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5 MAUI COUNTY Tipping protocol and pit bulls are discussed in Letters. Eh Brah! calls out a volleyball bully.

Politicians’ butts go on display in News of the Weird. Click of the Week shows you how to make a really bad movie. Rob Report tells Maui why apathy ain’t where it’s at. Coconut Wireless says it turns out the Superferry might have been built for military use after all.

Who knew?

11 FEATURE STORY THIS WEEK’S QUESTION If your significant other were a gun, what kind would he/she be? Or, if you’re single, what kind of gun are you looking for?

Editor: Jacob Shafer (808) 283-1308 / jacob@mauitime.com Rifle with a flower in it

The Court and the county Department of Liquor Control say dancing isn’t protected by the First Amendment. Maui Dance Advocates begs to differ.

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19 MUSIC SCENE It’ll be a family affair when jazz brothers Phil and David Benoit join forces at the MACC this week.

20 FILM Barry Wurst II says the quirky characters in The Great Buck Howard make it worth a trip to Maui Film Festival’s Candlelight Cinema series.

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Kate two-steps through the week’s choice events, including a Filipino comedy show and a whole mess of Easter Egg hunts.

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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR OWNING RESPONSIBILITY

EARN NOTICE

This seems like a very easy problem to solve [“Dangerous breed,” April 2].

Don’t ban any breeds. Rather, hold owners responsible for the aggressive actions of their dogs as if the owner perpetrated the action him/herself.

Prosecute owners for first-degree assault with a deadly weapon if the dog attacks somebody. Prosecute the owner for murder if the dog kills a child. My guess is that pit bull ownership would plummet if this type of responsibility law was passed, and virtually all of the remaining pit bulls would be well behaved.

Re the Eh Brah! from the fed up waitress: I don’t get tips at my job. For what we pay nowadays for food and drinks, I think the restaurant can chip in a few more dollars for the people making the money and doing the upfront work. A tip is not a right—it should be earned. There is too much of a sense of entitlement. Tip jars at gas stations? Come on.

KulaMon, submitted online at mauitime.com

KALANI CAVED J. Kalani English was absent from the civil union vote [“Courage and cowardice,” April 2]? For a guy who was courageous about the Iraq war early on, he caved on this one. For him not to support this is hypocritical and shameful.

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MYTH BUSTER Your column seems to imply I’m a knee-jerk Democrat and just because Rep. DeLauro is a Democrat I defended her [Coconut Wireless, April 2]. I received probably 20 emails about HR875, so I researched the issue with the congressional staff to be informed and give back an answer. In this age of Internet hysteria and urban myths there are a lot of things flying around that need a truth check. One way to check on a federal legislator is to go to the League of Conservation Voters Web site and see how they are doing.

They are non-partisan and Rep. DeLauro checks out with a LCV rating of 92 percent. That’s pretty darn good.

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BUS FUSS So the tourists can’t ride the bus with their bags—boo hoo [Coconut Wireless, April 2]. They get every other part of this island set aside especially for them. Can’t we have the friggin’ bus, or does that also have to be overrun with sunburned people who think we’re all here to do nothing but serve them drinks and tell them where Snorkel Bob’s is located?

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TIP TIPS I am not a waiter; tried it once and I sucked at it. I do, however, eat at local establishments regularly and here is one dude’s rule of thumb for tipping: 15 percent for simply bringing me my food; 20 percent for bringing me my food with a good attitude; 25-30 percent for bringing me my food with a great attitude. And here’s another rule of thumb for all you lame tippers out there: Whatever percentage you are working off of, if you really want to be nice to someone who is busting their ass in the food service industry, round up when you tip. For me, if a 20 percent tip comes out to be $13, why not leave $15? A 10 and a five is so much nicer that a 10 and three singles, you know what I mean? It’s two bucks to you but to them it is much more. If they are a decent server at all, they will remember you next time around. You are your servers’ economic stimulus package—treat them appropriately.

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EH BRAH!

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ehbrah@mauitime.com This goes out to the bruddah who decided to be “da bull” on the volleyball court. Despite the fact that plenty people were waiting their turn and despite the fact that we play two wins and you’re off, you decided to keep playing. You even physically challenged those who questioned why you were. And you’re supposedly a man of god? Shame on you brah! There are Hawaiians who know what ohana, pono and aloha mean and then there are bruddahs like you who do stuff like this and disgrace what it means to be Hawaiian.

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NEWSOFTHEWEIRD EYE WITNESS Canadian filmmaker Rob Spence said recently that he would install a prosthetic eye with a camera and wireless transmitter (of the size now used for colonoscopies) into the socket from which one of his eyes had been removed as the result of a childhood accident. He hopes to control the prosthetic eye in the same way that his muscles control his good eye, to record what his eyes see, and his first project will be a documentary on people’s attitudes about privacy in an “Orwellian society.” “[T]he best way to make a connection [with an interviewee] is through eye contact,” he said. “When you bring in a camera, people change.”

POLITICAL ENDS Artist Beth Grossman created her wall exhibit, “Seats of Power,” to encourage citizens to greater activism in local affairs around Brisbane, Calif. (just south of San Francisco Bay). The “Seats” are upholstered cushions individually tailored with the buttprints of each of the 10 city council members, who allowed Grossman to photograph them from behind, clothed, through a sheet of Plexiglas pressed against their posteriors to simulate being seated. All 10 co-operated, including Mayor Sepi Richardson, who said she had been considering her “legacy” lately, “but I never thought it would be my butt.”

THE HOMELAND IS SECURE The U.S. Transportation Security Administration ruled in January that a post-9/11 federal maritime law, which requires comprehensive background credentials for mariners holding U.S. Coast Guard authorization on U.S. waters, applies even to the two “mule skinners” who work, in tourist season, dressed in colonial costumes

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at the Hugh Moore Historical Park in Easton, Pa. The park’s lone mule-pulled boat is operated in a 2-mile-long canal that is near nothing of strategic significance, said the park director.

PET PEEVE Police were called to the Aliso (Calif.)

Town Center on March 15 after a woman telephoned 911 to report being attacked near the center’s fountain by another woman, who had flung her dog’s feces at her and her infant. The flinger was said to be upset about complaints from passersby about the enema she was giving her dog in public.

THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON BOOZE (1) A 19-year-old University of Colorado student required emergency assistance in March after spending all evening badgering fellow partygoers to hit him in the face. Finally, at 2am, someone complied, resulting in a broken nose and massive bleeding. (2) A National City Bank in downtown Pittsburgh was broken into on March 7, inadvertently, when an intoxicated man accidentally tripped and crashed through the front window (narrowly avoiding decapitation). (3) According to sheriff’s reports, a man reported to Huntsville Hospital in Alabama on Feb. 18 after having passed out drunk with an ex-girlfriend and waking up with a sewing needle in his urethra.

UNDIGNIFIED DEATHS (1) A motorist survived a crash on Feb. 4 near Los Banos, Calif., though his car fell down a 200-foot cliff. After he climbed back to the highway and sought help, he was accidentally hit and killed by another driver. (2) A 60-year-old man, celebrating his retirement from a transportation company in Ritto, Japan, in December, was killed when three co-workers tossed him playfully into the air and then apparently miscommunicated as to who would catch him. MTW

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If you secretly long to be the next Spielberg but can’t be bothered to get a camera, cast and direct actors or even leave the comfort of your couch, here’s a solution: a handful of clips culled from Bollywood-style films, awaiting only your clever subtitles. Put words in the mouths of two lovers sharing a moment in a meadow or a man having a close encounter with a demigod, then send your creation to a few friends and/or big-shot Hollywood producers. We can’t promise your celluloid dreams will come true overnight, but it’s a fine way to waste a little time. Plus, with all the post-Oscar, pre-summer crap currently clogging the multiplex, your film almost certainly won’t be the worst thing out there. -JS

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ROBREPORT

BY ROB PARSONS ROBPARSONS@EARTHLINK.NET

Don’t worry, be happy Apathy and pessimism won’t save us “In your life expect some trouble/ But when you worry you make it double/ Don’t worry, be happy....”

–Bobby McFerrin ’ve been worrying lately. I know it doesn’t serve my best interests, or anyone else’s, to give in to the swirling, sucking eddy of gloom about the economic downturn, the trashing of the environment and the plunder of the planet’s natural resources.

Yet it’s as though I’m hearing a Doomsday clock ticking in my ear that I cannot ignore. I’m reminded of Tock, the watchdog in Norton Juster’s The Phantom Tollbooth, who helps get Milo back on course after he found himself waylaid in the Doldrums by not thinking.

I can understand the part about not thinking, that ignorance is bliss.

Thoughts, after all, are a force to be reckoned with.

I’ve learned that time spent in the self-indulgence of fear, worry or cynicism is time wasted—unless it serves to impel me to get out of my own rut, to change my behaviors and state of mind.

I’ve learned that my voice matters, that my efforts matter. I believe in the ripple effect. When others join in and toss a pebble in the same pond, mere ripples may become waves of change.

I’ve witnessed the absolute thrill of individuals and grassroots organizations joining hands to bring about positive change, as explicated in Paul Hawken’s uplifting book Blessed Unrest. I understand the divine timing of the universe, wherein everything is unfolding and evolving exactly as it should.

But something deep within me wants to cry out to alert those who are sleepwalking through the 21st century, oblivious to the precipice upon which we stand.

Sumatran orangutan and coral polyps, spotted owl and Chinese panda, giant Bluefin tuna and the Hawaiian monk seal—all are in danger of extinction. Meanwhile, the rise of carbon dioxide levels and those of other greenhouse gases has led to ocean acidification, violently unpredictable planetary weather and, recently, the collapse of the Wilkins Ice Shelf in Antarctica. That occurrence will allow newly formed icebergs to

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move freely into the open ocean, and is the seventh Antarctic ice shelf in that area to retreat or collapse in recent years.

We have fouled our nest to the extent that it has become unhealthy not only for us, but for millions of other species. And yet we don’t seem motivated enough to radically change our arrogant consumptive and procreative ways. Like Spike Lee’s character at the end of his 1988 film School Daze, I want to shout, “Wake up, everybody!” attended two events last weekend that gave me cause for reflection. The More Fish in the Sea gathering at Maui Community College was an epic ecofair, with 30 informational booths plus hula, music, speakers sharing traditional cultural and environmental values and ocean-themed movies after dark. The overriding theme was that we all must work together to protect and restore the vitality of our ocean eco-system and the many creatures it sustains.

I learned that proposed legislation for banning the unlimited collection of aquarium fish failed for the second straight year, when Rep. Ken Ito refused to hear the bill in his Water, Land & Ocean Resources Committee. I was reminded of how many years it took to pass even a partial gill net ban, and wondered how many turtles, monk seals and non-target species were killed as by-catch in the interim. I winced when I heard that funding for the Natural Area Reserve System has gotten the axe, in another shortsighted budgetbalancing effort, which could also cost neighbor islands their fair share of transient accommodations tax revenue.

While many families showed up, on a last outing or fling before the end of spring break, there was a notable absence of decision-makers—not the mayor or a single county councilmember or state legislator was to be found. In large part, this was an expanded example of the island’s ecoheroes preaching to the choir. Nevertheless, it was a significant and impressive first step in addressing these vital concerns.

On Sunday, I flew to Kona then traveled the coral-and-lava grafittied highway up to Kawaihae to present information on open ocean aquaculture at a meeting with at least 50 community members in attendance. The audience listened to pro and con sides of raising huge amounts of ahi in deepwater fish cages, and heard from an existing fish farm, Kona Blue.

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“I always wake up at the crack of ice.” - Joe E. Lewis Something must be done, they said, to compensate for how we have over-fished the majority of the fish species in the ocean. While this may be true, I replied, that shouldn’t give carte blanche for launching immense operations with untested technology.

The question-and-answer period was illuminating, and a bit edgy. A member of the Kanaka Council asked why Hawaiian cultural concerns weren’t discussed, what benefit, if any, there was to island residents, what part of lease payment goes to the Office of Hawaiian Affairs and why we should be asked to feed the rest of the world and not ourselves. His questions went unanswered when the facilitator simply moved on to the next questioner.

Another citizen said it’s necessary to examine the whole system, including the increasing human population (as the main component in declining fish populations). A former UH-Sea Grant aquaculture advocate had stated that China is by far the largest aquaculture producer in the world. Make no mistake, he said, about who will be controlling the world’s economy and resources in the coming years.

Finally, a questioner asked, “What is the impact of doing nothing?” Implicit in his query was that trying to stop the project on environmental or cultural grounds wouldn’t put sashimi on anybody’s plate.

But to what degree can we continue to expect man-made contraptions to offset the damage our species has wrought? Yes, something must be done—and soon. But continual dependence on scientific advances and venture capital gambles won’t save us from ourselves if we don’t abide by the laws of the natural world. was encouraged to see that world leaders, assembled in London for the G20 Climate Change Summit, met with Prince Charles to hear his call for emergency action to halt the rampant

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destruction of the world’s rainforests and the resultant release of carbon dioxide.

Prince Charles founded the Prince’s Rainforest Project a few years ago, strategizing along with dozens of eco-organizations who have fought an uphill battle against widespread deforestation in the Amazon, Africa, Malaysia and Indonesia.

But are world leaders listening?

Certainly the media gave more coverage to Michelle Obama’s latest outfit than the Prince’s proclamation. Corporate greed, fueled by World Trade Organization policies, have steamrolled local cultures and natural resources under the guise of offering economic opportunities.

On the home front, letters to The Maui News regarding a proposed ban on bigbox stores are revealing more shortsighted thinking. One writer calls it unAmerican to limit competition.

Never mind that the corporatization of Maui means a continuing loss of our identity and sense of place, so Dairy Road-type urbanscapes look like Anywhere, U.S.A. with a few palm trees added. Ignore that dollars spent on items at these hulking chain stores leave the island to fatten the coffers of the wealthiest companies and their CEOs. Forget that small stores that have survived on Maui for generations have fallen victims to cheap prices.

If inexpensive consumption of consumer goods is our bottom line, the outlook for our island paradise isn’t very sunny. It’s time to treat the “affluenza” epidemic with some healthy doses of local, sustainability tonic.

Though bitter to swallow, it will require meaningful shifts in our values and behavior. Now is the time for citizens to be fully awake and engaged to ensure that all the emphasis on economic stimulus doesn’t lead to starvation of social and environmental justice efforts. This is the kuleana that we all share—to malama the land, the sea and one another. MTW

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COCONUT WIRELESS THE WEEK IN REVIEW

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 1 According to a press release that landed in my inbox today, state lawmakers are pushing to get the Hawaii Supreme Court to reconsider the decision that put the Alakai out of commission and on a course for Alabama. Rather than calling this what it is—a desperate attempt to remove egg from face—the Senate is claiming the challenge is being issued because of fears the Supreme Court’s ruling “could significantly limit the legislature’s ability to enact laws or to address specific public policy challenges as they arise.” Please. Act 2 was not passed because of a “public policy challenge,” it was passed to ram through a controversial project before the required and needed environmental studies had been completed. If the legislature is so worried about setting a bad precedent, maybe they should have thought of that before they, well, set a bad precedent.

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THURSDAY, APRIL 2 We scolded West Maui Rep. Angus McKelvey for his “no” vote on the civil union bill, but we’ll give credit where it’s due: he’s on the right side of the fight to keep public access TV alive and well on Maui. There are two bills—HB984 and SB1680—currently being considered on Oahu that could have a drastic impact on the future of Akaku and other community stations.

Both bills are being sold as a way to improve broadband access. But one of the devils hidden in the details is a provision that could slash funding for local public access, essentially allowing cable giant Time Warner to stop paying the “rent” it owes for use

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of the public’s airwaves. But some, including Rep. McKelvey, are fighting to place language in the bills that protects community stations. You can follow the bills at capitol.hawaii.gov and get more info and sign an online petition at akaku.org.

FRIDAY, APRIL 3 Here’s something I’ve never understood: are cigarette tax hikes an attempt to punish smokers or help them? I ask after reading an AP item in today’s Maui News about how the tax on a pack of cigarettes in Hawaii is set to go up by more than $1 because of combined state and federal increases. Deborah Zysman, director of the Coalition for a Tobacco-Free Hawaii is quoted as saying the extra cost will mean “fewer kids [will] start to smoke, and…current adult smokers [will] attempt to quit.”

At the same time, whenever these tax bumps occur you hear how it’s a good way to generate revenue (and smokers make an easy target, especially ‘cause they can’t run very fast.) But here’s the paradox: If the goal is to entice people to quit smoking or not take up the habit at all, eventually the tax destroys itself and the revenue stream dries up. Whatever the muddled impetus behind the tax, it has forced smokers to band together, and I don’t just mean on those crowded outdoor patios where they all have to huddle like nicotine-addicted refugees. Apparently there is an advocacy organization called Hawaii Smokers Alliance (hawaiismokersalliance.com), whose stated goal is “a complete removal of…bigoted, unconstitutional and unscientifically based prohibition laws.” Even as a non-smoker who doesn’t enjoy inhaling other people’s noxious vapors, I have sympathy. In a few short decades smokers went from the epitome of cool to social pariahs. It’s enough to make you reach for an unfiltered Camel.

SATURDAY, APRIL 4 Whether you think genetically modified crops are a triumph of modern innovation or an example of science gone horribly wrong, it’s tough not to see the sad symbolism that would accompany GMO taro.

Some have proposed “improving” the sacred, staple Native Hawaiian crop as a way to protect it against bugs and disease.

Others have said: not so fast. As reported in today’s Maui News, Councilmember Bill Medeiros introduced a bill that would ban modified taro in Maui County, and Native Hawaiian advocates and environmentalists have voiced their support.

We’ve opposed Medeiros before (like, during the election) and we surely will again, but we’re with him on this one.

SUNDAY, APRIL 5 You know you’re behind the times when Iowa is leaving you in the dust, civil rightswise. A state known more for corn than radical politics has become only the third

Where there’s smoke, there’s tax hikes. member of the union to legalize gay marriage. Granted, the move came not as a result of popular will but a ruling by the state Supreme Court that overturned a gay marriage ban. (Further proof that when it comes to protecting minority rights, you can’t rely on majority rule.) The Court summed up the argument nicely: “We are firmly convinced the exclusion of gay and lesbian people from the institution of civil marriage does not substantially further any important governmental objective.” Here’s hoping Hawaii lawmakers take note, and more importantly sprout some spines…

In other news: So yes, North Korea did indeed conduct its much-ballyhooed missile/satellite/whateverthehellitwas launch. And no, Hawaii was not struck by debris despite the numerous e-mails, text messages and anxious phone calls that floated around. Clearly the launch wasn’t a good thing. But just as clearly, this is a complicated, delicate situation, one that calls for nuance and a coordinated, carefully considered international response. So of course the blathering heads on the right are already calling the Obama Administration a bunch of weak-kneed appeasers for, I dunno, failing to go on TV and burn an effigy of Kim Jong Il under a banner that says “Now You’re in the Access of the Really Evil” while singing “God Bless America.”

You know, Bush-style diplomacy.

MONDAY, APRIL 6 Recently, an acquaintance of mine offered an interesting drunken theory (as opposed to the much more common uninteresting drunken theory): the fortunes of Maui’s economy will be inextricably linked this year with those of local boy and

pro ballplayer Shane Victorino. I think he meant it in a hopeful way, since Victorino’s star is rising—last season he got a Gold Glove, a World Series ring and a new contract. But if yesterday’s Opening Day output was any indication, we’re in for a tough ’09: the Phillies lost to Atlanta 4-1 and Shane went 0-3 with a strikeout.

Ah well, the beauty of baseball—like life— is that there’s always another game.

TUESDAY, APRIL 7 More Superferry news (prepare to shake your head in exasperated resignation): Remember all those crazy conspiracy nuts who said there was a clandestine military motive behind the whole operation? And remember how officials scoffed at the notion, most recently Superferry CEO Tom Fargo who said the Alakai’s nice shiny paint job was proof it was intended to be a means of inter-island transport and nothing more?

Well according to a report in today’s Honolulu Advertiser, in November the Defense Department awarded a contract to build high-speed military transport ships to Austral USA, the company behind...the Superferry! The report goes on to point out that “Superferry’s two catamarans are available for military lease” now that the Supreme Court has shut them down. Fargo offered a telling “no comment.” Which brings us to this juicy nugget from the PressRegister of Mobile, Alabama, new home of the Alakai: “Industry analyst Tim Colton said the military is a natural fit for the ferries, now adorned with colorful swimming manta rays. ‘Any day now, they’ll be painted gray,’ Colton said.” (Hey, turns out the military has paintbrushes after all, Tom!) Man, sometimes it sucks to be right. MTW

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f you dance naked for an audience in a bar or club you’re protected by the First Amendment. But in Maui County, you don’t have the right to dance in a liquorselling establishment even when fully clothed—unless you’re in an area specifically designated for dancing, and only dancing.

That paradox was spelled out recently by Wailuku attorney Lance Collins, addressing a handful of reporters outside Judge Joseph Cardoza’s courtroom on March 27.

Moments earlier, Judge Cardoza had denied Maui Dance Advocates’ (MDA) petition for summary judgment in their lawsuit against the county, a suit that asks the Liquor Control Commission to change its rules on dancing, or at least to clearly define what “dancing” means.

This was just the latest turn in MDA’s two-and-a-half year crusade against the LC’s social dancing policy.

movement the LC thinks constitutes dancing so he could avoid being in violation.

“I’m a dancer, and I think it’s my Constitutional right to dance,” Anand says plainly. He says dancing is an avenue for social interaction he otherwise wouldn’t have.

The LC responded to his question in a letter stating that the commission doesn’t know how to define dancing, but that according to Webster’s, to dance is “to move the body, especially the feet, in rhythm, ordinarily to music.”

When asked to expand on that definition, LC Commissioner Frank Silva (who we were told was unavailable to comment for this story) offered up the familiar refrain: “I know it when I see it.”

Beyond that, it’s up to individual LC inspectors to decide what’s dancing and what’s not when they’re patrolling bars, clubs and restaurants in search of code violations.

It’s not the dancer who gets penalized for grooving in a no-groove zone. It’s the venue, which is why, if your toetapping gets a little overzealous when watching a band as you wait to order a beer, the staff will politely ask you to stop. Otherwise, the liquor-selling establishment in question could get slapped with a fine.

The rule may stem from concern for the safety of bar staff and patrons, but Collins says it’s vague and overbroad. It’s easy to see why the commission would want to prevent the flailing limbs of enthused bar patrons from socking a waitress who’s carrying a tray of drinks across the room. But mildly swaying to a rhythm?

MDA co-founder Anthony Simmons says he’s felt the brunt of the LC’s restrictions on dancing quite frequently. As manager of a band that generates dance-conducive music he has had to deal with gigging at venues where no one was allowed to dance. He says he’s even seen people get asked to stop “keeping rhythm”—tapping toes, swaying hips and the like—in “consumption areas.”

“It’s not that I have a fight with the LC,” Simmons says.

“I believe regulations are good, but you can’t regulate how I move.”

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It all started in October 2006 when MDA president Ramoda Anand, who is bound to a wheelchair by cerebral palsy, questioned the LC on §08-101-23, which states that “[a]ny dancing or entertainment provided shall be in areas designated and approved by the director,” and goes on to describe the parameters of these licensed areas.

Since Anand, an avid practitioner of the dance form 5 Rhythms, cannot safely dance on a crowded dance floor, he wanted to know what degree of rhythmic

immons offers the following hypothetical example: what if a guy who walks with a swagger unwittingly “dances into a bar”? Is that dancing? Maybe.

Plus, you have bar patrons who are moved by a musical performance, but don’t want to be put on the spot.

“In reality,” Simmons says, “most people are afraid to dance. And to force them to be on display on the dance floor?”

Anand and Simmons are longtime friends and Simmons also serves as Anand’s caretaker. They say they formed MDA because they felt that the LC responded inadequately to their request and was essentially brushing them off. That’s when they stepped up their game.

In 2007 they got 86 signatures on a petition asking the LC to change its dancing rules, a request the LC denied.

Collins, sympathetic to the cause, offered to represent Anand and Simmons pro bono in early 2008.

“I had a concern that the Liquor Commission was not dealing with Maui Dance Advocates’ requests seriously or attentively,” Collins wrote in an email. “The attitude felt very dismissive and paternalistic and that was unfortunate in my mind.”

They first attempted to appeal the LC’s decision, but Judge Cardoza threw the case out on the grounds that he didn’t have jurisdiction to rule on an appeal of an LC decision.

“[These rules give] unelected, unappointed liquor inspectors standardless discretion to determine what expression is permitted and not permitted.”

-Attorney Lance Collins They petitioned the LC for a declaratory order, which the LC denied, so they decided to sue the county directly.

Collins filed for summary judgment, and the county cross-filed for summary judgment.

The First Amendment factored heavily into Collins’ argument, but the connection wasn’t as clear-cut as it seems.

While it’s commonly believed that the First Amendment provides for freedom of expression, the amendment’s wording does not include “expression.”

The question, which the courts have yet to directly answer, is whether social dancing can fall under the umbrella of “speech” or “assembly.”

Anand and Simmons think so.

“I think everybody has the right to move moderately,” Simmons says. “If I hear the rhythm I should be able to take it in with my whole body. Not just my ears, but my entire body.”

The Supreme Court has dealt indirectly with social dancing as a First Amendment issue on a few occasions, but has never recognized it as protected speech or association.

Among the cases First Deputy Corporation Counsel Jane Lovell, representing the county, cited in her argument was Dallas v. Stanglin, a case decided in 1989 that

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“The danger of prohibiting something in a vague or overbroad way,” Collins says, “is that it gives unelected, unappointed liquor inspectors standardless discretion to determine what expression is permitted and not permitted. It short-circuits the legislative and judicial functions of government and creates the appearance of arbitrary or capricious government acts.”

The threat of being in violation of a rule that has undefined boundaries, he says, has a chilling effect on expression. But he didn’t get to argue that point.

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“It is possible to find some kernel of expression in every activity a person undertakes—for example, walking down the street or meeting one’s friends at a shopping mall—but such a kernel is not sufficient to bring the activity within the protection of the First Amendment,” the decision for that case reads.

“Basically, there is no First Amendment protection for recreational activities,” Lovell says.

Dancing to music at a bar, she says, is like skateboarding or any other activity subject to safety regulations.

If a dance conveys some kind of meaning—like a hula performed in protest— then the First Amendment would factor in, she says.

Collins says that Dallas v. Stanglin does not apply, and that the statements within the decision that deny First Amendment protection to recreational dancing are dicta, which are non-binding. Lovell disagrees and says that the “kernel of expression” argument is the crux of the decision.

Collins cites Tinker v. Des Moines School District, a 1969 case involving students who wore black arm bands to show solidarity with the anti-war movement. “Although the U.S. Supreme Court has not recognized a Constitutional right to dance, the Court has consistently recognized that ‘nonverbal conduct,’ also known as symbolic expression, is protected by the First Amendment,” Collins wrote in a memorandum accompanying his request for summary judgment.

The challenge, of course, is convincing the Court that social dancing has a value beyond that of individual enjoyment, that it conveys a message of community, of concurrence, of comfort, even if the importance of such messages is lost on those who create and interpret laws.

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he Supreme Court’s overbreadth doctrine also factored into Collins’ argument. The doctrine aims to identify laws that restrict unprotected speech (fighting words, for example), but also stamp out speech that is protected.

dancing in a liquor-selling establishment.” He issued no opinion and declined further comment.

It was obviously not what MDA and Collins were hoping for, they say, but it wasn’t a surprise.

Anand says it’s “absurd” that the right to social dancing isn’t protected. He says protecting that right “benefits the community as a whole.”

MDA intends to appeal, and Anand says he is “looking forward to the next chapter.”

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or Maui Dance Advocates and others who care about this issue, it goes beyond a brief, ambiguous rule in the LC’s books. Underlying this fight is a belief that without public vigilance, governments can make policies that erode the liberties we take for granted.

“I want people to think about their freedom,” says Simmons.

For example, another LC rule bans the use of obscenity by performers in liquorselling establishments, including foul language, which is clearly a violation of the First Amendment.

Some time back, Simmons says he took the question “What is dancing?” to the governing body that supposedly has the ultimate say—the people. He asked numerous individuals in various settings to define dancing. Some gave definitions not unlike the one from Webster’s that the LC uses, while others offered abstract, spiritual or esoteric interpretations.

The answer Simmons got most? “People said, ‘dancing is free.’” MTW

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Part of Executive Chef Raul Bermudez’s award-winning family of restaurants that also includes RB Black Angus Steakhouse and Kahana Sands on the West side, Big Wave has been in business for five years.

General Manager Nick Poree says they recently tweaked their menu—not an outright overhaul, but there are a few new items for those who haven’t been in for a while, including the New York steak.

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On our recent visit we began with the crab cakes and wok-fried California roll. The cakes come with avocado, black beans and a cilantro lime butter sauce, giving them an intriguing southof-the-border twist. But the roll is what really stood out. Places that don’t specialize in sushi but feature it on the menu often regard it as a throwaway item. Not so here. Stuffed with fresh ingredients, dipped in tempura and

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lightly fried, the roll may be the best of any kind I’ve had on-island outside a Japanese/sushi restaurant.

Our entrees proved no less eclectic—or delicious—than the pupus. The crabstuffed snapper with white wine butter sauce and capers may sound almost too rich. Instead, it packs a flavorful wallop but is remarkably light; even after clearing my plate I felt full but not weighted down. The vegetarian sampler—roasted sweet potatoes and marinated tofu with sautéed spinach, grilled veggies and sundried tomato pesto—and the bananacrusted chicken served with jasmine rice and a faintly spicy curry sauce also got high marks.

But the most raved-about dish was probably the special, essentially a larger version of the tempura sushi appetiz-

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Though dessert was almost more than we could bear, we soldiered on for the good of humanity and (mostly) polished off a decadently rich, warm brownie topped with vanilla ice cream and some above-average crème brulée cleverly served in a pineapple round.

In addition to its impressive 2 for 1, Poree says Big Wave will soon be launching even sweeter kama‘aina specials that may apply to take-out as well as dine-in. That’s welcome news, since, as we know all too well, times are tough. MTW

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BY KATE BRADSHAW KATE@MAUITIME.COM

All in the family Musical siblings David and Phil Benoit share the stage this weekend hil Benoit and his brother, David, were very different growing up in Hernando Beach, California. While Phil and his other brother Dan were “surf rats,” David, cofounder of Maui jazz fixture Benoit JazzWorks, was at home, sitting at the piano. “He was playing the piano certainly as long as I can remember,” Phil says.

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Next gig: Saturday, 7pm, Castle Theater, MACC, Kahului Web sites: benoit.com, benoitjazzworks.com Those long hours at the keys paid off: David went on to earn five Grammy nominations and become the man many consider one of the founders of contemporary (smooth) jazz. Phil, meanwhile, picked up his axe while a teenager in the early ’70s, inspired by the phenomenal proliferation of rock, blues-rock and beard rock that was unfolding at the time. The first song he learned was John Denver’s “Sunshine on my Shoulders.”

Neither brother has to look far to find his musical roots. Their father Bob was “an avid jazz fan and guitarist,” Phil says. “We had jazz in our house since I was a little kid.”

Phil played in various bands over the ensuing years, before coming to Maui in 1978. It was here that he met and, 21 years ago, married a Maui girl named Angela. He never put down the guitar, but it wasn’t until the early ’90s—when he began to study jazz guitar with Tom Conway—that something clicked.

“The lightbulb went on,” Phil says, “and I just couldn’t get enough of it.”

The first jazz tune he learned was “Black Orpheus,” a song from the 1959 Portuguese-language film of the same name (Orfeu Negro).

He started gigging in 1997 and signed on as rhythm guitarist with legendary gypsy jazz outfit Gypsy Pacific along with Conway on lead guitar, Willy Wainwright on violin and Marcus Johnson on standup bass.

It was around that time that Angela, one day, nonchalantly began

to sing along to a tune Phil was practicing on guitar. This could work, Phil thought.

Since then, Benoit JazzWorks, with Johnson on bass, has been playing steady gigs at various venues on-island. They play Thursday through Saturday at Ma‘alaea Grill from 6:30-9pm, and at Moana Café in Paia from 6-9pm.

Their sound is not one you’d expect to hear on Maui; you couldn’t find a more incongruous soundtrack for sucking down Heinekens and playing pool.

It’s a warm, sophisticated and easygoing sound with sets that rely on originals, newer covers and old standards. Angela’s vocals are incredibly smooth and embrace the bittersweet sound that rests somewhere between high alto and low mezzo-soprano.

Diana Krall’s “East of the Sun,” Antonio Carlos Jobim’s “Desafinado” and Mancini/Mercer’s “Days of Wine and Roses” are among the cover tunes in their repertoire.

Phil says he composes his originals using common jazz chord progressions— he’s big on bossa nova—and building melodies around them. He and Angela collaborate on lyrics.

Phil and David have also collaborated on some tunes, namely “Swingin’ Waikiki,” for which Phil penned the lyrics and David wrote the tune.

The two will likely play it on Saturday, when Benoit JazzWorks will join David on stage for a song or two during David’s set.

David is considered one of contemporary jazz’s most accomplished musicians, and most people have heard his music whether they know it or not, either through his Peanuts concertos, on The Weather Channel’s Weather on the Eights, or from one of his 23 solo recordings.

The Benoit brothers have come a long way from their early California days. One thing hasn’t changed: their enduring passion for music. MTW

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Good ‘Buck’ charm Offbeat, compelling characters elevate mild material

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his movie was screened at the Maui Film Festival last summer, was made three years ago and is so low key, unusual and genuinely sweet, it’s no wonder that it had a long, uncertain journey to a wide release (it’s retruning to Maui

The Great Buck Howard

★★★★ ★★ Rated PG/87 min.

this week as part of MFF’s Candlelight Cinema series). Colin Hanks stars as a young man so desperate for a job, he agrees to be the assistant to the title character, a has-been “mentalist” (basically, a hypnotist) who is embarking on a nationwide comeback tour. John Malkovich plays Buck Howard and his movie star status and

slightly weird demeanor make him an ideal choice for the role; his “is-he-nutsor-is-he-a-genius?” approach to Howard is fascinating and, although it’s among Malkovich’s wilder characters, he makes the man real.

Director Sean Mcginley’s movie, one of the most gentle American comedies in years, isn’t a total bullseye and will be too mild for those who crave raunchier laughs. But the uniquely easygoing approach to this unusual story is one of its charms. This droll, lightweight but always interesting comedy offers real insight into when an entertainer is “hot” and when they become a “has-been” and the delicate line between. As a comedy, the movie may be a bit undernourished but as a character drama, I was always hooked.

Hanks is again ideally cast as a wide-eyed innocent and Emily Blunt is adorable as his supportive colleague and love interest. Tom Hanks (Colin’s father in real life) produced the film through his Playtone production company; the name is a nod to the Hanksdirected That Thing You Do!, an equally cheerful thematic cousin to this film. The

elder Hanks also has an amusing cameo, as do Steve Zahn, Adam Scott and a couple of “has-beens” in priceless bits that I won’t spoil.

The humor is You often mild and some of the best jokes, like Howard’s bizarre handshake and his intense hatred for Jay Leno, are repeated too often. A nice touch is how we never learn how Buck’s tricks work—one in particular, involving a large group of sleeping adults, is memorably impressive and has a funny punchline.

Even with the humor being relatively tame, witnessing the backstage drama and career resurgence of such an offbeat figure is always intriguing. Malkovich has played many outrageous oddballs, including an off-the-wall parody of himself in Being John Malkovich. What draws us to his gallery of weirdos and nutjobs is that he finds the truth and humanity in every char-

smelt it, you dealt it. acter, a wise choice that keeps the audience on his side; he may be hamming it up but he never looks down on his characters Using words like “pleasant” and “laid back” to describe a comedy can make a movie sound lazy or altogether lame.

Actually, while not a gutbuster, this is a funny, good-natured movie that you can bring your grandma to see (and really, you should take Grandma out to a movie!). MTW Screens April 15 at 5 & 7:30pm at the Castle Theater in Kahului as part of the Maui Film Festival’s Candlelight Cinema series. Call 242-7469 for more info.

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MOVIECAPSULES Maui Film Festival Candlelight Cinema THE GREAT BUCK HOWARD - PG Comedy - John Malkovich plays an aging musician/mentalist trying to relive his glory.

He picks up a law school dropout (Colin Hanks) for an assistant and wittiness presumably issues forth. 87 min.

New This Week DRAGONBALL: EVOLUTION - PG Action - A young warrior goes out on a quest, fighting against time and some other video game-related stuff. 84 min.

HANNAH MONTANA - G - Musical Tween girls don’t care about this film’s plot because they are going to see it anyway.

Everybody else doesn’t care because they’re not going to see it unless dragged. In any case, it involves said tween marketing vehicle going back to her roots. 102 min.

OBSERVE AND REPORT - R - Comedy A delusional mall security guard played by Seth Rogen gets a chance to show what he’s made of when a serial flasher strikes.

Humor probably ensues. 86 min.

Now Showing 12 ROUNDS - R - Action - Babes. Guns.

Vengeance. A cop named Danny Baxter. Use your imagination. 108 min.

ADVENTURELAND - R - Comedy - A brainy stoner gets a job at a cheesy amusement park the summer before heading off to graduate school. It is there that he associates with a series of complex characters, mostly peers. It’s set in the late ‘80s, which spells great fashion cues for the lobotomized. 107 min.

DUPLICITY - PG13 - Drama - A couple of former spies, now corporate operatives for competing companies as well as secret lovers, stumble upon a series of corporate shenanigans for your viewing pleasure. The strength of their love is presumably challenged before a resolution is reached. 125 min.

FAST AND FURIOUS - R - Art, Foreign What? Really? Why? 99 min.

THE HAUNTING IN CONNECTICUT - R - Horror - Based on a true ghost story of a family that moves to a house in Connecticut that happens to be a former funeral home wherein horrendous acts occurred at one

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point. Weird things start to happen...although it may just be a carbon monoxide leak. 102 min.

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I LOVE YOU, MAN - R - Comedy - A dude is getting married, but isn’t close enough with his dude friends to ask any to be best man. So he goes on a series of “man dates” with strangers in order to find the “one.” The “one” ends up driving dude and his lady apart. Stars Paul Rudd and Jason Segel. 104 min.

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KNOWING - PG13 - Drama - A time capsule buried at a school 50 years prior seems to have predicted a string of disasters that occurred over the past five decades, and indicates that three more are to ensue, probably some time over this film’s 122-minute run time. Nicholas Cage stars. 122 min.

LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT - R - Horror What is this, Year of the Remake? This repurposing of a 1972 film that I hear is one of the most disturbing ever involves the families of two girls who were kidnapped and brutally assaulted devising an equally brutal revenge plot on the escaped convicts responsible for the act. 100 min.

MADEA GOES TO JAIL - PG13 - Comedy - A Tyler Perry film involving Tyler Perry done up Big Mama style and ending up in prison aside a young and formerly crack-addled prostitute. Hilarious. 103 min.

MONSTERS VS. ALIENS - PG - Animation Wow, this Dreamworks film’s name is right up there with Zombies vs. Bears, or even Zombies vs. Sharks. It involves Monsters, Inc.-esque creatures that must step up to defend the earth against aliens. Seth Rogen, Reese Witherspoon and Will Arnett lend their voices. 94 min.

RACE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN - PG - Action This remake stars the Rock, and manages to keep a plot going that involves a cab driver who picks up two teenage runaways who are in some type of trouble involving evil villains. 97 min.

SUNSHINE CLEANING - R - Comedy - A single mother decides to start a cleaning business with a twist. Note: it’s one of those cleaning businesses that cleans up death scenes, so, you know, gross. But quirky-gross, not grossgross. 91 min.

WATCHMEN - R - Action - Sunshine, lollipops and a full 163 minutes of rebel superheroes kicking the red out of commies for your Reaganlovin’ pleasure. The U.S. is amid nuclear war with Russia. Superheroes have been forced to retire, but one lurks in the shadows to fight for justice.

Et cetera. 163 min.

THE WRESTLER - R - Drama - A retired wrestler, past his prime, attempts to feel the glory of the limelight one more time while trying to come to terms with other stuff. 110 min.

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The Haunting in Connecticut - R - Th 11:05, 1:25, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45. Th 1:25, 3:35, 5:45, 7:55.

F-Sa 11:10, 1:25, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45, 9:55. Su-W 11:10, 1:25, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45.

I Love You, Man - R - Th-W 11:10, 1:30, 3:45, 6:10, 8:25 Knowing - PG13 - Th 11:15, 1:55, 4:35, 7:15. FSa 11:20, 1:55, 4:35, 7:15, 9:55. Su-W 11:20, 1:55, 4:35, 7:15.

Monsters vs. Aliens - PG - Th-W 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40, 9:50 Observe and Report - R - Th-Sa 11, 1:05, 3:10, 5:15, 7:25, 9:35. Su-W 11, 1:05, 3:10, 5:15, 7:25.

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1819 South Kihei Road, 1-800-326-3264 ( Matinees: everyday until 4pm), Fast and Furious 4 - R - F-Sa 11:05, 1:20, 3:40, 6, 8:20, 10:40. Su 11:05, 1:20, 3:40, 6, 8:20. M-W 1:05, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40. M-W 1:20, 3:40, 6, 8:20.

Hannah Montana - G - F-Sa 11, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8, 10:15. Su 11, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8. M-W 1, 3:15, 5:30, 7:45.

Monsters vs. Aliens - PG - F-Sa 11, 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40, 9:50. Su 11, 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40.

M-W 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40.

Race to Witch Mountain - PG - F-Sa 11:05, 1:20, 3:35, 5:50, 8:05, 10:40. Su 11:05, 1:20, 3:35, 5:50, 8:05. M-W 1:20, 3:35, 5:50, 8:05.

Maui Mall Megaplex Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm), 12 Rounds - R - Th 1:30, 4:05, 6:40, 9:15. F-W 1:30, 4:05, 6:40, 9:15.

Adventureland - R - Th 1:35, 2:05, 4, 4:35, 6:35, 7:10, 9:05, 9:40. F-W 1:35, 2:05, 4:05, 4:35, 6:35, 7:10, 9:05, 9:40.

Duplicity - PG13 - Th 3:10, 4:05, 6, 6:55, 9:40.

F-Su 12:20, 3:10, 6, 8:50. M-W 3:10, 6, 8:50.

Hannah Montana - G - F-Su 12:30, 1:30, 3, 4, 5:30, 6:30, 8, 9. M-W 1:30, 3, 4, 5:30, 6:30, 8, 9.

Last House on the Left - R - Th only 8:50 Madea Goes to Jail - PG13 - Th 1:30, 4, 6:25, 9. F-W 1:45, 4:15, 6:45, 9:15.

Monsters vs. Aliens - PG - Th 1:50, 2:50, 4:10, 5:10, 6:30, 7:30, 8:50, 9:45. Th 3D 2:20, 4:40, 7, 9:20. F-Su 12:30, 1:50, 2:50, 4:10, 5:10, 6:25, 7:30, 8:45, 9:45; 3D: 12, 2:20, 4:40, 7, 9:20. MW 1:50, 2:50, 4:10, 5:10, 6:25, 7:30, 8:45, 9:45; 3D: 2:20, 4:40, 7, 9:20.

Sunshine Cleaning - R - Th 2:20, 4:40, 7, 9:20.

F-Su 12, 2:20, 4:40, 7, 9:20. M-W 12, 2:20, 4:40, 7, 9:20.

Watchmen - R - F-Su 12:15, 3:45, 7:15. M-W 3:45, 7:15.

The Wrestler - R - Th only 3:45, 4:30, 7:15, 8

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THIS WEEK’S PICKS Maui gets its Fil

Fiercely independent

Fri. (Apr. 10), 7pm, Iao Theater, Wailuku

Fri. (Apr. 10), 7pm, Voyage East, Pauwela Cannery

One of the ways the rest of the planet can help Maui residents reduce their carbon footprint is to bring more awesome shows to the island. That way Mauians don’t have to fly to other islands—or worse, the Mainland—in order to catch a can’tmiss show. 2-Flip Productions is on to this. They’re bringing their 5th Annual Fil-Am Comedy Jam to Maui for the first time ever. The event, which showcases Filipino talent, will be hosted by Island 98.5 (Oahu) DJ Lanai.

Philippines-born Rex Navarrete, who was the first Filipino-American to release a standup comedy album in the U.S., headlines. Award-winning comedian Joey Guila also performs, as does comedian Kaleo Pilanca. Kommon Ground holds down the musical side of things. You can find tickets at the Iao Theater box office, Da Kitchen restaurants islandwide, Urban City at Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center or online at www.islandtix.com.

Eighteen and over.

There are some places where you’d be hard-pressed to find boutiques featuring clothing and jewelry made by local designers. For example, when I moved to St. Petersburg, Fla. I had to resign myself to the fact that my only options for clothing were thrift stores or corporate mall outlets. Here on Maui, though, independent boutiques seem to proliferate. The epitome of this is Wings Hawaii, an all-female-run boutique situated next to Pauwela Cannery in Haiku. According to their Web site (wingshawaii.com), the shop started out as a UH Manoa art project, and has evolved into a full-scale operation without losing its youthful and independent flair. In celebration of their two-year anniversary, Wings is putting on a killer party next door at the cannery. The fun starts at 7pm, with a free cocktail hour featuring pupus from the new ultra-sustainable Market Fresh Bistro as well as a gift bag for the first 100 ladies in attendance. A fashion show featuring Wings’ latest follows to the sweet sounds of Paula Fuga.

Later, Paula will play an encore set, rounding out the evening at about 10pm or so. The theme is “forest under the sea.” $35 presale/$45 day of sale.

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DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW? ALTERNATIVE NIGHT Friday, April 10th

THE ALLIEZ Saturday, April 11th

THE GROUCH Wednesday, April 15th

COCO BONGO W/ HAITIAN JAMES Roots/Blues/Dub

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Get tanked

Peep this

Sat. (Apr. 11), 8pm, Mulligan’s on the Blue, Wailea

Fri.-Sun. (Apr. 10-12), Islandwide

So dancing is not a right. So liquor-selling establishments require a cordoned-off section of floor that is at least 100 square-feet in area. It could be worse, I suppose. At least you can legally dance at shows like Saturday’s birthday bash for Scott Johnson of Dogtowne Design and Pete Sebastian (formerly of LAWA), a reinstated tradition. With a lineup like the one they’ve got, substantial floor space will be paramount. Roots reggae band Teomon and the Kryptones as well as punkish rock outfit Erin Smith and the Throwdowns are on the bill. The expected pinnacle of the evening will be the debut of Fish Tank, Sebastian’s latest project, which got together at the beginning of this year. However nascent, the band’s got a killer lineup. Sebastian is on guitar and vocals. Kit Okazaki is on saxamophone. Kaipo Haleakala from Nuffsedd and the Kryptones is on bass.

Drummer Pete Grand, who played in the original lineups of Crunch Pups and the Afrodisiacs also takes part. Sebastian says Saturday is the new band’s trial run, and that they’ve been having a blast collaborating on songs. This is a chance to get down while seeing what they’ve been up to. $10.

I’ve been told that one of the coolest things about Easter is the wealth of opportunities for watching what happens when you microwave Peeps. Here are some choice Easter weekend options where Peeps, jellybeans and other Easter icons abound. For starters, Upcountry folks can kick off Easter weekend with what’s being dubbed Hawaii’s biggest Easter egg hunt at Pukalani Field (Friday, 4pm). In South Maui, Maui Dreams Dive Co. is throwing a free underwater Easter egg hunt at Keawakapu Beach Park (the south end of South Kihei Road) on Saturday from 8-10am (call to reserve: 874-5332). Up until April 11, Maui Ocean Center is hosting its Easter Scavenger Egg Quest, which teaches keiki about eggs’ role in ocean life while they hunt for golden eggs.

On the West side a noteworthy (and free) egg hunt will take place at Honokowai Beach Park on Saturday at 8am (call 276-8811 for more details). If the weather’s not so good, Lahaina Cannery Mall’s Easter deal, which goes from 10am-3pm, is a suitable Saturday alternative. Kaanapali Beach Hotel is doing an Easter extravaganza all day Sunday, including an egg hunt, a visit from the bunny of the hour, a petting zoo and live Hawaiian entertainment (661-0011). Other resorts taking part in Easter Sunday festivities include the Ritz-Carlton Kapalua at 10:30am (669-6200) and Sheraton Maui at 9:30am (662-8053). Central Mauians can do the whole Easter thing all day Saturday at Maui Mall; egg hunt, E.B. photos and all.

Photo by Tony Novak-Clifford, Dress by Darcie Smith

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WILD WAHINE WEDNESDAY CASANOVA’S FAMOUS

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Make it a memorable evening. Dine and dance at Casanova.

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Big Shows Wings Hawaii 2nd Anniversary Party - Fri, Apr 10. Haiku-based clothing and jewelry company, Wings Hawaii, hosts A Forest Under the Sea, a fashion event inspired by the world of water, in celebration of its two years in existence. Musical performance by Paula Fuga, a fashion show, and pupus

by Market Fresh Bistro are all part of the festivities.

Complimentary gift bags to the first 100 guests to arrive. 7-11 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha at the Pauwela Cannery, Haiku, 96708. 808.575.7870.

David Benoit - Sat, Apr 11. This five-time Grammy-nominated jazz pianist will be accompanied on stage by Phil and Angela Benoit of Benoit Jazz Works fame. $20/$30/$40. 7 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

Stage Fil-Am Comedy Jam 5 - Fri. A comedy showcase featuring Joey Guila, Rex Navarette and Kaleo Pilanca. Hosted by Lanai of Island 98.5, the show aims to promote local Filipino talent among the islands. 18 & over. Tickets are available at Da Kitchen restaurants, Urban City, the Iao Theater and at islandtix.com. $20/$25. 7 p.m. Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku, HI, 96793. 242-6969.

Cinderella Casting Call - Sat. Members of the public (ages 14 and up) are invited to try out for a role in this production based on the classic European fairy tale of the same name...Only this version presents it in a “fractured” way.

Appointments are required; bring your resume and a head shot. Prepare a 2-3 minute music piece that best showcases your vocals. Rehearsals start 5/15.

9 a.m.-1 p.m. Steppingstone Playhouse, Queen Kaahumanu Center. 875-4367.

Musical Theater Camp Auditions - Sat. Young’ns interested in participating in Maui Academy of the Performing Arts’ have the opportunity to try out today. No specific preparation is necessary. This week keiki in grades 3-8 are invited to audition. 2-5 p.m. MAPA Studio Building, 2027 Main St., Wailuku. 244-8760 ext. 222.

Bare Essentials Theater - Mon. This month it’s a reading of Hawaiian playwright David P. Penhallow’s Bonzai Darling, which is set on Maui in 1934, and covers issues like family, loss and race.

Free. 6 p.m. Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku, HI, 96793.

242-6969.

Guys & Dolls - Fri, Sat & Sun. Baldwin High’s finest actors present this musical that tells the tale of of love and gambling. Luck be a lady.$12/$9 seniors/$6 students.

Fri. & Sat., 7 p.m.; Sun., 2 p.m.

Baldwin Auditorium. 984-5656 ext. 315.

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Two Men: Two Hawaiian Destinies - Daily, Apr 18. Oh Boy Productions presents these two one-man vignettes portraying Kaulula’au and Father Damien. $25. Sat., 7:30 p.m.; Sun., 2 & 7 p.m.

McCoy Studio Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

The Wisdom of Sustainability: A Dialogue - Mon, Apr 20. Nobel Peace Prize nominee Sulak Sivaraksa and Hawaiian practitioner and educator Manulani Aluli Meyer engage in a dialogue of the way global economics affect us personally, spiritually, and as a community here in Hawai’i. $15. 6 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

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Poncho Sanchez - Thu, Apr 23.

Grammy-winning Sanchez’s musical influences span the globe. His sound incorporates Latin rhythms, on mauitime.com R&B, Afro-Cuban and other genres for an eclectic and danceable sound that Sanchez experimented with in Indestructible Life - Fri. & Sat. As one might L.A. in the 60s. $12/$30/$40/Under 18 half price. imagine, this production is based on the events of 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

Jesus’s death and resurrection. With a cast of over Sheryl Crow - Tue, Apr 28. Top 40 rocker lady 100, this production puts a modern twist on a clasSheryl Crow is coming to Maui for an outdoor sic, um, tale. $10/$5 keiki. 7:30-9 p.m. King’s show. The assumption is that rocking will take Cathedral, 777 Mokulele Hwy., Kahului. 871-7311. place, along with some grooving when this purveyThe Grapes of Wrath - Fri, Sat & Sun. Based on or of songs like “All I Wanna Do,” “If it Makes You the John Steinbeck novel of the same name, this Happy” and “Soak Up the Sun” comes to rock out MAPA production tells the tale of a Depression-era the MACC. Odds are. $45/$55/$65/$125. 7 p.m., family that heads to California on the promise of the Gates at 5 p.m. Events Lawn, MACC. 242-7469.

American dream, only to find more poverty and corKathy Collins’ Death Comedy Jam - Fri, porate greed. $16. Fri & Sat 7:30 p.m.; Sun 2 p.m.

May 1. Join maven, Mana’o Radio cofounder and Steppingstone Playhouse, Queen Kaahumanu all-around cool chick Kathy Collins as she roasts Center. 244-8760. death. A little it of gallows humor is required, and it’s requested that you leave the wee ones at

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home. Willie K. and Eric Gilliom are slated for guest appearances. $25. 7:30 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

Steel Magnolias - May 1-17. A production that chronicles the lives of a hanfdful of brazen Southern broads. Fri. & Sat., 7:30 p.m.; Sun. 3 p.m. Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku, HI, 96793.

242-6969.

Tina Malia Save Honolua Benefit - Sat, May 9. This event is limited to 100 guests and takes place in an amazing setting for a great environmental cause. $20. Honolua Valley. 276-8733.

A Midsummer Night’s Dream - Sun, May 24.

You know you wanna. This classic Shakespeare comedy is a play inside a play inside a play.

Complete with fairies and, unrequited love and a dude whose head turns into that of a donkey. This is a ballet rendition of this production. $12. 3 p.m.

Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

Cheech & Chong - Fri, May 29. Far out, man!

What can be said, really? Snort some lines of dish soap and see how long it takes for Chong to crack the first Maui wowie joke. I’m guessing this legendary grass-puffing comedy duo will pack the house. $59.50. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

Events THURSDAY, APR 09 Ola Hou - Lahaina Restoration Foundation presents performances by renowned Maui-based purveyors of Hawaiian music on the second Tuesday of every month. This month it’s Ola Hou. Allen Pokipala “Braddah Poki” of Pacific Radio Group hosts. Bring a lunch, pull up a beach blanket and string some leis with the ìLei Ladiesî of the Lahaina-

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Honolua Senior Citizens Club. Free. 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Baldwin House Museum, 120 Prison St., Lahaina. 661-3262.

Easter Orchid Show and Plant Sale - The best blooms Maui Orchid Society has to offer will be on display for the public, and some will even be for sale. . 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului.

871-1307.

Banking for Your Business Success - Latin Business Maui presents this mixer, which will feature a presentation by Central Pacific Banking Officer Isaac Pena Parrilla, who will provide banking tips for those who own a small business. Free.

4:30-6:30 p.m. Cary & Eddie’s Hideaway, Kahului. 873-8247.

Lahaina Hawaiian Civic Club’s Meeting The club’s general membership meeting will give an overview of statistics pertaining to foster care and serve as a discussion of how the community can help improve the situation. 5 p.m. Hale Mahaolu Eono in Lahaina. 283-2411.

Public Health Mixer - Did you know this was Public Health Week? Well, now you do. This event is an opportunity for you, your buds and/or your colleagues to come talk story about nutrition, fitness and other health-related issues. Free pupus and non-alcoholic beverages. Free. 5-7 p.m. Pilina Building, Maui Community College. 984-3328.

Friday, April 10 featuring

PAULA FUGA $35 presale • $45 @ the door Doors open at 7 Pupus till 8

from Market Fresh Bistro Tickets available at

Wings Hawaii store, by phone at 575-7870 or at www.wingshawaii.com

$20 at the Door www.beatsantique.com

Got Water? - South Maui Sustainability’s monthly meeting will focus on the vital issue of water supply in South Maui. Guest speakers include former Maui County mayor Alan Arakawi, Board of Water Supply Chairman Michael Howden, Hui O Na Wai Eha President John Duey and Wastewater Recycling Program Coordinator Steve Parabicoli. Light pupus will be served. Free.

6-8 p.m. Kihei Charter School, 300 Ohukai Rd., Kihei. 874-5955.

Cinema Night - Cafe Mambo will be hosting an evening of classic and cult classic films for the 21 and older crowd. This week’s flick is Kill Bill Volume II. 9 p.m. Cafe Mambo, Paia. 579-8021.

FRIDAY, APR 10 Easter Weekend Festivities - See This Week’s Picks for a rundown of Easter celebrations at various spots islandwide.

Celebration of the Arts - The first day of this celebration will feature hands-on arts demonstrations, panel discussions and Hawaiian entertainment. 10 a.m. Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua. 669-6200.

Lahaina Arts Society Art Fair - Join LAS for the oldest art fair on Maui. Stroll under the historic banyan tree and check out locally-crafted works of art, including jewelry, ceramics, photography, oils, acrylics and more. A great way to support the local economy and, of course, promote authenticity. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Banyan Tree Park, Lahaina, 96761. 661-0111.

Book Signing - Author Cindy Paulos will be on hand to sign copies of her most recent inspirational book. Seven original works of Cindy’s art will be given away, as will a free copy of her CD “There is a Forever.” For info on the author and her latest book, visit putalittlelightinyourLife.com. 2 p.m.

Lahaina Gateway. 283-2488.

Easter Cantata - The Lahaina Baptist Church choir will perform this inspired musical celebration of Christianity’s spring rite. Free. 6-8 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 661-5304.

Drumming Workshop - Fri. Master Percussionist Sanga of the Valley has performed with Baba Olatunji and the Drums of Passion, the Grateful Dead, Nina Simone, Santana and others. Learn the art of djimbe drum, check out his compelling performance style, or do both. $20 (workshop)/$10 (performance)/$25 (both). 6 p.m. (performance)/7 p.m. (workshop).

Temple of Peace, Haiku. 572-9862.

Full Moon Hike - Fri. It’s the full moon. Instead of going to one of those hippie parties, perhaps your time would be better utilized - and thus enjoyed - by getting some exercise and learning about the history, geology, biology and culture of the Waihee Dunes. $25. 5:30-8 p.m. Waihee Refuge. 244-5263.

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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 04/09

Friday 04/10

Saturday 04/11

House of S.I.N. No cover, 10pm

DJ CIA No cover, 10pm

DJ Tripp No cover, 10pm

Rio Thing

BrownChicken BrownCow String Band

Casanueva Tango & Milonga

The Grouch/Eli $20, 10pm

Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo $10, 10pm

WED - Ladies’ Night, $10, 10pm

Alternative Night

ALLIEZ

The Grouch

MON - Manic Mondays; TUE - Hot Latin Tuesdays;

Smokin’ Hot Thursdays 9:30pm

Lambspread $10, 10pm

Orin & Junior

Dave Carroll No cover

Dave Carroll No cover

Eric the Whale Shark No cover

MON - Erin Smith; TUE - Jazz Night; WED - Howard Ahia, No cover

Quiz Night w/ Chile Dog

Pau Hana

Crunch Pups

Movie Night w/ Linda Beaver

MON - Jordan & Guests, 10pm, No cover; TUE - Scott Baird & Merika

Up Next

Vince Esquire Band

Grateful Ted

TUE - Backyard Jam

Doll House Revue w/ Michael Fong; $5, 10pm

Easter Party w/ DJ Michael Fong; $8, 10pm

WED - WII Wednesdays w/ DJ Michael Fong 10pm

Homestead

Pac Vibe feat. Tiva of Kapena

AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 891-1011

CAFE MARC AUREL 28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CELLAR 744 744 Front St., Lahaina 661-3744

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema, Lahaina - 667-0908

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

EHA’S POOL BAR 1234 Lower Main, Wailuku - 242-1177

GIAN DON’S 1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-4041

GREEN LEAF SPORTS BAR

Ladies’ Night

1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

Sunday 04/12

WED - Sonic Nectar MON -Open Mic

MON - Willie K, $10, 9pm

Karaoke

HARD ROCK CAFÉ HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH

Rampage No cover, 10pm

Gomega

The ALLIEZ

Karaoke Night

MON - Soul Food w/ Kanoa, 10pm; TUE - CJ Chrest/Lucky Bum Girls; WED -Pac Vibe

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MON-WED - Karaoke

Pio Marasco: Chill N Deep No cover, 9pm

DJ Del Sol $10, 9:30pm

Butterfly Effect After Party No cover, 9:30pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

SATURDAY, APR 11 Easter Weekend Festivities - See This Week’s Picks for a rundown of Easter celebrations at various spots islandwide.

Celebration of the Arts - Saturday’s installment includes a luau at 6:30 p.m. with falsetto singer Kamaka Fernandez and Napua Greig. A 9 p.m. after hours celebration will feature Maunalua (21+). 10 a.m. Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua. 669-6200.

Adopt-A-Highway Cleanup - Sat. Pacific Whale Foundation will host a cleanup of a portion of Honoapiíilani Highway to protect Mauiís coastal environment and fight marine debris.

All volunteers receive a free t-shirt. Meet at Pacific Whale Foundationís Ocean Store at Maíalaea Harbor. 8 a.m.-12 p.m.

Ma’alaea Harbor. 856-8341.

Da Kidney? Da Kine! Day National Kidney Foundation Hawaii of Maui wants you to celebrate this vital organ, which is pretty damned important. This event includes entertainment and giveaways, free diabetes and kidney disease screenings, organ donor information and more. 10 a.m.-2 p.m.

Queen Kaahumanu Center, Kahului. 986-1900.

Spring Bazaar - This fundraiser benefits Hale Mahaolu Ekolu Senior Club. 8 a.m.-1 p.m. Hale Mahaolu Ekolu Senior Center, 717 Makaala Drive, Waiehu. 242-4377.

Afternoon Singles Cruise - A chance to snorkel, snuba, have a few cocktails and talk story with others not legally bound to another human being. Attendees sail aboard the Lani Kai. Admission price includes soda, beer and maitais.

Bring your own lunch. $33. 1 p.m. (Check-In at 12:45 p.m.). Ma’alaea Harbor, Slip 76. 2445-1979.

Free Lung Testing Clinic - Priority will be given to those with chronic coughing or breathing problems. Sponsored by Hawaii Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease Coalition. Free. 12-3 p.m. Long’s Drugs, Kahului. 988-2439.

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Butterfly Effect - Women of all skill levels are welcome to take part in this free all-women downwinder. Windsurfers, kiteboarders, and stand-up paddlers are welcome. 10 a.m. Hookipa Park.

Storytime and Book Signing - Meet author Janice Crowl as she celebrates the release of her new children’s storybook, Pulelehua and Mamaki, published by Bishop Museum Press. 10-11 a.m.

Maui Marketplace. 877-6160.

Swap Meet - From camo hunting gear and koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate, locally-crafted jewelry, this place pretty much has it

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all. Killer produce market, too. Admission: 50 cents.

7 a.m.-12 p.m. Maui Community College, Kahului Harbor side. 877-3100.

Submit Your

Buddhism Lectures - Sat. These free talks will cover the topics of Buddhist Compassion and Buddhist Spirituality. Rev. Ronald Kobata is the guest lecturer. Call for times. Wailuku Hongwanji Mission, 1828 Vineyard St., Wailuku.

244-0406.

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TUE - Pool Tournament; WED - Ladies’ Night MON - Marty Dread & the Kryptones; $5, 10:30pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

JACQUES

Monday 04/13– Wednesday 04/15

BHS Thespian Gala - This fundraiser will help fund a summer theater trip for Baldwin High’s drama club. Reservations are required. $15/$12 senior citizens/$8 keiki under 12. 5 p.m. Baldwin Auditorium. 984-5656 ext. 315.

Legends & Lore Sunset Cruise - Take in the sunset, sip a maitai, nosh on local-style pupus and learn about Hawaiian history and culture during this early evening cruise. $49.95/$34.95 keiki. 5:30-7:30 p.m. Lahaina Harbor. 249-8811 ext. 1.

Full Moon Whale Song Serenade - Pacific Whale Foundation presents this nighttime cocktail cruise under the stars. Astronomer Harriet Witt will give a talk about what’s happening in the night sky. $49.95/$34.95 keiki. 8-10 p.m. Lahaina Harbor.

249-8811 ext. 1.

SUNDAY, APR 12 Easter Weekend Festivities - See This Week’s Picks for a rundown of Easter celebrations at various spots islandwide.

Celebration of the Arts - Sunday’s celebration includes an Easter egg hunt at 10:15 a.m. at Plantation Grove and brunch at the Terrace Grove starting at 11 a.m. 10 a.m. Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua. 669-6200.

Buddhism Lectures - Sun. These free talks will cover the topics of Buddhist Compassion and Buddhist Spirituality. Rev. Ronald Kobata is the guest lecturer. Call for times. Wailuku Hongwanji Mission, 1828 Vineyard St., Wailuku. 244-0406.

5Rhythms Tribal Vibration - Kabba Anand and Sanga of the Valley team up once again in this celebration of rhythm and presumably life; a “Rhythmic Journey into the Elements.” $50/$60 door. 2:30-6 p.m. Makawao Union Church Hall. 572-9862.

TUESDAY, APR 14 Maui High School Spring Concert - They’ve been practicing like mad. Come see the tunes on which they’ve been working. Free. 7-9 p.m. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Kahului. 242-7469.

Tribal Dance Ritual - A 5Rhythms benefit, this dance ritual features Maui’s only certified 5Rhythms teacher Kabba Anand and renowned drummer Sanga of the Valley. Benefits Women helping Women, Paia Youth and Cultural Center and Studio Maui. $100. 6-8 p.m. Studio Maui, 810 Haiku Rd. #265, Haiku. 575-9390.

Earth Day Festival Organizational Meeting - All green organizations, potential volunteers, outspoken hippies and green vendors are asked to attend this meeting, which will help plot the events of this year’s Earth Day celebration at Baldwin Beach, which is kind of a huge deal. 7:30 p.m. Mandala Ethnic Arts, Baldwin Avenue, Paia. 573-1959.

Lahainaluna High School Junior Promenade - The public is invited to watch the LHS prom coronation ceremony. Rikky-Lynn Ancong will be crowned queen and Okusitino Tauta will be crowned king. Doors open at 6 p.m. 6:15 p.m. Westin Maui, Kaanapali. 661-2588.

SeaWees Ocean Ed-venture for Preschoolers - Preschoolers can enjoy field trips, activities, songs, and stories. The theme for April is “Scales to Tails - the Amazing Fish of Hawai’i.” For

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ages 3-5 (must be accompanied by parent/caregiver). $10/class or $40 for five sessions. 9-10 a.m.

Pacific Whale Foundation’s Ocean Discovery Center, Ma’alaea Harbor. 808-249-8811 ext. 1.

Reggae With the Whales - Reggae music star Marty Dread, fresh from his appearance at the Jamaican Jazz Festival, will play his tunes while the whales do their thing. A perfect sunset experience. $49.95/$39.95 keiki. 5-7 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor.

249-8811 ext. 1.

Keiki After-School Help - Mon-Fri. Hui Malama Learning Center offers after-school homework help and classes. Call for directions and hours. 244-5911.

Athletic Club Outreach - Every Tue & Thu. Got tough kids? Get them instruction on Olympic weightlifting, power lifting, body building and sports-specific weight training by an experienced team of coaches. Ages 11-19. Free. 4:45-6 p.m. St. Mark Weightlifting Hall, Good Shepherd Episcopal Church, Wailuku. 244-4656.

Free Keiki Art Classes - Every Mon, Tue, Wed & Fri. Lahaina Arts Society offers free children’s art classes island wide. MON - Lahaina Surf Hawaiian Housing, 3-5 p.m. TUE - Baha’i Faith Maui Center, Makawao, 9-11 a.m. Ka Hale A Ke Ola, Wailuku, 46 p.m. WED - Baha’i Faith Maui Center, 9:30-11:30 a.m.; Honokowai Kau Hale, 2:30-4:30 p.m. THU Paia Elementary, 2-4 p.m. FRI - Kahekili Terrace, Wailuku, 3-6 p.m. Haiku Boy’s and Girl’s Club, 3-5 p.m. For more info call 661-0111.

West Side Storytime - Every Tue & Sat. Lahaina’s biggest bookseller is hosting keiki story time, so get them hooked on reading early. Tue., 10 a.m.; Sat., 11 a.m. Barnes and Noble, Lahaina.

Keiki Dance With Lori Lewis - Every Thu & Fri. Thursdays in Haiku: 2-3 yr. at 9:15-10:00 a.m., 3-5 yr. olds at 3:30-4:30 p.m. Fridays in Wailuku: 15-24 mos., 8:45-9:30 a.m., 2 yr. olds 9:30-10:15 a.m., 3-4yr. olds 10:15-11 a.m. Call Lori for details. 573-5456.

Keiki Issues? - Thu. The Parent Project, a program for parents of strong willed children. Wrestle the phone away from the child and make that call.

Free. 6:30-8:30 p.m. Hui Malama Learning Center. 289-5050.

The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 04/09

Friday 04/10

Saturday 04/11

Sunday 04/12

Monday 04/13– Wednesday 04/15

The Vince Esquire Band No cover

Kenny Roberts No cover

Way Back Machine No Cover

Kahala No cover

TUE - Da Ha-Y-ans, No cover WED - Chico & Da Kine, No cover

Soul Package

Kahala

Ladies’ Night w/ Q103 $7, 10pm

Crunch Pups

MON - Tropical Harps; TUE - Kilohana (Hawaiiana); WED - Dezman

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

De Aquino Braddahs

Oren & Junior

KOBE STEAKHOUSE

Karaoke

Karaoke

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB 36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE 355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

KIMOS 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LOS PELONES Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-9900

LULU’S KIHEI 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

Salsa Night $7, 10pm

Zack Kimo & Co.

TUE - Junior

Neto Latin Salsa No cover, 9pm

Inferno Fridays $5, 10pm

JR & the Boys

Reggae w/ DJZZ $5, 10pm

TUE - Rave Night w/DJZZ, $5, 10pm; WED - DJZZ No cover, 10pm

Crazy Fingers Trio 9pm

Fri. Night Luau 9pm

Hip Hop/Club DJ 9pm

Kenny Roberts 9pm

MON - S.I.N. Night; TUE - Junior & Oren/ Step Into Liquid Screening; \WED - Neto Latin Salsa

MAI TAI LOUNGE 839 Front St., Lahaina - 661-5288

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Halemanu No cover, 9pm

Kahana Gateway Center - 669-3474

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

The Silky Ringo 9pm

DJ Decka 9pm

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

OCEANS BAR & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-2414

PINEAPPLE GRILLE 200 Kapalua Drv. Lahaina - 669-9600

DJ Dolla Drink $5; 9pm Fish Tank/Erin Smith & the Throwdowns/Teomon; $10

D.U.H. 10pm

WED - Willie K

The Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm

MON - Duh Boyz, No cover, 10pm; TUE - Unifires, No cover, 10pm; WED - Open Mic

Wee D’ono No cover, 10pm

The Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm

Yoahmama No cover, 10pm

Karaoke w/Toby 9pm

DJ Party w/ All Access Entertainment; $10, 10pm

Ten Feet $20; 10pm

Scotty Rotten

Damien Awai

Brian Como & Friends

Story Time - Thu. Keiki story time and crafts.

Free. 10 a.m. Hawaiian Village Coffee, Kahana.

665-1114.

Toddler Story Time - Thu. Brush up on the latest in children’s books with your little one. Free. 10 a.m. Makawao Public Library. 573-8785.

Yu-Gi-Oh - Sat. Little gamester get out your cards and get ready for a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament! Free. 3 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 661-4766.

Swimming Lessons - Sun. Valley Isle Aquatics is offering keiki swimming lessons in conjunction with the County of Maui, Community Classes.

Folks can call or go to www.valleyisleaquatics.com for further information. 12:15-4:15 p.m. Kihei Aquatics Center. 572-4665.

Yo Yo Workshop & Demo - Sun. Yo Yo’s are silent, so encourage your kids to learn how to use them and finally get some peace and quiet! Free. 45 p.m. Maui Toy Works. 661-5304.

Keiki Chess Club - Mon. For little masterminds age 8-12. Taught by magician Neil Bruce. Free. 2:304 p.m. Makawao Public Library. 573-5313.

Keiki Shots - Wed. (Central Maui) Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walkin basis. Free. 12-3 p.m. Wailuku Health Center.

984-8260.

Sports Free Pole Dancing Class - Sat. The Nibbler, Intro to Pole Dancing begins with a sultry Pilatesbased warm-up, then progresses to the poles where you’ll learn a spin, plus a take-home routine.

Free for the first 15 women to register. 3-4:30 p.m.

142 Kupuohi St, F-2, Lahaina. 283-2606.

Dragon & Tiger Medical Chi Gung - Every Tue, Thu & Fri. This exercise is believed to fight cancer in China. Free class sponsored by the Pacific Cancer Foundation. 3-4 p.m.; 5:30-6:30 p.m. Maui YMCA, REPS Fitness Training Center, Wailea Town Center, respectively. 243-2999.

Lahaina Canoe Club Weekly Paddle - Daily.

Get buff, talk story, check out the scenery. Thu., 8 a.m.; Sun., 10 a.m. Hanako’o Beach Park (Canoe Beach). 870-6466.

TUE - DJ Dolla Drink, $5, 9pm

TUE - Karaoke w/ Toby, No cover, 9pm; WED - Wet Wednesday w/ DJ Blast, $10, 10pm

Marathon Volunteers Needed - Daily. Care to help out with one of the biggest sporting events on Maui? Organizers for the 39th annual Maui Marathon are looking for folks to fill the positions of head Volunteer Coordinator, Entertainment Coordinator, and Awards Ceremony Coordinator. Are you game?. 280-5801.

Ohana Farmers & Crafters Market - Every Tue, Wed & Fri. 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 877-3369.

Maui Croquet Club - Every Sun, Tue & Thu. You could be an amazing croquet player and not even know it. No mallet? No problem. 2-5 p.m.

Waipuilani Park, Kihei. 879-0087.

Honokowai Farmers Market - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7-11 a.m. Lower Honoa piilani Hwy.

Group Run - Wed. Stay in shape while taking in some beautiful views! Group meets at Kihei Community Center. Open to runners of all ages and fitness levels. Refreshments will be provided after.

Sponsored by Valley Isle Road Runners. Free. 5:30 p.m. Piilani Highway and Lipoa Parkway.

Resort Craft Fair - Every Wed & Fri. Hawaiian arts and crafts. 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort.

Paddling for Breast Cancer Survivors Every Mon & Wed. Get together with other survivors for canoe paddling. Free. 8 a.m. Kihei Canoe Club. 243-2999.

Tai Chi - Every Mon & Fri. Get your Tai Chi in during your lunchbreak with Dr. Lorrin Pang. Free. noon-12:45 p.m. State Building Plaza, Wailuku.

984-8200.

Farmers Market of Maui - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 61 S. Kihei Rd.

Aloha Craft Fair - Fri. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Maui Mall.

872-4320.

KBH Craft Fair - Fri, Sun, Mon, Wed. Cultural crafts and live demos. 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Ka`anapali Beach Hotel lobby. 667-5978.

Organic Farmers Market - Sat. Fresh produce that’s cheaper than the grocery store. 6:30 a.m.noon. Eddie Tam Memorial Center.

Poetry

Volleyball Day - Sat. Bump, set, spike! Open to everyone. Free. 12 p.m. Kamaole III Beach Park, Kihei.

Open Mic - Every night is open mic night at Hawaiian Village Coffee. Kahana Gateway location, call 665-1114.

Badminton Nights - Mon. That’s right.

Dust off your shuttlecocks and lace on up.

No need to bring rackets or birdies. Just come out. Takes place ever y Monday through May 4. 6:30-9 p.m. Lahaina Civic Center, 1840 Hono`apiilani Hwy., Lahaina, 96761. 661-4685.

Poetry Slam - Every First Fri. Poets 13 and over are encouraged to share their stuff with the First Friday crowd. Pieces are limited to three minutes. $5. 8 p.m. The Promenade (Wailuku Food Court), 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-3993.

Farmers market, Art/Craft Fairs Farmers’ Market and Craft Fair - Every Tue, Wed, Fri & Sat. Great deals on locally grown produce and locally made goods. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului. 871-1307.

Ho`olokahi Arts & Crafts Fair - Every Tue & Fri. Fresh flower lei-making classes from 9-11 a.m. on Fridays. 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Wailea Beach Marriott Resort south lobby. 879-1922.

Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku, 244-0852.

Poetry Reading - Every second Tue, read your original work, your favorite poem, or just come to be inspired. Free. 6:30 p.m., Lahaina Public Library, 662-3950.

Open Mic - Every Saturday the Maui Media Lab hosts an open mic night for poets, muscicians and others who want to be heard. Sessions are recorded and fed to the internet. All ages are welcome.

Free. 6-9 p.m., Maui Media Lab, Baldwin Ave, zumatribe@yahoo.com.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed-Fri, John Kane; Sat, Harry Troupe; Sun, Greg DiPiazza; Mon, Tue, Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Canoes - Sun, Jazz w/ John Maritano, Brian Cuomo & Friends. 3-6. 1450 Front St., Lahaina.

661-0937.

Cheeseburger In Paradise - Mon, Tue, Scotty Rotten; Wed, Fri, Harry Troupe; Thu, Sat, Sun, Brooks McGuire. All sets 4:30-10:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Erin Smith; Fri, Sat, Dave Carroll; Sun, Wed, Whale Sharks; Mon, Mickie Moore; Tue, Jazz; . all sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat Ernest Pua’a; Sun,Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret Roback. Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Braddah Brian & Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika;. Sat, “TBA”; Sun, Ryan Tanaka & Friends; Mon,Oversized Productions; Tue, Roy & Friends; Wed, An Den. Late sets 6-8:30 p.m. 2435 Ka`anapali Parkway, Building P, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Mon-Sat, Acoustic music. All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi`ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787.

Kimo’s - Mon- Wed, Sat, Sun, Sam Ahia. Fri, deAquino Bradaz. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Leilani’s On The Beach - Fri, Scott Baird;.

Sat, JD and Harry; Sun, Kilohana. All sets 2:30-5 p.m. 2435 Ka`anapali Pkwy, Building J, 661-4495.

Moose McGillycuddy’s, Lahaina - Fri, Llayne & Pro Ed; Sat, Mark & Mike. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., 667-7758.

Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Fri, Hawaiian music with Uncle Louie. 5-7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881.

Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m.

658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 04/09

Friday 04/10

Saturday 04/11

RB STEAKHOUSE

Sunday 04/12

Monday 04/13– Wednesday 04/15

Live Music

Kahana Gateway, Kahana - 669-8889

RUSTY HARPOON

DJ Mike Rozak No cover, 10pm

DJ Mike Rozak No cover, 10pm

Karaoke

Karaoke

Damien Awai of AnDen

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

TBA

TBA

Playboy Party

DJ Slackin No cover, 10pm

DJ Sonny No cover, 10pm

DJ Magnetic No cover, 10pm

2290 Kaanapali Pkwy - 661-3123

SANSEI - KAPALUA 115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

SANSEI - KIHEI 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116 -879-0004

SANTA FE CANTINA 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7805

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR

No Remorse

2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

MON - Silky Ringo;TUE - Willie K; WED, Evan Schulman

MON - 80s & Ladies Night; WED - Chronic Cantina w/ Live music, No cover, 10pm Kanoa of Gomega No cover, 10pm

MON - DJ Blast; TUE - DJ Nature Boy; WED - DJ Kidd C/DJ JP; All no cover, 10pm

Vince Esquire Band

STELLA BLUE’S 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-3779

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR

Flying Sheep Problem $3, 10pm

1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

TIFFANY’S 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052

TIP-UPS TAVERN 1279 2. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

MON - WED - Karaoke

DJ JP

Yoah Mama 10pm

Ryan Robinson Band 10pm

Open Mic w/ Jordan

MON - The Lovely Lynsey; TUE -DJ Astro Raph; WED Blues Night

UNISAN

MON - WED - Karaoke

2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku - 244-4500

WATERCRESS

Live Hawaiian Music

Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9350

Karaoke

Karaoke

MON - Karaoke; WED - Karaoke

Rusty Harpoon - Thu, George Kahumoku, Jr., 79 p.m., Tue, Willie K., 7-9 p.m., Wed., Evan Schulman, 7-9 p.m. Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali.

661-3123.

Sun Merv Oana, Mon, Bobby Ingram & Fulton Tashombe; Tue, Rama Camarillo; Wed, Kaleo Cullen. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 874-6284.

Ernest Pua`a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

■ KA`ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 661-0011

by) Thu, Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson; Sat, Mon, Nils and Anastasia; Sun, Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria; Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly.

Santa Fe Cantina - Tue, Ryan from Silky Ringo; 5-8 p.m. Fri, Mike Carrol & Friends, 4-7 p.m. Sat, Damien Awai; 5-8 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7805.

CENTRAL MAUI

Tiki Courtyard - Sun-Thu, Leokane, 6 p.m.

Friday, Halau Friday Hula show. 6-9 p.m.

■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 Wailea Alanui, 875-1234

Café Marc Aurel - Live Music on various days.

Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-0852.

Sea House Restaurant - Thu, Fri & Sat, Kincaid Basques; Su, Andrew Kaina; Mon, Albert Kaina, Tue, Kincaid Basques; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets except Sat. 7-9 p.m.

Sat set is 6:30-9p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 590 0 Honoapi`ilani Rd., Napili, 669-1500.

Main Street Bistro - Th-Fri, Rhythm & Blues with Freedom. 5-7:30 p.m.. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816.

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Beach Bums Ma’alaea - Tue, Randall Rospond, 5-8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd. 2432286.

Hana Hou Cafe - Wed, Dorothy Betz and Les Adam with Vince Esquire. Thu, Haiku Hillbillys. Sat, Live music. Mon., The Hula Honeys All sets 6-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661.

Haui’s Life’s A Beach - Thu, Erin Smith. 1913 South Kihei Rd., 891-8010.

Longhi’s - Sat, acoustic music.

10:30-11 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883 Ma`alaea Grill - Thu, Fri, Sat, Benoit Jazz Works.

Wed., Kenny Roberts. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 2432206.

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Mulligan’s on the Blue Thu, Rick Glencross Fri, Gail Swanson; 6-8 p.m.; Sun, Celtic Tigers, 6:30 p.m.; Mon, Acoustico, 7 p.m. Tue, Joyce & Gord; 6:308:30 p.m.; Wed, Willie K., 7:30 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Sat, Erin Smith; Mon, Kanoa. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei Rd., Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café - Wed, Sat, Merv Oana; Sun, Howard Ahia Thu; Fri Margie; Tue Jamie Lawrence. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho; Fri, Gina Martinelli; Sat, Monda Kane;

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Kahului Ale House - Thu, O‘Kaleo. 5 p.m. Wed, Kilohana. 6 p.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului. 877-9001.

Moana Cafe & Bakery - Wed, Benoit Jazzworks; 6:30-8:30 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

Flatbread Pizza - Every first Wed, Toma Conway & Randall Rospond. 6-9 p.m. Flatbread Pizza, 89 Hana Hwy., Paia. 579-8989.

Green Banana Cafe Music - Tu, Shea Argel. Th, Indio. 6-8 p.m. Green Banana Cafe-The Shops at Paia Bay, Paia, 96779. 579-9130.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI ■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 Nohea Kai Dr, Lahaina, 661-1234 Umalu - Thu, Off Tomorrow, 6-9; Live music nightly All sets 4-6 & 7-9p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

■ KAANAPALI BEACH CLUB 104 Ka`anapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu, Live music; Fri, Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue,

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■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Thu, Fri, Tue. Kincaid Kupahu; Sat, Coelho Morrison; Sun & Wed, Andrew Kaina; Mon, Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m.

■ RITZ CARLTON 1 Ritz Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200 The Lounge - Sun, Ron; -Mon, Joshua K; Tue, Tarvin; Wed, Howard, Thu, Hallie.; Fri, Espresso; Sat, Crazy Fingers. Sun-Thu 7-10 p.m., Fri-Sat 7:3011 p.m. 6:15-9:45 p.m.

■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 Keka`a Dr., Ka`anapali, 661-3611 Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat, Live Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m.

■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar - Live music nightly, All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly.

■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Ono Bar & Grille - Thu, Sat, Steve Sargenti; Fri, Larry Golis; Sun, Margie Heart; Mon, Ernest Puaa; Tue, Brian Haia; Wed, Pam Peterson. Tue-Sun shows, 6-9 p.m. Mon, 5:30-9 p.m.

Tropica - (Early sets) Thu, Wed, Brian Haia; Fri, Sat, Mon, Marvin Tevaga; Sun, Josh Kahula; Tue, Ernest Pua`a. Early sets 3-6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat, Tue, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Steve Sargenti; Mon, Josh Kahula.

Late sets 6-9 p.m.

SOUTH MAUI ■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 Wailea Alanui, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu, Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran; Sat, Mon, Island Style Trio with hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed

Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

Humuhumunukunukuapua`a - Nightly, 5:30 p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo. ■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 Wailea Alanui, 875-4100 Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131 Wailea Wednesdays w/ WIllie K - Wed, 7:30-10 p.m.

■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 Wailea Alanui East Wing - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth.

Lower Courtyard - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie Lawerence and Friends.

■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 Wailea Alanui, 879-1922 Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly, Hula dancing.

6-9 p.m.

Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly, Live music.

9-11 p.m.

■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge - Mon, Wed, Fri, Sat, Mele `Ohana Duo. Tue, Thu Ron Kuala’au; Sun-Thu sets 6-9 p.m.; Fri, Sat sets 6-10 p.m. Sun, Mele `Ohana Duo, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Mon, Wed, Fri, Hula performance, 6-6:45 p.m.

EAST MAUI ■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI Hana, 248-8211 Paniolo Lounge - Thu-Sun, Live music. 6:309:30 p.m.

Main Dining Room - Thu, Sun, Hula dancing.

7:30-8:15 p.m.

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ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Physical intimacy is a great way to feel close to someone quickly, but it’s remarkably uninformative when it comes to ascertaining their true character. It may seem like a great shortcut (and it can certainly open some doors), but don’t confuse yourself by deciding that you and your cuddle buddy are truly tight yet. You may be tempted to just spout all of your secrets in a peaceful moment of post-coital bliss, and maybe you should (as this is where real intimacy will come from)—just make sure the other person wants to hear them, and can actually be trusted with them.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Sometimes the right choice is so obvious that you have to choose it, even if it seems dumb or shortsighted, or you have absolutely no idea how you’ll make it work. Don’t deny what you already know, just because your well-intentioned mind (or friends) are trying to convince you of something else. This is a good time to trust your gut or heart, even when they conflict with your brain’s (probably correct) assessment that it’d be smarter to do something else. Doing the smart thing is best in most circumstances, but there are exceptions. Choosing these correctly is what will make your life, well, exceptional.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) There’s a difference between passing the time and making the most of it. Naturally, much of life we end up just allowing to pass by in a mostly unremarkable way. No need to beat yourself up over it, but there’s also no need to settle for that. While it’s probably impossible for most of us to be perpetually conscious, present, and in constructive and creative control of every minute, most of us could easily shift the balance a bit. This week give your soul two more hours than it usually gets; try to do something you can sustain next week, and the next, ad infinitum.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) 500 yards from the finish line in an epic road race, you get a flat tire. Do you soldier on and just roll across it with a bum wheel? Probably. How about if the flat occurs a mile from the end, or five, or twenty? At some point you’d make a decision to stop and fix the damn thing before proceeding. It’s all about guessing what will be best in the long and short run (and acknowledging that there’s frequently a conflict between the two). Where do you draw that line between “make do” and “make it right?” This week, like it or not, you’ll need to figure that out.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) The QWERTY layout of most modern keyboards is inefficient and counterintuitive by design. An early version of the typewriter jammed up if the keys were pressed in rapid succession, so its inventor sought a way to slow typists down. He came up with the layout we currently use, which makes many of the most-used keys harder to reach, so his invention would work as intended. Now we’re more or less stuck with it. You, too, sort of put up obstacles to your own evolution, way back when, to slow it down. You had good reasons at the time, but they’re no longer valid. Luckily you don’t have an entire industry stopping you from getting rid of them and adopting something more intuitive and efficient. Please do.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) For the sake of argument, let’s say there are essentially three ways you can present this situation: the bald truth, an outright lie, or a selective, carefully edited version of the truth. For the moment, remove moral considerations from the equation so you can look at this logically. Which approach, given the person you’re dealing with, is most likely to produce the result you want? If you’re honest with yourself, you know exactly what will do the trick. Now add ethics back in. Are you willing to do what it takes? If not, walk away now, before it’s too late.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Each and every one of us, when we die, will leave behind a legacy of words, ideas, and images that will linger long after we’re dust, helping to shape the future, or define an era from the past, or both. Thus choosing which ideas we put forth into the world, which ones we choose to nurture and propagate, is far more important than a lot of the other stuff we end up paying attention to. What, exactly, are you putting out there? What kind of world are you helping to create? You may think the things you say don’t matter much—but they do. Choose well.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Sometimes you remind me of a dog whose tail has been severely docked. With only the tiniest stub to wag, he’s somewhat limited when it comes to communicating his state of mind to the world. Luckily, unlike that poor pup, you don’t need to be so handicapped. You can, essentially, grow your tail back. That takes time, though, and is almost like learning a whole new language. Don’t expect overnight results.

Still, despite the slowness of the process, widening your avenues of communication with the world is well worth your while. Get started.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) The game you’re playing now is akin to removing support structures from a building, one at a time, to see how many you can take out before the whole thing comes tumbling down. The main problem, of course, is that you won’t know when you’ve gone too far until it’s too late, and people have gotten hurt.

At that point you’re left with nothing more than a pile of rubble. Do you really want to push this thing?

Trust me when I say that you won’t be able to stop in time, even if you think you can. I’d say leave now, while it’s still standing, or if you’re going to stay, build it up to make it stronger, rather than slowly picking it apart.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Sometimes rejection happens because of things you can’t easily control. If someone thinks you’re boring or you smell bad, there are things you can do to control or “correct” those things, but is it really worth it? It’s one thing if someone’s not into you because they have the wrong idea about you, but quite another if you’re just not to their taste. Ultimately you want someone who thinks you’re interesting and likes the way you smell, not someone who needs to be convinced of those things, or for whom you need to put on a mask (or a masking scent). Improve yourself to become a better version of you according to your own standards, not someone else’s.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Naturally, external factors will always exert some degree of influence over your well being; the question is, how much? If you’re always sad when it rains and always happy on sunny days, I’d wager you’re probably letting the outside world determine too much of your state of mind. Then again, if you catch pneumonia because you’re simply too stubborn to acknowledge the weather long enough to acquire and use an umbrella, that’s kind of messed up, too. There’s a balance between being too sensitive or too impervious; this week see if you can find it.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) You’re far more likely to be accidentally mean than deliberately malicious. What’s often interpreted as callous insensitivity is mostly just innocent cluelessness. Just because your intentions weren’t consciously malign, though, doesn’t let you off the hook. You still hurt someone. If you’re clumsy with your car and run over a dog, the dog’s still dead, even if it was just a lapse in concentration or a momentary fumble. The right thing to do is to take responsibility for the consequences of what you’ve done, regardless of how they came about, and earnestly try to make amends.

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