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4 MAUI COUNTY Maui folks weigh in on the results of this year’s Maui Time Best of Maui reader’s poll in Editor’s Inbox. This week’s Eh Brah! chides a dude who didn’t look both ways while cruising for booze. Rob Report remembers West Maui environmental advocate Ed Lindsey. LC Watch pokes fun LC machismo. Jacob Shafer has a couple of those weird Maui moments in Coconut Wireless. A surprising shortage of oddball Florida occurrences in News of the Weird.

12 FEATURE STORY Maui writer Wayne Moniz recently published Under Maui Skies, a book of vibrant, wellresearched short stories set on Maui during recent centuries. Jacob Shafer talks with Moniz about what it means to write historical fiction on Maui.

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THIS WEEK’S QUESTION If a biopic were to be made about your life, who would be cast as you?

Editor: Jacob Shafer (808) 283-1308 / jacob@mauitime.com Warwick Davis Calendar Editor/Staff Writer: Kate Bradshaw (808) 264-8039 / calendar@mauitime.com A squirrel Proofreader: Dina Wilson

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17 MUSIC SCENE Two famed classical musicians from India come to Maui for an international bazaar type-deal. Kate Bradshaw explores the roots of this particular form.

18 FILM Barry Wurst III laments the mangling of a pretty good book about high school, love and humiliation in his review of I Love You, Beth Cooper.

19 Movie Listings

20 DA KINE CALENDAR Kate Bradshaw looks into the most awesomest of events in store in This Week’s Picks, including a gi-normous reggae show featuring New Zealand band Katchafire.

22 Calendar & Grid

29BACK PAGES 29 Sign Language 30 Local Classifieds 31 Mind, Body & Spirit

Contributors: Jessica Armstrong, Caeriel Crestin, Lloyd Dangle, Beau Ewan, Doug Levin, Jared Libby, Greg Mebel, Rob Parsons, Ron Pitts, Chuck Shepherd, Ynez Tongson, Barry Wurst II Photographer: Sean Michael Hower Denzel Washington Art Director: Brittany Shaw (808) 281-8975 / brittany@mauitime.com Naomi Watts Graphic Designer: Kellee LaVars Aishwarya Rai (Bollywood version) Advertising Executive: Brad Chambers (808) 283-3260 / brad@mauitime.com Michael Madsen General Manager: Jennifer Russo (808) 280-3286 / jen@mauitime.com Helena Bonham Carter (Tim Burton directs) Administrative Executive: Judy Toba (808) 244-0777 / judy@mauitime.com Seth Rogen Administrative Assistant: Jennifer Brown Jennifer Anniston Web Design: Linear Publishing www.linearpublishing.com Publisher: Tommy Russo (808) 283-0512 / tommy@mauitime.com Fred Flinstone

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Here is just some of the feedback we’ve received in response to our 2009 Best of Maui issue (Jul. 9).

Some of you were stoked with the results, and some of you thought your fellow Mauians missed a thing or two – or may be guilty of ballot stuffing (something we very actively sought to prevent). Mahalo to all who shared their mana‘o on the many things the Valley Isle has to offer.

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FERRY SUSPICIOUS Why do I sense the State Blunder category (Best of Maui 2009 winner: the Hawaii Superferry) was a victim of ballot stuffing that Maui Time didn’t pick-up on? Or refuses to even hint at? Guess there is a lot of bias in a supposedly “independent” newspaper.

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Obviously they have trouble telling the truth. I’ll remember that for next year when I vote for Mama’s to win ‘Best of Liars’.

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BEST (missed)) VIEW Was the Plantation Club House considered? It’s gotta be 100 miles.

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NEWSOFTHEWEIRD WALK ALL OVER HIM A 48-year-old immigrant from Malta regularly hangs out in various New York City bars, but always on the floor, so that he can enjoy his particular passion of being stepped on.

“Georgio T.” told The New York Times in June that he has delighted in being stepped on since he was a kid. While one playmate “wanted to be the doctor, (another) wanted to be the carpenter...I would want to be the carpet.” Nowadays, he carries a custom-made rug he can affix to his back (and a sign, Step on Carpet) and may lie face-down for several hours if the bar is busy. He is also a regular at “high foot-traffic” fetish parties, where dozens of stompers (especially women in stilettos) can satisfy their own urges while gratifying Georgio.

THUG LIFE Steven Gilmore Jr., 21, was arrested in Gainesville, Fla., after an aborted convenience store robbery in which he shot a clerk with a BB gun. Police said Gilmore confessed to the crime, explaining that he is an aspiring rap singer and felt he needed to commit a violent crime to gain “street cred.”

THIS JUST IN: TEEN PREGNANCY IS GOOD! Addressing a conference in Hobart, Australia, in May, professor Julie Quinlivan, dean of the University of Notre Dame Australia’s medical school, said that for disadvantaged teenage girls, becoming pregnant is a good thing, teaching a sense of responsibility that may otherwise not

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develop. Such teen mothers were more likely to stop smoking, stay in school and find jobs.

BURNING AT BOTH ENDS Even though life and health insurance companies now routinely penalize smokers with higher premiums (or by refusing their business), the companies themselves own tobacco company stock worth at least $4.4 billion, according to a recent New England Journal of Medicine report. Centers for Disease Control estimates that more than 400,000 Americans die prematurely each year due in part to smoking (burdening life insurance companies but perhaps sparing health insurers from having to pay out over longer lifetimes).

INCOMPETENT CRIMINALS (1) In April, police in Fayetteville, N.C., were seeking a pregnant woman who walked into a Carter Bank & Trust branch with a handgun and demanded cash. As a clerk was taking money out to give to her, she received a call on her cell phone, and the conversation became so intense that she ignored the money and walked out of the bank empty-handed, still talking. (2) Alfonso Rizzuto, 47, who was on the run from forgery charges in Scranton, Pa., was arrested in nearby Kingston when he wandered into a post office and an employee noticed that Rizzuto bore a great resemblance to the photo on the Wanted poster of “Alfonso Rizzuto” tacked to the wall. (3) Daniel Doster Jr., 42, was arrested in Yorktown, Ind., in March for masturbating while standing beside his mailbox (which he told police he was doing to show his neighbors “who was boss”). MTW

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Remarkable Aloha

A troubling sign

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ou’ve got to look at the whole enchilada,” Uncle Ed Lindsey would say, pausing to let the assembled group absorb his message.

In the years we served on the Maui Tomorrow Foundation board together, I grew to appreciate his commonsense approach. He offered his opinion with clarity and the strength of purpose of a steersman dipping his oar into the water to guide his outrigger through turbulent swells.

A lifelong educator, Lahaina native Edwin Robert Naleilehua Lindsey, Jr. taught school for twenty-five years in Hana and Wailuku. But in his “retirement” he undertook a number of cultural restoration projects that will long define a legacy steeped in Hawaiian values.

Indeed, Lindsey was an ambassador of aloha in the fullest meaning of the word.

On a warm, sunny Friday afternoon an overflow crowd filled Waiola Church in Lahaina; an elegant historic structure that well suits the man. Hundreds, young and old, gathered in aloha-wear for the celebration of a life well lived. In contrast to the choked up sadness of some memorial services, a sense of peace wafted through the plumeria-scented air.

Uncle Ed’s physical body had succumbed to cancer, but not before he passed his gifts to countless students, family, and friends.

Lindsey’s sister Roselle Bailey offered an oli (chant), lamenting, “Auwe, auwe!” The wailing sadness at his passing ended in joyful prayer, as Bailey expained, “His spirit has joined the ancestors at Pu`u Kukui, and the rainbow has embraced him.”

Bailey then spoke of her brother’s tireless endeavors. “He established a really wonderful foundation of his work.

The burden is now on us,” she said.

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ecognizing the inseparable link between Hawaiian culture and the environment, Lindsey helped create organizations designed to malama (take care of) the land and the sea. In 2002, Lindsey founded Maui Cultural Lands, Inc. with the aim of restoring cultural ruins in West Maui’s Honokowai Valley and educating the public about the ‘aina. For years he led groups there every Saturday to remove invasive plants and uncover long-forgotten foundations and rock walls of taro lo`i.

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LC Watch Often, we seek out fodder for this column by attending meetings, chatting with LC officials, collecting tips from venue owners, etc. But occasionally, column fodder falls conveniently—and unexpectedly—into our lap.

Take the evening of Wednesday, July 1. Maui Time reporter, calendar editor and all around scenemaker Kate Bradshaw was enjoying some sustenance and entertainment at Flatbread in Paia when three LC agents entered the establishment.

Uncle Ed Lindsey, cultural and environmental educator.

“People who help the land and the culture, who give unselfishly for the sake of the land, they are the heroes, the real warriors.”

- Uncle Ed Lindsey Maui Cultural Lands has also established ongoing projects in Ukumehame as well as the lands near the Kaheawa Pastures wind farm.

MCL’s Web site quotes Lindsey in its strategic plan: “People who help the land and the culture, who give unselfishly for the sake of the land, they are the heroes, the real warriors.” These are words that befit the man himself. hen the Maui County Council honored Lindsey with a resolution last May, well-wishers packed the council chambers in appreciation.

Among them were representatives from Na Kapuna O Maui, Lahaina Hawaiian Civic Club, Kaanapali 2020, and Maui Tomorrow.

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Uncle Ed also was instrumental in Kilakila O Haleakala, a group that assesses the cultural significance of Maui’s landmark volcanic mountain in light of the proposed solar telescope. He was a cofounder and president of the `Ohana Coalition, a registered Political Action Committee begun in 2002 with the intent of electing candidates on the basis of shared values rather than backgrounds or political parties. He hoped the group would help voters choose candidates who would act in the public’s interest rather than that of big business.

In 2007 he helped launch the Maui Nui Marine Resources Council. The young organization addresses fishing licenses, bag limits, cultural fishing rights, aquarium collecting, and other key issues impacting our near shore waters.

Like so many of the organizations he helped create, the MNMRC grew out of earlier protection efforts. I recall Uncle Ed’s force-

They headed, as one would expect, to the bar and stuck around for what seemed like 20 minutes; Kate says she couldn’t hear exactly what was being said, but it was clear they weren’t interested in the pizza. Given the duration of the agents’ visit, Kate says, it seemed like a serious violation had taken place and that a bust of some sort was about to occur. Tension was in the air.

When the agents finally left, Kate asked a member of the staff what all the fuss was about. A minor decoy sting, perhaps?

Over-serving? An unregistered underage employee?

Nope. Turns out the bar’s “You must be 21 or over…” sign wasn’t being displayed prominently enough. Not that they didn’t have the sign, mind you, just that it needed to be put in a different, more visible spot.

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So, to recap: it took three guys nearly a halfhour to say, “Hey, move that sign.”

Might be time for a little efficiency training, among other things.

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ROBREPORT ALOHAA: continued from page 9 ful testimony during DLNR meeting on a proposed partial ban on gill net fishing, a debate that remained volatile for years.

Uncle Ed stood in the Maui Waena Intermediate School cafeteria and spoke sternly, contradicting those who said lay gill nets were a cultural right.

“If we’re talking Hawaiian culture, let’s talk about it,” he said. “No more fish, no more Hawaiian culture.” indsey was given the Malama I Ke Kai Kupuna award at Last April’s “More Fish in the Sea: E Ola Kai, E Ola Kakou” event, held at Maui Community College. With cancer spreading painfully into his bones,

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Uncle Ed leaned on a cane as came forward to receive flower lei and accolades.

Kekoa Enomoto’s Maui News article about the award captured Lindsey’s concluding words: “Aloha is love and compassion and honesty, to give freely without

the audience of the values Lindsey carried so proudly: Malama, to take care of the land, the sea, and the people; Ho`omanawanui, to have patience; and Aloha, “the essence of who we are.” Kaho`ohalalhala played his ukulele at the service alongside musical

“Golf courses and archaeological sites don’t mix.”

-Uncle Ed Lindsey expecting in return, to share. Aloha is life: when you aloha each other, you give life to each other.”

Councilmember Sol Kaho`ohalahala, speaking at the memorial service, reminded

luminaries Sheldon Brown, George Kahumoku, Jr., and Joe Cano.

“In his last days,” said Kaho`ohalahala, “Ed talked about peace—world peace— something I never heard him talk about

before. ‘If the world would understand and live in aloha,’ he said, ‘there would be world peace.’” knew Uncle Ed Lindsey only for the last twelve years of his life, and find myself gravitating to two words describing my impressions of him: dignity and integrity. His sense of humor was sharp, and he often brought irony into a discussion to bring home a point.

“Golf courses and archaeological sites don’t mix,” Lindsey told a large audience at the South Maui Forum in early 2007, gathered to hear about possible impacts from the proposed Wailea 670 and Makena projects. Asked what areas in South Maui merited preservation, he answered, “I cry for what’s happening to the Hawaiian people here. It’s a crime.”

He bluntly shared his opinion of the developer’s choice of adopting the name Honua`ula for their Wailea project. “It’s window-dressing,” he said. “You need to be worthy of that name. You had better put Hawaiian spirit and values in there before you do anything.”

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he chicken-skin moment of the memorial service came when Puanani, his wife of forty-five years, shared a song she had written earlier that day. Playing uke and singing in English, she sang with deep love cascading from her heart. Emotion washed over those gathered, and many reached for tissues. As she finished she leaned to the microphone before stepping away and said, “For my love..”

The following morning, as crowds assembled for the annual Makawao Rodeo Parade, I saw many of the faces from the prior day. I recalled 11 years earlier when I donned a chartreuse t-shirt that read, “Ed Lindsey-Mayor 1998.” The parade was a familiar place for political candidates, and Uncle Ed was surely someone I felt motivated to support.

His candidacy never it made it past the primary election, though the issues and values he raised elevated election-year discussions. Little would I have expected that his example of boldly jumping into the political fray would be a path I myself would follow in years to come. Two years later, in 2000, I called Uncle Ed on short notice and asked him to provide a blessing at my wedding to my sweetheart, Heather.

Obliging our request, Uncle Ed offered an invocation with great dignity and reverence, calling in the ancestors and spirits to come and celebrate our blessed union.

Nine years later, we remain as grateful as we did on our wedding day.

Ed Lindsey was a friend and hero to many, and a spirited warrior for the `aina.

Though we will miss him in our daily musings, his journeys and work are now complete, and he is now among the ancestors we may call to bless our endeavors. As his sister Roselle said, now it’s up to us. —MTW

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WEDNESDAY, JULY 8 Like most writers, I glean a small (alright, medium-sized) slice of satisfaction from finding misused words and phrases in other publications. Being the editor of a newspaper that, like all newspapers, allows errors to slip through, this opens me up to the very real prospect of tasting my own medicine on a semi-weekly basis. Which brings me to a note from reader Jim Lytle of Lahaina that landed recently in my inbox. Jim had clipped a line from a Coconut Wireless entry, one in which I took a swipe at Maui News publisher Joe Bradley for getting cozy with Gov. Lingle at a meeting of the Maui Chamber of Commerce. Here’s what I wrote: “Accompanying the piece was a nice photo of Joe and Linda sharing a hug by the podium. Now isn’t that cozy.”

Can you spot my mistake? Don’t feel bad if you can’t—according to Jim, and he may be right, it’s “the most erroneously used word in todays [sic] TV & print media.” The word? “Podium.”

The actual definition of podium is “a small platform for the conductor of an orchestra, for a public speaker, etc.” The stand that might be placed on a podium to hold notes for the conductor, public speaker, etc. is called a “lectern.” So Jim: I stand corrected, and hereby join you in your quest to correct this disturbingly entrenched linguistic error.

THURSDAY, JULY 9 Here’s one of those weird coincidences that test my usually staunch disbelief in fate: within minutes of landing in Boise, Idaho, where I will attend a wedding in two days, I saw a

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car with a “Kihei” decal on its back window. I was tempted to flag down the driver, but jet lag-induced laziness and the arrival of an intersection that parted our paths prevented further investigation.

FRIDAY, JULY 10 OK, this is getting weird: today on the street I overheard two guys discussing the Superferry. Guess there’s no escaping that issue.

SATURDAY, JULY 11 No odd Hawaii omens today, just a champagne headache and an early plane to catch.

SUNDAY, JULY 12 Read in today’s Maui News that former Sen. Henry Takitani died earlier this week at age 85. In the story, Takitani is remembered by family and colleagues as a champion of higher education, who wanted to bolster and expand the state’s colleges and universities so young people who wanted to earn advanced degrees didn’t have to defect to the Mainland. There’s obviously a lot of work left to do on that front, but it’s a fine legacy… In other news: According to an AP story, Hawaii’s tourist draw of the future may not be luaus, sunsets or snorkeling but, rather, outer space. The idea, which actually sounds like it’s getting serious consideration, is to launch wannabe Buzz Aldrins from one island up into the gravityfree zone and bring them down on another island. The service, the piece claims, could be ready to roll “within a decade.” The price tag? A mere $200,000. That might seem like an exorbitant sum given current and foreseeable economic realities. But Jim Crisafulli, Hawaii’s director of aerospace development, thinks people “wouldn’t bat an eye at spending that amount of money.”

Why is that, Jim? “It would be a soul-energizing experience.” Huh. MONDAY, JULY 13 According to multiple reports, the Supreme Court has agreed to hear the residency challenge against Councilman Sol Kaho’ohalahala. It’s important to note, and is noted in today’s Maui News, that the challenge only calls into question Kaho’ohalahala’s right to vote as a resident of Lanai; a challenge to his right to run for (and hold) the Lanai seat would have had to be filed before the election. That means, if the challenge is successful, we could have a public official who’s not allowed to vote in the place he serves. In the world of politics, stranger things have happened… In other news: Hey, it looks like there might be more takers for that nine-times-my-annualsalary island-hopping space jaunt than I thought. According to a Pacific Business News report, Hawaii has the highest concentration of millionaires in the country.

The figures, which come from New Yorkbased Phoenix Marketing International, show that 6.4 percent of Hawaii households

The easy way to find out if mai-tais taste better in space. pull down seven figures (or more). Whether that’s good news depends, I suppose, on which group you’re in: the 6.4 or the 93.6.

TUESDAY, JULY 14 What do Lt. Gov. Duke Aiona and NASA climate scientist James Hansen have in common? Both oppose a “cap and trade” system to deal with global climate change. Of course, their reasoning isn’t exactly the same. According to a June 29 New Yorker article titled “The Catastrophist” (worth a read if you like getting day-ruiningly depressed), Hansen considers cap and trade (which sets a limit on CO2 emissions but lets big polluters purchase exemptions) “a sham” that doesn’t come close to addressing the problem.

Aiona, on the other hand, thinks cap and trade would be akin to “a hidden energy tax,” according to an AP report. That means he’d really hate Hansen’s idea—a full-on, out-in-the-open carbon tax. To be fair, Aiona doesn’t deny global climate change is real. (Thankfully, almost nobody is doing that anymore.) But like pretty much every policymaker on both sides of the aisle, he’s

unwilling to acknowledge the severity of the problem, and thus to embrace the drastic measures necessary to mitigate its effects… In other, far less serious news: Today is the Major League Baseball AllStar game; one of the participants will be Maui’s Shane Victorino. Kudos to Shane, who got in at the last minute via an online poll that allowed fans to vote as many times as they wanted for one of five finalists. This is, however, where I must make a confession: I had my heart set on (and cast multiple votes for) Pablo Sandoval, the rotund, slugging third baseman for my beloved San Francisco Giants. Actually, I think both Victorino and Sandoval deserve to be on the team. I’m sure there’s some relief pitcher they could have kicked to the curb that no one would have missed. MTW Jacob Shafer is also available in Twitter form. Visit twitter.com/jacobshafer or text “follow jacobshafer” to 40404.

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aui has no shortage of stories. The island’s rich history, colorful characters and stunning natural features are a veritable goldmine for writers and artists. But, especially in the world of fiction, the Valley Isle is mostly unexplored territory.

Wayne Moniz wants to change that. A born-and-raised Mauian, award-winning playwright and the 1995 Maui Teacher of the Year, Moniz recently published a collection of short stories titled Under Maui Skies. Each of the seven stories is set in a different historical period and is written in the style of a different classic genre. An adventure story is centered on the last eruption of Haleakala in 1690; a Wild West cowboy tale is placed Upcountry in the early 1900s Paniolo days; a film noir-esque detective yarn unfolds in the seedy underbelly of 1930s Wailuku.

And so on.

Through his well-researched, accessible stories, Moniz reveals an innate understanding and unyielding love of Maui. Not the tiki torch, glossy tourism brochure version that’s packaged and sold to visitors, but the real Maui, the one shrouded in myth and steeped in a history both beautiful and tragic.

We sat down with Moniz ahead of a Mainland book tour to discuss the island’s past, present and future, the art of the short story and his hopes for the next generation of Maui writers.

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Talk about the genesis of this book, how it took shape.

I usually do plays, which takes a lot of time and effort—I average at least a year on a play. I had some minor surgery and was confined to bed for a little while, so I decided to try some short stories. There are always ideas, but they’re not necessarily going to become a play. And really, I try to pitch my plays, [but] not as many people want to buy plays in book form. I figured seven stories would be kind of a magic number, and I wanted to try out different genres. The idea was to find out what was my strength; what’s my forte if I want to do a novel? Would it be a love story, ghost story, science fiction? Once I picked the genres, the next question was, of course, what am I going to write about? The way I’ve always approached things is to simply be curious, see where my nose leads me, then do the research.

I’d imagine the research on these stories was extensive, despite their length.

Oh yes. I wouldn’t say it was as much [research] as I do for a play, but it took a lot to get it historically accurate. My brand of writing is historical fiction, if you want to categorize it.

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It’s a good time to be writing historical fiction, isn’t it?

Yes, it’s gotten very popular. You had the [John] Adams book, which really is dramatic fiction—we don’t know what those guys said exactly. There was no Maui Time Weekly to take notes or record.

Some authors have said that short stories can be more difficult to write than novels, because you have to cram background and characters and a compelling arc in much less space. Was that your experience?

Yes, in some ways. Every sentence becomes so important. Arnie [Kotler], the publisher, and I would argue over a word. One review criticized how I placed an adverb in a sentence, and we had actually debated that word. Another criticism said [the detective story] had a bit of a muddled, hurried ending, which may be true. Try to write a mystery in 1,700 words.

That story seemed like it was begging to be longer.

I actually turned it into a screenplay. It was wonderful because I could spread my wings and take these characters to new places and go into more detail.

“Whether it was intended or not, there’s a diversity that comes out in each story—that idea of the melting pot, the blending.”

You mention the screenplay in your notes at the end of the book.

Is it still in ‘pre production’ to use the showbiz parlance?

[Laughs] It’s going around in the Carolinas right now; they have a pretty good film commission. But no, nothing is imminent. My background is actually in film school—I went to UCLA. I got into plays instead of films because it’s easier and less expensive to get them produced.

In the notes for “The Cave of Whispering Spirits,” the story about the last eruption of Haleakala, you write that “insensitivity blinded [the characters] from the requests of the Fire Goddess.” Do you see parallels to some of the current debates about development on Haleakala and the island in general?

I think we see common metaphors. Most of the Pele stories have to do with people being ignorant or insensitive, unaware that the gods are always with you. I sent the councilmembers that story, and certainly have made that connection [to contemporary development]. But that wasn’t the purpose of the story. The purpose of the story was to tell what the last eruption of Haleakala was like.

Maui is such a famous, popular place but it seems like it hasn’t been explored much by writers, especially in terms of fiction.

When I taught, I’d ask my students to write about various subjects and they’d write about everything except Maui, except Hawaii. I think it has to do with the fear that really great writers and stories can’t come out of this place. It’s self-doubt, whether our stories are applicable to the world. I remember once I sent a play to an LA theater and they wrote back that the rest of the United States couldn’t connect to us. That really upset me, because I disagree completely. My arguments is, I’ve read Jewish stories of New York, I’ve read the Chicago black stories. Did I connect with those?

Heck yeah I connected with them—we’re all a little bit Jewish, we’re all a little bit black and we’re all a little bit Maui. People also feel comfortable writing what they see a lot of and what they know is popular, and you don’t have a lot of examples of Maui writers and Maui stories. So there’s no inspirational leadership.

“My students [used] to…write about everything except Maui, except Hawaii. I think it has to do with the fear that really great writers and stories can’t come out of this place.”

Do you think that, with this book and your other work, you could provide that leadership?

I’m starting this, along with a few other people, but I would always tell my students, it’s up to you guys to continue it. I don’t have the time in my life to tell all these stories; they’re lining up like soldiers in a parade. In the book, I write about seven locales, but there’s no Hana story, for example.

There are so many great stories waiting to be told.

So you’re hopeful, then?

I have my doubts like any person, whether this is going to take off. But at least I can say I did it, that I put it out there. And you know, I hate to say it but it’s true: a lot of writers go to their graves without having a hit, and don’t have one until they’re long gone [laughs].

If you had to pick a unifying theme for the book, what would it be?

Whether it was intended or not, there’s a diversity that comes out in each story—that idea of the melting pot, the blending. Some of the pre-contact stories are separate from that, but the rest are about how we’re interconnected.

The crime in the detective story is solved with everybody helping out—the auntie saw this and the uncle saw that. As time goes by, these connections start to peel away and that creates a different Maui. I’ve lived here all my life and sometimes I’ll see someone and ask them, Who was your father? Who was your grandfather?, and the connections reveal themselves. But as we’ve gotten more modern, that’s started to dissipate. We’ve become an island of speed bumps and gates. Does that answer your question? I don’t know—it’s a good question, a big question. I’ll work on that one for part two. MTW For more info, visit undermauiskies.com.

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and syrup, served to us by hipper-thanthou baristas with asymmetrical haircuts while listening to intimidating Eurotrance. Clad in a new coat of bright Caribbean blue paint, Akamai Coffee is here to save us. The denizens of Maui who have been starved for good coffee can find refuge in Akamai Coffee, truly an oasis in this java-deprived desert.

Akamai is Maui’s only drive-through coffee shop, and they’ve served the caffeinehungry of Maui since February 2007. And if you know the transient nature of Maui’s restaurant scene, you know that this is quite a feat for a small business. Owner Kimberly Brown is not only beautiful (if you’re wondering what she looks like, just take a look-see at the logo), but fanatic about the quality of the coffee she sells. As she cheerfully notes, what most franchise

coffee sellers do to the delectable bean is “like throwing a steak in the microwave.” If that’s the case, Akamai Coffee is a gourmet grill. Most of the drinks at Akamai are espresso-based, and Brown makes sure that every little step is executed perfectly so that she can consistently serve her customers high quality drinks.

Brown goes as far as to ship in a pre-roasted blend from Seattle called Caffe Del Sol, a mix of beans from Latin America, Africa and Indonesia.

It has dark chocolate and praline undertones with a caramel finish. Part of what makes Akamai espresso stand out is the state of the art espresso maker Brown employs, which you’d be hard to find anywhere on-island.

Bestsellers include the frappe (served in white chocolate, chocolate and caramel) and the vanilla latte. The white chocolate frappe will change your life…or at least your coffee drinking habits. Unlike other frozen coffee drinks, it isn’t drowned in syrup and whipped cream, which really lets the taste of the coffee shine through.

Those not so into the joe can also pull up to this stand sans fear, as Akamai serves up a variety of other hot and cold beverages, among them amazing iced tea. They brew Numi Organic Teas, which are fair trade certified, and served them iced or hot. They’ve also struck a perfect balance of flavors with their chai. Other drinks include smoothies, Italian sodas and hot chocolate.

If you want something to chew on, Akamai offers scrumptious baked goods.

All of this deliciousness is served to you by friendly and pretty baristas, who will customize your drink to your liking, including substituting milk for soy.

If anything, it’s worth to visit Akamai Coffee just to see the fun messages they chalk all over the place. If you’re still a little wary, but would like to see what the buzz is about, check out their Facebook page, where they post trivia and even ask your opinion on how to decorate the shop. But I can guarantee you that once you have some of the coffee Akamai serves up, all other brews will pale in comparison. MTW Photos: Akamai Coffee Co. (left); owner, Kimberly Brown holding a caramel frappe (above)

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Within Haiku, without Haiku Legendary Indian musician to give a rare performance Upcountry he legendary musician sits Indian style mid-stage, holding his santoor as if it were an infant. To his right, the tabla player slaps away at the tune’s billowy rhythm. Behind him sits a young, mustachioed tanpurist droning away with a woeful stare. A woman on sitar and another tanpura player sit to his left.

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Pandit Jasraj & Pandita Tripti Mukherjee When: Wednesday, Jul. 22, 7pm Where: The Studio Maui, Haiku Appearing to be part sage, part madman (though perhaps the two are just different sides of the same coin), Pandit Janraj strums his santoor with his right hand and waves his left hand around in florid motions that no doubt annunciate the most decidedly devotional message of the tunes he plays and sings.

Jasraj and disciple/female vocal counterpart (for lack of a better term) Pandita Tripti Mukherjee will give a rare performance on Maui this coming Wednesday at Studio Maui in Haiku. The appeal of such an event should extend beyond that of the yoga set.

Anyone remotely interested in seeing a live performance of a type of music that employs nearly twice as many semitones – a full 22 compare to the West’s 12, according to an Ravi Shankar essay entitled “On Appreciation of Indian Classical Music,” may want to check out this performance.

It’s not “Norwegian Wood” we’re talking about (as reverent as we are about the tune).

This is an unadulterated raga performance.

Jasraj is known as the “foremost exponent” of the Mewati Gharana of Hindustani music. Why this is important: Mewati Gharana is a type of musical lineage – seriously – that originated in the sixteenth century. To be a credible purveyor of the form – an exponent – you have to live and breathe it for years. You have to study with a guru who him or herself is an exponent of the mode. It is only after years of sadhana – devoted study – are you authorized to employ your prana (breath of life) within this form, as is the case with any true form of raga.

For a while there, while in its infancy, Mewati Gharana is said to have only been passed from master to student in jungles under the cover of night; not exactly a tradition that the average Western conservatory would embrace. But this was centuries before Pandit Jasraj first learned of Mewati Gharana from his father (Pandit – teacher – Motiram). But it’s still not exactly something you can major in.

Part of what makes Jasraj’s vocal style so otherworldly, especially to Westerners, is his command of a whole three-and-a-half octaves. His rapid fire scat syllables would scare the living daylights out of someone raised on Wonderbread and top

40. His hair is gray and wild. He sways.

His arm movements, hapless at first glance, actually parallel his precise yet quivering annunciations.

Part of what makes him unique is his incorporation of vocal counterpart in his performances, jugalbhandis (musical duels, essentially) performed between dueling male and female vocalists.

Wednesday’s performance, of course, will feature Pandita Tripti Mukherjee holding down the feminine side of things. But she’s a hell of a lot more than just a pretty voice.

In 2007 Mukherjee became the first Indian classical musician to perform at the White House (I’m guessing Dubya was out of town or under sedation for this one).

Over a decade ago she started the Pandit Jasraj Institute for Research, Artistry and Appreciation (based initially in Philadelphia and named, of course, in honor of Jasraj, her guru) after observing a lack of appreciation for classical Indian vocals in the US. Her vocal style is tentative yet dynamic, bold yet irresistibly sweet. She, too, has an amazing range that can jump octaves like it’s nothing.

The reverence implicit in each of their vocal performances is not something a fuzzy YouTube clip can mask. To see the two perform side by side would be astonishing for those open to it.

Shangri-La by the Sea, the Valley Isle’s only full-on Indian restaurant, will serve food at the event and vendors will add an international bazaar feel to the show. MTW

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No ‘Love’ Good book gets ruined by film adaptation.

What else is new? omic timing is a tricky thing, especially when it’s on the written page (think of how many laugh-free “joke” books you’ve skimmed through before tossing them back on the shelf). Larry Doyle’s novel, I Love You, Beth

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Cooper, was such a rarity and cause for celebration—it’s packed with laugh-’til-it-hurts twists and real honesty and succeeds as both a dark, playful tale and a parody of every high school comedy you can think of.

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ment, especially since Doyle wrote the screenplay. What the heck happened?

Paul Rust stars as Denis Cooverman, a hopeless dweeb who, rather than fill his high school graduation speech with variations on “we can change the world,” declares in front of his graduating class that he is in love with Beth Cooper (Hayden Panettiere of Heroes), the girl of his dreams. The obvious problem with Denis’s romantic gesture is that they have never spoken, and she is the untouchable captain of the cheerleading squad with an insanely jealous boyfriend.

Still, Cooper is visibly touched, which leads her boyfriend and his goon squad on an all night hunt for Denis’s blood.

The set-up is mostly the same as the book, but watching the movie is like sitting in a bus, waiting for a great trip to start.

And waiting. And waiting. The movie just sits there. There are no laughs; more work was put into the fight scenes (which are nothing special) than anything else. Rust wasn’t a good choice for the lead: his looks are unconventional and he can play

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What do you mean this isn’t a satire? “nerdy” but he can’t carry a movie, let alone make you care about his annoying character. Panettiere was a good casting choice for Beth Cooper and she tries to bring more to her part than is in the script, but this won’t jump-start her career.

The only scenes that work are some sweet moments late in the movie—but how hard is it to nail a scene where the characters hug and the music swells? The “nice” moments are forced and don’t mix with all the mean-spirited, unfunny set pieces that comprise so much of the movie.

Despite his uneven body of work, Columbus seemed like a good fit to direct this. Yet, even considering how bad his

adaptation of the musical Rent was, this is easily his worst movie. With Alan Ruck (Cameron from Ferris Bueller) in the cast and the frequent references to great movies, it seems like the filmmakers thought they were making a modern day John Hughes picture. They thought wrong.

It’s bad enough that I Love You, Beth Cooper is a stink bomb, but that its based on one of my favorite books is depressing.

Seeing a bad movie made out of a beloved novel is like seeing someone doodle over your family photos with a permanent marker; you may always have the memories, but you’re stuck with a picture of how someone ruined them. MTW

MOVIECAPSULES Maui Film Festival Candlelight Cinema Returns Jul. 30

New This Week Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince PG - Fantasy - This is the one where he dies.

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Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs - PG Animation - The adorable creatures from this animated franchise carry on, only this time there are dinosaurs, which will probably mislead another generation of kids on the nature of the fossil record. 89 min.

My Sister’s Keeper - PG13 - Drama - When faced with the death of their daughter via leukemia, married couple makes a choice that raises ethical questions. With hilarious results.

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The Proposal - PG13 - Romance - This is one of those romantic comedies that periodically gets pushed out. Sandra Bullock is a domineering executive who happens to be Canadian. She marries her assistant in order to stay in the US. Laughs presumably ensue for some. 107 min.

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Public Enemies - R - Th-W 11:15, 2:05, 4:55, 7:45, 10:35.

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Cheri - R - Art, Foreign - Set in 1920s Paris, this flick delves into the weird fantasy life led by a young rich dude who was forced to end his relationship with an older woman. 86 min.

The Hangover - R - Comedy - A bunch of dudes go to Vegas for a bachelor party and end up having to piece together what happened after they booze copiously. They’re already making a sequel to it. I’m not joking.

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Public Enemies - R - Action - Johnny Depp stars as John Dillinger, who robbed the same banks that drove the US into the Great Depression. Christian Bale stars as the FBI dude who was on his trail under the auspices of a cross-dressing J. Edgar Hoover. 100 min.

Star Trek - PG13 - Sci-Fi - This babe-fest is a prequel to the series of events we all know and love from the original flicks, with a few mind f*&cks thrown in for good measure. Plus: Simon Pegg whom we all know and love from Shaun of the Dead - plays Scotty. I would go full nerd for Simon Pegg. 126 min.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen PG13 - Art, Foreign - If there are two things I can’t get enough of, they are sequels and giant robots.

In this case, the revisited giant robot race once again battles other giant robots that happen to be evil. 150 min.

Up - PG - Animation - This Pixar rager chronicles the voyage of an old dude who, after tying a balloon or two to his house, is bound for South America, where he has dreamed of visiting all his life. 96 min.

Year One - PG13 - Comedy - Michael Cera and Jack Black are two hunter-gatherer types who get banished for society and have to fend for themselves. A timely post-apocalyptic how-to.

100 min.

Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm), Away We Go - R - Th only 2:10, 4:35, 7:05, 9:25 Bruno - R - Th-W 12:05, 12:40, 2:15, 2:50, 4:25, 4:55, 6:35, 7:10, 8:45, 9:20.

The Hangover - R - Th-W 1:40, 4:05, 6:30, 8:55.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - PG Th-Su 10:30, 11:45, 12:15, 12:45, 1:45, 3, 3:30, 4, 5, 6:15, 6:45, 7:15, 8:15, 9:30, 10, 10:30. MW 11:45, 12:15, 12:45, 1:45, 3, 3:30, 4, 5, 6:15, 6:45, 7:15, 8:15, 9:30, 10, 10:30.

Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs - PG - Th-W 1:20, 3:40, 5:55, 8:10. Th-W 3D: 12, 2:20, 4:40, 7, 9:20.

My Sister’s Keeper - PG13 - Th-W 1:35, 4:15, 6:55, 9:35 Star Trek - PG13 - Th only 1:45, 4:40, 7:35 Up - PG - Th-W 2, 4:30, 7, 9:30. Th-W 2, 4:30, 7, 9:30.

Year One - PG13 - Th 1:35, 4:15, 6:55, 9:35.

Wharf Cinema Center 658 Front Street, 249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day), Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - PG Th-W 12:30, 3:45, 7, 10:10 Public Enemies - R - Th-W 12:45, 4, 7:15, 10:20 Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - PG13 Th-W 12:15, 3:35, 6:45, 9:55

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THIS WEEK’S PICKS The search continues

One for the road

Friday (Jul. 17), 7pm, Kau Inoa Senior Center, Paia

Opens Saturday (Jul. 18), 11am, Schaefer International Gallery, MACC

People ask a lot of dumb questions, ones like “Do you know any Jewel songs?” and “Why don’t you want to have kids?” One of the dumbest is, “you’re vegan?

What do you eat?” As if nutrition was only available in the event of another sentient being. Anyway, it’s gotten beating-overthe-head obvious that the way we have gone about rendering stuff edible on a mass scale is horribly ineffective on many levels. This includes the way livestock, grains and other foods are processed. Vegetarian Society of Hawaii founder/director and avid skydiver William Harris, M.D. is out to set things straight. His presentation, “In Search of an Optimal Diet,” is an exploration of the points in agricultural history that essentially had detrimental effects on human nutrition.

Harris is formerly an emergency room physician and director of the Kaiser Permanente Vegetarian Lifestyle Clinic.

His book, The Scientific Basis of Vegetarianism is available online at www.vegsource.com/harris.

A few months back some friends of mine were walking home from an undisclosed karaoke facility. Something caught the eye of one of these drunken mic slingers, whom shall here be known as CharTreuse. It was a downed crosswalk sign, still attached to its post. “This is highly illegal,” said one of the more cautious members of the party, who was visiting from the Mainland – Washington, DC to be specific. The whereabouts of the sign are still unknown to this day, but the appeal of roadside relics carries on in our hearts. Those who have read On the Road or any other Kerouac novel can probably attribute at least a few reckless acts to their having recently read Kerouac. This is part of the appeal of Kauai artist Wayne Zebzda’s “Road Trip,” an assembly of discarded road signs, reflective bumps and other highway guides. His exhibit coincides with Deybra Fair’s “Fair Towers,” a collection of towering art pieces made from found items; colorful ones like Dr. Seuss book covers.

THURSDAY

➤➤➤➤➤ FRIDAY ➤➤➤➤➤ SATURDAY ➤➤➤➤➤ SUN

Friday, July 17

6:30–8:30 pm

GAIL SWANSON 10 pm– Midnight CURTIS LOVE Smooth R&B

Oldies but Goldies Saturday & Sunday • 6:30 pm Sunday, July 19 • 10– Midnight

CELTIC C JIMMYY MAC TIGERS & THEE KOOLL KATS Traditional Irish Music & More

all night $3HEINEKEN HEINKEN LIGHT Sunday!

LOCATED AT THE WAILEA BLUE GOLF COURSE

(Across from the Kea Lani)

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Massive attack

Drink for the cause

Saturday (Jul. 18), 3pm, War Memorial Stadium, Kahului

Tuesday (Jul. 21), 7-10pm, South Shore Tiki Lounge, Kihei

Well, whattaya know? New Zealand-based reggae band Katchafire is coming back to Maui to perform in Maui Massive, a show that will also feature appearances

by Ooklah the Moc, Natural Vibrations, Maoli and Anuhea. You know what that means. It means that I get to talk about how awesome New Zealand is. Katchafire played Wellington while I was living there. My dreadlocked flatmate went to check it out and returned to our Wai-Te-Ata Road flat glazey-eyed and enthused. I didn’t go. I was in my room scrutinizing Heart of Darkness with the help of a sixer of Speight’s Distinction Ale. I was writing an essay on Conrad’s use of the Manichean allegory as a plot device for my Postcolonial Literature and Theory class, a course that kicked my ass and blew my mind. I got an A – straight As, in fact – but I missed out on a good show. In any case, this will obviously be one of Maui’s top summer shows. Find tickets at Solid Clothing, Hana Highway Surf, Request Music and West Side Vibes. $25 advance/$30 door.

Have you ever suggested heading to the triangle on a given night only to hear the standard refrain (“No good can come from going to the triangle. No good!”) issue forth from the mouths of your friends? Well, contrary to the common belief that all the triangle has in store are black eyes, stolen wallets, poorly advised partnerings and shouting matches over which Stones albums constitute one’s top five, something beneficial is making its way to the fabled South Maui bar cluster. On Tuesday night partial proceeds from food and drink items purchased at Tiki Lounge will go to K a I p u K u k u i, an organization that focuses on Maui’s future. It features a program that trains Maui Nui residents for leadership roles in matters like environment, culture, tourism and government. Trainees are selected by nomination.

Maui County provides partial funding for the program, but not enough to cover it all. Thus, ordering a mai-tai this evening means helping ensure that sound decisions – unlike those that typically happen in the triangle – are made in the future.

DAY

➤➤➤➤➤MONDAY ➤➤➤➤➤TUESDAY ➤➤➤➤➤WEDNESDAY

In the heart of Olde Makawao Town

WILD WAHINE WEDNESDAY CASANOVA’S FAMOUS

July 17 • 9–MIDNIGHT • $5

LADIES NIGHT Q103 and the Big Hawaiian present

Dj Styles THE EVENING THAT EARNED CASANOVA THE AWARDS

“BEST LATE NIGHT IN MAUI” and “BEST SINGLES SCENE IN MAUI” Music Starts at 10:00pm $10 Cover Friday July 17th

THE UNSUNG MIGHTY FEW

JAHSUN–RASOL–3.14 THA SON OF MATH Featuring: Kedar DJ Boomshot (CD Release Party) “Phuture Phunk” Music starts at 10:00pm $10 Cover

900 FRONT ST

LAHAINA, MAUI

(808) 667-7400

Thursday July 16th

CABARET D’AMOUR Featuring Moana Diamond Show Starts at 9:00pm $15 Cover Saturday July 18th

AN DEN Also Featuring

FRONTLINE Island Rhythm – Reggae Show Starts at 10:00pm $8 Cover

Make it a memorable evening. Dine and dance at Casanova.

For dinner reservations call 572-0220 www.casanovamaui.com

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Honolua Valley (just past the one-lane bridge).

Maui Calls - Fri, Aug 14. It’s that time again. This

Steppingstone Playhouse, Queen Kaahumanu

(909) 891-0084.

gigantic MACC fundraiser is considered the wine

Bastille Day Party - Cabaret d’Amour - Thu,

Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave. 877-3369.

Diplo - Sat, Aug 1. This producer and DJ is

tasting event of the year, and features musical per-

Jul 16. Mademoiselle Kiki will offer her show

Beauty and the Beast Junior - Fri & Sat - A

referred to as the ambassador of Baile Funk.

formances, gourmet food from top chefs and more.

Cabaret d’Amour featuring the world’s most roman-

TTM keiki performance of this classic European

Paste magazine called him a mad genius and his

Vintage aloha wear is encouraged. $175. 6 p.m.

tic songs transporting you to Paris a la 1935 with a

fairy tale, minus all the weird sexist

“Paper Planes” was nominated

Events Lawn, MACC, One Cameron Way. 242-

side trip to Berlin. A Moulin Rouge style ambience

undertones. $10/$5 keiki. Fri & Sat

for the 2009 Grammy for Song of

2787 ext. 225.

and the fabulous Chez Kiki Troupe combine to make

7 p.m., Sun 5 p.m. Westin Maui

the Year. Tickets available at hon-

The Fixx - Thu, Aug 27. King Michel Productions

it a special evening not to be missed. Visit

Resort and Spa. 661-1168.

oluluboxoffice.com,

Big Shows

www.frenchcabaret.net for more info. $15. 9 p.m.

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao. 572-0220.

Thu-Sat

7:30

p.m.;

Sun

2

p.m.

The Best Little Whorehouse

$12/$8.

SOME HERE

ALL

Wokstar

brings this 80s fixture to Maui. The Fixx is perhaps

(Kihei) and The Wine Corner (Paia)

best known for the tune “One Thing Leads to

or by calling 550-8457. $15/$20. 9

Another,” or maybe “Saved by Zero.” $33.50-$43.50.

p.m. Charley’s, 142 Hana Hwy.

7 p.m. Maui Theatre, 878 Front St. 800-745-3000.

579-9453.

John Legend - Thu, Sep 10. No way. This most

Priscilla Party 2009 - Sat, Aug

excellent young soulful singer/composer will proba-

1. This annual LGBT shindig is

bly sell out quickly. A portion of proceeds from ticket

Scholarship

Aug 3. This musical is a lighthearted

Benefit - Mon, Jul 20. Zach Kekona and Koa

look at a smalltown brothel fre-

Hewahewa are among slated performers for this

quented by politicians and others.

online CALENDAR

benefit that will help fund the establishment of a

$20/$18/$15. Fri & Sat, 7:30 p.m.;

on mauitime.com

scholarship program. An alcohol-free event.

Sun 3 p.m. Iao Theater, 68 N.

brought to us by Both Sides Now.

sales go toward an effort to improve living conditions

$10/$15 gate. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Lauie Drv., Mile Post

Market St. 242-6969.

As usual, it’s expected to be a most

in African villages. $65/$55/$45. 7:30 p.m. Castle

Waiohuli

Homesteaders

in Texas - Fri, Sat & Sun, through

15, Kula. 269-1934.

Classical Indian Concert - Wed, Jul 22. Pandit Jasraj is the foremost exponent of the Indian classical vocal form Mewati Gharana. Accompanying him is Pandita Tripti Kukherjee, a female student with a most exquisite voice. See this week’s Music Scene for more. $20 advance/$25 door. 7-10 p.m.

Tickets on Sale Pete Kater & Dominic Miller - Thu, Jul 23.

Sting Guitarist Miller and Grammy-winning pianist Kater come together for a night of very mellow music. $30. 7:30 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater,

MACC, One Cameron Way. 242-7469.

The Studio Maui, Haiku Marketplace. 575-9390 Leiohu Ryder Save Honolua Benefit - Sat,

Stage

Jul 25. This extremely spiritual purveyor of Hawaiian music will perform in a remote and

Mulan - Thu-Sun. through Jul. 26. Based on the Disney version, but performed by the Maui Academy of Performing Arts summer camp keiki.

absolutely beautiful location in the Honolua Valley.

Bring a flashlight, lawn chair and cooler. Special seating will be available for kupuna. $20. 5 p.m.

844 FRONT ST., LAHAINA • 667-7758

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excellent blowout with food, drink, dancing and

Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way. 242-7469.

entertainment. This year’s theme is vintage military

Events

attire. Tickets available at both-sides-now.org. $25/$35 door. 2-8 p.m. (no at-event parking, but

free shuttles will run from the Shops at Wailea)

THURSDAY, JUL 16

Sugarman Estate, Makena.

Living Trust Seminar - Learn about changes

America - Sat, Aug 8. These dudes sing the “A

that have occured to living trust policies and find

Horse With No Name” (shame on you for think-

out how to ensure your heirs an intact inheritance.

ing that was Neil Young!), “Sister Golden Hair,”

10-11:30 a.m. Maui Arts and Cultural Center,

“Ventura Highway” and a dozen other country-

Kahului. 531-5391 ext. 330.

inspired 70s rock tunes. $40-65. 6 p.m. A & B

Starting A Venture in Hawaii - David Fisher,

Amphitheater, MACC, One Cameron Way.

Director

242-7469.

Development Center will share his expertise on

2511 S. KIHEI RD., KIHEI • 891-8600

of

the

Hawaii

Small

Business

2511 S. KIHEI RD., KIHEI • 891-8600

The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 07/16

Friday 07/17

Saturday 07/18

Sunday 07/19

Monday 07/20– Wednesday 07/22

House of S.I.N. No cover, 10pm

House Boutique No cover, 10pm

Erin Smith No cover, 10pm

Escape Sundays

MON - A Kettle Prime/Casa Del Sol; TUE - Slackin’ Tuesdays; WED - Dub Step Wednesdays

Hand Jive Jazz Trio

The Easy

Thr Shrine: Group Art Show/Afrobeat

MON - Open Mic; WED - Common Ground

Cabaret D’Amour $15, 9pm

The Unsung Mighty Few $10, 10pm

AnDen $8, 10pm

WED - Ladies’ Night, $10, 10pm

Dance Hall

DJ Nature Boy

DJ Nature Boy

Wavetrain $5, 9pm

Studio 142 w/ DJ Ray Masters; $10, 10pm

A Kettle Prime $10, 10pm

Orin & Junior

Dave Carroll No cover

Dave Carroll No cover

Erin Smith No cover

MON - Peter; TUE - Live Jazz; WED - Whaleshark, No cover

Quiz Night w/ DJ Chile Dog; 8pm

Pau Hanas

Ryan Robinson 10pm

Ms. Beaver

MON -Jordan & Friends; TUE - Dart Night

Cherryette Sapphire

Sweetspot

Karaoke

Pool Tournament

TUE - Pool Night; WED - Jam Night

Brian Evans

Mad Hatter’s Ball w/ DJ Michael Fong; $5, 10pm

Club Ultra Fab; $5, 10pm

Ladies’ Night

Pac Vibe

Karaoke

Karaoke

TUE - Pool Tournament; WED - Ladies’ Night

AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-1011

CAFE MARC AUREL 28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CELLAR 744 744 Front St., Lahaina 661-3744

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema, Lahaina - 667-0908

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

EHA’S POOL BAR 1234 Lower Main, Wailuku - 242-1177

GIAN DON’S 1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-4041

GREEN LEAF SPORTS BAR 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

Teen Night (ages 14-18)

TUE - LahainaJam/Open Mic; WED - Black Powder Band TUE - Danyal Alana

WED - Wii Game Night w/ DJ David

Jimmy Mac & the Kool Kats; $5, 10pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199

Rampage

Rampage

The Edge

Karaoke Night

MON - Karaoke Night; TUE - DJ Nexus; WED -Pac Vibe (No cover)

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

MON-WED - Karaoke

JACQUES 120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

launching a new small business within the

Art Exhibition - Shawn Ardoin knows fish. His

FRIDAY, JUL 17

Hawaiian isles, including available resources and

work consists of mixed media on canvas boldly por-

Retired doctor and Vegetarian Society of Hawaii

Storytime Under the Tree - Starts with the reading of a children’s storybook, followed by games and a visit from a favorite storytime character. Theatre Theatre of Maui will give a song preview of their upcoming Beauty and the Beast performance afterward. Free. 11 a.m.-12 p.m. Barnes & Noble, 325 Keawe St., Ste. 101. 808-662-1300.

founder William Harris will discuss the ways in

Olowalu Work Day - A chance to help restore

which we have gone wrong in our methods of food

this swath of this vital West Maui cultural area to its

marketing techniques. . 8:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. VITEC

Be the Match - Dr. Wong has helped many Valley

traying colorful marine life. A chance to talk story,

- MCC Office of Continuing Education and

Isle residents, and, having been recently diagnosed

have a glass of wine and check out his stuff. Free. 7

Training,. 984-3231.

with leukemia, now needs their help. Come give a

p.m. Maui Hands Galleries, 612 Front St. 573-2021.

School Supplies Giveaway - Church of the Good Sheherd is giving away 50 packets of school supplies to students in need on a first come, firstserved basis. 5 p.m. Basketball Court, Kahekili

small cheek sample to see if your tissue type matches his. It’s painless and you may end up saving a live. 8:30-11 a.m. Kaiser Permanente Maui

Lani Clinic, 55 Maui Lani Pkwy. 243-6050.

SATURDAY, JUL 18

Lecture: In Search of an Optimal Diet -

cuss the environmental hazards associated with raising

Bikini Car Wash - K0Rock 97.3’s own Holly Rox and the K-Rck cuties will be hosing down your ride to raise funds for Maui girl Jessica Alderson’s voyage to Africa to work in orphanages. Good party, great cause. Donation.

Blackie’s Service Station, Piilani Hwy., Kihei. 875-8866.

and harvesting fish in open-ocean sites. Part of PWF’s

Wo Hing After Dark - A chance

Making Waves lecture series. 6-7:30 p.m. Pacific Whale

to check out some rare Chinese arti-

Foundation, 300 Ma’alaea Rd. 249-8811.

facts and other facets of the olden

Book Signing - Oahu author Dr. Kathryn Waddell

days after the sun goes down. Films

Takara will be signing copies of her new book

on this topic will also screen.

Pacific Raven: Hawaii Poems, a book of poetry on

Happens every Friday. $2. 1-8 p.m.

all things Hawaii. 6:30-9 p.m. Borders Books &

Wo Hing Museum, Front St.,

Music, 270 Dairy Rd., Ste. 190. 877-6160.

Lahaina, 96761. 661-3262.

Talk: Endangerment of the Kumulipo -

Rethinking Sweetness - Over

Biologist Art Medeiros will discuss the sad state of

the

the forest on the south slope of Haleakala, which is

Hoskinson, MD, will discuss various health topics

Moonlight Tidepool Exploration - The Pacific

Bazaar is going retro this year with its “Big Bopper

a tenth of what it used to be, as well of ways to

ranging from type II diabetes to swine flu. Call to

Whale Foundation and Mana Kai Maui Resort pres-

Bash.” Entertainment includes a guitar hero chal-

restore it. Free. 7 p.m. Mayor Hannibal Tavares

reserve. 12-1 p.m. Maui Memorial Hospital

ent this opportunity to see the creatures that hang

lenge, a fashion show, music and more. Vendors

Community Center, 91 Pukalani St. 927-3288.

Auditorium. 442-5063.

out in a south Maui tidepool after sunset. Ages six

will be selling handmade goods and there’ll be a

Cinema Night - Cafe Mambo will be hosting an

Kate Moody - Pianist Kate Moody gives a

and up welcome. $10/$5 keiki. Check-in at 6:15

keiki zone for the little ones. 9 a.m.-1 p.m. 357

evening of classic and cult classic films for the 21

one-time performance Upcountry. $10. 4 p.m.

p.m. 249-8811 ext. 1.

Waiale Rd., Wailuku, 96793. 244-7329.

and older crowd. This week’s flick is Lock, Stock &

Makawao Union Church, 500 Baldwin Ave.

Chamber Golf Tournament - The Maui

Paniolo Plein Air Day - Join Makawao’s

Two Smoking Barrels. 9 p.m. Cafe Mambo, Paia.

283-8991.

Chamber of Commerce’s annual tournament offers

Viewpoints Gallery as some of their top plein air

579-8021.

Fundraiser - Part of the proceeds from pints and

Valley Isle residents a chance to network over a

artists capture the beauty of the Upcountry

Free Recycling - All metals and vehicles will

food sold here tonight will go toward the nonprofit

round of golf. Price includes the chance to win a car,

ranchlands. 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Piiholo Ranch,

be accepted here through Saturday. Call for a

operations of Pacific Whale Foundation. 6 p.m.

a Harley, and ten-thousand dollars as well as a put-

Makawao. 572-5979.

vehicle-drop appointment. 2000 Mokulele

Maui Brewing Co., 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy. 808-

ting contest, a BBQ lunch and the spectacular Gala

Hwy., Kahului. 280-8844.

669-3474.

event. Call to register. $200. The Dunes at Maui

Housing Complex, Wailuku. 244-4656.

Lecture:

The

Dangers

of

Offshore

Aquaculture - MTW’s own Rob Parsons, who should be president - or at least head of DOI - will dis-

course

of

lunch

production. Vegan refreshments will be served.

natural state. 7 a.m. Olowalu Cultural Reserve,

Free. 7 p.m. Kaunoa Senior Center, 401 Alakapa

Honoapiilani Highway (mauka). 214-8778.

Pl., Paia. 298-8544.

Swap Meet - From camo hunting gear and koa

Poetry Presentation - Dr. Kathryn

carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate,

Waddell Takara will present poetry

locally-crafted jewelry, this place pretty much has it

Maps! Links!

Addresses!

Phone #s!

from her recent collection Pacific

all. Killer produce market, too. Admission: 50 cents.

CALENDAR on mauitime.com

Scott

Raven: Hawaii Poems. 7-8:30 p.m.

7 a.m.-12 p.m. Maui Community College, Kahului

Temple of Peace, Haiku. 575-5220.

Harbor side. 877-3100.

Obon Festival - This most color-

Ko’ie’ie Fishpond Workday - Fishponds

ful celebration of departed ances-

were vital to ancient Hawaiians. ‘Ao’ao O Na Loko

tors originates in Buddhism. Check

I’a O Maui seeks to restore this south Maui fish-

out this seasonal ritual to find out

pond to its original state, and invites the public to

more. Free. 8-10 p.m. Kahului

come help. 8-11 a.m. South Kihei Road, Kihei,

Hongwanji

96753. 359-1172.

Mission,

291

S.

Puunene Ave. 871-4732.

Lani Golf Course. 874-7711.

Church Bazaar - Ekalesia O Kupaianaha Church

2009 Wedding Expo - Many broads think weddings are the only important thing that ever

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DA KINE CALENDAR happens. Lots of seemingly unimportant details

of his most recent tracks. Hula dancers will accompa-

niques will be explored. Includes Ernie Larsen’s cre-

are, like, a huge deal for some brides. Here’s a

ny his performance, and he’ll be signing copies of his

ative journaling, etc. Occurs over four consecutive

chance for brides-to-be to get all giddy over wed-

latest release. Free. 5 p.m. Borders Books & Music,

Sundays in Pukalani. Call to reserve.$60. 573-5313.

ding cake, dresses, reception halls and more.

270 Dairy Rd., Ste. 190. 877-6160.

Core Transformation with Ger Lyons -

Yippee. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Wailea Marriott Resort &

Rotary Sunset Celebration - Maui’s newest

Lyons helps workshop participants journey to their

Spa. 283-1114.

chapter of this vital community organization, Rotary

centers to discover and perform what’s keeping

Hana Dialysis Home Fundraiser - This

Club of Valley Isle Sunset will celebrate the anniver-

them from achieving their full potential. A two-day

Summer Kokua Festival Fundraiser will feature

sary of its inception. $40. 5-10 p.m. Ma’alaea Grill,

workshop. $20 suggested donation. Rinzai Zen

music, food, arts & crafts, a bouncy castle and

Maalaea. 280-7811.

Mission, 120 Alawai Rd., Paia. 575-2294.

more. All proceeds benefit the Hana Dialysis

Backyard Jam - This weekly pa’ina features hula

Home. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Hale Pomaika’i, 4351 Hana

performances courtesy of Tihati Productions as well as an all you can eat island food buffet and dis-

Hula Show - A dazzling and reverent demon-

Book Signing - Maui author Sydney Theadora

counted drinks. $30. 5:30 p.m. Sheraton Maui

stration of this most important art. Free. 10 a.m.

will be signing copies of her second book, The

Resort and Spa, 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy. 661-0031.

Queen Kaahumanu Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu

Hawaiian Island of Kahoolawe. Check out the first

Dinner and a Movie - South Maui Sustainability

Ave. 877-3369.

chapter at iuniverse.com. 2 p.m. Barnes & Noble,

presents back-to-back screenings of Revolution

St. Anthony Golf Tournament - This two-per-

325 Keawe St., Ste. 101. 808-662-1300.

Green: The Story of Biodiesel in America and

son scramble tournament benefits education.

Uluwehi Guerrero - On the heels of his latest

Sustainable Living 101: Looking to Maui’s Past to

Hole-in-one prize is $10,000. $125. 7 a.m. Makena

release, this kumu hula and chanter will perform some

Inform a Sustainable Future as well as a locavore

Golf Course. 244-4190.

potluck dinner. 6:30 p.m. Kihei Charter School, 300

Humane Society Summer Camp - This camp

Ohukahi Rd., Ste. 210. 874-5955.

offers keiki a chance to learn about pet care, animal

Kulia I Ka N’u Productions - A most enter-

welfare and more through a series of activities and

taining presentation. 6:30 p.m. Maui Mall, 70 E.

guest speakers. Lasts through Friday, 7/24. $75. 8-

Moonlight Tidepool Exploration - The Pacific

THURSDAY 3–10 PM

UR EX TE ND ED HA PP Y HO $2.50 Drafts $2.50 Mai Tais Pupus $2 OFF Cocktails &

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The After Party

With DJ LXCover Starting at 10 PM • No TUESDAY

DAY TACO TUES aritas

$4 Marg $2.50 Tacos s Equis $2.50 Corona & Do

WEDNESDAY

WET WEDNESDAY with DJ BLAST Ladie’s Night

$1 Wells 10–11 Power Hour Call It ou Y $3 10–Close

Green Drinks - Having beers and pizza while

ent this opportunity to see the creatures that hang

talking story about green issues and business

out in a south Maui tidepool after sunset. Ages six

ideas is a most excellent time. Come see who else

and up welcome. $10/$5 keiki. Check-in at 6:15

is thinking green. They have awesome beers on

p.m. 249-8811 ext. 1.

tap. 6:30 p.m. Flatbread Company, 89 Hana Hwy.,

Community Workday - Tired of seeing all of that litter scattered on the roadway? Do something about it and get a little sun in the process.

Volunteers will be put to work in various spots across the isle. A Community Workday Program event. Islandwide. 877-2524.

Paia. 808-579-8989.

TUESDAY, JUL 21 Hawaiian Music Series - Every second Thursday of the month, Lahaina Restoration Foundation is sponsoring performances by phenomenal Hawaiian music purveyors. The series

Maui Raceway Event - Itching for some adren-

kicks off with a performance by Uncle Richard

aline? This may be your fix. Call for time. Maui

Ho’opi’i. 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Baldwin Home

Raceway Park, Puunene. 281-1273.

Museum Lawn, Front & Dickenson, Lahaina,

Organic Farming Class - This class shows you

96761. 661-3262.

the basics of raising food without the use of pesti-

Laurie Grant: The Ohana Connection - This

cides or chemical fertilizers. Lisa Hotchkiss teach-

spiritual shindig will offer attendees a chance to

es. Find directions at haleakuagardenfarm.com.

journey to the cosmic mother for a crystal healing.

$10. Huelo. 572-9300.

A mental exercise to say the least. Call to reserve.

SUNDAY, JUL 19 Maui Summer Festival - Check out the West Side’s first annual weekly summer festival, which features live music, food, art and a farmer’s market.

Free. 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 96761.

667-2514.

Stand-Up Canoe Race - The Maui Canoe Surfing Association presents Summer Splash, a race that was rescheduled from last week. Call for more info. 8:45 a.m.1 p.m. Ukumehame Beach Park, Lahaina. 281-1214.

Hula Show - Halau Hula O Keola Ali’iokekai gives a most compelling and dazzling performance of this vital tradition. Free. 1 p.m. Maui Mall, 70 E.

Kaahumanu Ave. 871-1307.

and shake it on the beach with Omzone. Free. 4:20 p.m. Kamaole Point. 298-9022.

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11 a.m. or 12-3 p.m. Maui Humane Society,

Puunene. 877-3680, ext. 20.

Whale Foundation and Mana Kai Maui Resort pres-

Sunset Drum Circle - Come and drum, dance

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MONDAY, JUL 20

Hwy., Hana. 250-5963.

Kaahumanu Ave. 871-1307.

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$10. 9 a.m. 871-1110.

Planning Department Testimony Session The public and developers are welcome to testify on the “directed growth” section of the Maui Island Plan. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Kalana Pakui Building,

Wailuku. 270-8244.

Osteoporosis and Exercise - A workshop demonstrating the right kind of moves for osteoporosis sufferers. Dress comfortably for exercise. Free.

11:30 q.m.-1 p.m. Kaiser Permanente Maui Lani

Clinic, 55 Maui Lani Pkwy., Wailuku. 270-7308.

Taking Control of Your Credit - This workshop, led by Delia Wilson, aims to teach you akamai spending and debt practices. Free. 12-1 p.m. Maui

County Business Resource Center, Maui Mall.

873-8247.

Young Adult Book Club - This week’s discussion will focus on TC Boyle’s The Tortilla Curtain.

Core Self Esteem/Image workshops - Sub-

Everyone welcome. Free. 2-3 p.m. Borders Books

personality exploration, auto suggestion tech-

& Music, 270 Dairy Rd., Ste. 190. 808-877-6160.

The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 07/16

Friday 07/17

Saturday 07/18

Sunday 07/19

Monday 07/20– Wednesday 07/22

Vince Esquire Band No cover

Kenny Roberts No cover

Way Back Machine No Cover

Kahala No cover

TUE - Da Ha-Y-ans, No cover WED - Chico & Da Kine, No cover

All Access Smokin Hot Thursdays

TBA

TBA

All Access Rehab Sundays

MON - WED - TBA

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

De Aquino Braddahs

Oren & Junior

KOBE STEAKHOUSE

Karaoke

Karaoke

DJ Motau $5, 10pm

Salsa Night $7, 10pm

TUE - Live Music

Salsa w/ Barbara & Neto No cover, 9pm

Hot Heineken Nights 10pm

Junior & da Boys

TUE - Industry Night

Rock Fever Remedy 9pm

Friday Night Live 10pm

All Access Xclusive Saturdays; $10, 10pm

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB 36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE 355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

KIMOS 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LOS PELONES Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-9900

LULU’S KIHEI 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

Kenny Roberts

MON - Industry Night; TUE - Classic Surf Cinema; WED - DJ

MAI TAI LOUNGE 839 Front St., Lahaina - 661-5288

MAUI BREWING CO. Kahana Gateway Center - 669-3474

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S

The LA Fontains 9pm

844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

DJ Hurricane 9pm

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE

Evan Schulman No cover, 9pm

WED - Open Mic Night

DJ Hurricane $5, 9pm

TUE - DJ Hurricane, $5, 9pm; WED - Kommon Grounds/Mele Pono/Off Tomorrow, $10, 9pm

Curtis Love 10pm

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF

Sounds of Addiction No cover, 10pm

Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

OCEANS BAR & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-2414

PINEAPPLE GRILLE

Catfish Ringo No cover, 10pm

Sounds of Addiction No cover, 6pm

All Access Entourage Fridays; 10pm

Live Music 10pm

Damien Awai

Brian Como & Friends

Scotty Rotten

200 Kapalua Dr. Lahaina - 669-9600

Jimmy Mac & the Kool Kats;10pm

WED - Randall Rospond/Tom Conway

Ryan Silky No cover, 10pm

MON - Dubfire, No cover, 10pm; TUE - Unifires; WED Open Mic WED - Wet Wednesdays w/ DJ Blast, No cover, 10pm

Eclipse Puja With Prem - Vedic Fire Pujas bring

Devotional Yoga, Mantra and Kirtan - Prem

Maui Singles Investment Club - Tue. This

Habitat for Humanity - Sat. Spend a few hours

auspiciousness and burn negativity. After the Puja

Prayojan brings the stories of ancient India alive,

event gives Maui singles a chance to mingle while

helping a family in need get secure shelter. 9 a.m.

there will be a vegetarian pot luck and kirtan.

enabling the listener to glimpse the ecstasy and

learning about investments. 5:30-7 p.m. Cary &

Call for details. 893-0334.

Admission by donation. 4:30-10:00 p.m. (Come

love of the spiritual world. He is expert in devotion-

Eddie’s Hideaway, 500 N. Pu’unene Ave.,

Boo Boo Zoo Volunteer Orientation - Mon.

Anytime). Temple of Peace, 575 Haiku Road

al call and response singing. As seen on Akaku. By

Kahului. 579-9249.

The East Maui Animal Refuge rescues and rehabil-

(Below Haiku Post Office). 281-6022.

Donation. 5-7 p.m. Haiku Marketplace. 281-6022.

Ukulele Lessons - Tue. Learn some strumming

itates goats, sheep, pigs, deer and the like. This nokill shelter invites the public to come help care for

chance to discuss what’s happening in Kihei town

Ongoing

techniques to impress you friends with. Free. 5:45 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 661-5304.

these adorable little guys. It’s probably one of the

and what to do about it. 6:30-8 p.m. Kihei

Building Supplies Drive - Mon-Sat. Donate

Free Yoga Class - Wed. Rejuvenate your senses

most rewarding things one can do. 9 a.m.-12 p.m.

Community Center,. 879-0555.

the old. Find supreme deals on building supplies.

with this Hatha Yoga class. It takes place on the

25 Malu Aina Place, Haiku, 96708. 572-7964.

Solar Eclipse Celebration - This is the

Help a needy family build a decent home. 9 a.m.-4

green between tennis courts. And it’s free. 8-9:15

Economic Systems Reader’s Circle - Tue.

longest Eclipse of the 21st Century. Celebrate it

p.m. 399 N. Market St, Wailuku. 986-8050.

a.m. Waipualani Park, Kihei. 344-8068.

Bring anything having to do with an economic system,

right properly. Hear about the Universal and

Daily Yoga - Daily (except Sun &

Soroptimists

Maui

i.e. a book, magazine or newspaper article or blog

Cosmic Energy at play at this pivotal time. Learn

Wed). Yoga classes for all levels are

Meeting - Wed. Visitors are wel-

postings. This also could include the memoirs, biogra-

a simple and powerful protocol to perform on

offered in lower Kula. Restorative

come at this meeting of business

phies or autobiographies of economists. Novels that

your own body for amplification of Hope. $22.

yoga, asana alignment, vinyasa flow

and professional women that’s ded-

propose economic systems are great to read and talk

icated to improving the lives of

about. The purpose of this circle is for participants to

women and girls in our community.

teach each other about economic systems. 1:35-3:55 p.m. Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 573-3250.

Kihei Community Association Meeting - A

Submit Your

of

Marketplace. 633-4219.

Abelenda instructs. Call for more

Listings

Community Fundraiser - Part of the proceeds

information. Kula. 280-6171.

CALENDAR

4:30 p.m. Hale Mahaolu Elima

from food and drink sold tonight will benefit Ka Ipu

East End Nature Hike - Daily. A

Kukui, an organization that seeks to train tomor-

kanaka tour guide will lead hikers

row’s community leaders. If one needed an

through the Kipahulu area of

on mauitime.com or calendar@ mauitime.com

Community Hall, Kahului. 264-

Mary

Hula Show - Mon. Every week a Polynesian

excuse to imbibe a mai-tai, this would be it. Free.

Haleakala Park, including a bamboo

Higgins, QXC/SCIO practitioner,

halau gives a most colorful performance of this vital

7-10 p.m. South Shore Tiki Lounge, 1913 S. Kihei

forest, Waimoku Falls and Kapahu

helps you energetically rebalance

Rd. 874-6444.

Living Farm, which features lo’i kalo. An excellent

Rutter Requiem - A Singalong - Participation Fee for Singers and Listeners is $15 with one-third

6:30-8:30

p.m. The

Studio

Maui,

Haiku

and women’s yoga classes. Georgi

Dance

1775.

Biofeedback

-

Fri.

island tradition. Free. 10 a.m. Queen Kaahumanu

after living yet another day in a toxin-filled world.

Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave. 877-3369.

way to learn about the area’s history, nature and

Walk-ins only. Sliding scale pricing. 2-5 p.m.

Israeli and International Folk Dancing

culture. Organized by the Kipahulu Ohana. 12:30-4

Dragon’s Den. 573-2424.

- Daily. Israeli and international folk dancing

of that going to National Association for the

p.m. Kipahulu, Hana side. 248-8558.

Job Club - Fri. Get help preparing resumes,

takes place at Grace Church, Kula, Sundays 4-

Mentally Ill (Nami). 7-9 p.m. Iao Congregational

Free

and

contacting prospective employers and interview-

6 p.m. Israeli folk dancing happens at The

Church,. 870-5560.

Counseling - Mon-Fri. Available from the Hawaii

ing. Free. 3-5 p.m. Job Connections of Maui.

Jewish Congregation of Maui, Kihei, Tuesdays

Dept. of Health. Free Hepatits A & B Vaccines also

871-4143.

6-8 p.m. 280-1051.

available. Times and locations vary around the

Papale Pepe Na Kupuna Knitting &

Non-Profit Polynesian Dance -Tue. Support the kids

island. 984-2129.

Crocheting Club - Every Fri & Sat. This group

of the Napili Kai Foundation by watching their Polynesian

Low Cost Accupuncture - Mon-Fri. This

meets every second Saturday and last Friday to knit

dance show. $10 adults, $5 kids. 5:30 p.m. 669-6271.

Upcountry clinic offers treatments for under $30.

and crochet caps, scarves and lap blankets for

Shakin’ Keiki - Fri. Come see little hula dancers in

No appointment necessary. Mon.-Fri., 8-1 and 4-7.

chemo patients, Hale Makua and Women Helping

adorable outfits doing the cultural dance of their ancestors.

1170 Makawao Ave. (Next to Casanova). 276-6037.

Women. 1 p.m. Kahului, call for details. 214-9864.

Free. 3:30 p.m. Lahaina Center, 900 Front St. 667-9216.

WEDNESDAY, JUL 22 Facebook 101 for Businesses - This free workshop shows small business owners the importance of social networking and how to go about getting started with it. 12-1 p.m. Maui

County Business Resource Center, Maui Mall.

873-8247.

HIV/Hepatitis

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Keiki

Kawaianuhealehua holds open hula classes for chil-

Yu-Gi-Oh - Sat. Little gamester get out your cards

Save the Forest - Sun. The Pacific Whale

and get ready for a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament! Free. 3

Foundation is hosting a group of ten volunteers to

dren, teen and adult wahines and kanes. 9 a.m.

After-School Help - Mon-Fri. Hui Malama

p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 661-4766.

pull invasive pine trees near Hosmers Grove.

Maui Waena School.

Learning Center offers after-school homework help

Swimming Lessons - Sun. Valley Isle Aquatics is

Transportation is provided. Pick ups: 7:30 a.m.,

Hula Show - Every Sun & Sat. Get a taste of

and classes for students in need. Call for directions

offering keiki swimming lessons in conjunction with

Harbor Shop, 300 Ma`alaea Rd; 8:15 a.m.,

Hawaiian history and culture. Free. 1 p.m. Maui

and hours. 244-5911.

the County of Maui, Community Classes. Folks can

Upcountry Tavares Community Center. 856-8341.

Mall, Kahului. 877-8952.

Athletic Club Outreach - Every Tue & Thu. Got

call or go to www.valleyisleaquatics.com for further

Volunteer on Vacation - Mon. Get to know

Line Dancing - Sun. Practice your tush push ya’ll

tough kids? Get them instruction on Olympic

information. 12:15-4:15 p.m. Kihei Aquatics Center.

Maui better by volunteering time to one of many

and come on down for some line dancing by the

weightlifting, power lifting, body building and

572-4665.

important environmental projects. Meet local

Maui Paniolo Posse. Lessons: 6:30 p.m.; Dancing:

sports-specific weight training by an

Yo Yo Workshop & Demo -

experts and learn about the history and environ-

7 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall.

experienced team of coaches. Ages

Sun. Yo Yos are silent when used

ment of the land and get a free t-shirt from the

properly, so encourage your kids to

Pacific Whale

use them frequently and finally get

Honokowai. 249-8811.

High Hopes Square Dance Club - Mon. A place for beginners to pick up some steps and seasoned square dancers to show off their moves.

Free. 7 p.m. Hannibal Tavares Community Center,

11-19. Free. 4:45-6 p.m. St. Mark

Weightlifting Hall, Good Shepherd Episcopal Church, Wailuku. 2444656.

Free Keiki Art Classes - Every

91 Pukalani St., Pukalani. 572-0671.

Pipe Up - Mon. No experience is needed for drummers and bagpipers at these open, free lesson and practices for the Isle of Maui Pipe Band. 6 p.m. Call for directions. 876-0154.

See into the

future

some peace and quiet! Free. 4-5 p.m. Maui Toy Works. 661-5304.

sons for people 55 or better. 8:30-10 a.m. Kaunoa

Senior Center, Sprecklesville. 270-7313.

Swing & Lindy Hop Dancing - Mon. You’re

series of Ashtanga yoga moves is performed in the Tradition of Shri K Pattabhi Jois. $10 suggested

classes island wide. MON - Lahaina

cian Neil Bruce. Free. 2:30-4 p.m.

donation. Mon-Fri 10 a.m. & 6 p.m.; Sun 11 a.m.

Surf Hawaiian Housing, 3-5 p.m.

Makawao Public Library. 573-5313.

Spreckelsville (Call for details). 269-9003.

on mauitime.com

a.m. Ka Hale A Ke Ola, Wailuku, 4-6 p.m. WED Honokowai Kau Hale, 2:30-4:30 p.m. THU - Paia Elementary, 2-4 p.m. FRI - Kahekili Terrace, Wailuku,

West Side Storytime - Every Tue & Sat.

a.m.; Sat., 11 a.m. Barnes and Noble, Lahaina.

Keiki Shots - Wed. (Central Maui) Health coverage

2 DJs, 4 Turntables

is a tough thing to come by these days. Bring chil-

DEL SOL • CIA

dren up to the age of 18 without medical insurance

No Cover 50% off for S.I.N.

in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records.

Walk-in basis. Free. 12-3 p.m. Wailuku Health

Center. 984-8260.

DJ CIA

Keiki Issues? - Thu. The Parent Project, a pro-

Suck My Beat

gram for parents of strong willed children. Wrestle the phone away from the child and make that call.

Free. 6:30-8:30 p.m. Hui Malama Learning Center.

289-5050.

DJ ASTRO RAPH

Toddler Story Time - Thu. Brush up on the latest in children’s books with your little one. Free. 10 a.m. Makawao Public Library. 573-8785.

Happy Hour All Night

No Cover 6–9pm

$2 Casa del Sol OFF WHISKEYS $7 10pm–2am TEQUILA TWILIGHTS

DJ CIA $2 OFF TEQUILAS

DUB STEP

50% OFF WINE LIST

DJ NATURE BOY No Cover 10pm

New Weekend Early Bird Dinner Specials 5–7PM Fri–Sun

Wednesday Quiz Night

6:30 Test your knowledge

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an ancient self-healing system based on Chi Gung,

Program - Mon-Fri. Learn names of fish you’ve

this movement series releases stress, lessens pain

seen while snorkeling and how to protect Maui’s

and illness, and increases energy for cancer recov-

reefs at PWF’s free Coral Reef Information

ery and prevention. Free. 3-4 p.m. Kahului YMCA.

Station. 8 a.m.-12 p.m. Ulua Beach, Wailea. 808-

243-2999.

249-8811.

Lahaina Canoe Club Weekly Paddle - Daily.

Kanaha Beach Project - Every Tue & Thu. Join

Get buff, talk story, check out the scenery. Thu., 8

Patients - Every Tue & Thu. Using Dragon & Tiger,

group leader Val Magee in helping restore the natu-

a.m.; Sun., 10 a.m. Hanako’o Beach Park (Canoe

ral landscape. Bring water, snacks and sunscreen.

Beach). 870-6466.

Meet at the Canoe Hale. 8:30 a.m.-11:30 a.m.

Maui Croquet Club - Every Sun, Tue & Thu. You

Kanaha Beach Park. 808-294-8811 ext. 1.

could be an amazing croquet player and not even

Save Honolua - Tue. Meeting to inform, educate

know it. No mallet? No problem. 2-5 p.m.

and involve the community on the proposed devel-

Waipuilani Park, Kihei. 879-0087.

opment of Honolua Bay. 6:45 p.m. Lahaina Civic

Group Run - Wed. Group meets at Kihei

Center. 870-0052.

Community Center. Open to runners of all ages and

Smarter than a Sand Crab? - Mon-Fri. Get

fitness levels. Sponsored by Valley Isle Road

free info about marine life and answers to all

Runners. Free. 5:30 p.m. Piilani Highway and

those pesky questions that keep you up all night

Lipoa Parkway.

at this PWF info stand. 8 a.m.-1 p.m. Ulua Beach,

Paddling for Women Cancer Survivors -

Wailea. 249-8811.

Every Mon & Wed. Get together with the Pink

Weed and Pot Club - Wed. Did that get your

Ladies of Mana’olana for canoe paddling.

attention? Push up your sleeves and rake, hoe

Sponsored by the Pacific Cancer Foundation. 8:30

and pull weeds in a beautiful garden setting.

a.m. Maui Canoe Club. 243-2999.

8:30-10:30 a.m. Maui Nui Botanical Gardens,

Tai Chi - Every Mon & Fri. Get your Tai Chi in dur-

Kahului. 249-2798.

ing your lunchbreak with Dr. Lorrin Pang. Free.

Maui Coastal Land Trust Service Project

noon-12:45 p.m. State Building Plaza, Wailuku.

- Fri. PWF’s Volunteering on Vacation program

984-8200.

gives you a chance to help save unique dune

Free Racquetball Lessons - Sat. Yoofs aged

ecosystems in Waihee. Help weed out invasive

13-17 can learn oforehand, backhand and other

plants and get a free t-shirt for your efforts!. 7:45

serving techniques. Games will be played for

a.m.-12 p.m. Maui Coastal Land Trust, Waihee.

the course’s final four weeks. Course goes until

808-294-8811.

July 18. 10 a.m.- 12 p.m. Maui Family YMCA.

Honokowai Valley Restoration - Sat. Visit

242-9007.

Maui’s Best Irish Pub

remote Honokowai Valley, and help save archeolog-

Kimo’s 32nd Annual Longboard Contest -

IRISH H MUSIC C FRIDAY with h Kevin n O off the e Celtic c Tigers

ical sites of old Hawaii, pull invasive plants and pos-

Every Sun & Sat. In memory of Rob Thibault, this

sibly plant native species. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Honokowai

no cord, single fin 9 ft.+ contest is now in the hold-

Valley, West Maui. 808-294-8811 ext. 1.

ing period. Competition happens every weekend,

Volunteers Needed - Daily. Volunteers, poten-

granted there are waves. Call Jack Starr for more

tial board members, etc. for 12-year native restora-

info. 205-9500.

tion project coastline North Kihei, which is subject

Volleyball Day - Sat. Bump, set, spike! Open

Open n forr Lunch h & Dinner..

$2 2 BUD D LIGHT T DRAFT

Wharf Center, Lahaina • 661-8881 1913 SOUTH KIHEI RD

Daily Onsite Coral Reef Naturalist

Story Time - Thu. Keiki story time and crafts. Free.

10 a.m. Hawaiian Village Coffee, Kahana. 665-1114.

Trip Hop-Downtempo-Acid Jazz-Breaks

Healing Movement Classes for Cancer

Lahaina’s biggest bookseller is hosting keiki story time, so get them hooked on reading early. Tue., 10

10PM – No Cover

Environment

Baha’i Faith Maui Center, 9:30-11:30 a.m.;

more info call 661-0111.

ERIN SMITH

Sports/Fitness

terminds age 8-12. Taught by magi-

Society offers free children’s art

and anything else rooted in jazz in this exploration p.m. Kenolio Recreation Center, 131 S. Kihei Rd.,

p.m.

Ashtanga Northshore - Daily (except Sat). This

3-6 p.m. Haiku Boy’s and Girl’s Club, 3-5 p.m. For

Kihei, 96753. 344-8180.

a.m.-3

cooler than you think. For little mas-

CALENDAR

money, baby. This group incorporates rock, hip hop of this very much alive and kickin’ dance form. 7-10

9

Keiki Chess Club - Mon. Chess is

Mon, Tue, Wed & Fri. Lahaina Arts

TUE - Baha’i Faith Maui Center, Makawao, 9-11 Senior Line Dancing - Mon. Line dance les-

Foundation!.

www.mulligansatthewharf.com

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to a great number of environmental threats. Call

to everyone. Free. 12 p.m. Kamaole III Beach

250-6253.

Park, Kihei.

The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 07/16

Friday 07/17

Saturday 07/18

RB STEAKHOUSE 2290 Kaanapali Pkwy - 661-3123

SANSEI - KAPALUA 115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

SANSEI - KIHEI 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116 -879-0004

Bingo Pajama

Unifires

Karaoke

Karaoke

TBA

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

Live Hip Hop

Dig me Deb BDay Bash

Kamaaina Night

MON - Ladies’ Night; TUE - Ryan from Silky Ringo; WED - TBA

DJ Sonny No cover, 10pm

DJ Magnetic No cover, 10pm

Rob Yamanoha No cover, 10pm

MON - DJ Blast; TUE - DJ Nature Boy; WED - ADD Twins; All no cover, 10pm

Kanekoa

Kenny Roberts

Karaoke

MON - WED - Karaoke

SANTA FE CANTINA 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7805

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

Monday 07/20– Wednesday 07/22

Live Music

Kahana Gateway, Kahana - 669-8889

RUSTY HARPOON

Sunday 07/19

DJ Slackin No cover, 10pm

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

MON - Silky Ringo;TUE - Willie K

STELLA BLUE’S 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-3779

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR

Crunch Pups $3, 9pm

1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

TIFFANY’S 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052

TIMBA 505 Front St, Ste. 212, Lahaina - 661-9873

TIP-UPS TAVERN 1279 2. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

UNISAN 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku - 244-4500

WATERCRESS

Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9350

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

Lounge Music 9pm

Uncovered w/ Q Ross 9pm

Passion w/ DJ Del Sol $10, 9pm

Karaoke

MGM

Off Tomorrow

WED - Freshly Squeezed w/ Daniel J Gina Martinelli / Open Mic Night

Karaoke

MON - DJ Slackin; TUE - Billy & the Bad Dogs WED - Rick G MON - WED - Karaoke

Live Music

Karaoke

Karaoke

MON -Karaoke; TUE - Pac Vibe; WED - Karaoke

Karaoke

Badminton Nights - Mon. West Maui Parks and

by way of road signs and the like. Free. 11 a.m.-5

Organic Farmers Market - Sat. Fresh produce

Cheeseburger In Paradise - Mon, Tue, Scotty

Recreation presents this opportunity for folks to

p.m. Schaefer International Gallery, MACC, One

that’s cheaper than the grocery store. 6:30 a.m.-

Rotten; Wed, Fri, Harry Troupe; Thu, Sat, Sun,

play this most delightful shuttlecock-centric sport.

Cameron Way. 242-7469.

noon. Eddie Tam Memorial Center.

6-9 p.m. Lahaina Civic Center, 1840 Hono`apiilani

Hwy. 661-4685.

Art

Farmers market, Art/Craft Fairs Farmers’ Market and Craft Fair - Every Tue,

Altered Forms: A Ceramic Exhibition Daily. A showcase of Hawaii artists that highlights strange and new ways of dealing with ceramics. 10

Meet the Artists - Daily. Every day the Four Seasons’ resident artist will be on hand to discuss his

and Spa, 3900 Alanui Dr., Wailea, 96753. 874-8000.

Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Erin Smith; Fri, Sat, Dave Carroll; Sun, Wed, Whale Sharks; Mon, Mickie

Hawaiian Village Coffee. Kahana Gateway location,

Moore; Tue, Jazz; . all sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf

Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Poetry Slam - Every First Fri. Poets 13 and over

Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat Ernest

are encouraged to share their stuff with the First

Pua’a; Sun,Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret Roback.

Friday crowd. Pieces are limited to three minutes.

Ho`olokahi Arts & Crafts Fair - Every Tue &

Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Braddah Brian

$5. 8 p.m. The Promenade (Wailuku Food Court),

Fri. Fresh flower lei-making classes from 9-11 a.m.

& Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika;. Sat, “TBA”; Sun,

2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-3993.

Ryan Tanaka & Friends; Mon,Oversized Productions;

Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night

Tue, Roy & Friends; Wed, An Den. Late sets 6-8:30

with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc

p.m. 2435 Ka`anapali Pkwy, Building P, 667-6636.

Aurel, Wailuku, 244-0852.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Mon-Sat, Acoustic

Poetry Reading - Every second Tue, read your

music. All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi`ilani

Wed, Fri & Sat. Great deals on locally grown produce and locally made goods. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. Maui

Mall, Kahului. 871-1307.

on Fridays. 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Wailea Beach Marriott

Resort south lobby. 879-1922.

or her work. 8 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Ohana Farmers & Crafters Market - Every Tue, Wed & Fri. 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu WOW! - Wed. Every Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays

Poetry Open Mic - Every night is open mic night at

call 665-1114.

a.m.-5 p.m. Hui No’eau Arts Center, Makawao.

572-6560.

Brooks McGuire. All sets 4:30-10:30 p.m. 811 Front

St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Shopping Center. 877-3369.

original work, your favorite poem, or just come to

Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787.

Farmers Market of Maui - Every Mon, Wed &

be inspired. Free. 6:30 p.m., Lahaina Public

Fri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh

Kimo’s - Mon- Wed, Sat, Sun, Sam Ahia. Fri,

Library, 662-3950.

deAquino Bradaz. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front

Open Mic - Every Saturday the Maui Media Lab

St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Honokowai Farmers Market - Every Mon, Wed

hosts an open mic night for poets, musicians and

& Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and

Leilani’s On The Beach - Fri, Scott Baird;. Sat,

others who want to be heard. Sessions are record-

canned goods. 7-11 a.m. Lower Honopiilani Hwy.

JD and Harry; Sun, Kilohana. All sets 2:30-5 p.m.

ed and fed to the internet. All ages are welcome.

2435 Ka`anapali Pkwy, Building J, 661-4495.

tos in this vivid and diverse exhibit. 10 a.m.-6 p.m.

Napili Craft Fair - Every Mon, Wed & Sat.

Free. 6-9 p.m., Maui Media Lab, Baldwin Ave,

Maui Hands Galleries, 84 Hana Hwy. 579-9245.

Proceeds earned from sales of these locally-

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presents live island music, gallery receptions, artist appearances and more. Featured artists this week include the Twins and Ben Kikuyama, whose work will be on display at Lahaina Gallery. 6:30-8 p.m.

897-6770 x2.

Photography Show - Daily. Eight of Maui’s top photographers will exhibit some of their best pho-

Art Night - Fri. Stroll through Lahaina Town’s many art galleries. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action and refreshments. Each week fea-

produce. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 61 S. Kihei Rd.

crafted goods go to Maui Family Support Services. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Napili Plaza, Napili,

Resort Craft Fair - Every Wed & Fri. Hawaiian

week include the Twins, whose work will be on dis-

arts and crafts. 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Renaissance Wailea

play at Lahaina Gallery. Free. 6:30 p.m. Lahaina.

Beach Resort.

661-6284.

Aloha Craft Fair - Fri. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Maui

Deybra Fair & Wayne Zebzda - Daily (except

Mall. 872-4320.

Sun & Mon). Maui-based Fair exhibits her towers

KBH Craft Fair - Fri. Cultural crafts and live

constructed from found objects. Zebzda, who comes from Kauai, has chosen to express his vision

demos. 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Ka`anapali Beach Hotel

lobby. 667-5978.

& Pro Ed; Sat, Mark & Mike. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844

DINNER MUSIC

Front St., 667-7758.

Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Fri, Hawaiian music

96791. 242-0900.

tures a different guest artist. Featured artists this

Moose McGillycuddy’s, Lahaina - Fri, Llayne

WEST MAUI

with Uncle Louie. 5-7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center,

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed-Fri, John Kane;

Lahaina, 661-8881.

Sat, Harry Troupe; Sun, Greg DiPiazza; Mon, Tue,

Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain

Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front

Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m.

St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Canoes - Sun, Jazz w/ John Maritano, Brian

Rusty Harpoon - Thu, George Kahumoku, Jr., 7-

Cuomo & Friends. 3-6. 1450 Front St., Lahaina.

9 p.m., Tue, Willie K., 7-9 p.m., Wed., Evan

661-0937.

Schulman, 7-9 p.m. 2290 Kaanapali Pkwy.,

Ka’anapali. 661-3123.

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Santa Fe Cantina - Tue, Ryan from Silky Ringo; 5-

Stella Blue’s - All sets 4-6 p.m. Thu, Steve

8 p.m. Fri, Mike Carrol & Friends, 4-7 p.m. Sat, Damien

Sargenti; Fri, Ahamanu Elu; Sat, Joe Bennett;

Awai; 5-8 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7805.

Mon, Mondokane; Tue, Tom Conway; Wed, Dan

Hana Hou Cafe - Wed, Dorothy Betz and Les

Sea House Restaurant - Thu, Fri & Sat, Kincaid

& Anne. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-874-3779.

Adam with Vince Esquire. Thu, Haiku Hillbillys.

Basques; Su, Andrew Kaina; Mon, Albert Kaina, Tue,

Taqueria Cruz - Tue & Sat Live music. All sets 6-

Kincaid Basques; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets except

9 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei. 875-2910.

Sat. 7-9 p.m. Sat set is 6:30-9p.m. Napili Kai Beach

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café - Wed, Sat,

Resort, 5900 Honoapi`ilani Rd., Napili, 669-1500.

Merv Oana; Sun, Howard Ahia Thu; Fri Margie; Tue

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Jamie Lawrence. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at

Wailea, 875-9983.

Beach Bums Ma’alaea - Tue, Randall Rospond, 5-8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd. 243-2286.

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho; Fri, Gina Martinelli; Sat, Bobby Ingram; Sun

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Lum; Sun, Raz Shaggai; Wed, Scott Baird Duo. All

Tropica - Thu, Fri & Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat &

sets 6-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery,

Mon, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Keali’i Lum; Tue, Steve

575-2661.

Sargenti. All sets 6-9 p.m.

Moana

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Bakery - Wed, Benoit

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Flatbread Pizza - Every first Wed, Tom Conway

Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu, Steve Repollo

& Randall Rospond. 6-9 p.m. Flatbread Pizza, 89

and Alan Villeran; Sat, Mon, Island Style Trio with

Sultry Sunday w/ Gene and Makana, Mon, Bobby Ingram & Friends; Tue, Halemanu; Wed, Mondo

S. Kihei Rd. 879-2607.

Kane. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel,

Green Banana Cafe Music - Tu, Shea Argel.

Haui’s Life’s A Beach - Thu, Erin Smith. 1913

2259 S. Kihei Rd., 874-6284.

Th, Indio. Sa, Soundwave, 6-8 p.m. Green Banana

Hana Hwy., Paia. 579-8989.

Cafe-The Shops at Paia Bay, Paia. 579-9130.

CENTRAL MAUI Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Cafe - Fri. Joe

3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883 Ma`alaea Grill - Thu, Fri, Sat, Benoit Jazz Works.

Wed., Kenny Roberts. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea

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Jazzworks; 6:30-8:30 p.m. Fri., Poni Brendan, 6:30-

month: Henry Keialoha Allen. 5:30-7:30 p.m. 2960

Longhi’s - Sat, acoustic music. 10:30-11 p.m.

sets 6-9 p.m.

Sat, Live music. Mon., The Hula Honeys. All

Five Palms Maui - Music every third Tue, this

South Kihei Rd., 891-8010.

Ono Bar & Grille - Fri, Brian Haia; Sat, Keali’i

RESORT SHOWS

Cano and Eddie Aviles, 6:30-9 p.m. 335 Hoohana

WEST MAUI

St., Kahului. 877-6000.

hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson; Sat, Mon, Nils and Anastasia; Sun, Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria; Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly.

■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA

3850 Wailea Alanui, 875-1234

Café Marc Aurel - Live Music on various days.

■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA

Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market St.,

200 Nohea Kai Dr, Lahaina, 661-1234

Wailuku, 244-0852.

Umalu - Thu, Off Tomorrow, 6-9; Live music

p.m.; Mon, Acoustico, 7 p.m. Tue, Louise & Ortiz;

Kahului Ale House - Thu, O‘Kaleo. 5 p.m. Wed,

nightly All sets 4-6 & 7-9p.m. Torch lighting cere-

6:30-8:30 p.m.; Wed, John Cruz, 7:30 p.m. 100

Kilohana. 6 p.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave.,

mony nightly.

Kahului. 877-9001.

■ KAANAPALI BEACH CLUB

4100 Wailea Alanui, 875-4100

Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Main Street Bistro - Th-Fri, Rhythm & Blues

104 Ka`anapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000

Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Sat, Erin Smith; Mon, Rob Yamanoha. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei

with Freedom. 5-7:30 p.m.. 2051 Main St.,

Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu, Live music; Fri,

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE

Rd., Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444.

Wailuku, 244-6816.

Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue,

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131

Harbor, 243-2206.

Mulligan’s on the Blue - Thu, Rick Glencross Fri, Gail Swanson; 6-8 p.m.; Sun, Celtic Tigers, 6:30

Humuhumunukunukuapua`a - Nightly, 5:30 p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo. ■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI

Ernest Pua`a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

■ KA`ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL

2525 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 661-0011 Tiki Courtyard -

Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

Sun-Thu, Leokane, 6 p.m.

Wailea Wednesdays w/ WIllie K - Wed, 7:3010 p.m.

■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA

3750 Wailea Alanui

Friday, Halau Friday Hula show. 6-9 p.m.

East Wing - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth.

■ KAPALUA RESORT

Lower Courtyard - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie

1 Bay Drv. Lahaina, 669-6400

Lawerence and Friends.

Merriman’s - Fri & Sat. Ranga Pae, 5:30-

■ WAILEA MARRIOTT

8:30 p.m.

■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT

5900 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500

3700 Wailea Alanui, 879-1922 Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly, Hula dancing.

6-9 p.m.

Thu, Fri, Tue. Kincaid Kupahu; Sat, Coelho Morrison; Sun & Wed, Andrew Kaina; Mon, Albert Kaina. All

Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly, Live music. 9-

sets 7-9 p.m.

11 p.m.

■ RITZ CARLTON

■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL

1 Ritz Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200

5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111

The Lounge - Sun, Ron; -Mon, Joshua K; Tue,

Molokini Lounge - Mon, Wed, Fri, Sat, Mele

Tarvin; Wed, Howard, Thu, Hallie.; Fri, Espresso;

`Ohana Duo. Tue, Thu Ron Kuala’au; Sun-Thu sets 6-

Sat, Crazy Fingers. Sun-Thu 7-10 p.m., Fri-Sat 7:3011 p.m. 6:15-9:45 p.m.

■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT

9 p.m.; Fri, Sat sets 6-10 p.m. Sun, Mele `Ohana Duo, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Mon, Wed, Fri, Hula performance, 6-6:45 p.m.

2780 Keka`a Dr., Ka`anapali, 661-3611

EAST MAUI

Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat, Live Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m.

■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI

■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL

Hana, 248-8211

2605 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar - Live music nightly, All sets 6-8

Paniolo Lounge - Thu-Sun, Live music. 6:309:30 p.m.

p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly.

■ THE WESTIN MAUI RESORT & SPA

2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525

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It’ll pass soon.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) When young bull elephants begin to mature, they start to cause problems for the females in their herd. Eventually, the herd’s guiding matriarch casts them out. After that, they survive on their own or in the company of other young males in the same situation. Obviously, they are compelled by the hormones and instincts inherent to their species—but are you? You’re risking a wonderfully comfortable and secure situation with your questionable behavior. Some people have already been very tolerant and understanding, but their patience has limits. Sooner or later, it’ll be too much trouble to put up with that stuff, and they’ll stop doing so. Unless you’d rather it be sooner than later, I’d quit that shit, cold turkey.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Almost as much of our oil goes into our food as into our cars, because people insist on eating food that was grown or produced far away from where they live. If everyone in America ate just a single meal a week composed entirely of local organic meat and produce, we’d reduce national oil consumption by over a million gallons every week. Small changes can make a big difference, and make you happier and healthier in the process. Remember that this week; there’s no need for massive difficult-to-implement overhauls of your entire life; slight course corrections will not only get you efficiently to where you want to go, but do so in a much richer and more enjoyable way.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) There’s a vast difference between the sex you read about in a smutty romance novel and what you actually have in real life. Likewise, a sitcom family is not a real family. Trying to compare the two, or worse, recreate fiction in your day-to-day, is just an all-around bad idea. It will only lead to dissatisfaction and misery for all concerned—you because you’re disappointed, and everyone else because there’s just no way they can live up to your literally unrealistic expectations. Keep fiction where it belongs and learn to see and enjoy real life for all its beautiful, fascinating, and confounding imperfections.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

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The worst thing you can do is try to drive someone away by making things unpleasant for them (covertly or openly). I see employers do this to employees and people doing it to lovers they’d like to be rid of. It’s pretty much the cruelest way to bring about the outcome you want. Please try to take the kinder, if more difficult approach: being direct and firm. That takes guts, honesty, and a willingness to “be the bad guy.” But let’s face it—in this particular instance, you are. Own up to it, so you don’t have to be the sly villain who plots in secret—instead you can be the one everyone is at least half rooting for.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) What would you do if I told you that there were eleven different ways you could make the person you love most cry out in pure delight, right now, but you only knew less than five of them? Hopefully, if you were a dedicated friend/lover, you would seek to discover at least a few more. Make it your goal to evoke an exclamation of joy from that special someone at least once a week for the next three months, without ever repeating your methods. Why shouldn’t you? There’s nothing but win in that plan, for all concerned.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Some people can’t help being ugly on the outside, but no one really needs to be ugly on the inside.

Everyone can cultivate qualities people frequently find beautiful, such as compassion, generosity, kindness, humor, and selflessness. That kind of beauty transcends and outlasts the physical kind, anyway.

Regardless of how gorgeous your particular bag of skin and hair is, focus intensely this week on cultivating and exemplifying the standards of inner beauty for which you should be best known. If you’re relying on your sparkling smile and killer abs to carry you through the world, you’re doing it wrong.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Just as you can’t fault a tree for extending its branches to better catch the light, you can’t blame the humans you know for growing in ways designed to help them get the things they need (or think they need, anyway). Yet that is essentially what you’re doing: getting pissed at someone for pursuing their desires, most of which lie outside the realm of conscious thought and well-researched decisions. Stop being so judgmental. Climb down off your high horse, and either help them get what they’re reaching for, or get the hell out of their way.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) You’re like a spider who thinks she’s got her prey all securely wrapped up in her web; she thinks it has no choice but to sit tight until she’s ready for it. To her dismay, she may discover that it was actually only humoring her. As soon as it gets bored, it can easily rip free of her little “trap” and be on its merry way, leaving behind a swathe of silken destruction. Get the picture? Don’t count on anyone just sticking around and waiting around for you. You haven’t got that much power and you’re not that compelling.

Make hanging around worth their while—or they won’t.

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