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Pat Borge RUNNING FOR: Councilmember, MakawaoHaiku-Paia District
What’s the most difficult thing that’s ever happened to you?
OCCUPATION: Owns and operates Makena Stables with his wife, Helaine
Probably the hardest thing was to get my house. I had to work very hard to try to get a down payment. Thank God I had friends. You know, locals always say, “No can, but can,” and that’s what I say. Never give up. A lot of people think they won’t be able to make it on this island, but with the right people in government we can do it.
MAUI TIME WEEKLY: Why should people vote for you? PAT BORGE: Because I care. I was born and raised on Maui, and I think it is time for a change. It’s time for local citizens to have a voice, and I want to be the people’s voice.
What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you? Well, I got bucked off in an arena at a rodeo in front of hundreds of people. That was pretty embarrassing.
What’s the biggest problem facing your district? The infrastructure. It’s everything from the roads to affordable housing.
What’s the last book you read? Actually, it was a book about that surfer, Eddie Aikau. It’s called Eddie Would Go.
If you’re elected, what are you going to do about the infrastructure?
What are your feelings on Hawaiian sovereignty? I have a lot of friends who are Hawaiians, and they have their rights. As the host culture, they should be treated with respect, and they should have a say in the direc-
tion Maui is going, too. As for sovereignty, I support it. But the only way Hawaiians are going to be sovereign is to be one. Against the United States of America, they cannot be divided. All right, now we’ll try some word association. I say a word and you say the first thing that comes to mind. Superferrry.. Public hearings. I’m a firm believer in public hearings. Okay, next word: George W. Bush.
What is your favorite thing about Maui?
The people. No question about it.
Need controlled growth.
Who is the person you most admire?
Let’s see, I better say my wife, huh?
Well, I’m in the tourist business. We need quality not quantity.
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Parking Lot of Trouble
Wailuku Town edges toward ‘revitalization’ Many years ago, the County of Maui used eminent domain to raze a small neighborhood of houses in Wailuku between Market and Vineyard Streets to make way for a public 208-stall parking lot. More than adequate to meet Wailuku Town parking needs, the lot has recently taken on an almost frantic importance to those wanting a “catalyst for economic revitalization” in Wailuku. Representing both intense hopes and withering nightmares, the lot has somehow become the most controversial part of town. Ironically, nearly every private developer or local merchant involved in the debate agrees on what to do with the lot: replace it with a giant parking structure holding at least 450 but preferably 700 stalls. But that doesn’t mean it’s going to happen any time soon. Parking in Wailuku Town these days is tough (Note: Maui Time Weekly recently began renting an office next to the lot in question). Most street parking is limited to two hours, which Maui Police Officer Keith Taguma relentlessly patrols in his little meter maid cart. The public lot, with its rows of cracked and unstriped but still precious 12-hour stalls, understandably fills by 8 a.m. In the old days, the county would simply identify that Wailuku’s current size and population demands at least a couple hundred more parking stalls, put out a request for bids to build a garage and appropriate the necessary millions of dollars to build the thing. But today, in this era when government is loathe to spend money, the Maui Redevelopment Agency (MRA) is looking for a way to reverse the principle. Seeing the structure as a potential
Chairman Shigeto “Mustard” Murayama was indignant. “That is not to be presented,” he said. “If I’m challenged in court that’s fine.” That was back on Feb. 2, 2006, when the Liquor Control Board of Adjudication heard the first of two overservice cases against the Makawao restaurant and nightclub Casanova. Murayama’s retired from the board, but his decision is being challenged in court.
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engine of growth, the MRA recently put out a Request for Proposals (RFP) to private developers. Two came back—one from the Blue Hawai’i Realty hui and another from a partnership of Agora Realty and Prudential Iwado Realty— offering massive structures linked to condos, shops and big retail stores. The advantages were compelling: all the commercial and residential development would make the project free to the county— which would give up ownership of the land, though—and Wailuku would get plenty of new growth that would further increase local property values as well as bring in new business to nearby merchants. “We feel it’s important to have people here after 5 p.m.,” bidder Steve Bronstein of the Blue Hawai’i Realty hui told the Wailuku Community Association during its June 21, 2006 meeting at the Good Shepherd Church. But the idea of turning a free, unregulated public parking lot into a privately held and gated parking structure in which
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everyone would have to pay for parking made local merchants nervous. Citing everything from concerns over parking availability to increased traffic caused by all the new development, the WCA ended up voting against recommending any of the proposals to the MRA. For its part, the MRA actually agreed. Well, kind of. Citing the original eminent domain action that built the lot in the first place as well as the community’s queasiness with giving up such a valuable piece of public land, MRA Vice Chairman Lloyd Poelman said during the panel’s June 26, 2006 hearing that, “whoever has control over that lot has the moral obligation to do what’s best for the public’s interest.” But then the panel voted to table the whole matter to their July 21 hearing. Worried that the Maui County Council— though apparently wanting to retain ownership of the lot—would balk at spending $10 million or so on a new parking garage, the MRA members wanted to hear a more detailed discussion of a potential public-private partnership between the County or them and a private developer. As anyone who parks in Wailuku Town knows, there’s nothing easy about finding a place to park. MTW
During the June 1, 2006 Adjudication Board hearing, LC Director Franklyn Silva announced that Casanova hired an attorney and had gone to court to appeal the board’s guilty verdicts in both cases. Board members seemed more concerned with the possibility that they might have to deal with the matters again than with a judge potentially overturning their decisions. There’s certainly plenty for the judge to look at. In the first case, involving a guy who drank beers all day at Iao Valley and then gone home to sleep before going to the club that night, the board found Casanova guilty of serving a drunk customer and failing to exercise due care. The second case, the events of which happened occur on the same day—May 11, 2005—as the first case, dealt with a woman who drank three glasses of wine in three hours. There, the board found Casanova innocent of serving a drunk and of failing to exercise due care, but guilty of letting a drunk on their premises. The first case brought $3,500 in fines—$1,500 of which was suspended pending no further violations that year—while the second case brought a $2,000 fine with $1,000 suspended. The club paid the fines, but in both cases, Casanova general manager Steven Burgelin thought the board was asking his employees to do the impossible: namely, identify and isolate customers who didn’t seem to be intoxicated. “Financially, we would be better off doing nothing,” Burgelin told me. “Our legal expenses cost way more than the fines. But it’s time to make a point.”
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Cunning Lingle What Governor Linda Lingle said in her May 23, 2006 Weekly Radio Address on her 15-20 percent state tax credit for the film industry that goes into effect July 1: “Hawai’i has long been a favorite location for film and television. From South Pacific and Jurassic Park to Hawaii 5-0, Magnum P.I. and Lost, our islands have captivated audiences for decades… Last year film projects spent $100 million in the state, creating hundreds of jobs and generating $160 million in secondary spending and invaluable exposure.”
What she didn’t say: Of those movies and TV programs cited above, three—South Pacific, Hawaii 5-0 and Magnum—all had to be filmed in Hawai’i because they were about Hawai’i. And that’s because mainland people—and people around the world, I suppose—want to see stuff on Hawai’i. Tax credits or no—all three of those shows pre-dated any corporate welfare from Honolulu to the film industry—those shows were coming here, as will future shows like North Shore (whoops, that was cancelled) and Baywatch Hawaii (ditto, though in that case cancellation was a tragedy).
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MAUICOUNTY WEDNESDAY, June 21 Once again, the State of Hawai’i’s legislature leads the nation in introducing bills regulating Genetically Modified Organisms (GMOs). So says a new report put out today by the Pew Initiative on Food and Biotechnology, which I originally thought was a hate group but apparently isn’t. Go figure. Anyway, some of the bills include disclosing GMO crop fields—currently carefully guarded corporate secrets—and doling out liability for GMO-related injuries. None of this stuff passed of course, but still, it’s the thought that counts.
THURSDAY, June 22 Looks like Maui County Council Chairman G. Riki Hokama just fired a shot across the proposed Hawai’i Superferry’s bow. It’s not a particularly powerful shot, but it is very accurate. According to a completely legal but utterly toothless resolution Hokama plans to introduce at an upcoming County Council hearing, the good chairman wants a delay in letting the big Superferries into Kahului Harbor until the whole Harbor Master Plan has been updated to include the boats that will haul passengers, automobiles, U.S. Army trucks and who knows what else between the Hawaiian Islands starting sometime next year. He also wants a full environmental impact study on all this. According to today’s Maui News story on the resolution, Hokama says this is necessary because “questions remain regarding the impact of the Hawai’i Superferry operation on traffic circulation, potential county costs, existing harbor users and other concerns.” Yeah, that’s all great Riki, but where were you last year when locals were blown out of the water when they sued to get a full environmental review? Isn’t it a little late to start agitating for big Superferry study when the state’s already shelling out money?
FRIDAY, June 23 So I guess that war in Iraq is going real
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swell because 86 U.S. Senators voted yesterday to kill an effort to get just about all American soldiers out of Iraq by July 1, 2007. Just 13 senators—including our own Daniel Akaka and Daniel Inouye—voted to stop “staying the course” and end the war. “Absolutely the worst possible thing we could do at this point would be to validate and encourage the terrorists by doing exactly what they want us to do, which is to leave,” thundered a visibly emotional but non-gun-toting Vice President Dick Cheney on CNN. Senator Majority Leader and presidential hopeful Bill Frist (R, Tennessee) agreed, calling the withdrawal plan a “cut and run” move. Got it—any mention at this point of withdrawing U.S. troops from the bloody stalemate that is Iraq would embolden the terrorists and evil-doers. No more talk of withdrawals.
English but I think we all get the idea. Anyway, Case’s “Agenda” is as modest as his backbencher career in the House. First off, presumably because this is the easiest, quickest thing he could do once he becomes 1/100th of the Senate, Case wants to “Balance Our Budget.” “We must run our country’s finances just as we would our personal and business books,” he said in a press release today. Manage the national treasury as if it were our own—isn’t that what exploded the federal budget deficit in the first place? But I digress: Case also wants to do stuff like “Secure Our Homeland,” “Lead Our World,” “Protect Our Earth,” “Fulfill Our Promises” and “Care For Ourselves.” No word yet on why Case didn’t include “Nurture Our Universe” and “Smite Our Evil Alien Overlords” to his agenda.
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Oh wow, look at this: The New York Times is reporting today that General George Casey, who commands all U.S. troops in Iraq, has drafted a plan to pull most American units out of Iraq by the end of 2008, with the first cuts beginning this September. No word yet on whether Cheney and Frist have denounced Casey’s withdrawal plan as just another “cut and run” move, but I’m sure they will shortly… Hey, and while I’ve still got your attention, what’s with todays’ Maui News? On the front page we’ve got a big Associated Press story headlined “Whole pigs, goats next ‘big’ thing in barbecue” about a growing trend in roasting whole animals on massive backyard grills, but on Page A6 there’s a Knight Ridder story on how a new poll shows that one out of every four Americans has no close friends. So I guess all that whole hog grilling is being done by the 75 percent of us who have pals we can confide in, right? Or are we simply becoming a nation of loners who sit on our couches watching The Simple Life while chowing down on immense quantities of pork? Apparently, according to the National Barbecue Association (NBA)— yeah, I didn’t know they existed either—it’s the former. “Doing a whole hog lends a festive atmosphere to things,” NBA Executive Vice President Don McCullough is quoted
Lot going on in the county, what with the County Council getting squeamish over all them building permits they’ve approved and the Paia minibypass road finally opening, but I would be remiss if I didn’t point out today’s CNN story on conservative talk radio host Rush Limbaugh. Court-ordered to avoid all prescription drugs—Rush allegedly gets a little too much relief from the OxyContin—Limbaugh got the shaft at Palm Beach International Airport after Customs agents found a bottle of Viagra prescribed to someone other than Rush Limbaugh in his luggage as he was returning from his Dominican Republic vacation. It’s hilarious, and horrific at the same time. Much like Limbaugh himself, I suppose, except for the hilarious part.
as saying in the AP story. “Everybody wants to see it. It’s like watching a wreck.” That friends, is the quote of the year.
SUNDAY, June 25 Sleeping.
MONDAY, June 26 Akaka won’t debate him—would you?— but our beloved U.S. Representative Ed Case (D, 2nd District) is forging ahead with his campaign to unseat the 81-year-old U.S. Senator. In fact, Case just released his 12point “Agenda for a better America, better world,” which isn’t exactly the Queen’s
Anthony Pignataro’s new 732-point “Agenda for a Better Something or Other” is due out in the fall. MTW
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COMPELLING EXPLANATIONS An Iowa tribunal turned down Chris T. Coppinger’s demand for unemployment benefits in May, following his firing from a charitable fund-raising company in Davenport for various alleged indiscretions. Among the company’s charges was that Coppinger had had sex on top of his desk with a co-worker, but Coppinger argued that that should not be a terminating offense, since many other company employees had had sex on his desk, too.
HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY? Jonifer Jackson, 20, was arrested in Clarksville, Tenn., in April and charged with reckless endangerment for firing a 9 mm pistol while streetpreaching. He told police it was the only way he could get people to listen to him. And Yasuhisa Matsushita, 25,
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Britain’s Prince Philip has for at least 30 years accommodated a tribe of 400 “cargo cult” people on the South Sea island of Tanna, who revere him as the human face of an ancestral spirit, according to June revelations by London’s Daily Mail. Both sides have been discreet, but the prince has acquiesced by sending the tribe signed photographs, including one in which he is holding the traditional war club (even though a totally authentic pose would require that the prince hold it while naked). Cargo cults are so named because, lore has it, an ancient god forecast that one day, wealth would fall from the sky, and then, during World War II, it did, in the form of parachuted-in supplies for American troops who used the islands as staging areas.
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green light. Apparently I didn’t jump as fast as you liked when the light changed because otherwise why would you feel it necessary to drive into the oncoming lane to pass me? I couldn’t believe that you were speeding as well as passing, right where the 20 miles per hour speed limit sign is posted! Did you care that you were within sight of the Kihei Elementary School? Do you not know the rules about driving in a school zone? Or do you just believe the rules don’t apply to you? Either way, you’re just nuts.
For a society utterly dependent on the internal combustion engine, you people sure hate driving. Okay, you don’t hate driving per se, but you hate traffic, speeding, lousy drivers, traffic, loud motorcycles, traffic, arrogant drivers, traffic, traffic, stupid drivers, gasoline thieves and traffic. At least, that’s what you tell us. And it’s all marvelously entertaining, so please keep those Eh Brah! submissions coming. As always, you can send your completely anonymous denunciations of anyone or anything on Maui to Eh Brah!, c/o Maui Time Weekly, 33 N. Market St., Ste. 201, Wailuku, HI 96793 or email them to firstname.lastname@example.org. -The Editors To the pretty lady who tried to drive under my 18-wheeler and then shouted at me when I didn’t stop instantly: You and your little car are very cute, but cuteness doesn’t exactly stop 80,000 pounds of rolling truck. In the traffic situation you and I found ourselves in, you’re obligated to stay in your lane, just as I was staying in my lane. Otherwise, very bad things will happen. See, I really hate doing all the paperwork that comes from someone driving under my truck, to say nothing of the fact that it takes 3,000 miles to get the bloodstains out of my tires. By the way, you’re very cute when you’re angry, and I hope to see you and your little car whizzing merrily around the island for a long time to come. So please be careful. This goes out to that guy who insisted on spying on his soon-to-be ex-wife by speeding up and down our road. You know, there are many keiki who walk on the road, not to mention the various cars that park on both sides of the street. So try driving slow—I suggest the speed limit or perhaps slower when you see kids running around—or else there will be more calls to your employer, whose name is so helpfully printed on the side of your vehicle. I don’t know why you don’t trust your wife, because no one else visits her. Look, whatever you do, just slow down, watch your mouth and don’t upset the neighbors. Also, a lot of us have pets and if you hit one of our pets or keiki—well, I think you get the idea. Slow down! Just wanted to explain to the couple in the blue truck with the camper why I gave them the bird times: your reckless, stupid driving put myself and my family in danger. I was driving the blue van on Kahului Beach Road and you kept trying to merge into my lane. See, if you had hit my van, it would have been on the side where my precious two-month-old daughter was sleeping so peacefully in her car seat. I guess you were too busy rushing to get to the Jack Johnson concert to see passing trivialities like my van. But what was the deal with your chick laughing every time I honked my horn at you or stuck my finger out at you? My husband, who was sitting with my baby, would have given her something more to laugh at if you had hit my van. So next time, be aware of your surroundings. Pay attention when you merge into other people’s lanes or you may get more than the flick of the bird.
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Just wanted to thank the ignorant girl who rear-ended my sister pau hana time, 5 p.m. on Friday at the Ka’anapali Parkway intersection. Thanks especially for running off because you’re either too young to be driving, had no insurance or was just a flat-out inconsiderate asshole. My sister totally suffers from whiplash because you hit her so damn hard and didn’t even have the decency to pull over and see if she was okay and exchange insurance information and then call the police, like the law says you’re supposed to do. Please, stay off the roads if you can’t comply. Dear young road rager: since very few people like you know how to drive on this island with any sense of etiquette or common sense, let me fill you in on why you had no reason to get out of your car and yell like you did a few weeks ago. See, when I was in the lane next to you at the stoplight and I stepped on the gas, it was with the intention of passing you before the merge. I like to drive at the speed limit, but when you insisted on taking the lead and driving far slower than the speed limit, that’s where your poor behavior started. At first I tried to ignore your ranting at me, but when we reached the traffic jam in Paia it was just too much when you got out of your car and yelled “Get off my ass” at me. Now I can understand that being in a traffic jam is frustrating, but let me assure you, when we were going about five miles per hour, and there was a car length between us, that’s not tailgating. It’s called going slow. So, my young sistah, think twice next time before you jump out of your car and vent your frustrations at someone on the road. You really should get your license revoked. You, sitting in your white SUV, were behind me at the Liloa St. intersection waiting for the
Thanks, punks, for teaching me that a lock on gas caps is useless. One Wednesday night last month, after working long and hard on my car, I parked it in North Kihei. I figured that a lockable gas cap would prevent people from siphoning my expensive gasoline. But you enterprising young bastards just punched a hole through my fuel tank so you could steal my full tank of gas. And you did it under the lights and away from the growing weeds, too. Very impressive—I thought my car was safe, but I was wrong. And when I got into my car that night, the fuel gauge showed plenty of gas in the tank. But I’d only driven a few yards when the fuel light went on. At the gas station, I smelled gas and found a mean puddle forming beneath the car. The next morning, checking out the underside, I saw a paper towel stuck in the gas tank. Unbelievable! Now though I found a fuel tank repair kit and fixed it myself—which I’m proud of, thank you very much—what you jackasses did was unconscionable. How can you sleep at night? This is for the fool in a blue car exiting the Shops at Wailea parking lot on a few Sunday mornings ago. You drove across Alanui and headed towards Kihei as I was on the left lane of Alanui heading towards Makena. I had to change course to avoid a head-on collision, but I couldn’t veer off fast enough to avoid you. Since you hit the back of my vehicle really hard, I figured that you would stop to see the damage on my car or maybe make sure that I wasn’t hurt. Instead you kept on going as if nothing happened. Well, I have some
This goes out to the young lady in the tank top who is in serious need of some driving lessons and an attitude overhaul. You know you’re a crazy bitch, right? It wasn’t enough that when you sat at the light at Pu’unene and Dairy Rd., you continually inched forward as you wait for the light to change. Or that when it finally did go green you charged forward in an attempt to pass as many cars as possible. Or that you had to lurch in front of me at the last second—even though your lane had ended and THERE WERE KIDS ON BIKES on the shoulder! But when I honked at you for almost hitting me, you had to go and flip me off and shout out your window. Then at the next light you jumped out of your car and came storming towards me yelling—and this is what I found most funny—that I needed “to calm the fuck down!” and “Get back to the mainland!” First of all, you didn’t look local yourself, and my 10 years on Maui is surely longer than your time here. Second, it’s customary for someone who has to make car payments—like me—to honk when almost run into by some beat-up cruiser—that would be you. And third, when you’re the only person standing in the middle of the street screaming at someone to calm down, maybe you’re the one who needs to calm down. Anyway, you also asked me, “What did you want me to do?” Here’s a thought: stop acting like a fool who drives around like the street is a racetrack. Clearly, anyone who drives so fast that she nearly hits other drivers and a few kids on bikes needs to “get back to the mainland.” Oh, how I wish all you noise-polluting, wanna-be bad-boy Harley motorcycle idiots who ride Upcountry on Sunday would buy a muffler. How would you like it if I pulled up in front of your house at 9 a.m. on a Sunday morning in a flatbed truck hauling a 5,000watt concert sound system and turned it on full blast with the speakers
aimed at your living room window? Because that’s what it’s like when you morons ride en masse up Kula and Kekaulike Highways on Sunday mornings. Whether you’re riding on the lower or upper highway, you ruin Sundays for Kula residents from Crater Road to Five Trees to Keokea. It’s bad enough you usually ride at 80 to 120 miles per hour up Crater Road and on Kula Highway between Rice Park and Grandma’s. But I smile when I see that, because sooner or later the police will be scraping your remains off the pavement, and you will have removed your lame-brained selves from the gene pool—hopefully, before you’ve procreated and passed your cretinism on to progeny. Just want to say Aloha to the asshole in the dark blue 4-door pickup that passed me in the school zone in front of Kula Elementary the other morning. You rode my ass most of the way through the school zone and then decided you needed to pass me on the left—in a no passing zone—and then speed through the rest of the school zone. All that just so you could get stuck behind other traffic from there until your turn onto Pulehu Rd. Your blatant disregard for the safety of little children and other drivers, to say nothing of numerous traffic laws, really warmed my heart. I hope those two whole seconds you gained were really worth risking innocent lives and chancing a $277 fine. I hope you and all the other assholes like you get everything you deserve. Thanks a lot, jerk. All I wanted was a ride into town— a distance of not more than two miles. You were coming out of the complex the same time I was, so I asked you if you were going my way. Without even hesitating, you said no, drove out of the complex and then turned towards town. What the hell? Was giving me a ride going to be that horrible? I was headed to work, though I doubt you care, and was, as usual, freshly showered. Normally I drive, but car problems forced me to hitch that particular day. I would have been in the car with you at most 10 minutes. If you didn’t want to give me a ride, why didn’t you just say you don’t pick up hitchhikers or something like that, instead of just lying to me and then heading off as if I didn’t exist. Sure, I got to work eventually—an hour late. Thank God my boss is an understanding person, unlike you. MTW
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Fred’s The best Mexican food comes from Hell’s Kitchen I wanted to go out to dinner on Saturday night. I didn’t want anything too fancy, just tasty food, good times and great company. It sounded like a good time to check out Fred’s Mexican Café in Kihei.
Fred’s Mexican Café 2492 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8600. 7 a.m. to 12 a.m. $ It was very lively at Fred’s, with lots of people, music and a short wait at the door since they don’t take reservations. We sat down in their front area and made friends with a party of 11 waiting to be seated. Later we were seated on the lanai under the warm evening Kihei sky. The setting couldn’t be better for beer and chips. Our server, Leilani, was there in an instant with the house corn chips and fresh salsa, as well as our Dos Equis on tap and orange soda on ice. We also got the evening feast going with Fred’s shrimp quesadilla. A fantastic combo of shrimp, jalapeño and cheese, it’s served hot and gooey with guacamole and sour cream. At the neighboring table, a couple in their 60’s were getting their leftovers boxed up, so I asked them what they liked on the menu. The wife said the enchiladas and the husband enjoyed the fish tacos, but they both came back for the chingaderas—delectable burrito cross-sections dipped in egg batter and breadcrumbs and fried. They’re pretty irresistible once you get started on them. “We were here in March,” the wife said as she was leaving. “And it was
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just a great place to eat so we are back. Our condo is just over there. My husband got the combo plate—it’s a lot of food.” The menu is huge, too. It comes in the form of a big tablemat. I ordered a combo plate with fish taco, chicken enchilada and chingaderas. It came with beans and rice and cost me about $11. My husband got a burrito stuffed with fresh chicken breast, black beans and rice. While the menu boasted that all burritos weighed more than a pound, his looked like at least three pounds. The grilled mahi fish taco was excellent, slathered in delicious fish taco sauce. I brought my leftovers home and gave it the second-day taste test and was amazed at how well the taco held up. All of the chicken used in their kitchen, dubbed “Hell’s Kitchen” by a huge mural across the establishment’s wall, is fresh breast meat. They also use black beans, and their Mexican rice is unusual in that it contains veggies. All of it was quite tasty. A little while later our friends Steve and Victoria from Kahului ended up sitting at the table next to us. Victoria’s Caesar salad was a big bed of romaine loaded with medium-size shrimp. “Gosh, there was a lot of shrimp, at least two dozen!” she said. Ironically, they found kismet that night when they realized they were seated at exactly the same table where they’d had their first date years ago—when the restaurant was KKO. I finished up the evening with Fred’s one and only signature dessert, the Chocolate Diablo. The devil was surely involved in this concoction of chocolate mousse, brownie pieces and whipped cream. I’m already looking forward to my next visit to Hell’s Kitchen. MTW
DININGLISTINGS AK’s Cafe - Local food, pasta, steaks and fresh fish. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. & 4:45-8:30 p.m.; Sa-Su closed.1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-8774.$ Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate lunches. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa 9 a.m.-6 p.m.; Su 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 340 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4950. $ Aloha Grill - Burgers with veggie styles. M-F, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa 11 a.m.-7 p.m.; Su 11 a.m.-6 p.m. 270 Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 893-0263. $ Archie’s - Japenese. Daily 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; M-F, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa 5-9 p.m. 1440, Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $ Asia Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Su 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1764 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-1833. $ Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the title. Daily 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 65 Kaahumanu Ave #23, Kahului, 877-7776. $ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho and more. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400. $ Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. Daily 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $ Biwon Restaurant - Authentic Korean food. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., lunch and dinner. 752 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-7788. $ Brooklyn Café - Plate lunches and snacks. Open M-F, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Corner of Market and Main, Wailuku, 244-5950. $ Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. or later, 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. $$ Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $ Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 8717782. $ Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and a variety of sushi. M-F, 11 a.m.- 2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-11 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$ Denny’s - Open 24 hours, serving breakfast, lunch or dinner. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 873-5550. $ Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant - Open daily 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $ Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to pick up. They even deliver. M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2p.m.150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$ Down To Earth - Yes, it is a natural food store. But, there is a salad bar, sandwiches, hot bar, and pastry-esque goodies as well. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-2661. $ Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-7461. $$ El Corita - Mexican food. M-Sa 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 2498463. $ Fran’s Island Grill - Local grinds. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 242-8580. $ Gardencafe (Brigit & Bernard's) - European, American. M-F, 10 a.m.-3 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 335 Ho'ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$ Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches. Free delivery! M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-8282. $ Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-11 p.m. 199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-9033. $ Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese and local cuisine. Su-F 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977. $$ Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.2 p.m.& 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 2447276. $ IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $ Kahili - Lunch with a view, served daily from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Or enjoy pupus 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Waikapu, 242-6000. $$
Kahului Ale House - Wide selection of food with games. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $ Koho Grill & Bar - American. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Bar stays open serving drinks, pupus & burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-5588. Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-5696. $ Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $ L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Su-Th 8 a.m.9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380. Mama Ding’s Pasteles - Specialty breads and pastries. Open 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 255 Alamaha, Kahului, 877-5796. $ Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Cool, quaint bar. Su-Th, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 8730220. $$ Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$ Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822. Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092 Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $ Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F 7 a.m.6 p.m.; Sa 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $ Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the people who call Hawai’i home. M-Th, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $ Maui Tacos - Mexican-Island fast food. M-Sa, 9:30 a.m.9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului, 871-7726. $ Mercado - Latin market. Open M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $ Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.9:30 p.m. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 244-7888. $ Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from “Kitchen Sink” burritos to quesadillas. M-Sa, 10:30 a.m.8 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 8778707. $ Pulehu BBQ - Local plate lunches with a Southern smokehouse twist. 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 1500 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-4049 or 244-6159. $ Rainbow Dining Room - Located in the Maui Beach Hotel. Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. Daily, 5:30-8:30 p.m. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 877-0051. $$ Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $ Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th 7 a.m.-9 p.m., F-Su 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 2487829. $ Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily 5-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 2441567. $$ Saigon Cafe - Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. M-Sa 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$ Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites. M-Th 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $ Simply Healthy Cafe - Healthy Hawaiian food. Open MF 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 95 Mahalani St.,Cameron Center, Wailuku. 249-8955. $ Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. M-Th, 7 a.m.5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7 a.m.- 4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $ Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $ Squeaky’s Family Restaurant - American. 8 a.m.-3 p.m., 4 p.m.-9 p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 2444100. $ Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. M-Sa. 1740 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 243-2243. $ Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi! M-Sa 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-8744. $ Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. Open M-F, 7 a.m.6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 a.m. 395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779. Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, corned beef, sashimi, salads. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $ Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine since 1944. Su, Tu-Th 6 a.m.-11 p.m., F-Sa 6 a.m.-10 p.m., M 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $
Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials. Daily 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Su-Th5-9:30 p.m. F-Sa 5-10 p.m. 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului, 873-0225. $ Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees. Featuring DJ and Karaoke. Open 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $ Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style lunch takeout, as well as sit-down dining. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $ Tokyo Tei - Teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $ Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with seafood. M-F 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m., Sa 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Affordable Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 2427928. $ Wow-Wee Maui Cafe - Unique candy bars, bagels, coffees and more. 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $
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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE
Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Open 9 a.m.9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $ Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere. 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$ Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list. Open M-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$ Ashley’s Cafe - Burgers, local plates and sandwiches. M-Sa 7:30 a.m.-8 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $ Azeka’s Ribs & Snack Shop - Daily specials, sandwiches, burgers, sushi, musubi & even “mini-meals”. Daily 7:30 a.m.-3 p.m., marinated meat products available until 5 p.m. Azeka Makai Shopping Center, Kihei, 879-0611. $ BadaBing! - Pasta, pizza, regional specials and full bar. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 8750188. $$ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho and more. M-Sa 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Su 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 875-6400. $ Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Flavored cream cheeses, smoked salmon, sandwiches, salads, smoothies and coffee drinks. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $ Big Wave Cafe - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, salads, wraps, ahi, pasta, pretty much everything. Daily 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $ Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine. Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 8751234. $$ Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine. Late night menu served until 1 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$ Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$ Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$ Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sandwiches. Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner menus coming soon… Daily 6 a.m.-11 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4700. $ Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. 6-11 a.m. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874-1111. $$ Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. 12-3 p.m., 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 8754100. $$ Canton Chef - Chinese, Cantonese, Szechuan. Daily 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Nightly 5-9 p.m. 2463 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1988. $ Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. 5:30-10 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa 7 a.m.9 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7782. $ Enrique’s - Deli, wraps, salads, dips, beer, wine and more. M-Sa 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Su 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-2910. $
$$$→$40 and up
Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., 879-8600. $ Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli sandwiches, salads, hot dogs, potato salad and saimin. Open 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, 879-3262. $ Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican food with vegetarian items and daily specials. Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-2910. $ Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Sandwiches, wraps, salads, wine, beer and specialty tequilas. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar. 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $ Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish featuring Pacific Rim seafood. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$ Fred’s Mexican Cafe - Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Daily 7 a.m.-12 a.m. 2492 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-8600. $ Greek Bistro - It’s Greek, of course! Apps, salads, entrees and daily specials. 2511 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8799330. $$ Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9033. $ Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - It’s a natural food store with a fantastic salad bar and healthy pre-made options. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $ Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads and “food for gringos.” M-Sa 5 p.m.-2 a.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. 5-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$ Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-1811. $$ Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $ Joy’s Place - Organic foods that are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Open for breakfast at 7 a.m. Kukui Mall, 891-1400. $ Kihei Caffe - Breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches. 5 a.m.-2 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ L&L Drive In - Local. 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $ Life’s A Beach - Nachos, burritos, prime rib, grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $ Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. MF 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Sa-Su 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$ LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more. Pool tables, cute bartenders & a porch-esque dining room. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends @ 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $ Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and continental cuisine. Open daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$ Marco’s South Side Grill - Beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$ Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian shave ice, coffee, fruit smoothies and shakes. 6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $
Pho Mai Vietnamese Vietnamese Cuisine Cuisine •Authentic Vietnamese Food •Full Vegetarian Menu In Lahaina Center Hilo Hattie’s parking lot
Phone: 667-5809 Mon-Sat: 10am-10pm 2 Hour Free Parking
JUNE 29, 2006
MAUI TIME WEEKLY
Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.
Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in juices and island spices. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in juices and island spices. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $ Maui Thai - Ginger and basil and curry, oh my! Beef, chicken, fish and veggie dishes galore. M-Sa, 11 a.m.2:30 p.m. Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. The Rainbow Mall, Kihei, 874-5605. $ Maui’s Sweet Spot - Low carb non-fat yogurt, parfait, fried ice cream, shave ice and smoothies. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-8611. $ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. 8 a.m.-2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish. 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$ Orange Julius/Dairy Queen - Yummy frosty treats, hot dogs and more. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-on-thebarbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. 281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$ Pita Paradise - Good food served fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro,” salads and wraps. M-Sa 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $ Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-2002. $ The Place - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 243-2206. $$ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. M-Sa 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly 4:309:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0813. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. 5:30-10 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$ Sansei - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004. $$ K Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic. 5:159:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7555. $$$
Scuba Dogs - Smooties, ice cream, salads, subs and (of course!) hot dogs. Daily 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 1455 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4994. $ Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. 8 a.m-10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-8080. $$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Open for lunch W-F 5:30-9:30 p.m. nightly. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $ Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Shaka it to me baby, yeah! Daily 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1770 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-0331. $ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Killer burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m., serving food 'till midnight! Kihei Kalama Village, 8746444. $ Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck. 5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Pacific rim with flair. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Sports Page Bar & Grill - Over 100 menu items, including half-pound burgers and deli sandwiches. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0602. $ Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$ Subway - Eat fresh like Jared. Kukui Mall and Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 891-2341. Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and Korean dishes. Open 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $ Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli sandwiches. Daily 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1385. $ Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Savory and sweet nibbles and an excellent wine list. Open Tu-Su from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials. M-Sa 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly 5-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-0839. $ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury in ambience and cuisine. Su-M 11 a.m.-11 p.m., Tu-Sa 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$$
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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE
Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and more... The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S Kihei Rd, Kihei.891-8860. $$ Vietnamese Cuisine - Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab and New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$ Wailea Pizza Co. - Ummm. Pizza. Daily 11 a.m.11 p.m. Wailea Town Center, Wailea, 874-1234. $$ Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with a blend of cajun and tropical flare. Open 5-10 p.m. Music nightly. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 8748385. $$ K
UPCOUNTRY Anthony’s Coffee Company - Espresso bar, sandwiches and ice cream. 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 90 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8340. $ Aha ’Aina - Large variety of omelets, island fish, chicken katsu. Tu-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 7 Aewa Place, Pukalani, 572-2395. $$ Café 808 - Local diner-style. Open daily 6 a.m.-8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $ Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 5724877. $ Café Des Amis - Delicious crepes and Mediterranean fare. 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $ Café Mambo - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $ Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 7 a.m.-5 p.m. 100 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770. $ Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and healthy grub from breakfast to dinner. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily 6 a.m.9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$
$$$→$40 and up
Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $ Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $$$ Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking and live music. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $ Island Tacos - Fresh fish, beef and chicken tacos. Daily from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. $ Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 5798844. $$ Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual, simple, affordable menu. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $ Kitada’s - Saimin, teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $ Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restaurant with sweeping views of the island. Haleakala Highway, 8781535. $ La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai. We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$ Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Su-Th; 6 a.m.-12 a.m. ,F-Sa. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $ Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish preparations and salad bar. Su-Th 5:30-9:30 p.m. F-Sa 5:30-10 p.m. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$ Mama’s Fish House - Fresh fish at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579-8488. $$$ Mana Foods - This natural food store also has a bakery and deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-8078. $ Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic Mexican cuisine. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani Square, 573-2998. $ Milagros Food Co. - South American cuisine with an island influence. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579-8755. $ Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $
Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.
Pa`ia Fish Market - The hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5798030. $ Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low-fat deli cuisine and daily fresh baked goods. Open 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $ Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina. 1202 Makawao Ave., 572-7808. $ Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. M-Sa. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku Marketplace, 575-9588. $ Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $
WEST MAUI Aloha Mixed Plate - Traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawai’i home. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $ Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, falafel and more. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 6614300. $ The Bakery - Freshly baked breads and pastries. Soup and sandwiches available. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $
Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $ Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi. 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $ Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. 2780 Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$ BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $ Blu - Aka Cafe O Lei. Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. $$ Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Daily 8 a.m.- 9 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ K Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Open daily 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $ Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 6613111. $$ Canoes - Polynesian-American. Open 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. $$
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Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-6700. $ Castaway Cafe - Beachside, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $ Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $ Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine, open for dinner only. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K China Boat - The best Mandarin Szechwan cuisine on Maui. M-Sa 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly 5-10 p.m. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $ Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill island fish, tacos and burritos. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $ CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced comfort foods. Open daily. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali, 667-0968. $ Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood and other island favorites. Next to Lahaina Cannery Mall. Open 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina, 661-5648. Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice cream flavor and watch them create. Daily 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St Bld. B5, Lahaina, 6672744. $ Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Open everyday 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $ Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $ Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Food served 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 6670908. $ K Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. Open Tu-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room. Nightly from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ K Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Open daily 11 a.m. to midnight. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $ Feast At Lele - A royal tour of the cuisine of Polynesia. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$ Fish Market - Fresh Fish. 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 3600 L.Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $ Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining. Open 11 a.m.-12 a.m. daily. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6618112. $ Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch with oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $ Gerard’s - Fine French dining in downtown Lahaina. 174 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 661-8939. $$$ Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining located. Open for dinner. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$ Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $
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Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style coffeehouse. Open 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. daily. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. $ Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside.Daily 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly 5:30-9 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and haupia pie. Old Lahaina Center, 667-7572. $ Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940sstyle. Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali, 667-6636. $$ i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$ Island Taco - The best soft shell tacos ever! Open very late night, next to Paradice Bluz. 744 Luakini St., Lahaina. $ Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, muchies, steak, seafood, pasta and stir fry. Daily 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843 Waine’e St, Lahaina, 667-9616. $ Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food. 3350 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 6670787. $ Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican food served to midnight. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Ka’anapali, 6614500. $ Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Daily 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Lahaina Marketplace, 6619999. $ K Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib and their famous Hula Pie. Daily 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$ Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$ L&L Drive In - Local. 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani Rd. 661-9888. Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American, with late night menu. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-7082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish. Nightly 5-10 p.m. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$ Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar - Cosmopolitan. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$ Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. M-Su. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining with pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. $$$ MaLa - Oceanfront dining and organic whole grains cuisine.1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, coleslaw and mac salad. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $ Mango Cafe - Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. American cusine, along with some local favorites. Full bar Nightly specials. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 667-1929. $$ K Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. Breakfast, lunch, happy hour, dinner and late nite menus. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3474. $$
Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.
Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough said. 900 Front St, Lahaina, 667-2663. $ Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina. 281-2775. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, juices and island spices. Lahaina Square, 661-8883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $ Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. Open M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-5900. $ Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. 5 p.m.-close. 669-7499. $$ Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. $ Mr. Sub - Specialty sandwiches, salads and homemade soups. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $ Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. $$ Nachos Grande - Fresh Mexican food, fast. Vegetarian, too. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $ Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $ Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese. Maui Marriott, Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext. 51. $$ Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. 10 a.m.2:30 p.m., 4:30-9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Reasonably priced tapas, Hawaiian style menu for dinner. 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-on-thebarbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. nightly. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$ Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront contemporary Pacific cuisine. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$ Pad Thai - Thai, local. Open daily 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $ Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro with pasta, pizza and salads. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $ Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking), Lahaina, 667-5809. $ Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine, Saigon steaks, vegetarian delight. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-6628. $ Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $ Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily 8a.m.10p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-9600. $$$ Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th 8a.m.-9:30p.m., F-Sa 8a.m.-10p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $ Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dishes, salads and Greek gyros. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $ Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $
Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Su, 12-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua Street, Lahaina Mall, 667-5111. $ Reilley’s - Gourmet steaks and seafood. Open at 5:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 667-7477. $$$ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees in an upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern - American. Whalers Village, Ka’anapali, 661-3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak and fine wines. 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar - Japanese, Island. 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua, 669-6286. $$ K Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 669-1500. $$ Smoke House - BBQ, American. Open 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $ Spats Trattoria - Italian. Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 6674727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m.-4 p.m. daily. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast, 6:30-11 a.m. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had, with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $ Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties, steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Nightly 6-9 p.m. Su brunch 9 a.m.-1 p.m. 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0011. $$ Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Open 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Open daily, delivery 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $ West Maui Baking Co. - Bakery/deli and coffe drinks. Daily, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Emerald Plaza, Lahaina, 661-6699. $ WM-The Restaurant - Metropolitan cuisine. Open daily, 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. 3350 L. Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898. $$$ Zushi - Japanese. 811 Front St., Lahaina. 67-5142.
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Independence Day Tuesday, all over the USA [HOLIDAY] The day in 1776 when USA declared its independence from the Kingdom of Great Britain has been celebrated every year since. While watermelon, BBQ and patriotic colors are all symbols of this holiday, I think fireworks take the apple pie as the 4th of July representative. I’ve noticed that through the years, fireworks have gotten bigger, louder and more creative. This year the Rotary Club will keep in stride by making the show in Lahaina more explosive—ha!—than ever before. But, you know how that traffic is, so I suggest going up to Lahaina Town early, checking out the hotties on the beach, then head down Front St for some shopping or to see the entertainment. Live music will be performed on the Makai Library lawn and the lineup includes Jahmiel, Jamalaad, Fluid Motion and Omar & Friends from 5:25-8 p.m. Fireworks begin at 8 p.m. and will be shot from a barge post located off Front St. [HEIDI KING]
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Maui Invitational Band Festival Thursday through Tuesday, island-wide [MUSIC] There are summer music camps, and there is the 2006 Maui Invitational Band Festival. This multi-venue, multigenre music extravaganza kicks off Thursday with The Festival Wind Symphony Concert at 6 p.m. at the Westin Maui, and concludes with a 4th of July outdoor concert on the Lahaina Library lawn at 5 p.m. In addition to the various live performances scheduled for the 10-day event are a multitude of educational workshops covering a variety of musical instruments and styles. Besides the opening and closing festivities, some of the performance highlights include Friday’s Maui Festival Orchestra Concert, featuring 2006 Grammy nominee Raiatea Helm, Peter Rockford Espiritu and the Tau Dance Theater, Ballroom and Latin Dance professional Rita O’Connor, and legendary vocalist Emma Veary at the MACC’s Castle Theater at 7:30 p.m.; and Saturday’s Festival Jazz Concert at the Grand Wailea Resort, featuring the Emil Richards Jazz Quartet, Nassau Suffolk Jazz Vocal Ensemble, and Maui student Jazz ensembles, which begins at 6 p.m. A complete schedule of performances and workshops can be found at festival host Arts Education for Children Group’s website, www.aecg.org, or by calling Bryant Neal of the AECG at 283-3576. [COREY NIELSEN]
Hemp Rally Friday, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. at Honolli Park, Wailuku [POLITICAL] Last year in April, IHEMP (Industrial Hemp Echelons, Maui Project) was created with the intention of keeping Hawaiian Hemp Laws from expiring. The attempt was in vain, but has nonetheless created a group of people fighting for new hemp laws. Hemp could be a feasible fuel alternative, paper product and possibly a cash crop for Hawai’i. Show your support by attending the rally where you can learn more, enjoy live music, make hemp banners and watch the 1942 film Hemp for Victory. After the festivities, all who are willing are invited to head over to the county council chambers. Email email@example.com for more info. [HEIDI KING]
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Director Bryan Singer and his gifted design team perform a neat cinematic slight of hand by embellishing the story’s modern day settings with 1930’s art deco touches that hearken back to the era when the Superman comic first began. Most present are effortless brushstrokes of modern day subtext that relate to apolitical issues of global warming, greed for oil and the way the media leads public consciousness. Superman Returns is a meticulous study in how a much-beloved comic book hero and movie franchise can depart enough from its predictable source material to render surprises while still paying reverence to its quintessential narrative and character constraints. We are introduced to the outer space context of Superman’s origin with a striking scene of planetary cataclysm (namely Krypton) that gives way to Superman’s meteor crashing arrival on earth near the farm where his compassionate human parents first raised him from a baby. A brief flashback sequence shows Clark Kent’s discovery as a teenager of his otherworldly powers amid the cornfields of his earthly home. In the five years since Superman last left earth to check on the status of his destroyed home planet, the evertreacherous Lex Luthor (Kevin Spacey) has freed himself from jail
Must you check the oil now? and connived away the fortune of an elderly dying millionaire. Luthor and his assistants pay a visit to Superman’s Fortress of Solitude where they encounter a threedimensional recording of Superman’s father Jor-El (Marlon Brando) bestowing advice to his absent son. Luther steals a set of precious crystals that soon enable him to create a quickly expanding landmass that will end the lives of billions of people and reconfigure North America. Clark returns to his desk job at the Daily Planet where he discovers that Lois won a Pulitzer Prize for an article entitled “Why The World Doesn’t Need Superman,” and that she has a son (Jason) out of wedlock with the editor’s nephew Richard White (James Marsden), a big-hearted pilot. Young Jason (Tristan Lake Leabu) becomes an increasingly important aspect of the story and provides a key element for younger audience members to relate to. The ever-reliable Frank Langella ornaments the story as the Daily Planet’s demanding editor-in-chief Perry White. The first major computer-assisted spectacle arrives when Lex Luthor causes a power outage that disables the release devices on an airliner attempting to launch a space shuttle into orbit. The plane also carries a group of journalists covering the event led by one vociferous Lois Lane. Story and spectacle coalesce as Superman proves his mettle in liberating the shuttle and setting the crashing airplane down in the middle of a baseball field during a game. The action sequence distills all that Superman represents into one lasting moment of exuberant relief. The audience I was with applauded the feat, and I experienced the communal elation as it was kept in check by the weighty emotional undercurrents of John Ottman’s brilliant musical score. As with Superman’s eloquently unhurried assents to the sky and equally deliberate descents to the ground Superman Returns is a powerful knockout. MTW
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taries and listened to the Vatican’s bitching—now
Benjamin Fielder must become a man by
see the Ron Howard-directed adaptation! Tom
surviving the super blow-out Bar Mitzmah
Hanks, Audrey Tautou and Ian McKellen star in
his parents are throwing for him to one-up
this gripping tale of murder and intrigue that will
the Titanic-themed Bar Mitzmah their rivals
shake the very foundations of the Catholic
held for their son. Yeah, I guess it could be
Church! Well, maybe rattle them a little. 149 min.
funny. Stars Daryl Sabara and Jeremy Piven.
84 min. (Anthony Pignataro)
Now Showing THE BREAK-UP - (PG13) - Comedy, Romance - Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston play a couple that purchase a condo together and then separate. But, they have to stay living together. Ugh. This happened
Castle Theater, 572-3456 On hiatus until July 12!
Wilson, Larry the Cable Guy, Cheech Marin).
Comedy, Drama - A young academic (Anne
Streep) of a fashion magazine. 109 min. (HK)
MAUI FILM FESTIVAL
tle race car learns about true friendship when he
THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA - (PG13) -
tant to an uber bitch, editor-in-chief (Meryl
FAST AND THE FURIOUS: TOKYO DRIFT (PG13) - Action, Adventure - The first Fast and the
Furious was about street racing. Then they made a sequel, which I think was also about street racing. But now, they’ve broken out of that rut by making a third movie—about street racing in Tokyo! Stars a bunch of actors who must really need the work. 104 min. (AP)
Hello Satan? Can you hear me now?
NACHO LIBRE - (PG) - Comedy - A new comedy from the creators of Napoleon Dynamite. Jack Black plays Ignacio (Nacho), a Mexican Priest that moonlights as a luche libre wrestler to raise money for the orphanage. I can’t imagine this
GARFIELD: A TALE OF TWO KITTIES - (PG) -
being anything less than hilarious. I’ll be quoting
Animation, Comedy - Garfield is back and this
the movie lines in no time. 91 min. (HK)
time he’s going to London where he gets mistak-
THE OMEN - (R) - Horror, Thriller - A remake of
en for a royal cat that just inherited a castle. Stars
the 1976 demonic kid fest, this time starring Julia
Breckin Meyer, Jennifer Love Hewitt and the
Stiles as the tortured mom, Liev Schreiber as her
voice of Bill Murray. (HK)
disbelieving ambassador husband, Mia Farrow as
THE LAKE HOUSE - (PG) - Drama, Romance -
the nanny from hell and the debut of Seamus
Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock are living two
Davey-Fitzpatrick as the creepy/cute kid Satan.
years apart, but somehow magically communi-
110 min. (Samantha Campos)
cate through letters in the mailbox of the lake
OVER THE HEDGE - (PG) - Animation, Comedy -
house they both live in separately. How, pray tell,
Bruce Willis is the voice of a raccoon that helps
are they ever going to get together?! (HK)
woodland creatures adapt to gathering food in
Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 8754910 Break Up - PG13 - Daily (12:45, 3:05), 5:20, 7:45, 10 Click - PG13 - Daily (12:35, 2:50), 5:05, 7:25, 9:45 Garfield - PG - Daily (1, 3:15), 5:30, 7:30 Nacho Libre - PG - Daily (12:30, 2:45), 5, 7:15, 9:30, 10 Superman Returns - PG13 - F-Su (12:30, 1, 3:45), 4:15, 7, 7:30, 10:15, 10:35, M-W (12:30, 1:15, 3:45), 4:30, 7, 7:45, 10:15 X-Men - PG13 - Th only (12:30, 2:50), 5:10, 7:35, 9:55
es. It’s cute and cuddly and full of cheap laughs. 80 min. (HK)
1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Cars - G - Th only (1), 4:05, 7, 9:40 Click - PG13 - Th (1:30), 4:35, 7:30, 10:15, F-W (12:30), 4:05, 6:45, 10, Fast & Furious - PG13 - Th (1:15), 4:20, 7:15, F-W (12:15, 3:30), 7, 9:30 Nacho Libre - PG - Th (1:45), 4:50, 7:45, 10:25, F-W (12:45, 3:45), 7:10, 10:10 Superman Returns - PG13 - F-W (12, 3:15), 6:30, 9:45
SUPERMAN RETURNS - (PG13) - Action,
FRONT STREET THEATRE
Adventure - After a mysterious sabbatical,
has made in his absence, like Lois Lane’s (Kate
900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 Click - PG13 - Th-F, M-W (2:45), 6:45, 9:15, SaSu (12:15, 2:45), 6:45, 9:15 Nacho Libre - PG - Th-F, M-W (3:15, 5:30), 7:45, 10, Sa-Su (1, 3:15), 5:30, 7:45, 10 Superman Returns - PG13 - Th-F, M-W (3:30, 4), 7, 7:30, 10:15, 10:45, Sa-Su (12, 12:20, 3:30, 4), 7, 7:30, 10:15, 10:45
Bosworth, Blue Crush) having a son and getting
WHARF CINEMA CENTER
engaged. As we should know by now, however,
658 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 Break Up - PG13 - Th only (1:45, 4:30), 7:15, 9:50 Cars - G - Th-F, M-W (1:15, 4), 6:45, 9:30, Sa-Su (10:30, 1:15), 4, 6:45, 9:30 Fast & Furious - PG13 - Th (1:30, 4:15), 7, 9:45, F, M-W (4:30), 7:15, 9:50 Sa-Su 4:30, 7:15, 9:50 Lake House - PG - F, M-W (1:45), Sa-Su (11, 1:45) Devil Wears Prada - PG13 - F, M-W (1:30, 4:15), 7, 9:45, Sa-Su (10:45, 1:30), 4:15, 7, 9:45
their new surroundings when a suburb takes over their forest and their food supply diminish-
Superman (Brandon Routh) is back on Earth for yet another world-saving adventure. Before he can get back into his role as superhero extraordinaire, though, he must return to Clark Kent’s uneventful life and adjust to the changes society
there will always be a greedy villain (Kevin Spacey) plotting to destroy the world that only Superman has the strength to stop. Director Bryan Singer guarantees some intense ass-kicking. 157 min. (Gena Gammie) X-MEN 3: THE LAST STAND - (PG-13) Action/Adventure - Hugh Jackman, Halle Berry, Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart all return for what’s billed as the final X-Men movie, though I can’t imagine the studio would ignore prequel possibilities if it does well at the box office. 103 min. (AP)
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BY COREY NIELSEN COREY@MAUITIME.COM
Divas, not Dickheads What to expect from a ‘gay night’ at Hapa’s “We can’t dance here,” Johnny said, “without making people feel uncomfortable.” He and Craig looked at me like I was insane, but all I’d done was ask if they’d wanted to dance. My wife and I had brought our friends—a gay couple visiting from Southern California—to Hapa’s on Monday to see Willie K. I thought they were being paranoid until Craig asked, “How many times have you ever seen men dance together?” And I thought about it. “I gotta get out more,” I told myself. That was a few months ago. “South Maui Divas” night is one of only two regular weekly “gay nights” on Maui, the other being Friday night at Horhito’s. Hapa’s has hosted some form of gay night for the last five years. After living on Maui for nearly that long, I decided it was time to experience it. I had no idea what to expect. Walking in, the first thing I noticed was the spread of hors d’oeuvres lining the bar. An attractive plate of fruits, vegetables and candy had been set out
in a very welcoming display. The music, which I was afraid would feature more Cher and Madonna than I wanted to hear, actually featured more Lil’ Jon than Elton John. The crowd was a typical mix of young and old, male and female. The only presumable difference was that the majority was either gay or bisexual. This presumption was supported by the unusual amount of friendliness directed my way; nearly every guy I passed greeted me with smiles and nods. Some of the more outgoing men introduced themselves. “You’re a good-looking guy,” said one gentleman at the bar. “Everyone thinks you’re “fresh meat.” I asked him if anyone might feel insulted by a straight guy showing up. “No,” he laughed, “because they figure if you’re here, you’re gay.” Fair enough. We moved to a table to take in our surroundings. Before long a representative of the Maui Aids Foundation approached. Beaming a wonderful smile, he handed us a package of condoms and continued on his way, spreading his joy like a sex-crazed
The usual surly, posturing frat kings had been supplanted by considerate queens with perfect posture–the club was packed with divas, not dickheads. Everyone I asked agreed that this complete absence of any threat of tension or violence was the biggest advantage of gay night. The only major difference was the most obvious. All around me for the first time, people of the same gender flirted, danced and kissed. Everyone seemed to have a great time, enjoying for just a few hours the freedom to be themselves. Stepping out of the club, I thought of Craig and Johnny. I wished they were allowed more than a few hours a week to let their guard down. Now I’m sure there are some people who won’t read this–I lost them at the words “gay couple” or “men dance together.” And that’s too bad, because they’re just the people who could benefit from the knowledge that gay clubs are not the nightmares they might expect. On second thought, perhaps it’s good they’re not interested. Because who wants them showing up and ruining all the fun? MTW
Santa Claus. We agreed this was a great idea in any club. Looking around, I noticed that people’s clothes seemed to have been carefully selected from their closets, not hastily collected and thrown on from dirty clothes piles. Used to seeing board shorts, teeshirts and slippers, I was thrown by the designer jeans, button-down shirts and stylish shoes. This gave the atmosphere a certain sophistication, which was reflected in the behavior of the patrons. Jorge, bartender extraordinaire at Horhito’s, told me earlier that night that he preferred working gay nights. “People tip better, smell better and there’s no fights,” he said. He wasn’t kidding–I don’t recall seeing the bouncer leave his seat all night.
In the heart of Olde Makawao Town
WILD WAHINE WEDNESDAY with DJ BLAST
Friday, June 30th
Casanova’s Famous Ladies Night
SHERON DE PONTE &
The Evening That Earned Casanova The Award “Best Late Night In Maui”
THE SILVERSPUR BAND
Music Starts @ 9:45 pm
Music Starts @ 9:45 pm
Saturday, July 1st
COUNTRY KNIGHTS Country & Rock Music Starts @ 9:45 pm $8 Cover
Rodeo Contestants Mar ty Dread is on touring for the month of July! VERSATILE will be Reggaeing at the Rock. Monday Nights • 10PM • $5 cover
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Make it a memorable evening. Dine and dance at Casanova. For dinner reservations call 572-0220 www.casanovamaui.com
DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Joe Con - Thursday (tonight!). Born and raised among the tobacco barns and horse farms of Kentucky, Joe Con immigrated to the Bay Area in 2000 at 17 and found himself living in the Tenderloin. Mmmm, tenderloin. Now, he has made his way to Maui with smart rhymes and funky mellow beats. $7. 10:30 p.m., Paradice Bluz. Festival Wind Symphony - Thursday (tonight!). Arts for Education Group presents the 2006 Maui Invitational Band Festival featuring Nassau Suffolf Performing Arts Maui Community Band. Free. 6 p.m., Westin Maui Resort and Spa, 667-2525. Orchestra Concert - Friday. Maui Festival Orchestra Concert featuring Raiatea Helm, Emma Veary, Rita O’Conner, Peter-Rockford Espiritu and Tau Dance Theater all accompanied by the Maui Festival Orchestra. Whoa. That’s a lot of names. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Jazzy - Saturday. It’s time for some “Jazz Under the Stars” with the Emil Richards Quartet, Nassau Suffolk Vocal Jazz Ensemble, Los Angeles Music Academy and Jazz Camp Student All Stars. Free. 6 p.m., Grand Wailea, 283-3576. Totoy Bibbo w/Rachelle Ann Go - Tuesday. Filipino comedian/singer/dancer Vhong Navarro, also known as Totoy Bibbo, brings his exciting variety show with one of the Star of the Champion talented singers, Rachelle Ann Go. This fun evening of celebration will have everything from musical numbers to comedy to dance performed with a local dance group. Tickets: $78, $63, $45. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Superhero Party - Tuesday. Techno shoes on Tues. is always a party, but this time there’s a twist. DJ Lynnwood joins DJ Ed V, DJ Durty and special surprise guest DJs for a superhero party. Super duper! $10 or dress as your favorite superhero to get in for free. 10 p.m., Paradice Bluz.
TICKETS ON SALE Fame - July 6-9. This energy-charged, pop musical tells the story of a diverse group of students who struggle their way through four years at New York City’s School of the Performing Arts, the “Fame School.” $15. 7:30 p.m., Steppingstone Playhouse, Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, mauiacademy.org or 244-8760. Reggae on the Valley - July 7. 2nd Annual Reggae on the Valley with Yellowman, Wailing Souls & Fiji. It may not be a camp-out festival at the river, but it just might smell like it. Tickets: $37, $32. 6:30 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469. Little Shop of Horrors - July 7-30. A down-and-out skid row floral assistant becomes an overnight sensation when he discovers an exotic plant with a mysterious craving for fresh blood. Soon "Audrey II" grows into an ill-tempered, foul-mouthed, R&B singing carnivore who offers him fame and fortune in exchange for feeding its growing appetite, finally revealing itself to be an alien creature poised for global domination. Tickets available at box office or If the Shoe Fits, 12 N. Market Street, Wailuku. Fri & Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sun, 5 p.m., Iao Theater, 242-6969. PS69 starring Susan Jeremy - July 13. A very funny examination of life as a substitute teacher in a Brooklyn school. Susan Jeremy plays all 24 characters in her critically-acclaimed tour de force based on Jeremy's experiences as a teacher in a Brooklyn public elementary school. Tickets: $18. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Pieces XXIV: Strike A Pose - July 15-16. MAPA dancers promise to inspire audiences with style and passion in their annual Pieces dance concert. Featuring New York choreographer, Kordelia, this annual dance showcase is sure to make your whole family want to get up and move. Tickets: $15, $12. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Fashion and Floral Extravaganza - July 22. One of the world’s top floral designers will team up with leading fashion designers for the 6th annual Maui Youth & Family Services "Growing Dreams" event. All proceeds from the event go to benefit Maui Youth & Family Services. Tickets: $100, $75. 9 a.m.-1 p.m., Four Seasons Resort, Wailea, 357-2282 or www.myfs.com. Henry Kapono - July 22. Henry Kapono’s “Wild Hawaiian” music has been getting rave reviews and creating a buzz around the islands with people of all ages and nationalities. With his alternative/pop/rock arrangements and his band of power hitters, the music will rock you. Tickets: $30, $25, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Damon Wayans - July 23. One Maui performance only! Iconoclastic comedian Damon Wayans brings
his patented brand of insightful, take-no-prisoners humor to the stage. Tickets: $45, $35. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Michael Buble - July 29. He’ll sweep you away with velvet-voiced renditions of beloved timeless classics like “Save the Last Dance,” “How Sweet It Is,” “Fever” and more. $65, $55, $45. 7:30 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469. Hoobastank & Hot Hot Heat - Aug. 6. 10 years ago, Hoobastank built up a local following in Agoura Hills, CA, got signed, put out two records that earned accolades like "post-grunge ear candy," released a monster ballad, "The Reason" and got nominated for three Grammys. On Maui, they’ll be playing with Hot Hot Heat. Where some of their contemporaries delve into '60s garage or '70s post-punk, Hot Hot Heat specializes in re-creating and reinvigorating the new wave music of the late '70s and early '80s. Tickets: $45, $38. 7:30 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469. Maui Calls - Aug. 11. MACC’s annual gala, premier fundraiser and all-around fabulous evening. Featuring entertainment, live auction, and fine dining. 6 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, www.mauiarts.org or 242-2787 x 225.
EVENTS Whalers Village Center Stage: Thu, 3-4 p.m., hula lessons; Fri, 12-2 p.m., lei making class; Sat, 6:30-7 p.m., Polynesian hula show, 7:30-8 p.m., Tahitian dance; Sun, 7-8 p.m., Rhythyms of Aloha with Benny Uyetake; Mon, 6:30-7 p.m., Dances of Polynesia, 7:30-8 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; Tue, 11 a.m.-1 p.m., lei making class. All shows free. Guitar Lessons - Thu-Fri. Beginning and intermediate guitar players, step on up to a chance to improve (or find) your skills. Ages 9 to adult. 9 a.m.-12 p.m., MACC, 283-3576. Guitar Lessons - Thu-Fri.The Los Angeles Music Academy, LAMA, visits Maui for the first time as a participant of the 2006 Maui Invitational Band Festival Camp is open to intermediate and advanced level musicians of any age for the instruments of guitar and bass. $35 per class. 9 a.m.-12 p.m., MACC, 667-2805. Emil Richards Jazz Camp - Thu-Fri. Learn Indian rhythms as they relate to 4/4 jazz playing, prepare for performance, jazz improvisation techniques, recording and performing musical techniques and playing the blues. $25 per class. MACC, 667-2805. Art of Living - Thu-Wed. This six-day course offers a lifetime of benefits. There are free weekly follow up sessions in which the breathing techniques are reinforced and the integrity of the group is maintained. The Hawaii Art of Living group is run entirely by a volunteer staff and all proceeds go directly to community service projects. $250/week. Call 264-0066.
THURSDAY, JUNE 29 African Dance - Abdoulaye Camara, master teacher and choreographer from Guinea, West Africa will return to Maui to teach a series of West African Dance classes. Dance classes are accompanied by professional live drumming. $15. 6:30 p.m., Makawao Union Church Hall, 572-1535.
LAHAINA’S #1 PARTY NIGHT $
1 DRINK NIGHT is moving to MONDAY July 3rd for ONE WEEK ONLY
Come Join Us th of
DJ & Dancing! No cover
Lahaina - 844 Front St. • 667-7758
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If you’re having trouble with the IRS, haven’t filed tax returns in years, or owe money, we can help. We’re the “we’re weird, we actually love doing taxes” folks, so if there’s anyway humanely possible to make this a pleasant experience, it’s with us. And now that our tax season is finally over this is the best time of the year for us to help you with your little problem. Start soon though. We don’t want to scare you but... it can take months to gather lost/missing information, prepare returns, wait for IRS assessment, request penalty abatement, prepare an offer in compromise, and all the other miriad steps necessary before your problem is resolved for the least amount possible.
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FRIDAY, JUNE 30 Admissions - Fridays through Aug. 11. Maui Community College’s Educational Opportunity Center is hosting admissions information sessions for anyone interested in college but unsure of where to begin. Attendees will get the inside scoop on college admissions, financial aid, testing, housing, and other issues important to new students. Limited seating. Free, MCC, 984-3286. Hemp Rally - In commemoration of the expiration of the Hawaii Hemp Law, IHEMP is having a hemp rally. Hemp info will be available, showing of "Hemp for Victory" a 1942 Government propaganda film designed to show American farmers how to grow hemp to support the war effort, hemp discussion will be led by Anthony Simmons, live music and materials to make hemp banners will be available. At the end of the rally all who are willing will go over to the county council chambers to show their support for hemp. 11 a.m.-3 p.m., Honolli Park, Wailuku. Invisible Ballots - Screening of the film, “Invisible Ballots: A Temptation for Vote Electronic Fraud”. Governments are installing computerized voting systems with no paper record to verify accuracy. Yikes. Donations welcome. 7 p.m., Maui Booksellers, Wailuku, 244-9091.
SATURDAY, JULY 01 Parade - Makawao Parade starts at the Veteran's Cemetary and goes to Eddie Tam Community Center. 9 a.m. 572-9565.
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Thursday 06/29 Kilohana $5, 10pm
1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299
CAFE MARC AUREL
Tom Cherry Band $5, 10pm
Ohana Groove $5, 10pm
Hinterlander, No cover, 7:30pm
28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852
1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220
John Moore 9:30pm
142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453
MON - Industry Night, No cover, 10pm; WED -DJ Shark in the Water, No cover, 9:30pm
Sharon De Ponte & Silverspur Band, $7, 9:45pm
Country Knights $10, 9:45pm
WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/DjBlast, $10, 9:45pm
Charley’s B-Day Party w/ Mana’O Radio, 9:30pm
Inna Vision 9:30pm
MON - Kanoa & Friends, 9:30pm; WED - Liquid Lounge, 9:30pm
Lucid Fusion 10:30pm
WED - Lucid Fusion, 9pm
Wild 105.5 Party
DJ Shark in the Water No cover, 9:30pm
MON - Open Mic, No cover, 7pm
Royal Lahaina Resort, Ka’anapali - 661-3611
41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001
Monday 07/03 – Wednesday 07/05
Haiku Hillbillys, No cover, 7:30pm
DON THE BEACHCOMBER HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB
DJ LX, Mark EZ, H-Boogie
MON - Willie K, 9pm; TUE - 4th of July Party w/DJ Skinny Guy, 9pm;WED - Dolla Balla, 9pm
HARD ROCK CAFÉ
MON - Reggae at the Rock, $5, 10pm
900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400
HENRY’S BAR & GRILL
41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849
Chance & the Blues Daddies, No cover, 9pm
Accelerated Healing - Learn what it takes to go fast forward with super accelerated healing. Free. 9:3011:30 a.m., The Dragon’s Den, 573-3113. Summer Surf Party - Malibu Shirts will host a summer surf party featuring live surf music, prizes and hosted on the air LIVE with KONI Radio 104.7. 1-3 p.m., Malibu Shirts, Surf Museum and Apparel, Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali, 667-2280. MauiFEST - MauiFEST Hawai'i Lahaina Film Festival is a celebration of music and arts with award winning Polynesian films and Grammy winning musicians, filmmakers, Hawaiian culture, arts, and crafts in the heart of Lahaina. Free. 3-11 p.m., Lahaina, 573-5530. Drive-In Movie - The largest permanent movie screen in the Pacific. Blockbuster movies, Hawaiian cultural films, live Hawaiian music, food booths from Maui's award winning restaurants. $20 per car for as many people you can get in a vehicle. 6-10 p.m., Maui Community College. 984-3500 or 573-5530.
SUNDAY, JULY 02 Tango - Add a little spice to your life. Learn to tango with a new class for beginners. $55/ 6 classes. 6-7:30 p.m., MACC, 876-0485. Sunset Jazz at Whalers Village - The jazz performances are free and feature some of Maui’s, and America’s, greatest jazz artists. 6-9 p.m., Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali. 661-4567. Yeehaw! - Line dance lessons. All types of music. All ages welcome. Every Sun. Free. 7 p.m., Lahaina Cannery Mall, firstname.lastname@example.org, 667-9513.
MONDAY, JULY 03 Dance Potluck - Hawaii Ballroom Dance Assoc. registration, social and potluck for classes in Tango, Merengue, and East Coast Swing. $10. 6-9:30 p.m., Velma McWayne Santos Community Center, Wailuku, 871-9420.
TUESDAY, JULY 04 Socrates Cafe - Socratic method dialogue group; come help to create a space for democracy to flourish. Purpose is to improve our questioning ability. 4-6 p.m., Maui Booksellers, www.philosopher.org or 244-9091.
WEDNESDAY, JULY 05 “WOW!” - Wailea on Wednesdays now presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. This week: Jamie Lawrence Hawaiian Band. 6:30-8 p.m. Call 891-6770 ext. 2.
Tony Ray No cover, 9pm
The Edge No cover, 9pm
Program, Kahului Pubic Library invites you to join the Hawaii Nature Center on a spiderific adventure! Crawl on over and track the hidden hangouts and silken webs of the world of spiders. Free. 10:30 a.m. Call 873-3097. Graphic Design for Teens - Every Mon. Hands-on graphic design class using PC computers with Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator. For teenagers only. Free. 34 p.m. at Hui Malama Learning Center, Wailuku. 2445911, ext. 35.
LECTURE English as a Second Language - Every Thu. & Tue. Hui Malama offers ESL classes for residents and visitors. 9 a.m.-12 p.m., 160 #A N. Market St., Wailuku, 249-0111. GED - Every Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center offers a free GED class to residents of Hana. 5-7 p.m., Hana Library, 244-5911. Entrepreneurship Talk Story - Every Fri. Established and Start-up entrepreneurs as well as other business service providers welcome to share challenges, solutions, brainstorm and network. Free. 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m., Maui County Business Resource Center located in the Maui Mall. 873-8247. Dreams - Fri. Dreams are a language of the soul. Decode your dreams and understand the messages of wisdom they offer you. $15. 6:30-8:30 p.m. The Studio Maui, 575 9093. Sexual Chemistry - Fri. Award-winning international author and practicing physician, Todd Michael, gives a two-hour interactive program exploring “Sexual Chemistry: What Actually Works.” $15. 7:30-9:30 p.m., Maui Beach Hotel, 875-8820.
ENVIRONMENTAL Dunes Walk - Sat. Waike’e dunes walk is an easy, two-three hour outing. The 277-acre site, once slated for development as a destination golf course and resort, will be restored as an environmental, cultural, historic and educational resource by the land trust, which owns the property. Free. 9 a.m. Call for directions. mauicoastallandtrust.org or 244-5263.
SPORTS Rompin’ - PoliPoli 10mi.trail romp. 8:30 a.m. Meet at Rice Park,Kula, 276-3222 or 579-6065.
Keiki Summer Camp - Wed. through Fri. (through Sep. 1). Maui Ocean Center will be offering a day camp this summer for children age 7-12. Children will spend the day with trained ocean naturalists, learning about Hawaii’s unique marine life. $55. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Maui Ocean Center, 270-7075 or 270-7085. Spiderific - Thu. As part of the Summer Reading Program, Wailuku Pubic Library invites you to join the Hawaii Nature Center on a spiderific adventure! Crawl on over and track the hidden hangouts and silken webs of the world of spiders. Free. 2 p.m. Call 243-5766. After-School Tutoring - Every Thu and Tue. Hui Malama Learning Center provides trained tutors to all children who attend this after school program. Students who attend will also have the opportunity to learn hula, play ‘ukulele, play games and more. Free. 2:30-4:30 p.m., 399 N Market St., Wailuku. 986-0700 or 244-5911 for other locations. Spiderific - Fri. As part of the Summer Reading
Jack Hamilton - Every Thu. in June. Jack Hamilton will be painting live. He often captures his enjoyment of nature by using the inspiration of open-air (plein air) painting on location. 6-10 p.m. Maui Hands Gallery, Hyatt Regency Ka’anapali, 573-2021 or 667-7997. Rhonda Aquino - Fri. Born and raised on Maui, local artist Rhonda Aquino demonstrates her printmaking and mixed media techniques. 6:30-9 p.m., The Quan Gallery, 667-2757. Art Night - Every Fri. night. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments, all free and open to the public. 7-10 p.m., Front Street. 6679194. Suzy Papanikolas - Sat. Opening reception for “Ho’Oaka” (casing shadows), new paintings by Suzy Papanikolas. 6-8 p.m. Viewpoints Gallery, Makawao, www.viewpointsgallerymaui.com or 572-5979. Guillem Molinas Bort - Sat. Opening reception for
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Guillem. He came to the island months ago, and has fallen in love with it. Now he will grace Maui with his explosive colour explorations. DJ Durty will also be there to spin. BYOB. 8 p.m.-12:30 a.m., Livewire Cafe, Lahaina, 661-4213.
POETRY Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, 276-5467.
POLITICAL Talk Story - Wed. Mayor Alan Arakawa will hold a meeting to discuss the establishment of a non-profit Sister Cities Foundation. 4 p.m., Maui County Business Resource Center, Maui Mall, 873-8247.
TV/Radio Talk Story - Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m. on KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145. Maui Talks - Tue. A live, public affairs, call-in talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m. Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 572-8787. Words of Peace - Wed and Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace. Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 7 a.m., Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 5733084. Call In - Fri. Political and public affairs, call-in talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800. Smallville - Fri. Small Town Maui, a new live onehour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. Debuts at 7 a.m., KAOI, 1110 AM.
DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Clay Mortenson Mon, Tue. All sets from 7:30-10 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Cheeseburger In Paradise - Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Sat & Sun; Howard Ahia, Mon & Fri; The Carroll Brother, Tue; Hau Phat, Wed; Live music. All Sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908. Hula Grill - Kawika Lum , Albert & Billy, Mon; Jarret Roback and Albert & Billy, Tue; Ernest Pua’a and Brian & Roy, Wed; Ernest Pua’a and Bradah Brian & Don Thu; Bradah Brian & Roy, Fri; TBA, Sat; Kawika Lum Ryan Tanaka & Friends, Sun. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 6676636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Acoustic Music every night. 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787. Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Wed & Thu; Harry Troupe, Fri & Sat; Teri Garrison, Sun; Joshua, Tue; Steven Monroe. All shows 7 p.m.-close. 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina, 667-9616. Kahana Sands Restaurant - Featuring live music.
4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000. Kimo’s - Sam Ahia, Wed.-Sat., 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. Leilani’s On The Beach - Crazy Fingers, Thu, 3:30 5:30 p.m.; JD & Friends, Fri-Sat, 2:30-5:30 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m; Wed Jarret Robak 3:30 5:30 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495. Mango Cafe - Live entertainment, Fri.-Sun, 5-7 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Ka’anapali, 667-1929. Maui Brewing Co. - Nino Toscano, Thu-Fri; Kawika Lum Ho, Sat; Damien Awai/ Kawika Lum Ho, Sun; Brian Haia, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho, Tue; Damien Awai, Wed. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473. Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Trevor Jones, Tue. & Thu.; AnRil, Fri.; John Taylor, Sat.; Irish Jam Session, Wed. All shows start at 6 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. Pioneer Inn - Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Greg Di Piazza, Wed, 6-9 p.m.; Captain Billy Bones, Tue, 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 6613636. Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Piano Music with Shiro Mori - Thu., Darrin Lenett - Fri, Gene Argel - Mon. Tue., Angie Carr, Wed., all shows 6-8 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant - Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques, Thu; Kincade Basques, Fri, Sat, Mon and Tues; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed. All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500. WM – Live music nightly, 6-9:30 p.m.; Mon, Wed, Fri, Sat, On the Rocks; Thu, Benoit Jazz Works. 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898.
SOUTH MAUI Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo, Fri and Mon, 6:30-9 p.m.; Braddah Frances and friends, Sat, 6:30 p.m.; Terri Garrison, Sun, 4-6:30 p.m Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844. Capische? – Mark Johnston, Thu-Sat; Brian Cuomo, Sun and Wed; Sal & Estaire Godinez, Mon. All sets 710 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224. Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana -- Eddi Delgado, Fri, 78:30 p.m.; Island Stylin’, Sat and Mon, 7-8:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, Kihei, 875-2910. Marco’s Southside Grill – Various artists (piano), Mon-Sun. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. Mulligan’s on the Blue – Celtic Tigers, Thu and Fri, 8 p.m.; Celtic Tigers, Sun, 7 p.m.; Gypsy Pacific, Mon, 7 p.m.; Benoit Jazz Works, Tue, 7 p.m.; Joyce & Gord, Wed, 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 8741131. Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly Music 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080. South Shore Tiki Lounge - Live entertainment. Tony & Peter, Sun, Tue and Thu; Wed and Fri, Trevor Jones 4-6 p.m. Outdoor seating on the Aloha Jungle Lanai. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Patrick Major, Tue & Thu. All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Kenny Roberts, Sun & Mon.; Kaleo Cullen with hula show by Cora, Tue.;
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Live Entertainment 9pm
Da Hawaiians, 6pm
Kenny Roberts, 6pm
El Nino 6pm
The Dogg House 10pm
MON - Steve Mendoza, 6pm; TUE-WED - Da Hawaiians, 6pm
Thirsty Thursdays w/Q103 $6, 10pm
El Dogg 10pm
Hot Latin Nights w/Jammin’ J, $6, 10pm
Adam Bowen 10pm
MON - Crunch Pups, 10pm; TUE - Pani Mai, 9pm; WED - Curtis Williams, 10pm
Crazy Fingers 10pm
Fine Line 9pm
Blue Print 9pm
Malik & Skipper Beats or DJ Tony
MON - Open Mic w/Adam Bowen, 9pm; TUE - Kanoa & Shawn of Gomega, 10pm; WED - Hoku, 9pm
120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844
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36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711
355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001
Monday 07/03 – Wednesday 07/05
Salsa w/DJ El Gato No cover, 10pm
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845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811
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136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555
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Keoki Ruiz, Wed.; Kawika Lum Ho, Thu.; Kaleo Cullen, Fri.; Louis Lambert, Sat. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd, 891-8860. Yorman’s By The Sea – All That Jazz Band, WedSun 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.
CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Fri; Ron Kuala’au, 6 p.m. 1237 L Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774. Brigit & Bernard's Gardencafe - Live entertainment. 335 Hoohana St., Kahului. Café Marc Aurel - Sat; Shimmy Nights Transport yourself to realms of the Mysterious and Exotic with Live Belly Dance performances. Two shows 7 p.m. & 8 p.m. Mon, Express Yourself with Music, Song, Poetry Open Mic Night, 7:30 p.m. all shows no cover. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. Mañana Garage - Nightly Neto & Friends, Latin music, 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220. Moana Cafe - Thu; Haiku Hillbillys, Fri; Benoit Jazz Works, Wed; Hula Honeys. All shows 6:30-9:30 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-9999. Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything on Maui: Conveyor-belt sushi. Live Music every Wed, 48 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 8778744. Unisan - Sushi and more. Mon, Tue & Thu; Billy. Wed, Fri & Sat; Allen. All performances 6-8 (or 9)p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.
UPCOUNTRY MAUI Jacque’s - Live Jazz, Mon, 5 p.m.120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844. Livewire Cafe - Various Artists, Fri-Sat and Wed, 9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. Moana Cafe - Hula Honeys, vintage and contemporary Hawaiian music with elegance and aloha. Live Jazz, Wed; Anik, Fri; Benoit Jazz,6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.
RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI ■ EMBASSY VACATION RESORT 104 KA’ANAPALI SHORES, LAHAINA, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Live music, Thu and Wed; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon and Tue. All sets from 5:309:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. ■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 NOHEA KAI DR, LAHAINA, 661-1234 Weeping Banyan Lounge: Live music nightly 6:309:30 p.m. directly following the torch lighting ceremony. ■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0011 Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages: Illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 5 p.m. Free hula show, 6:307:30 nightly. Tiki Courtyard Of Ka’anapali Beach Hotel: Live music featuring Alanui with Uncle Rudi, nightly from 6:30 p.m. Sun, Hula show, 6:30 p.m. ■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 NOHEA KAI DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 667-1200
Hawaiian Music: Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Kincaid Basques Fri-Sat, Mon-Tue; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m. ■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA ONE RITZ-CARLTON DRIVE, KAPALUA, 6696200 Lobby Lounge: Live music, 6-10 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae,TueSat, 6:15-9:45 p.m. Kapalua Indoor Theater: Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Concerts series features traditional Hawaiian music. Every Wed 7:30 p.m. Tickets: $40 visitor and $30 kama`aina rate. 1-888-669-3858. ■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 KEKAA DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 661-3611 Live Hawaiian music, 6-8pm Thu-Sat in the Royal Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian song and dance at 5 nightly. ■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/hula dancers, 6-8 nightly; Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly. ■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 667-2525 Tropica: Happy hour music: Wilmont Kahaialii, Thu, 3-6 p.m. & Tue, 3-5 p.m.; Mitch Kepa, Fri, Mon & Wed, 3-6 p.m.; Ron Santiago, Sun, 3-6 p.m.; Nightly Music 6-9 p.m. Scott Baird, Thu; Steve Sargenti, Fri & Sat; Derek Elaban, Sun; Margie Heart, Mon; Brian Haia, Tue; Kalani Smythe, Wed.
SOUTH MAUI ■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:3011:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:30-7:30 p.m. w/hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Nils & Anastasia (of VooDoo Suns) live & unplugged Mon and Sat, 8:3011:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:30-11:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly.
Hawaiian Entertainment w/hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradise & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. ■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace: Live Hawaiian contemporary music by Lono, Mon-Tue; Bobby Krueger, Wed-Thu; Mahalo Greg, Fri; Rama Camarillo, Sat; Mondo Kane, Sun. All sets 6-9 p.m. ■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 MAKENA ALANUI, 874-1111
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■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, Live Music, Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m.; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly. ■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-4100 Lobby Bar, Live music nightly 5:30-9:30 p.m. ■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA East Wing- Live music with Marti Kluth playing classical, pop, and Jazz piano 6:30 p.m. -8 p.m., Wed
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I’ve noticed you’ve been smiling a lot lately, Leo. It’s easy when the sun is shining, like you’re a solar cell being charged right up and letting the overflow spill out in generous radiant good cheer. Don’t hold back. Like a solar cell, you’re not all that good at saving this kind of energy for later; it’ll just trickle out unnoticed until virtually nothing’s left. You might as well spend, spend, spend. You’re almost inexhaustible at the moment, so why not? Convert your abundance of personal warmth into karmic good credit. You can’t go wrong with karmic credit—and you can never have too much.
VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) You’ve got this week. On the 4th of July Mercury goes retrograde, so getting shit done will not be nearly as easy—especially all that nitpicky little must-do crap that you’ve been sort of putting off. Get it out of the way; it’ll be a lot simpler during the next few days than it will be in the next few weeks, when it’ll take three times as long to complete, if you can complete it at all; you may find that some of it is just plain impossible. I know, that makes this week look kind of lame and crappy, overall. All I can say is: better this week be blah than this month.
LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Don’t buy crap you don’t need. That’s July’s lesson for you, coming up. Try it if you don’t believe me. You’ll see. This doesn’t mean you can’t be hedonistic or lavish at all. You do need a certain amount of luxury in your life, don’t you? Just keep it to a minimum, especially avoiding impulse purchases, which will pretty much never work out as you hoped. Keep the luxuriousness to a reliable minimum and you’ll have a month of perhaps relatively moderate pleasures—but you’ll enjoy them a lot more because you’re not busy kicking yourself.
SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Things have been kind of twisted for a while now. Everyone knows that advice, no matter how good, simply can’t get you untangled—and we’ve tried, and tried. But how about a good example? How about someone living her life in a way that—while far from perfect and perhaps even as messed up as yours (but in different ways)—inspires or guides you to unravel your own mess? That might actually work. Keep an eye out for that someone this week, and next.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Take charge. It’s fun, and you’re good at it, even though on principle you tend to avoid too conspicuously taking the leadership role. But sometimes people just need to be told what to do, and at those times they’ll pretty much listen to anyone who acts like she knows what she’s doing. Unfortunately, that over-confident loudmouth is often also an idiot, and steers the poor sheep-folk in totally the wrong direction. Since you do know where you’re going and what everyone ought to be getting up to, not taking charge would almost be an insult, and a crime.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) I adore my Capricorn friends. But sometimes I long, desperately, for you to break out of your shells. I see you straining and struggling to shatter your cool, distanced reserve, and usually failing. Hopefully next week’s Full Moon on the 4th can charge you with enough energy to smash your inhibitions, at least temporarily—while retaining enough control to keep from doing anything too embarrassing. What would help you break free (besides, you know, intoxication)? Let me know, and I’ll pass it on: Caeriel@yahoo.com.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) I’d forgotten just how enthusiastic you can be; your spark and energy for life rivaled that of those Leos lurking on the opposite side of the zodiac (they’re actually quite like you, in many ways). Why had this slipped my mind? Because, unlike those socially-hungry Lions, you just haven’t been around much. Remedy your absence by reconnecting with those you’d inadvertently distanced yourself from. They won’t hold it against you; charmed by your smile, they’ll let you pick up right where you last left off.
PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) I have tons of compassion for you Pisces. Most of the Fish I know spend a lot of time being just plain bewildered by life. I think it’s having fewer filters between you and reality, not more, that generates so much confusion. This is why so many Pisceans adopt artificial filters—but your attempts at buffering and softening your world can often generate more gigantic, scarier monsters than you’ve ever had to face before. Be careful, when you’re sipping that cocktail, or knocking back that pill, or nurturing codependence with your partner, that you’re not actually making things worse, in the long run. Perhaps you can keep an eye out for a healthier, more sustainable filter? They exist.
ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Your fans (or would-be fans) are looking high and low for you—but a lot of them are emerging from the social fray empty-handed. This is when they turn to me and wonder: Where the hell are all the Aries? Thus—for your own good as well as ours, since I know how much you enjoy admiration (and despise unsolicited criticism)—I ask you: How does one meet a good Aries? How do we catch your eye? I welcome, especially, interesting tales of how you met people important to you: Caeriel@yahoo.com.
TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Let’s dispense with inadequate measures, shall we? I’m talking of the kinds of precautions you’re taking that will ultimately do you no good. These are the equivalent of hiding under a desk holding your head during a nuclear explosion. They’re worse than pointless. So decide ahead of time what you can actually do to help or protect yourself, realistically. Do that, then relax. Life’s unpredictable. It’s not safe. Be reasonable and wise; beyond that, why not dance? Living it up, post reasonable precautions, is the way to go this week.
GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) I know certain artists and writers who seem to have their tongues in the groove. They have this knack for reaching into the ether and snatching something vital straight from the cosmic unconscious. Then they all work with the idea at the same time, without really being aware that they’re riding the same wave until it crashes up on shore and they let everyone see their work. You’re tapped in now, too. Can you feel it? It’s your turn to play cultural shaman and introduce us to the next phase of the new ideas we’ve been percolating all together. What will it be this month, Gemini? Clue us in. CAERIEL@YAHOO.COM
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She tries it on, like a dress. She decides it doesn’t fit, And starts to take it off. Her skin comes, too. - “Love” by Lola Haskins Nervously, I stood before him, a long table between us, and slowly lifted my shirt. He beckoned for me to come closer. For a moment, he stared at my bare flesh, contemplating me as a carver would a block of intricate sandstone. I flushed under his scrutinizing gaze. At first, I made sure to leave the t-shirt bunched up around my neck, tucking it carefully under the right cup of my bra in a halfhearted attempt at modesty. Shyly, I unzipped my skirt, sliding it a few inches below my navel, holding my breath as I looked back at him. He paid no attention to me. Wordlessly, he slipped on one latex glove, then another, and looked over his array of tools on the small stand next to his chair. I inhaled deeply and removed my top. My skin tingled. He turned to face me again, grabbing my hips and pulling me closer still. Leaning back in his chair, he coolly swabbed, cleaned and meticulously shaved my exposed flesh. And though I stood under bright lamps that warmed my face and neck, I shivered. “Hold still,” he said. Steadying me, he sketched elaborate lines and swirls of purple and red on my torso. I stood there for what seemed like an eternity, listening to the blaring noise and wail of 1980’s hair band love songs from the shop’s overhead stereo speakers. Heaven isn’t too far awaaay… ahhh… Closer to it every daaay… oh-oh… No matter what your friends say, I know we’re gonna find a way—yeah, heaven! I shut my eyes, focusing on the feathery touch of his marker flitting over my skin, his hands gently turning me this way, then that. He was so intent on his creation I could feel the warmth and rhythm of his breathing. I began to meld into the design, imagining myself taking the shape of its jagged waves and turbulent tides. My body began to sway. “I feel dizzy,” I said. He guided me to the table just before I passed out. I came to, in what seemed like mere seconds later, as the piercing blue of his concerned, bemused and peering eyes met mine. “Uh, sorry,” I said, embarrassed. He smiled, looking sideways at me and exhaling the last of his cigarette. “Are you ready?” he asked. He instructed me to lie on my side, with my back towards him and my head resting on the thin leather pillow that I gripped in anticipation. At the initial whir of his gun, my senses quickened. I tensed. “Breathe,” he said. I inhaled deeply, as a slow burning penetrated my skin. The burn quickly turned into a scorching fire, an unyielding pain gliding over my flesh, then disappearing. My mind exploded in quiet panic: What am I doing? Can I handle this? “It’s best if you face the pain head on,” I heard a voice say. And then, it began again. Only this time, it was more intense. My tender skin boiled under the pressure, then teased with fermata. He changed positions, deftly covering my hips with his chest, his fingers splayed against the curve of my waist, digging deeper, stoically following lines up to my breast, engorged with ink and blood, pulsing with determination. At each sustained pause, my entire body shuddered uncontrollably. A different curve now, trailed with care like a shard of glass across the belly of a betraying lover. Another point was flourished with a jarring sting, an abrupt pinching of nerve endings and cells. At last, a disturbing calm enveloped me, as I sank further into the stringent pain, no longer clutching onto any mental vision of relief. I focused only on the sound of buzzing, my body intensely alive, and the vague feeling of fans cooling the flames that surrounded me. There was no fanfare when he finished. The room was now quiet. He simply turned off his instrument, wiped my flesh, removed his gloves and walked away. I lay still for a moment, feeling what could only be the pulsating waves and violently quivering layer of my new skin. A dark and stormy sea where once was soft and uncertain.
Samantha Campos would like to thank Circle at Evolved Art Tattoo (1942 Main St., Wailuku, 808-242-2444) for masterfully indulging in her fantasies of exquisite skin ink torture. MTW
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