10.48 Stewards of The Earth, May 24, 2007, Volume 10, Issue 48, MauiTime

I MAY 24, 2007

I VOLUME 10

I ISSUE 48

I MAUITIME.COM

I FREE EVERY THURSDAY

I

MAUI’S ONLY LOCALLY OWNED INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER

THIS WEEK AT JIM FALK MOTORS

00 TOYOTA RAV 4

AUTO, LOADED! MFP HFT-529/44317

$10,995

05 JEEP WRANGLER AUTO, NWD-639/44116

03 INFINITI G35

05 CHEVY ASTRO VAN

AUTO, LOADED! JZC-675

AUTO, GREAT FOR FAMILY! NTV-553/44107

$20,9 95

99 FORD EXPLORER 5 speed, 4WD, MJY-711/44353

$15,995

02 MITSUBISHI ECLIPSE GS AUTO, LOADED! MNZ-066/44366

5 9 9 , 8 $

07 NISSAN FRONTIER

C/CAB, SE, AUTO, MRH-561/44427

5 9 9 , 7 $

99 CADILLAC SEVILLE AUTO, LOADED, 44340

5 9 9 , 7 $

00 FORD FOCUS SE

4DR, AUTO, NICE! MGR-204/44126

$23,995

06 FORD F150 SUPER CAB AUTO, STX, LOADED! MPL-346/44130

$19,995

93 FORD TAURUS

4 DR, AUTO, LOADED! XUE-110/83993

$5,995

99 FORD TAURUS 4 DR SEDAN MHJ-872

06 MAZDA MIATA MX5 HFT-384

01 HYUNDAI ELANTRA

4 DOOR, 5 SP, NICE! MRL-449/44106

$5,995

GAS SAVER, ECONOMY, 44055

$9,995

97 MAZDA B2300 MEC-792/44284

5 9 9 $23,

$4,995

05 CHEVY COLORADO EXT CAB 03 LAND ROVER DISCOVERY AUTO, LOADED, MMR-074

HSE 7, V8, AUTO, LEATHER, MMY-917/44385

$19,995

$16,995

05 NISSAN FRONTIER KING CAB SE 03 CHEVY CAVALIER LS AUTO, MRG-268

LOW MILES! 44098/MKM324

$17,995

07 FORD FREESTYLE LOADED, AUTO, AC, 44119

$4,495

$2,995

$15,995

05 FORD FOCUS

$18,995

03 JEEP WRANGLER MMJ-719/44490

$11,895

5 9 9 , 8 $

04 CHRYSLER SEBRING LXI CONV, AUTO, SHARP! MRF-363/44124

5 9 9 , 2 1 $

03 CADILLAC ESCALADE LOADED! 44043

5 9 9 , 0 $3

Prices plus 4.16% tax, lic., $195.00 Jim Falk Motors doc. fee. Credit on approval, not all customers will qualify for $20 down. Vehicles subject to prior sale. Cannot be combined with other offers. Sale ends one week from publication date.

2

MAY 24, 2007

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

Take the spirit of a championship-winning Honda sportbike to the water with the 2007 Honda AquaTrax R-12X. Its turbocharged engine and race-inspired quick-trim system are going to take you to a whole new level of fun. See this high-performance two-seat musclecraft at Honda Dealers today.

1161 Lower Main St. • Wailuku • 242-4000

JavaCollection SpicesCollection Sale $674.25

Reg. $899.00

Sale $486.75 Reg. $649.99

Sale $374.25

Reg. $499.99

Sit on it today, Sleep on it tonight!

#

Midas

PUUNENE

ALAMAHA

DAIRY RD. HUKILIKE

HANA HWY.

AIRPORT

Sale $336.75

WAKEA

285 HUKILIKE ST. • KAHULUI

Reg. $449.00

(Behind Midas, Off Wakea)

871–6406

Store Hours: Tue-Fri 10-5pm, Sat 10-2pm

www.mauifutons.com

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

Since 1985

MAY 24, 2007

3

CONTENTS

MAILING ADDRESS: 33 N. Market St., Ste. 201 Wailuku, HI 96793 office (808) 244-0777 • fax (808) 244-0446 www.mauitime.com

Position (& TV show we’d like to see come back) Editor: Anthony Pignataro anthony@mauitime.com (The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show) Associate Editor: Samantha Campos sam@mauitime.com (The Young Ones or Twin Peaks) Calendar Editor: Liliana Begley calendar@mauitime.com (Welcome Back, Kotter)

VOLUME 10 • ISSUE 48

COVER STORY

ONO KINE GRINDS

12

14

• Stewards of the Earth

• Love at First Byte At Maui Swiss Cafe, the Internet and good food really do splice – by Liliana Begley

Why some of Hawai`i’s environmentalists and religious groups are hooking up – by Greg Mebel

15

MAUI COUNTY • Letters to the Editor • The Agenda • Eh Brah!

7

• Talking with Newt Gingrich

DA KINE CALENDAR 21 24

• Film: Bugged Bug ( ) – by Cole Smithey

• Rob Report Reality vs. Insanity: Will South Maui embrace golf links, or links to our past? – by Rob Parsons

• LC Watch

9 10 11

Advertising Executive: Brad Chambers brad@mauitime.com (Green Acres)

• This Week’s Picks

– by Greg Mebel

25 26

• Movies & Times • A&E: Pole-Dancing Mama Studio Butterfly provides a safe chrysalis for erotic transformation – by Liliana Begley

• The Maui10

27

• Coconut Wireless • Overheard

33 34 37 38 39

Classified Sales: Robin Williams robin@mauitime.com (Third Rock from the Sun) General Manager: Jennifer Russo jen@mauitime.com (Wonder Woman) Administrative Executive: Judy Toba judy@mauitime.com (Sex and the City or The A-Team) Administrative Assistant: Jennifer Brown jennbrown@mauitime.com (Beverly Hills 90210) Web Design: Bump Networks www.bumpnetworks.com Publisher: Tommy Russo tommy@mauitime.com (Magnum P.I.)

• The Grid & Calendar Listings MauiTime Weekly is published every Thursday by MauiTime Productions, Inc. Its contents are Copyright © 2007 by MauiTime Productions, Inc. All rights reserved.

Subscriptions are available at $70 per year.

Reproduction or use without permission is strictly prohibited. Maui Time Weekly may be distributed only by MauiTime Weekly’s authorized independent contractor.

MauiTime Weekly is valued at $.50 per copy and permits one complimentary copy per person. No person may, without written permission of MauiTime Weekly, take more than one copy of each weekly issue. All opinions expressed throughout MauiTime Weekly are those of the authors and not necessarily the same opinions as MauiTime Productions, Inc. and MauiTime Weekly.

CLASSIFIED

• News of the Weird • Ted Rall Cartoon • Maui TIME

Illustration: Guy Junker, Ron Pitts, Glenn Watson Photography: Daniel Bendjy, Bill Geoghegan, Sean M. Hower, Pietro Ortiz Intern: Kira Sabini Art Director: Wendy S. H. Ortiz wendy@mauitime.com (Sigmund and the Sea Monster) Production Assistants: Megan Baker, Anastasia Gilliam, Rae Jensan, Bryon Sparks

• Dining Listings Hours, locations and price ranges of Maui’s eateries

5 6

8

Contributing Writers: Caeriel Crestin, Greg Mebel, Rob Parsons, Ted Rall, Chuck Shepherd, Cole Smithey

• Personals • Classified Listings • Sign Language • HoloHolo Girl • Mind, Body & Spirit

Deadlines: Display Advertising: Friday Noon Classified: Monday 4pm Calendar: Monday Noon

Getting bugged out in Bug, p. 24

Circulation: 18,000 copies of the MauiTime Weekly

Cover Design: Wendy S. H. Ortiz

Full Service

NAIL SALON

Let Karri Help You Find

YOUR NEW STYLE! • Hair, Skin & Nails • Specializing in Body Waxing • Licensed Cosmetologist for 23 years • Cosmetology Instructor

ASK ABOUT OUR S! NT KAMA’AINA DISCOU

Karri

10% DISCOUNT FOR NEW CLIENTS

INTERNET PRICES WITH LOCAL SERVICE

BOUNTY MUSIC BIG !

T U O W O BL

Y T N U O B

OVER 50% OFF SELECTED ITEMS

call for your appointment

Zildjian Cymbals

•Manicures •Pedicures •Waxing •Artificial Nails

25-50% OFF

La Fleur Plumeria Dolphin Plaza Suite 116 2395 S. Kihei Road

(808) 879-8689 7 days a week 9am-7pm

4

MAY 24, 2007

EPIPHONE/OVATION Guitars 35% OFF

PLAY NOW with 6 MONTHS Same as Cash NO MONEY DOWN (O.A.C.) $300 minimum Guitar – Ukulele – Keyboard – Drums – LESSONS, REPAIRS, RENTALS 101 Ka‘ahumanu Ave. • Kahului 877-1446

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

Serving Maui Since 1979

Sale Ends 5-31-07

While supplies last!

111 Hana Hwy. • Kahului 871-1141 • www.ukes.com

LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR THE WORD FROM HANA As an avid fan of Maui Time, and bringing it to Hana for years, I would like to share some light and delight of Hamoa Beach. The service drive is exactly that, servicing emergency vehicles, police and fire, which has been utilized many times (“Road No Longer Traveled, May 10, 2007).

Hotel Hana-Maui also offers a hotel shuttle service (to drop off and pick up) guests, also deliver food and supplies, [if] needed. It needs the accessibility for the engineering and landscaping to fix, maintain and beautify the hotel-owned land, there is limited space.

Within ADA guidelines, the drive has been opened for assistance with individuals whom are disabled, and other special circumstances. Imagine an ambulance or rescue vehicle being blocked in or out for public access.

-Lopaka, former beach attendant, via email

Celebrate the 2007 International Festival of Canoes

Wait a minute—wasn’t the point sold by the hotel’s present owners, too? Along with the pastures fronting the ocean to Lehoula Beach? And how about Maka‘alae? Hana’s coastline is going to be posted with big “NO TRESPASSING” signs... This means me... and you... and your children... and their children, too. Auwe.

-Alberta de Jetley, via email So what’s the deal with you guys bashing the Hotel Hana-Maui one week and then gushing over their restaurant the next (“For the Love of Pumpkin,” May 17, 2007)?

Forgive me, but that looked a little odd.

-Anonymous, via email

Lahaina Cannery Mall Lahaina • 667-2558

Whalers Village Kaanapali • 667-4070

Maui Marriot Resort Kaanapali • 667-2171

Women’s Health Care

The Editor explains: Believe it or not, it looked odd to us, too. But it was just random chance. In fact, the reporters for both pieces happened to be at Hotel Hana-Maui on the same day, covering their respective stories, and didn’t even know it.

Well-Woman Exams Birth Control Cervical & Breast Cancer Screening HPV Vaccine Surgical & Medical Abortion Caring Confidential Affordable Accepting most insurance plans

Hamoa Beach is truly one of the most beautiful beaches in Hawai‘i and a swim at Hamoa is always on my “must do” list whenever I visit Hana.

Liliana Begley’s article in your May 10th issue (“Road No Longer Traveled”) was an eye-opener!

As far as I can remember, and I originally moved to Hana to live in 1969, there have always been questions about the public’s access to the beach. Since Hana Ranch and Hotel Hana-Maui have gone through several changes in ownership over the years, it may be time for the County of Maui and the state to step in and officially condemn a right of way to Hamoa.

Owners come and go and their policies are like the ocean: ever-changing.

I don’t want to go to Hamoa this summer and be told, “Sorry, we changed the rules. You may not walk down our pathway and you certainly may not use our access road. We suggest you swim in from the point.”

140 Ho‘ohana St., Ste 303. Kahului (above Blockbuster Video) Maui Time welcomes letters com-

menting on our coverage, but only if they’re complimentary. If you still wish to complain about something, please have the decency to use plenty of bad punctuation

and

grammar—that

makes it easier for us to make fun of you when we respond. We also reserve the right to edit your letters.

Send your letters to the editor via email (letters@mauitime.com), regular mail (Letters to the Editor, Maui Time Weekly, 33 N. Market St., Ste. 201,

Ann Rahall, MD

808-871-1176

Board Certified Gynecologist

DISCOUNT PLUS VARIETY • CONVENIENCE • BRAND NAMES

MEMORIAL WEEKEND SALE!

Wailuku, HI 96793-1742) or fax (808-

All TVs 30-70% OFF

244-0446). All correspondence must include your full name, hometown and phone number.

*Ask about free delivery

Select Clothing Buy 1 Get 1 Free!

Great savings on Bikes, Furniture and More!

MON THRU SAT 10-7 SUN 10-5

840 Wainee St. #4, Lahaina (808) 667-7555

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

MAY 24, 2007

5

BOYCOT T SEAFOOD FROM CANADA!

Every y Friday y @ NOON on n KAOII 1110 0 AM

On The UPside

Taking care of an ailing parent?

Oh My Gosh you need to tune in to this Friday’s show

with

Call 242-7800 or 866-982-7800

Teri Teri

www.ontheupsidewithteri.com email: teriontheupside@aol.com

SPONSORS: Pe ter Max Gallery, Certified Sound, Chez Paul’s Restaurant, Retriever Payment Systems, Lahaina Store Grill and Oyster Bar, Kaimanas Beach Hale, E & O Trading Company Restaurant, Aloha Island Dermatology, Pacific Island Tire, Da iry Queen/Orange Julius, AHA Productions, Suzie’s Tips and Toes, Wingdow LLC Bird Gyms & Stands, Dan’s Green House, Maui Reef Encounters, 808 Classifieds, Dante’s Italian Eatery

I S T H E R E R E A L LY A N U P S I D E T O A L L T H I S M A D N E S S ?

We do it right the first time •Super 44 Flowmaster Sale $100 + installation •Mufflers starting at $55 for most cars + installation •Custom exhaust pipe bending from 11/2” to 3” Stainless steel or aluminized pipe

“If we do not have it in stock, we will order it for you” www.MauiCustomExhaust.com 227-A Kawaipuna Place, Wailuku

242-7131

PUMP DON’T DUMP IN OUR OCEAN WATERS!

ST O P T H E S L A U G H T E R O F 3 5 0 , 0 0 0 B A B Y H A R P S E A L S I N C A N A D A !

’S VICTORIA SECRET CK OVERSTO

SAVE 30 to 50% OFF Also:

THEAGENDA Board of Variances and Appeals Thurs., May 24, 1:30 p.m.

Still going on about that chainlink fence in Wailuku. Fight the power! Free the fence! I’m sooo going to be there.

Planning Conference Room, Kalana Pakui Building, 250 S. High Street, Wailuku

Maui Redevelopment Board Fri., May 25, 1 p.m.

Public, testify!

The Maui Redevelopment Agency will deal with the “municipal parking lot redevelopment”—the big hot-button issue in Wailuku Town. Think of it as your chance to beg from county officials for more reasonable parking. The dance of cars every two hours on Market and Main in avoidance of Maui Police Officer Keith Taguma and his parking ticket pad would be a lot funnier if we all dressed as

clowns, but it’s not a bad show as it stands. Let’s encourage some sanity and push for smart growth.

Planning Department Hearing Room, Kalana Pakui Building, 250 S. High St., Wailuku (For more info, visit www.mauicounty.gov/boards/agendas.php) -Kira Sabini

• Silver Jeans • Flojos

EH BRAH!

• Consignment Clothing & Jewelry

Send anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations (which we reserve the right to edit), deleting the names of the guilty and innocent to “Eh Brah!” c/o Maui Time Weekly, 33 N. Market St, Ste. 201, Wailuku, HI 96793 or email to

ehbrah@mauitime.com (You can also hear a dramatic reading of Eh Brah! every Friday night on Monkey Spankers, which airs 7 p.m.-midnight on The Point 101.1 FM)

310 Alamaha, #3 • Kahului 893-5473

ONLY 2 !

T xBs LEF city

30 mpg highway 34 mpg

Price plus $195 documentation fee, registration fee and State of Hawaii sales tax. Price based on a manual transmission.

Mileage Per Gallon based on automatic transmission using EPA highway rating. *Cash card with purchase of 2006 XA or XB.

6

MAY 24, 2007

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

I felt shock and dismay as I watched you. Walking to my car in the grocery store parking lot, I watched you—a store employee—collecting shopping carts. You seemed to be doing a good job, until I saw you take a bag of fast food trash that was in one of the carts and throw it on the ground. Brah, we usually blame tourists for disrespecting like that, but you were no tourist. I was outraged—so much so that I grabbed my cell phone and called the store manager. After I explained what I just saw, all your “manager” could say was “uh huh, ok.” “What?” I asked. “You’re not upset? Are you going to do anything about it? Do you even care?” All I got in reply was more monotone grunting. Here’s a thought: how about the both of you become tourists here and take your disgusting, thoughtless behavior somewhere else.

MAUICOUNTY

BY GREG MEBEL GREG@MAUITIME.COM

Talking with Newt Gingrich

MAUI TIME WEEKLY: Thanks for calling.

NEWT GINGRICH: I first want to say that you live in an incredible place. In fact, I think it’s where I want to retire.

MTW: Well, you know what they say, if you want to get in, get in now.

The prices are actually, well, stabilizing believe it or not.

MTW: So why take on Pearl Harbor?

GINGRICH: Well, you know, when Bill Forstchen and I developed a really fun, three-version history on the civil war starting with Gettysburg, we really enjoyed it. And when we

FACIALS •European Facial $75

•Oxygen Facial $85

•Microdermabrasion Treatment $125

270 DAIRY ROAD • MAUI MARKETPLACE

877-1500

MTW: You mentioned in the Contract with America that one of the problems we face today is the “entrenched lobbyists and entrenched bureaucracies.” There was actually a bill in Hawai‘i addressing this. It was called the “Hawai‘i Clean Elections” bill and it gave publicly raised monies to citizens interested in campaigning for public office.

Do you think something like that is a good idea?

GINGRICH: Well I think it would be a good idea to have a tax credit Newt: doesn’t like the nuts for political donations. I think if you say to people thought of what to do next, we had two that the first $250 you give to political very different reasons for approaching candidates is a tax credit, you dramaticalPearl Harbor. The first, is that we believe ly increase middle-class participation. You that the Pacific is the real center of the don’t want to have federal or state funding 21st century and so we think that helping for this reason. You’ll have an amazing Americans look at Japan, Korea, China, number of people who are nuts, you know, India, Indonesia, Malaysia, Singapore, who show up just to get the money. But if Australia, the Philippines—sort of drawyou say to people, “We’ll let you contribute ing them, if you will, into the Pacific would to a political candidate that makes sense. be fun. And second is that Pearl Harbor We’ll give you the first $250 as a tax creditself is such a unique moment in history. it,” I think you will dramatically span the It has so many lessons for the President newer people who are engaged in conand it was such a horrific single change it tributing and you’ll create a huge middlejust proves our case of active history and class base of support. Something like that so we just couldn’t resist. We really spent would be very appealing and would, over a year developing the book we hope frankly, give middle-class candidates a

chance to offset the power of the rich in trying to buy elections.

MTW: You also recently wrote a book about green conservatism. What would the first three steps be that you would take as a conservative environmentalist?

GINGRICH: Look, you know, green conservatives would develop some serious incentives for the changes we want. I’d like to see a refundable tax credit for land conservation that you could actually transfer to the people. I’d like to see a prize for the development of the first hydrogen-based car so we can dramatically reduce carbon loading in the atmosphere, and I’d be willing to put up to a billion dollars up tax-free for the first mass-produced car that could stand up to the challenges of being a hydrogen rather than a petroleum-based car. I’d like to see tax incentives in favor of dramatically more solar, wind and other types of power.

MTW: Have you met with Senator Fred Hemmings?

GINGRICH: No, I look forward to seeing him.

MTW: He’s promoting hydrogen-based power in Hawai‘i.

GINGRICH: I will track him down because we’ll be in Oahu Friday, Saturday and Sunday with Sean Hannity and Ollie North. So we will find him and we will meet with him.

Gingrich will speak and sign copies of Pearl Harbor on Wed., May 30 at 6 p.m. at Borders Books in Kahului. MTW

NAMED MAUI’S BEST ADULT STORE

Calling all Desperate Housewives We’re Bringing

SEXY back!

Love is a piece of cake and we have all the frosting!

The

Love Shack

Open Daily 10-10

Photo: Nancy Kaszerman

GINGRICH: If they go down enough, I may be coming. We actually hope to talk to a realtor while we’re there.

There’s something about it that is as close to perfect as anywhere I’ve been.

people will really like it because it’s the first of a series on the Pacific War.

Just about everyone has heard the name Newt Gingrich. In 1995 he became the first Republican Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives in 40 years. Ostensibly elected on an anti-corruption platform, Gingrich and his minions quickly began a rollback of social, environmental and progressive legislation that continues to this day. But after just three years, the Atlanta Republican called it quits and left Congress.

Today Gingrich writes “alternative history” novels in which he and cowriters re-imagine historical figures and events in a different reality. This week, he’ll appear on Maui promoting his new novel Pearl Harbor. Last week I spoke with him by phone about writing, politics and how to keep the “nuts” from running for office:

*Same day booking only.

Subject to availability.

Kama‘aina friends and family!

Only one ID required.

KIHEI KALAMA VILLAGE 875-0303

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

MAY 24, 2007

7

ROBREPORT

BY ROB PARSONS ROBPARSONS@EARTHLINK.NET

Reality vs. Insanity Will South Maui embrace golf links, or links to our past?

Photo: Pietro Ortiz

More than 200 people gathered at Kihei Community Center on the evening of May 14 to hear the possible impacts of continued South Maui development. Many had driven past the corner of Mokulele and Pi‘ilani Highways, where a banner in bold letters shouted, “13,000 more houses?”

That’s according to regional data from the Maui County Planning Department on designated and proposed housing units.

Maui Tomorrow Foundation and SaveMakena.org organized the panel discussion, complete with great pupus. Six panelists gave answers to poignant questions regarding water, traffic, smart growth, affordable housing and distinctive cultural and botanical sites.

They may have been “preaching to the choir”—the audience seemed to resonate with calls to slow down and limit growth. Still, the educational evening provided a rational counterpoint to well-funded developer sales pitches and claims that more luxury housing is in Maui’s best interest.

Wailea 670/Honua‘ula was most often cited as creating the biggest impacts. The proposal for 1,400 new housing units, a private golf course and wastewater treatment facility is likely to face County Council Land Use Committee hearings next month on their pending applications.

But a groundswell of community concerns may cause the Wailea 670 developers to address tough questions regarding potential impacts, much as Makena Resort did in 2004 when County Council members attached 42 conditions to their rezoning requests.

8

Isaac Moriwake, an Oahu attorney with Earthjustice, addressed water issues.

Maui Tomorrow and Earthjustice are among the petitioners asking the State Water Commission to consider “designating” the stream waters of Na Wai Eha (‘Iao, Waikapu, Waiehu and Waihe‘e Streams) as a water management area. The groundwater of the ‘Iao Aquifer is already designated as such, having surpassed its sustainable yield of pumping to service Central and South Maui.

“Domestic water is tapped out,” said Moriwake. “It has been overdrawn for many years. Now there is a push to use the streams as a source. We need to support the streams and lo‘i [taro] and let the older generation know the party’s over. Don’t mortgage away our future.”

MAY 24, 2007

South Maui’s future

Moriwake said that treating Wailuku Water Company (formerly Wailuku Sugar and Wailuku Agribusiness) as a private water seller is, “antithetical to the State Constitution’s mandate that water be held in a public trust.”

Wailea 670’s representative has stated that their proposed development has “plenty of water” and will include a private water system. These assurances didn’t mollify Moriwake.

“There are many wells in South Maui, and all are brackish,” he said. “The water area is screaming for people to take action.

We need to ask some ‘get real’ questions such as, ‘Does the developer have the right to build in a desert?’”

Moriwake spoke of the need for a water availability rule, or a “Show me the water law” such as the one California instituted.

Councilmember Michelle Anderson, who chairs the Water Resources Committee, was in the audience and said that the Council is working on such a bill that would require a developer to provide complete water analysis and show that they have adequate water supply for the next 20 years.

Affordable housing was another big topic. Stan Franco of Housing for the Local Person said that even with the new Workforce Housing Policy passed last year—requiring 40-50 percent affordable units with any new development—“We’re in a crisis right now.” But he said cooperation is happening, and that an estimated 4,200 units are needed. He acknowledged that Councilmember Anderson was also working on an ordinance that would prioritize available water resources for affordable housing.

Maui Meadows resident Zach Franks, billed as a “smart growth” developer, said

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

the key to visioning is to ask if a project proposal will improve things or make them worse. He said that urban infill is less expensive, and enables towns to become more vital and richer. He suggested that maybe the Wailea 670 developer could put in 200 units, a hundred each of affordable and market price, and “call it a day.”

Dr. Lee Altenberg, a University of Hawai‘i at Manoa professor and chair of Maui’s Native Hawaiian Plant Society, showed a presentation of the remnant native dryland forest that exists on 110 of the parcel’s 670 acres. He noted that 24 native plant species are found in this ecosystem growing on an a‘a lava flow that dates back to 8300 B.C. Native wiliwili trees perhaps hundreds of years old are found here, as are awikiwiki and nehe—rare enough to be considered as candidates for listing as threatened and endangered species. see INSANITY, page 11

LC Watch Pineapple Booze!

It isn’t often you see the phrase “Sex On The Beach” in a Maui County Liquor Commission agenda, but it does happen from time to time. For instance, the commission’s May 9, 2007 hearing, which included a preliminary hearing— the first of two required of all prospective liquor licensees—for Hawaiian Islands Spirits.

Back in late March, Hawaiian Islands Spirits formed a partnership of sorts with Maui Land and Pineapple Co. to open a distillery in one of ML&P’s Kahului buildings and use pineapple juice to distill various alcoholic blends and “other than standard wine.” News of the agreement made all the big papers—including this one—but at least one Liquor Commissioner didn’t seem to have read about it. In fact, that commissioner—Chairperson Frances Meshulam—didn’t even seem to read Hawaiian Islands Spirits’ actual license application, which was sitting in front of her.

“Are you having problems with your lease?” Meshulam asked company vice president Robert Gunter.

“No ma’am,” Gunter said.

Meshulam frowned. “Well, usually an executed lease is the first thing you get,” she said.

Gunter paused. “We have an executed lease with Maui Pineapple Co.,” he said.

Oh. Eventually, Commissioner Curt Morimoto finally asked Gunter—in a roundabout way and without actually mentioning the words “Sex On The Beach”—why that was printed on the agenda.

Gunter replied that LC officials had suggested he list every possible drink his distillery might someday produce—Flavored Whisky, Melon Ball, Harvey Wallbanger, etc.—irrespective of whether he immediately planned to make them.

You know, just in case.

Oh. The panel approved Gunter’s preliminary application. His final public hearing should come up at the commission’s June meeting.

-Anthony Pignataro

MAUICOUNTY

Piiholo Stables

BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO ANTHONY@MAUITIME.COM

The Maui 10 Who’s the county’s most powerful player?

Service Industry Tuesdays ... SIT ON IT!

Island Ink Tattoos Paia & BODY PIERCING

579-9461

Riding Academy

RIDING LESSONS BENEFITS English & Western • Self Confidence • Leadership Skills • Private & Group • Self Esteem • Day Camps • Communication • Fun, Friendships & Joy! • Horse Care Classes 9 am to 7 pm daily Call Jillian 572-1789 •

RANK

PREVIOUS

COMPANY

1

1

Tesoro Hawai`i

2

2

Alexander & Baldwin

3

3

Weinberg Foundation

4

4

Maui Land & Pineapple Co.

5

5

Monsanto Hawai`i

6

8

Hawaiian Telcom

7

6

Dowling Co.

8

7

Goodfellow Brothers

9

9

Maui Electric Co.

10

10

Wailuku Water Co.

HT RISING Could it be possible?

Have the stars aligned in such a formation that would topple the existing power structure as we know it? “For the first time since its rebirth as an independent company two years ago,” the Honolulu StarBulletin reported on May 16, “Hawaiian Telcom has recorded a quarterly profit.” I was stunned, too, probably because I had grown used to reading the papers month after month after month and finding ever more news that HT—owned by Carlyle Group, one of the wealthiest and most powerful private equity firms in the world—could not even master its most elemental function, which was to answer the phone when customers called to complain about billing problems. But now, according to HT CEO Michael Ruley, all that is in the past. “We are building a stronger foundation going forward,” Ruley told the Star-Bulletin, which is a beautiful, though paradoxical and ultimately physically impossible, quote.

Maui Time Weekly Winner BEST TATTOO SHOP

100 Hana Hwy • Paia islandinktattoos.com

The Container Warehouse Solid Teak, Mohagany & Other Tropical Wood Furnishings

At Dairy Center on the corner of Hana Highway & Dairy Road To the right of Fed-Ex/Kinko’s and Las Pinatas

Bring this ad for additional 10% discount

358 Papa Place, Suite G, Kahului, HI 96732 (808) 877.0015 Open 7 days a week

THE PRICE IS NOT RIGHT Anyone who drives an automobile that feeds on petroleum-based fuel—the vast majority of drivers, I’m afraid to say—knows exactly why Tesoro Hawai`i is at the top of the food chain this week. Prices at the pump have topped $3.70 a gallon, and there’s no reason to believe they’ll drop any month soon. The May 17 Pacific Business News says the company’s stock price is rising just about as fast: on May 16, the release of a U.S. government gas supply report predict “tight supplies” and “higher consumption” are going to drive prices up, up and up, and that drove Tesoro stock price up two percent in just one day, to $116 a share. Can you imagine what the refiner’s quarterly reports are going to show profit-wise? It’s going to be a bitchin’ summer, I can feel it. MTW

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

MAY 24, 2007

9

MAUICOUNTY

COCONUT WIRELESS THE WEEK IN REVIEW

BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO ANTHONY@MAUITIME.COM

his 1,400-unit Wailea 670 project “Honua`ula.” I’m being glib here, but not much: according to the paper, Clifford Naeole, the Native Hawaiian cultural specialist who works for the Ritz-Carlton Kapalua, says Honua‘ula—which translates as “Red Earth”—has “always” been “the name of the area,” and thus it’s completely legitimate for Jencks to use as a name for his project. And he’s right, since it’s long been standard practice for developers, both here and on the mainland, to name their big residential developments after whatever natural or cultural features used to exist in the area before they brought in their bulldozers and asphalt pavers.

FRIDAY, May 18

WEDNESDAY, May 16 It seems like there are more tourists coming to Hawai‘i than ever before, but when I check the local papers I see nothing but bad news for Norwegian Cruise Lines (NCL). Last night the Honolulu Advertiser posted this little headline on its website: “Weak Hawai‘i cruise prices cited in NCL’s $61M loss.” That’s $61 million lost in just the first three months of 2007—in the same period last year, the cruise line lost just $28.8 million.

And it’s apparently all our faults—the Advertiser says we’ve “dragged down” NCL with our weak dollar and our “significant decrease” in ticket prices—so much so that NCL not only yanked its vaunted, beloved Pride of Hawaii out of Hawaiian waters, but it’s in the process of renaming it Norwegian Jade and it plans to send it to Europe in 2008. I hope you people are happy.

THURSDAY, May 17 In other news, The Maui News is reporting today that super-developer Charlie Jencks has gotten what passes for the official nod from the Native Hawaiian community that he can call

Three people email me the same thing this morning, which tells me something: I really need to stop giving out my email address to every nutcase, yahoo and esteemed member of the public I meet on the street. Anyway, their point was to direct me to a four-page statement dated Mar. 15 from federal Department of Transportation Maritime Administrator Sean T. Connaughton to the U.S. House of Representatives Subcommittee on Seapower and Expeditionary Forces— like I wouldn’t have eventually read it myself. The statement, which is every bit as fascinating as it sounds, contains a couple sentences that have special significance to us Hawai‘i residents: “The most recent project we approved was two passenger and vehicle fast ferries for Hawaii SuperFerry,” Connaughton told the subcommittee. After giving some static about how high-tech the ferries were, Connaughton described some of their alternate uses. “The ferries are also militarily useful and TRANSCOM [United States Transportation Command] has expressed interest in them,” Connaughton said. Now isn’t that interesting—the Superferry as a fast inter-island transport for the military. Where have I heard that before? But that’s not all—Connaughton also said Hawai‘i Superferry “will be offered for enrollment” in the Voluntary Intermodal Sealift Agreement (VISA), which is a program that makes it possible for the military to take over civilian transport during a special “contingency” like war, natural disaster or zombie attack.

According to civilian defense analyst John Pike’s GlobalSecurity.org, VISA is super

The world will tremble before our Superferry!

popular these days—in fact, all the major air carriers are part of it. Doesn’t that make you feel safer?

SATURDAY, May 19 Salsa-riffic!

SUNDAY, May 20 Great news for anyone on the island who thinks the Westside doesn’t have nearly enough traffic: more than $100 million in condominiums just sold this weekend at the still-under-construction Honua Kai condo towers at Airport Beach, according to a press release sent out today from Playground Destination Properties, which sells the Honua Kai properties. When it’s done—and it’s nearly done—Honua Kai will comprise 627 condos and another 73 townhomes. For those at home keeping track, Honua Kai “occupies the last stretch of undeveloped beachfront on Maui’s famed Ka`anapali Beach”—a fact Playground Destination Properties advertises without irony. But hey, if I sold beachfront condominiums, I’d probably look at irony a lot like this guy: “Our success today of over $100 million in sales is the culmination of the demand for irreplaceable beachfront real estate, our unique location on Ka‘anapali Beach and the easy access for Maui Loyalists to reach their island home,” Sales Director Todd Patrick said in the

OVERHEARD...

-Woman at Moose McGillycuddy’s in Kihei, May 17

MAY 24, 2007

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

MONDAY, May 21 Summer’s nearly here, and that means it’s time once again to bitch about the price of gas. Today’s online Pacific Business News is reporting that—according to AAA Hawai`i—the average price of gasoline in the state is about $3.40 a gallon. Of course, the average price on Maui is a tad higher— like $3.78 a gallon in Wailuku, which is a big part of why our state made fifth out of all 50 states in terms of high average prices—but as far as state averages are concerned we’re just about where we were a year ago. AAA Hawai‘i numbers for the average price of gas statewide back in the summer of 2006 ran about $3.37 a gallon.

Overall, prices are about the same as they were a year ago, if not a little higher. And this is absolutely hilarious because last year at this time—April 30 to be exact— state Senator Fred Hemmings (R, 25th District) said that then-recent repeal of the hated gasoline price cap would mean nothing but good things for those of us handcuffed to petroleum-burning engines.

He said dumping the cap was “a huge victory for consumers” in that it allowed the state to finally “focus on making oil obsolete by diversifying our energy consumption with renewable and other alternative energy sources.” Say, how’s that going, Fred?

TUESDAY, May 22

“There’s no such thing as a tie in a crab-eating competition.”

10

news release. “With construction of the first tower moving quickly along, we are excited to see the vision for this masterplanned resort come to life.”

You know, if cruise ships could carry tanks and alternative fuel, I think all of our problems would be solved. Maybe.

Anthony Pignataro fondly remembers a time when we were more than mere consumers. MTW

ROBREPORT

NEWSOFTHEWEIRD

INSANITY: continued from page 8 Current plans call for a private golf course and wastewater treatment plant constructed in this portion, with a mere six acres set aside for native plants.

Altenberg called for the developer to set aside the entire lava flow native plant habitat as a botanical preserve.

But the most compelling speaker of the evening was Ed Lindsey, a retired schoolteacher. Since 2000, Lindsey has been directing archaeological stabilization and reforestation in West Maui’s Honokowai Valley as part of Maui Cultural Lands, which formed as a non-profit in 2002. The organization has also recently begun replanting the native forest around the top three turbines of the Kaheawa Pastures Wind Farm project.

Lindsey was asked what areas of South Maui merit preservation.

“Golf courses and archaeological sites don’t mix,” he said, blaming off-island money. “I cry for what’s happening to Hawaiian people here. It’s a crime.”

Lindsey addressed the move to rename the Wailea 670 project to Honua‘ula.

“It’s window-dressing,” he said. “You need to be worthy of that name. You had better put Hawaiian spirit and values in there before you do anything.”

He noted that the Honua‘ula area of South Maui was once the fourth most populated area on the entire island, but that little evidence of that remains.

“Some places gotta be left alone,” Lindsey said. “We think we own the world. Here’s a news flash: We don’t.

We represent the plants and animals and spirits and stories that have taken place here. Don’t destroy any more of our cultural sites.”

“What can young local folks do?” someone asked him.

“To the kanaka maoli [Native Hawaiians],” he said, “onipa‘a [be steadfast]. Do your homework. Don’t be a wacko, don’t be angry. Maintain your credibility. Speak out. Sometimes

HOW YOU CAN HELP • Honokowai Valley: Meet each Saturday, 9 a.m., at the Pu‘ukoli‘i Train Station in Ka‘anapali. Bring good clothing, footwear, a cap, sunscreen, water and lunch.

• Kaheawa Pastures/Hanaula: Meet each Sunday, 9 a.m., at the Ma‘alaea parking lot across from the Carl’s Jr. restaurant. Email kaea@mauigateway.com for more info.

• Watch the AKAKU broadcast of the May 14, 2007 South Maui Development forum How Much is Too Much? It will air on AKAKU Channel 54 on May 24 at 8:30 p.m.; May 25 at8:30 p.m.; May 26 at 1:30 p.m.; May 27 at 10 a.m.; and May 28 at 8:30 p.m.

• Visit www.mauiculturallands.org to learn more about volunteer efforts, and www.honuaula.com for the Wailea 670 developer’s perspective.

pidgin is the best kine language… it cuts through the B.S. Speak from your heart.

Work the land. Open up a lo‘i.”

After the meeting, a group of several young people gathered around Lindsey, eager to thank him for imparting his wisdom and advice.

Community participation in Maui’s planning process has often been painted as select citizens and environmental groups simply opposing everything. In fact, a Maui News story even referred to the evening as an “anti-development event.”

But on this evening, it was clear that both the speakers and audience members were there because of what they supported: cultural and native plant preservation, water conservation, traffic solution, affordable housing and a better quality of life. Rather than “development vs. anti-development,” the evening discussion more closely reflected “reason vs. insanity.” MTW

JUSTICE IS BLIND, NOT DEAF

BY CHUCK SHEPHERD CHUCK@MAUITIME.COM

BRIGHT IDEAS

Barney Vincelette, who says his autism renders loud noises sickening to him, has been feuding for several years with neighbors in Houston, Del., over their rock music. At first, he invented his own sound-jammer, according to an April profile in the Wilmington News Journal, but a judge curtailed its use. Subsequently, he recorded super-annoying sounds of his own (including a foghorn) and had them written out as music (“Sonata for Calliope of Truck Horns About to Be Transcribed for Locomotive Horns Opus No. 1”), at which point the judge decided that permitting the neighbors’ Bon Jovi but not Vincelette’s sonata amounted to selective law enforcement, and the feuders settled their differences. Vincelette, by the way, lives in a house shaped like a flying saucer.

SWEET SPECS The Santa Clara Valley Transportation Authority, which operates mass transit just south of San Francisco, and whose employees stage about three dozen office parties a year, issued 33 pages of specifications in January to invite local companies to bid on a contract to supply sheet cakes.

The winning bidder must be versatile enough to offer cakes in 11 specified flavors, 16 fillings, five icings and six toppings. Also, the bidder must carry $3 million in liability insurance.

AWESOME! Mexico City taxi driver Manuel Quiroz was seeking a sponsor earlier this year for his pursuit of the world raw chili pepper-eating contest.

Supposedly, he can guzzle dozens of them at one sitting and even harmlessly squeeze their juice into his eyes.

To get her reluctant terrier “Missy” to eat dog food, Elaine Larabie decided to be a role model and eat some herself, after which, Missy indeed began nibbling at it.

The next day, both Larabie and Missy were in Ottawa, Ontario, hospitals, vomiting and foaming at the mouth. The incident occurred in March, during the first days of the alert over rat-poison-laced pet food, and doctors suspected that as the culprit, but no definitive conclusion was reported in the press, and both Larabie and Missy recovered.

EWWWWW! Stewart Laidlaw, 35, was banished from Thirsty Kirsty’s pub in Dunfermline, Scotland, in March, following numerous complaints about his excessive flatulence.

A shocked Laidlaw said no one had complained before, but conceded that was probably because cigarette smoke had been masking the odor until Scotland’s recent smoking ban. And in December, an American Airlines flight made an emergency stop in Nashville, Tenn., when passengers reported the smell of burning matches in the cabin. A female passenger was found to have been lighting them at her seat in an effort to vanquish her flatulence odors.

PRINCIPALS GONE WILD In February in Bethlehem, Pa., middle school principal John Acerra was arrested and charged with selling crystal meth from his office—but not to students. Also, when arrested in his office after hours, he was reportedly nude. And in April, in Lorain, Ohio, principal Robert Holloway resigned after apparently too eagerly delivering on a wager. He had bet with some boys on a student-staff volleyball game and lost, and then paid off as agreed by kissing the boys’ feet. But he was too much into it, the boys thought. MTW

Maui TIME “As man of amity, Calvin Coolidge congratulated Neguest Tafari Makonnen on his coronation as King of Ethiopia, talked to King Alfonso of Spain over a new transatlantic wireless telephone, pressed a button opening the 11th Maui county fair in Hawaii, made a speech on ‘material and spiritual welfare’ before the 49th General Triennial Convention of the Protestant Episcopal Church—in Washington, D.C.” -From “The Coolidge Week,” Time Magazine, Oct. 22, 1928

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

MAY 24, 2007

11

he question, as Bill Moyers once asked, is simple: “Is God Green?”

You may not have noticed, but God is getting greener for the majority of religious folk in the United States. And in Hawai‘i, though behind the national curve, faith-based groups are beginning to forge cautious partnerships with environmental groups.

Not that long ago, the religious right bravely stood behind the Bush Administration, refusing to balk at a rollback on clean air and water protections, increased commercial logging and drilling on public lands and a withdrawal of support for the internationally supported Kyoto protocol on global warming.

Recently there’s been a change afoot. In February 2006, a group of 86 high-level evangelical Christian leaders signed the Evangelical Climate Initiative, calling on Christians everywhere to demand legislation and action to reduce global warming.

“The same love for God and neighbor that compels us to preach salvation through Jesus Christ, protect the unborn, preserve the family and the sanctity of marriage, and take the whole Gospel to a hurting world, also compels us to recognize that human-induced climate change is a serious Christian issue requiring action now,” the group wrote.

On May 25, 2006, Reverend Dr. Bob Edgar, secretary-general of the National Council of Churches (NCC)—which repre-

T

12

MAY 24, 2007

sents an estimated 45 million Americans— elaborated on that view. “I believe the life issue of our time is global warming,” he said. “I believe that God is calling us to attention on the issue. I can find no place in any of the scriptures, whether Christian, Jewish, Muslim or others where God is calling us to participate in destroying the planet. Every place I look, God says, ‘Be stewards of the Earth.’”

This change in course for American Christians comes after a long history of hostility toward the environmental movement. For many years, Christian leaders preached that environmentalists worshiped the earth instead of God. Some equated them with idol worshipers and pagans. Many Christians still feel that religion and environmental causes should not mix. In fact, another group of high-profile evangelicals, including James Dobson of Focus on the Family, have denounced the Evangelical Climate Initiative, creating a rare split in the Evangelical church.

After Moral Majority founder Jerry Falwell’s recent death the Associated Press reported on prominent evangelicals’ views of the deep schism existing in the church. “Focus on the Family founder James Dobson and 24 other Christian leaders this year tried to pressure the National Association of Evangelicals to silence its Washington director, the Rev. Rich Cizik, because Cizik is trying to con-

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

vince evangelicals that global warming is real,” the news agency reported on May 16, 2007. “In a February sermon, Falwell warned worshippers at his Thomas Road Baptist Church in Lynchburg, Va., that environmental activism by evangelicals ‘is Satan’s attempt to redirect the church’s primary focus’ away from spreading the Gospel.”

On the other side of the political spectrum, the National Resources Defense Council (NRDC) has noticed an upswing in interest in global warming issues amongst the faithful.

“What we see now is a country that’s more divided on political lines,” said Julia Bovey, an NRDC spokeswoman.

“But people are putting differences aside and saying that this is an issue that we can come together on. Partnering with religious leaders in communities has been quite remarkable. The trend is especially noticeable in the South.” his pro-environment trend among evangelicals has reached our shores as well. On April 13, and 14, members of the United Church of Christ on Oahu, as well as a few other churches and faith-based groups, stood with the Sierra Club, Life of the Land, Earth Justice, assorted school groups and various Native Hawaiian organizations for “Step It Up,” a national rally held simultaneous-

T

ly in 700 to 800 other cities nationwide, according to Jeff Mikulina, Director of the Sierra Club of Hawai‘i.

The groups rallied for the passage of two state greenhouse gas reduction bills then pending before the state legislature.

The next day saw a “Teach In” at Church of the Crossroads on Oahu, which included speakers from both faith-based and environmental action groups.

In addition, on the day after Earth Day the United Church of Christ held an “Earth Sabbath,” said Chuck Burrows of the National United Church of Christ Energy Taskforce.

I asked Burrows why some faith-based organizations in Hawai‘i have gone green.

“If there’s any changes that can be brought about in the conservation and restoration of the environment it must come through a change in behavior,” he said. “This change is a faith change in behavior. Especially since 70 percent of the U.S. claims Christianity [as their religion], these people have a faith in the stewardship of creation. This is the point that Al Gore is making: that global warming isn’t just a political or environmental issue, it’s a moral issue.”

Interestingly, none of the above-mentioned events took place on Maui. When I asked Lance Holter, Director of the Sierra Club’s Maui chapter, if there has been any intersection between organized religion and environmentalism here, he

hunters resent “tampering” with their said he didn’t recall any. “People in Maui culture of subsistence hunting. At the don’t wear their religion on their same time conservationists see the nonsleeves,” he said. native pigs has destroyers of forests and Holter added that people’s spirituality coral reefs. on Maui is multi-faceted. “We [environBoth Burrows of the Church of Christ mentalists and the religious] both have and Irene Bowie, executive director of the same viewpoint of walking and gloriMaui Tomorrow and a board member of fying the spirit,” he said. “Everyone in Maui Dharma Center, touched on a simiSierra Club recognizes the linkage lar point. They both questioned the susbetween the magnificence of this creation tainability of our current society’s foundaand spirituality.” tions of constant economic growth and Though faith-based groups haven’t “dominion” over man’s resources. Both worked with Maui’s Sierra Club yet, relireferred to ancient or indigenous cultures gious environmental activism is percolatand their close relationships to nature. ing throughout the state.

“Westerners have lost their connection “I feel that in the last 10 years, we’ve with nature,” Burrows said. seen some outstanding projects that are faith-based projects,” said Jan Dapitan, Executive Director of Community Work ill religious organizations on Day in Pu`unene. “They’re seeing themMaui now step beyond their selves as civic stewards also. We work usual realms and join environwith all of them. When the Mormon mental efforts? Is it time they follow the Church decides to do leads of larger churchsomething on Maui, es around the country there’s a tremendous and on Oahu? turnout. We’ve “In this time, sciworked with the ence and religion Jewish community on may be coming a yearly basis during together more than • National Religious Partnership their Arbor celebraanytime in the past,” for the Environment tions. One of our stalBowie of Maui www.nrpe.org/index.html warts would be St. Tomorrow said.

• Evangelical Climate Initiative John’s up in Kula— Though she added www.christiansandclimate.org/ preventing pesticides that there hasn’t yet action from being sprayed on been any formal relathe roads, keeping tionship between reli• Re-energize America roadsides planted and gious groups and www.reenergizeamerica.org cleaned up.”

Maui Tomorrow.

• National Churches of Christ Indeed, informal Bowie said that Eco-Justice Program research showed that this is a good time to www.nccecojustice.org most religious conbe thinking about gregations have these things. “With • Hawai‘i Conference of the worked some kind of the visit of the Dalai United Church of Christ environmentally Lama, Easter, Earth www.hcucc.org themed event, be it Day and spring,” she • “Is God Green?” by Bill Moyers cleaning a beach or said, “it is a time of www.pbs.org/moyers/ highway section, or resurrection, a time moyersonamerica/green/index. planting trees. In of renewal.” html talks with Hawai‘i’s I asked Bowie what Christian Scientists, a first step might be Jehovah’s Witnesses, to spur environmenMormons and Jews, I found a similar tal groups and religious groups to work consensus: the book of Genesis in the together. “A first step would be for us to Old Testament says that man is steward look beyond, to look at our general planof the earth. ning, to our communities and outside But beyond litter cleanup and tree our small groups,” she said. planting on Maui, this consensus has To that end, Burrows is working to resulted in far more individual action establish “Hawai‘i Interfaith Power and than church-based activism. For collecLight” on Oahu. He said this organizative action, Native Hawaiian spiritual tion will facilitate interfaith groups and groups have traditionally been vocal in environmental groups working together. land and ocean conservation efforts.

“Since environmental and climate That’s because the ‘aina is of the utmost change is a mushrooming concern importance, said Sam Gon, Senior around the world, we’ll also be facing on Scientist and Cultural Advisor with the the needs of individuals, government and Nature Conservancy. communities,” he said.

“The natural world was the foundation So, in other words, a good Buddhist of Hawaiian culture,” Gon said. “Native would not drive an SUV? plants and animals completely sustained “Not a question of being good the people for thousands of years.”

Buddhist,” said Shoji Matsumoto, a Today he strives to create understandBuddhist minister at Honpa Hongwanji ing amongst various groups. He menMission Hawai‘i Betsuin. “That’s a questioned the situation in Molokai where pig tion of being smart.” MTW

W

For More Information...

: 10,000 humans are born each day in the U.S while 70,000 puppies and kittens are born each day.

FACT

Spaying and neutering your pet helps them live longer, healthier lives.

If you’re unable to adopt a pet, your tax-deductible donation to the Maui Humane Society will help care for the many loving animals here on Maui.

Call the Spay/Neuter Assistance & Referral Hotline at 877-3616.

For location and hours of operation, please call 877-3680 or visit www.mauihumanesociety.org The photo above features actual orphaned animals from the Maui Humane Society.

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

MAY 24, 2007

13

ONO KINEGRINDS

BY LILIANA BEGLEY LILIANA@MAUITIME.COM (top to bottom) Veggie Sandwich, Turkey Broccoli Melt, Toscana Salad, Hawaiian Pizza and a refreshing Fruit Smoothie shown with a popular Swiss treat called Speckli.

Love at First Byte At Maui Swiss Cafe, the Internet and good food really do splice.

Up until a couple months ago, I have always had a crappy car. I pretty much hated to drive. Seriously, I drove to Lahaina twice last year and was kicking myself for getting sucked into it, both times. But then came “The Pilot,” as in Honda Pilot. Climate control is genius. If I was God I would turn the whole Earth into one big Pilot.

Maui Swiss Cafe 640 Front St., Lahaina, 661-6776.

Open 9 a.m.-9 p.m. $

Photos: Pietro Ortiz

Yeah, I’m bragging. Hey, I love my car.

I love to drive. To Lahaina, even. In fact, over the weekend I drove to Lahaina and found a really great place to eat.

Maui Swiss Cafe is unbelievably awesome, and you really need to go there to believe how great it is. It’s on Front Street, but it’s tucked between Burger King and a bunch of tourist traps. If you’re looking for it, it’s easy to recognize by the hot pink, fluffy table umbrellas. You can’t miss them.

It’s an Internet cafe—12 stations, printers—the works, with a full menu of breakfast, sandwiches, pizzas and salads.

And I’m not talking no-pansy-ass Wonder Bread and cold-cut sandwiches— I’m talking majorly filing, hearty concoctions of protein, veggies and carbs.

Here’s a teaser of some of the food they serve: The Swiss Breakfast—sliced ham, emmentaler (a Swiss cheese), salami, bacon, fruit, hard-boiled egg and a fresh homemade roll with butter and jam; Turkey Broccoli Melt—French baguette (dough from NY) with Dijon mustard, turkey, broccoli, tomato and melted cheese; BBQ Roast Beef Melt—whole

14

MAY 24, 2007

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

wheat roll with roast beef, onion, mushroom, BBQ sauce and melted cheese; Build-Your-Own pizza with toppings like onion, mushroom, avocado, asparagus, salami, pepperoni, pineapple, ham and bacon; Chef Salad—tossed with bacon, egg, mushrooms and more; the Toscana Salad—garden salad tossed with onion, tomato, salami, mozzarella, mushrooms and olives; and the Swiss Melt—parmesan crust with spicy chicken, onion, mushroom, tomato and melted cheese.

Owner Rolf Egli is a vegetarian, so naturally they have a pretty extensive veggie menu for all you herbivores. One of the veggie options they have that sounds D-Lish is the Veggie Melt: a whole wheat roll with grilled zucchini, broccoli, tomato and melted cheese.

Where’s the beef? Who cares!

Owner Rolf Egli and Mahina

I personally tried the Turkey Broccoli Melt and the BBQ Roast Beef (both served with salad and chips) along with homemade Swiss rolls and can tell you that the food is hearty, satisfying and totally delicious. If you’ve never tried Swiss bread, and are a carb freak, you are totally missing out. It’s basically a meal in itself.

The prices on both the Internet and the food are shockingly low, especially for Lahaina. For the price of a king-sized value meal at Burger King you can get a real, homemade dish and check your email. Not to mention, kama‘aina’s get 20 percent off their bill.

And ice cream. I’m pretty sure that it’s by far the cheapest place on the Westside to get really good ice cream.

Long live Maui Swiss Cafe, and all hail the Hawai‘i State Driver’s License. May your tastebuds and paycheck both live long and prosper. Amen. MTW

DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

CENTRAL MAUI Ajiyoshi Okazuya Hawai`i/Maui Diner Japanese and local. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4:30-8:30 p.m. 385 Hoohana St., 5C, Kahului, 877-9080. $ Allrighht Grinds - Local plate lunches and chow fun. M-F, 9 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Hobron Ave next to KT&S. 344-0239. $ AK’s Cafe - Locally inspired comfort food.

Lunch, T-F, 11 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. and dinner (TSa)5-9 p.m. 1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 2448774.$ Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate lunches. M-F, 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.-6 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 340 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4950. $ Archie’s - Japanese. M-Sa 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; M-Th, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1440 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $ Asia Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1764 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-1833. $ Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the title. Daily, Rest.10 a.m.-9 p.m., Bar 11 a.m.2 a.m. 65 Kaahumanu Ave #23, Kahului, 877-7776. $ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400. $ Bentos and Banquets - Local comfort food.

M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Catering available 7 days a week. 85 N. Church, Wailuku, 244-1124 or 276-2349 for banquets. $ Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $ Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Cafe - German cuisine. M-F, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 335 Ho`ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$ Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar.

M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. $$ Club Diane - Pupus. Daily, 2 p.m.-2 a.m. 350 Hoohana St., Kahului, 871-2182.

Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. M, 9 a.m.-4 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $ Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 871-7782. $ Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and sushi. M-F, 11 a.m.- 2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-10 p.m.

333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$ Denny’s - Open 24 hours. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 873-5550. $ Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant Chinese. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $ Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to pick up. They even deliver. M-F, 10 a.m.5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$ Down To Earth - Natural food store with salad bar, hot bar, deli and pastries. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-2661. $

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine.

M-F, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-0073. $$ El Corita - Mexican. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $ Fiesta Time - Mexican taqueria. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $ Fran’s Island Grill - Local. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.; FSa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 2428580. $ Genki Sushi - Sushi. Su - Th 11 a.m. - 3 p.m, 5 - 9 p.m.; Fr - Sa 11 a.m. - 3 p.m., 5 - 10 p.m.; Daily takeout only 3 - 5 p.m. Maui Mall, 873-7776.

Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches. MSa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 2448282. $ Hanafuda Saimin - Local. M-Sa, 9:30 a.m.-12 p.m. 199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-9033. $ Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese and local cuisine. Su-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977. $$

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m.

444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $

Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Su, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $

Maui Grill & Bento - Japanese, Korean, local. SuF, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 249-2161. $

Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Thai. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 2441567. $$

Maui Mix Plate - Traditional Hawai’ian. M-Th, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; F,-Sa, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka`ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $

Saigon Cafe - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$

Maui Ocean Grill - Sandwiches and salads. Daily 10 a.m. - 9 p.m. 270 Dairy Road, Kahului. 8930263. $

Sam Sato’s, Inc. - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 1750 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-7124. $

Maui Tacos - Island Mexican fast food. M-Sa, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9:30 a.m.- 5 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 871-7726. $ Mel’s Catering & Fast Food - Local, Filipino. MTh, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-6 p.m. 1032C L. Main St., Wailuku, 249-8533. $ Mercado - Latin market. M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $ Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 2447888. $

Sheik’s Restaurant - Local. M-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $ Simply Healthy Cafe - Hawaiian. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Cameron Center, 95 Mahalani St., Wailuku.

249-8955. $ Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. M-Th, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7 a.m.- 4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $ Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 E. Ka`aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $ Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-4 p.m.

1740 Ka`ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 243-2243. $

Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 244-7276. $

Nazo’s Restaurant - Local, Japanese. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; M-Sa, 5-9:30 p.m. 1063 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-0529. $

IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $

Ohana Cafe - Comfort food. M-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.

2010 Main St., Wailuku, 244-5950. $

Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi, Japanese. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Ka`ahumanu Center, 877-8744. $

Island Tacos - Taqueria. Daily, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 55 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-1850. $

Pearl’s BBQ. - Korean BBQ. M-Sa 10:30 a.m. - 9 p.m.; Su 10:30 a.m. - 6 p.m. 275 W Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului. 877-0788. $

Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. M-F, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 a.m. 395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779.

Piñata’s - Mexican. M-Sa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $

Takamiya Market - Local. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $

Rainbow Dining Room - Buffet-style restaurant.

Daily, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Maui Beach Hotel, Kahului, 877-0051. $$

Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine. Su, Tu-Th, 6 a.m.10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-11 p.m.; M, 6 a.m.-3 p.m.

1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $

Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $

Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-10 p.m. 70 E. Ka`ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 873-0225. $

JB’s Kitchen - Local food. M - F a.m. - 2 p.m.; 5 8 p.m.; Sat 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. 1546 Mill St, Wailuku, 244-9616. $ Kahili - Pacific rim. Daily, 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Pupus daily, 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Waikapu, 242-6000. $$ Kahului Ale House - Pub fare. 11 a.m.-1:30 a.m.

355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $ Koho Grill & Bar - American and local. Su, M 7 a.m.-10 p.m; Tu-Th 7 a.m. - 11 p.m.; F-Sa 7 a.m. midnight. Bar stays open serving drinks, pupus & burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, 877-5588.

Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-5696. $ Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $

Royal Island Drive In - Local. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 2428813. $

Tiffany’s - Local, Asian. Daily, 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $

All New Menu Featuring

Baby Back Ribs with

Pineapple BBQ Sauce

L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su-Th, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380. $ Main Street Bistro - Upscale comfort food. M-F, 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816. $ Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine. Daily 11 - 9 p.m. Mon, Wed, Sat nightclub 9 p.m. - 1 a.m..

33 Lono St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$ Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$ Market Street Cafe - Eclectic. M - F , 11 a.m.- 2:30 p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $

Buy 1 get 1 FREE!

Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822.

Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092 Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $

Expires 5/31/07

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

MAY 24, 2007

15

DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Kusina Oriental - Oriental. Tu - Sa 6:30 a.m. - 6:30 p.m., 1295 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8317. $

Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style and a la carte. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 8756400. $

Dominos Pizza - Pizza. Su - Th 11 a.m. - 11 p.m., Fr-Sa 11 a.m. - Midnight. 1215 S. Kihei Rd, 8746000. $

TJ’s Warehouse Bento and Catering Bentos, Okazu, Ramen, Asian. M - F 6:30 a.m. - 5:30; Sa 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. 875 Alua St. (in Maui Chemical Building), 244- 7311. $

Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Deli. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.

2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-2910. $

Life’s A Beach - American. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m.

1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $

Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Deli and spirits. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $

Longhi’s - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. M-F, 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa-Su, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$

Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian. 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$

LuLu’s - American and local. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m.

(Food service ends at 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $

Tokyo Tei - Local and Asian. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. and 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $

Big Wave Cafe - American, Hawaiian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $ Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine.

Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 8751234. $$

Tom’s MiniMart - Local. M-F, 6 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-6 p.m. 372 Waiehu Beach Rd., Waiehu, 244-2323. $

Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine. 5 p.m.-12 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$

Unisan - Sushi and more. M-F, Lunch 11 a.m.- 2 p.m., Dinner 5-10 p.m.; Sa, 5-10 p.m.

2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500. $$

Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m.

Ma`alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$

Valley Isle Seafood - Luau stew, seafood.

M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $

Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.9 p.m. Ma`alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$

Waikapu on 30 - Local favorites. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m. - 4 p.m. 1486 Hona`apililani Hwy, Waikapu, 242-1130. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $ Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill - Kava Kava with a cafe. Da Sushi Bar inside as well.

M-Th, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m.

333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

SOUTH MAUI Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood, chicken, ribs. Daily 11 a.m.-9 p.m.

1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $ Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $ Antonio’s - Italian cuisine. 5 p.m.-9 p.m.

1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$ Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine. M-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$ Ashley’s Cafe - Local, American. M-Sa, 7:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukuli`i Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 8748600. $ BadaBing! - Italian. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$

Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sandwiches. Daily 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4700. $ Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese. 6-11 a.m. Maui Prince Hotel, 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111. $$ Cafe O’Lei - Asian fusion. T-Su, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 891-1368. $ Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. Daily, 12-3 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$ Capische? - Contemporary Italian. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$ Cheeseburgers, Mai Tais & Rock N Roll - Casual American. The Shops at Wailea, 874-8990.

The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-7 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. Azeka Place II, Kihei, 8754244. $ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Local. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-7782. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8600. $ Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli and more. Daily, 11 a.m.10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, 879-3262. $ Dog & Duck - Irish Pub. M-Fr 11 a.m. - 1:30 a.m., Sa-Su 8 a.m. - 1:30 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd, 875 9669. $

Fiesta Time - Mexican. 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 300 Ma`alaea Rd., 244-5862. $ Five Palms Restaurant - Pacific Rim. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$ Fred’s Mexican Cafe - Mexican. Daily, 7 a.m.-12 a.m. 2492 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-8600. $ Gian Don’s - Formerly Marco’s Southside Grill, Italian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$ Greek Bistro - Greek. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9330. $$ Hanafuda Saimin - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd, 879-9033. $

Ma`alaea Grill - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 300 Ma`alaea Rd., Ma`alaea, 2432206. $$ Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and continental cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$ Matteo’s - Italian kitchen. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 5-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Ike Dr, Wailea, 874-1234. $$ Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Hawaiian shave ice, coffeeand more. Daily, 6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $

Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - Salad and hot bar. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $

Maui Tacos - Mexican fast food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $

Hula Moons - Breakfast buffet. Island fusion dinner. Daily, 6:30-11 a.m. and 5-10 p.m. Marriott, Wailea, 879-1922. $$

Maui Thai - Thai. M-F, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 59:30 p.m.; Sa - Su 5 -- 9 p.m. The Rainbow Mall, 2439 S. Kihei Rd, 874-5605. $

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian. Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$

Maui’s Sweet Spot - Ice cream parlor. Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd., 879-8611. $

Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-1811. $$

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Pub fare. Daily, 11 a.m.1 a.m. Food service ends at 11 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8600. $$

Jawz Tacos - Island-style taqueria. Daily, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $

Mulligan’s On the Blue - Irish pub. Daily, 8 a.m.2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$

Joe’s Bar and Grill - Fine dining. Nightly, from 5 p.m. Wailea Tennis Center, 875-7767. $$$

Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining, Pacific rim.

Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$

Joy’s Place - Organic foods. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.

1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Tacos, pasta, and fried seafood. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Kukui Mall, 8911400. $ Kihei Caffe - American and local. Daily, 5 a.m.-2 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ Koishi Sushi Bar - Sushi. M - Sa 6 p.m. - 10 p.m., 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8258. $

LIVE MUSIC SUNDAYS WITH

Mike Carroll & the Booze Bradas Win fabulous food prizes

L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $

Mon. Nights: Fried Chicken, Homestyle Mashed Potatoes & Gravy $21.95

Orange Julius/Dairy Queen - Frosty treats, hot dogs and more. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $ Outback Steak House - Steaks, shrimp-on-the-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Nightly, 4-10 p.m. 281 Pi`ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$ Pacific Grill - Steak and seafood. 6-9 p.m. Lobby Lounge, Four Seasons, Wailea, 874-8000. $$ Philly’s Blue Plate Diner - American diner cuisine. Breakfast always available. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 891-2595. $ Pita Paradise - Casual Mediterranean-style cuisine. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m.

Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $ Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd., 891-2002. $ Quiznos - Toasty sandwiches. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.

2411 S. Kihei Rd., 891-1333. $ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m.; Nightly, 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 8740813. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees.

Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$ Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse - Meaty fine dining.

Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 3750, Wailea Alanui Dr., 8748880. $$$

16

MAY 24, 2007

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

DININGLISTINGS Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese-inspired Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5:3010 p.m.; Th-Sa 10 p.m. - 1 a.m. late night sushi and appetizers 50% off 21 & over w/ID. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004. $$ Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary Italian. Nightly, 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7555. $$$ Scuba Dogs - Smooties, ice cream, salads, subs and (of course!) hot dogs. Daily, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 1455 S Kihei Rd., 879-4994. $ Seascape at Maalaea - Seafood, chicken and quiche. Daily, 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Maui Ocean Center Aquarium, 270-7043.

Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m-10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-8080. $$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Japanese style fondue.

Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $ Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1770 S Kihei Rd., 874-0331. $ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza.

Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends at 12 a.m.) Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. $ Spago - Gourmet cuisine a la Wolfgang Puck. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Pacific rim with flair. Daily, 7a.m.2p.m. and 5-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Sports Page Bar & Grill - Gourmet pub fare.

Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 8790602. $ Stella Blues Cafe - American comfort food.

Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$ Subway - Eat fresh like Jared. Kukui Mall and Pi`ilani Village Center, Kihei, 891-2341.

Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and Korean. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $ Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd., 879-1385. $ Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Dishes made for sharing. Tu-Su from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd., 875-0839. $ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury cuisine. Su-M, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 8759983. $$$

Waterfront Deli - Sandwiches, salads, dessert.

Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. Whaler’s General Store, Shops at Wailea, 891-2039. $

UPCOUNTRY Café 808 - Local diner-style. Daily, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.

4566 Lower Kula Rd., 878-6874. $

Café Des Amis - Crepes and Mediterranean fare.

Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $ Café Mambo and Picnics - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $

5pm - 7pm

Cafe O Lei - Stylish Hippie. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m.

3669 Baldwin Ave., Ste 101, Makawao, 573-9065. $

7 nights a week

Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and deli by day. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and healthy grub. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily, 6 a.m.9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Down to Earth - Hot/salad bars and deli. Daily, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1169 Makawao Ave., 572-1488. $

FRESH FISH • STEAKS • SALADS BABYBACK RIBS • CHICKEN Serving lunch & dinner 7 days a week Located on front street in Lahaina overlooking the Banyon Tree

THE WHARF CINEMA CENTER 667-0908

Dickenson Square • 180 Dickenson St. • Lahaina

661-7082

Flatbread Co. - Pizza. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 89 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8989. $$ Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Daily, 5-9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $

FRESH SEAFOOD, LOCAL BEEF, AND UPCOUNTRY GREENS

Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining. M-F, 11-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $$$ Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking. FSu 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $ Howzit Bean Coffee Shop and Pizza Fresh Coffee, pizza, salads. 1043 Makawao Ave., Makawao, 572-2000.

Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar. Daily, 5-10 p.m. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$ John Paul Fine Foods - Prepared dishes, sandwiches and cheeses. M-F, 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani, 572-7100.

Kimura Saimin Shop - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $ Kitada’s - Local. M-Sa, 6:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $ Komoda Store and Bakery - Local bakery with mini-mini-mart. M-Tu and Th-F, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 3674 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 5727261.

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and more. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$

Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restaurant. W-Su, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Pizza W-Su, 5-9 p.m.

Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $

Wailea Pizza Co. - Pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Wailea Town Center, 874-1234. $$

All food items on the menu

Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m. 572-4877. $

Tradewinds Deli and Market - Deli sandwiches and local produce. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m -7 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.- 5 p.m.

20 Hauoli St., Ma`alaea Harbor, 242-9161. $

Vietnamese Cuisine - Vietnamese with Americanized options. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$

20% OFF

Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with cajun and tropical flare. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-8385. $$ K

DAILY MAI TAI PARTY 3-5 pm GREAT Sunsets Located oceanside in the Sands of Kahana Resort Just 10 Minutes North of Lahaina Serving Daily 7:30am to 9:00pm 4299 L. Honoapiilani Hwy. 669-5000

La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie.

We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$ Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Su-Th, 6 a.m.10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-12 a.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

MAY 24, 2007

17

DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

Lynne’s Cafe - Homestyle local food. Daily, 6:15a.m.-10p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $ Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish preparations and salad bar. Nightly, 5:309 p.m. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 5728711. $$ Makawao Sushi & Deli - Coffee, Sushi, M - Th 8:30 a.m. - 9 p.m.; F-Sa 8:30 - 10 p.m.

Coffee ends at 5 p.m. daily. 3647 Baldwin Ave, Makawao, 573-9044. $ Mama’s Fish House - Fine dining. Daily, 11a.m.-2p.m. and 4:30-9:30 p.m. 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579-8488. $$$ Mana Foods - Natural food store with bakery and deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-8078. $ Milagros - South American cuisine with island influence. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579-8755. $ Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5799999. $ Pa`ia Fish Market - Fresh seafood. Daily, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5798030. $ Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Deli cuisine and daily baked goods. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Su 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $ Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Mexican cantina. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1202 Makawao Ave., 572-7808. $ Serpico's Pizzeria and Restaurant Traditional Italian American cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Corner of Old Haleakala Hwy and Aewa Pl., Pukalani, 572-8498. $ Stopwatch - Fish, steak, burgers. 1127 Makawao Ave., 572-1380.

Upcountry Fresh Tamales & Mixed Plate -Mexican and local favorites. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-8 p.m, Su 6 a.m.-3 p.m. Pukalani Terrace Center, 55 Pukalani St., 572-8258. $ Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Haiku Marketplace, 810 Kokomo Rd., 575-9588. $ Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. MF, 10:30-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Chinese cuisine.

Daily, 10 a.m.- 9 p.m. 55 Pukalani St., Pukalani Terrace Center, 573-8838

WEST MAUI Aloha Bento - Local. 1036 Limahana Pl., G2, Lahaina, 661-4888.

Aloha Mixed Plate - Local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $ The Bakery - Breads, pastries, soup, sandwiches.

M-F, 5:30 a.m.-1 p.m.; Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 p.m.; Su, 5:30-11 a.m. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $ Ba-Le - French Vietnamese. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $ Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi.

Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6674051. $ Banyan Bistro - Meditteranean, eclectic. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-0348.

Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine. T-Sa, 5:30-9:30 p.m.

Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 665-7096. $$$ Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Northern Italian cuisine. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2780 Keka`a Dr., Ka`anapali, 662-3210. $$ K BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.

730 Front St., 661-0700. $ Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ K Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Daily, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $ Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-12 a.m.

889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$ Canoes - Polynesian-American. Daily, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 6610937. $$ Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $ Cascades Grill and Sushi Bar - Sushi and Pacific Rim. Nightly dinner 5:45 - 10 p.m., Nightly sushi 5 p.m. - 10 p.m. Hyatt Ka`anapali, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina, 667-4727. $$$ Castaway Cafe - Beachside American. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Maui Ka`anapali Villas & Resort, 6619091. $

TROPICAL SALAD W/PAPAYA DRESSING & MANGO SALSA $5.95

Voted Maui’s Best Fish & Chips

By Maui Time Readers

Have any item broiled or try our famous tempura

TROPICAL SALAD W/PAPAYA DRESSING & MANGO SALSA $5.95

• TROPICAL SALAD WITH PAPAYA SEED DRESSING & MANGO SALSA $5.95 •

• TROPICAL SALAD WITH PAPAYA SEED DRESSING & MANGO SALSA $5.95 •

18

MAY 24, 2007

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $

Fish Market - Fresh Fish. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.

3600 L.Honoapi`ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $

Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine. Sa-Su 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5:30-9 p.m.

820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K

Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian. Daily, 11 a.m.-12 a.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $

China Boat - Mandarin Szechwan. M-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 4474 L. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-5089. $

Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch with oceanside setting. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m.

5315 Lower Honoapi`ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $

China Bowl - Asian cuisine. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.

2580 Kekaa St., Ka`anapali, 661-0667. $

Gerard’s - Fine French dining. Nightly, 6-8:30 p.m. by reservation. 174 Lahainaluna St., Lahaina, 6618939. $$$

Cilantro - Fresh Mexican grill. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $

Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2291 Ka`anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$

CJ’s Deli & Diner - Comfort food. Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka`anapali, 667-0968. $

Hard Rock Cafe - American food amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $

Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood, island favorites.

Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front St., Lahaina, 6615648.

Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style coffeehouse with two locations. Daily, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.

4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. and M-Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m., Su 7a.m.-2 p.m. 2580 Keka`a Dr., 6672003. $

The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. Daily, 6 a.m.-6 p.m. Napili Plaza, 669-4170. $ Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice cream flavor and watch them create. Daily, 10 a.m.10 p.m. 900 Front St., Bld. B5, Lahaina, 667-2744. $ Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Waine`e St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $

Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m.

505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K House of Saimin - Local. Old Lahaina Center, 667-7572. $ Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Daily, 10:30a.m-11p.m Whaler’s Village, Ka`anapali, 667-6636. $$

Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $

i`o - Pacific Rim. Daily, 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$

Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Daily, 11 a.m.11 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $

Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - American and local. Daily, 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843 Waine’e St, Lahaina, 667-9616. $

Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. Tu-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $ Dante’s Italian Eatery - Italian food. .Sicilian style pizza. 10:30 a.m. - 8 p.m. 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy, #J-5, 661-3838. $ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine. Nightly from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Daily, 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $ E & O Trading Co. - Southeast Asian Grill. Tu-Su, 410 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 667-1818. $$ Feast At Lele - Luau. Nightly check-in: 6 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe. MSa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi`ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $ Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 2395 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Ka`anapali, 661-4500. $ Kahana Sands Restaurant - American. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000. $ Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Daily, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ Keka’s Terrace, Sheraton - Breakfast buffet, light lunch, steaks and more for dinner. Daily 6:30 a.m. 2 p.m.; 5:30 - 9 p.m., 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0031. $$

DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

Kimo’s - Steak & seafood. Daily, 11 a.m.10:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$

Maui Swiss Cafe - Ice Cream, sandwiches, salads, pizza, homemade swissli. Daily 9 a.m. - 9 p.m.

640 Front St., Lahaina. 661-6776.

Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$

Maui Tacos - Island Mexican fast food. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Lahaina Square,480 Waine`e St, Lahaina, 661-8883; Napili Plaza, 5095 Napilihau St., 665-0222. $

L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.

Lahaina Cannery Mall. 1221 Honoapi`ilani Rd., 661-9888.

Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American. Daily, 8 a.m.-12 a.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-7082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$ Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar - Fresh seafood and steaks. Rooftop seating. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 6619090. $$ Leilani’s On The Beach - Pacific Rim cuisine beachfront dining. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.

2435 Ka`anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Daily, 6 a.m. to 10 p.m.

612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 6672288. $$$ Lynn’s Kitchenette - Filipino food. M - S 9:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m., 3481 L. Honoapiliilani Rd., 665-1525. $ MaLa - Eclectic. M-F, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.-10 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Classic BBQ. Daily, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $ Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. Daily, 11 a.m.-12:30 a.m.

4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Lahaina, 6693474. $$

Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. M-F, 8 a.m.5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-5900. $ Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. Nightly, 5 p.m.-close.

669-7499. $$ Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-1:30 a.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 6677758. $ Mr. Sub - Subs, salads, soups. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $ Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Authentic Irish pub.

Daily, 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. $$ Nachos Grande - Mexican. Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m.

Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $ Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $ Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese. Nightly, 510 p.m. Maui Marriott, Ka`anapali, 667-1200 ext.

51. $$

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Pad Thai - Thai, local. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $ Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro. M-F, 11 a.m.-9:30.; Sa-Su, 5-9:30 p.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $ Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking), Lahaina, 667-5809. $ Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese. Daily, 10:30 a.m.9:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., 661-6628. $ Pioneer Inn - Eclectic Island cuisine. Daily, 7 a.m.10 p.m. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $ Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily, 8a.m.10p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-9600. $$$

Sunrise Cafe - Casual American. Daily, 6 a.m.-4 p.m. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $

Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. Daily, breakfast/lunch 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly from 6 p.m. Lounge stays open for duration. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $

Thai Chef - Thai food with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $

Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina Mall, 667-5111. $

Old Lahaina Luau - It’s a luau. Nightly at 5:45 p.m.

1251 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4300. $$

Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak.

Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 6618815. $$$

Pacific’O - Contemporary Pacific cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$

Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. M-F, 5-11 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6-10 p.m. 4327 L. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$

Tex Mex BBQ - BBQ by smoker oven! Daily, 11 a.m. - 9 p.m.. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890.

Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern - American.

Daily, 8 a.m.-2 a.m. Whalers Village, Ka`anapali, 661-3123. $$

Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. Nightly, 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina. 281-2775. $

Spats Trattoria - Italian. Nightly, 6-9:30 p.m. Hyatt Regency, Ka`anapali, 667-4727. $$$

Pizza Paradiso - Italian and Greek. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $

Okazuya Deli - Japanese plate lunch. Daily, 10 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 4:30-9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $

Outback Steak House - Steaks, shrimp-on-thebarbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Nightly, 4-10 p.m.

4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$

Son’z Maui at Swan Court - Fresh seafood, steak. Su - Th 5 - 10 p.m.; Fr - Sa 5 - 10:30 p.m.

Hyatt Ka`anapali, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina, 6674506. $$.

Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast. Daily, 6:30-11 a.m. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$

Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees.

Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$

Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough said. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2663. $

Smoke House - BBQ, American. Daily, 11:30 a.m.10 p.m. 927 Waine`e St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $

Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th, 8 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $

Nikki’s Pizza - Pizza. Daily 10:30 a.m. - 9 p.m., 2435 Kaanapali Pkwy, 667-0333. $

Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Hawaiian style. Daily, 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka`anapali, 6672525. $

Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic.

Daily, 8-10:30 a.m. and 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:309 p.m. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 6691500. $$

Saigon Seafood - Vietnamese. M - Sa 10 a.m. - 10 p.m.; Su 10 a.m. - 8:30 p.m. 888 Wainee St., Lahaina 661-9955. $$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese inspired Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Th-Fr 10 p.m. - 1 a.m. late night sushi and appetizers 50% off 21 & over w/ID. 600 Office Rd., Kapalua Resort, 669-6286. $$

Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties, steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Su, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.; Nightly 6-9 p.m. 2525 Ka`anapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0011. $$ Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka`anapali, 667-2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Waine`e St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $ Zushi - Japanese take-out. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-8:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5142.

For corrections or to get your listing in this section, please fax 244-0446

Not to be used with any other coupons or discounts. Coupon has no cash value.

Coupon expires 12-31-07

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

MAY 24, 2007

19

THE BALLOTS ARE IN...

IN A

nd now, it’ s time once Maui th again what’s the e glitziest, ritziest, for Best of Maui! It m best, we ne ’s Maui T ime Weekl the tastiest ed you, ou ost glamorous and y’s annual sp r grinds? W look at wha here’s the most loyal readers, ectacular island in th most sizzlin to tell us. t We need yo e Pacific. But to find makes g beach? W u to dish! out hat local ba FOOD & DR W ho nd se is rv destined fo INK es r the stardo up Pizza m ? Tell us what’s ho Breakfast better hurr t! But you y—we ne ed yo ur complet Coffee ho use

by MAY 18 ed ballots Mexican fo th, becaus Best of M e od au Italian food July 26. So i hits the streets get to it!

Lunch Restauran t Sushi Spam Mus ubi Chef Burrito Fine dining Bar Dining with a view Burger Dinner Chinese fo od Business lu nch Health food store Pupus Fish tacos Local food New restau rant Steak Sandwich Mai tai Cheap food Place to bu y wine Fish sandw ich Ice cream Pancakes Plate lunc h Fish & Chi ps Farmer’s m arket Smoothie Male barten der Female ba rtender Saimin Luau/Dinne r show

AND WE ARE COUNTING!

Mail your B

allots to 33

N. Market

MAY 24, 2007

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

POLITICS & EN

VIRONMENT Place to w atch the su ns et County of ficial Political ac tivist Use of coun ty funds Environm ental issue County bl under

SPORTS & LE ISUR

E Swimmin g beach Barbecuin g beach Beach to lo ok at beau tiful people Snorkeling spot Public pool ARTS & ENTE RTAINMENT

Movie thea ter Band Radio stat ion Place to da nce Thing abou t the Fair Musician Radio pers onality Name ____

Street, Suit

e 201, Wailu

RESULTS WILL BE REVEALED IN THE JULY 26TH ISSUE OF 20

GOODS & SE RVICES

Bookstore Hardware store Hair stylis t Record stor e Secondhan d store Tattoo shop

ku

________ ________ ________ Address __ ________ ________ ________ ________ ___ ________ email ____ ________ ________ ________ ________ ___ ________ age _____ 96793 or fa sex ______ x to _

244-0446.

Vote online a

t www.ma

uitime.com

The Parade, the Launch and the Mele Now through Saturday (May 26), on Front St. in Lahaina [FESTIVAL OF CANOES] Canoes are pretty cool. What’s even cooler is the people who sail them. Sail them? Not sure if that’s the proper terminology but you get the picture. We’re talking major navigational skills, and awesome use of the coconut. I went on one of those train tours at the Maui Tropical Plantation once and the guide told us how the Polynesians who did the whole canoe thing would bring young green coconuts aboard instead of fresh water. It was in a handy natural container, stayed fresh and had the perfect balance of electrolytes to keep them hydrated under the hot Pacific sun.

If you found this tidbit of info at least a little bit interesting, you should check out the International Festival of Canoes in LahainaTown.

You’ll probably learn a lot of cool stuff. This Saturday they’re having a Parade of Canoes at 10 a.m. down Front Street, followed by Ho‘olaule‘a festivites, a ceremonial launch and live entertainment. It’s a great opportunity to learn about this aspect of our Hawaiian culture.

For info visit online at www.MauiCanoeFest.com or call 667-9193. [LILIANA BEGLEY]

SEND YOUR LISTINGS & PHOTOS FOR DA KINE CALENDAR TO CALENDAR@MAUITIME.COM OR FAX (808) 244-0446 MAUI TIME WEEKLY

MAY 24, 2007

21

ThIS WEEK’S PICKS

by Samantha Campos

Peace Not Palm Trees Saturday (May 26), 7 p.m. at the Studio Maui [PRO-PEACE ART/DANCE/FUNDRAISER PARTY] “This collaborative effort brings together an array of street performances, poetry slams, peace dances, movies, lectures, and many innovative views of war and peace,” raves Tim Garcia of Maui Artists for Peace. In a response to the seemingly endless presentation of pastoral sunsets and pristine waves produced by Maui’s lovely and possibly out-of-touch painters, a collaboration of activist artists has put together a party co-sponsored by Maui Peace Action and The Studio Maui. Artist Tom Sewell elaborates, “Artists can no longer produce just pretty paintings and whimsical sculptures. We have a president who has sent over 3200 American troops to their deaths. Many more Iraqis have died. Our reputation, as Americans, in the world has seriously deteriorated and we can no longer all stand by letting this happen.” Wear your outspoken t-shirts and participate in this return to reason. Suggested donation: $10. For info call 808-575-9390 or visit online at www.thestudiomaui.com.

[KIRA SABINI]

THURSDAY

900 Front St. • 667-7400 • Lahaina MAY 24, 2007

Sunday (May 27), 1-6 p.m. at Baldwin Beach Park [PARTY] They’ve been doing it for five years now. What, you ask? Why, have a big festival on the beach, of course. For what reason? Who knows. And for that matter, who cares. It’s a frickin’ party on the beach! The Fifth Annual Unity Festival will feature live local bands—mainly of the roots, rock and reggae flavor—as well as a potluck and free, freshly popped, carnival-style popcorn. I’m guessing there could be some carnival-style people there, as well. But maybe I’m just hoping. The event is free and sponsored by Sinew420.

➤➤➤➤➤ FRIDAY ➤➤➤➤➤ SATURDAY ➤➤➤➤➤ SUN

Monday Nights 10PM

22

Who Needs a Reason?

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

Newt Live and on Stage!

Greasers Unite!

Wednesday (May 30), 6:30 p.m. at the Kihei Community Center

Wednesday (May 30), 6 p.m. at Borders in Kahului [BOOK SIGNING] Former Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives Newt Gingrich—a right-wing Republican once in all seriousness observed that women can do office work better than men because “males are biologically driven to go out and hunt giraffes”—is coming to Maui. That this is unquestionably the most ridiculously awesome thing to happen on our island this year—take that, Earth, Wind & Fire!— goes without saying. Ostensibly he’s appearing at Borders to push his new book Pearl Harbor, and that’s fine. We can forget for the moment that Gingrich has made many, many hints about running for president next year. We can also put out of our minds the fact that in the 1990’s he was an astonishingly unpopular House Speaker who transformed Congress from a body focused on working people to one that largely catered to corporate interests. Or that he recently admitted to doing some chick who wasn’t his wife at the same time he was spending long hours trying to convince the American people that the House had to impeach President Bill Clinton because he lied about getting a blow job from an intern. This is Newt we’re talking about. This is going to be fun. Borders is located in the Maui Marketplace, 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului. For more information call 877-6160. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

DAY

[DANCE/POTLUCK] I’ve already divulged my obsession with Grease and Danny Zucko, but have I mentioned my fetish for The Outsiders?

Yeah, as in the coming-of-age (set in the late ‘50’s) book by S.E. Hinton. The movie sucked but the book changed my life.

Forever will I be turned on by the words “Ponyboy” and “Sodapop,” not to mention I kind of feel obligated to nurture and take care of all of the Johnny’s that come my way.

For those of you who are feeling me on this one, I have great news: The Aloha Ballroom Dance Academy is putting on a 1950’s theme Sock Hop featuring ballroom, swing and Latin music to groove to. There’s also a potluck going on—everyone is required to bring something along the lines of a pupu, salad, entree or dessert. Just no garlic, no spicy stuff, no chips and dip. Follow these directions or risk getting jumped by a guy with a comb in his back pocket. Suggested donation: $10. For info call 879-0055 or visit online at www.alohaballroom.com. [LILIANA BEGLEY]

➤➤➤➤➤MONDAY ➤➤➤➤➤TUESDAY ➤➤➤➤➤WEDNESDAY

THURSDAY MAY 24

w/ DJ BOOMSHOT FRIDAY MAY 25

Flava Zone Back In Da House

103.7 presents

NIGHT!

REGGAE NIGHTS

LIVE MUSIC!

L I V E

SUNDAY MAY 27

T R U E

SATURDAY MAY 26

M A U I ’ S

Viva La Glam

MONDAY MAY 28 $1 Drinks

TUESDAY MAY 29

Viva La Glam Female Impersonators

Every Friday!

Every Monday Night

M U S I C

DOLLA BALLA

Thursday May 24

Karaoke WEDNESDAY MAY 30

Live Music w/ ANDEN

Kama‘aina Nite No Cover

V E N U E

NO COVER

744 FRONT ST. - A FEW STEPS BELOW FRONT ST. - 667-JAZZ (5299) - paradicebluz.com

CHECK PARADICEBLUZ.COM FOR C ALENDAR UPDATES - CLUB AT TIRE STRIC TLY ENFORCED FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHTS

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

MAY 24, 2007

23

FILMCRITIQUE

BY COLE SMITHEY COLE@MAUITIME.COM

Bugged William Friedkin follows the trajectory of American fear William Friedkin ratchets up suspense and terror to an almost unbearable level with his adaptation of Tracy Letts’ award-winning 2004 OffBroadway play Bug, about a couple of outsiders consumed by paranoia. The psycho-satiric dramatic material is like a Sam Shepherd play amped up on a steroid and amphetamine cocktail.

Bug

★★★★★ Rated R/101 mins.

Without the benefit of make-up, Ashley Judd chews scenery and spits it out as Agnes, an ordinary lower class loser holed up in a desert motel room where she’s a sitting duck for her abusive ex-husband Jerry (Harry Connick Jr.), recently released after two years in prison. Emotionally damaged by the disappearance of her young son some years ago, lonely Agnes welcomes the live-in romantic attention of Peter, a self-professed Gulf War veteran (magnificently played by Michael Shannon in the role he created onstage in London and New York).

Between earsplitting hovering helicopters and threatening visits from Jerry, Peter discovers “bugs” he

24

MAY 24, 2007

calls aphids that he believes were planted under his skin as part of a military medical experiment. It isn’t long before the tiny mechanized insects also invade Agnes’ physiology, and the couple descends into a bizarre reality consumed with a panicstricken fear scratching at them from their insides out.

Bug is a disorienting story because of its rudderless characters, whose suggestibility to conspiracy theories pull them down a path of excruciating suspicion of a government-programmed infestation of robot bugs. It’s no accident that the term “bug” is synonymous with surveillance devices, or that similar such aphids are referenced in Philip K. Dick’s A Scanner Darkly.

Tracy Letts’ play is a micro-microcosm of an American reality that could be played out in any urban living room or suburban kitchen where people turn their paranoid attention inward. Agnes works as a cocktail waitress at a roadhouse bar where her lesbian best friend R.C. (Lynn Collins) also works. R.C. clearly has the hots for Agnes, but knows that Agnes isn’t willing to make such concessions even if she has sworn off men, so R.C. introduces Agnes to Peter, a shy drifter who seems harmless enough for all of his geeky Boy Scout charm.

We know from the way Peter talks that he is a damaged person. He’s dismissive of sex as a compartmentalized act that he’s not interested in, when the subject comes up. Peter’s low self-esteem painfully leaks out when he tells Agnes that he’s “not good for much.”

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

Okay, who’s got the Cortaid?

But after a nasty yet thankfully brief visit from Jerry, Agnes is happy to have Peter’s passive aggressive male presence around. One of the film’s juiciest scenes comes when Jerry tries to use his bulk and macho attitude to intimidate Peter whose slight build and obsessive disposition belie his unnerving ability to put Jerry off balance with an adamant description of the bug infestation that consumes the motel room.

Letts’ script magnifies the ambiguity of a world where suspicion is the only currency. The disappearance of Agnes’ little boy has turned her into a drug addict desperate for an intimacy that will make her

whole again. When Dr. Sweet, a man who introduces himself as a military psychiatrist, arrives to examine Peter, it seems that Letts will finally give away a concrete answer about the veracity of the bug infestation that haunts Peter and Agnes.

But Dr. Sweet is also a drug addict, so how could he be who he says he is? There are many more allegations buried within the microscopic narrative egg sacks that Friedkin and his daring cast explore with agonizing curiosity.

Who or what you, do or don’t, believe will probably only be answered by your subconscious mind. That’s not to say that your guts won’t be in on the action. MTW

MOVIECAPSULES

SHOWTIMES

Maui Film Festival’s Candlelight Cinema

MAUI FILM FESTIVAL Castle Theater, 572-3456 Astronaut Farmer - PG - Wed only 5, 7:30

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm)

Wednesday, May 30

28 Weeks Later - R - Th, M-W 2:25, 4:50, 7:15, 9:40; F-Su 12, 2:25, 4:50, 7:15, 9:40

ASTRONAUT FARMER - (PG) - Drama -

Blades of Glory - PG13 - Th only 2:50, 5:10

One man’s quest to be an astronaut with his

Delta Farce - PG13 - Th - W 2:30, 4:55

barn-built rocket... Stars Billy Bob Thornton

Georgia Rules - R - Th-W 1:35, 4:15

and Virginia Madsen. A heartwarming impossibility. Better for the kids than Shrek but less

The Invisible - PG13 - Th 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10; F-Su 12, 4:50, 9:35; M-W 4:50, 9:35

amusing for the parents. Okay, okay, I’ll

Kickin It Old Skool - PG13 - Th only 4:25, 10

admit I cried when I saw it, but I cry a lot.

Lucky You - PG13 - Th only 1:35, 7

Hey, it’s my party. 102 min. (Kira Sabini)

Next - PG13 - Th, 2:25, 4:45, 7:05, 9:25; F-W 4:45, 9:25

New This Week

Perfect Strangers - R - Th only 1:30, 4, 6:30, 9:15

BUG - R - Thriller - Ashley Judd gets twitchy

Let’s play a little game called, “Marooning a Scallywag,” shall we?

when her ex (Harry Connick, Jr.) gets paroled. A Scanner Darkly revisited? See

Pirates of the Caribbean 3 - PG13 - Th 8, 8:30; F-Su 11:15, 11:45, 12:30, 1:30, 2:45, 3:25, 4, 5:15, 6:30, 7, 7:45, 9:15, 10, 10:30; M-W 1:30, 2:45, 3:25, 4, 5:15, 6:30, 7, 7:45, 9:15, 10 Shrek the Third - Th, M-W 1:30, 1:45, 2:30, 3:15, 3:50, 4:15, 5, 5:45, 6:20, 6:45, 7:30, 8:15, 8:40, 9, 9:45, 10:30; F-Su 11:15, 12, 12:45, 1:30, 1:45, 2:30, 3:15, 3:50, 4:15, 5, 5:45, 6:20, 6:45, 7:30, 8:15, 8:40, 9, 9:45, 10:30

Film Critique, p. 24. 102 min. (KS)

first all-male figure skating duo. Also stars John

watch loved ones trying to find your body before

PIRATES... AT WORLD’S END - PG13 -

Heder. 93 min. (Anthony Pignataro)

your fragile hold on the world dies. 71 min. (KS)

Action/Drama - Oh, but what will happen to

THE CONDEMNED - (R) - Action/Drama - I

KICKIN IT OLD SKOOL - (PG-13) - Comedy -

Will and Elizabeth with her love of Jack in

never liked Survivor because the contestants’

After an exercise in break-dancing goes horribly

the way? Hotness!183 min. (KS)

lives are never really on the line, but this picture

wrong, an ‘80’s high-school hipster ends up in a

totally gets me with its story about death-row

20-year coma. Can he get his girl back and his

Now Showing

Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm)

inmates who have to kill to survive. 100 min. (KS)

parents out of debt? 107 min. (KS)

Bug - R - F-Th 12:05, 2;30, 5, 7:20, 9:40

BLADES OF GLORY - (PG13) - Comedy -

DELTA FARCE - (PG-13) - Comedy - Larry the

LUCKY YOU - (PG-13) - Drama - Boy (Eric Bana)

The Condemned - R - Th only 7:20, 9:55

The latest Will Ferrell comedy finds him as

Cable Guy and two buddies are just trying to

plays high stakes poker; boy meets hot young

Chazz Michael Michaels, half of the world’s

enjoy a nice weekend drinking and shooting, until

singer from Bakersfield (Drew Barrymore); boy

Disturbia - PG13 - Daily 12:10, 2:35, 5:05, 7:25, 9:50

they’re mistaken for Army reservists and shipped

learns to deal with his pent-up anger towards his

Meet the Robinsons - G - Th only 12:20, 2:45, 5

off to Iraq. What, too soon? 90 min. (AP)

pop (Robert Duvall), who’s also playing in the

DISTURBIA - (PG-13) - Thriller - A teenage boy

same tournament he is. And they say Hollywood

Spider-Man 3 - PG13 - Th, Su-W 11:30, 12, 1, 3, 3:30, 4:30, 6:30, 7, 8, 9:45; F-Sa 11:30, 12, 12:45, 3, 3:30, 4:15, 6:30, 7, 7:30, 9:45, 10:10

Hawai‘i tour of musical CHICAGO cancelled...

0$&& 0D\ 7LFNHWKROGHUV FRQWDFW %R[ 2I¿FH

Maui Film Festival presents:

AVENUE MONTAIGNE

WED • MAY 23 • 5 & 7:30 pm Castle • $10, $8 w/MFF pass 8th Annual

MAUI FILM FESTIVAL

KA’AHUMANU 6

loses his dad and goes a little crazy. While he’s

has no creativity left. 124 min. (AP)

under house arrest he starts suspecting his

MEET THE ROBINSONS - G - Animation -

neighbor is a serial killer. Truth or insanity? 104

Pixar does it again! This movie has time

KUKUI MALL

min. (Liliana Begley)

machines, dinosaurs, caffine patches, you name

GEORGIA RULE - (R) - Drama - Lindsay Lohan

it. The best line comes from a Tyranosaurus Rex

1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm)

plays an uncontrollable, rebellious teen with a

who exlains his failure at eating a small boy with,

predilection for cursing and car crashes (bit of a

“I have a big head... and litttle arms.” That must

stretch for Lohan, but I’m sure she’ll do fine) so

really suck. 110 min. (LB)

her mom (Jane Fonda) hauls her off to grandma’s

NEXT - (PG-13) - Sci-Fi/Thriller - Nicolas Cage and

Idaho farm to presumably learn how to behave.

Julianne “Gimme” Moore play at saving America

113 min. (AP)

from terrorists with a little gift of precog. Anyone

THE INVISIBLE - (PG-13) - Sci-Fi/Thriller - This

care to tell me how it’ll end? 96 min. (KS)

Spider-Man 3 - PG13 - Th 12, 1, 3:30 4:05, 7:45; F-W 11:45, 3, 7:15, 10:05

The Ex - PG13 - Daily 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7:10, 9:20

Georgia Rule - R - Th, M-W 12:30, 4:30, 7:30; F-Sa 12:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:15; Su-W 12:30, 4:30, 7:30 Pirates of the Carribean - PG13 - F-W 11:30, 3:15, 7, 10:30 Shrek the Third - PG - F-W 12, 2:30, 4:45, 7:30, 9:45

would suck: You’re a teen, and your bright future

PERFECT STRANGER - (R) - Thriller - Halle

at Wailea & MACC

FRONT STREET THEATRE

is left in limbo when some random chick mistak-

Berry and Bruce WIllis star in this sexy psycho-

WED-SUN • JUNE 13-17

enly leaves you for dead and your spirit gets to

logical thriller. Investigative reporter Rowena

900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: MF until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm)

event schedule & ticket info coming soon!

Price goes undercover and assumes many identities to solve her friend’s murder. 109 min. (LB)

— UPCOMING ! —

BAREFOOT BASH

FRI • JUNE 8 • A&B Amphitheater

JOHNNY WINTER

$8

Distubia - PG13 - Th, 7:30, 9:45; F, Tu-W 7; SaM 1, 7

King of the Land of Far Far away and he’s one

Georgia Rules - R - F-W 4:30, 9:40

unhappy ogre. Donkey, Prince Charming, Fiona,

Invisible - PG13 - Th 4, 6:50, 9:30; F-W 4, 9:30

and Puss in Boots come back for another great

Next - PG13 - Th 4:30, 7:40, 9:50; F, Tu-W 7:15, Sa-M, 1:30, 7:15

family adventure. Long Live the King! 93 min (LB)

MATISYAHU

SPIDER-MAN 3 - (PG-13) - Action/Fantasy Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst return once

tix for MACC members thru May 25; gen’l public May 26:

THE

SHREK THE THIRD - (PG) - Comedy - Shrek is

JUNE 12 • Castle Theater SAT • JUNE 16 • A&B Amphitheater

STYLISTICS & THE CHILITES JULY 23 • Castle Theater

WED., MAY 30

5 PM , 7:30 PM

*with MFF passport (5 films-$40)-single tickets Phone: 572-3456 www.mauifilmfestival.com

Bug - R - F, Tu-W 4:15, 7:20, 9:15; Sa-M 1:15, 4:15, 7:20, 9:15

Shrek the Third - PG13 - Th, F, T-W 5:05, 7:30, 9:45; Sa-M 2:40, 5:05, 7:30, 9:45

again as Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson in

WHARF CINEMA CENTER

this latest installment of the Marvel Comics uberfranchise. This time around, Spidey battles the

658 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7865 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day)

Sandman (Thomas Hayden Church), the New

Georgia Rule - R - Th only 2, 4:30, 7:30, 10

Goblin (James Franco), some putz named Venom (Topher Grace) and his own new black suit.

Pirates of the Carribean 3 - PG13 - Th, 8; F-W 11:15, 11:45, 2:45, 3:25, 6:30, 7, 10, 10:30

Sounds like a bit much to me. 140 min. (AP)

Spider-Man 3 - PG13 - Th-W 12:45, 4, 7:15, 10:15

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

MAY 24, 2007

25

ART&ENTERTAINMENT

BY LILIANA BEGLEY LILIANA@MAUITIME.COM

Pole-Dancing Mama Studio Butterfly provides a safe chrysalis for erotic transformation I move with the grace of a tranquilized rhinoceros. Not that this bothers me, because I’ve always been kind of burly. It’s just that looks can be deceiving. See, I’m a petite person—through no fault of my own. I slather everything in butter, order my latte’s breve, think red meat is rather tasty and turn my nose up at the thought of “light” beer.

Being petite (like most things in my life) is my mom’s fault. My mom is one hot mama and she’s still (at close to 50) super fit. I know, I should just shut up and be stoked on the good genes but before you jump on the bitchcalling wagon, let me explain my dilemma: My mom looks like a dancer and moves like a dancer. I may look like a ballerina, but I dance like a linebacker.

Growing up with a mom that could dance backup for the Go Go’s left me with a big fat complex. Seriously, moving my stiff little body has always been a breeding ground for major, palmsweating anxiety.

So when I heard about Studio Butterfly—Maui’s first and only exotic dancing and pole dancing studio—I got really excited.

According to owner and teacher Carmen Ferri’s mission statement, the studio was created for women to, “Provide a safe place... for exploring their inner sensuality and beauty...” Bingo.

Ferri has been a Pilates teacher for years and I figured learning to elongate and stretch probably wouldn’t be a bad idea while I was

Carmen Ferri demonstrating “The Butterfly” (top) and “The Flower” (right).

26

MAY 24, 2007

at it. So I went.

And fell in love.

Ferri is absolutely gorgeous and made me feel totally welcome and capable of expressing myself. Was it easy to let go of my inhibitions? Hell no. Was I able to feel myself letting go by the end of the class?

Totally.

Exotic fitness is a real workout. It may have something to do with the fact that I have religiously refused to exercise for years, but I swear I was sweating and burning five minutes into the floor routine. And I do mean sweating and burning in the best sense of the words. I mean, what better way to get fit and gain body confidence than by learning moves that you can use in the bedroom. Hello?

It makes total sense to me. Somehow, the workout becomes worth it.

My favorite part of the workout was “The Bad Girl,” which consists of placing your palms flat against the wall and slowly moving your hips up and down and back and forth. Then again, I liked learning the whole leg sequence where you do a little peep show. Totally hot—and totally not as easy as it looks.

When we moved to the pole, I was at once petrified and ecstatic. Ferri demonstrated “The Butterfly,” a graceful little move where you grip the pole and swing yourself into a spin with your ankles kind of crossed. She looked amazing.

Then it was my turn. It was really intimidating at first.

I felt like I was going to fall on my ass. I’m pretty sure my first few attempts resembled a Jackson Chameleon trying to transfer branches. I

clutched to the pole for dear life, but then something happened. I decided to just let go.

The difference was amazing, and before I knew it I was swinging away to Van Halen and having the time of my life.

I even let Ferri take pictures of me.

Photographical evidence of my naughty side. A naughty side that I feel pretty proud of today.

I’m totally signing up for more classes, and am so stoked that there is a cool, safe place where I can be silly, laugh, be sexy and basically find myself right here on Maui. Not to mention, a place where I can wear those hooker shoes that I keep staring at in my closet.

For more info and to reserve a spot, check out www.studiobutterflymaui.com. MTW

Pole Dancing Classes Saturday (May 26), 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m.; 1-2:30 p.m.

Sunday (June 3), 2-3:30 p.m. at The Vibe in Paia, 870-8868

(top and left) Carmen Ferri demonstrating “The Helicopter.”

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS

and a glimpse at this little princess who needs Maui’s help.

Feast! Fundraiser - Saturday, May 26. Pineapple Grill is hosting their second annual fundraiser for Hale Makua. Ocean Vodka Martini Bar, oysters, shrimp, poke and mussels, pork tenderloin, imported cheese and fruits, lobster, wild king salmon, vegetarian platter, wine... Yeah, Feast with a capital F. Throw in live jazz and you have yourself a hell of a time for a good cause. I mean, getting old is unavoidable. Invest a little in your future here.

Tickets: $150 (includes it all), Pineapple Grill, 6699600.

Johnny Winter - Tue, Jun 12. Johnny Winter has been an icon of bluesy/rock guitar for a hell of a long time. This “Southern Boi” has done it all, and now he’s coming to Maui. Tickets: $55, $50, $45. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Light Bringers - Saturday, May 26. Feeling the need for something French? If a Frenchman (or woman) isn’t readily available, may I recommend a tasty fundraiser for Light Bringers Rescue Mission at Chez Paul? Champagne reception, live music, auction, riciculously wonderful French food, cozy atmosphere. Tickets: $190. 6:30 p.m., Chez Paul, Olowalu, 661-3843.

TICKETS ON SALE Julie Brown - Thu, Jun 7. Award-winning actress/singer/director/producer/comedian brings her one-woman comedy show, “Smell the Glamour” to Maui. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Fundraiser for Jacquline - Sat, June 9. It’s bad to cry at your desk, right? I can’t help myself today.

Please, come out and support Jacquline WenzlerSteves, a six-year-old Maui girl who was recently diagnosed with bone-cancer. Golf Tourny, tennis clinic, dinner and silent auction at the Maui Country Club. Visit www.4jacquline.com for more details,

Matisyahu - Sat Jun 16. Matisyahu is the hiphop/reggae artist that mixes orthodox Judaism with modern beats, which makes for a really interesting sound—ancient and modern all in one. Tickets: $45, $40. A&B Ampitheater, Maui Arts and Cultural Center, 242-7469.

EVENTS Whalers Village Center Stage - Every Thu, 34 p.m., hula lessons; Fri, 12-2 p.m., lei making class; Sat, 6:30-7 p.m., Polynesian hula show, 7:30-8 p.m., Tahitian dance; Sun, 7-8 p.m., Rhythms of Aloha with Benny Uyetake; Mon, 6:30-7 p.m., Dances of Polynesia, 7:30-8 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; Tue, 11 a.m.1 p.m., lei making class. All shows and activities are free.

THURSDAY, May 24 Transformation - Every Thu. Let Linda Hall intuitively guide you through a wide range of healing processes. Walk-ins only. Free. 1-4 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424.

Book Signing and Lecture - Arjuna Ardagh, MA will be signing books and lecturing on “The Oneness Blessing,” based on his latest book, Awakening into Oneness. Borders Books & Music, Maui Marketplace, Kahului, 877-6160.

FRIDAY, May 25

corn, local bands, potluck and mingling. Free. 1 p.m.-6 p.m., Baldwin Beach, Paia.

Biofeedback - Every Fri. Mary Higgins, QXCI/SCIO practicioner, helps you rebalance after living yet another day in a toxin-filled word. Walkins only. Free. 2-5 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424.

Give Peace a Dance - Support Maui artists who don’t support the war by attending this night out of music, dancing and celebrating peace. $10, The Studio Maui, Haiku, 575-9390.

Stellar Rejuvenation - Every Fri. Experience the natural healing benefits of soliton lasers. Free.

4-6 p.m., The Studio Maui, 575-9390.

SATURDAY, May 26 Find Yourself - Every Sat. Hannah Hammerli digs deep to find your hidden issues using the Gesalt Process and Dream Tending. Walk-ins only.

Free. 1:30-3 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 5722424.

Konawind Band - Every Sat. Konawind Band plays for your listening enjoyment. 6-8 p.m., Kihei Marketplace.

Jam Session - Every Sat. Musicians are invited to head on down to Waikapu and jam away with other players. I used to live next door to the community center down there and I swear, it was like a free concert every weekend. Oh, hooray! Bring a chair and your instrument. 3 p.m., Waikapu Community Center, 269-2704.

Int’l Festival of Canoes - Cap off the end of the International Festival of Canoes with a whole day of entertainment—parade, music, ceremonial launch of canoes and more. Lahaina Town, primarily Front Street, Kamehameha Iki Park and Banyan Tree Park.

Unity Fest - People of Maui unite... then chill. It’s time for the 5th annual Unity Fest with free pop-

SUNDAY, May 27 Tantra Temple Services - Every Sun. Embrace the spiritual essence of all faiths with tantra, an ancient high-spiritual practice. Free. 9:30 a.m., Lemurian Center, 2138 Vineyard Street, Wailuku, 244-4921, 244-4103.

Relax Already - Every Sun. Lawrence Gold enables people to end their pain by teaching control over muscular tensions. Walk-ins only. Free. 12-1 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424.

Drum Circle - Every Sun. Bring yor drum and beat away with others in the community. Free. 4 p.m.-sunset, Kamaole Point, Kihei, 298-9022.

Line Dancing - Every Sun. Practice your “tush push” ya’ll and come on down for some line dancing by the Maui Paniolo Posse. Lessons, 6:30 p.m. followed by dancing from 7-8:30 p.m., Lahaina Cannery Mall.

TUESDAY, MAY 29 `Ohana Connection - Every Tue. Breakfast to promote the health and well being of all Maui residents. 8:30 a.m., 986-0209.

Kalama Band - Kalama Intermediate school band is holding a concert for the whole ohana. Free. 6:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

WEDNESDAY, MAY 30

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

MAY 24, 2007

27

DA KINECALENDAR Naturopathic Physician - Every Wed. Bonnie Marsh, N.D., offers up wisdom from over 20 years of experience as a Naturopathic Physician. Walk-ins

In the heart of Olde Makawao Town

WILD WAHINE WEDNESDAY with DJ DURTY & DJ BOOMSHOT

Casanova’s Famous Ladies Night

Friday May 25th KPOA 93.5 FM PRESENTS

HOT HAWAIIAN NIGHTS

The Evening That Earned Casanova The Award “Best Late Night In Maui” Music Starts @ 9:45 pm $ 10 cover Maui bands compete for a trip to the big show on Oahu

Saturday May 26th

THE HOWARD AHIA BAND

Music starts at 10 pm $ 5 cover

Sunday May 27th Mana‘o Radio Upcountry Sundays

Steve Grimes & Mojo Gumbo

MAUI’S ALL ORIGINAL ROCK BAND

Music starts at 10 pm $ 7 cover

Dorothy Betz & Les Adam

with Vince Esquire Music starts at 2 pm 7 Donation to Mana’o Radio

$

Make it a memorable evening. Dine and dance at Casanova.

For dinner reservations call 572-0220 www.casanovamaui.com

only. Free. 1-4 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 573-

2424.

WOW! - Every Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. 6:30-8 p.m., 891-6770 ext. 2.

Dance Lessons - Every Wed. Open registration to learn the cha-cha and foxtrot. $50 for three months. 6:30-9:30 p.m., Kihei Community Center, 879-0555.

Sock Hop - 1950’s theme Ballroom, Swing and Latin dance. ‘50’s attire, and potluck. $10, 6:30-9:30 p.m., Kihei Community Center, 879-0055.

Meet the Newt - Newt Gingrich will be doing a Pearl Harbor book signing. 6 p.m., Borders, Maui Marketplace, 877-6160.

KEIKI After-School Help - Every Mon. through Fri. Hui Malama Learning Center offers after-school homework help and classes. Call for directions and hours.

244-5911.

Keiki Shots (West Maui) - Every first Tue of the month. Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis. Free. 9-11 a.m., Lahaina Comprehensive Health Center, 9848260.

Keiki Shots (Central Maui) - Every first and third Wed of the month. Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations.

Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis. Free.

12-3 p.m., Wailuku Health Center, 984-8260.

Story Time - Every Thursday there’s keiki story time and crafts. 10 a.m., Hawaiian Village Coffee, Kahana, 665-1114.

Ladies’ Night has a new beat or two. . .

DJ Boomshot & DJ Durty

Premature Babies - First Thu of every month Imua will hold a support group for parents of premature babies. Parent education, info and skills.

5:30 p.m., Imua Family Services Anuenue Room, 870-0115.

Keiki Issues? - Every Thu. The Parent Project, a program for parents of strongwilled children.

Wrestle the phone away from the child and make that call. Free. 6-8:30 p.m., Hui Malama Learning Center, 298-5050.

Bisque It Baby - Every Mon. Sometimes, as a mom, all you might need is a little time to do something creative. Get together with other Moms and babies and paint something—maybe a mug or a teapot—and de-stress. Studio fee is Free. 9-11 a.m., Kids and Company, Maui Mall, 877-7819.

Toddler Tuesdays - Every Tue. Toddlers are insane. Seriously, as a mother of two I can vouch that they are without rational thought. Let them do their thing and cruise with the other crazies for storytime, juice, cookies and painting. $15. 10-11 a.m., Kids and Company, Maui Mall, 877-7819.

LECTURE Reading & Writing Help - Hui Malama Learning Center offers help for adults who would like to improve their reading and writing skills. Class dates and times vary, call Jill at 242-1174.

Every Wednesday at Casanova’s Ladies Night Lights & illusions by hai dai Make it a memorable evening. Dine and dance at Casanova.

For dinner reservations call 572-0220 www.casanovamaui.com 28

MAY 24, 2007

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

Got Money? - May I have some? Before you answer that, check out this Maui group that focuses on economic solutions, and visions--dialogue and a readers circle, too. Various times, Island wide locations, 573-3250 for more info.

Socrates Cafe - Practice the Socratic Method in a dialogue group with a goal of improving your questioning ability. This means expanding on the,

“Why, Mommy, why?” technique. Various times and locations. Call 573-3250 for details.

Free GED Class - Every Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center offers a free GED class to residents of Hana. 5-7 p.m., Hana Library, 244-5911.

ENVIRONMENTAL Coastal Restoration - Every Fri. Habitat restoration at Waihe`e coastal dunes with Maui Coastal Land Trust. 8 a.m.-12 p.m., Waihe`e, 244-5263.

Smarter Than a Sand Crab? - Mon-Fri. Get free info about marine life and answers to all those pesky questions about Maui’s reef environment that keep you up all night. The Pacific Whale Foundation Marine Naturalists are definitely smarter than a 5th grader. The question is, are you? Free. 8 a.m.-1 p.m., Ulua Beach, Wailea, 249-8811.

Save Honolua - Every Tue. Meeting to inform, educate and involve the community on the proposed deveopment of Honolua Bay. This Week: Gladis Baisa as guest speaker. 6:30 p.m., King Kamehameha III School Cafeteria, 611 Front St., Lahaina.

Save the Forrest - Every Sun. The Pacific Whale Foundation is hosting a group of ten volunteers to pull invasive pine trees near Hosmers Grove.

Transportation is provided. Bring warm clothes, long pants and closed boots. Pick ups: 7:30 a.m., Harbor Shop, 300 Ma’alaea Rd; 8:15 a.m., Upcountry Tavares Community Center. Goes until noon. 856-8341 to reserve spot.

SPORTS Walk, Run, Train - Every Thu and Tue. Whether you’re a walker or a runner, you’ve got a group to train with. 5:30 p.m., Runner's Paradise, Maui Mall, 877-5300.

Tai Chi - Every Tuesday. Practice the 36 movements of the “short yang” style of tai chi chuan. $10 perclass. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 a.m., Unity Church Wailuku, 242-9327.

Pool Hours - Besides the fear of contracting super-strain uku’s, I really enjoy a good swim in a public pool. Sometimes the thought of dealing with sand is just too much to bear. Kahului, Kihei, Lahaina, War Memorial, Pukalani, anthe Old and New Wailuku Pools: M, T, W, F & S 9 a.m.-4 p.m.; Th 10 a.m.-4:30 p.m.; Sun 12-4:30 p.m. These hours can change due to events. To double check you can call, 270-6135.

ART Art Night - Every Fri. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments. Free and open to the public. This week: The Twins. 6:30 p.m., Front Street, 661-6284.

WOW Wailea - Every Wed. Meet artists, shmooze, admire art, drink wine and eat pupus.

6:30 p.m., The Shops of Wailea, 874-8583.

POETRY Open Mic - Every night is open mic night at Hawaiian Village Coffee. Kahana Gateway location, call 665-1114.

Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku, 244-0852.

Maui Slam - Every Mon. Open Mind Open Mike with spoken word, poetry, comedy—whatever you have to say here’s your chance. 7:30 p.m., Moana Bakery, Paia, 244-9091.

Techno-Mic - Every Saturday the Maui Media Lab hosts an open mic night for poets, muscicians and

If It’s HOT...

We Got!

Scotty’s Memorial Day Benefit and Fundraiser

Kiss My Taco Tuesday

Saturday, May 26th Happy Hour 3-6

Interactive Television

Hourly Drink Specials All Night Long!

Live Music

•Trivia •Sports •Texas Hold ‘em

Silent Auction Date Auction Food Specials

•$250 & $350 Tacos •$250 20oz Bud & Bud Light •$450 20oz Margaritas

844 FRONT ST., LAHAINA • 667-7758

2511 S. KIHEI RD., KIHEI • 891-8600

2511 S. KIHEI RD., KIHEI • 891-8600

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

MAY 24, 2007

29

The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

BADA BING’S

1945 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 875-0188

Thursday 05/24

Friday 05/25

Saturday 05/26

Sunday 05/27

Monday 05/28 – Wednesday 05/30

Willie K

Wild 105

Club Bing

Call for details

WED - Ultra Fab Night

Pau Hana Party

Micah Wolf

MON - Open Mic Night, No cover

Hot Hawaiian Nights $5, 10pm

Howard Ahia Band $7, 10pm

WED - Ladies’ Night, 9:45pm

Manao Radio Orchestra $7, 10pm

Uama $7, 10pm

MON - Kanoa and friends, No cover, 10pm; TUE- Acoustic Tuesdays

CAFE MARC AUREL

28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852

CASANOVA

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453

Marty Dread, 40 Points and VERY special guests

COMPADRES

Salsa

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

DJ $10, 10pm

E & O TRADING CO.

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 667-1818

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

MON - Marty Dread

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HAWAIIAN VILLAGE COFFEE

Open Stage

4405 H`Piilani Hwy, Kahana - 665-1114

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

Tom Cherry No cover, 9pm

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

others who want to be heard. Sessions are recorded and fed to the internet. All ages are welcome.

Free. 6-9 p.m., Maui Media Lab, Baldwin Ave., zumatribe@yahoo.com.

TV/RADIO Filipino Language - Mon-Fri. Fred Duldulao, Leo Agcolicol, Rey Patao and Maggie Evangelista host a Filipino language talk show. 4-6 a.m.; 7-10 p.m., KNUI 900 AM. Talk of Maui - Mon-Fri. Fred Guzman talks local, state and national poitics and issues. And every Thursday morning at 7:30, listen as Fred grills Maui Time’s own Anthony Pignataro on the latest issues of the day. 6-8 a.m., KNUI 900 AM. Talk Story - Every Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m., KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145.

Mind Body Spirit - Every Mon from 6:30-9:30 p.m., Tue from 11 a.m.-2 p.m., and Thu and noon.

Liah Howard, psychic and guests. KAOI 1110 AM. Maui Talks - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, callin talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m.

Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 5728787.

The Edge No cover, 9pm

Open Stage

Uncle Jobe, Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar, 1-4 p.m.

Wild Rose No cover, 9pm

Gina Martinelli’s Band

Words of Peace - Every Wed and Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace. Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 8:30 a.m. Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 573-3084.

Conversations with Friends - Every Thu. Mary Omwake and James Jacobson interview New Thought leaders. 11 a.m., KAOI 1110 AM Smallville - Every Fri. Small Town Maui, a onehour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. 7 a.m. KAOI, 1110 AM. Call In - Every Fri. Political and public affairs, call-in talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800.

Uncle Charlie’s Corner - Sat. Kahu Charles Kauluwehi Maxwell, Sr. talks story. 6-10 a.m., KNUI 900 AM. Maui Matters - Sat-Sun. Pacific Radio Group News Director Wendy Osher discusses local issues. 1-2 p.m., KNUI 900 AM. Spanish Language - Sat-Sun. Carlos David Hernandez discusses news and plays music in Spanish. 2-4 p.m., KNUI 900 AM.

WE ARE PLEASED TO INTRODUCE

Japanese Language - Sun. Yumi’s long-running Japanese language show. 7-8:30 p.m., KNUI 900 AM.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed-Fri, John Kane; Sat, Harry Troupe; Mon, Tue, Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 6610700.

Cheeseburger In Paradise - Live music nightly. All sets 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Compadres - Tue, 4 p.m., Damien Awai. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189.

Cool Cat Cafe - Sun, Wed, Erik the Whale Sharks; Mon, Fri, Dave Carroll; Tue, Jazz Night; Every other Thu, Howard Ahia and Erin Smith (alternating); Sat, Howard Ahia, sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Ernest Pua’a; Sat, Sun, Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret Roback. Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Braddah Brian & Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika;. Sat, “TBA”; Sun, Ryan Tanaka & Friends; Mon,“TBA”; Tue, Albert & Roy; Wed, An Den. Late sets 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Fri-Sat, Acoustic music.

All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787.

Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Thu, Harry Troupe. Fri, Joshua. Sat, Greg DiPiazza. Tue, Wed, Bentley Kalalway. All sets 7-10 p.m. 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina, 667-9616.

Kahana Sands Restaurant - Thu, Sat, Tue, Wayne Dunn. All sets 3-6 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000.

Formerly Mimi S.J. Hu, CPA Inc. and DK Levin Co. CPA proudly announce the merger of two of Maui’s respected CPA firms.

• Individuals • S Corporation • C Corporation

• Partnerships • Business Acquisitions • Estate & Trust

• International • Other Accounting Services

244.7770 • 270.1072 FAX • 77 Hookele St., Ste. 302, Kahului 30

MAY 24, 2007

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

Kimo’s - Tue, Wed, Fri, Sat, Sun, Sam Ahia. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar - Thu, DJ El Gato 10 p.m.-12 a.m.; Sun, Sin Service. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090.

Leilani’s On The Beach - Fri, Scott Baird;. Sat, JD and Harry; Sun, Kilohana. All sets 2:30-5 p.m.

2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Ka’anapali, 661-4495.

Longhi’s - Fri, Crazy Fingers; Sat, Scotty Rotten.

All sets 5-7 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288.

Maui Brewing Co. - Thu, Fri, Nino Toscano; Sat, Wed, Marvin Tevaga; Mon, Brian Haia; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473.

MON-WED - Open Stage

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Thu, Greg & Steve; Fri, Llayne & Greg; Sat, Sun, Mark & Mike; Wed, Anastasia. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Fri, AnRil; Sat, John Taylor. All sets 7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881.

Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m.

658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Thu, Shiro Mori; Fri, Darrin Lenett; Mon, Tue, Gene Argel; Wed, Angie Carr. All sets 6-8 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant - Thu, Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincade Basques; Sun, Andrew; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 6:30 or 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

SOUTH MAUI Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Fri, Mon, Boy Kana’e and Ka’Uhaneleo; Sat, Braddah Frances and Friends; Mon-Sat sets 6:30-9 p.m.

Sun, Teri Garrison. Sun sets 4-6:30 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844.

Cafe Cafe - Tue, Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-4700.

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Fri, Eddi Delgado; Sat, Mon, Island Stylin’. All sets 7-8:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, Kihei, 875-2910.

Ma’alaea Grill - Thu, Sat, Benoit Jazz Works. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206.

Marco’s Southside Grill - Nightly, Various artists (piano). All sets 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Sat, Joshua. 7-10 p.m.

2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei.

Mulligan’s on the Blue - Thu, Gene Argel and Makana, 7 p.m.; Fri, Wailea Nights 8 pm; Sat, Sun, Celtic Tigers, 7 p.m.; Mon, Gypsy Pacific, 7 p.m.; Tue, Benoit Jazz Works, 7 p.m.; Wed, Steve Sargenti, 6 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly music 6-9 p.m.

100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Thu, Sun, Tue, Tony & Peter; Fri, Eclipse; Sat, Erin Smith; Mon, Kanoa; Wed, Kenny Roberts. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café - Thu, Tue, Patrick Major. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 05/24 ISANA RESTAURANT

Karaoke

515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-1811

Sunday 05/27

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

Karaoke

Karaoke

MON - Karaoke;TUE - Karaoke; WED - Karaoke

L Dog

TUE - Da Hawaiians, WED - Chicko and Da Kine

Jared

Kenny Roberts

El Nino

Danny Murray $5, 10pm

Dub Rockers $5, 10pm

DJ Cronic No cover, 10pm

TBA 10pm

Ryan Tanaka and Friends 10pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA COOLERS

MON -Danny Murray, 10pm; TUE - Karaoke; WED - Dub Rockers, 10pm

Live Reggae Music No cover, 9pm

Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661–7082

LAHAINA STORE GRILLE

DJ El Gato

Sin Service

LIFE’S A BEACH

Rampage

Crunch Pups

744 Front St., Lahaina - 661–9090

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

Monday 05/28 – Wednesday 05/30

DJ El Gato $5, 10pm

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

Saturday 05/26

Karaoke

JACQUES

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

Friday 05/25

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho; Fri, Kaleo Cullen; Sat, Louise Lambert; Sun, Mon, Kenny Roberts; Tue, Kaleo Cullen w/ hula by Cora; Wed, Keoki Ruiz. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd, 891-8860.

CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Fri, Ron Kuala’au. 6:15 p.m. , Sat Tarvin Makai 6:15 p.m.1237 L Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774.

■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 667-1200 Nalu’s - Sat, Kawika Lum Ho. 5:30-7:30 p.m.

■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Thu, Kincaid and Albert; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincaid Basques; Sun, Kapule Paoa; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m.

■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA One Ritz-Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200

Café Marc Aurel - Sat, Belly Dancing. 7 p.m. & 8 p.m.; Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852.

Lobby Lounge - Nightly, Live music. All sets 6-10 p.m.

Mañana Garage - Nightly, Neto & Friends. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

Banyan Tree Restaurant - Thu, Fri, Sat, Tue, Wed, World fusion duo Ranga Pae. All sets 6:159:45 p.m.

Sushi Go - Wed, Live music. 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali, 661-3611

Unisan - Tue, Fri, Open Mic Night. 7-10 p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat, Live Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m.

Wow-wee Maui Cafe - Sat, Bradduh Francis, 8:30-11:30 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414.

■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031

Hana Hou Cafe - Thu, Haiku Hillbillys Randall; Wed, Tom Conway and Randall Rospond. All sets 69 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661.

Lagoon Bar - Nightly, Hula dancing during sets.

Thu, Mon, Tue, Bobby and Ralph; Fri, Ralph and Allan; Sat, Sun, Fausto and Kawaika; Wed, Nathan and Ralph. All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly.

Jacque’s - Mon, Live Jazz. 5 p.m. 120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525

Livewire Cafe - Wed, Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

Ono Bar & Grille - Thu, Sat, Steve Sargenti; Fri, Larry Golis; Sun, Margie Heart; Mon, Ernest Puaa; Tue, Brian Haia; Wed, Pam Peterson. Tue-Sun shows, 6-9 p.m. Mon, 5:30-9 p.m.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI

RESORT SHOWS

MON - Open Mic; TUE - Kanoa & Shawn; WED - DJ Nexus

Tropica - (Early sets) Thu, Wed, Brian Haia; Fri, Sat, Mon, Marvin Tevaga; Sun, Josh Kahula; Tue, Ernest Pua`a. Early sets 3-6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat, Tue, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Steve Sargenti; Mon, Josh Kahula. Late sets 6-9 p.m.

Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly, Hula dancing. 6-9 p.m.

SOUTH MAUI

Sunset Terrace - Wed, Thu, Bobby Krueger; Fri, Mahalo Greg; Sat, Rama Camarillo; Sun, Mondo Kane; Mon, Tue, Lono. All sets 6-9 p.m.

■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu, Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran; Sat, Mon, Island Style Trio with hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson; Fri, Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis; Sat, Mon, Nils and Anastasia; Sun, Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria; Wed, Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata. Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly.

Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly, Live music. 9-11 p.m.

■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-4900

■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge - (Very early sets) Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Very early sets 9 a.m.-1 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sat, Sun, Tue, Ron Kuala’au; Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Early sets 6 p.m.

(Followed by) Thu, Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Late sets 8:30-10:30 p.m.

■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234 Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Nightly, 5:30 p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo. ■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100

EAST MAUI ■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI Hana, 248-8211 Paniolo Lounge - Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun, Live music.

6:30-9:30 p.m.

Main Dining Room - Thu, Sun, Hula dancing.

7:30-8:15 p.m.

Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 Wailea Alanui, Wailea East Wing - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth.

Lower Courtyard - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie Lawerence and Friends.

■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922

Send your listings and photos for the Da Kine Calendar to calendar@mauitime.com or fax (808) 244-0446

WEST MAUI ■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 Nohea Kai Dr, Lahaina, 661-1234

Fifth Annual

Weeping Banyan Lounge - Nightly, Live music.

All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

Baldwin Beach Park

■ KAANAPALI BEACH CLUB 104 Ka’anapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000

May 27th 1-6 pm

Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu, Live music; Fri, Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue, Ernest Pua’a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0011 Kupanaha - Nightly, Hula show, 6:30-7:30 p.m.

Tiki Courtyard - Nightly, Alanui with Uncle Rudi; Sun, Hula show. All sets 6:30 p.m.

Bring something to share.

Live Music Free Popcorn Sponsored by

GET YOUR CELEBRATION OF CANOES 2007 T-SHIRT Available at

The Lahaina Visitor Center Open Daily 9am-5pm Old Lahaina Courthouse A LAHAINATOWN ACTION COMMITTEE EVENT

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

MAY 24, 2007

31

The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 05/24 LOBBY LOUNGE

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

Sunday 05/27

Monday 05/28 – Wednesday 05/30

Nils & Anastasia 9-11:30pm

Dr. Nat, 9-11:30pm

MON - Nils & Anastasia, 9-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 9-11:30pm

Save Honolua Fund Raiser $15

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

Saturday 05/26

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 9-11:30pm Johnson, 9-11:30pm

LONGHI’S LULU’S

Friday 05/25

The Willies No cover, 8-11pm

Neto, Latin salsa night, No cover, 8-11pm

Sexy Saturday’s No cover, 8-11pm;

WED - Karaoke, 9pm

MANANA GARAGE

MON - Salsa,TUE - Rainbow Night

MAUI BREWING CO.

WED - Open Mic Night, 10:30pm

33 Lono Ave, Kahului - 873-0220

4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy.,Kahana - 669-3474

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S

844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF

Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm

DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm

DJ Mello Yello No cover, 9pm

DJ Mello Yello No cover, 9pm

MON - DJ Mello Yello, No cover, 9pm; TUE DJ Mackie Mac, $5, 9pm; WED - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

Reggae with Adam No cover, 10pm

AnRil followed by Silky Ringo

Joe Benedett followed by Cinco de Junior

Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm

MON - Junior Guys; TUE - Randal Rospond followed by Howard Ahia; WED - Open Mic, No cover, 10pm

Live Jazz, No cover 9pm-12am

Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-12am

Viva la Glam

Flavazone

103.7 Presents!

Reggae Nights

MON - Dollar Balla, $5; TUE - Karaoke; WED - Live Music w/ An Den

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Karaoke, 10pm-1am

DJ Durty, No cover, 10pm

Backyard Party No cover, 9pm

DJ Magnetic No cover, 10pm

Kanoa No cover, 10pm

MON - Crazy Fingers, 10pm, No cover; TUE - DJ Boomshoot, No cover, 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups, No cover, 10pm

PACIFIC’O

505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

PARADICE BLUZ

744 Front St., Lahaina - 667-5299

SANSEI 600 Office Rd., Kapalua 669-6286 SANSEI Kihei Town Center - 879-0004 SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

DJ Blast, $15, 9:30pm

SPATS TRATTORIA

Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali - 667-4727

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR

2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

Trail Head No cover, 9:30 pm

Crunch Pups No cover, 9:30pm

WED - John Moore Project, No cover, 9:30pm

Jerry Caires Jr. Band $3

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR

1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

TIP-UPS TAVERN

Kilohana No cover, 10pm

LAWA $5, 10pm

Ohana Groove $5, 10pm

DJ Shark in the Water No cover, 9:30pm

MON - Martini Night; TUE - The New Project, $5, 10pm; WED -Tom Cherry, No cover, 10pm

UNISAN

Wes & Steve 2nd set 9pm

Joe Cano 2nd set 9pm

Disco Night 2nd set 9pm

Closed

MON - Jazz, 2nd set 9pm; TUE - ESPN till 11pm; WED - David Choy Jazz Night, 2nd set 9pm

1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

2102 Vineyard St.,Wailuku - 244-4500

Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Voted “Maui’s Best”

3(;, 50./; +0505.

KAPALUA - Thursday and Friday KIHEI - Thursday thru Saturday 10pm to 1am - Guests 21 and over w/ID

50% OFF

Sushi and Appetizers FREE Karaoke Draft Beer and Sake Specials

KAPALUA RESORT

669-6286

KIHEI TOWN CENTER

879-0004

NEW Sansei Kapalua location on Office Rd. between Vino and Honolua General Store w w w.DKRestaurants.com

32

MAY 24, 2007

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

If you like this music, you’ll love this show...

MONKEYSPANKERS FRIDAY NIGHTS 7PM-MIDNIGHT THE POINT 101.1 FM

RELAX, ENJOY, LET GO. Experience my healing touch in a quiet, private environment. 250-4557

Adult Services Make the Right Choice

THE OUTCALL ANGEL Caring, compassionate, head-totoe healing. Island-wide, 2 hour notice required. 250-8781 SWEET SENSATIONS Sexy, voluptuous beauty provokes erotic tantric pleasures. Loving domination & caring companionship for men and couples.

Northshore 280-0601

Sexy Carmella

808 276 0223

ENCHANTED GARDENS Melt to my Magical Hands Rhythmically Chanting upon your Whole Body. Balmy Breezes, OceanVistas and Lush Green Gardens abound as you are Tenderly Touched, transported into Tantrik Ecstasy. Elegant, Discreet, Intimate.

Irresistible. Couples & Women especially Invited. 891-2700

Busty Blonde New on Maui

250-7749

HOLLY 808-385-3929

Hot,Wild & Sexy 205-5713 24/7

Blondes ‘R’ Us!

For A Deliciously good time... call

Cherry & Friends 280-1694 PLACING AN AD IS EASY! CALL 283-3260

in/out call

Paradise Spice We put the Class in XXX Shopping and the Spice in Adult Fun. MOVING SALE

15-70% OFF

ALL IN-STOCK INVENTORY Selling old and making room for “new”

• Maui’s Largest Selection of DVDs • NEW RELEASE DVDs EVERY WEEK • Toys, Novelties, Lingerie, Gifts for Couples • Weekly In-Store Specials too Low to Advertise • Maui’s Only XXX Video Arcades (Preview Booths) 1010 Lower Main Street NOW G Wailuku - (808) 249-2449 IN HIR

www.ParadiseSpice.com Open 10AM - Midnight, 10 - 7pm Sunday

Young & Wild College Girls

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ ❤ ❤ BEAUTIFUL ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ BUSTY ❤ ❤ WAHINES ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ IN CALLS - OUTCALLS ❤ ❤ COUPLES WELCOME ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Call Naomi 250-2072

TANTRIC GODDESS

CARAMEL COLORED BLACK BEAUTY

• Awaits you with an open heart • Divine pleasures to tantalize your senses • From the surreal to the sublime.

298-6250

874-3831

visit us online at w w w . m a u i t i m e p e r s o n a l s . c o m T O BE C O M E A M EM B ER , C AL L

1 . 8 0 0 . 71 0 . 8 7 35

TO LISTEN & RESPOND TO ADS, CALL

1.900.226.0169

CALL COSTS $1.99/MIN. MUST BE 18+ TO LISTEN & RESPOND TO ADS USING A CREDIT CARD, CALL

1.800.721.0152

inParadise 298-7377 Pleasures Love•Compassion•Ecstacy ∫

BUXOM YOUNG CREOLE DELIGHT 250-8895 Serendipity Sensual Bodywork Bliss

357-3315

Lady Love

Offering you the finest in sensuous bodywork with lots of Aloha!

∫ Exquisite Experiences ∫ Tantric Touch ∫ Intimacy Assured

Magik Mermaids ∫ 879-3500 ∫

Elegant Ambience ∫Garden Temple

Sweet Island Beauties Are Waiting For You...

344-3414

NAUGHTY FRISKY KITTIES

To pay for our services using a check, call 1-800-252-0920

WOMEN Seeking Men ARE YOU OUT THERE Loving, sociable fun lady, 19, 5’5”, brownblack hair, brown eyes, looking for non-judgmental , loving, warm-hearted, man to share a little happiness, laughter, smiles and special times. 187931 PLAYFUL, SEXY LADY Seeks non-smoking SWM, 35-55, for romance in West Maui. Together, we’ll share sensational sunsets, memorable meals, long walks, inspiring talks, close candelight dancing, and long luxurious romancing. 616262

Men Seeking Women MEN Seeking

Women

ONE OF A KIND SAM, 22, N/S, caring, seeking a W/HF, 1928, funny, caring, attractive, N/S, to spend time with, go out to the movies, dinner and more. 183574

WHY NOT? SM, 44, warm smile, 5’9”, 170lbs, attractive, easygoing, honest, likes quiet times home, good company and snuggling. Seeking funny, nice, open-minded lady with adventurous streak who enjoys lifes little pleasures.

180218 SEEKING SOMEONE SPECIAL Level-headed, light-hearted SAM, 22, 5’5”, 155lbs, a little lonely, looking for commitment-minded, fun, outgoing woman who knows how to enjoy life to the fullest.

172407 ONCE IN A LIFETIME SM, 42, 160lbs, capricorn, enjoy surfing, the outdoors and making friendship, seeking an outdoorsy type of woman, 30-50, who enjoy living life to the fullest.

178353

Be the center of attention

Individuals • Couples • Bachelor Parties

269-2483

Carmen’s Den must be 18 or older to enter

XXX ADULT WAREHOUSE DEALS

250-8354

Toys • Magazines DVDs • Internet Access

CHARGE IT!

1883 Wili Pa Loop #3, Wailuku Millyard 244-6100 M-F 9:30a- 7pm SAT 9:30a- 5pm

LADIES:

Treat your friends

to a

LoveShack

party in your home

FUN - GIFTS - INFORMATIVE

Call 573-0303

BOOK YOUR AD TODAY! Call 283-3260 by 4 pm on Monday to get your ad in Maui Time Weekly!

Instant gratification!

Chat with someone local...RIGHT NOW CALL 1.866.399.5979 or TEXT “mauitxt” to 23578* *There is no charge for registration. Each message of your conversation costs 99¢.

Standard text messaging rates/other charges may apply.

What’s this @ symbol all about?

When you see the @ at the end of an ad, that means the advertiser has a profile (and maybe even a picture!) at our online personals site. Note the username listed after the @, and check it out at

www.mauitimepersonals.com For customer service call 1-617-450-8773 or email MauiTime@placepersonal.com LINGO: A-Asian; B-Black; C-Christian; D-Divorced; F-Female; G-Gay; H-Hispanic; J-Jewish; M-Male; N/S-Non-Smoker; P-Professional; S-Single; W-White GUIDELINES: Personals are for adults 18 or over seeking monogamous relationships. To ensure your safety, carefully screen all responses and a service of have first meetings occur in a public place. This publication reserves the right to edit, revise, or reject any advertisement at any time at its sole discretion and assumes no responsibility for the content of or replies to any ad. Not all ads have corresponding voice messages.

To review our complete guidelines, call (617) 425-2636 0522

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

MAY 24, 2007

33

AUTOMOTIVE CARS - DOMESTIC CARS 1989 TOYOTA CAMRY silver, LOW miles, A/C $3,495 stk#7139 2000 MAZDA 626 Black $8,695 stk#7137 2002 SATURN SL2 Red $4,895 stk#7133

2004 FORD FOCUS Red $10,695 stk#7146 2004 HONDA CIVIC SI Blue $14,995 stk#7125 2004 ACURA RSX type-S Red $16,995 stk#7134 2005 FORD MUSTANG Silver $16,995 stk#7127

SUV 2002 TOYOTA 4RUNNER $18,495 stk#7150

“great deals every day”

www.MauiToyota.com 877-2781

TRUCKS, MOTORCYCLES, RVS

DISCOUNT ON AUTO GLASS

MUSIC EQUIPMENT

•Windshields •Back glass •Door glass •Quarter glass Installation for all your auto glass needs!

Full Service, Quality Workmanship!

(2) Technics 1200MK2 turnta-

05 Gas Gas Trails 50 $1,595 03 Honda CH-80 $1,395 97 Yamaha Virago 535 $1,500 91 Honda CB-750 $1,695 04 Honda Nighthawk 250 $1,995 04 Honda Rebel 250 $1,995 06 Honda VT-750 Shadow $4,995

PLUS SMOKING DEALS ON 05/06 NEW MODELS

Maui Motorcycle 1161 Lower Main St. Wailuku

242-4000 AUTOMOTIVE SERVICES $500 POLICE IMPOUNDS Cars from $500! Tax Repos, US Marshall and IRS Sales! Cars, Trucks, SUV’s, Toyota’s, Honda’s, Chevy’s and more! For Listings Call 1-800-298-4150 xC107. (AAN CAN)

MAY 24, 2007

Stanton needles, Vestax PMC270A Mixer and a crate of

BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES

away for $750. Mark 298-5692

House music records. Drive it

CLASSES & INSTRUCTION

****$700-$80,000 FREE CASH GRANTS - 2007 ! ** Never Repay ! Personal / Medical DIVE IN HEATED WETSUITS Bills, School New Business/ Home WITH SHAKA DIVERS! etc., Live Operators! Avoid Hear Humpbacks Singing in Total Deadlines! Listings, Call 1-800Comfort! Professional SCUBA 270-1213 Ext 232.

Tours & Lessons Daily, Morning, Noon and Night, Scooter Dives *****$700-$80,000 FREE CASH too!! (808) 250-1234 GRANTS-2007! www.shakadivers.com Personal bills, School, Business/Housing. Approx. $49 billion unclaimed 2005! Listings 1800-592-0362 Ext. 235.

CASTING NEW BRAVO

EMPLOYMENT

TV SHOW! Seeing divorced spouses who want to help each other move on.

Please visit http://www.madjackentertainment.com & click on BRAVO for information. (AAN CAN)

COOL TRAVEL JOB ! ! !

One Month Paid Training! $500 POST OFFICE JOBS AVAILABLE. Sign on Bonus. Must be free to Avg. Pay $20/hour or $57K travel & start today. 1-800-735Annually including Federal Benefits 7409 (AAN CAN) and OT. Paid Training, Vacations. PT/FT. 1-800-584-1775 ABLE TO TRAVEL! Ext. 4401 USWA (AAN CAN) National company hiring sharp people to work/travel entire U.S. Lodging/Transportation furnished SERIOUS ENTREPRENEUR? Earn Executive Level Pay. Average and paid. Great pay/bonuses. Fast people doing simple step-by-step paced atmosphere. 18+ 1-888-9211999 (AAN CAN) system. Powerful comp plan. Not MLM. DATA ENTRY PROCESSORS http://www.living-a-dream.com NEEDED! (AAN CAN) Earn $3,500-$5,000 Weekly $COMPANY EXPANDING, WORK AT HOME$ P/T OR F/T, NO EXPERIENCE NEEDED, WILL TRAIN. FOR FREE INFORMATION CALL (808) 3062218 OR VISIT : www.youcanworkit.com

BUY & SELL

$BUY & SELL$ JEWELRY • DIAMONDS WATCHES • COINS COLORED STONES MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS SURF BOARDS

WEST MAUI GOLD 667-7689 1000 LIMAHANA PL. LAHAINA

CLASSIFIEDS 34

bles (never left the house),

281-4265

1000 ENVELOPES = $5,000 Receive $5 for every envelope stuffed with our sales material.

Guaranteed! Free Information: 24 hour recording 1-800-785-7076.

(AAN CAN)

USED BIKES

WHEELS OF STEEL

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

Movie Extras, Actors, Models!

Make $100-$300/day. No Exp. Req. Meet celebrities, Full Time/Part Time, All looks needed! Call Now! 1-800-556-6103 extension 528 (AAN CAN)

HELP WANTED Earn Extra income assembling CD cases from Home.

Start Immediately.

No Experience Necessary. 1-800-405-7619 ext.

150 http://www.easywork-greatpay.com (AAN CAN)

Ph. 871-6373

Movie Extras, Actors, Models!

Make $100-$300/day. No Exp. Req., FT/PT All looks needed!

1-800-799-6215 (AAN CAN)

100 TON CAPTAIN & F/T SNORKEL & DINNER CRUISE positions available for hardworking, reliable, drug-free individuals.

ISLAND PRINTING CENTERS Please fill out application Full time Customer Service 658 Front St, Ste 101, Lahaina Representative. Starting pay or fax resume: 661-5792 $12.00. Full benefits. Medical benefits. Please call 808-661-8849.

840 Wainee St. Suite E, Lahaina

PROFESSIONAL HARMONY VOCAL BAND is forming. Need musician that can sing, play acoustic guitar, bass, or keyboards as well. Call Jan or Rick 808-276-2420 Interested in Political Careers?

Learn campaigning from political professionals. Gain grassroots organizing experience on high profile campaign to end war in Iraq. www.noiraqescalation.org. Apply

by June 7th! (AAN CAN) GOVERNMENT JOBS Earn Up to $12 to $48/Hour. Full Medical/Dental Benefits, Paid Training. Clerical, Administrative, Homeland Security, Wildlife, Law Enforcement, More! 1-800-3209353 x.2001. (AAN CAN) $ MODELS WANTED $ For magazine print work. $250$900. Ages 18 to 35. 573-3712

PARADISE SPICE-MAUI’S ADULT SUPERSTORE Is currently hiring for Sales/General Assistant help. Experience preferred, but will train. Immediate Working From Home! Guaranteed opening, full-time. Apply in-person Paychecks!

No Experience 249-2449 Necessary! Positions Available Today! Register Online Now! BARTENDERS NEEDED http://www.BigPayJobs.com (AAN Looking for part/full time barCAN) tenders. Several positions availDATA ENTRY! able. No experience required.

Work From Anywhere. Flexible With hourly wages and tips make Hours, PC Required. Excellent up to $300 per shift. Call (800) Career Opportunity.

Serious 806-0082 ext.

Inquiries 1-800-344-9636, ext. 475.

200. (AAN CAN) (AAN CAN)

I M M E D I AT E O P E N I N G

Customer Service Rep F/T position with Maui Time Weekly available immediately. Salary, full benefits & bonus plan. Client relations, general office duties, computer knowledge, phone experience.

Fax resume to:

430 Kele St., Suite 301 Kahului, HI

CAR AUDIO INSTALLER TINTER Full time positions.

Experience needed.

344-4568

Temp/perm/ leasing employee Resume Services MOTIVATED, ENTHUSIASTIC, HARD WORKER? Too Clean Maui Carpet is looking to fill a spot on our elite team of technicians. If you have great communication skills and a valid driver’s license, WE WILL TRAIN. Flexible hours with benefits available.

891-2922 Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar

Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar

DRIVER

Part-time work Physically demanding labor Care About The Planet?

Great company. Great benefits. $10-$12/hr DOE call Paul 244-0443

PLACING AN AD IS EASY! CALL

244-0777

ALL FRONT OF HOUSE POSITIONS Immediate AVAILABLE openings for Hostesses. Hourly, as well as

Hourly, well asbased incentive incentiveasprogram on program based on experience experience & references & references Please applyapply in person between Please in person 10 am & 4:30 pm&@4:30 744 Front between 10am pm @ Street & schedule an 744 Front Street & schedule appointment or email an appointment or email dhanley@lahainastoregrille.net dhanley@lahainastoregrille.net Ph: 661-9090

Ph: 661-9090

Hawaii’s Premiere Helicopter Tour Operator is seeking energetic and enthusiastic individuals to join our team.

CURRENT JOB OPPORTUNITIES INCLUDE:

Guest Relations (FT) Greet guests, provide safety briefings and assist guests in safely boarding & disembarking aircraft. Must possess outstanding communication skills and a flexible schedule.

Flight Cashier (FT) Greet guests, receive and process payment/vouchers. Cashier experience helpful. Outstanding communications skills required.

Reservations/Sales (FT) Provides tour information and secures bookings while monitoring and updating flight schedules. Previous sales experience, computer knowledge and flexible schedule are required.

We offer 100% medical and dental coverage, 401(k) and profit sharing.

At Blue Hawaiian,“Good enough is never enough.”

Interested candidates may submit resume or apply in person at:

Blue Hawaiian Helicopters • 1 Kahului Airport Road • Hangar 105 Kahului • Fax: 893-0402 • email: careers@bluehawaiian.com

244-0446 or email to jobs@mauitime.com

Equal opportunity employer and drug-free work place.

Now Hiring Full- and Part-Time: Transportation Security Officers Kahului Airport • Lanai Airport

Officers provide security and protection for air travelers, airports and aircraft.

Full-Time (Kahului): Starting at $35,400 per year Plus Benefits Part-Time (Kahului): Starting at $16.96 per hour Plus Benefits (Includes 25% Cost of Living Allowance and 25% Retention Pay)

Full-Time (Lanai): Starting at $29,500 per year Plus Benefits Part-Time (Lanai): Starting at $14.14 per hour Plus Benefits (Includes 25% Cost of Living Allowance) Minimum Requirements: U.S. Citizenship or U.S. National • High school diploma, GED or equivalent, or one year of security or aviation screening experience • English proficiency • Pre-employment medical evaluation • Pass a background/credit check

Please apply online at: www.tsajobs.com 1-800-887-1895 • TTY: 1-800-887-5506

TSA is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

MAY 24, 2007

35

NOTICES CREDIT REPAIR! Erase bad credit legally Money back Warranty. FREE Consultation & Information: 888.996.3672 www.amfcs.com (AAN CAN)

EMPLOYMENT AAA BICYCLE COMPANY

CRUISER PHIL’S

FT/PT Bicycle Guides and Drivers. Join the industry leader in community relations and employee benefits.

Flex scheduling available.

Cruiser Phil’s 357-6318

DRIVERS

40 immediate openings for Drivers. We are currently expanding our tours. We offer excellent pay & benefits. Drivers average $140/day. Call 871-0727

ACTIVITIES 4 LESS, INC.

Activities-4-Less is seeking highly motivated, enthusiastic, self-achieving, dependable, funloving candidates fo the following department ACTIVITY DESKS (West & South Maui)

Help wanted

DAILY ISLAND ORIENTATION (West & South Maui)

LAHAINA

FULL & PART-TIME Retirees welcome to apply GREAT TRAINING & SALES SUPPORT is provided by our management team.

•Day Manager/BT •Breakfast/Lunch Servers •DJ

KIHEI FREDS/MOOSES •Line Cooks •Manager Trainee Apply in Person

If you desire to launch a Sales Career with excellent income, while having fun enjoying free Activities Call Lars today at 214-0435

Now accepting applications for RESTAURANT MANAGER LINE COOKS PREP COOKS DISHWASHERS

Roy’s Kihei Bar & Grill Please call 891-1120

Roy’s Kahana Bar & Grill Please call 669-6999

TM

Excellent Opportunity to be part of a dynamic team at Hawaii’s top-rated attraction We are currently seeking the following part-time positions for lunch only:

SERVERS CASHIERS HOST/HOSTESS Willing to train hard workers in our daily operations. Contact Sean at (808) 270-7049 for interview or fax resume to (808) 270-7080.

Maui Ocean Center 192 Ma‘alaea Road, Wailuku, HI 96793

36

MAY 24, 2007

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

HEALTH PENIS ENLARGEMENT FDA APPROVED medical vacuum pumps, VIAGRA, Testosterone, Cialis. Gain 1”-3” permanently.

Free Brochures. 619-294-7777, http://www.drjoelkaplan.com (AAN CAN)

FREE AND ANONYMOUS HIV TESTING OFFERED THROUGH YOUR HAWAII DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH Kihei-Mondays at Keolahou Church 11am-2pm. Wailuku-Monday thru Thursday at Wailuku Health Center 8:30 am-12pm. Paia-Wednesdays at Paia Community Center 12:30pm3:00pm. Lahaina-Thursdays at Lahaina Comprehensive Health Center 9am-12pm. Results returned in 2 wks. Sponsored by State Dept. of Health, for more info call 984-2129

NO PRIOR PRESCRIPTION Tramadol, Soma, Fioricet, Ultracet, Ultram, Xenical, Rozerem, Levitra, Viagra, Cialis, more! USA pharmaPREGNANT? cies, doctors.

1-866-912-7455 http://www.buyrxusa.com DHL CONSIDERING ADOPTION? Overnight (Available Most States). Talk with caring people specializing in matching birth mothers with (AAN CAN) families nationwide. EXPENSES PAID. Toll free 24/7 Abby’s One $9 PRESCRIPTION True Gift Adoptions EYEGLASSES Custom made to your prescription, 1-866-413-6293. (AAN CAN) stylish plastic or metal frames, ALOHA VALUED READERS High index, UV protection, anti scratch lens, case, lens cloth for We would like to let our readers only $9. Also available : Rimless, know that we try to screen most of Titanium, Children’s, Bifocals, our ads. We read back the ad copy Progressives, Suntints, ARcoating, to ensure that it is the correct inforetc. Http://ZENNIOPTICAL.COM mation that advertisers want. If you see the acronym (AAN CAN) (AAN CAN) that ad is a national ad and was not submitted directly to us. If you have a question directly concerning AAN CAN, please check out DIRECTV aancan.org Satellite Television, FREE Equipment, FREE 4 Room Installation, FREE HD or DVR Receiver Upgrade w/rebate.

FOR SALE Packages from $29.99/mo. Call UPCOUNTRY 800-380-8939. (AAN CAN) Ocean View 1/2 acre Makawao lot.

MAKE HISTORY THIS SUMMER! Double R-3 zoned building lot with 5/8 county water meter. Spec or National campaign to end Iraq War build your family compound. CPR recruiting career-minded organizmay be possible. $369,000. ers. Valuable skills/experience!

Century 21 All Islands. Josh Resumes to Jerman, Realtor (S), (808) 283-2222 demcampaigns@aol.com. Stipend, housing, training. Car/relocation SOUTH KIHEI necessary. http://www,noiraqescaRemodeled 2 bedroom, 2 bath, lation.org. (AAN CAN) second floor condo in Kihei Shores. Priced to sell quickly.

VOLUNTEERS $289,000. Century 21 All Islands.

WANTED Josh Jerman, Realtor (S), (808) Work and Learn!

283-2222 Exchange volunteering for free Buddhist classes & workshops.

BANK FORECLOSURES Work-study program in Buddhist Homes from $10,000! 1-3 bedcommunity includes room, meals, room available! HUD, Repos, REO, small living allowance. Northern etc. These homes must sell! For CA. www.nyingma.org 510-981- Listings Call 1-800-425-1620 ext.

H107. (AAN CAN) 1987

Maui Recycling Service If not now, when?

Curbside Recycling!

244-0443 • www.mauirecycles.com

Yokis • Custom Dresses & Gowns • Custom Bridal Gowns • Lingerie • Alterations

MISCELLANEOUS

REAL ESTATE

572-5884 RARELY AVAILABLE Spacious 3 bedroom, 2 bath Iao Parkside condo conveniently located near schools, parks, shopping, and the ocean. Great, affordable alternative to buying a 3 bedroom house. $381,000.

Josh Jerman,Realtor (S) 808-283-2222.

Century 21 All Islands

SHARED HOUSING, ROOMMATES ROOMMATE WANTED South Kihei 2 bedroom, 1 bath apartment. Pool and parking space, close to beaches. $700/month plus deposit. 298-6690

NOW W HIRING: Assistant Managers, Supervisors, Full and Part time Sales

VACATION RENTALS CLEAN, AFFORDABLE Accommodations in our vacation rental from $69 per day. Call Toll Free Wailuku Guesthouse 877-9868270 or www.wailukuhouse.com

Kaimana’s Beach Hale at Baby Beach www.kaimanasbeachhale.com Special this month. $125-$195 a day. Your own private Ohana. Continental breakfast served. Full kitchen with espresso machine & D/W. Call 667-6968 for info.

SERVICES

We offer competitive pay, generous employee discount, 401K plan, Medical and Dental Insurance, and opportunity for career advancement.

Apply at any of our Maui locations: Front Street, Cannery Mall, Whalers Village, South Kihei, Shops at Wailea or fax resume to: ATTN: MAUI DISTRICT MANAGER 667-2875

ALL AREAS - ROOMMATE.COM Browse hundreds of online listings with photos and maps. Find your roommate with a click of the mouse! Visit: www.Roommate.com (AAN CAN)

SERVICES MAUI RECYCLING SERVICE Picks up all your glass, plastic, aluminum, tin, newspaper, & cardboard. Home Pickup; a convenience for $17.50/mo! Bi-monthly pick up. Commercial accounts avail. Call Now! 244-0443

Maui Time is Hiring...

Immediate opening: CUSTOMER SERVICE REP F/T position, salary, benefits, bonus plan.

Client relations, general office experience, computer knowledge, phone skills.

Fax resume to

244-0446 or email to

jobs@mauitime.com

Radio has never sounded so good for

West Maui “Enhanced Radio Signal” Tune in to your favorite stations in West Maui as we provide you with alternative frequencies

SIGNLANGUAGE

CAERIEL CRESTIN SIGN.LANGUAGE.ASTROLOGY@GMAIL.COM

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) It’s new school vs. old school this week, and guess what? You, of course, get to push for the new, better way of doing things. Newer isn’t always an improvement; quite often the opposite, actually, which is where the old school gets its strength. However, this time, traditional sticks-in-the-mud have it wrong, and it’s up to you to show (and prove) it to them. Hint: “Do as I say, not as I do,” won’t cut it this week. You can’t tell them how things could be better. You have to show them.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) A strong desire for surprises can often help you in life. In fact, they’re about the only thing you can ultimately count on. Having expectations—of your children, say—will only lead to disappointment. However, entering parenthood or a relationship with excitement about all the unknowable things the new person will bring into your life is going to make you much happier than the vain hope that you can effectively steer them or your connection in any direction. How deep is your thirst for exploring uncontrollable, thrilling new territory with someone new? This week, swallow a spoonful of salt or do whatever it takes to make sure it’s fairly unquenchable.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Imagine you were an animal with only one chance per year of having a baby. If predators or circumstance claimed a few of your precious infants, it would be quite hard to contemplate trying again.

Hopefully, you would, anyway, and you’d also be smart enough to attempt a different strategy to help your child survive. Luckily, you can breed whenever you like. Falling in love, however, is another matter. Most Leos only open to that every so often—and with less frequency after being hurt or screwed over. However, I hope you haven’t given up forever—and that, when you do allow the possibility again, you try something truly different, something that might just allow your love to survive.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Although world-renowned as the epitome of practicality, you ought to be equally well-known for some of your cockamamie ideas. You’re usually a miracle of efficiency, so practically no one notices when you pour your abundant energy into these truly twisted and deluded ventures, except those closest to you (who probably tried to stop you, and would have, if you weren’t so stubborn). I won’t try to convince you not to pursue your latest private obsession. However, if your idiosyncrasies get in the way of something undeniably real (like your relationship), would you consider, at least this week, taking them down a notch or two?

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) If you ask advice of a friend, be prepared to seriously consider taking it, even if it’s not what you want to hear. You’re under absolutely no obligation to do what they say—but you ought to give it a fair listen. If you’re simply fishing for validation, don’t piss off your friends by ignoring them if they don’t give it to you. Everyone deludes themselves at times. Sometimes you have the benefit of a straight-talking, no-bullshit friend who’ll help you cut through an illusion or two. This week, won’t you let them?

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Instead of looking at how much you have left to do, consider how much you’ve already done.

Yes, the road ahead of you is long, but you’ve come a long way so far. That ought to give you strength and hope. Regarding the stretch ahead of you at the moment is too daunting. Instead, look back at what you’ve already endured and survived, and remind yourself you could do it again, and then some. Your trials and travails may have worn you down on the surface, but underneath they’ve tempered and developed your strength. Dig deep. You’ll find underneath your weary, exhausted exterior, you’re steel.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) As I write this, it’s been raining for days, and even the most adventurous Sags I know have become homebodies, staring glumly out their spotted windows and waiting for the sun to return.

You know the feeling, don’t you? Sometimes there’s nothing you can do about a situation except cool your heels and wait it out. That’s exactly the case this week. Being proactive will only frustrate and exhaust you, and possibly make circumstances worse. Chill out. The more you can give this knotty situation a bit of breathing space, the more likely it will untangle itself.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) You need carrots, not cattle-prods, this week. You’ve had enough nagging and ass-kicking in your life lately. You deserve some kind of reward. Not a vacation, not yet. You’ve still got a lot to do. But maybe you can find a way to treat yourself after every step along the way? You might need the promise (and delivery) of sweet treats, or massages, or dates, or screws, to get you through the next few chapters. Don’t deny yourself. Being stern and hard on yourself isn’t going to cut it at the moment. Be sweet, gentle and encouraging instead.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Don your verbal boxing gloves, because it’s time to step up (again) and go to battle for what you know is right and just. Why you? It’s your job, I’m afraid. You’re the most versatile and rugged of the air signs, and uniquely qualified. Libras make great politicians and moderators, and Geminis are funny and inventive. But only you can marry emotion to fact effectively and not be knocked out by a determined counterattack. That’s what’s required this week: someone to stand up for what they believe in who can take a few punches and keep on fighting. Like it or not, darling, that’s you.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) It’s like you were bitten by a Volkswagen-sized spider, and now you’re just waiting, paralyzed, for it to return and suck out your insides. Only the waiting can last months or years, and there’s no spider venom; this incapacitation is purely self-induced. What you need to know is that it only gets worse; the longer you wait before you act, the harder it will be. The thing you also need to know is that it’s never too late to step up and do something. Quit waiting, you delusional creature. Haven’t you suffered enough? I guarantee that whatever you do now will hurt you less, in the long run, than not doing anything, and, even if it stings a bit now, you won’t regret it.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

KPOA 93.5 FM – Westside tune to 92.9 FM KJKS 99.9 KISS FM – Westside tune to 99.3 FM KJMD 98.3 DaJAM – Westside tune to 107.3 FM KLHI 101.1 The Point – Westside tune to 101.7 FM

Is anybody still listening to you? Sometimes, you get so impassioned about something that you can go on. And on. And not even notice that everyone you’re talking to has tuned out, or even walked away. Pay attention, darling. Most of the people around you adore you, but if you take that adoration for granted, it might just get a bit frayed around the edges. Success and happiness this week means seeing the world as it is, and that means noticing that not everyone quite shares your enthusiasms. You still ought to share them—but perhaps in slightly smaller doses.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Your Earthy cousins have it rough. Capricorns never take a break because their ambition won’t let them, and Virgos can’t relax and chill out because they simply have too much energy. Sometimes I wish they’d both take a page out of your book, since you know how to get shit done and occasionally stop and enjoy life. Won’t you share your hard-won wisdom with them, and get them to sit down long enough to smell some roses, drink some iced tea, and simply do nothing more than shoot the shit?

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

MAY 24, 2007

37

Organic Mattresses... www.MauiFutons.com

Tues.-Fri. 10-5, Sat. 10-2 285 Hukilike St., Kahului

the natural choice Available exclusively at Futon Lifestyles

HOLOHOLOGIRL

BY SAMANTHA CAMPOS SAM@MAUITIME.COM

Why Do Mangoes Cost So Much?

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off. - Gloria Steinem

(Behind Midas, off Wakea)

871-6406

ECO Rental Cars BIO-BEETLE.com 808-873-6121

Powered By BIODIESEL

NOW IN CONVENIENT PODCAST FORM! Every Thursday Publisher Tommy Russo, Editor Anthony Pignataro and Associate Editor Samantha Campos discuss the thinking and decisions that went into the week's issue.

It's called

‘Beyond the Ink’

and it's another way we're bringing you Maui's most interesting and informative coverage.

Check it out at www.mauitime.com

38

MAY 24, 2007

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

I’m having a hard time relaxing these days. Especially since I came back from vacation. And especially since I’m starting to think it’s time to leave Maui.

The boyfriend took it well, at first. He was sad but supportive, saying he understood and wanted me to take advantage of opportunities to further my career. He was very encouraging and positive.

Until he wasn’t.

It was understandable, of course. But that was when I realized giving a threemonth advance notice might turn out to be an energy-draining, guilt-ridden, heartbreaking emotional rollercoaster. And so began the negotiations.

We finally settled on splitting custody of the house for the next month—he’d get it on weekends since that’s when he has his kids. And I’d take the time to finish up side projects and visit with friends and subsequently, their couches and futons. It was an amicable agreement, and enabled us both to get used to the idea of my possible departure without all the dramatic flourishes.

But then his pops passed away.

You might be wondering at this point in the column: 1) Where is the humor?

And 2) When is Holoholo Girl gonna get shit-faced on tequila and encourage her comrades to take off their tops at various bars around the island?

Yes, when and where indeed, my friends.

With boyfriend off to the Big Island to join the family in mourning, I dove into some freelance work, which just so happened to involve cocktail research.

No really, I’m serious.

So I found myself at my longtime friend and favorite curly red(-ish)-haired girl Sarah’s bar at the Tiki Lounge. Only she was too busy fending off stalkers and pouring liquor into cauldron-sized glass tiki mugs so I ended up talking to a Bosnian construction dude from Idaho. Or was it Iowa. Anyway, he was a nice chap. And though he hadn’t yet decided if Maui would be a good relocation choice for him, his obsession with Heineken and surf videos led me to believe he’d fit right in.

Another guy friend came in and talked to me about a chick he’s currently digging on. With that first flush and glazed look of lust/like in his eyes, he wondered aloud if it was time to have the exclusivity talk. You know the one—it’s where the desired result is both parties saying, “I don’t want to be with anybody else but you,” although if one of you doesn’t say this, then it’s all awkward and gross?

Either way, everything changes forever after this point.

I warned him against it.

“Just enjoy what you guys have now—this is the good part,” I said. “It’ll all end tragically soon enough.”

Done with doling out bad advice for the lovelorn, at least for the evening, I went home to an empty house and plotted out the rest of my weekend. For fun, I decided to make it more like a spa retreat. There would be a massage at the school down the street. There would later be some bubble bathing and candles.

And of course, much, much solitude and contemplation.

So the first thing I did the next morning was stock up on supplies. I wanted to get healthy type stuff so naturally—ha—I went to the health food store, and loaded my basket with such colon pleasers as lettuce, legumes, green tea, highfiber organic cereal, apples, yogurt and a mango.

Cost of one small, semi-ripe mango at health food store: $4.49.

Cost of three beatifically ripe, large mangoes dropped from the tree across the street at Kim’s house in Lahaina that were the perfect accompaniment to the vodka sodas we had at the Sly Mongoose after I got bored Day Two of aforementioned spa retreat: Priceless.

Yes, that means free.

Feel free to drop me a line or send me a dirty picture at www.myspace.com/holohologirl.

Samantha Campos comes from the prestigious Mexican family of habanero chile roasters, Las Camposeriosas, who shortened their name to “Campos” upon arrival in the great American desert swampland of Samantha’s birthplace, Bakersfield, California. MTW

Mind Body

Mind Body Spirit A G U I D E F O R H E A LT H Y L I V I N G

TANTRA SCHOOL May 21-25, 9AM - 5PM, Saturdays Ongoing 9AM - 5PM. Singles and couples master tantra, strengthen relationships, heal hurts, evolve, grow, become more conscious. To register call 244-4921, 244-4103, www.schooloftantra.com.

Spirit

MASSAGE Couples and Singles. Treat yourself to a little TLC in a beautiful, relaxing Upcountry setting. $60 for full hour massage per person by LMT’s. Call for details. 573-4899 or 276-2114. MAT # 8984

ALOHA MARITAL HEALTH & HAPPINESS

Counseling For all Sex & Intimacy Concerns

Move your body!

Express your spirit!

Free your mind!

Find Maui’s Holistic Events!

RELATIONSHIP COUNSELING Visit www.mauivision.net today Fitness For Every Body and explore our extensive mind, & PERSONAL GROWTH Erin Graue – Certified Nia Teacher body & spirit listings. New COACHING www.niamaui.com – 280-0149 Romance relationships, heal sexu- June/July Maui Vision Magazine coming soon!

Call 669-9091 for al dysfunction. Hypnotherapy, pastlife regression, lifecoaching, info. individual, couples, group counselHEARTFELT TEMPLE • Glass Designs ing. Sasha Lessin, Ph. D. & Janet BODYWORK • Vaporizers • Grinders Kira Lessin. 244-4921, 244-4103.

Releases Aches and Pains. Sacred NEW! VAPOR PIPES! Soothing LOMILOMI. Gentle CLUB TANTRA Hand Made on Maui Powerfully Transformative Chakra Saturdays, 7PM. Tantra Class folCentered Therapies. lowed by intimate party. www.schooloftantra.com, to regis- Conscious/Connected/Balancing Energetic. Delightfully Exquisite! ter call 244-4921, 244-4103.

Relax and Let Go. Aaah....Bliss.

19 Baldwin Ave Relief Guaranteed. Your Body is CUSTOM HULA HOOPS 4 Your Temple. CALL: 875-8388 Paia SALE!

PIPES

Confidential • Free Phone Consultation

Michael Ra Bouchard, M.A., Ph.D. Doctor of Human Sexuality If not now, when? 891.0952 www.sexhappiness.com

579-9922

DIVINE TANTRA 269-2263 La’a Kea Holistic Bodywork Deep Tissue, Efflorage, Energetic, Cranial, Deep Belly. Contact Autumn @ 344-4814. Upcountry, $50/hr, 9am-9pm

THAI BODYWORK Ancient Techniques with Herbs & Balms

$40 Mind Body Spirit LOCATED IN PUKALANI

Limited time offer. Call for details

Traditional Thai Massage starting at

Tantra

Quality bodywork and tantric teachings with a loving, experienced Dakini.

Enjoy better health, vitality, spiritual mastery and kundalini. For sincere singles or couples seeking a higher path.

∫

NA, ND 572-2623

•

9-9pm daily

∫

30

$

MAT # 8803

Balancing your health in a harmonious way!

Traditional Japanese Acupuncture • Herbs • Skin/Body Restoration

249.8280

CLASSES & INSTRUCTION

Mind Body Spirit

Expose Your Healthy Business Face-to-face to hundreds of potential customers at the Healthy Hawaii Expo, 10-4, Saturday, June 16 at the Maui Mall! For details call 669-9091 or e-mail MauiVision@aol.com.

Ayurvedic Consultations.

Maui Herbs offers Ayurvedic Consultations using pulse and tongue analysis to determine your dosha and imbalances. Dolphin Plaza, Kihei Call 879-9920 to make your appointment.

Maui Herbs Presents: Level One Reiki Class, Sunday, June 3rd.

Become a Certified Level One Reiki Practitioner. Dr. Dave Reed is a Reiki Master and will educate you about Reiki as well as perform initiations so you may use Reiki Energy Healing on yourself, family, friends, or clients. Reservations Required 879-9920 Class Location: Maui Herbs 2395 South Kihei Rd #121B, Kihei. 10-4pm, $100

MAUI HERBS Largest selection of herbs on Maui. featuring an Ayurvedic Healing Center, Herbal Formulas, Custom Formulas, Therapies & Consultations in the ancient Ayurvedic tradition. Dolphin Plaza, Kihei. 879-9920 M4M BODYWORK FOR MEN Strong & soothing hands offering a Full-Body combination of alternative & traditional styles. Private studio. Call Dennis at 344-3425.

Visit www.MauiBodyWork.com

Connecting Spirit with Motion

• Exclusive Clothing Line & Boutique • Over 25 Classes • 7 Days a Week • Beginner to Create More Advance Balance

808.667.2111

840 Wainee St., (Behind Ace Hardware) Upcountry Bodywork Lahaina Square Shopping Center with Richard www.islandspirityoga.com Experience a Swedish-based session, incorporating a variety of Heart to Heart SEXUAL HEALER therapeutic bodyworks. Deep WHOLISTIC APPROACH Tissue, Acupressure, Reflexology Breathe deeply - awaken the senses and Sports Stretching. Schedule a feel more aliveness Shift awareness - release unhealthy relaxing and healing session by belief systems and heal sexual wounding calling 280-8557 and shame - open to more love Feel more connected - feel empowered Be the love you are now!

Experience True Thai Bodywork For more info call 268-1337 Herbs, Balms, and Ancient Techniques to Relieve Stress and Clear Obstructed Energies. Call 344-2695 for appointment. $40

Infinite Oneness Enlightenment Mini-Workshop Sunday, June 3, 2-4 p.m. Unity Church on Maui, 438 S. High St. Wailuku. $25 ($20 pre-pay by 6/2) Kahuna Ho’okahi will plant the seed to Oneness no-duality. Call (808) 394-2464 for more info.

FREE! Kahuna Arch Healing Talk Story & Healing Experience with Kahuna Ho’okahi. Friday, June 1st, 7-9pm. Unity Church on Maui, 483 S. High St. Wailuku. Call 808394-2464 for more info.

Website www.mauitime.com Mail 33 Market Street, Suite 201 Wailuku, HI 96793

2114 N. CHURCH ST. • WAILUKU

Heal yourself...and Heal the Whole World!

Massage & Esthetician Clinic Happening NOW! Saturdays from 8:30 am to 4:30 pm Great way to start your day. Get a massage then a facial same day. Call now!

HypnoBirthing® Childbirth Classes For easier, more comfortable birthing in the way that most mirrors nature.

Ronda Rice CHC, Cht.

808-573-3402 PLACING AN AD IS EASY! CALL 283-3260

CLASSIFIEDS

CLASSIFIEDS Ad Deadline Monday 4pm To Advertise Call 244-0777 Fax Number 244-0446 Email classifieds@mauitime.com

“Nom” 344-2695

90 MIN. REVITALIZING MASSAGE $70

Alice In Hulaland

The hoop revolution is on! New larger, heavier hoops are easier to spin, learn tricks with, and sculpt your waist into serious shape.

Adult sizes approx 42” diameter Kids sizes available too. All hoops wrapped with special fun colored tape. Guess what, ANYONE can hoop! Call to order yours now 280-0149

a

AUTHENTIC

MAUI TROPICAL MASSAGE Relax to a deeply healing therapeutic massage by strong, sensitive, intuitive hands.

Lomi Lomi--Hot Stone Deep Tissue--Aromatherapy Ask about our TROPICAL BLISS sessions with two synchronized therapists Have Table-Will Travel to your place or a beach near you.

For more info call 283-6938 LMT #3132

CHARGE IT!

Gift Certificates Available

CLASSIFIED LINE AD RATES 5 lines included – approx. 140 characters

Additional lines are $3 per each

Frequencies of 1-8weeks $18/week* Frequencies of 9-26weeks $13/week* Frequencies of 27-52weeks $9/week*

Bold and/or caps are $3 per line *Does not apply to Backside or Adult Services.

Please call for pricing details.

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

MAY 24, 2007

39

Heard this lately?

Check out our

NEW HELP WANTED SECTION starting on page 34.

back

side HIGH VISIBILITY! LOW COSTS! BACK SIDE CLASSIFIEDS WORK! CALL (808) 283-3260 for complete details!

Take Hinau St. exit off Honoapiilani Hwy. just north of the Sugar Cane Train

FAST CASH! Up to $1500 with no faxing and no credit bureau check. Good, bad and ugly credit OK. Apply online for instant approval. http://www.WeLendCash11.com (AAN CAN)

On The UPside with TERI MAUI’S HOTTEST “CALL-IN” RADIO PROGRAM Tune in every FRIDAY at our NEW TIME *NOON* on KAOI 1110 AM. Call in 808-242-7800.

VACATION RENTALDISCOUNT RATES!!!

Luxury condo in Kihei. Nicely remodeled studio unit, kitchen, AC, 2 minute walk to Maui’s best swimming beach. 877-MAUI4U2

WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHY

5th ANNUAL UNITY FESTIVAL Maui OnStage summer

Weddings, parties, special events. Beach portraits. Call for free consultation. 808-264-5225

Baldwin Beach Park May 27th, 1-6 p.m. LIVE MUSIC

MAUI TATTOO COMPANY

VICTORIA'S SECRET OVERSTOCK!!!

Traditional, Custom, Polynesian, Cover-Ups, Portraits. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., under Lu Lu’s. 8740034

Air Maui Helicopter Tours 2 for 1 Special!

West Maui/Molokai Special. Only Air Maui offers this incredible flight! Call now for your 2 for 1 Kama’aina special or special visitor rate!

Expires Dec. 31, 2007. For reservations call 877-7005

Sweet Life Fruit Company

AFFORDABLE WEB DESIGN

Gift Baskets, Fruit Baskets & Flowers

Solutions to fit your needs and budget. 20 years experience with small businesses and Fortune 100 giants. Always free quotes. 344-1278

Delivered on Maui or shipped worldwide.

Sweet Life Fruit Co. 808-27SWEET (277-9338) or (662-9338) www.mauifruitbasket.com

LAHAINA COOLERS KAMA'AINA SPECIAL! 20% OFF all food items on the menu! 5pm7pm, 7 nights a week! 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina. 661-7082

MAUI WOW!!!

Check out the all-new 10,000 sg. ft.

Powersports Superstore! Cruisers, ATV's, Dirt Bikes, Watercraft, Power Equipment and more.

Parts, Service and Financing available! MAUI MOTORCYCLE, now in their new location at 1161 Lower Main Street, Wailuku. 242-4000

Stop Wishin’ & Go Fishin’ 42 ft. Bertram Sportfishers Catch a 500+lb Marlin & your trip is (16 caught in 2006)

FREE (808)

667-2774

Toll Free 1-800-590-0133

We need your help! We are searching for band members for the orchestra for this production – a bass player and a guitar player. Please contact Krista Fernandez Maui OnStage 244-8680

Save 30-50% off! Also, Silver Jeans, Flojos, Consignment Clothing & Jewelry. ELISE CLOTHING COMPANY, 310 ALAMAHA, KAHULUI. 893-5473

THE CONTAINER WAREHOUSE

Dr. Robert Ley

ISLAND-BORN REALTOR/BROKER

Comprehensive Pain Management

Spinal Trauma and Orthopedic Injuries Neurologic Injuries & Diseases Chronic Neck and Back Pain Shoulder, Knee, and Hip Pain Helping Patients to Find Exceptional Surgical Care and Alternative Therapies Located in Kukui Mall

1819 S. Kihei Rd. Suite D-101, Kihei 875-7595

Feel & Look Young SPORTFISHING

production of The Full Monty

Anti-Aging Medicine

• Permanent Hair Reduction (Underarms, Legs, Bikini) • Cosmetic Dermatology • HGH • Botox • Collagen - Restylane • Foto Facial IPL Laser • Chemical Peels • Natural Hormones (Female) Testosterone (Male) • Wrinkle Removal Acne Scars, Age, Sundamage Spots, Lip Enhancement, Microdermabrasion DNA Skin Stem Cells Offices in

Wailea•Kihei Makawao•Lahaina

808.276.4130 Trained at the Mayo Clinic Rochester, MN

BURTON FEINERMAN, M.D.

Solid Teak, Mahogany & other Tropical Furnishings. Located at Dairy Center on the corner of Hana Hwy. & Dairy Road. Open 7 days a week.

“Ready to help you buy or sell real estate on Maui.”

Angela G. Ward Honest Knowledgeable

344-5066 DIRECT

TUMBLEWEED REALTY angela@gotumbleweed.com www.gotumbleweed.com