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4 MAUI COUNTY People talk about taro, Taguma and books in Letters. Eh Brah! is not too happy about a know-it-all hit and run. Rob Report revisits a few important issues. LC Watch has more stings and more photos! Matson makes the Maui 10 and all of the ladies in the office swooned (for no apparent reason) over Jared Libby’s Coconut Wireless. News of the Weird is weird.

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Phillip Prais, the preacher often seen in Lahaina, passed away on June 11. Starr Begley tries her hardest to honor his memory.

THIS WEEK’S QUESTION What’s your favorite summertime activity?

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24 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT Jessica Armstrong tells us all about gay pride and Starr Begley talks blood and gore in Mind Candy. Again.

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The following two letters are in response to Kate Bradshaw’s June 12 story, “No More Books”

This letter is in response to the June 12 edition of Rob Report, “Where’s the Water, Brah?”

The public libraries in Kahului and Wailuku do not have books that cover the same broad range of subjects that the Community College library contained. This will mean less access to “browseable” knowledge for Maui youth. What does it say about the caliber of education at MCC if they don’t even have a library?

-On Campus via Mauitime.com

I’ve been watching taro farmers fighting for water my whole life. It’s so hard to see the Wailuanui taro farmers fight legally for seven years only to get the run around from the Commission for Water Resource Management.

It’s obvious that A&B/HC&S/EMI are violating their lease.

There is just as real an injury to the downstream land owners as there would be to HC&S if they were not getting sufficient water. This situation needs to be made pono, not allowed to continue and drag heels. 180 days has come and gone. The US is governed by a system of laws and it is clear that Native Hawaiians water rights are being trampled by lack of law enforcement on their behalf.

This is a small island and we need to do what is right for everyone not just a small percentage of the population. Yes, EMI employs 800 workers in sugar, but should their employment take precedence over the host culture’s way of life? Restored stream flow would not only benefit small farmers, it would revitalize entire ecosystems, restore estuaries and near shore marine life. In Hawaii, the environment is the economy so it is in all of our best interests to malama ‘aina.

Maybe instead of water thirsty sugarcane, HC&S could look into less thirsty clumping bamboo and grab a piece of the $500 million in US imports not to mention the ecological benefits and possibility of truly affordable bamboo homes. If Vietnam–a third world country–could do it, surely Hawaii can also.

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This is a bad idea. They could at least have leased out a building so we could check out books. The inter library system is difficult to navigate.

I didn’t go to college to find nice carpets. I go to college to read books and become educated. This is a really dumb idea and I’m ashamed to go to MCC, knowing that there isn’t going to be a library there. Need any more disgruntled student quotes?

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TAGUMA DEBATE The following two letters are in response to the June 12 edition of Restless Native, “Here’s to You Mr. Ticket Writer” Yeah, and Hitler was a humanitarian. I’ve witnessed him [Taguma] abuse his police powers by making threats to run someone out of town if they didn’t get along with him. His job is to enforce the laws, not to carry out personal vendettas using the powers entrusted to him. Don’t mistake malicious intent for dedication.

-amazed bystander via Mauitime.com That buggah gave me my first AND fourth seatbelt ticket. When I was 19 (I was invincible back then you know...) I was all cocky thinking it’s my right whether I want to wear my seatbelt or not. Guess what? I humbled out, wear my seatbelt and haven’t violated that law in over 15 years. You’re right Starr, he is just doing his job.

-Darren via Mauitime.com

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Send anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations, 200 words or less (which we reserve the right to edit), changing or deleting the names of the guilty and innocent to “Eh Brah!” c/o Maui Time Weekly, 33 N. Market St, Ste. 201, Wailuku, HI 96793 or send an e-mail to

ehbrah@mauitime.com This one goes out to the totally insensitive wahine who rear-ended my girlfriend in Haiku. First, you came barreling around a blind turn going way too fast, then you hit my girlfriend who slowed down to avoid an accident with a van going around the same blind turn on the wrong side of the road. My girlfriend moved to the next safe spot on the road in order to exchange information. But you just stuck your head out your window and in your “professional” opinion said it didn’t look like there was any major damage and that you were late for work and sped off! Guess what? Our baby was in the back seat and you gave my girlfriend whiplash. Also, there was more damage than you thought.

In your disrespectful arrogance did you forget that that a hit and run is a felony! Luckily, my girlfriend got your license number and called the cops. It’s only a matter of time before they find you. After all, we live on an island and probably in the same town. What the hell we’re you thinking? Only if you had stopped to make sure everyone was OK, this would be a different situation.

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LC Watch History Repeats Itself, Repeats Itself Hang Loose Lounge on Dairy Road in Kahului received a 10-day liquor license suspension for a second offense of serving a minor.

Again, a minor decoy. With a third offense pending hearing, last call could be on the horizon. Hang Loose is owned by Sean McDaniel, also owner of Henry's in Kihei.

The minor decoy program has upped the number of citations and hearings for the LC quite a bit. This is the the story: a minor goes into a bar, restaurant, or liquor store and tries to buy a drink. If he gets carded, he shows his real ID. If they sell him liquor, they're busted.

According to a rough LC Watch count, there were 11 businesses brought up before the Adjudication Board last year. This year, just through May, there have been 12. That's more than a 100 percent increase so far. Look out Maui County.

On another note, when this reporter was going through LC records, he couldn't help but notice some ironic twists of history.

Remember the battle to allow dancing in bars, fought by Maui Dance Advocates? (Dancing in some areas of a bar, or drinking on the dance floor is currently illegal in Maui County) Even Attorney Lance Collins got involved to try and get a more specific definition of "dancing". The thought was that the current definition was too vague. It included some lawyer-speak and was pretty broad. That said, if you've ever seen what happens at The Studio Maui in Haiku, you know that "dancing" comes in many forms.

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At the time, Liquor Commission Director Frank Silva said, he wasn't going to describe dancing; rather "I know it when I see it." Funny, Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart said the same thing in 1964 and now it's one of the most famous Supreme Court quotes. He was talking about obscenity and hard core porn: "I shall not today attempt further to define the kinds of material I understand to be embraced within and perhaps I could never succeed in intelligibly doing so. But I know it when I see it…"

He recanted his position years later when it became obvious that it would be tough to enforce a law using that as the standard.

Hard-core porn in 1964, then…dancing in 2008?

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STRANGLE HOLD Matson Navigation Co. returns to the top 10 this week following news of yet another fuel surcharge hike. According to an AP report in The Maui News this Sunday, the 4.5 percent rate increase is the 11th this year and brings the total fuel surcharge to 38.25 percent, the highest in the company’s history. As the largest shipping company on the islands, Matson’s latest round of rate hikes will affect businesses statewide.

Everything from automobiles to lumber is growing more expensive and the markups inevitably are being passed on to the consumers. In other news, a couple hundred Matson employees approved a possible strike for leverage in the lead up to contract negotiations. What this means for shipping costs remains to be seen, but it’s obvious Matson’s influence on the county and the state is becoming more and more important.

MOVIN’ ON UP Maui Land and Pineapple jumps another couple notches this week following an announcement that the company is now being traded publicly on the New York Stock Exchange. Adorned in flower leis and accompanied by a slew of Hula dancers, CEO David Cole rang the closing bell at the NYSE last week. Although the company’s stock finished down 3.6% on the day, ML&P also announced completion of the final phase of their gigantic $180 million Ritz-Carleton renovations in Kapalua. Even with the economy floundering desperately, ML&P seems to be in a pretty good position.

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In “Global Warning” (Apr. 24) I covered the recent efforts of author/environmentalist Bill McKibben, who spoke at Earth Day festivities at Maui Community College. Bill’s 350.org campaign had just been launched as a way to spread the word of the need to reduce our carbon emissions worldwide, bringing CO2 to a safe level of 350 parts per million.

Springing into action, the volunteers designed a banner and, four days after McKibben’s visit, hundreds of Earth Day revelers at Baldwin Beach Park held it aloft for a helicopter flyover and photo. The aerial shot and accompanying story were quickly posted to the 350.org website and can still be found on their blog page. But for those of you who crave immediate gratification, here’s the photo.

IT’S IN THE BAG “Drastic Plastic” (May 1) delved into our throwaway culture, and the efforts of one company, Styrophobia, to educate our community on better choices.

Looks like our County Council has a choice to make as well, as the plastic bag ban ordinance has finally been scheduled for deliberation. The Council Public Works Committee will consider the proposed bill on Wednesday, June 18th, and if it passes it will require two readings at full Council before it can be signed into law.

Anyone who has driven along our island highways can see that plastic bags are the favorite plaything of our rascally trade winds. They’re not only an eyesore, but actually cost our county big bucks, much of it spent in a contract to pick up bags around the Central Maui Landfill on gusty Pulehu Road.

Cloth shopping bags are back in vogue, are washable and reusable Such a deal! And Judy Edwards sent this quote as a reminder that plastic is indeed drastic: “Except for a small amount that’s been incinerated, every bit of plastic manufactured in the world for the last fifty years or so still remains.

It’s somewhere in the environment.”

LET’S GET GROWING “Down on Patrick’s Farm” (Oct.4) investigated biodynamic growing

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methods, and the successful model of Community Supported Agriculture by one small Peahi farm operation. “More Food For Thought” (Oct 18) reported on Maui Aloha `Aina’s sixth annual Body & Soil conference and the links between soil health, plant health, and human health.

Food prices are on the rise, fueled by transportation costs due to surging oil prices. It seems as though our leaders have been more concerned with seeking renewable energy sources to combat rising cost, than in securing our local food supply.

To help deliver the urgent message of the need to offset our 85 percent dependence upon imported food, Maui Tomorrow’s Food Initiative and Renewable Energy committee recently met with Mayor Charmaine Tavares and County Ag Specialist Clark Hashimoto.

The centerpiece in the Mayor’s conference room was an enormous basket filled with local organic produce, a reminder of the cornucopia of abundance available here on Maui. Initial conversations took place about increasing local food production, supporting regional compost locations and community gardens, sharing resources, increasing public awareness and education, and identifying viable, collaborative steps forward.

Hawaii has set goals for inclusion of renewable energy sources, and reduction of green house gas emissions by 2020, Shouldn’t we also be establishing targets for increasing the amount of food we produce for local consumption? In the event of a catastrophe the outlook is pretty

bleak, other than eating lots of guavas.

It’s an election year. Try asking the candidates what specific plans they have for ways the County can help its residents grow more food.

A PERK THAT WORKS “Back To His Roots” (Sept.13) described the 25 year quest of Kihei entrepreneur Steve Rose to bring the healthful benefits of American ginseng to

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a great AP article today outlining a new study that finds marijuana is at its most potent in 30 years. Using samples seized by police dating back as far as 1975 the study finds that… uh, what was I talking about again?... Oh yeah, THC content in today’s weed is up to 9.6%, double what it was in the ‘80s. I think we all knew the ‘80s were bunk, now we know why. John Walters, the director of The White House Office of National Drug Control Policy said the report “makes it more important than ever that we get past outdated, anachronistic views of marijuana.” Dude, you just blew my mind.

THURSDAY, June 12 The 9th annual Maui Film Festival kicked off last night with all the glitz and glamour that comes with it. Like almost everything these days, the festival has gone “green” running all their outdoor theaters on solar power. Guess the glow from Pierce Brosnan’s smile wasn’t enough.

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FRIDAY, June 13 WEDNESDAY, June 11 Control of the new 640-squarefoot restroom and “comfort station” at Kamaole Beach Park III was turned over to Maui County earlier this month by developer Kai Malu Wailea LLC. According to a gushing article in The Honolulu Advertiser, the station cost $550,000 to design and build. The article goes on to mention all the other awesome community projects the mega-million-dollar developer gave aid to as part of their deal with the county to build 150 luxury resort condos in Wailea.

Donations included $98,000 to the West Maui Homeless Resource Center and $100,000 for a new paintjob at Kihei Elementary. A press release issued by Maui County earlier this month painted an even rosier picture of the deal complete with a picture of Mayor Charmaine Tavares happily receiving the keys to the facility from developer Bob Armstrong. “This new restroom will be greatly appreciated by beachgoers,” said Tavares, who also referred to the station as “a significant project.” OK, so it’s not Mokulele Highway significant, but Tavares was a former Parks & Rec director so we’ll give her a break on that one. At least Maui is getting something out of these developers besides more traffic and unaffordable housing. $750,000 isn’t a bad deal considering what they stand to make from the sale of 150 Wailea condos, but it’s something.

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If it’s any consolation for Aloha Airlines employees who lost their jobs unexpectedly in March, former CEO David Banmiller and CFO Jeffery Kessler will not be receiving their bonus checks. According to an article in The Honolulu Advertiser the executives requested $600,000 during bankruptcy hearings to compensate them while they sell off the remaining assets of the company, a job they are both already paid $500 an hour for. U.S. Bankruptcy Judge Lloyd King berated the executive’s attorneys at the hearing, saying “I don’t think fairness is an appropriate thing to discuss unless you want to talk about fairness to people who lost their jobs on virtually no notice… I think this is a very ugly aspect of this case.” Prior to the collapse of Aloha, once the state’s second largest carrier, Banmiller was paid a salary of $500,000 per year while Kessler brought home a measly $156,000.

SATURDAY, June 14 It was a sad day in the world of journalism yesterday with the death of NBC’s Tim Russert. Perhaps the last of a dying breed, the former host of Meet the Press made it his job to ask tough questions and hold politicians and public officials accountable for their actions. This was the guy who had the brass to ask then presidential nominees John Kerry and George W. Bush point blank and oncamera about their involvement with Yale’s infamous Skull and Bones Society. Think Anderson Cooper could pull that off?

SUNDAY, June 15 Another update on the Molokai utili-

ties mess. It’s starting to get nasty now between Maui County, The Public Utilities Commision and Molokai Properties Ltd. Maui News reporter Chris Hamilton may have summed it up best, writing that the exchanges between the three “rose to the level of probable litigation – and is moving to scorn.” The County is doing their best not to get stuck taking over a water system that has gone unregulated and unmaintained for years. Critics of Molokai Properties are accusing the company of walking away from their own failed system, while simultaneously positioning themselves to reap the benefits of a potential revamping and takeover of the system in the future. Gov. Linda Lingle has stepped in to help mediate the controversy and it’s still unclear how the State will handle the situation. For now, legal wrangling and harsh criticism is the order of the day, with Molokai residents waiting in the wings.

A pair of somewhat concerning articles in The Maui News today about introducing “biological controls” to battle invasive species. The first plan is to introduce a moth from Madagascar to help eat and destroy the Fireweed plant overrunning ranchlands upcountry. The other is a plan to introduce a parasitic wasp to hunt down and kill the nasty Nettle Caterpillar that has been showing up in Maui gardens and nurseries. Introducing one non-native species to kill off another is a sketchy plan at best. We all know what a great idea bringing mongoose here to kill rats was. But proponents of the program assure residents that extensive testing goes into these programs now and since the government is implementing them,

there is much less to worry about. Oh, the government is involved, now I feel so much better. Better make double check that research.

Happy Father’s Day, love you Dad.

MONDAY, June 16 An article in The Honolulu Star Bulletin today said the state might be in the beginning stages of a full-blown energy crisis. Citing rising fuel costs and the islands’ huge dependency on fossil fuels, energy consultant Maurice Kaya says things could get much worse and fast. Businesses on the edge could easily be pushed into the abyss by energy costs and the days of $6.00 per gallon are just around the corner. Kaya went on to explain in the article that it’s up to individuals and business owners to make changes on a local level if we want to continue to draw much needed tourist dollars and keeping our own energy consumption from suffocating us.

In political news, Barak Obama received a huge endorsement from former Vice President turned activist/movie-star Al Gore today. Not much of a surprise considering Obama’s skyrocketing popularity, but a solid endorsement none-the-less.

TUESDAY, June 17 Beat L.A.

Jared Libby enjoys long walks off short piers, counting his chickens before his eggs hatch and throwing stones in glass houses. He is a Gemini/Cancer on the cusp (but doesn’t believe in all that astrology crap) and his favorite color is Hunter Green.

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Martin Turner, 39, of Blackpool, England, plead guilty to four counts of harassment in May. Specifically, he pestered several workmen by telephone over a three-year period to please come by and stand on his face, his fingers and his genitals while wearing their heavy boots. His lawyer said it had something to do with “domination.” Jeremy Pope, 26, was arrested in April in Madison, Wis., in an alleged second episode at a Target store (the first was in December at a ShopKo), in which he urinated on women’s underwear on the shelves.

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PRIORITIES IN ORDER The British government compensates soldiers the equivalent of about $115,000 if they lose a leg in battle. In March, though, the Defense Ministry paid out the equivalent of about $400,000 in disability to a civil servant who had injured his back while lifting a printer, and in May the ministry paid out the equivalent of about $500,000 to an army paratrooper to settle a claim of “humiliating and demeaning” treatment. The soldier had undergone sex-change surgery, converting from “Ian” into “Jan,” yet was ordered by the army to report for a physical exam dressed as Ian.

WE AGREE Police in Mesa, Ariz., chased driver Christopher Psomas, 38, in May after his companion, Ashley Strahan, 20, allegedly tried to pass a forged check at a business. The pair’s car ran red lights at high speeds to get out of town, then left the road near the Salt River Reservation, and when the car became disabled, kept going on foot. However, they ran smack into a bed of chola cactus, becoming virtual pin cushions. At Banner Desert Medical Center, as nurses plucked the needles from his body, Psomas, in pain and in tears, said, “I am so stupid. This is what I get for trying to run from the police.”

WAYNE NOT GOOD MIDDLE NAME Arrested recently, and awaiting trial for murder: Cody Wayne Moore, Rockford, Ill. (April); Larry Wayne Rubin, Decatur, Ga. (April); Darrell Wayne Buchanan, Burke County, N.C. (February). Pleaded guilty to murder: Christopher Wayne Hudson, Melbourne, Australia (May); Fred Wayne Douty II, Martinsburg, W.Va. (June). Committed suicide while a suspect in the murder of a state trooper: Brandon Wayne Robertson, Cass County, Texas (May). MTW

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ROBREPORT REVISIT: continued from page 8 Rose’s Ginseng Strategies teamed with West Maui coffee grower Kimo Falconer to introduce blends of 100% Maui grown coffee and American ginseng. The MauiGrown Company Store in Lahaina also features “by the cup shots” of ginseng at its coffee bar.

Not buzzing yet? How about two new WOW-WEE gourmet chocolate bars? One is milk chocolate with 500mg of espresso coffee beans and 1000mg of AllAmerican (tm) Ginseng.

The other is dark chocolate, 500mg of anti-oxidant green tea extract and 1000mg of ginseng.

Rose told me he’s continually looking for ways to get people to try ginseng for a couple weeks, after which, he believes they can begin to notice healthful benefits. He recently made a presentation to a canoe paddling club.

capable of producing 30 million gallons of biodiesel that will be used by Maui Electric Co.” Oddly, that’s a $20 million increase on the price tag–and a 90 million gallon reduction in yearly output of fuel–from what had previously been announced, In any case, Pacific Biodiesel is still the only company producing biodiesel in Hawaii, and all of it is derived from waste cooking oils. Any biodiesel produced from Hawaii field crops or primordial pond scum is still years away. As it has often been stated, importing yet another fuel does nothing for our energy security or self-sufficiency.

This year’s amazing version of the Maui Film Festival ran entirely on energy produced from solar panels. I know what you’re thinking: how’d they pull that off with the movies shown outdoors at night.

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video tour de force, perhaps unsurpassed in the documentary genre.

Tickell’s vision is biodiesel representing a shift in power from corporations back to individuals. One of the film’s most poignant quotes was Senator Barabara Boxer stating, “This has become a government run by oil companies.”

Tickell said the transition needed is not so much in technology, but in political power. This harkens to McKibben’s MCC talk in April, when he said, “There’s no shortage of technology or engineers. What we lack is political will.”

Fields of Fuel will be released on DVD and to classrooms and theaters this coming fall. Don’t miss it. MTW Rob Report archives can be found at http://www.mauitime.com

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FUELS RUSH IN “Palm Reading” (Dec. 6) detailed a Honolulu meeting with members of the Malaysian Palm Oil Council and their claims that everything about their industry is cool. No pollution, illegal logging, slash and burn clearing or displacement of indigenous forest people or endangered species.

OK, but aren’t you PAID to say all of that, and what about the satellite photos showing hundreds of fires?

The cover story “Deadly Price” (Apr. 3) told the rest of the story on the Southeast Asian palm oil industry and Hawaiian Electric’s (HECO) misguided plans to import huge quantities to provide our local electricity (at the expense of increasing pressures on the region’s remaining rainforests and its unique and threatened creatures, such as the orangutan and Sumatran tiger.)

Imperium Renewables, which pitched a 100 million gallon/year refinery to fuel a yet-to-be built 110 megawatt generating plant at Campbell Industrial Park on Oahu, cancelled an initial public offering of stock, in part due to rising prices of vegetable oils, including soy and palm. Their plans to build on Oahu are now uncertain at best.

Nine months after announcing they had agreed to prepare a “voluntary EIS,” no such environmental study has been issued by BlueEarth Biofuels, which had proposed partnering with Maui Electric (MECO) to build a biodiesel refinery with 120 million gallon/year capacity.

Last Sunday, the Honolulu Advertiser ran a feature story on ventures in Hawaii to research converting algae to biodiesel fuel. The story mentioned that BlueEarth was partnering with HECO “for an $81 million facility

I’ll leave that question to the experts.

33 year old filmmaker Josh Tickell screened his opus, Fields of Fuel to an enthusiastically receptive audience on Sunday evening at the Skydome Theater atop the roof of the Wailea Marriott hotel.

Tickell’s fast-paced, highly informative film chronicles his eleven year quest to learn about biofuels, to expose the powerful and toxic grasp of the petro-chemical industry and to lead the charge for selfsufficient communities, that run on vegetable oils and biomass, not fossil fuels.

Tickell toured the country in his colorful Veggie Van interviewing, filming and learning everywhere he traveled. There is fascinating footage of the historical roots of diesel engines as well as the auto industry. His fabulous integration of appropriate soundtrack choices makes the film a compelling music

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have spent the last hour and a half cleaning my office. Old issues go into the recycle bin and promotional CD’s get stacked on my bookshelf. Notes–I have a lot of notes, scribbled on napkins, press releases and on the backs of show posters–get stacked by my feet in a plastic bin.

I've removed five coffee mugs that have varying degrees of life growing in them and cleaned every flat surface down with a Clorox wipe. I tell myself that at least, while I'm putting off sitting down and writing about the life and death of the controversial Lahaina street preacher, "Bradda Phillip" who was found lifeless this past Wednesday, June 11 behind the Holy Innocents Episcopal Church of Lahaina, I'm being productive.

The truth is that I'm hesitant to even attempt to tell the tale of Phillip Prais. There is so much about him that I will never know and it's presumptuous to think that a single reporter with a looming deadline could paint a completely accurate picture of a man that she hasn't spent a considerable amount of time with.

At the same time, over the past few days, I have learned things about Prais that I believe will help to identify him as a man dedicated to a calling, a man that was part of a large local ohana, and a strong Hawaiian that so many us have been guilty of labeling as simply "the eccentric, homeless street-preacher of Lahaina."

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My greatest regret while writing this article is knowing in my gut that Prais' story is one that should have been written long ago, way before his untimely death at the age of 66. ahaina is different now. This past Friday, after learning that "the street preacher of Lahaina" had passed away on Wednesday, I took a trip out to the West side. At first everything seemed normal under the Banyan Tree and in the surrounding area. The parrot guy was in towncrossing the road with one of his loud and colorful birds perched on his shoulder-and tourists, many of them sunburned, milled the streets with shopping bags draping their forearms.

But something was significantly different. The Preacher, with his stark white beard, sunglasses, wild mane, guitar and Bible, was gone from his corner across the Pioneer Inn and the Wharf Cinema Center. My initial reaction to his absence was a feeling of deflation, almost like Lahaina was a big red balloon that had lost its air.

Simply, the town was too quiet and the Preacher has been replaced by a cardboard memorial that read: God Bless Brother Phillip.

People have stopped by to drape leis over the memorial and write messages like, "You're truly a devotee. We know you're still singing and glorifying him. You're an amazing personality. You'll be

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“I delight to do Your will, O my God; Your Law is within my heart.

I have proclaimed glad tidings of righteousness in the great congregation; Behold, I will not restrain my lips, O LORD, You know.

I have not hidden Your righteousness within my heart; I have spoken of Your faithfulness and Your salvation; I have not concealed Your lovingkindness and Your truth from the great congregation.”

Psalm 40:8-10

(New American Standard Bible)

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here forever in our minds. Thanks for what you did for everybody" and "This is not goodbye Brother Phillip. I will see you again in heaven at God's table. May God Bless and keep you in his safe arms."

Reading through the messages, I saw several that make reference to the town of Lahaina and, more specifically, the Lahaina News. "May God forgive Lahaina and its news. You broke his heart," says one. "Believe in God only. Never trust in Lahaina News," says another.

I wasn't aware of it at the time, but shortly before his death, in the paper's June 5, Upfront Lahaina column, it said "... and all the businesses around the Wharf Cinema Center, the Banyan Tree and south Front Street are in Heaven: the preacher is GONE, and they say, 'Hallelujah – Peace at Last!'..."

The column is written anonymously.

According to a friend of Prais' who wishes to remain unnamed, Prais' reaction to the harsh words in the publication was that "he felt like they were mocking God." Granted, the columnist had no idea that Prais, in an unfortunate and heart wrenching turn of events, would pass away one short week from the column's publication date. The words "the preacher is gone" refer not to his death, but to the fact that on May 16, Prais was served a criminal trespass notice banning him from the Banyan Tree for a period of one year after being arrested for harassment and disorderly conduct.

Under the Banyan Tree, a friend of his told me that he was told by Prais that when signing the document, next to his signature he wrote the word "duress," indicating that he either felt forced into signing the document or didn't understand what he was signing.

I was unable to confirm this. I have not seen the trespass notice and could not receive a copy in time for print. It is also unclear what Prais did to be arrested for harassment and disorderly conduct and who initiated the action against him.

According to Capt. Charles Hirata, commander of the Lahaina Patrol District, "You can be served a criminal trespass notice after breaking the law in the area. If you misbehave in a public place, you can be banned."

I was able to spend a considerable amount of time on the phone with Hirata, asking him about the scene under the Banyan Tree and his knowledge of Prais.

"It was the 80's [when I first met Prais]," said Hirata, "I've known him for about 20 years. We were very patient with him. We warned him several times not to be camping in the area. In a county park, camping out is not allowed. He left signs up on trees, cardboard all over the place. We had to clean it up several times."

I asked Hirata about a promotion of a detrimental drug 3 conviction that I found on Prais' eCrim record dating back to February of 2005. A drug 3 conviction means that a person was found guilty of possessing a drug like marijuana.

He asked me if I had found reference to Prais' previous drug arrests for promotion of a detrimental drug 2, which is the actual

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distribution of a drug like marijuana. When I told him that it was not listed on the eCrim Report, he said that he personally worked the case and knows that it was a charge that Prais had been up against but was unclear whether or not there had been a conviction.

I wondered what Prais' stance was on marijuana and thought it unconventional that someone devoted to preaching the gospel would be convicted of possession and arrested for distribution. When I asked a family member about it, I was told that Prais didn't see anything wrong, Biblically, with marijuana. "I don't think it was any secret," said the family member. "He didn't flaunt it, but he didn't hide it either. He felt that it was justified and not anything that was wrong."

In describing the scene under the Banyan Tree, Hirata said that it's a place where many drug deals go down and many drug deals go bad. There are fights, he said, and police put a lot of effort into keeping it peaceful. "As an investigative reporter, maybe you should spend a few nights out there," he said, "That's how you can get a feel for the area."

He also told me that coffee was recently thrown in the face of someone presumed to be a reporter of the Lahaina News by someone under the Banyan Tree and that on the flip side, various merchants near the area have reported that since Prais' death, "it's nice and quiet now."

I was surprised and touched, when near the end of our conversation, Hirata gave me his personal opinion of Prais, "You know, we always got along. We had an understanding," he said, "I realize that he's out there doing his job and that's his calling and he knew that I'm out here doing my job and following my calling. There was a respect for each other. From my personal side, not the police view, I think that it's not going to be the same without him. That part of town. There will be something missing." rais was a man that was recognized by so many, but understood by few.

When I was a child, I attended Doris Todd Memorial Christian School in Paia. One year, my class took a field trip to Lahaina.

It was the first time that I saw Prais. He was reading his Bible under the Banyan Tree. He looked like many of my dad's friends at the time–a local man with dark, weathered skin, sunglasses and long hair.

He wore a tank top and slippers. To this day, I still don't know why I was compelled to, but I walked up and asked Prais if I could sit down with him.

We talked about the Bible and Prais showed me "one of his favorite" scriptures.

It troubles me that I can't remember what it was now. I was intrigued by him, but even as a kid, was judgmental. I didn't think of him as a "bad guy" or criminal, but assumed that he was homeless and that just because he held a Bible in his hands, didn't mean that he wasn't in need of the direction and the saving grace of God. Several months ago, I was working on a

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story out in Lahaina and saw Prais on the street corner across from the Wharf Cinema Center. He had his Bible in his hands and was preaching loudly to the people walking by.

"Eh, American!" he called to me.

I felt offended and concerned that maybe he had gone crazy since I had last seen him when I was kid, so I put my head down and pretended not to hear him. Today, after taking the time to learn about him, I'm embarrassed by my reaction to him.

Is this the way Prais made tourists feel? I was surprised to find extensive mention about the "Lahaina Street Preacher" on internet forums, most of them tourist forums. People from around the world have photographed, blogged and written about Prais. He fascinated people and–according to posts on the internet–many people looked forward to seeing him on future trips to Maui. Many former visitors to Maui posted their condolences to his family when they learned about his death.

In response to Prais' charismatic approach to ministry, Larry Dille, a friend of Prais said to me, "It may have seemed like he was just yelling things, but you talk to the people working around here and they'll all tell you that if you listened, he made sense and had a message." rais found his calling in God long before we met under the Banyan Tree 20 years ago. According to his brother Francis and other family members, Prais came from a large ohana of seven brothers and one sister. His mother was a full-blooded Hawaiian from Hana and his father moved to Hawaii from the Philippines to work on the plantation.

They grew up in Sprecklesville and Puunene, living a "regular local childhood."

As a young adult, Prais moved to Oahu and became involved in the Hawaiian syndicate. The earliest conviction on Prais' eCrim Record took place in October 1962 on Oahu. The charge was larceny-theft, which is a misdemeanor.

But as sometimes happens, a negative event causes a positive, life changing experience.

"He went to jail and found Jesus," said brother, Francis.

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men, tax-collectors who were probably shady and known prostitutes. He was ridiculed for being associated with them, but according to scripture, those were the people that needed his ministry the most.

Christ didn't keep his ministry enclosed in a temple of law abiding citizens, and neither did Prais. rais was not homeless. He chose to live on the streets, but according to those that knew and loved him, it was a conscious decision based on Matthew 8:20 [And Jesus said to him, "Foxes have holes and birds of the air have nests, but the Son of Man has nowhere to lay his head."] rather than circumstance that put him there.

From Oahu, he moved back home to Maui to live on family property in Hamoa.

He was married for 11 years and had two children. According to a family member, he was a dedicated father and his children meant everything to him.

"He was devoted to them," said the family member, "He took them fishing. There was a lot of beach time, exploring, hiking, going back to the family roots. Intertwined in all this, of course was church and the Bible.

Bible study played a big part in their lives."

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"He felt like the Lord was calling him and he pretty much withdrew to Makaha, forsaking everything else," said a family member, "People were afraid that he would be killed trying to leave the syndicate. He was told that no one leaves, but he did anyway."

"There was a big change. He gave his life to Jesus," said Francis, "He lived in the wilderness, Keaau, for maybe a year. Then the village was torn down. After, he went out to Waikiki and started ministry a on the street there."

In Waikiki, his street ministry grew.

"He was on television for a while, they gave him some time. He would go and preach," said Francis.

It was in Waikiki, at the age of 19, that Tau "Sista Tala" Ponali met Prais. Today, she's over 50 years old and has been following him for over 30 years. "My brother started hanging out with him," she said while we sat next to a memorial set up for Prais near the Lahaina Courthouse. "We grew up in the Samoan syndicate. If it wasn't for Brother Phillip... Now my brother is fat, sassy, married with four children worshiping at the Assembly of God." As we spoke, she and Francis shared memories of the early days of Prais' ministry, his numerous arrests and phenomenal knowledge of the Word of God. "He had faith. He was called," said Ponali, "There were so many tickets and arrests, but he never wanted us to back off. He wanted us to be accountable for what we believed in."

Although during Prais' street ministry there were many run-ins with the police, Ponali said, "[On Oahu] When they had trouble with somebody, young kids, the police would bring them to Bradda Phillip."

"Even one time there was an officer in trouble," said Francis, "and he came and stayed with us. We took him in."

"Sometime the world doesn't have answers," said Ponali, "But the main thing for Bradda was his people. He was a preacher. A sovereign of Jesus Christ. He went through trials and tribulations to gain the knowledge to help us. How can you forgive an alcoholic if you could never feel it?"

Speaking with her, I am reminded that according to the New Testament, Jesus Christ himself hung out with people in trouble with the law, temperamental fisher-

“...If Phillip wasn't a true messenger of God, I don't know who is. Representing him was an honor."

“The righteous man perishes, and no man takes it to heart; And devout men are taken away, while no one understands. For the righteous man is taken away from evil, He enters into peace; They rest in their beds, Each one who walked in his upright way.”

Isaiah 57:1-2

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hile talking with Prais' family and friends under the Banyan Tree this past Friday, Francis' cell phone rang.

"It was his heart," said Francis when he got off the phone, "They just told me heart failure."

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-David Cain, Attorney he question that I’ve heard over the past few days is “Did Phillip die of a broken heart related to the bad press and an order to leave an area that he had spent over 20 years frequenting?” I don’t know. But my opinion would be that such a strong man’s spirit and will to live could not be broken so easily.

I do know that according to those that knew him best–his brother, followers, friends, family, attorney, prosecutor and the MPD–Prais was a strong and dedicated individual fully prepared to stand up for what he believed in. Prais put his faith in God, and on that he did not waiver.

I don't believe that if Prais were alive today, he would waste his time judging other’s actions. He would simply be on the street corner, preaching to us all from a Bible that he knew inside and out.

"To live what he lived," said Dille, "That's beautiful."

When I asked Sista Tala what she and the rest of the people who followed Prais were going to do now that he was gone, she smiled at me and said, "He changed our lives. We're better people, more loving people from having known him. Now we're going to go on." MTW

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According to the family member, Prais used to go back and forth from Lahaina to Hana, but when his marriage dissolved, "I guess he didn't want to stay in Hana. Lahaina was kind of like Waikiki. He felt to maximize his reach, he needed to be in a place of heavy traffic. He ended up staying there."

Almost everyone I spoke to that knew Prais stressed the fact that he felt called to give up everything to follow Christ.

"He sacrificed a lot," said a family member. n June 15, a letter from Wailuku attorney David Cain ran in the Maui News that said, "I had the pleasure of representing Mr. Prais in Lahaina District Court for some interesting freedom of speech issues, including trespass and other issues relating to Mr. Prais' 'preaching' in Banyan Tree Park in Lahaina. Mr. Prais had the kindest and gentlest spirit of most any person which I have ever met. He truly believed in his message of peace and good will."

I talked to Cain this past Wednesday afternoon over the phone. "I began representing Phillip because the appointed public defender wasn't comfortable with Phillip's stance that he was a Sovereign of God and therefore had a right to free speech," said

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Cain. "I've represented him in a number of cases and those cases [pertaining to being a sovereign of God] were all resolved."

Cain described Prais as a kind and gentle spirit repetitively. "Yes, he was eccentric, to put it mildly," he said. "But in other places, Phillip would have been up on a mountain top being revered by the people for his message. But, here… Whoever actually spoke to the man knew that he was exuding the Spirit of God, if there is such a thing."

He went on to tell me that two to three years ago, when he first became appointed to Prais, he asked county prosecutor Scott Hanano, "to come in and meet" his client.

"He [Hanano] thought I was a nut," said Cain, "but he came to my office and met with Phillip and you know, after that, Scott changed. He went above and beyond as a prosecutor for Phillip. It was amazing. If Phillip wasn't a true messenger of God, I don't know who is.

Representing him was an honor."

While driving down to work on Wednesday morning, I got a call from Scott Hanano.

“Phillip was a kind man,” said Hanano.

“His intent was never to hurt anyone or to break the law. He didn’t have any animosity towards me as a prosecutor. He knew I was doing my job. He was such a unique person and Lahaina won’t be the same without him.”

At press time, memorial service information was still forthcoming, check mauitime.com for updated information.

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ONO KINEGRINDS

BY STARR BEGLEY STARR@MAUITIME.COM

Go Home, Cook Rice How Pukalani Superette does all that and more for the culinary-challenged I used to cook. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not claiming to have cooked well, but I used to actually try to prepare at least one cool and tasty meal a day.

Cooking's just not as much fun without Bobby Flay. The other thing as that last year we moved to a house that's within walking distance to Pukalani Superette.

In fact, I have a friend that "makes" the best potato mac salad. Every barbecue that we've ever attended together, everyone always raves about how good so-and-

Pukalani Superette 15 Makawao Ave., Pukalani 572-7616, Hours: M-F 6:30am9:00pm, Sunday 7:00am9:00pm $

My culinary disasters have included almond crusted pork loin–I had no idea roasting almonds was so darn tedious. They burn before the pork cooks. What's up with that? And once I made a squash stew that I found in the Martha Stewart magazine that was totally inedible, which was a bummer because squash is expensive on Maui.

A few things, besides my lack of cooking flare, has led me to stop cooking altogether. First off, we canceled our cable so that the kids wouldn't rot their brains watching Nick Jr. and Disney Playhouse all day. That and we're too cheap to hook it back up. This means that I no longer can watch Food TV and pretend I'm on the Bobby Flay show while I'm in the kitchen.

mein is one of my favorites on the island–nice and peppery.

The also sell breaded mahi, which is good and I don't even like fish sticks.

Their chili chicken is something to savorKorean style chicken thighs with a sweet and spicy crust. My husband loves this chicken so much that while we were dating I used it as a make-up device every time we fought. All I needed to do was show up with a container of chili chicken and the fight would be long forgotten.

Puk Sup makes awesome lau lau- pork or beef. I've tried a lot of lau lau in my life and am pretty sure that Puk Sup's is my favorite. It's salty and the chunks of meat are usually fair. When it comes to lau lau, you usually never know what you're going to get when you open it–bite sized morsel or an actual meal. One week we went back three nights in a row for the lau lau.

Hamburger steak bento Puk Sup (pronounced Pook Soup) has been solving cooking problems for years.

In fact, I'm pretty sure that there are many housewives out there that have passed off hot food from this Upcountry local food source as their own throughout their whole marriages.I can't blame them really–the food is easilytransferred to a casserole dish and can be placed in the oven right before your family walks in the door.

Or a pan. My family falls for the pan-onthe-stovetop trick all the time.

so's salad is. Come to find out he's been buying it at Puk Sup...for years. I'd like to cry foul, but that would be the pot calling the kettle black.

There are just so many choices for good, local hot food at Puk Sup. Classics are the roast pork which is roasted fresh every day. I've heard that they go through 70 pounds of it daily. It's tender,flavorful and smothered in rich gravy. The chow fun is excellent–classic taste with just enough ground pork and green onion and the dry

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Spam & eggs bento

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Chili chicken bento

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Other yummies that you can get hot and fresh at Puk Sup are eggrolls, shoyu chicken, wontons, kalbi, chicken hekka, lumpia, spam musubi, fried shrimp, meat loaf, regular fried chicken and a whole lot more. You can buy the dishes alacarte or often times as bentos with a side of corn and rice. You can also buy hot sticky rice which is a lifesaver if you're like me and always forget to put a pot on in time for dinner. MTW

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The portions here are so big that one plate could easily feed two. Considering my budget, this is a good thing.

Bentos & Banquets has a rotating menu, so you can sample different local favorites throughout the week. If you're dining alone or just can't stomach a whole plate lunch, they also offer Bobo lunches and salads.

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MCDONALD'S I have a friend who will be visiting Maui soon and I know she'll want to taste local-style food. Too bad we're too broke to be patrons of the more high-scale restaurants Maui has to offer. Luckily, McDonald's has Hawaii-specific items on its menu. I know my friend will be amazed at the versatile breakfast potential of Spam, as well as it's welcome inclusion in another Hawaii dish—saimin.

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When my friend starts wanting to mingle with locals AND eating something tasty, I'm going to take her here. I mean, how efficient is this? Not only can you do your laundry, you can also eat a heaping serving of the tastiest shave ice on the island at their snack shop. My favorite flavor is blue vanilla, but other flavors are guava, watermelon and lime. Obviously, this place is ideal if you're a messy eater.

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MINIT STOP Weirdly enough, Spam Musubis aren't a staple in the mainland diet, like they are here. This is disappointing because of the musubi's masterful combination of food groups: Rice as a carbohydrate, seaweed as a vegetable and I think Spam could constitute as protein. Other Maui staples found here include inari sushi, chicken katsu and manapuas. Islandwide. $

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Sunday (June 22) 2 p.m., A & B Amphitheater, MACC [MUSIC] Something special happens to a guitar when it’s tuned down. My very limited understanding of the guitar means I can’t explain exactly what that something is, but I do know that in the hands of a finger-picking genius like George Kahumoku, Jr the slack key sound is soothing, rhythmic and just… right. It’s the sound of Hawai`i, and it’s going to fill the air this weekend at the Ki Ho`alu Festival as an incredible cast of musicians gather to pay homage to slack key and its Hawaiian origins. Oahu legends John Cruz and Makana will take their turn on the strings, as will local boys Kevin and Ikaiki Brown and Hapa. Dennis Kamakahi, Dwight Kanae, Paul Togioka and a bunch of other people who are really, super talented will show their stuff, too.

There’s room for the whole `ohana at this outdoor event and enough fish and chips, Kettle Korn and ice cream to keep everyone happy. The best part (besides the amazing music, of course) is that it’s free. [JESSICA ARMSTRONG]

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ThIS WEEK’S PICKS Maui Poets No Ka Oi

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Friday (June 20) 6-8 p.m., Gallery Ha, Wailuku

Saturday (June 21) 7 – 9 p.m., Maui Arts and Cultural Center

[POETRY] Maui’s best spoken word artists have been picked, preened and are now preparing for their journey to Madison, Wisconsin in August to compete in the National Poetry Slam Competition that includes 84 teams from North America and Europe. The finalists, Pat Masumoto, J. Marc Manse, Jahsun Statz and Michael “Raw Sol” Pinchaud have been spinning their web of words at MauiSLAM competitions every month for the last three years. All they need now is the funds to go and kick some poetic ass, so they’ll be performing every Friday night of the summer (except July 4) at Masumoto’s art gallery in Wailuku for donations.

They’ll also be accepting constructive criticism and encouragement by way of comment cards. Admission is free, donations are welcome. 268-4487 for more info. [JA]

THURSDAY

[MUSIC] Every world culture has its version of the drum. This should be no surprise because at the most basic level, the drum is able to replicate the rhythmic pounding of the heart. However, unless a rapid dog is chasing you, I doubt your heart will sound like a Taiko drum. Zenshin Daiko is a non-profit organization that is dedicated to teaching Taiko to children and educating on the history of Taiko. The award-winning Maui High School Drumline will be opening for Zenshin Daiko’s 9th Annual Taiko Festival Concert, a pulse raising event. Here’s an instance where bachi (the wooden instrument used to hit Taiko drums) is a good thing. Tickets: Adults $15, 12 and under $7.50; mauiarts.org. For more information call Anthony Jones at 871-1222 or visit http://zenshindaiko.org [YNEZ TONGSON]

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Saturday, (June 21) 6:30 p.m. service, 8 p.m. dancing, 1939 North St., Wailuku

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[FESTIVAL] Since I come from a fairly accomplished family, family reunions have always been a special type of torture.

Not only am I told of the amazing feats my relatives have done, I am consistently reminded of my own wasted life. With that said, I don’t know if I really want to attend an Obon festival—a Japanese Buddhist custom that honors the family’s ancestors which also functions as a makeshift family reunion. Sure, there will be food, drink and the celebration of heritage, but do I really want some spectral greatgreat-grandmother looking at me and muttering something about “more than two decades of disappointment” under her breath? [YT] For more information call 244-3800

[INDUSTRY EVENT] Okay, I realize that an agriculture event like the Maui County Farm Bureau’s Grow Local, Buy Local is a really REALLY strange choice for a Pick of the Week, especially because–although it’s open to the public–it’s more of an industry event for buyers and growers of local produce. But, I know you restaurant and club people are reading this right now bellyaching that you didn’t get listed and figured that it’s a good time to tell you to BUY LOCAL PRODUCE. This is a great opportunity for anyone in any industry that either provides or buys produce to do a meet and greet with the people on the island that are trying to so the same thing. Not to mention, I’m pretty sure that there’s going to be some yummy fruits and veggies there. Call 243-2290 for more information or visit www.mauicountyfarmbureau.org.

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FILMCRITIQUE

BY COLE SMITHEY COLE@MAUITIME.COM

Missed It by That Much Adequate Comedy Doesn’t Go for the Old Poke ‘Em in the Ribs Trick Although the chemistry never gels and Steve Carell is under-directed by Peter Segal (Tommy Boy,) Get Smart pulls off a sufficient number of goofy action set pieces to earn its entertainment value. Aside from the ever-flat presence of Dwayne Johnson, a good-guy spy with a jealousy issue-

Get Smart

★★★★★ Rated PG-13/111 min.

it’s Anne Hathaway who drags the comedy down due with a condescending attitude that permeates her role as sexpot spy Agent 99. Where Barbara Feldon played the television

roll of Maxwell Smart’s capable partner with a knowing wink, Hathaway takes her hairstyle too seriously to be in on the joke-namely that Max is an idiot savant spy with a quick tongue. Don’t look for a story here because there isn’t one, but that’s as it should be for the post-postcold-war treatment of Russia as an excuse for great location shooting in Moscow.

Alan Arkin gives a snappy performance as the U.S. spy agency CONTROL Chief, referred to only as “The Chief,” and the production values are high. For a slick Hollywood summer comedy, Get Smart barely does the trick.

There’s some confusion early on about the origin of our modern-day Maxwell Smart, even as the movie sets out to mark that exact territory. Max enters a stately building that conceals CONTROL’s top-secret headquarters through a museum lobby containing his predecessor’s artifacts. The little red Sunbeam Tiger convertible, of Don Adams’ television days as Maxwell

Ding-Dong Ditch just never loses its appeal

Smart, sits in a glass case, as does the ionic telephone shoe that he repeatedly used to great comic effect. But rather than create any common sense logic that might allow Carell to represent an inheriting son to Adams’ incarnation, this Maxwell Smart is thrown in cold as a report-writing nerd desperate to prove his abilities as a CONTROL agent. It’s a set-up that doesn’t work, but we play along because at least Max enters through the television show’s famous series of vault doors that lead to a phone booth that takes Max down to his subterranean command center.

It’s telling that the flick’s best scene occurs on the dance floor of a grand ballroom where Agent 99 dances with a suave Russian baddie who’s overseeing

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the festivities. A jealous Max walks past a group of well-dressed hotties to gain permission from an overweight woman to be his dance partner. Max and amiable new friend set about dancing a tango that steals all the thunder from Agent 99 and her urbane partner. The scene works especially well because we enjoy watching Max get some not-sosubtle revenge against Agent 99’s haughty treatment of him as a lesser agent. But it also points out one of the script’s major missteps in creating an uncomfortable relationship between the main characters that leaves us wanting them to separate rather than work together.

Mel Brooks and Buck Henry created the television series that launched Barbara Feldon and Don Adams to fame. Full of quotable one-liners, the show’s humor relied on a repetition of ideas and phrases that functioned as twitching devices for laughs. Max always “missed it by that much” or recognized a devious spy ploy as “the old (fill in the blank) trick.” Yet screenwriters Tom J. Astle and Matt Ember abandon all of the television show’s laughpulling jokes while rubber-stamping its rival spy organization KAOS, led by the evil Siegfried. With so much comic grist to build on, it’s a shame that the writers chose to ignore the no-brainer elements that should have shoehorned the comedy as a recognizable poke of infectious laughter. In the end, the filmmakers fell down on their most obvious job. No one was willing to get smart. MTW

MOVIECAPSULES

BY JESSICA ARMSTRONG CALENDAR@MAUITIME.COM

Maui Film Festival’s Candlelight Cinema

SHOWTIMES Front Street Theater 900 Front Street, Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-F until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm, Discount Tue),

No Maui Film Festival movies this week.

Candlelight Cinema will return on Wednesday, July 2.

The Happening - R - Daily 1:30, 4:15, 6:45, 9:15.

The Incredible Hulk: This Time - PG13 - Th 1:45, 3:45, 7, 9:30. F-W 1:15, 3:45, 7, 9:30

New This Week

Iron Man - PG13 - Th only 1:15, 4, 7:15

GET SMART - PG13 - Comedy - Steve Carell plays the enthusiastic but accidentprone spy/nerd lead in this film adaptation of the TV series. American sweetheart Anne Hathaway plays his sultry assistant. 111 min

Kung Fu Panda - PG - Daily 1, 3:30, 6:30, 9

THE LOVE GURU - PG13 - Comedy When a star hockey player and his wife (Jessica Alba) start having marital difficulties they seek the advice of a emphatic self-help guru (Mike Meyers) who grew up enlightened after he was abandoned at an Indian ashram as a baby. And then the penis jokes just start flying. 104 min

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The Love Guru - PG13 - F-W 11:15, 1:25, 3:30, 5:30, 7:35, 9:45

CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: PRINCE CASPIAN - PG - Fantasy - The Pevensie kids stumble back through the wardrobe and discover that over a century has past in Narnia time. The years have not been good to their beloved winter wonderland and they soon find themselves helping Prince Caspian battle an evil king to take his rightful place on the throne. 142 min

You Don’t Mess with the Zohan - PG13 - Th 11:15, 12, 1:45, 2:30, 4:15, 5, 6:45, 7:30, 9:15, 10. F-W 11:10, 1:45, 4:15, 6:45, 9:15

FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL - R Comedy - When poor sap Peter gets dumped by his television starlet girlfriend he flees to Oahu in search of sand, sun and distraction from his broken heart, but unfortunately, his ex beat him to the punch and is already at his resort with her new guy.

Luckily the hottie, laid back front desk girl is willing to nurse his emotional wounds with cocktails and flirting. 112 min.

THE HAPPENING - R - Action - Marc Whalberg races against time to save his family and discover what is causing the people of New York City, and eventually the world, to become deranged, disoriented and suicidal in this environmental thriller about how bad we’ve managed to screw things up for ourselves. 91 min.

THE INCREDIBLE HULK: THIS TIME PG13 - Action - The comic book world’s brawniest super hero is back to fight to the death against his most ruthless enemy, the Abomination, and to battle the monster within and choose between a peaceful life among us weakling humans or a violent, permanent life of super powers. 114 min.

INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL - PG13 - Action - Indiana Jones may be old enough to collect social security but that doesn’t mean he’s just going to sit back with a golf club in one hand and a pack of adult diapers in the other while the world is being threatened with nuclear disaster by some evildoers bent on world domination. No, much like a fine wineor Steven Spielberg’s directing skills- Jones just keeps getting better with age. 204 min IRON MAN - PG13 - Action - A Marvel’s comic adventure adaptation about a wealthy weapon maker whose trying to stop the evil-

The Love Guru - PG13 - F-W 1:45, 4, 7:15, 9:45 The Strangers - R - Th only 10

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The Happening - R - Daily 11, 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40, 9:50 The Incredible Hulk: This Time - PG13 - Daily 11:30, 12:20, 2, 2:50, 4:30, 5:20, 7, 7:50, 9:30, 10:20 Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - PG13 - Daily 11:05, 1:50, 4:25, 7:05, 9:45

Kukui Mall 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 ( Matinees: everyday until 4pm),

Little guy (check), Funny guy (check), Funny guy’s right arm?

Get Smart - PG13 - F-Sa 11:35, 2:10, 4:40, 7:10, 9:35. Su 11:35, 2:10, 4:40, 7:10. M-W 2:10, 4:40, 7:10 The Happening - R - F-Sa 11, 1:10, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45, 9:55. Su 11, 1:10, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45. M-W 2:05, 4:15, 6:25, 8:35

doers who use his guns to hurt people. Wait, weapons can kill? Why didn’t someone tell him that BEFORE he designed the worlds most destructive toys. 92 min.

The Incredible Hulk: This Time - PG13 - F-Sa 11:30, 2, 4:30, 7, 9:30. Su 11:30, 2, 4:30, 7. MW 2, 4:30, 7

KUNG FU PANDA - PG - Animation - What’s not to love about a chubby, fuzzy panda with an obsession for kung fu and kicking booty? What’s even cuter is the voice of the portly hero will be played by Jack Black, who’s not exactly fitness magazine material himself. 88 min.

Maui Mall Megaplex

SEX AND THE CITY - R - Comedy - New York City’s favorite female posse is back from a long hiatus from their HBO series to see Carrie Bradshaw get hitched to Mr Big in what will surely be an glamorous dress and a fabulous pair of heels. 135 min THE STRANGERS - R - Thriller - A couple are settling in for a relaxing evening in a friends summer home in the woods when three randoms show up with masks and knives to spoil the mood. The scariest part is it’s based on a true story. 100 min.

WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS - PG13 Comedy - According to this movie if you get too drunk in Vegas you’ll marry someone super hot, win a huge jackpot and then be forced to fall in love with you’re newly betrothed by a judge who just isn’t down with annulment. So that’s why flights from Maui to Vegas are so cheap... 100 min YOU DON’T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN PG13 - Comedy - Adam Sandler plays terroristkilling macho Israeli commando who escaped to the streets of New York City to wields insults and hair cutting shears with abandon while spreading his manly charms around in the bed of any woman that will have him. 113 min

Kung Fu Panda - PG - F-Sa 11:10, 1:15, 3:20, 5:25, 7:30, 9:35. Su 11:10, 1:15, 3:25, 5:25, 7:30. M-W 2, 4:05, 6:10, 8:15

Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm), Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian - PG - Th 12, 12:30, 1, 3:15, 3:45, 4:15, 6:30, 7:30, 9:30.

F-W 12, 3:15, 6:30, 9:30 Forgetting Sarah Marshall - R - F only 6:50, 9:30 Get Smart - PG13 - F-W 12:40, 1:20, 2, 3:20, 4, 4:40, 6, 6:40, 7:20, 8:40, 9:20, 10 Iron Man - PG13 - Th 12:15, 1:05, 3, 4, 6:15, 6:55, 9:15, 9:50. F-W 12:15, 3, 6:15, 9:15 Kung Fu Panda - PG - Daily 12, 12:20, 1:50, 2:30, 2:50, 4:10, 4:40, 5:10, 6:30, 7, 7:30, 8:50, 9:15, 9:50.

Sex and the City - R - Daily 12, 12:35, 3:10, 3:40, 6:25, 6:45, 9:35, 9:50.

The Strangers - R - Daily 12:50, 3, 5:10, 7:20, 9:30.

What Happens In Vegas - PG13 - Daily 1:30, 4:05, 6:40, 9:10.

Wharf Cinema Center 658 Front Street, 249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day), Get Smart - PG13 - F, M-W 2, 4:30, 7, 9:30. SaSu 11:30, 2, 4:30, 7, 9:30 Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - PG13 - Th 12:45, 3:45, 6:45, 9:30. F, M-W 1:15, 3:45, 6:30, 9:15. Sa-Su 10:45, 1:15, 3:45, 6:30, 9:15 Sex and the City - R - Th only 12:15, 3:30, 6:30, 9:45 You Don’t Mess with the Zohan - PG13 - Th 12, 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10. F, M-W 1:45, 4:15, 6:45, 9:15. Sa-Su 11:15, 1:45, 4:15, 6:45, 9:15

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Maui Pride

Right Background Photo: Guy Burns, www.guyburns.com

Maui GBLT community celebrates gay pride Things heat up in the month of June across the country as the temperature rises and people trade their winter layers to get ready for a season of summer activities in the sun. In cities large and small things get a whole lot more colorful, too, as gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender communities everywhere gear up to celebrate pride.

Pride as a commemoration of alternative sexuality has roots that go all the way back to pre-Nazi Germany, but people around the world credit the Stonewall riots on the streets of New York City in June of 1969 as the beginning of the gay rights movement and the catalyst for the annual summer festivities.

In Maui’s open-minded, laid-back atmosphere the gay community has been thriving for more than three decades, primarily in the vicinity of Kihei.

“Maui is a very liberal place,” said Rodney Mager of Both Sides Now, a local gay pride organization. “This is a great place for pride to grow and expand.”

“Alternative” nights happen weekly at bars all along South Kihei Road while a handful of websites direct interested locals and visitors to hot hang-outs, beaches and restaurants where they can meet and socialize with Maui GLBTs. Monthly Manhattan Mama drag shows at the MACC draw a mixed crowd of the local population.

But June brings an opportunity for a more flamboyant celebration of gay pride and awareness to the campaign for equal rights, as well as a chance for the Maui Aids Foundation to do some much needed fundraising and outreach.

John Herberger heads up the prevention and education team at the MAF and had a big hand in planning this weekend’s festivities. In addition to the traditional fun stuff—food, prizes, costumes and hours of hot and heavy dancing to the beats of popular local DJ Michael Fong— Herberger’s planning a trivia game to test Maui’s knowledge of gay pride and health.

As much as he likes to throw a good party, Herberger is serious about educating the local community about HIV and AIDS. He’s taking this opportunity to reach out to GLBTs in Maui

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with information on HIV testing and prevention and pass out new and improved safersex kits that he says makes staying protected more fun. There will also be a display on a very exciting new program that the MAF will be able to offer very soon. By the end of July the non-profit organization will be certified and equipped to offer rapid testing for HIV and reduce the results waiting period from

Maui Pride Dance Ocean's Beach Bar and Grill Sunday, June 22 9 p.m.-1 a.m. www.mauiaids.org

three weeks to 20 minutes.

The cost of admission and proceeds from dinner sales earlier in the evening will benefit MAF and their effort to offer HIV education and testing to everyone on Maui.

Mostly, however, the evening is designed to bring the GLBT community on Maui together for a night of dining, dancing and mingling in the name of gay pride. MTW

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243-2286

Rushhouze Entertainment & Kracks Production Produced by: Element Pictures [DVD] Oh dear, here I go on an MMA tangent again. I’d tell you how I got all giddy and slightly turned on when this brand spankin’ new DVD of Shakedown, which took place several weeks back at War Memorial landed in my lap, but I’ll spare you. I got a chance to watch it earlier in the week and it was the perfect remedy for a long, hard and stressful day at the office. Kind of like one of those toys that you squeeze and the eyes pop out without having to go through the hand pain… There’s a lot of great fighters on the card, Wesley Vaituulala, Dale Kamai, Gabriel Wolff, Zack Carroll, Matt Pauole, Koloa Kahalewai, Joe Peurkert, Brandon Pieper, Justine Kline, Pat Fugaa, Sean Rivera, Bubb Ka`ahanui, Harris Sarmieno and Dominic Ahnee. There’s some cool exhibition matches between brothers Cyrus and Cane Rosario (boxing) and Jordon Kakino and Josh Nakagawa (kickboxing) too. Plus, Leland Chapman’s on the video and if you look closely enough your’s truly. What’s not to love?

Darkly Dreaming Dexter By: Jeff Lindsay [BOOK] I read the book before I watched the show and I’ll admit that I wrote that with a selfrighteous sneer. Sure, Dexter’s a great show. His sister’s adorable and for a serial killer Dexter is pretty damn fine. But, if you want to really get into Dex’s head you need to read the book. Yes, it’s gory and terribly violent. Yes, it’s controversial, but isn’t that what makes it grand? Admit it.

You love Dexter as much as I do.

A Dose of Murder By: Lori Avocato [BOOK] Stephanie Plum fans, can you hear me? I know you’re out there because when I went to buy Fearless Fourteen, the latest installment in the Janet Evanovich series the other day from Borders, they were almost out. Anyway, I bet most of you have already finished the book and are suffering anxiety whenever you remind yourself that it’ll be a full year before you get more Ranger. I say Ranger because Morelli’s unavailable. He’s mine. Back off. Anyway, please read A Dose of Murder. You’ll thank me. It’s almost as good as a Plum book, similar in humor and a great easy read for the beach. MTW

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BY JESSICA ARMSTRONG CALENDAR@MAUITIME.COM

BIG SHOWS

Their new release, The Vegas Years has the same

Hawai`i Xtreme Combat - Saturday, Jun 21.

Come watch the blood, sweat and tears pour at this MMA event. Tickets: $35 presale, $50 at the door, available at Uncle Jesse’s MMA Place, Utopia and Goodies & Things. 6:30 p.m. Lahaina Civic Center.

I heard “Father of Mine” and “I Will Buy You a New

Taiko Festival - Saturday, Jun 21. This celebration of the fast-paced, energetic art of taiko drumming will get started with the Maui High School Drumline, followed by familiar and new beats from Zenshin Daiko. The big finish will be a performance by the premier L.A. taiko ensemble Taikoproject. Tickets: $15. 7 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Inked - Saturday, Jun 21. Hawaii X-treme Combat pre and post fight party. Celebrate the art of tatoos and win one, too!. $7. 9 p.m., Giovani’s, Kaanapali.

John Cruz - Saturday, Jun 21. Legendary slack key guitarist from Oahu will rock out with Randy Lorenzo on bass. $15. 10 p.m., Casanova, Makawao, 572-0220.

Maui Pride Dance - Sunday, June 22. See our Picks of the Week section. 10 p.m., Ocean’s Beach Bar and Grill, Kihei.

Slack Key Festival - Sunday, Jun 22. See our Picks of the Week section. Free. 2 p.m., A & B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.

STAGE Calling All Readers - Mon-Fri. Want to read for Maui On Stageís Bare Essential Theater? Roles are announced at monthly readings and scripts are given out in advance. Call Kristi. 244-8680 x23.

Auditions - Daily. Singers, actors and dancers are needed for a fall production of the comedy musical Urinetown. Bring a headshot, resume and 2-3 minute uptempo tune. Call for an appointment. Fri 6-9 p.m.; Sat 9 a.m.-noon. Steppingstone Playhouse, Queen Kaahumanu Center. 875-4367.

TICKETS ON SALE Elmo! - Fri-Sun, Jun 27-29. OK, this is really exciting for kids of all ages. Many of us grew up learning letters, numbers and manners from our furry friends on Seasame Street, a tradition that’s stood the test of time with generation after generation of keiki. Now the gang is on it’s way to Maui with a Broadway-quality production! Elmo is coming! And he’s coming to put the superness back in Super Grover after he loses it somewhere along the way. Tickets: $33, $20, $10. On sale Mon, April 21. Fri, Jun 27, 7 p.m.; Sat, June 28, 10:30 a.m., 2 & 5:30 p.m.; Sun 4:30 p.m.

Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

Hot Hands - Fri, Jun 27. A musical culture shock blending influences of Spanish, Middle Eastern and Hawaiian sounds. Lima Wela is a dynamic guitar trio that includes Willie K, Joe Cano and Avi Ronen and all their varied musical talents. Tickets: $36. 7:30 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

Killer Keys - Sat, Jun 28. An amazing piano concert by master of the ivory keys Adam Tendler, who’s prepared John Cage’s Sonatas and Interludes for the piano, presented by Ebb and Flow Arts. Free. 6:30 p.m. Seabury Hall Performing Arts Studio, Makawao. 876-1854.

The New Everclear - Wed, Jul 9. This intimate show will be the first Maui performance ever by the Grammy winning rock band I like to call the “new” Everclear. New because every member save for front man Art Alexakis has changed since their brilliant 1995 album Sparkle and Fade went platinum.

tight, alternative sound that I fell in love with when Life,” though, and they’ll definitely play some of the originals and dynamic covers that I know and love when I think of Everclear. Tickets: $42.50, available at the Hard Rock Box Office and www.kingmichelconcers.com . Hard Rock Cafe, Lahaina. 667-7400.

Once on This Island - Every Sun, Fri & Sat, Jul 11. What do you get when you mix the fantasy storyline of The Little Mermaid with the star-crossed lovers situation from Romeo and Juliet and set the whole thing on a lush, tropical island in the Caribbean? You get this original and creative theatrical performance that’s directed and choreographed

by Brian Swasey. $20. Fri & Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sun, 5 p.m. Iao Theater, Wailuku. 242-6969.

EVENTS THURSDAY, JUN 19 Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make something beautiful. Sugar cube, 11 a.m.; Dazzling daisies, 3 p.m.; Hawaiian quilt, 6 p.m. Maui Bead Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080.

Come Out and Play - Elizabeth Ann Brandon, MA wants to make friends with your inner child using cognitive therapy, hypnosis and transactional analysis. Free. 12-3 p.m. Dragon’s Den, Makawao.

573-2424.

Dialysis Group - Information for people on Maui on dialysis. 6 p.m. Maui Memorial Medical Center.

986-1900.

Cinema Night - Cafe Mambo will be hosting an evening of classic and cult classic films for the 21 and older crowd. This week’s flick is All About My

Mother. 9:30 p.m. Cafe Mambo, Paia. 579-8021.

FRIDAY, JUN 20 Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make something beautiful. Charm bracelet, 11 a.m.; Bouquet ring, 3 p.m.; Wire wrapping, 6 p.m.

Maui Bead Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center.

873-8080.

Biofeedback - Mary Higgins, QXC/SCIO practitioner, helps you energetically rebalance after living yet another day in a toxin-filled world. Walk-ins only. Sliding scale pricing. 2-5 p.m. Dragon’s Den. 573-2424.

Shakin’ Keiki - Come see little hula dancers in adorable outfits doing the cultural dance of their ancestors. Free. 3:30 p.m. Lahaina Center, 900 Front St. 667-9216.

Maui Home Expo - If you’ve got a home, or want to have one, don’t miss this exhibition where you’ll meet contractors, home loan specialists and people who install windows, floors, roofs, pluming and everything else you’ll need. 4-9 p.m. War Memorial

Auditorium. 871-5733.

Economic Systems Readers Circle - Do you have a passion for all things economic? Come to this discussion to chat about economics with other people who share your interest. Free. 7:35 p.m.

Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 573-3250.

Obon Festival - The festivities continue with a traditional obon dance and lots of delicious ethnic food. Free. Service 7 p.m.; Dancing 8 p.m. Wailuku

Jodo Mission. 244-0066.

MMA Weigh In - Undisputed weigh in for Hawaii Xtreme Combat fight on Saturday. 7-8 p.m., Center Stage, Queen Kaahumanu Center.

No purchase necessary to enter or win. Must be 18 year or older. Please mail a self address stamped envelope to Oceanic Time Warner Cable, 350 Hoohana Street, Kahului HI 96732 Attn: Sesame Street Live. All entries must be received by 6/23/08. Winner to be chosen on 6/25/08.

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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 06/19

Friday 06/20

Saturday 06/21

Sunday 06/22

Monday 06/23– Wednesday 06/25

Estee Graham No cover, 9pm

Call for details No cover, 10pm

Erin Smith Band No cover, 10pm

Call for details No cover, 9pm

MON - DJ Blu Sol, 9:30pm; TUE - Kahala & Indo of LAWA, 9pm ; WED - Call for details 9pm

Haiku Hillbillys

Beatles Sing Along w/ Loiuse Lambert; $10

MON - Open Talent Night, TUE - The Festival Jam

AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 891-1011

CAFE MARC AUREL 28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852

Hand Jive Jazz Trio No cover

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S

Coyote Ugly $7, 10pm

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9668

Inna Vision $15, 10pm

John Cruz $15, 10pm

WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/DJ Styles, DJ Jammin J & DJ Shaggy $10, 10pm

Marty Dread Bday Bash $12, 10pm

Danni Girl & Rampage $10, 10pm

WED - Wet n’ Wild Wahine Wednesday, $10, 9pm

Salsa $7, 10pm

COMPADRES Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

COOL CAT CAFE

Orin & Junior No cover, 9pm

Wharf Cinema, Lahaina - 667-0908

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

Dave Carroll No cover, 9pm

Dave Carroll No cover, 9pm

TBA No cover, 9pm

MON - Erin Smith; TUE - Luxury Cruise; WED -Howard Ahia, No cover, 9pm

Trevor Jones No cover, 9pm

Off Tomorrow, No cover, 9pm

Crunch Pups No cover, 9pm

MON - Silky Ringo, TUE - Scott Baird; WED - Irish Music No cover, 9pm;

GIOVANI’S

Inked Party $7, 9pm

2291 Honoapiilani Hwy., 661-3160

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

Silky Ringo 9pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

MON - Marty Dread, $10, $5 Kama aina, 10 p.m.

Aging Wisely Expo - It’s about that time for

something beautiful. Basic earring, 11 a.m.; Quick

Women Helping Women - A support group for

baby boomers to start planning for their golden

cluster, 3 p.m.; Silk knotting, 6 p.m. Maui Bead

women affected by domestic violence. 6 p.m.

Swap Meet - I’ve always wanted to unearth some

years. This expo offer information on health and

Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080.

Kihei, call for details. 242-0775.

totally awesome treasure at a random flea market. This

planning for the future, plus prizes. Everyone loves

Hula Show - Get a taste of Hawaiian history and

High Hopes Square Dance Club - A place for

might be a good place to start. Admission: 50 cents. 7

a good prize, right? Free. 9 a.m.-12 p.m. Roselani

culture. Free. 1 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului. 877-8952.

beginners to pick up some steps and seasoned square

a.m.-12 p.m. Pu`unene Ave., Kahului. 877-3100.

Place, 88 S. Papa Ave., Wailuku. 871-7720.

Grown Here, Not Flown Here - Check out what

Habitat for Humanity - Spend a few hours

Maui Home Expo - If you’ve got a home, or want

grows on Maui at the Maui County Farm Bureau’s

dancers to show off their moves. Free. 7 p.m. Hannibal Tavares Community Center, Pukalani. 572-0671.

helping a family in need get secure shelter. 9 a.m.

to have one, don’t miss this exhibition where you’ll

Grow Local, Buy Local event. Free. 2-7 p.m. Maui

Call for details. 893-0334.

meet contractors, home loan specialists and people

Community College, Pa’ina Room. 243-2290.

SATURDAY, JUN 21

TUESDAY, JUN 24 Blood Drive - Give the gift of life. 8 a.m.-5 p.m.

Hula Classes - Hula Classes - Every Sat. Halau

who install windows, floors, roofs, pluming and

Obon Festival - A traditional celebration of dead

Kawaianuhealehua holds open hula classes for chil-

everything else you’ll need. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. War

ancestors, with lots of food and dancing. Free.

dren, teen and adult wahines and kanes. 9 a.m.

Memorial Auditorium. 871-5733.

Service 6:30 p.m.; Dancing 8 p.m. Wailuku

Toastmasters - Perfect your public speaking

Maui Waena School.

Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make

Shingon Mission.

skills in this community club. 9 a.m., Kapalua Land

PREREGISTER to guarantee your space!

Call for a reservation. $5 Application fee includes a gift bag.

Love finds the person who is easy to find

EVERY TUESDAY NIGHT 8pm-10pm Live

HAPPY HAPPY HOUR HOUR ENTERTAINMENT DJ DJ & DRINK & DANCING DRINK

333 DAIRY ROAD SPECIALS SPECIALS

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Cameron Center Auditorium.

SUNDAY, JUN 22

Co. training center, 665-5485; 6 p.m., St. Theresa Church, Kihei, 298-3966.

Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make

Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make

something beautiful. Learn basic crimping meth-

something beautiful. Bouquet ring, 11 a.m.; Sugar

ods, 11 a.m.; Wire wrapping: 2 p.m. Maui Bead

Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080.

cube, 3 p.m.; Basic crimping, 6 p.m. Maui Bead Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080.

Tantra Temple Services - Embrace the spiritual

Pizza and Breast Cancer - Grind on some deli-

essence of all faiths with tantra, an ancient high-

cious pizza and help raise money for the Breast Cancer

spiritual practice. Free. 10 a.m. 2138 Vineyard St.,

Fund. There will also be a silent auction and informa-

Wailuku. 244-4103.

tion. Free. 5-10 p.m. Flatbread, Paia. 579-8989.

Hula Show - Get a taste of Hawaiian history and

Non-Profit Polynesian Dance - Support the

culture. Free. 1 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului. 877-8952.

kids of the Napili Kai Foundation by watching their

Song Satsang - Share a spiritual evening with

Polynesian dance show. $10 adults, $5 kids. 5:30

guitarist and poet John Austin and author Katie

p.m. 669-6271.

Davis and Sundance Burke. For more info visit thes-

Saving Singles - Meet like-minded, money savvy

tudiomaui.com. 6:30 p.m. The Studio Maui, Haiku.

singles and discuss investment issues. Free. 5:30

575-9390.

p.m. Cary & Eddie’s Hideaway, Kahului. 579-9249.

Bereaved Parents Candlight Walk - The

Folk Dancing - Shake it folk style with the Maui

Heaven Sent support group invites parents who’ve

Israeli Fold Dancing group. Free. . 8 p.m. Jewish

lost a child to join this commemorative walk. 7 p.m.

Congregation of Maui, Kihei. 280-1051.

Wailea Beach. 244-0125.

Speed Dating - Sit down for a round of three-

Line Dancing - Practice your tush push ya’ll and

minute dates. Who knows, you could find true love...

come on down for some line dancing by the Maui

or at least someone you might want to spend a

Paniolo Posse. Lessons: 6:30 p.m.; Dancing: 7 p.m.

whole second date with. Registration: $5. 8 p.m.

Lahaina Cannery Mall.

Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill, Kahului. 871-1414.

MONDAY, JUN 23

WEDNESDAY, JUN 25

Blood Drive - Give the gift of life. 8 a.m.-5 p.m.

Blood Drive - Give the gift of life. 8 a.m.-5 p.m.

Cameron Center Auditorium.

Cameron Center Auditorium.

Free Beading Classes - Learn new skills and be

Ayurvedic Consultations - Margo P. Uma Gal,

creative. Hawaiian quilt, 11 a.m.; Charm bracelet; 3

CAP., offers up wisdom on diet and lifestyle from

p.m.; Basic earrings, 6 p.m. Maui Bead Shack,

over 20 years of experience as an Ayurvedic

Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080.

Practitioner. Walk-ins only. Free. 10:30 a.m.-1 p.m.

Pipe Up - No experience is needed for drummers

Makawao. 572-2424.

and bagpipers at these open, free lesson and prac-

Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make

tices for the Isle of Maui Pipe Band. 6 p.m. Call for

something beautiful. Quick cluster, 11 a.m.; Silk

Direction. 876-0154.

knotting, 3 p.m.; Basic earring, 6 p.m. Maui Bead

DA KINECALENDAR Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080.

Shakin’ Keiki - Come see little hula dancers in adorable outfits doing the cultural dance of their ancestors. Free. 2:30 p.m. Lahaina Center, 900

Front St. 667-9216.

Merriman’s Grand Opening - A food and wine tasting and blessing of the new restaurant, to benefit the MACC. Tickets: $75. 6:30 p.m. Merriman’s.

243-4279.

WOW! - Every Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays presents live island music, gallery receptions, artist appearances and more. . 6:30-8 p.m. 897-6770 x2.

KEIKI Story Time - Thu. Keiki story time and crafts. Free.

10 a.m. Hawaiian Village Coffee, Kahana. 665-1114.

Keiki Issues? - Thu. The Parent Project, a program for parents of strong willed children. Wrestle the phone away from the child and make that call.

Free. 6:30-8:30 p.m. Hui Malama Learning Center.

289-5050.

Yu-Gi-Oh - Sat. Every Sat. Little gamester get out your cards and get ready for a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament!

Free. 3 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 661-4766.

Yo Yo Workshop & Demo - Sun. Yo Yo’s are silent, so encourage your kids to learn how to use them and finally get some peace and quiet! Free. 45 p.m. Maui Toy Works. 661-5304.

After-School Help - Mon-Fri. Hui Malama Learning Center offers after-school homework help and classes. Call for directions and hours. 244-5911.

Free Keiki Art Classes - Every Mon, Tue, Wed & Fri. Lahaina Arts Society offers free children’s art classes island wide. MON - Lahaina Surf Hawaiian Housing, 3-5 p.m. & Baha’i Faith Maui Center, Makawao, 9 a.m.-12. TUE - Kehekili Park Terrace, Wailuku, 3-5 p.m. WED - Baha’i Faith Maui Center, 9 a.m.-12 p.m.; Honokowai Kau Hale, 2:30-4:30 p.m.; Ka Hale A Ke Ola, Wailuku, 4-6 p.m. FRI Haiku Boy’s and Girl’s Club, 3-5 p.m. For more info call 661-0111.

Summer Youth Center - Mon-Fri. A place where the kids (ages 9-18) can stay busy learning, playing and socializing while you’re at work. Free. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Hui Malama Youth Center, Wailuku. 242-9730.

BY JESSICA ARMSTRONG CALENDAR@MAUITIME.COM nations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis.

Free. 12-3 p.m. Wailuku Health Center. 984-8260.

ENVIRONMENT Tidepools After Dark - Thu. The moon is full

LECTURE

and the Pacific Whale Foundation is ready to take you and your kids to check out what goes down in

Extra Credit - Thu. Learn about credit, what effects it, how to dispute credit claims and the right way to go about improving it. Free. 12-1 p.m. Maui County

Business Resourse Center, Maui Mall. 873-8247.

a tidepool after dark. $10 adults, $5 kids. 7 p.m.

RSVP 249-8811.

Coastal Restoration - Fri. Habitat restoration at Waihe`e coastal dunes with Maui Coastal Land

What’s That Slime? - Thu. Russell Sparks,

Trust. 8 a.m.-12 p.m. Waihe`e. 244-5263.

Education Specialist for the Department of Land and

Say No to GMO - Fri. Giant, invincible papayas

Natural Resources, will discuss the dangers facing

may sound like a good idea, but the film A Silent

Maui’s coral reefs including monitoring data on the

Forest explains why genetically modified trees,

Athletic Club Outreach - Every Tue & Thu. Got tough kids? Get them instruction on Olympic weightlifting, power lifting, body building and sports-specific weight training by an experienced team of coaches. Ages 11-19. Free. 4:45-6 p.m. St. Mark Weightlifting Hall, Good Shepherd Episcopal Church, Wailuku. 244-4656.

spread of invasive algae. Free. 6 p.m. Pacific Whale

such as Hawai`i’s papaya, can pose a serious threat

Foundation’s Discovery Center, Ma`alaea. 249-8811.

to native forests, wildlife and our economy. Free. 7

West Side Storytime - Every Tue & Sat. Lahaina’s newest bookseller is hosting keiki story time, so get them hooked on reading early. Tue., 10 a.m.; Sat., 11 a.m. Barnes and Noble, Lahaina.

Defensive Medicine - Sat. Learn how to stay

ment of the land and get a free t-shirt from the

healthy and prevent illness with Dr. Steve Blake. $25.

Pacific Whale

Hekili Multimedia Program - Every Wed, Fri & Sat. Kids get access to high-end multimedia equipment and instruction on recording music, mixing beats and loops, producing movies and Web pages. Free. Various times. Paia Youth & Cultural Center. 579-8354.

will give a talk on antioxidants in chocolate and cof-

Keiki Shots - Wed. (Central Maui) Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vacci-

p.m. Cameron Center Auditorium. 572-1865.

Choosing Childcare - Sat. The People Attentive to Childcare (PATCH) will be hosting a discussion on choosing the correct care for your little terror.

Free. 1 p.m. Cameron Center, Wailuku. 242-9232.

Volunteer on Vacation - Sat. Get to know Maui better by volunteering time to one of many important environmental projects. Meet local experts and learn about the history and environ-

10 a.m. Dragon’s Den, Makawao. RSVP 572-8371.

Foundation!. 9 a.m.-3 p.m.

Honokowai. 249-8811.

Chocolate for Health - Mon. Dr. Steve Blake

Care for the Crater - Sat-Mon Get your hands

fee and how they benefit you. $10. 6:30 p.m.

Dragon’s Den, Makawao. 572-8371.

dirty removing invasive species in Haleakala Crater with the Friends of Haleakala National Park and enjoy spectacular views and two nights of tent camping in Waikau. Free. 248-7660.

Starting a Business - Wed. Learn about the

Save the Forest - Sun. The Pacific Whale

basic requirements for starting a small business in

Foundation is hosting a group of ten volunteers to

Maui County. Free. 12-1 p.m. Maui County

pull invasive pine trees near Hosmers Grove.

Business Resourse Center, Maui Mall. 873-8247.

Transportation is provided. Bring warm clothes, long

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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 06/19

Friday 06/20

Saturday 06/21

Live Music No cover, 9pm

Live Music No cover, 9pm

Live Music No cover, 9pm

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

I’O JACQUES KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB 36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE 355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

MON - Da Hawaiians, 9pm

MON - Live Music, No cover

Vince Esquire No cover

Kenny Roberts No cover

El Vato Loco No cover

Jared & Dale No cover

MON - Jared, No cover; TUE - Da Hawaiians; No cover WED - Chico & Da Kine; No cover

Ohana Groove No cover, 9pm

Cheryl Rai $5, 10pm

DJ Shaka Rock $10, 9pm

Tom Cherry Band $5, 9pm

TUE - Kilohana, No cover; WED - Ras Shaggai, No cover, 9pm

Mike and Mark No cover, 9pm

KIMOS 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

LIFE’S A BEACH

Erin Smith 10pm

Rampage 10pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

MON - Kanoa of Gomega, 10pm; TUE - DJ Virgo; 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups; 10pm

Off Tomorrow 10pm

Crazy Fingers $5, 10pm

LONGHI’S 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

pants and closed boots. Pick ups: 7:30 a.m., Harbor

Tour Haiku - Sun. Check out some of the most

Shop, 300 Ma`alaea Rd; 8:15 a.m., Upcountry

historical and private spots in the Hamakua Loa

Tavares Community Center. RSVP 856-8341.

region of Upcountry with the Sierra Club and a local

Reef Night - Sun. Celebrate the annual Year of the Reef with a look at what goes on under the waves at night. There will also be cultural and envi-

kapuna guide. $15 donation includes lunch. 10 a.m. & 1 p.m. Bus tour leaves from Haiku Elementary

School. RSVP 572-5662.

ronmental demonstrations and over 20 local non-

Smarter than a Sand Crab? - Mon-Fri. Get free

profit and ecological organizations giving informa-

info about marine life and answers to all those pesky

tion. There will be lots of entertainment, including a

questions that keep you up all night. The Pacific

performance by Lei’ohu Ryder, the Abrigo “ohana

Whale Foundation Marine Naturalists are definitely

and Jason Sadang. Admission: $16 adults, $13 child

smarter than a fifth grader. The question is, are you?.

or kamaina $11 adult and $8 child. 6 p.m. Maui

8 a.m.-1 p.m. Ulua Beach, Wailea. 249-8811.

Ocean Center, Ma`alaea. 270-7000.

International Surfing Day - Tue. The Surfrider

GIRLS? $2

TATTOO

Domestic Beer Monday

PARTY!

& Tuesday

Maui’s Most Beautiful Girls The Greatest Pu-Pus New Faces & Management Maui’s Hottest Nights!

Club

DIANE S B PORTS AR KARAOKE

350 HOOHANA ST. • KAHULUI Next to Oceanic Cable

871-2182

Happy Hour 2-7PM OPEN 2PM-2AM 7 DAYS A WEEK

CALL 205-8778 AND ASK ABOUT FREE TRANSPORTATION TO AND FROM CLUB DIANE!

Foundation, Maui Chapter is organizing a reef and beach clean up and native planting at Hoíokipa Beach Park. Participants will receive free lunch and Jamba Juice smoothies, Sobe LifeWater, and free chances to win prizes. Keiki aged 16 and under who participate in the clean up or planting events will receive tickets that can be used, on a first come first served basis, for surf lessons and entry into the Hana Hwy Surf Keiki Paddle Race. 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. Ho’okipa Beach Park. 298-8254.

Save Honolua - Tue. Meeting to inform, educate and involve the community on the proposed development of Honolua Bay. 6:45 p.m. Lahaina Civic Center. 870-0052.

Building supplies - Every Wed, Thu, Fri & Sat. Spring cleaning! Donate new and nearly new building materials or purchase them at reduced prices.

Volunteers needed to stock, display and price merchandise. Reduce the amount of usable building materials going into the landfill. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Habitat for Humanity, Market St., Wailuiku. 986-8050.

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120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

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Monday 06/23– Wednesday 06/25

Karen B No cover, 9pm

505 Front St., Lahaina - 661-8422

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Weed and Pot Club - Wed. Did that get your attention? Push up your sleeves and rake, hoe and pull weeds in a beautiful garden setting. Tools, gloves and drinking water provided. Bring sunscreen and tennis shoes. 8:30 a.m. Maui Nui Botanical Gardens, Kahului. 249-2798.

Pool Hours - Daily. Pool Hours - Besides the fear of contracting super-strain ukuís, I really enjoy a good swim in a public pool. Sometimes the thought of dealing with sand is just too much to bear. Kahului, Kihei, Lahaina, War Memorial, Pukalani, anthe Old and New Wailuku Pools: M-W, F, S 9 a.m-4 p.m.; Th 10 a.m.-4:30 p.m.; Sun 12-4:30 p.m. These hours can change due to events. To double check you can call, 270-6135.

ART Chasing Romance - Daily. A Diana Dorenzo exhibition with pieces that evoke romance and passion in oils and pastels. M-Sa 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su 11 a.m.5 p.m. Viewpoints Gallery, Makawao. 572-5979.

Island Memories - Daily. Featured artist Shirley Hartley will be displaying paintings of tranquil Hawaiian settings, all done with a palette knife. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Banyan Tree Gallery, Lahaina. 661-0111.

Pastels - Daily. Two of Maui’s premier oil painters, Steven Burr and Kathleen O’Bryan, capture the beauty of Maui in pastels. 10 a.m.-7 p.m. Maui

Hands Galleries, Paia. 573-2021.

Patrick Dune Solo Exhibit - Daily. Figurative paintings that seek to capture rawness and immediacy in portraits. 7 a.m.-10 p.m. & 4 p.m.-close.

Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku. 244-0852.

Sports

Pet Photo Contest - Daily. Send photos of your

Open Track Meet - Fri. Show your stuff at this Valley Isle Road Runner sponsored meet. Open to all participants with no entry fee. 5 p.m. War Memorial Stadium. 280-5801.

for use in their 2009 calendar. Deadline is July 15.

Summer Nights Tennis Tournament - MonFri. Wailuku Junior’s tennis teams, $30 entry fee.

4:30-9:30 p.m. Wells Park, Wailuku. 242-0069.

Magazine is seeking entries featuring portraits of

Paddling for Breast Cancer Survivors Every Mon & Wed. Get together with other survivors for canoe paddling. Free. 6:45 a.m. Kihei Canoe Club. 243-2999.

www.hiartmagazine.com for more info. .

Tai Chi - Every Mon & Fri. Get your Tai Chi in during your lunchbreak with Dr. Lorrin Pang. Free. noon12:45 p.m. State Building Plaza, Wailuku. 984-8200.

p.m. Lahaina. 661-6284.

cute and cuddly pets to the Maui Humane Society For rules and photo requirements visit www.mauihumanesociety.org or call 877-3680. $20 entry fee.

Photography Competition - Daily. Hi Art the faces of Hawai`i. Competition open to all Hawai`i residents. Entries due by Sept 1.

Art Night - Fri. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action and refreshments. Free. 6:30

Art Bistro - Mon. Local artists display their wares, from photography and painting to jewelry and sculp-

Walk, Run, Train - Every Tue & Thu. Whether you’re a walker or a runner, you’ve got a group to train with.

5:30 p.m. Runner’s Paradise, Maui Mall. 877-5300.

tures. Live music, too. 5-10pm. Jacques Northshore

Soccer Tournament - Wed Boys and girls soccer tournament for HYSA, AYSO and MYSO registered teams. Keopuolani Fields, Wailuku. 205-2344.

it with pieces that reflect an artist’s interpretation of

Bistro, 120 Hana Hwy. Paia. 808-269-0961.

Art that Moves - Mon-Sat. A unique group exhibthe spirit and concept of dance. M-Sa 10 a.m.-6 p.m.

Upcountry Fine Art, Makawao. 573-6000.

The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 06/19

Friday 06/20

Saturday 06/21

Neto Latin Salsa No cover, 9pm

The Willy’s & DJ Shaggy No cover, 9pm

All Access & DJ Shaggy $10, 10pm

DJ Mike 9pm

DJ Mike 9pm

ADD Twins No cover, 9pm

DJ T-Money No cover, 9pm

LULU’S 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

MAI TAI LOUNGE 839 Front St., Lahaina - 661-5288

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

ADD Twins No cover, 9pm

Sunday 06/22

MON - Na Hoku, Crazy Fingers, All Access, WED Karaoke, 9pm

WED - DJ T-Money, No cover, 9pm

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

Wee D’ono No cover, 10pm

OCEANS BEACH & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-2414

DJ Jay P $5, 10pm

OYSTER BAR 744 Front St., Lahaina - 661-9090

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm

MON - Cowboy Chris;TUE - I-Chalice; WED - Open Mic

DJ Nutmeg $5, 10pm

DJ Jai Freedom $5, 10pm

Maui Pride Dance $10, 10pm

TUE - DJ Jai Freedom, No cover, 10pm; WED - DJ Nutmeg, No cover, 9pm

DJ Blast $5, 10pm

DJ N8 Castro $10, 10pm

Kanoa of Gomega No cover, 10pm

MON - DJ Blast; TUE - DJ Boomshot; WED - ADD Twins; All no cover, 10pm

DJ Shark in da Water, No cover, 9:30pm

MON - Karaoke, 9:30pm; TUE - Ohana Groove, No cover, 10pm; WED - DJ Del Sol, No cover, 10pm

Soft Touch No cover, 9pm DJ Durty No cover, 10pm

DJ Sonny No cover, 10pm

DJ Magnetic No cover, 10pm

Crunch Pups No cover, 10pm

Bozo the Train No cover, 10pm

Kenny Roberts No cover, 10pm

Maui Magic w/ Fatima $3, 9pm

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

TIP-UPS TAVERN 1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

MON - Gypsy Pacific; TUE - Randall Rospond & Tom Conway; WED - Willie K, $25

Hazmatt No cover, 10pm

505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

Yo Mama No cover, 9:30pm Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm

PACIFIC’O SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE

Monday 06/23– Wednesday 06/25

Ohana Groove No cover, 10pm

Ohana Groove No cover, 10pm

Soul Concepts No cover, 10pm

Honokowai Farmers Market - Every Mon, Wed

money to send Team Maui SLAM! to the National

& Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and

Poetry Slam in Madison, Wisconsin this August.

canned goods. 7-11 a.m. Lower Honopiilani Hwy.

Audience participation is encouraged and feedback

FARMERS MARKET ART & CRAFT FAIR

Beach Resort.

Ho`olokahi Arts & Crafts Fair - Every Tue &

Aloha Craft Fair - Fri. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Maui Mall.

Fri. Fresh flower lei-making classes from 9-11 a.m.

872-4320.

on Fridays. 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Wailea Beach Marriott

KBH Craft Fair - Fri. Cultural crafts and live

Resort south lobby. 879-1922.

demos. 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Ka`anapali Beach Hotel

Ohana Farmers & Crafters Market - Every

lobby. 667-5978.

Resort Craft Fair - Every Wed & Fri. Hawaiian arts and crafts. 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Renaissance Wailea

Tue, Wed & Fri. 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu

and give comments on what needs work to help make the team stronger! By donation. 6-8 p.m.

Gallerie Ha, Wailuku. 268-4487.

Open Mic - Every night is open mic night at Hawaiian Village Coffee. Kahana Gateway location, call 665-1114.

Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc

Aurel, Wailuku, 244-0852.

POETRY

Shopping Center. 877-3369.

is appreciated. Write your input on coaching cards

Open Mind Open Mic - Every Mon. Open Mind Open Mic with spoken word, poetry, comedy— whatever you have to say here’s your chance. Free.

6 p.m., Moana Bakery, Paia, 244-9091.

Open Mic - Every Saturday the Maui Media Lab hosts an open mic night for poets, muscicians and others who want to be heard. Sessions are recorded and fed to the internet. All ages are welcome.

Free. 6-9 p.m., Maui Media Lab, Baldwin Ave, zumatribe@yahoo.com.

Poetry Reading - Every second Thu Maui Live Poets Society hosts an open poetry reading on the West side. Free. 6:30- 9 p.m. Lahaina, 661-0517

Poetry Reading - Every second Tue, read your

Farmers Market of Maui - Every Mon, Wed &

Team MauiSLAM! Fundraising Showcase

original work, your favorite poem, or just come to

Fri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh

- Fri. Enjoy a mini-slam every week as Maui’s best

be inspired. Free. 6:30 p.m., Lahaina Public

produce. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 61 S. Kihei Rd.

spoken word poets showcase their talents to raise

Library, 662-3950.

TV/RADIO The Restless Native Speaks - Every Mon. Maui Time Weekly’s own Starr Begley talks story

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on the Ed and Greg show. 10 a.m., WILD 105.5 FM.

Cheeseburger In Paradise - Mon, Tue, Scotty

Mon, Kenny Roberts; Tue, Ramen & Cora; Wed,

Filipino Language - Mon-Fri. Fred Duldulao, Leo

Rotten; Wed, Fri, Harry Troupe; Thu, Sat, Sun,

Keoki Ruiz. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel,

Agcolicol, Rey Patao and Maggie Evangelista host a

2259 S. Kihei Rd., 874-6284.

Filipino language talk show. 4-6 a.m.; 7-10 p.m.,

Brooks McGuire. All sets 4:30-10:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

KNUI 900 AM.

Compadres - Tue, 4 p.m., Live music. Lahaina

CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Fri, Ron Kuala’au. 6:15 p.m. , Sat

Talk Story - Every Mon-Thu. Political figures take

Cannery Mall, 661-7189.

calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m.,

Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Erin Smith; Fri, Sat, Dave

KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145.

Carroll; Sun, Wed, Whale Sharks; Mon, Mickie

Mind Body Spirit - Every Mon from 6:30-9:30

Moore; Tue, Jazz; . all sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf

Café Marc Aurel - Tue, Live Music; Mon, Open

p.m., Tue from 11 a.m.-2 p.m., and Thu at noon. Liah

Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Howard, psychic and guests. KAOI 1110 AM.

Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat Ernest

Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-0852.

Maui Talks - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, call-in talk

Pua’a; Sun,Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret

Main Street Bistro - Th-Fri, Rhythm & Blues

show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m. Channel 53.

Roback. Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu,

with Freedom. 5-7:30 p.m.. 2051 Main St.,

Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 572-8787.

Braddah Brian & Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika;. Sat,

Wailuku, 244-6816.

“TBA”; Sun, Ryan Tanaka & Derrick Sebastian;

Sushi Go - Wed, Live music. 4-8 p.m. Queen

Mon,“Derrick & Josh”; Tue, Roy & Friends; Wed, An

Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

Words of Peace - Every Wed-Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace.

Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9

p.m.; Thu, 8 a.m. Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 800-558-0940.

Smallville - Every Fri. Small Town Maui, a onehour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and

Tarvin Makai 6:15 p.m.1237 L. Main St, Wailuku,

244-8774.

Den. Late sets 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Ka`anapali

UPCOUNTRY MAUI

Parkway, Building P, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Mon-Sat, Acoustic

Hana Hou Cafe - Thu, Haiku Hillbillys; Wed,

music. All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi`ilani

Dorothy Betz and Les Adam with Vince Esquire.

Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787.

Sat, Live music. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. 810 Haiku

Kimo’s - Mon- Wed, Sat, Sun, Sam Ahia. Fri,

Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661.

Jacque’s - Mon, Live Jazz. 5 p.m. 120 Hana Hwy,

■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Ono Bar & Grille - Thu, Sat, Steve Sargenti; Fri, Larry Golis; Sun, Margie Heart; Mon, Ernest Puaa; Tue, Brian Haia; Wed, Pam Peterson. Tue-Sun shows, 6-9 p.m. Mon, 5:30-9 p.m.

Tropica - (Early sets) Thu, Wed, Brian Haia; Fri, Sat, Mon, Marvin Tevaga; Sun, Josh Kahula; Tue, Ernest Pua`a. Early sets 3-6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat, Tue, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Steve Sargenti; Mon, Josh Kahula. Late sets 6-9 p.m.

SOUTH MAUI ■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 Wailea Alanui, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu, Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran; Sat, Mon, Island Style Trio with hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson; Fri, Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis; Sat, Mon, Nils and Anastasia; Sun, Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria; Wed, Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata. Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly.

ate a better future. 7 a.m. KAOI, 1110 AM.

deAquino Bradaz. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Paia, 579-8844.

On the Upside with Teri - Every Fri. Political and

Leilani’s On The Beach - Fri, Scott Baird;. Sat,

Morning Glories Organic Internet Cafe -

public affairs, call-in talk show with Teri Lawrence.

JD and Harry; Sun, Kilohana. All sets 2:30-5 p.m.

Fri, Elaine Ryan, 3-4 p.m.; Mon, Karen B, 1-2

12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800.

2435 Ka`anapali Pkwy, Building J, 661-4495.

p.m.137 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-6009.

Uncle Charlie’s Corner - Sat. Kahu Charles

Moose McGillycuddy’s, Lahaina - Fri, Llayne

Moana

Kauluwehi Maxwell, Sr. talks story. 6-10 a.m., KNUI

& Pro Ed; Sat, Mark & Mike. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844

Jazzworks; Thu Mark Johnstone, Fri, Classic

900 AM.

Front St., 667-7758.

Hawaiian with Jocelyn, all sets 6:30-8:30. Sat, Live

■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 Wailea Alanui, 875-4100

Free Zone/ Zona Libre - Every other Sat. A

Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Fri, AnRil. All sets 7

jazz music with Mark Johnstone & Friends, 12:30 -

Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

multi-lingual, multi-cultural radio program featuring

p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881.

2:30 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

world music, fresh thought, live interviews with

Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain

■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 Wailea Alanui

local and international artists and NO commercial

Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m.

breaks. 6-10 a.m. Mana’o Radio 91.5 FM.

658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Maui Matters - Sat-Sun. Pacific Radio Group

Sea House Restaurant - Early sets in the Sea

News Director Wendy Osher discusses local

Breeze Terrace: Thu & Fri, Brian Haia; Sa-Su, Lui

issues. 1-2 p.m., KNUI 900 AM.

Williams; Mon-Wen, Coelho Morrison. All sets

Spanish Language - Sat-Sun. Carlos David

3:30-5 p.m. Thu, Albert Kaina and Kincade Basques;

Weeping Banyan Lounge - Nightly, Live music.

Hernandez discusses news and plays music in

Fri, Kincade Basques; Sat, Coelho Morrison; Sun,

All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony

Spanish. 2-4 p.m., KNUI 900 AM.

Andrew Jauba; Mon & Tue Kincade Basques; Wed,

nightly.

Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly, Live music. 9-11 p.m.

Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach

■ KAANAPALI BEACH CLUB

Resort, 5900 Honoapi`ilani Rd., Napili, 669-1500.

104 Ka`anapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000

■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 Wailea Alanui, 879-4900

explores how we can learn from Maui's past to cre-

Japanese Language - Sun. Yumi’s long-running Japanese language show. 7-8:30 p.m., KNUI

SOUTH MAUI

900 AM.

Cafe

&

Bakery - Wed, Benoit

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI ■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA

200 Nohea Kai Dr, Lahaina, 661-1234

Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu, Live music; Fri, Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue,

Save Honolua - Every Wed at 8 p.m and Thu at

Backstreet Cafe - Fri, Liz & Joanie; Sat, Steve

7:30 a.m., AKAKU Channel 53.

Monroe, all sets 5:30-8:30 p.m. Sun, Nicky

KARAOKE

Campos, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd, 891-

Isana Restaurant - Daily, 9 p.m. 515 S. Kihei

Longhi’s - Sat, acustic music. 10:30-11 p.m. 3750

Rd., Kihei, 874-1811.

Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883

Kobe Japanese Steakhouse - Fri-Sat, 9:30

Ma`alaea Grill - Thu, Fri, Sat, Benoit Jazz Works.

p.m., 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555.

All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206.

Lulu’s - Wed, 7 p.m., 1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944.

Moose McGillycuddy’s, Kihei - Fri, Erin

Sansei - Thu-Fri, 10 p.m., 600 Office Road,

Smith; Sat, Anuhea; All sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. 2511 S.

Kapalua, 669-6286; Thu-Sat, 10 p.m. Kihei Town Center, 879-0004.

Kihei Rd., 891-8600.

2595.

Mulligan’s on the Blue - Fri, Joyce & Gord,

Ernest Pua`a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

■ KA`ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL

2525 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 661-0011 Kupanaha - Nightly, Hula show, 6:30-7:30 p.m.

Tiki Courtyard - Nightly, Alanui with Uncle Rudi; Sun, Hula show. All sets 6:30 p.m.

■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 Wailea Alanui, 875-1234 Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

Humuhumunukunukuapua`a - Nightly, 5:30 p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo.

East Wing - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth.

Lower Courtyard - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie Lawerence and Friends.

■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 Wailea Alanui, 879-1922 Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly, Hula dancing. 6-9 p.m.

Sunset Terrace - Wed, Thu, Bobby Krueger; Fri, Mahalo Greg; Sat, Rama Camarillo; Sun, Mondo Kane; Mon, Tue, Lono. All sets 6-9 p.m.

■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge - Mon, Wed, Fri, Sat, Mele `Ohana Duo. Tue, Thu Ron Kuala’au; Sun-Thu sets 69 p.m.; Fri, Sat sets 6-10 p.m. Sun, Mele `Ohana Duo, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Mon, Wed, Fri, Hula performance, 6-6:45 p.m.

■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT

5900 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Thu, Kincaid and Albert; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincaid Basques; Sun, Kapule Paoa; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m.

EAST MAUI ■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI Hana, 248-8211

Tiffany’s - Daily, 9:30 p.m., 1424 L. Main St.,

5:30-8 p.m.; Sat, Sun, Celtic Tigers; Mon, Gypsy Pacific; 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT

Paniolo Lounge - Thu-Sun, Live music. 6:30-9:30 p.m.

Wailuku, 249-0052.

Unisan - Thu-Sat, 9:30 p.m., 2102 Vineyard St.,

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Thu, Sun, Tue, Tony;

2780 Keka`a Dr., Ka`anapali, 661-3611

Wailuku, 244-4500.

Fri, Eclipse; Sat, Erin Smith; Mon, Kanoa; Wed,

Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat, Live

Main Dining Room - Thu, Sun, Hula dancing.

7:30-8:15 p.m.

Kenny Roberts. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei Rd.,

Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m.

Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444.

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Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café - Sun, Mon,

2605 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 661-0031

Brittany; Wed, Sat, Merv Oana Thu; Fri Margie; Tue

Lagoon Bar - Nightly, Hula dancing during sets.

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed-Fri, John Kane;

Jamie Lawrence. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at

Thu, Mon, Tue, Bobby and Ralph; Fri, Ralph and

Sat, Harry Troupe; Sun, Greg DiPiazza; Mon, Tue,

Wailea, 875-9983.

Allan; Sat, Sun, Fausto and Kawaika; Wed, Nathan

Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum

and Ralph. All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff

St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Ho; Fri, Kaleo Cullen; Sat, Louise Lambert; Sun,

diving ceremony at sunset nightly.

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E M P L O Y M E N T OUTDOOR YOUTH COUNSELOR Come make a difference working in the great outdoors. Immediate openings at Eckerd outdoor therapeutic programs in NC, TN, GA, FL, VT, NH and RI. Year-round residential position, free room & board, competitive salary/benefits. Info and apply online: www.eckerdyouth.org. Or fax resume to Career Advisor/AN, 727-442-5911.

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HAWAII’S FASTEST GROWING HEALTHCARE COMPANY SEEKS: PROVIDER NETWORK ASSOCIATE Serves as primary liaison between network participating providers and AlohaCare.

Responsibilities include; regular visitation to participating provider office(s); initiating new provider agreement contacts & associations; conduct educational sessions (in-service, workshops, & one-on-one mtgs); claims issue coordination; development of materials to assist providers; provider contracts & file maintenance; network listing maintenance; & provider database maintenance. Must have knowledge of the managed health care field and excellent public speaking & communication skills. Must have a valid HI drivers license & use of a licensed/insured vehicle. College degree & 1 yr exp working with or for healthcare providers preferred.

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NOW HIRING • Professional Servers • Baristas • Day / Night Managers Apply in person at Java Jazz or call 276-3177

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CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

Hey, Debbie Downer! You’ve been so negative lately that you’re likely to be surprised when something actually works out, contrary to your pessimistic expectations. Take it in stride. This is how it’s supposed to work, right? You anticipate the worst, then are pleasantly surprised when it doesn’t happen that way. Don’t let your cynical shock get the best of you and ruin a good moment. The people who helped make it happen are likely to be offended if they discover you thought it never would. Make them feel good, make yourself feel good—all by being gracious and genuinely happy, not distraught, when blessings are heaped upon you.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

Ultimately many things in life are “useless” wastes of time. The accomplishments in that video game you like playing will never mean much in real life. That sweater you’re knitting will probably never be worn. That project you’re obsessing over likely won’t make it off the ground. That’s all okay. Not every minute of your life needs to be devoted to a sure thing that’s bound to be constructive and ultimately enrich and enliven your existence. It’s perfectly alright to spend time on something that’ll never amount to anything, just because you enjoy it. Do that this week. Don’t worry about making every minute “count”—as long as every minute is as fun as you can make it.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Ultimately there is no easy answer, so quit searching for one. This is one of those complex situations where every possible outcome is a compromise, and no one will be completely happy, ever. Wishing it were otherwise is completely useless and ultimately a waste of time, time that would be better utilized trying to figure out which compromise solution will put out the fewest people. Stop trying to please everybody, because that will only make you nuts, and put you back at square one in a week, a month, or a year (depending on how long you beat your head against it). Instead, just use reason, logic, and your wellhoned sense of fairness to come up with the best scenario for the most people, and run with that.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

When given the option between buying the reasonably priced but slightly crappy version you can afford now, or going without until you can get the more expensive, higher quality version, you’ll almost always wait. To you this is simply common sense, but some other signs simply don’t have the foresight or patience to hold out for the better option. Help them. You have some influence over a reasonably important decision being made by someone you know. Exercise it. Talk sense into them. If you do your job right, they won’t even wait until later to thank you. They’ll thank you now.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

Children and animals don’t always know what’s best for themselves. That’s why they require caregivers of various sorts to help them sort out how to keep themselves safe and healthy, something they’d likely fail miserably at on their own. Unfortunately, some adults require the same care in certain situations. No one properly trained them to figure out what’s best, and to keep themselves out of trouble. This should not be your job, to be fair, but unfortunately we sometimes have to take care of shit that really ought to be someone else’s problem. Step in and take charge this week. It’s that or watch someone suffer because you didn’t.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

You’ve been waiting so long for this specific moment that you’ll probably be caught completely off guard when it finally arrives. You might miss it! Hopefully, you’ll be able to react quickly enough and pull together all those dusty plans and half-forgotten thoughts to make the most of this time now that it’s here.

If not, you’ll be stuck waiting again—possibly for an even longer time. I may be wrong about this, but just in case, why don’t you brush up on what you planned to do should this opportunity arise? It couldn’t hurt.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Some people perform some of the most impactful actions of their entire lives on their deathbeds.

Knowing their lives are ending inspires them with the courage or insight to do stuff that will have ripples long after they’re gone.. I’m sure most of them regret not acting sooner. It takes some serious courage to muster the gumption to speak your mind and make things happen the way you know they ought to. Don’t wait until you’re close to death to find that courage. See if you can manifest even a fraction of it this week.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

Let’s imagine for a moment that your body chemistry made you smelly. Not just your pits, but your whole body. Your current problem is something like this, and sadly, your current solution is about as viable as smearing deodorant over your entire body. What you’d need to do about your stinky self is go deeper, and address the roots of the problem, examining how diet and other factors might be contributing to it.

You can’t cover this quandary in anti-perspirant and make it go away. Dig deeper and figure out what’s causing it, and deal with that. The stink is just a symptom. Get rid of the problem and you won’t need “deodorant” at all.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Dogs pant to release heat from their bodies, since they have almost no ability to sweat. What you’re up to now is the equivalent of panting, but it’s awfully dumb—since you can sweat. Why settle for a horribly inefficient method of addressing your problem when you have a far superior and effective one available to you? Don’t limit yourself out of principle. Whether it’s fair or not is irrelevant. You have options available to you that will provide neat, elegant solutions to your difficulties. Stop fretting because not everyone has the same choices you do. Exercise yours, and then you can see about helping those who are not as lucky.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

You’re quite the little soldier, aren’t you? Quite the tough one, too. These days nothing touches you unless you let it, or unless it’s smart or lucky enough to penetrate one of the miniscule and almost imperceptible chinks in your armor. That’s all well and good; it’s great to be rugged and self-reliant. What I’m worried about is this: you may have forgotten how to take that armor off. When was the last time you stripped down and let yourself be completely naked and vulnerable? Too long ago, I’m afraid. This week, do your best to take all that armor off—just to reassure yourself (and me) that you can.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

Most of the year my old dog will find the cushiest spot available to him to lie down upon. He likes a bit of padding beneath those stiff joints. Come the summer months, though, and he’ll find any bit of hard cool floor far preferable to his doggie bed or the couch. My point is—even for a dog, priorities change due to the situation. Yours should, too. Sticking to the same set of goals and preferences out of habit is just silly and stupid. You’re smarter and more flexible than that, aren’t you? Well, aren’t you? Don’t just say it. Demonstrate it.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

The Sun doesn’t change signs exactly on midnight on the dates listed next to the signs in this column.

Rather it varies by a number of hours every year. You could be born on June 20th, and actually be a Cancer, for instance. Most of that day is still in Gemini, most years, but there’s a small chance some would-be Geminis are actually Cancers, and vice versa. Also, because most of the personal planets never stray too far from the Sun, it means anyone born on the cusp like this is likely to have several planets in the sign next door, and thus many qualities of that sign. This is a lot like your current mix-up. There is a line between the two sides, but it’s not where you think it is. Double-check the boundary so you can figure out which side you’re actually on. It may not be the side you thought.

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E M P L O Y M E N T OUTDOOR YOUTH COUNSELOR Come make a difference working in the great outdoors. Immediate openings at Eckerd outdoor therapeutic programs in NC, TN, GA, FL, VT, NH and RI. Year-round residential position, free room & board, competitive salary/benefits. Info and apply online: www.eckerdyouth.org. Or fax resume to Career Advisor/AN, 727-442-5911.

EOE/DFWP (AAN CAN) $ MODELS WANTED $ For magazine print work. $250$900. Ages 18 to 35. 573-3712 $$$HELP WANTED$$$ Earn Extra income assembling CD cases from Home. CALL OUR LIVE OPERATORS NOW! 1-800405-7619 ext. 150 http://www.easywork-greatpay.com (AAN CAN) DATA ENTRY PROCESSORS NEEDED! Earn $3,500-$5,000 Weekly Working From Home! Guaranteed Paychecks!

No Experience Necessary! Positions Available Today! Register Online Now! http://www.bigpaywork.com (AAN CAN)

CLASSES & INSTRUCTION

HAWAII’S FASTEST GROWING HEALTHCARE COMPANY SEEKS: PROVIDER NETWORK ASSOCIATE Serves as primary liaison between network participating providers and AlohaCare.

Responsibilities include; regular visitation to participating provider office(s); initiating new provider agreement contacts & associations; conduct educational sessions (in-service, workshops, & one-on-one mtgs); claims issue coordination; development of materials to assist providers; provider contracts & file maintenance; network listing maintenance; & provider database maintenance. Must have knowledge of the managed health care field and excellent public speaking & communication skills. Must have a valid HI drivers license & use of a licensed/insured vehicle. College degree & 1 yr exp working with or for healthcare providers preferred.

Fax or e-mail your resume w/salary history and current requirement to: Fax: (808) 973-6345 Email: resumes@alohacarehawaii.org • www.alohacarehawaii.org Equal Opportunity Employer

JOIN OUR FIVE-STAR TEAM! COURTESY CLERKS (KIHEI & HONOKOWAI)

CASHIERS

HELP WANTED 2 PEOPLE Haiku Property Maintenance, 1.House cleaning and gardening 2.Handyman and landscaping, 1 Day/wk $20-25/hr 575-7888 GOOFY FOOT SURF SCHOOL-LAHAINA Now taking applications/resumes for surf instructor positions. email: likeh2o@yahoo.com fax: (808) 661-3784

BUBBA GUMP SHRIMP CO. Looking For: • LINE COOKS • EXPOS • FRONT OF THE HOUSE EMPLOYEES Apply in person 889 Front St. Lahaina

NOW HIRING • Professional Servers • Baristas • Day / Night Managers Apply in person at Java Jazz or call 276-3177

BAKER

Experienced Only.

Cake and Sweets Section.

Must have solid commercial experience. Some weekend hours. FT with great benefits.

Apply in person.

Apply in person Mana Foods 49 Baldwin Ave, Paia

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DELI CLERKS (HONOKOWAI)

PRODUCE CLERK (HONOKOWAI)

GROCERY CLERKS (HONOKOWAI)

FT & PT positions. Customer service oriented individuals needed for our Honokowai & Kihei Store in Maui.

Excellent benefits. Flexible shifts available.

An Equal Opportunity Employer $CASH$ Immediate Cash for Structured Settlements, Annuities, Law Suits, CARS - FOREIGN Inheritance, Mortgage Notes & 1977 MERCEDES 450 SL Cash Flows. J.G. WENTWORTH #1 Convertible with hard top. Clean. 1-800-794-7310. (AAN CAN) New tires. $5,300 or best offer.

Call 244-0161 or 242-1350

AUTOMOTIVE

BUY & SELL

BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES ****$100-$500,000 FREE CASH GRANTS! Billions UNCLAIMED! Housing, School, Business, Some Personal Bills. Grant Resource Package! +Other Money Solutions! Live Operators! 1-800-592-0362 Ext. 235. (AAN CAN) HOME REFUND JOBS! Earn $3,500 - $5,000 Weekly Processing Company Refunds Online! Guaranteed Paychecks! No Experience Needed! Positions Available Today! Register Online Now! www.rebatework.com (AAN CAN) STARBUCKS TYPE ROUTE GUARANTEED ACCOUNTS $75K$400K profit potential. 30 years established co.Call 24/7 1-866-2789316 (AAN CAN)

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$BUY & SELL$ JEWELRY • DIAMONDS WATCHES • COINS COLORED STONES MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS SURF BOARDS

WEST MAUI GOLD 667-7689 1000 LIMAHANA PL. LAHAINA PETS

Pouchi Couture “Pamper your pouchi with style” Canine Spa Lines • Gourmet Treats Fashions • Accessories

893-BARK (2275) 400 HANA HWY • KAHULUI

PLACING AN AD IS EASY! CALL 283-3260

SLEEP IN with SHAKA DIVERS! Daily SCUBA Diving Tours at 9am, 2pm, and 6pm. (11am on Weekends!) Hit ‘snooze’ and call (808) 250-1234.

Beginners Welcomed.

Diving with ‘Shaka~Doug’ is Shakarific! www.shakadivers.com

MISCELLANEOUS ATTEND COLLEGE ONLINE from home. *Medical *Business *Paralegal, *Computers, *Criminal Justice. Job placement assistance.

Computer available.

Financial Aid if qualified. Call 866858-2121www.CenturaOnline.com

NOTICES

Have a Photo Slide Show Party!

Make photo slide shows with music on DVD & custom label.

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CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

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LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

Ultimately many things in life are “useless” wastes of time. The accomplishments in that video game you like playing will never mean much in real life. That sweater you’re knitting will probably never be worn. That project you’re obsessing over likely won’t make it off the ground. That’s all okay. Not every minute of your life needs to be devoted to a sure thing that’s bound to be constructive and ultimately enrich and enliven your existence. It’s perfectly alright to spend time on something that’ll never amount to anything, just because you enjoy it. Do that this week. Don’t worry about making every minute “count”—as long as every minute is as fun as you can make it.

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LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

When given the option between buying the reasonably priced but slightly crappy version you can afford now, or going without until you can get the more expensive, higher quality version, you’ll almost always wait. To you this is simply common sense, but some other signs simply don’t have the foresight or patience to hold out for the better option. Help them. You have some influence over a reasonably important decision being made by someone you know. Exercise it. Talk sense into them. If you do your job right, they won’t even wait until later to thank you. They’ll thank you now.

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SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

Children and animals don’t always know what’s best for themselves. That’s why they require caregivers of various sorts to help them sort out how to keep themselves safe and healthy, something they’d likely fail miserably at on their own. Unfortunately, some adults require the same care in certain situations. No one properly trained them to figure out what’s best, and to keep themselves out of trouble. This should not be your job, to be fair, but unfortunately we sometimes have to take care of shit that really ought to be someone else’s problem. Step in and take charge this week. It’s that or watch someone suffer because you didn’t.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

You’ve been waiting so long for this specific moment that you’ll probably be caught completely off guard when it finally arrives. You might miss it! Hopefully, you’ll be able to react quickly enough and pull together all those dusty plans and half-forgotten thoughts to make the most of this time now that it’s here.

If not, you’ll be stuck waiting again—possibly for an even longer time. I may be wrong about this, but just in case, why don’t you brush up on what you planned to do should this opportunity arise? It couldn’t hurt.

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CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

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Knowing their lives are ending inspires them with the courage or insight to do stuff that will have ripples long after they’re gone.. I’m sure most of them regret not acting sooner. It takes some serious courage to muster the gumption to speak your mind and make things happen the way you know they ought to. Don’t wait until you’re close to death to find that courage. See if you can manifest even a fraction of it this week.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

Let’s imagine for a moment that your body chemistry made you smelly. Not just your pits, but your whole body. Your current problem is something like this, and sadly, your current solution is about as viable as smearing deodorant over your entire body. What you’d need to do about your stinky self is go deeper, and address the roots of the problem, examining how diet and other factors might be contributing to it.

You can’t cover this quandary in anti-perspirant and make it go away. Dig deeper and figure out what’s causing it, and deal with that. The stink is just a symptom. Get rid of the problem and you won’t need “deodorant” at all.

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PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Dogs pant to release heat from their bodies, since they have almost no ability to sweat. What you’re up to now is the equivalent of panting, but it’s awfully dumb—since you can sweat. Why settle for a horribly inefficient method of addressing your problem when you have a far superior and effective one available to you? Don’t limit yourself out of principle. Whether it’s fair or not is irrelevant. You have options available to you that will provide neat, elegant solutions to your difficulties. Stop fretting because not everyone has the same choices you do. Exercise yours, and then you can see about helping those who are not as lucky.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

You’re quite the little soldier, aren’t you? Quite the tough one, too. These days nothing touches you unless you let it, or unless it’s smart or lucky enough to penetrate one of the miniscule and almost imperceptible chinks in your armor. That’s all well and good; it’s great to be rugged and self-reliant. What I’m worried about is this: you may have forgotten how to take that armor off. When was the last time you stripped down and let yourself be completely naked and vulnerable? Too long ago, I’m afraid. This week, do your best to take all that armor off—just to reassure yourself (and me) that you can.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

Most of the year my old dog will find the cushiest spot available to him to lie down upon. He likes a bit of padding beneath those stiff joints. Come the summer months, though, and he’ll find any bit of hard cool floor far preferable to his doggie bed or the couch. My point is—even for a dog, priorities change due to the situation. Yours should, too. Sticking to the same set of goals and preferences out of habit is just silly and stupid. You’re smarter and more flexible than that, aren’t you? Well, aren’t you? Don’t just say it. Demonstrate it.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

The Sun doesn’t change signs exactly on midnight on the dates listed next to the signs in this column.

Rather it varies by a number of hours every year. You could be born on June 20th, and actually be a Cancer, for instance. Most of that day is still in Gemini, most years, but there’s a small chance some would-be Geminis are actually Cancers, and vice versa. Also, because most of the personal planets never stray too far from the Sun, it means anyone born on the cusp like this is likely to have several planets in the sign next door, and thus many qualities of that sign. This is a lot like your current mix-up. There is a line between the two sides, but it’s not where you think it is. Double-check the boundary so you can figure out which side you’re actually on. It may not be the side you thought.

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RESTLESSNATIVE

BY STARR BEGLEY STARR@MAUITIME.COM

Same Same

Mind Body

Mind Body Spirit

Spirit

A G U I D E F O R H E A LT H Y L I V I N G

This week, I spent a tremendous amount of time with people.

To many of you, this probably seems like a strange and rather boring statement, but hear me out.

By nature, I’m kind of a hermit. Sure, I like a good party every now and then, but when I have the choice, most of the time I’d rather sit at home with a trashy novel and pair of fuzzy slippers.

But this week, because sometimes my job forces me into the public eye, I got out. A lot.

Last night, while I was in the shower stressing over what I would write about this week, I realized that I got up close and personal with very different “types” of people, people that don’t run in the same circles and may go their entire lives never really knowing about each other.

I’ll admit to being delirious at the time, but it dawned on me that it was an interesting thought that on this teeny tiny island of Maui that we call home, there are cliques of people–normal, everyday people in their groups–that are so very different from each other, that have one thing in common. They read my column.

Before you roll your eyes toward heaven while thinking that Starr Begley’s gotten too big for her britches, try to understand that the point I’m getting at isn’t that I’m fabulous (although it’s a nice thought) but that whether we’re rich or poor, Republican or Democrat, Christian or atheist, we’re kind of interested in the same things.

Like I said in my cover story this week, I spent a lot of time in Lahaina on Friday, sitting under the Banyan Tree, talking with people there that knew Phillip Prais. I started talking to a man named Larry Dille who, bless his heart, got teary when he realized that I was Restless Native.

He admitted that it took him a while to warm up to me, but said that he reads my column every week and loves it. I don’t know Larry’s whole life story, but I can tell you that it’s a colorful one spanned across the country. His life’s been filled with music, family, bull riding and lots of other cool stuff. I’m sure, like everyone, his life’s been peppered with hurt and trouble too. But, Larry didn’t seem like someone who focuses on the negative.

Talking with him touched my heart. He was so endearing and I think I’ll always smile when I think about Larry Dille, the kind sixty-year-old guy with the sparkling eyes that I met under the Banyan Tree.

On the flip side, I also spent time this week with folks who made it out to The Taste of Ko and the Taste of Wailea for the Maui Film Festival. Talk about a different crowd. I won’t get into how beautiful the setting was, or how scrumptious and extravagant the food and drinks were, but believe me when I say that everything was perfect and straight out of a fairy tale.

The difference was the people.

No, I’m not saying they were mean or even cold people there. Everyone was pleasant, but nowhere did I find the raw human emotion and honesty that I felt talking with the people of the Banyan Tree.

There were a lot of beautiful dresses and great shoes, though.

It’s just that I didn’t meet anyone that I felt compelled to hug (except Dennis Quaid, but was afraid that I’d be arrested for stalking). Granted, in Wailea, I don’t think that I was projecting the “Hug me” vibe either. But, under the Banyan Tree there was a lot of hugging going on.

Let’s face it. There are different types of people out there. The challenge is finding our similarities.

But, while leaving the Taste of Wailea, I did meet a film festival volunteer who actually squealed when I told her my name. “Oh my gawd! I can’t believe it’s you!” she said. “I love your rag. You’re column is great, and I know columns.”

I take it back, I did hug her.

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BMW / MINI • VOLVO MERCEDES • VW / AUDI SERVICE • PARTS • ACCESSORIES FREE MINI-DETAIL WITH LARGE SERVICE • Scheduled Maintenance to Major Overhauls • Towing • Factory & Extended Warranty Service • Custom & Performance Products & Installation • Collision Repair • Restorations • Detailing • Tires • Wheels • Mufflers • Batteries • Air Conditioning Computer & Electronic Diagnostics (#RD 3881)

661- 8788 222 Papalaua St., #130 • Lahaina

878-2698

ISLAND WIDE SERVICE AMERICAN • ASIAN • CARS • SUVS • TRUCKS 3135 Lower Kula Road • Behind Kula Hardware

(across the street from McDonald’s)

• CUSTOM TATTOOS • PRECISION PIERCING • HENNA