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• Lobster Corn Dogs! Maui Film Festival fare – by Jen Russo

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Music docs, biopics and a reggae love story! – by Samantha Campos

• Movie Schedule • Oil, Guns and Money Documenting America’s 21st century wars – by Anthony Pignataro

• That Guy with Glasses The shrewd life of Harold Lloyd – by Anthony Pignataro

• Poetry in Paradise Kealoha Wong and the new film Hawai’i Slam – by Krista Sherer

Movie stars who generate as much light as heat – by Jen Russo

• Funny Page • Eh Brah! • Cunning Lingle

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A Father and His Son Talking about Father’s Day In the interests of fostering good father/child relations, given that Father’s Day is this Sunday, June 18, here’s a transcript of a recent, rather touching telephone conversation I had with my dad—our first in nearly two years:

What, are you recording this?

MICK E. FINN: Hi, Dad. It’s your son, Mick. As opposed to who, my other son Igor? Mick, you’re my only son. In fact, you’re the only guy I know whose name is Mick.

Glad to hear from you too, Dad. How are things? What do you mean, how are things? You know how things are. I just saw you 15 minutes ago in the living room.

Well, yeah, sure, if you want to get technical. Say, that reminds me—are you gonna take out the garbage like I asked you to? Look, your mother and I are letting you live here rent-free, but that doesn’t mean you can just mooch off us like some gutless parasite. You know, your mother and I worked our asses off to get you a good education, into a good college, and then you graduate with that, well, I guess you call it a “degree” in women’s studies—I mean, what were you thinking? That it was just a great way to meet girls? I suppose I have no one to blame for you laying around the house all day like a sponge… [inaudible]

I’m sorry Dad, can you speak louder? The tape machine sometimes doesn’t pick it up when you mumble.

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Want me to admit on tape that I stole those files from the office last year? Because I didn’t, you know. I happen to know who did, but I’ve already sworn to take that little piece of knowledge to my grave.

Okay, Dad, hold onOh wait, I know—you’re trying to get me to spill the beans on the old Conway Case! I tell you, I thought that house was abandoned!

Dad, Jesus! I just wanted to record a loving conversation between you and I. Oh man… Father’s Day is coming up, isn’t it?

Yes! Why can’t you just get me a necktie like every other son in America? Or, better yet—how about taking out the garbage like I asked?

Dad, wouldn’t you rather have a real expression of our love that you can listen to over and over for the rest of your life? So you’re not going to take out the garbage?

I knew you’d understand. Happy Father’s Day, Dad.

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What she didn’t say: Wanna reduce the state’s dependency on fossil fuels? How about a mandate requiring that a certain portion of cars sold in the state produce zero emissions. Not hybrids, not hydrogen cars, but real, bonified zero-emission vehicles (ZEVs). California messed around this a decade ago, and you know what? It worked. GM, through Saturn, produced the all-electric EV-1. It had comparable performance to a gasoline or diesel-powered car, with the added bonus that it completely lacked a tailpipe. Saturn had a waiting list a mile long of people wanting to lease the car (the company refused to let anyone buy the car). Of course, California lawmakers decided that the mandate was too harsh, and they took it away, allowing GM to seize and then junk each and every EV-1. So the trick here is that Hawai’i passes a similar mandate, but then keeps it.

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RUNNING FOR: County Councilmember, Wailuku-Waihe’e-Waikapu district OCCUPATION: Maui Waena Intermediate physical education teacher MAUI TIME WEEKLY: First of all, why should people vote for you? BLITZ HARRY: Why not?

Okay, what is the biggest problem facing your district? Well, I’m not the one that will come up with the problems. I don’t have a platform. No, this is my platform: I’m going to go around to community associations and have them tell me what the problems are. You know, Wailuku, Waikapu and Waihe’e all have different problems, and I’m not going to go in there like Don Quixote. I’m not going to tell them what to do.

What are your feelings on Hawaiian sovereignty? We need it. The Kingdom of Hawai’i was a sovereign nation with treaties and relationships with other nations. That sovereignty was taken away without a vote or even an act of war— it was just taken from us.

As a councilmember, what would you do to support Hawaiian sovereignty? Well, if I was elected I don’t think I could really help the movement along. I would enjoy seeing it being supported, but as a councilmember there are certain rules you have to follow, right?

Yeah, I guess there are “rules.” Okay, now let’s play a game. I’ll say a word and you say the first word that comes to mind.

All right, what was the most difficult thing that has ever happened to you? Well, I guess that would be getting divorced twice.

And the most embarrassing that ever happened to you? You’re playing mind games with me now? Getting divorced twice.

Yeah, I guess so. Here we go: Superferry. What was the last book you read? Why?

Are you asking me why I asked you about the Superferry or is that your answer?

Well, actually recently I’ve been reading—for my own curiosity—the Maui County code.

Oh, interesting. Any other titles? No, that’s my answer.

National Geographic. All right. Next: George W. Bush. [Sighing] I voted for him twice.

Okay. Last question: What is your favorite thing about Maui? My roots go back here thousands of years.

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Always ask for the customer’s ID. Always check the ID. Always make sure the customer is over 21. For the Maui County Department of Liquor Control, these are the Three Commandments for all licensees—the basic rules governing every store, bar and restaurant on Maui that wants to sell booze. But what happens when the licensee—a store clerk, for instance—for reasons that aren’t very clear, kind of spaces when a customer reaches the cashier? What happens when that clerk goes ahead and sells the customer—a minor who happens to be working undercover for the LC, for instance—a six-pack of Smirnoff Twisted V Green Apple malt liquor without asking for an ID, but then as the customer is leaving the store suddenly remembers and yells out that he needs to see some identification? If you’re the Adjudication Board, what happens is that the licensee gets slapped with a $2,000 fine like everyone else—$1,000 suspended though, assuming the licensee can go a year without selling any more booze to minors. All this happened to Port Town Chevron in Kahului last July, and the Adjudication Board took it up at their June 1, 2006 hearing. Owner Ryuichiro Ishida, who spoke such poor English he needed a translator at one point, kept trying to tell the board that he took the matter very seriously, but had this been “a real case,” his clerk wouldn’t have sold the booze to the minor decoy. The board ridiculed that idea, pointing out that the clerk had exchanged money with the minor decoy, which made it a real case, but Ishida had a point: what would have happened had that minor not been an LC decoy? Ishida’s view was that his clerk would have gone after the customer, properly carded him, determined that he was just a kid, and voided the sale. Would this have actually happened? Who knows, because Deputy Prosecuting Attorney Jeffrey Temas said that as soon as Ishida’s clerk yelled after the minor that he needed to see some ID, LC Investigator Chad Gardiner moved in and told the clerk he’d just been nailed in a sting. Tellingly, the LC didn’t bring Ishida up on charges of failing to check identification.

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Both Maui Land & Pine and Alexander & Baldwin drop a notch this week on news that their respective representatives on the Maui General Plan Advisory Committee—that would be MLP Vice President Warren Suzuki and A&B consultant Mercer “Chubby” Vicens— got shut down by their colleagues during their June 7 meeting. That’s when the panel voted 13 to 9 to send a letter to the County Council urging what amounts to a complete and total moratorium on new development projects until they’ve finished thrashing out the General Plan. According to the June 9 Maui News account of the meeting, Suzuki took the blow especially hard and actually walked out on his colleagues in disgust. MTW

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MAUICOUNTY WEDNESDAY, June 7 Seems the state Public Utilities Commission (PUC) has decided to “request information” from the National Security Agency (NSA) about whether the spooks in Washington are tracking our telephone conversations. “We continue to operate in the dare here, and Hawai’i’s citizens deserve to know whether or not the federal government is monitoring their phone calls,” Rep. Brian Schatz (D, 25th District) said in a press release today announcing the decision. “Our constitution guarantees privacy for Hawai’i citizens, so this is a critical issue for the government to investigate.” Schatz, who’s been pushing this NSA eavesdropping thing ever since USA Today broke the story and is one of many candidates running for U.S. Representative Ed Case’s 2nd District congressional seat, is probably going to end up disappointed. See, the NSA is our nation’s most paranoid and secret government agency. The chances that they’ll provide honest and candid answers to Hawai’i’s PUC are about as good as President George W. Bush appointing Paris Hilton to the Federal Appeals Court. Or a civil liberties attorney. Still, I’m glad someone in Honolulu is at least asking questions.

THURSDAY, June 8 So it looks like the old Akaka Bill is dead. Not yet buried—U.S. Senator Daniel Akaka has too much at stake in his bid for reelection to let go of his vaunted Native Hawaiian Recognition Act so easily—but it is dead. Sixty senators were needed today to approve a full floor debate on

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the bill—something Akaka has spent the last six years asking for—but only 55 of his colleagues agreed. Even that is amazing, considering all the talk of how the bill was racist and unconstitutional spouted by right-wing senators Lamar Alexander (R, Tennessee) and Jon Kyl (R, Arizona). Akaka is promising to revive the bill this legislative session and, if it fails again, next year (assuming he’s around to do so), but what else can he say? State Senator J. Kalani English called the loss a “major setback,” and that’s pretty astute. Then again, the real radical Native Hawaiian activists—the ones who want secession from the U.S of A—always hated the Akaka Bill anyway, because it pretty much made that dream an impossibility.

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FRIDAY, June 9 Here’s something you don’t see every day: Howard Konrad, the owner of the Whaler’s Village Museum and Lahaina Scrimshaw, has just been indicted by the fed for illegal trafficking of sperm whale teeth, according to today’s Honolulu Star-Bulletin. See, sperm whale teeth are made of extremely valuable ivory, but they’re also usually attached to sperm whales, which are an endangered species. As such, selling sperm whale teeth requires a special U.S. Fish and Wildlife permit, which the Star-Bulletin says Konrad didn’t have. In any case, Konrad’s attorney says that Konrad is reputable and, though fascinated by whaling—no surprise there—is working with the U.S. Attorney’s office to end the matter.

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MONDAY, June 12

Big story in today’s Maui News about a consultant’s report that came out in March detailing how the Maui County Planning Department was slow, understaffed, overworked and exhibited a “permissive” attitude concerning code enforcement. Oh, come on—this sounds like science fiction. Seriously though, what did the consultants do—drive up to Launiupoko and see all those lavish “farm dwellings” developers have been building up there over the last few years? Even more amazing than this startling conclusion—exemplified by the fact that despite a stated 25-day permit processing time period, the department typically takes four months to move permits through— The Maui News managed to get both

Good news everyone! The brand new Pacific Tsunami Warning Center—that super high-tech nerve center set up at Ewa Beach on Oahu to alert all U.S. territories around the Pacific of deadly tsunami waves—was built in a tsunami zone. So says today’s online Pacific Business News. Now here’s some even better news: the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration wants to move the warning center to Ford Island in Pearl Harbor, which turns out is also a tsunami zone. Government agencies—they’re fantastic!

TUESDAY, June 13 Agree or disagree with the Senator Akaka’s Native Hawaiian Recognition Act, its death—and unless Democrats take over both the U.S. House and Senate in November, it’s going to stay dead— means really bad things for Akaka’s reelection campaign. Here’s an 81-yearold, progressive but largely feckless guy saying people should for him and not that whippersnapper fake-Republican Ed Case, which is a great platform for reelection except that Akaka’s esteemed colleagues in the Senate know better and don’t act like he’s got any seniority. The Akaka Bill has been floating around the congress for six years—it’s hard to run on seniority with that kind of record.

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hurt his ankle jumping from a Humvee in Baghdad in 2004, was cleared, after treatment, to return to combat. After his tour ended, he applied to the U.S. Postal Service to be a letter carrier but was turned down because of his ankle injury, though he is free to apply for less-strenuous positions. In March the Postal Service said it would seek a second medical opinion on the ankle.

MORE THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT Spokane, Wash., dentist Henry G. Kolsrud, 82, decided to give up his license in May rather than face punishment for having an unsanitary office; among the charges: that he kept cat food in the office refrigerator with dental supplies, and that he scooped up cat vomit around the office with dental spatulas.

LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS In St. Paul, Minn., in May, an unnamed man, working out a community-service sentence by cleaning up for the next day’s “graduation” at the St. Paul Police Department’s dog training school, was caught with drugs by the senior canine “instructor,” Buster. According to a report in the (Minneapolis) Star Tribune, the worker had brought six small bags of marijuana with him, even though assigned to the dog school. “I was going to smoke it when I was done working,” he said.

END MATTERS In April, authorities at El Salvador’s La Esperanza prison near San Salvador arrested visitor Lidia Alvarado for allegedly trying to smuggle an M-67 grenade to inmates by stuffing it inside her vagina. Also in April, the Lincoln (Neb.) Journal-Star reported that a 38-year-old man appeared at the ER at BryanLGH Medical Center West in Lincoln with a 20-ounce soft drink bottle lodged in his rectum. MTW

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Our Guide To All Things Maui Film Festival “It’s a Rubik’s Cube made of barbershop mirrors,” was how organizer Barry Rivers described the Maui Film Festival at Wailea to us a couple weeks ago. “It’s always hard.” It’s always hard because Rivers brings so many great movies to Maui—45 feature length films, not including myriad shorts, cartoons and a few classic Harold Lloyd silent pictures for a free bonus. There are major studio films here, independent short subjects, political documentaries, musical tributes and even a few films made by and about Maui residents. Oh, and on Saturday, June 17 at 10 p.m., there will also be a special “Surprise Screening” of what Rivers describes as a “feature dramedy that has had the private screening rooms of industry icons, including Steven Spielberg among dozens of others, buzzing for months now.” Special events include the Taste of the Islands Opening Night Twilight Reception at the Fairmont Kea Lani’s Palm Court, free nightly Star Shows, Starry Night MoonDance at Tommy Bahama’s, Taste of Chocolate at the Four Seasons Resort, Taste of Wailea, filmmaker panels and tributes to Joan Allen, Patricia Clarkson and Jessica Biel. So get to it. This thing only runs from June 14-18. [Special thanks to Samantha Campos, Heidi King and Corey “The Haiku Poet” Nielson for putting together all our great film capsules.]

THE BIG BAD SWIM

An unlikely group find themselves all together in the same beginner’s swim class. Surprisingly, they find unique friendships and life lessons at the pool. Not rated/93 min.

ACCEPTED Justin Long stars as a teenager who finds a unique way to outsmart his parents. Not rated/90 min.

A BLACK & WHITE WORLD Psychedelic film/Man tries to change for woman/Good luck with that, pal

AMONGST WHITE CLOUDS A documentary of Buddhist practitioners seeking enlightenment in the Zhongnan Mountains of China. Not rated/88 min.

BLACK GOLD A documentary looking into the details of “black gold,” or coffee. Farmers get about 23 cents per kilo. That same kilo generates approximately $230. My calculations say there’s something wrong here. Not rated/78 min.

THE AQUARIUM Real footage and information about the dwindling reef zones. Not rated/23 min.

BURNING MAN: BEYOND BLACK ROCK

B BEFORE THE MUSIC DIES A documentary in which the filmmakers crisscross the country talking with music fans, music writers, music critics and musicians about the state of American music. Not rated/90 min.

A documentary about the Burning Man Festival in Nevada where extremely 30,000 open-minded people gather to share food, music, self-expression and bodily fluids in the Nevada desert. Not rated/105 min.

THE GATHERING: RETURN OF THE WHALE DREAMERS

CHASING DORA Surfing documentary directed by TJ Barrack and Wes Brown. In 2002, legendary waverider Mickey Dora challenged surfers to return to surf’s simple beginnings. Dora is now gone, but three California surfers (Robert “Wingnut” Weaver, Mickey “Mongoose” Munoz and Marc Andreini) accept the challenge, riding the world’s fastest, longest waves in South Africa on wooden boards with no leashes or wetsuits in bite-yer-ass-cold water. Not rated/55 min.

A CIGAR AT THE BEACH A man sits on the beach, smoking a cigar and contemplating life, impervious to a fast-approaching storm. Apparently his thoughts are revealed as fantasies, giving the viewer an inside look at the male mind. Be glad they didn’t use my mind, people!

COMING HOME Sounds like a suspense/About a mother and son/Paging Doctor Freud!

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COMMON PRACTICE All neighborhood activity stops when the residents catch an earful of a young violinist’s skills. He’s apparently very, very good. Sort of like a young Willie K. Not rated/11 min.

CONVERSATIONS WITH OTHER WOMEN Everyone knows wedding receptions are prime scenes for unattached guests to mingle, flirt and perhaps consummate a spontaneous romantic alliance. Something about all that champagne, taffeta and vows gets the ole passion wheels turnin’, I guess. But in the case of one man (Aaron Eckhart) and one woman (Helena Bonham Carter), that sexual scenario is played out in all its shocking dualistic glory—and on two split screens. Not rated/84 min.

A CRUDE AWAKENING: THE OIL CRASH An explanation to the value of oil and our downward spiral if we remain so dependent upon it. Not rated/90 min.

D DIGITAL SHORTS SHOWCASE Fumi and the Bad Luck Foot; Kind of a Blur; The Mantis Parable; The McPassion; A Black & White World; Coming Home; Garden of Eden; Revisited; Topor and Me

DO YOU WANT THE ELEPHANT MUSIC Documentary about the lives of circus performers, in turn, revealing the strangeness of life itself. Not rated/17 min.

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THE FAN AND THE FLOWER “Sweet and simple” black and white love story between a ceiling fan and a flower, narrated by Paul Giamotti. Probably not likely to hear him say, “I’m not drinking any fucking merlot!” again (dang!), but a winner of multiple awards, including Grand Prize at the San Francisco International Animated Film Association.

FIRST FLIGHT An animated heart-warmer about a businessman and a bird that teach each other how to fly.

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Poor Fumi has a foot/Unlucky it seems to be/Foot becomes hero!

FYI: FILM YOUR ISSUE SEMI-FINALISTS These 30 to 60-second films deal with controversial issues. Not rated/35 min.

G GARDEN OF EDEN, REVISITED Eden has script flipped/Eve becomes the first human/Now it’s not man’s fault!

THE GATHERING: RETURN OF THE WHALE DREAMERS Indigenous elders from around the world struggle against a multi-national oil company. Not rated/90 min.

THE GIANT BUDDHAS Tells the tale of the history and events leading up to the two tallest images of Buddha being blown apart by the Taliban. Not rated/95 min.

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Harold Lloyd’s most popular silent film—he plays a young man so excited about college he gets sort of freakishly into it. Filmed in 1925. Not rated/76 min.

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SOUNDS OF HOPE Music docs, biopics and a reggae love story! By Samantha Campos Music is a powerful force. It transcends cultures, generations, socio-political mores and religion. It lifts us up, it makes us feel and it brings some to striking ridiculous poses on the dance floor. The main theme of this year’s Maui Film Festival ration of musically inclined flicks seems to be about the transformative power of music. In the case of Leonard Cohen: I’m Your Man (played Wed, Jun. 14, at the Celestial Cinema), it was about the journey of one musician’s 50-year career of poetry, songwriting and self-discovery. In the film, documentarian Lian Lunson pieced together footage of a tribute to Cohen that took place last year at Sydney Opera House, along with one-on-one conversation with the wry, enigmatic folk-rock legend. Revelations about his bohemian beginnings with music, followed by his studies in silence at a Zen monastery, invoked profound insight into Cohen’s relationship with art and music, and consequently, with himself. On a larger scale, music has the power to transform a group of people struggling to find peace and their place in a chaotic world. When a brutal civil war overtook the West African province of Sierra Leone from 1991 to 2002, hundreds of thousands of people fled to nearby Guinea. The Refugee All Stars is the tale of how two men—Reuben Koroma and Francis Langba—began a band of musicians, who then toured to various campsites, inciting hope and inspiration for the despairing and displaced. “The Sierra Leonean people needed a revolution,” said Koroma. “But not a bloody revolution. Not a negative revolution. We needed a positive revolution.” Love and religion are two other areas that could use a positive revolution as well. In One Love, a reggae love story that’s being touted as a cross between Romeo & Juliet and The Harder They Come, explores in dramatic form, how music can conquer divides between Christian and Rastafarian families when a rasta (played by Kymani Marley) falls in forbidden love with a gospel singer at a music contest. That kind of hopeful transformation is also possible with music on a global level. Sound of the Soul: The Fez Festival of World Music documents the annual celebration of sacred music from around the world that takes place over eight days and nights in the Moroccan city of Fez. There, a Russian Orthodox choir, Moroccan desert nomads, a Portuguese Fado singer, Sufis chanting themselves into trances, and a Harlem gospel group join with religious leaders, scholars and representatives from the World Trade Organization to talk about a spiritual approach to globalization. “At first,” said World Bank Director Katherine Marshall, “most governments thought spirituality had nothing to do with the challenges of development. But it is becoming clearer that it does.” But what about the future of American music? In a time of pop-princess idolatry and a dangerously homogenous mainstream industry—the prettily-packaged Ashlee Simpsons and overblown fanaticism of American Idol being the most obvious indicators—where do we find the power of music? Bob Dylan said, “Music can save people, but it can’t in the

bachelor who falls for a girl about to marry the wrong man. Filmed in 1925. Not rated/82 min.

GNOME Speaking of San Francisco, where else can you carpool with three transvestites and a garden gnome? (God, I miss that city). In Gnome, that’s where! Bonus: includes an actual moral about looking past appearances.

THE GROOMSMEN Five boyhood friends reunite to celebrate the last days of bachelorhood for one of their own. Stars Edward Burns, John Leguizamo and Brittany Murphy. Not Rated/99 min. GNOME

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commercial way it’s being used. It’s just too much. It’s pollution.” In the documentary Before the Music Dies, Joel Rasmussen and Andrew Shanter travel across the U.S., talking with music-lovers, music critics and well-known musicians in an attempt to ascertain exactly what has happened in the past two decades to lead to such a dramatic and disheartening change in commercial vs. artistic music. “You got to sell your Coca-Cola, and your Chips A-Hoy, your Nabisco and your super-deluxe tampons,” said Erykah Badu. “And then, you figure out how to fit the music in.” “People get art and commerce mixed up,” said Questlove, of the Roots. “Once you can separate the two, and see that art is art, and commerce is commerce, and understand that this business is commerce, you know, then it makes that much more sense.” But there is an underlying hope amongst fans and music industry professionals. Curiously, that hope lies in technology’s ability to reach an audience of true music enthusiasts, as well as keep a community of innovative artists and aficionados alive. “There’s a lot of dumbing down going on,” said Dave Matthews. “But I don’t think we need to panic. I think we just need to teach our children well.” Before the Music Dies will screen June 15, 7:30 p.m. at the McCoy Theater; One Love screens June 17, 7:30 p.m. at the Castle Theater; Sound of the Soul: The Fez Festival of World Music screens June 18, 5 p.m. at the McCoy Theater, followed by The Refugee All Stars. MTW

GUIDE DOG A sequel—of sorts—to the original Guard Dog, which received an Oscar nomination. Only now the guard dog has become a guide dog, much like the burned-out cop who used to patrol my high school as a security guard.

H HAWAI’I SLAM: POETRY IN PARADISE Follows four local youths in 2004 as they represent Hawai’i in at the Slam Nationals. Not rated/62 min.

HEART OF THE GAME College Professor, Bill Resler, takes on

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a coaching position for girls’ basketball. See what happens when they are treated as athletes who happen to be female rather than female athletes. Not rated/97 min.

HOPE Native American storyteller, Willy Whitefeather, speaks of the two paths facing the people of this planet. Not rated/8 min.

I THE ILLUSIONIST Edward Norton and Jessica Biel star in a romance full of magic. When his lover

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BLACK GOLD PRECEDED BY: ROSE

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ACCEPTED PRECEDED BY: COMMON PRACTICE

BEFORE THE MUSIC DIES PRECEDED BY: FUMI AND THE BAD LUCK FOOT

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THE GATHERING: RETURN OF THE WHALE DREAMERS PRECEDED BY: AQUARIUM

THE LAKE HOUSE PRECEDED BY: WAIT

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THE FRESHMAN

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THE BIG BAD SWIM

OUR OWN PRIVATE BIN LADEN FOLLOWED BY: THE WAR TAPES

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THE TREATMENT PRECEDED BY: TOPOR AND ME (TOPOR ET MOI)

AMONGST WHITE CLOUDS FOLLOWED BY: THE GIANT BUDDHAS

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THE OH IN OHIO PRECEDED BY: PHANTOM CANYON

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NOBELITY PRECEDED BY: HOPE DIGITAL SHORTS SHOWCASE

BURNING MAN: BEYOND BLACK ROCK PRECEDED BY: DO YOU WANT ELEPHANT MUSIC

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NOBELITY PRECEDED BY: HOPE

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THE GATHERING: RETURN OF THE WHALE DREAMERS PRECEDED BY: AQUARIUM

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ONE LOVE PRECEDED BY: THE MC PASSION THE ILLUSIONIST PRECEDED BY: JESSICA BIEL TRIBUTE & JELLYBABY

FOLLOWED BY: HAWAI’I SLAM: POETRY IN PARADISE

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MAXED OUT FOLLOWED BY: A CRUDE AWAKENING: THE OIL CRASH

SOFIA PRECEDED BY: Q’S QUEST; FOLLOWED BY: PARALLELOJAMS SP!T PRECEDED BY: FYI SEMI-FINALISTS

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PASSING THE GIFT - MALAMA HONOKOWAI

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RETURN TO TIBET: DESTINATION MOUNT KALISH PRECEDED BY: THE MANTIS PARABLE

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SAFETY LAST

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DIGITAL SHORTS SHOWCASE

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AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH

SOUND OF THE SOUL: THE FEZ FESTIVAL OF WORLD SACRED MUSIC FOLLOWED BY: THE REFUGEE ALL STARS

CONVERSATIONS WITH OTHER WOMEN BURNING MAN: BEYOND PRECEDED BY: GNOME BLACK ROCK

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PRECEDED BY: CIGAR AT THE BEACH

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MONSTER HOUSE PRECEDED BY: THE FAN AND THE FLOWER

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OIL, GUNS AND MONEY

INCONVENIENT TRUTH Al Gore fronts this documentary on global warming, a subject Gore has been pursuing since his college days in the 1960’s. “Is it possible that we should prepare against other threats besides terrorists?” asks Gore about the environmental crises that could create 100 million refugees in the span of a mere decade. Intriguing, given President Bush’s response when asked if he’ll see the film: “Doubt it.” Not rated/95 min.

J JELLYBABY Jack and Jill have a baby that literally does not stop crying. Not rated/10 min.

K KIND OF A BLUR Sandra Oh and man/Wake up faded on mountain/Cow with graffiti

L THE LAKE HOUSE Somehow, Alex and Kate are communicating through a two-year time gap. Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock together again to pull at your heartstrings. Not rated/90 min.

Documenting America’s 21st century wars By Anthony Pignataro War is the health of the state. -Randolph Bourne, 1918 Because of the invasion and occupation of Iraq, multinational corporations will get to extract 64 percent of that nation’s oil reserves. Though Iraqi public opinion strongly opposes such deals—known as production sharing agreements, which are actually quite rare in the world—these corporations stand to earn huge sums of money that would otherwise flow to the Iraqi government. In fact, even if oil drops back to $40 a barrel from its current $60 price, these corporations will bring in nearly $200 billion from just the first 12 Iraqi oil fields. These numbers, drawn straight from Greg Muttitt’s November 2005 report “Crude Designs: The rip-off of Iraq’s oil wealth,” aren’t surprising. They certainly won’t shock anyone who sees A Crude Awakening: The Oil Crash, a new film directed by Ray McCormack and Basil Gelpke that seeks to explain both the importance of oil in modern society and the lengths we’ll go to keep it flowing. “More and more, oil is going to come from less and less stable places,” Stanford professor Terry Lynn Karl says at one point in the 90-minute documentary. “Ultimately, there are only two options. One is militarize the taking of oil… get your population to understand that if they want to continue to drive SUVs and consume energy in the way they are, we will be in war after war…” Called “Syriana for dummies,” A Crude Awakening is just one of four films showing at this year’s Maui Film Festival that remind us of Bourne’s old sneer that states require “enemies” to keep their populations in line. And in this first decade of the 21st century, war very much remains the health of our state.

LETTING GO: KELLY SLATER You know those cool music documentaries where they take you behind the scenes and backstage as some rock band goes on tour? Well, this is kinda like that, only it’s with surf god Kelly Slater, as he hits the road to win (or not) his seventh world title. Witness the ripping of barrels, the popping of champagne, and the screaming of girls. Not rated/104 min.

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Pixar and Aesop/Made love and had cool baby/Like Brangelina

MAXED OUT Documents our national debt. Also addresses personal financial debt and the tricks the credit companies use to trap you. Not rated/86 min.

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Our war in Iraq came about because a rich Saudi construction engineer named Osama bin Laden convinced a dozen guys to hijack airplanes and fly them into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. None were Iraqi, and Iraq played no role whatsoever in the 2001 attacks, but they provided the necessary pretext to convince the nervous, angry American people that we needed to sweep the world of “evildoers” like bin Laden and Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein.

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Never mind, as Samira Goetschel’s wonderful Our Own Private Bin Laden shows so well, that bin Laden—and Saddam, for that matter—was once an agent of U.S. interests. “We created a religious fanatic force to fight communists,” one insider says in the documentary of our arming the radical Islamist bin Laden to fight the Russians. “How on earth did people not think of the consequences?” When your whole focus is expediency—as in, what’s the most expedient way to kick Soviet ass in Afghanistan?— consequences are for future generations to handle. In late 1970’s and early 1980’s, there was no greater enemy of the American state than Russia. So we gave Stinger missiles to militant Islamic fighters. Today, those militants are our number one enemy, so we quietly cheer as the Russians reduce the tiny Muslim republic of Chechnya to rubble. This isn’t a uniquely Western concept. The Taliban—the Pakistani-supported Islamist group that took over Afghanistan in the mid-1990s and gave sanctuary to bin Laden—were masters at whipping their people into a frenzy against their own “enemies.” Christian Frei’s new The Giant Buddhas tells the disturbing story of how six months before the Twin Towers came down the Taliban dynamited two of the largest and most ancient Buddha statues in the world in their Holy War against all things non-Islam. The loss of the historic statues didn’t register here, but the 3,000 killed in New York and Washington did. “September 11 struck me real hard,” Mike Moriarty says in the new documentary The War Tapes, filmed by and about a unit of National Guardsmen. “I went to Ground Zero. I saw it still burning. I called the recruiter and said, ‘You slot me into a unit only if they go to Iraq.” Iraq is where corporate interests, patriotism and political expediency all intersect, which is why we’re still there today and will likely remain in some way or another for the next decade no matter how much blood is spilled. The choices and allies we make there will determine whom we fight in 2018. Bourne’s observation will be century old by then, but its basic truth will be intact: it doesn’t matter who we fight, as long as we fight. On June 16 Our Own Private Bin Laden and The War Tapes screen at 5 p.m. at the MACC’s McCoy Theater, with The Giant Buddhas playing at 7:30 p.m.; A Crude Awakening screens at 5 p.m. June 17 at the McCoy Theater. MTW

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THAT GUY WITH GLASSES The shrewd life of Harold Lloyd By Anthony Pignataro There’s a scene in the 1923 comedy Safety Last! when Harold Lloyd’s department store clerk is fighting off dozens of women clamoring to buy bolts of cloth. Panting, his suit reduced to rags, Lloyd—referred to in the movie as “Lloyd” or simply “the boy”— is then chewed out by his supervisor for taking off his jacket at work. The scene is ridiculously dated—women buying cloth, clerks in suit jackets, department stores patrolled by floorwalkers—yet the scene is still hilarious. It’s a mix of physical comedy and light satire—one of many in the film that ultimately climaxes in a harrowing sequence involving Lloyd actually dangling from an actual clock 12 stories above a crowded street. Still largely unknown as a silent star today, Lloyd and his trademark round glasses and unkempt hair appeared in more than 200 movies—more than fellow screen legends Buster Keaton and Charlie Chaplin combined. And he always played pretty much the same character—an optimistic American go-getter who teetered between genius and fool. He was that way in real life. In 1919, while mugging for the camera with what he thought was a fake bomb, Lloyd blew off his right thumb and index finger. He was blind for several months. He took to wearing a prosthetic hand when he recovered, but still insisted on doing his own stunts, like the famous clock scene in Safety Last!, which remains to this day as one of the most amazing scenes ever put on the big screen. Watching Safety Last! again in preparation for this article, I was struck at how different silent movies are than today’s cinema fare. More so even than subtitled foreign films, silent pictures force the audience to pay constant attention to the screen. Dialogue appears on cards, of course, but there are no sound effects either—the accompanying organ music is all you hear. Avert your gaze for just a few moments, and who knows where you’ll be. Then again, audiences were used to that back then. And Lloyd knew those audiences his whole life.

Born in Nebraska on April 20, 1893, Lloyd’s first jobs as a boy were theater usher and stagehand. Finding non-speaking bit roles in Los Angeles, Lloyd eventually met fellowextra Hal Roach, on his way to starting his own production company. Teaming up, they produced a series of shorts involving a guy named “Loansome Luke,” who was nothing more than a blatant rip-off of Chaplin’s “Little Tramp” character. Tiring of it, Lloyd and Roach eventually set up a new character, though both later took credit for the glasses that movie audiences loved so much. Lloyd made his last movie, Mad Wednesday, in 1947. Wealthy and living in a 16acre Beverly Hills estate with his wife Mildred Davis (his co-star from Safety Last!), Lloyd then devoted pretty much the rest of his life—he died in 1971—to his favorite hobby: photographing nude women. He was reportedly a popular shooter. According to a Dec. 4, 2005 Sunday Times story, Lloyd managed to get Jayne Mansfield and Marilyn Monroe to pose for him, as well as various other pin-ups from the time. “His models were usually paid $25 per session for posing nude,” reported the Sunday Times. “[P]ubic hair was masked by fans, feathers or flowers, in case the film processors at Kodak decided to exercise their own form of censorship.” Very shrewd, indeed. Then again, Lloyd got pretty shrewd in his later years. His decision to refuse television broadcast rights to his movies because he thought constant commercial breaks ruined the storyline’s pacing seemed nonsensical at the time, but ended up resulting in a whole new generation of fans who know his films only as they were meant to be seen. That kind of appreciation is as close to timeless as a movie star can get. Harold Lloyd’s The Freshman, Girl Shy, Safety Last! and Why Worry? screen for free—FREE!—at 10 p.m. June 15-18 respectively at the SandDance Theater on Wailea Beach. MTW

of humanity and the planet, and possible solutions. Not rated/85 min.

O THE MCPASSION Ray Croc would be mad/Yet another shot at him/If he weren’t dead now

MONSIEUR ETIENNE An elderly man, who looks a lot like former Negro League baseball legend Buck O’Neill, finds himself walking to the funerals of his two best friends. Along the way, he thinks he may like to die himself.

MONSTER HOUSE A computer-generated animation with motion-capture flick (by way of The Polar Express) starring the voices of Steve Buscemi, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jon Heder and Catherine O’Hara, and produced by Steven Spielberg and Robert Zemeckis, about a boy who

lives across the street from a live, hungry, angry “she”-house. PG/90 min.

When a Rasta man falls for a Gospel singing girl, the Christian/Rastafarian cultural divide resembles that of Romeo and Juliet’s story. Not rated/96 min.

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ONE LOVE

Parker Posey and Paul Rudd star as a couple that has recently moved to Ohio and have a problem. The woman in the relationship hasn’t climaxed in 10 years. Not rated/91 min.

After watching the World Trade Center collapse, Samira Goetschel goes on a mission to understand how and why it happened. Not rated/63 min.

N NEVER LIVE ABOVE A PSYCHIC The star of this one is the intricate, hand-drawn animation that narrates a slightly bizarre story about the downstairs neighbors’ kids attempt to punk their upstairs brethren using their mother’s crystal ball. Filmed on location in Paia—kidding!

NOBELITY Turk Pipin’s film in which scholars throughout the world discuss the future MONSTER HOUSE

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R THE REFUGEE ALL STARS A band of musicians, born from the refugees of the civil war (1991-2002) in West Africa’s Sierra Leone, travel to camps throughout neighboring Guinea, playing impassioned concerts that inspire displaced people to rise above their circumstances and excel. Not rated/80 min.

RETURN TO TIBET: DESTINATION MOUNT KALISH

NOBELITY

Kris Kristofferson narrates this documentary. A man that fled Tibet at age 22 travels back to reunite with his family 40 years later. Not rated/86 min.

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Crack climbers (hehe) free climb the sandstone spires of Indian Creek, Utah hundreds of feet into the sky. Not rated/45 min.

Each year, Travis goes into the woods to meet up with Rose, his best friend, on the one day she comes back to relive her last hours. How can he free her? Will he? Not rated/34 min.

PASSING THE GIFT: MALAMA HONOKOWAI A documentary that proves developers and community conservationists can work together to preserve the history and culture in Maui. Not rated/46 min.

S SAFETY LAST Filmed in 1923, Harold Lloyd is accident-prone, to say the least. How does one end up hanging from a clock tower anyway? Not rated/82 min.

PHANTOM CANYON An animated short that resembles a crazy dream, it’s made up of over 4,000 handmade collages based on the 1887 technical drawings of Eadweard Muybridge. Not rated/10 min.

SOFIA Follow Sofia Mulanovich, a native Peruvian girl who broke the gender boundaries at 9 to become the first South American of either sex to win a World Title in professional surfing. Not rated/54 min.

Q Q’S QUEST A paralyzed man windsurfs from Maui to Molokai. Not rated/20 min.

SOUND OF THE SOUL: FEZ FESTIVAL OF WORLD MUSIC A gathering of some of the world’s

POETRY IN PARADISE Kealoha Wong and the new film Hawai’i Slam By Krista Sherer First Thursdays in Honolulu is the largest registered poetry slam in the world, with attendance regularly topping 650 people. Along with providing a venue for Hawai’i’s top performance poets, they also feature live painters, DJs, dancers and singers. It’s not your typical solemn poetry reading but one fueled by the audience’s roar of approval or disapproval with finger HAWAI’I SLAM: POETRY IN PARADISE snaps. The poets’ ages are as varied as their backgrounds; topics cover anything from politics to playgrounds. The winner gets $100. Hawai’i Slam: Poetry in Paradise is a 60-minute film documenting four of the state’s top performance poets competing in the 2004 Slam Nationals in St. Louis, Missouri. Award-winning filmmaker Kathryn Xian traveled with Hawai’i Slam’s leading artists, allowing the audience a first-hand look into the world of slam poetry competitions. The poets featured in the film are Selah Geissler, Travis T., Melvin Won, Pat Borja and Kealoha Wong, the founding father of Hawai’i Slam and First Thursdays. Wong recently visited Maui’s public libraries to support the state’s Summer Reading program. Sitting in front of a group of people at the Kahului Public Library, children as well as adults, he wore a bandana over a long ponytail of dark thick hair and smiled with such aloha I couldn’t help but smile back. He began by inviting us to yell in the library. When we stopped he dove into one of his pieces called “Recess.” His lyrical capabilities were impressive as well as inspiring. His style combined hip-hop, local boy and mad scientist, delivering metaphors and similes that gave me chills. By the end of his piece I could understand why his slams were the largest in the world. He recited a few more pieces, then led us all in a word game. Later we freewrote using rhyming association starting with the phrase, “If I ruled the world.” The little girl next to me wrote, “If I ruled the world my cat would get fat after I fed it cookies.” Wong told us he’d lived in San Francisco and gone to their slams in the city. He decided to bring slam poetry back home to Hawai’i. He also spoke of his Youth Speaks, his free after-school writing and performance workshop for teens. He told us about his CD and how he had been collaborating with artists like Barry Flanagan and Hawaiian Ryan. After everyone else had left, Wong told me that Poetry in Paradise is an important film because it showed the first time the Hawai’i team made it to the Nationals. “I really just wanted the team to know how good they were and how good Hawai’i is,” he said. He was excited that the team had placed 25th out of 80. He said they’ve gotten better since, placing 7th out of 75 in the last National Slam. He ended by telling me that he hoped that Slam Poetry would “make change or shift paradigms.” If a poet can touch one person’s life, he said, “than that is really all I can ask for.” Hawaii’ Slam screens at 2 p.m. on July 17 at the McCoy Theater. For more information about Hawai’i Slam or Kealoha Wong check out HawaiiSlam.com and KealohaPoetry.com. MTW

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LUMINARIES Movie stars who generate as much light as heat

Maui Film Festival at Wailea Special Events

By Jennifer Russo I don’t do award shows. I get bored watching the Oscars, the Emmys or the Grammys. I’m completely uninterested in red carpets and the whole “who are you wearing” entertainment, to say nothing of the awards, which seem totally inconsequential. So even I paused when I got excited over the tributes that the Maui Film Festival was handing out. Was I getting star struck? I mean, the Maui Film Festival is honoring Jessica Biel—one of the “Sexiest Women Alive,” according to Esquire—with the Shining Star Award. I am sure Film Festival founder and organizer Barry Rivers would assure me that her sexy status is not the reason that she is a recognized “Luminary,” a film artist whose talents transcend celebrity, whose radiance generates as much light as heat. She’s not so much hot as she is illuminating, and if you’re not sure, check out Saturday’s Celestial Cinema feature film The Illusionist. Biel stars as a doomed Duchess in love with an artist but promised to a heartless prince. Just before they show her film, Biel will be there in person to get her award. I was also really excited to see John C. Reilly among the film artists recognized at the festival. He will be honored at the Grand Wailea on June 17 with the Navigator Award after the filmmaker’s panels. Reilly has done some awesome work. You might recall him in Boogie Nights as an earnest porn star, or the cuckolded husband in The Good Girl. In 2003 Reilly was in Chicago, The Gangs of New York and The Hours. More recently he is in the current films A Prairie Home Companion with Meryl Streep and Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby with Will Ferrell.

Wednesday, June 14 5-7 p.m. Taste of the Islands Opening Night Twilight Reception Fairmont Kea Lani Maui $275

Thursday, June 15 Tentatively scheduled—Thursday Night Tributes Four Seasons Resort THE ILLUSIONIST

Then there’s Joan Allen. Allen will be accepting the festival’s 2006 Galaxy Award, recognizing her for her ongoing contributions to film artistry and excellence. Allen stars in Bonneville and Good Sharma, which are in post-production, and is working on The Bourne Ultimatum scheduled for next year. Her past film work includes The Upside of Anger with Kevin Costner, The Contender, Pleasantville, Face-Off, Nixon and Searching for Bobby Fisher. You can also catch Patricia Clarkson receiving the 2006 Pathfinder Award and Michele Yeoh accepting the 2006 Rainmaker Award on June 16 at the Four Seasons Resort. These tributes will be preceded by a Bombay Sapphire Mauitini reception at 4 p.m. MTW

10-Midnight Starry Night MoonDance Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café $105

Friday, June 16 4:30 p.m. Maui Tini Reception 5 p.m. Friday Night Tributes Four Seasons Resort $40 10-Midnight Taste of Chocolate Four Seasons Resort $138

Saturday, June 17 most spiritually uplifting music, along with religious leaders and scholars, that takes place in the Moroccan city of Fez every summer for eight days and nights. Not rated/70 min.

U UP ON THE ROPE Infatuation/Is the basis tale/Hostess bar movie?

SPECIAL SURPRISE SCREENING

this

You’ll just have to wait and see. Not Rated/90 min.

SP!T Another Slam documentary, this one follows East and West Coasters as they battle at the National Poetry Slam Competition. Not rated/94 min.

WAIT WATER

T 35MM SHORTS SHOWCASE First Flight; The Fan and the Flower; Gnome; Jellybaby; Monsieur Etienne; Never Live Above a Psychic; Wait; Common Practice; Guide Dog; Phantom Canyon; A Cigar at the Beach; Topor and Me.

TOPOR AND ME (TOPOR ET MOI)

transformation/Liz Wuertzel backwards

THE TREATMENT Chris Eigeman plays Jake, a prepschool teacher who recently has a new love interest. Jake also has a therapist that seems to be making him worse off than better. The lady in his life has her own drama, being recently widowed and amidst the process of adopting the child she has grown to love. Not rated/86 min.

Maggie is a waitress in an upscale restaurant. When a man comes in that reminds her of her college boyfriend, she goes looking for her lost love. Not rated/16 min.

WAR TAPES Three National Guardsmen are filmed as they head to Iraq. Not rated/97 min.

WATER Set in India in the 1930’s, the film examines the life of a group of widows forced to live in a temple in the holy city of Varanasi. PG-13/98 min.

10:30 a.m.; 11:45 a.m.; 1 p.m. Filmmaker’s Panels Mei Court in the Wailea Beach Marriott Resort and Spa $10 each panel 2 p.m. Navigator Award Tribute— John C. Reilly Mei Court in the Wailea Beach Marriott Resort and Spa $10 (included with ticket purchase to any Filmmakers Panels) 4:30 p.m. Taste of Wailea Wailea Gold & Emerald Courses $215

Sunday, June 18 Sand Sculpture Contest 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Wailea Beach, Grand Wailea Resort 10 p.m. Audience Awards Presentation Celestial Cinema

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Venue Information The Celestial Cinema sits on the Wailea Gold and

The Digital SkyDome boasts an elevated, outdoor

Emerald Golf Course. Attendees are asked to park at the Wailea Special Events Parking Area on Wailea Ike Drive. A free shuttle will run to and from the site.

experience on the Pacific Terrace at the Outrigger Resort. Parking is at the resort itself or the Shops at Wailea. A free shuttle also runs to the other Wailea parking areas.

The SandDance Theater is

at Wailea Beach. All showings here are free. Parking is at the public lot directly behind the beach or at the Special Events Parking Area.

The Castle Theater & McCoy Theater are at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center in Kahului. Parking is on-site only窶馬o shuttles run to these venues.

Questions? www.mauifilmfestival 572-FILM (3456)

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Maui Film Festival fare Reading the Maui Film Festival at Wailea’s menu makes me hungry. Not hungry for just anything, but hungry for haute cuisine gourmet food. Like grilled lobster tail with lemongrass butter, or tamari marinated lamb chops, or even an island catch of the day with Kamuela tomato, pickled ginger and scallion sauce. These are all going to get served at the Taste of the Islands Opening Night Twilight reception, and I’m really beginning to worry about my kitchen skills. I’m a good cook, but how can I compete with tempura tiger prawns, dim sum, or Hawaiian vintage chocolate fondue with fruit? I don’t have a clue how you make nigiri sushi or sesame sea salad and cucumber namasu, but they do. What scrumptious combination of foods make up the siu mai? I guess I don’t need to know because all of these delicious delicacies will be served at the Four Seasons Resort on June 14. Still sitting at my kitchen table, I’m now salivating over the thought of sitting at the Starry Night MoonDance Raw bar, stuffing my face with fresh Pacific Oysters with mignonette, lobster cocktail and ahi poke with kukui on June 15 at the Tommy Bahama Tropical Café. For some reason I peer into my own fridge, but find nothing worth eating raw in here—just barbecue sauce, soymilk and some mystery science Tupperware. Instead of dried up leftovers in styrofoam, I could have satay, which is chicken, beef and shrimp, hopefully skewered on bam-

boo, with peanut dipping sauce. I could dig deeper into the fridge, but what for? I am back to picturing myself lip locked late on the night of June 16 with chocolate peanut butter terrine, mouthing chocolate decadence and grand marnier and white chocolate crème brulee at the Taste of Chocolate. I am at the chocolate fountain pouring and pairing liquid chocolate love with strawberries, marshmallows, madelines and anything else I can get my hands on. Sweet tooth activated, I peer into the pantry, canned corn, taco seasoning, stoned wheat thins and brown sugar. Reality snaps me back, my appetite spurned. Now I am starving, and staring bleakly into dreary cupboards. I really wish I was at Taste of Wailea on June 17, where the mouth-watering creations from 10 different Wailea restaurants come together for one event on the Gold and Emerald golf courses. I could be enjoying braised short ribs from Capische, along with Mulligan’s Guinness-marinated rack of lamb. I would be sipping a MauiTini while filling up on Grand Wailea’s sautéed kampachi with Korean pancakes, and the Four Season’s truffled Keahole lobster corn dogs. For dessert I could have the Marriott’s banana toffee tower and key lime pie. I guess I’ll get up and make myself a sandwich. My stomach simply cannot wait for all this gourmet eating to begin. Until then I guess I have to settle for the magnificent menu.

To get your own copy of the menu go to www.mauifilmfestival.com. MTW

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CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Local food, pasta, steaks and fresh fish. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. & 4:45-8:30 p.m.; Sa-Su closed.1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-8774.$ Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate lunches. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa 9 a.m.-6 p.m.; Su 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 340 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4950. $ Aloha Grill - Burgers with veggie styles. M-F, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa 11 a.m.-7 p.m.; Su 11 a.m.6 p.m. 270 Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 893-0263. $ Archie’s - Japenese. Daily 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; M-F, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa 5-9 p.m. 1440, Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $

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Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho and more. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400. $ Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. Daily 11 a.m.2:30 p.m. Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $ Biwon Restaurant - Authentic Korean food. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., lunch and dinner. 752 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-7788. $ Brooklyn Café - Plate lunches and snacks. Open M-F, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Corner of Market and Main, Wailuku, 244-5950. $ Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. or later, 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. $$ Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $

Asia Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Su 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1764 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-1833. $

Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 8717782. $

Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the title. Daily 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 65 Kaahumanu Ave #23, Kahului, 877-7776. $

Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and a variety of sushi. MF, 11 a.m.- 2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-11 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$

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Denny’s - Open 24 hours, serving breakfast, lunch or dinner. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 873-5550. $ Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant - Open daily 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $ Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to pick up. They even deliver. M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2p.m.150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$

Gardencafe (Brigit & Bernard's) - European, American. M-F, 10 a.m.-3 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 335 Ho'ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$ Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches. Free delivery! M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-8282. $ Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-11 p.m. 199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-9033. $

Down To Earth - Yes, it is a natural food store. But, there is a salad bar, sandwiches, hot bar, and pastryesque goodies as well. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-2661. $

Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese and local cuisine. Su-F 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977. $$

Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-7461. $$

Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.& 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 244-7276. $

El Corita - Mexican food. M-Sa 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $

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Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $

Kahili - Lunch with a view, served daily from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Or enjoy pupus 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Waikapu, 242-6000. $$

Fran’s Island Grill - Local grinds. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 242-8580. $

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DININGLISTINGS Koho Grill & Bar - American. Daily, 7 a.m.10 p.m. Bar stays open serving drinks, pupus & burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-5588. Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 2435696. $ Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. SuTh, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $ L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa 8 a.m.-10 p.m., SuTh 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 2421380. Mama Ding’s Pasteles - Specialty breads and pastries. Open 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 255 Alamaha, Kahului, 877-5796. $ Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Cool, quaint bar. Su-Th, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa 11 a.m.10:30 p.m. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$ Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 8 a.m.10 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$ Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 8710822. Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092 Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $ Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $ Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the people who call Hawai’i home. M-Th, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $ Maui Tacos - Mexican-Island fast food. MSa, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului, 8717726. $ Mercado - Latin market. Open M-F, 8 a.m.5:30 p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 8715067. $ Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 244-7888. $ Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from “Kitchen Sink” burritos to quesadillas. M-Sa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 8778707. $ Pulehu BBQ - Local plate lunches with a Southern smokehouse twist. 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 1500 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 2444049 or 244-6159. $

Rainbow Dining Room - Located in the Maui Beach Hotel. Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. Daily, 5:308:30 p.m. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 8770051. $$ Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $ Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th 7 a.m.-9 p.m., F-Su 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $ Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily 5-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$ Saigon Cafe - Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. M-Sa 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$ Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites. M-Th 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $ Simply Healthy Cafe - Healthy Hawaiian food. Open M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 95 Mahalani St.,Cameron Center, Wailuku. 249-8955. $ Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. M-Th, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7 a.m.- 4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $ Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $ Squeaky’s Family Restaurant - American. 8 a.m.-3 p.m., 4 p.m.-9 p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $ Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. M-Sa. 1740 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 2432243. $ Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi! M-Sa 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Ka’ahumanu Center, 8778744. $ Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. Open M-F, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 a.m. 395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779. Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, corned beef, sashimi, salads. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $ Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine since 1944. Su, Tu-Th 6 a.m.-11 p.m., F-Sa 6 a.m.-10 p.m., M 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials. Daily 10:30 a.m.3:30 p.m. Su-Th5-9:30 p.m. F-Sa 5-10 p.m. 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului, 873-0225. $ Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees. Featuring DJ and Karaoke. Open 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $ Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit-down dining. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $

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SOUTH MAUI Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood, chicken, ribs. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $ Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Open 9 a.m.9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $ Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere. 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$ Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list. Open M-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$ Ashley’s Cafe - Burgers, local plates and sandwiches. M-Sa 7:30 a.m.-8 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $ Azeka’s Ribs & Snack Shop - Daily specials, sandwiches, burgers, sushi, musubi & even “mini-meals”. Daily 7:30 a.m.-3 p.m., marinated meat products available until 5 p.m. Azeka Makai Shopping Center, Kihei, 879-0611. $ BadaBing! - Pasta, pizza, regional specials and full bar. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho and more. M-Sa 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Su 9 a.m.7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 875-6400. $ Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Flavored cream cheeses, smoked salmon, sandwiches, salads, smoothies and coffee drinks. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $ Big Wave Cafe - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, salads, wraps, ahi, pasta, pretty much everything. Daily 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 8918688. $ Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine. Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 8751234. $$ Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine. Late night menu served until 1 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$ Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$

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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$ Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sandwiches. Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner menus coming soon… Daily 6 a.m.-11 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4700. $ Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. 6-11 a.m.

5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 8741111. $$ Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. 12-3 p.m., 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$ Canton Chef - Chinese, Cantonese, Szechuan. Daily 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Nightly 59 p.m. 2463 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1988. $ Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. 5:30-10 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa 7 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7782. $ Enrique’s - Deli, wraps, salads, dips, beer, wine and more. M-Sa 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Su 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-2910. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., 879-8600. $

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli sandwiches, salads, hot dogs, potato salad and saimin. Open 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, 879-3262. $

Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. M-F 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Sa-Su 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$

Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. 5:3010 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican food with vegetarian items and daily specials. Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-2910. $

LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more. Pool tables, cute bartenders & a porch-esque dining room. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends @ 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd., 8799944. $

Sansei - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 8790004. $$ K

Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Sandwiches, wraps, salads, wine, beer and specialty tequilas. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar. 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. 11 a.m.8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $ Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish featuring Pacific Rim seafood. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$ Fred’s - Mexican Cafe. Daily 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-8600. $ Greek Bistro - It’s Greek, of course! Apps, salads, entrees and daily specials. 2511 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9330. $$ Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9033. $ Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - It’s a natural food store with a fantastic salad bar and healthy pre-made options. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $ Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads and “food for gringos.” M-Sa 5 p.m.-2 a.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. 5-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$ Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8741811. $$ Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $ Joy’s Place - Organic foods that are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Open for breakfast at 7 a.m. Kukui Mall, 891-1400. $ Kihei Caffe - Breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches. 5 a.m.-2 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ L&L Drive In - Local. 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $ Life’s A Beach - Nachos, burritos, prime rib, grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $

Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and continental cuisine. Open daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$ Marco’s South Side Grill - Beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$ Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian shave ice, coffee, fruit smoothies and shakes. 6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in juices and island spices. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in juices and island spices. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $ Maui Thai - Ginger and basil and curry, oh my! Beef, chicken, fish and veggie dishes galore. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. The Rainbow Mall, Kihei, 874-5605. $ Maui’s Sweet Spot - Low carb non-fat yogurt, parfait, fried ice cream, shave ice and smoothies. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-8611. $ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. 8 a.m.2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish. 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$ Orange Julius/Dairy Queen - Yummy frosty treats, hot dogs and more. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. 281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$ Pita Paradise - Good food served fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro,” salads and wraps. M-Sa 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $ Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-2002. $

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Scuba Dogs - Smooties, ice cream, salads, subs and (of course!) hot dogs. Daily 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 1455 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4994. $ Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. 8 a.m-10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 8758080. $$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Open for lunch W-F 5:309:30 p.m. nightly. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $ Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Shaka it to me baby, yeah! Daily 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1770 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-0331. $ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Killer burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m., serving food 'till midnight! Kihei Kalama Village, 8746444. $ Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck. 5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Pacific rim with flair. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Sports Page Bar & Grill - Over 100 menu items, including half-pound burgers and deli sandwiches. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 8790602. $ Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$ Subway - Eat fresh like Jared. Kukui Mall and

Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 891-2341. Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and Korean dishes. Open 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $ Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli sandwiches. Daily 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8791385. $ Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Savory and sweet nibbles and an excellent wine list. Open Tu-Su from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$

The Place - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 243-2206. $$

Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials. M-Sa 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly 5-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8750839. $

Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. M-Sa 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 8740813. $

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury in ambience and cuisine. Su-M 11 a.m.-11 p.m., Tu-Sa 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$$

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Special

Homestyle New American Comfort Food

Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic. 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7555. $$$

8oz. country fried steak with 2 eggs, toast and potatoes or rice . . . $10.95

8oz. Prime Rib with mashed potato and vegetable of the day . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$24.00 12oz. Prime Rib with mashed potato and vegetable of the day . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$28.00

Sample regular menu

• Eggs Benedict • Omelets • Tofu Scramble • Macadamia Nut Pancakes

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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

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Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and more... The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S Kihei Rd, Kihei.891-8860. $$

Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$

Vietnamese Cuisine Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab and New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$

Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and healthy grub from breakfast to dinner. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K

Wailea Pizza Co. - Ummm. Pizza. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Wailea Town Center, Wailea, 874-1234. $$ Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with a blend of cajun and tropical flare. Open 5-10 p.m. Music nightly. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-8385. $$ K

UPCOUNTRY Anthony’s Coffee Company - Espresso bar, sandwiches and ice cream. 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 90 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8340. $ Aha ’Aina - Large variety of omelets, island fish, chicken katsu. Tu-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 7 Aewa Place, Pukalani, 572-2395. $$

Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily 6 a.m.9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $ Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 5722666. $$$ Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking and live music. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $ Island Tacos - Fresh fish, beef and chicken tacos. Daily from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. $ Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$

Café 808 - Local diner-style. Open daily 6 a.m.-8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $

Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual, simple, affordable menu. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 5755228. $

Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-4877. $

Kitada’s - Saimin, teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $

Café Des Amis - Delicious crepes and Mediterranean fare. 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $ Café Mambo - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $ Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 7 a.m.-5 p.m. 100 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770. $

Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restaurant with sweeping views of the island. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $ La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai. We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$ Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Su-Th; 6 a.m.-12 a.m. ,F-Sa. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 5796009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish preparations and salad bar. Su-Th 5:30-9:30 p.m. FSa 5:30-10 p.m. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 5728711. $$ Mama’s Fish House - Fresh fish at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 5798488. $$$ Mana Foods - This natural food store also has a bakery and deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-8078. $ Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic Mexican cuisine. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani Square, 573-2998. $ Milagros Food Co. - South American cuisine with an island influence. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 5798755. $ Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $ Pa`ia Fish Market - The hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $ Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low-fat deli cuisine and daily fresh baked goods. Open 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $ Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina. 1202 Makawao Ave., 5727808. $ Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. M-Sa. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku Marketplace, 575-9588. $ Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

WEST MAUI Aloha Mixed Plate - Traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawai’i home. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $

Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, falafel and more. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-4300. $ The Bakery - Freshly baked breads and pastries. Soup and sandwiches available. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $ Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $ Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi. 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $ Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. 2780 Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$ BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $ Blu - Oceanfront dining featuring Mediterranean cuisine for lunch and dinner. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 6619491. $$ Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Daily 8 a.m.- 9 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ K Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Open daily 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6617220. $ Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$ Canoes - Polynesian-American. Open 11 a.m.2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. $$ Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-6700. $ Castaway Cafe - Beachside, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $

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Open Daily for Dinner Tuesday - Saturday 5:30-10pm Sundays & Mondays 5-10pm

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DININGLISTINGS Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 6614855. $ Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine, open for dinner only. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K China Boat - The best Mandarin Szechwan cuisine on Maui. M-Sa 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly 5-10 p.m. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $ Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill island fish, tacos and burritos. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $ CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced comfort foods. Open daily. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali, 667-0968. $ Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood and other island favorites. Next to Lahaina Cannery Mall. Open 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina, 661-5648. Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice cream flavor and watch them create. Daily 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St Bld. B5, Lahaina, 667-2744. $ Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Open everyday 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $ Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $ Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Food served 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $ K Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. Open Tu-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room. Nightly from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 6675117. $$$ K Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Open daily 11 a.m. to midnight. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $ Feast At Lele - A royal tour of the cuisine of Polynesia. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6675353. $$$ Fish Market - Fresh Fish. 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 3600 L.Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokawai. 6619888. $ Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining. Open 11 a.m.-12 a.m. daily. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $ Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch with oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $ Gerard’s - Fine French dining in downtown Lahaina. 174 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 6618939. $$$ Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining located. Open for dinner. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$ Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $ Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiianstyle coffeehouse. Open 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. daily. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. $ Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside.Daily 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly 5:30-9 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and haupia pie. Old Lahaina Center, 667-7572. $ Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali, 667-6636. $$ i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6618422. $$$ Island Taco - The best soft shell tacos ever! Open very late night, next to Paradice Bluz. 744 Luakini St., Lahaina. $ Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, muchies, steak, seafood, pasta and stir fry. Daily 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843 Waine’e St, Lahaina, 6679616. $

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food. 3350 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $ Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican food served to midnight. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $ Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Daily 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib and their famous Hula Pie. Daily 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$ Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$ L&L Drive In - Local. 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani Rd. 661-9888. Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American, with late night menu. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-7082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish. Nightly 5-10 p.m. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$ Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar Cosmopolitan. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$ Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. M-Su. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining with pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. $$$ MaLa - Oceanfront dining and organic whole grains cuisine.1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, coleslaw and mac salad. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $ Mango Cafe - Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. American cusine, along with some local favorites. Full bar Nightly specials. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 667-1929. $$ K Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. Breakfast, lunch, happy hour, dinner and late nite menus. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3474. $$ Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough said. 900 Front St, Lahaina, 667-2663. $ Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina. 2812775. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, juices and island spices. Lahaina Square, 661-8883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $ Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. Open M-F, 8 a.m.5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-5900. $ Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. 5 p.m.-close. 669-7499. $$ Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. $ Mr. Sub - Specialty sandwiches, salads and homemade soups. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 6675683. $ Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 6618881. $$ Nachos Grande - Fresh Mexican food, fast. Vegetarian, too. Honokowai Marketplace, 6620890. $ Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $ Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese. Maui Marriott, Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext. 51. $$ Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. 10 a.m.-2:30 p.m., 4:30-9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Reasonably priced tapas, Hawaiian style menu for dinner. 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. nightly. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$

Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront contemporary Pacific cuisine. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$ Pad Thai - Thai, local. Open daily 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $ Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro with pasta, pizza and salads. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $ Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking), Lahaina, 667-5809. $ Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine, Saigon steaks, vegetarian delight. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-6628. $ Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $ Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily 8a.m.10p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-9600. $$$ Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th 8a.m.-9:30p.m., FSa 8a.m.-10p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 6617888. $ Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dishes, salads and Greek gyros. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $ Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $ Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Su, 12-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua Street, Lahaina Mall, 6675111. $ Reilley’s - Gourmet steaks and seafood. Open at 5:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiìlani Hwy., Kahana, 6677477. $$$ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees in an upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern American. Whalers Village, Ka’anapali, 661-3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak and fine wines. 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 6618815. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese, Island. 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua, 669-6286. $$ K Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic. 5900 Lwr. Honoapiìlani Hwy., Napili, 669-1500. $$ Smoke House - BBQ, American. Open 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $ Spats Trattoria - Italian. Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. 4327 Lwr. Honoapiìlani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m.-4 p.m. daily. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast, 6:30-11 a.m. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had, with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $ Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties, steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Nightly 6-9 p.m. Su brunch 9 a.m.-1 p.m. 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0011. $$ Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Open 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Open daily, delivery 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $ West Maui Baking Co. - Bakery/deli and coffe drinks. Daily, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Emerald Plaza, Lahaina, 661-6699. $ WM-The Restaurant - Metropolitan cuisine. Open daily, 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. 3350 L. Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898. $$$ Zushi - Japanese. 811 Front St., Lahaina. 67-5142.

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Father’s Day Sunday, June 18 [HOLIDAY] I cannot mention Father’s Day without acknowledging my own father. Though not responsible for bringing me into this world (he adopted me when I was seven), he is perhaps the person most responsible for any success I’ve had in it. Not all the lessons he attempted to teach me stuck—just ask my wife—but those that did made me a better man. Without his advice to always respect and honor women—a lesson I took to heart—I wouldn’t have an amazing wife to tolerate the piles of debris he told me never to let accumulate around the house (still working on that one). I know firsthand that not all dads inspire the same reverence as mine. (Notice that I’m not exactly singing the praises of my biological father). But Father’s Day is for the celebration of the very best dads; those who provide, advise, coach and push us. The dads who see themselves in us, and teach us that we can achieve far more than we believe. Because, like it or not, there’s a little bit of our fathers in every one of us. So today, treat dad to brunch, take him golfing, or call him on the phone. And if you still live at home and really want to make him happy, pick up the debris you’ve left around the house. Your future wife will thank you for it. [COREY NIELSEN]

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Tropical Fusion Thursday, June 15, 10 p.m. at Paradice Bluz [ISLAND MUSIC/DANCE] Tahibrawaiian presents Tropical Fusion, Part I, featuring live music from Paakai and Versatile, as well as a dynamic Afro-Brazilian martial arts performance from Capoeira Rio Maui and Tahitian drumming and dance from Orama Here Hia. Lahaina Tattoo will also be around to give away stuff. Cover: $10.

It’s a Fuganomenom! Friday, 10 p.m. at Hapa’s; Saturday, 2 p.m. at Borders Books, 10 p.m. at Casanova [HAWAIIAN/REGGAE] Paula Fuga was the belle of the ball at this year’s Na Hoku Hanohano Awards. No, she wasn’t nominated for anything—that’s no matter. It’s just that everyone recognizes a star when they see—or hear—one. Just two years after she auditioned for American Idol, Fuga was selected by Jack Johnson to join him in this year’s popular Kokua Festival. Now the Hawaiian girl from Waimanalo is being touted as the silk-voiced young queen of the next wave of contemporary Hawaiian music that innovatively integrates R&B and reggae with traditional elements, like ‘olelo Hawai’i and ‘ukulele, to produce what is called “maoli music.” Fuga will be playing this weekend’s shows with the One Love ‘Ohana Band, and with special guest Innavision at Hapa’s. $12 at Hapa’s; $10 at Casanova. Her acoustic performance at Borders Books in Kahului is free. For more info, visit paulafugamusic.com.

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Why Shopping Is Good For You Friday at Macy’s, Queen Ka’ahumanu Center [RETAIL THERAPY/CHARITY EVENT] There is something very invigorating about shopping. It’s that thrill of finding something you want. There it is, a baseball cap that you haven’t seen anyone else wearing yet and it’s your favorite color, too! Or, those wedge heels with the lace up your leg that you’ve been pining over in magazines. No matter what the product, there’s a certain rush in finding it. Then, like a panther on the prowl, you slyly approach. Circling the item as you prepare to pounce. Gotcha! After checking price and size, you try it on, love it and carry it around happily while you maintain the search… for more stuff. That feeling of being in control is intoxicating. It’s completely up to you what you buy and the item doesn’t say, “I’m not interested in you being my purchaser.” The item doesn’t have a choice. I love a good power trip. I also love having new additions to my wardrobe. So, when I found out Macy’s was having a “Community Shopping Day,” where the proceeds go to local non-profit organizations like the Humane Society, I was stoked. It’s just the excuse I need to go find a new swimsuit. It’s for charity after all. Tickets are only $10 to get you discounts storewide, access to product samples, a chance to win $500, live entertainment throughout the day, and piece of mind knowing you’re doing a good deed. [HEIDI KING]

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Since being robbed of his proper place in the White House, former Vice President Al Gore has turned humanitarian crusader and delivered his urgent and authoritative lecture on global warming to more than a thousand audiences all over the world. Director Davis Guggenheim expands Gore’s highly polished multimedia lecture into dramatic form with personal footage of Gore that exemplifies his 40-year commitment to a subject that is consuming our Earth. Gore discharges party lines and embraces global warming as the “biggest moral challenge facing global civilization” in an imperative and frightening film that promises to shift the priorities of everyone who sees it.

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Gore’s trademark stiffness fades as his deeply felt passion and well-informed knowledge of global warming reveals shocking facts about the rapidly diminishing state of our planet due to the vastly damaging effects of carbon dioxide that warms the earth’s surface by trapping solar heat in the atmosphere. “By burning fossil fuels such as coal, gas and oil and clearing forests, we have dramatically increased the amount of carbon dioxide in the Earth’s atmosphere and temperatures are rising,” he says. “Over the past 50 years, the average global temperature has increased at the fastest rate in recorded history.” Panicked fear takes hold as photos of Africa’s snow-covered Kilimanjaro in

1970 compare to its current barren status. A photo of Boulder Glacier National Park taken in 1932 looks nothing like the one taken at the same spot in 1988. Most distressing is a computer-generated map that shows the devastating flooding effect on all countries if global sea levels rise by more than 20 feet with the loss of shelf ice in Greenland and Antarctica where billions of gallons of water are currently melting every second. The film undeniably shows that we have entered a period of catastrophic consequences that can only be reduced if we begin to act immediately to reduce carbon dioxide output. In the face of outrageous calamity, Gore remains optimistic in charting concise data to show how global warming can be tamed if we as global citizens act more responsibly in our daily lives. Actions like changing over to fluorescent light bulbs, driving less, recycling more, and planting trees are some of the examples given that anyone can do to help stop global warming. More information is available at www.climatecrisis.net. “We have five to 10 years in which to turn back the impending dangers of global warming,” says Gore. After seeing this movie, you may ask yourself why Al Gore didn’t run on global warming as his singular platform issue for the 2004 election. An Inconvenient Truth is a thoroughly convincing and educational film that points to a far more acute crisis than terrorism, and shows how we can fix the problem. Everyone in the world should see this movie now. An Inconvenient Truth screens at 5 p.m. on June 18 at the MACC’s Castle Theater. MTW

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Maui Film Festival’s Candlelight Cinema Wednesday, June 21

MAUI FILM FESTIVAL Castle Theater, 572-3456 On a Clear Day - PG - W only 5, 7:30

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ON A CLEAR DAY - (PG) - Drama - Filmed on

Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee Cars - G - F, M-W (11, 11:45, 12:30, 1:45, 2:30, 3:15, 4:30, 5:15), 6:40, 7:15, 8, 9:30, 9:55, Sa-Su (11, 11:45, 12:30, 1:45, 2:30, 3:15), 4:30, 5:15, 6:40, 7:15, 8, 9:30, 9:55 Da Vinci Code - PG13 - Th (11:15, 12, 2:45, 3:20), 6:30, 7:10, 9:45, F-W (11:15, 2:45), 6:30, 9:45 Fast & Furious - PG13 - F, M-W (11:10, 11:40, 12:10, 1:40, 2:10, 2:40, 4:10, 4:40, 5:10), 6:50, 7:20, 7:40, 9:20, 9:45, 10, Sa-Su (11:10, 11:40, 12:10, 1:40, 2:10, 2:40), 4:10, 4:40, 5:10, 6:50, 7:20, 7:40, 9:20, 9:45, 10 Just My Luck - PG13 - Th only (11:10, 1:35, 4:10), 6:50, 9:20 Lake House - PG - F, M-W (11:15, 11:50, 2:15, 4:15, 4:50), 7, 7:25, 9:25, 9:50, Sa-Su (11:15, 11:50, 2:15), 4:15, 4:50, 7, 7:25, 9:25, 9:50 Omen - R - Th-F, M-W (11, 11:30, 1:30, 2, 4, 4:45), 6:45, 7:30, 9:15, 10, Sa-Su (11, 11:30, 1:30, 2), 4, 4:45, 6:45, 7:30, 9:15, 10 Over the Hedge - PG - Th (11:20, 12:20, 1:25, 2:20, 3:30, 4:20, 5:30), 6:55, 7:35, 9:10, 9:40, F, M-W (11:20, 1:25, 3:30, 5:30), 7:35, 9:40, SaSu (11:20, 1:25, 3:30), 5:30, 7:35, 9:40 Poseidon - PG13 - Th (11:40, 2:10, 4:35), 7:05, 9:25, F-W (1:50) See No Evil - R - Th only (12:10, 2:25, 4:55), 7:25, 9:35

location in Glasgow, the Isle of Man and Dover, the film centers on a 55-year-old working-class man who suddenly finds himself laid-off. Without a job or a sense of direction, he is determined to shore up his own self-confidence by attempting the near impossible—swimming the English Channel.

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Oh, tu bestia atractiva! Aye, aye, aye!

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This happened to me once, and it was NOT funny.

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comedy from the creators of Napoleon Dynamite. Jack Black plays Ignacio (Nacho), a Mexican Priest that moonlights as a luche libre wrestler to raise money for the orphanage. I can’t imagine this being anything less than hilarious. I’ll be quoting the movie lines in no time. (HK)

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the nanny from hell and the debut of Seamus

tle race car learns about true friendship when he gets lost. Star studded with famous voices (Owen Wilson, Larry the Cable Guy, Cheech Marin). Maybe Disney will shock us with some new exciting twist! Riiiiiiiight. 116 min. (HK) DA VINCI CODE - (PG13) - Thriller - You’ve read the book, seen the History Channel documentaries and listened to the Vatican’s bitching—now see the Ron Howard-directed adaptation! Tom Hanks, Audrey Tautou and Ian McKellen star in this gripping tale of murder and intrigue that will shake the very foundations of the Catholic Church! Well, maybe rattle them a little. 149 min. (AP) JUST MY LUCK - (PG13) - Lindsay Lohan plays a college graduate who is just starting a career in the big city and she seems to have the best luck ever. Until she goes to a masquerade ball and somehow switches her luck with some guy she kisses. Watch her hunt him down. (HK) MISSION

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(PG

13)

Action/Adventure - Once again Tom Cruise plays super-elite spymaster Ethan Hunt, this time tasked with finding some uber-bad guy played by Philip Seymour Hoffman. Expect the same big explosions, hot chicks and Ving Rhames that carried the previous MI flicks. 126 min. (AP) THE OMEN - (R) - Horror, Thriller - A remake of the 1976 demonic kid fest, this time starring Julia Stiles as the tortured mom, Liev Schreiber as her disbelieving ambassador husband, Mia Farrow as

Davey-Fitzpatrick as the creepy/cute kid Satan.

110 min. (Samantha Campos) OVER THE HEDGE - (PG) - Animation, Comedy Bruce Willis is the voice of a raccoon that helps woodland creatures adapt to gathering food in their new surroundings when a suburb takes over

Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 8754910 Break Up - PG13 - Daily (12:45, 3:05), 5:20, 7:45, 10 Garfield - PG - F-W (1, 3:15), 5:30, 7:30, 9:35 M:I:III - PG13 - Th (1), 4:15, 7, 9:45, F-W (1), 4:15, 7 Nacho Libre - PG - Th 10, F-W (12:30, 1:15, 2:45, 3:30), 5, 5:45, 7:15, 8, 9:30, 10:05 RV - PG - Th only (12:30, 2:45), 5, 7:15, 9:35 X-Men - PG13 - Th (12:30, 1, 1:30, 2:50, 3:30, 4:05), 5:10, 5:50, 6:20, 7:35, 8:15, 8:45, 9:55, FW (12:30, 2:50), 5:10, 7:35, 9:55

their forest and their food supply diminishes. It’s cute and cuddly and full of cheap laughs. 80 min.

KUKUI MALL

(HK)

1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Break Up - PG13 - Th (1:45), 4:50, 7:45, F-W (1:30), 4:35, 7:15, 9:55 Cars - G - Th (1:15), 4:20, 7, 9:45, F-W (1), 4:05, 6:45, 9:25 Da Vinci - PG13 - Th only (1), 4:05, 7:15, 10:15 Fast & Furious - PG13 - F-W (1:15), 4:20, 7, 9:40 Nacho Libre - PG - Th 10, F-W (1:45), 4:50, 7:30, 10:10 X-Men - PG13 - Th only (1:30), 4:35, 7:30, 10

POSEIDON - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - This ridiculous remake of a ridiculous film concerns a luxury ocean liner that gets hit by a tidal wave (uh huh) and rolls upside down (yeah, right) forcing survivors (led by Kurt Russell) to climb (or down, I suppose) the ship to the surface. 98 min. (AP) RV - (PG) - Adventure, Comedy, Family - Robin Williams plays Bob, a work obsessed guy who tricks his family into giving up their dream vaca-

FRONT STREET THEATRE

tion to Hawai’i in exchange for a road trip in an RV.

900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 Garfield - PG - F, M-W (2:20, 4:30), 7, 9:05, SaSu (12:15, 2:20), 4:30, 7, 9:05 Lake House - PG - F, M-W (2:30, 5), 7:30, 9:55, Sa-Su (12, 2:30), 5, 7:30, 9:55 M:I:III - PG13 - Th only (3:30), 7:45 Nacho Libre - PG - F, M-W (2:45, 5:15), 7:15, 9:30, Sa-Su (12:30, 2:45), 5:15, 7:15, 9:30 The Omen - R - Th (3), 7:15, 9:45, F, M-W (3:15), 6:45, 10, Sa-Su (12:45, 3:15), 6:45, 10 Over the Hedge - PG - Th only (2:15, 4:30), 7, 9 X-Men - PG13 - Th only (2:30, 5), 7:30, 10

Bob only does this to please his boss, but his family doesn’t know that. Confusion, slap-stick comedy and the eventual realization that family is what’s really important is inevitable. 98 min. (HK) SEE NO EVIL - (R) - Horror - This is the story of a seven-foot-tall, 400-pound psychopath with a rusty plate in his head who likes to claw people’s eyes out and who lives in a derelict hotel until one day when a bunch of work-furlough criminals show up along with the cop who originally shot the psychopath in the head a few years ago. What a coincidence! 100 min. (AP) X-MEN 3: THE LAST STAND - (PG-13) Action/Adventure - Hugh Jackman, Halle Berry, Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart all return for what’s billed as the final X-Men movie, though I can’t imagine the studio would ignore prequel possibilities if it does well at the box office. 103

min. (AP)

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 The Break Up - PG13 - Th (1, 4), 7:15, 9:50, F, M-W (1:45, 4:30), 7:15, 9:50, Sa-Su (11, 1:45), 4:30, 7:15, 9:50 Cars - G - Th (1:30, 4:15), 7, 9:45, F, M-W (1:15, 4), 6:45, 9:30, Sa-Su (10:30, 1:15), 4, 6:45, 9:30 Da Vinci Code - PG13 - Th only (12, 3:30), 6:45, 10 Fast & Furious - PG13 - F, M-W (1:30, 4:15), 7, 9:45, Sa-Su (10:45, 1:30), 4:15, 7, 9:45

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

JUNE 15, 2006

ART&ENTERTAINMENT

BY HEIDI KING HEIDI@MAUITIME.COM

Festival Gone Wild Where to rub elbows with the stars in Wailea You can’t call something a “festival” without throwing some parties. We hope you made it to Wednesday’s opening reception but if you missed it, no worries. Here’s the line-up for the rest of the festival:

Thursday, June 15 Starry Night Moon Dance. Enjoy a live performance by Ohana Groove while stuffing your face with heavy pupus and “accidentally” brushing up against big names in “the Biz.” Who knows who you’ll run into while shoving your way up to the bar for your complimentary Bombay Sapphire “Maui Tinis” and Bacardi Mai Tais? The price includes the Celestial Cinema double feature prior to the event, so you’ll already have something to talk about. How convenient! $95 in advance, $105 at the door. 10 p.m.-1 a.m. at Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café. (Films begin at 8 p.m. and include The Lake House and Water.)

Friday, June 16 Awards and Tributes. Last year, this was actually more like a talk show than an awards ceremony. The actors were honored with said award, but then they sat down on the couch and chatted and even answered some questions from the crowd. Just remember to get there early to enjoy the Bombay Sapphire Maui Tini reception. Also, remember to watch your alcohol intake. Last year someone we know had one too many and decided that Mike Myers really needed that someone’s specific acknowledgements, so they yelled them up to the stage. It wasn’t pretty, folks. This year, the awards are as follows: Pathfinder Award— Patricia Clarkson (Good Night & Good Luck, Pieces of April). Galaxy Award—Joan Allen (The Upside of Anger, The Bourne Supremacy). Rainmaker Award—Michelle Yeoh, formerly Yang Zi Chong (Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Memiors of a Geisha). $40 in advance, $44 at the door. 5-7 p.m. at the Four Seasons Resort Wailea.

Taste of Chocolate. Chocolate fanatics will come together to enjoy exotic chocolate desserts, a chocolate fountain, ports, wines and “Chocolate Bombay Sapphire Silk MauiTinis.” This is another event where you’re likely to spot the Hollywood elite. Two friends went last year and said it was so good that they “just couldn’t stop eating and drinking!” Once again, the Celestial Cinema double feature is included. Talk amongst yourselves—I’ll even give you a topic: the movies you all just watched together! I don’t know that I’ve ever experienced a chocolate coma and a wine coma concurrently. One can only hope the two forces combined has the sedating effect to stop me from dipping hot men into the chocolate fountain. $125 in advance, $138 at the door. 10 p.m.-12 a.m. at the Four Seasons Resort Wailea. (Films begin at 8 p.m. and include The Oh in Ohio and The Groomsmen.)

Saturday, June 17 Taste of Wailea. More congregating and drinking Bombay Sapphire inspired drinks, this time with delicacies from the finest restaurants in Wailea. Check out the line-up: Grand Wailea, Four Seasons, Tommy Bahama’s, Mulligan’s, Fairmont Kea Lani/ Nick’s Fish Market, Diamond Resort, Capische?, Spago, Wailea Beach Marriott, and Renaissance. Top chefs galore! After you get your fill of the delectable morsels, roll yourself over to the Celestial Cinema. You guessed it! This event also includes the double feature, but there’s a twist. The second movie is a surprise screening, so you have to go to find out what it is. Any Jessica Biel fans around? You know, she was voted “Sexiest Woman Alive” in Esquire. Yeah, there’s a tribute for her before the shows. $195 in advance, $215 at the door. 4:307 p.m. at the Wailea Gold & Emerald Golf Course, Private Function Terrace. (Films begin at 8 p.m. and include The Illusionist and the surprise special screening preceded by the Jessica Biel tribute.) MTW

The Dawn of a New Age

Arts Education for Children Group presents the

2006 Maui Invitational

BAND FESTIVAL LOS ANGELES MUSIC ACADEMY

Grand Opening

Monday, June 26 - Friday, June 30 Maui Arts & Cultural Center

Saturday June 17th 9 pm - CLOSE

GUITAR / BASS CAMP Classes will start each day at 9 a.m. and will feature a 1-hour lecture class, followed by a 2 hr. ensemble workshop where you will rehearse songs studied in the lecture. You will jam with your teachers and other professional musicians as a full band. Financial Assistance Available: Please contact Arts Education for Children Group 667-2805 / www.aecg.org

3 Bud Lite Drafts, House Wine, Wells 350 Parrot Bay, Captain Morgan Drinks $

Bud Girls

BEGINNING & INTERMEDIATE GUITAR 9:00 am - Noon

Classically trained guitarist and instructor, Lucien Kouassi, will expose students to learning chords in an applied way. This proven method is designed to have students playing in record time. Most students will know their beginning chords in 20 minutes or less. Open to students 9 years and older. Register at 667-2805 or www.aecg.org

BREAKFAST 7 - 11 am 4 - 5:30 Early Bird

LUNCH and DINNER 11:30 am - 11 pm

EMIL RICHARDS JAZZ CAMP Tuesday, June 27 - Friday, June 30 Maui Arts & Cultural Center, 9:00 am - Noon

LUNCH and DINNER 11 am - 10 pm 4 - 5:30 Early Bird

F E S T I VA L J A Z Z C O N C E R T Saturday, July 1

Join Jazz legend Emil Richards as he shares his many years of music knowledge at this comprehensive jazz camp. Daily lectures will be complemented with hands-on demonstration and performance sessions with the Emil Richards Jazz Quartet. Camp is open to intermediate - advance players. Limited Class enrollment. Register by calling AECG 667-2805 / www.aecg.org

JUNE 15, 2006

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HAPPY HOUR 3 - 6 pm

2511 S. KIHEI ROAD Across from KAM II

891-8600

DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Oahu: Makaha Sons - Saturday. Makaha Sons celebrate their 30-year anniversary along with special guests; The Brothers Cazimero, Ho'okena, Hapa, Na Kama, Daniel Ho & Herb Ohta, Jr., Hoku Zuttermeister, Barry Kimokeo, Aunty Genoa Keawe and Fiji. With hula by JeriLynn "Kealo" Koko, Mark Ho'omalu & the Academy of Hawaiian Arts, Chinky Mahoe & Halau Hula 'O Kawaili'ula, and Howard and Olana Ai & Halau Hula Olana. Tickets: $100. 4:30 p.m. doors open and buffet line starts, 5 p.m. show starts. Neal Blaisdell Center Arena. Tickets available at the Blaisdell Box Office and through all Ticketmaster outlets (www.ticketmaster.com). Victoria Barrett - Saturday. An evening of live original folk-blues music with Victoria Barrett and The Living Room Band (Rodney K., Dan Minichiello, Robert Myers). Special opening performance by Isabeau Waiau. Free. 7:30 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, 244-0852.

MACC, 242-7469. Fashion and Floral Extravaganza - July 22. One of the world’s top floral designers will team up with leading fashion designers for the 6th annual Maui Youth & Family Services "Growing Dreams" event. Paul Miller, AIFD, PFCI, Nature’s Flowers Creative Director, will present a floral design demonstration in this year’s event titled "Celebrations in Bloom." A lively fashion show featuring Tamara Catz, Tommy Bahama, and fashions from "The Enchantress" will highlight the day, which also includes a silent auction and a gourmet luncheon. All proceeds from the event go to benefit Maui Youth & Family Services. Tickets: $100, $75. 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Four Seasons Resort, Wailea, 357-2282 or www.myfs.com. Maui Calls - Aug. 11. MACC’s annual gala, premier fundraiser and all-around fabulous evening. Featuring entertainment, live auction, and fine dining. This event sells out every year. Get your

tickets NOW! 6 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, www.mauiarts.org or 242-2787 x 225.

EVENTS Whalers Village Center Stage: Thu, 3-4 p.m., hula lessons; Fri, 12-2 p.m., lei making class; Sat, 6:30-7 p.m., Polynesian hula show; 7:30-8 p.m., Tahitian dance; Sun, 7-8 p.m., Rhythms of Aloha with Benny Uyetake; Mon, 6:30-7 p.m., Dances of Polynesia, 7:30-8 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; Tue, 11 a.m.-1 p.m., lei making class. All shows free. Sant Mat Meditation - Thu-Sat. I think we could all use a few classes in calming the mind. Free introductory presentations. Thu, 7 p.m., Kihei Community Center; Fri; 6 p.m., The Studio Maui; Sat, 6 p.m., Maui Booksellers, 879-0871. Register to Vote - Through Sat. Support Maui with your vote and support Democracy in Action

Marijuana Reform ordinances. 10,000 signatures needed by June to be ballot. 9 a.m.-9 p.m., 333 Dairy Road, (Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill). 579-8315. Clothing Drive - Sat-Sun. Big Brothers Big Sisters of Maui are holding their monthly clothing drive. Clean out your closets and bring your old, reusable clothing and small household items and enter to win a 3-month pass to 24 Hour Fitness. 9 a.m.-3 p.m., Wal-Mart Parking lot (near the service center), 242-9754. Blood Drive - Mon-Wed. Blood Bank of Hawai’i blood drives. Cameron Center Auditorium, http://www.bbh.org or 800-372-9966.

FRIDAY, JUNE 16 Admissions - Fridays through Aug. 11. Maui Community College’s Educational Opportunity

TICKETS ON SALE Taiko Festival - Jun. 24. Zenshin Daiko’s 7th Annual Taiko Festival. Award winning storyteller Kathy Collins starts the evening with her alter ego "Tita" telling some of her favorite, classic Japanese stories in her own style. Zenshin Daiko perform new original pieces written by group members. The evening will culminate with the Los Angeles based On Ensemble, known for their unique and provocative taiko performances. Tickets: $15. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 2427469. 15th Annual Ki Ho’Alu Festival - June 25. The MACC’s annual Slack Key Festival is the perfect chance for the whole ‘ohana to relax on the lawn and enjoy an all-day, all-star line-up of some of Hawai’i’s best ki ho‘alu musicians, including numerous Grammy and Nä Hökü Hanohano Award winners. Event festivities include local vendors with fresh flower leis, fine Hawaiian arts & crafts and delicious local-style food. A Ka Hoku Production. Free. 2-7 p.m., A&B Amphitheater,

& the Maui Ar ts & Cultural Center

June 16 - 18, 2006 Celestial Cinema FREE to Keiki on SUNDAY! 60+ Great Films! Great Food! Great Music! Great Parties! #

Maui’s Best Entertainment Value! Friday, June 16, 8:00pm Celestial Cinema # Wailea

Friday, June 16, 8:00pm Maui Skydome # Wailea

PATRICIA CLARKSON Pathfinder Award Fri, June 16 5pm

Four Seasons Resort Maui at Wailea

0DXL $UWV &XOWXUDO &HQWHU

Tickets Available

JOAN ALLEN The Galaxy Award Fri, June 16 6pm Four Seasons Resort Maui at Wailea

Tickets Available

TASTE OF WAILEA

Saturday, June 17, 7:30pm Castle Theater # MACC

Saturday, June 17, 4:30pm

Saturday, June 17, 8:00pm Celestial Cinema # Wailea

Wailea Gold & Emerald Courses Tickets Available

Shooting Stars# Movie Stars# Rising Stars# Under-the-Stars#

The Celestial Cinema. One of the Festival’s three state-of-the-art, open-air venues in Wailea

MONSTER HOUSE Sunday, June 18, 8:00pm Celestial Cinema # Wailea

808.572.FILM (3456) www.mauifilmfestival.com

Sunday, June 18, 10:00pm Celestial Cinema # Wailea Followed by CHASING DORA

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

JUNE 15, 2006

Thursday 06/15 Kilohana $5, 10pm

BOCALINO

1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

CAFE MARC AUREL

Jazz Standards No cover, 7:30pm

CASANOVA

Men of Las Vegas $20, 9:45pm

CHARLEY’S

Live Music 9:30pm

28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453

Friday 06/16

Saturday 06/17

Tom Cherry Band $5, 10pm

Ohana Groove $5, 10pm

MON - Industry Night, No cover, 10pm; TUE - The New Project, $5, 10pm; WED -DJ Shark in the Water, No cover, 9:30pm

Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo $10, 9:45pm

Paula Fuga w/One Love Ohana Band, $10, 9:45pm

WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/DjBlast, $10, 9:45pm

Kryptones w/Haile Israel 9:30pm

Conscious Healing 9:30pm

MON - Kanoa & Friends, 9:30pm; WED - Liquid Lounge, 9:30pm

Lucid Fusion 10:30pm

WED - Lucid Fusion, 9pm

Paula Fuga w/One Love Ohana Band

DJ Zeek

DJ Shark in the Water No cover, 9:30pm

MON - Open Mic, No cover, 7pm

Royal Lahaina Resort, Ka’anapali - 661-3611

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

Monday 06/19 – Wednesday 06/21

Victoria Barrett 7:30pm

DON THE BEACHCOMBER HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB

Sunday 06/18

DJ LX, Mark EZ, H-Boogie

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

MON - Reggae at the Rock w/Marty Dread, $5, 10pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

Tom Cherry No cover, 9pm

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

Center is hosting admissions information sessions for anyone interested in college but unsure of where to begin. Attendees will get the inside scoop on college admissions, financial aid, testing, housing, and other issues important to new students. Limited seating. Free. MCC, 984-3286. Shopper’s Delight - Macy’s is having a “Community Shopping Day.” Buy a $10 ticket and help support the programs of Maui. Your ticket entitles you to discounts, product samplings, beauty galas, and a chance to win a $500 Macy’s Shopping Spree. $10. Macy’s, Queen Kaahumanu Center, 877-3361.

SATURDAY, JUNE 17 King K Parade - Na Kamehameha Pa`u Parade & Ho`olaulea, to be exact. Complete with colorful floral floats, pa’u riders, and community groups. Front St, Lahaina, 357-2598. Chick Power - Women’s monthly empowerment circle. 10:30 a.m.-5 p.m. For more info, e-mail janetkiralessin@aol.com or 244-4103. Indulgence Saturday - Featuring peppermint footbaths and once again, delicious chocolate. 1:30- 4 p.m., Paia Train Depot, 205-7225. Salsa - Arriba! A salsa dance party to show off your latin moves. Beginner class right before the party if you need a little help. $10, $5. Class: 67:30 p.m. Party: 7:30-10 p.m. The Studio Maui, 575-9390.

SUNDAY, JUNE 18 Sunset Jazz at Whalers Village - The jazz performances are free and feature some of Maui’s, and America’s, greatest jazz artists. 6-9 p.m., Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali. 661-4567. Yeehaw! - Line dance lessons. All types of music. All ages welcome. Every Sun. Free. 7 p.m., Lahaina Cannery Mall, surf.song@verizon.net, 667-9513.

Action Team - Kalama Park Action Team meet every 3rd Tue. of the month. Citizens patrol of Kalama Park with purpose of keeping it safe, clean and friendly. 5:30 p.m., Kihei Comm. Center, 879 5654. Kihei Community Association Meeting - A Conversation with the South Maui Community about Kihei High School, planned developments, KCA membership, roads/traffic, parks, open space, environment, drugs/crime, trails/bikeways. 6:30-8-p.m. http://www.kiheicommunityassociation.com, 879-5390, or 879-4836.

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 21 African Dance - Abdoulaye Camara, master teacher and choreographer from Guinea, West Africa will return to Maui to teach a series of West African Dance classes. Dance classes are accompanied by professional live drumming. $15. 6:30 p.m., Vibe Dance Studio, Paia, 572-1535. “WOW!” - Wailea on Wednesdays now presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. This week: Te Tiare Patitifa-

JUNE 15, 2006

Crunch Pups No cover, 9pm

El Dogg No cover, 9pm

Hawaiian Melodies/Hula. 6:30-8 p.m. Call 8916770 ext. 2.

KEIKI Storytellers - Bobby Norfolk and Sherry Norfolk are coming to a library near you to read children stories to the keiki of all ages. Thu, 11 a.m., Makawao Public Library, 6:30 p.m., Wailuku Public Library; Fri, 10:30 a.m., Kihei Public Library; Sat, 10 a.m., Kahului Public Library, 11 a.m., Lahaina Pubic Library. Hip Hoppers - Begins now. Inviting all youth to drop in for a day or register for all 6 days learning the best hip hop from Tito Reyes (Mon-Fri). $5/class or $20/week. 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. The Studio Maui, 575 9390. Graphic Design for Teens - Every Mon. Handson graphic design class using PC computers with Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator. For teenagers only. Free. 3-4 p.m. at Hui Malama Learning Center, Wailuku. 244-5911, ext. 35. After-School Tutoring - Every Tue and Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center provides trained tutors to all children who attend this after school program. Students who attend will also have the opportunity to learn hula, play ‘ukulele, play games and more. Free. 2:30-4:30 p.m., 399 N Market St., Wailuku. 986-0700 or 244-5911 for other locations. Dance Studio Opening - Sat. The non-profit Maui Dance Council is proud to announce the grand opening of Vibe Studio. Part of the celebration includes a free dance class for the keiki. 10 a.m., Vibe Studio, Paia, 298.6009 or 575.5227. Weed Warriors - Mon. Maui Invasive Species Committee is looking for young adults, ages 14 and older, to help with real-life data collection and resource management. This one is a trip to catch coqui frogs at night. Space is limited, call ASAP. 573-6472.

TUESDAY, JUNE 20 African Dance - Abdoulaye Camara, master teacher and choreographer from Guinea, West Africa will return to Maui to teach a series of West African Dance classes. Dance classes are accompanied by professional live drumming. $15. 6:30 p.m., Makawao Union Church Hall, 572-1535.

MON - Willie K, 9pm; TUE - DJ Skinny Guy, 9pm; WED - Dolla Balla, 9pm

Teen Night

LECTURE Improve Your Skills - Hui Malama Learning Center offers free tutoring for adults wishing to improve reading or spelling skills. If you’re reading this, you probably don’t need it, but maybe someone you know does? Call Jill Beyer at 2421174. English as a Second Language - Every Thu. & Tue. Hui Malama offers ESL classes for residents and visitors. 9 a.m.-12 p.m., 160 #A N. Market St., Wailuku, 249-0111. GED - Every Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center offers a free GED class to residents of Hana. 5-7 p.m. Hana Library, 244-5911. Entrepreneurship Talk Story - Every Fri. Established and start-up entrepreneurs as well as other business service providers welcome to share challenges, solutions, brainstorm and network. Free. 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m., Maui County Business Resource Center located in the Maui Mall. 873-8247. Becoming an Owner - Sat. The second "Preparing for Home Ownership" Workshop.Free. 9 a.m.-12 p.m. Maui Beach Hotel, 876-0240. Emotional Healing - Sat. Matthew Hammond explores the core elements of healing trauma and restoring balance. Free. 9:30-11:30 a.m. Dragon’s Den, 572-2424.

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Gina Martinelli 7pm

Young Brothers - Mon. YB wishes to offer members of the community opportunities to ask questions, make suggestions and discuss issues regarding the Super Ferry. 5:30 p.m., Lahaina Intermediate Cafeteria. Talk Story - Wed. SCORE counselors Richard Kehoe and Brian Thomas invite the public to a “See the Forest from the Tallest Tree.” Attendees will explore current strategies for keeping focused, using time efficiently to grow a business. 12-1 p.m. Maui County Business Resource Center (MCBRC), Maui Mall, 873-8247.

ENVIRONMENTAL Star Program - Fri. Learn about the early astronomers and the birth of agriculture. 7:308:30 p.m., Hosmer Grove Campground, Haleakala National Park, 572-4459. Beach Clean Up - Sat. Sanctuary beach clean-up in North Kihei. 8:30-10 a.m. Meet at the sanctuary office, 726 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-2818. Haleakala - Sat. Volunteer at the park. Projects include invasive plant removal, greenhouse work, planting, painting, ‘opala pickup and more. Appropriate for families with children age 6 & above. Bring water, snacks, sun and rain protection, warm layers, work gloves (if possible), and comfortable boots or closed walking shoes. 9 a.m.-12 p.m. Meet at the Maintenance Yard, just past the entrance gate, 876-1673. REEF - Tue. REEF (Reef Environmental Education Foundation) fish identification training for the Great Annual Fish Count with guest speaker Liz Foote, Project SEA-Link.Free. 6 p.m. Maui Ocean Center, 270-7084.

SPORTS Run! - Fri. All comers track meets. War Memorial Stadium, Wailuku, 877-5300.

ART Jack Hamilton - Every Thu. in June, Jack Hamilton will be painting live. Painting in Hawai’i for over 20 years, Jack’s numerous views of Maui capture the essence of this beautiful place. He often captures his enjoyment of nature by using the inspiration of open-air (plein air) painting on location. 6-10 p.m., Maui Hands Gallery, Hyatt Regency Ka’anapali, 573-2021 or 667-7997. Kenn Briner - Fri. Meet internationally exhibited fine art photographer, Kenn Briner. View Kenn’s unique abstract photographic works in the new art gallery. Free. 6:30-9 p.m., The Quan Gallery, 667-2757. Art Night - Every Fri. night. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments, all free and open to the public. 7-10 p.m., Front Street. 667-9194.

POETRY Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m. Cafe Marc Aurel, 276-5467.

POLITICAL Young Brothers - Wed. YB wishes to offer members of the community opportunities to ask questions, make suggestions and discuss issues regarding the Super Ferry. 5:30 p.m. Central Maui Baldwin High Multipurpose Room. Business and Professional Women - Wed. Ron Kwon, MD, Chairman, Board of Directors, Malulani Health and Medical Center, LLC will be speaking on the acute care facility proposed for south Maui. All working women are invited to attend this light dinner meeting. $20. 5:30 p.m. Maalaea Grill at Maalaea Harbor, 877-8963.

TV/Radio Political Call-in - Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m. on KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145. Maui Talks - Tue. A live, public affairs, call-in talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m. Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 572-8787. Words of Peace - Wed and Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace. Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 7 a.m., Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 573-3084. Teri Talk - Fri. Political and public affairs, call-in talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800. Smallville - Fri. Small Town Maui, a new live onehour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. Debuts at 7 a.m., KAOI, 1110 AM. Life on Maui - Tue. Hosted by Steven Freid. The intention of the show is to interview people who are doing interesting and exciting things on Maui. 8 a.m., Channel 52, akaku.org.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Clay Mortenson Mon, Tue. All sets from 7:30-10 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Cheeseburger In Paradise - Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Cool Cat Cafe - Erik Pietsch, Mon and Thu; Howard Ahia Fri-Sun; Hau Phat, Wed. All Sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908. Hula Grill - Kawika Lum , Albert & Billy, Mon; Jarret Roback and Albert & Billy, Tue; Ernest Pua’a and Brian & Roy, Wed; Ernest Pua’a and Bradah Brian & Don Thu; Bradah Brian & Roy, Fri; TBA, Sat; Kawika Lum Ryan Tanaka & Friends, Sun. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Acoustic Music every night. 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 6670787. Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Open mic night with Jim Freeborne on Sun. 7 p.m. to close.

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Monday 06/19 – Wednesday 06/21

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Da Hawaiians, 6pm

Kenny Roberts, 6pm

El Nino 6pm

The Dogg House 10pm

MON - Steve Mendoza, 6pm; TUE-WED - Da Hawaiians, 6pm

Thirsty Thursdays w/Q103 $6, 10pm

Papa Leaslie & the Chosen Ones, 10pm

Hot Latin Nights w/Jammin’ J, 10pm

Adam Bowen 10pm

MON - Crunch Pups, 10pm; TUE - Pani Mai, 9pm; WED - Curtis Williams, 10pm

TBA 10pm

Scott Baird 10pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

Erin Smith Band 9pm

Danny Murray Show 9pm

Malik & Skipper Beats or DJ Tony

MON - Open Mic w/Adam Bowen, 9pm; TUE - Kanoa & Shawn of Gomega, 10pm; WED - Hoku, 9pm

Nils & Anastasia 8:30-11:30pm

Dr. Nat, 8:30-11:30pm

MON - Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 8:30-11:30pm

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

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845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

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136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

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843 Waine’e St., Lahaina, 667-9616. Kahana Terrace Restaurant - Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m. Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399. Kimo’s - Sam Ahia, Wed.-Sat., 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. Leilani’s On The Beach - Crazy Fingers, Thu, 3:30 - 5:30 p.m.; JD & Friends, Fri-Sat, 2:30-5:30 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m; Wed Jarret Robak 3:30 - 5:30 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495. Mango Cafe - Live entertainment, Fri.-Sun, 5-7 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Ka’anapali, 667-1929. Maui Brewing Co. - Nino Toscano, Thu-Fri; Kawika Lum Ho, Sat; Damien Awai/ Kawika Lum Ho, Sun; Brian Haia, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho, Tue; Damien Awai, Wed. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473. Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Trevor Jones, Tue. & Thu., 5:30-8:30 p.m.; AnRil, Wed., 5:30-8:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. Pioneer Inn - Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Greg Di Piazza, Wed, 6-9 p.m.; Captain Billy Bones, Tue, 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Piano Music with Shiro Mori - Thu., Darrin Lenett - Fri, Gene Argel Mon. -Tue., Angie Carr, Wed., all shows 6-8 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant - Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques, Thu; Kincade Basques, Fri, Sat, Mon and Tues; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed. All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500. WM – Live music nightly, 6-9:30 p.m.; Mon, Wed, Fri, Sat, On the Rocks; Thu, Benoit Jazz Works. 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898.

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CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Fri; Ron Kuala’au, 6 p.m. 1237 L Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774. Brigit & Bernard's Gardencafe - Live entertainment. 335 Hoohana St., Kahului. Café Marc Aurel - Sat; Shimmy Nights Transport yourself to realms of the Mysterious and Exotic with Live Belly Dance performances. Two shows 7 p.m. & 8 p.m. Mon, Express Yourself with Music, Song, Poetry Open Mic Night, 7:30 p.m. all shows no cover. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. Mañana Garage - Nightly Neto & Friends, Latin music, 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 8730220. Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything on Maui: Conveyor-belt sushi. Live Music every Wed, 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744. Unisan - Sushi and more. Mon, Tue & Thu; Billy. Wed, Fri & Sat; Allen. All performances 6-8 (or 9)p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI Jacque’s - Live Jazz, Mon, 5 p.m.120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844. Livewire Cafe - Various Artists, Fri-Sat and Wed, 9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. Moana Cafe - Hula Honeys, vintage and contemporary Hawaiian music with elegance and aloha. Live Jazz, Wed; Anik, Fri; Benoit Jazz,6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI ■ EMBASSY VACATION RESORT 104 KA’ANAPALI SHORES, LAHAINA, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Live music, Thu and Wed; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon and Tue. All sets from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. ■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 NOHEA KAI DR, LAHAINA, 661-1234 Weeping Banyan Lounge: Live music nightly 6:30-9:30 p.m. directly following the torch lighting ceremony. ■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0011 Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages: Illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 5 p.m. Free hula show, 6:30-7:30 nightly. Tiki Courtyard Of Ka’anapali Beach Hotel: Live

music featuring Alanui with Uncle Rudi, nightly from 6:30 p.m. Sun, Hula show, 6:30 p.m. ■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 NOHEA KAI DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 667-1200 Nalu’s: Kawika Lum Ho, Sat, 5:30-7:30 p.m. ■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Hawaiian Music: Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Kincaid Basques Fri-Sat, Mon-Tue; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m. ■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA ONE RITZ-CARLTON DRIVE, KAPALUA, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Live music, 6-10 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae,Tue-Sat, 6:15-9:45 p.m. Kapalua Indoor Theater: Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Concerts series features traditional Hawaiian music. Every Wed 7:30 p.m. Tickets: $40 visitor and $30 kama`aina rate. 1888-669-3858. ■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 KEKAA DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 661-3611 Live Hawaiian music, 6-8pm Thu-Sat in the Royal Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian song and dance at 5 nightly. ■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/hula dancers, 6-8 nightly; Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly. ■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 667-2525 Tropica: Happy hour music: Wilmont Kahaialii, Thu, 3-6 p.m. & Tue, 3-5 p.m.; Mitch Kepa, Fri, Mon & Wed, 3-6 p.m.; Ron Santiago, Sun, 3-6 p.m.; Nightly Music 6-9 p.m. Scott Baird, Thu; Steve Sargenti, Fri & Sat; Derek Elaban, Sun; Margie Heart, Mon; Brian Haia, Tue; Kalani Smythe, Wed.

■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA East Wing- Live music with Marti Kluth playing classical, pop, and Jazz piano 6:30 p.m. -8 p.m., Wed Lower Courtyard- Live music with Jamie Lawerence and a Hawaiian band 6:30 p.m.-8 p.m., Wed ■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-1922 Hawaiian Entertainment w/hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradise & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. ■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace: Live Hawaiian contemporary music by Lono, Mon-Tue; Bobby Krueger, WedThu; Mahalo Greg, Fri; Rama Camarillo, Sat; Mondo Kane, Sun. All sets 6-9 p.m. ■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 MAKENA ALANUI, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m.; Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. and 6-8 p.m., Mon-Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m.

EAST MAUI ■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI HANA, 248-8211 Hawaiian Music in Paniolo Lounge: Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.

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SOUTH MAUI ■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:30-7:30 p.m. w/hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Nils & Anastasia (of VooDoo Suns) live & unplugged Mon and Sat, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:3011:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly. ■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, Live Music, Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m.; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly. ■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-4100 Cafe Ciao Restaurant. Live music with Toshomee 6:30 p.m. -9:30 p.m.Thu-Sat.s

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Aloha Jungle Lanai. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Patrick Major, Tue & Thu. All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Kenny Roberts, Sun & Mon.; Kaleo Cullen with hula show by Cora, Tue.; Keoki Ruiz, Wed.; Kawika Lum Ho, Thu.; Kaleo Cullen, Fri.; Louis Lambert, Sat. All sets 69 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd, 891-8860. Yorman’s By The Sea – All That Jazz Band, WedSun 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.

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Where people are at (mentally or physically) is as much an influence on how they see the world as who they are, overall. Keep that in mind this week, when you encounter some diverse viewpoints which are practically incompatible with your own. They may be more moment—or location—dependent than you think, though, and therefore subject to change. Give folks a chance. They’re just circling the block and looking at the scenery. They’ll come back around to where you are eventually. Give them some time.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) You’re at risk now of being totally swamped—by emotion, paperwork or unfinished projects. Treading water isn’t going to do it—you’ve got to be proactive and eliminate some of the things threatening to drown you before they do just that. Next week’s New Moon is a great time to start with a semiblank slate and set yourself up for a productive couple of weeks, but that’ll only work if you’re not trapped beneath the unproductive detritus of the last month or so. What can you get rid of, Cancer? Better decide quickly, then cut it before you’re pinned beneath it. Leos have an unfortunate tendency to throw money at their problems, or at whatever obstacles appear in their paths. First of all, your budget can’t always afford that kind of no-brainer resolution. Secondly, it makes your life occasionally easier than it ought to be, thereby keeping you from realizing your full potential. There are times when your wallet is the only effective solution, and other times when ingenuity, hard work and resourcefulness are a better substitute.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Last week I wrote about finding someone who’ll deeply respect, appreciate and support you, but I’m worried now that I wasn’t entirely clear. After all, you can’t go up to some stranger, tell them how fantastic you are, and hope that everything will fall naturally into place after that. What I meant to say is that there’s almost certainly someone who already respects and adores you, even if you haven’t exactly noticed. Find them, and thrill them (and yourself) by letting them in.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Have you lost something, Venus? I’m not talking about your wallet—this is more along the lines of your virginity or your mind, though not as big a deal as either of those. Even though what you’re missing isn’t as concrete as your car keys or that pen you were just using, you should still adopt the same search strategies. Think back to the last time you remember having it. Retrace your steps. You can get back what you’ve lost (or what’s been taken from you), but only if you look. Give up before you’ve begun and I’ll guarantee: it’s probably lost forever.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Weirdly, your desire for forward progress and evolution is totally at odds with your craving for new horizons and opportunities this week. Perhaps this is just you getting focused and resisting the kinds of distractions a general expansion of your world would produce. Or perhaps you’re worried that your commitment to your current path isn’t strong enough to resist those temptations. In any case, are you really on the right track? It might be, but you better be sure, or you’re going to have spend time doubling back to head up one of the alternative routes, later on, when you figure your shit out. You’re notoriously gimmick-resistant. That’s fortunate, because this week you’re likely to encounter some doozies. Lame-ass come-on lines, bullshit sob stories, and too-good-to-be-true promises will be flying in all directions around you, and you’re bound to get caught in the crossfire. Just do your best not to get too agitated by all this real-time spam. The people employing these cliché tactics are just too dopey or pathetic to know better. Compassion, or at least neutrality, is probably a better response than anger, which would only, perversely, encourage them.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) I know you try to control your temper, but there are times when your honest rage is the only appropriate response. Who are you trying to protect, after all? Get mad, damn it. You ought to be. It’s one thing to be forgiving and compassionate, it’s another to let yourself be used or taken advantage of with such frequency. Don’t act as if you haven’t been cooperating in your own exploitation. You have. But now it’s time to break free of that shit, and, therefore, a little fury is required. Let yourself go there, finally. It’s about time.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) I’ve definitely lost many hours of my life to video games and computer stuff. That’s probably not the best use of my time, in the grand scheme of things, but they were enjoyable hours, nonetheless, and certainly entertaining. Not every minute of every day has to be productive and positive and forward-moving. It’s nice when you can manage that, but if you’re having fun, it’s okay to let some time slip through the cracks without actually getting you anywhere. Keep that in mind this week. If you’re having enough fun, it’s okay to relax and enjoy it, at least for now. It’s when you’re having too much fun for too long that you can get into trouble.

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Don’t force things. Sometimes someone just isn’t in a position to figure out how cool you are. S/he needs time to come around, and s/he’s certainly not going to realize it while you’re shoving your unique talents in his or her face. That’ll just make you look desperate. Now’s the time to be cool and collected. Play hard to get. I know, that’s a challenge, because s/he’s not exactly chasing you. But s/he might, if s/he sees you receding into the distance. S/he also might not—that’s a risk. But if that’s the case, s/he’d never be that into it, no matter how hard you pushed it. So relax. It’s the only viable way, anyway.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Some things just aren’t worth your time. It’s not that they’re out of your reach. Quite the contrary; they’re actually extremely easy—provided you’re willing to put in the time. But we’re talking so much time that it just might not be the best idea for you, especially given your general state of impatience. This is like one of those amusement park rides that you wait an hour in line for, ride the thing for 90 seconds, then wonder if there was a point to it at all. Sometimes it’s just better to ditch the line and go make your own fun.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Listen to that rain come down. It’s pouring outside your window. You’re sitting there enjoying the sound when you realize: you forgot to stop at the store. That means that whatever hedonistic pleasure you were planning on enjoying tonight—be it cookies, a DVD or a bubble bath—probably won’t happen, since you forgot to get the requisite supplies. You’re in a quandary now! Is it worth a little discomfort in order to enjoy the luxuries you’d planned? Or would you rather endure the distress of not having them? CAERIEL@YAHOO.COM

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It’s an adage that needs updating, for it seems to me there are three things in this world of which you can be certain: death, taxes and break-ups. Nowadays, I would venture to say that most of us who have experienced the pure bliss and euphoric highs of falling in love have also descended into the depths and agonizing hell by having our heart ripped out of our chest, thrown onto the sidewalk and smashed into a pulpy mess. Apparently, the bitter end of relationships also turns out to be a good marketing tool. A quick Google search for “breakups” yields no less than 1.82 million results for how to survive through them or get your lover back, how to reconcile your finances, where to place the blame and which celebrities are doing it in style. Then there’s The Break Up, the new “romantic” comedy with Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn that depicts the wretched snowballing effect one breakup has on a two-year relationship gone sour. Witness the painfully petty antics and gruesome games one couple goes through, proving they can hate with the same intensity with which they once loved each other! Now that’s entertainment. And naturally, there are tons of books on the subject. Like last year’s It’s Called a Breakup Because It’s Broken: The Smart Girl’s Breakup Buddy by Greg Behrendt, the author of that annoyingly over-hyped self-help guide He’s Just Not That Into You, and his wife, Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt. In the book, the happily married couple (blech!) provides tips on how to get over Revisionist Romance Disorder and Dumper’s Remorse, how to get out of bed and not hide at the bottom of a pint of Ben & Jerry’s Chunky Monkey, how to divvy up the mutual friends, how to not answer calls from the ex, including ringtones to program into your cell phone so you don’t pick up late night booty calls, notes on rebounding and buying a vibrator, and even a recipe for brownies to make in appreciation of your poor friends who have to put up with you during this excruciating phase of often embarrassing conduct. My general modus operandi of breakup behavior entails about a month of hibernation, wherein I soak in bubble baths and the occasional bottle (or case, let’s be honest) of vino, listen to Mazzy Star and Sade, read lovelorn poetry to myself—my heartbroken favorites being from the compilations To Hell With Love and Kiss Off: Poems to Set You Free—and excessive crying, after which I move as far away from the scene of the crime as possible. Oh, and lots and lots of chocolate. But everyone deals with a break-up in different ways—whether they adeptly recover from it and move on with lessons learned, or end up forever tormenting the rest of the dating pool with exponentially increasing self-esteem issues and unresolved relationship baggage. “Joe,” a 30-something welder from California, told me his recent break-up happened over the phone. He and his girlfriend had been going out for eight months when he got recruited to Maui for a job. Two months later, his lady-in-“waiting” said she could wait no more and dumped him. At this point, he doesn’t even want to consider friendship. He’s bummed but resigned about the whole thing. “You can’t beat yourself up about it,” he said, over a beer at the Tiki Lounge in Kihei just two days after the break-up. “If it’s good enough for her, it’s gotta be good enough for me, right?” Obviously, not everyone is as decisive. One high school teacher I met at LuLu’s, “Bob,” said he and his girlfriend of six years have broken up three times in the past month. But the reason for the break-ups—infidelity on her part, he said—is not as harrowing as the reason for the reconciliations. “It’s better than being alone,” he said, staring at my cleavage. “Besides, I would rather find someone better while I’ve got something going on with someone else so I’m not ‘desperado.’” Yeah… I’m gonna pass on that drink, Bob. Thanks. Samantha Campos is pleased to discover that she has not yet succumbed to presbycusis and is therefore in the market for the 17-kilohertz Mosquitotone so she can text message all her friends during class. MTW

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Brand New Wailuku Studio For Rent! • Nice New Unit with Hardwood Floors • Only 4 Houses from the Ocean! • A/C, Utilities, Cable, & Hi-Speed Internet (plug-in & wireless included!) • Full Kitchen w/ dishwasher, microwave, ceiling fan, washer/dryer, disposal

Telephone with FREE Long Distance INCLUDED!!!

No Smoking, $975 plus $475 available June 1st - Call 283-0512 MAUI TIME WEEKLY

JUNE 15, 2006

PAYDAY LOANS - CASH LOAN NOW

CASH ON THE SPOT

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NEED MONEY! Come in or call NOW! 242-5555

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46 North Market Street, Wailuku

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PROFESSIONAL MASSAGE THERAPY WARM TOWELS, HOT STONES AND AROMA THERAPY INCLUDED IN EACH MASSAGE

Massage Packages & Gift Certificates Available

Wailea•Kihei Makawao•Lahaina

High-quality, complete prescription eyeglasses with high-index, hard-coated lenses, +case, for $19. Rimless, stainless steel, memory titanium, children’s frames, bifocals, progressives, sunglass tints. etc. http://19DOLLAREYEGLASSES.COM. (AAN CAN)

808.276.4130 Trained at the Mayo Clinic Rochester, MN

BURTON FEINERMAN, M.D.

South Kihei 1 bed/1 bath condo. Totally remodeled. 1 block to Kamaole One beach $279,000

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Two Locations Wailuku

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Kihei

MAUI’S BIGGEST & BEST COIN & STAMP STORE- STICKERS FOR BANDS! GAMING CENTER! GOING OUT OF BUSINESS On The UPside with TERI SALE! MAUI’S HOTTEST “CALL-IN” RADIO PROGRAM Tune in every FRIDAY at our NEW TIME *NOON* on KAOI 1110 AM. Call in 808-242-7800.

PC Gaming-XBox 360s-Gamecube-PS2-52” HDTV’s-Vintage Arcade Games-Open Late Every Night! VERSUS located in Azeka Shopping Center, Kihei, 891-2005 www.versusonline.net

ADULT MODELS WANTED We sell for you on EBAY! Men & Women, 18+ Visit us at hawaiianstyleproductions.com

Web Auctions Hawaii 242-4567

Dr. Robert Ley Comprehensive Pain Management

Spinal Trauma and Orthopedic Injuries Automobile and Occupational Injuries Chronic Neck and Back Pain Shoulder, Knee, and Hip Pain

Save 20-70% on most items including Collectable Old Coins, Collectable Old Stamps, Sports Memorabilia and Flags From Around the World. Island Coins & Stamps, Wharf Cinema Center, 3rd Floor, Lahaina, 667-6155

Sweet Life Fruit Company Gift Baskets, Fruit Baskets & Flowers

1,000 full color sticker special $239. We do custom stickers. TheBumpersticker.com 1-877873-9626. (AAN CAN)

HIGHEST CASH DOLLARS for your cameras, ukuleles, big diamonds, fine watches, Hawaiiana, musical instruments, fine jewelry, & gold. Kamaaina Loan 242-5555

Delivered on Maui or shipped worldwide. Sweet Life Fruit Co. 808-27SWEET (277-9338) or (662-9338) www.mauifruitbasket.com

Air Maui Helicopter Tours 2 for 1 Special!

Accepting most insurance plans, including

HMSA, UHA, Tri-West, No Fault, Work Comp

West Maui/Molokai Special. Only Air Maui offers this incredible flight! Call now for your 2 for 1 Kama’aina special or special visitor rate! Expires Dec. 31, 2006. For reservations call 877-7005

Located in Kukui Mall

1819 S. Kihei Rd. Suite D-101, Kihei 874-5141

June 15th

June 16th

June 17th

RETRO Thursday w/ DJ Zeek

Paula Fuga w/ One Love Ohana Band

Flirt w/ DJ LX & Mark EZ & H-Boogie

June 18th

TEEN NIGHT

June 19th

Grammy Nominee

Willie K

June 20th

June 21st

SOUTH MAUI DIVAS W/DJ SKINNY GUY

DOLLA BOLLA DRINKS

w/DJ LX, Markez, and Boogie Man Productions

FISHING ACTION! STOP WISHIN’ & GO FISHIN’ 42’ BERTRAM SPORTFISHERS

RATED #1

Maui: (808) 667-2774 KONA: (808) 327-1265

TOLL FREE 1-800-590-0133