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CONTENTS

VOLUME 10 • ISSUE 44

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• Bird Flu How Maui will deal, and not deal, with an Avian Influenza pandemic – by Cheryl Ambrozic

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The Condemned ( ) – by Cole Smithey

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• National Health What are the FDA’s intentions towards alternative medicine?

– by Anthony Pignataro

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Tin Ying is still King of the Mountain after 30 years – by Liliana Begley

DA KINE CALENDAR

• Letters to the Editor

Spiritual Ecology: The week that was – by Rob Parsons

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• Kung Pao Kitchen

Hours, locations and price ranges of Maui’s eateries

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Editor: Anthony Pignataro anthony@mauitime.com (State and Main) Associate Editor: Samantha Campos sam@mauitime.com Calendar Editor: Liliana Begley calendar@mauitime.com (His trying to justify why he called his 11-yearold daughter a “filthy little pig.”)

Contributing Writers: Cheryl Ambrozic, Caeriel Crestin, Rob Parsons, Ted Rall, Chuck Shepherd, Cole Smithey Illustration: Guy Junker, Glenn Watson Photography: Daniel Bendjy, Bill Geoghegan, Sean M. Hower, Pietro Ortiz

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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR FROM SOMEONE WHO KNOWS A DAMN THING ABOUT THE DALAI LAMA When I saw the cover of the April 12, 2007 weekly, I was looking forward to an article that would complement the wonderful photo of the Dalai Lama you presented. Instead, I found the writings of Liliana Begley to be in direct contrast to the compassionate and loving nature of the Dalai Lama, whose writings and presence in our modern day world have influenced so many (“An Unenlightened Person’s Guide to the Dalai Lama”).

Re: “I don’t know a damn thing about the Dalai Lama...” was shocking, disrespectful and seemed to reflect a writer trying to be hip [by] using words such as “yeah” and [the] language of kids strolling the mall.

By the time Ms. Liliana got to the relevant information about this worldly spiritual leader, it was too late. Her presentation was tainted with sarcasm.

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I love your magazine but your “Best of Maui” is a joke. I know for a fact that some businesses have their staff take home a pile of Maui Times to have it filled by their family, pets included, and increase revenues…

I have seen “Best new business” a few month[s] later stamp their ads with “Best of Maui” misleading the community. What really gets to me is your “Editor’s choice award.” What makes you such an expert to represent the [whole] island except advertising dollar kick back and family & friends’ connection?

Some people and businesses truly deserve being voted. Word of mouth will set the rest of us free.

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Put simply: our ad reps don’t know who wins until the issue comes out. We could probably triple our revenue if we did what you’re alleging, but that wouldn’t be honest.

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raises of Deputies Corporation Counsel and Deputies Prosecuting Attorney ($6,350 and $7,650, respectively). Then they’ll propose a bill increasing rates at the Waiehu Municipal Golf Course. And since the county seems to be having some pension issues—much like Corporate America—there’s a proposal to establish a “post-employment obligations fund” for the retired employees of the Employee’s Retirement System of the State of Hawai`i and the Hawai`i EmployerUnion Health Benefit Trust Fund. That should keep the retirees happy. And we all know what unhappy retirees do when election-time rolls around...

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Spiritual Ecology

That’s the Question

The week that was I believe that to meet the challenge of our times, human beings will have to develop a greater sense of universal responsibility. It is the best foundation for world peace, the equitable use of natural resources and, through concern for future generations, the proper care of the environment.

-His Holiness, the 14th Dalai Lama The Dalai Lama’s visit to Maui got me thinking about the special significance of the auspicious occasion. Was there any particular message in the life and words of this revered religious and political leader that I may impart to inspire myself, and others, to nudge us towards greater awareness and right action? While I contemplated the question, I looked back on the week that had just passed…

Monday morning Put the finishing touches on my latest article. Deep breath, get up and stretch. Walk outside into the sunshine and drink in the fragrance of the gardenias.

Monday evening Carpool to South Maui for a neighborhood meeting. At dusk, 40 people fill chairs on a spacious deck overlooking the open space kiawe and grass pasture of what could become Wailea 670. Clear, passionate presentations lead to lively questions and conversations about the possibility of responsible, community-based planning. A spirit of hopefulness is in the air. I wonder how to explain it all to the vast numbers of people who didn’t attend.

Tuesday morning A friend sends a web video that has me in tears. It’s David Suzuki’s young daughter addressing the U.N. Conference on Environment and Development in Rio de Janeiro.

Even in kindergarten you tell us not to settle our differences by fighting, she says. “So why do you do what you tell us not to do?” (see: powerofourway.blogs.com:80/) Tuesday afternoon Maui Tomorrow board meeting. So many issues.

Tuesday evening Friends ask us to join them for din-

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ner before they return to Colorado. They want to support local efforts with funding from their charitable foundation. She asks, how do we bring about a shift in consciousness, so people will “get it?” Will the Dalai Lama’s visit help some people wake up and realize the value of human life and learn compassion for all beings?

I say I believe in sharing enough information so people may arrive at a place of making educated choices. I told of efforts last year, with support from Mayor Alan Arakawa, to establish an Environmental Resource Center so that residents and visitors could learn about our native ecosystems, environmental organizations and efforts.

The idea became a bit of a political football. Some were so caught up in the muddled past of the County property and house built near Baldwin Beach that they couldn’t see the golden opportunity. As spiritual activist and author Marianne Williamson once bluntly told a questioner at a packed Castle Theater, “You’re so caught up in the crucifixion that you can’t see the possibility of redemption.”

Apparently seeing problems rather than possibilities, the new administration recently boarded up the beach house.

Wednesday morning Working at home. Someone sent underwater photos of sea turtles. Sweet.

Wednesday evening Free showing of Kundun at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center. Paia’s Lama Geltsin intones a Buddhist blessing before the screening. I had remembered little of seeing the film 10 years ago. The photography and music greatly enhance and enliven the story of the Dalai Lama’s early life, up to his escape from Tibet at age 19.

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community risen up in the past 50 years to insist that China’s atrocities to the Tibet nation, people, religion and culture be reconciled?

Thursday morning Reading the newspaper. The Honolulu Advertiser prints my letter stating proposals by Maui Electric, BlueEarth Biodisel and Imperium Renewables will lead us down a dead-end road. The Maui News reports on the mass shooting at Virginia Tech. Next to it is a local story of three men who rescued a stranded dog stuck on a ledge in the steep cliffs of `Iao Valley.

A letter writer postulates that the Dalai Lama may be a peace messenger sent by Jesus, who is tired of us “ignoring and distorting his message.” Isn’t it true that we each see things through our own set of glasses, rather than with an open mind?

Seventy percent of the people in the world are non-Christian, yet there is such a great tendency towards exclusivity and see SPIRITUAL, page 13

The first case on the Apr. 5, 2007 Liquor Control Adjudication Board docket dealt with the Circle K Express/Carl’s Jr. in Ma`alaea. Pleading no contest to one count of selling alcohol to a minor—their third such violation in five years—the store’s owners were facing a mandatory license suspension of up to 30 days.

Donald Fujii, the newly elected board chairman for the next year, was the only member of the panel to ask the owners a question during the hearing.

“This is like a Minute Stop?” he said, admitting to the owners, his colleagues on the adjudication board and everyone else in the conference room that he—the guy responsible for running all Adjudication Board hearings—had no idea who the licensee was.

Now it’s tempting to blame Fujii’s relative inexperience on the Adjudication Board—he’d been on the panel just a year when he was voted chairman—but that’s a bogus argument. In addition to spending the years 2001-2006 as a member of the Liquor Commission, Fujii is a lifelong Maui resident.

Fujii graduated from Lahainaluna. In the late 1960’s and early 1970’s, he owned and managed the Olowalu General Store. He spent 20 years as a purchasing agent with the County of Maui. In fact, Fujii’s undoubtedly passed the Circle K many, many times on his trips to Lahaina, where he owns property and serves as president of the Lahaina Jodo Mission.

But none of that apparently mattered now. For the owners of the Ma`alaea Circle K outlet sitting in the dock, pleading for leniency—they ultimately got a 15-day liquor license suspension—it was now painfully clear that the guy in charge of their deliberation had done minimal, if any, preparation for the hearing.

Was it that Fujii didn’t have time to look into the case, despite the fact that it had been on the board agenda for a week prior to the hearing? Or does he simply have little interest or knowledge of the liquor licensees he judges every month? Now those are questions worth exploring.

By the way, Akaku videotaped the hearing where the Liquor Commission so rudely slapped down a few citizens who dared criticize the county’s anti-dance regulations. And you can program the station yourself to watch the LC’s antics at your leisure. Just go to www.akaku.org, click on Programming, then on XTV. The name of the program is “Liquor Commission 4-11-07” and the program number is 377. Enjoy!

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National Health What are the FDA’s intentions towards alternative medicine?

Hold onto your goji berries and massage oils, people. The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) may be coming for them, if alarmist emails making the rounds throughout the local alternative health community is correct.

“When it comes to health freedom, this is the FDA’s end game,” read an Apr. 19 email from Richard Diehl to the local alternative health community. “This is not a thing to ignore.”

Diehl’s message is hardly alone in cyberspace. All over the nation massage therapists, health food store owners and just about everyone else who considers him or herself part of the alternative health industry is concerned over the FDA’s recent “Draft Guidance,” which deals with “Complementary and Alternative Medicine Products and Their Regulation.” Public comment on the document, which began on Feb. 27, ends on Apr. 30.

It’s not surprising that alternative health counselors and practitioners see trouble if the FDA moves to increase its oversight of their industry.

“It’s just their way to hamper competition,” said Sheea Shafer, who founded the Holistic Association of Hawai`i, which promotes what she calls “a health and wellness lifestyle.”

(Shafer also forwarded Diehl’s original email to Maui Time.)

“On Maui, this is a way of life for many of us,” Shafer said. She added that new regulations “would be a huge act of control that would end up being a farce.”

Ironically, the FDA insists the Draft Guidance has nothing to do with regulating the industry.

“The Draft Guidance is not a regulation,” FDA spokesman S. Mitchell Weitzman said. “And it’s not a prelude to regulation.”

What it is, Weitzman said, is an attempt by the FDA to clear up some “confusion” over which alternative health therapies, products and practices fall under current FDA regulatory laws. According to statistics cited in the Draft Guidance, “more than one-third” of American adults today are using some sort of alternative health practice or product. In fact, visits to alternative health practitioners “each year exceed those to primary care physicians.”

“There are hundreds of products out there,” Weitzman said. “If [people] have a question about a specific

“more than one-third” of American adults today are using some sort of alternative health practice or product. In fact, visits to alternative health practitioners “each year exceed those to primary care physicians.”

product, we invite them to call us. That’s what we’re encouraging people to do.”

Indeed, the Draft Guidance says its purpose is to “represent the agency’s current thinking” on what it calls “complementary and alternative medicine [CAM].” The document defines CAM as “a group of diverse medical and health care systems, practices, and products that are not presently considered to be part of conventional medicine.”

As the Draft Guidance shows, there aren’t many specifics concerning the FDA’s relationship to alternative health.

For instance, “botanical products” like vitamins, amino acids, proteins and animal-derived extracts “may be regulated as drugs, cosmetics, dietary supplements, or foods” (emphasis added).

By contrast, the FDA already regulates biofeedback machines (as well as acupuncture needles), but the Draft Guidance says “mind-body medicine” like hypnosis, yoga, meditation, tai chi, qi gong and group support “would not be subject to our jurisdiction” (emphasis in the original). Similarly, the FDA does not believe chiropractic manipulation, massage therapy and reflexology fall under its regulatory guidelines, though massage lotions and oils “may be subject to regulation.”

What all this means for the industry is hard to say, though Weitzman denies that it will change much.

“Don’t expect anything surprising,” he

said when the comment period ends and the final guidance emerges. “I don’t think there’s any intention that this will lead to new regulation. We just want to clarify questions people have raised.”

As far as Shafer is concerned, the FDA would be foolish if they start issuing new regulations.

“People are really waking up and using alternatives,” she said. “I just think this is kind of a joke. If they accomplished it we would be in a bad state.”

For more information on the FDA’s Draft Guidance, visit www.fda.gov/cber/gdlns/altmed.htm.

MTW

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lapse the DLNR employed just a single engineer to inspect all of the state’s 130 dams. Nor has the DLNR under Young’s leadership ever adequately explained how it handled a warning from the Sierra Club about flooding at Ka Loko that arrived at the department three weeks before the dam’s Mar. 14, 2006 breach. It’s heartwarming that Lingle stands by her man after admissions as these and sees no reason to deny him yet another four years as the state’s chief of environmental matters, but does that mean the state Senate shouldn’t be absolutely thorough in its assessment of Young’s time in office?

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FRIDAY, Apr. 20 Should I be surprised that The Maui News editorial page—which I can’t recall ever really criticizing Lingle—said today that the state Senate should hurry up and approve Young for DLNR Director? Or that it did so without even mentioning Ka Loko?

SATURDAY, Apr. 21 So are hotels pretty much obsolete on all of Maui, or just the Westside? I ask because Marriott just announced that even though their company is looking at reduced earnings this year, their Maui timeshare operation—specifically the Marriott Maui Ocean Club—has been selling like gangbusters.

They expected to make no more than $50

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So Governor Linda Lingle wants the state Water, Land, Agriculture and Hawaiian Affairs Committee to hurry up and approve Peter Young for another term as boss of the Department of Land and Natural Resources (DLNR). “Sometimes in this building you become very isolated from common sense and the average person,” Lingle lectured the committee, according to today’s Honolulu Star-Bulletin. “The average person who has watched this hearing is disgusted by the whole process.” Wow, disgusted. That’s a strong word, and politicians don’t usually use strong words. But let’s recap: Young has already headed up the DLNR for four years. In that time the state has suffered one catastrophic dam collapse— the Ka Loko Reservoir on Kauai, which caused seven deaths. Young has reportedly acknowledged that while it’s the DLNR’s responsibility to inspect dams throughout the state like Ka Loko, he could find no evidence that his department had ever inspected that dam. In fact, Young also admitted that at the time of the col-

In other calamities, Elizabeth Drew writes in the May 10 New York Review of Books that the endless bloodbath that is the war in Iraq is costing the U.S. approximately $9 billion a month. Understanding a dollar amount that high is always difficult, so I’m going to steal a rhetorical device from former President Dwight Eisenhower.

Nine billion dollars will buy the State of Hawai`i all of the following: 10 “state-ofthe-art” hospitals similar to the proposed Malulani Medical Center; 20 high schools like that proposed for Kihei; enough air-conditioning units to equip all of the state’s 285 schools (264 of which currently lack air-conditioning); 20 300-bed homeless shelters (enough to house the state’s estimated 6,000 homeless people); as well as the entire Lahaina bypass road from Launiupoko to Ka`anapali. And when you were done with that little spending spree, you’d still have more than a billion dollars left over.

Considering its delays and cost, the Lahaina Bypass better look like this million off timeshare sales in the first quarter of this year, reported the Honolulu Advertiser yesterday, but Marriott ended up pulling in $57 million. Considering that timeshare units differ most strikingly from hotel rooms in that they include kitchens (or kitchenettes), I’m betting local restaurants are just loving hearing growth figures like these.

SUNDAY, Apr. 22 We’ve got a look at how Maui will respond to an avian influenza outbreak on the cover this week, and it’s a scary story. But if you think that’s bad, how about this: the Advertiser is reporting today that state officials approved the delivery of dengue virus, West Nile virus, hantavirus and SARS (as well as three other human pathogens the officials wouldn’t name because they’re “potential bioterrorist threats”) to Hawai`i researchers. Talk about your invasive species. And why would the state Department of Agriculture do such a thing? (Why it kept these shipments a secret until now is pretty obvious). Well, the biggest reason is that potentially discovering cures here could save many lives, since these viruses will likely head to the U.S. from Asia. But the paper also highlighted another possible benefit to doing the bug research in the islands—“Creating more high-tech jobs.” Now state researchers and officials insist that “the risk [of an outbreak from a lab] is very low,” and this has me thinking. If a few test tubes full of hantavirus could create a handful of high-tech jobs, why not build a full-blown bioweapons lab here? I mean, once these shipments are complete (SARS

apparently isn’t here yet, according to the article) we’ll have all the fixin’s to start cooking up some really potent bombs.

And you know, nuclear power plants create megatons of high-tech jobs—let’s build one on every island!

MONDAY, Apr. 23 You know, I included the Lahaina bypass road in that little war funding discussion above mostly for humor reasons.

For 35 years now the state has been promising to build a road through Lahaina that would relieve traffic congestion on Honoapi`ilani Highway. And for 35 years, residents have watched those promises crumble like weathered asphalt.

But today’s Honolulu Advertiser reports that road construction will finally begin.

“This is really for real,” Lahaina Bypass Now executive director Theo Morrison told the paper. “I’ve been the cheerleader getting people to believe this is really happening.” And apparently the state really will start construction on Phase 1A—a two-lane stretch of road crossing Lahainaluna Road between “Future Keawe Street” and “Future Dickenson Street.” Now that new bypass may just be a mile long, but it will cost an estimated $48 million. And it will happen. This August. Sharp. Guaranteed. Maybe.

TUESDAY, Apr. 24 Well, The Maui News got its wish: the state Senate hurried up, all right, but they voted 15-8 to can the Peter Young nomination. Imagine that.

Anthony Pignataro still isn’t used to the sound of his own voice. MTW

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WHAT’S THE LIPOA POINT? Gotta love the Maui Land & Pineapple Company. No, I’m serious: you must love them. Right now! I kid, I kid. Seriously folks, have you been following this whole Honolua Bay/Lipoa Point thing?

A couple months ago the company floats this idea—it’s not even a plan, really—that they want to build 40 estates and an 18-hole golf course on Lipoa Point overlooking the bay, and practically the entire island is outraged. And rightfully so—Honolua Bay is a gorgeous place, regardless of whether you’re a surfer, and the idea of urban run-off getting dumped into the bay is too horrible to contemplate. Anyway, opposition to any development at the point has gotten so bad that on Apr. 20 County Councilmember Jo Anne Johnson proposed buying the property from ML&P, and even offered to set aside $1 million to show the company they were serious. That a boatload of Save Honolua activists filled the entire council chamber gallery as Johnson spoke shows that ML&P is truly the force in the county to be reckoned with. MTW

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ROBREPORT SPIRITUAL: continued from page 8 trying to convert the beliefs of others.

I reflect on the wisdom from a favorite book, Change We Must, by Nana Veary. A native Hawaiian and mother of acclaimed songstress Emma Veary, Nana’s message of aloha describes her life as a spiritual journey, rather than a destination.

It reminds me of the time I overheard a tourist in Hana say, “This is it? This is all there is?” and I thought to myself, you just missed it.

Thursday evening Gathering at Palauea Beach to commemorate the anniversary of an elder’s passing, and her daughter’s embarking on a trip to the artistic and spiritual community at Damanhur, Italy. I’m reminded of the lost opportunity to preserve the public beach at Palauea, which is now framed by mansions—ostentatious displays of wealth that compromise the historic and cultural sense of place and feeling of serenity.

Friday morning Carpool to County Council meeting. A buzz is in the air. Former Council member Wayne Nishiki greets people in the parking lot, wearing a white “Save Honolua Coalition” t-shirt, like dozens of others. In the chambers, it’s standing room only, with signs and placards hoisted high.

School kids from Sacred Hearts and Lahainaluna speak eloquently in support of a resolution to preserve Lipoa Point, rather than build a golf course and luxury homes. There’s a tsunami wave of change, and the people of the West Maui community are riding it like a monster tube rolling into their beloved bay.

This grassroots effort has successfully changed the course of the landowner’s proposed development.

Maui Land and Pineapple’s representative announces that they are tabling current plans, and are willing to talk about alternatives. I’m greatly inspired and encouraged.

NEWSOFTHEWEIRD Friday afternoon On a high from the council meeting, I work with colleagues on planning to engage the South Maui community in taking the reins to plan their future.

Saturday Earth Day. For the 37th year, people gather in celebration worldwide to discuss the changes we need to embrace if we are to save Mother Earth from ourselves.

Maui Nui Botannical Gardens is more crowded than in past years. Hawaiian music, culture, crafts, food and plants are the focus. Environmental organizations bring out their best displays, sharing their humble, yet heroic efforts. The sun is shining, the tradewinds are blowing and there are smiles on many faces.

Sunday morning It’s Earth Day again! This time at Baldwin Beach Park. Hundreds come to listen to a variety of music, mingle, dance and celebrate. Many people sign petitions.

The Sierra Club’s display includes a banner hung on the eave of A&B’s pavilion, alongside colorful prayer flags. It reads, “The Environment is the Economy.” Well, at least THIS crowd gets the message.

When will everyone else get it?

Sunday evening The Studio Maui in Haiku is packed for devotional kirtan chanter, Krishna Das. He’s a contemporary and friend of Maui resident Ram Das, and both spent years in India with their guru, Neem Karoli Baba.

Krishna Das shares that kirtan chanting is a form of spiritual practice, a devotional yoga. The energy is electrified, and the audience becomes a choir, singing the names of the Divine. According to his website, “These Names are the sound of the surf of that Ocean of Love. Everyone has their own path to this beach, to the Ocean, but we all wind up in the same place.” Waves of joy fill the hall.

TRUE DETECTIVE WORK Doug Guetzloe, one of central Florida’s most prominent political operatives (and a subject of investigations by the Florida Elections Commission and a highway agency in Orlando), had long eluded criminal charges by denying any knowledge of unethical activities that prosecutors were sure involved him. But late last year, Guetzloe missed a payment on his rental storage locker and 50 boxes of his personal and professional records were seized and auctioned for $10 to a curious citizen, who then gave them to Orlando’s WKMG-TV, which had several earlier investigations of Guetzloe still pending.

Based on early readings of the storagelocker papers, Guetzloe was indicted for felony perjury in March.

PEOPLE WITH ISSUES A federal appeals court in March turned down Ruth Parks’ challenge to her re-election loss in 2001 as the recorder-treasurer of Horseshoe Bend, Ark., which she blamed on a conspiracy by the mayor and police chief. The court concluded that voters, not a conspiracy, had defeated her, perhaps because of the prominence of her belief in UFOs and the conflicting views of her and her husband as to whether she personally had ever been abducted by aliens: She said she hadn’t, but her husband said she had, many times, and that the aliens had left scars.

LATEST RIGHTS Di Yerbury, the retiring vice chancellor of Australia’s Macquarie University, is embroiled in a dispute with her successor over her spending habits, leading the successor to seize 1,000 pieces of art that Yerbury tried to take with her as she left. She has asserted that many of the works she had on display are her personal prop-

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erty, including a painting of a woman’s derriere she said she posed for 31 years earlier, and she offered in February to have the then-wife of the painter testify that the posterior in the painting is indeed Yerbury’s.

IRONIES In January, a news crew for the Milwaukee station WDJT-TV, which was reporting a story on the danger of thin ice covering Big Muskego Lake, watched as their high-tech van’s driver mistakenly drove onto the lake and broke through the ice, ruining the expensive vehicle. And at a fancy, catered-food affair for the World Social Forum meeting at the five-star Windsor Hotel in Nairobi, Kenya, in January (where participants munched between discussion sessions on, among other topics, world hunger), street kids who normally beg for food money downtown raided the facility and picked the tables clean.

ARE WE SAFE? The Department of Homeland Security’s inspector general revealed in March that, 52 teams are at work tracking down foreigners who remain in the country even after being ordered out, but the agency still has a backlog of 620,000 fugitive aliens. Of course, the inspector general also admitted that there are not enough cells to detain that many fugitives, anyway.

LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS Two Bulgarian nationals were arrested in San Marcos, Texas, in January after being caught allegedly robbing coin-change machines at an apartment complex. Police subsequently found apartment guides for several cities in their van, along with a halfton of quarters ($18,700). And Kevin Russell, 21, was arrested in Hobart, Ind., in February when he went to a Chase Bank and tried to cash a Bank One check for $50,000.

The check was signed, “King Savior, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Servant.” MTW

Monday morning Put the finishing touches on my latest article and send it to my editor. Deep breath, get up and stretch. Walk outside into the sunshine and drink in the fragrance of the gardenias. MTW

Maui TIME “In Wailuku, Hawaii, one Peter Paaina caught a small fish, clapped it into his mouth to remove the hook. The fish squirmed, snuggled into his windpipe. Fisherman Paaina coughed, spat, smote himself upon the back, grew red of face… purple, choked, died.”

-From “Cow,” Time Magazine, Feb. 14, 1927.

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n a Saturday afternoon in March, I spent a few hours with 23 Maui residents listening to Dr. Skip Hofstrand speak about what could become the 21st century’s first global health catastrophe: pandemic influenza.

“We need to be proactive, not reactive,” he told the small audience in the Cameron Center Auditorium in Kahului. Wearing a bright aloha shirt over slight shoulders and Midwest pale coloring, this Northern Minnesota emergency room physician and author of Expedition Home: Journey to Safety from Pandemic Influenza, A Preventive Quarantine Solution somehow managed to smile periodically while calmly telling the audience on how to deal with a flu pandemic.

“The American public has a dangerous and inordinate faith in science, technology and the ‘powersthat-be’ to protect us in a major catastrophe,” he said.

“Neither our government nor our health care system will be able to adequately protect and care for all Americans when the pandemic hits.”

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will require some form of medical care. Few countries have the staff, facilities, equipment or hospital beds needed to cope with the huge numbers of people who will suddenly fall ill. Surprise—this includes Maui.

Hofstrand’s advice: voluntary isolation. “No exposure equals no illness,” he said.

During an influenza pandemic, Hofstrand believes the best barrier device available is complete social distancing. He said isolation will not only save you from being exposed to a deadly virus, but will also slow its course. He further advises families to stockpile an eight to 12-month supply of food and hide out from others until a vaccine is developed.

Vaccines are considered the first line of defense for protecting populations. But here’s the kicker: no human vaccine will be developed, produced or administered until scientists identify and isolate the exact pandemic strain. Recently the Food and Drug Administration approved the use of the Sanofi Aventis SA vaccine in the event that Avian Influenza becomes transmissible from person to person, but it requires two 90-microgram doses taken a month

apart—hardly a quick response to an outbreak. In any case, a proper vaccine will take at least six to eight months to develop once an outbreak occurs.

But even when pandemic influenza vaccine supplies finally become available, high demand nationwide means Hawai`i will not receive sufficient doses to vaccinate the entire population. Faced with this limited supply of available vaccine and antiviral medication, the federal government advises isolation, quarantine and general public health containment as options for slowing the spread of pandemic influenza.

What is Pandemic Influenza?

Avian Influenza refers to a large group of different influenza viruses that primarily affect birds. Avian H5N1 is a strain with pandemic potential since it might ultimately adapt into a strain that is contagious among humans. Once this adaptation occurs, it will no longer be a bird virus—it will be a human influenza virus. Like a seasonal flu, influenza viruses are commonly spread from person-to-person through respiratory droplets in coughs and sneezes.

Scientists say the Avian Influenza Type A H5N1 virus, currently found in parts of Asia, Africa, the Middle East and Europe, may mutate into a form that spreads quickly among people, possibly killing millions worldwide. When the virus changes, few (if any) people will have immunity.

We can expect an influenza pandemic to occur every few decades. Three occurred in the previous century: “Spanish influenza” in 1918, “Asian influenza” in 1957 and “Hong Kong influenza” in 1968. The 1918 pandemic killed an estimated 40–50 million people worldwide and is considered one of the deadliest disease events in human history, killing more people than World War I. The subsequent pandemics were milder, with an estimated two million deaths in 1957 and another million in 1968.

Spreading from person-to-person, the virus will quickly travel around the world and cause increased levels of serious illness and death. A recent World Bank report estimates the worldwide human death toll from a virulent and communicable H5N1 pandemic at 71 million (low-end) to as high as 180-260 million.

The World Health Organization (WHO) uses a series of six phases of pandemic alert. The world is presently in the third phase: a new influenza virus subtype is causing disease in humans, but is not yet spreading from human to human contact.

Experts at the WHO say the world is now closer to another influenza pandemic than at any time since 1968. People can be contagious one day before developing symptoms and are most contagious earlier in the illness. The sheer numbers of airline passengers circling the globe every hour of every day will spread the disease like wildfire on a windy day.

Hawai`i’s popularity as a tourist destination will put the state’s residents at great risk early on. Local experts believe our travelers—visitors and residents returning home—will quickly disseminate the virus throughout the state.

Response and Treatment The lead state agency coordinating the preparedness and the medical and public health response for an influenza pandemic is the Hawai`i Department of Health. On Maui, that responsibility falls on Dr. Lorrin Pang, Maui’s District Health Officer. Having worked controlling communicable diseases in Southeast Asia, South America and most recently in Louisiana, Pang carries a wealth of experience in his medicine bag.

While not familiar with Hofstrand’s book, Pang supports any strategy that slows the virus from barreling through and crushing the community. As a portof-entry, Pang believes Hawai`i will be at the front end of the pandemic influenza wave. If so, Pang predicts Hawai`i will experience a high mortality rate— perhaps 15 to 20 percent of those infected will die.

“If we get it quick—say 50 percent of us get it in four months, that’s a hell of a lot of deaths,” he said.

“If we can drag it out—say over a year, I can take that kind of infection rate. We won’t be swamped. The vaccine could be developed; we’ll have a fighting chance.”

Pang wants three gray areas cleared before a pandemic strikes Maui: sequestration plans, the role of Maui’s hospital and the distribution of the vaccine and antiviral medication.

Running one of the largest shelters in Louisiana after Hurricane Katrina, Pang witnessed first-hand the ineptness and inefficiencies of the Federal

Government during major catastrophes. “The feds were the weakest link during Katrina,” he said.

Pang also doesn’t feel Federal Disaster Planner’s blanket recommendation of sequestering the sick has been thought out. For travelers coming into Hawai`i from infected areas, there are no quarantine plans in place for the airports. And for residents, Dr. Pang doesn’t feel voluntary isolation is realistic.

“Families will need to decide now what they will do when faced with different scenarios: if the whole family is sick, if no one is sick, if some of the family gets sick, if some get exposed but are not yet sick,” he said.

“People need to ask themselves, ‘Who’s going to go?’

Then, ‘Where are they going to go?’”

Pang wants people to understand that if some of the family gets the virus, people cannot send the rest of the siblings to auntie’s house. They will already be infected and will spread the virus.

Following steps taken in the 1918 pandemic, Dr. Pang’s plan is to set up eight designated care areas around Maui County. He loosely refers to these areas as “tent cities.”

“The pandemic can only managed if the sick are gathered in one location and given basic services like water, sanitation, food and primary care,” he added.

The virus is transmittable within a three to sevenfoot radius, but not through tent walls. Considering this, Pang has developed two designs for his external medical centers: small partitioned areas under one large tent, or if there is no partition, spreading patients out seven feet from each other.

“With Hawai`i’s warm weather, tent cities will work,” he said. “The feds said it was a stupid idea, but they haven’t come back with a better one. When their voluntary isolation plans break down, when our streets began to be filled with sick individuals trying to isolate themselves from their family, what’s the fed’s contingency plan?”

‘The Sick Will Storm the Hospital’ Pang believes external units will need to be set up because the 231-bed Maui Memorial Medical Center will not be able to handle thousands of sick people. Rod Bjordahl, D.O.—the Chief Medical Director at Maui Memorial, said the hospital will not treat patients suspected of having pandemic flu.

“The hospital’s primary function will be to continue caring for trauma, deliveries, surgeries, heart attack and strokes and other conditions,” he said. “We cannot risk infecting the entire hospital. If pandemic influenza enters the hospital, the hospital will have to be quarantined and essentially shutdown.”

But Pang needs an agreement with Maui Memorial. He says they have to take his seriously ill, infectious patients. At the end-stage of the pandemic flu, all patients are in need of care.

“If someone is dying, I need to be able to send them to the hospital,” Pang said. “I can’t tell people I tried to send their loved ones to the hospital but they wouldn’t take them.”

Pang worries that if that happens, his external units will lose credibility. “We don’t want the reputation that we can’t do our job,” he said. “If they lose faith in us, they will stop coming to the external medical facilities. Then, the sick will storm the hospital.”

Pang is currently trying to recruit a volunteer workforce to help run his tent cities. Asking people to risk their lives and their families by possibly exposing them to the virus to help others will be difficult, and

for that reason, Pang said he needs incentives.

Federal disaster planners told Pang that volunteers and their families will be vaccinated. But these guidelines are mutating like the flu virus itself. Since then, Pang has been told that vaccinating volunteers’ families is now out of the question.

Supplies of vaccines and antiviral drugs—the two most important medical interventions for reducing illness and deaths—will be inadequate during a pandemic. Once the vaccine is developed in the first year of the outbreak, there will only be enough for 15 percent of the American population. Antiviral medication—which is given if someone already has the virus—will be doled out in limited amounts, as well.

Adhering to federal government recommendations, Hawai`i is stockpiling anti-viral medication to cover 25 percent of the state’s population—including tourists. As of March 2007, the Department of Health on Oahu holds approximately 367,000 doses of the antiviral drug Tamiflu. Of those, 48,000 regimens are set for Maui. unning large shelters with only limited medication will be challenging at best, Pang admits.

“Giving out medication to only limited individuals among thousands will be a curse, like throwing a bone to starving dogs,” he said.

Residents need to understand that high-priority persons will get the initial doses of pandemic influenza vaccine. Those essential to running our community and those with lots of contact with others will be Pang’s top priority.

Pang says even though the vaccine is not guaranteed and the Tamiflu carries only a 60 percent success rate, he needs these “carrots” to get people to volunteer for his workforce in order to help the large numbers of sick people. He also needs a rapid test to check if someone has pandemic flu. That hasn’t been developed, either.

“If we don’t [do these things], who will show up to help?” Pang asked. “If we don’t protect our workforce, they will possibly die. But before they die, they will disseminate it to everyone they’ve contacted!”

When the time comes, Pang says he will be too busy caring for Maui’s sick to waste time arguing over these issues.

“I want this dialogue now,” Pang said. “I need these issues resolved now, before it’s too late.” MTW

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Kung Pao Kitchen Tin Ying is still King of the Mountain after 30 years One of my earliest memories, besides the horror of being “dethroned” at the tender age of two by the birth of my baby brother (aka “The Golden Child”), is eating with my family at Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant in Wailuku.

My grandpa was and still is a big fan. We’d all meet at Tin Ying for his birthday, Grandma’s birthday, Auntie’s birthday, Dad’s birthday, pre-weddings, post-funerals, anniversaries, etc.

Come to think about it, every major family event linked to my childhood involved Chinese food. Well, every event that wasn’t directly connected to my mom. See, Mom’s haole and likes, well, haole food like Panda Express.

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Open Mon.-Sun., 10 a.m.-10 p.m. $

Photos: Pietro Ortiz

Tin Ying has been around in the very same location for about 30 years. Over the years, family tastes changed and we’d have parties at other restaurants—Maui Beach, Golden Jade (which has been extinct for years), DragonDragon and if my Mom has any say, Ruby’s. In fact, up until a few days ago, I hadn’t been in Tin Ying in years.

Tin Ying came under new ownership three years ago. At first I felt a little sting of nostalgia gone wrong. I guess I wanted to see if I could recreate childhood moments of eating fried shrimp

and feeling like a kid again.

The exterior is the same. The interior is pretty much the same, except for an additional buffet line. And the menu is bigger.

I ordered Mooshu Chicken, Lemon Chicken and Beef Fried Rice to go. My bill was in the low 20’s. When I got home and unpacked the food, I was amazed at the big servings.

The Mooshu Chicken was delicious. You can also get Mooshu Pork. Both are these little thin pancake things wrapped around diced meat, cabbage and other veggies with this delectable sauce. It’s plummy, spicy, rich and delicious. The cabbage gives it this satisfying little “crunch” that balances out the juicy goodness of it all.

Just thinking about it makes me want to drive down the hill from Pukalani for a take-out order.

Seriously–I’ll avoid a trip downtown from Pukalani at all costs.

To be totally honest, I’m not a Lemon Chicken fan. But my husband loves the stuff. I tried it and just couldn’t appreciate it, but he kept saying that the batter was really good and the flavor was right. He would know—he eats fried food two out of three meals a day.

I love fried rice, and have tried the dish from just about every Chinese restaurant on the island. I can honestly say that, in my opinion, Tin Ying has the best. Where other restaurants’ fried rice can be either too sticky, hard, fishy, dry, salty or just plain overwhelming, Tin Ying’s is perfectly balanced. The meat was tender, the veggies crisp and the rice itself was long grain.

It was moist and fried just enough to make your taste buds beg for another bite. My oneyear-old took 23 bites in a row,

(top) Shrimp with Honey Walnut and (bottom) Salt & Pepper Shrimp

which should be some sort of record.

Believe it or not, Tin Ying has more than 150 items on the menu. Oh, and the buffet is possibly one of the best deals on the island— for lunch from 10:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. you can eat until you can eat no more for a mere $7.99. MTW

(clockwise from left) Hong Kong Style Steamed Clams, Homestyle Tofu, Sea Bass in Ginger Onion Sauce, and Tin Ying Special Cake Noodle. (right) Owner Wendy Li. (not pictured, Owner Guo Ming Li).

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MAUI TIME WEEKLY

DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

CENTRAL MAUI

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

Bentos and Banquets - Local comfort food. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Catering available 7 days a week.

Ajiyoshi Okazuya Hawai`i/Maui Diner Japanese and local. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and

85 N. Church, Wailuku, 244-1124 or 276-2349 for banquets. $

4:30-8:30 p.m. 385 Hoohana St., 5C,

Kahului, 877-9080. $

Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd.,

Allrighht Grinds - Local plate lunches and

Kahului, 893-0026. $

chow fun. M-F, 9 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Hobron

Ave next to KT&S. 344-0239. $

Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Cafe - German cuisine. M-F, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 335

AK’s Cafe - Locally inspired comfort food.

Ho`ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$

Lunch, T-F, 11 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. and dinner (TSa)5-9 p.m. 1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-

8774.$

7 a.m.-9 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-

Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 340 Hana Hwy.,

Kahului, 877-4950. $ Archie’s - Japanese. M-Sa 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; M-Th, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1440

Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $ Asia Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1764 Wili Pa

Loop, Wailuku, 244-1833. $ Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the title. Daily, Rest.10 a.m.-9 p.m., Bar 11 a.m.-

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to pick up. They even deliver. M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$

Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2

Down To Earth - Natural food store with salad bar, hot bar, deli and pastries. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-2661. $

a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $

Club Diane - Pupus. Daily, 2 p.m.-2 a.m. 350

Hoohana St., Kahului, 871-2182.

Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. M, 9 a.m.4 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W. Kamehameha

Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $ Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 871-

p.m. and 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 244-

7276. $ IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6

Island Tacos - Taqueria. Daily, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 2050

Main St., Wailuku, 244-1850. $ Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine.

M-F, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-0073. $$

JB’s Kitchen - Local food. M - F a.m. - 2 p.m.; 5 8 p.m.; Sat 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. 1546 Mill St, Wailuku, 244-9616. $ Kahili - Pacific rim. Daily, 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Pupus

Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. M-Sa,

0852. $$ lunches. M-F, 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.-6

K→Kama’aina Discount

El Corita - Mexican. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $ Fiesta Time - Mexican taqueria. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $ Fran’s Island Grill - Local. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.; FSa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 2428580. $ Genki Sushi - Sushi. Su - Th 11 a.m. - 3 p.m, 5 - 9 p.m.; Fr - Sa 11 a.m. - 3 p.m., 5 - 10 p.m.; Daily take-out only 3 - 5 p.m. Maui Mall, 873-7776.

7782. $

daily, 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Waikapu, 242-6000. $$ Kahului Ale House - Pub fare. 11 a.m.-1:30 a.m.

355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $ Koho Grill & Bar - American and local. Su, M 7 a.m.-10 p.m; Tu-Th 7 a.m. - 11 p.m.; F-Sa 7 a.m. midnight. Bar stays open serving drinks, pupus & burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, 877-5588.

Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6

Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and sushi. M-F, 11 a.m.2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-10 p.m. 333 Dairy

Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches.

M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-8282. $

Denny’s - Open 24 hours. 430 Kele St., Kahului,

877-7776. $

873-5550. $

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9

Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant - Chinese.

p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400. $

Daily, 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $

Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433

Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$

2 a.m. 65 Kaahumanu Ave #23, Kahului,

p.m. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-5696. $

Hanafuda Saimin - Local. M-Sa, 9:30 a.m.-12 p.m. 199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-9033. $ Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese and local cuisine. Su-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977. $$

Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $ L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su-Th, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380. $ Main Street Bistro - Upscale comfort food. M-F, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816. $

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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine.

Daily 11 - 9 p.m. Mon, Wed, Sat nightclub 9 p.m. - 1 a.m.. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 8730220. $$

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine. Su, Tu-Th, 6 a.m.10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-11 p.m.; M, 6 a.m.-3 p.m.

1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $

Ashley’s Cafe - Local, American. M-Sa, 7:30 a.m.8 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukuli`i Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $

Piñata’s - Mexican. M-Sa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su,

Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa, 510 p.m. 70 E. Ka`ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 8730225. $

BadaBing! - Italian. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$

11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $

Market Street Cafe - Eclectic. M - F , 11 a.m.- 2:30 p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $

877-0051. $$

Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 8710822.

Royal Island Drive In - Local. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.;

Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli.

M-F, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $ Maui Grill & Bento - Japanese, Korean, local. Su-F, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 249-2161. $ Maui Mix Plate - Traditional Hawai’ian. MTh, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; F,-Sa, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka`ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $ Maui Ocean Grill - Sandwiches and salads.

Daily 10 a.m. - 9 p.m. 270 Dairy Road, Kahului. 893-0263. $ Maui Tacos - Island Mexican fast food. MSa, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9:30 a.m.- 5 p.m.

Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 8717726. $

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Pearl’s BBQ. - Korean BBQ. M-Sa 10:30 a.m. - 9 p.m.; Su 10:30 a.m. - 6 p.m. 275 W Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului. 877-0788. $

Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 8774446. $$

Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli.

Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m.

2092 Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $

K→Kama’aina Discount

Rainbow Dining Room - Buffet-style restaurant.

Daily, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Maui Beach Hotel, Kahului,

Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $

Tiffany’s - Local, Asian. Daily, 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $ Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style and a la carte. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $

Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 242-

8813. $ Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Su, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center,

Kahului, 248-7829. $ Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Thai. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-

1567. $$ Saigon Cafe - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku,

243-9560. $$ Sam Sato’s, Inc. - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.

1750 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-7124. $ Sheik’s Restaurant - Local. M-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave.,

Kahului, 877-0121. $ Simply Healthy Cafe - Hawaiian. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Cameron Center, 95 Mahalani St., Wailuku.

249-8955. $ Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. M-Th, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7 a.m.- 4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $

Mel’s Catering & Fast Food - Local, Filipino. M-Th, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-6 p.m. 1032C L. Main St., Wailuku, 249-8533. $

E. Ka`aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $

Mercado - Latin market. M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $

sandwiches, salads and soups. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-4 p.m.

1740 Ka`ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 243-2243. $

Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 244-7888. $

Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi, Japanese. M-Sa,

Nazo’s Restaurant - Local, Japanese. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; M-Sa, 5-9:30 p.m. 1063 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-0529. $

Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. M-F, 7 a.m.-6

Ohana Cafe - Comfort food. M-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 2010 Main St., Wailuku, 244-5950. $

Takamiya Market - Local. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m.

Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70

TJ’s Warehouse Bento and Catering - Bentos, Okazu, Ramen, Asian. M - F 6:30 a.m. - 5:30; Sa 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. 875 Alua St. (in Maui Chemical Building), 244- 7311. $ Tokyo Tei - Local and Asian. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. and 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $ Tom’s MiniMart - Local. M-F, 6 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-6 p.m. 372 Waiehu Beach Rd., Waiehu, 2442323. $ Unisan - Sushi and more. M-F, Lunch 11 a.m.- 2 p.m., Dinner 5-10 p.m.; Sa, 5-10 p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500. $$ Valley Isle Seafood - Luau stew, seafood. M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $ Waikapu on 30 - Local favorites. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m. - 4 p.m. 1486 Hona`apililani Hwy, Waikapu, 242-1130. $

Center, 877-8744. $

p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 a.m. 395 E.

Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779.

359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $

Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Deli. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.

2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $ Big Wave Cafe - American, Hawaiian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $ Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine.

Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 8751234. $$ Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine. 5 p.m.-12 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$ Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m.

Ma`alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$ Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.9 p.m. Ma`alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$ Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sandwiches. Daily 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4700. $ Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese. 6-11 a.m. Maui Prince Hotel, 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111. $$ Cafe O’Lei - Asian fusion. T-Su, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 891-1368. $

Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $

Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. Daily, 12-3 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$

Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill - Kava Kava with a cafe. Da Sushi Bar inside as well. M-Th, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

Capische? - Contemporary Italian. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$

Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads,

11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Ka`ahumanu

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 8756400. $

SOUTH MAUI Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood, chicken, ribs. Daily 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $

Cheeseburgers, Mai Tais & Rock N Roll Casual American. The Shops at Wailea, 874-8990.

The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-7 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. Azeka Place II, Kihei, 8754244. $

Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $

Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $

Antonio’s - Italian cuisine. 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$

Da Kitchen - Local. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-7782. $

Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine. M-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$

Denny’s - Open 24 hours. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8600. $

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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Longhi’s - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. M-F, 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa-Su, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$

Scuba Dogs - Smooties, ice cream, salads, subs and (of course!) hot dogs. Daily, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

1455 S Kihei Rd., 879-4994. $

LuLu’s - American and local. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m.

(Food service ends at 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $

Seascape at Maalaea - Seafood, chicken and quiche. Daily, 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Maui Ocean Center Aquarium, 270-7043.

Ma`alaea Grill - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 300 Ma`alaea Rd., Ma`alaea, 2432206. $$

Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 8758080. $$

Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and continental cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$

Shabu Shabu Toji - Japanese style fondue.

Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 8758366. $

Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Deli and spirits.

M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m.

2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $

Matteo’s - Italian kitchen. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 5-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Ike Dr, Wailea, 874-1234. $$

Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1770 S Kihei Rd., 874-0331. $

Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian. 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 8748000. $$$

Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Hawaiian shave ice, coffeeand more. Daily, 6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends at 12 a.m.) Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. $

Fiesta Time - Mexican. 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 300 Ma`alaea Rd., 244-5862. $

Maui Tacos - Mexican fast food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $

Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli and more. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, 879-3262. $ Dog & Duck - Irish Pub. M-Fr 11 a.m. - 1:30 a.m., Sa-Su 8 a.m. - 1:30 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd, 875 - 9669. $ Dominos Pizza - Pizza. Su - Th 11 a.m. - 11 p.m., Fr - Sa 11 a.m. - Midnight. 1215 S. Kihei Rd, 874-6000. $ Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican. MSa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-2910. $

Five Palms Restaurant - Pacific Rim. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$ Fred’s Mexican Cafe - Mexican. Daily, 7 a.m.-12 a.m. 2492 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8918600. $ Gian Dons - Formerly Marco’s Southside Grill, Italian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$ Greek Bistro - Greek. Nightly, 5-10 p.m.

2511 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9330. $$

Maui Thai - Thai. M-F, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m.; Sa - Su 5 -- 9 p.m. The Rainbow Mall, 2439 S. Kihei Rd, 874-5605. $ Maui’s Sweet Spot - Ice cream parlor. Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd., 879-8611. $ Moose McGillycuddys - Pub fare. Daily, 11 a.m.1 a.m. Food service ends at 11 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8600. $$

Spago - Gourmet cuisine a la Wolfgang Puck.

Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Pacific rim with flair. Daily, 7a.m.-2p.m. and 5-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Sports Page Bar & Grill - Gourmet pub fare. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0602. $ Stella Blues Cafe - American comfort food. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$

Mulligan’s On the Blue - Irish pub. Daily, 8 a.m.2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$

Subway - Eat fresh like Jared. Kukui Mall and Pi`ilani Village Center, Kihei, 891-2341.

Hanafuda Saimin - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd, 879-9033. $

Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining, Pacific rim.

Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$

Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and Korean. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $

Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - Salad and hot bar. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $

Orange Julius/Dairy Queen - Frosty treats, hot dogs and more. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $

Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd., 879-1385. $

Outback Steak House - Steaks, shrimp-on-the-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Nightly, 4-10 p.m. 281 Pi`ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$

Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Dishes made for sharing. Tu-Su from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$

Hula Moons - Breakfast buffet. Island fusion dinner. Daily, 6:30-11 a.m. and 5-10 p.m. Marriott, Wailea, 879-1922. $$ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian. Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$ Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8741811. $$ Jawz Tacos - Island-style taqueria. Daily, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $ Joe’s Bar and Grill - Fine dining. Nightly, from 5 p.m. Wailea Tennis Center, 8757767. $$$ Joy’s Place - Organic foods. M-Sa, 10 a.m.5 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Tacos, pasta, and fried seafood. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Kukui Mall, 891-1400. $ Kihei Caffe - American and local. Daily, 5 a.m.-2 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ Koishi Sushi Bar - Sushi. M - Sa 6 p.m. - 10 p.m., 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8258. $ Kusina Oriental - Oriental. Tu - Sa 6:30 a.m. - 6:30 p.m., 1295 S. Kihei Rd., 8758317. $ L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m.

Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $ Life’s A Beach - American. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $

Pacific Grill - Steak and seafood. 6-9 p.m. Lobby Lounge, Four Seasons, Wailea, 874-8000. $$ Philly’s Blue Plate Diner - American diner cuisine. Breakfast always available. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 891-2595. $ Pita Paradise - Casual Mediterranean-style cuisine. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m.

Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $ Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd., 891-2002. $ Quiznos - Toasty sandwiches. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 891-1333. $ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m.; Nightly, 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 8740813. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees.

Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$ Ruth Chris Steakhouse - Meaty fine dining.

Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 3750, Wailea Alanui Dr., 8748880. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese-inspired Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m.; Th-Sa 10 p.m. - 1 a.m. late night sushi and appetizers 50% off 21 & over w/ID. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004. $$ Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary Italian.

Nightly, 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 8757555. $$$

Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd., 8750839. $ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury cuisine. Su-M, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$$ Tradewinds Deli and Market - Deli sandwiches and local produce. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m 7 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.- 5 p.m. 20 Hauoli St., Ma`alaea Harbor, 242-9161. $

Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m. 572-4877. $ Café Des Amis - Crepes and Mediterranean fare.

Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $ Café Mambo and Picnics - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $ Cafe O Lei - Stylish Hippie. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m.

3669 Baldwin Ave., Ste 101, Makawao, 5739065. $ Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and deli by day. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and healthy grub. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily, 6 a.m.9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Down to Earth - Hot/salad bars and deli. Daily, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1169 Makawao Ave., 572-1488. $ Flatbread Co. - Pizza. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 89 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8989. $$ Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Daily, 5-9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $ Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining. M-F, 11-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $$$ Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking. FSu 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $ Howzit Bean Coffee Shop and Pizza Fresh Coffee, pizza, salads. 1043 Makawao Ave., Makawao, 572-2000.

Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar. Daily, 5-10 p.m. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$ John Paul Fine Foods - Prepared dishes, sandwiches and cheeses. M-F, 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani, 572-7100.

Kimura Saimin Shop - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $ Kitada’s - Local. M-Sa, 6:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $ Komoda Store and Bakery - Local bakery with mini-mini-mart. M-Tu and Th-F, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 3674 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 5727261.

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and more. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$ Vietnamese Cuisine - Vietnamese with Americanized options. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m.

Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$ Wailea Pizza Co. - Pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.

Wailea Town Center, 874-1234. $$ Waterfront Deli - Sandwiches, salads, dessert.

Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. Whaler’s General Store, Shops at Wailea, 891-2039. $ Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with cajun and tropical flare. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-8385. $$ K

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UPCOUNTRY Café 808 - Local diner-style. Daily, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.

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$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restaurant. W-Su, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Pizza W-Su, 5-9 p.m. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $ La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie. We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$ Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-12 a.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Homestyle local food. Daily, 6:15a.m.-10p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $ Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish preparations and salad bar. Nightly, 5:309 p.m. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 5728711. $$ Makawao Sushi & Deli - Coffee, Sushi, M - Th 8:30 a.m. - 9 p.m.; F-Sa 8:30 - 10 p.m.

Coffee ends at 5 p.m. daily. 3647 Baldwin Ave, Makawao, 573-9044. $ Mama’s Fish House - Fine dining. Daily, 11a.m.-2p.m. and 4:30-9:30 p.m. 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579-8488. $$$

$$$→$40 and up

Serpico's Pizzeria and Restaurant - Traditional Italian American cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.

Corner of Old Haleakala Hwy and Aewa Pl., Pukalani, 572-8498. $ Stopwatch - Fish, steak, burgers. 1127 Makawao Ave., 572-1380.

Upcountry Fresh Tamales & Mixed Plate Mexican and local favorites. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-8 p.m, Su 6 a.m.-3 p.m. Pukalani Terrace Center, 55 Pukalani St., 572-8258. $ Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. M-Sa, 8 a.m.9 p.m. Haiku Marketplace, 810 Kokomo Rd., 5759588. $ Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. M-F, 10:30-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Chinese cuisine. Daily, 10 a.m.- 9 p.m. 55 Pukalani St., Pukalani Terrace Center, 573-8838

WEST MAUI Aloha Bento - Local. 1036 Limahana Pl., G2, Lahaina, 661-4888.

Mana Foods - Natural food store with bakery and deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-8078. $

Aloha Mixed Plate - Local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $

Milagros - South American cuisine with island influence. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579-8755. $

The Bakery - Breads, pastries, soup, sandwiches.

M-F, 5:30 a.m.-1 p.m.; Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 p.m.; Su, 5:30-11 a.m. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 6679062. $

Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5799999. $

Ba-Le - French Vietnamese. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $

Pa`ia Fish Market - Fresh seafood. Daily, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5798030. $ Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Deli cuisine and daily baked goods. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Su 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $ Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Mexican cantina. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1202 Makawao Ave., 572-7808. $

Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi.

Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6674051. $ Banyan Bistro - Meditteranean, eclectic. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-0348.

Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine. T-Sa, 5:30-9:30 p.m.

Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 665-7096. $$$ Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Northern Italian cuisine. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2780 Keka`a Dr., Ka`anapali, 662-3210. $$ K

All New Menu Featuring

Baby Back Ribs with

Pineapple BBQ Sauce

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $ Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ K

Fish Market - Fresh Fish. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.

3600 L.Honoapi`ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $

Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Daily, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $

Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian. Daily, 11 a.m.-12 a.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $

Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-12 a.m.

889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$

Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch with oceanside setting. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m.

5315 Lower Honoapi`ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $

Canoes - Polynesian-American. Daily, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 6610937. $$ Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $ Cascades Grill and Sushi Bar - Sushi and Pacific Rim. Nightly dinner 5:45 - 10 p.m., Nightly sushi 5 p.m. - 10 p.m. Hyatt Ka`anapali, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina, 667-4727. $$$ Castaway Cafe - Beachside American. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Maui Ka`anapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $ Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $ Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine. Sa-Su 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5:30-9 p.m.

820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K

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Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2291 Ka`anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$ Hard Rock Cafe - American food amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $ Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style coffeehouse with two locations. Daily, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.

4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. and M-Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m., Su 7a.m.-2 p.m. 2580 Keka`a Dr., 6672003. $ Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m.

505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K House of Saimin - Local. Old Lahaina Center, 667-7572. $

China Bowl - Asian cuisine. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.

2580 Kekaa St., Ka`anapali, 661-0667. $

Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Daily, 10:30a.m-11p.m Whaler’s Village, Ka`anapali, 667-6636. $$

Cilantro - Fresh Mexican grill. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $

i`o - Pacific Rim. Daily, 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$

CJ’s Deli & Diner - Comfort food. Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka`anapali, 667-0968. $

Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - American and local. Daily, 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843 Waine’e St, Lahaina, 667-9616. $

Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood, island favorites.

Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front St., Lahaina, 6615648.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe. MSa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi`ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $

The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. Daily, 6 a.m.-6 p.m. Napili Plaza, 669-4170. $

Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 2395 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Ka`anapali, 661-4500. $

Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice cream flavor and watch them create. Daily, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Bld. B5, Lahaina, 6672744. $

Kahana Sands Restaurant - American. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000. $

Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Waine`e St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $

Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Daily, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $

Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $

Keka’s Terrace, Sheraton - Breakfast buffet, light lunch, steaks and more for dinner. Daily 6:30 a.m.

- 2 p.m.; 5:30 - 9 p.m., 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0031. $$

Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. Tu-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $

Expires 4/30/07

Gerard’s - Fine French dining. Nightly, 6-8:30 p.m. by reservation. 174 Lahainaluna St., Lahaina, 6618939. $$$

China Boat - Mandarin Szechwan. M-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 4474 L. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-5089. $

Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Daily, 11 a.m.11 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $ K

Buy 1 get 1 FREE!

Feast At Lele - Luau. Nightly check-in: 6 p.m.

505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$

Kimo’s - Steak & seafood. Daily, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$ Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$

David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine. Nightly from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ K

L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 1221 Honoapi`ilani Rd., 661-9888.

Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Daily, 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $

Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American. Daily, 8 a.m.-12 a.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 6617082. $

E & O Trading Co. - Southeast Asian Grill. Tu-Su, 4-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 667-1818. $$

Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5-10 p.m.

831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$

DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar - Fresh seafood and steaks. Rooftop seating. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 6619090. $$ Leilani’s On The Beach - Pacific Rim cuisine beachfront dining. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 2435 Ka`anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Daily, 6 a.m. to 10 p.m.

612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 6672288. $$$

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese. Daily, 10:30 a.m.9:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., 661-6628. $

Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-1:30 a.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 6677758. $

Pioneer Inn - Eclectic Island cuisine. Daily, 7 a.m.10 p.m. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $

Mr. Sub - Subs, salads, soups. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $ Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Authentic Irish pub.

Daily, 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. $$ Nachos Grande - Mexican. Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m.

Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $ Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $

MaLa - Eclectic. M-F, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.-10 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 1307 Front

Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese. Nightly, 510 p.m. Maui Marriott, Ka`anapali, 667-1200 ext.

51. $$

Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Classic BBQ. Daily, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $ Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. Daily, 11 a.m.-12:30 a.m.

4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Lahaina, 6693474. $$ Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough said. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2663. $ Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. Nightly, 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina. 281-2775. $ Maui Swiss Cafe - Ice Cream, sandwiches, salads, pizza, homeade swissli. Daily 9 a.m.

- 9 p.m. 640 Front St., Lahaina. 661-6776.

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. Nightly, 5 p.m.-close.

669-7499. $$

Lynn’s Kitchenette - Filipino food. M - S 9:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m., 3481 L. Honoapiliilani Rd., 665-1525. $

St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$

K→Kama’aina Discount

Nikki’s Pizza - Pizza. Daily 10:30 a.m. - 9 p.m., 2435 Kaanapali Pkwy, 667-0333. $ Okazuya Deli - Japanese plate lunch. Daily, 10 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 4:30-9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Old Lahaina Luau - It’s a luau. Nightly at 5:45 p.m.

1251 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4300. $$ Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Hawaiian style. Daily, 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka`anapali, 667-2525. $ Outback Steak House - Steaks, shrimp-on-thebarbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Nightly, 4-10 p.m.

4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$ Pacific’O - Contemporary Pacific cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$ Pad Thai - Thai, local. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $

Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily, 8a.m.10p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-9600. $$$ Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th, 8 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $ Pizza Paradiso - Italian and Greek. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $ Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. Daily, breakfast/lunch 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly from 6 p.m. Lounge stays open for duration. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $ Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina Mall, 667-5111. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees.

Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern American. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 a.m. Whalers Village, Ka`anapali, 661-3123. $$

Son’z Maui at Swan Court - Fresh seafood, steak. Su - Th 5 - 10 p.m.; Fr - Sa 5 - 10:30 p.m.

Hyatt Ka`anapali, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina, 6674506. $$.

Spats Trattoria - Italian. Nightly, 6-9:30 p.m. Hyatt Regency, Ka`anapali, 667-4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. M-F, 511 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6-10 p.m. 4327 L. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual American. Daily, 6 a.m.-4 p.m. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast. Daily, 6:30-11 a.m. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Tex Mex BBQ - BBQ by smoker oven! Daily, 11 a.m. - 9 p.m.. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890.

Thai Chef - Thai food with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $ Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties, steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Su, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.; Nightly 6-9 p.m. 2525 Ka`anapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0011. $$ Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka`anapali, 667-2525. $$

Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak.

Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 6618815. $$$

Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$

Saigon Seafood - Vietnamese. M - Sa 10 a.m. 10 p.m.; Su 10 a.m. - 8:30 p.m. 888 Wainee St., Lahaina 661-9955. $$

Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Waine`e St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $

Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese inspired Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Th-Fr 10 p.m. - 1 a.m. late night sushi and appetizers 50% off 21 & over w/ID. 600 Office Rd., Kapalua Resort, 669-6286. $$

Zushi - Japanese take-out. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-8:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5142.

Maui Tacos - Island Mexican fast food. MSa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Lahaina Square,480 Waine`e St, Lahaina, 661-8883; Napili Plaza, 5095 Napilihau St., 665-0222. $

Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro. M-F, 11 a.m.-9:30.; Sa-Su, 5-9:30 p.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $

Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic.

Daily, 8-10:30 a.m. and 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:309 p.m. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 6691500. $$

Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-5900. $

Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking), Lahaina, 667-5809. $

Smoke House - BBQ, American. Daily, 11:30 a.m.10 p.m. 927 Waine`e St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $

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Valley of the Reggae Saturday (Apr. 28), 5 p.m. at A&B Amphitheater, MACC [REGGAE] Ah, spring! The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and—hey, what’s that smell? Oh, yeah, must be another reggae festival. Because nothing says spring like the smell of reggae in the air! And they might’ve even saved the best for last, for this fest features the legendary reggae mega-stars The Wailers, along with local faves Ekolu, Nuffsedd, Gomega and Conscious Healing. Tickets: $28 advance, $33 day of show. Plus, there’ll be food, you know, in case you get the springtime munchies. Call 242-7469. [SAMANTHA CAMPOS]

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ThIS WEEK’S PICKS

by Samantha Campos

Towards the Divine

Save the Na Wai `Eha!

Through May 12 at the Maui Hands Gallery in Paia

Thursday (Apr. 26) from 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. at the Cameron Center in Wailuku

THURSDAY

[STATE HEARING] Local water activists are calling this hearing the last chance for the public to speak their mind on the question of designating the Waihe`e, Waiehu, Iao and Waikapu Streams (Na Wai `Eha) “surface management areas.” In plain English, that means giving the state Commission on Water Resource Management authority over the streams and forcing everyone from the County of Maui to the Wailuku Water Co.—which today controls the streams and diverts much of the waters to Central Maui sugar fields. Having the state come in and take over is considered a major step towards restoring the old stream flows.

For more information, call the state water commission at 984-2400, ext.

70234. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

Photo: Pietro Ortiz

[ART EXHIBIT] The Dalai Lama may be leaving the island before the end of this week, but the influence he has on the island will remain. You can experience it at the Maui Hands Gallery in Paia. “Towards the Divine” features the art of seven artists asked to depict the nature of spirit. According to the gallery, “For over forty years, Piero Resta has explored our presence within the cosmos, seeking to discover and expand the inner self by developing a new sense of awareness. Then there’s Carla Crow, who “likes to use mulberry bark paper for her work. It has a tradition of holding magical powers and was used by shamans in rituals long ago.” Rosemary Barile gets inspiration from “Vaharana and Tantric Buddhism, African fetish objects, Mexican altars, Islamic Talisman garments and Hatha Vinyasa Yoga.” Dhyana Zagri’s Tibetan thangka art “represents her interpretation of a specific Tibetan Buddhist deity, each with its own meaning and purpose.” Emily DuBois’ weavings “draw upon her study of looms and cloths but also her travels to India, her connection to Hawaii, and her long practice of Tai Chi.” Joanne Valencia works clay— “She loves its pliability and how it transforms on the potters wheel.” And Lali Groth paints “to get to a better place, a state of mind that’s uplifting.”

Ommm... Free. Gallery Hours: Mon.Sat., 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sun., 10 a.m.-6 p.m. For more information call 5799245. [LILIANA BEGLEY]

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Lotería Linocuts Saturday (Apr. 28), 1-3 p.m. at Hui No`eau Visual Arts Center [ART] No, “Lotería” is not the Mexican word for “lottery.” In fact, the game dates back to the 15th century, where it was used as a kind of fundraiser for the poor. More like Bingo, Lotería is a game of chance, where players use cards to fill out a grid of pictures on a board. The most important thing to get out of this cultural lesson is that the pictures on the cards use iconic Mexican images, like El Gallo (The Rooster), El Diablito (The Little Devil) and El Borracho en El Barril con El Mono (The Drunk in the Barrel with The Monkey). And so Artemio Rodriquez, a prominent Mexican artist who works in linoleum cut printmaking, has been at the Hui No`eau working with students from Baldwin High School to come up with their own vision of the game, inspired by Hawai`i, Maui, contemporary culture and whatever other personal touches they wanna add.

And they’ll all be at this public reception on Saturday. But you can check out their goods on exhibit after that, everyday at the gallery from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. until May 26. Hui No`eau is located at 2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. For more info, visit www.huinoeau.com or call 572-6560.

DAY

New York Female Seeks Ex-Monk Friday (Apr 27) at 5 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center [FILM] On Monday, my friend who works at the Kahului Airport called to tell me that the Dalai Lama had arrived on Maui. She said she’d never seen anything like it before—legions of serious-looking guys in suits, and a huge security convoy. Not surprising, considering the Dalai Lama has been living in exile for decades. Dreaming Lhasa is a film about others who are exiled from the Dalai Lama’s home land of Tibet. For the record, it’s not a documentary—the movie’s fiction, but it’s gotten great reviews. The basic plot concerns a Tibetan filmmaker from New York who goes to Dharamsala (the Dalai Lama’s exile headquarters in India) to film a documentary. She falls in love with an ex-monk and they go on a mission to fulfill his dying mother’s last request. Sounds like a good flick, though the convoy is not included. For tickets call 242-7469. [LB]

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FILMCRITIQUE

BY COLE SMITHEY COLE@MAUITIME.COM

Exploitation Bologna Steve Austin goes Rambo, snuff style The Condemned takes place on a deserted island where a cheesy web producer has planted remote-controlled surveillance cameras to transmit a live web feed of 10 death row prisoners killing one another after being put on the island with mini-bombs attached to their ankles.

The conceit of the “reality” show is that which ever of the prisoners survives 30 hours on the island will be awarded freedom and pile of money.

Camp humor invigorates early scenes before the film begins taking itself too seriously with the debatable moral that “We who watch are the condemned.”

The Condemned

★★★★★ Rated R/100 mins.

“10 people will fight, nine people will die,” is the stolid tagline that announces the aspirations of a movie tailor-made for wrestling fans familiar with the likes of Stone Cold Steve Austin. Austin plays Joe Conrad, an American prisoner “purchased” from a Central American prison along with his handpicked rivals.

It’s a pity that the filmmakers didn’t play against type in choosing their

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protagonist, given the effort they went to in creating 10 surly terrorists. Of the nine other murderous captives, there’s a Brit (Vinnie Jones—Snatch), a Mexican husband-and-wife duo, a badboy from Japan, a murderess from Ghana, a drug-dealer from California, a German rapist, an Italian militant and a Russian ravager.

Conrad was sentenced to death in El Salvador for blowing up a building that killed three men, but his thick neck and instinct for mayhem conceals the fact that he’s a family man who wants only to return to his wife and kids back in Texas.

The unintended inside joke seems to be that Texas is the new cinematic cradle for trashy b-movies, given that Grindhouse was also made there.

The crux of the satire lies in the set-up.

When production manager Goldman (Rick Hoffman) tells his demented boss Breckel (Robert Mammone) that, “Television is more complicated than war,” we get a sense of the film’s priorities. One of the doomed warriors is referred to as an Islamic fundamentalist, “as if anyone in the audience will know what that means.”

For his part, the ever-watchable Rick Hoffman (Hostel) runs away with the movie with his trademark twitchy gestures and snide delivery. Goldman becomes a moral barometer for the audience as the snuff-movie-within-a-movie attracts millions of viewers at 50 bucks a pop. We watch Goldman gradually become sickened by the death that he deals in, and discover second-hand that the same murders we view as entertain-

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ment in the context of The Condemned are traumatizing to the people seeing it first hand.

It’s a foregone conclusion that eventually some producer with enough money will figure out a way to create a live-feed snuff web presentation that will simultaneously disgust and attract viewers. Any question of blame assigned to the people who watch such atrocities will be washed away in the same court of public opinion

that tacitly allows bogus wars to take the lives of countless victims. A symptom of exploitation movies is that they incite public dialogue about social issues from a gut level of articulation.

The Condemned might just be the first in a new line of exploitation movies to revive the genre. Either way, it does pose a question about why the word “whore” is considered equal to or greater than “murderer.” Something has to give. MTW

MOVIECAPSULES

SHOWTIMES

Maui Film Festival’s Candlelight Cinema

MAUI FILM FESTIVAL Castle Theater, 572-3456 Puccini For Beginners - NR - Fri only 5, 7 p.m.

Friday, April 27th

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm)

PUCCINI FOR BEGINNERS - (NR) Screwball sex comedy. No pun intended. 90 min. (Liliana Begley)

New This Week THE CONDEMNED – (R) – Action/Drama – I never liked Survivor because the contestants’ lives are never really on the line, but picture totally gets me with its story about death-row inmates who have to kill to survive. 100 min. (Kira Sabini) THE INVISIBLE – (PG-13) – Sci-Fi/Thriller – This would suck: You’re a teen, and your bright future is left in limbo when some random chick mistakenly leaves you for dead and your spirit gets to watch loved ones trying to find your body before your fragile hold on the world dies. 71 min. (KS) KICKIN IT OLD SKOOL – (PG-13) – Comedy – After an exercise in break dancing goes horribly wrong, an ‘80’s high-school hipster ends up in a 20-year coma. When he wakes up, he’s played by Jamie Kennedy.

Can he get his girl back and his parents out of debt? Or is he just another out of touch kid? 107 min. (KS) NEXT – (PG-13) – Sci-Fi/Thriller – Nicholas Cage and Julianne “Gimme” Moore play at saving America from terrorists with a little gift of precog. Anyone care to tell me how it’ll end? 96 min. (KS)

HIGHLIGHTS!

Maui Arts &Cultural Center Reggae Show! Back-to-The-Best!

THE WAILERS

with EKOLU • GOMEGA • NUFFSEDD

CONSCIOUS HEALING • 5:00 pm

SAT • APR 28

A&B Amphitheater $28 advance, $33, day of show

Maui Choral Arts Association

OPERA ROCKS!

Kickin’ it Old Skool looks like the best movie of all time

Now Showing 300 - (R) - Action, Adventure – Movie adaptation of Frank Miller’s graphic novel adaptation of the ancient Battle of Thermopylae, in which 300 brave Spartans fought Persian King Xerxes and his entire army, allowing the slightly less brave but really, really smart Athenians to escape and invent democracy. 106 min. (Anthony Pignataro) ARE WE DONE YET - (PG) - Sequel/Comedy Nick (Ice Cube) is settling into surburbia after he buys a fixer-upper home. It becomes a zany nightmare when he contractor they hire turns out to be a nut. 93 min. (LB) BLADES OF GLORY – (PG13) – Comedy – The latest Will Ferrell comedy finds him as Chazz Michael Michaels, half of the world’s first all-male figure skating duo. Also stars that Napoleon Dynamite guy John Heder. 93 min. (AP) DISTURBIA - (PG-13) - Thriller - A teenage boy loses his dad and goes a little crazy. While he’s under house arrest he starts suspecting his neighbor is a serial killer. Truth or insanity? 104 min. (LB)

PATHFINDER - (R) - Action - Vikings, Indians, death, destruction, destiny... Rated R for gore.

Bring lots of testosterone. 110 min. (LB)

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PERFECT STRANGER - (R) - Thriller - Halle Berry and Bruce Willis star in this sexy psychological thriller. Investigative reporter Rowena Price goes undercover and assumes many identities to solve her friend’s murder. 109 min. (LB) THE REAPING -(R)- Suspense/Horror- Hilary Swank fans beware, she’s probably gonna scream in this fantasy thriller about a myth buster in a small, religious Texas town attempting to prove a little boy’s innocence in a freak massacre.

98 min. (KS) VACANCY – (R) – Horror – Kate Beckinsale and Luke Wilson play a really nice, really pretty couple whose car breaks down, forcing them to stay in a terrifying motel from hell. Yeah, like that hasn’t happened to all of us at one time or the other. 80 min. (AP)

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IN THE LAND OF WOMEN - (PG13) - What do you know, Meg Ryan’s starring in a romantic comedy! This time it’s about a guy (Adam Brody) who’s girlfriend dumps him so he moves in with Grandma. Meg lives next door. I am anticipating happily-ever -after. (LB)

FRACTURE - (R) - Thriller - Ryan Gosling and Anthony Hopkins star in this movie about an older man who plans to commit “the perfect murder” on his younger cheating wife. 125 min. (LB)

LEI DAY CONCERT! Ho‘onanea Series

BOX OFFICE

THE HOST - (R) - Horror - A giant monster snatches a little kid in Seoul and everyone tries to find it and get the kid back. As lame as it sounds in three sentances, it’s supposed to be really good. 119 min. (LB)

MEET THE ROBINSONS - G - Animation Pixar does it again! This movie has time machines, dinosaurs, caffine patches, you name it. The best line comes from a T-Rex who explains his failure at eating a small boy with, “I have a big head... and litttle arms.” That must really suck.

110 min. (LB)

Jerry Eiting • Debra Lynn • Vania Jerome

SUN • APR 29 • 4:00 pm

THE HOAX – (R) – Drama – The story of how real-life writer Clifford Irving became famous for selling a completely fake biography of the strangeo-recluse Howard Hughes. Thank goodness we’re not gullible like that anymore. Stars Richard Gere and Alfred Molina. 115 min. (AP)

FIREHOUSE DOG - (PG) - Family/Comedy - Rex is a doggie A-lister. He has a diamond collar, a poodle harem and prefers Kobe beef to filet mignon. During a commercial shoot gone bad, Rex gets stuck on the streets and has to “ruff” it.

111 min. (LB)

Stuart Chafetz, conductor Maui Concert Chorus

Castle $10 - $35, 1/2 kids

GRINDHOUSE- (R)- Suspense/Horror- Expect two segments, Death Proof and Planet Terror, in which Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez, respectively, prove their manhood with guns and girls, revisiting ‘70’s “grindhouse” movies. 184 min. (KS)

FRI., MAY 4 5 PM , 7:30 PM

*with MFF passport (5 films-$40)-single tickets Phone: 572-3456 www.mauifilmfestival.com

WILD HOGS - (PG13) - Comedy - A group of four middle-aged family-type guys set off on an adventure on steel horses. John Travolta, Tim Allen and Martin Lawrence star in this tale of male midlife crisis. 110 min. (LB)

300 - R - Th - W 1:30, 7 Blades of Glory - PG13 - F - Su 12, 12:30, 2:15 2:50, 4:35, 5:10, 6:55, 7:35, 9:25, 10, M - W 2:15 2:50, 4:35, 5:10, 6:55, 7:35, 9:25, 10 Firehouse Dog - PG - Th, M-W 2:35, 5:05; F-Su 12:10, 2:35, 5:05 Grindhouse - R - Th only 8 The Hoax - R - Th- W 1:45, 4:30, 7:15, 9:55 The Host - R - Th only 4, 6:45, 9:30 The Invisible - PG13 - F-Su 12, 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10; M - W 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10 Kickin it Old Skool - PG13 - F-W 1:35, 4:10, 6:45, 9:20 Next - PG13 - F-Su 12:05, 2:25, 4:45, 7:05, 9:25; M-W 2:25, 4:45, 7:05, 9:25 Perfect Strangers - R - Th 1:30, 2:30, 4, 5, 6:30, 7:30, 9:15, 10 F- W 1:30, 4, 6:30, 7:30, 9:15, 10 The Reaping - R - Th - W 4:30, 9:45 Vacancy - R - Th, M-W 2:15, 2:50, 4:25, 5, 6:35, 7:10, 8:45, 9:20; F-Su 12:05, 12:40, 2:15, 2:50, 4:25, 5, 6:35, 7:10, 8:45, 9:20 Wild Hogs - PG13 - Th-Su 12:15, 2:35, 4;55, 7:20, 9:45; M-W 2:35, 4;55, 7:20, 9:45

KA`AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) Are We Done Yet? - PG - Th-W12:15, 2:25, 4:35, 7:10, 9:20 The Condemned - R - F-W 12:35, 4:20, 7, 9:35 Disturbia - PG13 - Th-W 12:05, 2:35, 5, 7:25, 9:50 Fracture - R - F-W 11:45, 2:15, 4:45, 7:25, 10 In the Land of Women - PG13 - F-W 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:30, 9:45.

Meet the Robinsons - G - Th-W 12, 2:20, 4:40, 7, 9:15 Pathfinder - R - Th only, 2:30, 4:50, 7:20, 9:40

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) Disturbia - PG13- Th 1:30, 4:30, 7:30; F-Sa 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 9:45; Su-W 1:15, 4:15, 7:15 Fracture - R - Th, Su - W 1, 4:05, 7; F-Sa 1, 4:05, 7, 9:30 The Invisible - PG13 - F-Sa 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 9:50; Su - Th 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 Perfect Strangers - R - Th only 1:15, 4:15, 7:15 Vacancy - R - Th, Su - W 1:45, 4:45, 7:45; F-Sa 1:45, 4:45, 7:45, 10

FRONT STREET THEATRE 900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: MF until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm) Condemned - R - F, M-W 4, 7, 9:30; Sa-Su 1, 4, 7, 9:30 Distubia - PG13- Th 4:45, 7, 9:15; F, M-W 4:45, 7:30, 9:45; Sa-Su 1:45 4:45, 7:30, 9:45 In the Land of Women - PG13 - Th 4:15, 7:10, 9:20; F, M-W 4:15, 7:30, 9:30; Sa-Su 1:15,4:15, 7:30, 9:30 Meet the Robinsons - G -Th only 4, 6:50, 9 Next - PG13 - F, M-W 4:30, 7:20, 9:50; Sa-Su 1:30 4:30, 7:20, 9:50

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7865 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Are We Done Yet - PG Th only 1:30, 3:45, 6:30, 9 Blades of Glory - PG13 - Th, M-W 1:15, 3:30, 6:45, 9:15; Sa-Su 11, 1:15, 3:30, 6:45, 9:15 Fracture - R - F, M-W 1, 4, 6:45, 9:20; Sa-Su 10:30, 1, 4, 6:45, 9:20 Kickin It Old Skool - PG13 - F, M-W 1:15, 3:45, 6:45, 9:15; Sa-Su 10:45, 1:15, 3:45, 6:45, 9:15

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ART&ENTERTAINMENT

BY SAMANTHA CAMPOS SAM@MAUITIME.COM

The Wright Stuff An interview with local playwright Wayne Moniz This is his last year teaching at Baldwin High School. And yet, by his admission, Wayne Moniz is far from done with his work. A prolific playwright with more than a dozen produced plays under his belt, as well as published short stories, poems and songs, Moniz received the Cades Award, Hawai`i’s annual prize for literature, in 2005. His focus is always on the people, history and issues of Hawai`i, but his perspective varies greatly—from a story of three generations of Portuguese in Hawai`i in Under the Star of Gladness to a tale of the Hawaiian monarchy as teens at the Royal School in Children of the Turning Tide.

This year he’s published his third book containing three of his plays, including Hibiscus Pomade—a 1960’s musical comedy, Steamer Days—a 1930’s romance mystery, and Tandy!—a biographical libretto based on a local opera singer. Moniz apparently still has lots of ideas, including a play highlighting the early days of television in Hawai`i.

“I’m retiring to busy-ness,” he jokes. I talked with him recently after his autograph-signing appearance at a writers conference at Maui Community College.

MAUI TIME WEEKLY: Tell me about the plays in your most recent book, starting with Hibiscus Pomade—I love the title, by the way.

WAYNE MONIZ: Yeah, that’s the Hawaiian “grease” we used in Maui in the ‘60’s—flies landed on it! It was the heaviest thing! So I wanted to do a local version of Grease and I actually wrote a song for it. We did it for Baldwin Theater Guild, I believe in 2002. It’s about four kids on Maui.

The boy Herman wants to get the girl, of course, but he speaks horrible pidgin. The girl speaks well and keeps pushing him away ‘cause he doesn’t speak well. A couple people help him with his pidgin and we try to do an operation to get “the spam” out of him.

It’s kind of Jerry Lewis/Nutty Professor, which was big at that time. They give him a concoction and he does good but halfway he breaks down… and it goes into a parody of the West Side Story with a slippah fight between the Mokes and the Visitors. Then they go to

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Honolulu—Elvis is in town for a big fundraiser for Pearl Harbor and they get to meet him—and all this is a plot for her to fall in love with him and it works. She starts to see he’s really a good guy. There’s a senior dance, and a sweet ending, laced with music of that time period.

That sounds like it must’ve been a lot of fun for the kids to perform. How is it to see your plays acted out?

It’s still a big thrill. When I saw my first play [Still Born—Na Mele O Kaho`olawe] the first time it sent shivers up my spine! It was so neat to hear other people say the words. Sometimes they know it better than me.

I laughed out loud when I read your lyrics for Hibiscus Pomade’s “The Moke Song.”

Yeah, I read that today for the kids.

Some people are disappointed that I don’t use pidgin for all my plays. When it calls for it, I put it. I’m trying to get that middle pidgin—you know, the good English with pidgin. It’s more real, like people talk. But I remember my brother would use heavy pidgin just to taunt my mother.

How did you get into writing plays?

I’m an English teacher. I started directing shows before I got into it.

When I started teaching, I’d get these anthologies and think, I can write better than that. You know, I’d get some horrible version of Huckleberry Finn or something. At that time I happened to go to Kaho`olawe and I was so moved when I went over there somebody said, “You should write about it” and that’s how the first play was written. I’ve been lucky, most of my plays have been done. In some cases I’ve had to direct them myself just to make sure they do.

So tell me about the second play in your book.

Steamer Days was an all-adult show Sue Loudon did that took place in the `30s, of the old boat days. They called ‘em steamships. So it’s “steamer” days.

Everybody remembers that time in Hawai`i. They weren’t complicated days.

I like to take these personalities and throw them into a situation to see how they react. So there was Duke

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Kahanamoku, and Burns and Allen, Bing Crosby—all the stars of the time period.

We’d go down memory lane, with all the hapa haole songs on the beach of Waikiki, and I tried putting some kind of context into it… there’s a mystery. But you know like how on the Orient Express, they all did it? In this, they all solve it.

And it ends with a replication of Hawai`i Calls—each performer does a piece, then the ship sails off to San Francisco. It’s a real nostalgic piece. The popular culture stuff really just fades quickly.

And what is Tandy! about?

Tandy! is a libretto, kinda like a biopic—like Warner Brothers did in the ‘50s with The Glenn Miller Story. It’s the life of a person with music as they play it… So I asked, “Who’s Tandy?” and started doing research. He was an opera singer, a contemporary of Caruso, born and raised in Hana. I start with the scene of him as a little boy. He is eventually

crushed by his own spirit—like a lot of actors and performers—and I show how it probably happens.

He was coached, trained, tours the world. He goes to Kaluapapa and he’s worried but when he arrives there he finds his seamstress and hugs her and has to touch these people and sing with them. Then he sings in Germany and La Scala and France. He gets kicked out of Germany by Hitler.

There’s a scene in a hotel with Nazis telling him he’s gotta go home. This actually happened, too!

So he sings to the Germans out on the street. He sings at the Hollywood Bowl.

He’s the first male tenor at the San Francisco Opera House. And his life spirals downward. The opera ends like a typical opera. Triumphant scenes and tragedy…

Three Plays by Wayne Moniz is available at Borders Books in Kahului, or you can order it by calling (808) 244-5373. MTW

DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum - Now - April 29. A Maui OnStage production. Kristi Scott directs this comedy about a slave who tries to win the hand of a beautiful but kind of dumb courtesan for his master in exchange for freedom. Freedom! Tickets: $20. Fri - Sat 7:30 p.m., Sun 5 p.m., Iao Theater, 244-8680.

The Wailers - Saturday, Apr 28. I really shouldn’t have to say more. We all know about the Wailers.

The only thing that you might not know is that Spin Magazine named Bob Marley and the Wailers as the #4 best bands of all time. Now that’s cool.

Tickets: $33, $28. 5 p.m., Maui Arts and Cultural Center, 242-7469.

Opera Rocks - Sunday, Apr 29. The Maui Choral Arts Association concludes its “Music Across the Waters” season with this concert of opera choruses and Broadway musicals. Tickets: $35, $25, $10.

4 p.m. Castle Theater, Maui Arts and Cultural Center, 242-7469.

Brothers Cazimero - Wednesday, May 2. “May Day is Lei Day in Hawai`i... All of the colors in the rainbow... “ For the record, I was the May Day Queen in my school. You will bow down and wordhip by attending the 30th annual Brothers Cazimero’s May Day concert. Tickets: $40, $30, $10. 7:30 p.m., MACC, 242-7469.

TICKETS ON SALE Tea for the Ladies - Sun, May 6. Women Helping Women is holding its 10th annual “Elegant Afternoon, Royal Tea Affair.” The afternoon is fit for a Queen–silent and live auction, entertainment, best decorated hat contest, yummy desserts, teas and scrumptious food by Chef Bev Gannon. 1 - 4 p.m., Chef Bev Gannon’s Sugar House in Haliimaile. Call 242-6600 for tickets or to donate to auction.

A New York Minute - Fri, May 11, Featuring four-time Grammy winning trumpeter Randy Brecker with New York session band including Tony Levin (Peter Gabriel, Paul Simon), Drummer Steve Ferrone (Tom Petty, George Harrison), guitarist Joe Caro (Carly Simon, Blue Oyster Cult), Keyboardist George Whitty (Celine Dion, Herbie Hancock, Santana & Dave Matthews). Randy has performed with Bruce Springsteen, David Sanborn, Steely Dan, Brecker Brothers and many others. Tickets: $46, $33, $22, 7:30 .p.m., Castle Theater, 242-7469.

Fire and Grace - Fri, May 11. Featuring World’s Top Scottish Fiddler, Alasdair Fraser and Cellist, Natalie Haas. Alasdair Fraser played The Kennedy Center Honors (CBS) solo tribute to Sean Connery with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Also featured soloist with Los Angeles Master Chorale, The Waterboys, The Chieftains and Itzhak Perlman at New York’s Lincoln Center, also on soundtracks of several films including The Last of the Mohicans and Titanic.

Preshow with Isle of Maui Pipe Band and Kilts on the Beach. Tickets: $25. 7:30p.m., Maui Arts & Cultural Center, 242-7469

EVENTS Whalers Village Center Stage - Every Thu, 34 p.m., hula lessons; Fri, 12-2 p.m., lei making class; Sat, 6:30-7 p.m., Polynesian hula show, 7:308 p.m., Tahitian dance; Sun, 7-8 p.m., Rhythms of Aloha with Benny Uyetake; Mon, 6:30-7 p.m., Dances of Polynesia, 7:30-8 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; Tue, 11 a.m.-1 p.m., lei making class. All shows and activities are free.

THURSDAY, April 26 Transformation - Every Thu. Let Linda Hall intuitively guide you through a wide range of healing processes. Walk-ins only. Free. 1-4 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424.

FRIDAY, April 27 Biofeedback - Every Fri. Mary Higgins, QXCI/SCIO practicioner, helps you rebalance after living yet another day in a toxin-filled word. Walk-ins only. Free.

2-5 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424.

Earth Music - Rich Stillwell and Diane Patterson to rock the stage with their conscious music. $12, 8 p.m., Mandala Ethnic Arts. Paia.

SATURDAY, April 28 Find Yourself - Every Sat. Hannah Hammerli digs deep to find your hidden issues using the Gesalt Process and Dream Tending. Walk-ins only. Free.

1:30-3 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424 Konawind Band - Every Sat. Konawind Band plays for your listening enjoyment. 6-8 p.m., Kihei Marketplace.

Jam Session - Every Sat. Musicians are invited to head on down to Waikapu and jam away with other players. I used to live next door to the community center down there and I swear, it was like a free concert every weekend. Hooray! Bring a chair and your instrument. 3 p.m., Waikapu Community Center, 269-2704.

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DA KINECALENDAR Taro Festival - Chants, hula, music, food, arts & crafts and more. Spend the day on the lush side of the island and consider camping out there because who wants to drive back after a day of fun, fun, fun? Free admission. 9 - 5 p.m. Hana Ball Park.

Screening - An Inconvenient Truth to be shown at the East Maui Taro Festival. 1:15 p.m, 3:15, 5:15. Hana Ball Park.

SUNDAY, April 29 Tantra Temple Services - Every Sun. Embrace the spiritual essence of all faiths with the ancient spiritual practice of tantra. Free. 9:30 a.m.

Lemurian Center, 2138 Vineyard Street, Wailuku, 244-4921, 244-4103.

Relax Already - Every Sun. Lawrence Gold helps people end their pain by teaching control over muscular tensions. Walk-ins only. Free. 12-1 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424.

Drum Circle - Every Sun. Bring your drum and beat away with others in the community. Free. 4 p.m. - sunset, kamaole Point, Kihie, 298-9022.

Line Dancing - Every Sun. Practice your “tush push.” Ya’ll and come on down for some line dancing by the Maui Paniolo Posse. Lessons, 6:30 p.m. followed by dancing from 7 - 8:30 p.m., Lahaina Cannery Mall.

TUESDAY, MAY 01 `Ohana Connection - Every Tue. Breakfast to promote the health and well being of all Maui residents. 8:30 a.m., 986-0209.

WEDNESDAY, MAY 02

Naturopathic Physician - Every Wed. Bonnie Marsh, N.D., offers up wisdom from over 20 years of experience as a Naturopathic Physician. Walk-ins only.

Free. 1-4 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 573-2424.

WOW! - Every Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. 6:30-8 p.m., 891-6770 ext. 2.

Dance Lessons - Every Wed. Open registration to learn the cha-cha and foxtrot. $50 for three months. 6:30 - 9:30 p.m., Kihei Community Center, 879-0555.

KEIKI After-School Help - Every Mon. through Fri. Hui Malama Learning Center offers after-school homework help and classes. Call for directions and hours. 244-5911.

Keiki Shots (West Maui) - Every first Tue of the month. Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis. Free. 9-11 a.m., Lahaina Comprehensive Health Center, 984-8260.

Keiki Shots (Central Maui) - Every first and third Wed of the month. Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis.

Free. 12-3 p.m., Wailuku Health Center, 984-8260.

Story Time - Every Thursday there’s keiki story time and crafts. 10 a.m., Hawaiian Village Coffee, Kahana, 665-1114.

Premature Babies - First Thu of every month Imua will hold a support group for parents of premature babies. Parent education, info and skills. 5:30 p.m., Imua Family Services Anuenue Room, 870-0115.

Keiki Issues? - Every Thu. The Parent Project, a program for parents of strongwilled children.

Wrestle the phone away from the kid and make that call. Free. 6-8:30 p.m., Hui Malama Learning Center, 298-5050.

Music Kids - Tues until May 1. Music soothes the savage beast. Spend some QT with your keiki and learn to absorb the language of music together. Free demo class. 10 a.m., Maui Tropical Plantation, 572-5603.

Bisque it Baby - Every Mon. Sometimes, as a mom, all you might need to a little time to do something creative. Get together with other moms and babies and paint a little–maybe a mug or a teapot and de-stress. Free. 9 - 11 a.m., Kids and Company, Maui Mall, 877-7819.

Toddler Tuesdays - Every Tue. Toddlers are insane. Seriously, as a mother of two I can tell you that they completely lack rational thought. Let them do their thing and cruise with the other crazies for storytime, juice, cookies and painting. $15, 10 - 11 a.m., Kids and Company, Maui Mall, 877-7819.

LECTURE Reading & Writing Help - Hui Malama Learning Center offers help for adults who would like to improve their reading and writing skills. Class dates and times vary, call Jill at 242-1174.

Got Money? - May I have some? Before you answer that, check out this Maui group that focuses on economic solutions, and visions–dialogue and a reader’s circle too. Various times, island wide locations, 573-3250 for more info.

Socrates Cafe - Practice the Socratic Method in a dialogue group to improve your questioning ability. This means expanding on the, “Why, Mommy, why?” technique. Various times and locations. Call 573-3250 for details.

Free GED Class - Every Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center offers a free GED class to residents of Hana. 5-7 p.m., Hana Library, 244-5911.

ENVIRONMENTAL Coastal Restoration - Every Fri. Habitat restoration at Waihe`e coastal dunes with Maui Coastal Land Trust. 8 a.m.-12 p.m., Waihe`e, 2445263.

Smarter than a Sand Crab? - Mon - Fri. Get free info about marine life and answers to all those pesky questions about Maui’s reef environment that keep you up all night. The Pacific Whale Foundation Marine Naturalists are definitely smarter than a fifth grader. The question is, are you? Free. 8 a.m. - 1 p.m., Ulua Beach Wailea, 249-8811.

Save Honolua - Every Tue. Meeting to inform, educate and involve the community on the proposed deveopment of Honolua Bay. This Week: Gladys Baisa is the guest speaker. 6:30 p.m., King Kamehameha III School Cafeteria, 611 Front St.Lahaina.

Save the Forrest - Every Sun. The Pacific Whale Foundation is hosting a group of 10 volunteers to pull invasive pine trees near Hosmers Grove.

Transportation is provided. Bring warm clothes, long pants and closed boots. Pick ups: 7:30 a.m., Harbor Shop, 300 Ma`alaea Rd; 8:15 a.m., Upcountry Tavares Community Center. Goes until noon. 856-8341 to reserve spot.

Community Work Day - Sat, Apr 28.

Community work day program will be conducting clean up and paint exchange. Join the group! 8772524.

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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

BADA BING’S

1945 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 875-0188

CAFE MARC AUREL

28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852

Thursday 04/26

Friday 04/27

Saturday 04/28

Sunday 04/29

Monday 04/30 – Wednesday 05/02

Wilie K

Wild 105

Club Bing

Call for details

WED - Ultra Fab Night

Te Tiare Patitifa

MON - Open Mic Night, No cover

Chavez

CASANOVA

Acid Reign $10, 9:45 pm

Bamboo Station $25, 10 pm

Zuni and Heart of Africa $10, 10 pm

WED - Ladies Night 9:45pm

CHARLEY’S

Marty Dread $7, 10 pm

Manoa Radio Orchestra $7, 10 pm

The Aristocrats $7, 10 pm

MON - Kanoa and friends, No cover, 10pm; TUE- Acoustic Tuesdays

Salsa $5, 10pm

TUE - Damian Awa

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453

COMPADRES

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

DJ $10, 10 pm

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Lahaina Cannery Mall - 667-1818

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

MON - Marty Dread

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HAWAIIAN VILLAGE COFFEE

4405 H`Piilani Hwy, Kahana - 665-1114

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

Open Stage Beat Riders No cover, 9pm

Walk, Run, Train - Every Thu and Tue. Whether you’re a walker or a runner, you can now train with a group. 5:30 p.m., Runner's Paradise, Maui Mall, 877-5300.

Tai Chi - Every Tue. Practice the 36 movements of the “short yang” style of tai chi chuan. $10 perclass. 5:30 a.m. - 6:30 a.m., Unity Church Wailuku, 242-9327.

Pool Hours - Besides the fear of contracting super-strain uku’s, I really enjoy a good swim in a public pool. Sometimes the thought of dealing with sand is just too much to bear. Kahului, Kihei, Lahaina, War Memorial, Pukalani, anthe Old and New Wailuku Pools: M, T, W, F & S 9 a.m - 4 p.m.; Th 10 a.m. - 4:30 p.m.; Sun 12 - 4:30 p.m.

These hours can change due to events. To double check you can call, 270-6135.

STAGE A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum - Now - Apr. - 29. A Maui OnStage production. Kristi Scott directs this comedy about a slave who tries to win the hand of a beautiful but kind of dumb courtesan for his master in exchange for freedom. $20. Fri - Sat 7:30 p.m., Sun 5 p.m., Iao Theater, 244-8680.

ART

Tom Cherry No cover, 9pm

Open Stage

Uncle Jobe- Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar 1-4 p.m.

The Edge No cover, 9pm

Gina Martinelli

Art Night - Every Fri. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action and refreshments. Free and open to the public. This week: The Twins.

6:30p.m., Front Street, 661-6284.

WOW Wailea - Every Wed. Meet artists, shmooze, admire art, drink wine and eat pupus.

6:30 p.m. The Shops of Wailea, 874-8583.

Sheri Levin McNerthney - Throughout the month of April, McNerthney will be demonstrating graphite drawing. Free. 4 - 9 p.m., Maui Hands, Hyatt Regency, Ka`anapali, 667-7997.

Suchi Waters Benjamin - Every Fri in April, Benjamin willl be the artist in residence showcasing her watermedia paintings. Free, Maui Hands gallery, Lahaina, 667-9898.

Towards the Divine - Through May 12. Art exhibit showcasing the work of seven Maui artists depicting the nature of spirit. Free. 5 p.m. Maui Hands, Paia, 579-9245.

Art Opening - Sat, Apr 28. Opening reception for “Migration,” an art show by John Shoemake and Kari McCarthy. 6 - 8 p.m., Viewpoints Gallery,Makawao 572-5979

Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku, 244-0852.

Japanese Language - Sun. Yumi’s long-running Japanese language show. 7 - 8:30 p.m., KNUI 900 AM.

Maui Slam - Every Mon. Open Mind Open Mike with spoken word, poetry, comedy—whatever you have to say, here’s your chance. 7:30 p.m., Moana Bakery, Paia, 244-9091.

DINNER MUSIC

Techno-Mic - Every Saturday the Maui Media Lab hosts an open mic night for poets, musicians and others who want to be heard. Sessions are recorded and fed to the internet. All ages are welcome. Free. 6 - 9 p.m., Maui Media Lab, Baldwin Ave, zumatribe@yahoo.com.

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed, Thu, Fri, John Kane; Sat, Harry Troupe; Mon, Tue, Marvin Tevaga.

All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 6610700.

TV/RADIO Filipino Language - Mon - Fri. Fred Duldulao, Leo Agcolicol, Rey Patao and Maggie Evangelista host a Filipino language talk show. 4 - 6 a.m.; 7 - 10 p.m., KNUI 900 AM. Talk of Maui - Mon - Fri. Fred Guzman talks local, state and national poitics and issues. And every Thursday morning at 7:30, Fred grills Maui Time’s own Anthony Pignataro on the latest issues of the day. 6 - 8 a.m., KNUI 900 AM.

POETRY

Talk Story - Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m., KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145.

Open Mic - Every night is open mic night at Hawaiian Village Coffee. Kahana Gateway location, call 665-1114.

Mind Body Spirit - Every Mon from 6:30 - 9:30 p.m., Tue from 11 a.m. - 2 p.m., and Thu and noon.

Liah Howard, psychic and guests. KAOI 1110 AM.

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Maui Talks - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, callin talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m.

Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 5728787.

Words of Peace - Every Wed and Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace. Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 8:30 a.m. Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 573-3084.

Conversations with Friends - Every Thu. Mary Omwake and James Jacobson interview New Thought leaders. 11 a.m., KAOI 1110 AM

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MON-WED - Open Stage

Smallville - Every Fri. Small Town Maui, a onehour weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. 7 a.m. KAOI, 1110 AM. Call In - Every Fri. Political and public affairs, callin talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800.

WEST MAUI

Cheeseburger In Paradise - Live music nightly. All sets 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Compadres - Tue, 4 p.m., Damien Awai. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189.

Cool Cat Cafe - Sun, Wed - Erik the Whale Sharks; Mon, Fri - Dave Carroll; Tue - Jazz Night; Every other Thur - Howard Ahia and Erin Smith (alternating); Sat - Howard Ahia, sets 7:30-10 p.m.

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Ernest Pua’a; Sat, Sun, Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret Roback. Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Braddah Brian & Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika;. Sat, “TBA”; Sun, Ryan Tanaka & Friends; Mon,“TBA”; Tue, Albert & Roy; Wed, An Den. Late sets 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Ka`anapali Parkway, Building P, 6676636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Fri, Sat, Acoustic music.

All sets 7 p.m. 3350 L. Honoapi`ilani Rd., 667-0787.

Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Thu, Harry Troupe. Fri, Joshua. Sat, Greg DiPiazza. Tue, Wed, Bentley Kalalway. All sets 7-10 p.m. 843 Waine`e St., Lahaina, 667-9616.

Kahana Sands Restaurant - Thu, Sat, Tue, Wayne Dunn. All sets 3-6 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000.

Kimo’s - Tue, Wed, Fri, Sat, Sun, Sam Ahia. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 6614811.

Lahaina Store Grille - Wed, JD on the Rocks, 5-8:45 p.m.; Mon, JD on the roof 6-9 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090.

Leilani’s On The Beach - Fri, Scott Baird;. Sat, JD and Harry; Sun, Kilohana. All sets 2:30-5 p.m.

2435 Ka`anapali Pkwy, Building J, 661-4495.

Longhi’s - Fri, Crazy Fingers; Sat, Scotty Rotten.

All sets 5-7 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288.

Uncle Charlie’s Corner - Sat. Kahu Charles Kauluwehi Maxwell, Sr. talks story. 6 - 10 a.m., KNUI 900 AM.

Maui Brewing Co. - Thu, Fri, Nino Toscano; Sat, Wed, Marvin Tevaga; Mon, Brian Haia; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473.

Maui Matters - Sat - Sun. Pacific Radio Group News Director/county Fire Commissioner Wendy Osher discusses local issues. 1 - 2 p.m., KNUI 900 AM.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Thu, Greg & Steve; Fri, Llayne & Greg; Sat, Sun, Mark & Mike; Wed, Anastasia. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Spanish Language - Sat - Sun. Carlos David Hernandez discusses news and plays music in Spanish. 2 - 4 p.m., KNUI 900 AM.

Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Fri, AnRil; Sat, John Taylor. All sets 7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881.

The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 04/26 ISANA RESTAURANT

515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-1811

Karaoke

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

Karaoke

MON - Karaoke; TUE - Karaoke; WED - Karaoke

L Dog 10pm

TUE - Da Hawaiians, 6pm WED - Chicko and Da Kine, 6pm

Kenny Roberts 6pm

El Nino 6pm

Danny Murray $5, 10pm

Wild Rose $5, 10pm

TBA No Cover, 10pm

TBA 10 pm

Ryan Tanaka and Friends 10 pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA COOLERS

MON -Danny Murray 10 pm TUE -Karaoke WED - Tony Ray10pm

Live Reggae Music No cover, 9pm

Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661–7082

LAHAINA STORE GRILLE

DJ El Gato

LIFE’S A BEACH

Rampage

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

Monday 04/30 – Wednesday 05/02

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Jared 6pm

KIMO’S

744 Front St., Lahaina - 661–9090

Sunday 04/29

DJ El Gato $5, 10 pm

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

Saturday 04/28

Karaoke

JACQUES

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

Friday 04/27

Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m.

658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Thu, Shiro Mori; Fri, Darrin Lenett; Mon, Tue, Gene Argel; Wed, Angie Carr. All sets 6-8 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304, Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant - Thu, Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincade Basques; Sun, Andrew; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 6:30 or 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapi`ilani Rd., Napili, 669-1500.

SOUTH MAUI Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Fri, Mon, Boy Kana’e and Ka’Uhaneleo; Sat, Braddah Frances and Friends; Mon-Sat sets 6:30-9 p.m.

Sun, Teri Garrison. Sun sets 4-6:30 p.m. Ma`alaea Harbor, 244-8844.

Cafe Cafe - Tue, Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 879-4700.

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Fri, Eddi Delgado; Sat, Mon, Island Stylin’. All sets 7-8:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, 875-2910.

Ma’alaea Grill - Thu, Sat, Benoit Jazz Works. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Ma`alaea Harbor, 243-2206.

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MON - Open Mic, TUE - Kanoa & Shawn, WED - DJ Nexus

Crunch Pups

Unisan - Tue, Fri, Open Mic Night. 7-10 p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 Ka`anapali Pkwy., 667-2525

■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI Hana, 248-8211

Wow-wee Maui Cafe - Sat, Bradduh Francis, 8:30-11:30 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414.

Ono Bar & Grille - Thu, Sat, Steve Sargenti; Fri, Larry Golis; Sun, Margie Heart; Mon, Ernest Puaa; Tue, Brian Haia; Wed, Pam Peterson. Tue-Sun shows, 6-9 p.m. Mon, 5:30-9 p.m.

Paniolo Lounge - Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun, Live music.

6:30-9:30 p.m.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI Hana Hou Cafe - Thu, Haiku Hillbillys Randall; Wed, Tom Conway and Randall Rospond. All sets 6-9 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 810 Haiku Rd, 575-2661.

Jacque’s - Mon, Live Jazz. 5 p.m. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844.

Livewire Cafe - Wed, Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 137 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-6009.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI ■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 Nohea Kai Dr, Lahaina, 661-1234 Weeping Banyan Lounge - Nightly, Live music. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

■ KAANAPALI BEACH CLUB 104 Ka`anapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000

Tropica - (Early sets) Thu, Wed, Brian Haia; Fri, Sat, Mon, Marvin Tevaga; Sun, Josh Kahula; Tue, Ernest Pua`a. Early sets 3-6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat, Tue, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Steve Sargenti; Mon, Josh Kahula. Late sets 6-9 p.m.

SOUTH MAUI ■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 Wailea Alanui, 874-8000

■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 Wailea Alanui, 875-1234

Marco’s Southside Grill - Nightly, Various artists (piano). All sets 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041.

Moose McGillycuddys - Sat, Joshua. 7-10 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 874-8500.

■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 Ka`anapali Pkwy., 661-0011

■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 Wailea Alanui, 875-4100

Mulligan’s on the Blue - Thu, Gene Argel and Makana, 7 p.m.; Fri, Wailea Nights 8 pm; Sat, Sun, Celtic Tigers, 7 p.m.; Mon, Gypsy Pacific, 7 p.m.; Tue, Benoit Jazz Works, 7 p.m.; Wed, Steve Sargenti, 6 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Kupanaha - Nightly, Hula show, 6:30-7:30 p.m.

Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

Tiki Courtyard - Nightly, Alanui with Uncle Rudi; Sun, Hula show. All sets 6:30 p.m.

■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 Wailea Alanui

■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 Nohea Kai Drive, Ka`anapali, 667-1200

East Wing - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth.

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Thu, Sun, Tue, Tony & Peter; Fri, Eclipse; Sat, Erin Smith; Mon, Kanoa; Wed, Kenny Roberts. All sets 4-6 p.m.

Kalama Village, 1913 Kihei Rd., 874-6444.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café - Thu, Tue, Patrick Major. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho; Fri, Kaleo Cullen; Sat, Louise Lambert; Sun, Mon, Kenny Roberts; Tue, Kaleo Cullen w/ hula by Cora; Wed, Keoki Ruiz. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860.

CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Fri, Ron Kuala`au. 6:15 p.m., Sat Tarvin Makai 6:15 p.m.1237 L. Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774.

Café Marc Aurel - Sat, Belly Dancing. 7 p.m. & 8 p.m.; Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-0852.

Mañana Garage - Nightly, Neto & Friends. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

Sushi Go - Wed, Live music. 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

Humuhumunukunukuapua`a - Nightly, 5:30 p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo.

Nalu’s - Sat, Kawika Lum Ho. 5:30-7:30 p.m.

Lower Courtyard - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie Lawerence and Friends.

■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500

■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 Wailea Alanui, 879-1922

Thu, Kincaid and Albert; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincaid Basques; Sun, Kapule Paoa; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m.

Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly, Hula dancing. 6-9 p.m.

■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA One Ritz-Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200

Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly, Live music. 9-11 p.m.

Lobby Lounge - Nightly, Live music. All sets 610 p.m.

■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 Wailea Alanui, 879-4900

Banyan Tree Restaurant - Thu, Fri, Sat, Tue, Wed, World fusion duo Ranga Pae. All sets 6:159:45 p.m.

Sunset Terrace - Wed, Thu, Bobby Krueger; Fri, Mahalo Greg; Sat, Rama Camarillo; Sun, Mondo Kane; Mon, Tue, Lono. All sets 6-9 p.m.

■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 Keka`a Drive, Ka`anapali, 661-3611 Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat, Live Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m.

■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 Ka`anapali Pkwy., 661-0031 Lagoon Bar - Nightly, Hula dancing during sets.

Thu, Mon, Tue, Bobby and Ralph; Fri, Ralph and Allan; Sat, Sun, Fausto and Kawaika; Wed, Nathan and Ralph. All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly.

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Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu, Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran; Sat, Mon, Island Style Trio with hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson; Fri, Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis; Sat, Mon, Nils and Anastasia; Sun, Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria; Wed, Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata. Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly.

Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu, Live music; Fri, Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue, Ernest Pua’a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly music 6-9 p.m.

100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

Main Dining Room - Thu, Sun, Hula dancing.

7:30-8:15 p.m.

■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge - (Very early sets) Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Very early sets 9 a.m.-1 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sat, Sun, Tue, Ron Kuala`au; Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Early sets 6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Late sets 8:30-10:30 p.m.

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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 04/26 LOBBY LOUNGE

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 9-11:30pm Johnson, 9-11:30pm

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

Saturday 04/28

Sunday 04/29

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Nils & Anastasia 9-11:30pm

Dr. Nat, 9-11:30pm

MON - Nils & Anastasia, 9-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 9-11:30pm

Howard Ahia No Cover, 9:30pm

LONGHI’S LULU’S

Friday 04/27

Neto, Latin salsa night, No cover, 8-11pm

The Willies No cover, 8-11pm

MANANA GARAGE

33 Lono Ave, Kahului - 873-0220

Sexy Saturday’s No cover, 8-11pm;

WED - Karaoke, 9pm

Salsa

MON - Salsa, TUE - Rainbow Night

MAUI BREWING CO.

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4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana - 669-3474

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DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm

DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm

DJ Mello Yello No cover, 9pm

DJ Mello Yello No cover, 9pm

MON - DJ Mello Yello, No cover 9pm; TUE DJ Mackie Mac, $5, 9pm, WED - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF

Irish Reggae No cover, 10 pm

AnRil and Silky Ringo No cover, 10 pm

Erin Smith No cover, 10 pm

Silky Ringo No cover, 10 pm

MON - Junior Guys, TUES - Randal Rospond & Howard Ahia No cover 10 pm WED - Open Mic, No cover 10 pm

Live Jazz, No cover 9pm-12am

Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-12am

Alternative Lifestyle Night

Flava Zone

Bamboo Station

Reggae Nights

MON - Dollar Balla; $5; TUE - Karaoke; WED - Live Music w/ An Den

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Karaoke, 10pm-1am

DJ Durty, No cover, 10pm

Backyard Party No Cover, 9pm

DJ Magnetic No Cover, 10pm

Kanoa No cover, 10pm

MON - Crazy Fingers, 10pm, No cover; TUE - DJ Boomshoot, No cover, 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups, No cover, 10pm

844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

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505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

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744 Front St., Lahaina - 667-5299

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1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

DJ Blast, $15, 9:30pm

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Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali - 667-4727

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR

2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

Miss Anne No cover, 9:30 pm

1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

Crunch Pups No cover, 9:30pm

WED - John Moore Project, No Cover, 9:30 pm.

The Edge $3 Cover

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Erin Smith Band No cover, 9:30pm

Kilohana No cover, 10 pm

UNISAN

2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku - 244-4500

Lawa $5, 10 pm

Ohana Groove $5, 10 pm

DJ Shark in the Water No Cover, 9:30 pm

MON - Martini Night, TUE - The New Project, $5, 10pm; WED -Tom Cherry, $5, 10pm

Joe Cano 2nd set 9 pm

Benny Ukita 2nd set 9 pm

Closed

MON - Jazz 2nd set 9 pm TUE - Karen B 2nd set 9 pm WED - David Choy Jazz Night 2nd set 9 p.m.

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100 TON CAPTAIN & F/T SNORKEL & DINNER CRUISE positions available for hardworking, reliable, drug-free individuals.

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Candidate should have a strong knowledge in POS system, Excel, scheduling, purchasing (local.)

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FT/PT positions, some training offered. Duties to include maintaining and servicing Fleet and auxiliary systems. Must have own tools, CDL training offered. Comprehensive benefits for both, including: Full medical and dental, vacation and sick for FT employees, matching 401K. Drug screening required for both. Fax resume to : 893-2042 or apply in person Mon - Fri 8:30 - 4:00 25 Kuhea Road, Kahului Airport

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We are currently seeking great people to fill front of house and back of house positions.

Stop by today at the restaurant, 2nd floor of 736 Front Street, right above Pictures Plus. Apply in person between 1:00 pm and 5:00 pm every day. See you soon.

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I heard a theory that after we die, we simply stay ourselves, for eternity. For some people, stuck being themselves forever is hell; for others, heaven. Forget the afterlife—the theory can be applied right now. Life is hellish for some because of circumstance (or heavenly despite circumstance)— for others existence is miserable simply because of who they are. Whether or not you’ll still be you after you die, focus this week on making yourself easier to live with and love. Finding a way to enjoy being you is, for obvious reasons, a great thing to do; it might also be an investment in an enjoyable eternity.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) You became boring suddenly. Why? It’s because you’re just sitting around waiting for something to happen. Sure, your intentions are good; you want to give someone else a chance to be a catalyst, which is sweet of you. However, other people mostly suck at it. Embrace your vital and exciting role as mover and shaker. We need you to stir things up and jumpstart action and change. If someone else wants to step up, let them push you out of the way and do a better job, if they can.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Next week features the Scorpio Full Moon. It might be a bit obvious to point out that this full moon is a sexy one. It’s springtime, and the full moon always makes people a little wild; having it fall into the most lascivious and sexual slice of the astrological pie only makes things so intense that resistance is futile. This is not the time for staid, conservative baby-making missionary-position sex. No, you should be indulging your wildest fantasies instead. Spend this week thinking up and perfecting them.

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I used to resist my frequent role as group-organizer and motivator. I’d say, “This time, let someone else pull it all together.” Then I’d watch, frustrated, as everything fell apart and time was wasted. For a while I debated which was more frustrating: putting in the time and energy to communicate with and organize everyone (and then feel a certain sense of responsibility when anything went wrong), or taking a break from all that and watching a whole lot of nothing happen. Eventually, I realized that, whether I like it or not, I’m pretty good at it, and it’s easier (and better for everyone) if I mostly embrace it. You’re good at it, too. If that’s what your friends and coworkers want and need from you, you might as well stop resenting it and give it to them.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Trust is a funny thing. Distrust someone and they’ll almost certainly justify it. In choosing to trust them you may set yourself up for disappointment, but you’ll also give them a chance to come through, which is really the best-case-scenario for everyone. Life is full of disappointments, but allowing that shit to change you for the worse would be a tragedy. I think letting yourself migrate from reasonable caution to habitual distrust is about the worst thing you could do, and—especially this week— you ought to kick the ass of anyone who moves you even incrementally further in that direction.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) I occasionally offend people with my bluntness. That is a problem you almost never have; people miss your point because you’re too indirect. Subtlety may circumvent confrontation, but if your message isn’t communicated, why bother opening your mouth at all? This week, screw tact. If you’ve got something to say, say it unequivocally, in terms no one can misunderstand or misinterpret. It’s in everyone’s best interest that you get your point across.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) This is a good week for sleep deprivation. Not only are you likely to want to skip some sleep because of all the fun and excitement you’ll hopefully be experiencing, but also because going without sleep once in a while is, perversely, good for you. Yes, you make more mistakes when you’re tired, but your brain is also more apt to experience flashes of a kind of brilliance not available to your rested, more rational self. One of those bursts of inspiration is likely to change your life for months, years or forever. All you need do is open the door (by staying awake at odd hours), and welcome it in.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) You don’t care much about trendiness and although you can appreciate a good design, you’re not likely to want to pay extra for it. In general you choose function over fashion. I only mention this habit because sometimes you shortchange yourself; because of your easygoing, pragmatic nature, you frequently settle for the first thing that’ll work, when something equally useful and much more beautiful might be just around the corner. This week, hold out a little bit and shop around—whether you’re looking for a computer, car, house or lover. If you can have something that works perfectly and is also gorgeous, why settle for drab and functional?

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) You’ll never really know what’s inside someone else’s head. You might as well try to read the mind of a dog or cat. Even our pets’ thoughts are entirely unknowable, and those are probably quite a bit simpler than those of your average human. Trying to read between the lines of anything someone else says or does is a surefire prescription for a kind of insanity, preceded by a nervous breakdown. Leave it alone. All you can and should do is take what someone gives you at face value, and serenely leave it at that.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Eliminate all unnecessary distractions immediately. You already have way too many of those, and this week’s likely to dump a whole slew of new ones on you. So, while you can, get rid of anything and everything that’s likely to come between you and the things you really want to get done. Keep it simple has to be your mantra right now, or else your life is likely to dissolve into ineffective chaos and clutter. As for anything that’s likely to complicate your life: see if there’s any way you can (nicely) postpone it for a while. In a couple of weeks, you’ll be able to take it on with aplomb.

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We offer competitive pay, generous employee discount, 401K plan, Medical and Dental Insurance, and opportunity for career advancement.

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Are you making progress or treading water? If you sat down today and decided to draw one thousand pictures of trees, would they all be more or less identical to the very first one? Or would the last hundred be far better than your earlier attempts? You shouldn’t expect anything unreasonable from yourself. You can’t have a perfect body two weeks after starting a workout at the gym.

But I don’t think forward progress and evolution is too much to ask of yourself. This week, make sure you’re moving on, not standing still (or, worse, drifting backwards).

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) You’ll never know if this particular idea will work until you try it. In fact, you might need to try it a few times before it’ll work. Persistence is the key to this one, at least to a point. Having said that, I should add that there’s no point in beating your head against a brick wall, either; some ideas are simply doomed to failure. There will come a time when you might have to recognize that this is one of those. However, that time hasn’t yet come. Your idea is new, fresh and has every chance of succeeding. No, scratch that. It has every chance you give it.

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MAUI TATTOO COMPANY Traditional, Custom, Polynesian, Cover-Ups, Portraits. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., under Lu Lu’s. 8740034

Air Maui Helicopter Tours 2 for 1 Special!

West Maui/Molokai Special. Only Air Maui offers this incredible flight! Call now for your 2 for 1 Kama’aina special or special visitor rate!

Expires Dec. 31, 2007. For reservations call 877-7005

THE CONTAINER WAREHOUSE

Pro photographer hiring models for beauty, fitness and lifestyle stock photos. $50 per hour.

No experience necessary. E-mail photo to ron@ronchapple.com. Or mail photo to RC Studios, PO Box 1758, Kihei, HI 96753. Call (808) 874-5755.

Solid Teak, Mahogany & Other Tropical Furnishings. SALE ON ALL BEDS & HEADBOARDS THRU APRIL! 358 Papa Place, Suite G, Kahului. 877-0015

WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHY

A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE FORUM

Weddings, parties, special events. Very reasonale rates! 808-264-5225

MAUI MOTORCYCLE GRAND RE-OPENING

Located in Kukui Mall

1819 S. Kihei Rd. Suite D-101, Kihei 875-7595

with Mapenzi Marimba-Dance Music of Zinbabwe & Beyond.Saturday, April 28th, Casanova 10;00 p.m. $10. Info:280-6717

Wheels of Steel (2) Technics 1200MK2 turntables (never left the house), Stanton needles, Vestax PMC270A Mixer and a crate of House music records. Drive it away for $750. Mark 298-5692.

What about a new deck?

Kitchen Design & Remodel Dream it up, we’ll make it happen Call Fernando 280-4934 COME SEE OUR NEW LIGHTING SYSTEMS

Bonded & Insured

Lic. C26054

Service Industry Tuesdays ... SIT ON IT!

Dr. Robert Ley

Helping Patients to Find Exceptional Surgical Care and Alternative Therapies

Presented by Maui Onstage, April 6-29 at the Historic Iao Theatre in Wailuku. Call 242-6969 For Info.

Do you need?a new kitchen

Tune in every FRIDAY at our NEW TIME *NOON* on KAOI 1110 AM. Call in 808-242-7800.

Spinal Trauma and Orthopedic Injuries Neurologic Injuries & Diseases Chronic Neck and Back Pain Shoulder, Knee, and Hip Pain

FINAL WEEKEND!!!

ZUNI MIGOZE-AFRICAN MUSIC AWARDS NOMINEE

ORGANIC PEST CONTROL

MAUI’S HOTTEST “CALL-IN” RADIO PROGRAM.

Comprehensive Pain Management

2099 Wells St., • Wailuku 244-6778 • 7 Days A Week

MODELS NEEDED!

On The UPside with TERI

Saturday, April 28th in our Brand New Location!

1161 Lower Main Street in Wailuku.

Large 3 bedroom, 2 bath condo located near schools, parks, shopping and the ocean.

LAHAINA OPENING APRIL 23 181 Lahainaluna Rd. Suite D 661-7200

Gift Baskets, Fruit Baskets & Flowers

$381,000

All services in April with this ad.

HIGH VISIBILITY! LOW COSTS! BACK SIDE CLASSIFIEDS WORK!

Sweet Life Fruit Company

OWNER MUST SELL!

SPORTFISHING

Island Ink Tattoos Paia & BODY PIERCING

579-9461

Stop Wishin’ & Go Fishin’ 42 ft. Bertram Sportfishers Catch a 500+lb Marlin & your trip is (16 caught in 2006)

FREE (808)

667-2774

Toll Free 1-800-590-0133

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Feel & Look Young Anti-Aging Medicine

• Permanent Hair Reduction (Underarms, Legs, Bikini) • Cosmetic Dermatology • HGH • Botox • Collagen - Restylane • Foto Facial IPL Laser • Chemical Peels • Natural Hormones (Female) Testosterone (Male) • Wrinkle Removal Acne Scars, Age, Sundamage Spots, Lip Enhancement, Microdermabrasion DNA Skin Stem Cells Offices in

Wailea•Kihei Makawao•Lahaina

808.276.4130 Trained at the Mayo Clinic Rochester, MN

BURTON FEINERMAN, M.D.