ll wear it ’til it falls apart.”

Then he adds: “I guess I’m getting old. I like suits now. Is that messed up?”

Messed up? Hardly. A peek at the online coverage of his new band, Major Lazer—Diplo partnering with DJ Switch— reveals a pair of hip, do-it-all artists with a visual style evoking that of Funkadelic’s Hardcore Jollies (1976) meets the cult classic flick Heavy Metal (1981).

“The Major Lazer record is kind of like Kill Bill in a long line of samurai movies.

Dancehall is always going back and forth to different places. I’m always interested as a DJ in music that reflects on itself,” Diplo told Canada’s Exclaim! earlier this month.

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What is messed up (and marvelous) is Diplo’s tip that the soon-to-be-released video for Major Lazer’s bouncing track “Pon de Floor”—off their 2009 album Gunz Don’t Kill People, Lazers Do—is being produced by Eric Wareheim of Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Scheduled for posting at maddecent.com

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While DJ Diplo’s laid-back, friendly air was enough to set my newbie nerves to rest, his music is more than enough to make me want to shake my ass. I’ve cleared my calendar for Saturday night (and you should too) for what is sure to be a show you’ll be bummed to miss. Though the man himself may not be wearing his misplaced attire, if you wear a suit to this mad shindig, I’ll give you a high five. MTW

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Worse seed Latest ‘twisted kid’ horror flick more schlock than shock n unstable couple (Vera Fermiga and Peter Saarsgaard) adopt little Esther (Isabelle Fuhrman) and things immediately go bad in Orphan, the latest (but far from greatest) in a long line of “the-child-ain’t-right” horror movies.

The poster for the movie declares,

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Zero ★★ ★Stars ★★ Rated R/122 min.

“There’s Something Wrong With Esther,” but it’s the filmmakers who are in the wrong. It’s one thing to show a masked psychopath carving up dumb teenagers; it’s another thing entirely to show a little girl repeatedly bash a grown-up’s head with a hammer while another child watches. Or to show a little girl dress up like a

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prostitute so she can seduce her adopted father. Or to depict a child setting a little boy on fire and watching him burn.

Or…well, you get the picture.

Fermiga gives a good performance and the film is well directed. But a filmmaker can only make a movie look so good before his visual gloss starts to slither off the slime he’s created. I don’t entirely blame the director, who probably thought he was making a “horror classic,” or the screenwriters, who probably got bullied by mean little girls. On the other hand, I am shocked that Leonardo DiCaprio is one of the executive producers—with his reportedly Oscar-worthy performance in Shutter Island just three months away did he really need to be associated with one of the worst films of the year?

Parents, please keep in mind that this is a slasher movie about children, not a slasher movie for children. I know how it is: you wanna see a movie, but you can’t find a sitter at the last minute and think, “Well, my kids have seen just about everything, how bad can this movie be?”

Answer: bad. In fact, if there is one movie

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Maybe you should have just gotten a puppy. you don’t take your kids and pre-teens to see this year, make it this one.

In addition to being remarkably foul, the film has no internal logic. If you went to an orphanage and see a little girl dressed like Shirley Temple, sitting by herself, painting creepy pictures, singing songs older than you and learn that her previous guardians burned to death in a mysterious house fire,

would you adopt her? The film’s gruesome and heartless opening scene, involving a gory miscarriage, is supposed to make you feel sorry for the couple. But considering how awesomely stupid they were to let this kid in their house, warnings and all, they get what they deserve.

You, on the other hand, have been properly warned. MTW

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Kukui Mall 1819 South Kihei Road, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm), Every Little Step - PG13 - F-W 11, 5:30, 7:30 Funny People - R - F-W 11, 2:15, 5:15, 8:15 G-Force - G - F-W 3:20, 5:25, 7:30, 9:35 Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - PG Th-W 10:45, 2:30, 6:30, 9:45 Tyson - R - F-W 1:10, 3:20, 9:50

Maui Mall Megaplex Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm), Bruno - R - Th-W 12:40, 2:50, 4:55, 7:10, 9:20 G-Force - G - Th-W 12:45, 1:30, 3, 3:45, 5:15, 6, 7:30, 8:15, 9:45.

James Taylor duets on ‘The Hanukkah Song.’

Tyson - R - Documentary - A movie that tells the life story of a guy who got rich and famous by hitting other guys in the face. 90 min.

Now Showing

Depression. Christian Bale stars as the FBI dude who was on his trail under the auspices of a cross-dressing J. Edgar Hoover. 100 min.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen PG13 - Art, Foreign - If there are two things I can’t get enough of, they are sequels and giant robots.

Check, and check. The revisited giant robot race once again battles other giant robots that happen to be evil. 150 min.

Bruno - R - Comedy - Clad in skin-tight mesh, Sacha Baron Cohen (‘Borat,’ ‘Da Ali G Show’) makes red-blooded homophobes painfully uncomfortable and lampoons shallow celebrity culture in one delightfully fabulous swoop. 83 min.

The Ugly Truth - R - Comedy - Basically, an uptight talk show producer (Katherine Heigl) is routinely put off by the antics of one of the show’s strapping correspondents (Gerard Butler). I’ll give you one guess as to the outcome. 101 min.

G-Force - G - Art, Foreign - Zack Galifiankis and Will Arnett are among the cast members supplying voices to a squad of guinea pigs who have been sent on a mission to stop an evil billionaire from taking over the world. 86 min.

Up - PG - Animation - The latest from Pixar chronicles the voyage of an old dude who, after tying a balloon or two to his house, is bound for South America, where he has dreamed of visiting all his life. 96 min.

The Hangover - R - Th-W 1:40, 4:05, 6:30, 8:55 Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - PG Th-W 12:15, 12:45, 1:45, 3, 3:30, 4, 5, 6:15, 6:45, 7:15, 8:15, 9:30, 10 Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs - PG - Th-W 1:20, 3:40, 5:55, 8:10 My Sister’s Keeper - PG13 - Th-W 1:35, 4:15, 6:55, 9:35 Up - PG - Th-W 2, 4:30, 7, 9:30

Wharf Cinema Center 658 Front Street, 249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day), G-Force - G - Th-W 1:30, 4, 6:30, 9. F-W 1:30, 4, 6:30, 9.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - PG Th-W 12:30, 3:45, 7, 10:10.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - PG13 Th-W 12:15, 3:35, 6:45, 9:55.

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THIS WEEK’S PICKS Desert queen in paradise

Making is believing

Saturday (Aug. 1), 2-8pm, Sugarman Estate, Makena

Saturday (Aug. 1), 9pm, Timba, Lahaina

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: everyone loves a big gay dance party, especially people who say they don’t. Both Sides, Now, which is probably Maui’s only formal LGBT organization (they get extra points for naming themselves after a Joni Mitchell song), is putting on its annual Priscilla Party this weekend, which benefits Maui AIDS Foundation. Obviously it’s not just a party for members of the Valley Isle’s LGBT community; food, music and entertainment make for a good time for all. Guests can catch a shuttle to Sugarman Estate from the south end of the Shops at Wailea (near the Rolex store).

Vintage military apparel is highly encouraged, so bust out your pinup outfit or sailor suit and dance away the afternoon. $25 at both-sidesnow.org/$35 at the door.

I am the Charleton Heston of mojitos. If anyone dares tell me how “so 2005” the refreshing beverage is, I will defend it to the death. Of course, a mojito is only enjoyable if it’s actually a mojito and not made from a syrupy mix. There are not many places on-island to get a decent mojito unless you’re able to procure your own fresh mint leaves and bring them to the bar yourself, which may involve sneaking onto private property and potentially being shot or bitten by a pit bull. Trust me. One place that does have a mean mojito is Timba, Lahaina’s newest nightlife addition. This week’s A Makebelieve Clothing Company shindig/rager/box social is a most excellent—and completely legal—opportunity to try the Cuban-born concoction while checking out local clothing purveyor’s latest designs. Danceable house music will be provided by Suck my Beat and Love House. Oh, and expect complimentary sushi and a fashion show around midnight.

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Rock and/or roll

Illusions, Michael. Illusions.

Sunday (Aug. 2), 7pm, Lahaina Civic Center

Thursday (Aug. 6), 6pm, Iao Theater, Wailuku

Every other Sunday, Fuzzbox Productions puts on a most superior—and most free— movie screening. These are all-ages popcorn potluck events that usually incorporate a theme of some sort. This week it’s “rock stars.” This is honorable, considering how the essence of rock and roll as well as the rebellion and spirit that accompany it have been overshadowed by its own image. Like Twitter, our culture has gotten caught up in the manner in which rock and roll is delivered rather than the substance of its message. (Just sayin’.) Fuzzbox is featuring films that center on rock and roll, including titles like School of Rock, a Jack Black film to which I have yet to apply any degree of academic scrutiny.

This is kind of a family deal, but Fuzzbox also puts on events geared toward those of us in our 20s who’ve yet to procreate. Most, for some reason, involve bacon. In any case, keep an eye out if you’re looking for something different.

When writing one of This Week’s Picks on an upcoming magic show, one might consider incorporating Harry Potter, who apparently has a new movie out, into the writeup. This would be a mistake. Yes, although our society is guided by the Principle of Overkill, no decent writer should stoop to the most accessible device just to save time and garner readership. It’s quality not quantity, my friends. (Oh, and I don’t like Harry Potter.) Those interested in viewing one of magic’s other pop culture vestiges can check out a live magic show this week.

Headlining is Dr. Scandia (I am not sure of the discipline in which he earned his PhD), whose claim to fame is the ability to predict headlines. He will attempt to do so with this very paper. A week prior to the show he will write down his prediction for Maui Time’s cover story and open up the envelope at the Aug. 6 show. Plus, he plans on performing hypnosis on audience members who volunteer. Magician (illusionist?) Kolina will also give a special performance. An American Veterans Association benefit. $10/$12 door.

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Big Shows

Stage

Maui Calls - Fri, Aug 14. It’s that time again. This

Maui Slam’s SUMMER Slam Off - Thu, Jul

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas - Fri,

tasting event of the year, and features musical per-

30. Spoken word competition with a $100 cash

Sat & Sun, Jul 31-Aug 2. Last chance! This musical

formances, gourmet food from top chefs and more.

prize. Plus dancing and beats by DJ Boomshot,

is a lighthearted look at a smalltown brothel fre-

Vintage aloha wear is encouraged. $175. 6 p.m.

Bon Dance Practice - Rinzai will host Bon dancing

visual alchemy by Douglas DeBoer, celebrity judges

quented by politicians and others. Fri & Sat, 7:30

Events Lawn, MACC, One Cameron Way.,

Tuesdays andThursdays throughout the season.This col-

and special guests. 10 p.m. Casanova, 1188

p.m.; Sun 3 p.m. Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St.,

Kahului 242-2787 ext. 225.

orful ritual serves to honor departed ancestors. 7:30 p.m.

Makawao Ave., Makawao. 280-5096.

Wailuku. 242-6969.

The Fixx - Thu, Aug 27. King Michel Productions

Diplo - Sat, Aug 1. This producer and DJ is referred to as the ambassador of Baile Funk. Paste magazine called him a mad genius and his “Paper Planes” was nominated for the 2009 Grammy for Song of the Year.

gigantic MACC fundraiser is considered the wine

Tickets on Sale Candlebox - Thu, Aug 6. These guys are best known for tunes like “Far Behind” and “Rain.”

Tickets available at honoluluboxoffice.com, Wokstar

Having just released the album Into the Sun, the

(Kihei) and The Wine Corner (Paia) or by calling 550-

Lahaina Plantation Days, Then and Now - A nostalgic, 3-day exploration of West Maui’s planta-

Another,” or maybe “Saved by Zero.” $33.50-

tion days. Will feature excellent music, food booths,

$43.50. 7 p.m. Maui Theatre, 878 Front St.,

a coffee garden, a beer tent, a Kids’ Zone and much

Lahaina 800-745-3000.

more. Thu 7 p.m., Fri & Sat 4:30 p.m. Pioneer Mill,

Slava’s Snow Show - Daily, Aug 28. Maui is due

their tour. 7 p.m. The Cellar 744, 744 Front St.,

for a snowstorm, no? This spectacular show daz-

Saloon, 142 Hana Hwy., Paia. 579-9453.

Lahaina. 661-3744.

zles with vivid imagery and theatrical performances

America - Sat, Aug 8. These dudes sing the “A Horse With No Name” (shame on you for thinking

ment featuring percussionist Paul Carroll, violinists

that was Neil Young!), “Sister Golden Hair,”

machines, precipitation and loud music. Fri: 7:30

imize - or even eliminate - your federal income tax

p.m.; Sat: 1:30 & 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC,

bill. Find out about how going solar will help, how

One Cameron Way. Kahului, 242-7469.

to be reimbursed for most of your employee health

Pollock, who will be playing while local artists Gabe

inspired 70s rock tunes. $40-65. 6 p.m. A & B

John Legend - Thu, Sep 10. No way. This most

Mott and Martha Woodbury create works of origi-

Amphitheater, MACC, One Cameron Way.,

excellent young soulful singer/composer will proba-

nal art. 7:30 p.m. Seabury Hall Performing Arts

Kahului 242-7469.

bly sell out quickly. A portion of proceeds from ticket sales go toward an effort to improve living conditions in African villages. $65/$55/$45. 7:30 p.m.

Priscilla Party 2009 - Sat, Aug 1. This annual

writer has penned some catchy and unique

LGBT shindig is brought to us by Both Sides Now. As

tunes, tunes that caught the ear of Jack

usual, it’s expected to be a most excellent blowout

Johnson’s

with food, drink, dancing and entertainment. This

“Sunshine” and “Behind the Moon” demon-

The Odd Couple - Opens Friday, Sept 18. A

year’s theme is vintage military attire. Tickets avail-

strate the dynamic nature of his songwriting

female twist on this tale of two singles who are

able at both-sides-now.org. $25/$35 door. 2-8 p.m.

ability. 10 p.m. Hard Rock Cafe, 900 Front St.,

polar opposites of each other. $20. 7:30 p.m. Iao

(no at-event parking, but free shuttles will run from

Lahaina 667-7400.

Theater, Wailuku. 242-6969.

Brushfire

Records.

Songs

like

Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way.

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2511 S. KIHEI RD., KIHEI • 891-8600

insurance and why investing in the right high-tech business can save you loads of tax dollars.

Speakers include Lt. Governor Duke Aiona, CPA Doug Levin and KGMB9 reporter Howard Dicus.

8:30 a.m. - 2 p.m. King Kamehamea Golf Club,

2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Wailuku. 792-5000.

Wo Hing After Dark - A chance to check out

Kahului, 242-7469.

the Shops at Wailea) Sugarman Estate, Makena.

844 FRONT ST., LAHAINA • 667-7758

FRIDAY, JUL 31

by clowns wearing big shoes. Involves fog

“Ventura Highway” and a dozen other country-

Matt Costa - Fri, Aug 14. This singer-song-

Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina. 661-3262.

Biz Tax Summit - Learn about ways you can min-

Sarn Oliver and Mariko Smiley and pianist Robert

Studio, 480 Olinda Rd., Makawao. 876-1854.

Rinzai Zen Mission, 120 Alawai Rd., Paia, 579-9921.

best known for the tune “One Thing Leads to

Seattle band is actually coming to Maui during

Aug 1. A highly improvisational multi-media experi-

THURSDAY, JUL 30

brings this 80s fixture to Maui. The Fixx is perhaps

8457. $15/$20. 9 p.m. Charley’s Restaurant &

Ebb & Flow Summer Series Finale - Sat,

Events

some rare Chinese artifacts and other facets of the olden days after the sun goes down. Films on this topic will also screen. Happens every Friday. $2. 1 p.m. - 8 p.m. Wo Hing Temple Museum, 858 Front

St., Lahaina. 661-3262.

2511 S. KIHEI RD., KIHEI • 891-8600

The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 891-1011

CAFE MARC AUREL 28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

Thursday 07/30

Friday 07/31

Saturday 08/01

Sunday 08/02

Monday 08/03– Wednesday 08/05

House of S.I.N. No cover, 10pm

House Boutique No cover, 10pm

Erin Smith No cover, 10pm

Escape Sundays

MON - A Kettle Prime/Casa Del Sol; TUE - Slackin’ Tuesdays; WED - Dub Step Wednesdays

Tom Cherry Band

Indio Y Los Elementos

Lion Vibes $10, 10pm

MON - Jazz Cafe w/ Manao Radio

MauiSLAM Summer Slam Off; $5, 9:30pm

Pac Vibe $8, 10pm

Dance Party $5, 10pm

WED - Ladies’ Night, $10, 10pm

Dance Hall

DJ Nature Boy

DJ Nature Boy

Lion Vibe $5, 9pm

Studio 142 w/ DJ Ray & Guests; $10, 10pm

DJ Diplo $20, 10pm

Orin & Junior

Dave Carroll No cover

Dave Carroll No cover

Erin Smith No cover

MON - Peter; TUE - Live Jazz; WED - Whaleshark, No cover

Quiz Night w/ DJ Chile Dog; 8pm

Pau Hanas

Catfish Ringo

Ms. Beaver

MON - Jordan & Friends; TUE - Erin Smith

Cherryette Sapphire

Live Music

Karaoke

Pool Tournament

TUE - Pool Night; WED - Jam Night

The Girly Show w/ DJ Michael Fong; $5, 10pm

Ultra Fab $5, 10pm

Pac Vibe

Karaoke

CELLAR 744 744 Front St., Lahaina 661-3744

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema, Lahaina - 667-0908

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

EHA’S POOL BAR 1234 Lower Main, Wailuku - 242-1177

GIAN DON’S 1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-4041

GREEN LEAF SPORTS BAR 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

Ladies’ Night

Teen Night (ages 14-18)

TUE - LahainaJam/Open Mic; WED - Black Powder Band TUE - Danyal Alana

WED - Wii Lounge Night w/ DJ David Karaoke

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

TUE - Pool Tournament; WED - Ladies’ Night MON - Marty Dread and the Kryptones, $10/$5, 10pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199

Rampage

Manalii

Collaboration

Karaoke Night

MON - Karaoke Night; TUE - DJ Nexus; WED -Pac Vibe (No cover)

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

MON-WED - Karaoke

JACQUES 120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

Maui Chamber Business After Hours - A

Lahaina Plantation Days, Then and Now -

Cereal Drive - Bring boxes of cereal (unopened,

Lahaina Plantation Days, Then and Now -

chance to network somewhat informally with

A nostalgic, 3-day exploration of West Maui’s planta-

of course) to either the Kihei or the Kahului Safeway

A nostalgic, 3-day exploration of West Maui’s planta-

fellow members of Maui’s business community.

tion days. Will feature excellent music, food booths,

and Shorecasters for Christ will donate it to Maui

tion days. Will feature excellent music, food booths,

5-7 p.m. Paradise Flower Farms, 331 Ihe Pl.,

a coffee garden, a beer tent, a Kidís Zone and much

Food Bank, which is badly in need of nonperish-

a coffee garden, a beer tent, a Kid’s Zone and much

Kula. 878-2591.

more. Thu 7 p.m., Fri & Sat 4:30 p.m. Pioneer Mill,

ables. 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Kihei Safeway, Kahului

more. Thu 7 p.m., Fri & Sat 4:30 p.m. Pioneer Mill,

Kama’aina Nights - A celebration featuring local

Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina. 661-3262.

Safeway. 757-4739.

Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina. 661-3262.

Maui Green Energy Day - Join the US Green

Workshop: Deepening the Sisterhood -

musical performances at center stage. Sponsored

SATURDAY, AUG 01

by KPOA 93.5 FM. 6 p.m. Queen Kaahumanu

Building Council on their tour of the Kaheawa wind

This

Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave.,

Family Celebration of the Arts - Free event

farm, Maui Ocean Center’s small wind farm and the

Institute workshop for women aims to teach partic-

Kahului. 877-3369.

celebrates the opening of the 2009 Youth Art

Makena Wastewater facility. Includes a light lunch

ipants about sacred sexual healing energy work

Exhibition with hands-on workshops, scavenger

and admission to a green mixer. 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Meet

(fully-clothed) and the importance of spiritual bonds

hunt, studio tours, live music performance, face

at Maui Ocean Center, 192 Maalaea Rd. 270-0567.

between women. Maui Meadows. 283-6203.

Producers’ Night - Writer and star Maui News reporter Ilima Loomis will give a compelling discussion of what it means to practice journalism these days. 6 p.m. Akaku Community Television, 333 N.

Dairy Rd., Kahului. 871-5554.

Samurai Swordsmanship - Study the Way of the samurai with Komei Juku Maui, the U.S. Headquarters for Muso Jikiden Eishin Ryu Iaijutsu.

6 p.m. - 9 p.m. Maui Okinawa Kenjin Kai, 688

Nukuwai Pl., Wailuku. 573-1965.

work consists of mixed media on canvas boldly portraying colorful marine life. A chance to talk story, have a glass of wine and check out his stuff. Free.

7 p.m. Maui Hands, Lahaina, 612 Front St., Ste. D,

Lahaina. 573-2021.

Art Fair - Lahaina Art Society will

SOME HERE

ALL

Watercolor Workshop - An exploration of various watercolor techniques that explores sources of creativity. Occurs over two days. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Temple of Peace, 575

Swap Meet - From camo hunting

online CALENDAR on mauitime.com

gear and koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate, locally-crafted jewelry, this place pretty much has it all. Killer produce market, too. Admission: 50 cents. 7 a.m.-12 p.m. Maui

Community College, Kahului Harbor side. 877-3100.

Obon Festival - A Wailuku installment of this isle tradition involving a colorful dance ritual honoring departed ancestors, a tradition stemming from Buddhism. Continues to Saturday night. 7 p.m. Service, 8 p.m. Dance. Wailuku

Mission,

Hui No’eau Arts Center, 2841 Baldwin Ave, Makawao. 572-6560.

Haiku Rd. 575-5220.

Art Exhibition - Shawn Ardoin knows fish. His

Hongwanji

painting and much more. 10 a.m.

1828 Vineyard

St.,

Wailuku. 244-0406.

Stargazing Program - An astronomer will discuss star lore and basic astronomy whilst participants gaze into the night sky. Bring a

Divine

Feminine/Awakened

Masculine

SUNDAY, AUG 02

be displaying the work of member artists and craftspeople all day

Maui Summer Festival - Check out the West

beneath the sprawling banyan tree.

Side’s first annual weekly summer festival, which fea-

9 a.m.-5 p.m. Banyan Tree Park,

tures live music, food, art and a farmer’s market. Free.

Lahaina. 661-0111.

10 a.m.-3 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina. 667-2514.

Special Moments - A most pre-

Art Fair - Lahaina Art Society will be displaying

cious musical performance. 1 p.m.

the work of member artists and craftspeople all day

Maui Mall, 70 E. Kaahumahu Ave.

beneath the sprawling banyan tree. 9 a.m.-5 p.m.

871-1307.

Banyan Tree Park, Lahaina. 661-0111.

Art Reception - Titled “Summer Holoholo,” this show exhibit of artwork from Suzy Papanikolas and Todd Campbell. Papanikolas will display a body of work that centers on the history of the isles; Campbell’s exhibit features exotic

MONDAY, AUG 03 Hula Show - A dazzling and reverent demonstration of this most important art. Free. 10 a.m. Queen Kaahumanu

Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave. 877-3369.

Women’s Golf Invitational - This is the event’s

wood carvings. 5 p.m. Viewpoints Gallery, 3620

Summer Night Bash - The Hawaii Ballroom

55th year of existence. It’s a two-day affair and a

Baldwin Ave., Makawao 572-5979.

Dancing Association Maui Chapter is holding this

chance to see the skills of top female golfers. 8 a.m. Various locales islandewide. 875-8359.

Backyard Jam - This weekly pa’ina features hula performances courtesy of Tihati Productions as

Rummage Sale - This sale of lightly used goods

well as an all you can eat island food buffet and dis-

will benefit Kahului Union Church. Includes cloth-

counted drinks. $30. 5:30 p.m. Sheraton Maui

ing, linen, cookware and much more. 8 a.m.-12

Resort and Spa, 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy. 661-0031.

p.m. Kahului Union Church, 101 Kaahumanu Ave.,

Kahului. 871-4422.

celebration of many dance forms, including ballroom, Latin and swing. 6-9 p.m. Maui Beach Hotel,

170 W. Kaahumanu Ave. 877-0051.

TUESDAY, AUG 04 Directed Growth Mapping - This shit’s kind of

Obon Festival - A Wailuku installment of this isle

important. Have a say in the fate of Maui by partic-

tradition involving a colorful dance ritual honoring

ipating in this discussion of controlling develop-

beach mat and warm clothing. 7:30 - 8:30

Benefit Car Wash - Proceeds go to Civil Air

departed ancestors, a tradition stemming from

Patrol Kihei’s cadet activities, including emergency

ment on island. Because, seriously, good lord,

p.m. Hosmer’s Grove, Haleakala National

Buddhism. 7 p.m. Service, 8 p.m. Dance. Wailuku

services training sessions and practices. 9 a.m.-1

enough is enough. 1:30-8 p.m. Lahaina Civic

Park. 572-4459.

Hongwanji Mission, 1828 Vineyard St., Wailuku.

Center, 1840 Hono`apiilani Hwy. 661-4685.

p.m. Azeka Shopping Center, Kihei. 879-4605.

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Flatbread Fundraiser Night - Partial proceeds

Club event that’s open to the public. 7:30 a.m. Five

Falls and Kapahu Living Farm, which features lo’i

from pizzas sold tonight will benefit Ari’i Hau

Palms Restaurant, 2960 S. Kihei Rd. 879-2607.

kalo. An excellent way to learn about the area’s his-

Moana. Dancers will perform and host a silent auc-

Lecture: Affordable Housing Solutions -

tory, nature and culture. Organized by the Kipahulu

tion of over 85 items. Proceeds will assist the

This Rotary Club of Kihei-Wailea-sponsored lecture

‘Ohana. 12:30 p.m. - 4 p.m. Kipahulu, Hana side -

dancers with costume and competition expenses

will feature Francesca Carey, president of FABMAC

reached via Route 36 to 360 to 31. 248-8558.

for Tahiti Fete 2009. 5-10 p.m. Paia. 385-2215.

homes. 12 p.m. Hotel Wailea (formerly Diamond

Free HIV/Hepatitis Testing and Counseling -

Samurai Swordsmanship - Study the Way of

Resort). 344-3141.

Mon-Fri. Available from the Hawaii Dept. of Health.

the samurai with Komei Juku Maui, the U.S.

Going for the Goal - Playbook’s Leslie Mullens

Free Hepatits A & B Vaccines also available. Times and

Headquarters for Muso Jikiden Eishin Ryu Iaijutsu.

will help participants develop a 12-month plan to

locations vary around the island. 984-2129.

6 p.m. - 9 p.m. Maui Okinawa Kenjin Kai, 688

help guide them through the challenges of the

Low Cost Acupuncture - Mon-Fri. This

Nukuwai Pl., Wailuku. 573-1965.

shifting economy. 12-1 p.m. Maui County

Upcountry clinic offers treatments for under $30 as

Bon Dance Practice - Rinzai will host Bon dancing

Business Resource Center, Maui Mall. 873-8247.

well as free nutritional and herbal consultations. No

Tuesdays and Thursdays throughout the season. This

Farmer and Gardener Exchange - The

appointment necessary. 8 a.m. - 1 p.m. and 4 p.m.

colorful ritual serves to honor departed ancestors. 7:30

Optimum Living Alliance hosts a local, organic gar-

- 7 p.m. Low-Cost Community Acupuncture

p.m. Rinzai Zen Mission, 120 Alawai Rd. 579-9921.

dener and farmer exchange, so bring your surplus

Clinic, 1170 Makawao Ave., Makawao. 276-6037.

down for trades followed by an organic, vegan liv-

Maui Singles Investment Club - Tue. This event

ing foods potluck. 4 p.m. Behind the Haiku

gives Maui singles a chance to mingle while learning

Community Center. 573-1959.

about investments. 5:30-7 p.m. Cary & Eddie’s

WEDNESDAY, AUG 05 Discussion: Legislative Impacts on South Maui - State Senator Roz Baker will discuss the role of government in Maui’s future at this Rotary

Dinner, Keiki Style - Learn how you can prepare

Hideaway, 500 N. Pu’unene Ave., Kahului. 579-9249.

dinners for the kids that are not complete crap, as it

Ukulele Lessons - Tue. Learn some strumming

is important for them to cultivating healthy eating

techniques to impress you friends with. Free. 5:45

habits from a young age, no?. 5:30-7 p.m. Cameron

p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 661-5304.

Center, 95 Mahalani St., Wailuku. 244-5546.

Free Hatha Yoga Class- Kihei - Wed. Classes

Circle of Light Gathering - A celebration of

focus on breathing as you gently stretch into and out

peace and healing occurring on each full moon.

of a variety of poses and postures, revitalizing and

email mauienergyhealing at gmail.com for more. 7

toning the entire system creating a sense of flexibil-

p.m. Baldwin Beach Park, Paia.

ity, well-being, peace and much much more. All lev-

Ongoing THURSDAY 3–10 PM

UR EX TE ND ED HA PP Y HO $2.50 Drafts $2.50 Mai Tais Pupus $2 OFF Cocktails &

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with this Hatha Yoga class. It takes place on the

the old. Find supreme deals on building supplies.

green between tennis courts. And it’s free. 8-9:15

Help a needy family build a decent home. 9 a.m. -

a.m. Waipualani Park, Kihei. 344-8068.

4 p.m. Habitat for Humanity ReStore, 399 N.

Biofeedback - Fri. Mary Higgins, QXC/SCIO prac-

Market St., Wailuku. 986-8050.

titioner, helps you energetically rebalance after liv-

Daily Yoga - Daily (except Sun & Wed). Yoga class-

ing yet another day in a toxin-filled world. Walk-ins

es for all levels are offered in lower Kula.

only. Sliding scale pricing. 2 p.m. - 5 p.m. Dragon’s

Restorative yoga, asana alignment, vinyasa flow

Den, 3681 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. 573-2424.

and women’s yoga classes. Georgi Abelenda

Papale Pepe Na Kupuna Knitting &

instructs. Call for more information. Kula. 280-6171.

Crocheting Club - Every Fri & Sat. This group

East End Nature Hike - Daily. A kanaka tour

meets every second Saturday and last Friday to knit

guide will lead hikers through the Kipahulu area of

and crochet caps, scarves and lap blankets for

Haleakala Park, including a bamboo forest, Waimoku

chemo patients, Hale Makua and Women Helping Women. 1 p.m. Kahului, call for details. 214-9864.

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Free Yoga Class - Wed. Rejuvenate your senses

Building Supplies Drive - Mon-Sat. Donate

arty PriemMousP ic with

WET WEDNESDAY with DJ BLAST

els. 8-9:15am. Waipuilani Park, Kihei. 344-8068.

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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 07/30

Friday 07/31

Saturday 08/01

Sunday 08/02

Monday 08/03– Wednesday 08/05

Vince Esquire Band No cover

Kenny Roberts No cover

Way Back Machine No Cover

Kahala No cover

TUE - Da Ha-Y-ans, No cover WED - Chico & Da Kine, No cover

All Access Ent. Smokin Hot Thursdays

Ohana Groove

Salsa Music and Dance

All Access

MON - Karaoke; TUE - Open Mic; WED - Joe Conti

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

De Aquino Braddahs

TBA

KOBE STEAKHOUSE

Karaoke

Karaoke Motorcycle Roundup

TUE - Crispy Taco Band

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB 36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE 355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

KIMOS 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LOS PELONES

Salsa Night $7, 10pm

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-9900

LULU’S KIHEI 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

Salsa w/ Barbara & Neto No cover, 9pm

LULU’S LAHAINA

Hot Heineken Nights 10pm

Junior & da Boys

TUE - Industry Night

All Access Heineken Wahine Xclusive Saturdays Summer Fridays No cover Shakedown; $10, 9pm

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

Kenny Roberts

MON -All Access Industry; TUE - Classic Surf Cinema; WED - Latin Night

MAI TAI LOUNGE 839 Front St., Lahaina - 661-5288

MAUI BREWING CO.

TBA No cover, 9pm

Kahana Gateway Center - 669-3474

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S

Catfish Ringo 9pm

844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

DJ Hurricane 9pm

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

DJ Hurricane $5, 9pm

Curtis Love 10pm

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF

WED - Open Mic Night

Catfish Ringo No cover, 10pm

Sounds of Addiction No cover, 6pm

All Access Entourage Friday

Kanoa/Pohaku

Damien Awai

Brian Como & Friends

Sounds of Addiction No cover, 10pm

OCEANS BAR & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-2414

PINEAPPLE GRILLE 200 Kapalua Drv. Lahaina - 669-9600

Scotty Rotten

Dubfire

TUE - DJ Hurricane, $5, 9pm; WED - Dubfire, $5, 9pm

Ryan Robinson Band

WED - Willie K

Ryan Silky No cover, 10pm

MON - Dubfire, No cover, 10pm; TUE - Unifires; WED Open Mic WED - Wet Wednesdays w/ DJ Blast

Habitat for Humanity - Sat. Spend a few hours

p.m. Beit Shalom Synagogue, 634 Alulike St.,

Malama Learning Center, 375 Mahalani St.,

Keiki Shots - Sat. (Central Maui) Bring children

helping a family in need get secure shelter. 9 a.m.

Kihei. 280-1051.

Wailuku. 244-5911.

up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in

Call for details. 893-0334.

Non-Profit Polynesian Dance - Tue. Support

Athletic Club Outreach - Every Tue & Thu. Got

for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records.

Leilani Farm Sanctuary Tours - Every Wed &

the kids of the Napili Kai Foundation by watching

tough kids? Get them instruction on Olympic

Walk-in basis. Free. 12-3 p.m. Wailuku Health

Sat. Explore the lovely Haiku grounds, meet the

their Polynesian dance show. $10 adults, $5 kids.

weightlifting, power lifting, body building and

Center. 984-8260.

adorable rescued farm animals and learn the story

5:30 p.m. 669-6271.

sports-specific weight training by an experienced

Storytime Under the Tree - Sat. Each week,

of the land and the creatures who reside on it. Sat

Cirque Polynesia - Daily (except Tue). It’s Circue

team of coaches. Ages 11-19. Free. 4:45-6 p.m. St.

keiki can sit down and hear one of their favorite sto-

10 a.m.; Wed 4 p.m. Leilani Farm Sanctuary, 270

du Soleil meets Polynesian hula. Happens every

Mark

ries under a tree. They may even get a visit from one

W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku. 298-8544.

day but Tuesday. Keiki under 12 get in free with the

Episcopal Church, Wailuku. 244-4656.

of their favorite characters. 11 a.m.-12 p.m. Barnes

Soroptimists of Maui Meeting - Sat. Visitors

purchase of one adult ticket. 7 p.m. Hyatt Regency

Free Keiki Art Classes - Every Mon, Tue,

& Noble, 325 Keawe St., Ste. 101. 808-662-1300.

are welcome at this meeting of business and profes-

Maui Resort & Spa, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Kaanapali.

Wed & Fri. Lahaina Arts Society offers free chil-

Yu-Gi-Oh - Sat. Little gamester get out your cards

sional women that’s dedicated to improving the lives

667-4540.

dren’s art classes island wide. MON - Lahaina

and get ready for a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament! Free. 3

of women and girls in our community. 4:30 p.m. Hale

Shakin’ Keiki - Fri. Come see little hula dancers

Surf Hawaiian Housing, 3-5 p.m. TUE - Baha’i

p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 661-4766.

Mahaolu Elima Community Hall, Kahului. 264-1775.

in adorable outfits doing the cultural dance of their

Faith Maui Center, Makawao, 9-11 a.m. Ka Hale

Swimming Lessons - Sun. Valley Isle Aquatics

Boo Boo Zoo Volunteer Orientation - Mon.

ancestors. Free. 3:30 p.m. Lahaina Center, 900

A Ke Ola, Wailuku, 4-6 p.m. WED - Baha’i Faith

is offering keiki swimming lessons in conjunction

The East Maui Animal Refuge rescues and rehabil-

Front St., Lahaina. 667-9216.

Maui Center, 9:30-11:30 a.m.; Honokowai Kau

with the County of Maui, Community Classes.

itates goats, sheep, pigs, deer and the like. This no-

Hula Classes - Sat. Every Sat.

Hale, 2:30-4:30 p.m. THU - Paia

Folks can call or go to www.valleyisleaquatics.com

kill shelter invites the public to come help care for

Halau Kawaianuhealehua holds

these adorable little guys. It’s probably one of the

open hula classes for children, teen

most rewarding things one can do. 9 a.m.-12 p.m.

and adult wahines and kanes. 9

East Maui Animal Refuge “Boo Boo Zoo”, 25 Malu

a.m. Maui Waena School.

Aina Pl., Haiku. 572-7964.

Job Connections - Mon. Get help preparing resumes, contacting prospective employers and increase your interviewing skills. Call ahead to reserve your spot. Free. 1 p.m. Goodwill, 250

Alamaha, Ste. N16-A, Kahului. 871-4143.

Hula Show - Every Sun & Sat. Get a taste of Hawaiian history and culture. Free. 1 p.m. Maui Mall,

Kahului. 877-8952.

Maps! Links!

Addresses!

Phone #s!

Israeli Folk Dancing - Tue. Israeli folk dancing with The Jewish Congregation of Maui. 6 p.m. - 8

Aquatics Center. 572-4665.

Boy’s and Girl’s Club, 3-5 p.m. For

more info call 661-0111.

Yo Yo Workshop & Demo - Sun. Yo Yos are silent, so encourage your kids to learn how to use 5 p.m. Maui Toy Works., Lahaina Cannery Mall.

661-5304.

on mauitime.com

get them hooked on reading early.

Line Dancing - Sun. Practice your tush push ya’ll and come on

Lahaina Cannery Mall.

W. Kaahumanu Ave. 877-3369.

for further information. 12:15-4:15 p.m. Kihei

Terrace, Wailuku, 3-6 p.m. Haiku

seller is hosting keiki story time, so

and practices for the Isle of Maui Pipe Band. Free.

culture. 10 a.m. Queen Kaahumanu Center, 275

Elementary, 2-4 p.m. FRI - Kahekili

CALENDAR

Posse. Lessons: 6:30 p.m.; Dancing: 7 p.m.

executed with the aim of helping perpetuate the

Shepherd

them and finally get some peace and quiet! Free. 4-

drummers and bagpipers at these open lessons

Hula Show - Tue. A most dazzling performance

Good

Tue & Sat. Lahaina’s biggest book-

down for some line dancing by the Maui Paniolo

Dance

Hall,

West Side Storytime - Every

Pipe Up - Mon. No experience is needed for

6 p.m. Call for Directions. 876-0154.

Weightlifting

Senior Line Dancing - Mon. Line dance lessons for people 55 or better. 8:30 a.m. - 10 a.m.

Kaunoa Senior Center, 401 Alakapa Pl., Paia, HI. 270-7313.

Tue., 10 a.m.; Sat., 11 a.m. Barnes

and Noble, Lahaina.

tures arts & crafts, performances, educational materials, activities and other fun stuff. 10 a.m.-12

Keiki Issues? - Thu. The Parent Project, a pro-

p.m. Queen Kaahamanu Center, Kaahumanu

gram for parents of strong willed children. Wrestle

Ave., Kahului. 877-3369.

the phone away from the child and make that call.

Free. 6:30 - 8:30 p.m. Hui Malama Learning

Environment

Center, 375 Mahalani St., Wailuku. 289-5050.

Story Time - Thu. Keiki story time and crafts. Free.

10

a.m.

Hawaiian

Village

Coffee,

4405

Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina. 665-1114.

Keiki

Holokai Club - Tue. This monthly keiki event fea-

Daily Onsite Coral Reef Naturalist Program - Mon-Fri. Learn names of fish you’ve seen while snorkeling and how to protect Maui’s reefs at the Pacific Whale Foundation’s free Coral

Toddler Story Time - Thu. Brush up on the lat-

Reef Information Station. 8 a.m. - 12 p.m. Ulua

est in children’s books with your little one. Free. 10

Beach, Wailea, Between the Renaissance

After-School Help - Mon-Fri. Hui Malama

a.m. Makawao Public Library, 1159 Makawao

Learning Center offers after-school homework help

Wailea Resort and the Wailea Marriott Resort

Ave., Makawao. 573-8785.

Hotel. 249-8811.

and classes. Call for directions and hours. Hui

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Fri, July 31 • 10 pm– Midnight

2 DJs, 4 Turntables

CURTIS LOVE Smooth R&B

DEL SOL • CIA No Cover 50% off for S.I.N.

Kanaha Beach Project - Every Tue & Thu. Join

CELTIC C TIGERS

group leader Val Magee in helping restore the natu-

Sports

ral landscape as part of Pacific Whale Foundation’s

Ashtanga Northshore - Daily (except Sat). This

Suck My Beat

“Volunteering on Vacation” program (though you

series of Ashtanga yoga moves is performed in the

don’t have to be a visitor to participate). Meet at the

Tradition of Shri K Pattabhi Jois. $10 suggested

Canoe Hale. . 8:30 a.m. - 10:00 a.m. Kanaha Beach

donation. Mon-Fri 10 a.m. & 6 p.m.; Sun 11 a.m.

Park, Amala Pl., Kahului. 249-8811.

Spreckelsville (Call for details). 269-9003.

Save Honolua - Tue. Meeting to inform, educate

Healing Movement Classes for Cancer

and involve the community on the proposed devel-

Patients - Every Tue & Thu. Using Dragon & Tiger, an

opment of Honolua Bay. 6:45 p.m. Lahaina Civic

ancient self-healing system based on Chi Gung, this

Center. 870-0052.

movement series releases stress, lessens pain and

Volunteers Needed - Daily. Volunteers, poten-

illness, and increases energy for cancer recovery and

tial board members, etc. for 12-year native restora-

prevention. Free. 3-4 p.m. Kahului YMCA. 243-2999.

tion project coastline North Kihei, which is subject

Lahaina Canoe Club Weekly Paddle - Tue.

to a great number of environmental threats. Call

Get buff, talk story, check out the scenery. 5:30

ERIN SMITH

Sun, August 2 • 10 pm

RYAN ROBINSON Sunday green bottles all night!

An evening with

WILLIE K

10PM – No Cover

DJ ASTRO RAPH

Trip Hop-Downtempo-Acid Jazz-Breaks Happy Hour All Night

No Cover 6–9pm

Wed, August 5

Dining starts at 6 7:30pm–9:30pm $25 Show only $49 Dinner $69 Dinner/Drinks

$2 Casa del Sol OFF WHISKEYS $7

250-6253 for more info.

p.m. “paddles wet”. Hanako’o Beach Park (Canoe

Weed and Pot Club - Wed. Did that get your

Beach), 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina. 870-6466.

attention? Push up your sleeves and rake, hoe

Maui Croquet Club - Every Sun, Tue & Thu. You

DJ CIA

and pull weeds in a beautiful garden setting.

could be an amazing croquet player and not even

8:30-10:30 a.m. Maui Nui Botanical Gardens,

$2 OFF

know it. No mallet? No problem. 2-5 p.m.

Kahului. 249-2798.

Waipuilani Park, Kihei. 879-0087.

TEQUILAS

Maui Coastal Land Trust Service Project -

Group Run - Wed. Group meets at Kihei

10pm–2am TEQUILA TWILIGHTS

DUB STEP

50% OFF WINE LIST

DJ NATURE BOY No Cover 10pm

Fri. Pacific Whale Foundation’s

Community Center. Open to runners

“Volunteering on Vacation” pro-

of all ages and fitness levels.

gram (though you don’t have to be a visitor to participate) gives you a chance to help save unique dune

LOCATED AT THE WAILEA BLUE GOLF COURSE

ecosystems in Waihee. Help weed

874-1311

tote bag for your efforts! Please

(Across from the Kea Lani)

Mulligansontheblue.com

out invasive plants and get a free

1913 SOUTH KIHEI RD

|

891-1001

call in advance to sign up. 7:15 a.m. - 12 p.m. Maui Coastal Land

Trust, 2371 W. Vineyard St.,

Submit Your

Listings CALENDAR

Survivors - Every Mon & Wed.

on mauitime.com or calendar@ mauitime.com

Get together with the Pink Ladies of

Malama Honokowai - Valley Restoration - Sat. Visit remote Honokowai and Launiupoko Valley, to help save archeological sites of old Hawaii, as part of Pacific Whale Foundation’s “Volunteering on Vacation” program (though you don’t have to be a visitor to partici-

Mana’olana for canoe paddling.

Sponsored by the Pacific Cancer Foundation. 8:30 a.m. Maui Canoe

Club, Ka Ono Ulu County Beach Park, 650 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei. 243-2999.

Tai Chi - Every Mon & Fri. Get your Tai Chi in during your lunch break with Dr. Lorrin Pang. Free.

Noon - 12:45 p.m. State Office Building, 54 High

St., Wailuku. 984-8200.

pate). Pull invasive plants and possibly plant native species. Please call ahead for reservations. 9 a.m.

Every Sun & Sat. In memory of Rob Thibault, this

- 4 p.m. North Sugar Cane Train Station, Puukolii

no cord, single fin 9 ft.+ contest is now in the hold-

Rd., Kaanapali. 294-8811.

ing period. Competition happens every weekend,

Sun. Remove invasive plant species from this

granted there are waves. Call Jack Starr for more info. 205-9500.

spectacular wilderness area and gain free entry

Volleyball Day - Sat. Bump, set, spike! Open to

to the NP! Part of Pacific Whale Foundation’s

everyone. Free. 12 p.m. Kamaole III Beach Park, Kihei.

“Volunteering on Vacation” program (though you

Badminton Nights - Mon. West Maui Parks and

don’t have to be a visitor to participate). Please

Recreation presents this opportunity for folks to

call ahead for reservations. Pacific Whale

play this most delightful shuttlecock-centric sport.

Foundation’s Ocean Store, 300 Ma’alaea Rd.,

6-9 p.m. Lahaina Civic Center, 1840 Hono`apiilani

Ste. 100, Ma’alaea.

Hwy. 661-4685.

Save the Forest - Sun. The Pacific Whale Foundation is hosting a group of ten volun-

Art

teers to pull invasive pine trees near Hosmers

Deybra Fair & Wayne Zebzda - Daily (except

Grove. Transportation is provided. Pick ups:

Sun & Mon). Maui-based Fair exhibits her towers

7:30 a.m., Harbor Shop, 300 Ma`alaea Rd;

constructed from found objects. Zebzda, who

8:15 a.m., Upcountry Tavares Community

comes from Kauai, has chosen to express his

Center. 856-8341.

vision by way of road signs and the like. Free. 11

Hoaloha ‘aina, South Maui - Mon. Clean up

a.m.-5 p.m. Schaefer International Gallery, MACC,

da beach with super cool group leaders Bob & Lisa

One Cameron Way. 242-7469.

Richardson in an area great for birdwatching! Part

Meet the Artists - Daily. Every day the Four

of Pacific Whale Foundation’s “Volunteering on

Seasons’ resident artist will be on hand to discuss

Vacation” program (though you don’t have to be a

his or her work. 8 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Four Seasons

visitor to participate). Call in advance for reserva-

Resort, 3900 Wailea Alanui Dr., Wailea. 874-8000.

tions and meeting place. . 7:30 a.m. - 9:30 a.m.

meets in South Kihei. 249-8811.

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

Highway and Lipoa Parkway.

Paddling for Women Cancer

Kimo’s 32nd Annual Longboard Contest -

Haleakala National Park Restoration -

JULY 30, 2009

Sponsored by Valley Isle Road Runners. Free. 5:30 p.m. Piilani

Wailuku. 294-8811.

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DJ CIA

Sun, August 2 • 6:30 pm

$3

DA KINE CALENDAR

Photography Show - Daily. Eight of Maui’s top photographers will exhibit some of their

The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 07/30

Friday 07/31

Saturday 08/01

RB STEAKHOUSE

Sunday 08/02

Monday 08/03– Wednesday 08/05

Bingo Pajama

MON - Ryan Palma;TUE - Willie K

Live Music

Kahana Gateway, Kahana - 669-8889

RUSTY HARPOON

Unifires

No Remorse

Karaoke

Karaoke

TBA

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

2290 Kaanapali Pkwy - 661-3123

SANSEI - KAPALUA 115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

SANSEI - KIHEI 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116 -879-0004

SANTA FE CANTINA

Kamaaina Night

MON - Ladies’ Night w/ DJ Rozak; TUE - Ryan Palma; WED - Unifires

DJ Magnetic No cover, 10pm

Kanoa of Gomega No cover, 10pm

MON - DJ Blast; TUE - DJ Nature Boy; WED - ADD Twins; All no cover, 10pm

Karaoke

MON - WED - Karaoke

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7805

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

DJ Sonny No cover, 10pm

DJ Slackin No cover, 10pm

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR

Kulture Klash

2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

STELLA BLUE’S 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-3779

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR

The Flying Sheep Problem $3, 9pm

1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

TIFFANY’S

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

Shaken & Stirred 9pm

Christmas in July 9pm

Closed for Private Party $10, 9pm

Lion Vibes

Bad Kitty

Open Mic

MON - DJ Slackin; TUE - Billy and the Bad Dogs; WED Rick G

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

MON -Karaoke; TUE - Pac Vibe; WED - Karaoke

1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052

TIMBA 505 Front St, Ste. 212, Lahaina - 661-9873

TIP-UPS TAVERN 1279 2. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

WATERCRESS

Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9350

Live Music

WED - Freshly Squeezed w/ Q Ross

best photos in this vivid and diverse exhibit. 10

Farmers Market of Maui, Honokowai -

Free. 6-9 p.m., Maui Media Lab, Baldwin Ave,

a.m. - 6 p.m. Maui Hands Galleries, 84 Hana

Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local pro-

zumatribe@yahoo.com.

Hwy. 579-9245.

duce plus baked and canned goods. 7 a.m. - 11

Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Fri, Hawaiian music with Uncle Louie. 5-7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center,

DINNER MUSIC

Lahaina, 661-8881.

Art Exhibit: Summer Holoholo - Daily. A

a.m. Farmers Market Maui & Deli, 3636 Lower

showcase of the cultural works of Suzy Papanikolas

Honoapiilani Rd., Honokowai. 669-7004.

and Todd Campbell. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Viewpoints

Farmers Market of Maui, Kihei - Every Mon,

Gallery, 3620 Baldwin Ave. 572-5979.

Wed & Fri. Sample the goods at this local market

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed-Fri, John Kane;

Rusty Harpoon - Thu, George Kahumoku, Jr., 7-9

on

for fresh produce. Mon - Thurs 8 a.m. - 4 p.m., Fri 8

Sat, Harry Troupe; Sun, Greg DiPiazza; Mon, Tue,

p.m., Tue, Willie K., 7-9 p.m., Wed., Evan Schulman, 7-

Wednesdays presents live island music, gallery

a.m. - 5 p.m. Farmers Market of Maui, 61 S. Kihei

Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St.,

9 p.m. 2290 Kaanapali Pkwy., Ka’anapali. 661-3123.

receptions, artist appearances and more.

Rd., Kihei. 875-0949.

Lahaina, 661-0700.

Featured artists this week include the Twins and

Resort Craft Fair - Every Wed & Fri. Hawaiian

Canoes - Sun, Jazz w/ John Maritano, Brian Cuomo

8 p.m. Fri, Mike Carrol & Friends, 4-7 p.m. Sat, Damien

Ben Kikuyama, whose work will be on display at

arts and crafts. 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Renaissance Wailea

& Friends. 3-6. 1450 Front St., Lahaina. 661-0937.

Awai; 5-8 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7805.

Lahaina Gallery. 6:30-8 p.m. 897-6770 x2.

Beach Resort.

Cheeseburger In Paradise - Mon, Tue, Scotty

Sea House Restaurant - Thu, Fri & Sat, Kincaid

Art Night - Fri. Stroll through Lahaina Town’s

Aloha Craft Fair - Fri. 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Maui Mall,

Rotten; Wed, Fri, Harry Troupe; Thu, Sat, Sun,

Basques; Su, Andrew Kaina; Mon, Albert Kaina, Tue,

many art galleries. Special gallery shows, featured

70 E.Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului. 872-4320.

Brooks McGuire. All sets 4:30-10:30 p.m. 811 Front

Kincaid Basques; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets except

artists-in-action and refreshments. Each week fea-

KBH Craft Fair - Fri. Cultural crafts and live demos

St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Sat. 7-9 p.m. Sat set is 6:30-9p.m. Napili Kai Beach

tures a different guest artist. Featured artists this

in the lobby. 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Ka’anapali Beach Hotel,

Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Erin Smith; Fri, Sat, Dave

Resort, 5900 Honoapi`ilani Rd., Napili, 669-1500.

week include the Twins, whose work will be on

2525 Ka’anapli Pkwy., Ka’anapali. 667-5978.

Carroll; Sun, Wed, Whale Sharks; Mon, Mickie

Organic Farmers Market - Sat. Fresh produce

Moore; Tue, Jazz; . all sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf

that’s cheaper than the grocery store. 6:30 a.m.-

Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Beach Bums Ma’alaea - Tue, Randall Rospond,

noon. Eddie Tam Memorial Center.

Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat Ernest

5-8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd. 243-2286.

Napili Craft Fair - Mon. Proceeds earned from

Pua’a; Sun,Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret Roback.

Five Palms Maui - Music every third Tue. 5:30-

sales of these locally-crafted goods go to Maui

Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Braddah Brian

7:30 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd. 879-2607.

Chefs Produce & Products Farmers Market

Family Support Services. 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Napili

& Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika;. Sat, “TBA”; Sun,

Haui’s Life’s A Beach - Thu, Erin Smith. 1913

- Every Tue & Thu. Get fresh fruits and vegetables

Plaza, 5095 Napilihau St., Napili. 242-0900.

Ryan Tanaka & Friends; Mon,Oversized Productions;

South Kihei Rd., 891-8010.

WOW!

- Wed.

Every Wed. Wailea

display at Lahaina Gallery. Free. 6:30 p.m.

Lahaina. 661-6284.

Farmers market, Art/Craft Fairs twice a week right in Lahaina. 7 a.m.-12 p.m. Corner

Farmers’ Market and Craft Fair - Every Tue, Wed, Fri & Sat. Great deals on locally grown produce and locally made goods. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. Maui

Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m.

WEST MAUI

658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Santa Fe Cantina - Tue, Ryan from Silky Ringo; 5-

Poetry

Tue, Roy & Friends; Wed, An Den. Late sets 6-8:30

Open Mic - Every night is open mic night at Hawaiian

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Mon-Sat, Acoustic

Village Coffee. Kahana Gateway location, call 665-1114.

music. All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi`ilani

Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night

Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787.

of Lahainaluna Rd & Honoapiilani Hwy.

Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain

p.m. 2435 Ka`anapali Pkwy, Building P, 667-6636.

SOUTH MAUI

Longhi’s - Sat, acoustic music. 10:30-11 p.m.

3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883 Ma`alaea Grill - Thu, Fri, Sat, Benoit Jazz Works.

Wed., Kenny Roberts. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea

Harbor, 243-2206.

with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc

Kimo’s - Mon- Wed, Sat, Sun, Sam Ahia. Fri,

Aurel, Wailuku, 244-0852.

deAquino Bradaz. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front

Fri. Fresh flower lei-making classes from 9-11 a.m.

Poetry Reading - Every secondTue, read your original

St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

on Fridays. 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Wailea Beach Marriott

work, your favorite poem, or just come to be inspired.

Leilani’s On The Beach - Fri, Scott Baird;. Sat,

6:30-8:30 p.m.; Wed, John Cruz, 7:30 p.m. 100

Resort south lobby. 879-1922.

Free. 6:30 p.m., Lahaina Public Library, 662-3950.

JD and Harry; Sun, Kilohana. All sets 2:30-5 p.m.

Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Ohana Farmers & Crafters Market - Every

Open Mic - Every Saturday the Maui Media Lab

2435 Ka`anapali Pkwy, Building J, 661-4495.

Tue, Wed & Fri. 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu

hosts an open mic night for poets, musicians and

Moose McGillycuddy’s, Lahaina - Fri, Llayne

Mon, Rob Yamanoha. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei

Shopping Center. 877-3369.

others who want to be heard. Sessions are record-

& Pro Ed; Sat, Mark & Mike. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844

Rd., Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444.

ed and fed to the internet. All ages are welcome.

Front St., 667-7758.

Mall, Kahului. 871-1307.

Ho`olokahi Arts & Crafts Fair - Every Tue &

Mulligan’s on the Blue - Thu, Rick Glencross Fri, Gail Swanson; 6-8 p.m.; Sun, Celtic Tigers, 6:30 p.m.; Mon, Acoustico, 7 p.m. Tue, Louise & Ortiz;

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Sat, Erin Smith;

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DA KINE CALENDAR Stella Blue’s - All sets 4-6 p.m. Thu, Steve Sargenti; Fri,. Ahamanu Elu; Sat, Joe Bennett; Mon, Mondokane; Tue, Tom Conway; Wed, Dan & Anne. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-3779.

Taqueria Cruz - Tue & Sat Live music. All sets 69 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei. 875-2910.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café - Wed, Sat, Merv Oana; Sun, Howard Ahia Thu; Fri Margie; Tue Jamie Lawrence. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at

Wailea, 875-9983.

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho; Fri, Gina Martinelli; Sat, Bobby Ingram; Sun Sultry Sunday w/ Gene and Makana, Mon, Bobby Ingram & Friends; Tue, Halemanu; Wed, Mondo Kane. All sets 6-9 p.m. The

Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 874-6284.

CENTRAL MAUI Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Cafe - Fri. Joe Cano and Eddie Aviles, 6:30-9 p.m. 335 Hoohana

St., Kahului. 877-6000.

Café Marc Aurel - Live Music on various days.

Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market

St., Wailuku, 244-0852.

Kahului Ale House - Thu, O‘Kaleo. 5 p.m. Wed, Kilohana. 6 p.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave.,

Main Street Bistro - Th-Fri, Rhythm & Blues with Freedom. 5-7:30 p.m.. 2051 Main St.,

Wailuku, 244-6816.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI Hana Hou Cafe - Wed, Dorothy Betz and Les Adam with Vince Esquire. Thu, Haiku Hillbillys. Sat, Live music. Mon., The Hula Honeys All sets 6-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661.

Cafe

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Bakery - Wed, Benoit

The Lounge - Sun, Ron; -Mon, Joshua K; Tue, Tarvin; Wed, Howard, Thu, Hallie.; Fri, Espresso; Sat, Crazy Fingers. Sun-Thu 7-10 p.m., Fri-Sat 7:3011 p.m. 6:15-9:45 p.m.

■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 Keka`a Dr., Ka`anapali, 661-3611 Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat, Live Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m.

■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar - Live music nightly, All sets 6-8 p.m.

Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly.

■ THE WESTIN MAUI RESORT & SPA 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Ono Bar & Grille - Fri, Brian Haia; Sat, Keali’i Lum; Sun, Raz Shaggai; Wed, Scott Baird Duo. All sets 6-9 p.m.

Tropica - Thu, Fri & Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat & Mon, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Keali’i Lum; Tue, Steve Sargenti; . All sets 6-9 p.m.

■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 Wailea Alanui, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu, Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran; Sat, Mon, Island Style Trio with hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson; Sat, Mon, Nils and Anastasia; Sun, Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria; Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly.

■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 Wailea Alanui, 875-1234 Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

Humuhumunukunukuapua`a - Nightly, 5:30 p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo.

& Randall Rospond. 6-9 p.m. Flatbread Pizza, 89

■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 Wailea Alanui, 875-4100

Hana Hwy., Paia. 579-8989.

Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

Green Banana Cafe Music - Tu, Shea Argel.

Th, Indio. Sa, Soundwave, 6-8 p.m. Green Banana

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131

Cafe-The Shops at Paia Bay, Paia. 579-9130.

Wailea Wednesdays w/ WIllie K - Wed, 7:30-10 p.m.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI ■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 Nohea Kai Dr, Lahaina, 661-1234 Umalu - Thu, Off Tomorrow, 6-9; Live music nightly All sets 4-6 & 7-9p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

■ KAANAPALI BEACH CLUB 104 Ka`anapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu, Live music; Fri, Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue, Ernest Pua`a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

■ KA`ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 661-0011 Tiki Courtyard - Sun-Thu, Leokane, 6 p.m.

Friday, Halau Friday Hula show. 6-9 p.m.

■ KAPALUA RESORT 1 Bay Drv. Lahaina, 669-6400 Merriman’s - Fri & Sat. Ranga Pae, 5:30-8:30 p.m.

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Thu, Fri,Tue. Kincaid Kupahu; Sat, Coelho Morrison; Sun & Wed, Andrew Kaina; Mon, Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m.

Jazzworks; 6:30-8:30 p.m. Fri., Poni Brendan, 6:30-

Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

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■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 Wailea Alanui East Wing - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth.

Lower Courtyard - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie Lawerence and Friends.

■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 Wailea Alanui, 879-1922 Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly, Hula dancing. 6-9 p.m.

Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly, Live music. 9-11 p.m.

■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge - Mon, Wed, Fri, Sat, Mele `Ohana Duo. Tue, Thu Ron Kuala’au; Sun-Thu sets 6-9 p.m.; Fri, Sat sets 6-10 p.m. Sun, Mele `Ohana Duo, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Mon, Wed, Fri, Hula performance, 6-6:45 p.m.

EAST MAUI ■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI Hana, 248-8211 Paniolo Lounge -Thu-Sun, Live music. 6:30-9:30 p.m.

Main Dining Room - Thu, Sun, Hula dancing.

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What you’re doing, essentially, is planting a garden and then simply banking on regular rainfall.

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VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

If you ate a huge hunk of smelly gorgonzola right before lying down to sleep, would you be particularly surprised if your night was populated by bizarre or disturbing dreams? I’m worried, because in the areas of your chief blind spots (particularly romantic/social relationships), you’ve lost touch with some of the basics of causality, and are then surprised when your actions lead to their logical conclusions. Think things through. If you really aren’t sure what will happen if you say or do something, ask someone who might have a clue—before you say or do it.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

Right now you can be emotional or you can be sensible, but not both. Will you resist the temptation to react to stressful situations in a hysterical, instinctive way, or will coolheaded logic and reason prevail? While the former may be immediately emotionally gratifying, it’s not likely to resolve or improve things—in fact, it’s only likely to lead to a long (perhaps endless) series of fiery flare-ups that will, probably, ultimately be much more stress than they’re worth. I trust that these circumstances will teach you a lot about yourself—but whether or not it’s stuff you’ll be pleased to learn, in the long run, has yet to be determined.

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Walking down the street wearing a sandwich board proclaiming, “DATE ME,” might actually get you a date or three, believe it or not. True, most of the people who’d likely take you up on that offer are people you’d probably rather have nothing to do with, but I’m afraid shunning such a strategy has more to do with your snobbishness and ego rather than its supposed ineffectiveness. Well, which are you more attached to—not being the least bit embarrassed, ever, or ultimately getting what you want, even if getting there is a bit uncomfortable?

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

Some people get a bit of power and it goes straight to their heads, more intoxicating than bubbly champagne. You rarely play the role of petty authoritarian, though. Usually, you keep a cool head; you know that the true sign of strength is never having to exercise your power. Keep that in mind this week, as you’ll have ample opportunity to flex your muscles and throw your weight around, but hardly any legitimate reason to do so. Don’t be petty. Instead, make a game of figuring out ways to get things you want without having to do much of anything at all.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

I understand the temptation, when walking by someone’s precarious, wobbling house of cards, to knock it down. It’s so easy—a breath of wind, a lit match, or an angrily-stomped foot would be enough to send the whole thing crashing to bits. You could tell yourself it’s for their own good. That may be so, but seeing as how the thing is going to crumble no matter what, it doesn’t need to be you who sends it tumbling. Instead, tiptoe by, so that instead of being the person who’s resented for shattering a dream, you can be the one who comforts the bereaved dream-mourner, and perhaps helps them build something a little more robust the next time around.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

The people we fall in love with are usually those we feel we have a lot in common with, but who still manage to surprise us. If you’re trying to get someone to fall in love with you, the trick is of course knowing when to emphasize all the ways you’re the same, and when to celebrate and focus on your fascinating differences. This tricky balancing act applies in virtually any social situation, of course, but walking that wobbly tightrope confidently and well is this week’s special challenge—all the more exciting because you’re performing it without a safety net. You fall, you splat.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Many imminent parents ask their doctors not to reveal the gender of their unborn child, preferring to be surprised on the day. They simply prepare for either possibility. I understand this kind of willful ignorance, since it potentially adds to life’s pleasure and joy. But you’ve taken it a bit too far. You’re refusing to acknowledge or hear much more vital information; the equivalent would be a mother not wanting to know she was pregnant with quintuplets. This is stuff that would be virtually impossible to prepare for without advance knowledge. Open your ears, and your mind, and hear what you need to hear before it sneaks up on you and bites you in the ass.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

Bragging and trash-talking has gotten you into trouble, before, of course, but this may be different. Not only have you agreed to take on something that’s already quite difficult—let’s say something like swimming the English Channel—but you’ve added a layer of complication that would make it quite impossible (like swimming the English Channel while wearing chain-mail). I know how much you hate the taste of your words, from the very few times you’ve been made to eat them, but this time you may want to choke down a couple helpings without sauce, before you’re in very cold water way, way over your head.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

While you think you’ll regret drunkenly dancing atop a table at a party while wearing a lampshade, you probably won’t, really, or at least not for long. In my experience, 90 percent of the regrets that stick with you for more than a week or three are about things you didn’t do, not things you did. Go on and make a fool of yourself. Commit to it. Although you might blush or cringe the next morning, those are the times you’ll remember most fondly in years to come. That can’t be a bad thing. Now, not having supposedly embarrassing moments to remember later—that’d be something worthy of serious regret.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

A gas stove accident completely singes off your eyebrows. What do you do? Draw some on, exactly as before? Pencil in brows that are just ever so slightly more flattering than the ones you had? Or embrace the “alien face” look and just go with it? Really, which option you choose doesn’t really matter—in a few weeks when your eyebrows have grown back in, no one will remember the episode anyway. What matters is how you reacted to the problem. Did you celebrate it as another interesting thing that happened to you, did you try to cover it up and pretend it never happened, or did you use it as an opportunity to try and make your life better? The specifics of your choices this week are irrelevant; what they say about you in broader strokes, though, couldn’t be more interesting.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

Tattooing someone’s name on your body, while trashy, is also romantic—which is, naturally, why so many people do it. The problem is, while tattoos are for life (without expensive laser removal), few relationships actually are. My realism/cynicism shouldn’t stop you from making the grand gesture, though— however, consider shifting your perspective about it. In the example I’ve cited, you could wrap your head around the fact that this person will have literally marked you for life, even if they break up with you in a month or a year. Having a visual record of important chapters of your life isn’t a bad thing, for you— though some future partners may have something else to say about it. In other words, do what you were going to do, but don’t be so shortsighted about it. The long view will yield more insight, and satisfaction.

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FREE AND ANONYMOUS HIV TESTING OFFERED THROUGH YOUR HAWAII DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH Kihei-Mondays at Keolahou Church 11am-2pm. Wailuku-Monday thru Tursday at Wailuku Health Center 8:30 am-12pm. Paia-Wednesdays at Haiku Community Center 12:00pm3:00pm. Lahaina-Thursdays at Lahaina Comprehensive Health Center 9am-12pm. Results returned in 2 wks. Sponsored by State Dept. of Health, for more info call 984-2129

REAL ESTATE FOR SALE DISTRESS SALE Lowest priced 2bd/1.5ba condo in Southpointe, Kihei. Great location in center of complex with a westerly facing lanai. Two parking stalls. Only $179,000 Josh Jerman, realtor (808) 283-2222 The Wailea Group LLC

VACATION RENTALS CLEAN, AFFORDABLE Accommodations in our vacation rental from $69 per day. Call Toll Free Wailuku Guesthouse 877-9868270 or www.wailukuhouse.com

Kaimana’s Beach Hale

at Baby Beach www.kaimanasbeachhale.com Special this month. $145-$195 a day. Your own private Ohana.

Continental breakfast served.

Full kitchen with espresso machine & D/W. Call 667-6968 for info.

PLACING AN AD IS EASY! CALL 283-3260

CLASSIFIED La’a Kea Holistic Bodywork Deep Tissue, Efflorage, Energetic, Cranial, Deep Belly. Contact Autumn @ 463-0043. Upcountry, $40/hr, 9am-9pm

MIND BODY SPIRIT

Green Ti

Boutique & Massage

MASSAGE: 50 min. Swedish - $55

Unique Gifts, Local Artist Jewelry, Therapeutic Products, Aromatherapy

“Mind/Body Therapies” Release trauma, anxiety, depression, illness, pain, unwanted habits and weight. Hypnosis, EMDR, PSYCH-K, NLP and more. Most Insurance Accepted. Maribeth Theisen MSW, LCSW, CHt. Instructor, 30 years exp. Kihei. www.MauiTransformations.com.

269-2923.

Ho’omaluhia Therapeutic Bodywork Incorporate a Swedish-based session with a variety of therapeutic bodyworks, Deep Tissue, Sports, Reflexology, and Acupressure.

Schedule a relaxing and healing session in Pukalani by calling Richard at 280-8557. Visit my website at www.hoomaluhia.massagetherapy.com

Spa Sessions Hot Tub/Bodywork Nurturing & Pampering

Book today:

249.8280

Upcountry Area

MAT #6199

A Spa Wailuku... $55

KAMA‘AINA SPECIAL

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• Ancient Techniques Herbs • Balms

214 3684

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in Nature

What better place to open up and let go?

Individuals • Couples Family Counseling SPECIALIZING IN RELATIONSHIPS • Stress & Anxiety • Depression • Marriage & • Substance Abuse & Addictions Sabrina Lee Dixon Relationships M.A. Clinical Psychology • Family & Parenting • Life Challenges Talk Story Therapist 344-0230 • sleed7@hotmail.com

Neo-Shamanic Alchemy Benjamin Jaymz Hubbard 808-333-0966

MASSAGE

ALOHA MARITAL HEALTH & HAPPINESS

Counseling for all Sex & Relationship Concerns Confidential • Free Phone Consultation

Michael Ra Bouchard, M.A., Ph.D. If not now, Doctor of Human Sexuality In Office or Phone Sessions when?

891.0952 www.lovekindly.com

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BOOK YOUR AD TODAY! Call 283-3260 by 4 pm on Monday to get your ad in

Call NOM in Pukalani 344-2695

Talk Story Therapy

DIVINE TANTRA Polarity Energy Release 269-2263

LICENSED MASSAGE THERAPY Enjoy a Relaxing Professional Massage. Private, Comfortable Makawao location by a Certified LMT $60/hr. For Pregnancy Massage, Deep Tissue, Lomi or Swedish, call Susan 276-2114.

Same day appts. available.

MAT#8984

205-7199

www.mauimassagewest.com

375 Huku Li‘i Place • Kihei • (808) 264-1695

for a FULL HOUR session!

244-4444

& Gifted Healer

BODYWORK BY NICKY

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1325 Lower Main Street, Ste. 101

FIND PEACE NOW

205-4168

Authentic THAI Bodywork

REJUVENATING THE SENSES

New Health & Beauty Spa

A journey of the senses by Sophia

$50/HR INCALL • $60/HR OUTCALL

MAT#8003

Traditional Japanese Acupuncture • Herbs • Skin/Body Restoration

Krystal - 864-0416

Find Maui’s Holistic Events!

“This man can TRANSFORM lives!” C. Doan Visit www.mauivision.net today I CAN HELP YOU and explore our extensive mind, LET GO OF PAIN & body & spirit listings. New STRESS FOREVER Make a choice for positive June/July Maui Vision Magazine change Now Ray Baskerville Out Now! Call 669-9091 for info.

Certified Hypnotherapist CALL PSYCHIC READERS Seeking heart centered, full time psychic readers/intuitive counselors for busy phone line. Work from home, make up to $60 per hour. Suzanne 626-482-0833

Healthy Gift Certificates Available

• Massage • Acupuncture • Facials • Waxing GIFT CERTIFICATES AVAILABLE

using aromatherapy herbs & oils

Call for more details. Must mention ad for special.

Expires 7/31/09

Now Accepting Workers Comp and No Fault Insurance

40 N. Market St. Wailuku • 242-8788 Mon–Wed 10-6 Thu–Fri 10-7 Sat-Sun 9-5

Spa environment

Sauna Massage or Sonic Vibrational Therapy to NEW Patients of Acupuncture or Massage

(Deep Tissue Upgrade - $10)

HEALING HANDS M4M Experience whole body, therapeutic, and nurturing touch for men using a variety of healing energy modalities. In-calls as well as outcalls, serving all of Maui. Call 1877-303-2009.

Sophian Bodywork

JULY SPECIAL! FREE TRIAL of our Quality Far-Infared

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Green Lotus • Cystals • Minerals • • Asian Art • Jewelry •

19 Baldwin Ave Paia 579-9922

Open 10am - 5pm Tuesday - Saturday

244.2300

1816 Mill Street • Wailuku

Maui Time Weekly!

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

JULY 30, 2009

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with each Adult Ticket purchase at regular price.

Offer expires August 31, 2009 • Redeem offer through Box Office only *Offer valid for show only. Cannot be combined with any other offers and/or discounts.

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HIGH VISIBILITY! LOW COSTS! BACK SIDE CLASSIFIEDS WORK! CALL (808) 283-3260 for complete details!

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Hawaiian Islands Osteopathic Physician since 1985

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ISLAND WIDE SERVICE

878-2698

AMERICAN • ASIAN • CARS • SUVS • TRUCKS 3135 Lower Kula Road • Behind Kula Hardware

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RUM RETURNS TO MAUI! A 25 Y A FTER A

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AUTHENTIC HAWAIIAN RUM RETURNS THANKS TO MAUI’S

HALEAKALA DISTILLERS!

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PRE-FORECLOSURE CONDOS Kihei and Central Maui locations. Prices from $54,900 and up. Contact Josh Jerman, Realtor 808-283-2222 The Wailea Group, LLC

For an appointment with Nancy or Hano call 808872-1113. Private tattoo studio by appointment.

Email inquires to tat2oasis@yahoo.com, or view gallery at myspace.com/wwwpiratebitchcom.

Anchored at the Harbor, 111 Hana Hwy, #202B, Kahului. Above Bounty Music in the back.

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Yellow Seed Bamboo

Very Nice 2 bedroom ground floor unit with yard space. Available September 1st. $1000 per month. Call 269-3333 or 283-3260

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KIHEI SOUTHPOINT CONDO FOR RENT

2 for 1 Special!

877-1500

The Fastest Growing Privacy Hedge Available!

Toll Free 1-800-590-0133

Air Maui Helicopter Tours

$10 $20 $27 $55 $50 $45

270 DAIRY ROAD • MAUI MARKETPLACE

MAUI DARK RUM–Rich, dark, elegant rum to top the ultimate Mai Tai. Critically acclaimed since introduction, and a Gold Medal winner, March 2009, in international competition.

Maui’s best-selling dark rum. Made in small batches from 100% Maui sugar cane, Maui rainfall and sunshine. Not sold outside Hawai‘i.

We also offer Maui Platinum, Gold and Reserve Gold, a medal-winner in international competition. For the adventurous, we make the strongest rum available, 155 Proof Braddah Kimo’s Da Bomb Extreme Rum.

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(808) 667-2774

We meet once a week. We have wakeboarding boat and boards. Throw down on expenses and you’re in. 808-223-5070

BEST PLACE TO GET WAXED! •Lips •Brows Retouch •Bikini •Full Bikini •Full Legs •Back

Stop Wishin’ & Go Fishin’ 42 ft. Custom Sportfishers Catch a 500+lb Marlin & your trip is

411 Huku Lii Place - Suite 301

Behind Blackie’s Pit Stop in Kihei

SPORTFISHING

LOCATED at 320 Ohukai, #404 • Kihei

808•879•2826

THIS SPACE IS NOW AVAILABLE! for as low as $115/wk Call

283-3260 for Details Hurry! Space is Limited!