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nd now, it’s time once again for Best of Maui! It’s Maui Time Weekly’s annual look at what makes A Maui the glitziest, ritziest, most glamorous and spectacular island in the Pacific. But to find out what’s the best, we need you, our most loyal readers, to tell us. We need you to dish! Who serves up the tastiest grinds? Where’s the most sizzling beach? What local band is destined for the stardom? Tell us what’s hot! But you better hurry—we need FOOD & DRINK your completed ballots Pizza by MAY 18th, because Best of Maui hits the streets Breakfast July 26. So get to it!
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MAILING ADDRESS: 33 N. Market St., Ste. 201 Wailuku, HI 96793 office (808) 244-0777 • fax (808) 244-0446 www.mauitime.com
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• The Dalai Lama An unenlightened person’s guide to his visit to Maui – by Liliana Begley
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• Letters to the Editor
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• Rob Report
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• LC Watch • ‘Coverage’
Contributing Writers: Caeriel Crestin, Rob Parsons, Ted Rall, Eric Paul Shaffer, Chuck Shepherd, Cole Smithey
• ‘It Gets Packed’ The wonderfully reasonable Matteo’s Pizzeria – by Anthony Pignataro
Illustration: Guy Junker, Glenn Watson Photography: Daniel Bendjy, Bill Geoghegan, Sean M. Hower, Pietro Ortiz
• Dining Listings
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Hours, locations and price ranges of Maui’s eateries
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• The Agenda • Eh Brah!
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The Reaping (zero stars) – by Cole Smithey
Maui Koa: Reforesting and Recycling – by Rob Parsons
How we learned that the Maui Land & Pineapple Co. doesn’t like you, our loyal readers – by Anthony Pignataro
27 • Movies & Times 28 • A&E: Following the Fire Horse
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Looking into The Legend of the Fire Horse Woman – by Eric Paul Shaffer
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• Remembering Barry Shannon
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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR SPEEDILETTER I am the Vice President of Business Development & Corporate Sales at SpeediShuttle Hawai`i. I read with interest the “Rob Report” in the March 29th issue of Maui Time on “Maui’s Top 10 Ongoing Environmental Challenges.” I wanted to make sure that your readers knew that there are many “Green” companies on Maui and SpeediShuttle stands with that proud group. Our company addresses parts of the top two challenges. SpeediShuttle uses B100 (100 percent biodiesel) that is made from “second use” vegetable oils. Those oils are recycled through transesterification to make an agricultural based fuel that can be mixed with petroleum diesel fuel or in SpeediShuttle’s case used as the entire fuel placed in our vehicles. SpeediShuttle may be the only transportation company in the world that uses B100 to power it’s entire fleet. The use of biodiesel is generally regarded to be better in many ways for emissions versus petroleum diesel. Biodiesel decreases the production of smog producing pollutants, sulfur emissions (that cause acid rain) are basically eliminated and its use reduces unburned hydrocarbons, carbon dioxide and particulate matter versus using petroleum diesel. Using biodiesel decreases our dependence on foreign oil and makes our environment cleaner. It’s great to use it in Hawai`i because of our marine environment also. SpeediShuttle, it’s management and employees are so excited about what we are able to do here on Maui to help alleviate the top two environ-
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TITA? The Podcast is a great idea [Beyond the Ink, at www.mauitime.com]. Most surprising was hearing Samantha [Campos]’s actual voice. I always imagined her voice as a hard-core tita, but listening to the cast I was… “she sounds more like a college hottie!” Now my mind will be in a total warp reading the text of her column while hearing the sound of her voice in my head. -Joshua, via email
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Commission on Culture and the Arts
Thurs., Apr. 12, 2 p.m. Apparently they didn’t finish this last time, so the commissioners will start off with some discussion on long and short term goals. Then there’s a look at the County’s transportation services and Maui Economic Opportunity’s Ala Hou program. Room 2, Maui Economic Opportunity Family Center, 380 Kolapa Pl., Kahului
Wed. Apr. 18, 9 a.m. Did you go to Culture and Arts Day? No? It was only a few weeks ago–Mar. 31 to be exact. Anyway, those who missed it will get a recap on the festivities, as well as a discussion on Sister Cities and a “Hanging art system update.” Fourth Floor Conference Room, Kalana O Maui Building, 200 High St., Wailuku
Police Commission
Fri., Apr. 13, 2 p.m. Biggest thing here is a status report on the County’s new Civil Rights Compliance Officer, a discussion of this year’s goals and something mysteriously titled “What’s next?” Mayor’s Lounge, Kalana O Maui Building, 200 South High Street, Wailuku
Wed., Apr. 18, 10 a.m. Expect the usual opening prayer and Chief’s report, as well as a memo from Mayor Charmaine Tavares “regarding reimbursement for Commission Meeting Meals.” Woohoo! Free food! Well, maybe. Later they’ll take up the matter of the second draft of the department’s annual report and whether the brand new pamphlet “What To Do at a Traffic Stop” is up to the task. Chief’s Conference Room, 55 Mahalani St., Wailuku
Urban Design Review Board
Committee on the Status of Women
Tues., Apr. 17, 9 a.m. First up some reps from Kulamalu LLC to request another business sign on Kula Highway. Later Lipoa Street Partners asks for something for their Pacific Plaza Project. Planning Department Conference Room, Kalana Pakui Building, 250 S. High St., Wailuku
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ehbrah@mauitime.com You’re the bitter, overweight, petty crap-talking landlord with a chip on your shoulder. I’m the tall blonde tenant who never tried to kiss your ass and paid the price. I legitimately moved into the apartment almost a year ago, but the name on the lease was my boyfriend’s. You wigged out on me as I was leaving and didn’t have time to argue with you. Not enough that you pressurewashed my cat—hard to believe your hatred of that animal caused all this— but then you had to call me a “dumb f-ing bitch” as I left the driveway. Wow, really adult and professional of you to treat your tenant that way. Then you threatened me physically and generally acted like a total cow. Should have expected you to get the police to show up and say I couldn’t re-enter the premises—even to get my things. Just wanted to let you know that I don’t know where I’m sleeping each night and that everything I own is still in the house you so abruptly banned me from entering. Great example to set for your young children. I wish I called child services when I heard you working your kids over—maybe I’d at least have some satisfaction that you got your just desserts for making me homeless.
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BY ROB PARSONS ROBPARSONS@EARTHLINK.NET
Maui Koa
No Good Deed...
Reforesting and recycling On a Monday morning in June 2003, a large crowd gathered on the lawn surrounding the old buildings at the Ulupalakua Ranch. A “chicken skin” ceremony and celebration followed, marking the collaboration of several large landowners, unified in a partnership to reforest the upland, leeward slopes of Haleakala with native trees. Largely the vision of United States Geological Survey biologist Art Medeiros, the Leeward Haleakala Watershed Restoration Partnership (LHWRP) was thus born. Eight landowners, holding 43,715 acres stretching from Kaupo to Makawao, signed a Memorandum of Understanding to work together to restore native dryland forest ecosystems, which have been reduced to less than five percent of their original range by clearing, grazing and invasive species. Four years later, replanting efforts are slow, yet steady. Regular volunteer work trips are gradually restoring 10 and 20-acre fenced exclosures at Auwahi, on the southwest rift zone of Haleakala, in the 4,000-foot elevation range. Much of the upland forests were cleared and burned in the late 1800’s to make way for cattle grazing. Kikuyu grass was imported in the 1940’s, and is now pervasive in many areas. The black wattle tree is an aggressive pest in the Kula and Keokea regions. Still, more than 50 native species have been identified in the Auwahi region. Of those, six are listed as endangered, and five more are species of concern. But the vision of the LHWRP is much grander than just replanting native species. Medeiros foresees native koa forests hosting a diversity of other species, including the native birds which once populated that region, but have retreated to the rainy windward slopes where they are susceptible to mosquito-borne avian malaria. Beyond establishing a biological preserve, koa restoration offers the benefits of enhancing watershed resources and recharging the aquifer, and linking Hawaiian culture and crafts with a sustainable silvaculture (tree-growing) industry, providing jobs to support rural lifestyles and economic diversification. But “undoing centuries of damage takes a while,” Medeiros says. Koa is rapid growing, nitrogen fixing, but
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LC Watch The County of Maui’s liquor rules state very clearly that it’s not enough if a licensee’s staff simply takes note that one of their customers may be drunk. Nor is it enough if the licensee’s staff engages in what the industry calls “slow service,” even to the point of pretending not to hear the customer’s request for another drink. In fact, it’s not even enough if the licensee cuts off a potential drunk: under Maui’s liquor rules, all licensees must physically remove from the premises any customer they consider to be intoxicated. To do less than that is to invite serious fines and penalties. Mulligan’s at the Wharf found this out during the Apr. 5, 2007 Liquor Control Adjudication Board hearing. On June 14, 2006, the Maui Police Department arrested a woman in Ka`anapali for driving under the influence. An LC investigator subsequently asked where she’d been drinking, and she said Mulligan’s (she had attended a fundraiser for a young resident suffering from cancer).
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faces formidable obstacles. Fencing is essential, as pigs, goats and axis deer eat koa saplings. Acacia koa also faces a more insidious threat, fusarium oxysporum, a vascular wilt fungus that can cause rapid death in trees of all sizes. Testing is being done to find resistant strains and remedies for the fusarium koa wilt. It’s not just the scarcity, but also the beauty of koa’s wood grain that has made it a prized commodity to furniture and instrument makers, finish carpenters, sculptors, artisans and craftsmen, including those shaping canoes and paddles. Koa’s distinctive, colorful grain brings prices of up to $45 a board-foot. That’s why Jitendra Russell began to research how to go about milling and using the wood when he discovered dead and fallen koa trees on his 10-acre property above Pi`iholo Ranch. Born in Great Britain, Russell spent 20 years in Benares, India working with a master instrument maker, eventually creating his own new instruments, including the sitara—a synthesis of the guitar and the classical Indian sitar. His love of woodworking sparked his interest in finding a use for the koa on his land. He learned that much of the
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koa/`ohi`a forest above Makawao was cut and hauled to the Pi`iholo Mill, starting in the 1860’s. Much of the wood went to fuel the boilers at the early sugar mills and to make charcoal. By the early 1900’s, the land was almost totally depleted of the majestic `ohi`a and koa trees. Following several leads, Russell eventually tracked down equipment sitting unused on a Maliko gulch property. He see KOA, page 13
At the Apr. 5 hearing Mulligan’s owner Kevin O’Kennedy argued over how many drinks the woman actually consumed on the night in question—his bartender said they served her two before “ignoring” her request for a third; her husband said she’d had “three or four”—but he conceded the point that his staff should have thrown her out when they realized she was intoxicated. “I’ve not been before this board before,” he told the nine members. “She was coherent [though] she had a wobble in her wiggle… [But] the letter of the law states that we recognized she was intoxicated and that she was not allowed to stay.” And that’s why Mulligan’s was in the dock. O’Kennedy’s staff tagged a customer as intoxicated and even stopped serving her, but because they didn’t kick her out the hammer was going to fall on them. After nearly half an hour of deliberation, the board returned with exactly the punishment asked for by Deputy Prosecuting Attorney Andrew Martin: $4,000 in fines, with half that amount suspended if Mulligan’s can avoid a similar violation for a year.
-Anthony Pignataro
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‘Coverage’ How we found out that the Maui Land & Pineapple Company doesn’t like you, our loyal readers The Maui Land & Pineapple Company doesn’t like you. You heard me. It’s because you read this paper— because you’re reading this paper right now. I’d like to say it’s nothing personal—that a company owning 22,400 acres of Maui, doing $178.9 million in sales last year and employing more than a thousand people wouldn’t be so petty—but frankly, the evidence says otherwise. We found this out last week when Maui Time Associate Editor Samantha Campos asked ML&P for a press pass so she could attend this year’s Kapalua Wine & Food Festival, which runs June 29 through July 1 at the Kapalua Resort. Campos attended the festival back in 2004. “A lot of people go for the virtually risk-free chance to sample new wines and flavors or to meet other connoisseurs, both amateur and professional,” Campos reported in our July 15, 2004 issue. “Others go for the wines they know best, downing them repeatedly while they see familiar faces and talk excitedly about geographical conditions, like the world being flat. Me, I’m more of the less talking, more tasting kind of crowd.” Two years later, Campos wrote a preview story on the festival, in which she advised you, our readers: “don’t pretend to know more than you do— picking the brains of foodies and wine experts from Germany, Spain or Anaheim about their region and varietal is one of the best parts of an event like this for the voracious and open-minded.” In the news biz, we call stories like these “positive coverage.” Newspapers who publish such stories about events generally get free event press tickets (a pass that includes all the events of the three-day festival costs $750). Not that we wrote stories to get free passes—that would be unethical—but the Kapalua Wine & Food Festival is an event we genuinely enjoy covering and feel such coverage is important to our readers. On Mar. 30, Campos emailed Tracy Johnson, the Public Relations Manager for the Kapalua Resort and Maui Land & Pineapple Co., asking for a pass to this year’s festival. That same day, Johnson rebuffed her. “I’m sorry but in light of the media coverage that Maui Time Weekly regularly prints about ML&P, we would
feel uncomfortable hosting your paper at the Kapalua Wine and Food Festival,” Johnson wrote. “I hope you understand.” Actually, no, we don’t understand, Campos responded on Apr. 3. “What coverage are you referring to, exactly?” she asked. Johnson elaborated a few hours later. “Attached is a sampling of the recent articles and letters to the editor that have been published in only the past few weeks,” she wrote. Johnson’s email included four Maui Time stories. One was the Mar. 15, 2007 edition of my column Coconut Wireless which contained exactly two sentences on the company. The other three attachments were editions of our Letters to the Editor section. Two of the editions were also published in March. They contained a couple letters critical of Maui Land & Pine’s decision to develop its land overlooking Honolua Bay. The last story sent over by Johnson threw me at first. It contained just a single letter to the editor that criticized me for criticizing ML&P in an earlier story on the company’s problems with toxic water in West Maui. I couldn’t figure out why ML&P would have a problem with this, until I reread my response, in which I exposed the letterwriter as an ML&P employee. To be fair, the Kapalua Wine & Food Festival is a private event, put on by ML&P, and they can give free access to whomever they want. But to ban us because a tiny group of our readers had written us letters criticizing ML&P development plans? Johnson could have referred to my Aug. 24, 2006 story “Tax Breaks,” where I delved into the County of Maui’s granting of a special, and apparently unwarranted tax break to ML&P. Or she could have referenced my June 26, 2006 story “Moratorium Time,” which questioned how ML&P’s Pulelehua project will affect island traffic. Then there was my Jan. 26, 2006 story “Toxic Water,” which
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had spurred the letter cited above. But no. When we asked Johnson why her company wouldn’t let us attend the Kapalua Wine & Food Festival for free, she pointed to letters we had published from our readers. Campos wrote back to Johnson on Apr. 4. She asked Johnson to identify the company official or officials who made the decision to deny us a press pass. She asked if that official or official had taken
her own, positive stories on the Kapalua Festival into consideration when denying us the press pass. She also asked if Maui Land & Pine would deny The Maui News press passes, since it has published far more letters to the editor critical of the company than we probably ever will. “How disappointing it was to learn that Maui Land & Pineapple Co. has targeted this land for wasteful development,” said Merrilee and Mark Meyer of Rainier, Washington in the Apr. 4 Maui News. “Hasn’t it developed enough?” Two days later, the paper published a letter from Kainoa Wilson of Lahaina on the same subject: “Who’s going to live there?” he asked. “The same people who live in their places on Plantation Estates? Never saw anybody there either.” The Apr. 7 Maui News published three more ML&P-related letters, all critical of the Honolua Bay project. At press time, Johnson has not responded to either Campos’ last email or a followup call I made to her on Apr. 9. We’ve given up on getting a festival pass, but we’d still like to know more about why Maui Land & Pine doesn’t like our readers. Research by Kira Sabini. MTW
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WEDNESDAY, Apr. 4 Today a reader dropped by the office to give us one of those old “ReElect JOE SOUKI” sponges, which I’ve got to say is the best campaign premium I’ve ever seen. Not only does it work on a metaphoric level—who’s going to forget a politician who identifies himself with a sponge?—but it’s terribly useful in real life. And since the Democrat Souki—who represents Wailuku and chairs the state House Transportation Committee—just made an even bigger name for himself than usual by killing the bills that would have required a full environmental review of the proposed Hawai`i Superferry, his sponges will come in handy. You can use it to wipe down your car’s tires before you get on the Superferry, to make sure you don’t transport any potentially invasive species to other islands. And if the lookouts on the super-fast Superferry aren’t looking where they should and the boat ends up plowing into a super-slow whale, you can use the sponge to wipe down the hull. “Dip in water,” it says. “See what happens.” I did as the sponge asked me,
THURSDAY, Apr. 5 Sneezing.
FRIDAY, Apr. 6 Haven’t heard from our friends the Hawaiian monk seals in a while. Some people might say that’s because Hawaiian monk seals can’t talk, but I’ve always been of the opinion that they could talk, but just never had anything to say. Though I must admit that opinion doesn’t seem very compelling these days—if I were one of the 1,200 remaining Hawaiian monk seals that’s still alive on the planet Earth, I’d be screaming my head off for help. Twelve hundred Hawaiian monk seals—can you believe that? And scientists at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) Fisheries believe that number will drop to less than a thousand in just the next four years. According to today’s Honolulu Advertiser, NOAA has actually posted a website— www.pifsc.noaa.gov/psd/captivecareproject.php#monkseal—where people can see the day-by-day travels of half a dozen tagged Hawaiian monk seals that live at Midway Atoll. Looking over the satellite images of Midway showing the seals’ tracks, I was forced to conclude that most Hawaiian monk seals really don’t do much. For instance, of the six seals on the NOAA site, just one—that would be PO42, born June 6, 2006—has actually left the atoll since the tracking began on Apr. 2. The rest just kind of casually bounce around Sand, Spit and Eastern Islands and occasionally the outer reef, apparently living a quiet, meandering life. But PO42 is different. “PO42 looks to be the most adventurous of the Captive Care seals,” reports the NOAA website. “Today she ventured out into the big blue sea and into much deeper water.” Now that’s a Hawaiian monk seal!
SATURDAY, Apr. 7 Today BlueEarth Biofuels managing partner Landis Maez tells The Maui News that he’s shocked—Shocked!—that a considerable number of Maui residents oppose his company’s plans to build a giant biodiesel refinery here that would use imported palm oil. “We didn’t think we would have as much opposition as we did,” he said in the article. What a beautiful statement. A corporate guy who wants
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to build a massive refinery on Maui decides to start throwing around the word “sustainable”—perhaps knowing that there are a lot of environmentally sensitive people on the island who take that concept very seriously—but doesn’t think anyone will mind that his “sustainable” biofuel refinery will consume huge swaths of rainforest for its palm oil feedstock. In a time when big corporations around the world are knocking themselves out advertising themselves as “green” and “sustainable,” it’s heartening that there’s so much opposition to BlueEarth Biofuels.
SUNDAY, Apr. 8 U.S. Army Private First Class Jay S. Cajimat (Lahainaluna, Class of 2005) is the 3,536th coalition soldier to die in the war in Iraq. Attached to the 1st Infantry Division, Cajimat, 20, died Friday—like so many of his fellow soldiers—in an IED attack in Baghdad. Given the rhetoric of not only our own brave Commander-inChief but also of his numerous wanna-be successors—not one of which wants to end the war immediately—it’s impossible not to wonder how many more young men and women will die like Cajimat.
MONDAY, Apr. 9 This week’s terrifying story comes to us from Pacific Business News, which reports
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on an Indian Country Today feature on a huge rise in subprime lending to Native Hawaiians. “[M]ost subprime specialists do a lot of lending to Native Americans,” reports PBN. “Lenders reported $21 billion in loans to Native Hawaiians and other Pacific Islanders in 2005, up almost a fifth from the previous year and part of a nationwide trend of heightened lending to Native Americans, much of [it] at subprime rates that are currently getting attention as borrowers fall behind in payments.” That lenders are increasingly going the subprime route—higher-interest loans to people with bad or no credit histories—isn’t new. But when matched to a recent report put out by the Center for Responsible Lending (CRL), a surprisingly ugly picture emerges of a credit industry gone horribly wrong. Lenders have long insisted that while subprime loans and mortgages may expose people to risky interest-only payments and such, they also open the door to home-ownership to millions of people who may not qualify for prime rate lending. But on Mar. 27 of this year, CRL reported that subprime loans made from 1998 through 2006 actually “have led or will lead to a net loss of homeownership for almost one million families.” This is because that even though during those years 1.4 million bought homes for the first time, “over 2.2 million borrowers who obtained subprime loans will lose or have already lost their home to foreclosure.”
Brings a whole new meaning to the term “predatory lending,” doesn’t it? Anthony Pignataro is just finishing post-production work on his latest movie, a heart-rending love story tentatively titled When the Zombie Cries. MTW
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HARD WORK According to a Beijing Youth Daily report distributed by Reuters news service in February, an unidentified Chinese businessman posted an online job offer for a “substitute” mistress. That is, in order to save his marriage, he had agreed to allow his wife to beat up his mistress and thus needed a stand-in to absorb the whipping, to spare the real mistress. He offered the equivalent of about $400 per 10 minutes of pain.
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A group of “extremist” rabbis (the Sanhedrin, about 70 in number) announced in February that they want Judaism to resume the centuries-ago practice of including animal sacrifices in services. They add that resumption should start, for historical reasons, in the Jerusalem compound of Temple Mount (but known primarily now as Islam’s Al Aqsa Mosque).
The New York City children’s services agency took away former “breatharian” David Jubb’s 20-month-old son in February after Jubb refused to let physicians treat the boy’s fractured ankle. As mentioned previously in News of the Weird, breatharians believe that humans can subsist primarily on air and sunlight. Jubb said he has evolved since those days and now eats, but extremely few calories’ worth, and he drinks his own urine. MTW
ROBREPORT bought the entire lot, including a mill saw, drying kiln, grappling hooks and chains. Now licensed and bonded as Eco Maui Koa, Russell has a spacious workshop under a soaring, tarpaulincovered log lean-to in his forested gulch mauka of Pi`iholo Hill. In the midst of his workshop, a treasure trove of polished and unfinished hardwoods, Russell can relate the origin of nearly every piece of wood. His thick silver hair pulled back in a ponytail, he speaks animatedly about rescuing wood that otherwise would have been headed for the Maui landfill. “They refer to me as the ‘Tree recycling guy’ now,” Russell says. “I was driving by Pu`unene when they were taking down some of those old monkeypod trees, and I asked them what would happen to all the wood. Later that day I got a hold of two trucks and hauled as much as I could. It’s beautiful wood, see here?” Last July and August, I saw Russell many mornings at Baldwin Beach Park, as we both sipped our coffee and watched the seasonal erosion claim several towering ironwood trees on the beachfront. Eventually, two stately false kamani (Indian almond) trees perhaps 70 years old were undermined and toppled into the surf. When talk of replanting them was deemed to have little chance of success, Russell asked the tree contractors hired by the County of Maui if he could save them hauling and disposal costs. They obliged, and he went to work trucking the kamani and ironwood logs up to his mill. Russell offers hardwood slabs by the board foot, and also crafts benches, tables, doors, bowls, and other pieces. He uses no screws or nails in fastening his work. He has earned the respect of local craftsmen, and even state enforcement officers. A while back, Department of Land and Natural Resource personnel paid him a visit. They were responding to a complaint that he was harvesting
koa off state lands. He walked his acreage with them, showing them a map of his property, as well as his operation. They left understanding that he was working hard, earning a living off his land, without harming the natural resources in the adjacent state forest reserve. Later one of the men called Russell back to alert him of potential grant applications to assist his ventures. Russell plants 10 koa seedlings for each one he harvests. With an abundance of acidic eucalyptus, and invasive strawberry guava, the seedlings need some help. He says it’s important to plant them in the mulch from around the stumps of decaying or dead koa trees, their “family.” In a small way, the energy and ingenuity of Jitendra Russell’s Eco Maui Koa business serves as a visible example of the viability of local ag-forestry. This small scale, local effort has avoided the pitfalls of 20,000 acres of former Hamakua sugar lands on the Big Island, now planted in eucalyptus. A $30 million processing mill ran into financing difficulty and was never built. The wood was intended for chipping, but also could have been used for plywood and veneer. Now, it is being considered as biomass feedstock for ethanol production. Presently, the straight rows of monocropped trees continue to reach skyward, while the promise of up to four hundred jobs created is on hold. Back on that morning in June, it seems that the Leeward Haleakala Watershed Restoration Partnership effort was off to a much more auspicious beginning. Kaleikoa Ka`eo chanted portions of the Kumulipo, or Hawaiian creation chant, relating the birth of the plants and the animals in the koa forest. Soon after, a rare morning rain graced the event, to the delight of those gathered at Ulupalakua Ranch. “The rain today is a blessing,” state Senator J. Kalani English said in a Haleakala Times article by Jan Welda Fleetham. “[A]s the chants were being invoked, the clouds gathered and a light rain began to fall. It is an affirmation from the ancestors, that this is the right thing to be doing.” MTW
Maui TIME “Seven years ago, when she turned pro, Chris Evert was a chunky teen-ager with a pretty frown of concentration and a strong game. She still has the frown and the form but Evert, 24, now the bride of fellow Pro John Lloyd, 25, has become a lissome beauty. Particularly in a bikini, as on the beach at Maui, where she dutifully draped Lloyd with leis during a recent vacation. Advantage, Evert, as they say.”
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n case you haven’t heard, His Holiness, the 14th Dalai Lama is coming to Maui. He will be speaking April 24 and April 25 at the War Memorial Stadium. Originally, he was scheduled to speak at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center, but public response was so great that organizers had to book a bigger venue. This response isn’t necessarily surprising to me—I mean, it’s Maui and we enjoy a certain level of “enlightenment”—spiritual, but not quite religious. Anyway, the real problem I had with all this hubbub about the Dalai Lama is that it made me feel secretly stupid. See, I don’t really know a damn thing about the Dalai Lama except that he has a buzz cut, wears a lot of robes and is kind of adorable. I figured I must have missed something severely important in my World Religion class while I was busy making out behind the weight-room, because obviously (according to ticket sales, at least) everyone and her fifth grader knows all about the Dalai Lama. Sometimes it’s fabulous to be wrong. “Oh, yeah! The Dalai Lama is cool,” said my brother, who has a degree in philosophy. “I’ve seen him speak before on Maui. He’s really funny.” Actually, this is the Dalai Lama’s first visit here. But my brother isn’t alone: when I asked a bunch of people about their thoughts on the Dalai Lama, I discovered that the majority are either really confused about him, have mistaken him for someone else or would rather die than risk sounding stupid on the record by answering the question. For instance, a good friend of mine instant-messaged me his thoughts: “[W]ell he likes to golf... he is verrrrrry funny, always telling us jokes when we are having prayer... im not a tibetan monk ya know.” And then there is my husband... When I asked him about the Dalai Lama he was like, “Is that just one guy or is it like the Pope? You know how lots of different people become the Pope?” He graduated from Kamehameha School, by the way. Maybe I just surround myself with dummies. Then again, it made me feel a hell of a lot better to find out that I wasn’t the only one with a less than average understanding of who the Dalai Lama is and what makes him so special. That’s the problem. The Dalai Lama is special. You can’t argue that point. It would be a real shame if we all just sat here and pretend to be all knowledgeable and subsequently miss out on a potentially really cool experience because of a little pride. Okay, that was a little dramatic. So without further ado, here is everything you need to know about the Dalai Lama so that you can go and see him speak and actually feel good about it.
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The Dalai Lama is a Buddhist from Tibet. He has been living in exile in India since 1959. There have been 13 other Dalai Lama’s before him. Each is believed to be incarnations of the other. Therefore it’s like the same guy in a different body in a different time. The Dalai Lama is believed to be the human incarnation of Avalokiteshvara—“The Lord who looks down”—or the Buddha of Compassion. The proper way to address and refer to the Dalai Lama is “His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama.” If you check out any books that he’s written, you’ll see “HH” as part of the author name. That means “His Holiness,” which I think is kind of endearing. His name is Tenzin Gyatso, but he was born Lhamo Thondup on July 6, 1935 in a small farming community in Taktser, Amdo in northeastern Tibet. That makes him a Cancer born in the Year of the Boar.
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At the age of two, it was decided that he was the incarnation of the 13th Dalai Lama who had passed away a few years before. Basically what happened is that the Tibetan government formed a search party to find the new incarnation of the Dalai Lama and several strange things happened. First of all, while the 13th Dalai Lama was lying in state, his head turned from facing south to northeast. The government took this as a sign that maybe they should start looking there. Then a senior lama had a vision that led them to the door of young Lhamo Thondup’s family. They were farmers. His mother gave birth to 16 children—seven of which survived infancy. The search team brought in a bunch of earthly possessions that had belonged to the late 13th Dalai Lama and set them down with other objects in front of the young Lhamo Thondup. He was about two at the time, but he apparently then picked up the stuff that had belonged to the 13th Dalai Lama and said, “It’s mine! It’s mine.” The Dalai Lama speaks English, as well as many other languages. “I’ve been a practicing Buddhist since I was 13,” Wailuku attorney Lance Collins told me. “In 2006 I was in India for a Lalachakra initiation with the Dalai Lama. He speaks English, but if he is talking about something very technical, according to the level of discussion he will do it in Tibetan and have a translator relay the message to the audience.”
POLITICS, POLITICS We’ve all seen the “Free Tibet” bumper stickers. Yeah, this is Dalai Lama stuff. But what does it mean? “Tibet was an independent country and then the Chinese army entered Tibet in 1950,” Collins said. “For seven years, the Dalai Lama tried to work with them toward a peaceful solution, but it didn’t work. The Chinese were very oppressive. In 1959 Tibet officially ‘fell’ when the Dalai Lama and about 100,000 other people left for India. He left Tibet because his life was in serious danger.” In 1950, the Dalai Lama assumed full political power as Head of State and Government of Tibet. In 1963, while already in exile, he made a draft constitution for a future Tibet that is very democratic in nature. It states that the political power the Dalai Lama holds can be taken away by a two-thirds majority vote by members of the Assembly. HH has referred to himself as “a simple Buddhist Monk” and has been quoted on his website as saying, “Regarding Politics, I have no modern education except for a little experience... It is a big job for someone not so well equipped...I feel that the institution of the Dalai Lama has served its purpose... Half jokingly and half seriously I say that I am now in semiretirement.” Semiretired or not, according to Collins, China is still out to get HH. “There is a group of people—religious zealots—who are sponsored by the Chinese government that tend to start making threats toward the Dalai Lama before major international appearances.” On April 6 of this year, the Gulf Daily News reported that, “Tibetan officials in exile in India have
stepped up security for the Dalai Lama following media reports that he faced threats from Islamist militants, police said yesterday. The Tibetan government-in-exile based in the north Indian hill station of Dharamsala, where the Dalai Lama lives, had increased the number of guards at his palace while police had raised alert levels around the town.” Where the threats are originating from is unclear, but the bottom line is that the Dalai Lama is still a very watched political leader. So much so, in fact, that the Chinese have undermined the Dalai Lama by kidnapping a leader he appointed and replacing him with one of their own. Called the Panchen Lama, he’s the second-highest-ranking lama after the Dalai Lama in the Gelugpa sect of Tibetan Buddhism. “When a lama dies, the other lama’s will find him,” Collins said. “There’s a specific way that the Tibetans have to doing this. When the Panchen Lama died, the current Dalai Lama was part of the group that found and recognized his reincarnation. Then, the new Panchen Lama was kidnapped by the Chinese government. It’s been about 10 years and he’s never been located. The Chinese then appointed their own Panchen Lama, but he has not been recognized by most of the Tibetan people as the true reincarnation.” Lama Dhondup Gyaltsen, the head of the Tashi Pendy Society in windward Maui agreed. “The Panchen Lama appointed by the Chinese is only posing,” he said. “The Tibetans outside [of Tibet] have never believed, but the people inside do not have a choice but to recognize him as a political leader, but we never believe that he is the true Panchen Lama.”
BOOKS HH has written about 70 books. Many are geared toward an American audience and have hit bestseller status. The Art of Happiness is extremely popular. “I have read all of his books that have been printed in English,” Collins said. “My favorite is probably The Wisdom of Forgiveness.”
for Freedom Award in 1993 from The Freedom Coalition in Melbourne Australia; the World Security Annual Peace Award, on in 1994 from the New York Lawyer’s Alliance; the Man of the Year award in 2002 from the Croatian Academic Society; the Human Rights award in 2003 from the International League for Human Rights.
WEIRD FACTS
Of all the Dalai Lamas, HH the 14th is the second oldest to date. Turns out many Dalai Lamas—physically, at least—don’t live very long. In fact, the 9th Dalai Lama died at the age of nine, and four others never saw their 30th birthday. According to my math, the average lifespan of a Dalai Lama is 42 years. As a child, HH the Dalai Lama insisted his teeth were in a box. When the box was located it was found to contain the old dentures of the 13th Dalai Lama. HH the Dalai Lama had a brother who was recognized as the incarnation of another high lama. According to Barry Wurst, a former Mauian and film professor in Colorado, “The Dalai Lama became a visible personality in Hollywood during the late 1990’s, befriending Richard Gere, Harrison Ford and, most importantly, Ford’s then-wife, Melissa Matheson (who wrote the screenplay to E.T.). She wrote a script detailing the tumultuous life of His Holiness, called Kundun, which became a hot project for Disney. Not to be outdone, Sony greenlit the much-hyped Seven Years in Tibet and both films were released within months of each other in Fall 1997 and were expensive flops (it should be noted that the Martin Scorsese-directed Kundun is extraordinary, while the Brad Pitt-starring Seven Years is extraordinarily boring).” When HH the Dalai Lama is “at home” in India he often uses a treadmill and listens to the BBC World News in English. Contrary to popular belief, he is not a strict vegetarian. He never eats dinner.
HIS MAUI VISIT COMMITMENTS The Dalai Lama is a man on a mission. Seriously. He works 17-hour days. He’s said he spends “80 percent of my time on spiritual activities and 20 percent on Tibet as a whole.” According to HH’s official website (you better believe that he has one), he explains his commitments: “Firstly, on the level of a human being, my first commitment is the promotion of human values such as compassion, forgiveness, tolerance, contentment and self-discipline. All human beings are the same. We all want happiness and do not want suffering... Secondly, on the level of a religious practitioner, my second commitment is the promotion of religious harmony and understanding amongst different religious traditions. Despite philosophical differences, all major world religions have the same potential to create better human beings... My third commitment is to the Tibetan issue. I have a responsibility to act as the free spokesperson of the Tibetans in their struggle for justice. As far as this third commitment, it will cease to exist once a mutually beneficial solution is reached between the Tibetans and Chinese. However, my first two commitments I will carry on till my last breath.”
Rinchen, from the Maui Dharma Center in Paia, says that the Dalai Lama will be on Maui for less than 48 hours: “His flight details are confidential, but from here he will be speaking in San Francisco on the 27th.” Most of the details of HH the Dalai Lama’s Maui visit are confidential. What is clear is that he will not be staying at the Maui Dharma Center. He will bless the stupa that is being built in Paia the morning of Apr. 24 in a private ceremony. Motorists should expect delays as Baldwin Ave. will be closed for an undisclosed amount of time. Details of the road closure were not available at press time. After blessing the stupa, HH the Dalai Lama will hold a free public talk on “The Human Approach to World Peace” at the War Memorial Stadium. Rinchen encourages people to arrive when the gates open at 10 a.m. even though the speech doesn’t begin for another four hours. “We’re expecting a lot of people,” Rinchen said. “There will be food and drink, and although it’s a long wait the atmosphere should be very festive.” On Apr. 25, HH the Dalai Lama will discuss, “Eight Verses for Training the Mind: A Buddhist Philosophical Discourse” at the War Memorial Stadium. The cost for this event is $20.
ACHIEVEMENTS Over the course of his life, HH has received nearly 90 awards from various nations. While they’re all prestigious, it would bore your socks off if I listed all of them. The most notable are: The Nobel Peace Prize in 1989; The Distinguished Peace Leadership Award in 1991 from the Nuclear Age Peace Foundation; the International Valiant
So now after reading this I hope you no longer feel like a complete idiot (like I did) when people start talking about the Dalai Lama. In fact, next time someone asks you about the Dalai Lama you can give him a knowing smile and chew their ear off until they scream. No need to thank me. And Happy Enlightenment. MTW
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ONO KINEGRINDS
BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO ANTHONY@MAUITIME.COM
‘It Gets Packed’ The wonderfully reasonable Matteo’s Pizzeria At first I couldn’t tell what was different about the sweetsmelling pizza that was dusted with parmesan cheese and placed in front of me. It hit me after a few moments: rather than mix up the four toppings (artichokes, prosciutto, black olives and mushrooms) the chef had placed them in their own sections—all the olives covering these two slices, all the mushrooms over there, a healthy slice of prosciutto next to that, and so on, with just the barest mixing of toppings at the edges.
Matteo’s Pizzeria 100 Wailea Ike Dr., 874-1234. Open Mon.-Sat., 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sun, 4 p.m.-9 p.m. $ The only place I know of where you can find a pizza like that—on this island, at least—is Matteo’s Pizzeria in Wailea. It’s called the Quattro Stagione, and you can get it in a thin crust eight-inch version like I enjoyed or with a thicker 16-inch pan crust. Like Matteo’s itself, it’s quite different than what you’re used to. Opened a year or so ago by Matteo Mistura, formerly of Ferraro’s at the Four Seasons, Matteo’s offers some of the best and most reasonably priced Italian
food you’ll find on Maui. Like some pizza joints on the mainland, they save costs by having everybody order and pay the beautiful woman working the counter when you walk in, who then gives you a number on a slim metal stand you place on your table so the food runner can find you. Still, sitting outside on Matteo’s balcony that overlooks the ocean and one of Wailea’s many golf courses, I could hardly believe the delicious and filling pizza I was quickly dismantling cost about $11. As I ate, Samantha and Wendy similarly made short work of their meals. Sam opted for Gianna’s Salad, which contains mixed greens, Radicchio lettuce, tomates, bleu cheese all tossed with extra virgin olive oil and balsamic vinegar, while Wendy opted for the Vegetarian Sandwich, which has roasted vegetables, melted Mozzarella cheese and basil on a multigrain Italian roll. As they ate they sipped from flutes filled with Prosecco. “What’s Prosecco?” I asked while drinking Coca-Cola from a paper cup that bore that company’s logo. “Do you want a sip?” Samantha asked. “It tastes like really dry sparkling white wine,” I said after my taste. “Exactly!” Later our friend Scott showed up. I figured he would—not simply because I invited him to show up, but because his office is next door, and the way he talks about Matteo’s I figured he goes there every day anyway. He ordered the
Gianna’s Salad (top left), Vegetarian Sandwich (bottom left) and (left to right) Jorma Bruski, Randy Tabag, Joe Martin and Matteo Mistura
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Quattro Stagione Pizza (top) and the Ligurian Pizza (bottom)
Ligurian Pizza, which is topped with shrimp, Mascarpone cheese and Genovese Pesto, though I couldn’t help but notice that his toppings were all mixed together. Of course, some people just go to Matteo’s for the daily lunch and dinner specials. “They’re phenomenal,” Scott said. “Last time I was here they had an ahi carpaccio wrapped around cantaloupe. They’re all like threecourse meals.” Matteo’s was very quiet and peaceful when we had our lunch there, but Scott assured us it’s different at night. “It gets packed,” he said. “After about 6:30, there’s a line out the door.” MTW
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Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.;
Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant - Chinese.
Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-
Daily, 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Maui Mall,
2400. $
Kahului, 893-1628. $
p.m. 385 Hoohana St., 5C, Kahului, 877-
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Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to pick
9080. $
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up. They even deliver. M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414.
Allrighht Grinds - Local plate lunches and
85 N. Church, Wailuku, 244-1124 or 276-2349 for banquets. $ Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. M-Sa, 11
Down To Earth - Natural food store with salad bar,
a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd.,
hot bar, deli and pastries. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su,
Kahului, 893-0026. $
8 a.m.-8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-2661. $
Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Cafe - German cui-
Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine.
sine. M-F, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 335
M-F, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6:30 a.m.-8:30
Ho`ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$
p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-7461.
Ajiyoshi Okazuya Hawai`i - Japanese and local. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4:30-8:30
$$
chow fun. M-F, 9 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Hobron
Ave next to KT&S. 344-0239. $ AK’s Cafe - Local food, pasta, steaks and fresh fish. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4:45-8:30 p.m. 1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-8774.$ Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate lunches. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.-6 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 340 Hana Hwy.,
Kahului, 877-4950. $
Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. M-Sa,
$$
7 a.m.-9 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-
El Corita - Mexican. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 8
0852. $$
a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $
Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese and local cuisine. Su-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977. $$ Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 2447276. $ IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $ Island Tacos - Taqueria. Daily, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-1850. $ Kahili - Pacific rim. Daily, 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Pupus daily, 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Waikapu, 242-6000. $$ Kahului Ale House - Pub fare. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $
Aloha Grill - Burgers with veggie styles. MF, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. 270
Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 8930263. $ Archie’s - Japanese. M-Sa 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; M-Th, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1440
Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $ Asia Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1764 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-1833. $ Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the title. Daily, Rest.10 a.m.-9 p.m., Bar 11 a.m.2 a.m. 65 Kaahumanu Ave #23, Kahului, 877-7776. $
Club Diane - Pupus. Daily, 2 p.m.-2 a.m. 350
Fiesta Time - Mexican taqueria. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9
Hoohana St., Kahului, 871-2182.
p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $
Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. M, 9 a.m.-
Fran’s Island Grill - Local. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.; F-
4 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W. Kamehameha
Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $
Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 2428580. $
Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.;
Genki Sushi - Sushi. Su - Th 11 a.m. - 3 p.m, 5 - 9
Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 871-
p.m.; Fr - Sa 11 a.m. - 3 p.m., 5 - 10 p.m.; Daily
7782. $
take-out only 3 - 5 p.m. Maui Mall, 873-7776.
Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and sushi. M-F, 11 a.m.-
Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches.
2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-10 p.m. 333 Dairy
M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku,
Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$
244-8282. $
L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa, 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Su-Th, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380. $
Denny’s - Open 24 hours. 430 Kele St., Kahului,
Hanafuda Saimin - Local. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-11 p.m. 199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-9033. $
Main Street Bistro - Upscale comfort food. M-F, 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816. $
873-5550. $
Koho Grill & Bar - American and local. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Bar stays open serving drinks, pupus & burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, 877-5588. Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-5696. $ Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $
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Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine. Su-Th, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$ Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 8 a.m.10 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$
$$→$20-$40
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K→Kama’aina Discount
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Rainbow Dining Room - Buffet-style restaurant.
Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food. Daily,
Ashley’s Cafe - Local, American. M-Sa, 7:30 a.m.-
Daily, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Maui Beach Hotel, Kahului,
10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-
8 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukuli`i Pl. (behind
877-0051. $$
10 p.m. 70 E. Ka`ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 873-
Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $
Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main
St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $
0225. $ Tiffany’s - Local, Asian. Daily, 10:30-2 a.m. 1424
Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $ Royal Island Drive In - Local. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.;
Market Street Cafe - Eclectic. Daily, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $ Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 8710822. Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092 Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $
BadaBing! - Italian. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei
Rd., 875-0188. $$ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.;
Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 242-
Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style and a
Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 875-
8813. $
la carte. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St.,
6400. $
Wailuku, 242-4371. $ Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Su, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center,
Kahului, 248-7829. $
TJ’s Warehouse Bento and Catering - Bentos,
Daily, 5-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-
1567. $$
2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $
Okazu, Ramen, Asian. M - F 6:30 a.m. - 5:30; Sa 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. 875 Alua St. (in Maui Chemical
Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Thai. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.;
Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Deli. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.
Building), 244- 7311. $ Tokyo Tei - Local and Asian. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. and
Big Wave Cafe - American, Hawaiian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $ Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine. Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 875-
5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $
1234. $$
Tom’s MiniMart - Local. M-F, 6 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7
Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine. 5
a.m.-6 p.m. 372 Waiehu Beach Rd., Waiehu, 244-
p.m.-12 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$ Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Seafood,
Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $
Saigon Cafe - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9:30
Sam Sato’s, Inc. - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.
2323. $
Maui Grill & Bento - Japanese, Korean, local. Su-F, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 249-2161. $
1750 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-7124. $
Unisan - Sushi and more. M-F, Lunch 11 a.m.- 2
steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m.
Sheik’s Restaurant - Local. M-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10
p.m., Dinner 5-10 p.m.; Sa, 5-10 p.m. 2102
Ma`alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$
p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave.,
Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500. $$
Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-
Kahului, 877-0121. $
Valley Isle Seafood - Luau stew, seafood. M-F, 10
9 p.m. Ma`alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$
Simply Healthy Cafe - Hawaiian. M-F, 11 a.m.-2
a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-3
Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sand-
Maui Mix Plate - Traditional Hawai’ian. MTh, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; F,-Sa, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka`ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $ Maui Tacos - Island Mexican fast food. MSa, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9:30 a.m.- 5 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 8717726. $ Mel’s Catering & Fast Food - Local, Filipino. M-Th, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-6 p.m. 1032C L. Main St., Wailuku, 249-8533. $
p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku,
243-9560. $$
p.m. Cameron Center, 95 Mahalani St., Wailuku.
249-8955. $ Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. M-Th, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7 a.m.- 4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $ Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70
E. Ka`aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $ Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-4 p.m.
Mercado - Latin market. M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $ Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 244-7888. $ Nazo’s Restaurant - Local, Japanese. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; M-Sa, 5-9:30 p.m. 1063 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-0529. $ Ohana Cafe - Comfort food. M-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 2010 Main St., Wailuku, 244-5950. $ Piñata’s - Mexican. M-Sa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $
1740 Ka`ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 243-2243. $
p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $
wiches. Daily 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd,
Waikapu on 30 - Local favorites. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-5
Kihei, 879-4700. $
p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m. - 4 p.m. 1486 Hona`apililani Hwy,
Waikapu, 242-1130. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku,
Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese. 6-11 a.m. Maui
Prince Hotel, 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111. $$ Cafe O’Lei - Asian fusion. T-Su, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 891-1368. $
242-7928. $ Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. Daily, 12-3 Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill - Kava Kava with a cafe. Da Sushi Bar inside as well. M-Th, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd.,
Kahului, 871-1414. $
p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani,
Wailea, 875-4100. $$ Capische? - Contemporary Italian. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$
Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi, Japanese. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Ka`ahumanu
SOUTH MAUI
Cheeseburgers, Mai Tais &
Center, 877-8744. $
Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood,
Casual American. The Shops at Wailea, 874-8990.
Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. M-F, 7 a.m.-6
chicken, ribs. Daily 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei
p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 a.m. 395 E.
Rd., 874-0788. $
Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779.
Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9
Takamiya Market - Local. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m.
p.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $
359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $
Antonio’s - Italian cuisine. 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S.
sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9
Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$
p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $
10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-11 p.m.; M, 6 a.m.-3 p.m.
Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cui-
Da Kitchen - Local. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei
1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $
sine. M-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$
Rd., Kihei, 875-7782. $
Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine. Su, Tu-Th, 6 a.m.-
Rock N Roll -
The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-7 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. Azeka Place II, Kihei, 875-
4244. $ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees,
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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE
$→$10-$20
Denny’s - Open 24 hours. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8600. $ Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli and more. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, 879-3262. $ Dog & Duck - Irish Pub. M-Fr 11 a.m. - 1:30 a.m., Sa-Su 8 a.m. - 1:30 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd, 875 - 9669. $ Dominos Pizza - Pizza. Su - Th 11 a.m. - 11 p.m., Fr - Sa 11 a.m. - Midnight. 1215 S. Kihei Rd, 874-6000. $ Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican. MSa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-2910. $ Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Deli and spirits. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian. 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 8748000. $$$ Fiesta Time - Mexican. 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 300 Ma`alaea Rd., 244-5862. $ Five Palms Restaurant - Pacific Rim. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$ Fred’s Mexican Cafe - Mexican. Daily, 7 a.m.-12 a.m. 2492 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8918600. $ Gian Dons - Formerly Marco’s Southside Grill, Italian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$ Greek Bistro - Greek. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9330. $$ Hanafuda Saimin - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd, 879-9033. $ Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - Salad and hot bar. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $ Hula Moons - Breakfast buffet. Island fusion dinner. Daily, 6:30-11 a.m. and 5-10 p.m. Marriott, Wailea, 879-1922. $$ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian. Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$ Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8741811. $$ Jawz Tacos - Island-style taqueria. Daily, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $ Joe’s Bar and Grill - Fine dining. Nightly, from 5 p.m. Wailea Tennis Center, 8757767. $$$ Joy’s Place - Organic foods. M-Sa, 10 a.m.5 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Tacos, pasta, and fried seafood. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Kukui Mall, 891-1400. $ Kihei Caffe - American and local. Daily, 5 a.m.-2 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $ Life’s A Beach - American. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $
$$→$20-$40
$$$→$40 and up
K→Kama’aina Discount
Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.
Longhi’s - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. M-F, 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa-Su, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$
Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary Italian. Nightly, 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 8757555. $$$
LuLu’s - American and local. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends at 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $
Scuba Dogs - Smooties, ice cream, salads, subs and (of course!) hot dogs. Daily, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 1455 S Kihei Rd., 879-4994. $
Ma`alaea Grill - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 300 Ma`alaea Rd., Ma`alaea, 2432206. $$
Seascape at Maalaea - Seafood, chicken and quiche. Daily, 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Maui Ocean Center Aquarium, 270-7043.
Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and continental cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$
Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 8758080. $$
Matteo’s - Italian kitchen. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 5-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Ike Dr, Wailea, 874-1234. $$
Shabu Shabu Toji - Japanese style fondue. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 8758366. $
Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Hawaiian shave ice, coffeeand more. Daily, 6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $
Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1770 S Kihei Rd., 874-0331. $
Maui Tacos - Mexican fast food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $ Maui Thai - Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. The Rainbow Mall, Kihei, 874-5605. $ Maui’s Sweet Spot - Ice cream parlor. Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd., 879-8611. $ Moose McGillycuddys - Pub fare. Daily, 11 a.m.1 a.m. Food service ends at 11 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8600. $$ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Irish pub. Daily, 8 a.m.2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$
South Shore Tiki Lounge - Burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends at 12 a.m.) Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. $
Spices - Pacific rim with flair. Daily, 7a.m.-2p.m. and 5-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Sports Page Bar & Grill - Gourmet pub fare. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0602. $ Stella Blues Cafe - American comfort food. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$
4566 Lower Kula Rd., 878-6874. $ Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m. 572-4877. $ Café Des Amis - Crepes and Mediterranean fare. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $ Café Mambo and Picnics - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $ Cafe O Lei - Stylish Hippie. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 3669 Baldwin Ave., Ste 101, Makawao, 5739065. $ Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and deli by day. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao
Ave., 572-0220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and healthy grub. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 142 Hana Hwy.,
Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily, 6 a.m.9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Down to Earth - Hot/salad bars and deli. Daily, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1169 Makawao Ave., 572-1488. $ Flatbread Co. - Pizza. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 89 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8989. $$ Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Daily, 5-9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $ Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining. M-F,
Subway - Eat fresh like Jared. Kukui Mall and Pi`ilani Village Center, Kihei, 891-2341.
Orange Julius/Dairy Queen - Frosty treats, hot dogs and more. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $
Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and Korean. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $
Outback Steak House - Steaks, shrimp-on-the-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Nightly, 4-10 p.m. 281 Pi`ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$
Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd., 879-1385. $
Pacific Grill - Steak and seafood. 6-9 p.m. Lobby Lounge, Four Seasons, Wailea, 874-8000. $$
Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Dishes made for sharing. Tu-Su from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$
11-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 900
Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $$$ Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking. FSu 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 810
Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $ Howzit Bean Coffee Shop and Pizza Fresh Coffee, pizza, salads. 1043 Makawao Ave.,
Makawao, 572-2000. Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar. Daily, 5-10 p.m. 120
Philly’s Blue Plate Diner - American diner cuisine. Breakfast always available. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 891-2595. $
Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd., 8750839. $
Pita Paradise - Casual Mediterranean-style cuisine. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $
Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury cuisine. Su-M, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$$
Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd., 891-2002. $ Quiznos - Toasty sandwiches. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 891-1333. $
Tradewinds Deli and Market - Deli sandwiches and local produce. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m 7 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.- 5 p.m. 20 Hauoli St., Ma`alaea Harbor, 242-9161. $
Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m.; Nightly, 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 8740813. $
Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and more. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$
Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$
Vietnamese Cuisine - Vietnamese with Americanized options. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$
Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese-inspired Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m.; Th-Sa 10 p.m. - 1 a.m. late night sushi and appetizers 50% off 21 & over w/ID. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004. $$ K
Café 808 - Local diner-style. Daily, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.
Paia, 579-9453. $ K Spago - Gourmet cuisine a la Wolfgang Puck. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$
Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining, Pacific rim. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$
Ruth Chris Steakhouse - Meaty fine dining. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 3750, Wailea Alanui Dr., 8748880. $$$
UPCOUNTRY
Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$ John Paul Fine Foods - Prepared dishes, sandwiches and cheeses. M-F, 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani, 572-7100. Kimura Saimin Shop - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.
810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $
Wailea Pizza Co. - Pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Wailea Town Center, 874-1234. $$ Waterfront Deli - Sandwiches, salads, dessert. Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. Whaler’s General Store, Shops at Wailea, 891-2039. $
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Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with cajun and tropical flare. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-8385. $$ K
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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE
$→$10-$20
$$→$20-$40
Kitada’s - Local. M-Sa, 6:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $ Komoda Store and Bakery - Local bakery with mini-mini-mart. M-Tu and Th-F, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 3674 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7261. Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restaurant. W-Su, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Pizza W-Su, 5-9 p.m. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $ La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie. We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$ Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-12 a.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Homestyle local food. Daily, 6:15a.m.-10p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $ Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish preparations and salad bar. Nightly, 5:309 p.m. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 5728711. $$ Mama’s Fish House - Fine dining. Daily, 11a.m.-2p.m. and 4:30-9:30 p.m. 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579-8488. $$$ Mana Foods - Natural food store with bakery and deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-8078. $ Milagros - South American cuisine with
$$$→$40 and up
Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Mexican cantina. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1202 Makawao Ave., 5727808. $ Serpico's Pizzeria and Restaurant - Traditional Italian American cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Corner of Old Haleakala Hwy and Aewa Pl., Pukalani, 572-8498. $ Stopwatch - Fish, steak, burgers. 1127 Makawao Ave., 572-1380. Upcountry Fresh Tamales & Mixed Plate Mexican and local favorites. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-8 p.m, Su 6 a.m.-3 p.m. Pukalani Terrace Center, 55 Pukalani St., 572-8258. $ Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. M-Sa, 8 a.m.9 p.m. Haiku Marketplace, 810 Kokomo Rd., 5759588. $ Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. M-F, 10:30-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Chinese cuisine. Daily, 10 a.m.- 9 p.m. 55 Pukalani St., Pukalani Terrace Center, 573-8838
WEST MAUI Aloha Bento - Local. 1036 Limahana Pl., G2,
Lahaina, 661-4888.
a.m.-9:30 p.m. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-
8030. $ Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Deli cuisine and daily baked goods. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Su 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku,
575-9242. $
Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Daily, 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $
BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $
E & O Trading Co. - Southeast Asian Grill. Tu-Su, 4-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 667-1818. $$
Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ K
Feast At Lele - Luau. Nightly check-in: 6 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$
Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Daily, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $
Fish Market - Fresh Fish. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 3600 L.Honoapi`ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $
Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$
Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian. Daily, 11 a.m.-12 a.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $
Canoes - Polynesian-American. Daily, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 6610937. $$
Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch with oceanside setting. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m. 5315 Lower Honoapi`ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $
Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $
Gerard’s - Fine French dining. Nightly, 6-8:30 p.m. by reservation. 174 Lahainaluna St., Lahaina, 6618939. $$$
Cascades Grill and Sushi Bar - Sushi and Pacific Rim. Nightly dinner 5:45 - 10 p.m., Nightly sushi 5 p.m. - 10 p.m. Hyatt Ka`anapali, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina, 667-4727. $$$ Castaway Cafe - Beachside American. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Maui Ka`anapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $
Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2291 Ka`anapali Pkwy.,
661-3160. $$ Hard Rock Cafe - American food amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 900
Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $
Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine. Sa-Su 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5:30-9 p.m. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K
4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. and M-Sa, 7
China Boat - Mandarin Szechwan. M-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 4474 L. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-5089. $
Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge
Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6674051. $
505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K
China Bowl - Asian cuisine. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 2580 Kekaa St., Ka`anapali, 661-0667. $
667-7572. $
Banyan Bistro - Meditteranean, eclectic. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-0348.
Cilantro - Fresh Mexican grill. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $
M-F, 5:30 a.m.-1 p.m.; Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 p.m.; Su,
Pa`ia Fish Market - Fresh seafood. Daily, 11
Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Northern Italian cuisine. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2780 Keka`a Dr., Ka`anapali, 662-3210. $$ K
David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine. Nightly from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ K
Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style cof-
Baldwin St., Paia, 579-8755. $
9999. $
Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine. T-Sa, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 665-7096. $$$
Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $
p.m. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $ The Bakery - Breads, pastries, soup, sandwiches.
8 a.m.-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-
Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.
Aloha Mixed Plate - Local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10
island influence. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 3
Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim. Daily,
K→Kama’aina Discount
5:30-11 a.m. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-
9062. $ Ba-Le - French Vietnamese. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $
All New Menu Featuring
Baby Back Ribs with
Pineapple BBQ Sauce
CJ’s Deli & Diner - Comfort food. Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka`anapali, 667-0968. $ Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood, island favorites. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front St., Lahaina, 6615648. The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. Daily, 6 a.m.-6 p.m. Napili Plaza, 669-4170. $
feehouse with two locations. Daily, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. a.m.-5 p.m., Su 7a.m.-2 p.m. 2580 Keka`a Dr., 667-
2003. $
oceanside. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m.
House of Saimin - Local. Old Lahaina Center,
Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Daily, 10:30a.m-11p.m Whaler’s
Village, Ka`anapali, 667-6636. $$ i`o - Pacific Rim. Daily, 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St.,
Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$ Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - American and local. Daily, 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843 Waine’e St,
Lahaina, 667-9616. $ Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe. MSa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. 3350 Lower
Honoapi`ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $ Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice cream flavor and watch them create. Daily, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Bld. B5, Lahaina, 6672744. $
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Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 2395 Honoapi`ilani Hwy.,
Ka`anapali, 661-4500. $
Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Waine`e St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $
Kahana Sands Restaurant - American. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000. $
Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $
Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Daily, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K
Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Daily, 11 a.m.11 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $ K
Kimo’s - Steak & seafood. Daily, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$
Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. Tu-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $
Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$
DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE
$→$10-$20
L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 1221 Honoapi`ilani
Rd., 661-9888. Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American. Daily, 8 a.m.-12 a.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina,
661-7082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$ Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar - Fresh seafood and steaks. Rooftop seating. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 6619090. $$ Leilani’s On The Beach - Pacific Rim cuisine beachfront dining. Daily, 11 a.m.-11
$$→$20-$40
$$$→$40 and up
drinks, smoothies. Daily, 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 6672288. $$$ MaLa - Eclectic. M-F, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.-10 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 1307 Front
St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Classic BBQ. Daily, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $ Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. Daily, 11 a.m.-12:30 a.m.
4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Lahaina, 6693474. $$ Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough said. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St.,
Lahaina, 667-2663. $ Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. Nightly, 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina. 281-2775. $ Maui Tacos - Island Mexican fast food. MSa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Lahaina
Square,480 Waine`e St, Lahaina, 661-8883; Napili Plaza, 5095 Napilihau St., 665-0222. $
Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.
Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. M-F, 8 a.m.5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-5900. $
Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking), Lahaina, 667-5809. $
Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. Nightly, 5 p.m.-close. 669-7499. $$
Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese. Daily, 10:30 a.m.9:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., 661-6628. $
Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-1:30 a.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 6677758. $
Pioneer Inn - Eclectic Island cuisine. Daily, 7 a.m.10 p.m. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $
Mr. Sub - Subs, salads, soups. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $ Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Authentic Irish pub. Daily, 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. $$
p.m. 2435 Ka`anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee
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Nachos Grande - Mexican. Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $ Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $ Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese. Nightly, 510 p.m. Maui Marriott, Ka`anapali, 667-1200 ext. 51. $$ Okazuya Deli - Japanese plate lunch. Daily, 10 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 4:30-9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Old Lahaina Luau - It’s a luau. Nightly at 5:45 p.m. 1251 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4300. $$ Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Hawaiian style. Daily, 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka`anapali, 667-2525. $ Outback Steak House - Steaks, shrimp-on-thebarbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Nightly, 4-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$ Pacific’O - Contemporary Pacific cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$ Pad Thai - Thai, local. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $ Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro. M-F, 11 a.m.-9:30.; Sa-Su, 5-9:30 p.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $
Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily, 8a.m.10p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-9600. $$$
Son’z Maui at Swan Court - Fresh seafood, steak. Su - Th 5 - 10 p.m.; Fr - Sa 5 - 10:30 p.m. Hyatt Ka`anapali, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina, 6674506. $$. Spats Trattoria - Italian. Nightly, 6-9:30 p.m. Hyatt Regency, Ka`anapali, 667-4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. M-F, 511 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6-10 p.m. 4327 L. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual American. Daily, 6 a.m.-4 p.m. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $
Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th, 8 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $
Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast. Daily, 6:30-11 a.m. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$
Pizza Paradiso - Italian and Greek. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $
Tex Mex BBQ - BBQ by smoker oven! Daily, 11 a.m. - 9 p.m.. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890.
Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. Daily, breakfast/lunch 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly from 6 p.m. Lounge stays open for duration. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $
Thai Chef - Thai food with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $
Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina Mall, 667-5111. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern American. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 a.m. Whalers Village, Ka`anapali, 661-3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 6618815. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese inspired Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Th-Fr 10 p.m. - 1 a.m. late night sushi and appetizers 50% off 21 & over w/ID. 600 Office Rd., Kapalua Resort, 669-6286. $$ Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic. Daily, 8-10:30 a.m. and 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:309 p.m. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 6691500. $$
Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties, steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Su, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.; Nightly 6-9 p.m. 2525 Ka`anapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0011. $$ Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka`anapali, 667-2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Waine`e St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $ Zushi - Japanese take-out. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-8:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5142.
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Smoke House - BBQ, American. Daily, 11:30 a.m.10 p.m. 927 Waine`e St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $
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Maui Film Festival presents … “Kundun” Wednesday, April 18 at 5 & 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC [TWO FREE SCREENINGS!] Recent Academy Award winning director Martin Scorsese’s four-time Academy Award nominated, dazzling beautifully photographed historical pageant/drama on the early life of the 14th Dalai Lama. The NY Times raved that this “stunning, gorgeous film’s ethereal electronic score by Philip Glass suggests a Himalayan music of the spheres and gathers sufficient force and energy so that the film’s music and pictures achieves a sublime synergy.” Voluntary donations accepted to help support the complementary public speech of H.H. the Dalai Lama on Tuesday, April 24th, presented by the 501(c)3 not-for-profit group “Aloha Friends for Compassion.” Rated PG-13. 128 min. For more info: 572-3456 or www.mauifilmfestival.com. [MFF]
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ThIS WEEK’S PICKS by Samantha Campos
It’s All Greek to Me Friday-Sunday (now through Apr. 29), 7:30 p.m.; with Sunday matinee, 5 p.m. at Iao Theater [MUSICAL] Greek? Roman? Who knows? Pseudolus, Hero, Philia, Senex, Marcus Lycus, Domina, Erronius, Gymnasi, Fertilla the Populator... It’s “A Funny Thing Happened on the way to the Forum” at the Iao Theater. This musical is based on the farces of the ancient Roman playwrights. Basically, a slave is trying to gain his freedom by winning the hand of the girl next door for his master. It sounds a little Cyrano deBergerac to me, which is cool. Maui OnStage first put this on back in 1979, and then they did it again in 1994 (it was actually the first play Maui OnStage play to take place at the MACC. The bottom line is that it’s supposed to be really funny, plus the whole Grecian/Roman look is very “in” right now so you can go and get some fashion ideas from the costumes. Multitasking at its finest. Tickets: $20, Iao Theater, 244-8680. [LILIANA BEGLEY]
Hey Baby, What’s Your Sign? Saturday (Apr. 14), 7:30 p.m. at The Studio Maui, Haiku [ASTROLOGICAL CELEBRATION] My best friend is an Aries. She’s dramatic, moody, beautiful, stylish, funny, sensitive and responsible. I’m not sure if these qualities are pretty standard Aries things (I’m a self-centered Crab, myself), but if they are it really is a great excuse to celebrate the sign. Low and behold, The Studio Maui is holding a “Zodiax Party” this Saturday to do just that. It promises lots of dancing fueled by DJ PLush, comedy by InsPirates, palm readings, tarot and vedic astrology. According to astrostar.com, Aries and Cancers aren’t supposed to get along—something about vulnerable Cancers and mean ol’ Aries—we’ve been friends for 24 years now, which means at least we both love being miserable. I’ll celebrate that. Admission: $5, The Studio Maui, Haiku Marketplace, 575-9390. [LB]
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Flava Zone
Live Music TBA
DUB ROCKERS
Reggae Night
Friday April 13
Monday April 16
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M A U I ’ S
Viva La Glam Drag Show
MONDAY APR. 16 $1 Drinks w/ All Access Entertainment
TUESDAY APR. 17
M U S I C
DOLLAR BALLA
Karaoke WEDNESDAY APR. 18
Live Music
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[SUSTAINABILITY FAIR] Fairs are extravagant events of excessive energy use and whirling lights. Everybody loves a good fair, even energy conscious conservationists bent on demolishing the nuclear family ideal. That’s why they like to throw their own fair with a green car show, Australian didgeridoo music, a Jerry Mander Sustainability Practices discussion, and a “sustainability concert” finishing off with the movie Whale Dreamers. The green cars will be Maui residents with low emissions and/or high gas mileage with proud owners showing them off at 11a.m. Alanna Chaney is performing the Australian didgeridoo music at noon with the popular activist writer and director of the International Forum on Globalization Jerry Mander following at 1 p.m with his keynote speech. Later, the Sustainability Concert (hopefully with Marty Dread) will play at 4 p.m. And 6:45 p.m. heralds the Whale Dreamers movie premier and the beginning of all the other Earth Day events on Maui. Woot to da ‘aina! [KIRA SABINI]
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Samuel Beckett, winner of the Nobel Prize for literature, forever changed the concept of drama and the course of theater with the appearance of a single play, “Waiting for Godot.” After its first production in New York in 1956, Brooks Atkinson, the then incredibly influential theater critic for the New York Times, followed with a review in which he was at a loss for words to describe Beckett’s vision. He called Godot, “a mystery wrapped in an enigma.” He, like most others who saw the play, was left speechless by the brilliance, the incredible humor and the lilting gifted words, so purely Irish that float out at us from the stage. The background is an unknown landscape that my current producer calls “la zone.” The men who speak the words might be found in any pub in Ireland but instead have landed, devoid of accents, identification and labels, into that Land of Truth where our souls so long to be. I love this play because it loves the sweet earth we live on and it bares our hearts in simple and profound ways. Just a few days ago Harold Pinter, London’s foremost playwright and film script writer, appeared on Charlie Rose and talked about the influence of Beckett and his work. The theater has been transformed by Beckett and opened the stage for young gifted playwrights to bring their creative visions to a more open and receptive audience. Knowingly or not, we have all benefited by Sam’s audacity to create laughter in the dark. Len J. Allison, Director Characters
Actors
Didi “GoGo” Lucky Pozzo Boy
Wolf Derek Nakagawa Justin Ove Brian Peoples D.J.
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BY COLE SMITHEY COLE@MAUITIME.COM
Pass Over Lightweight horror plagues all concerned The Reaping is a would-be horror movie that defies its own anemic logic. The screenwriters set the story in the “Deep South” as the only place in the country where a population might embrace the plagues of Exodus to the extent of killing their own children. A river turns to blood in the fictitious small-town of Haven, Louisiana where creepy schoolteacher Doug Blackwell (David Morrissey) calls upon professional miracle debunker Katherine Winter (Hillary Swank) to visit and explain the strange occurrence. An abandoned little blonde girl/devil doll named Loren (AnnaSophia Robb) runs aimlessly through the area’s swampy back woods after being blamed by townsfolk for the death of a boy at the river’s edge before it turned crimson red. Katherine suffered a crisis of faith after her husband and daughter were murdered in the Sudan while the family was there on a religious mission, yet constant flashbacks to that chapter of her past provide no insight to the story at hand. The filmmakers furnish a gratuitous Exorcist allusion in the guise of Father Costigan (Stephen Rea) whose photos of Katherine with her family in the Sudan, spontaneously combust to form an upside-down sickle when placed together. Rea, who has given the kiss of death to as many films as have endured his graceless presence, serves an irrelevant subplot that
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never pays off. To this end, the whole film is made up of detached episodes interspersed with raining frogs, lice, maggots, dying cows, people breaking out with boils, locusts and the murder of children—although the screenwriters inexplicably play this tenth plague climax as something that the locals have participated in for years. For audience members not keeping count, the picture waffles on the Bible’s plagues of raining rocks and constant darkness. I took it as a show of mercy, considering how long the movie already seems.
The Reaping
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Devil doll
Rated R/96 mins.
A crucial plot-point is lifted from Rosemary’s Baby when Doug takes advantage of hosting Katherine and her ineffectual sidekick Ben (Idris Elba) in the shelter of his moss and mold-covered gothic mansion. On a night when Ben is away, Doug drugs Katherine and rapes her, although it’s never concretely divulged whether the event is a nightmare or an actual violation. As such, director Stephen Hopkins (The Life and Death of Peter Sellers) commits an irresponsible narrative act that negates all significance, save for the sequel that the situation indi-
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cates at the film’s denouement. The Oscars that Hillary Swank won for Boys Don’t Cry and Million Dollar Baby do not acknowledge her severely limited acting range. Swank had the good fortune of giving two strong performances in two good movies, but has tread water through every other role she’s played—the worst being her wayward period piece The Affair of the Necklace. Here, as in her miscast roles in Insomnia and The Black Dahlia, Swank is nothing more than an obedient prop being positioned in front of the camera where she visibly seeks approval. The antithesis of a Cate Blanchett type
of actress, Swank defaults to presenting, rather than representing, characters she doesn’t understand. Her instinct is always to play emotion over intellect. It’s a recipe for failure when the source material is mediocre at best. That isn’t to say that the text for The Reaping is anything other than an insulting piece of unintelligible exploitation hackwork. In a movie with no purpose beyond small-scale grotesque spectacle, I can only imagine its purpose as a cinematic waiting room for the end of the world where the guy in charge isn’t capable of counting to 10. MTW
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KUNDUN - (PG-13) - Drama - Martin Scorsese directs this film on the early life of His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama. Great timing! 128 min. (Liliana Begley)
New This Week DISTURBIA - (PG-13) - Thriller - A teenage boy loses his dad and goes a little crazy. While he’s under house arrest he starts suspecting his neighbor is a serial killer. Truth or insanity? 104 min. (LB) THE HOST - (R) - Horror - A giant monster snatches a little kid in Seoul and everyone tries to find it and get the kid back. As lame as it sounds in three sentences, it’s supposed to be really good. 119 min. (LB) PATHFINDER - (R) - Action - Vikings, Indians, death, destruction, destiny... Rated for gore. Bring lots of testosterone. 110 min. (LB) PERFECT STRANGER - (R) - Thriller Halle Berry and Bruce Willis star in this sexy psychological thriller. Investigative reporter Rowena Price goes undercover and assumes many identities to solve her friend’s murder. 109 min. (LB) SLOW BURN - (R) - Ray Liotta and LL Cool J (yeah, I really just put those two names together) star in this movie about a big city D.A. with just a few hours to sort through a web of lies to save his life and career. 93 min. (LB)
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Maui Arts &Cultural Center “Fo’ Real Kine” - Local Comedy!
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the first movie) once lived. 100 min. (LB)
300 - (R) - Action, Adventure - Movie adaptation of Frank Miller’s graphic novel adaptation of the ancient Battle of Thermopylae, in which 300 brave Spartans fought Persian King Xerxes and his entire army, allowing the slightly less brave but really, really smart Athenians to escape and invent democracy. 106 min. (Anthony Pignataro) ARE WE DONE YET? - (PG) - Sequel/Comedy - Nick (Ice Cube) is settling into surburbia after he buys a fixer-upper home. It becomes a zany nightmare when he contractor they hire turns out to be a nut. 93 min. (LB) BLADES OF GLORY - (PG13) - Comedy - The latest Will Ferrell comedy finds him as Chazz Michael Michaels, half of the world’s first all-male figure skating duo. Also stars John Heder. 93 min. (AP) FIREHOUSE DOG - (PG) - Family, Comedy Rex is a doggie A-lister. He has a diamond collar, a poodle harem and prefers Kobe beef to filet mignon. During a commercial shoot gone bad, Rex gets stuck on the streets and has to “ruff” it. 111 min. (LB) GRINDHOUSE - (R) - Suspense, Horror - Expect two segments, “Death Proof” and “Planet Terror,” in which Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez prove their manhood with guns and girls, revitalizing the spoofy genre of ‘70’s “grindhouse” movies. 184 min. (Kira Sabini) HILLS HAVE EYES 2 - (R) - Horror - Oh, dear. Cannabilistic mutants are waiting patiently for more poor unfortunate souls to come there way in the hills where the ill-fated Carter family (from
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LIVES OF OTHERS - (R) - Foreign - Moral Nazis? You think you know what you would do in this situation but you just don’t. Peeping tom Nazi watches a freedom writer. 137 min. (KS)
Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm)
THE LOOKOUT - (R) - Action - Joseph GordonLevitt gets caught in a bank heist as he plays the pretty janitor. At least the supporting actress is a hot redhead to keep the testosterone going. Couples, have fun. 102 min. (KS)
Disturbia - PG13 - 12:05, 2:35, 5, 7:25, 9:50
MEET THE ROBINSONS - G - Animation Pixar does it again! This movie has time machines, dinosaurs, caffine patches, you name it. The best line comes from a Tyranosaurus Rex who exlains his failure at eating a small boy with, “I have a big head... and litttle arms.” That must really suck. 110 min. (LB) PREMONITION - (PG-13) - Thriller - Oh, no! My husband’s cheating on me and won’t listen when I say to stay home. Whatever shall I do? Bullock scrambles to make sense of time that just won’t flow in order of event sequence. 110 min. (KS) THE REAPING - (R) - Suspense/Horror - Hilary Swank fans beware, she’s probably gonna scream in this fantasy thriller about a myth buster in a small, religious Texas town attempting to prove a little boy’s innocence in a freak massacre. 98 min. (KS) REIGN OVER ME - (R) - Drama - Two college roomies meet up at a pivotal time in each of their lives. One guy has lost his whole family and is withdrawn and the other is freaking out because he’s overwhelmed by his family. The grass is always greener... 128 min. (LB) SHOOTER - (R) - Action, Adventure - An exMarine Corps sniper gets returns to action, then gets pissed when the most powerful people in government double-cross him. Like that never happened when he was in the service. Stars Mark Wahlberg and Danny Glover. 106 min. (AP) TMNT - (PG) - Action, Family - That would be Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I have been waiting 20 years for this movie. I’ve always had a secret thing for Casey Jones and Michaelangelo. Good thing I can use my five-year old as an excuse to go! 90 min. (LB)
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LAST MIMZY - (PG) - Family, Adventure - Two kids, brother and sister, find a mysterious box filled with what appears to be “toys” Weird stuff starts to happen—they get freakishly smart and get all XMen-ish with strange powers. 105 min. (LB)
300 - R - Th 1:30, 3:30, 4:15, 6:30, 7, 9:15, 9:45; F-Su 1:30, 4:15, 7, 9:45; M-W 1:30, 4:15, 7, 9:45 Blades of Glory - PG13 - Th, M-W 2:15, 2:50, 4:35, 5:10, 6:55, 7:35, 9:25, 10; F-Su 12, 12:30, 2:15 2:50, 4:35, 5:10, 6:55, 7:35, 9:25, 10 Firehouse Dog - PG - Th, M-W 2:35, 5:05; F-Su 12:05, 2:35, 5:05, 7:30, 10; Grindhouse - R - Th 2, 3, 4, 6:35, 7:10, 8, F-W 2, 3, 6:35, 7:10, 8 The Host - R - F-Su 1:15, 4, 6:45, 9:30; M-W 4, 6:45, 9:30 Lives of Others - R - Th only 3:30, 6:35, 9:35 The Lookout - R - Th only 2:30, 4:50, 7:15, 9:35 Perfect Strangers - R - F-Su 12, 1:30, 2:30, 4, 5, 6:30, 7:30, 9:15, 10; M-W 1:30, 2:30, 4, 5, 6:30, 7:30, 9:15, 10 Premonition - PG13 - Th only 6:40, 9:15 Pride - PG - Th only 3:30 The Reaping - R - Th, M-W 2:20, 4:40, 7:05, 9:30; F-Su 12, 2:20, 4:40, 7:05, 9:30 Slow Burn - R - F-Su 12:20, 2:40, 4:55, 7:15, 9:35; M-W 2:40, 4:55, 7:15, 9:35 Wild Hogs - PG13 - Th, M-W 2:35, 4:55, 7:20, 9:45; F-Su 12:15, 2:35, 4;55, 7:20, 9:45
WILD HOGS - (PG13) - Comedy - A group of four middle-aged family-type guys set off on an adventure on steel horses. John Travolta, Tim Allen and Martin Lawrence star in this tale of male midlife crisis. 110 min. (LB)
Are We Done Yet? - PG - Th 12:20, 2:35, 5:05, 7:15, 9:20; F-W 12:15, 2:25, 4:35, 7:10, 9:20 Hills Have Eyes 2 - R - Th only 4:30, 9:40 Last Mimzy - PG - Th only 12:05, 2:25, 4:45, 7:10, 9:25 Meet the Robinsons - G - Th-W 12, 2:20, 4:40, 7, 9:15 Pathfinder - R - F-W 12:10, 2:30, 4:50, 7:20, 9:40 Reign Over Me - R - Th only 1:25, 7 Shooter - R - Th-W 12:45, 3:50, 6:45, 9:25 TMNT - PG - Th-W 12:35, 3, 5:05, 7:05, 9
KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) 300 - R - Th only 1:15, 4:15, 7:15 Disturbia - PG13 - F-W 12:05, 2:35, 5, 7:25, 9:50 Grindhouse - R - Th, M-W 1, 7; F-Sa 1, 4:45, 8:45 Meet the Robinsons - G - Th only 1:30, 4:05, 7:15; The Reaping - R - Th, M-W 1:45, 4:30, 7:45; FSa 1:45, 4:30, 7:30, 9:50
FRONT STREET THEATRE 900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: MF until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm) Distubia - PG13 - F, M-W 4:45, 7, 9:15; Sa-Su 1:45, 4:45, 7, 9:15 Firehouse Dog - PG - Th only 4:15, 7:20, 9:40 Grindhouse - R - Th 4:30, 8:15, F, M-W 4:20, 8; Sa-Su 12:50, 4:20, 8 Last Mimzy - PG - Th only 4:45 Meet the Robinsons - G -Th 4:30, 7:30, 9:45; F, M-W 4:30, 7:20, 9:30; Sa-Su 1:15, 4:30, 7:20, 9:30 Slow Burn - R - F, M-W 4:30, 7:20, 9:30; SaSu 1:30, 4:30, 7:20, 9:30
WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7865 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Are We Done Yet? - PG Th, M-W 1:30, 3:45, 6:30, 9; Sa-Su 11:15, 1:30, 3:45, 6:30, 9 Blades of Glory - PG13 - Th, M-W 1:15, 3:30, 6:45, 9:15; Sa-Su 11, 1:15, 3:30, 6:45, 9:15 The Reaping - R- Th 2, 4:30, 7, 9:20; F-W 7, 9:20
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ART&ENTERTAINMENT
BY ERIC PAUL SHAFFER ERIC@MAUITIME.COM
Following the Fire Horse Looking into The Legend of the Fire Horse Woman The Legend of the Fire Horse Woman by Jeanne Wakatsuki Houston, Kensington Books, 2003. 329 pages. $15. By Eric Paul Shaffer When I opened The Legend of the Fire Horse Woman by Jeanne Wakatsuki Houston, I was expecting memoir, a personal account of historical events. I expected memoir because Jeanne Wakatsuki’s first book, coauthored with husband James D. Houston, is the celebrated Farewell to Manzanar, an account of her family’s internment in the Manzanar Relocation Center in California. In 1942, during the hysteria generated by the Japanese “surprise attack” on Pearl Harbor, 120,000 Americans of Japanese heritage were forced into concentration camps in the Western United States and Hawai`i. Farewell to Manzanar chronicles three years her family lived behind barbed wire. But, as I was saying before I so rudely interrupted myself, when you read The Legend of the Fire Horse Woman, you will be reading a novel, and a good one. Some may not know what a Fire Horse woman is. Many Westerners think the Chinese calendar is a 12year cycle, with each year named for an animal. For instance, 2007 is the Year of the Pig. The reality is more complex. The calendar actually revolves through a 60-year cycle pairing each year’s animal with one of a rotating sequence of the five Chinese elements, wood, fire, earth, metal and water. Thus, 2007 is a Fire Pig year. And once every 60 years, there is a Fire Horse year. Among the Japanese, who adopted the Chinese calendar, arose the unfortunate notion that a woman born in the year of the Fire Horse would ruin the lives of men with her fierce, stubborn nature. Such women were considered unmarriageable and became outcasts. The Legend of the Fire Horse Woman is a braid of the three lives of Teruko, known as Terri; her mother Hana; and Sayo, the eponymous Fire Horse Woman. All three are interned at Manzanar from 1942 to 1945, and the strands consist of their daily lives in the camp interwoven with the events of Sayo’s departure from Japan, Pacific passage, arrival in
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California and early life in America. The lives of these three women contrast so elegantly and distinctly that curiosity compels readers to discover how these generations can truly be grandmother, mother and child. Such are the changes wrought by arriving in California and joining the inexhaustible flux of American culture. Within the “contemporary” flow of events in 1942, the novel depicts the dissolution of Hana’s marriage. After internment, Hana gradually opposes the rule of her domineering husband Tad and because of her growing attraction to another man, she emerges as a strong, forceful woman. The family drama plays out against the backdrop of the events the Houstons detailed in Farewell to Manzanar: the confusion of early internment, modifying the barracks into living space, the “Manzanar riot,” the controversy that divided over their national allegiances and the induction of the men into the armed forces of the very nation that supposedly doubted their loyalties. Terri, the 13-year-old daughter of Hana and granddaughter of Sayo, befriends Billy, one of the soldiers in the guard towers constructed at the barbed-wire borders of the camp. As they converse across the fence, Terri reminds Billy that she is an American citizen and proves she knows more about the United States than he does. He reveals his doubts about the internment, and he brings Terri gum and movie magazines as gifts to ease her isolation from the culture in which she was born and raised. Terri also has visions of Native Americans, ghosts who speak to her and dance in the firebreaks between the barracks. These are Paiutes, on whose land the camp was hurriedly constructed. She learns the tribe had comfortably inhabited the Owens Valley before the Los Angeles Water Authority drained it to a desert. The visions, startling as they
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Barry Shannon 1940-2007 Mana`o Radio part-owner and founder Barry Shannon died Saturday, Apr. 7 at the age of 67. Back in 2002 Shannon and his wife Kathy Collins started the low power station (91.5 FM) to bring an eclectic blend of non-corporate music to Maui. A few years ago I interviewed Shannon, Collins and a few members of the Mana`o Radio staff for the Jan. 15, 2004 story “Free Radio.” Here’s an excerpt of that story in which Shannon and Collins talk about their hopes and expectations for the station:
seem, lead to surprising revelations about her family heritage. The history of Sayo is the enduring and essential thread. The tale of her arrival in San Francisco as a picture bride, the subsequent dissolution of that marriage, and her partnership with the mysterious Cloud lead to the establishment of the “Heavenly Cloud Inn,” a decidedly American version of a Japanese teahouse in Watsonville. Sayo is the untamed Fire Horse woman, a repository of wisdom and strength, upon which both Hana and Terri depend. As wise old grandmother, Sayo constantly surprises, making startling decisions and dispensing unexpected advice. Her commitment to enduring and overcoming all the challenges of life, fair, unfair and overwhelming, is the heart of the novel. The details of her existence are absorbing, and the enrichment of our American history provided by the interwoven Japanese experience is remarkable, but the strength and humor Sayo demonstrates at every twist of fate is what makes the tale well worth reading and the story effortlessly memorable. MTW
“Since we’ve been on the air I’ve had over 4,000 people call me up asking for a slot,” said Barry Shannon, Mana`o Radio’s general manager who also handles the weekday 2-5 p.m. timeslot. “It’s frustrating that I have to write so many emails and ruin their whole day. Having been there, I understand. But when people are loyal to us, I want to return it. We’ve lost only two people since we went on the air. But my hope is to pay the full-time people $1,000 a month plus insurance.” In not quite two years, Mana`o Radio has gone from a shoestring operation broadcast out of Shannon’s back bedroom to a real, professional operation… Shannon said Mana`o Radio was only the 13th low power license granted in the country. Churches own most of the stations. “An act of Congress disqualified over a thousand applicants,” said Shannon, who’s worked in radio for virtually all of the last 50 years. “I have a feeling we’re one of the few professional operations.” Shannon’s wife of 14 years is Kathy Collins… A former news radio jock and Honolulu TV reporter who burned out on too many dead body stories, Collins now hosts the weekday 5-8 p.m. show. “When we first applied for our license there were just the two of us,” she said. “We had a computer, maybe a couple of friends. We had no idea how well it would be received. It never occurred to me that radio and music would mean so much to people. I’d thought radio was pretty much obsolete. I thought the days of people listening to the radio in their kitchens were over. Apparently they’re not.” -Anthony Pignataro
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BY KIRA SABINI KIRA@MAUITIME.COM
Meet the Intern: Favorite Albums of a Post Baby Boomer BEETHOVEN SYMPHONY #6 OP. 68 “PASTORAL” IN F MAJOR [CLASSICAL] While the Ninth is currently his most popular the upbeat, giddy Sixth has been a wonderful part of my Disney childhood. Complementing the best part of the original Fantasia musical—the unforgettable centaurs, fauns and drunken Dionysus frolicking in a pastoral paradise wouldn’t shimmy to any other swing. Today, it’s my pick-me-up.
LED ZEPPELIN “PHYSICAL GRAFFITI” [CLASSIC ROCK] Led Zeppelin is probably my favorite band, and these songs made me move while I was still learning to be comfortable with myself. I will always love the skilled slickness of Page’s riffs and Bonham’s accompanying drums. As Robert Lynch said, “In the relatively short history of the electric guitar in rock music, there have been few who can be labeled as ‘iconic.’ Mr. Page is one of those select few. His eclectic stylings, his compositional prowess, his studio mastery and innovation, and his stage presentation were all areas where he excelled like no other and foreshadowed many who have followed in his wake.” It’s hard for me to not also put albums I, II, III and IV on this list, but that might be overkill, even if they all make my lemon drip. —Atlantic Records 1994
TALKING HEADS “FEAR OF MUSIC” [NEW WAVE] All in all, I’d say I’m a rock fan with a flair for the eclectic. Talking Heads were crazy! The ‘80’s girl in me adores them and their creativity. While I always skip “Heaven,” “Animals” makes up for it. Whenever the news gets to me this album brings me back to reality. Who cares who’s blowing whom, this is life during wartime! —Warner Bros 1979
TOOL “AENIMA” [HARD ROCK] Tool is wonderful in that dirty, stinking, rebel way. You know, that activist-that-hasn’t-showered-since-the-last-time-his-parents-let-him -in-the-house kind of smell. But hey, mom’ll flush it all away so go ahead and reek today, there might not be tomorrow. —Volcano 1996
ZAP MAMA [WORLD BEAT] Smooth and catchy this “world” music combines African, hip-hop, and good taste in a palatable dollop of hip-shakin’ delight. Informed and informative, this band is sure to please the cynic, stoic, epicurean and skeptic alike. Again, no specific album lends itself as favorite but the sound is too pleasing to forget. Favoritism is not usually a game I consider as I select a song, but it’s important to know what you like so I attempted to compile a few albums that life wouldn’t sound the same without. A life without love is not worth living and a life without music is not worth hearing. Each of our personal stories has its own soundtrack, so it’s prudent to know what beat your feet step to. MTW
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DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS “A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the Forum” - Friday-Sunday, now through Apr. 29. A Maui OnStage production. Kristi Scott directs this non-top comedy about a slave who tries to win the hand of a beautiful but kind of dumb courtesan for his master in exchange for freedom. Tickets: $20. Fri-Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sun, 5 p.m., Iao Theater, 244-8680. Varla Jean Merman - Thursday, Apr. l2. The Coconut Cabaret brings Jeffery Roberson as Varla Jean Merman to Maui after a sold-out run in LA! Merman is a comedy, and drag legend. Tickets: $20. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Theater, Maui Arts and Cultural Center, 242-7469. Virtually Richard - Thursday, Apr. 12. The Expressions Dance Company from Australia—high octane dance at its best, inspired by one of Shakespeare’s most powerful plays. Tickets: $35, $25, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, Maui Arts and Cultural Center, 242-7469. Zodiax Party and Dance Jam - Saturday, Apr. 14. My best friend is an Aries. So is my editor. In celebration of their greatness I will attend this snazzy little thang this weeked—dancing, astrology, palm readings, comedy. Oh, yeah! Tickets: $5. 7:30 p.m., The Studio Maui, Haiki, 575-9390.
TICKETS ON SALE Krishna Das - Sun, Apr. 22. On tour in support of his new CD release, Flow of Grace—Chanting the Hanuman Chalisa. Bring your bhakti and join Krishna Das as he shares the magic and enchantment of kirtan to Maui. This program sold out last year, get your tickets early. Tickets: $25. 7 p.m., The Studio Maui, Haiku, 575-9390.
Dalai Lama - Wed, Apr. 25. Tenzin Gyatso, or “His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama” will be speaking at theWar Memorial Stadium. This event was originally scheduled to happen at the MACC but the public response was so great that it had to be moved! The topic of the speech is, “Eight Verses for Training the Mind: A Buddhist philosophical discourse.” Tickets: $20. 2-3 p.m., The War Memorial Stadium, 242-7469. Tea for the Ladies - Sun, May 6. Women Helping Women is holding its 10th annual “Elegant Afternoon, Royal Tea Affair.” The afternoon is fit for a Queen—silent and live auction, entertainment, best decorated hat contest, yummy desserts, teas and scrumptious food by Chef Bev Gannon. 1-4 p.m., Chef Bev Gannon’s Sugar House in Haliimaile. Call 242-6600 for tickets or to donate to auction. A New York Minute - Fri, May 11. Featuring four-time Grammy Award winning trumpeter Randy Brecker, with New York session band including bassist Tony Levin (Peter Gabriel, Paul Simon), drummer Steve Ferrone (Tom Petty, George Harrison), guitarist Joe Caro (Carly Simon, Blue Oyster Cult), keyboardist Ricky Peterson (Prince, John Mayer) and Ada Rovatti, top female Italian tenor saxophonist. Randy has performed with Bruce Springsteen, David Sanborn, Steely Dan, Brecker Brothers and many others. Tickets: $46, $33, $22. 7:30 .p.m., Castle Theater, 242-7469.
EVENTS Whalers Village Center Stage - Every Thu, 34 p.m., hula lessons; Fri, 12-2 p.m., lei making class; Sat, 6:30-7 p.m., Polynesian hula show, 7:308 p.m., Tahitian dance; Sun, 7-8 p.m., Rhythms of Aloha with Benny Uyetake; Mon, 6:30-7 p.m., Dances of Polynesia, 7:30-8 p.m., Drums of Tahiti;
Tue, 11 a.m.-1 p.m., lei making class. All shows and activities are free.
THURSDAY, April 12 Transformation - Every Thu. Let Linda Hall intuitively guide you through a wide range of healing processes. Walk-ins only. Free. 1-4 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424. Folk Circle - Get together with a bunch of other folkies and have a good ol’ time. 6:30 p.m., Ala Lani United Methodist Church, Wailuku, 575-9695.
FRIDAY, April 13 Biofeedback - Every Fri. Mary Higgins, QXCI/SCIO practicioner, helps you rebalance after living yet another day in a toxin-filled word. Walkins only. Free. 2-5 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424.
SATURDAY, April 14 Find Yourself - Every Sat. Hannah Hammerli digs deep to find your hidden issues using the Gesalt Process and Dream Tending. Walk-ins only. Free. 1:30-3 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424 Konawind Band - Every Sat. Konawind Band plays for your listening enjoyment. 6-8 p.m., Kihei Marketplace. Jam Session - Every Sat. Musicians are invited to head on down to Waikapu and jam away with other players. I used to live next door to the community center down there and I swear, it was like a free concert every weekend. Oh, hooray! Bring a chair and your instrument. 3 p.m., Waikapu Community Center, 269-2704.
SUNDAY, April 15 Tantra Temple Services - Every Sun. Embrace the spiritual essence of all faiths with tantra, an
ancient high-spiritual practice. Free. 9:30 a.m., Lemurian Center, 2138 Vineyard Street, Wailuku, 244-4921, 244-4103. Relax Already - Every Sun. Lawrence Gold enables people to end their pain by teaching control over muscular tensions. Walk-ins only. Free. 12-1 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424. Drum Circle - Every Sun. Bring your drum and beat away with others in the community. Free. 4 p.m.-sunset, Kamaole Point, Kihei, 298-9022. Line Dancing - Every Sunday. Practice your “tush push” ya’ll and come on down for some line dancing by the Maui Paniolo Posse. Lessons, 6:30 p.m. followed by dancing from 7-8:30 p.m., Lahaina Cannery Mall.
TUESDAY, April 17 `Ohana Connection - Every Tue. Breakfast to promote the health and well being of all Maui residents. 8:30 a.m., 986-0209. Sea Talk - Susie Elsner-Dwyer will share a naturalist’s perspective of Antarctica, Greenland and the North Polar region, addressing global warming and the impact of environmental change as viewed from a remote scientific research station, by dogsled, and on the wings of a twin otter aircraft. Free. 6 p.m., 270-7084.
WEDNESDAY, April 18 Naturopathic Physician - Every Wed. Bonnie Marsh, N.D., offers up wisdom from over 20 years of experience as a Naturopathic Physician. Walkins only. Free. 1-4 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 573-2424. WOW! - Every Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. 6:30-8 p.m., 891-6770 ext. 2.
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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.
BADA BING’S
1945 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 875-0188
CAFE MARC AUREL
28 N. Market St., Wailuku - 244-0852
Thursday 04/12
Friday 04/13
Saturday 04/14
Sunday 04/15
Monday 04/16 – Wednesday 04/18
Willie K
Wild 105
Club Bing
Call for details
WED - Ultra Fab Night
Rio Thing
Pau Hana Party
Karen B Trio
Zacc and Bill Kekona $10, 9:45pm
Gorilla Jazz & Amph Thungs $5, 10pm
WED - Ladies Night 9:45pm
Planetary Bandits $7, 10pm
Vince Esquire $7, 10pm
MON - Kanoa and friends, No cover, 10pm; TUE- Acoustic Tuesdays
CASANOVA
1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220
CHARLEY’S
142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453
Marty Dread $7, 10pm
COMPADRES
MON - Open Mic Night, No cover
Salsa $5, 10pm
Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189
DJ $10, 10pm
E & O TRADING CO.
Lahaina Cannery Mall - 667-1818
HARD ROCK CAFÉ
MON - Marty Dread
900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400
HAWAIIAN VILLAGE COFFEE
4405 H`Piilani Hwy, Kahana - 665-1114
HENRY’S BAR & GRILL
41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849
Open Stage The Edge No cover, 9pm
Tom Cherry No cover, 9pm
Open Stage
Uncle Jobe- Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar, 1-4pm
Cheryl Rae No cover, 9pm
Gina Martinelli
Dance Lessons - Every Wed. Open registration to learn the cha-cha and foxtrot. $50 for three months. 6:30-9:30 p.m., Kihei Community Center, 879-0555.
Get your Buddha on - Sun, Apr. 15. Jim Macur, student of Lama Ole Nydahl presens a lecture on meditation. $10. 7 p.m., The Studio Maui, Haiku, 283-6849.
KEIKI
ENVIRONMENTAL
After-School Help - Every Mon. through Fri. Hui Malama Learning Center offers after-school homework help and classes. Call for directions and hours. 244-5911.
Coastal Restoration - Every Fri. Habitat restoration at Waihe`e coastal dunes with Maui Coastal Land Trust. 8 a.m.-12 p.m., Waihe`e, 244-5263.
Keiki Shots (West Maui) - Every first Tue of the month. Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis. Free. 9-11 a.m., Lahaina Comprehensive Health Center, 984-8260.
Smarter Than a Sand Crab? - Mon-Fri. Get free info about marine life and answers to all those pesky questions about Maui’s reef environment that keep you up all night. The Pacific Whale Foundation Marine Naturalists are definitely smarter than a 5th grader. The question is, are you? Free. 8 a.m.-1 p.m., ‘Ulua Beach Wailea, 249-8811.
Keiki Shots (Central Maui) - Every first and third Wed of the month. Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis. Free. 12-3 p.m., Wailuku Health Center, 984-8260. Story Time - Every Thursday there’s keiki story time and crafts. 10 a.m., Hawaiian Village Coffee, Kahana, 665-1114. Premature Babies - First Thu of every month Imua will hold a support group for parents of premature babies. Parent education, info and skills. 5:30 p.m., Imua Family Services Anuenue Room, 870-0115. Keiki Issues? - Every Thu. The Parent Project, a program for parents of strongwilled children. Wrestle the phone away from the child and make that call. Free. 6-8:30 p.m., Hui Malama Learning Center, 298-5050. Music Kids - Tue, Apr 17. Music soothes the savage beast. Spend some QT with your keiki absorbing the language of music. Free demo class. 10 a.m., Maui Tropical Plantation, 575-5603.
Save Honolua - Every Tue. Meeting to inform, educate and involve the community on the proposed deveopment of Honolua Bay. This Week: Gladis Baisa as guest speaker. 6:30 p.m., King Kamehameha III School Cafeteria, 611 Front St., Lahaina.
SPORTS Walk, Run, Train - Every Thu and Tue. Whether you’re a walker or a runner, you’ve got a group to train with. 5:30 p.m., Runner's Paradise, Maui Mall, 877-5300. Tai Chi - Every Tuesday. Practice the 36 movements of the “short yang” style of tai chi chuan. $10 per class. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 a.m., Unity Church Wailuku, 242-9327. Canoe Race - Sat, Apr. 14. The Kihei Canoe Club is holding its 24th annual regatta. dozens of teams to race—applications still being accepted. Call 2501392 for location and and details.
STAGE
LECTURE Reading & Writing Help - Hui Malama Learning Center offers help for adults who would like to improve their reading and writing skills. Class dates and times vary, call Jill at 242-1174. Got Money? - May I have some? Before you answer that, check out this Maui group that focuses on economic solutions, and visions--dialog and a readers circle, too. Various times, island wide locations, 573-3250 for more info. Socrates Cafe - Practice the Socratic Method in a dialog group with a goal of improving your questioning ability. This means expanding on the “Why, Mommy, Why?” technique. Various times and locations. Call 573-3250 for details. Free GED Class - Every Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center offers a free GED class to residents of Hana. 5-7 p.m., Hana Library, 244-5911.
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“A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the Forum” - Apr. 6-29. A Maui OnStage production. Kristi Scott directs this non-top comedy about a slave who tries to win the hand of a beautiful but kind of dumb courtesan for his master in exchange for freedom. $20. Fri-Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sun, 5 p.m., Iao Theater, 244-8680.
ART Art Night - Every Fri. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments. Free and open to the public. This week: The Twins. 6:30p.m., Front Street, 661-6284. WOW Wailea - Every Wed. Meet artists, shmooze, admire art, drink wine and eat pupus.
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6:30 p.m. The Shops of Wailea, 874-8583. Sheri Levin McNerthney- Throughout the month of April, McNerthney will be demonstrating graphite drawing. Free. 4 - 9 p.m., Maui Hands, Hyatt Regency, Kaanapali, 667-7997. Suchi Waters Benjamin - Every Fri in April, Benjamin willl be the artist in residence showcasing her watermedia paintings. Free, Maui Hands gallery, Lahaina, 667-9898. Towards the Divine - Sat, Apr 14. Opening reception showcasing the work of eight Maui artists depicting the nature of spirit. Free. 5 p.m. Maui Hands, Paia, 579-9245.
MON-WED - Open Stage
ries and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. 7 a.m. KAOI, 1110 AM. Call In - Every Fri. Political and public affairs, callin talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800. Uncle Charlie’s Corner - Sat. Kahu Charles Kauluwehi Maxwell, Sr. talks story. 6-10 a.m., KNUI 900 AM. Maui Matters - Sat-Sun. Pacific Radio Group News Director Wendy Osher discusses local issues. 1-2 p.m., KNUI 900 AM.
POETRY
Spanish Language - Sat - Sun. carlos David Hernandez discusses news and plays music in Spanish. 2-4 p.m., KNUI 900 AM.
Open Mic - Every night is open mic night at Hawaiian Village Coffee. Kahana Gateway location, call 665-1114.
Japanese Language - Sun. Yumi’s long-running Japanese language show. 7-8:30 p.m., KNUI 900 AM.
Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku, 244-0852.
DINNER MUSIC
Maui Slam - Every Mon. Open Mind Open Mike with spoken word, poetry, comedy—whatever you have to say here’s your chance. 7:30 p.m., Moana Bakery, Paia, 244-9091. Techno-Mic - Every Saturday the Maui Media Lab hosts an open mic night for poets, muscicians and others who want to be heard. Sessions are recorded and fed to the internet. All ages are welcome. Free. 6-9 p.m., Maui Media Lab, Baldwin Ave, zumatribe@yahoo.com.
TV/RADIO Filipino Language - Mon-Fri. Fred Duldulao, Leo Agcolicol, Rey Patao and Maggie Evangelista host a Filipino language talk show. 4 - 6 a.m.; 7-10 p.m., KNUI 900 AM. Talk of Maui - Mon - Fri. Fred Guzman talks local, state and national poitics and issues. And every Thursday morning at 7:30, listen as Fred grills Maui Time’s own Anthony Pignataro on the latest issues of the day. 6-8 a.m., KNUI 900 AM. Talk Story - Every Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m., KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145. Maui Talks - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, call-in talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m. Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 572-8787. Words of Peace - Every Wed and Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace. Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 8:30 a.m. Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 573-3084. Smallville - Every Fri. Small Town Maui, a onehour, weekly radio program that shares the memo-
WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed-Fri, John Kane; Sat, Harry Troupe; Mon, Tue, Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Cheeseburger In Paradise - Live music nightly. All sets 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Compadres - Tue, 4 p.m., Damien Awai. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. Cool Cat Cafe - Sun, Wed - Erik the Whale Sharks; Mon, Fri - Dave Carroll; Tue - Jazz Night; Every other Thu - Howard Ahia and Erin Smith (alternating); Sat- Howard Ahia, sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908. Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Ernest Pua’a; Sat, Sun, Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret Roback. Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Braddah Brian & Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika;. Sat, “TBA”; Sun, Ryan Tanaka & Friends; Mon,“TBA”; Tue, Albert & Roy; Wed, An Den. Late sets 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Fri, Sat, Acoustic music. All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 6670787. Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Thu, Harry Troupe. Fri, Joshua. Sat, Greg DiPiazza. Tue, Wed, Bentley Kalalway. All sets 7-10 p.m. 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina, 667-9616. Kahana Sands Restaurant - Thu, Sat, Tue, Wayne Dunn. All sets 3-6 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000. Kimo’s - Tue, Wed, Fri, Sat, Sun, Sam Ahia. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.
The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.
Thursday 04/12 ISANA RESTAURANT
515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-1811
Karaoke
KAHULUI ALE HOUSE
355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001
MON - Karaoke; TUE - Karaoke; WED - Karaoke
L Dog 10pm
TUE - Da Hawaiians, 6pm WED - Chicko and Da Kine, 6pm
Danny Murray $5, 10pm
Wild Rose $5, 10pm
Danny Murray $5, 10pm
MON -DJ Cronic, 10pm; WED - Tony Rae, 10pm
TBA 10pm
Ryan Tanaka and Friends 10pm
MON - Crunch Pups, 10pm, $5; WED - Danny Murray, 10pm, $5
Karaoke 9:30pm
Karaoke 9:30pm
136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555
LAHAINA COOLERS
Live Reggae Music No cover, 9pm
Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661–7082
1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010
Karaoke
El Nino 6pm
KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE
LIFE’S A BEACH
Karaoke
Kenny Roberts 6pm
845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811
744 Front St., Lahaina - 661–9090
Monday 04/16 – Wednesday 04/18
Jared 6pm
KIMO’S
LAHAINA STORE GRILLE
Sunday 04/15
DJ El Gato $5, 10pm
120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844
36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711
Saturday 04/14
Karaoke
JACQUES
KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB
Friday 04/13
Sin Service
DJ El Gato Call for details
Lahaina Store Grille - Wed, JD on the Rocks, 5-8:45 p.m.; Mon, JD on the roof 6-9 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. Leilani’s On The Beach - Fri, Scott Baird;. Sat, JD and Harry; Sun, Kilohana. All sets 2:30-5 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Ka’anapali, 661-4495. Longhi’s - Fri, Crazy Fingers; Sat, Scotty Rotten. All sets 5-7 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. Maui Brewing Co. - Thu, Fri, Nino Toscano; Sat, Wed, Marvin Tevaga; Mon, Brian Haia; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473.
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Tue, Benoit Jazz Works, 7 p.m.; Wed, Steve Sargenti, 6 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly music 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080. South Shore Tiki Lounge - Thu, Sun, Tue, Tony & Peter; Fri, Eclipse; Sat, Erin Smith; Mon, Kanoa; Wed, Kenny Roberts. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café - Thu, Tue, Patrick Major. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.
Moose McGillycuddy’s - Thu, Greg & Steve; Fri, Llayne & Greg; Sat, Sun, Mark & Mike; Wed, Anastasia. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.
Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho; Fri, Kaleo Cullen; Sat, Louise Lambert; Sun, Mon, Kenny Roberts; Tue, Kaleo Cullen w/ hula by Cora; Wed, Keoki Ruiz. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd, 891-8860.
Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Fri, AnRil; Sat, John Taylor. All sets 7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881.
Yorman’s By The Sea - Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun, All That Jazz Band; Mon, Tue, Joyce and Gord. All sets 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.
Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.
CENTRAL MAUI
Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Thu, Shiro Mori; Fri, Darrin Lenett; Mon, Tue, Gene Argel; Wed, Angie Carr. All sets 6-8 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant - Thu, Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincade Basques; Sun, Andrew; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 6:30 or 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.
SOUTH MAUI Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Fri, Mon, Boy Kana’e and Ka’Uhaneleo; Sat, Braddah Frances and Friends; Mon-Sat sets 6:30-9 p.m. Sun, Teri Garrison. Sun sets 4-6:30 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844. Cafe Cafe - Tue, Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-4700. Capische? - Thu, Fri, Sat, Mark Johnston;. Sun, Wed, Brian Cuomo. All sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224. Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Fri, Eddi Delgado; Sat, Mon, Island Stylin’. All sets 7-8:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, Kihei, 875-2910. Ma’alaea Grill - Thu, Sat, Benoit Jazz Works. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206. Marco’s Southside Grill - Nightly, Various artists (piano). All sets 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. Moose McGillycuddys - Sat, Joshua. 7-10 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei. Mulligan’s on the Blue - Thu, Gene Argel and Makana, 7 p.m.; Fri, Wailea Nights 8 pm; Sat, Sun, Celtic Tigers, 7 p.m.; Mon, Gypsy Pacific, 7 p.m.;
AK’s Cafe - Fri, Ron Kuala’au. 6:15 p.m. , Sat Tarvin Makai 6:15 p.m.1237 L Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774. Café Marc Aurel - Sat, Belly Dancing. 7 p.m. & 8 p.m.; Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852.
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Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu, Live music; Fri, Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue, Ernest Pua’a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. ■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0011 Tiki Courtyard - Nightly, Alanui with Uncle Rudi; Sun, Hula show. All sets 6:30 p.m. ■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 667-1200 ■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500
■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA One Ritz-Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge - Nightly, Live music. All sets 610 p.m. Banyan Tree Restaurant - Thu, Fri, Sat, Tue, Wed, World fusion duo Ranga Pae. All sets 6:159:45 p.m. ■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali, 661-3611
■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031
Hana Hou Cafe - Thu, Haiku Hillbillys Randall; Wed, Tom Conway and Randall Rospond. All sets 6-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. Jacque’s - Mon, Live Jazz. 5 p.m. 120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844. Livewire Cafe - Wed, Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.
RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI
Lagoon Bar - Nightly, Hula dancing during sets. Thu, Mon, Tue, Bobby and Ralph; Fri, Ralph and Allan; Sat, Sun, Fausto and Kawaika; Wed, Nathan and Ralph. All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly.
■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 Wailea Alanui, Wailea Lower Courtyard - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie Lawerence and Friends. ■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922 Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly, Hula dancing. 6-9 p.m. Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly, Live music. 9-11 p.m. ■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace - Wed, Thu, Bobby Krueger; Fri, Mahalo Greg; Sat, Rama Camarillo; Sun, Mondo Kane; Mon, Tue, Lono. All sets 6-9 p.m. ■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge - (Very early sets) Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Very early sets 9 a.m.-1 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sat, Sun, Tue, Ron Kuala’au; Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Early sets 6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Late sets 8:30-10:30 p.m.
■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525
EAST MAUI
Ono Bar & Grille - Thu, Sat, Steve Sargenti; Fri, Larry Golis; Sun, Margie Heart; Mon, Ernest Puaa; Tue, Brian Haia; Wed, Pam Peterson. Tue-Sun shows, 6-9 p.m. Mon, 5:30-9 p.m.
■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI Hana, 248-8211
Tropica - (Early sets) Thu, Wed, Brian Haia; Fri, Sat, Mon, Marvin Tevaga; Sun, Josh Kahula; Tue, Ernest Pua`a. Early sets 3-6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat, Tue, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Steve Sargenti; Mon, Josh Kahula. Late sets 6-9 p.m.
Main Dining Room - Thu, Sun, Hula dancing. 7:30-8:15 p.m.
Paniolo Lounge - Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun, Live music. 6:30-9:30 p.m.
SOUTH MAUI
■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 Nohea Kai Dr, Lahaina, 661-1234
■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000
Weeping Banyan Lounge - Nightly, Live music. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.
Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu, Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran; Sat, Mon, Island Style Trio with hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson; Fri, Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis; Sat, Mon, Nils
■ KAANAPALI BEACH CLUB 104 Ka’anapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000
■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100
East Wing - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth.
Thu, Kincaid and Albert; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincaid Basques; Sun, Kapule Paoa; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m.
Sushi Go - Wed, Live music. 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.
UPCOUNTRY MAUI
Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Nightly, 5:30 p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo.
Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.
Nalu’s - Sat, Kawika Lum Ho. 5:30-7:30 p.m.
Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat, Live Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m.
Wow-wee Maui Cafe - Sat, Bradduh Francis, 8:30-11:30 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414.
■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234 Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.
Kupanaha - Nightly, Hula show, 6:30-7:30 p.m.
Mañana Garage - Nightly, Neto & Friends. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.
Unisan - Tue, Fri, Open Mic Night. 7-10 p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.
and Anastasia; Sun, Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria; Wed, Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata. Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly.
Send your listings and photos for the Da Kine Calendar to calendar@mauitime.com or fax (808) 244-0446
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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.
Thursday 04/12 LOBBY LOUNGE
Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000
Friday 04/13
Monday 04/16 – Wednesday 04/18
Nils & Anastasia 9-11:30pm
Dr. Nat, 9-11:30pm
MON - Nils & Anastasia, 9-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 9-11:30pm
DJ Mackie No cover, 9:30pm
888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288
1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944
Sunday 04/15
Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 9-11:30pm Johnson, 9-11:30pm
LONGHI’S LULU’S
Saturday 04/14
The Willies No cover, 8-11pm
Neto, Latin salsa night, No cover, 8-11pm
Sexy Saturday’s No cover, 8-11pm;
WED - Karaoke, 9pm
Salsa
MON - Salsa, TUE - Rainbow Night
MANANA GARAGE
33 Lono Ave, Kahului - 873-0220
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WED - Open Mic Night, 10:30pm
4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana - 669-3474
MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S
DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm
DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm
DJ Mello Yello No cover, 9pm
DJ Mello Yello No cover, 9pm
MON - DJ Mello Yello, No cover 9pm; TUE DJ Mackie Mac, $5, 9pm, WED - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm
MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF
Irish Reggae No cover, 10pm
Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm
Erin Smith No cover, 10pm
Silky Ringo No cover, 10 pm
TUES - Randall Rospond, No cove,r 10pm; WED - Open Mic, No cover, 10pm
Live Jazz, No cover 9pm-12am
Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-12am
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MON - Dollar Balla; $5; TUE - Karaoke; WED - Live Music w/An Den
Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am
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Karaoke, 10pm-1am
DJ Durty, No cover, 10pm
Backyard Party No cover, 9pm
DJ Magnetic No cover, 10pm
Kanoa No cover, 10pm
MON - Crazy Fingers, 10pm, No cover; TUE - DJ Boomshoot, No cover, 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups, No cover, 10pm
844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758
Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881
PACIFIC’O
505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341
PARADICE BLUZ
744 Front St., Lahaina - 667-5299
SANSEI 600 Office Rd., Kapalua 669-6286 SANSEI Kihei Town Center - 879-0004 SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE
1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444
DJ Blast, $15, 9:30pm
SPATS TRATTORIA
Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali - 667-4727
SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR
2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602
Erin Smith No cover, 9:30pm
Ms. Anne No cover, 9:30pm
1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380
1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299
WED - John Moore Project, No cover, 9:30 pm.
Haiku Hillbillies $3, 9pm
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Crunch Pups No cover, 9:30pm
Kilohana No cover, 10pm
UNISAN
2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku - 244-4500
Lawa $5, 10pm
Ohana Groove $5, 10pm
DJ Shark in the Water No Cover, 9:30 pm
MON - Martini Night, TUE - The New Project, $5, 10pm; WED -Tom Cherry, $5, 10pm
Joe Cano 2nd set 9pm
Benny Ukita 2nd set 9pm
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ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Has spring fever hit you yet? Don’t let recent disappointments hold you back from being as adventurous and wild as you’ve ever been, because caution and restraint right now would keep you from truly experiencing one of the most exciting and inspiring weeks this season. Besides, although it’s good to have prudence and moderation as skills in reserve, by and large they don’t suit you Rams, who are supposed to be the wild boys and girls of the zodiac. Sometimes it’s good to contradict that stereotype— but this week we’d rather you lived up to it.
TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Some musicians or albums stay in my rotation for a month or a year; others I never tire of (Billie Holiday, for example). Taureans, in general, are drawn to art, music and people who are with them for the long haul, rather than conforming to a specific, ephemeral mood. Sometimes, however, it’s confusing to determine which is which, when you’re in the moment. This week, step back and examine the people you’re tight with right now. Are they friends who are here today, but may be gone tomorrow, or are they likely to be in your life decades from now? What you do with that information is up to you; I just think it’s important that you have it.
GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) It doesn’t matter if the odds are against you. Imagine you’re on a game show, being presented with a bag full of keys. If you choose the one that’ll start the brand new car, it’s yours. Sure, odds are you’re going to take the bus home, but there’s always that slim chance, which ought to be enough to get your heart pounding. Look for threads of hope this week, no matter how slender. Ignore the depressing abundance of more likely disappointment, and let those slim positive prospects motivate you; they’re your lifelines to the next chapter.
CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Your reputation for being high-maintenance, while not entirely unjustified, is definitely unreasonably inflated; it’s based on a few isolated incidents, rather than taking into account the many times you were actually pretty chill. Unfortunately, there’s usually not much you can do to change the impression that you’re needy or emotionally fragile, once someone’s decided you are. Fortunately, this week is a rare chance to do exactly that, by keeping your cool when everyone else loses their heads, and coming up with the kinds of solutions others are too stressed out to think of.
LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Sometimes you get too attached to a certain idea: what your ideal job, friend, neighborhood, or lover should look like, for example. While in pursuit of that ideal, you let perfectly desirable scenarios (some even better than what you imagined) pass you by. The truth is, your ideal might be unattainable, or it might not even exist, which means you’ll never be content—unless you become a little more openminded and flexible. Allow yourself to be open to surprises, and you might find they’re almost all pleasant ones.
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SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) There are times to vociferously resist and question authority. Once in a while, though, someone with power tries to do something right. That’s actually likely this week. Even though you may not like their methods or timing, arguing them would mostly be selfish, rather than righteous. No one’s asking you to help or support people who don’t have exactly your agenda. However, if their intentions are good and likely to at least partially succeed, it’d be mighty nice of you to simply get out of their way.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) You also often talk and act as if you’re less intelligent than you really are. This odd habit actually feeds directly into one of your greatest talents: being able to talk to anyone from any walk of life. Anyone who takes the time to get to know you figures out that there’s a keen mind lurking under your casually unpretentious exterior. But what about those who don’t get to know you? Especially those who might be in a position to influence your life? Sometimes, the superficial details matter. This week, what you wear (or something equally trivial) might, unfortunately, count for more than who you are.
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AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) You require a lot of stimulus to keep your sharp mind active and engaged. There are many situations you could potentially find tedious, and even if you temporarily stave off the boredom with a book, cellphone, or ipod, eventually it will catch up to you—especially this week. Therefore, take a cue from your astrological neighbor, Pisces. I’ve never met a bored Piscean; they find ways to be interested and entertained by even the dullest situations. I’m still not entirely sure how they do it; either they’re mildly autistic, or enlightened (or both). But I’m certain you could learn something from them, and should.
PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) You Fish have a very loose, fluid relationship with time. Sometimes that works in your favor; mostly, though, it means you lose track of it. You’re on the beach staring out over the water for just a few seconds; then you look down and notice you’re buried up to your knees in wave-carried sand. I’ve learned to interpret that a Piscean “be there in five minutes” usually means 20 or 30. I’m mostly okay with that, now that I know. Like me, most people will have no problem cutting you a little slack in this department; all you need do is give them a clue that it’s necessary.
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Air Maui Helicopter Tours 2 for 1 Special! West Maui/Molokai Special. Only Air Maui offers this incredible flight! Call now for your 2 for 1 Kama’aina special or special visitor rate! Expires Dec. 31, 2007. For reservations call 877-7005
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